1 00:00:00,888 --> 00:00:02,599 Previously on This Is Us... 2 00:00:02,623 --> 00:00:04,968 Hey, Kate, it's Madison. I slept with Kevin. 3 00:00:04,992 --> 00:00:07,965 Explain why you, famous person, decides to sleep 4 00:00:07,966 --> 00:00:10,177 with my closest friend. 5 00:00:10,201 --> 00:00:12,446 - I'm pregnant, Kevin. - To hell with it. 6 00:00:12,470 --> 00:00:13,750 I say we just get married. 7 00:00:13,774 --> 00:00:15,084 Let's shock the world and get married. 8 00:00:15,108 --> 00:00:16,584 I got a call from a talent manager. 9 00:00:16,608 --> 00:00:17,918 And she wants me to go to L.A. 10 00:00:17,942 --> 00:00:19,954 for a few months so she can send me on auditions. 11 00:00:19,978 --> 00:00:22,189 And what about you? Will you be going with him? 12 00:00:22,213 --> 00:00:23,691 Oh, I can't. I have school. 13 00:00:23,715 --> 00:00:26,783 Yeah, and I'll be back before Sophie can even miss me. 14 00:00:27,952 --> 00:00:29,712 - What about right here? - Yeah. 15 00:00:29,736 --> 00:00:31,470 Right here, right here. 16 00:00:34,159 --> 00:00:36,126 They're your mom's favorites. 17 00:01:05,557 --> 00:01:07,968 Best movie ever. 18 00:01:07,992 --> 00:01:10,127 Best movie ever. 19 00:01:21,439 --> 00:01:23,918 Hey, sorry pilot season didn't work out, Kev. 20 00:01:23,942 --> 00:01:26,320 But, you know, it's really good to have you back east. 21 00:01:26,344 --> 00:01:28,704 - Thanks, man. - And look on the bright side. 22 00:01:28,728 --> 00:01:31,158 You got home just in time for your wife's summer break. 23 00:01:31,182 --> 00:01:33,327 I have no idea how you guys did 24 00:01:33,351 --> 00:01:35,062 cross-country for four whole months. 25 00:01:35,086 --> 00:01:37,164 Beth got this internship in Boston this summer, 26 00:01:37,188 --> 00:01:39,708 and, you know, just the thought of us being apart is killing us. 27 00:01:39,732 --> 00:01:41,936 Yeah, well, I haven't even decided if I'm gonna take it. 28 00:01:41,960 --> 00:01:45,673 You guys are being dramatic. Boston isn't even that far away. 29 00:01:45,697 --> 00:01:47,937 I mean, Sophie and I were on different coasts for months. 30 00:01:47,961 --> 00:01:49,276 It was, like, super easy. 31 00:01:49,300 --> 00:01:51,846 I mean, I don't know if it was that easy. 32 00:01:51,870 --> 00:01:53,247 At least, not for me. 33 00:01:53,271 --> 00:01:56,584 I'm just glad that you're home for good. 34 00:01:56,608 --> 00:02:00,054 Okay, everyone, we're leaving for the cabin in 20 minutes. 35 00:02:00,078 --> 00:02:01,522 I want to get up there before dark. 36 00:02:01,546 --> 00:02:03,066 I can't believe I'm going to the cabin 37 00:02:03,090 --> 00:02:04,458 with a bunch of couples. 38 00:02:04,482 --> 00:02:06,482 You're not going with just couples. You'll have me. 39 00:02:06,506 --> 00:02:08,863 Oh, "Her mother said, before Kate smothered herself 40 00:02:08,887 --> 00:02:10,087 to death with a throw pillow." 41 00:02:10,111 --> 00:02:12,900 Stop. You'll have me, too. 42 00:02:12,924 --> 00:02:15,102 You're going to love the cabin. 43 00:02:15,126 --> 00:02:17,538 - It's mad romantic. - Mm-hmm. Yeah, I'm sure. 44 00:02:17,562 --> 00:02:19,773 You know I dig it when you wear your L.L.Bean. 45 00:02:24,469 --> 00:02:26,280 I got to admit, 46 00:02:26,304 --> 00:02:28,883 I am very into lumberjack Randall. 47 00:02:28,907 --> 00:02:30,651 It's fisherman Randall. 48 00:02:30,675 --> 00:02:34,121 Kevin got everybody fly-fishing gear for the bachelor party. 49 00:02:34,145 --> 00:02:37,091 What else you guys have on the agenda this weekend, hmm? 50 00:02:37,115 --> 00:02:38,993 Gonna order up some strippers to the cabin? 51 00:02:40,251 --> 00:02:42,429 Put the "Oh" back in Poconos? 52 00:02:44,289 --> 00:02:46,667 Nicky and Kevin are sober. 53 00:02:46,691 --> 00:02:49,270 Toby isn't exactly rowdy. 54 00:02:49,294 --> 00:02:52,006 And Miguel's idea of fun is a crossword 55 00:02:52,030 --> 00:02:53,741 and a strong herbal tea. 56 00:02:53,765 --> 00:02:56,176 So we'll probably be putting the "ay" 57 00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:58,245 - in Earl Grey. - Ugh. 58 00:02:58,269 --> 00:02:59,949 Are you sure you want to go out there early 59 00:02:59,973 --> 00:03:01,448 for Madison's bachelorette? 60 00:03:01,472 --> 00:03:03,753 With everything you've been going through with the studio? 61 00:03:03,777 --> 00:03:05,586 I'm actually looking forward to it. 62 00:03:05,610 --> 00:03:08,923 You know? Spend a couple days in the sun with our girls. 63 00:03:08,947 --> 00:03:11,759 And then your date will meet you for the wedding. 64 00:03:11,783 --> 00:03:14,261 Oh, well, tell my date that I have 65 00:03:14,285 --> 00:03:16,597 this newly-discovered thing for fishermen. 66 00:03:16,621 --> 00:03:18,181 - Mm-hmm. - He should dress accordingly. 67 00:03:18,205 --> 00:03:20,173 Will do. 68 00:03:27,465 --> 00:03:28,642 Mm-mm. 69 00:03:28,666 --> 00:03:30,634 Leave the boots on. 70 00:03:39,877 --> 00:03:41,789 Okay. 71 00:03:41,813 --> 00:03:45,348 Babe, I don't know. Is this, is this cool or lame? 72 00:03:46,818 --> 00:03:49,099 I just want everything to be perfect for Madison tomorrow. 73 00:03:49,123 --> 00:03:51,398 Yeah, no, it all looks great. 74 00:03:51,422 --> 00:03:53,567 Madison's lucky to have you. 75 00:03:53,591 --> 00:03:56,136 Aw. Well, thank you. 76 00:03:56,160 --> 00:03:58,872 The kids and I are lucky to have you. 77 00:03:58,896 --> 00:04:03,377 Babe, listen, why don't you take this weekend to recharge? 78 00:04:03,401 --> 00:04:06,814 Hang out with the guys and get far, far away 79 00:04:06,838 --> 00:04:08,248 from the Moana soundtrack. 80 00:04:08,272 --> 00:04:10,417 - Oh, God. - You deserve it. 81 00:04:10,441 --> 00:04:12,486 - Mm. Thanks. - Mwah. 82 00:04:12,510 --> 00:04:14,321 Yeah. 83 00:04:14,345 --> 00:04:17,114 I will. 84 00:04:19,217 --> 00:04:21,028 Don't forget your slippers. 85 00:04:21,052 --> 00:04:22,953 You know your toes get like ten little icicles. 86 00:04:23,855 --> 00:04:25,165 Maybe I shouldn't go. 87 00:04:25,189 --> 00:04:28,669 Honey, we've been over this a thousand times. 88 00:04:28,693 --> 00:04:30,337 I'll be fine. 89 00:04:30,361 --> 00:04:33,040 We've barely been out of each other's sight for a year. 90 00:04:33,064 --> 00:04:36,076 Yeah, and it will be refreshing to not have you watching over me 91 00:04:36,100 --> 00:04:38,034 like a hawk for a few days. 92 00:04:40,438 --> 00:04:42,950 Sorry. No, I-I didn't mean that. 93 00:04:42,974 --> 00:04:44,918 Come here. 94 00:04:44,942 --> 00:04:48,022 I'm fine. My meds are working. 95 00:04:48,046 --> 00:04:50,891 My PET scans show no further deterioration. 96 00:04:50,915 --> 00:04:54,228 - I know, and it's amazing. - It is. Yeah. 97 00:04:54,252 --> 00:04:56,486 I will be fine. 98 00:04:58,489 --> 00:05:00,701 Okay. You're right. 99 00:05:00,725 --> 00:05:02,703 Mm-hmm. 100 00:05:02,727 --> 00:05:04,761 - But let me ask you something. - Hmm. 101 00:05:09,333 --> 00:05:11,412 Is it cool? 102 00:05:11,436 --> 00:05:13,047 - It's cool. - For the bachelor party? 103 00:05:13,071 --> 00:05:14,281 - It's very cool. - Oh, yeah? 104 00:05:14,305 --> 00:05:17,418 - You look like Ponch. - Really? 105 00:05:17,442 --> 00:05:19,453 Officer Francis Poncherello, 106 00:05:19,477 --> 00:05:21,488 Erik Estrada's character from CHiPS. 107 00:05:21,512 --> 00:05:22,923 Still got it. 108 00:05:22,947 --> 00:05:24,381 Wow. 109 00:05:30,521 --> 00:05:32,266 - Hey, hey, kid, uh, you got room... - Yeah? 110 00:05:32,290 --> 00:05:34,357 ...in your bag for my new jigsaw puzzle? 111 00:05:35,860 --> 00:05:37,504 No. No, I don't. 112 00:05:37,528 --> 00:05:38,972 Uh, you're not gonna want to bring 113 00:05:38,996 --> 00:05:40,964 a-a jigsaw puzzle to my bachelor party. 114 00:05:43,935 --> 00:05:45,746 All right. 115 00:05:45,770 --> 00:05:47,181 Am I having 116 00:05:47,205 --> 00:05:49,516 the lamest bachelor party ever? 117 00:05:49,540 --> 00:05:51,780 Uh, let's just say I'm not worried about the cops coming. 118 00:05:51,804 --> 00:05:53,915 Right. What about you? You excited for your shindig? 119 00:05:53,939 --> 00:05:56,690 You mean our babies spending the day with the nanny 120 00:05:56,714 --> 00:05:58,425 while your family comes to hang out? 121 00:05:58,449 --> 00:06:00,494 - Yeah. - It's so embarrassing 122 00:06:00,518 --> 00:06:02,078 none of my friends could fly out early. 123 00:06:02,102 --> 00:06:04,598 Well, no, look, I mean, they're all babied up, right? 124 00:06:04,622 --> 00:06:05,999 They're all on the East Coast. 125 00:06:06,023 --> 00:06:08,268 Besides, the Pearsons believe in quality over quantity. 126 00:06:08,292 --> 00:06:10,871 Oh, God. 127 00:06:10,895 --> 00:06:12,773 Uh, Franny's up. I have about two minutes 128 00:06:12,797 --> 00:06:16,110 to rock her back to sleep before she wakes up Nick. 129 00:06:23,574 --> 00:06:24,908 Hello? 130 00:06:25,843 --> 00:06:28,011 Kevin. Hi. 131 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:31,859 Sophie, hey. 132 00:06:31,883 --> 00:06:34,363 I'm sorry... I didn't... I didn't think you were gonna pick up, 133 00:06:34,387 --> 00:06:36,698 'cause I changed my number and I figured you wouldn't take 134 00:06:36,722 --> 00:06:38,665 - an unknown call. - Well, what can I say, 135 00:06:38,689 --> 00:06:41,401 I'm a naturally curious person. 136 00:06:41,425 --> 00:06:45,739 Right, um, anyway, what I was going to say 137 00:06:45,763 --> 00:06:49,209 in my voice mail is that I, 138 00:06:49,233 --> 00:06:53,080 I saw your magazine cover, about your engagement 139 00:06:53,104 --> 00:06:56,106 and your twins, and, um... 140 00:06:57,875 --> 00:06:59,419 I don't know, it just felt weird 141 00:06:59,443 --> 00:07:02,012 not to call and say congratulations. 142 00:07:03,514 --> 00:07:05,726 Well, thank you. Thank you very much. 143 00:07:05,750 --> 00:07:09,396 Yeah, so... congratulations. 144 00:07:09,420 --> 00:07:11,932 I... I mean, your... 145 00:07:11,956 --> 00:07:15,435 your fiancée is beautiful, and, um, 146 00:07:15,459 --> 00:07:17,437 you have not one but two babies. 147 00:07:17,461 --> 00:07:20,774 It's... it's all just really amazing, Kevin. 148 00:07:20,798 --> 00:07:24,178 I'm-I'm really happy for you. 149 00:07:24,202 --> 00:07:28,115 Thank you. Thank you. 150 00:07:28,139 --> 00:07:29,950 Uh, so why'd you change your number? 151 00:07:29,974 --> 00:07:32,219 Oh, that's a long story. 152 00:07:32,243 --> 00:07:33,854 They both took explosive poops. 153 00:07:33,878 --> 00:07:35,522 It's an all-hands-on-deck situation. 154 00:07:35,546 --> 00:07:37,024 Okay, I'm coming. 155 00:07:37,048 --> 00:07:38,625 It's fine, it's fine. 156 00:07:38,649 --> 00:07:40,027 You can just call me back. 157 00:07:40,051 --> 00:07:41,929 Or you don't... Don't call me back. 158 00:07:41,953 --> 00:07:44,513 You don't-don't... That's weird, you don't have to do that and... 159 00:07:44,537 --> 00:07:45,532 No, no, of course, yeah. 160 00:07:45,556 --> 00:07:47,201 No, I'll call you back, um... 161 00:07:47,225 --> 00:07:49,159 You know, and we'll-we'll finish catching up. 162 00:07:50,094 --> 00:07:52,306 Yeah, okay. Bye. 163 00:07:52,330 --> 00:07:53,897 Bye. 164 00:08:23,757 --> 00:08:25,568 Hey, Kev, don't fill up on those. 165 00:08:25,592 --> 00:08:27,152 I'm making mushroom risotto for dinner. 166 00:08:27,176 --> 00:08:28,538 Mushroom what? 167 00:08:28,562 --> 00:08:29,839 I saw it on The Today Show. 168 00:08:29,863 --> 00:08:32,008 Al Roker went crazy for the stuff. 169 00:08:32,032 --> 00:08:33,843 So I was thinking, uh, 170 00:08:33,867 --> 00:08:35,547 if we meet up every weekend, like, halfway, 171 00:08:35,571 --> 00:08:38,381 like, maybe in Connecticut, it'll only a four-hour drive 172 00:08:38,405 --> 00:08:41,184 - for each of us, so... - Randall, are you still talking about that? 173 00:08:41,208 --> 00:08:43,853 Long distance is no big deal. You guys are gonna be fine. 174 00:08:43,877 --> 00:08:45,277 Really. 175 00:08:47,447 --> 00:08:48,758 Will you stop saying that? 176 00:08:48,782 --> 00:08:49,993 Saying what? 177 00:08:50,017 --> 00:08:52,195 That it's no big deal. 178 00:08:52,219 --> 00:08:55,264 Being away from you was really hard for me. 179 00:08:55,288 --> 00:08:58,267 I missed you. 180 00:08:58,291 --> 00:09:01,004 I missed you, too. I'm just trying to be positive. 181 00:09:01,028 --> 00:09:02,872 Be positive about what? We're done 182 00:09:02,896 --> 00:09:04,707 with the whole long-distance thing. 183 00:09:04,731 --> 00:09:06,532 Yeah, for now. 184 00:09:09,102 --> 00:09:11,180 My manager said if I'm gonna take acting serious, 185 00:09:11,204 --> 00:09:12,849 I got to be in L.A. pretty regularly. 186 00:09:12,873 --> 00:09:15,518 So, what, you're just gonna like, constantly be in L.A. 187 00:09:15,542 --> 00:09:18,221 while I'm in New York? 188 00:09:18,245 --> 00:09:20,646 How is this marriage gonna work? 189 00:09:26,920 --> 00:09:28,631 I don't know, Soph. It just will. 190 00:09:28,655 --> 00:09:30,489 Okay? 191 00:09:31,825 --> 00:09:34,727 Great answer. So glad that you thought that through. 192 00:09:37,564 --> 00:09:40,432 You are such a jackass. 193 00:09:55,582 --> 00:09:58,961 There they are! The bachelor party crew. 194 00:09:58,985 --> 00:10:01,264 - What's up? - How was the private jet? 195 00:10:01,288 --> 00:10:03,733 Uh, well, Toby passed out, 196 00:10:03,757 --> 00:10:06,381 so, Miguel, of course, spent the whole time 197 00:10:06,382 --> 00:10:08,627 searching for Wi-Fi so he could get ahold of Mom 198 00:10:08,651 --> 00:10:10,129 and Uncle Nicky took down 199 00:10:10,153 --> 00:10:11,593 an impressive amount of melon balls. 200 00:10:11,617 --> 00:10:13,566 Sounds about right. 201 00:10:13,590 --> 00:10:15,634 - You ready to get your fish on? - Yeah. 202 00:10:15,658 --> 00:10:17,258 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Forecast says rain, 203 00:10:17,282 --> 00:10:19,038 but I don't think the big man upstairs 204 00:10:19,062 --> 00:10:21,373 is gonna let that happen to my bro on his big weekend. 205 00:10:21,397 --> 00:10:24,710 Ah. Hope not. 206 00:10:24,734 --> 00:10:26,312 - Hey, Kev. - Yo. 207 00:10:26,336 --> 00:10:27,713 You did it, man. 208 00:10:27,737 --> 00:10:29,381 Did what? 209 00:10:29,405 --> 00:10:30,816 You remember last Thanksgiving? 210 00:10:30,840 --> 00:10:32,520 You said you wanted to be married with kids 211 00:10:32,544 --> 00:10:34,753 by the time you were 40. 212 00:10:34,777 --> 00:10:36,589 Well, you're doing it. 213 00:10:36,613 --> 00:10:38,991 It's out of order, but, you know, still. 214 00:10:39,015 --> 00:10:40,695 - Randall! You've... - Hey. 215 00:10:40,719 --> 00:10:42,828 You've got to try this plane melon. 216 00:10:42,852 --> 00:10:44,730 It's... I ate 'em on the plane. 217 00:10:44,754 --> 00:10:46,432 Oh, it looks, uh, interesting. 218 00:10:46,456 --> 00:10:47,833 Oh, uh. 219 00:10:47,857 --> 00:10:50,669 - Yeah. - Oh, wow. 220 00:10:50,693 --> 00:10:52,333 - Let's get inside. Come on. - Okay, okay. 221 00:10:53,429 --> 00:10:56,942 Kate, I told you I just wanted a chill girl's day, 222 00:10:56,966 --> 00:10:59,011 and this is already feeling very Eyes Wide Shut. 223 00:10:59,035 --> 00:11:02,014 Okay, okay, one sec. All right, all right. 224 00:11:02,038 --> 00:11:05,784 - You can take it off. - Okay. 225 00:11:05,808 --> 00:11:08,187 Happy bachelorette! 226 00:11:08,211 --> 00:11:10,523 Oh, guys, thank you. 227 00:11:10,547 --> 00:11:13,058 This is beautiful. 228 00:11:13,082 --> 00:11:15,694 Well, only the best for my future sister-in-law. 229 00:11:15,718 --> 00:11:17,963 Aw. Hi. 230 00:11:17,987 --> 00:11:20,299 Hi, sweetheart. 231 00:11:20,323 --> 00:11:21,433 - Beth! - Oh! 232 00:11:21,457 --> 00:11:23,302 - Thank you for coming early. - Oh. 233 00:11:23,326 --> 00:11:24,904 Where are the girls? 234 00:11:24,928 --> 00:11:26,772 Oh, they're back at the hotel watching 235 00:11:26,796 --> 00:11:29,141 - To All the Boys I've Loved Before, Part 9. - Oh. 236 00:11:29,165 --> 00:11:32,478 Besides, I heard that this was a strictly 21 and over event, 237 00:11:32,502 --> 00:11:34,446 - you know, which I am here for. - Oh. 238 00:11:34,470 --> 00:11:38,050 Wait. Why is this a strictly 21 and over event? Hmm? 239 00:11:38,074 --> 00:11:40,319 Uh, well... 240 00:11:40,343 --> 00:11:42,788 - Oh. Who could that be? - Kate. 241 00:11:42,812 --> 00:11:45,212 - No. We talked about this. - Listen, okay, just relax, okay? 242 00:11:45,236 --> 00:11:47,036 I'm not gonna do anything that's gonna land us 243 00:11:47,060 --> 00:11:48,727 in, like, family therapy. 244 00:11:48,751 --> 00:11:50,511 Just take us right to the cusp. 245 00:11:50,535 --> 00:11:52,665 Hi. Come in. 246 00:11:52,689 --> 00:11:54,733 Uh, oh, wait. Just to make sure... you're... 247 00:11:54,757 --> 00:11:57,403 - Vaxxed and waxed for your pleasure. - Sure. 248 00:11:57,427 --> 00:11:59,405 Okay. 249 00:11:59,429 --> 00:12:00,773 Well, come on in. 250 00:12:00,797 --> 00:12:02,274 Madison? 251 00:12:02,298 --> 00:12:04,577 Joe. 252 00:12:04,601 --> 00:12:06,111 What's happening? 253 00:12:06,135 --> 00:12:08,080 If I was a betting woman, I'd say 254 00:12:08,104 --> 00:12:10,416 our girl Madison has a little history with the stripper. 255 00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:12,685 He's not a stripper. He's a model, right? 256 00:12:12,709 --> 00:12:14,753 And he's from a place called Picasso and Prosecco. 257 00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:16,689 So he's gonna make us drinks and then 258 00:12:16,713 --> 00:12:18,157 takes off his clothes off, and then we get to paint him. 259 00:12:18,181 --> 00:12:20,326 I'm sorry. How do you two know each other? 260 00:12:20,350 --> 00:12:22,695 - We dated. - Oh. 261 00:12:22,719 --> 00:12:26,699 Really good to see you, and, um, congratulations. 262 00:12:26,723 --> 00:12:28,367 Thanks. 263 00:12:28,391 --> 00:12:30,869 So, uh, where should we set up? 264 00:12:30,893 --> 00:12:34,206 And did you want to paint me in boxer briefs or full nude? 265 00:12:34,230 --> 00:12:36,231 The latter. 266 00:12:42,858 --> 00:12:44,783 This is why you should always bring a puzzle. 267 00:12:44,784 --> 00:12:46,695 I-I got to go check on Rebecca. 268 00:12:46,719 --> 00:12:48,497 She hasn't texted back in a while. 269 00:12:48,521 --> 00:12:51,500 Miguel, she's with Kate and Beth. 270 00:12:51,524 --> 00:12:52,901 I'm sure she's fine. 271 00:12:52,925 --> 00:12:55,326 - You guys decide on a movie yet? - Um... 272 00:12:57,263 --> 00:12:59,574 Hey, Kev, what about Jerry Maguire? 273 00:12:59,598 --> 00:13:02,044 You used to love this one. 274 00:13:02,068 --> 00:13:04,246 Jerry Maguire? 275 00:13:04,270 --> 00:13:07,049 I love this movie, man. 276 00:13:07,073 --> 00:13:09,051 I saw it with Dad when it first came out. 277 00:13:09,075 --> 00:13:11,053 Uh, shouldn't you go check on Sophie? 278 00:13:11,077 --> 00:13:14,756 She should for sure just blow off some steam. 279 00:13:14,780 --> 00:13:17,859 Yeah. Yeah, I could go for a little Cameron Crowe right now. 280 00:13:17,883 --> 00:13:19,751 Let's do it. 281 00:13:20,619 --> 00:13:23,221 I'll get some snacks. 282 00:13:28,794 --> 00:13:30,706 Can I help you? 283 00:13:30,730 --> 00:13:32,908 Jerry Maguire. 284 00:13:32,932 --> 00:13:37,212 I work in your office. I was on a junket. 285 00:13:37,236 --> 00:13:39,081 I began writing 286 00:13:39,105 --> 00:13:41,083 what they call a "mission statement." 287 00:13:41,107 --> 00:13:43,251 Not a memo, a mission statement. 288 00:13:43,275 --> 00:13:46,288 A night like this doesn't come along very often. 289 00:13:46,312 --> 00:13:48,357 I seized it. 290 00:13:48,381 --> 00:13:52,260 Suddenly, I was my father's son again. 291 00:13:52,284 --> 00:13:55,964 I was remembering the simple pleasures of this job. 292 00:13:55,988 --> 00:13:59,534 ...neural pathways are set, and that's why 293 00:13:59,558 --> 00:14:01,036 it's hard for people to change. 294 00:14:01,060 --> 00:14:03,038 That's why behavior doesn't change very often. 295 00:14:03,062 --> 00:14:07,909 We live in a cynical world. A cynical world. 296 00:14:07,933 --> 00:14:10,579 And we work in a business 297 00:14:10,603 --> 00:14:12,871 of tough competitors. 298 00:14:16,742 --> 00:14:20,989 Wow, Mr. Pearson was ridiculously handsome. 299 00:14:21,013 --> 00:14:23,458 Even with the mustache. 300 00:14:23,482 --> 00:14:25,894 Yep, he was. 301 00:14:25,918 --> 00:14:29,398 Hey, congratulations, by the way, 302 00:14:29,422 --> 00:14:31,800 on the internship in Boston. 303 00:14:31,824 --> 00:14:33,969 It sounds very exciting. 304 00:14:33,993 --> 00:14:35,737 Thanks. 305 00:14:35,761 --> 00:14:38,240 Yeah, I'm-I'm still pretty 50-50 on it. 306 00:14:38,264 --> 00:14:40,742 I know it's none of my business, 307 00:14:40,766 --> 00:14:43,612 but I think you and Randall are strong enough 308 00:14:43,636 --> 00:14:45,414 to handle being apart for a few months. 309 00:14:45,438 --> 00:14:49,084 If this is something you're passionate about doing. 310 00:14:49,108 --> 00:14:50,919 I know. 311 00:14:50,943 --> 00:14:54,689 I'm actually not worried about me and Randall. 312 00:14:54,713 --> 00:14:57,692 It's this amazing urban planning firm. 313 00:14:57,716 --> 00:15:00,262 They focus on creating these public spaces 314 00:15:00,286 --> 00:15:01,963 for underserved communities. 315 00:15:01,987 --> 00:15:05,300 That sounds like a special thing to be a part of. 316 00:15:05,324 --> 00:15:08,470 Yeah, it would be, um, 317 00:15:08,494 --> 00:15:10,172 but it's also really intense. 318 00:15:10,196 --> 00:15:12,307 Like, they give their interns their own projects 319 00:15:12,331 --> 00:15:14,943 to work on and manage and... 320 00:15:14,967 --> 00:15:16,945 I just... 321 00:15:16,969 --> 00:15:21,105 I'm just not sure how much more failure I can take, you know? 322 00:15:24,076 --> 00:15:26,054 Did Randall tell you that I used to dance? 323 00:15:26,078 --> 00:15:28,313 He did. 324 00:15:30,316 --> 00:15:33,161 Did he tell you that I used to sing? 325 00:15:33,185 --> 00:15:35,964 Hmm. He did. 326 00:15:35,988 --> 00:15:38,066 So I know the feeling 327 00:15:38,090 --> 00:15:41,369 of having a dream cut off at the knees. 328 00:15:41,393 --> 00:15:44,039 But you... are too young 329 00:15:44,063 --> 00:15:45,740 and too smart and too strong 330 00:15:45,764 --> 00:15:48,009 to not find new dreams and go for them. 331 00:15:48,033 --> 00:15:52,337 And I suspect when you do, you will blow everyone away. 332 00:15:59,578 --> 00:16:02,491 Ugh. 333 00:16:02,515 --> 00:16:04,860 I can't get the right color for his nipples. 334 00:16:04,884 --> 00:16:07,896 Hmm. Why don't you try a little orange? 335 00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:10,699 Oh. 336 00:16:10,723 --> 00:16:12,234 Madison, is this too weird? 337 00:16:12,258 --> 00:16:14,098 'Cause I can send him home. Like, I have plenty 338 00:16:14,122 --> 00:16:15,566 of other activities that we can do. 339 00:16:15,590 --> 00:16:17,706 No, it's fine. Honestly, I decided 340 00:16:17,730 --> 00:16:20,775 the best revenge against a guy that ghosted me 341 00:16:20,799 --> 00:16:23,378 is painting him naked days before 342 00:16:23,402 --> 00:16:25,080 I marry one of People's Most Beautiful. 343 00:16:25,104 --> 00:16:27,015 - You're damn right it is. - Wait. 344 00:16:27,039 --> 00:16:28,416 What-what does "ghosted" mean? 345 00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:30,385 It's when you go out with someone, 346 00:16:30,409 --> 00:16:31,953 and then they end things 347 00:16:31,977 --> 00:16:33,788 by not returning your calls or your texts. 348 00:16:33,812 --> 00:16:36,858 Just disappearing, like a ghost. 349 00:16:36,882 --> 00:16:38,260 What? 350 00:16:38,284 --> 00:16:39,794 That's horrible. 351 00:16:39,818 --> 00:16:41,596 - Mm-hmm. - You are horrible, Joe. 352 00:16:41,620 --> 00:16:43,431 - I know. - Well, 353 00:16:43,455 --> 00:16:45,535 at least you never have to deal with that crap again. 354 00:16:45,559 --> 00:16:47,135 Here's to 355 00:16:47,159 --> 00:16:50,071 - never dating again. - Mm. 356 00:16:50,095 --> 00:16:52,240 - Cheers. - And to Kevin 357 00:16:52,264 --> 00:16:54,242 knowing a great thing when he saw it. 358 00:16:54,266 --> 00:16:55,377 That part. 359 00:16:56,769 --> 00:16:58,914 I mean, sure. Kind of. 360 00:16:58,938 --> 00:17:00,815 Hmm? What do you mean? 361 00:17:00,839 --> 00:17:03,118 I mean, you know, he didn't exactly 362 00:17:03,142 --> 00:17:05,253 jump at the chance to be with me. 363 00:17:05,277 --> 00:17:07,055 It took an accidental pregnancy. 364 00:17:07,079 --> 00:17:09,090 Come on. He would have figured it out 365 00:17:09,114 --> 00:17:10,892 - without that. - Maybe. 366 00:17:10,916 --> 00:17:13,929 But I certainly wasn't reeling him in with the cute, 367 00:17:13,953 --> 00:17:16,688 bantery texts I sent after we slept together. 368 00:17:18,157 --> 00:17:21,937 Wait. So, was Kevin being a ghost to you? 369 00:17:21,961 --> 00:17:25,941 Not totally. I mean, he'd always answer me. 370 00:17:25,965 --> 00:17:28,900 He was totally polite. 371 00:17:29,802 --> 00:17:32,514 It's fine, you guys, really. 372 00:17:32,538 --> 00:17:36,117 The night we got together was super weird. 373 00:17:36,141 --> 00:17:38,920 I mean, I understand why he wasn't in the mindset to, like, 374 00:17:38,944 --> 00:17:41,423 you know, ask me on a date. 375 00:17:41,447 --> 00:17:43,728 Well, you know, I believe everything happens for a reason. 376 00:17:43,752 --> 00:17:46,328 - Mm-hmm. - Thank God for Kevin's 377 00:17:46,352 --> 00:17:48,330 powerful sperm making him see the light. 378 00:17:48,354 --> 00:17:50,699 That's my brother, but cheers? 379 00:17:50,723 --> 00:17:52,467 - Hear! Hear! - Oh. 380 00:17:52,491 --> 00:17:54,469 Cheers. 381 00:17:55,894 --> 00:17:58,940 - Oh, my. - Slight turn for me, Joe? 382 00:17:58,964 --> 00:17:59,941 Mm. 383 00:17:59,965 --> 00:18:02,711 Okay. 384 00:18:02,735 --> 00:18:06,948 I failed as much as I've succeeded, 385 00:18:06,972 --> 00:18:10,485 but I love my wife, I love my life, 386 00:18:10,509 --> 00:18:12,954 and I wish you my kind of success. 387 00:18:12,978 --> 00:18:15,523 Oh, man, still holds up. 388 00:18:15,547 --> 00:18:17,158 I can't believe 389 00:18:17,182 --> 00:18:19,102 they never gave Cuba and Regina a sequel, though. 390 00:18:19,126 --> 00:18:20,766 I would have watched the hell out of that. 391 00:18:20,790 --> 00:18:22,564 - Hmm. - Kev, what'd you think? 392 00:18:22,588 --> 00:18:24,308 - Yup. - Everything you remembered it to be? 393 00:18:24,332 --> 00:18:26,766 I think you're right. Still holds up. 394 00:18:27,326 --> 00:18:29,070 That's it? 395 00:18:29,094 --> 00:18:31,373 Dude, I remember when you first watched this movie. 396 00:18:31,397 --> 00:18:33,408 You nearly blew a hole through the roof 397 00:18:33,432 --> 00:18:35,577 you were so excited. 398 00:18:35,601 --> 00:18:38,913 You must relate to this movie like crazy. 399 00:18:38,937 --> 00:18:41,216 It's practically the story of your life. 400 00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:44,352 What are you...? What's that...? What do you mean? 401 00:18:44,376 --> 00:18:47,222 Well, you know, I mean, guy falls for the kid, or 402 00:18:47,246 --> 00:18:49,257 in your case, the idea of kids, 403 00:18:49,281 --> 00:18:52,594 more than he falls for the actual girl, you know? 404 00:18:52,618 --> 00:18:54,663 But he sticks by her just because he's trying 405 00:18:54,687 --> 00:18:56,187 to do the right thing. 406 00:18:57,089 --> 00:18:59,267 You even look like him. 407 00:18:59,291 --> 00:19:02,570 I mean, you sound like him, you act like him. It's... 408 00:19:02,594 --> 00:19:04,906 Like who? 409 00:19:04,930 --> 00:19:09,066 Jerry Maguire! You're like Jerry Maguire 2.0. 410 00:19:10,936 --> 00:19:14,883 Mm. Yeah, look, U-Uncle Nicky, 411 00:19:14,907 --> 00:19:18,353 I'm not marrying Madison because I got her pregnant. 412 00:19:18,377 --> 00:19:21,923 I'm... I'm marrying her because I'm-I'm crazy about her. 413 00:19:21,947 --> 00:19:25,794 Oh. Well, I'm... 414 00:19:29,588 --> 00:19:32,400 Good news. Rebecca's fine. 415 00:19:32,424 --> 00:19:35,493 She's just painting a naked man with the rest of the wives. 416 00:19:40,717 --> 00:19:44,858 To be honest, I failed as much as I've succeeded, 417 00:19:44,859 --> 00:19:48,706 but I love my wife, I love my life, 418 00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:52,332 and I wish you my kind of success. 419 00:19:54,202 --> 00:19:56,470 I forgot how amazing that movie is. 420 00:19:57,739 --> 00:19:59,717 Did you guys like it? 421 00:19:59,741 --> 00:20:02,019 Cuba Gooding, Jr. and Regina King kind of remind me 422 00:20:02,043 --> 00:20:04,324 - of a certain couple I know. - Yeah, I saw that. 423 00:20:05,547 --> 00:20:07,725 That's it? 424 00:20:07,749 --> 00:20:10,027 I-I mean, what about Jerry? 425 00:20:10,051 --> 00:20:13,364 I mean, like, his whole character, you know? I mean, 426 00:20:13,388 --> 00:20:14,899 Jerry Maguire is the kind of guy 427 00:20:14,923 --> 00:20:16,723 who decides what he wants, and he goes for it. 428 00:20:23,064 --> 00:20:25,199 I'll be back soon. 429 00:20:28,737 --> 00:20:32,416 Your brother had, like, a spiritual experience 430 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:34,652 - watching Jerry Maguire. - Yeah. 431 00:20:34,676 --> 00:20:37,488 - I've never seen that look in his eyes. - Whoa. 432 00:20:37,512 --> 00:20:40,091 I've always liked Renée Zellweger. 433 00:20:40,115 --> 00:20:41,792 When I first saw her, I said, 434 00:20:41,816 --> 00:20:43,928 "You know, that's-that's a woman that's going places. 435 00:20:43,952 --> 00:20:46,998 She's extremely talented, uh, she has a-a beautiful mouth." 436 00:20:47,022 --> 00:20:51,125 Miguel, that is an extremely weird thing to say, man. 437 00:20:51,993 --> 00:20:54,897 Tobias? What's your review? 438 00:20:56,531 --> 00:20:58,776 - Of the movie? - Yeah. 439 00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:00,344 I liked it. 440 00:21:00,368 --> 00:21:02,680 Hey, are you okay, man? 441 00:21:02,704 --> 00:21:04,682 You've been really quiet tonight. 442 00:21:04,706 --> 00:21:07,251 - Yeah. I... - Why would you say that to me? 443 00:21:07,275 --> 00:21:10,287 That I'm only marrying Madison just 444 00:21:10,311 --> 00:21:12,757 because I want to do the right thing? Why would you say that? 445 00:21:12,781 --> 00:21:15,526 Are we still on this? I-I was just running my mouth. 446 00:21:15,550 --> 00:21:17,161 I w... Just forget I said it. 447 00:21:17,185 --> 00:21:19,296 No, I don't want to forget it. 448 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:21,499 I don't want to forget it because it's rude, man. 449 00:21:21,523 --> 00:21:23,290 It's rude, and it's mean. 450 00:21:25,894 --> 00:21:28,506 And, look, I-I know you've been cooped up 451 00:21:28,530 --> 00:21:30,675 i-in a trailer by yourself for the past 40 years, 452 00:21:30,699 --> 00:21:32,943 and you have apparently forgotten how to talk to people, 453 00:21:32,967 --> 00:21:35,613 but that doesn't give you the right to come into a room 454 00:21:35,637 --> 00:21:37,838 - and just act like a jackass. - Kev. 455 00:21:38,707 --> 00:21:40,607 Why don't you take a breath? 456 00:21:43,545 --> 00:21:47,058 Yeah. I'll take a breath. 457 00:21:47,082 --> 00:21:48,859 Okay, 458 00:21:48,883 --> 00:21:50,963 who's ready for the next activity? 459 00:21:50,987 --> 00:21:52,897 I got Kev to play The Newlywed Game. 460 00:21:57,058 --> 00:21:58,736 - No. - Hey, will you ladies wait for me? 461 00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:01,238 - This sangria's going right through me. - Okay. 462 00:22:01,262 --> 00:22:03,340 - What did you do? - Well, we'll have to wait 463 00:22:03,364 --> 00:22:05,009 - to find out. - This is crazy. 464 00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:07,513 - It's gonna be so great. - Aah, I'm so nervous. 465 00:22:09,838 --> 00:22:11,348 Beth? 466 00:22:11,372 --> 00:22:14,018 Oh. Hey. 467 00:22:14,042 --> 00:22:16,476 What's going on? 468 00:22:17,779 --> 00:22:20,157 I reached out to a job recruiter 469 00:22:20,181 --> 00:22:22,193 just to figure out my next steps, 470 00:22:22,217 --> 00:22:25,362 and she got back to me with a couple listings 471 00:22:25,386 --> 00:22:29,957 from some very traditional dance conservatories. 472 00:22:30,792 --> 00:22:32,670 That's a good thing, isn't it? 473 00:22:32,694 --> 00:22:33,938 Could be. 474 00:22:33,962 --> 00:22:35,940 It's just these dance academies 475 00:22:35,964 --> 00:22:39,677 took something I love and made it joyless. 476 00:22:39,701 --> 00:22:41,912 It's a broken system, Rebecca. 477 00:22:41,936 --> 00:22:44,137 I just... I don't want to be a part of it. 478 00:22:45,573 --> 00:22:48,514 You do know you're the most impressive person I know? 479 00:22:48,538 --> 00:22:49,520 Oh. 480 00:22:49,544 --> 00:22:53,190 Right? No, no, I mean it. I'm serious. 481 00:22:53,214 --> 00:22:55,059 The... 482 00:22:55,083 --> 00:22:56,761 The mom you are. 483 00:22:56,785 --> 00:22:59,820 The career woman you are. 484 00:23:00,722 --> 00:23:02,285 The wife you are 485 00:23:02,286 --> 00:23:05,099 to a man who is kind of a full-time job 486 00:23:05,123 --> 00:23:07,157 in his own right. 487 00:23:08,126 --> 00:23:09,803 So I say 488 00:23:09,827 --> 00:23:13,841 if these traditional dance academies are broken, 489 00:23:13,865 --> 00:23:15,232 go change them. 490 00:23:16,134 --> 00:23:19,469 Go in there and do what you always do. 491 00:23:20,304 --> 00:23:23,340 Blow us all away. 492 00:23:29,747 --> 00:23:33,360 - Okay. Let's do this. - All right. 493 00:23:33,384 --> 00:23:34,795 Listen, full disclosure. 494 00:23:34,819 --> 00:23:36,739 I gave Nicky the questions, and he recorded this, 495 00:23:36,763 --> 00:23:39,066 so I have no idea what to expect. 496 00:23:40,892 --> 00:23:43,303 Where are the damn questions? 497 00:23:43,327 --> 00:23:45,039 Hello, ladies. I hope you're enjoying 498 00:23:45,063 --> 00:23:47,474 Uncle Nicky's lovely, charming commentary. 499 00:23:47,498 --> 00:23:48,618 Here we go. 500 00:23:48,642 --> 00:23:49,738 All right. 501 00:23:49,762 --> 00:23:51,078 Uh, first question. 502 00:23:51,102 --> 00:23:55,249 What is Madison's idea of a perfect Sunday morning? 503 00:23:55,273 --> 00:23:56,917 Okay, so, you're gonna answer, 504 00:23:56,941 --> 00:23:58,501 and then we'll see if he gets it right. 505 00:23:58,525 --> 00:24:01,255 Okay. Um, well, 506 00:24:01,279 --> 00:24:04,158 I kind of can't stop daydreaming 507 00:24:04,182 --> 00:24:05,993 about when I'll be able to sleep in again. 508 00:24:06,017 --> 00:24:07,861 I think 509 00:24:07,885 --> 00:24:10,564 Kevin will say that my perfect Sunday morning 510 00:24:10,588 --> 00:24:13,233 is sleeping till noon 511 00:24:13,257 --> 00:24:15,235 and then hanging with him and the twins 512 00:24:15,259 --> 00:24:17,004 - in bed. - Hmm. 513 00:24:17,028 --> 00:24:18,748 - All right. Good answer. - All right. 514 00:24:18,772 --> 00:24:20,452 - Let's see. - Come on, Kev. 515 00:24:20,476 --> 00:24:21,875 Uh... Well, let's see. 516 00:24:21,899 --> 00:24:24,344 Um, she's been 517 00:24:24,368 --> 00:24:26,747 sort of fantasizing a lot lately about sleeping in. 518 00:24:26,771 --> 00:24:28,051 Aw. 519 00:24:28,075 --> 00:24:30,717 So I would say sleep till afternoon, 520 00:24:30,741 --> 00:24:34,588 um, and then cappuccino, 521 00:24:34,612 --> 00:24:36,957 and we invite the kids in, 522 00:24:36,981 --> 00:24:40,694 and we just sort of hang out and cuddle in bed 523 00:24:40,718 --> 00:24:43,397 for the next couple hours with Thing One and Thing Two. 524 00:24:43,421 --> 00:24:45,094 Aw. 525 00:24:45,095 --> 00:24:47,534 All right! He knows your drink. 526 00:24:47,558 --> 00:24:48,969 Now, that's the lamest thing 527 00:24:48,993 --> 00:24:50,938 - I ever heard. Um... - Just ask the next... 528 00:24:50,962 --> 00:24:54,975 Okay. Uh, describe Madison's dream 529 00:24:54,999 --> 00:24:58,401 for your future together once you're empty nesters. 530 00:24:59,937 --> 00:25:02,082 Oof. Okay. That's a hard one. 531 00:25:02,106 --> 00:25:04,318 It feels so far away. 532 00:25:04,342 --> 00:25:06,386 Um... 533 00:25:06,410 --> 00:25:09,957 I hope we'll travel a lot. 534 00:25:09,981 --> 00:25:12,226 And go out 535 00:25:12,250 --> 00:25:15,262 for long, romantic dinners 536 00:25:15,286 --> 00:25:18,722 where we sit and talk until they kick us out. 537 00:25:19,624 --> 00:25:21,435 Like those older couples you see 538 00:25:21,459 --> 00:25:23,699 who still haven't run out of things to say to each other. 539 00:25:24,929 --> 00:25:28,242 Really, I just hope that things will slow down 540 00:25:28,266 --> 00:25:29,743 and we can sort of... 541 00:25:29,767 --> 00:25:32,056 discover the world all over again. Together. 542 00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:35,616 - Ah. - Sorry. That was a lot. 543 00:25:36,584 --> 00:25:38,344 - So romantic. - That was so beautiful. 544 00:25:38,368 --> 00:25:40,187 - It was the perfect answer. - So sweet. 545 00:25:40,211 --> 00:25:42,256 Let's see what our Romeo says. 546 00:25:44,215 --> 00:25:48,262 Dream of a future together once we're empty nesters. 547 00:25:48,286 --> 00:25:50,286 - It's a trick question. - What do you mean? 548 00:25:50,310 --> 00:25:51,865 Well, Madison knows 549 00:25:51,889 --> 00:25:55,869 that I refuse to grow old, so the question is moot. 550 00:25:55,893 --> 00:25:57,204 Oh, my God. 551 00:25:57,228 --> 00:25:59,173 I know Kevin wants to stay 40 forever. 552 00:25:59,197 --> 00:26:01,175 - I should've guessed that. - Boo. 553 00:26:01,199 --> 00:26:03,110 Okay. Next question. 554 00:26:04,669 --> 00:26:06,213 There you are. 555 00:26:06,237 --> 00:26:07,481 Good, you're back. 556 00:26:07,505 --> 00:26:09,216 I wrote my mission statement. 557 00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:10,484 Your what? 558 00:26:10,508 --> 00:26:12,352 Like in Jerry Maguire. 559 00:26:12,376 --> 00:26:14,221 His was about the future of sports agencies. 560 00:26:14,245 --> 00:26:16,056 Mine is about my future with you. 561 00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:17,847 Oh, my God. 562 00:26:19,750 --> 00:26:21,461 "Sophie, 563 00:26:21,485 --> 00:26:22,963 "as you know, 564 00:26:22,987 --> 00:26:26,033 "I have big dreams of becoming a famous actor. 565 00:26:26,057 --> 00:26:28,168 "I love you, Soph. 566 00:26:28,192 --> 00:26:30,337 "And I can see our whole lives together. 567 00:26:30,361 --> 00:26:32,706 "In a couple years, we'll have another wedding. 568 00:26:32,730 --> 00:26:36,476 "A fancy one with guests and cake and everything. 569 00:26:36,500 --> 00:26:38,745 "And then a couple years later, we'll have kids. 570 00:26:38,769 --> 00:26:40,147 "And we'll be the kind of parents 571 00:26:40,171 --> 00:26:42,082 "that are disgustingly in love with each other. 572 00:26:42,106 --> 00:26:43,684 "Like my parents were. 573 00:26:43,708 --> 00:26:46,887 "And one day, we'll be that embarrassing couple 574 00:26:46,911 --> 00:26:49,489 "that dances to the piano in an Italian restaurant 575 00:26:49,513 --> 00:26:52,059 "when nobody else is dancing. 576 00:26:52,083 --> 00:26:54,061 "That's my ultimate dream, Sophie. 577 00:26:54,085 --> 00:26:57,721 You and me to the very end." 578 00:27:00,725 --> 00:27:02,569 Earth to Kate. You got to hit 579 00:27:02,593 --> 00:27:04,713 - play so I can hear the next question. - Sorry. 580 00:27:04,737 --> 00:27:06,497 Yes. Yes, yes. 581 00:27:06,521 --> 00:27:07,547 Uh, here we go. 582 00:27:20,043 --> 00:27:23,189 Rain's letting up. Nicky found some dry firewood. 583 00:27:23,213 --> 00:27:25,358 He's got a nice fire going on outside. 584 00:27:25,382 --> 00:27:28,317 Think it's some kind of caveman-esque peace offering. 585 00:27:29,186 --> 00:27:31,164 My old Jerry Maguire mission statement. 586 00:27:31,188 --> 00:27:33,499 - Ah. - Yeah. 587 00:27:33,523 --> 00:27:36,292 Remember that? So embarrassing. 588 00:27:39,930 --> 00:27:43,042 No, man. It's romantic. 589 00:27:43,066 --> 00:27:44,544 - Yeah? - Yeah. 590 00:27:44,568 --> 00:27:46,179 Ah. 591 00:27:47,571 --> 00:27:50,639 Sophie reached out to me, and, um... 592 00:27:52,108 --> 00:27:53,753 I don't know. She said she saw the article 593 00:27:53,777 --> 00:27:56,389 about me and Madison getting married, 594 00:27:56,413 --> 00:27:57,990 and she wanted to... 595 00:27:58,014 --> 00:28:01,317 call and congratulate me, so... 596 00:28:07,891 --> 00:28:10,203 I mean, 597 00:28:10,227 --> 00:28:12,838 how does anyone ever really know 598 00:28:12,862 --> 00:28:15,364 who they're supposed to marry? 599 00:28:19,035 --> 00:28:21,380 You know what, man? 600 00:28:21,404 --> 00:28:23,516 Come with me. 601 00:28:23,540 --> 00:28:25,641 - Yeah? All right. - Come on. 602 00:28:27,711 --> 00:28:29,222 Listen up, 603 00:28:29,246 --> 00:28:32,725 fellas. Our boy here's got a classic case of cold feet. 604 00:28:32,749 --> 00:28:34,527 I think he needs a good talking-to. 605 00:28:34,551 --> 00:28:36,551 - No, I'm fine. - You are not fine, 606 00:28:36,575 --> 00:28:39,532 - sir. You are a mess. - Uh... Okay. 607 00:28:39,556 --> 00:28:42,034 As for the rest of you, 608 00:28:42,058 --> 00:28:44,036 you're not on top of your game, either. 609 00:28:44,060 --> 00:28:45,638 Okay, Miguel, 610 00:28:45,662 --> 00:28:48,407 you have been obsessing over our mother since you got here. 611 00:28:48,431 --> 00:28:50,543 Tobias, you are missing 612 00:28:50,567 --> 00:28:53,813 that usual je ne sais quoi that makes you so appealing. 613 00:28:53,837 --> 00:28:55,147 And, Nicky... 614 00:28:55,171 --> 00:28:57,316 Well, you're always odd, so... 615 00:28:58,675 --> 00:29:00,419 So, what's up? Who wants to go first? 616 00:29:00,443 --> 00:29:01,954 Come on. Real talk. 617 00:29:01,978 --> 00:29:04,390 This is the lamest bachelor party 618 00:29:04,414 --> 00:29:06,094 I've ever been to, and I've never even been 619 00:29:06,118 --> 00:29:08,561 - to one. - Nicky, shut it. Please. 620 00:29:08,585 --> 00:29:10,285 Who's first? 621 00:29:14,491 --> 00:29:17,803 I'm, like, the world's greatest rom-com fan. 622 00:29:17,827 --> 00:29:19,939 Okay? Like, th... Like, there's... 623 00:29:19,963 --> 00:29:22,241 there's literally never been 624 00:29:22,265 --> 00:29:24,944 a-a Hollywood ending that I have not loved. 625 00:29:24,968 --> 00:29:28,514 And usually, I hate it, 626 00:29:28,538 --> 00:29:32,084 I hate it when people try to poke holes 627 00:29:32,108 --> 00:29:35,077 i-in the romantic ending. 628 00:29:36,479 --> 00:29:39,492 But after watching that movie, I could only think one thing. 629 00:29:39,516 --> 00:29:42,628 They're just... They're never gonna make it. 630 00:29:42,652 --> 00:29:45,031 Nothing has changed. 631 00:29:45,055 --> 00:29:47,366 All he did was deliver an incredible line 632 00:29:47,390 --> 00:29:49,969 to some divorce support group. All right? 633 00:29:49,993 --> 00:29:51,337 Jerry is gonna work too hard. 634 00:29:51,361 --> 00:29:53,272 Dorothy's gonna resent him for that. 635 00:29:53,296 --> 00:29:55,207 And that little kid is gonna get the short end of the stick 636 00:29:55,231 --> 00:29:56,876 'cause they'll never stop fighting, 637 00:29:56,900 --> 00:29:58,811 and soon he's gonna be mad and sad 638 00:29:58,835 --> 00:30:00,235 instead of adorable and precocious. 639 00:30:00,259 --> 00:30:02,059 And I could just see their whole little family 640 00:30:02,083 --> 00:30:03,482 in-in-in this boat, 641 00:30:03,506 --> 00:30:06,475 and the boat is just-just filled with holes. 642 00:30:11,915 --> 00:30:14,293 I'm s... I'm sorry. 643 00:30:14,317 --> 00:30:16,529 I'm sorry. I'm in a weird place. 644 00:30:16,553 --> 00:30:18,787 I... 645 00:30:21,191 --> 00:30:24,904 I really, really need a new job. 646 00:30:24,928 --> 00:30:27,139 I need it financially, 647 00:30:27,163 --> 00:30:29,308 and I need it for my sanity. 648 00:30:29,332 --> 00:30:31,344 And I haven't had a nibble. 649 00:30:31,368 --> 00:30:33,288 Except for this one opportunity in San Francisco, 650 00:30:33,312 --> 00:30:34,580 which is clearly a nonstarter 651 00:30:34,604 --> 00:30:38,307 for anybody with two kids under two, so... 652 00:30:42,212 --> 00:30:44,490 Tobias, 653 00:30:44,514 --> 00:30:47,316 you're gonna be okay. 654 00:30:48,218 --> 00:30:50,262 Your boat's gonna weather the storm. 655 00:30:50,286 --> 00:30:53,489 I promise you. 656 00:30:59,028 --> 00:31:01,941 That movie... 657 00:31:01,965 --> 00:31:05,000 just-just put me in a bad mood. 658 00:31:06,870 --> 00:31:08,848 You know, like all romantic comedies do. 659 00:31:08,872 --> 00:31:12,518 I mean, and romantic dramas and romantic dramedies. 660 00:31:12,542 --> 00:31:15,688 Yeah, you know, anything that... where there's romance 661 00:31:15,712 --> 00:31:17,356 - involved... - Yeah, we get it, Nicky. 662 00:31:17,380 --> 00:31:19,525 I just... I-I just can't relate to them. 663 00:31:19,549 --> 00:31:21,316 I just... 664 00:31:22,919 --> 00:31:26,699 I had one relationship 50 years ago. 665 00:31:26,723 --> 00:31:29,034 Sally Brooks. 666 00:31:29,058 --> 00:31:31,203 And I blew it. 667 00:31:31,227 --> 00:31:35,040 I blew it. I mean, there's no second chances. 668 00:31:35,064 --> 00:31:37,309 There's no happy endings. 669 00:31:37,333 --> 00:31:38,477 I... 670 00:31:38,501 --> 00:31:40,780 I lost the girl. 671 00:31:40,804 --> 00:31:43,149 Roll credits. 672 00:31:43,173 --> 00:31:45,107 And, uh... 673 00:31:46,009 --> 00:31:48,654 And I think... 674 00:31:48,678 --> 00:31:51,157 I think that's why I said all that stuff to you. 675 00:31:51,181 --> 00:31:55,250 I was just pissed off about my own crappy love life. 676 00:31:56,319 --> 00:31:58,420 I'm sorry. 677 00:32:02,025 --> 00:32:04,570 Well, maybe you were onto something. 678 00:32:04,594 --> 00:32:06,461 You know? I mean... 679 00:32:07,530 --> 00:32:10,009 Would Madison and I have ended up together 680 00:32:10,033 --> 00:32:12,244 if life hadn't thrown us together in some weird way? 681 00:32:12,268 --> 00:32:13,802 I... 682 00:32:14,938 --> 00:32:16,872 I don't know. 683 00:32:20,376 --> 00:32:22,688 When your mother and I 684 00:32:22,712 --> 00:32:24,256 started seeing each other, 685 00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:27,827 I remember thinking a lot about that expression 686 00:32:27,851 --> 00:32:29,995 "written in the stars." 687 00:32:30,019 --> 00:32:33,632 I'd always loved that expression. 688 00:32:33,656 --> 00:32:37,636 The idea that the universe had big plans 689 00:32:37,660 --> 00:32:42,541 for two strangers before they've even crossed paths. 690 00:32:42,565 --> 00:32:46,468 I remember thinking that's how it was for your mom and dad. 691 00:32:47,370 --> 00:32:48,670 Written in the stars. 692 00:32:50,139 --> 00:32:53,018 I knew it wasn't like that 693 00:32:53,042 --> 00:32:55,020 for me and her. 694 00:32:55,044 --> 00:32:56,689 It was... 695 00:32:56,713 --> 00:32:59,458 strange, the way we came together. 696 00:32:59,482 --> 00:33:01,360 I knew that. 697 00:33:01,384 --> 00:33:04,697 And I was filled with doubt on our wedding day. 698 00:33:04,721 --> 00:33:07,466 For many days after. 699 00:33:07,490 --> 00:33:08,868 But then... 700 00:33:08,892 --> 00:33:11,693 the years went by. 701 00:33:12,562 --> 00:33:14,874 And I realized: 702 00:33:14,898 --> 00:33:16,876 it's okay. 703 00:33:16,900 --> 00:33:19,078 That, yes, 704 00:33:19,102 --> 00:33:23,271 there are some love stories that are written in the stars. 705 00:33:24,507 --> 00:33:27,319 There are other love stories... 706 00:33:27,343 --> 00:33:29,311 They're written together. 707 00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:34,760 Two people the universe had no plans for 708 00:33:34,784 --> 00:33:38,186 writing their story in the stars together. 709 00:33:39,956 --> 00:33:42,701 That's pretty fantastic, too. 710 00:33:42,725 --> 00:33:44,993 Isn't it? 711 00:33:50,867 --> 00:33:54,346 I think Jerry and Dorothy made it, Kevin. 712 00:33:54,370 --> 00:33:56,471 I really do. 713 00:34:02,745 --> 00:34:05,024 This is the strangest bachelor party in history. 714 00:34:05,048 --> 00:34:06,458 Oh, it's borderline awful. 715 00:34:06,482 --> 00:34:07,860 Yeah... 716 00:34:07,884 --> 00:34:11,864 Can the non-sober people have, like, a beer? 717 00:34:13,323 --> 00:34:15,200 Yeah, please. Please do. 718 00:34:15,224 --> 00:34:16,569 Okay! 719 00:34:18,561 --> 00:34:20,529 Thank you, man. 720 00:34:26,997 --> 00:34:29,642 I said yes to meeting on those jobs. 721 00:34:29,666 --> 00:34:32,211 Oh, Beths. That's great. 722 00:34:34,070 --> 00:34:35,982 Thank you for earlier. 723 00:34:36,006 --> 00:34:37,483 What you said, you know? 724 00:34:37,507 --> 00:34:39,552 I just... I really needed to hear it. 725 00:34:39,576 --> 00:34:41,153 Oh, please. You're welcome. 726 00:34:41,177 --> 00:34:43,422 Hey, honestly, I should be thanking you. 727 00:34:43,446 --> 00:34:45,758 What? Why? 728 00:34:45,782 --> 00:34:48,594 For opening up to me 729 00:34:48,618 --> 00:34:50,496 about what you've been going through. 730 00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:53,933 Y-You sharing with me like that made me feel normal, 731 00:34:53,957 --> 00:34:56,002 not like... 732 00:34:56,026 --> 00:34:57,336 ...not like some patient 733 00:34:57,360 --> 00:34:58,971 that everyone has to tip-toe around. 734 00:34:58,995 --> 00:35:01,407 What are you talking about? 735 00:35:01,431 --> 00:35:02,942 Miguel is... 736 00:35:02,966 --> 00:35:05,277 an angel. 737 00:35:05,301 --> 00:35:07,580 But I feel him worrying about me all the time, 738 00:35:07,604 --> 00:35:09,915 and it can be oppressive. 739 00:35:09,939 --> 00:35:11,417 Mm. 740 00:35:11,441 --> 00:35:12,585 Kevin and Kate 741 00:35:12,609 --> 00:35:14,487 don't ask me to help out with their kids. 742 00:35:14,511 --> 00:35:17,156 And even Randall went on this... 743 00:35:17,180 --> 00:35:20,493 road trip to New Orleans to find out about his birth mother, 744 00:35:20,517 --> 00:35:23,362 and he's barely even mentioned a word of it to me, and... 745 00:35:23,386 --> 00:35:26,866 I don't know, maybe he thinks that I can't handle it? 746 00:35:26,890 --> 00:35:29,301 But... 747 00:35:29,325 --> 00:35:31,126 today... 748 00:35:32,996 --> 00:35:36,308 ...today, you made me feel like me again. 749 00:35:36,332 --> 00:35:37,777 Like a mom. 750 00:35:37,801 --> 00:35:40,679 And a girlfriend. 751 00:35:40,703 --> 00:35:42,743 Well, I'm not gonna stop coming to you for pep talks 752 00:35:42,767 --> 00:35:44,635 anytime soon, so... 753 00:35:45,475 --> 00:35:47,486 Same as I have all these years. 754 00:35:47,510 --> 00:35:49,021 - Okay. Thank you. - Oh. 755 00:35:49,045 --> 00:35:50,489 Mm. 756 00:35:50,513 --> 00:35:52,224 Yeah. 757 00:35:53,416 --> 00:35:54,460 Oh. 758 00:35:54,484 --> 00:35:56,128 Yep. 759 00:35:56,152 --> 00:35:58,464 - That's me. - Mm. 760 00:35:58,488 --> 00:36:00,455 - Bye. - Bye. 761 00:36:03,159 --> 00:36:05,137 Oh, Rebecca? 762 00:36:05,161 --> 00:36:08,340 If you want to find out about Randall's trip to New Orleans, 763 00:36:08,364 --> 00:36:09,809 just ask him. 764 00:36:14,170 --> 00:36:18,818 Kate, that red velvet cake was insane. 765 00:36:18,842 --> 00:36:20,842 You outdid yourself. 766 00:36:24,781 --> 00:36:26,615 Madison, I need to ask you something. 767 00:36:27,517 --> 00:36:29,837 And it's something I should have asked you a long time ago. 768 00:36:29,861 --> 00:36:32,142 And I should have asked you because you're my best friend. 769 00:36:33,389 --> 00:36:36,168 But Kevin is my brother and so it makes it delicate. 770 00:36:36,192 --> 00:36:39,004 But I need you just to tell me, 771 00:36:39,028 --> 00:36:40,588 you know, best friend to best friend... 772 00:36:43,566 --> 00:36:45,010 Are you happy? 773 00:36:45,034 --> 00:36:46,445 Is Kevin what you were looking for? 774 00:36:46,469 --> 00:36:49,004 Like, is he everything that you deserve? 775 00:36:50,306 --> 00:36:52,618 I didn't know what to expect out of him, 776 00:36:52,642 --> 00:36:53,886 honestly. 777 00:36:54,911 --> 00:36:57,022 All that fame. 778 00:36:57,046 --> 00:36:58,757 All those abs. 779 00:36:58,781 --> 00:37:01,817 The face. 780 00:37:03,052 --> 00:37:05,898 But that movie star brother of yours 781 00:37:05,922 --> 00:37:10,158 has stepped up in ways I never could have imagined. 782 00:37:11,060 --> 00:37:13,305 I love him, Kate. 783 00:37:13,329 --> 00:37:15,097 I really do. 784 00:37:16,499 --> 00:37:18,700 And, Kate... 785 00:37:19,936 --> 00:37:23,082 ...girlfriends do not come easy for me, 786 00:37:23,106 --> 00:37:27,843 as you can probably tell by my guest list today. 787 00:37:28,778 --> 00:37:32,080 Nothing will ever get in the way of that. 788 00:37:33,016 --> 00:37:34,160 You got that right. 789 00:37:47,774 --> 00:37:48,774 Hi. 790 00:37:48,798 --> 00:37:49,931 Hi. 791 00:37:51,367 --> 00:37:53,345 I just wanted to see how your day was. 792 00:37:53,369 --> 00:37:54,980 It was great, actually. 793 00:37:55,004 --> 00:37:56,248 I had a lot of fun. 794 00:37:56,272 --> 00:37:58,450 And I just got home, safe and sound. 795 00:37:58,474 --> 00:38:01,153 Good. That's good. 796 00:38:01,177 --> 00:38:02,755 Um... 797 00:38:02,779 --> 00:38:04,112 Look, uh... 798 00:38:07,884 --> 00:38:09,361 I'm sorry 799 00:38:09,385 --> 00:38:13,132 that I drive you crazy with all my worry. 800 00:38:14,524 --> 00:38:16,468 It's just, um... 801 00:38:16,492 --> 00:38:17,469 It's, uh... 802 00:38:17,493 --> 00:38:18,470 It's hard, 803 00:38:18,494 --> 00:38:22,097 living in this limbo. 804 00:38:23,166 --> 00:38:25,344 Not knowing how much time we have left. 805 00:38:25,368 --> 00:38:26,468 I know. 806 00:38:27,537 --> 00:38:30,105 It's hard for me, too. 807 00:38:38,158 --> 00:38:39,158 Hello? 808 00:38:39,182 --> 00:38:41,327 Rebecca. Hey. Uh... 809 00:38:41,351 --> 00:38:44,063 I haven't been able to get ahold of you at home, 810 00:38:44,087 --> 00:38:45,767 and I was starting to get a little worried. 811 00:38:45,791 --> 00:38:47,169 Thought I'd try you up there. 812 00:38:47,193 --> 00:38:48,801 Oh. I'm sorry. 813 00:38:48,825 --> 00:38:51,503 I should have mentioned that I was bringing the kids here 814 00:38:51,527 --> 00:38:54,340 - for the weekend. - No, don't be silly. 815 00:38:54,364 --> 00:38:55,841 You having fun? 816 00:38:58,334 --> 00:39:03,249 It is strange being here with them this time around. 817 00:39:03,273 --> 00:39:06,852 And seeing Kevin and Randall in relationships. 818 00:39:08,044 --> 00:39:10,489 They both seem so... 819 00:39:10,513 --> 00:39:11,991 ...alive. 820 00:39:12,015 --> 00:39:13,682 Yeah. 821 00:39:15,218 --> 00:39:18,887 Today, for the first time in a long time, I thought... 822 00:39:21,357 --> 00:39:25,704 ...maybe there's still some... 823 00:39:25,728 --> 00:39:29,341 version of love out there for me, too. 824 00:39:29,365 --> 00:39:32,344 Well... 825 00:39:32,368 --> 00:39:34,346 if that's something that you're... 826 00:39:34,370 --> 00:39:36,448 open to, Rebecca, 827 00:39:36,472 --> 00:39:38,851 it will definitely find you. 828 00:39:38,875 --> 00:39:41,020 I mean, of-of course it will. 829 00:39:41,044 --> 00:39:42,677 Uh, you are... 830 00:39:43,713 --> 00:39:45,414 You're you. 831 00:39:49,886 --> 00:39:52,020 How's the sky look there? 832 00:39:54,791 --> 00:39:56,201 Mm. 833 00:39:56,225 --> 00:39:58,604 It's beautiful. 834 00:39:58,628 --> 00:40:00,061 Yours? 835 00:40:01,998 --> 00:40:03,698 Same. 836 00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:07,569 Can really see the stars tonight. 837 00:40:13,676 --> 00:40:15,487 - Hey, Nicky. - Hey. 838 00:40:15,511 --> 00:40:17,956 - What are you up to? - Nothing. Why? 839 00:40:17,980 --> 00:40:20,449 No reason. I just... 840 00:40:22,985 --> 00:40:24,853 - Good night, Nicky. - Night. 841 00:40:42,839 --> 00:40:44,516 Leave a message. 842 00:40:44,540 --> 00:40:46,518 Hi, this is Toby Damon calling. 843 00:40:46,542 --> 00:40:48,821 Um, I've been thinking about it a lot, 844 00:40:48,845 --> 00:40:51,090 and I would actually love to be considered 845 00:40:51,114 --> 00:40:52,758 for the San Francisco position. 846 00:40:52,782 --> 00:40:54,660 So if you could give me a call back, 847 00:40:54,684 --> 00:40:56,695 that'd be great. 848 00:41:03,104 --> 00:41:05,532 _ 849 00:41:05,928 --> 00:41:08,563 _ 850 00:41:08,875 --> 00:41:09,875 _ 851 00:41:18,341 --> 00:41:20,152 Hey, Kev. 852 00:41:20,176 --> 00:41:21,309 You good? 853 00:41:22,378 --> 00:41:23,722 Uh, yeah. 854 00:41:23,746 --> 00:41:24,942 Yeah. 855 00:41:24,943 --> 00:41:27,516 - _ - I'm good. 856 00:41:30,189 --> 00:41:31,689 _ 857 00:41:35,191 --> 00:41:37,511 That's the lamest thing I ever heard. 858 00:41:37,535 --> 00:41:39,371 - Um... - Just ask the next question. 859 00:41:39,395 --> 00:41:41,373 Okay. Uh... 860 00:41:41,397 --> 00:41:44,810 describe Madison's dream for your future together 861 00:41:44,834 --> 00:41:46,601 once you're empty nesters. 862 00:41:48,371 --> 00:41:50,416 Dream of a future together 863 00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:52,307 once we're empty nesters. 864 00:42:02,185 --> 00:42:04,163 Dream of a future together 865 00:42:04,187 --> 00:42:06,855 once we're empty nesters. 866 00:42:08,558 --> 00:42:10,502 - It's a trick question. - What do you mean? 867 00:42:10,526 --> 00:42:14,339 Well, Madison knows that I refuse to grow old, so... 868 00:42:14,363 --> 00:42:16,909 question is moot. 869 00:42:28,218 --> 00:42:34,218 Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com.