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What's this?

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It's your utopia, MODOK.

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Woo! Ha ha!

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Yeah! Woo-hoo!

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I did it!
I conquered the wor...

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- Shut up!
- Okay, so we don't need to hit me.

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-_ - I forgot it's my first
weekend with the kids!

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I can't have Jodie seeing
the apartment like this.

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I... I have four hours
to whip this place into shape!

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_

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You have not made a lot of progress.

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Why did the killer
who lived here before us

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have to be
the "Bloodstain Killer"?

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The stain is so juicy.

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You should be doing this.

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Mm. I don't do floors.

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_

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Hey, guys!

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Dad, this place is incredible.
Such dark hallways.

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What an absolute sanctuary
for migraine-sufferers.

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Uh, is this where we wait
for the shuttle

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that takes us
to your apartment?

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No, this is the apartment.

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It's his funky little boho space,
and I love it!

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Ugh! It smells like soup here.

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Yes, everyone in this building makes
a lot of soup.

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No matter what time of day it is.

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Oh, is this original wallpaper?
How...

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No, it's just
very intricate water damage.

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It's beautiful.

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You're beautiful,
can I move back in?

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You guys, this bed Murphy's?

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Wonderful.
Really opens up the room.

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Yes, thank you, Lou.

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I am loving all
these Murphy elements.

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And you can hear every spring
and gear working, which I appreciate.

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Okay! Am I seeing this right?

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Does the toilet...

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Whoa! Okay.

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The water just comes
right out of the toilet!

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Don't leave me here.
Take me with you.

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Sweetheart, I have to promote my book.

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Besides it's your father's weekend,

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and this is how
it has to work now.

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God, that soup smell
is so strong,

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it's like I'm in a hot chicken fog.

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I have to get out of here.

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Uh, just before you got here,
I heard them kill that chicken,

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so you know
that soup's gonna be fresh.

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Is Dad the best or what?

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Oh my god!

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Dinner!

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I thought you said you were making
Mom's Enchiladas Rancheras.

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That's what this is.

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So the itinerary for the weekend
is jam-packed.

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First off, I've always wanted to know
how water treatment facilities work.

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I assume you're the same,
so I've arranged for us to have a tour

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of a library where we
can read books on the subject.

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After that, soup for lunch
at any of my neighbors,

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then five hours
of dedicated rat-catching time.

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Heads up: there are a lot of rats,
so these will be hard hours.

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- Mo-dawg!
- Die, corporate scum!

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Dang, it's a hologram!

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Lou, track 'em! Watch where they go,
we'll get them later!

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Whoa, Modes, you're doing
a poverty-themed escape room!

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Hope you get out,
that place looks like it sucks!

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It's my let-loose-in-the-city
Pied-à-terre.

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It's got great flow!

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Anyway, I'm h-gramming you to see
why you aren't here at the airport.

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- Wha...
- Come on, brother!

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The GRUMBL Leadership Conference.

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All the executives from dozens
of GRUMBL-owned companies

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are meeting this weekend
at Boca Caliente,

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the world-famous island resort.

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This is the first I'm hearing
of a leadership conference.

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I've sent a lot of emails
to your GRUMBL account.

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It goes to Outlook.

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I don't use Outlook.

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Too cool.

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We can't have a leadership conference
without the great MODOK!

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I have my kids this weekend.

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Bring 'em. Come on, MODOK,
you're the guest of honor.

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Tonight's the welcome reception,
and there's a keynote address

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on leadership.

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I cannot wait to hear
what you're going to say.

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Guest of honor?

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Hmm, maybe that wouldn't be so bad,

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for the kids to see
their dad in his element.

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But things here are going
pretty great too.

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Rat-Ladies, please!

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There's plenty
of Lou to go around!

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Eh? Pretty nice, right?

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Wow.

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Melissa, can I get a "wow"
or a "whoa" or a chef's kiss?

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Wow!

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- I am here.
- So you are!

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- Check me in.
- I'd love to!

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He doesn't know
who you are, Dad.

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You have to tell him your name.

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Nonsense!
He knows who I am!

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I am so sorry.

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I'm the guest of honor, Melissa.

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This man doesn't need me
to tell him I'm MODOK.

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MODOK!

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It goes without saying!

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It goes without spelling!

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MODOK! M-O-D-O-K-Not-C!

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Ah, yes! Mister MODOK, sir.

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Ah, yes, I-I am MODOK.

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You-you've caught me, yes.

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Okay, I have you
in a partial ocean view room.

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As requested,

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I don't want to be bludgeoned all night
with deafening wave sounds.

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Paddle boarding,
couples cliffside massage,

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a Bulgari store!

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I am doing all of this.

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Oh sorry, I only have ones and fives.

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Whoa.

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Holy smokes, how plush
and enticingly short are these robes?

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Do yourself a favor, Melly,

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crane your neck out that window,
look hard right,

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and take in that ocean view.

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Mm, yeah. I don't want to.

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What is your deal?
Do you not want to be here?

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Yeah, I don't.

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I think I was
pretty clear about that.

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I want to be home.
At Mom's house.

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This is better than Mom's house!

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I'll say.

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There's like three types
of moisturizer here.

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I'm going to take
these shower caps now

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so the maid
replenishes them tomorrow.

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And that's an LLT,
Little Lou Trick.

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Time to go to the welcome reception.

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I have had no time to prepare
my speech on leadership,

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except that I've been preparing
for it, oh, about my whole life!

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Dad, I want nothing more
than to support you right now,

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but I need to be here.

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Placing calls on the phone
that hangs above the toilet.

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I'm so sorry.

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Fine! Melissa, let's go.

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I'm staying here.

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Time to test these sheets
on my young, naked body.

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There's food downstairs, right?

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Whoa, there's actually some
pretty big players at this thing.

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That's Goose Brunton!

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He and seven friends
co-founded Pufugugu,

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the app where you take
a picture of your food,

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and a filter puts
buzzing flies around it

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to make your food look like
a steaming pile of crap.

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GRUMBL just bought them
for a hundred billion dollars.

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- What?
- How many billions did AIM go for?

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Oh, waiter!
Uh, more mushroom tartlets?

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I've already eaten, like, 30 of these.

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Yes, I know.

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Dad, who are they?

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The GRUMBL Board of Directors.
Extremely powerful.

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If I'm ever gonna get AIM back,

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It's imperative that I impress them...

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The presentation is about to begin.

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We'll have a small word
from a special celebrity guest

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then the welcome address to kick off
the leadership conference.

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You ready, MODOK?

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Completely.
Melissa, take my plate to our table.

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Ah-ah-ah!
And these short rib sliders.

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Oh, this is going to slay.

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This is amazing!

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To introduce tonight's speaker,

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we have the one and only,
the wickedly talented,

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Mister Tony Stark.

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Die, Scum Man!

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Crap, it's a hologram.

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While I've accepted
GRUMBL's significant appearance fee,

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I do not endorse
your loathsome conglomerate.

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Uh, in fact, I send
my hologram as my proxy

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because I am,
at this very moment, actively working

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to dismantle your whole
disgusting company.

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He's talking about us.
That's so cool.

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And now, for our welcome address,

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someone we all respect so much
and look up to...

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- The Dictionary defines "leader" as...
- Me!

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Wait, what did you say?

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I'm giving the leadership address.

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Oh, did you think you were giving it?

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You-you-you said there's a speech.

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You said "I can't wait to hear
what you're going to say!"

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About my speech.
I love feedback.

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But... I'm the guest of honor.

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I see the confusion.

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You're not here
to teach leadership, MODOK.

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You're here to learn it.

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You're the guest of honor, yes,
which means you're the guest

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we're most honored
to see improved.

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Okay, hugely embarrassing,

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but I think I've maintained
some dignity.

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Mr. MODOK! I asked but unfortunately
hotel management said

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there's no wiggle room
on our policy.

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You cannot go in the hot tub

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if you've had diarrhea
in the past 14 days.

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Why are you doing this now?

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I took it as far up the chain
as I could.

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I asked everyone.
I used your name.

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I said "Mr. MODOK's got diarrhea,"
that's what I said!

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I'm gonna blast a hole
to the Earth's core

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and raise up a volcano!

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Oh, we'll see how hard
everyone's laughing

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with their mouths full of lava!

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Dad, that's just what
they want you to do.

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Of course. These sickos.

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They want to be melted into goo.
They get off on it!

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No, I mean they're trying
to make you throw a fit and act out.

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In front of The Board.

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The Board.
I have to impress them.

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They're my only chance
of getting rid of Austin.

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Actually, I keep thinking about it,

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and I think, like, this whole thing
is a setup from Austin.

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Using an email account
he knew you wouldn't check,

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the misleading phrasing
of his last-minute invitation.

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It's exactly the kind of slick gaslight
I would pull.

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It's like when my friend Roxanne
wore purple, my color, forbidden,

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so I made her think
she was going insane

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by hiring a guy
to dress as Grimace

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and stand
in her bedroom window at night.

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She hates purple now, by the way.

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I see.

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These wicked games,
you know them better than I do.

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You need to help me!

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I already helped you
by telling you not to do a volcano.

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More help! Bigger help!

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To force these people to like me
and crave my approval!

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I'll help you on one condition:

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I don't have to spend weekends
at your place anymore.

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Sure, sure, sure, anything.

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And you have to do whatever I tell you.

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I'm in charge.

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- Oh yeah, boss.
- Okay.

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So if we want to undo
what just happened,

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we're gonna have to start
by playing nice with people.

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You got it, chief. Nice.

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Care to join us
for Horse Golf tomorrow, MODOK?

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Not in one million years, suit.
Now creep away.

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Actually... we'd love to.

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You heard her,
we're looking forward to it immensely.

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Now walk away,
knowing that your kind invitation

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has made you
forever dear to me!

248
00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:16,660
Alright, Dad.

249
00:10:16,661 --> 00:10:19,577
We'll have these execs eating out
of your hand by the end of this,

250
00:10:19,578 --> 00:10:21,828
but you gotta be friendly,
you gotta be fun.

251
00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:25,790
Today, this mental organism
is designed only for kibitzing.

252
00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:28,127
MODOK! You made it.

253
00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:30,087
- Who is this?
- My caddy!

254
00:10:30,088 --> 00:10:32,798
Who I've... never seen before in my life?

255
00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:35,009
- Mm-mm, no.
- Oh, we're not lying about that.

256
00:10:35,010 --> 00:10:37,098
It-it's my daughter.
My caddy is my daughter.

257
00:10:37,099 --> 00:10:40,515
Right. Well, let's pick our horses
and get started.

258
00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:44,808
Look at the paws
on that Clydesdale! Dibs!

259
00:10:47,356 --> 00:10:50,276
Don't worry, boy, my legs
are locked in all around you.

260
00:10:50,277 --> 00:10:51,734
I'm not going anywhere.

261
00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:54,779
Uh, before we tee off,

262
00:10:54,780 --> 00:10:58,030
did you have any opening remarks
for us, MODOK?

263
00:10:59,535 --> 00:11:02,905
Oh relax, big guy.
It's a joke.

264
00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:08,495
Oh, that's a perfect shot.

265
00:11:08,502 --> 00:11:10,662
I don't know how to play
this ridiculous game, Melly.

266
00:11:10,686 --> 00:11:13,506
Don't worry about playing well.
That's not what we're doing today.

267
00:11:13,507 --> 00:11:15,587
Oh.
What are we doing today?

268
00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:17,262
Figuring out their weaknesses,

269
00:11:17,263 --> 00:11:20,761
then using that against them
to make them crave your approval.

270
00:11:20,764 --> 00:11:22,643
Take him:
If you really focus,

271
00:11:22,644 --> 00:11:24,941
he'll tell you
what buttons to push.

272
00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:27,586
Bingo.

273
00:11:27,771 --> 00:11:30,401
He's lost weight,
but he's still self-conscious about it.

274
00:11:30,402 --> 00:11:33,189
So I should call him fat. Genius.

275
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:34,402
No.

276
00:11:34,403 --> 00:11:36,953
Ask the other two how they stay
in such good shape.

277
00:11:36,954 --> 00:11:39,317
That's so mean.

278
00:11:39,324 --> 00:11:42,410
How do you two do it?
You're so trim!

279
00:11:42,411 --> 00:11:44,251
You make guys like us look bad.

280
00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:49,544
She waxes between her eyebrows.

281
00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:53,958
Hey, I have tweezers
in my chair, by the way.

282
00:11:53,964 --> 00:11:55,673
What, why?

283
00:11:55,674 --> 00:11:58,762
When other people make jokes,
he gets anxious that he's not funny.

284
00:11:58,763 --> 00:12:00,680
Oh, you're salt of the Earth, my friend.

285
00:12:00,681 --> 00:12:02,969
It's nice being around someone
who isn't always on.

286
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,846
His name is Brad, call him Ben.

287
00:12:07,853 --> 00:12:09,231
Point out how hard she's trying.

288
00:12:09,232 --> 00:12:11,229
Take a low-angle group photo
of everyone

289
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:12,815
to make them uneasy.

290
00:12:12,816 --> 00:12:15,735
And stop waving that thing
so close to my face!

291
00:12:15,736 --> 00:12:16,696
God.

292
00:12:16,697 --> 00:12:19,655
You've broken them, Dad.
Now they'll flock to you.

293
00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:22,987
Oh, they were playing
horseless golf.

294
00:12:22,993 --> 00:12:26,081
I mean, are we cavemen?
Am I in the Savage Land right now?

295
00:12:26,082 --> 00:12:28,208
We gotta hang at the party tonight!

296
00:12:28,209 --> 00:12:30,247
You have to be there or we'll die!

297
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:31,920
Just relax. I'll be there.

298
00:12:37,883 --> 00:12:41,513
Yeah, I have your two cribs
and the trundle bed you ordered.

299
00:12:41,514 --> 00:12:42,845
Bellisima.

300
00:12:42,846 --> 00:12:45,486
Okay. Now is there anything else
that I can get brought to the room

301
00:12:45,510 --> 00:12:46,679
that I might not know about?

302
00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:49,894
We offer complimentary wheelchairs, I guess.

303
00:12:49,895 --> 00:12:51,805
Oh, Lou wanty.

304
00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:55,363
I'll take as many as you can fit
in Bedworld!

305
00:12:56,026 --> 00:12:57,816
Mom's on TV!

306
00:12:57,819 --> 00:12:59,445
Jodie!

307
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:01,864
Let's talk about your book.

308
00:13:01,865 --> 00:13:02,815
Love it,

309
00:13:02,824 --> 00:13:05,581
but as a single father
with two demon baby hands,

310
00:13:05,582 --> 00:13:07,907
I have to say,
I had a hard time holding it.

311
00:13:07,913 --> 00:13:10,333
Any tips out there
for other people like me?

312
00:13:10,334 --> 00:13:12,920
Well, you'll just have
to buy the audiobook.

313
00:13:14,503 --> 00:13:16,093
Oh my god.

314
00:13:16,094 --> 00:13:19,168
Shut up! It's fine!
It's a demon!

315
00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:23,344
- You look lovely, my caddy.
- Shut up.

316
00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:24,885
Shall we?

317
00:13:26,390 --> 00:13:27,390
Hey, MODOK!

318
00:13:27,683 --> 00:13:30,685
- Hey, look at me, MODOK!
- Ooh, ooh, MODOK!

319
00:13:30,686 --> 00:13:31,646
I did it.

320
00:13:31,647 --> 00:13:33,855
I played the social game,
and now I won.

321
00:13:33,856 --> 00:13:36,476
Surely they'll demand I perform
my speech from yesterday.

322
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:38,783
That'll impress
my soon-to-be BFFs,

323
00:13:38,784 --> 00:13:40,107
The Board!

324
00:13:40,112 --> 00:13:41,937
- What?
- _

325
00:13:41,947 --> 00:13:43,347
This is an outrage.

326
00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:46,365
What are you doing?

327
00:13:46,368 --> 00:13:48,868
You can't just try to blast
all your problems away.

328
00:13:48,871 --> 00:13:50,997
You're playing
the long game now.

329
00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:51,918
I don't want to!

330
00:13:51,919 --> 00:13:53,325
You said you'd listen to me!

331
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,503
We'll get your stupid company back, okay!

332
00:13:55,504 --> 00:13:57,502
Whoa, it's the shrimp toast man!

333
00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:59,064
Hey everybody! What up?

334
00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:01,829
Hey! I love this!

335
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,180
Well, I hate the long game.

336
00:14:04,181 --> 00:14:06,928
I need a fast and splashy plan
to make everyone love me.

337
00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:07,850
Brain time!

338
00:14:07,851 --> 00:14:09,678
GRUMBL doubts my ability to lead.

339
00:14:09,683 --> 00:14:11,812
And I know from a second visit
to the dictionary

340
00:14:11,813 --> 00:14:13,810
that leaders are often found
in times of crisis.

341
00:14:13,812 --> 00:14:15,400
Ergo, if a crisis happened here,

342
00:14:15,401 --> 00:14:17,647
I could rescue everyone
and assert myself

343
00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:19,108
as a leader in record time.

344
00:14:19,109 --> 00:14:21,488
And since I remembered to pack
my portable portal device,

345
00:14:21,489 --> 00:14:24,196
it should be child's play to summon
a nasty alien to the party.

346
00:14:24,198 --> 00:14:26,488
Another successful Brain Time complete.

347
00:14:32,623 --> 00:14:36,003
Lots of dangerous alien worlds,
but which one is right for me?

348
00:14:36,004 --> 00:14:37,960
Too slimy. Too sexy.

349
00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:39,801
Having a big head is my thing.

350
00:14:39,802 --> 00:14:41,756
Ahh, the Brood.

351
00:14:41,757 --> 00:14:43,337
Crazy scary, scary crazy,

352
00:14:43,342 --> 00:14:45,472
and susceptible
to my mind blasts.

353
00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:47,970
This will do nicely.

354
00:14:54,603 --> 00:14:56,193
- Where were you?
- Where was I?

355
00:14:56,194 --> 00:14:59,398
I was... Wait, what's happening?

356
00:15:02,861 --> 00:15:05,321
It's some kind of portal!

357
00:15:05,322 --> 00:15:07,952
Did you do something?
Are you trying an unapproved plan?

358
00:15:07,953 --> 00:15:09,116
Melly, no!

359
00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:12,407
Some maniac's opened a portal
to the Brood world!

360
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:14,832
Austin, mindblast them
with your jewel!

361
00:15:14,833 --> 00:15:17,541
What? You can't?
You don't have one?

362
00:15:17,543 --> 00:15:19,673
Don't worry, I'll save us!

363
00:15:26,343 --> 00:15:29,345
Hey, party people!
You like to get down?

364
00:15:29,346 --> 00:15:31,516
'Cause we sure do!

365
00:15:31,517 --> 00:15:32,975
What the.

366
00:15:33,809 --> 00:15:35,689
That's not the Brood.

367
00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:39,860
I connected to the Brood world,
why did I get... Ciegrimites?

368
00:15:39,861 --> 00:15:43,067
"Snail-like anthropoids.
Master distillers. Hedonists."

369
00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:44,777
What... what are you?

370
00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:46,737
We're the Ciegrimites, baby!

371
00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:48,278
Ooh, ooh, ooh, look at me dance!

372
00:15:48,282 --> 00:15:50,872
Tonight is what it means
to be alive!

373
00:15:50,873 --> 00:15:52,577
Are you... dangerous?

374
00:15:52,578 --> 00:15:53,908
Not at all.

375
00:15:53,912 --> 00:15:56,539
And I can prove it.

376
00:15:56,540 --> 00:15:58,670
The proof is in the pudding, y'all!

377
00:16:00,544 --> 00:16:01,919
Yes!

378
00:16:05,257 --> 00:16:07,047
Yes! Yes! Yes!

379
00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:10,140
We have to party
with these things right now!

380
00:16:10,141 --> 00:16:11,887
Woo-hoo!

381
00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:16,805
These creatures are amazing!

382
00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:20,479
Great news, everyone,
you can have sex with them!

383
00:16:21,361 --> 00:16:23,226
Oh yeah!

384
00:16:24,902 --> 00:16:27,990
What a brilliant stroke
of fun-making leadership.

385
00:16:27,991 --> 00:16:29,447
Austin, did you do this?

386
00:16:29,448 --> 00:16:31,117
It was me!
I brought them here!

387
00:16:31,118 --> 00:16:34,156
I am the one responsible
for this party of the century!

388
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:40,169
Thanks for ignoring my advice
and lying to me about it.

389
00:16:40,170 --> 00:16:41,457
It was time to be bold, Melly!

390
00:16:41,460 --> 00:16:44,760
You'll understand when you're older,
the long game is for suckers!

391
00:16:47,257 --> 00:16:50,177
I have a party to lead.

392
00:16:50,594 --> 00:16:52,641
How we doing?
Having fun I hope?

393
00:16:52,642 --> 00:16:54,557
Hey, MODOK just wants you
to have a good time,

394
00:16:54,558 --> 00:16:55,926
that's my name,
this is my party,

395
00:16:55,933 --> 00:16:57,020
I brought the aliens.

396
00:16:57,021 --> 00:16:58,267
Should I order pizzas?

397
00:16:58,268 --> 00:17:00,436
Hey, DJ! Play One Headlight

398
00:17:00,437 --> 00:17:02,687
'cause Austin's being
a real wallflower!

399
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,479
But don't actually!
It'll kill the party!

400
00:17:04,483 --> 00:17:05,443
Over here!

401
00:17:05,444 --> 00:17:08,152
- Beach ball, yeah!
- I want to slap that thing!

402
00:17:08,153 --> 00:17:09,033
Whee!

403
00:17:09,034 --> 00:17:10,488
- Aww!
- I'll get it!

404
00:17:10,489 --> 00:17:12,369
- The party continues!
- Oh yeah!

405
00:17:15,869 --> 00:17:17,078
The Brood world.

406
00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:19,789
So I did connect
to the right planet.

407
00:17:20,749 --> 00:17:23,039
- Uh, little help.
- Listen closely,

408
00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:25,673
- the Ciegrimites...
- Are great?

409
00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:30,586
They never tire,
they never stop partying.

410
00:17:30,592 --> 00:17:32,592
Oh, the best. So fun.

411
00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:37,014
Until every living thing is dead.

412
00:17:39,434 --> 00:17:40,984
I can't believe she didn't pop it.

413
00:17:43,105 --> 00:17:44,935
These guys killed the Brood?

414
00:17:44,940 --> 00:17:46,730
They just don't seem dangerous.

415
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,573
- I... I gotta catch my breath.
- Limbo! Limbo!

416
00:17:48,597 --> 00:17:51,237
- Lower!
- Well, okay, let's go for it!

417
00:17:52,449 --> 00:17:54,407
- You call that low?
- Come on!

418
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:03,130
Well, looks like I got
this beach ball for nothing.

419
00:18:03,131 --> 00:18:05,585
Also, oh shit!

420
00:18:08,338 --> 00:18:11,088
I want this night
to go on forever!

421
00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:12,800
Oh, my favorite song!

422
00:18:12,801 --> 00:18:14,468
I love this jam!

423
00:18:16,889 --> 00:18:17,809
Uh-oh.

424
00:18:17,810 --> 00:18:20,806
This party went from total blowout
to total diaper blowout!

425
00:18:21,894 --> 00:18:24,103
Hey, why don't you go up
to your room, bud?

426
00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:24,814
Call it a night?

427
00:18:24,815 --> 00:18:26,483
I'm gonna dance forever.

428
00:18:26,484 --> 00:18:27,899
Oh yeah!

429
00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:30,110
P-p-p-p-party foul!

430
00:18:30,903 --> 00:18:33,491
Oh, and of course The Board sees all!

431
00:18:33,492 --> 00:18:37,118
Although maybe they like this party
where everyone's dying?

432
00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:39,702
Dang! Okay, it's blasting time.

433
00:18:40,037 --> 00:18:41,746
Hey, Ciegrimites!

434
00:18:41,747 --> 00:18:44,167
You love the nightlife!
You've got to boogie!

435
00:18:44,168 --> 00:18:46,166
On the disco... of death!

436
00:18:47,503 --> 00:18:50,796
Ohhh! That felt amazing!
I'm tingling!

437
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:52,967
Ciegrimites can't be blasted?

438
00:18:53,634 --> 00:18:55,843
Give me another blast,
I'm so close!

439
00:18:55,844 --> 00:18:57,678
Absolutely not!

440
00:18:57,679 --> 00:18:59,555
This facial is everything.

441
00:18:59,556 --> 00:19:02,636
And that pan flute music... is live.

442
00:19:03,772 --> 00:19:05,228
Hey, girl.

443
00:19:05,229 --> 00:19:06,395
You're my girl.

444
00:19:06,396 --> 00:19:08,314
- Uh, but also randomly...
- MODOK!

445
00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:09,774
The Ciegrimites are partying
everyone to death.

446
00:19:09,775 --> 00:19:11,335
The Board is watching,
it's a bad scene,

447
00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:12,740
and I don't know what to do.
Help?

448
00:19:12,741 --> 00:19:14,316
Oh totally. No problem.

449
00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:17,951
Since you love taking my advice,
listen really closely, okay, Dad?

450
00:19:17,952 --> 00:19:20,950
I'll tell you exactly what to do.

451
00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:25,618
Ahh!
That language!

452
00:19:25,624 --> 00:19:27,254
That's not the sweet Melissa I know.

453
00:19:27,255 --> 00:19:30,461
Ohh!
It's 100 percent pure MELISSA:

454
00:19:30,462 --> 00:19:33,469
Mental Entity Living to Induce
Seriously Sinister Anarchy.

455
00:19:33,470 --> 00:19:35,375
That's not what
your name stands for!

456
00:19:35,384 --> 00:19:37,681
You were named after Melissa Etheridge
and you know it!

457
00:19:37,682 --> 00:19:39,508
She hung up on me!

458
00:19:39,513 --> 00:19:41,430
Oh yeah!

459
00:19:41,431 --> 00:19:42,791
You're not even listening to me.

460
00:19:44,935 --> 00:19:47,895
Well, if Melissa won't help me,
I'll just use my powerful brain

461
00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:50,064
to create a perfect simulacrum

462
00:19:50,065 --> 00:19:51,725
of her entire consciousness.

463
00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:54,240
Oh, MODOK. I mean, oh, Dad!

464
00:19:54,241 --> 00:19:57,486
You're so great, and I'm sorry
I was so unreasonable.

465
00:19:57,489 --> 00:19:58,909
That's all I've ever wanted to hear.

466
00:19:58,910 --> 00:20:01,077
Remember my trick from Horse Golf?

467
00:20:01,078 --> 00:20:03,366
I do! I do remember that trick!

468
00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:04,787
Okay, here we go.

469
00:20:04,788 --> 00:20:07,957
Oh nice,
the background's dropping out.

470
00:20:07,958 --> 00:20:09,958
Things are nice and slow.

471
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:13,008
Mind, what is the meaning
of these increasingly deep butt drops?

472
00:20:13,009 --> 00:20:14,665
Present findings in text form.

473
00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:16,444
- _
- Interesting.

474
00:20:16,454 --> 00:20:17,625
Let's scan another.

475
00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:20,850
Oh, and this time, let's have
the text appear one letter at a time

476
00:20:20,851 --> 00:20:22,251
like it's being typed.

477
00:20:22,347 --> 00:20:24,217
- Love that effect. Easier to read.
- _

478
00:20:24,892 --> 00:20:26,642
They have the same weakness.

479
00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:29,145
They all do.
They need to be the wildest.

480
00:20:29,146 --> 00:20:30,146
They're insecure.

481
00:20:30,147 --> 00:20:33,227
Which makes them... competitive.

482
00:20:33,775 --> 00:20:37,105
That guy right there
is the life of the party.

483
00:20:37,112 --> 00:20:38,654
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah!

484
00:20:38,655 --> 00:20:40,975
This isn't the kind of music
you usually dance to, is it?

485
00:20:40,999 --> 00:20:43,116
- Wha...
- It's cool you have a shell.

486
00:20:43,118 --> 00:20:46,037
It's great to be safe.
You know, to play it safe.

487
00:20:46,038 --> 00:20:47,118
No!

488
00:20:47,122 --> 00:20:49,292
- We're the Ciegrimites, baby!
- Me too!

489
00:20:49,293 --> 00:20:52,671
Oh yeah? Well, none is freakier
than I, Bizrumel!

490
00:20:52,672 --> 00:20:54,249
Look only at my body!

491
00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:57,344
It's working! And I think
Bizrumel must be that one's name.

492
00:20:59,593 --> 00:21:01,393
Drink! Drink! Drink!

493
00:21:03,764 --> 00:21:07,433
And now, the solution that
everyone keeps telling me doesn't work,

494
00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:09,774
the one and only, my mind blast!

495
00:21:14,816 --> 00:21:17,686
Now that's what I call leadership.

496
00:21:20,364 --> 00:21:23,824
Come on, everybody,
big smiles for The Board.

497
00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:26,445
Oh my god!

498
00:21:29,540 --> 00:21:31,830
- Oh, Mister MODOK...
- Ugh, this guy.

499
00:21:31,834 --> 00:21:33,876
I must loudly apologize.

500
00:21:33,877 --> 00:21:36,627
The hotel was unable
to relax our policy

501
00:21:36,630 --> 00:21:39,880
on viewing pornography
in the business center.

502
00:21:39,883 --> 00:21:41,759
Dear God, stop yelling!

503
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:46,010
I'm so sorry you weren't able to visit
the following wonderful sites:

504
00:21:46,014 --> 00:21:47,064
"Desperate Elderly... "

505
00:21:47,065 --> 00:21:48,677
Stop! Get me the bill!

506
00:21:50,894 --> 00:21:53,441
Thanks again, Melly.
Your technique worked great.

507
00:21:53,442 --> 00:21:55,067
Oh, congratulations.

508
00:21:55,068 --> 00:21:57,355
You killed a bunch
of horny alien slugs.

509
00:21:57,359 --> 00:22:00,109
I did do that.
Your tone is confusing to me.

510
00:22:00,112 --> 00:22:01,512
Of course it is.

511
00:22:04,328 --> 00:22:05,912
_

512
00:22:06,998 --> 00:22:09,082
_

513
00:22:09,955 --> 00:22:12,083
- Oh.
- What?

514
00:22:12,084 --> 00:22:13,916
It...

515
00:22:13,917 --> 00:22:15,997
Nothing. Let's go home.

516
00:22:20,007 --> 00:22:23,389
Oh, amazing trip.
Next time, let's go to Paris.

517
00:22:23,390 --> 00:22:26,465
I can really see myself
never leaving the hotel room there.

518
00:22:26,471 --> 00:22:28,061
Okay. See you in two weeks, Dad!

519
00:22:28,807 --> 00:22:30,177
I know we had a deal.

520
00:22:30,184 --> 00:22:32,104
You don't have to come back
to my apartment if you don't want,

521
00:22:32,105 --> 00:22:35,062
but I won't hold you to it
if you'd rather back out and still come.

522
00:22:35,063 --> 00:22:37,863
I know I had a lot
of fun at Horse Golf.

523
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:39,800
Yeah.

524
00:22:40,194 --> 00:22:42,914
A deal's a deal though.
I don't have to come, right?

525
00:22:43,822 --> 00:22:46,162
Yeah. A deal's a deal.

526
00:22:52,456 --> 00:22:54,246
So I guess...

527
00:22:54,249 --> 00:22:55,729
it's the long game then.

528
00:23:05,219 --> 00:23:07,889
We obtained another
of MODOK's devices.

529
00:23:07,890 --> 00:23:10,888
A planetary portal.
He suspects nothing.

530
00:23:10,891 --> 00:23:13,226
Excellent.

531
00:23:13,227 --> 00:23:18,770
The end of his usefulness
draws near.

532
00:23:20,108 --> 00:23:22,885
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