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Ah, a weekend free
of the challenges of marriage,

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fatherhood,
and the running of AIM!

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Sixty-three hours
of unfettered recreation!

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I'm not wearin' a wire.

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You're wearin' a wire!

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Sixty-two hours,
fifty-four minutes left.

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- Now what to do?
- Why don't you hang out with me?

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We can tell our future!
Find out where we're gonna live.

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Who we're gonna marry!

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A shack?

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With Mama Fratelli
from The Goonies?

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- Two-hundred kids!
- Ugh, just turn into a TV!

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Yes! Yes! Beer! Alcohol!

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Drink it with your friend!
Your robot best friend!

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Alcohol! I can drown
my loneliness in alcohol!

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- Yeah.
- Not with you. With people worthy of my company.

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- Then what do I do?
- I don't know, chase bubbles?

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Um, I'm a state-of-the-art
sentient robot. I'm not...

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Uh. Ho ho, bubbles!

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Bubbles! How do they float?

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Uh, is this card current?

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Have you paid your dues?

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- I'm sort of a walk-right-in kind of guy.
- Yeah, no.

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Who's filling my ears with nonsense
while I drink Pinot Grigio?

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Wha... Hey, that guy knows me!
Leader, help me out.

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Tell everyone how much better
than you I am.

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This is a sophisticated club
for elite villains.

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Not a riffrafferarium.

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You're out of
your weight class, darling.

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Joke's on you.
I've never been heavier!

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He means you're small potatoes.

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I just came
from Ponderosa Steakhouse!

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I'm full of huge potatoes!

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They're saying you're not
a top-tier super villain.

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Ponderosa classified me
as a supper villain!

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- Good lord, get out of here!
- I'm a big deal!

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I just fought Iron Man!
I stole his boot!

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Your ass stole his boot
when he shoved it too far inside you!

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You guys are pricks.
Let me hang out with you!

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You want to impress us, eh?

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Why don't you fetch
Captain America's shield?

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- Then we'll let you in.
- But he loves that thing!

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Plus I'd have to break
into Avengers Tower...

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Listen to him. Already making excuses
for failure yet to come.

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Come on, I want to tell you
about a house I saw in La Caņada.

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Sir, the low-rent villains
who are roundly mocked here

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usually slink away
to the Bar With No Name.

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That kindness
just earned you a potato.

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I got it started for you.

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MODOK?

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You here?

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Why are we at Dad's office
on a Friday night?

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There's a whole chapter in my book
about recipes I serve my son

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who I claimed has
a trendy nut allergy,

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and there you are
on YouTube

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eating 10 Payday bars for no reason!

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Oh, it was definitely for a reason.

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Can I at least hang at daycare?
I love the daycare here!

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They have those baby urinals
that make me feel like King Piss.

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You again?

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The last time you were here,
you ate all the Play-Doh!

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I was practicing
for the Ten Payday Bar Challenge!

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You're a teen, go to the Teen Zone!

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Teen Zone?
Finally, a calzone just for teens?

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Oh, Teen Zone.

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Beanbag chairs. Par-a-doice!

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Do you party?
I brought hardboiled eggs.

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- Save me, Joy Division.
- Whoa! I like music too!

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Yes, I'll take
a pear brandy cordial.

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Plum brandy will do in a pinch.

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We've got whiskey.

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Look what you did
to my drink, you dirt man!

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Hey! You're Moomock!

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Hey, Ten Pin, it's Moomock!

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- MODOK. Mental Organism Designed...
- Yo, what's Moomock stand for?

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- I... I don't know.
- Hey, you wanna play darts?

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I mean, someone stole the darts,

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but we throw knives
and stuff at Poundcakes.

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You throw like a girl

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who hasn't fully realized
her potential yet.

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Come on.
It's so cool having you here.

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You're one
of those big brain guys.

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We're more of a bunch of fisters.

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I think I know
what you think you mean.

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Ah, leave him alone, Armadillo.

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Johnny College ain't one of us.

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The guy doesn't have
the stomach

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for down-and-dirty street crime...

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- Ah, my stomach!
- You dare challenge my masculinity?

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I'll have you know my last donnybrook
was a bona fide fracas!

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This guy's a tourist.

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Why are you even here, brother?
Shouldn't you be at the Soho Lair?

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Well, it turns out
that place isn't cool anymore.

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Oh my god, he couldn't get in!

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- They're just breaking balls, man.
- Ah yes. "Breaking. Balls."

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I once broke the fused-ring structure
of Buckyballs to reverse the...

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Told you he ain't one of us.

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You're asking yourself,
"Who's rocking so hard right now?"

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It's Sweetleg. My band.

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I'm kind of the lead singer.

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I'm actually definitely the lead singer,

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I don't know why I'm
being so bashful about it.

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I don't like it.

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If you're a lyrics guy,
you'll probably like our concept album

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about a car that turns into a woman
and then has sex with me.

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Hey, I put my last two dollars
in there!

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I wanna hear Carly Rae Jepsen.

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Hmmm.

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- _
- I'll use these fools

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to get Captain America's shield.

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Denizens of the Bar With No Name!

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I'm enlisting you all
to a great purpose. A heist!

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- A heist for you?
- What's the heist?

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Uh... I can't tell them
the real reason,

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that they're basically
sacrificing their lives

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for something
that will only benefit me...

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- We're waiting!
- I'm thinking!

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What do poor people like?
Oh, I know.

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Money! You'll get money!

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- How much?
- Enough to buy whatever you desire.

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We can each get
our own pontoon boat!

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Uh... not that much.
Maybe two people per pontoon boat.

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Boats are a lot of responsibility!

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Someone to share the burden with!

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You were wrong!
He is one of us!

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Ohh! Why did I lie about
how many pontoon boats they could get?

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Why didn't I just say
they could have 10 pontoon boats?

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You can all have
10 pontoon boats!

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That's too many.
Is this a real heist?

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I knew it! Alright,
it's back to half-a-boat each!

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- Woo!
- Yeah!

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I love a pontoon boat!

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Alright. We're gonna
pull off this heist.

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It's gonna be complicated.
To start, we...

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- I have a question.
- Yes. Angar.

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Why are you calling on him?
You don't get to call on people.

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Does this seem like
a natural stopping point to go get food?

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Natural stopping...
I just started!

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But Night Loaf, the all-night
meatloaf place, is closing in an hour.

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No food.
Now the first thing to do...

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Wait, how is it an "all-night
meatloaf place" if it's closing?

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Because it gives you
that beef energy to go all night!

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Oww! Ha ha!

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Now I have a question.

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- Stop, no...
- Yes. Ten Pin.

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Is there hacking involved? Or reading?
Because none of us can read.

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- What? None of you?
- Yep. Our old gang was called The Illiterates.

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We got hats made
and everything.

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Pretty cool, right? What does it say?
Are they making fun of us?

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Is who making fun of you?

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- The milliners.
- The milliners?

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Ooh, "the milliners."
Listen to Mr. Fancy Words here.

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- You said it before I did!
- Yeah, to make fun of you.

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Everyone, shut up!

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Can we please focus
on just the first phase of the plan?

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There's no "phase"
in smash and grab!

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This is not a smash and grab!

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This guy's impossible. I'm out.

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Easy, Melter. This is the cash
you need to realize your dream.

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A high-cholesterol
grilled cheese truck.

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For hungry boomers like me.

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I'm back in.

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Okay. This is
a multi-layered operation with...

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Multi-layered.
Like the meatloaf.

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It goes beef, turkey, beef.

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The turkey is always so dry.

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Oh yeah, dry turkey!

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Everyone shut up!

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Let me at least get through
the first thing.

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Ten Pin,
with his exploding pins,

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takes out the cameras...

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Armadillo, do you want
to call on Ten Pin?

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- Yes! Ten Pin.
- I don't actually have my pins.

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Ohh.

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Where... are they?

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_

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Okay, we're getting the pins,
just the pins,

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then back to the heist.

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Guys, look at this!
This football's a phone!

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- Oh my god!
- I want it! I want it!

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I'm here for this asshole's
exploding pins.

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You want your bowling pins?
You give me 500 bucks.

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What? That's outrageous!

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You only gave me 490!

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- Just pay him.
- I can't. I donated it to PBS.

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You're an Illiterate
who loves PBS?

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- I'm Ten Pin!
- Oh, Jesus.

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- Do you do trades?
- Ooh, this is nice.

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- Yes. It's top-rate.
- I'll say.

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That feels literally perfect.

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You should be careful
of cutting your tongue.

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The metal feels
so nice and cool.

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- Jesus!
- Wow, great blade.

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Can I just have the pins please?

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- Okay, why not.
- Great. Let's get out of here.

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But first we gotta get these jackets
so everyone knows we're a crew!

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Angar's Screamers!

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What? No! Can we just go?
This guy's freaking me out.

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No, no!
We're Poundcakes' Pummelers!

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Armadildo's Fist Force Five.

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There's six of us!
And did you say "Armadildo"?

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No... Unless you liked it?

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Crew names are stupid.

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And if we had a name,
it would be MODOK's Six.

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We're getting the jackets.

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- Hm? What?
- You really need to stop playing with that blade!

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Why do you have my wife's ring?

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00:10:04,798 --> 00:10:06,174
I thought we were working it out!

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I gotta go save my marriage!

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You gotta pay for that!
Or this is gonna be you!

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That was crazy.

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I need a little milk of magnesia
to calm my ulcer.

218
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Where the hell did Armadillo go?
I need him for the heist.

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I, I think he went
to his ex-wife's house again.

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- She lives in Paramus.
- Ugh. Who has a car?

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- Repossessed.
- Lost mine in a bet.

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Also repossessed.

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Living in mine but it doesn't run.

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- Hello.
- That's not how I taught you.

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Ugh! Bonjour, chateau MODOK!

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After 6:00, it's bonsoir,
you stupid robot!

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- I need you.
- Oui!

228
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- Who's there?
- Battle Orbs armed.

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I'm... looking for MODOK.

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Battle orbs stand down.

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Awww.

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Oh, are you his secretary?

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Secretary? Battle orbs re-arm!

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00:11:05,025 --> 00:11:06,442
Oh yeah!

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00:11:06,443 --> 00:11:09,529
- Who are you? How did you get in here?
- I'm MODOK's wife.

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Sort of...
Ugh, it's complicated.

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Anyway, I have a bit
of a work emergency.

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You're MODOK's wife?

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I have... so many questions.

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00:11:25,546 --> 00:11:28,131
Us too!
Are we killing or are we killing?

241
00:11:32,428 --> 00:11:34,846
Is the air okay?
Everything okay with the temperature?

242
00:11:34,847 --> 00:11:37,515
It would be
excruciatingly painful for me,

243
00:11:37,516 --> 00:11:39,142
but I could make you
a moonroof.

244
00:11:39,143 --> 00:11:41,060
MODOK, your car is really annoying.

245
00:11:41,061 --> 00:11:42,979
Think of me as less a car

246
00:11:42,980 --> 00:11:45,231
and more of,
well, one, as a van.

247
00:11:45,232 --> 00:11:47,567
And, two,
a part of the team.

248
00:11:47,568 --> 00:11:48,776
Do not think of him.

249
00:11:48,777 --> 00:11:51,572
Fine, I'll just put on
a real radio station.

250
00:11:51,864 --> 00:11:54,264
You're listening
to The Real Guy and The Pooch.

251
00:11:54,288 --> 00:11:55,908
We're talkin' about
the great Adaptoid!

252
00:11:57,036 --> 00:11:58,244
Let's take a caller.

253
00:11:58,245 --> 00:12:00,663
Hi, this is Becky,
and I love the Adaptoid!

254
00:12:00,664 --> 00:12:02,749
Whoa, you sound like
an absolute smokeshow!

255
00:12:02,750 --> 00:12:05,084
Guilty! I look like the Adaptoid!

256
00:12:05,085 --> 00:12:06,627
Ooh, daddy like!

257
00:12:06,628 --> 00:12:08,004
Run, Forrest, run!

258
00:12:08,005 --> 00:12:09,172
S-s-smokin'!

259
00:12:09,173 --> 00:12:10,923
My god,
what does he want from us?

260
00:12:10,924 --> 00:12:12,724
For you to call in!

261
00:12:12,748 --> 00:12:13,843
Dial 1-ADAPTOID-NOW...

262
00:12:13,844 --> 00:12:16,012
Why is the caller the one giving us
the phone number?

263
00:12:16,013 --> 00:12:17,847
Uh-oh. Uh, sorry.

264
00:12:17,848 --> 00:12:19,098
Okay, I'm just gonna turn
his volume off.

265
00:12:19,099 --> 00:12:20,558
No, MODOK, you can't!

266
00:12:20,559 --> 00:12:22,769
I love you!
I have... Crohn's Disease...

267
00:12:22,770 --> 00:12:24,937
He doesn't have Crohn's Disease.

268
00:12:24,938 --> 00:12:28,858
If anyone has undiagnosed Crohn's Disease,
it's me. And I do.

269
00:12:28,859 --> 00:12:32,028
Alright, once we get Armadillo,
the heist is back on.

270
00:12:32,029 --> 00:12:34,989
We're married! Doesn't that mean
anything to you?

271
00:12:34,990 --> 00:12:38,743
Ay, por favor. We have been
divorced for eight years!

272
00:12:38,744 --> 00:12:40,828
You don't even give me
a ring, remember?

273
00:12:40,829 --> 00:12:43,247
But that's the kind of ring
I would have gave you!

274
00:12:43,248 --> 00:12:45,500
And you broke my heart
when you pawned it!

275
00:12:45,501 --> 00:12:47,251
You're delusional!

276
00:12:47,252 --> 00:12:51,422
Buddy, if you don't leave my wife alone,
I'm gonna kick your ass!

277
00:12:51,423 --> 00:12:52,840
The Mandrill!

278
00:12:52,841 --> 00:12:56,261
Ooh, Irene certainly has a thing
for animal villains.

279
00:12:56,845 --> 00:12:59,430
Okay, tie up your robe
and let's fight!

280
00:12:59,431 --> 00:13:03,393
It's a kimono,
and this is how you wear it!

281
00:13:03,394 --> 00:13:05,395
Hey, wha... ah, okay, okay, ow!

282
00:13:05,396 --> 00:13:08,690
- Armadillo, get in the van!
- And stop comin' around here!

283
00:13:09,191 --> 00:13:12,610
I just thought maybe if you saw me
all drunk, throwin' a tantrum,

284
00:13:12,611 --> 00:13:13,695
it would win you back!

285
00:13:13,696 --> 00:13:15,321
Mandrill, get inside.

286
00:13:15,322 --> 00:13:17,408
- Okay.
- Armadillo, go away.

287
00:13:20,119 --> 00:13:23,246
He put in that kind of door
just so he could do that!

288
00:13:23,247 --> 00:13:27,251
I'm sorry that, that,
um... happened to you.

289
00:13:27,668 --> 00:13:29,043
It just hurts.

290
00:13:29,044 --> 00:13:32,840
Accepting the fact that people are capable
of falling out of love with you.

291
00:13:33,632 --> 00:13:35,467
- You know?
- Yes!

292
00:13:36,051 --> 00:13:38,428
I mean, no!
I'm happily married.

293
00:13:38,429 --> 00:13:42,140
Super happily. I back up
the orgasm truck every night.

294
00:13:42,141 --> 00:13:44,893
Wow. That's really brave of you
to share that with me.

295
00:13:45,519 --> 00:13:50,441
- I can't do this heist, guys. I'm goin' home.
- Wait! I can fix this.

296
00:13:52,109 --> 00:13:53,589
No! Who did this?

297
00:13:53,613 --> 00:13:54,527
And how?

298
00:13:57,156 --> 00:14:01,117
- Ten Payday bars?
- Some YouTube stunt, I don't know.

299
00:14:01,118 --> 00:14:03,244
And MODOK is useless, I take it?

300
00:14:03,245 --> 00:14:07,415
The only thing he's useful for
is turning on a large hadron collider.

301
00:14:07,416 --> 00:14:10,418
Which is not
what I call my vagina.

302
00:14:10,419 --> 00:14:13,380
Well, you are very cool.

303
00:14:14,339 --> 00:14:16,340
No, I'm a jerk.

304
00:14:16,341 --> 00:14:18,468
I'm bagging on MODOK,
but I came here

305
00:14:18,469 --> 00:14:20,762
to beg him to fix my stupid lie.

306
00:14:20,763 --> 00:14:23,264
I was hoping he could wipe
the video off the internet

307
00:14:23,265 --> 00:14:26,601
or release a targeted neuro-virus
that would erase everyone's mind.

308
00:14:26,602 --> 00:14:28,144
You know, somethin' simple.

309
00:14:28,145 --> 00:14:29,854
Forget MODOK.

310
00:14:29,855 --> 00:14:33,566
The best geneticist
in the world is on staff.

311
00:14:33,567 --> 00:14:35,027
- Who?
- Me.

312
00:14:38,989 --> 00:14:41,949
Hey, Melter. I was thinking about
a name for your grilled cheese truck.

313
00:14:41,950 --> 00:14:44,118
Manchego Winnebago!

314
00:14:45,245 --> 00:14:47,914
I have a name already.
And it's perfect.

315
00:14:47,915 --> 00:14:50,333
And I ain't sharing it
with no one!

316
00:14:51,335 --> 00:14:52,752
Fine, I'm just trying to help.

317
00:14:52,753 --> 00:14:55,463
Okay, it's time for phase one
of our plan!

318
00:14:55,464 --> 00:14:56,881
- First stop...
- Night Loaf!

319
00:14:56,882 --> 00:14:58,242
I thought Night Loaf was closed.

320
00:14:58,266 --> 00:15:01,344
No! It's a full moon,
so they reopen for werewolf hours.

321
00:15:01,345 --> 00:15:03,888
What?
Alright, first the heist

322
00:15:03,889 --> 00:15:05,932
and then we'll see
if this Night Loaf place is even real.

323
00:15:05,933 --> 00:15:06,850
Night Loaf!

324
00:15:06,851 --> 00:15:08,251
We need some tunes that jam.

325
00:15:08,519 --> 00:15:09,436
Ow.

326
00:15:09,437 --> 00:15:12,021
Nothing jammed harder
in the summer of '77

327
00:15:12,022 --> 00:15:15,274
than my band Sweetleg
and our album Look the Hell Out.

328
00:15:15,275 --> 00:15:17,402
That ain't just me talking,
that's Crawdaddy magazine,

329
00:15:17,403 --> 00:15:18,861
with Henry Winkler on the cover.

330
00:15:20,364 --> 00:15:25,034
- Rock and roll, grandpa!
- Grandpa? Who's insulting me like this?

331
00:15:25,035 --> 00:15:27,316
Give me my cheaters so I can look
these punks in the face!

332
00:15:27,340 --> 00:15:29,831
- He's so wrinkly!
- So gross!

333
00:15:29,832 --> 00:15:32,208
Oh, someone's self-conscious!

334
00:15:32,209 --> 00:15:35,249
- Yeah, looking all ashamed and shit.
- Just die already, you old bag.

335
00:15:35,273 --> 00:15:37,672
Why don't you show them how to rock?

336
00:15:37,673 --> 00:15:39,507
# Mississippi Tingle #

337
00:15:41,635 --> 00:15:43,515
- Get him! Let's go.
- Ah, what the hell?

338
00:15:43,539 --> 00:15:45,138
Oh, that's a crossbow! Go!

339
00:15:45,139 --> 00:15:46,899
Go, go, go, go, go!

340
00:15:47,766 --> 00:15:49,434
Oh my god, I've been shot!

341
00:15:49,435 --> 00:15:51,310
This is it. I'm dying.

342
00:15:51,311 --> 00:15:53,104
This is my death rattle.

343
00:15:53,105 --> 00:15:54,731
It hit the license plate.

344
00:15:54,732 --> 00:15:56,983
Oh good, that's not actually
a part of me.

345
00:15:56,984 --> 00:15:58,735
Oh, oh. Turn here!
Turn here!

346
00:16:01,196 --> 00:16:04,115
Angar! Your band's been
broken up for 30 years,

347
00:16:04,116 --> 00:16:05,324
you've got to let it go.

348
00:16:05,325 --> 00:16:06,576
Stop living in the past...

349
00:16:06,577 --> 00:16:08,494
Oh my god,
this is my old high school.

350
00:16:08,495 --> 00:16:11,581
- I have to go in there! Move!
- Are you serious?

351
00:16:11,582 --> 00:16:14,000
This is the longest phase one
in history!

352
00:16:14,001 --> 00:16:16,335
There's no phase one
in a smash and grab...

353
00:16:16,336 --> 00:16:17,736
Shut up, Melter!

354
00:16:17,838 --> 00:16:18,756
The Muenster Truck?

355
00:16:18,757 --> 00:16:21,466
Not even...

356
00:16:21,467 --> 00:16:22,867
Close.

357
00:16:24,053 --> 00:16:25,721
I need that shield.

358
00:16:28,265 --> 00:16:30,892
Back off, teens!
I'm a high-tech robot!

359
00:16:30,893 --> 00:16:32,853
I'm more than meets the...

360
00:16:32,877 --> 00:16:34,997
Oh god, I forgot to lock the doors!

361
00:16:37,357 --> 00:16:40,151
I had every state track
and field record,

362
00:16:40,152 --> 00:16:42,946
but I'll never see my name
on any of these trophies.

363
00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:44,947
Oh right. You can't read.

364
00:16:44,948 --> 00:16:47,283
I know what my name looks like!

365
00:16:47,284 --> 00:16:49,452
Sideways horseshoe,
the donut,

366
00:16:49,453 --> 00:16:52,205
the ladder with a broken rung,
the twisty snake.

367
00:16:52,206 --> 00:16:55,708
The point is, they took my name
off the trophies

368
00:16:55,709 --> 00:16:57,001
after the drug testing.

369
00:16:57,002 --> 00:16:58,961
Oh, you were juicing.

370
00:16:58,962 --> 00:17:02,632
No. The blood tests showed
I had mutant abilities.

371
00:17:02,633 --> 00:17:05,677
Goodbye, Olympics.
Goodbye, everything.

372
00:17:06,178 --> 00:17:08,638
I still worked hard for these.

373
00:17:08,639 --> 00:17:10,682
I'm sorry.

374
00:17:11,893 --> 00:17:14,019
Does this help?

375
00:17:16,730 --> 00:17:18,690
- Whoa!
- Nice one, Poundcakes!

376
00:17:19,650 --> 00:17:21,067
No.

377
00:17:21,068 --> 00:17:23,069
Hey, maybe we should just
call it a night, huh?

378
00:17:23,070 --> 00:17:24,910
Yeah, I gotta get back
to not doing anything.

379
00:17:24,934 --> 00:17:27,657
Wait! Look, I know what it's like
to want to give up.

380
00:17:27,658 --> 00:17:29,951
You guys are afraid.
I understand that fear.

381
00:17:29,952 --> 00:17:31,577
Fear that your best days
are behind you.

382
00:17:31,578 --> 00:17:33,538
Fear of being forgotten.

383
00:17:33,539 --> 00:17:35,039
Fear of moving on.

384
00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:37,041
Fear of dropping things.

385
00:17:37,042 --> 00:17:37,793
Ahh!

386
00:17:37,794 --> 00:17:40,545
Or the fear of being
such a born failure

387
00:17:40,546 --> 00:17:43,631
that you never even deserved the fear
of losing anything to begin with.

388
00:17:43,632 --> 00:17:45,133
Why is mine so much worse?

389
00:17:45,134 --> 00:17:48,469
You need to dig under the fear
to find anger and vengeance!

390
00:17:48,470 --> 00:17:50,304
So when you're laughed
out of the Soho Lair,

391
00:17:50,305 --> 00:17:53,099
you assemble a crew to steal
Captain America's shield

392
00:17:53,100 --> 00:17:55,476
from Avenger's Tower,
but you don't give it to them.

393
00:17:55,477 --> 00:17:58,813
Instead, you use it to smash
their stupid faces in

394
00:17:58,814 --> 00:18:00,857
so that they'll love you
and accept you!

395
00:18:00,858 --> 00:18:04,528
And say "Oh, MODOK,
you are good and not bad!"

396
00:18:06,196 --> 00:18:08,489
Wait.
There was never any money?

397
00:18:08,490 --> 00:18:10,158
This was all about a shield?

398
00:18:10,159 --> 00:18:13,578
You were just using us to get back in
with your A-list buddies!

399
00:18:13,579 --> 00:18:15,455
- Told you he wasn't one of us!
- Wait! Stop!

400
00:18:15,456 --> 00:18:17,040
Blow it out your ass!

401
00:18:17,041 --> 00:18:18,876
Ow!

402
00:18:20,919 --> 00:18:24,131
Why does this school have
so many pole vaulting champions?

403
00:18:25,235 --> 00:18:26,835
_

404
00:18:29,636 --> 00:18:31,430
The crew!
They came back for me!

405
00:18:32,181 --> 00:18:33,057
Ahh!

406
00:18:33,058 --> 00:18:35,183
Help me!

407
00:18:37,436 --> 00:18:40,271
Perfect. The rain
will wash away my tears.

408
00:18:40,272 --> 00:18:42,523
Now my crying's a secret.

409
00:18:45,903 --> 00:18:47,488
It's real?

410
00:18:48,989 --> 00:18:52,408
Welcome to Night Loaf.
I am the Loaf Knight.

411
00:18:52,409 --> 00:18:58,956
- Choose your loaf wisely.
- Sir Loaf, as much as we'd love more loafs,

412
00:18:58,957 --> 00:19:00,875
we've spent
all of our Loaf Tokens.

413
00:19:00,876 --> 00:19:05,631
- Silence! The loaves have already been paid for.
- By who?

414
00:19:05,632 --> 00:19:09,843
The crying man on the floating toilet!

415
00:19:11,887 --> 00:19:14,389
Hey, guys.
This place is great!

416
00:19:14,390 --> 00:19:16,391
I didn't realize
it was medieval themed.

417
00:19:16,392 --> 00:19:17,475
It is not.

418
00:19:17,476 --> 00:19:18,726
Well, it's very confusing.

419
00:19:18,727 --> 00:19:20,228
Anyway, I wanted to say I'm sorry.

420
00:19:20,229 --> 00:19:23,689
Sorry for what? Lying to us
about breaking into Avengers Tower?

421
00:19:23,690 --> 00:19:25,191
Well, it's not "lying."

422
00:19:25,192 --> 00:19:28,236
It's more like deliberately
withholding information to deceive you.

423
00:19:28,237 --> 00:19:31,406
Or how you were gonna risk our lives
to get some stupid shield

424
00:19:31,407 --> 00:19:32,865
to impress your fancy friends?

425
00:19:32,866 --> 00:19:35,466
Well, it's not a stupid shield.
It's a very famous shield, guys.

426
00:19:35,490 --> 00:19:38,371
And after all of that,
you wanna buy us dinner

427
00:19:38,372 --> 00:19:40,581
and we're supposed
to forgive you?

428
00:19:40,582 --> 00:19:43,209
Well, not just any dinner,
it's Night Loaf.

429
00:19:43,210 --> 00:19:45,586
You were all pretty excited
about it before.

430
00:19:45,587 --> 00:19:47,589
Frankly, you wouldn't shut up
about it.

431
00:19:48,424 --> 00:19:49,841
Okay. You're right.

432
00:19:49,842 --> 00:19:51,968
I am sorry.

433
00:19:51,969 --> 00:19:53,302
I didn't give you enough credit.

434
00:19:53,303 --> 00:19:55,223
But you guys don't give yourselves
enough credit.

435
00:19:55,597 --> 00:19:56,681
Yeah, we suck.

436
00:19:56,682 --> 00:20:00,226
No! You know who sucks?
Those snobs at the Soho Lair.

437
00:20:00,227 --> 00:20:02,347
While they're kicking back
in their posh headquarters,

438
00:20:02,371 --> 00:20:03,855
you're out here
hittin' the pavement.

439
00:20:03,856 --> 00:20:05,481
You got heart, you got grit.

440
00:20:05,482 --> 00:20:07,316
You're just grittin' around in the dirt.

441
00:20:07,317 --> 00:20:10,319
Look at these dirty fingernails!
They're absolutely disgusting!

442
00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:11,280
I was tunneling.

443
00:20:11,281 --> 00:20:13,866
- Is tunneling even an Armadillo thing?
- It is.

444
00:20:13,867 --> 00:20:16,075
The point is, Melter was right.

445
00:20:16,076 --> 00:20:18,327
I'm not one of you...
but I want to be.

446
00:20:18,328 --> 00:20:19,808
- Welcome back.
- We'll take you back.

447
00:20:19,832 --> 00:20:22,290
I promised you a score.
And I shall deliver.

448
00:20:22,291 --> 00:20:23,833
Let's rob Night Loaf!

449
00:20:23,834 --> 00:20:25,585
- What? No!
- Shh! Loaf Knight can hear you!

450
00:20:25,586 --> 00:20:29,630
- He's all the way over there.
- I hear everything!

451
00:20:29,631 --> 00:20:31,049
Oh my god, he heard.

452
00:20:31,050 --> 00:20:33,134
He's killed three people
since we got here.

453
00:20:33,135 --> 00:20:34,802
I know what we should steal.

454
00:20:34,803 --> 00:20:38,347
- Captain America's shield.
- Really?

455
00:20:38,348 --> 00:20:39,849
But we take the shield

456
00:20:39,850 --> 00:20:43,603
and hang it up
in the Bar With No Name.

457
00:20:44,605 --> 00:20:48,817
To Melter. Slightly changing my idea
just enough so I can't sue him!

458
00:20:49,359 --> 00:20:51,569
Wait, MODOK is your dad?

459
00:20:51,570 --> 00:20:54,280
I have so many questions.

460
00:20:54,281 --> 00:20:56,074
Mom!

461
00:20:56,075 --> 00:21:00,078
- He's not my boyfriend!
- Relax, Carmilla,

462
00:21:00,079 --> 00:21:03,623
I just altered his DNA
to give him a peanut allergy.

463
00:21:03,624 --> 00:21:06,459
- A pea-what what-ergy now?
- Oh, you can do that?

464
00:21:06,460 --> 00:21:09,128
I can make him allergic to anything,
come to think of it.

465
00:21:09,129 --> 00:21:11,047
Cats, the color blue, oxygen...

466
00:21:11,048 --> 00:21:14,425
- Peanuts is fine.
- I'm allergic to peanuts now?

467
00:21:14,426 --> 00:21:18,763
Oh, I'm complex! And I'm finally
carrying an EpiPen for a reason!

468
00:21:18,764 --> 00:21:20,348
- Ah, sweet!
- Let's go, Lou.

469
00:21:20,349 --> 00:21:23,142
- Say hi to MODOK.
- And say goodnight to LOUIS,

470
00:21:23,143 --> 00:21:26,562
Lanky Organism
Undeniably Irresistible and Syphilitic.

471
00:21:26,563 --> 00:21:29,524
I haven't looked up that last word,
but I think it sounds beautiful.

472
00:21:29,525 --> 00:21:32,361
Shhh. Don't tell me
what it means.

473
00:21:34,863 --> 00:21:36,656
Avengers Tower, here we go!

474
00:21:36,657 --> 00:21:39,450
Ain't nothin' gonna stop us now!

475
00:21:41,995 --> 00:21:44,914
Last stop, Coney Island/Stillwell Avenue.

476
00:21:44,915 --> 00:21:46,082
Everyone must get off.

477
00:21:46,083 --> 00:21:48,960
Oh no. We missed our stop.

478
00:21:48,961 --> 00:21:50,128
- Aww.
- Oh man.

479
00:21:50,129 --> 00:21:51,755
What do we do now?

480
00:21:58,220 --> 00:22:01,097
Ooh! I can't believe
I let us fall asleep.

481
00:22:01,098 --> 00:22:02,890
I failed you all again.

482
00:22:02,891 --> 00:22:05,184
What? That was a fun night, man.

483
00:22:05,185 --> 00:22:07,145
Yeah, brother.
I mean, we did a car chase,

484
00:22:07,146 --> 00:22:08,688
a guy sawed his arm off,

485
00:22:08,689 --> 00:22:10,481
and I got to see
Mandrill's famous hog.

486
00:22:10,482 --> 00:22:12,233
And I got wasted.

487
00:22:12,234 --> 00:22:13,776
And I got to eat real food!

488
00:22:13,777 --> 00:22:15,778
Grilling Me Softly with Chevre!

489
00:22:15,779 --> 00:22:18,032
Just stop. Here, come here.

490
00:22:21,201 --> 00:22:22,828
Perfect name.

491
00:22:25,497 --> 00:22:26,539
Hey, Modie.

492
00:22:26,540 --> 00:22:29,876
How many of us were you gonna sacrifice
breaking into Avenger's Tower?

493
00:22:29,877 --> 00:22:33,463
I'd formulated a plan
with a 98.7 percent chance of success

494
00:22:33,464 --> 00:22:34,964
that would have only lost
two of you.

495
00:22:34,965 --> 00:22:37,592
Oh, that's way better odds
than we usually get!

496
00:22:37,593 --> 00:22:40,011
Let's finish the night out
with one more drink

497
00:22:40,012 --> 00:22:41,304
at The Bar With No Name.

498
00:22:41,305 --> 00:22:42,972
They put out free donuts at 7:00.

499
00:22:42,973 --> 00:22:45,693
- I want that too.
- Hell yeah, that's a good idea.

500
00:22:45,717 --> 00:22:47,143
Melter! Donuts!

501
00:22:47,144 --> 00:22:49,313
Melter, come on! Melter!

502
00:22:49,980 --> 00:22:51,380
Oh!

503
00:22:54,735 --> 00:22:56,135
Oh.

504
00:23:06,288 --> 00:23:08,289
Oh, MODOK!

505
00:23:08,290 --> 00:23:10,375
Those teens kidnapped me
and drove me,

506
00:23:10,376 --> 00:23:12,960
and then they started talking
about The Great Gatsby.

507
00:23:12,961 --> 00:23:15,630
They thought they were so smart,
but it was so trite and...

508
00:23:15,631 --> 00:23:16,756
Wow, you look weird...

509
00:23:23,658 --> 00:23:29,018
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510
00:23:29,311 --> 00:23:30,895
# Yeah #

511
00:23:30,896 --> 00:23:34,690
# Zoomin' on a beezer
on a flat black backway #

512
00:23:34,691 --> 00:23:38,069
# Big fat frammie
gonna overload #

513
00:23:38,070 --> 00:23:41,614
# Squeezin' on a brick top
looking for a chammy #

514
00:23:41,615 --> 00:23:44,826
# Mary's takin' pickles till
she's gonna explode #

515
00:23:44,827 --> 00:23:48,579
# We got a high glider
and it's never coming down #

516
00:23:48,580 --> 00:23:52,041
# A low rider
taking over the town #

517
00:23:52,042 --> 00:23:55,795
# We're gonna split the night
and it ain't surprising #

518
00:23:55,796 --> 00:23:58,924
# Gotta Mississippi Tingle risin' #