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- Look at this.
- I am looking at it.

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I've looked at it all 400 times

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you've dragged me
out here to look at it.

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It's a mud pit.

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We got to take care of this.

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Hey, you're the one that wanted
to get rid of the pool.

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And you should know... never
move anything in this house

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because what's underneath
is gonna be way worse.

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Look, it's gonna be a hard winter.

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I got to get this thing tilled,

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I got to bring in dirt and seed,

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maybe put down some sod...

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Why are you talking like a farmer?

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We got to get to it
this weekend, Frankie.

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Can't wait any longer.

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Well, it'll have to.

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We're going up to Sue's
for parents' weekend.

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So pick some other day then.

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How about Thursday?

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All right.
Be out here with your boots on.

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Oh, that's not the day we're doing it,

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that's the day we're picking
a day to pick a day to do it.

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Finally. Feels good
to get something done.

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Well, the sophomore hijinks
are finally starting to kick in.

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I was starting to think
that sophomore year

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wasn't going to be everything
I'd seen in books and movies,

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but, boy, was I wrong.

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Things are poppin',
whirrin', and a-crackin'.

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Okay, I'll bite.

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Why are things poppin',
whirrin', and a-crackin'?

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'Cause I'm about to be arrested.

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See, the sophomore president
organized this fundraiser

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where classmates come and arrest you,

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lock you up at the school,

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then your friends come to bail you out.

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It's called the Sophomore Slammer.

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And all the money goes to charity...

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Hoosiers for Head Injuries.

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Just to be clear,

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they're against 'em?

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I didn't ask, but I'm assuming they are.

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Anyway, this is a serious charity.

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It's proven that people
with head injuries

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have a lot of trouble later in life.

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Hello!

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Oh, my pants are on backwards.

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I was wondering

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why I had to tie 'em in the back.

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Well, I'm off the prepare
for my big weekend.

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It was definitely a good move
to break up with Cindy

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so now I'm free to participate

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in all these sophomore shenanigans.

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Worst mistake of his life.

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Dumb as hell.

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Soooo, how was your weekend
with Lexie and her parents?

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Oh, my God, I thought their
regular house was great.

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You should see their lake house.

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You can fit four of our houses in there,

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but you wouldn't want to
'cause this place is a dump.

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Hey, our house is... Oh, forget it.

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You can't believe it,
they've got everything...

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a speedboat, a dock house, an arcade.

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Oh, and hey, guess what?

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Lexie's parents are gonna be
at parents' weekend, too,

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so we were thinking maybe we could, uh,

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get dinner or something?

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You? Want to have dinner with us?

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With Lexie's parents?

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You know they'll see us, right?

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I know, but you didn't
get to meet April's parents

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until we got married,
so now you can meet

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Lexie's parents before I get married.

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But I'm not getting married.

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Unless you piss me off.

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Then I will. So be nice.

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Well, wow, Axl, I'm thrilled.

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I would love to meet Lexie's parents.

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Okay, great.

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Don't forget to wear your good bra.

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Your pants are on backwards.

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I don't want to meet Lexie's parents.

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What are you talking about?

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You always want to meet
the people our kids are dating.

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Yeah, but Lexie's parents
are all richy rich.

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They come from a completely
different world.

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What are we gonna talk about?

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Cleaning people's teeth and our mud pit?

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Who cares how much money they make?

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You just talk to them like
you would talk to anybody.

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Says the guy who talks to nobody.

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Do I even have a good bra?

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We're home!
People entering the apartment!

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I have to do that now.

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Just so you know, I'm not
gonna be doing this at home.

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I'm only doing it here
'cause... well, look at her.

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So, how'd it go today?

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Oh, well, it was something.

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We walked through every day
of Sue's classes...

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even though Monday, Wednesday,
and Friday are all the same.

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Mm-hmm. It was amazing.

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We got ice cream in the quad,
had a picnic in the gazebo,

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Dad got an "F"
on his parents' Econ quiz.

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I think the only thing we missed
was that beer tasting.

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Yep.

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When you guys came up for me,

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the only thing we used to do

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was go to my football game.

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Yep.

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Isn't it so great how much
more time we have now

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that you don't have to sit
in front of some boring

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football game all day?

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Yep.

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Oh, hey, awesome news...

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so, these friends of Lexie's
got some wicked stomach bug

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and we got their
Chance the Rapper tickets,

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so it looks like we're gonna
have to bail on dinner.

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Aw, no.

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Oh, no, it's still happening.

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My parents are dying
to meet you. They can't wait.

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They'll be at the restaurant at 8:00.

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Well, we got 20 minutes to
come up with a whole new life.

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So while we were getting ready

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to meet the parents,

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back home, the sophomore
shenanigans were in full swing.

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I'm telling you, Mike,
we're at the wrong place.

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There's no way these people would eat

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at some dumpy barbecue joint.

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I mean, we would, but...

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You must be the Hecks. Oh, my God.

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I love your son.
I love your daughter, too.

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Get up, get up. I'm a hugger!

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Ohh! Hi.

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- Hi!
- Hi.

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- Nice to meet you.
- Hi!

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Oh, I hope you didn't want
to go to someplace fancy.

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We just love the barbecue here.

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They have Flintstone-sized ribs here.

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I love a hunk of meat
that'll tip your car over.

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Yeah, no, are you kidding?
This is great.

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Sorry we're late. We were at the game.

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What an ending, right?

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Yep.

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Uh-oh, check it out, TamTam,
we're already a beer behind.

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Not fair, Mike.

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Frankie, I got to brag about your son.

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Axl is the perfect gentleman.

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You did something right.

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What is it? Tell us.

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Well, we had him up
to the lake house last weekend,

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and he was such a helper.

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It was amazing!
I just love that about Axl.

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I wish he was that way around our house.

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- Yeah.
- Hey, tell you what.

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You take Lexie, we'll take Axl,

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and we can report back to each other

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about how great our kids are.

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Deal.

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- Oh.
- Cheers!

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- Cheers to that!
- Yeah.

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- Mm-hmm.
- Whoo!

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So, Mike, what kind of work do you do?

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I work at a quarry.

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No kidding.

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See, Tammy?
This guy is salt of the earth.

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- Mm-hmm.
- You got a man's job.

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I like that.

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I spend half my time on airplanes.

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Listen, we're trying to decide
between granite and marble

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for the bar in the game room.

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What would you do?

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Well, granite's stronger.

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Depends on how many bar fights
you plan on having.

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Well, wouldn't you know,
we went with marble

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for the house in Colorado.

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Well, we only go there once a year,

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so it's not that big a deal.

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Tammy, I love your necklace.

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Oh, I got this on our
first trip to Hong Kong.

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You know, next time you get pearls,

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you've got to get them in Hong Kong.

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You save so much money,
it pays for the plane ticket.

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It would have to.

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So what do you do for fun, Mike?

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- What do you mean?
- You know, fun?

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Uh, I play tennis,
some extreme skiing...

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Uhhh, I don't know, I like extreme TV.

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Also I like to barbecue.

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- I love barbecue.
- Mmm.

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Do you have a smoker?

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Uh, only when the grease
builds up on the grill

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and it catches fire.

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Oh!

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You have to get a smoker.

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They can be a little expensive,
but they're worth it.

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Wait till the end of the season, though,

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when they're marked down.

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You can get one for a couple thou.

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So, pretty slim hotel
pickin's here in Gumford, huh?

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- Yeah.
- Where are you guys staying?

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Oh, with Sue and Lexie.

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Oh. You're so lucky. A sleepover!

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Oh, I just knew we would
love you, and I do!

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Don't we just love them?

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Uh, let me have another beer
before I decide if I love him.

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Oh, he loves you.

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I mean, how great were
Tammy and Bennett?

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You know how some people
are better than you

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and they want to let you know
that they're better than you?

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I mean, they're definitely
better than us,

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but they didn't make us
feel like they were.

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I really had them pegged wrong.

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And how attractive were they?

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Hello! I didn't think they made
people like that in Indiana.

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You seemed to be really
hitting it off with Bennett.

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Eh... I don't know.

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What do you mean you don't know?

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Can't put my finger on it, but...

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I wasn't impressed.

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You weren't impressed?
How could you not be impressed?

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Did you see his teeth?

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I just wasn't, okay?

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No, it's not okay.

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Give me one reason
why you weren't impressed.

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Okay, fine. I didn't like it

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when he ordered fried pickles
for the table.

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But you loved the fried pickles.

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I did, but I don't think people

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should order for the table...

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it's a power move.

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Oh, you're nuts. Give me another reason.

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How about I give you a "thou."

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What? A "thou."

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He was telling me
how I should get a smoker.

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You know, it would only
cost me a couple thou.

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He's on a nickname basis
with thousands of dollars.

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Okay, they might be rich,
but they weren't

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throwing it around in an obnoxious way.

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And anyway, how cool was that move

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when Bennett went to the bathroom

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and picked up the check?

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Power move.

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No, it wasn't. It was classy.

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I mean, he went to the bathroom,
and it was taken care of.

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You couldn't even argue
about it, it was done.

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Not like when we go out with our friends

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and Bill Norwood pulls out a calculator

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to tally up how much everybody got.

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And Bennett even made a joke about it,

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"Oh, we'll pick up the cheap one,

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you'll get the expensive one.

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You don't really think
they'd do that, do you?

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Ah, Mr. Wolman, get used to this.

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Principal Cameron, I got to get out.

254
00:08:23,531 --> 00:08:25,164
I've got band practice this afternoon.

255
00:08:25,233 --> 00:08:27,099
Well, I'm sorry,
but you know how it works.

256
00:08:27,134 --> 00:08:28,834
You have to call a friend to come down

257
00:08:28,903 --> 00:08:31,570
and make a donation
to charity to bail you out.

258
00:08:31,639 --> 00:08:34,039
I, on the other hand,
do not have that option.

259
00:08:34,108 --> 00:08:35,674
My prison has no bars.

260
00:08:35,776 --> 00:08:37,409
And I'm serving a life sentence.

261
00:08:43,684 --> 00:08:45,784
So Brick figured,
if no one would arrest him,

262
00:08:45,887 --> 00:08:47,887
he would arrest himself.

263
00:08:49,390 --> 00:08:51,457
How about sophomore year, am I right?

264
00:08:53,828 --> 00:08:54,960
Knock, knock!

265
00:08:55,062 --> 00:08:56,862
Hi, new best friend!

266
00:08:56,931 --> 00:08:57,863
- Hi!
- Hugs!

267
00:08:57,965 --> 00:08:59,498
- Hey, Bennett.
- Hey.

268
00:08:59,567 --> 00:09:01,100
We were just on our way back to Carmel,

269
00:09:01,202 --> 00:09:02,635
and we brought
some goodies for the girls

270
00:09:02,703 --> 00:09:04,303
and a new laptop for Lexie.

271
00:09:04,405 --> 00:09:05,404
They just slow down.

272
00:09:05,439 --> 00:09:07,306
You almost have to get
a new one every year.

273
00:09:07,408 --> 00:09:09,174
Eee, thanks, Daddy!

274
00:09:09,243 --> 00:09:10,876
What should we do with the old one?

275
00:09:10,945 --> 00:09:13,078
Well, you could always
give it to someone needy.

276
00:09:13,981 --> 00:09:15,180
Hey, there's Mister Jet Ski!

277
00:09:15,249 --> 00:09:17,683
Yeah. Hey, we went to this
restaurant on jet skis.

278
00:09:17,752 --> 00:09:18,984
Super cool. These have these...

279
00:09:19,009 --> 00:09:20,342
Game's back on.

280
00:09:20,488 --> 00:09:21,420
Watching the Colts?

281
00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:23,255
Oh, are you a Colts fan?

282
00:09:23,357 --> 00:09:24,790
Not these last few years.

283
00:09:24,859 --> 00:09:28,661
I just got tired of losing, so I
jumped over to the Patriots.

284
00:09:28,763 --> 00:09:29,995
Jumped over?

285
00:09:30,064 --> 00:09:31,864
Yeah, it's more fun to throw
a Super Bowl party

286
00:09:31,933 --> 00:09:33,032
when you're cheering for the winner.

287
00:09:33,134 --> 00:09:34,767
Am I right?

288
00:09:34,869 --> 00:09:36,969
Frankie, I've got to tell you,
we had a blast last night.

289
00:09:37,071 --> 00:09:38,170
Oh, us too.

290
00:09:38,239 --> 00:09:39,872
Mike is still talking
about those fried pickles.

291
00:09:39,941 --> 00:09:41,574
And next time, dinner is on us.

292
00:09:41,642 --> 00:09:44,401
Oh, you got it. We know a great
steak-and-lobster place.

293
00:09:44,946 --> 00:09:46,312
Or the barbecue place again.

294
00:09:46,380 --> 00:09:47,313
That's hard to beat.

295
00:09:48,749 --> 00:09:50,149
You know what? Why don't you guys

296
00:09:50,217 --> 00:09:51,984
come to the lake house next weekend?

297
00:09:52,053 --> 00:09:53,319
Oh, it's settled, you're coming.

298
00:09:53,387 --> 00:09:55,387
And not to worry... you're gonna
have plenty of privacy.

299
00:09:55,456 --> 00:09:57,356
Rowena can make you anything
you want for dinner.

300
00:09:57,425 --> 00:09:58,924
Or, wait, is it Josephina?

301
00:09:58,960 --> 00:10:00,793
We have a family of sisters,
they rotate.

302
00:10:00,861 --> 00:10:03,596
Bennett, we should give
Rowena the old computer.

303
00:10:03,664 --> 00:10:05,364
She could sell her baskets on Etsy.

304
00:10:05,433 --> 00:10:07,465
Great idea, TamTam.

305
00:10:08,469 --> 00:10:10,135
Thanks again for my laptop, Dad.

306
00:10:10,237 --> 00:10:11,553
Aww.

307
00:10:14,675 --> 00:10:16,599
Hey, Sue, come here.

308
00:10:17,545 --> 00:10:19,018
Here's, uh...

309
00:10:19,580 --> 00:10:20,879
here's $5.

310
00:10:20,982 --> 00:10:23,282
Why don't you get yourself
one of those fancy coffees.

311
00:10:23,384 --> 00:10:24,386
What? Why?

312
00:10:24,454 --> 00:10:26,085
Eh, no reason.

313
00:10:26,187 --> 00:10:27,820
Really? I don't have to change a tire

314
00:10:27,888 --> 00:10:29,321
or crawl under the house
to check a leak?

315
00:10:29,390 --> 00:10:31,056
- No.
- Oh, my God!

316
00:10:31,158 --> 00:10:32,257
$5!

317
00:10:32,293 --> 00:10:34,493
Mom! Dad just gave me $5!

318
00:10:34,595 --> 00:10:35,995
$5!

319
00:10:37,365 --> 00:10:38,697
- Sue, it's not that...
- Oh my God, oh my God,

320
00:10:38,799 --> 00:10:40,699
oh my God, oh my God,
oh my God, oh my God, oh my God!

321
00:10:40,735 --> 00:10:42,534
I am gonna go get
a fancy coffee right now!

322
00:10:42,637 --> 00:10:43,702
Wait.

323
00:10:43,804 --> 00:10:45,571
Does it have to be a fancy coffee?

324
00:10:45,673 --> 00:10:47,439
No. That was just a suggestion.

325
00:10:47,508 --> 00:10:50,242
I can get anything?!
Oh, but what? I know.

326
00:10:50,311 --> 00:10:52,144
I am gonna get a package
of those mini umbrellas

327
00:10:52,246 --> 00:10:53,312
to make my smoothies festive.

328
00:10:53,381 --> 00:10:54,913
Or an off-brand fidget spinner.

329
00:10:55,016 --> 00:10:56,849
Or five things from the 99-cent store

330
00:10:56,884 --> 00:10:58,183
and still have a nickel left over!

331
00:10:58,285 --> 00:10:59,685
That's good, I'd do that.

332
00:10:59,754 --> 00:11:01,854
Quick, before I spend it,
someone get a photo of Dad

333
00:11:01,889 --> 00:11:04,189
giving me the $5 for the scrapbook!

334
00:11:04,258 --> 00:11:06,191
Uhh...

335
00:11:10,231 --> 00:11:12,598
Now, Mr. Heck,

336
00:11:12,667 --> 00:11:14,800
you've been here for hours
and no one's come for you.

337
00:11:14,869 --> 00:11:16,235
So who ya gonna call?

338
00:11:16,303 --> 00:11:17,970
And don't say Ghostbusters.

339
00:11:18,005 --> 00:11:20,539
It's just not that funny anymore.

340
00:11:20,608 --> 00:11:22,808
I'm gonna try my good friend Troy again.

341
00:11:22,877 --> 00:11:24,143
He's on the football team, too.

342
00:11:24,245 --> 00:11:25,444
We're best friends.

343
00:11:25,513 --> 00:11:27,379
He's gonna crack up
when he finds out I'm in here.

344
00:11:27,481 --> 00:11:28,847
- Oh, Tango?
- Mm-hmm.

345
00:11:28,916 --> 00:11:31,483
He's on a Future Farmers of
America field trip this weekend.

346
00:11:34,955 --> 00:11:36,689
I'll tell you why I don't like that guy.

347
00:11:36,757 --> 00:11:37,756
- Who?
- Bennett.

348
00:11:37,825 --> 00:11:39,224
Richy rich, Bennett.

349
00:11:39,293 --> 00:11:41,060
What? What are you talking about?

350
00:11:41,162 --> 00:11:43,529
Bennett's great. They're both awesome.

351
00:11:43,564 --> 00:11:45,230
Hey, they're a fun couple who like us,

352
00:11:45,299 --> 00:11:48,834
so please don't spoil it
by showing them the real you.

353
00:11:48,903 --> 00:11:50,102
It doesn't bug you at all

354
00:11:50,171 --> 00:11:52,805
that he abandoned the Colts
for the Patriots?

355
00:11:52,873 --> 00:11:54,506
No. Why would it?

356
00:11:54,575 --> 00:11:55,974
Because that's not the way it works.

357
00:11:56,043 --> 00:11:58,811
You're born the fan of a team,
and you stay a fan of that team

358
00:11:58,879 --> 00:12:01,447
until you die... good or bad.

359
00:12:01,549 --> 00:12:03,315
How would you like it
if I pledged my allegiance

360
00:12:03,384 --> 00:12:04,717
to you in marriage

361
00:12:04,785 --> 00:12:07,786
and then just gave you up
for some winner?

362
00:12:08,956 --> 00:12:10,956
You know what I mean.
It goes to character.

363
00:12:11,058 --> 00:12:13,025
He's just slick.

364
00:12:13,094 --> 00:12:14,860
That's what I was picking up at dinner.

365
00:12:16,664 --> 00:12:19,298
- That'll be $5.
- Mm-hmm.

366
00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:22,267
Oh, damn it. I gave Sue my last five.

367
00:12:22,336 --> 00:12:25,337
That's all you had?
You only carry around $5?

368
00:12:25,439 --> 00:12:26,672
Hobos carry more.

369
00:12:26,741 --> 00:12:28,373
Well, how much do you have?

370
00:12:28,442 --> 00:12:30,676
Start looking for loose change.

371
00:12:31,846 --> 00:12:34,246
You know what, I bet you Bennett
didn't start his own business.

372
00:12:34,348 --> 00:12:35,881
I bet he inherited it from Daddy.

373
00:12:35,950 --> 00:12:37,683
That's not what TamTam said.

374
00:12:37,752 --> 00:12:39,985
She said he started it with only $40.

375
00:12:40,054 --> 00:12:42,054
Well, no one ever gave me $40.

376
00:12:44,191 --> 00:12:46,024
Everything okay up there?

377
00:12:46,093 --> 00:12:48,026
Yep, fine! Everything's fine!

378
00:12:48,095 --> 00:12:50,229
Here's what I don't get,
why would you up and give

379
00:12:50,331 --> 00:12:52,064
Sue $5 for no reason?

380
00:12:52,133 --> 00:12:53,632
I don't know.
I felt like it. That's all.

381
00:12:53,667 --> 00:12:55,434
No, I think you were being competitive.

382
00:12:55,536 --> 00:12:57,202
Bennett brings Lexie a new computer,

383
00:12:57,271 --> 00:12:58,670
and all of a sudden,
you're tossin' around

384
00:12:58,773 --> 00:13:00,205
fivers like you're Fiddy Cent.

385
00:13:00,274 --> 00:13:02,608
Hey, he brought her that
laptop knowing full well

386
00:13:02,710 --> 00:13:03,909
we would be there to see it.

387
00:13:03,978 --> 00:13:05,177
Oh. He was showing off.

388
00:13:05,279 --> 00:13:06,411
He's a showoff.

389
00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:07,687
Hey, Mike.

390
00:13:08,182 --> 00:13:09,381
No cash on you?

391
00:13:09,450 --> 00:13:11,583
- Uh...
- Happens to all of us.

392
00:13:11,652 --> 00:13:13,986
I already got the guy.
You're good to go.

393
00:13:15,623 --> 00:13:17,864
Huh. That's funny. That never...

394
00:13:18,726 --> 00:13:19,991
Yeah.

395
00:13:27,301 --> 00:13:28,534
Okay, Mr. Heck,

396
00:13:28,602 --> 00:13:30,502
let's wrack our brains and think.

397
00:13:30,571 --> 00:13:32,971
Is there anybody else
that you could call?

398
00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:36,942
Like a kid from another school
that doesn't know you very well?

399
00:13:37,011 --> 00:13:41,113
Or a janitor that you're
inappropriately close with?

400
00:13:41,215 --> 00:13:43,048
Well, I didn't want to have
to play this card,

401
00:13:43,117 --> 00:13:45,651
but I guess I can call my ex-girlfriend.

402
00:13:45,719 --> 00:13:47,052
You have a girlfriend?

403
00:13:47,121 --> 00:13:48,020
Ex-girlfriend.

404
00:13:48,088 --> 00:13:48,821
And I dumped her.

405
00:13:48,923 --> 00:13:50,088
You dumped her.

406
00:13:50,191 --> 00:13:51,323
But that was a while ago.

407
00:13:51,425 --> 00:13:53,425
I'm sure she's over it by now.

408
00:13:53,494 --> 00:13:55,327
Hello, Cindy? It's me, Brick.

409
00:13:55,429 --> 00:13:57,296
Hello? Hello?

410
00:13:57,398 --> 00:13:59,298
Okay, Mr. Heck,

411
00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:02,267
it's late, and I'd like to go home.

412
00:14:02,336 --> 00:14:05,304
I mean, it isn't much,
but I'd still like to go there.

413
00:14:05,406 --> 00:14:08,106
Is there anybody else that you can call?

414
00:14:08,209 --> 00:14:11,310
You know, just like, any body?

415
00:14:16,884 --> 00:14:19,585
Ahh! Brick, I got your text!

416
00:14:19,653 --> 00:14:20,886
I came as fast as I could! Hi, friend!

417
00:14:20,988 --> 00:14:23,388
Good to see you, friend.
Thanks for bailing me out.

418
00:14:23,457 --> 00:14:25,858
I haven't seen you since
we ate French fries

419
00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:27,459
at the designated meeting location

420
00:14:27,528 --> 00:14:29,661
while watching ribald videos
on the Internet

421
00:14:29,697 --> 00:14:31,896
and talking about our
other friends we have.

422
00:14:33,300 --> 00:14:34,566
Oh!

423
00:14:34,668 --> 00:14:36,268
Oh, right.

424
00:14:36,337 --> 00:14:38,937
I am a good friend

425
00:14:39,039 --> 00:14:42,407
bailing out my good friend
from the Sophomore Slammer.

426
00:14:42,509 --> 00:14:43,609
That is what I am here to do.

427
00:14:43,677 --> 00:14:46,411
And so on and so forth
and what have you.

428
00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:47,745
Wait a minute.

429
00:14:48,682 --> 00:14:50,707
I know you.

430
00:14:51,552 --> 00:14:54,486
You're Ana Hajarajanaan. Welcome back!

431
00:14:54,555 --> 00:14:56,321
Uh-huh. That's right.

432
00:14:56,423 --> 00:15:00,792
I am Ana Hajarajanaan,
and it is nice to be back.

433
00:15:00,895 --> 00:15:01,994
- You ready to go, Brick?
- Mm-hmm.

434
00:15:02,062 --> 00:15:04,129
All right, just pay
the bail money and, uh,

435
00:15:04,198 --> 00:15:06,298
we will put a bullet
in this thing and go home.

436
00:15:06,367 --> 00:15:09,835
Oh, I don't have my wallet.

437
00:15:09,937 --> 00:15:10,936
Oh, wait.

438
00:15:11,038 --> 00:15:12,537
I forgot.

439
00:15:12,606 --> 00:15:16,642
I do have $5.

440
00:15:17,678 --> 00:15:19,645
I really don't need that fancy coffee

441
00:15:19,747 --> 00:15:24,316
or the fluffy pom-pom
you can hang on your purse.

442
00:15:24,418 --> 00:15:25,651
And...

443
00:15:25,753 --> 00:15:29,328
that puts an end to the weekend.

444
00:15:30,424 --> 00:15:33,492
But before you know it,
I will be back in the morning

445
00:15:33,594 --> 00:15:35,227
to dress up with the Vice Principal

446
00:15:35,329 --> 00:15:37,896
as Crockett and Tubbs for '80s week.

447
00:15:40,467 --> 00:15:42,868
Only seven more years till
my student loans are paid off.

448
00:15:45,127 --> 00:15:48,639
Mike? Mike!

449
00:15:50,558 --> 00:15:53,934
Mike! Mike! Come and eat!

450
00:15:54,619 --> 00:15:55,918
Why are you even doing this now?

451
00:15:55,987 --> 00:15:57,687
We didn't pick a day to pick a day yet.

452
00:15:57,755 --> 00:15:58,988
Yeah, well, I got tired of waiting,

453
00:15:59,023 --> 00:16:01,424
so I picked a day to pick a day,
and today's the day.

454
00:16:10,234 --> 00:16:12,501
Hey, Brick. Fun outfit.

455
00:16:12,570 --> 00:16:13,335
How's '80s week?

456
00:16:13,404 --> 00:16:14,704
It was not a thriller.

457
00:16:14,772 --> 00:16:16,439
That's funny.

458
00:16:16,541 --> 00:16:18,107
Why?

459
00:16:29,721 --> 00:16:31,220
Okay, come on, Brick.

460
00:16:31,289 --> 00:16:33,155
It's gonna be okay.

461
00:16:33,257 --> 00:16:36,225
I have no evidence
to support that theory.

462
00:16:36,294 --> 00:16:37,860
Okay, look.

463
00:16:37,962 --> 00:16:40,362
I'm gonna tell you something
that may surprise you

464
00:16:40,465 --> 00:16:41,964
but it's the truth.

465
00:16:42,033 --> 00:16:44,667
Sophomore year isn't what
you think it is.

466
00:16:44,736 --> 00:16:47,837
There is nothing special
about sophomore year.

467
00:16:47,905 --> 00:16:49,171
I don't even know where
you heard it was.

468
00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:50,172
It isn't.

469
00:16:50,274 --> 00:16:52,141
No one ever in the world thought that.

470
00:16:52,210 --> 00:16:54,710
In fact, it's probably the
least exciting of all the years.

471
00:16:54,812 --> 00:16:55,911
What?!

472
00:16:55,980 --> 00:16:58,080
Then why did I break up with Cindy?

473
00:16:58,149 --> 00:16:59,669
No one knows.

474
00:17:00,151 --> 00:17:01,550
I thought this was supposed
to be a pep talk.

475
00:17:01,652 --> 00:17:03,385
It isn't very peppy thus far.

476
00:17:03,488 --> 00:17:04,720
Look, you're better off than me.

477
00:17:04,822 --> 00:17:06,922
I never even saw the Sophomore Slammer.

478
00:17:06,991 --> 00:17:08,991
Remember that dinner where
I kept looking out the window

479
00:17:09,060 --> 00:17:12,661
and I was so sad I was using
the curtains to dry my tears?

480
00:17:12,730 --> 00:17:14,597
Can you be more specific?

481
00:17:14,665 --> 00:17:17,166
The point is, that was
Sophomore Slammer weekend,

482
00:17:17,235 --> 00:17:19,368
and I never even got to the school.

483
00:17:19,437 --> 00:17:21,837
You want to know the good
thing about you and me?

484
00:17:21,906 --> 00:17:24,607
We may not be arrested,
but we never stop believing

485
00:17:24,709 --> 00:17:27,446
we could be arrested.

486
00:17:28,146 --> 00:17:29,612
You realize I'm using
arrested as a metaphor

487
00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:31,247
for good things
like friendship, marriage,

488
00:17:31,315 --> 00:17:32,748
and success in our respective careers.

489
00:17:32,784 --> 00:17:34,109
- Yeah, I got that.
- Okay.

490
00:17:37,455 --> 00:17:39,155
It's nice to have friends.

491
00:17:39,223 --> 00:17:41,991
But it's better when
your friends are family.

492
00:17:45,196 --> 00:17:47,029
Come inside! It's raining!

493
00:17:47,098 --> 00:17:49,298
You're not gonna finish
this whole thing now!

494
00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:50,966
I'm not planning on finishing today.

495
00:17:51,068 --> 00:17:52,501
I'm just gonna till the soil now

496
00:17:52,570 --> 00:17:54,336
and lay down the seed this weekend.

497
00:17:54,405 --> 00:17:55,504
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

498
00:17:55,606 --> 00:17:57,640
Wait a minute, wait a minute,
wait a minute!

499
00:17:57,675 --> 00:18:00,509
You know, you... you... you
can't do that!

500
00:18:00,578 --> 00:18:02,144
You can't do that 'cause we're going

501
00:18:02,213 --> 00:18:03,979
to the lake house this weekend!

502
00:18:04,048 --> 00:18:05,347
What? No, we're not.

503
00:18:05,416 --> 00:18:07,416
But this the last weekend
before they close it up

504
00:18:07,518 --> 00:18:10,019
for the winter. It's now or never.

505
00:18:10,054 --> 00:18:11,620
- Never.
- What?

506
00:18:11,689 --> 00:18:13,856
Just 'cause we got invited,
doesn't mean we got to go.

507
00:18:13,958 --> 00:18:15,191
Why wouldn't we want to go?

508
00:18:15,293 --> 00:18:16,959
It's a fabulous lake house

509
00:18:17,028 --> 00:18:19,295
with rotating sisters who cook for you.

510
00:18:19,363 --> 00:18:21,497
Give me one good reason why we can't go.

511
00:18:22,126 --> 00:18:24,433
How 'bout I give you a thou?

512
00:18:24,502 --> 00:18:27,236
Oh. Okay. I get what's happening.

513
00:18:27,338 --> 00:18:28,304
You're jealous.

514
00:18:28,406 --> 00:18:29,772
I'm not jealous.

515
00:18:29,874 --> 00:18:31,707
There are just not
a lot of weekends left,

516
00:18:31,776 --> 00:18:33,709
and it's gonna turn cold
and the ground will be too hard

517
00:18:33,811 --> 00:18:35,627
to till, and then
it'll be another whole year

518
00:18:35,663 --> 00:18:36,812
before I can get this done.

519
00:18:36,914 --> 00:18:39,915
Which is the exact reason why
we should go to the lake house.

520
00:18:39,984 --> 00:18:41,684
I'm not worried about the lake house.

521
00:18:41,752 --> 00:18:43,118
I'm worried about our house house...

522
00:18:43,154 --> 00:18:44,753
which is the only one we have...

523
00:18:44,856 --> 00:18:47,489
which is why I would like it to be nice!

524
00:18:47,592 --> 00:18:49,959
Oh, really? Nice.

525
00:18:50,027 --> 00:18:51,794
You mean as nice as Bennett's?

526
00:18:51,863 --> 00:18:52,995
Just admit it. You're jealous.

527
00:18:53,097 --> 00:18:54,478
I'm not jealous.

528
00:18:54,547 --> 00:18:55,898
That's what jealous people say
when they don't want

529
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,166
to admit that they're jealous.

530
00:18:57,268 --> 00:18:58,300
I'm not jealous.

531
00:18:58,402 --> 00:18:59,168
Oh, my God!

532
00:18:59,270 --> 00:19:01,036
It's okay to admit it.

533
00:19:01,105 --> 00:19:02,404
Look, I'm jealous, too.

534
00:19:02,473 --> 00:19:04,540
But I channel my jealousy
in a healthy way

535
00:19:04,575 --> 00:19:07,880
by sucking up to them
and taking their handouts.

536
00:19:08,613 --> 00:19:10,746
Show an emotion, Mike!

537
00:19:10,848 --> 00:19:12,681
Come on! Show an emotion!

538
00:19:12,750 --> 00:19:14,083
It's okay!

539
00:19:14,185 --> 00:19:15,517
People have them.

540
00:19:15,586 --> 00:19:17,820
It's acceptable. Be human.

541
00:19:17,922 --> 00:19:19,517
Y...

542
00:19:20,491 --> 00:19:22,958
Just admit that you're jealous of him.

543
00:19:23,027 --> 00:19:25,794
You're not a bad person
because you have feelings.

544
00:19:25,897 --> 00:19:29,098
Say it. Come on, just say it!

545
00:19:30,468 --> 00:19:31,767
Fine!

546
00:19:31,869 --> 00:19:33,435
I'm jealous!

547
00:19:33,504 --> 00:19:35,037
You don't think I want a lake house?

548
00:19:35,139 --> 00:19:36,672
I want a lake house!

549
00:19:36,741 --> 00:19:38,173
I want a canoe! I want to fish!

550
00:19:38,276 --> 00:19:40,042
I want all that stuff!

551
00:19:40,111 --> 00:19:42,278
I want dividends from Disney stock.

552
00:19:42,346 --> 00:19:44,146
I want a box at the Pacers game.

553
00:19:44,248 --> 00:19:46,348
I want his teeth!

554
00:19:46,384 --> 00:19:48,384
But what am I complaining about?

555
00:19:48,486 --> 00:19:49,818
I got all this.

556
00:19:49,887 --> 00:19:51,420
All this is mine.

557
00:19:51,489 --> 00:19:53,255
Congratulations, Frankie.

558
00:19:53,324 --> 00:19:55,691
You got the mud-hole guy.

559
00:20:03,067 --> 00:20:07,937
I married the mud-hole guy
because I love the mud-hole guy.

560
00:20:12,910 --> 00:20:15,611
Hey, anybody can be happy
with a boat and 20 houses.

561
00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:19,368
It takes a lot of love
to be happy in a mud hole.

562
00:20:20,284 --> 00:20:21,817
You still want to go
to that lake house, don't you?

563
00:20:21,919 --> 00:20:23,786
Oh, I was never not going.

564
00:20:32,936 --> 00:20:34,410
So we went to the lake.

565
00:20:34,435 --> 00:20:37,522
And it was more fabulous
than I imagined.

566
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:40,905
Unfortunately, I ate
a bad roadside corn dog

567
00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:43,875
on the way up and spent
the whole weekend sick.

568
00:20:43,977 --> 00:20:46,577
But Mike had the time of his life.

569
00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:56,354
At least the bathroom
I barfed in was unbelievable.

570
00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:58,623
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