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Gideon, what is it?

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I didn't sound the alarm.

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It was Mr. Rory, I believe.

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Hey.

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Sorry.

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Oh, you're not used to
my nighttime makeup.

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I mean, no makeup.

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Sorry to ruin the illusion.

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No, you, um...

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you look just like her.

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Oh. You mean the other Zari.

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Yeah.

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I could change my hair if it would help.

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Help what?

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Whatever's happening down there.

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- It's not my fault.
- Mm.

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- I was sleeping.
- Yeah.

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It's natural.

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Whatever you say, Steel.

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Move your butts, people.
Need you on the bridge.

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All right, all right. Just
gotta finish my last set.

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Is he doing all right, Gideon?

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Mr. Tarazi asked me to formulate

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an ingestible gelatinous
cannaboid compound

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to help him sleep.

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You make marijuana candy?

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Sometimes I wonder if they're ever

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gonna let me back into Texas.

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Rory, what time is it?

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Technically, time doesn't
exist in the Temporal Zone.

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Yes, thank you, Gideon.
I just mean it's early.

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I got a hit on the alien
that kidnapped Sara.

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What? Why the hell didn't you wake me?

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Well, remember that sketch I drew?

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The, uh, squid face?

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Oh, yeah, I thought
it was chicken wings.

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Well, Gideon helped me find this photo

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buried amongst some old KGB files.

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Report about a crashed space alien.

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It was redacted until Putin
was ousted from power in 2044.

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"Redacted"? "Ousted"?

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Where are these words coming from, Rory?

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I know words.

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Look, uh, thanks for cleaning me up.

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Oh, thank you.

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Oh, you even smell nice.

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Gang, great news.

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Rory got a lead on the
alien that took Sara.

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Hmm. Shocking, honestly.

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Hmm.

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The pod we're looking for was picked up

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by military forces at 0600 hours.

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It's en route as we speak.

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The plan, rendezvous with it here.

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Any questions?

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En route. Rendezvous.

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Est-ce que tu parles français, Rory?

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What?

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Hey, this is great, Mick,

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but shouldn't Gideon do the coordinates?

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Already set, numb nuts.

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Wait, shouldn't we stop by John's,

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pick up him and Astra?

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Let's move.

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It's a two-click hike
through thick jungle.

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Right, I love the intensity, Rory,

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but just a little heads-up
would be nice.

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Okay, hold up, I thought
this was a time machine.

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Why not bring us back an hour earlier?

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That way, y'all can
change out of your pj's.

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Oh, girl, we don't ask those questions.

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- Synced and corrected by Firefly -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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Damn it. We forgot Behrad.

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Spooner, what did I tell you
about the Legends' buddy system?

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That hippie burnout wouldn't
want no part of this action.

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Okay, Rory, what's the plan?

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Cover me.

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With what? I'm wearing slippers.

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Commie son of a bitch tried to shoot me!

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Think it was a bad idea
letting Rory run point?

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Eh, we've had messier missions.

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Let's go.

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I'm in! Let's go!

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Why is everyone shooting?

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Oh, they started it!

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Time to check on the loot.

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We're not bank robbers, Rory.

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Well, you wouldn't guess
it by our use of guns.

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Yeah, well, right to bear arms,

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that is my Second Amendment privilege.

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The right to tell you guns suck,

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that's my First.

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Okay, we're not gonna shoot the alien.

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we're gonna talk to it.

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Oh, what if it doesn't wanna talk?

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Then we roast it.

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Okay, just open the crate, Rory.

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Huh.

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This alien pod's different
than the last one.

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That's because it's not an alien pod.

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It's a warhead from a Soviet

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SS-4 medium-range ballistic missile.

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Uh, Rory, where are we?

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Uh, some island in the Caribbean.

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Wouldn't happen to be
Cuba, would it, Mick?

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Please tell me you
didn't take us to 1962.

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Why? What happened?

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- Oh.
- Oh.

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Rory, you just dropped us in the middle

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of the Cuban Missile Crisis.

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And helped us steal a nuke.

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- So?
- So?!

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This is the moment in history
when Americans and Soviets

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came to the brink of nuclear war.

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If we so much as sneeze...

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okay, nobody move.

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It could be Armageddon.

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Okay, but we can still find

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the alien that'll help us find Sara.

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You remembered to cloak the ship

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before we left, right?

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Yes.

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I see.

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Let him in.

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Mr. President.

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If this is about the, uh, missiles

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down in Cuba, I've already been briefed.

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I'm afraid that the nukes
are the least of our problems.

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These photographs were taken

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on the latest U-2 pass over Cuba.

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What the hell is that?

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Mr. President, it would appear

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that the Soviets have a new bomber.

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Gideon, what's the latest in D.C.?

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JFK just called for an emergency meeting

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of his top advisors.

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Damn it, that's what I get
for letting Rory run point

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in the middle of the Cold War.

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- It's all good.
- Is it?

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JFK delivered a masterclass in diplomacy

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during the Cuban Missile Crisis.

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How do I know this?

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Because I wrote my
doctoral thesis on it.

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You wanna go to Washington.

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With your permission, Captain,

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I would love to throw the ball...

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No. No. Lose the accent.

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- Way to wear that suit, though.
- Thank you.

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Aw. Thanks, girl.

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What happened to your totem?

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Oh, old one clashed.

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I take it you wanna go
to Washington too.

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Yes, I spent a lot of time on this.

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Ah, morning, team. What'd I miss?

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Nate and Zari are gonna make sure

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that JFK doesn't start World War III.

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The rest of us are chasing down

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a displaced space alien in Cuba.

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- No big deal.
- Cool. I'll just be...

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Ah, you will just be with me. Let's go.

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Come on.

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We're gonna go see the Kennedys!

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Good news, Captain. We found the pod.

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It's currently on its way
to Fidel Castro's

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not-so-secret bunker.

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Wow, you found the alien
using your powers?

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Nah. CB radio.

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De nada, Capitan.

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Mm-hmm. Right.

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Easiest way in is here.
I'm guessing four guards.

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- We just blow the place to smi...
- Okay, I'll take it from here.

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They're not gonna let you just
walk through the front door.

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That's exactly what they're gonna do.

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Let's go. Behrad, come with me.

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Why do you keep grabbing
me? Look, Captain.

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Authoritarian leaders, secret bunkers,

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nuclear missiles, I'm just not

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feeling the energy of this mission.

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Too bad, because I need
your energy, okay?

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Can't afford any hotheads
starting a nuclear war.

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Hey, I'm just trying to help you

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find your girlfriend.

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You know what you can help
me do is get the missile

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back to the people
that we stole it from.

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Wait, the Russians?

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That defeats the purpose of stealing.

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Our job is to protect history.

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Remember that next time.

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Oye, oye. Where do you
think you're going?

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Sorry, brother, we just
got turned around.

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Is there another entrance
we can maybe try?

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- Who is your companion?
- Oh, uh, she's...

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I am Dr. Yevgania Shostenko.

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At ease, comrade.

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Who are you here to see?

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Um, that's classified?

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It's cool. We can come back later.

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Oh, no, please. We enter now. It's...

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What kind of doctor are you?

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Em...

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The kind who specializes in
extraterrestrial creatures.

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Why didn't you say so?

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Follow me.

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We're supposed to give the
nuke to the Russkies, right?

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Well, those ain't Russkies.

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Uh, permission to shoot our way

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out of a sticky situation, Captain.

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No, absolutely not.

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The last thing we need is
an international incident.

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- Do you copy?
- Uh-huh.

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Was that a "yes" grunt or a "no"?

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That's what I thought.

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Just let me do the talking, okay?

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Sorry, we, uh, found
this rig in the jungle.

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We're just trying to get it
back to our Soviet comrades.

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It is a stolen missile!

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Yeah, we'd hate for a nuke
to fall into the wrong hands.

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Which is why I must take it
to El Comandante immediately.

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- El who?
- Fidel freakin' Castro.

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Sir, wouldn't the Soviets prefer
that we return it to them?

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You don't understand.

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The North Americans have
started a mutant invasion.

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You will follow us.

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Did you not hear my order?

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Lead the way, comrade.

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How does this help history, again?

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Captain's orders.

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Well, I liked it better
when you were in charge.

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I can't believe we're here.

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Okay, let's focus. What's the plan?

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Uh, I'm gonna try to get
into JFK's inner circle

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by pretending to be an
international relations expert.

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This way, I can keep his
finger off the red button.

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Okay, what about me?

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Um...

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you could pretend to be my...

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Secretary.

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Bingo.

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Yes?

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The boys could use a fresh pot.

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Oh, right away, sir.

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Who's the egghead?

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Do I know you?

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Uh, I... I doubt it.

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Dr. Nate Heywood.

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Harvard? Class of 1940?

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Yes. Go, Crimson.

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Well, you can always use

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another Harvard man in the huddle.

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Isn't that right there, Bobby?

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Class of '46. Nice to meet you.

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Bobby. Uh, Nate Heywood.

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Let me introduce you to the brain trust.

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We have Secretary of Defense,
Robert McNamara, class of '39.

267
00:11:40,082 --> 00:11:42,046
- Nice to meet you.
- Secretary of Treasury.

268
00:11:42,051 --> 00:11:44,982
- Douglas Dillon, class of '31.
- Pleasure.

269
00:11:44,987 --> 00:11:46,684
Now that the reunion's over,

270
00:11:46,689 --> 00:11:48,686
perhaps we can get back to business.

271
00:11:50,759 --> 00:11:52,857
General Kilgore here wants me

272
00:11:52,862 --> 00:11:55,626
to upgrade our nuclear
readiness to DEFCON 3.

273
00:11:55,631 --> 00:11:57,228
This photograph shows that the Soviets

274
00:11:57,233 --> 00:11:59,363
have some sort of space age bomber

275
00:11:59,368 --> 00:12:02,399
parked off the coast of Florida.

276
00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:05,703
Damn it, Mick.

277
00:12:05,708 --> 00:12:07,605
What do you think, Mr. Heywood?

278
00:12:07,610 --> 00:12:10,274
Me? I, uh... I mean, a spaceship.

279
00:12:10,279 --> 00:12:13,144
It's probably made of
plastic and plywood.

280
00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:15,779
What did you say your area
of expertise was, again?

281
00:12:24,325 --> 00:12:25,456
You know, Mr. President...

282
00:12:25,461 --> 00:12:28,159
Call me Jack.

283
00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:31,862
Wow. Jack.

284
00:12:31,867 --> 00:12:35,733
This reminds me of the
1942 Princeton game.

285
00:12:35,738 --> 00:12:37,101
Refresh my memory, son,

286
00:12:37,106 --> 00:12:38,969
I was too busy fighting a World War.

287
00:12:38,974 --> 00:12:41,438
Thank you for your service.

288
00:12:41,443 --> 00:12:43,340
It was a 0-0 tie.

289
00:12:43,345 --> 00:12:45,042
A defensive stalemate.

290
00:12:45,047 --> 00:12:46,677
Neither team put the ball in the air,

291
00:12:46,682 --> 00:12:48,680
and neither got close enough
to kick a field goal.

292
00:12:48,684 --> 00:12:50,748
What a terrible game. Both sides lost.

293
00:12:50,753 --> 00:12:52,816
But... when we're talking

294
00:12:52,821 --> 00:12:55,119
about lobbing nukes at one another,

295
00:12:55,124 --> 00:12:58,455
that is the only way both sides win.

296
00:13:02,064 --> 00:13:04,995
He's over there. In here.
Okay. That's good.

297
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:07,231
Ah, just in time, comarada doctora.

298
00:13:07,236 --> 00:13:08,999
The anesthesia is working,

299
00:13:09,004 --> 00:13:10,935
and we are ready to
begin the vivisection.

300
00:13:10,940 --> 00:13:12,503
Uh, the what?

301
00:13:12,508 --> 00:13:14,939
The vivisection.

302
00:13:14,944 --> 00:13:17,374
Oh, oh, yes.

303
00:13:17,379 --> 00:13:20,077
But first, can I have shot of vodka?

304
00:13:20,082 --> 00:13:22,313
As they say in my country,
it steadies the hands.

305
00:13:22,318 --> 00:13:23,881
No! There is no time.

306
00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:25,382
The comandante wants to know

307
00:13:25,387 --> 00:13:27,818
how we can best kill
these mutant invaders.

308
00:13:27,823 --> 00:13:29,887
Oh... okay.

309
00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:34,397
Then, uh, let the vivisection begin.

310
00:13:35,998 --> 00:13:38,696
- Hey, uh, team powwow.
- Mm-hmm.

311
00:13:38,701 --> 00:13:40,698
You're gonna, uh, kill the only alien

312
00:13:40,703 --> 00:13:42,364
- who can lead us to Sara?
- No! Of course not!

313
00:13:42,368 --> 00:13:44,369
I'm just stalling so I can
come up with another plan.

314
00:13:44,373 --> 00:13:46,604
Okay.

315
00:13:46,609 --> 00:13:48,038
Okay!

316
00:13:48,043 --> 00:13:49,808
I probably should have
mentioned this before,

317
00:13:49,812 --> 00:13:52,309
but I do not like blood.

318
00:13:52,314 --> 00:13:54,111
Relax, everyone!

319
00:13:54,116 --> 00:13:56,080
I am just going to make a...

320
00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:59,890
a tiny, little incision, yes?

321
00:14:04,026 --> 00:14:05,956
We are good.

322
00:14:05,961 --> 00:14:09,159
It's just a little, tiny bit of blood.

323
00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:15,599
Uh, okay, it's okay. Everybody, relax.

324
00:14:15,604 --> 00:14:18,702
It's, uh, perfectly normal.

325
00:14:36,859 --> 00:14:39,823
This area is restricted. Come back here!

326
00:14:39,828 --> 00:14:41,725
Let me see...

327
00:14:41,730 --> 00:14:44,595
I didn't realize it was you, sir.

328
00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:45,663
No worries.

329
00:14:45,668 --> 00:14:46,964
Let me show you to the bunker.

330
00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:48,766
Fidel will be so glad you're here.

331
00:14:55,678 --> 00:14:57,775
Comandante, look who's here!

332
00:14:57,780 --> 00:14:59,843
It's your old friend Che!

333
00:14:59,848 --> 00:15:02,579
Wait, you think I'm Che Guevara?

334
00:15:02,584 --> 00:15:03,914
I never said I was Che.

335
00:15:03,919 --> 00:15:06,283
Then who are you?

336
00:15:06,288 --> 00:15:07,785
I am...

337
00:15:07,790 --> 00:15:11,322
Che's cousin, Jay?

338
00:15:27,976 --> 00:15:30,040
Jay Guevara.

339
00:15:30,045 --> 00:15:33,544
Just as your cousin and
I fought Batista's men,

340
00:15:33,549 --> 00:15:37,614
you and I will fight
the CIA's mutant army.

341
00:15:37,619 --> 00:15:39,450
Wait, you mean the alien?

342
00:15:39,455 --> 00:15:40,618
Oh, sent to kill me, no doubt.

343
00:15:40,622 --> 00:15:42,186
It's like the Bay of Pigs

344
00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:43,887
all over again, except this time,

345
00:15:43,892 --> 00:15:46,194
we've been invaded by squids from space.

346
00:15:49,865 --> 00:15:53,334
Sir, I have an Ambassador
Popov on the phone.

347
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:01,505
Ambassador, what a pleasant...

348
00:16:01,510 --> 00:16:03,040
Attack?

349
00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:04,241
What attack?

350
00:16:06,415 --> 00:16:09,113
You lost a nuclear missile?

351
00:16:09,118 --> 00:16:11,215
What do you mean, "stolen"?

352
00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:13,317
It sounds like you've
been drinking, so, uh,

353
00:16:13,322 --> 00:16:15,923
call me when you've sobered up.

354
00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:19,456
What did he say?

355
00:16:19,461 --> 00:16:20,991
You'll never believe it.

356
00:16:20,996 --> 00:16:22,860
The Russian ambassador just accused us

357
00:16:22,865 --> 00:16:24,215
of attacking Cuba with a...

358
00:16:24,220 --> 00:16:25,850
Steel man.

359
00:16:33,809 --> 00:16:34,905
Is that...

360
00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:36,978
At least it's a good photo.

361
00:16:39,005 --> 00:16:40,268
Steel man?

362
00:16:40,273 --> 00:16:42,469
This is even faker than the space ship.

363
00:16:42,474 --> 00:16:44,705
This is clearly a super yoked guy

364
00:16:44,710 --> 00:16:45,940
in silver body paint.

365
00:16:45,945 --> 00:16:47,274
Actually, I have reason

366
00:16:47,279 --> 00:16:48,676
to believe that it's real.

367
00:16:48,681 --> 00:16:51,845
DARPA initiated a program
to develop a serum

368
00:16:51,850 --> 00:16:54,381
that could turn a soldier's
flesh into metal.

369
00:16:54,386 --> 00:16:55,650
It would appear that one of their

370
00:16:55,654 --> 00:16:57,384
test subjects has gone rogue.

371
00:16:57,389 --> 00:16:59,620
Why didn't anyone tell me
about such a program?

372
00:16:59,625 --> 00:17:01,685
Eisenhower didn't think
that you Harvard boys

373
00:17:01,690 --> 00:17:03,390
had the stones to deploy such a weapon,

374
00:17:03,395 --> 00:17:04,458
but the good news is,

375
00:17:04,463 --> 00:17:06,927
the weapon has been deployed for you.

376
00:17:06,932 --> 00:17:09,096
But sir, if the Russkies think

377
00:17:09,101 --> 00:17:11,465
that we sent a steel soldier
to sabotage their missiles,

378
00:17:11,470 --> 00:17:13,334
they might do something
stupid and launch them.

379
00:17:15,341 --> 00:17:16,970
So what do you suggest I do?

380
00:17:16,975 --> 00:17:19,339
We launch a preemptive
strike against Cuba.

381
00:17:19,344 --> 00:17:22,142
We take their little island
out of the equation.

382
00:17:22,147 --> 00:17:24,375
Mr. President, this reminds me

383
00:17:24,380 --> 00:17:26,480
of the '39 Yale game. We...

384
00:17:26,485 --> 00:17:29,083
You are the quarterback here, Jack.

385
00:17:29,088 --> 00:17:30,818
You're the one calling the shots.

386
00:17:40,165 --> 00:17:42,400
Take us to DEFCON 3, General.

387
00:17:46,405 --> 00:17:48,269
Yay, one less DEFCON.

388
00:17:48,274 --> 00:17:49,970
That means we're one step closer

389
00:17:49,975 --> 00:17:51,605
to nuclear war.

390
00:17:51,610 --> 00:17:53,907
Well, that makes no sense.

391
00:17:58,350 --> 00:17:59,747
Can I tell you a secret?

392
00:17:59,752 --> 00:18:00,852
Sí, sí.

393
00:18:02,788 --> 00:18:05,219
I'm not really Russian.

394
00:18:05,224 --> 00:18:09,223
- Are you North American spy?
- Worse!

395
00:18:09,228 --> 00:18:10,924
I'm a clone from the future.

396
00:18:10,929 --> 00:18:13,264
I snuck onto the base
to steal the alien!

397
00:18:14,667 --> 00:18:17,502
I don't even know why I'm
still talking like this!

398
00:18:19,605 --> 00:18:21,435
Get comfy.

399
00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:23,704
I'll be right back.

400
00:18:23,709 --> 00:18:26,974
Do you know the CIA had a secret plot

401
00:18:26,979 --> 00:18:30,944
to try to put a bomb in
one of my cigars once?

402
00:18:30,949 --> 00:18:33,547
Not cool.

403
00:18:33,552 --> 00:18:37,257
But now I have a secret
weapon of my own:

404
00:18:37,923 --> 00:18:42,050
a nuclear missile.

405
00:18:42,055 --> 00:18:46,860
I'm so done being a pawn
in this game of chess

406
00:18:46,865 --> 00:18:49,163
between the Americans and the Soviets.

407
00:18:49,168 --> 00:18:51,398
If Cuba is attacked by squids,

408
00:18:51,403 --> 00:18:55,102
I will wipe Washington
off the face off the Earth.

409
00:18:55,107 --> 00:18:59,006
Ooh, candy. Mmm.

410
00:19:03,515 --> 00:19:05,312
I've never seen this brand before.

411
00:19:05,317 --> 00:19:06,747
They're not for everyone.

412
00:19:14,226 --> 00:19:15,723
Mmm.

413
00:19:15,728 --> 00:19:18,459
Strap in, dude.

414
00:19:45,090 --> 00:19:46,484
Fidel will decorate you two

415
00:19:46,489 --> 00:19:48,489
as heroes of the republic for this.

416
00:19:48,494 --> 00:19:50,391
Great, great, I'll be sure

417
00:19:50,396 --> 00:19:52,526
to put that one in my trophy case.

418
00:19:55,267 --> 00:19:57,398
Headache, huh? That time of the month?

419
00:19:57,403 --> 00:19:59,066
Very funny.

420
00:19:59,071 --> 00:20:00,734
No, I'm being serious.

421
00:20:00,739 --> 00:20:03,537
My daughter, she has the same...

422
00:20:03,542 --> 00:20:05,906
Oh, that's very sweet of you then.

423
00:20:05,911 --> 00:20:09,076
But it's not my period. It's the alien.

424
00:20:11,583 --> 00:20:13,680
I think my powers are getting stronger.

425
00:20:13,685 --> 00:20:14,885
It's not just feelings.

426
00:20:14,890 --> 00:20:16,583
It's almost like I can hear it talking.

427
00:20:16,588 --> 00:20:18,152
What's it saying?

428
00:20:19,725 --> 00:20:22,260
Don't wake up. Please, not now.

429
00:20:23,395 --> 00:20:25,795
Oh, that it is pissed.

430
00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:27,063
We gotta find Ava.

431
00:20:39,745 --> 00:20:42,309
I don't wanna hurt you, all right?

432
00:20:42,314 --> 00:20:44,545
I just need to know where
you took my girlfriend.

433
00:20:58,230 --> 00:20:59,897
Let's get outta here.

434
00:21:04,837 --> 00:21:07,568
If I can force the Soviets out of Cuba,

435
00:21:07,573 --> 00:21:11,271
then all the missiles will be mine.

436
00:21:11,276 --> 00:21:14,408
Would you mind if I played
you a song, Comandante?

437
00:21:14,413 --> 00:21:16,810
I would have you killed

438
00:21:16,815 --> 00:21:20,885
if you didn't play me
a song, Jay Guevara.

439
00:21:49,748 --> 00:21:52,846
? Well, I've been smiling lately ?

440
00:21:52,851 --> 00:21:55,916
? Dreamin' about the world as one ?

441
00:21:55,921 --> 00:21:59,353
? And I believe it could be ?

442
00:21:59,358 --> 00:22:01,955
? Someday, it's going to come ?

443
00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:05,392
? Oh, peace train sounding louder ?

444
00:22:05,397 --> 00:22:08,495
? Glide on the peace train ?

445
00:22:08,500 --> 00:22:11,598
? Ooh, ah, ee, ah, ooh, ah ?

446
00:22:11,603 --> 00:22:14,234
? Come on the peace train ?

447
00:22:14,239 --> 00:22:17,571
- ? Oh, peace train holy roller ?
- _

448
00:22:17,576 --> 00:22:20,641
? Everyone jump upon the peace train ?

449
00:22:20,646 --> 00:22:23,810
? Ooh, ah, ee, ah, ooh, ah ?

450
00:22:23,815 --> 00:22:28,020
? Come on the peace train ?

451
00:22:31,356 --> 00:22:34,688
? Ooh, ah, ee, ah, ooh, ah ?

452
00:22:34,693 --> 00:22:38,898
? Come on the peace train ?

453
00:22:42,901 --> 00:22:47,106
? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ?

454
00:22:49,908 --> 00:22:53,473
Oh, I must call Kennedy.

455
00:22:53,478 --> 00:22:54,478
At once.

456
00:22:54,483 --> 00:22:55,843
He and I are brothers,

457
00:22:55,848 --> 00:22:58,779
just like... just like
you and I are brothers.

458
00:22:58,784 --> 00:23:01,582
- Yes!
- We are all humans

459
00:23:01,587 --> 00:23:04,585
placed on this one, fragile planet.

460
00:23:04,590 --> 00:23:07,955
And the only way forward is...

461
00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:09,890
love!

462
00:23:20,768 --> 00:23:21,768
How about another tune?

463
00:23:21,773 --> 00:23:23,337
I told you that thing

464
00:23:23,342 --> 00:23:24,538
was sent to kill me!

465
00:23:24,543 --> 00:23:27,140
If it's war the Americans want,

466
00:23:27,145 --> 00:23:29,447
it's war they shall have!

467
00:23:31,249 --> 00:23:35,015
Prepare the missile
for launch immediately!

468
00:23:40,476 --> 00:23:42,841
Oh, damn it.

469
00:23:42,846 --> 00:23:45,510
We forgot Behrad. Again.

470
00:23:45,515 --> 00:23:47,912
Sí!

471
00:23:47,917 --> 00:23:49,646
Guys, thought you might like

472
00:23:49,650 --> 00:23:51,347
a little update on El Comandante.

473
00:23:51,352 --> 00:23:53,949
Wait, you're with Fidel Castro?

474
00:23:53,954 --> 00:23:55,951
Yeah, we're super tight,
but the problem is,

475
00:23:55,956 --> 00:23:57,554
he thinks the alien
was sent to kill him.

476
00:23:57,558 --> 00:24:00,056
- Why would he think that?
- Because it tried to kill him.

477
00:24:00,061 --> 00:24:01,457
Report back to me

478
00:24:01,462 --> 00:24:03,592
as soon as the missile has been fueled.

479
00:24:03,597 --> 00:24:05,061
Oh, and also, he's preparing

480
00:24:05,066 --> 00:24:07,730
to launch a nuclear missile at D.C.

481
00:24:07,735 --> 00:24:09,431
Why does Castro have a nuke?

482
00:24:09,436 --> 00:24:11,967
'Cause we gave it to him.

483
00:24:11,972 --> 00:24:13,235
You said "no shooting".

484
00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:15,438
I said... oh, my God.

485
00:24:15,443 --> 00:24:17,106
Oh, my God, this is not happening.

486
00:24:17,111 --> 00:24:19,675
Oh, God. Okay, okay, okay.

487
00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:20,977
Let's just hope that cooler heads

488
00:24:20,981 --> 00:24:22,882
are prevailing in D.C., right?

489
00:24:22,887 --> 00:24:24,887
_

490
00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:28,851
One of our boys flying over Cuba

491
00:24:28,856 --> 00:24:30,920
reports a missile being fueled.

492
00:24:30,925 --> 00:24:32,455
Has Khrushchev lost his mind?

493
00:24:32,460 --> 00:24:34,256
It would appear that
the missile is no longer

494
00:24:34,261 --> 00:24:35,958
in the Soviets' possession, sir.

495
00:24:35,963 --> 00:24:38,461
Castro's got it.

496
00:24:38,466 --> 00:24:41,363
History is not supposed
to go down like this.

497
00:24:43,938 --> 00:24:45,401
Say there, Jackie,

498
00:24:45,406 --> 00:24:47,503
how would you and the
kids feel about, uh,

499
00:24:47,508 --> 00:24:49,605
getting out of town for a couple days?

500
00:24:49,610 --> 00:24:53,042
Uh, I think Jack's starting to crack.

501
00:24:53,047 --> 00:24:54,577
Does anyone know if Hyannis Port

502
00:24:54,582 --> 00:24:55,812
is within the blast radius?

503
00:24:55,817 --> 00:24:58,014
There is no time for
this, Mr. President!

504
00:24:58,019 --> 00:25:01,017
If those Russkies catch us
blinking now, we're through!

505
00:25:01,022 --> 00:25:03,319
What if this is just
a big misunderstanding?

506
00:25:03,324 --> 00:25:06,088
What if those Russkies
want us to hit Cuba

507
00:25:06,093 --> 00:25:07,790
so they can hit us?

508
00:25:07,795 --> 00:25:09,863
Those clever Commie bastards!

509
00:25:11,432 --> 00:25:15,297
Our only defense is to attack the USSR!

510
00:25:15,302 --> 00:25:17,500
Jack, that is insane.

511
00:25:20,741 --> 00:25:22,442
Take us to DEFCON 2.

512
00:25:24,512 --> 00:25:25,845
Yes, sir.

513
00:25:30,851 --> 00:25:33,286
Sir, maybe I can help.

514
00:25:35,913 --> 00:25:38,711
My secretary can type
120 words a minute.

515
00:25:38,716 --> 00:25:42,091
This way, we could get the
bombers in the air faster.

516
00:25:42,096 --> 00:25:44,261
And here I thought you were
just another pretty face.

517
00:25:44,265 --> 00:25:45,528
Oh, gosh.

518
00:25:45,533 --> 00:25:46,962
There you go.

519
00:25:49,703 --> 00:25:51,367
This is a direct order

520
00:25:51,372 --> 00:25:53,449
from the President of the United States

521
00:25:53,454 --> 00:25:55,704
to the entire Strategic Air Command.

522
00:25:55,709 --> 00:25:58,907
I've never seen someone type
with just their thumbs before.

523
00:25:58,912 --> 00:26:01,977
I want every B-52 we
have headed towards

524
00:26:01,982 --> 00:26:04,246
their primary targets
in the Soviet Union.

525
00:26:04,251 --> 00:26:07,816
Should we lose contact due
to a first strike from Cuba,

526
00:26:07,821 --> 00:26:12,021
it should be considered a
direct attack from the USSR.

527
00:26:12,026 --> 00:26:14,356
Full retaliatory measures
must then be taken

528
00:26:14,361 --> 00:26:16,162
without any further orders.

529
00:26:18,799 --> 00:26:20,596
Because we'll all be dead.

530
00:26:25,172 --> 00:26:27,102
Did you get all that, sweetie?

531
00:26:27,107 --> 00:26:30,443
Oh, every last word, sir.

532
00:26:32,279 --> 00:26:35,310
Guys, why is Fidel
starting World War III?

533
00:26:35,315 --> 00:26:38,113
Because he thinks you guys
are invading Cuba with aliens.

534
00:26:38,118 --> 00:26:40,649
Look, Behrad's trying to cool him down.

535
00:26:40,654 --> 00:26:42,585
Comandante.

536
00:26:42,590 --> 00:26:44,320
You have a phone call.

537
00:26:44,325 --> 00:26:46,155
It's Che Guevara.

538
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:48,757
Hello, old friend.

539
00:26:48,762 --> 00:26:50,459
Yes, I know.

540
00:26:50,464 --> 00:26:53,629
The news is very scary at the moment.

541
00:26:55,436 --> 00:26:58,534
Yes, I wish you were here too.

542
00:26:58,539 --> 00:27:02,171
But I have a comrade-in-arms
right next to me

543
00:27:02,176 --> 00:27:05,708
who's the next best thing.

544
00:27:13,487 --> 00:27:17,692
Tell the CIA to call back
their squid soldiers,

545
00:27:17,697 --> 00:27:20,395
or else I'll launch the nuke!

546
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:21,924
Oh, my God.

547
00:27:25,199 --> 00:27:27,129
Okay, sounds like you're up, Rory.

548
00:27:27,134 --> 00:27:28,697
Thought I was in the doghouse.

549
00:27:28,702 --> 00:27:30,667
That's when we were trying
to finesse the situation.

550
00:27:30,671 --> 00:27:32,468
Plans change.

551
00:27:32,473 --> 00:27:33,836
You want us to kill the alien?

552
00:27:33,841 --> 00:27:35,470
We don't have a choice, okay?

553
00:27:35,474 --> 00:27:36,839
Spooner, I need you
to help him track it.

554
00:27:36,843 --> 00:27:38,108
We need to deescalate the situation

555
00:27:38,112 --> 00:27:40,009
and get history back on track.

556
00:27:40,014 --> 00:27:42,243
Screw history! You kill the alien,

557
00:27:42,248 --> 00:27:43,559
you kill any chance of finding Sara.

558
00:27:43,563 --> 00:27:45,013
And if we don't kill it, then Castro

559
00:27:45,018 --> 00:27:46,048
starts a nuclear war,

560
00:27:46,053 --> 00:27:47,679
and Sara doesn't have a
home to return to, okay?

561
00:27:47,683 --> 00:27:50,352
I do not have time to game
this out with you, Rory.

562
00:27:50,357 --> 00:27:51,788
We will find another way to find Sara.

563
00:27:51,792 --> 00:27:54,323
Right. Lot of big brains on this ship.

564
00:27:54,328 --> 00:27:56,458
I'll just stick with what I know.

565
00:27:56,463 --> 00:27:57,993
You should never have cleaned me up.

566
00:27:57,998 --> 00:27:59,429
I'm better off doing what I do best:

567
00:27:59,433 --> 00:28:01,063
being a goon, killing people.

568
00:28:01,068 --> 00:28:02,368
Yes.

569
00:28:03,937 --> 00:28:05,371
That's exactly what I need.

570
00:28:09,643 --> 00:28:10,773
Right.

571
00:28:10,778 --> 00:28:12,908
Least I know what I'm here for.

572
00:28:19,530 --> 00:28:21,325
Alien's gone.

573
00:28:21,330 --> 00:28:23,593
No, it's still here, I can sense it.

574
00:28:23,598 --> 00:28:24,995
Base is wide open.

575
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,197
Why would the stupid
thing still be here?

576
00:28:27,202 --> 00:28:30,734
It's not stupid, it's
looking for something.

577
00:28:30,739 --> 00:28:32,037
You know, it wasn't right for Ava

578
00:28:32,041 --> 00:28:34,070
to try to pin this all on you.

579
00:28:34,075 --> 00:28:35,405
I don't give a rat's ass.

580
00:28:35,410 --> 00:28:36,873
You were just trying to find Sara.

581
00:28:36,878 --> 00:28:38,876
No, I was pretending
to be somebody I'm not.

582
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:41,111
So you're just gonna go back
to being a dumb drunk?

583
00:28:41,116 --> 00:28:43,346
- That it?
- Yes.

584
00:28:49,791 --> 00:28:50,888
Is that...

585
00:28:55,230 --> 00:28:57,894
What's it want with the nuke?

586
00:28:57,899 --> 00:28:59,463
I think it wants to get away from here.

587
00:28:59,467 --> 00:29:02,703
Like, off this planet.

588
00:29:04,039 --> 00:29:05,902
Wait here.

589
00:29:12,447 --> 00:29:13,910
Hey, dummy.

590
00:29:16,117 --> 00:29:19,482
You really think you're gonna
hitch a ride home on that thing?

591
00:29:21,156 --> 00:29:22,218
It's a missile!

592
00:29:27,128 --> 00:29:29,125
Go ahead, eat me.

593
00:29:29,130 --> 00:29:31,595
But you're not gonna get home.

594
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:32,829
Let him go!

595
00:29:34,102 --> 00:29:35,832
I know you understand me.

596
00:29:35,837 --> 00:29:38,702
Put him down, or I blow your ass away.

597
00:29:38,707 --> 00:29:41,304
That thing is not a spaceship.

598
00:29:41,309 --> 00:29:44,307
But lucky for you,

599
00:29:44,312 --> 00:29:45,942
I've got my own.

600
00:29:48,450 --> 00:29:49,946
Keep talking.

601
00:29:49,951 --> 00:29:51,749
It understands you. It
just doesn't trust you.

602
00:29:51,753 --> 00:29:53,617
You're not as dumb as you look.

603
00:29:55,924 --> 00:29:58,355
The alien wants its own
spaceship, not yours.

604
00:30:00,362 --> 00:30:01,992
I can take you to it.

605
00:30:04,499 --> 00:30:06,496
But under one condition.

606
00:30:06,501 --> 00:30:09,599
You help me find my friend.

607
00:30:16,678 --> 00:30:18,808
She's asking you a question.

608
00:30:18,813 --> 00:30:19,943
She?

609
00:30:19,948 --> 00:30:21,692
Yeah, she wants to know
what kind of fuel

610
00:30:21,697 --> 00:30:24,147
the Waverider uses.

611
00:30:24,152 --> 00:30:26,954
Sounds like we got a long
trip to find the captain.

612
00:30:31,826 --> 00:30:33,723
Comandante, what are you doing?

613
00:30:33,728 --> 00:30:35,125
What does it look like I'm doing?

614
00:30:35,130 --> 00:30:36,526
You will start World War III.

615
00:30:36,531 --> 00:30:39,896
You will kill all of us.

616
00:30:53,715 --> 00:30:56,584
History will absolve me.

617
00:31:07,696 --> 00:31:10,760
Call for you, General Kilgore.

618
00:31:10,765 --> 00:31:13,863
Thank me? What for?

619
00:31:13,868 --> 00:31:15,932
What three-day weekend?

620
00:31:15,937 --> 00:31:18,902
And who all received that order?

621
00:31:18,907 --> 00:31:22,238
The entire Strategic Air Command?!

622
00:31:22,243 --> 00:31:24,941
Should've known that she
was too good to be true!

623
00:31:24,946 --> 00:31:28,211
This secretary has been
countermanding your orders, sir,

624
00:31:28,216 --> 00:31:30,580
and if Fidel Castro
launches that missile,

625
00:31:30,585 --> 00:31:32,282
you have only got seven minutes

626
00:31:32,287 --> 00:31:34,718
to order a counterstrike
against the Soviet Union.

627
00:31:34,723 --> 00:31:35,723
But I thought you said

628
00:31:35,728 --> 00:31:37,492
all our B-52s are still on the ground.

629
00:31:37,497 --> 00:31:38,855
Well, as much as it pains me

630
00:31:38,860 --> 00:31:40,861
to have to ask the navy for help...

631
00:31:44,699 --> 00:31:46,162
What is that?

632
00:31:46,167 --> 00:31:47,967
That is the nuclear football.

633
00:31:47,972 --> 00:31:50,667
Sir, that allows you to contact

634
00:31:50,672 --> 00:31:53,203
the nuclear submarine captains directly

635
00:31:53,208 --> 00:31:56,272
and order an all-out strike
against the Soviets.

636
00:31:56,277 --> 00:31:59,275
Jack, they don't want a nuclear war

637
00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:00,981
any more than you do.

638
00:32:05,958 --> 00:32:08,958
_

639
00:32:09,591 --> 00:32:12,122
There's been a report of
a missile launch from Cuba.

640
00:32:12,127 --> 00:32:13,627
Clock is ticking, sir.

641
00:32:17,932 --> 00:32:20,330
Somebody get me Premier Khrushchev.

642
00:32:20,335 --> 00:32:21,598
This has to be a mistake.

643
00:32:21,603 --> 00:32:23,066
You wanna negotiate?

644
00:32:23,071 --> 00:32:25,935
They were right about you. You are soft.

645
00:32:25,940 --> 00:32:29,672
Well, if you don't have the guts
to stand up to those Commies,

646
00:32:29,677 --> 00:32:31,775
I guess I'll have to do it myself.

647
00:32:31,780 --> 00:32:34,444
- You take one more step...
- Or what?

648
00:32:40,088 --> 00:32:41,518
The steel man.

649
00:32:41,523 --> 00:32:42,652
You're damn right.

650
00:32:42,657 --> 00:32:44,320
Look, Jack, I didn't go rogue.

651
00:32:44,325 --> 00:32:47,490
I'm here to protect the
world from guys like him.

652
00:32:47,495 --> 00:32:49,559
I'm guessing your accomplice here

653
00:32:49,564 --> 00:32:51,327
ain't quite so bulletproof.

654
00:32:51,332 --> 00:32:52,829
Come on!

655
00:32:56,371 --> 00:32:58,301
Boys. Huddle up. Huddle up!

656
00:32:58,306 --> 00:33:01,638
Okay, we gotta get that
nuclear football back, boys.

657
00:33:01,643 --> 00:33:03,737
Hey, Bobby, what was that play we ran

658
00:33:03,742 --> 00:33:05,742
against Dartmouth back in '39?

659
00:33:08,616 --> 00:33:10,713
Guess we don't need you anymore.

660
00:33:10,718 --> 00:33:12,215
Rude.

661
00:33:12,220 --> 00:33:14,884
30 seconds for the
safeties to be released.

662
00:33:14,889 --> 00:33:17,287
All we gotta do is to keep that football

663
00:33:17,292 --> 00:33:20,256
out of the hands of those
lily-livered Harvard boys.

664
00:33:20,261 --> 00:33:21,724
Okay, Crimson on three.

665
00:33:21,729 --> 00:33:23,593
- One, two, three.
- Crimson!

666
00:33:36,611 --> 00:33:38,641
Hike!

667
00:33:53,261 --> 00:33:54,962
This is fun.

668
00:34:02,437 --> 00:34:04,667
Oh!

669
00:34:04,672 --> 00:34:07,203
My back!

670
00:34:09,210 --> 00:34:10,240
No.

671
00:34:30,231 --> 00:34:31,527
Intercepted!

672
00:34:34,702 --> 00:34:35,798
Whoo!

673
00:34:39,173 --> 00:34:42,138
To tell you the truth, sir,

674
00:34:42,143 --> 00:34:44,077
this football belongs in your hands.

675
00:34:50,218 --> 00:34:52,515
The missile's headed
straight for us, Jack.

676
00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:54,188
It'll be here any second.

677
00:34:55,823 --> 00:34:57,854
The safeties are off.

678
00:34:57,859 --> 00:34:59,789
You still have time to strike back.

679
00:34:59,794 --> 00:35:01,754
This game ain't over yet, Mr. President.

680
00:35:01,759 --> 00:35:03,559
It's not a damn game.

681
00:35:03,564 --> 00:35:04,864
Whoever launched that missile,

682
00:35:04,869 --> 00:35:06,399
for whatever reason, it was a mistake.

683
00:35:06,404 --> 00:35:09,299
You strike back at the Soviets,
they're gonna strike back at us.

684
00:35:09,304 --> 00:35:12,135
That is why it is called
"mutually assured destruction".

685
00:35:12,140 --> 00:35:15,371
Clearly you do not
understand the concept!

686
00:35:15,376 --> 00:35:17,073
Listen, Jack,

687
00:35:17,078 --> 00:35:18,578
just because we're about to die

688
00:35:18,583 --> 00:35:21,044
doesn't mean we take the
whole damn world with us.

689
00:35:28,289 --> 00:35:29,886
You're right.

690
00:35:29,891 --> 00:35:31,587
I'm spiking this football.

691
00:35:45,373 --> 00:35:46,406
Um...

692
00:35:48,576 --> 00:35:51,407
Are we about to die?

693
00:35:51,412 --> 00:35:53,409
Yeah.

694
00:35:53,414 --> 00:35:56,779
But at least we gave
it the old college try.

695
00:35:56,784 --> 00:35:59,449
Well, I ain't going out without a fight!

696
00:36:28,116 --> 00:36:31,051
Take that, you Commie bastards!

697
00:36:39,194 --> 00:36:41,190
Um...

698
00:36:41,195 --> 00:36:45,228
think we can let go of our hands?

699
00:36:45,233 --> 00:36:47,897
You did it, Jack! You saved us all!

700
00:36:49,670 --> 00:36:51,401
Luck of the Irish, I guess.

701
00:36:53,908 --> 00:36:55,204
Come on, buddy. Get in there.

702
00:36:55,209 --> 00:36:56,339
- Yeah.
- No. Yeah?

703
00:36:56,344 --> 00:36:58,674
- Yeah.
- Yeah. Ah! Ah!

704
00:37:02,316 --> 00:37:03,884
Go, Crimson!

705
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:09,497
Captain, I'm detecting an unusual level

706
00:37:09,502 --> 00:37:11,703
of radiation on the ship.

707
00:37:14,007 --> 00:37:16,104
Rory.

708
00:37:17,343 --> 00:37:19,040
Are you sure it's safe for us

709
00:37:19,045 --> 00:37:20,875
to be carrying plutonium around?

710
00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:22,444
No.

711
00:37:22,449 --> 00:37:23,482
Whoa!

712
00:37:33,926 --> 00:37:37,462
Oh, uh, this is not how it looks.

713
00:37:38,832 --> 00:37:40,261
I know.

714
00:37:40,266 --> 00:37:41,930
I owe you an apology.

715
00:37:41,935 --> 00:37:45,033
You saved the entire world
from nuclear Armageddon, Rory.

716
00:37:45,038 --> 00:37:48,002
Well, I, uh... I had help.

717
00:37:48,007 --> 00:37:49,441
Yeah.

718
00:37:52,479 --> 00:37:54,275
It doesn't say much, does it?

719
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:57,245
Oh, she does. You'd be surprised.

720
00:37:57,250 --> 00:37:58,513
- Did you say "she"?
- Mm-hmm.

721
00:37:58,518 --> 00:38:01,149
Huh. So what's the plan?

722
00:38:01,154 --> 00:38:02,684
Well, she's hooking some kind

723
00:38:02,689 --> 00:38:05,019
of turbo charger to the Waverider.

724
00:38:05,024 --> 00:38:06,654
Why would she help us?

725
00:38:06,659 --> 00:38:09,958
I promised her I'd
help her find her ship.

726
00:38:09,963 --> 00:38:12,560
Okay. Do you trust her?

727
00:38:12,565 --> 00:38:14,662
No, it's why I'm going alone.

728
00:38:14,667 --> 00:38:17,031
Oh... uh, no. But that...

729
00:38:17,036 --> 00:38:18,066
But no.

730
00:38:18,071 --> 00:38:20,502
You said your job is to protect history.

731
00:38:20,507 --> 00:38:23,137
I also said your job wasn't
to think for yourself,

732
00:38:23,142 --> 00:38:25,206
but had you listened
to any of my orders,

733
00:38:25,211 --> 00:38:28,143
we'd have absolutely no
hope in finding Sara, so I...

734
00:38:32,152 --> 00:38:34,048
I guess you got this.

735
00:38:34,053 --> 00:38:35,750
Stop saying nice things.

736
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:43,825
You just bring me back my girl, okay?

737
00:38:43,830 --> 00:38:46,194
Mm.

738
00:38:46,199 --> 00:38:47,599
Good luck, big guy.

739
00:38:55,708 --> 00:38:57,972
Sorry, what happened to the ship?

740
00:38:57,977 --> 00:39:00,275
It should be somewhere around here.

741
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:02,810
God, these shoes are killing me.

742
00:39:02,815 --> 00:39:04,616
And this stupid hair.

743
00:39:09,489 --> 00:39:11,757
I look like her again, don't I?

744
00:39:15,662 --> 00:39:19,264
I hate that I'm a reminder
of everything you lost.

745
00:39:20,500 --> 00:39:23,164
You're not.

746
00:39:23,169 --> 00:39:25,337
I mean, I guess at first.

747
00:39:26,940 --> 00:39:28,373
But now?

748
00:39:30,043 --> 00:39:32,444
Now you just remind me of you.

749
00:39:36,649 --> 00:39:38,680
Wasn't there a Waverider here?

750
00:39:38,685 --> 00:39:40,215
- Hmm.
- Hey.

751
00:39:40,220 --> 00:39:43,217
Well played, gang.

752
00:39:43,222 --> 00:39:45,086
How'd you manage to avert
nuclear Armageddon?

753
00:39:45,091 --> 00:39:46,821
- Sports analogies.
- Hmm.

754
00:39:46,826 --> 00:39:48,156
- Pot gummies.
- Ah.

755
00:39:48,161 --> 00:39:49,825
- Very on brand for both of you.
- Thank you.

756
00:39:49,829 --> 00:39:51,692
Hey, where are Rory and Spooner?

757
00:39:51,697 --> 00:39:53,528
That son of a bitch stole our ship.

758
00:39:53,533 --> 00:39:56,564
- Ah, very on brand, Mick.
- Oh, come on.

759
00:39:56,569 --> 00:39:58,696
You should be thanking him
for stealing the warhead

760
00:39:58,701 --> 00:40:00,901
out of the missile that
Fidel launched on D.C., yes?

761
00:40:00,906 --> 00:40:02,403
- Thanks, Mick.
- Hmm. Oh!

762
00:40:02,408 --> 00:40:03,772
And he made a deal with the alien

763
00:40:03,777 --> 00:40:05,106
to take it to its ship as long as

764
00:40:05,111 --> 00:40:06,440
it took us to Sara.

765
00:40:06,445 --> 00:40:07,810
- So he stole the ship?
- But it's...

766
00:40:07,814 --> 00:40:09,878
Sorry, my phones are on that ship.

767
00:40:09,883 --> 00:40:11,246
So was my...

768
00:40:11,251 --> 00:40:12,914
oh, thank God.

769
00:40:12,919 --> 00:40:14,983
How are we gonna catch aliens now?

770
00:40:14,988 --> 00:40:18,493
So-so-so sorry, where are going to live?

771
00:40:19,192 --> 00:40:21,322
Constantine's house.

772
00:40:21,327 --> 00:40:23,524
Sweet. I could use a little R&R.

773
00:40:23,529 --> 00:40:26,894
All of us under the same
roof with John and Astra.

774
00:40:26,899 --> 00:40:28,930
Could be a real bonding experience.

775
00:40:28,935 --> 00:40:30,232
He's gonna hate it. Let's leave.

776
00:40:30,236 --> 00:40:31,666
- Okay.
- Damn.

777
00:40:31,671 --> 00:40:34,135
Rory had the right idea.

778
00:40:34,140 --> 00:40:36,271
Hmm? Hmm?

779
00:40:38,478 --> 00:40:40,008
Nobody wants your drugs!

780
00:40:40,013 --> 00:40:41,914
Mom.

781
00:40:44,417 --> 00:40:45,880
Listen up.

782
00:40:45,885 --> 00:40:49,417
Before we start this
little journey of ours,

783
00:40:49,422 --> 00:40:51,085
let's get a few things straight.

784
00:40:51,090 --> 00:40:54,889
Keep your slimy tentacles
off my stash, understand?

785
00:40:56,596 --> 00:40:58,226
That better be a "yes".

786
00:40:58,231 --> 00:40:59,727
Listen.

787
00:40:59,732 --> 00:41:01,462
If you're gonna run your ugly mouth off

788
00:41:01,467 --> 00:41:03,531
this whole trip, we're
gonna have problems.

789
00:41:12,912 --> 00:41:17,111
I was just asking if you had
anything stronger onboard.

790
00:41:24,691 --> 00:41:26,358
Don't mind if I do.

791
00:41:37,036 --> 00:41:39,000
Here's to long journeys.

792
00:41:47,177 --> 00:41:53,075
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