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Here we go.

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They broke my invention.

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They... they called me "Big-head."

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One day that big, beautiful,
womb-wrecking head of yours

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is going to dream up fantastic things.

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And you're going to change the world.

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Time to change the world.

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By bringing it to its knees!

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Attack!

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M-MODOK?

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And do you know what MODOK stands for?

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Mental Organism Designed Only...

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- For Kill...
- Made it!

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For Killing!

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After my AIM soldiers destroy
the stock exchange and topple the economy,

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I, MODOK, will build
a new technological utopia in my image...

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Iron Man?

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Cheap shot to the back
of the head, I know.

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I was actually aiming for literally
any other part of your body, but...

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Come on, Mary Berry,
that pie crust was next level flaky!

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You shall pay for...

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Are you binge-watching
The Great British Bake Off

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in your helmet while we fight?

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No. I'm savoring
The Great British Bake Off.

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Making it last.

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No more than two episodes a day.
Three tops.

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A-ha!

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Ed Kimber wins with his ginger tart!

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AIM, Advanced Idea Mechanics.

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Pushing the boundaries of science,

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torture, and advanced weaponry.

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At AIM, we do science for science's sake,

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and we're settling for nothing less
than conquering the world.

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We got Iron Man's boot!

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Yeah, MODOK!

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We didn't destabilize the world economy,
but Iron Man kicked me so hard

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his boot got wedged in my hoverchair,

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so... victory!

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The assault on New York
was a colossal failure.

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Because of you!

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Stark knew we were coming.

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You tweeted "Current mood:
about to attack Wall Street."

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Okay, I know what this is.

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This is boot envy.

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You're better than that, Monica.

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I came to AIM to work
with the brilliant MODOK,

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who mutated himself through experiments.

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Who once reversed the Earth's gravity,
made people into dinosaurs

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and then dinosaurs into people.

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You were gonna change the world.

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Baby steps, Monica.

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Baby steps.

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Who wants to touch me
while I touch the boot?

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- Me.
- I wanna touch that!

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Let me touch it, MODOK!

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CREDITS

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Where does he go at night?

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Nobody knows...

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No one took the cans out?

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Come on!

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Shit.

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And look at that!

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With just a little more effort,

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your socks can be folded
into the shape of a Bavarian pretzel!

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And it only took us ten hours?

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Jesus! Anyway, if you like what you saw,

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- check out my book Jodify Your Life and...
- Jodie!

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- All right, moms...
- Your man got boot!

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I- "Hasta mom-yana!"

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You're at the end of all my videos.

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Whatever, big news!

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My book made it onto
the self-published self-help charts.

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I'm getting approached
for sponsorship deals

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with huge companies.

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- Youtube, Google, GRUMBL, GRIMPL, and...
- This boot smells like potpourri,

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a fall scent.

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Do you think he changes it
for the seasons?

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You know what?
The smoothie machine's acting up.

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Again?

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And don't just bang on it
with your fist this time.

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Did Ross-Dress-For-Less over there
just call me a smoothie machine?

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I'm the Super Adaptoid: a high-tech
robot with an artist's soul.

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Enjoy your Blueberry Blast.

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Too sweet. I forgot.

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Lou, ven ahorita!
You need to talk to your son.

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Why? I talked to Lou this morning.

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I demanded he bring me toilet paper.
Solid convo.

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Lou, please explain to your father
why we spent all day at the mall

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and you still don't have
a bar mitzvah suit.

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I am looking for something classy,

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but none of the suits had
extra-long coattails,

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Dracula collars, or sleeves
wide enough to house doves.

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Spoiler alert: I plan to release doves
during my Torah reading.

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Magic? Lou, why can't you just pick
a normal teenage-boy theme?

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Like sports or tugboats?

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I hate my life!

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Aw, Melissa, what happened at practice?

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Tricia Katzky's new
figure skating costume was egg white,

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which is only two shades away
from my cloud white costume!

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So I catfished her, leaked her DMs,

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and now everyone at school knows
about her "blood disorder."

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And somehow I'm the one
who gets detention?

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Melly, we've talked about this.

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You can't catfish people

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without using a VPN
to disguise your IP address.

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Now listen up, everyone,
Mom's got big news!

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Your mother's about to volunteer
to sleep on the couch

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so I can spend the night
in my marital bed with Iron Man's boot!

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Eight million on the hoverbikes,

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20 million on the laser cannon,

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30 million for the airships,
and 49.95 for the software

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that lets me put price tags
on video footage.

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That! That last thing. Let's cut that.

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Am I... good businessman?

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We need to talk about the leadership
of this organization.

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How dare you question my...
Wha... What...

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what the hell is that?

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An experiment. Now it's time you...

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Jesus, it just pissed out of
what I thought was its mouth.

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It's fine! But AIM is not.
Because you have failed to...

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Okay, it just scratched "kill me"
into the linoleum.

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I said it's fine!

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It's time you stepped down
and let me run AIM.

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Yeah. About that.

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If these numbers are correct,

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soon there won't be any AIM to run at all.

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- What?
- We're completely out of cash.

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Even accounting for sales of weapons,

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stolen Vibranium,
and bootleg Avengers toys.

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Some kids prefer Spooderman.

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Even so, we're bankrupt.

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Impossible!

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You are hereby relieved
of your status as CPA Supreme,

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and as a living person!

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Remember, I still need to do
your personal taxes.

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I'm sorry, I... I thought
this coffee was for everyone.

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I have a very simple plan to save AIM.

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We're going to rob Fort Knox by opening
an Einstein-Rosen bridge into the...

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What the hell?

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We, couldn't pay the power bill.

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This slight against us
must be properly avenged!

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Okay, Fort Knox is still on, but first
we make the power company pay

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for trying to make us pay...

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What? Damn marker!

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our forces, the salt, will strike back
at Expo Markers Incorporated

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so we can return to getting back
at the power company

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and then rob Fort Knox.

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What was represented
by the Tapatio bottle again?

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Nothing. It's for my burrito.

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Moron!

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You've bankrupted this organization.

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AIM is finished.

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Don't worry. MODOK will fix this.

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MODOK will save you all.

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We're under attack. Die for me!

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Man!

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Did my Ambien never wear off
'cause I feel like I'm dreaming.

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Me, meeting MODOK.
Bring it in for a hug, Mo'Money.

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No area's more sacred
than MODOK's personal space.

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Prepare to suck saw!

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I love it. Love it.

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I'm Austin Van Der Sleet.
I work for GRUMBL.

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The tech company?

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We heard you need funding.

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Why would... would you think that?

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Because of your GRUMBL searches.

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"How to save company from bankruptcy,"

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"My empire's crumbling,"

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"God, God,"
and "Coolest ways to commit suicide."

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We share a family computer,

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it was probably
my son's empire that was crumbling.

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GRUMBL's so impressed
with your brilliant mind

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that they want to buy
a controlling stake in AIM

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so it can continue to exist!

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Absolutely not!

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- What?
- MODOK is his own master!

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MODOK bows to no one!

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Except for Murray Goldfarb
the Schnitzel King,

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whose heavenly schnitzel
served at affordable prices

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brings MODOK to his knees!

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If we're not taking this money,
where are we gonna work?

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All right.

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We need big ideas to save AIM.

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You guys are my brain trust.
What've you got for me?

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- Blood car!
- What's that?

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- It's a car that runs on blood.
- Terrible! What else?

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We watch Wolf of Wall Street
and do what the Wolf does!

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- I said stop pitching that! What else?
- Your, toilet's broken.

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I like it... I don't understand it,
but I like it.

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I still don't have a bar mitzvah suit.
I'm lookin' for the right fabric.

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Do you mind if I have a feel real quick?

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Not at all, Son of MODOK!

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Lou, stop fondling my brain trust!

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Dad, one of your dumbasses
spilled acid all over my boyfriend.

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Come on, guys, acid is expensive!

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MODOK, can I talk to you for a minute?

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I was listening at the door
and, just my two cents but,

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maybe it's time to let AIM go.

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Never! MODOK doesn't give up.

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Flailerg isn't even in my vocabulary.

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Were you trying to say "failure"?

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Yes, I literally deleted it
from my memory banks.

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You don't have to worry,
I'm making enough to support us.

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Maybe it's my turn to take the reins.

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AIM is MODOK! MODOK is AIM!

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Without it, I...
I wouldn't even know who I am.

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If that's true,

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I think we need to have
a very serious conversation

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about what that means for us.

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I'll get it!

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I hope it's the cool mailman.

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Austin? I should vaporize you for yo...

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Aww, you vape? Dope.

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You know, I was just
in the neighborhood and...

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Aw, forget it.

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You're not the kind of guy
that likes to be wined and dined

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at exclusive,
six-Michelin star restaurants.

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You probably got lots of cool stuff
going on here that you'd hate to leave...

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Jewish king coming through!

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Hup-hup-hup-hup...

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Now the other toilet's broken!

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Fine, let's go, but I'm not selling
my company.

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And I'm not spitting out this gum.

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I just put it in, and it's got
another 45 minutes.

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It shall share my mouth
with the appetizers!

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_

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Look, the last thing I want to do
is talk about GRUMBL,

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but you see, GRUMBL never intended
to offend you.

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GRUMBL thinks you're a genius.

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Your tech's beyond anything
being done at Apple, Google,

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even ITT Tech,

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and those guys are getting
the skills they need

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to advance in today's marketplace!

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Best of all, GRUMBL wants
to be extremely hands-off.

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Easy. Let me.

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And let you kill
all the Iron Mans you want,

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as long as you deliver them
a hot new tablet by Christmas.

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So sorry we had to stop by GRUMBL.

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Quick work thang. I'll be right back.
Make yourself at home.

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There's Monster Energy drinks
in literally every drawer.

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No.

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Okay, you got me.

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I'm a huge fan.

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That toy got me through
my parents' divorce.

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Yeah, great, whatever, can I have it?

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It's the only thing I salvaged
from my childhood home after the fire...

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Can I have it?

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Sorry, it means too much to me.

251
00:11:36,181 --> 00:11:38,837
You may have thought this was just
a casual night out.

252
00:11:38,863 --> 00:11:42,134
But from the moment
I accepted your invitation,

253
00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:44,972
you unknowingly entered
my cerebral gymnasium,

254
00:11:44,997 --> 00:11:47,891
unaware that you were facing off
on the phrenic pommel horse

255
00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:50,595
with a Gabby Douglas
of mental gymnastics.

256
00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:52,813
I honestly have no idea
what you're talking about.

257
00:11:52,838 --> 00:11:55,524
It was a test. And you passed!

258
00:11:55,549 --> 00:11:57,776
Wait. Are you saying...

259
00:11:57,801 --> 00:12:00,195
I'll allow GRUMBL to invest in AIM!

260
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,173
Thought that was super clear.

261
00:12:02,532 --> 00:12:04,016
Sick!

262
00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:08,912
You did it, MODOK, you saved AIM.

263
00:12:08,937 --> 00:12:12,107
Time to enjoy a return to normalcy.

264
00:12:16,866 --> 00:12:18,802
What is all of this?

265
00:12:19,009 --> 00:12:20,757
This is Go Lean Crunch,

266
00:12:20,782 --> 00:12:22,384
and this is Go Lean Seven Grain.

267
00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:25,579
Seven grains is too many grains
for one cereal!

268
00:12:29,208 --> 00:12:31,435
What happened to my torture chamber?

269
00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:33,145
GRUMBL had it changed to a daycare.

270
00:12:33,170 --> 00:12:35,814
But I tortured
my first SHIELD agent in here.

271
00:12:35,839 --> 00:12:39,193
Brian. Really nice guy.
Super funny, too.

272
00:12:39,218 --> 00:12:41,929
"I think my lung collapsed."

273
00:12:42,970 --> 00:12:44,364
He wasn't lying.

274
00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:46,808
Just disabling the laser-grid
security system.

275
00:12:47,032 --> 00:12:50,521
All good, kids! Yayyy!

276
00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:53,908
Did he make it?

277
00:12:53,941 --> 00:12:55,959
I'll deal with these changes later.

278
00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:59,671
Better to let my anger fester
while I bury myself in my work.

279
00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:03,717
You, guy who weirdly walked
in front of my mindblast

280
00:13:03,742 --> 00:13:05,302
and purposefully injured himself.

281
00:13:05,327 --> 00:13:09,139
Name's Gary. Short for Garfield,
though I do like Mondays.

282
00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:13,502
Hey, shut up. Why is no one working
on my Cerebral Cortex Manipulator?

283
00:13:14,878 --> 00:13:16,438
It hacks the brain,

284
00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:18,941
allowing me to control another's actions.

285
00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:21,318
I was trying to make the rat do
the Electric Slide,

286
00:13:21,343 --> 00:13:23,403
so clearly there is more work to be done.

287
00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:24,530
Where's my team?

288
00:13:24,555 --> 00:13:26,824
Ta-da! You're looking at him.

289
00:13:27,243 --> 00:13:29,326
GRUMBL, reassigned the rest.

290
00:13:29,351 --> 00:13:30,661
They did what?

291
00:13:30,686 --> 00:13:32,704
Yeah. I mean, they didn't think
a brain enslaver

292
00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:35,999
was the best use of resources
and moved them onto a new project:

293
00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:37,543
Fitbits for pets!

294
00:13:37,568 --> 00:13:38,669
What?

295
00:13:38,694 --> 00:13:41,672
Hey, I was actually hoping
you could reattach my arm?

296
00:13:41,697 --> 00:13:43,131
You know, ever since
you separated it from me,

297
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:46,126
my shirts are all, fitting, badly.

298
00:13:46,285 --> 00:13:48,313
Where's Austin? Where's...

299
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:53,392
Fool! Why would you ever desecrate
my magnificent mural?

300
00:13:53,417 --> 00:13:56,311
Me? Big fan. Love the mural.
I weep in awe of its beauty.

301
00:13:56,336 --> 00:14:00,493
But some employees filed a complaint
about its "appropriateness."

302
00:14:00,519 --> 00:14:01,967
What? Why?

303
00:14:02,774 --> 00:14:04,528
Who dares complain?

304
00:14:04,553 --> 00:14:05,779
Ooo, that's confidential.

305
00:14:06,376 --> 00:14:07,698
It was me!

306
00:14:07,723 --> 00:14:08,824
Suck it!

307
00:14:08,849 --> 00:14:11,493
Enough! I want everything back
to the way it was!

308
00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:13,036
Bummer, dude,

309
00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:16,039
you gave away control
when GRUMBL acquired AIM.

310
00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:19,321
It was all clearly stated
in the contracts.

311
00:14:19,347 --> 00:14:23,005
What? I don't remember that.
And I have a computer brain.

312
00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:25,591
As you can see, the first part says
you'll relinquish total control

313
00:14:25,616 --> 00:14:27,509
to the GRUMBL board
of directors post-haste...

314
00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:29,678
No! I control AIM!

315
00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:31,805
Sort of "no"?

316
00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:34,141
But you are in control of Team Tablet!

317
00:14:34,166 --> 00:14:36,185
When can we expect some movement on that?

318
00:14:36,210 --> 00:14:38,645
Never! What MODOK says goes!

319
00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:41,190
And to quote MODOK, "The mural stays!"

320
00:14:41,215 --> 00:14:43,967
When I'm done,
you won't even miss that eyesore.

321
00:14:44,843 --> 00:14:47,221
That's how you decorate a wall.

322
00:14:48,681 --> 00:14:51,158
Do you want to hold Mr. Waffles
the therapy bunny again?

323
00:14:51,183 --> 00:14:54,602
I want to chemically castrate Austin!

324
00:14:54,657 --> 00:14:56,622
Maybe just a few more pets.

325
00:14:56,647 --> 00:14:58,999
Well, you vaporized
an outside contractor.

326
00:14:59,024 --> 00:15:00,042
That's your first strike.

327
00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:02,419
Well, technically,
my first tactical strike

328
00:15:02,444 --> 00:15:04,129
was absorbing my twin in the womb.

329
00:15:04,154 --> 00:15:06,632
I'm still inside you!

330
00:15:06,657 --> 00:15:08,467
That was... gas.

331
00:15:08,492 --> 00:15:11,720
I'm recommending a three-day
forced "sabbatical." Suspension.

332
00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:13,347
This place doesn't function without me.

333
00:15:13,372 --> 00:15:16,266
I'm the boss. The Big Cheese.
The King Queso. The Cheddar Daddy.

334
00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:18,836
- Cheddar Daddy?
- Is a thing people say!

335
00:15:19,938 --> 00:15:21,438
My brain!

336
00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:23,232
That'd be the neural inhibitor.

337
00:15:23,257 --> 00:15:26,026
In accordance with
the "No Killing" clause in your contract,

338
00:15:26,051 --> 00:15:28,873
you can no longer "blast"
any more employees.

339
00:15:28,899 --> 00:15:32,658
It's idiotic to put a mental condom
on the horse penis that is my mind!

340
00:15:32,683 --> 00:15:35,571
I'll need your security access card
during your sabbatical.

341
00:15:38,337 --> 00:15:40,541
But MODOK will not leave
without reparations.

342
00:15:40,566 --> 00:15:43,337
Your precious Mr. Waffles is now mine!

343
00:15:45,962 --> 00:15:47,834
_

344
00:15:48,233 --> 00:15:50,050
I didn't even want this.

345
00:15:50,436 --> 00:15:52,010
Not again!

346
00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:54,888
I cannot believe they laid us all off!

347
00:15:54,913 --> 00:15:57,474
What? These are my people to fire!

348
00:15:57,499 --> 00:15:59,143
I wish there was something I could do,

349
00:15:59,168 --> 00:16:00,894
but GRUMBL controls AIM now.

350
00:16:00,919 --> 00:16:03,730
Technically, they don't control it yet.

351
00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:06,275
The contracts had to be reviewed
by GRUMBL headquarters

352
00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:09,152
before they arrive tomorrow
for Austin to officially sign.

353
00:16:09,178 --> 00:16:11,738
But what if he changes his mind.

354
00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:14,491
Or we changes his mind! That's it!

355
00:16:14,516 --> 00:16:17,161
We break into Austin's office,
hack his brain before he signs,

356
00:16:17,186 --> 00:16:19,079
and revert control of AIM to me!

357
00:16:19,104 --> 00:16:20,831
We're doin' a mind heist, baby!

358
00:16:20,856 --> 00:16:24,418
We can heist the mind,
but we must leave the soul.

359
00:16:24,443 --> 00:16:25,752
That belongs to God.

360
00:16:25,777 --> 00:16:27,694
All right, sure, Gary.

361
00:16:30,616 --> 00:16:33,302
The mind heist mission
will be risky, dangerous.

362
00:16:33,327 --> 00:16:35,095
Hell, most of you won't be coming back.

363
00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:38,348
But not to fear, if you shall fall,
your family will be provided for

364
00:16:38,373 --> 00:16:40,893
with the gift of a frozen
Butterball Turkey!

365
00:16:40,918 --> 00:16:44,480
And not those skinny-minnies either.
We're talking 15-pounders.

366
00:16:44,505 --> 00:16:45,481
Step one:

367
00:16:45,506 --> 00:16:48,275
Without my security access card,
we'll have to break into AIM.

368
00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:49,860
Luckily, there's a weak spot...

369
00:16:49,885 --> 00:16:52,029
That's where I come in!

370
00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:55,186
No! My childish boy
will help us exploit it.

371
00:17:00,389 --> 00:17:02,789
Once we're in,
I'll modify the Cortex Manipulator

372
00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:05,584
so I can attach it directly
to Austin's brain.

373
00:17:05,609 --> 00:17:08,170
Right-right-right! Right-right-right!
And that... then that's where I come in!

374
00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:10,964
I morph into a chainsaw
and cut off Austin's skull!

375
00:17:10,989 --> 00:17:12,758
No! This has to look legit.

376
00:17:12,783 --> 00:17:15,219
Therefore I'm gonna shrink down
to microscopic size

377
00:17:15,244 --> 00:17:18,787
and enter Austin's body via a dart gun.

378
00:17:18,813 --> 00:17:22,518
Then I'll pass it around so everyone
can marvel at the adorably tiny cockpit.

379
00:17:22,543 --> 00:17:24,269
?Scuse me. Where the hell do I come in?

380
00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:27,147
Your purpose will be... ladder!

381
00:17:27,172 --> 00:17:29,149
This is some bullshit.

382
00:17:29,174 --> 00:17:31,026
My shrinking pills are
on a really high shelf.

383
00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:34,571
You have a hoverchair. You can fly!

384
00:17:34,596 --> 00:17:35,906
It's a leg day!

385
00:17:35,931 --> 00:17:38,867
I, MODOK, reverse engineered Pym Particles

386
00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:42,329
and then improved their design
by making them chewables!

387
00:17:42,354 --> 00:17:43,905
I can't swallow pills.

388
00:17:43,931 --> 00:17:46,492
Trespassing on company grounds?

389
00:17:46,518 --> 00:17:47,418
Monica!

390
00:17:47,443 --> 00:17:50,379
Let's see what Austin has
to say about this.

391
00:17:50,404 --> 00:17:52,172
You think I'm afraid of...

392
00:17:52,197 --> 00:17:53,198
Run!

393
00:17:54,658 --> 00:17:57,420
Crap. A few of those are shrinkies,
but most are...

394
00:17:59,811 --> 00:18:01,290
growies.

395
00:18:06,970 --> 00:18:09,748
I declare this death: no turkey!

396
00:18:11,008 --> 00:18:14,027
Stupid neural inhibitor.
Do you have your amputated arm?

397
00:18:14,052 --> 00:18:15,612
You're going to reattach it right now?

398
00:18:15,637 --> 00:18:17,906
Gary's tennis game is back on!

399
00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:19,084
No!

400
00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:26,732
Suck it!

401
00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:30,711
You know, it's so incredible
to bring, like...

402
00:18:30,736 --> 00:18:33,630
I've only got one Pym gummy left,
and they don't last long.

403
00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:38,368
Now, let's... get... small... er.

404
00:18:38,989 --> 00:18:40,323
Yeah.

405
00:18:40,821 --> 00:18:42,514
Austin, here I come.

406
00:18:42,539 --> 00:18:45,250
really at the end of the day,
what's good for the company...

407
00:18:46,668 --> 00:18:48,295
Wait, who's this? No!

408
00:18:49,338 --> 00:18:51,190
Who am I in? No, that's not right.

409
00:18:51,215 --> 00:18:53,133
In whom be MODOK?

410
00:19:02,017 --> 00:19:04,369
I'm looking at Austin,
and he doesn't have the contracts yet.

411
00:19:04,394 --> 00:19:08,207
I still have a chance, but there's
not much time before I get big... er.

412
00:19:08,232 --> 00:19:11,277
Okay, let's peep some memories,
see who I'm ridin' dirty.

413
00:19:11,699 --> 00:19:13,070
Wait, what?

414
00:19:13,403 --> 00:19:15,322
This sicko's been in my house!

415
00:19:15,697 --> 00:19:17,299
Watched my children sleep!

416
00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:21,094
Had sex with me? Crap, I think I'm in...

417
00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:22,888
Jodie. Wow.

418
00:19:22,913 --> 00:19:25,807
Me meeting the author of Jodify Your Life.

419
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,601
Hashtag chills.

420
00:19:27,626 --> 00:19:29,770
Thank you for meeting me.

421
00:19:29,795 --> 00:19:32,940
Becoming a brand ambassador
for the GRUMBL Home Device

422
00:19:32,965 --> 00:19:35,943
would be hashtag dream-come-true!

423
00:19:35,968 --> 00:19:39,363
And a hello to you, GRUMBL Home.

424
00:19:39,388 --> 00:19:41,105
That's not it. That's just a cube.

425
00:19:41,535 --> 00:19:45,035
Yeah, no, I totally knew that.
Such a great cube. So lovely.

426
00:19:45,060 --> 00:19:47,287
Are you sure this isn't a conflict
of interest with my husband?

427
00:19:47,312 --> 00:19:51,375
Modawg? He's my boy.
I love his crazy style!

428
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:54,419
But you should know you're here
strictly because we're interested in you.

429
00:19:54,444 --> 00:19:56,296
The final AIM contracts arrived.

430
00:19:56,321 --> 00:19:59,032
Thank you, male secretary.
This'll just take a moment.

431
00:19:59,575 --> 00:20:02,010
No, he's signing and I'm stuck in here!

432
00:20:02,035 --> 00:20:04,888
It's not like I can hijack my wife's body.
That'd be unforgivable.

433
00:20:04,913 --> 00:20:08,625
Unless... one time she told me I could?

434
00:20:08,794 --> 00:20:11,770
What do you think? I just cut my bangs.

435
00:20:11,795 --> 00:20:15,023
I'll never get bangs again!

436
00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:16,358
MODOK, I'm pregnant.

437
00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:17,985
With bangs!

438
00:20:18,010 --> 00:20:20,279
MODOK, this time I think
I'm really pregnant.

439
00:20:20,304 --> 00:20:22,114
And I'm also thinking about growing out
my bangs, what do you think?

440
00:20:22,139 --> 00:20:23,942
There's nothing here.

441
00:20:23,968 --> 00:20:25,450
I believe in you, MODOK.

442
00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:29,204
But Iron Man stomped us. Again.
Maybe I should give this all up.

443
00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:30,981
Screw Iron Man!

444
00:20:31,145 --> 00:20:34,126
AIM, your plans for conquering the world.

445
00:20:34,151 --> 00:20:37,588
They're all worth fighting for
and you're not fighting alone.

446
00:20:37,613 --> 00:20:40,382
Really? This marriage
is a two-way street.

447
00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:42,676
I'll always support you
and you'll always support me...

448
00:20:42,701 --> 00:20:45,537
She did tell me I could hijack her body!

449
00:20:51,122 --> 00:20:52,895
I... don't know why I did that.

450
00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:54,229
It's okay.

451
00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:56,398
It's so rude I have to do this anyways.

452
00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:58,442
Tell me more about yourself
while I sign this.

453
00:20:58,467 --> 00:21:00,677
I just hit 800,000 subscribers...

454
00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:02,529
Are you gonna knock this one
out of my hand?

455
00:21:02,554 --> 00:21:04,198
I swear that I'm not...

456
00:21:05,933 --> 00:21:07,059
Okay!

457
00:21:07,684 --> 00:21:10,370
I'm so sorry, I seem
to have lost control of my body!

458
00:21:10,395 --> 00:21:12,039
Maybe you should get out of here!

459
00:21:12,064 --> 00:21:15,709
No, as a woman in the corporate space,
you've worked too hard to get here.

460
00:21:15,734 --> 00:21:16,886
Tell me more!

461
00:21:16,912 --> 00:21:20,926
Have I, mentioned my reach in
bilingual demos? Espaņol. Habla espaņol.

462
00:21:21,622 --> 00:21:23,592
Diversity's so important.

463
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:26,817
Beat his ass, Jodie!
Ooh, what's that?

464
00:21:29,373 --> 00:21:31,375
If you're not feeling up to it,
we could always reschedge!

465
00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:34,394
I'd love to leave,
but I don't think I can!

466
00:21:34,692 --> 00:21:38,317
You work out?
Fitness, actually a huge part of my brand.

467
00:21:39,216 --> 00:21:40,734
This has been great, Jodie,

468
00:21:40,759 --> 00:21:44,137
but I really have to sign these contracts
before close of business.

469
00:21:44,596 --> 00:21:45,906
Hey-o!

470
00:21:45,931 --> 00:21:49,493
I have a ton of ideas
for extending into athleisure.

471
00:21:49,518 --> 00:21:51,787
- And I'm so, so sorry.
- Choo!

472
00:21:51,812 --> 00:21:53,480
Bless you.

473
00:21:53,778 --> 00:21:57,543
Mommy, wow! MODOK is big now!

474
00:21:57,568 --> 00:22:00,731
MODOK? I should've known. God!

475
00:22:00,757 --> 00:22:02,130
Great pitch!

476
00:22:02,155 --> 00:22:05,050
Okay, Austin. You can forget
about signing those...

477
00:22:05,075 --> 00:22:07,911
Signed, sealed, and delivered.

478
00:22:08,453 --> 00:22:09,429
No!

479
00:22:09,454 --> 00:22:11,431
I had a feeling you were behind this.

480
00:22:11,456 --> 00:22:13,350
Your crazy style was written all over it.

481
00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:16,061
Of course I'm going to have to take
harsh disciplinary action towards you.

482
00:22:16,086 --> 00:22:19,982
- You dare threaten MODOK?
- Not me. GRUMBL.

483
00:22:20,007 --> 00:22:21,483
You're not in control anymore.

484
00:22:21,508 --> 00:22:23,193
And unless you start playing ball,

485
00:22:23,218 --> 00:22:25,554
your time at AIM might be... limited.

486
00:22:26,036 --> 00:22:28,307
Did you do it? Did you save our jobs?

487
00:22:29,622 --> 00:22:31,243
Just give ?em back their jobs.

488
00:22:31,268 --> 00:22:33,317
Come on, do it for me, MODOK,

489
00:22:33,343 --> 00:22:34,938
your favorite childhood toy.

490
00:22:35,439 --> 00:22:37,332
Yeah, that was my trick on you.

491
00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:39,918
I got it on Craigslist.
They paid me to pick it up.

492
00:22:39,943 --> 00:22:41,837
Because they hated it so much.

493
00:22:41,862 --> 00:22:43,922
Each family member took
a moment to spit on it

494
00:22:43,947 --> 00:22:44,883
before they handed it to me...

495
00:22:44,908 --> 00:22:47,492
Okay. Enough. You want me to play ball?

496
00:22:48,827 --> 00:22:50,846
Here. The tablet you're so horny for.

497
00:22:50,871 --> 00:22:53,432
You want it? Rehire my minions.

498
00:22:54,004 --> 00:22:55,559
Okay. They're rehired.

499
00:22:55,584 --> 00:22:57,853
But after this, you're on a tight leash...

500
00:22:57,878 --> 00:23:00,439
I, MODOK, have vanquished our foes

501
00:23:00,464 --> 00:23:03,275
and restored you back
to whatever it is you do here!

502
00:23:03,300 --> 00:23:04,973
MODOK! MODOK!

503
00:23:04,999 --> 00:23:07,059
MODOK! MODOK!

504
00:23:07,679 --> 00:23:11,658
I feel like you're...
not in a celebration place, Jodie.

505
00:23:11,683 --> 00:23:12,951
You ruined my deal.

506
00:23:12,976 --> 00:23:14,995
Your memories told me to do it,

507
00:23:15,020 --> 00:23:18,415
so if you're going to be angry
at anyone, be angry at yourself.

508
00:23:19,364 --> 00:23:21,251
Haven't passed those Pym Particles.

509
00:23:21,276 --> 00:23:24,004
Anyway, Austin wasn't making
a legitimate offer.

510
00:23:24,029 --> 00:23:26,173
He was just using you to get to me.

511
00:23:26,198 --> 00:23:28,800
I had offers from tons of companies.

512
00:23:28,825 --> 00:23:32,554
And I ended up signing with Roxxon
as a lifestyle influencer,

513
00:23:32,579 --> 00:23:34,028
I will have you know.

514
00:23:34,778 --> 00:23:37,434
MODOK, it's everything I always wanted.

515
00:23:37,459 --> 00:23:39,478
Magazine covers, reality shows,

516
00:23:39,503 --> 00:23:42,397
my own line of neti pots
with my face on it!

517
00:23:42,422 --> 00:23:44,025
I'm gonna be a real brand!

518
00:23:44,051 --> 00:23:47,319
Speaking of brand, I thought
of a brand new way to kill Austin.

519
00:23:47,344 --> 00:23:48,695
Brand him to death!

520
00:23:49,809 --> 00:23:50,839
Right.

521
00:23:50,958 --> 00:23:53,200
Can I interest you two love birds
in a dessert...

522
00:23:53,225 --> 00:23:55,661
I called in a lava cake
on the car ride over here.

523
00:23:55,686 --> 00:23:57,371
Excellent choice. Ma'am?

524
00:23:57,396 --> 00:24:01,233
I think... I think I want a separation.

525
00:24:02,369 --> 00:24:04,753
You must be referring to the tiramisu,

526
00:24:04,778 --> 00:24:06,922
which is of course separated by layers.

527
00:24:06,947 --> 00:24:08,490
No, I mean

528
00:24:09,088 --> 00:24:10,509
I want a divorce.

529
00:24:10,534 --> 00:24:11,533
Jodie?

530
00:24:11,559 --> 00:24:14,136
Our famous Dove Horse.

531
00:24:14,162 --> 00:24:16,515
A miniature horse made
of creamy Dove chocolate...

532
00:24:16,540 --> 00:24:17,854
Get out of here!

533
00:24:18,876 --> 00:24:21,645
Please tell me you wanted
that horse dessert.

534
00:24:21,670 --> 00:24:25,149
No, I, I think I do want a divorce.

535
00:24:25,174 --> 00:24:26,067
From you.

536
00:24:26,092 --> 00:24:28,110
MODOK can fix this.
I'll pay more attention to you,

537
00:24:28,135 --> 00:24:29,611
I... I'll eat less stuff off the ground,

538
00:24:29,636 --> 00:24:32,364
I'll call out your name during sex
instead of mine!

539
00:24:32,389 --> 00:24:33,657
I'll change!

540
00:24:33,682 --> 00:24:36,685
I think... I think I'm just gonna go.

541
00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:42,586
You... dare... divorce MODOK?

542
00:24:47,766 --> 00:24:48,892
Shit.

543
00:24:49,602 --> 00:24:54,117
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