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Why don't you want to kiss
me? I'm kissable, damn it!

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Are you even listening to me?

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Yes, I just find these tea bags

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need to be coaxed in
order to steep properly.

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Can we get back to the fact

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that my husband never
wants to kiss me again?

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Is there a chance

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you're exaggerating the situation?

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None. Shall I relive
the horror all over again

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now that your orange
pekoe's squared away?

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Yeah, sure, relive.

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Ah, I can't wait to see
what you think of my sauce.

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I went for sweet with
a little bit of heat.

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And you're sure the
ribs are cooked enough?

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I know they were only
on there for 12 hours.

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It was six.

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- You might need to squeeze harder.
- Oh!

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Not that hard.

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- So this is my fault?
- Well...

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the goal was to squeeze some sauce

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out of the opening, not a child.

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What does this have to do with kissing,

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you should be asking.

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Mmm.

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Oh, I see what happened.

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A little chunk of onion
got stuck in the nozzle.

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Well, what the hell's
an onion doing in there?

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It's developing the depth of flavor.

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And ruining our breath.
It's date night.

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So much for kissing.

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What's that supposed to mean?

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Eh. Kissing. It's overrated.

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Excuse me?

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It's like salad.

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I mean, you're happy
to eat it but you really

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just want to get to the main course.

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Oh, so what are we
doing for foreplay now?

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"Grab the sink, I'm coming in"?

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I did not promise to
love, honor, cherish

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and never kiss again.

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That's nice.

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I've also decided to go back
to being a hopeless drunk.

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Good for you.

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Maybe even take up heroin.

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Sounds like a plan.

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- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -
-- for www.addic7ed.com --

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Mm-hmm.

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All right, what's up with you?

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You're totally distracted.

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- You haven't taken a single note.
- Yes, I have.

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Hey, no...

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You have two squiggles and a blob.

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The two squiggles are you and Adam.

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And the blob is...

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your inner child.

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Okay. I apologize, you
have my undivided attention.

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Sure, when we're almost done
and I have to leave early

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for Tammy's sober birthday.

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Okay, off you go. See you next week.

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That's it? No tools to
help me deal with the fact

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that Adam thinks kissing is overrated?

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- He does?
- Aah!

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You're not getting paid today.

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Hold everything.

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What's that ceramic wizard doing here?

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Casting a positive spell
on your mental health.

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Sandra took that during
the divorce, and I remember

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because I was relieved.

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I didn't like the way it used to
stare at me during our sessions.

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You know, wizards can
see through clothes.

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How about that?

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All right, tell Tammy congratulations

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on her sobriety and drive safely.

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You know, if my kiss-less
marriage crumbles into the sea

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between now and next week, it's on you.

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Okay.

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Don't listen to her.

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I just need to get into
my safe deposit box.

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It's my friend's sober birthday.

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So I'm gonna give her
my little diamond pin.

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Oh, lucky friend.

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Yeah, well, her dad killed her mom

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and she robbed a steakhouse
and spent seven years in prison,

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so, you know, good days, bad days.

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Okay, I'll go get the key.

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Be right back.

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- Hey, you.
- Hey! Hey, Jill.

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Didn't expect to run into you here.

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Hmm, looks like you didn't
expect to run into anybody.

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Oh!

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Yeah, these mighty calves

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are trapped in the prison
of long pants all week.

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I like to turn 'em loose on my day off.

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I see. And your feet?

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Hey, it's everyone's day off.

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I'm just teasing, you look good.

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Now go get on that tram
and enjoy the Magic Kingdom.

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- You done?
- For now.

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So what are you doing here?

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I was just picking
out a new check design.

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Looks like the Raiders
are staying in Vegas.

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Looks like you're going to Vegas.

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I'm done now.

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Do those shoes taste
like circus peanuts?

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I'm sorry. Done now.

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Did you see the wizard?

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You know, you have never
actually spoken to me before,

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and I would not have predicted
those would be your first words.

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But while you're in a chatty mood,

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why does the wizard bother you, too?

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Are you gonna put a curse on me
and you need to touch me to do it?

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The ex-wife.

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She's back?

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Hey, while I have you here,

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what do you think about
me and Scooby-Doo checks?

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Cool that I like to solve mysteries

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or creepy older guy with a van?

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I think you just answered
your own question.

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Okay, what-what about Snoopy,

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but as the Red Baron,

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not just laying on a house.

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Uh, we're ready for you, Ms. Kendall.

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Okay.

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Well, it was fun running into you.

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Enjoy the rest of your day off.

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- Everyone, get on the floor!
- Get down and stay down!

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- Hit the dirt!
- What?

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- Get down.
- Oh!

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Is this really happening?

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Yes, it's really happening,
just-just stay down.

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Did you bring your gun?

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No, I'm off duty. Did you bring yours?

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Yeah, Andy, I always bring

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- my gun to the bank.
- Okay...

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I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm-I'm nervous.

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You know, I haven't seen you in a while.

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I'm wearing shorts and now this.

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Hello and welcome to
the Tuesday speaker meeting...

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Where are they?

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Honey, they'll be here.
They're not gonna miss

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giving you a cake for
your sober birthday.

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But the meeting's starting...
Wendy, stall 'em...

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you know what a heart attack
looks like. Fake one.

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If I did it realistically,
no one would notice.

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They're silent killers.

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You know, I didn't even
want to take a cake.

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Oh, come on, it's nice to acknowledge

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how much time you've
got for the newcomers.

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Three years is a big deal.

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Nobody takes a cake in prison.

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They're considered weak, like books

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or conjugal visits.

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Bonnie pushed me into this.

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Now I have to do it without her?

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Well, Marjorie and I are still here.

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What about a stroke? Those are messy.

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Not always.

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You know, you brag all the
time about being a nurse,

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but when the chips are
down, where are you?

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Aha!

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Lean Cuisine!

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Oh, my God, we're not done?

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A voice in my head said

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something wasn't right about you.

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The wizard's back,
you're counting calories,

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and Marta explicitly said
Sandra was sniffing around.

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You add those clues up, I
think Sandra's sniffing around.

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That was one of the clues.

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So you're saying I'm right.

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No, I'm saying it's
none of your business.

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Okay, switch seats, we need to talk.

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- I'm not...
- Sit!

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Look, Bonnie, I am your therapist.

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I'm not gonna talk to you
about my personal life.

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I'm the therapist. I'm
in the therapist chair.

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The chair really has
nothing to do with it.

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Yes, it does... It's
about who's in the chair

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and who's acting crazy,
and I'm in the chair

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and you're acting crazy.

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What am I doing that's so crazy?

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You're letting the woman who
ruined your life back into it.

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We're just having dinner tonight.

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And six months from now, you'll
be back in that corner crying,

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and I'll be the one
helping you blow your nose.

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Now, you may want to
go through that again,

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but I do not.

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What are they doing over there?

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They're clearing out the cash drawers.

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Hopefully one of the tellers
triggered the silent alarm.

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Well, how much longer do
you think they'll take?

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You want me to ask
them to move it along?

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It's just, you see this
in the movies all the time,

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but in real life it goes a lot slower.

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Yeah, well, we're in Napa.
Everything's slower.

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You know, if they decide
to go out the back exit,

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they're gonna come right through here.

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I don't want you to
end up being a hostage.

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Well, thanks for putting
that idea in my head.

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- Shh!
- See? I won't make a

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- good hostage, I'm mouthy.
- Jill.

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I'm serious. I'll complain
about the food too much.

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No, I got this.

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Oh, God, what are you doing?

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I'm shielding you with my body.

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That's very sweet, but...

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- you're squishing me.
- Oh, sorry, sorry.

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Hey! I said stay down!

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Was he just yelling at you?

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He's right, I peeked.

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I'm sorry, I've just never been

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in this situation before.
You're the professional.

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It's okay, the important
thing is to just stay calm.

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Okay, you know I don't do that well.

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Well, just, you know what?

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Focus on your breathing,
okay? Look-look into my eyes.

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I'm sorry, I'm sweaty.

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Did you work out?

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00:09:13,944 --> 00:09:16,611
No, we're being robbed by men with guns.

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Damn it, there goes my breathing!

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Okay, you got to do something
to help me keep my mind off

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what's really going on.

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O-Okay, okay, uh, let's see,
what's been going on with me?

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Oh, I had my fantasy baseball
draft about a week ago.

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I waited too long on
a catcher so I ended up

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with the White Sox backup.

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That's not gonna go well.

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Also, um...

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I've been thinking
about you a lot lately.

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- Really?
- Yeah.

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What exactly were you thinking?

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That-that maybe I made a mistake.

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That maybe I was... crazy to let you go.

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Well, I thought so.

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Yeah, I definitely made a mistake.

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You're making another
one now by talking.

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Let's get moving!

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00:10:06,764 --> 00:10:09,193
Okay, they're gone. We can get up now.

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Why would you let a woman who called you

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a toxic narcissist back into your life?

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I don't think you get
her sense of humor.

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She's called me many
things, but she's changed.

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Has she, or did she find life

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without a doormat
husband more challenging?

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00:10:28,936 --> 00:10:30,819
Wow, you really don't like her.

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That's because I'm Team Doormat.

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Okay, you know, that's
hurtful stuff, too.

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Was it as hurtful as when she
cleaned you out in the divorce

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and moved to Oregon to
start her soy milk empire?

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How could she have known
there was a cold wind blowing

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and its name was oat milk?

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- It's so good.
- It really... it-it's so foamy.

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Soy, oat, it's... It
doesn't make a woman change.

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00:10:53,451 --> 00:10:54,933
- But she has changed.
- How?

254
00:10:54,958 --> 00:10:56,480
So many ways.

255
00:10:57,214 --> 00:11:00,148
I also realized I was
doing something wrong, too.

256
00:11:00,173 --> 00:11:01,573
Stick to her.

257
00:11:02,933 --> 00:11:04,519
Well, she's taken up cycling.

258
00:11:04,925 --> 00:11:07,845
Oh, my God, and here I am
standing in the way of love.

259
00:11:07,870 --> 00:11:10,504
Go to her, Trevor.
Buy matching spandex shorts

260
00:11:10,529 --> 00:11:12,830
and cycle off into the sunset.

261
00:11:13,082 --> 00:11:15,497
You know, that sarcasm isn't exactly

262
00:11:15,522 --> 00:11:17,121
right out of the therapy handbook.

263
00:11:17,146 --> 00:11:20,569
Oh, you want the handbook?
Why are you lying to yourself?

264
00:11:20,671 --> 00:11:23,405
Bonnie, this is somebody I once loved.

265
00:11:23,430 --> 00:11:24,950
I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt

266
00:11:24,975 --> 00:11:26,641
that it's gonna be different this time.

267
00:11:26,666 --> 00:11:28,533
I think you're going
back to what's familiar

268
00:11:28,558 --> 00:11:30,312
because you're scared of
being alone and you think

269
00:11:30,337 --> 00:11:32,737
you're never gonna meet
anyone else ever again.

270
00:11:35,620 --> 00:11:38,253
May I please eat my
Salisbury steak in peace?

271
00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:44,949
? Happy birthday, dear Tammy ?

272
00:11:45,018 --> 00:11:48,997
? Happy birthday to you ?

273
00:11:49,099 --> 00:11:52,000
? Keep coming back. ?

274
00:11:55,839 --> 00:11:58,506
Oh, thanks. Uh, hi. Tammy, alcoholic.

275
00:11:58,531 --> 00:12:00,228
- Hi, Tammy.
- Uh, you know, thanks to

276
00:12:00,252 --> 00:12:02,567
everyone who actually did
show up for my birthday.

277
00:12:02,592 --> 00:12:04,512
It's my first time taking a cake.

278
00:12:04,537 --> 00:12:07,456
It's not even real, and I
prefer pie, but thank you.

279
00:12:08,036 --> 00:12:10,297
The only reason I'm doing it
today is because it's important

280
00:12:10,322 --> 00:12:12,362
to someone who couldn't
even be bothered to be here.

281
00:12:12,387 --> 00:12:14,089
I mean, you feel me, Jim.

282
00:12:14,114 --> 00:12:16,614
You're always saving a seat
for someone who doesn't show.

283
00:12:17,994 --> 00:12:19,494
You know, one of the things that AA

284
00:12:19,519 --> 00:12:20,997
has taught me is, you
show up for people.

285
00:12:21,021 --> 00:12:23,121
If you say you're gonna
be somewhere, you're there.

286
00:12:24,824 --> 00:12:26,824
Oh, look who's texting me.

287
00:12:26,849 --> 00:12:28,193
We're supposed to turn our phones off.

288
00:12:28,218 --> 00:12:30,148
I just want to sit.

289
00:12:31,117 --> 00:12:32,807
So, Bonnie said she's gonna be late,

290
00:12:32,832 --> 00:12:34,132
and we all know what that means.

291
00:12:36,722 --> 00:12:38,655
Hang on, I'm texting her back.

292
00:12:40,281 --> 00:12:42,785
Well, I'm not even getting the
three dots. That's real nice.

293
00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:46,310
Anyway, you know,
I'm not here to complain.

294
00:12:46,335 --> 00:12:49,424
I'm here to celebrate the
fact that I have three years

295
00:12:49,449 --> 00:12:51,816
of sobriety, which is
pretty freakin' awesome.

296
00:12:51,841 --> 00:12:53,908
Oh, hang on, three dots.

297
00:12:53,933 --> 00:12:55,466
Nope.

298
00:12:55,581 --> 00:12:58,330
Bottom line is, I'm really
grateful to be sober.

299
00:12:58,355 --> 00:13:00,705
Thanks a lot.

300
00:13:05,119 --> 00:13:07,682
Uh... I don't know anything about
the road that led you to Sandra.

301
00:13:07,707 --> 00:13:08,873
Tell me about that.

302
00:13:10,267 --> 00:13:11,680
Not much of a road.

303
00:13:11,705 --> 00:13:13,271
More of a driveway, really.

304
00:13:13,588 --> 00:13:16,017
Uphill, had a basketball
hoop, need to shovel the snow?

305
00:13:16,042 --> 00:13:17,675
What-what does that mean?

306
00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:21,232
It means Sandra was the
first relationship I ever had.

307
00:13:22,159 --> 00:13:23,258
Ever?

308
00:13:23,283 --> 00:13:25,033
Well, there was somebody in high school,

309
00:13:25,058 --> 00:13:27,162
but that was more of a
friendship with a girl

310
00:13:27,187 --> 00:13:29,020
that I liked who didn't notice me.

311
00:13:30,367 --> 00:13:33,291
So you had one unrequited
crush, then a wife,

312
00:13:33,316 --> 00:13:35,516
and yet you're guiding me through life.

313
00:13:35,756 --> 00:13:37,990
Yes, and I meant to tell
you, I'm raising my rate.

314
00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:42,233
- So, this crush, you ever ask her out?
- Oh, God, no.

315
00:13:42,258 --> 00:13:44,589
But once, I gave a report on Alaska

316
00:13:44,614 --> 00:13:48,713
and I said that I'd like
to someday kayak the fjords,

317
00:13:48,738 --> 00:13:53,141
and she said, "Wow, pretty cool."

318
00:13:53,403 --> 00:13:55,690
- What ever happened to her?
- I don't know.

319
00:13:55,715 --> 00:13:57,393
Oh, come on, you got divorced.
You never looked her up?

320
00:13:57,417 --> 00:13:59,150
She sells real estate in Mendocino.

321
00:13:59,175 --> 00:14:00,541
Has a pet turtle.

322
00:14:02,411 --> 00:14:05,353
You've been lonely for a whole
year and you didn't call her?

323
00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:07,500
You can't just pick up
the phone and call somebody

324
00:14:07,525 --> 00:14:08,970
you haven't talked
to in that many years.

325
00:14:08,995 --> 00:14:10,818
Yes, you can. You pick up the phone,

326
00:14:10,865 --> 00:14:12,930
you dial the sequence of
numbers, they say, "Hello,"

327
00:14:12,969 --> 00:14:14,510
you say, "Hi, it's
Trevor, the guy you caught

328
00:14:14,534 --> 00:14:16,100
staring at you all through high school."

329
00:14:16,125 --> 00:14:18,266
- And then she hangs up.
- Or...

330
00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:20,607
she's been waiting for
your call for 30 years.

331
00:14:21,917 --> 00:14:22,917
You think?

332
00:14:22,942 --> 00:14:24,664
No, probably not.

333
00:14:25,388 --> 00:14:26,621
But there is a good chance

334
00:14:26,646 --> 00:14:28,664
she won't call you a toxic narcissist.

335
00:14:29,426 --> 00:14:30,892
And I'm not leaving till you do it.

336
00:14:30,917 --> 00:14:32,250
And you know I'm stubborn,

337
00:14:32,275 --> 00:14:34,062
'cause you gave me a book
about it, which I never read.

338
00:14:34,087 --> 00:14:35,553
And you can't make me.

339
00:14:38,191 --> 00:14:40,792
Thanks for giving me a ride.

340
00:14:40,817 --> 00:14:42,470
My hands are still shaking.

341
00:14:42,495 --> 00:14:44,493
Oh, yeah, that was a pretty good kiss.

342
00:14:46,076 --> 00:14:47,375
So...

343
00:14:48,196 --> 00:14:50,501
was what you said in there
just adrenaline talking

344
00:14:50,526 --> 00:14:52,059
or did you really mean it?

345
00:14:54,438 --> 00:14:57,719
Because... I don't want to
go down that road again

346
00:14:57,744 --> 00:14:59,944
if-if it's not real.

347
00:15:01,461 --> 00:15:03,441
Look, I've b... I've been thinking a lot

348
00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:05,720
about our relationship, and, um...

349
00:15:06,562 --> 00:15:08,087
I was just scared.

350
00:15:09,071 --> 00:15:10,888
Not "bank robbery with guns" scared.

351
00:15:10,913 --> 00:15:12,233
"Getting married and
having kids" scared,

352
00:15:12,258 --> 00:15:15,493
which is... way worse.

353
00:15:17,024 --> 00:15:19,297
But... you're not scared anymore?

354
00:15:19,523 --> 00:15:21,623
Oh, are you kidding? I'm terrified.

355
00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:25,360
But I-I realized in that bank that...

356
00:15:27,533 --> 00:15:29,055
I'd die for you.

357
00:15:29,860 --> 00:15:32,643
So, yeah, let's do this.

358
00:15:32,668 --> 00:15:34,825
I'm in.

359
00:15:37,536 --> 00:15:39,694
So, where are you taking me, anyway?

360
00:15:39,719 --> 00:15:40,985
I actually have no idea.

361
00:15:41,010 --> 00:15:43,055
I can't drive and be emotionally
honest at the same time.

362
00:15:45,735 --> 00:15:48,603
Well, how about we just
pull over and kiss some more?

363
00:15:48,628 --> 00:15:50,313
That's a solid idea.

364
00:15:51,016 --> 00:15:53,541
I do like kissing.

365
00:15:53,566 --> 00:15:55,132
Me, too.

366
00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:00,804
- Well, pull over.
- Oh, right, right.

367
00:16:02,739 --> 00:16:05,911
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

368
00:16:05,936 --> 00:16:07,649
She's divorced and miserable.

369
00:16:07,674 --> 00:16:09,241
Yes.

370
00:16:09,266 --> 00:16:11,202
Well, if you ever need
someone to talk to...

371
00:16:11,227 --> 00:16:12,427
No.

372
00:16:12,452 --> 00:16:14,785
You want a new girlfriend,
not a new patient.

373
00:16:15,290 --> 00:16:17,899
I mean, not as a therapist,
I mean as a friend.

374
00:16:17,924 --> 00:16:20,191
M-More than a friend.
I mean, start as friends

375
00:16:20,216 --> 00:16:21,669
and see what happens.

376
00:16:21,694 --> 00:16:24,061
If it happens, it happens.
You know, boy-girl stuff. Uh...

377
00:16:24,086 --> 00:16:27,221
Hey, pull it together
or the wizard dies.

378
00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:29,611
How about dinner?

379
00:16:29,636 --> 00:16:31,802
With wine? Like a date.

380
00:16:32,939 --> 00:16:36,474
Uh, lunch with wine could work. Sure.

381
00:16:36,499 --> 00:16:38,365
Sometimes I have eggs for lunch.

382
00:16:38,390 --> 00:16:39,899
Uh, like a frittata.

383
00:16:41,014 --> 00:16:43,581
I don't know why I'm
telling you this. Uh...

384
00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:45,960
Let's do Saturday.

385
00:16:45,985 --> 00:16:48,032
Sounds great. I'll call you.

386
00:16:51,067 --> 00:16:53,134
Yeah! That's how it's done.

387
00:16:53,236 --> 00:16:56,327
- No, it's not, but it worked.
- Wait.

388
00:16:57,399 --> 00:16:58,698
Hand me that wizard.

389
00:17:05,594 --> 00:17:08,161
Now you are free.

390
00:17:17,962 --> 00:17:20,194
I mean, it was eerie.

391
00:17:20,219 --> 00:17:22,687
Like a Stephen King level of eerie.

392
00:17:23,227 --> 00:17:26,734
Trevor smashed the wizard,
it got ten degrees colder,

393
00:17:26,759 --> 00:17:30,602
and then Marta turned
into a crow and flew away.

394
00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:32,674
Seriously?

395
00:17:33,016 --> 00:17:35,176
I didn't see it, but I
went inside to get my keys

396
00:17:35,201 --> 00:17:38,204
and when I came back out,
there was just a bird.

397
00:17:40,183 --> 00:17:42,483
I'm sorry, who's Marta?

398
00:17:43,001 --> 00:17:45,142
Exactly.

399
00:17:45,322 --> 00:17:48,323
All right, look, since it
seems you saved Trevor's life,

400
00:17:48,348 --> 00:17:50,614
you're forgiven for missing my birthday.

401
00:17:51,305 --> 00:17:53,127
You're not gonna believe
what happened to me.

402
00:17:53,152 --> 00:17:55,086
Just know you're gonna
have to top a human

403
00:17:55,111 --> 00:17:56,744
who turned into a crow.

404
00:17:58,562 --> 00:18:00,068
Andy and I were in a bank robbery.

405
00:18:00,093 --> 00:18:02,211
He saved my life and
we're in love again.

406
00:18:05,409 --> 00:18:07,586
They're really different stories,

407
00:18:08,313 --> 00:18:10,012
but I think Jill wins.

408
00:18:15,357 --> 00:18:18,522
Uh, so Trevor's taking a
three-month leave of absence?

409
00:18:18,547 --> 00:18:20,397
Yeah. He went to lunch
with his high school crush,

410
00:18:20,422 --> 00:18:22,422
and now they're going
to kayak the fjords.

411
00:18:23,172 --> 00:18:24,805
So...

412
00:18:25,321 --> 00:18:29,630
the guy who grounds you
e-emotionally twice a week

413
00:18:29,755 --> 00:18:33,517
is gone for th-three months?

414
00:18:34,984 --> 00:18:37,850
He said I'd be okay without him.
What do you think about that?

415
00:18:37,952 --> 00:18:40,139
I'm thinking

416
00:18:40,451 --> 00:18:42,046
you could still Zoom with him

417
00:18:42,071 --> 00:18:43,810
if there's an emergency, right?

418
00:18:43,849 --> 00:18:45,350
Oh, yeah, definitely.

419
00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:47,841
And I apologize in
advance for the bad choices

420
00:18:47,887 --> 00:18:50,054
I might make during this period.

421
00:18:50,476 --> 00:18:52,193
Apology accepted.

422
00:18:53,439 --> 00:18:55,749
Ha. You don't mean that.

423
00:18:59,523 --> 00:19:01,437
Still not buying it.

424
00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:15,008
Okay, that one counted.

425
00:19:17,127 --> 00:19:22,127
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