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Classical physics can

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predict a lot about the world.

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For example, it can tell us what happens

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when one pool ball knocks into another.

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But when multiple balls careen
in different directions,

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we've entered the wild and woolly world

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of nonlinear dynamics.

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And you don't need me to tell you

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that it's impossible to predict
what will happen next.

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Actually, based on the state
of our educational system,

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you probably do.

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Now imagine those are people.

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Even a brilliant young ball
who graduated high school at 11

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can be caught in the maelstrom.

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Aah!

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Our first collision was set in motion

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when Pastor Jeff and
Robin had their baby.

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Isn't he the cutest?

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- He sure is. Oh.
- Yeah, he's an angel.

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He's just happy all the time...

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morning, afternoon,

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middle of the night,
2:00 a.m., 3:00 a.m.,

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all the a.m.'s, really.

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Dip the pacifier in some whiskey,

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put him right out.

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But don't use the good stuff.

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They can't tell the difference.

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I never thought I could
love anything this much.

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I used to think I loved my dog Waffles,

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but it doesn't even compare.

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You okay?

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Sorry. I'm fine.

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Just haven't been sleeping lately.

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Why don't you go home?

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We can handle things here.

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No. No, I'm good. I got work to do.

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Away from my son,

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who's probably wondering
where his daddy went

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and if he's ever coming home.

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Maybe go.

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- I'll go.
- And don't worry about a thing here.

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Thank you.

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Oh, sure, we can handle the food drive,

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the bulletins...

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And if you're not feeling up to it,

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I could even give the sermon on Sunday.

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I'm sure I'll be fine by Sunday.

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You don't have to decide right now.

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I'll do the sermon.

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We'll play it by ear.

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Take a hint, sister.

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Sure, I can stay till George gets home.

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Well, Missy's not back yet,
but Sheldon's right here.

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Sheldon, you good?

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Yeah, he's good.

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All right, bye.

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I just got off the phone with your mom.

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She's gonna work late,

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so I'll hang out till your dad...

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I don't care.

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What's wrong with her?

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Who?

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? I can eat my dinner... ?

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Everything okay?

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Leave me alone.

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Did something happen at school?

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Go away.

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Are you sure you don't
want to talk about it?

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No!

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? 'Cause nothing compares ?

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I'm going number one.

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? Nothing compares... ?

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- Synced and corrected by Firefly -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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Hey, I'm gonna need you

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to drop the bulletin
off at the printers.

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And while you're out,
could you also swing

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by the bank and make a deposit?

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Sure, and there's one thing
you could do for me.

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- What's that?
- Quit riding my hump.

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- Excuse me?
- You're not the boss around here.

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No, but

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Pastor Jeff's away, and
I'm the church secretary.

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Okay.

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Take a memo. "You're
not in charge. Peg".

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? He's a fool, 'cause ?

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? Nothing compares ?

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? Nothing compares to you... ?

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- Hey.
- Welcome home.

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What's going on?

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Mary's working late,
Sheldon's in the garage,

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and Missy's in her room
hating the world.

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What's wrong with Missy?

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My guess is a boy.

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And I hope you like this song,
because it's in heavy rotation.

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I'll go talk to her.

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That's not a good idea.

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Mm, Missy and I kind of
have a father-daughter thing.

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Maybe you and cute, little Missy.

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This is pre-teen, angry Missy.

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You haven't met her yet.

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I got this.

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Hmm.

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Dumb and confident...
my favorite combination.

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? All the flowers that
you planted, Mama... ?

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Missy?

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? All died when you went away ?

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? Ah-ah, ah, ah, ah ?

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? I know that living with you... ?

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I was listening to that.

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Thought you might want to talk.

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That's why the door was shut
and the music was loud...

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'cause I want to talk.

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Okay. Okay.

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If this is about a boy,

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I know it feels like
the end of the world,

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but I promise you're gonna
have other boyfriends.

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I don't want other boyfriends.
I want Marcus.

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Well, you feel that way
now, but you're only 11.

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So my feelings don't matter?

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Uh...

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Hey, how about we go get some ice cream?

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I'm not a child.

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- Just trying to help.
- Leave me alone!

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? Baby, was sometimes hard... ?

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You are right.

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You have been here longer than me.

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I don't see why we can't work together.

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That'd be nice.

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Great. So, why don't you go by the bank,

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and I will drop off the bulletin?

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So no one's gonna answer the phones?

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Fine. You just sit there,
and I'll go and do everything.

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Sweet.

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- Oh, today's a stumper.
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Is "nipto" a word?

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You know what? This is why I
was taking charge of everything.

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Because if I don't,
nothing will get done.

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Oh, it's "pinto".

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This is exactly what I'm talking about.

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Guess what, Mary.

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Things were getting done
long before you got here.

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I just want everything taken
care of for Pastor Jeff.

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Or you just like thinking
you're better than everybody.

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How'd that

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Daddy-daughter thing work out?

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I'm not in the mood, Connie.

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I told you not to go in there,
but you knew better, didn't you?

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I don't need your parenting advice.

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Seems like you do.

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I'm sorry. How many of your
children still talk to you?

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Oh, that's right. Just Mary.

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_

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I have a problem.

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- What now?
- Missy put a "Do not enter" sign

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on our bedroom door, and I'm
all for obeying posted signage,

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but it is my room, and I feel

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that gives me right of entry. Thoughts?

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- You don't want to go in there.
- But I do.

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Is Missy even authorized
to put up a sign?

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And if so, does that mean
I can put up a sign?

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I don't know.

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Because if I put up a "Do enter" sign,

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which sign would have precedence?

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Do we have a lawyer? I
should talk to a lawyer.

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She's having boy problems.
Just give her space.

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Emotionally or legally?

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Emotionally.

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Excellent. Ignoring emotions
is where I shine.

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Clearly.

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- Did you not see the sign?
- I did.

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It's not legally binding. I asked Dad.

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What are you doing?

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- Getting rid of my stupid toys.
- Hmm.

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Even your Cabbage Patch doll?

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- I don't need a doll.
- Good.

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She was starting to smell
like actual cabbage.

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Why are you taking that down?

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It's time to grow up.

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Leave it there.

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You don't even like Cyndi Lauper.

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No, but it's part of my daily routine.

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Every morning I wake up,
look over there and wonder,

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"Why is she standing like this?"

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Too bad. It's my room.

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It's my room, too.

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Yeah, and I don't get a say

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in any of your stupid posters.

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These are the smartest
men who ever lived,

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so if anyone's stupid,
it's you for saying that.

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Shut up!

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You're very irritable.

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This might be why you're
having boy problems.

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Put that down!

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No!

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Missy, I mean it!

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I don't care!

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It's mine! Give it back!

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What did you do?!

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What the hell's going on in here?!

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Look what she did!

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- It's his fault!
- That's enough out of both of you!

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I told you not to come in here. Go!

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Now!

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You want to explain yourself?

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We'll get you another picture.

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I don't want another picture.
I want this one.

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I told you not to go in there.

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It's my room!

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Hey, you watch your tone!

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What's going on?

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Missy tore my Professor Proton picture,

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and now Dad's yelling at me.

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You yelled first. He yelled first.

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I'll take care of this.

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You don't even know what happened.

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Did she tear up his picture?

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Well, yeah, she did.

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Honestly, I can't leave
this house for five minutes

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without everything falling apart.

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I was handling it.

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Obviously.

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You yelled first.

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Missy Cooper, you apologize
to your brother

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right this second.

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No.

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I am not gonna tell you again.

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Why do you always take his side?

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I do not.

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Yes, you do. Everybody does.

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I hate this family.

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You are grounded, young lady.

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Fine!

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It is fine!

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Hmm, thanks for handling that.

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Hey, Moon Pie. Is everything okay?

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No, everything is terrible.

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Oh. That sounds like a job for cookies.

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Okay, here you go.

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You're not baking them fresh?

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Do you want me to bake
or you want me to listen?

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I'm sorry she ruined your
picture, but, you know,

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she's having a bad day.

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Oh, please, she can
find another boyfriend.

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- I know you're mad at her.
- I hate her.

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Hey, don't say that about family.

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You say mean stuff about my dad.

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- That's different. He deserves it.
- But Missy...

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Listen here. She's your sister.

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She's always gonna be your sister,

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so you have to find
a way to forgive her.

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But she did this just to hurt me.

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I know.

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But she's hurting, too.

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What does that have to do with me?

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You're the big brother.

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I'm only two minutes older.

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Which makes you the big brother,

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which means that it is your
job to look out for her.

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That doesn't make sense.

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Why should random birth order
determine moral responsibility?

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I don't make the rules, Moon Pie.

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Doesn't seem like you
make cookies either.

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What's taking so long?

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It would be nice if I didn't have

265
00:11:32,396 --> 00:11:34,226
to come home after a long day at work

266
00:11:34,231 --> 00:11:36,228
and take care of everything here.

267
00:11:36,233 --> 00:11:38,264
You didn't. I was handling it

268
00:11:38,269 --> 00:11:40,166
till you came and
bulldozed right over me.

269
00:11:40,171 --> 00:11:41,500
Sheldon was upset.

270
00:11:41,505 --> 00:11:42,602
This isn't about Sheldon.

271
00:11:42,607 --> 00:11:44,941
It's about you thinking
you're always right.

272
00:11:45,810 --> 00:11:47,440
That is not true.

273
00:11:47,445 --> 00:11:50,843
This is me wishing that
after work I could come home

274
00:11:50,848 --> 00:11:53,012
and have my kids not
at each other's throats.

275
00:11:53,017 --> 00:11:56,149
And maybe once have
someone else make dinner.

276
00:11:56,154 --> 00:11:58,318
Why? So you could tell me
how I made it wrong?

277
00:11:58,322 --> 00:12:01,086
I had a long day. Are you
trying to make it worse?

278
00:12:01,091 --> 00:12:02,756
Oh, I think you already
took care of that.

279
00:12:02,760 --> 00:12:05,292
- I do not.
- You act like you're the only thing

280
00:12:05,296 --> 00:12:07,197
holding this house together.

281
00:12:16,405 --> 00:12:18,306
Missy?

282
00:12:19,342 --> 00:12:21,239
What are you doing?

283
00:12:21,244 --> 00:12:22,874
Hiding from you, idiot.

284
00:12:22,879 --> 00:12:26,144
I found you. You're
not very good at this.

285
00:12:26,149 --> 00:12:28,217
Just go home.

286
00:12:28,985 --> 00:12:31,216
- Where are you going?
- I'm running away.

287
00:12:31,221 --> 00:12:33,184
You can't run away.

288
00:12:33,189 --> 00:12:34,786
Too late.

289
00:12:34,791 --> 00:12:36,087
Then I'm telling Mom.

290
00:12:36,092 --> 00:12:38,123
Of course you are. Then
she'll side with you,

291
00:12:38,128 --> 00:12:40,496
and I'll get in trouble,
just like always.

292
00:12:41,831 --> 00:12:43,895
- Fine. I won't tell.
- Great.

293
00:12:43,900 --> 00:12:45,363
But I'm coming with you.

294
00:12:45,368 --> 00:12:47,498
You're one of the people
I'm running away from.

295
00:12:47,503 --> 00:12:50,368
I'm sorry, but I can't let you
wander at night by yourself.

296
00:12:50,373 --> 00:12:52,373
- I'm your big brother.
- We're twins.

297
00:12:52,378 --> 00:12:54,402
I was born two minutes
earlier, which apparently

298
00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:55,907
makes me responsible for you.

299
00:12:55,912 --> 00:12:57,275
That's dumb.

300
00:12:57,280 --> 00:13:00,215
I'm not happy about it
either, but here we are.

301
00:13:08,892 --> 00:13:10,455
Hey.

302
00:13:10,460 --> 00:13:12,023
Hello.

303
00:13:12,028 --> 00:13:13,458
What's up?

304
00:13:13,463 --> 00:13:15,360
Nothing.

305
00:13:15,365 --> 00:13:16,932
Who died?

306
00:13:19,402 --> 00:13:20,999
Whoa, did somebody really die?

307
00:13:21,004 --> 00:13:22,433
No one died.

308
00:13:22,438 --> 00:13:24,402
Cool. Where's dinner?

309
00:13:24,407 --> 00:13:26,671
Anyone who wants dinner
can make it for themselves.

310
00:13:26,676 --> 00:13:27,739
I am not cooking.

311
00:13:27,744 --> 00:13:29,140
Don't take it out on him.

312
00:13:29,145 --> 00:13:32,210
- Ooh, take what out on me?
- Stay out of it.

313
00:13:32,215 --> 00:13:33,945
You really want to start this up again?

314
00:13:33,950 --> 00:13:36,530
Wait, are you asking me what
I want? Well, that's a first.

315
00:13:36,535 --> 00:13:39,851
Oh, please, your whole life
is doing whatever you want.

316
00:13:39,856 --> 00:13:41,052
Oh, really?

317
00:13:41,057 --> 00:13:42,157
I can just leave.

318
00:13:42,162 --> 00:13:45,023
Did I want to get stuck
coaching high school football?

319
00:13:45,028 --> 00:13:47,158
Did I want to live across
the street from your mother?

320
00:13:47,163 --> 00:13:49,061
Did I want to spend my
evening getting yelled at

321
00:13:49,066 --> 00:13:50,997
by my daughter and my son and my wife?

322
00:13:51,002 --> 00:13:53,966
I'm sorry, I didn't realize
you were so unhappy.

323
00:13:53,971 --> 00:13:56,473
Because you never bother to ask.

324
00:14:12,374 --> 00:14:14,338
Where are we going?

325
00:14:14,343 --> 00:14:15,910
Right there.

326
00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:19,324
An old shack in the middle of the woods?

327
00:14:19,329 --> 00:14:20,759
Have you even seen Scooby Doo?

328
00:14:20,764 --> 00:14:22,661
Great, go home.

329
00:14:22,666 --> 00:14:25,834
At night, by myself? Nice try.

330
00:14:31,740 --> 00:14:33,636
Do you come here a lot?

331
00:14:33,641 --> 00:14:36,906
Sometimes, when I want to be alone.

332
00:14:36,911 --> 00:14:38,474
Alone from me.

333
00:14:38,479 --> 00:14:41,515
Not just you. Everyone.

334
00:14:44,087 --> 00:14:46,584
Is this about that boy?

335
00:14:46,589 --> 00:14:48,589
I don't want to talk about it.

336
00:14:48,594 --> 00:14:50,289
Is he why you were
getting rid of your toys

337
00:14:50,293 --> 00:14:51,456
and your posters?

338
00:14:51,461 --> 00:14:53,659
Because I don't think you
should change for some boy.

339
00:14:53,664 --> 00:14:55,694
You're just saying that
'cause you hate change.

340
00:14:55,699 --> 00:14:57,228
You don't care about my feelings.

341
00:14:57,233 --> 00:14:58,396
How can you say that?

342
00:14:58,401 --> 00:15:00,531
I'm literally risking
my life to be here.

343
00:15:00,536 --> 00:15:04,206
Look around. It is tetanus
as far as the eye can see.

344
00:15:05,375 --> 00:15:08,210
Come in.

345
00:15:10,847 --> 00:15:12,043
I figured you didn't eat.

346
00:15:12,048 --> 00:15:13,812
I made you some soup.

347
00:15:13,817 --> 00:15:15,613
Oh, thank you.

348
00:15:15,618 --> 00:15:17,311
But you didn't have to do that.

349
00:15:17,316 --> 00:15:18,716
Everything's fine.

350
00:15:18,721 --> 00:15:21,719
I ain't a kid. You don't
gotta lie to me.

351
00:15:23,293 --> 00:15:25,757
Okay.

352
00:15:25,762 --> 00:15:30,395
Honestly, I'm upset with your father.

353
00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:33,031
And I'm upset with myself.

354
00:15:33,036 --> 00:15:34,399
Why?

355
00:15:34,404 --> 00:15:39,137
'Cause... he's right.

356
00:15:39,142 --> 00:15:41,472
Maybe I do think I know best,

357
00:15:41,477 --> 00:15:43,445
and I can be critical.

358
00:15:45,014 --> 00:15:48,046
But thank you for making me soup.

359
00:15:48,051 --> 00:15:50,285
You're welcome.

360
00:15:52,322 --> 00:15:54,152
Did you put water in this?

361
00:15:54,157 --> 00:15:56,525
Was I supposed to?

362
00:15:58,895 --> 00:16:00,327
It's fine.

363
00:16:09,399 --> 00:16:11,315
And then today I found
out he was actually

364
00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:13,295
holding hands with Nicole
at the roller rink.

365
00:16:13,300 --> 00:16:14,698
Who's Nicole?

366
00:16:14,703 --> 00:16:16,433
A seventh-grader.

367
00:16:16,438 --> 00:16:18,402
So you want to appear more mature

368
00:16:18,407 --> 00:16:20,003
to make him like you again.

369
00:16:20,008 --> 00:16:21,138
I guess.

370
00:16:21,143 --> 00:16:23,143
Hmm. Well, I'd suggest a bow tie,

371
00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:24,549
but that's kind of my thing.

372
00:16:26,382 --> 00:16:29,413
I'm sorry I ripped your picture.

373
00:16:29,418 --> 00:16:31,348
Thank you.

374
00:16:31,353 --> 00:16:33,417
And I wasn't just upset
about the room changing.

375
00:16:33,422 --> 00:16:34,885
It was also you.

376
00:16:34,890 --> 00:16:36,119
Me what?

377
00:16:36,124 --> 00:16:37,287
You're changing, too.

378
00:16:37,292 --> 00:16:38,355
How?

379
00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:39,485
You like boys, and you're

380
00:16:39,490 --> 00:16:41,358
half an inch taller than me now.

381
00:16:41,363 --> 00:16:43,427
It's called growing up.

382
00:16:43,432 --> 00:16:45,495
- Well, I don't like it.
- Trust me,

383
00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:48,025
20 years from now you're
not gonna be sitting around,

384
00:16:48,030 --> 00:16:51,001
talking about Star Trek
and reading comic books.

385
00:16:51,006 --> 00:16:53,437
Would you like to bet on that?

386
00:16:53,442 --> 00:16:55,506
A dollar.

387
00:16:55,511 --> 00:16:56,911
Hmm.

388
00:17:00,378 --> 00:17:02,079
She still hasn't paid me.

389
00:17:02,084 --> 00:17:04,414
And guess who's wearing
Star Trek underpants

390
00:17:04,419 --> 00:17:05,987
right now.

391
00:17:11,493 --> 00:17:15,259
That's the thing with
pool balls and people.

392
00:17:15,264 --> 00:17:18,829
They are both... unpredictable.

393
00:17:18,834 --> 00:17:20,865
Hi, George.

394
00:17:20,870 --> 00:17:22,299
Oh, hey, Brenda.

395
00:17:22,304 --> 00:17:24,401
What brings you out tonight?

396
00:17:24,406 --> 00:17:27,271
Just needed to get out of the house.

397
00:17:28,711 --> 00:17:30,708
I hear that.

398
00:17:30,713 --> 00:17:33,043
You want some company?

399
00:17:33,048 --> 00:17:35,116
Sure.

400
00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:47,000
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