1 00:00:01,072 --> 00:00:02,739 Previously on This Is Us... 2 00:00:02,774 --> 00:00:05,076 Philip, hi! 3 00:00:05,077 --> 00:00:08,442 Kate, there were a lot of applicants for this job. 4 00:00:08,467 --> 00:00:10,957 And you were not at the top of my list. 5 00:00:10,982 --> 00:00:12,582 I'm having a harder time 6 00:00:12,607 --> 00:00:14,167 with this whole stay-at-home dad thing. 7 00:00:14,191 --> 00:00:16,068 Much harder than I'm letting on to Kate. 8 00:00:16,093 --> 00:00:18,119 Hi, this is Toby Damon calling. 9 00:00:18,154 --> 00:00:19,674 I would actually love to be considered 10 00:00:19,698 --> 00:00:21,122 for the San Francisco position. 11 00:00:21,157 --> 00:00:22,717 Describe Madison's dream 12 00:00:22,741 --> 00:00:24,659 for your future together. 13 00:00:24,694 --> 00:00:25,855 It's a trick question. 14 00:00:25,879 --> 00:00:28,997 Madison knows that I refuse to grow old, so... 15 00:00:29,031 --> 00:00:31,066 question is moot. 16 00:00:39,909 --> 00:00:41,910 Wow. 17 00:00:41,944 --> 00:00:45,113 First of all, you look absolutely beautiful. 18 00:00:48,384 --> 00:00:50,585 There are so many things I want to say to you today. 19 00:00:50,620 --> 00:00:53,922 I guess I'll just start with the most important one. 20 00:00:57,627 --> 00:01:00,829 Ma-wage. 21 00:01:00,863 --> 00:01:02,497 Ma-wage is what 22 00:01:02,531 --> 00:01:05,400 brings us together today. 23 00:01:05,434 --> 00:01:08,069 I... I can't do that. 24 00:01:08,104 --> 00:01:10,105 Obviously. 25 00:01:12,875 --> 00:01:15,277 Could get a laugh though. 26 00:01:16,779 --> 00:01:20,081 Ma-wage. Ma-wage is... 27 00:01:20,116 --> 00:01:21,616 It's gonna kill. 28 00:01:21,651 --> 00:01:23,618 It's gonna absolutely kill. 29 00:01:23,948 --> 00:01:29,373 Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com. 30 00:01:41,637 --> 00:01:43,705 Okay, Dynasty. 31 00:01:43,739 --> 00:01:46,308 Let's kill some friggin' wedding guests. 32 00:01:46,342 --> 00:01:48,310 Next... 33 00:01:48,344 --> 00:01:51,613 Sun will shine on the happy bride after all. 34 00:01:51,647 --> 00:01:53,615 On the season finale of Dynasty... 35 00:01:53,649 --> 00:01:56,418 With this ring I thee wed. 36 00:01:56,452 --> 00:01:58,092 It's the wedding of the century 37 00:01:58,116 --> 00:02:00,322 with the most explosive... 38 00:02:00,356 --> 00:02:01,996 And Holland total 1-2. 39 00:02:02,020 --> 00:02:04,392 A 1.71 earned run average with three saves. 40 00:02:04,427 --> 00:02:05,760 I want Mommy to read to us. 41 00:02:05,795 --> 00:02:08,129 Oh, Mommy's taking a night for herself, bud. 42 00:02:08,164 --> 00:02:10,632 And for a reason that will forever escape me, 43 00:02:10,666 --> 00:02:12,506 she's very excited about watching this thing... 44 00:02:12,530 --> 00:02:14,402 - Jack! - Yeah? 45 00:02:14,437 --> 00:02:17,072 You didn't happen to tape the game the other night, did you? 46 00:02:17,106 --> 00:02:19,467 Yeah, the Pirates game last... I couldn't keep my eyes open. 47 00:02:19,491 --> 00:02:22,143 Oh. And you, you didn't happen to see the words 48 00:02:22,178 --> 00:02:24,579 "Do not tape over" written in giant 49 00:02:24,613 --> 00:02:26,448 block letters on the label? 50 00:02:26,482 --> 00:02:28,350 Uh... 51 00:02:28,384 --> 00:02:30,752 I'm home with triplets, Jack. There are three of them. 52 00:02:30,786 --> 00:02:33,154 Okay? Three of them. I had to wait an entire week 53 00:02:33,189 --> 00:02:34,509 to watch an episode of television 54 00:02:34,533 --> 00:02:36,524 that the entire country is talking about. 55 00:02:36,559 --> 00:02:39,828 One week of covering my ears and humming every time 56 00:02:39,862 --> 00:02:42,097 I entered the grocery store out of this irrational fear 57 00:02:42,131 --> 00:02:43,999 that I might accidentally learn 58 00:02:44,033 --> 00:02:45,700 who died at the wedding and ruin 59 00:02:45,735 --> 00:02:47,168 the ending of the only thing 60 00:02:47,203 --> 00:02:48,870 that is keeping me going right now. 61 00:02:48,904 --> 00:02:50,205 - Bec. - What? 62 00:02:52,141 --> 00:02:54,809 Hi, guys. Hi. 63 00:02:56,012 --> 00:02:59,881 Mommy and Daddy were having a really silly conversation 64 00:02:59,915 --> 00:03:01,516 - about television... aah! - Yeah, silly. 65 00:03:01,550 --> 00:03:03,852 But let's, um... 66 00:03:03,886 --> 00:03:05,687 let's get you back to bed, okay? 67 00:03:05,721 --> 00:03:07,241 Let's get you back to bed, sweetheart. 68 00:03:07,265 --> 00:03:08,823 Yeah. 69 00:03:08,858 --> 00:03:10,692 Daddy's in trouble. 70 00:03:10,726 --> 00:03:13,428 Come on, dude, come on. 71 00:03:19,335 --> 00:03:21,369 Honey. 72 00:03:22,438 --> 00:03:25,373 There's no other way to say this. 73 00:03:25,408 --> 00:03:28,643 I cannot stay with that man for another minute. 74 00:03:28,677 --> 00:03:32,747 So... Mummy is leaving, darling. 75 00:03:32,782 --> 00:03:35,750 I've really tried, but... 76 00:03:38,387 --> 00:03:40,355 Here. 77 00:03:40,389 --> 00:03:43,591 Maybe you'll wear them on your wedding day and think of me. 78 00:03:45,127 --> 00:03:46,861 Maybe you'll land a better man than I did. 79 00:03:46,896 --> 00:03:48,563 It's a pretty low bar. 80 00:03:51,767 --> 00:03:53,601 Goodbye, Madison. 81 00:03:59,275 --> 00:04:01,676 I'm so glad we chose Frankie Valli 82 00:04:01,710 --> 00:04:03,344 for the pre-ceremony music, although, 83 00:04:03,379 --> 00:04:05,346 I was thinking of the song order, and I'm not sure 84 00:04:05,381 --> 00:04:07,182 we got it right and... oh, my God! 85 00:04:07,216 --> 00:04:09,350 I'm turning into Groomzilla, aren't I? 86 00:04:09,385 --> 00:04:11,453 Oh, God. 87 00:04:12,455 --> 00:04:14,122 Madison? 88 00:04:14,156 --> 00:04:15,590 Hey. 89 00:04:15,624 --> 00:04:17,425 Hi. Yeah. 90 00:04:17,460 --> 00:04:19,194 - Yeah, you are. You were... - Yeah. 91 00:04:19,228 --> 00:04:21,308 ...reciting the dinner menu in your sleep last night. 92 00:04:21,332 --> 00:04:23,765 - Again? Oh, God, just... - Mm-hmm. 93 00:04:23,799 --> 00:04:25,879 I'm sorry, I want everything to be perfect, you know? 94 00:04:25,903 --> 00:04:27,368 - Uh-huh. - Wait, wait! 95 00:04:27,403 --> 00:04:29,737 Go back. Uh... just... say that again. 96 00:04:29,772 --> 00:04:30,847 Uh... 97 00:04:30,848 --> 00:04:32,688 Yeah, I'm-I'm documenting everything for today. 98 00:04:32,722 --> 00:04:34,033 You don't have to do that. We actually hired 99 00:04:34,057 --> 00:04:35,477 a videographer, so you can just, 100 00:04:35,511 --> 00:04:37,245 you know, attend the ceremony. 101 00:04:37,279 --> 00:04:39,914 Come on, go back, be cute. 102 00:04:39,949 --> 00:04:42,083 Uh, all right, Pearson. 103 00:04:42,118 --> 00:04:43,585 This is it. 104 00:04:43,619 --> 00:04:46,821 For the last time, women in my family get varicose veins 105 00:04:46,856 --> 00:04:48,990 early... knees and ankles. 106 00:04:49,024 --> 00:04:51,726 We look like Thomas Guides by the time we're 50. 107 00:04:51,760 --> 00:04:54,095 So this is your last chance to make a run for it. 108 00:04:54,130 --> 00:04:56,498 No, my feet are firmly planted 109 00:04:56,532 --> 00:04:58,066 - right here on the ground. - Okay. 110 00:04:58,100 --> 00:05:01,102 Please, um, practice your vows. 111 00:05:01,137 --> 00:05:03,438 - Mm. - No movie quotes. 112 00:05:03,472 --> 00:05:05,440 Improv Kevin was not invited 113 00:05:05,474 --> 00:05:07,354 - to the ceremony. - No, I'll-I'll let him know. 114 00:05:07,378 --> 00:05:09,010 He's gonna be absolutely devastated, 115 00:05:09,044 --> 00:05:11,284 but I'll break the news. Just think, in a couple of hours 116 00:05:11,308 --> 00:05:12,780 you and I will be under an altar... 117 00:05:12,815 --> 00:05:14,182 an altar that you designed 118 00:05:14,216 --> 00:05:15,750 because you're an absolute boss. 119 00:05:15,784 --> 00:05:17,664 Hmm, I like it when you call me a boss. 120 00:05:17,688 --> 00:05:19,287 It portends well for our future. 121 00:05:19,321 --> 00:05:21,201 Well, now you got me nervous. 122 00:05:21,225 --> 00:05:23,091 It's perfect, perfect! 123 00:05:23,125 --> 00:05:25,326 It's great. Cut. 124 00:05:25,361 --> 00:05:26,761 So, listen, 125 00:05:26,795 --> 00:05:28,915 will you be able to get a U-Haul there this afternoon? 126 00:05:28,939 --> 00:05:30,365 My gift is being delivered 127 00:05:30,399 --> 00:05:32,267 to the wedding site and, uh, 128 00:05:32,301 --> 00:05:34,936 you're never gonna be able to drive it home in a normal car. 129 00:05:34,970 --> 00:05:37,038 Uh, Uncle Nicky, I'm gonna need you 130 00:05:37,072 --> 00:05:39,512 to go ahead and interact with me as little as humanly possible 131 00:05:39,536 --> 00:05:41,671 - today, okay? Thanks. - You got it. 132 00:05:43,179 --> 00:05:45,947 Okay, Jack and Hailey are both down for their nap. 133 00:05:45,981 --> 00:05:48,516 We can finish packing and then we can transfer them to the car. 134 00:05:48,551 --> 00:05:50,195 And then they're gonna sleep all the way to the hotel. 135 00:05:50,219 --> 00:05:52,187 Yeah, this is never gonna work, but as ever, 136 00:05:52,221 --> 00:05:54,189 I appreciate your optimism. 137 00:05:54,223 --> 00:05:55,223 They're gonna stay down. 138 00:05:55,257 --> 00:05:57,358 - Want to bet? - Ooh! 139 00:05:57,393 --> 00:06:00,395 Yeah, what ya putting on the table? 140 00:06:00,429 --> 00:06:03,498 Okay, I win, you do that head thing I love. 141 00:06:03,532 --> 00:06:05,233 - The scalp tickle? - Mm-hmm. 142 00:06:05,267 --> 00:06:07,302 For, like, 20 minutes. 143 00:06:07,336 --> 00:06:10,138 High stakes. Fine. 144 00:06:10,172 --> 00:06:12,140 Oh, this is great... I didn't have a head tickle 145 00:06:12,174 --> 00:06:14,075 on my Toby bingo card today. 146 00:06:14,109 --> 00:06:15,847 You know what else I didn't have on my card? 147 00:06:15,871 --> 00:06:17,684 - What? - Getting a job. 148 00:06:18,847 --> 00:06:21,049 What? 149 00:06:21,083 --> 00:06:23,203 Yeah, they just sent the official offer letter though. 150 00:06:23,227 --> 00:06:24,508 - The start-up? - Mm-hmm. 151 00:06:24,532 --> 00:06:25,480 Babe! 152 00:06:25,481 --> 00:06:26,754 See? 153 00:06:26,789 --> 00:06:29,991 Oh, my... The world comes to Toby Damon. 154 00:06:30,025 --> 00:06:31,593 - That's right. - That's right. 155 00:06:31,627 --> 00:06:34,262 They are gonna want me in San Francisco three days a week 156 00:06:34,296 --> 00:06:37,599 when the office re-opens, so... 157 00:06:39,735 --> 00:06:41,569 Oh. 158 00:06:41,604 --> 00:06:43,738 Okay... 159 00:06:43,772 --> 00:06:45,740 - Well, so... - I think we should 160 00:06:45,774 --> 00:06:47,408 seriously consider it. 161 00:06:47,443 --> 00:06:49,243 We're not gonna be able to survive much longer 162 00:06:49,267 --> 00:06:51,546 on your teaching assistant salary alone. 163 00:06:51,580 --> 00:06:54,115 And I haven't gotten a serious offer in a long time. 164 00:06:54,149 --> 00:06:55,850 Okay, well, we're getting by. 165 00:06:55,884 --> 00:06:58,586 I mean, we're not saving, but we're not drowning. 166 00:06:58,621 --> 00:07:01,055 I want to go back to work, Kate. 167 00:07:02,224 --> 00:07:04,525 I need to... emotionally, 168 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:06,194 mentally. 169 00:07:06,228 --> 00:07:08,563 Staying at home is just... 170 00:07:08,597 --> 00:07:11,666 All right, I love our children, but... 171 00:07:12,935 --> 00:07:14,902 Okay, got it. 172 00:07:14,937 --> 00:07:17,071 Kate? 173 00:07:18,574 --> 00:07:20,408 Toby. 174 00:07:20,442 --> 00:07:22,644 My husband is contemplating taking a job 175 00:07:22,678 --> 00:07:25,380 that will put him in a different city three days a week. 176 00:07:25,414 --> 00:07:27,282 And he just used the sentence 177 00:07:27,316 --> 00:07:29,951 "I love our children, but." 178 00:07:29,985 --> 00:07:33,187 Just give me a second to digest it. 179 00:07:46,710 --> 00:07:48,344 Mm. 180 00:07:50,547 --> 00:07:53,015 What are you guys doing up? 181 00:07:54,050 --> 00:07:56,185 Guys? 182 00:08:01,358 --> 00:08:03,225 - Jack. - What? 183 00:08:03,260 --> 00:08:06,061 They're just standing there. 184 00:08:06,096 --> 00:08:09,031 - Oh. - Like Children of the Corn or something. 185 00:08:09,065 --> 00:08:11,400 What's wrong with the Big Three? 186 00:08:12,402 --> 00:08:15,070 Do you still love each other? 187 00:08:17,374 --> 00:08:19,341 Aw... 188 00:08:20,877 --> 00:08:22,478 Okay, let's head 189 00:08:22,512 --> 00:08:24,553 to the hotel so the ladies can get ready together. 190 00:08:24,578 --> 00:08:27,016 All right, we'll see you there, but first, 191 00:08:27,050 --> 00:08:28,884 oh, I can't stop hugging you. 192 00:08:28,918 --> 00:08:31,186 Oh, God, it's happening to me, too. 193 00:08:31,221 --> 00:08:33,088 Must... hug... 194 00:08:33,123 --> 00:08:34,556 grandchildren. 195 00:08:34,591 --> 00:08:35,924 Guys, stop! 196 00:08:35,959 --> 00:08:37,760 Uh, we're not gonna stop. 197 00:08:37,794 --> 00:08:39,594 I-I feel like I'm owed a year's worth of hugs. 198 00:08:39,618 --> 00:08:42,197 - Yeah. - Hey, Dej, let's hurry it up over there. 199 00:08:42,232 --> 00:08:44,366 Oh! Hey, Malik. 200 00:08:44,401 --> 00:08:45,701 - Hey. - Any news from Penn? 201 00:08:45,735 --> 00:08:47,703 Uh, no, not yet. 202 00:08:47,737 --> 00:08:49,371 Uh, you know, Malik applied 203 00:08:49,406 --> 00:08:51,907 to the four top schools in the Philly area. 204 00:08:51,941 --> 00:08:53,346 - and he got into three, - Wow. 205 00:08:53,371 --> 00:08:54,743 because he's a beast! 206 00:08:56,212 --> 00:08:58,213 Hey, you know who else is a great student? 207 00:08:58,248 --> 00:08:59,715 Alex. 208 00:08:59,749 --> 00:09:01,950 Yeah, Tess is dating her class 209 00:09:01,985 --> 00:09:03,952 valedictorian... isn't that right, babe? 210 00:09:03,987 --> 00:09:05,721 Uh, they're a very good student. 211 00:09:05,755 --> 00:09:07,089 Yeah. 212 00:09:07,123 --> 00:09:09,391 Batgirls... let's, uh, 213 00:09:09,426 --> 00:09:11,560 get your stuff together to the Batmobile, come on. 214 00:09:11,594 --> 00:09:13,629 Must hug more... 215 00:09:13,663 --> 00:09:15,731 grandchildren. 216 00:09:15,765 --> 00:09:18,400 Must... hug. 217 00:09:18,435 --> 00:09:20,135 Is that creepy or charming? 218 00:09:20,170 --> 00:09:21,570 Yeah, I can't tell yet. 219 00:09:21,604 --> 00:09:23,038 Okay. 220 00:09:23,073 --> 00:09:25,040 - Here we go. - I can't believe you guys 221 00:09:25,075 --> 00:09:26,542 are already leaving tomorrow. 222 00:09:26,576 --> 00:09:28,777 I feel like we... haven't had a chance to catch up. 223 00:09:28,812 --> 00:09:31,447 I know, I know. Wedding weekends always fly by so fast. 224 00:09:31,481 --> 00:09:33,082 Yeah. 225 00:09:33,116 --> 00:09:35,217 I was hoping to hear 226 00:09:35,251 --> 00:09:37,886 - more about your trip to New Orleans. - What? 227 00:09:37,921 --> 00:09:40,155 - I told you about it. - No, you didn't. 228 00:09:40,190 --> 00:09:42,798 Not-not much anyway. Randall, we haven't 229 00:09:42,823 --> 00:09:45,103 seen each other in ages and... 230 00:09:45,128 --> 00:09:47,496 I just want to know how it was for you. 231 00:09:47,530 --> 00:09:49,565 Okay. 232 00:09:49,599 --> 00:09:51,834 Well, I-I'd really like to tell you about it. 233 00:09:51,868 --> 00:09:54,570 - Okay. - Okay. 234 00:09:54,604 --> 00:09:57,239 Okay, everyone, let's go! 235 00:09:57,273 --> 00:09:59,274 Let's get Kevin married! 236 00:09:59,309 --> 00:10:02,911 Need more hugs. 237 00:10:02,946 --> 00:10:05,547 Yeah, uh, it's-it's way creepy now. 238 00:10:09,619 --> 00:10:11,453 Holy crap! 239 00:10:11,488 --> 00:10:13,522 You rented out this whole thing? 240 00:10:13,556 --> 00:10:15,676 Yeah, well, you know, it's easier that way with COVID. 241 00:10:15,700 --> 00:10:17,259 Geez, how rich are you? 242 00:10:17,293 --> 00:10:18,961 Uh, okay. 243 00:10:18,995 --> 00:10:20,373 I've got to go over the pre-ceremony music, 244 00:10:20,397 --> 00:10:21,964 I've got to double-check the playlist, 245 00:10:21,998 --> 00:10:23,609 and I then I want to head out to the garden just to make sure 246 00:10:23,633 --> 00:10:26,033 everything is perfect out there. Here's comes everybody. Hey! 247 00:10:26,057 --> 00:10:27,536 - Hey! - What's up? 248 00:10:27,570 --> 00:10:29,538 Look at this place! 249 00:10:29,572 --> 00:10:31,607 - Not bad, right? - Not bad at all, brother. 250 00:10:31,641 --> 00:10:34,710 - What's going on? - Oh, you know, nothing. 251 00:10:34,744 --> 00:10:36,812 - How are you? You guys look beautiful. - Good. 252 00:10:36,846 --> 00:10:37,876 - How are you doing? - All right, Coach, 253 00:10:37,900 --> 00:10:38,824 come on, put me in the game. 254 00:10:38,848 --> 00:10:41,216 - What do you need. - No, nothing, nothing so far. 255 00:10:41,251 --> 00:10:42,539 Everything is good, smooth. 256 00:10:42,563 --> 00:10:43,547 - Yeah? - Yeah 257 00:10:43,571 --> 00:10:45,491 'Cause a week ago you were Jerry Maguire-ing out. 258 00:10:45,515 --> 00:10:46,955 - But, uh, you're good? - Yeah. 259 00:10:46,990 --> 00:10:48,790 No, I know my entire life has been an exercise 260 00:10:48,814 --> 00:10:50,292 in romantic self-destruction, 261 00:10:50,326 --> 00:10:52,194 but not today. Today I am good. 262 00:10:52,228 --> 00:10:53,599 This is exactly where I want to be. 263 00:10:53,623 --> 00:10:54,933 I just want to make sure everything's perfect. 264 00:10:54,957 --> 00:10:56,231 - You know what I mean? - Okay. 265 00:10:56,266 --> 00:10:58,033 Well, I'm here for you, brother. 266 00:10:58,067 --> 00:10:59,468 God knows I wouldn't mind 267 00:10:59,502 --> 00:11:01,136 being pulled away right now. 268 00:11:01,171 --> 00:11:03,472 Well, what does that mean? 269 00:11:03,506 --> 00:11:05,474 Uh, nothing. 270 00:11:05,508 --> 00:11:08,043 Mom wants to talk about my trip to New Orleans. 271 00:11:08,077 --> 00:11:10,212 Aha. Well... 272 00:11:10,246 --> 00:11:13,482 Yeah. Hey, you keep your eye on the ball, okay? 273 00:11:13,516 --> 00:11:14,683 Text me if you need me. 274 00:11:14,717 --> 00:11:16,685 Yo, Batgirls. To the Batcave. 275 00:11:16,719 --> 00:11:19,021 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 276 00:11:19,055 --> 00:11:21,423 - I have dresses for the bridesmaids. - Cool. 277 00:11:21,458 --> 00:11:22,724 How pretty. 278 00:11:25,361 --> 00:11:27,196 Oh, that's nice. 279 00:11:29,098 --> 00:11:32,734 - You good? - Yeah, I'm fine. 280 00:11:32,769 --> 00:11:36,038 All right, come on. See you later, man. 281 00:11:36,072 --> 00:11:38,006 All right. 282 00:11:38,041 --> 00:11:39,608 What? 283 00:11:39,642 --> 00:11:41,910 We have a small problem. 284 00:11:44,714 --> 00:11:47,549 So, the altar collapsed an hour ago. 285 00:11:47,584 --> 00:11:49,685 The crossbeam is completely shattered. 286 00:11:49,719 --> 00:11:51,053 But we have a plan. 287 00:11:51,087 --> 00:11:52,721 We are going to rearrange the furniture, 288 00:11:52,755 --> 00:11:53,889 And instead of the altar, 289 00:11:53,923 --> 00:11:55,683 you can get married under the statement tree. 290 00:11:55,718 --> 00:11:57,819 - Now, we discussed that option earlier. - We did. 291 00:11:57,853 --> 00:11:59,895 And then we came back to the altar. 292 00:11:59,929 --> 00:12:02,264 Remember, Madison designed the whole thing? 293 00:12:02,298 --> 00:12:04,266 Traditional rustic, her favorite flowers? 294 00:12:04,300 --> 00:12:05,534 I know. And I'll talk to her. 295 00:12:05,568 --> 00:12:07,328 Okay? The only thing you need to do is relax. 296 00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:08,804 Vanessa, listen. 297 00:12:08,838 --> 00:12:11,306 Madison and I haven't exactly had 298 00:12:11,341 --> 00:12:13,709 the most romantic beginning to this marriage, 299 00:12:13,743 --> 00:12:15,544 but so help me, today... 300 00:12:15,578 --> 00:12:16,879 today will be one for the ages. 301 00:12:16,913 --> 00:12:20,048 So I will relax when everything's 302 00:12:20,083 --> 00:12:22,634 exactly the way she wanted it, not a moment sooner. 303 00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:24,952 Do you... do you have to do that right now, though? 304 00:12:24,986 --> 00:12:26,466 Yeah. I mean, you're gonna want this. 305 00:12:26,490 --> 00:12:28,390 That speech was great. 306 00:12:28,424 --> 00:12:30,392 Absolutely. 307 00:12:30,426 --> 00:12:32,728 Women getting all gussied up. 308 00:12:32,762 --> 00:12:35,497 Randy P. feeling fine. 309 00:12:35,532 --> 00:12:37,900 What's he gonna do with his free time? 310 00:12:37,934 --> 00:12:41,103 - Cooking up a batch of... - Randall. 311 00:12:41,137 --> 00:12:44,406 Um, the hair and makeup people don't come for an hour. 312 00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:48,510 Maybe now is a good time to grab a coffee and catch up? 313 00:12:48,545 --> 00:12:50,846 Yes, ma'am. 314 00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:53,315 Guess Randy P. is doing that. 315 00:12:55,718 --> 00:12:58,487 Yes. So, um, this is Hai. 316 00:12:58,521 --> 00:13:00,822 He's the one who contacted me. 317 00:13:00,857 --> 00:13:05,193 And this here... that's, uh, Laurel. 318 00:13:05,228 --> 00:13:08,530 That's my birth mother. 319 00:13:08,565 --> 00:13:09,865 Wow. 320 00:13:09,899 --> 00:13:12,367 Stunning. 321 00:13:15,672 --> 00:13:18,607 Uh, yeah, I... 322 00:13:18,641 --> 00:13:20,108 You have her eyes. 323 00:13:20,143 --> 00:13:22,210 - Yeah? - Yeah. 324 00:13:22,245 --> 00:13:25,781 I thought so, too, but I wasn't sure. 325 00:13:25,815 --> 00:13:28,016 Everyone always says Annie and I have the same eyes, 326 00:13:28,051 --> 00:13:31,987 so I guess that, um... I guess that tracks. 327 00:13:35,391 --> 00:13:37,826 Oh, man, have I told you what Annie's gotten into? 328 00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:39,628 - No. - Bowling. 329 00:13:39,662 --> 00:13:41,396 She's a strangely good bowler. 330 00:13:41,431 --> 00:13:43,899 The other day she bowled a 214. 331 00:13:43,933 --> 00:13:48,303 I literally had to goggle "bowling scholarships." 332 00:13:48,338 --> 00:13:50,672 - Anyhow... - Anyhow. 333 00:13:50,707 --> 00:13:53,542 Randall. Best man emergency. 334 00:13:53,576 --> 00:13:56,378 - Duty calls. - Go, go, go. 335 00:13:56,412 --> 00:13:58,246 I need you to rally the troops, all right? 336 00:13:58,281 --> 00:14:00,716 Find the biggest SUV you can find and head to Home Depot. 337 00:14:00,750 --> 00:14:02,551 Okay, um... 338 00:14:02,585 --> 00:14:04,052 what are we? 339 00:14:04,087 --> 00:14:05,927 The altar, the whole thing, it's just... 340 00:14:12,370 --> 00:14:15,005 Okay, guys, uh, we know you heard us 341 00:14:15,039 --> 00:14:19,290 having a, uh... conversation in loud voices. 342 00:14:19,315 --> 00:14:22,172 Because Daddy messed up. 343 00:14:22,197 --> 00:14:25,248 - But, uh, we want to show you something. - Yeah. 344 00:14:28,119 --> 00:14:30,587 This is Mommy and Daddy on their wedding day. 345 00:14:30,621 --> 00:14:33,089 And that is Daddy telling Mommy 346 00:14:33,124 --> 00:14:34,224 how much he loves her. 347 00:14:36,961 --> 00:14:39,296 He was very charming that day, your father. 348 00:14:41,132 --> 00:14:43,133 Go ahead and tell them what you were saying, babe. 349 00:14:43,167 --> 00:14:48,104 Oh, see, this was the start of my vows, and... 350 00:14:48,139 --> 00:14:50,407 And, you know, I was... 351 00:14:50,441 --> 00:14:52,576 - I was-I was saying... - Wait. You... 352 00:14:52,610 --> 00:14:55,920 You seriously don't remember your wedding vows? 353 00:14:55,945 --> 00:14:58,070 Oh, come on, do you remember yours? 354 00:14:58,095 --> 00:15:00,344 Yes, I do, in fact, because it was 355 00:15:00,345 --> 00:15:02,489 one of the most important days of my life, Jack. 356 00:15:02,523 --> 00:15:04,491 But it's okay, because you will probably just 357 00:15:04,525 --> 00:15:06,192 tape over this with some ball game. 358 00:15:06,227 --> 00:15:08,187 Come on, are you still mad about that stupid show? 359 00:15:08,211 --> 00:15:10,029 - Stupid show? - Yeah, stupid show. 360 00:15:10,064 --> 00:15:12,390 They had a terrorist massacre at a wedding? 361 00:15:12,414 --> 00:15:14,868 - Yeah. - That ain't high art, Bec. 362 00:15:14,902 --> 00:15:17,771 Plus, my secretary said they only killed Luke and Lady Ash, 363 00:15:17,805 --> 00:15:19,216 - not even any of the main characters. - Lady Ashley?! 364 00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:21,241 Did you seriously just ruin the show for me? 365 00:15:21,275 --> 00:15:23,543 - The show ruined itself a long time ago. - Oh... 366 00:15:23,577 --> 00:15:24,711 Joan can do better. 367 00:15:24,745 --> 00:15:26,379 - Babe... - Huh? 368 00:15:26,413 --> 00:15:29,449 Hey, hey! 369 00:15:29,483 --> 00:15:32,085 Guys, we are genuinely, madly in love. 370 00:15:32,119 --> 00:15:35,855 - Oh, married couples hate us. - Hate us. 371 00:15:35,890 --> 00:15:37,357 It's why we have no friends. 372 00:15:37,391 --> 00:15:39,592 Yeah, none. 373 00:15:39,627 --> 00:15:42,395 You guys need to get married again. 374 00:15:42,429 --> 00:15:43,963 Today. 375 00:15:50,638 --> 00:15:52,272 Almost forgot. 376 00:15:52,306 --> 00:15:54,346 You said you needed this for an outfit or something? 377 00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:57,443 A dress. For the eighth grade dance. 378 00:15:57,478 --> 00:16:01,114 But I don't need it anymore. The boy asked someone else. 379 00:16:01,148 --> 00:16:04,284 Oh. Well, I'm sure someone else will go with you. 380 00:16:04,318 --> 00:16:05,485 Don't be choosey, hon. 381 00:16:05,519 --> 00:16:07,453 Doesn't have to be the prom king. 382 00:16:07,488 --> 00:16:09,222 Doesn't have to be magical sparks. 383 00:16:09,256 --> 00:16:11,791 Just find someone willing to go with you. 384 00:16:11,826 --> 00:16:14,093 Are you okay? 385 00:16:16,664 --> 00:16:19,399 Sorry, I was just thinking about my vows. 386 00:16:19,433 --> 00:16:21,801 Ugh, I get so nervous when I speak in public 387 00:16:21,836 --> 00:16:24,103 - I start sounding like Alvin. - Who? 388 00:16:24,138 --> 00:16:25,605 From the Chipmunks? 389 00:16:25,639 --> 00:16:28,408 Alvin and Simon and... 390 00:16:28,442 --> 00:16:31,744 Who is that other Chipmunk? 391 00:16:31,779 --> 00:16:34,914 Um... I don't know. 392 00:16:34,949 --> 00:16:38,151 - That poor third Chipmunk. - I know. 393 00:16:38,185 --> 00:16:41,287 Madison... 394 00:16:41,322 --> 00:16:42,856 it's not about the words, 395 00:16:42,890 --> 00:16:46,359 you know, or the delivery. 396 00:16:46,393 --> 00:16:49,529 When you love someone enough to make this kind of commitment, 397 00:16:49,563 --> 00:16:51,731 I mean, it's bigger than that. 398 00:16:53,500 --> 00:16:55,368 You know, when you look into each other's eyes, 399 00:16:55,402 --> 00:16:57,670 and-and you say that you care 400 00:16:57,705 --> 00:17:00,173 more about what they need than what you need 401 00:17:00,207 --> 00:17:02,308 for the rest of your life... 402 00:17:08,215 --> 00:17:10,283 Um... 403 00:17:10,317 --> 00:17:12,952 - thank you. - For what? 404 00:17:12,987 --> 00:17:14,687 A reminder. 405 00:17:14,722 --> 00:17:17,223 I'm just gonna make a quick phone call. 406 00:17:17,258 --> 00:17:19,359 I'll be right back. 407 00:17:19,393 --> 00:17:22,061 ? We are the Chipmunks ? 408 00:17:22,096 --> 00:17:23,329 ? Alvin, Simon. ? 409 00:17:23,364 --> 00:17:25,865 Theodore! 410 00:17:25,900 --> 00:17:28,534 Poor little Theodore. 411 00:17:28,569 --> 00:17:31,671 I love you, sister-in-law. 412 00:17:31,705 --> 00:17:34,340 I love you, too. 413 00:17:42,049 --> 00:17:43,216 Hey, Dej. 414 00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:45,518 Do you think you're ever gonna marry Malik? 415 00:17:45,552 --> 00:17:46,853 Annie, are you crazy? 416 00:17:46,887 --> 00:17:49,022 I'm not even thinking about that nonsense. 417 00:17:49,056 --> 00:17:51,748 I'm not even thinking that, you know, 418 00:17:51,773 --> 00:17:53,359 we'll get married one day in his future 419 00:17:53,394 --> 00:17:54,861 Michelin star restaurant. 420 00:17:54,895 --> 00:17:57,363 I'm not thinking about that. 421 00:17:57,398 --> 00:18:00,566 Oh, Tess, you look incredible. 422 00:18:00,601 --> 00:18:02,902 Thanks. 423 00:18:05,072 --> 00:18:07,507 Tess, I know I've been doing 424 00:18:07,541 --> 00:18:09,008 everything wrong with you lately, 425 00:18:09,043 --> 00:18:11,077 and I should tiptoe right now, 426 00:18:11,111 --> 00:18:13,379 but these slippers aren't built to tiptoe, 427 00:18:13,414 --> 00:18:15,415 so... what's up? 428 00:18:15,449 --> 00:18:18,952 It feels like everyone wants a version of me 429 00:18:18,986 --> 00:18:22,789 that isn't... me. 430 00:18:22,823 --> 00:18:24,757 I'm not comfortable in this dress. 431 00:18:24,792 --> 00:18:28,027 But I don't want to disappoint Uncle Kevin or you and... 432 00:18:28,062 --> 00:18:30,229 Hey, stop. 433 00:18:30,264 --> 00:18:32,765 You cannot disappoint me. 434 00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:35,301 I need you to understand that. 435 00:18:35,336 --> 00:18:37,537 You could wear shorts to this wedding, okay? 436 00:18:37,571 --> 00:18:40,073 You could root for the Dallas Cowboys. 437 00:18:40,107 --> 00:18:41,708 You could murder somebody. 438 00:18:41,742 --> 00:18:43,576 I'd be surprised. 439 00:18:43,610 --> 00:18:45,211 I'd probably ask a couple questions, 440 00:18:45,245 --> 00:18:46,913 but I'd assume you had your reasons. 441 00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:52,318 All right, look. This dress isn't you, huh? 442 00:18:54,755 --> 00:18:57,991 Well, let's... let's make it you. 443 00:19:11,624 --> 00:19:14,059 Thank you, thank you. 444 00:19:17,296 --> 00:19:20,766 Daddy, do you promise to love Mommy forever? 445 00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:25,370 Not only do I promise to love Mommy forever, 446 00:19:25,405 --> 00:19:30,776 I promise to love this whole family forever. 447 00:19:30,810 --> 00:19:33,412 Hey, come here. Hands in. Come on. 448 00:19:33,446 --> 00:19:35,914 Come on. 449 00:19:35,948 --> 00:19:38,950 Will you guys marry me forever? 450 00:19:38,985 --> 00:19:43,021 Do you promise to never refer 451 00:19:43,056 --> 00:19:44,923 to the best show in the history of television 452 00:19:44,957 --> 00:19:46,797 - as "stupid" ever again? - The best show on... 453 00:19:46,821 --> 00:19:50,595 - Jack. - I do. 454 00:19:50,630 --> 00:19:52,931 Well, then, I do, too. 455 00:19:52,965 --> 00:19:54,099 Kids? 456 00:19:54,133 --> 00:19:56,101 I do! 457 00:19:56,135 --> 00:19:57,575 - You do? - Mm-hmm. 458 00:20:06,279 --> 00:20:08,080 - Hello? - Hi, it's Kate. 459 00:20:08,114 --> 00:20:09,281 Oh, hey. 460 00:20:09,315 --> 00:20:13,919 I'm calling because I need to resign. 461 00:20:13,953 --> 00:20:16,088 I'm sorry? 462 00:20:16,122 --> 00:20:17,489 It's just that, um... 463 00:20:17,523 --> 00:20:20,959 Toby got a job offer, and we both can't work full time, 464 00:20:20,993 --> 00:20:23,995 you know, with the kids, so... 465 00:20:25,364 --> 00:20:27,132 Hello? 466 00:20:29,635 --> 00:20:32,738 You know, I didn't want to hire you. 467 00:20:32,772 --> 00:20:33,772 I got stuck with you. 468 00:20:33,806 --> 00:20:35,741 An inexperienced aide 469 00:20:35,775 --> 00:20:38,343 - with no qualifications or skill sets... - I know. 470 00:20:38,377 --> 00:20:40,245 Not finished. 471 00:20:40,279 --> 00:20:42,280 No qualifications, no skill sets 472 00:20:42,315 --> 00:20:44,516 - I... Okay. - And yet... 473 00:20:44,550 --> 00:20:46,752 you ended up being great. 474 00:20:46,786 --> 00:20:48,620 I mean, the students love you. 475 00:20:48,654 --> 00:20:51,957 You're talented, you're useful, 476 00:20:51,991 --> 00:20:54,993 and on rare occasions your jokes are funny. 477 00:20:55,027 --> 00:20:57,095 So, no, I do not 478 00:20:57,130 --> 00:20:59,297 accept your resignation. 479 00:20:59,332 --> 00:21:02,968 Um, Philip, I... 480 00:21:03,002 --> 00:21:04,936 I'm hanging up now. 481 00:21:04,971 --> 00:21:08,840 Resignation rejected. 482 00:21:15,748 --> 00:21:18,350 Miguel, you sure this thing's gonna hold up? 483 00:21:18,384 --> 00:21:20,028 I mean, I love America's Funniest Home Videos, 484 00:21:20,052 --> 00:21:22,172 just like the next guy; I don't want my wedding on it. 485 00:21:22,196 --> 00:21:24,523 I promise you, Kevin, I'm gonna get this thing standing, 486 00:21:24,557 --> 00:21:25,968 and Toby's working on that flower arrangement 487 00:21:25,992 --> 00:21:27,472 to cover anything that's not perfect. 488 00:21:27,506 --> 00:21:29,066 Why, you're no daisy. 489 00:21:29,090 --> 00:21:30,511 You're no daisy at all. 490 00:21:32,165 --> 00:21:35,133 It's Tombstone. Is this thing on? 491 00:21:35,168 --> 00:21:36,040 Jesus. 492 00:21:36,041 --> 00:21:37,842 All right, here we go, Kev. 493 00:21:37,866 --> 00:21:39,671 This... Yeah. 494 00:21:39,705 --> 00:21:41,206 What are we doing? 495 00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:42,885 You're standing in the full sun, man. I'm not gonna have 496 00:21:42,909 --> 00:21:44,686 the groom looking all Tickle Me Elmo in his wedding photos. 497 00:21:44,710 --> 00:21:46,710 Miguel, you sure those grooves are matched up, man? 498 00:21:46,734 --> 00:21:48,413 - I... - Yes. Yes. 499 00:21:48,447 --> 00:21:50,415 - They are? - I don't know. 500 00:21:50,449 --> 00:21:52,851 I've paid people for the last 20 years 501 00:21:52,885 --> 00:21:54,845 - to do things like this for me. - Oh, God. 502 00:21:54,869 --> 00:21:56,855 Hey, Kev, the Avengers have assembled. 503 00:21:56,889 --> 00:21:58,256 We got this. 504 00:21:58,291 --> 00:21:59,735 Why don't you go inside and get your face on... 505 00:21:59,759 --> 00:22:01,393 - Guys, guys, guys. - What do y... whoa. 506 00:22:01,427 --> 00:22:02,604 You got that playlist? The one that started 507 00:22:02,628 --> 00:22:03,939 - with Frankie Valli? - Yep, got it right here. 508 00:22:03,963 --> 00:22:05,374 You mind if I take a look at it, just to make sure 509 00:22:05,398 --> 00:22:07,198 - that you've got the right order? - Kev. Kev. 510 00:22:07,222 --> 00:22:08,099 - One second. - Kevin. 511 00:22:08,134 --> 00:22:10,268 - Yep? - We got this, man. 512 00:22:10,303 --> 00:22:12,270 All right? Everything is perfect. 513 00:22:12,305 --> 00:22:13,905 Are you okay? 514 00:22:13,940 --> 00:22:16,274 Yeah. Yeah, I'm okay, I'm okay. 515 00:22:16,309 --> 00:22:17,542 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 516 00:22:17,577 --> 00:22:18,754 'Cause I saw you were sitting with Mom earlier 517 00:22:18,778 --> 00:22:19,744 when I came to get you. What happened? 518 00:22:19,779 --> 00:22:21,213 She started openly crying 519 00:22:21,247 --> 00:22:23,048 after the second photo and I bailed. 520 00:22:23,082 --> 00:22:25,122 - No... That's not what... - It's-it's not worth it. 521 00:22:25,146 --> 00:22:25,802 Hey, Kev. 522 00:22:25,826 --> 00:22:27,452 Hey. Randall, don't look at me. 523 00:22:27,486 --> 00:22:29,431 - What are you...? - Turn around... or is that for the bride? 524 00:22:29,455 --> 00:22:31,022 - I don't... - Okay, it doesn't matter. 525 00:22:31,057 --> 00:22:33,124 Hey, I'm gonna make a few changes to Tess's dress. 526 00:22:33,159 --> 00:22:35,360 Do you think that Madison's gonna have a coronary? 527 00:22:35,394 --> 00:22:37,234 I don't know, I mean, there's no... how do I... 528 00:22:37,258 --> 00:22:40,148 Okay, great. Perfect. Thank you. Don't even worry about it, all right? 529 00:22:40,172 --> 00:22:41,861 Getting a little sunburned, bro. Bye. 530 00:22:43,169 --> 00:22:44,880 Sorr... Listen, like, you should be able to talk to Mom 531 00:22:44,904 --> 00:22:46,281 without feeling like she's gonna break down 532 00:22:46,305 --> 00:22:47,945 - every time you bring up... - Hey! 533 00:22:47,969 --> 00:22:49,854 - It's the wrong-sized screw. - I literally ran 534 00:22:49,889 --> 00:22:51,710 a multi-million dollar construction company. 535 00:22:51,744 --> 00:22:53,984 When we redo the Nomadland trailer, I'll call you, Nicky. 536 00:22:54,008 --> 00:22:54,674 Okay? 537 00:22:54,698 --> 00:22:55,724 I don't even understand that reference, so bite me. 538 00:22:55,748 --> 00:22:57,348 - Wow. - Okay, let's... Hey, guys! 539 00:22:57,372 --> 00:22:58,950 Can we focus? Miguel, 540 00:22:58,985 --> 00:23:00,425 will you please be nice to my uncle? 541 00:23:00,449 --> 00:23:02,654 Uncle Nicky, Nomadland is-is a movie 542 00:23:02,688 --> 00:23:04,128 that you would probably make fun of. 543 00:23:04,156 --> 00:23:06,091 How are the flowers coming? 544 00:23:07,593 --> 00:23:09,828 Blooming and marvelous. 545 00:23:09,862 --> 00:23:13,265 Um, hey, you've navigated a long-distance relationship. 546 00:23:13,299 --> 00:23:15,277 - How did you manage that? - Not well, Toby. 547 00:23:15,301 --> 00:23:17,861 I got divorced and then I almost missed the birth of my children. 548 00:23:17,885 --> 00:23:19,005 - Mm. - Wait, why do you ask? 549 00:23:19,038 --> 00:23:20,839 No reason. I mean, no reason 550 00:23:20,873 --> 00:23:22,841 we're gonna talk about on your wedding day. 551 00:23:22,875 --> 00:23:24,995 - Wait, no, what... - There a Kevin Pearson here? 552 00:23:25,019 --> 00:23:26,645 Ah! Okay, that's my gift. 553 00:23:26,679 --> 00:23:29,180 Uh, all right, well, this is how I always imagined 554 00:23:29,215 --> 00:23:30,815 a-a marriage would be, 555 00:23:30,850 --> 00:23:34,953 would be two people sitting in comfortable silence 556 00:23:34,987 --> 00:23:36,788 next to each other, in Adirondack chairs. 557 00:23:36,822 --> 00:23:39,824 I-I had your, uh, initials engraved in them. 558 00:23:39,859 --> 00:23:41,793 Hey, oh, listen, Kev, 559 00:23:41,827 --> 00:23:44,729 you got enough, uh, you got any cash to tip these guys? 560 00:23:46,499 --> 00:23:48,667 I need air. I need... I need air. 561 00:23:48,701 --> 00:23:51,269 - You're outside. - I need inside air. 562 00:23:51,304 --> 00:23:52,944 Randall, get away from me, please. 563 00:23:52,968 --> 00:23:54,284 Yeah, no problem. 564 00:24:09,522 --> 00:24:11,490 Hey. 565 00:24:11,524 --> 00:24:15,268 Okay, so I have decided not to take the job. 566 00:24:15,293 --> 00:24:17,354 It turns out that I like all of you far too much 567 00:24:17,379 --> 00:24:19,164 to be away from you three days a week, so... 568 00:24:19,199 --> 00:24:23,569 No, no. Babe, you are so excited about that job. 569 00:24:23,603 --> 00:24:25,471 You can't turn it down. 570 00:24:25,505 --> 00:24:27,840 Okay, uh... 571 00:24:29,776 --> 00:24:32,601 And I'm not going to quit my job, either. 572 00:24:34,047 --> 00:24:35,514 I'm really good at it, Tobe. 573 00:24:35,548 --> 00:24:37,449 And it's the job that I've been waiting for 574 00:24:37,484 --> 00:24:39,585 my entire life. 575 00:24:39,619 --> 00:24:42,721 - Uh, so... - Yeah, okay, ok... 576 00:24:44,791 --> 00:24:49,194 Okay, so how can we possibly make this work? 577 00:24:53,066 --> 00:24:56,335 I was thinking about our wedding vows today. 578 00:24:58,238 --> 00:25:01,338 To be honest, I don't remember a single thing that you said. 579 00:25:01,339 --> 00:25:03,361 I stood there the whole time just thinking, 580 00:25:03,386 --> 00:25:05,175 "Would someone, please, 581 00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:08,069 "just ask me if I will marry him so I can just say yes 582 00:25:08,112 --> 00:25:09,872 as quickly as humanly possible?" 583 00:25:12,683 --> 00:25:15,619 You know, it's four years and two kids ago. 584 00:25:17,355 --> 00:25:19,155 And I'd rather spend four days a week with you 585 00:25:19,190 --> 00:25:22,659 than eight days a week with anyone else. 586 00:25:22,693 --> 00:25:24,828 That's not how weeks work. 587 00:25:24,862 --> 00:25:27,697 Well, I know. I know. 588 00:25:29,700 --> 00:25:31,468 But we can do this. 589 00:25:33,504 --> 00:25:36,306 Are you with me? 590 00:25:36,340 --> 00:25:38,308 I'm your huckleberry. 591 00:25:38,342 --> 00:25:40,810 Tombstone. 592 00:25:40,845 --> 00:25:43,513 God, I love you. 593 00:25:43,548 --> 00:25:46,016 I think that you just love that I know random movie quotes. 594 00:25:47,051 --> 00:25:50,353 No, Kate. 595 00:25:50,388 --> 00:25:52,956 It is quite a lot more than that. 596 00:25:56,093 --> 00:25:57,360 Babe... 597 00:26:05,036 --> 00:26:07,404 Okay. 598 00:26:10,608 --> 00:26:12,242 What do you think? 599 00:26:12,276 --> 00:26:15,445 - I love it. Yeah. - Yeah? 600 00:26:16,447 --> 00:26:18,515 Wow. 601 00:26:20,451 --> 00:26:23,186 I haven't been nice to you. 602 00:26:25,022 --> 00:26:27,357 This whole year. 603 00:26:28,359 --> 00:26:31,261 It's been a big year for you. 604 00:26:31,295 --> 00:26:32,655 You're in your first relationship, 605 00:26:32,679 --> 00:26:35,031 and I haven't been getting it all right. 606 00:26:35,066 --> 00:26:36,900 You've gotten a lot right. 607 00:26:38,536 --> 00:26:41,004 I love you, Mom. 608 00:26:41,038 --> 00:26:45,342 And I'm sorry if I forget to say it for the next ten years. 609 00:26:45,376 --> 00:26:48,678 Well, I guess this one time will have to be enough. 610 00:26:53,618 --> 00:26:56,252 Let me give you a minute. 611 00:26:58,255 --> 00:26:59,789 Hey. 612 00:26:59,824 --> 00:27:01,858 Well, guess who went four for four. 613 00:27:01,892 --> 00:27:03,627 For real? 614 00:27:03,661 --> 00:27:05,862 Penn? You're lying. 615 00:27:05,896 --> 00:27:08,865 Uh, yeah, actually. 616 00:27:08,899 --> 00:27:11,201 I kind of am. 617 00:27:11,235 --> 00:27:13,269 I went five for five. 618 00:27:13,304 --> 00:27:17,273 Don't tell anybody this, but I applied to Harvard. 619 00:27:19,310 --> 00:27:21,444 I got into Harvard, too, Dej. 620 00:27:21,479 --> 00:27:23,813 I got into Harvard. 621 00:27:26,317 --> 00:27:28,251 Um... 622 00:27:28,285 --> 00:27:29,986 In Boston. 623 00:27:30,988 --> 00:27:33,757 Uh, yeah. 624 00:27:48,673 --> 00:27:51,841 I've never really given you an explanation, have I? 625 00:27:51,876 --> 00:27:55,145 All this time... 626 00:27:55,179 --> 00:27:59,015 I never really explained why I did what I did. 627 00:27:59,050 --> 00:28:01,117 And how I kept it from you. 628 00:28:03,854 --> 00:28:05,822 I guess because there is no viable explanation. 629 00:28:05,856 --> 00:28:07,456 - Mom, we don't have... - No, no, no, no. 630 00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:10,850 I-I've let you let me off the hook far too many times. 631 00:28:17,201 --> 00:28:19,102 Do you remember when you were a little boy, 632 00:28:19,136 --> 00:28:21,705 and we had the, um, 633 00:28:21,739 --> 00:28:23,873 the family wedding in the living room? 634 00:28:25,710 --> 00:28:27,777 Barely. 635 00:28:27,812 --> 00:28:30,180 - Maybe more from the pictures. - Mm-hmm. 636 00:28:30,214 --> 00:28:32,015 I remember you 637 00:28:32,049 --> 00:28:34,384 looking at us, more than a few times. 638 00:28:35,986 --> 00:28:40,023 And I wondered if you were thinking about them. 639 00:28:40,057 --> 00:28:42,192 Your parents. 640 00:28:42,226 --> 00:28:44,461 And still, I didn't go there. 641 00:28:44,495 --> 00:28:46,696 And I avoided it. 642 00:28:46,731 --> 00:28:50,834 I... I rationalized 643 00:28:50,868 --> 00:28:53,503 that I took you home when I was still grieving, 644 00:28:53,537 --> 00:28:56,573 I... they were addicts. 645 00:28:56,607 --> 00:28:59,743 But I never... 646 00:28:59,777 --> 00:29:02,479 I never gave you the forum to talk about it. 647 00:29:02,513 --> 00:29:06,416 Not as a little boy, not as a teenager. 648 00:29:06,450 --> 00:29:08,685 Not now as a grown man. 649 00:29:11,188 --> 00:29:12,856 And I knew things. 650 00:29:15,593 --> 00:29:18,495 And I hid them. 651 00:29:18,529 --> 00:29:21,898 And I'm... I'm very ashamed. 652 00:29:25,035 --> 00:29:28,271 I know it is way too late to say this, 653 00:29:28,305 --> 00:29:31,107 but I need to say it to you very clearly. 654 00:29:33,043 --> 00:29:36,479 I am so sorry. 655 00:29:38,449 --> 00:29:40,283 You are my entire world, 656 00:29:40,317 --> 00:29:42,852 - and what I did to you... - You didn't do... 657 00:29:42,887 --> 00:29:44,888 You can tell me how I've hurt you. 658 00:29:44,922 --> 00:29:48,057 And if that doesn't come easy, 659 00:29:48,092 --> 00:29:49,893 you can tell me about your journey. 660 00:29:49,927 --> 00:29:52,629 And if I cry, 661 00:29:52,663 --> 00:29:55,865 it's 'cause I know what I robbed from my favorite person, 662 00:29:55,900 --> 00:29:58,668 it's not because I'm jealous or hurt, okay? 663 00:29:59,670 --> 00:30:02,272 Okay. 664 00:30:02,306 --> 00:30:04,774 So tell me about her. 665 00:30:06,744 --> 00:30:08,912 Tell me about your mother. 666 00:30:12,950 --> 00:30:15,351 She's my birth mother. 667 00:30:28,532 --> 00:30:32,101 She was a pretty incredible woman. 668 00:30:32,136 --> 00:30:33,770 Yeah. 669 00:30:33,804 --> 00:30:35,772 She was a force of nature, 670 00:30:35,806 --> 00:30:38,842 one of those people that does everything at 100, you know? 671 00:30:40,044 --> 00:30:43,279 And as I heard some of the details, 672 00:30:43,314 --> 00:30:47,016 it unlocked a part of me that I didn't even know existed. 673 00:30:58,863 --> 00:31:00,096 Hi. 674 00:31:00,130 --> 00:31:01,798 They wanted to get portraits of you 675 00:31:01,832 --> 00:31:03,499 before you got all wed-head and stuff. 676 00:31:03,534 --> 00:31:05,335 Is now a good time? 677 00:31:08,172 --> 00:31:09,839 Uh, is this a good time? 678 00:31:11,542 --> 00:31:12,842 Look, um... 679 00:31:14,812 --> 00:31:17,380 There's no easy way to say this. 680 00:31:19,350 --> 00:31:20,683 I think our relationship has gone 681 00:31:20,718 --> 00:31:23,519 as far as it's gonna go, Madison. 682 00:31:23,554 --> 00:31:25,188 Okay, no, no, no, David. 683 00:31:25,222 --> 00:31:26,566 Come on, we're-we're just going through a little rough patch... 684 00:31:26,590 --> 00:31:29,659 I-I don't feel about you the way you feel about me. 685 00:31:30,861 --> 00:31:32,295 Okay. Hang on, um... 686 00:31:32,329 --> 00:31:34,330 Madison... 687 00:31:34,365 --> 00:31:36,099 and I say this as a friend. 688 00:31:38,068 --> 00:31:40,036 I don't know why there'd be anything more to say 689 00:31:40,070 --> 00:31:41,738 after what I just said. 690 00:31:46,043 --> 00:31:47,877 Um... 691 00:32:11,902 --> 00:32:15,505 Look, I know I don't have the same issues as everyone here, 692 00:32:15,539 --> 00:32:17,073 I recognize that. 693 00:32:17,107 --> 00:32:20,276 But you guys don't know what it's like looking like me 694 00:32:20,311 --> 00:32:23,780 and carrying around that extra seven pounds in your midsection. 695 00:32:31,655 --> 00:32:34,624 Madison? 696 00:32:34,658 --> 00:32:36,726 Excuse me. 697 00:32:46,103 --> 00:32:48,304 Oh, God, I do need to put my face on. 698 00:32:55,512 --> 00:32:57,180 Hey. 699 00:33:03,619 --> 00:33:06,617 - Hi. - Am I supposed to be seeing you? 700 00:33:06,642 --> 00:33:08,362 I don't think I'm supposed to be seeing you. 701 00:33:08,363 --> 00:33:10,255 You-you look incredible, but I don't think 702 00:33:10,289 --> 00:33:13,453 - I'm supposed to be seeing you. - I know. I'm sorry. Um... 703 00:33:13,487 --> 00:33:16,087 - You're not dressed, by the way. - No, I know. It's a long story. 704 00:33:16,111 --> 00:33:17,778 I'll tell you later. 705 00:33:26,033 --> 00:33:28,335 Are you in love with me? 706 00:33:33,307 --> 00:33:34,641 Madison, uh... 707 00:33:34,675 --> 00:33:37,243 We're getting married in, like, two hours. 708 00:33:37,278 --> 00:33:39,746 We're-we're gonna become a family. 709 00:33:39,780 --> 00:33:41,314 A family. 710 00:33:41,349 --> 00:33:45,986 Yeah, we, um, we use that language a lot. 711 00:33:46,020 --> 00:33:49,823 "We have fallen in love with this family." 712 00:33:49,857 --> 00:33:51,858 "The four of us are the only thing that matters." 713 00:33:54,729 --> 00:33:56,796 I'm not sure what-what you're... 714 00:33:56,831 --> 00:34:00,533 I have fallen in love with you, Kevin. 715 00:34:02,203 --> 00:34:03,883 It's no surprise. 716 00:34:03,884 --> 00:34:07,253 You are very easy to fall in love with. 717 00:34:09,996 --> 00:34:13,359 But, um... 718 00:34:13,393 --> 00:34:16,793 Sorry. I, uh, I know this timing is terrible 719 00:34:16,818 --> 00:34:21,000 and, um, borderline cliché, but, uh... 720 00:34:27,707 --> 00:34:29,408 My mother gave me these. 721 00:34:31,378 --> 00:34:32,845 And then she left. 722 00:34:34,381 --> 00:34:37,449 She left me with a father who gave me nothing. 723 00:34:38,618 --> 00:34:40,219 Who literally told me 724 00:34:40,253 --> 00:34:43,222 not to expect life to have magical sparks. 725 00:34:47,279 --> 00:34:51,263 I have stumbled through a life gratefully accepting 726 00:34:51,298 --> 00:34:54,934 whatever scraps of affection anyone would give me. 727 00:34:56,937 --> 00:35:01,040 And you are so wonderful. 728 00:35:05,312 --> 00:35:07,913 Your... 729 00:35:07,948 --> 00:35:12,718 Your family has given me the first family I have ever had. 730 00:35:15,055 --> 00:35:18,290 And it would be so easy for me to tiptoe around the fact 731 00:35:18,325 --> 00:35:21,293 that you may not be in love with me. 732 00:35:26,399 --> 00:35:28,067 Hey. 733 00:35:30,904 --> 00:35:34,073 I think we can take a breath here, okay? 734 00:35:35,408 --> 00:35:38,143 Okay. 735 00:35:38,178 --> 00:35:40,913 I love what we have. 736 00:35:40,947 --> 00:35:43,782 I love what we're building. 737 00:35:43,817 --> 00:35:47,386 I-I think you are incredible. 738 00:35:49,256 --> 00:35:53,792 And I love watching you with our children, and-and... 739 00:35:55,505 --> 00:35:59,632 The time I spend with you, I-I feel good and full 740 00:35:59,666 --> 00:36:02,668 - and-and happy and... - Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, come on. 741 00:36:04,638 --> 00:36:07,840 You have been running around all week 742 00:36:07,874 --> 00:36:09,675 trying to make today perfect. 743 00:36:11,274 --> 00:36:12,274 Don't you see... 744 00:36:12,298 --> 00:36:14,445 We didn't come together under normal circumstances. 745 00:36:14,469 --> 00:36:17,816 I know that. I know that you know that. 746 00:36:17,851 --> 00:36:20,519 But what we... This-this, what we have... 747 00:36:23,690 --> 00:36:24,736 ...it will grow. 748 00:36:24,761 --> 00:36:28,160 It can grow. It will. 749 00:36:29,863 --> 00:36:31,730 Okay? 750 00:36:35,402 --> 00:36:38,871 I can't marry someone who's not in love with me. 751 00:36:42,709 --> 00:36:44,877 I know it's ironic, but I think you have 752 00:36:44,911 --> 00:36:47,980 finally helped me realize that I am worthy of that. 753 00:36:50,383 --> 00:36:53,919 Are you nerv... are... maybe this is you and you're nervous, 754 00:36:53,943 --> 00:36:54,864 - you're getting the jitters. - No, no, no. 755 00:36:54,888 --> 00:36:55,998 No, this is a normal thing. 756 00:36:56,022 --> 00:36:57,066 - This is what people go through. - No. Kevin. 757 00:36:57,090 --> 00:36:58,123 I am begging you right... 758 00:36:58,147 --> 00:36:59,168 - don't do this, okay? - We can still do this 759 00:36:59,192 --> 00:37:00,578 I want to be with you, Madison. 760 00:37:00,602 --> 00:37:01,750 all together. We can raise a family together. 761 00:37:01,751 --> 00:37:02,738 - I want to be with you and our children. - I will commit to that with you, 762 00:37:02,762 --> 00:37:05,002 - okay? But we... - The children that we created together 763 00:37:05,036 --> 00:37:06,313 - in-in a house together... - We cannot get married this way, Kevin. 764 00:37:06,337 --> 00:37:08,100 - ...as a family. - That cannot be us. 765 00:37:11,037 --> 00:37:13,038 You know it. 766 00:37:15,709 --> 00:37:18,777 - Please don't do this. - Kevin, you know it. 767 00:37:38,231 --> 00:37:40,666 So, how was your day? 768 00:37:40,700 --> 00:37:44,636 Oh, you know. 769 00:37:47,574 --> 00:37:50,609 Couldn't say it to her. 770 00:37:50,643 --> 00:37:52,778 Not like that. 771 00:37:53,747 --> 00:37:57,082 I couldn't lie to her. 772 00:37:57,117 --> 00:38:00,119 - Hey. - How is she? 773 00:38:00,153 --> 00:38:02,621 Yeah, she's with the babies. Hanging in. 774 00:38:02,655 --> 00:38:05,090 She's worried about you. 775 00:38:05,125 --> 00:38:06,625 How you doing, brother? 776 00:38:07,660 --> 00:38:09,128 Yeah... 777 00:38:09,162 --> 00:38:11,830 I'm numb, I think. 778 00:38:16,936 --> 00:38:19,405 I wonder what he would do right now. 779 00:38:23,009 --> 00:38:25,744 It's getting harder for me, lately, 780 00:38:25,779 --> 00:38:30,749 to add your father to our family situations. 781 00:38:30,784 --> 00:38:34,086 It used to come so easily, 782 00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:36,255 but so much has changed. 783 00:38:36,289 --> 00:38:39,191 Uh, grandchildren and marriages and... 784 00:38:41,327 --> 00:38:44,329 And I don't know if it's this disease, 785 00:38:44,364 --> 00:38:47,966 but it's, it's like my brain won't allow me 786 00:38:48,001 --> 00:38:50,502 to actually add him 787 00:38:50,537 --> 00:38:54,506 to scenes sometimes, you know? 788 00:38:54,541 --> 00:38:56,508 Hmm. 789 00:38:58,144 --> 00:39:01,613 He wouldn't leave Kevin's side tonight. 790 00:39:01,648 --> 00:39:03,949 Yeah. That is for sure. 791 00:39:03,983 --> 00:39:06,618 And he'd be worried that you would drink. 792 00:39:11,191 --> 00:39:12,391 I won't. 793 00:39:13,993 --> 00:39:16,528 You need to stay busy, 'cause you're... you're best 794 00:39:16,563 --> 00:39:18,297 - when you're busy. - Yes. I will. 795 00:39:18,331 --> 00:39:19,965 Hmm. 796 00:39:24,070 --> 00:39:27,506 I actually have a project for you. 797 00:39:27,540 --> 00:39:30,008 I don't know how many good years I have left. 798 00:39:30,043 --> 00:39:32,711 I just know that I want to spend as much time with you guys 799 00:39:32,745 --> 00:39:35,180 as possible. 800 00:39:35,215 --> 00:39:37,349 And I found, um, 801 00:39:37,383 --> 00:39:40,185 a different kind of peace at the cabin this year. 802 00:39:41,921 --> 00:39:43,188 Kev. 803 00:39:44,557 --> 00:39:47,726 Build me that house. 804 00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:49,828 The house he was gonna build for me. 805 00:39:57,203 --> 00:39:58,837 Yeah. 806 00:40:06,713 --> 00:40:08,213 What a year, huh? 807 00:40:08,248 --> 00:40:11,517 - Yeah... - It'll get better. 808 00:40:11,551 --> 00:40:14,353 It's always darkest before the dawn, 809 00:40:14,387 --> 00:40:18,223 but we hang our tragedies on fence posts and we fight on. 810 00:40:18,258 --> 00:40:20,392 What do we do? 811 00:40:20,426 --> 00:40:22,561 I don't know. It sounds better when Beth says it. 812 00:40:27,100 --> 00:40:29,501 You're gonna be fine, honey. 813 00:40:29,536 --> 00:40:33,438 And the state would probably look down on it, 814 00:40:33,473 --> 00:40:35,841 but for the record, I would marry you. 815 00:40:35,875 --> 00:40:38,010 I would marry all of you. 816 00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:42,548 Thanks, Ma. 817 00:41:02,068 --> 00:41:04,069 Everything's gonna be all right. 818 00:41:09,509 --> 00:41:11,629 Ma-wage. 819 00:41:11,653 --> 00:41:15,581 Ma-wage is what brings us together today. 820 00:41:15,615 --> 00:41:17,983 Yep. That's the one. 821 00:41:18,017 --> 00:41:20,085 People are going to love it. 822 00:41:20,119 --> 00:41:22,087 Ma-wage... 823 00:41:37,537 --> 00:41:38,747 I know, I know, I'm getting dressed, 824 00:41:38,771 --> 00:41:39,971 But the wife wanted stockings. 825 00:41:39,995 --> 00:41:41,473 what the hell am I supposed to do? 826 00:41:41,507 --> 00:41:43,575 I've got him, it's all good. Let's move Nicky, move. 827 00:41:43,610 --> 00:41:45,611 Loved the article, by the way. Hated the picture. 828 00:41:45,645 --> 00:41:47,179 Oh, you know I look good, brother. 829 00:41:50,850 --> 00:41:52,818 Coming in, coming in. I don't know the rules, 830 00:41:52,852 --> 00:41:54,046 but I got to get something cleared for the toast. 831 00:41:54,070 --> 00:41:55,084 No. Get out. 832 00:41:55,109 --> 00:41:56,989 - What? - No, I told you 12 times this morning, 833 00:41:57,023 --> 00:41:58,334 - no boys allowed in here. - Boys? I'm a 45-year-old grown man, 834 00:41:58,358 --> 00:41:59,858 thank you kindly. I have a question. 835 00:41:59,892 --> 00:42:01,612 Hey, you got something on your tie. Get out. 836 00:42:01,636 --> 00:42:02,160 No. Oh! 837 00:42:02,195 --> 00:42:03,995 - Get out. - Come on, hey, I just need to know 838 00:42:04,019 --> 00:42:05,699 if movie quotes or impressions are allowed. 839 00:42:05,723 --> 00:42:06,632 - That's all. - Yes. 840 00:42:06,666 --> 00:42:09,868 Yes. This is the last time I'm doing this, 841 00:42:09,902 --> 00:42:11,870 so go crazy, brother. 842 00:42:12,972 --> 00:42:14,773 You look beautiful. 843 00:42:14,807 --> 00:42:16,842 - Okay. Get out. - Thank you. 844 00:42:16,876 --> 00:42:18,176 - Bye-bye. - Yeah, bye-bye. 845 00:42:18,211 --> 00:42:19,978 All right, come on. Geez. 846 00:42:20,013 --> 00:42:23,682 Kill a guy for trying to deliver a perfect wedding speech. 847 00:42:23,716 --> 00:42:26,351 Hey, listen, uh, you're okay if I do 848 00:42:26,386 --> 00:42:28,026 some British jokes at your expense, right? 849 00:42:28,054 --> 00:42:30,288 Hey, if you can't take the piss out 850 00:42:30,323 --> 00:42:31,857 of your future brother-in-law, 851 00:42:31,891 --> 00:42:34,259 who can you take the piss out of, all right? 852 00:42:36,596 --> 00:42:38,363 This is gonna be good. 853 00:42:41,392 --> 00:42:47,729 Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com.