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Oh, morning.

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Morning.

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You son of a bitch.

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- You brushed your teeth.
- No, I didn't.

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Liar... your breath smells fantastic!

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It's genetic.
I have a recessive mint gene.

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Oh, my God.

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Deodorant, too?

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You monster!

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I just want to be pretty for you.
Is that so wrong?

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Last night was great.

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- Pretty wild.
- Yeah, tell me about it.

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The bed started out on the
other side of the room.

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So, hey, you want to get lunch later?

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Sorry, can't.
I have a 1:00 with my oncologist.

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How about dinner Wednesday?

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No.

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I've got a renal function
panel on Thursday morning.

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I have to fast the night before.

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How about breakfast after my panel?

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I'm meeting my nutritionist.

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Making adjustments to my diet.

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- What about Thursday afternoon?
- Nephrologist appointment.

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Okay, I'd say Thursday night,
but I have acupuncture. Friday?

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No, I have dialysis Monday,
Wednesday, Friday.

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And then Maddie all weekend.
How about next week?

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CAT scan, internist, pedicure.

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Not medical, but I'd hate to
rip a hole in these nice sheets.

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Okay, now we're looking
at the week after that.

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Which is when I start
my next round of chemo.

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Cancer.

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What a dick.

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Renal failure's a real nut crunch, too.

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Hey, how about after chemo, I come by

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and take care of you?

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I don't want you
to see me after chemo.

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I'll be sweaty... and pukey...

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- disgusting.
- Okay.

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Well, I will just drink
some expired buttermilk

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and we can be disgusting together.

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You do have two bathrooms, right?

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Drew.

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Fine.

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Well, I'm wide open 2029.

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Hey, me, too.
You know, if we're still alive.

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We're alive now.

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You probably use that line
on all the dying chicks.

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You charmer.

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? The more you give ?

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? The more you live ?

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? Your happiness is relative ?

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? But if you're feeling like crap ?

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? It's time to face the fact ?

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? It's your prerogative ?

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? Your prerogative ?

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? To be positive ?

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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com

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Look at this.

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Half off a cruise
around the Amalfi Coast.

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Ten days of sun and fun in Italy...

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from the tip of the boot

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to the top of the knee.

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This looks amazing.

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I've never been on a cruise

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that didn't have the word
"booze" in front of it.

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I used to go with my
daughter all the time.

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We had so much fun.

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You know, before she went
to college and realized

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I ruined her life.

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- So what do you say?
- About what?

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The cruise. Come with me. My treat.

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Norma, no, that's crazy.

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What? It's my money
and I get to spend it

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on people I love.

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So either you come with me on a cruise

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or I send a check to Burt Bacharach.

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What do you say? Please?
It would mean a lot.

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It would be amazing.

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And I have seen every episode
of The Sopranos,

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so I basically speak Italian.

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So...

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is it a yes?

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All right, yes!

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Let's go!

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We can pick up a father
and son on the boat.

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You get the father.

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I like it.

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Sock on the doorknob
means take another lap

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around the lido deck.

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Hey, you're both here.

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I'd like to introduce you to my...

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girlfriend?

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Oh, what the hell.

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Adriana, this is Gina,

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my kidney donor, and Norma,

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her friend who almost burned
down a retirement home

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and now lives in my guest room.

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And we'll all pretend that
wasn't an awkward introduction.

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Nice to meet you.

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Nice to meet you, too,
dear. I'm glad to see

101
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that Drew has found someone.

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Proof that there's an
ass for every saddle.

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Did I mention she lives here rent-free?

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I'll just go and tidy up in the kitchen.

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Ciao, Bella.

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Drew's girlfriend can do better.

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Drew can't stop talking about you.

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He walks around with this
dopey grin on his face,

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like a baby with gas.

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Like...

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No, I don't.

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No, that's not how I... well, uh,

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I hope you enjoyed
meeting her because you'll

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never see her again.

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You know what we should do?

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Double date with me and Eli.

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Great. Our schedule's a bit tight.

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So 6:00 a.m. at the hospital
vending machine sound good?

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We can move some things
around to make it happen.

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Hey, um, call me after your blood panel?

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Only if you tell me about
your urine sample.

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Oh, my God.

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That was so romantic.

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What's up, Justin? It's your
boy Eli Russell of the Seahawks.

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Somebody's becoming a man today.

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Mazel tov, bar mitzvah boy!

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Now go tackle that Torah portion.

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And... first Cameo video done.

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- Easy hundred bucks.
- Yeah.

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A few years ago, I was making millions.

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Now I'm doing Cameos
and autograph signings.

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Maybe I should sell some
of my football stuff.

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What? No.

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Why not?

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I could get some nice cash
for my jerseys and helmets.

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Even more for my Super Bowl ring.

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But you love that ring.

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It's the only piece of jewelry
that has its own Twitter account.

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I got to do something.

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Even if I find a buyer for this house,

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I'll be lucky to break even.

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Hey, what if we set this place on fire

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for the insurance money,
and as the words are coming

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out of my mouth,
I can see that it's wrong,

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unless you think it's a good idea?

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Let's call that plan B.

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All right, what's next?

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Okay.

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This one's for Bob in Wheaton, Illinois.

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He's a big Seahawks fan.

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And his wife wants you to
wish him a speedy recovery

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from his testicular torsion.

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Hey, Bob,
it's Eli Russell of the Seahawks.

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I heard your boys are
taking a little time-out.

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So don't touch down...

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there for a while.

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So you really know somebody
who can burn down my house?

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I can't believe you two went
to high school together.

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Did you ever, you know, hook up?

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I hooked up... a lot.

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And Drew didn't... ever.

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That's not true... I hooked up...

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the audio-visual equipment.

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- All right, here you go.
- Thank you.

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I think you dropped this.

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Thanks.

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What's that?

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Well, I was gonna wait till later,
but since

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we all saw it and we're
wondering what it is,

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go ahead, open it.

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It's the shirt from the
vintage shop next door.

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I loved the Spice Girls, too.

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I was all about... Sporty Spice.

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I can see that.

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I was all about Baby Spice,

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but then I matured into Posh.

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I tried to hook up with Scary Spice

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at a party after the Pro Bowl.

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- And?
- She lived up to her name.

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How'd you do this?

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Oh, well, when I said

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I went to the bathroom, I actually just

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went over and got it.

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I want you to remember this night.

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And that when you
tell me what you want...

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What you really,
really want... I listen.

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Well, it's a very sweet gesture.

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Thank you.

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I'm gonna run to the restroom.

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So if you're expecting me
to come back with a gift,

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it's gonna be a feminine
hygiene product.

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- I love her.
- I like her. She's funny.

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- My treat.
- No, I got this.

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- No, you don't.
- Let it go, Drew.

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Good, I was bluffing.

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Hey, I'm a little cold.

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Would you mind getting
my coat from the car?

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It's the fuzzy pink one.

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I get it... you two want
to dish on your dates.

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I'll leave you to the girl talk.

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Thanks, babe, you're the best.

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Hate to see you go.

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Love to watch you leave.

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You have to pay for dinner.

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I'll just tell him
I'll get it next time.

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Which is what I said last time.
He never remembers.

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- You have to!
- Why?

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Promise not to say anything
to anybody, but...

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Eli's broke.

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What? Really? Since when?

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And why did he tell you before me?

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I'm his best friend.

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I mean, he's never actually said that.

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- But does he have to?
- I'll tell you more later.

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But he didn't trust the right people,

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and now he's living on his credit cards,

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and he's gonna sell his Super Bowl ring.

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Oh, my God.

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That ring means everything to him.

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You cannot tell him I told you.

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Okay, yes. Fine.

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I wish I'd have known about this

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before we ordered mozzarella sticks

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for the table, but whatever.

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I got some bad news.

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The guy who was financing
my one-man show backed out.

227
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What happened, did he see it?

228
00:09:03,588 --> 00:09:04,588
I'm sorry.

229
00:09:04,613 --> 00:09:05,957
With Samantha being out of town,

230
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I'm trying to be the sassy one,

231
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and it's not working.

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He wanted me to
put his girlfriend in it,

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which is a bit hard since
it's a one-man show.

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Well, if it would help,
I could put in a couple hundred dollars.

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- Same here.
- I'm good for a grand.

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- Seriously?
- That's a little generous, isn't it?

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Hey, if we can't help each other,
what are we here for?

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Yeah, Drew.

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Mind your business.

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- All right, later, guys.
- See you, Eli.

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Gideon, you cannot take that money.

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Oh, honey, watch me.

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- No, I'm serious, you can't.
- Why not?

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Okay.

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You know what,
promise you won't say anything,

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but Eli is having money problems.

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Oh, like mo' money, mo' problems.

248
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No.

249
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Mo' like no money, big problems.

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How bad is it?

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Bad enough that he's talking about
selling his Super Bowl ring.

252
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What?!

253
00:10:01,379 --> 00:10:02,979
He loves that ring more than anything.

254
00:10:03,004 --> 00:10:04,722
I know because I've
literally heard him say,

255
00:10:04,746 --> 00:10:06,823
"I love you more than anything, ring."

256
00:10:07,683 --> 00:10:09,057
How do you know this?

257
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He told Gina.

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Which is a little hurtful
because I am his best friend.

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I hate that he thinks
he has to hide this from us.

260
00:10:15,145 --> 00:10:17,534
And me. Mainly me. Best friend, so...

261
00:10:18,061 --> 00:10:19,675
Oh, my God, here it is.

262
00:10:19,700 --> 00:10:22,112
His Super Bowl ring is up for auction.

263
00:10:22,137 --> 00:10:23,628
People are already bidding on it.

264
00:10:23,653 --> 00:10:24,721
Such a shame.

265
00:10:24,746 --> 00:10:26,878
- So sad.
- Yeah.

266
00:10:27,988 --> 00:10:31,100
At least his last thousand dollars
will go to something worthwhile.

267
00:10:32,581 --> 00:10:34,316
It was a joke.

268
00:10:35,717 --> 00:10:37,621
Okay, maybe it wasn't.

269
00:10:50,982 --> 00:10:52,021
Hey.

270
00:10:53,946 --> 00:10:55,847
- What are you doing here?
- Well...

271
00:10:55,872 --> 00:10:58,667
it's your chemo week, so I thought you
might want some company to cheer you up.

272
00:10:58,692 --> 00:11:00,098
I told you I didn't want to see anybody,

273
00:11:00,122 --> 00:11:01,605
and I didn't want anybody to see me.

274
00:11:01,630 --> 00:11:03,246
Oh, just think of me as your nurse.

275
00:11:03,271 --> 00:11:05,751
Your chemo-sabe, if you will.

276
00:11:05,776 --> 00:11:07,691
- Please stop.
- Oh, I'm just getting started.

277
00:11:07,716 --> 00:11:09,800
You got your jigsaw puzzle,
book of jumbles.

278
00:11:09,825 --> 00:11:12,800
- Drew...
- And I sent you this chemo playlist

279
00:11:12,825 --> 00:11:14,305
with great motivational songs.

280
00:11:14,330 --> 00:11:16,949
Stuff like "I Will Survive,"
"Don't Stop Believing,"

281
00:11:16,974 --> 00:11:19,066
"I'm Still standing," "Tears in Heaven."

282
00:11:19,091 --> 00:11:21,527
Oh, I'm so sorry,
that should not be in there.

283
00:11:21,662 --> 00:11:23,089
I can't do this right now.

284
00:11:23,114 --> 00:11:24,660
And I brought you some food.

285
00:11:24,685 --> 00:11:27,285
- Don't worry, it's chemo-friendly.
- Oh, God!

286
00:11:32,149 --> 00:11:33,441
I'm sorry.

287
00:11:34,168 --> 00:11:35,992
You need me to come in there
and hold your hair back?

288
00:11:36,018 --> 00:11:36,683
No!

289
00:11:36,708 --> 00:11:39,672
You sure? I don't mind.
That was half my social life in college.

290
00:11:42,128 --> 00:11:44,591
Will you please just go?

291
00:11:44,624 --> 00:11:46,668
Come on, I'm just trying to
make things easier for you.

292
00:11:46,692 --> 00:11:49,043
If you really want to make
things easier, you'll leave!

293
00:11:51,947 --> 00:11:54,011
Okay, fine.

294
00:12:00,587 --> 00:12:01,587
Hey, guys.

295
00:12:01,612 --> 00:12:04,097
- Hey, there he is.
- Hey, big guy. Eli!

296
00:12:05,766 --> 00:12:07,097
Everything all right?

297
00:12:07,122 --> 00:12:09,441
- Couldn't be better.
- So good.

298
00:12:11,553 --> 00:12:13,277
Why is everybody smiling?

299
00:12:13,302 --> 00:12:15,609
Looks like I'm walking into
a scene from Get Out.

300
00:12:17,785 --> 00:12:19,613
We got you a little something.

301
00:12:19,638 --> 00:12:21,074
Open it.

302
00:12:26,976 --> 00:12:28,180
My ring?

303
00:12:28,583 --> 00:12:30,722
It didn't seem right that
someone else should have it.

304
00:12:30,747 --> 00:12:32,793
You've always been so generous with us.

305
00:12:32,818 --> 00:12:34,917
Yeah, we know you're going
through a tough time,

306
00:12:34,942 --> 00:12:37,066
and we just want to be there for you.

307
00:12:39,297 --> 00:12:40,714
Gina told you, didn't she?

308
00:12:40,739 --> 00:12:42,675
Only because she cares about you.

309
00:12:42,700 --> 00:12:44,659
Not as much as me, bestie.

310
00:12:45,832 --> 00:12:49,097
Congratulations, you guys just bought
yourselves a Super Bowl ring.

311
00:12:49,863 --> 00:12:51,902
I'll come back this afternoon.

312
00:12:58,753 --> 00:13:00,168
So how are we doing this, like a month

313
00:13:00,192 --> 00:13:01,802
at each of our places?

314
00:13:03,913 --> 00:13:06,003
What do you think? I want to look

315
00:13:06,028 --> 00:13:08,125
young enough to attract
an interesting man,

316
00:13:08,151 --> 00:13:10,698
yet old enough to get
a seat on the lifeboat.

317
00:13:11,804 --> 00:13:14,927
You look great, but...

318
00:13:15,443 --> 00:13:18,284
listen, I've been thinking
about the cruise,

319
00:13:18,807 --> 00:13:20,628
and I'm not the one you should take.

320
00:13:20,653 --> 00:13:22,829
I can take Eli? Great.

321
00:13:23,650 --> 00:13:25,222
You should take your daughter.

322
00:13:25,406 --> 00:13:27,371
No, that would be a disaster.

323
00:13:27,396 --> 00:13:30,790
One of us would end up selling
the other to Somali pirates.

324
00:13:31,312 --> 00:13:33,847
Or you'd be stuck in
the middle of the ocean

325
00:13:33,872 --> 00:13:36,570
with no choice but to get drunk
and work out your differences.

326
00:13:36,595 --> 00:13:39,191
Come on, I want
to have fun on this trip.

327
00:13:39,216 --> 00:13:41,449
Norma, you only have one daughter.

328
00:13:41,474 --> 00:13:43,628
How many more chances are you gonna get?

329
00:13:43,653 --> 00:13:45,433
All right, I'll think about it.

330
00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:47,605
But I'd rather take Eli.

331
00:13:51,754 --> 00:13:54,331
Speak of the devil. Hey.

332
00:13:54,356 --> 00:13:56,128
I can't believe you told Drew I'm broke.

333
00:13:56,153 --> 00:13:57,308
I didn't...

334
00:13:58,199 --> 00:13:59,613
I wasn't...

335
00:14:01,586 --> 00:14:03,449
I'm so sorry.

336
00:14:03,474 --> 00:14:05,543
He told the whole dialysis group,
and they all pitched in

337
00:14:05,567 --> 00:14:08,074
and bought my ring back.
It was embarrassing.

338
00:14:08,099 --> 00:14:10,800
I only told him because you were gonna
pick up the check at dinner.

339
00:14:10,825 --> 00:14:13,028
Do you know how hard it was
for me to tell you about this?

340
00:14:13,052 --> 00:14:14,215
I trusted you.

341
00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:15,980
Well, can we get together
and talk about it?

342
00:14:16,005 --> 00:14:17,137
No.

343
00:14:17,162 --> 00:14:19,956
I don't want to talk. I got to go.

344
00:14:26,550 --> 00:14:27,769
Yeah?!

345
00:14:27,794 --> 00:14:30,402
Quick heads-up,
I may have spilled the beans about Eli,

346
00:14:30,427 --> 00:14:31,906
and he's pretty upset.

347
00:14:49,741 --> 00:14:52,744
But you may already know that.

348
00:14:58,266 --> 00:15:00,535
- Hey.
- Hey.

349
00:15:03,243 --> 00:15:05,496
I think I owe you an apology.

350
00:15:09,191 --> 00:15:11,316
I'm not mad at you.

351
00:15:11,341 --> 00:15:13,157
I mean, I was mad at you,

352
00:15:13,183 --> 00:15:14,886
and I'd throw away your toothbrush.

353
00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:17,058
It's seen some things.

354
00:15:19,551 --> 00:15:21,535
Eli's pretty upset, huh?

355
00:15:21,817 --> 00:15:25,255
Yeah. He's not
answering any of my calls.

356
00:15:25,566 --> 00:15:27,613
Maybe he couldn't
pay his phone bill.

357
00:15:28,258 --> 00:15:29,699
Too soon.

358
00:15:30,612 --> 00:15:32,035
Well, if it's any consolation,

359
00:15:32,060 --> 00:15:33,769
I'm in the same boat with Adriana.

360
00:15:33,794 --> 00:15:36,579
I brought her all this stuff to
cheer her up after her chemo,

361
00:15:36,605 --> 00:15:37,956
and she bit my head off.

362
00:15:37,981 --> 00:15:39,861
Why? It sounds like you
were trying to help her.

363
00:15:39,886 --> 00:15:41,457
Yeah, just like how
you were trying to help Eli.

364
00:15:41,481 --> 00:15:42,816
Exactly. You get it.

365
00:15:42,841 --> 00:15:45,069
- Right?
- What is up with people?

366
00:15:45,102 --> 00:15:46,612
They're the worst.

367
00:15:51,749 --> 00:15:53,001
Drew?

368
00:15:54,045 --> 00:15:55,858
Is it possible...

369
00:15:56,787 --> 00:15:58,394
that it's our fault?

370
00:15:58,419 --> 00:16:00,673
It is definitely our fault.

371
00:16:01,213 --> 00:16:03,511
Why do relationships have to be so hard?

372
00:16:03,536 --> 00:16:05,324
I have no idea.

373
00:16:05,349 --> 00:16:07,238
- It should just be like you and me.
- Yeah.

374
00:16:07,289 --> 00:16:08,895
I don't have to worry
about what I say to you.

375
00:16:08,919 --> 00:16:10,113
- We get along great.
- Yeah.

376
00:16:10,138 --> 00:16:12,425
When you're not microwaving your bra.

377
00:16:12,450 --> 00:16:14,839
It makes my boobs cozy.

378
00:16:15,253 --> 00:16:17,042
You should really let me do your boxers.

379
00:16:17,067 --> 00:16:19,082
Your balls would be so happy.

380
00:16:19,231 --> 00:16:22,019
Yes, they'd like that.
They've had a tough year.

381
00:16:23,314 --> 00:16:25,480
See? This is how it should be.

382
00:16:25,505 --> 00:16:27,378
No drama, no pressure.

383
00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:29,886
Just two people where things are easy.

384
00:16:29,911 --> 00:16:33,502
Exactly. How come
everybody can't be like us?

385
00:16:37,410 --> 00:16:39,091
- Guess what!
- Oh, Norma.

386
00:16:39,116 --> 00:16:40,513
I just invited my daughter

387
00:16:40,538 --> 00:16:42,630
on the cruise, and she said yes.

388
00:16:42,655 --> 00:16:43,818
Good for you.

389
00:16:43,843 --> 00:16:46,255
- I'm so glad you asked her.
- Yeah.

390
00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:48,427
Now we'll spend ten days rehashing

391
00:16:48,452 --> 00:16:51,020
all the terrible things
I did as a mother.

392
00:16:51,045 --> 00:16:54,222
If I come back without her,
don't call Dateline.

393
00:16:54,493 --> 00:16:56,451
Then why are you doing this?

394
00:16:56,476 --> 00:16:58,304
Because this one made me see that

395
00:16:58,329 --> 00:17:00,341
if a relationship is important,

396
00:17:00,366 --> 00:17:02,146
you got to do the work.

397
00:17:02,171 --> 00:17:03,824
I'm very wise.

398
00:17:04,048 --> 00:17:05,528
Thank you, kiddo.

399
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:12,873
I'm gonna text Adriana,

400
00:17:12,898 --> 00:17:14,660
let her know I'm thinking about her,
nothing more.

401
00:17:14,684 --> 00:17:16,482
Yeah, I'm gonna text Eli
and let him know

402
00:17:16,507 --> 00:17:17,810
I'm here whenever he's ready.

403
00:17:17,835 --> 00:17:19,139
Yeah, you should totally do that.

404
00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:20,584
Yeah.

405
00:17:21,248 --> 00:17:22,483
Hey.

406
00:17:23,516 --> 00:17:24,670
Thanks.

407
00:17:25,163 --> 00:17:26,272
For what?

408
00:17:27,106 --> 00:17:28,849
For just being you.

409
00:17:29,523 --> 00:17:30,865
You, too.

410
00:17:31,072 --> 00:17:34,857
And seriously, you should
throw away your toothbrush.

411
00:17:46,588 --> 00:17:47,511
Hi.

412
00:17:47,536 --> 00:17:49,568
My God, hey. You look great.

413
00:17:49,593 --> 00:17:50,958
Not that you looked bad last time.

414
00:17:50,984 --> 00:17:52,873
You just look less bad.

415
00:17:53,328 --> 00:17:54,629
Can I start over?

416
00:17:54,655 --> 00:17:56,396
You definitely should.

417
00:17:59,645 --> 00:18:01,224
Oh, my God, hey, you look great.

418
00:18:01,249 --> 00:18:02,713
Period. Nothing else.

419
00:18:04,259 --> 00:18:06,000
I'm feeling human again,

420
00:18:06,025 --> 00:18:07,853
and this human misses you.

421
00:18:10,818 --> 00:18:12,702
I'm sorry if I was a little harsh.

422
00:18:12,727 --> 00:18:16,171
No, I'm sorry
I wasn't listening to you.

423
00:18:16,461 --> 00:18:19,179
I just wanted to pack as much as I could

424
00:18:19,204 --> 00:18:20,718
into every moment.

425
00:18:20,743 --> 00:18:23,129
Why? 'Cause I have the Big C?

426
00:18:23,155 --> 00:18:26,233
Well, if that "C" means
"cute," then yes.

427
00:18:27,031 --> 00:18:29,171
It feels like you're
commemorating every moment

428
00:18:29,196 --> 00:18:31,132
because you don't think
I have that many left.

429
00:18:31,157 --> 00:18:32,413
Which might be true.

430
00:18:32,438 --> 00:18:34,288
But don't keep reminding me.

431
00:18:34,313 --> 00:18:37,249
I just want our time
together to be special.

432
00:18:37,968 --> 00:18:39,655
It already is.

433
00:18:44,578 --> 00:18:46,765
Okay, so, uh, what do you want to do?

434
00:18:46,790 --> 00:18:48,913
- Right now?
- Yeah.

435
00:18:49,333 --> 00:18:50,577
I would like to eat some

436
00:18:50,602 --> 00:18:52,778
serious junk food and
watch any television show

437
00:18:52,803 --> 00:18:54,288
where Brits politely tell people

438
00:18:54,313 --> 00:18:56,296
Their baking sucks.

439
00:18:56,321 --> 00:18:58,152
"Your bread is underproofed."

440
00:18:59,188 --> 00:19:01,921
But I do have some chemo-healthy snacks

441
00:19:01,946 --> 00:19:03,469
- that I think would be better...
- Drew!

442
00:19:03,493 --> 00:19:05,799
How does two Hot Pockets
and a bag of Cheetos sound?

443
00:19:05,824 --> 00:19:08,198
See, now you're listening to me.

444
00:19:15,617 --> 00:19:16,648
Oh, no.

445
00:19:16,673 --> 00:19:19,429
Please don't tell me
you're a Postmates driver now.

446
00:19:19,602 --> 00:19:21,398
No, but I did find a gig,

447
00:19:21,423 --> 00:19:23,530
and it pays me well
enough to buy you dinner.

448
00:19:26,022 --> 00:19:27,741
Meat lovers?

449
00:19:27,766 --> 00:19:30,460
Must be some big gig.

450
00:19:30,485 --> 00:19:32,523
Well, maybe, eventually.

451
00:19:32,548 --> 00:19:34,681
I'm starting a podcast
called Seahawk Nation

452
00:19:34,706 --> 00:19:36,054
with one of my old teammates.

453
00:19:36,079 --> 00:19:37,588
That's so great.

454
00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:39,413
I know it's gonna be about sports,

455
00:19:39,438 --> 00:19:41,198
but if there's any way
that you can throw in

456
00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:43,679
some true crime,
I will definitely listen.

457
00:19:44,969 --> 00:19:46,667
Are you feeling better?

458
00:19:46,692 --> 00:19:48,101
Not yet.

459
00:19:52,170 --> 00:19:53,476
Now I am.

460
00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:55,430
Look, I know you were
looking out for me,

461
00:19:55,455 --> 00:19:56,848
same as the dialysis crew,

462
00:19:56,873 --> 00:19:59,223
so I'm gonna patch things
up with them tomorrow.

463
00:19:59,248 --> 00:20:01,227
With or without the kissing?

464
00:20:01,252 --> 00:20:03,242
Because I'm pretty sure
that Drew's gonna want

465
00:20:03,267 --> 00:20:04,794
to smooch a little.

466
00:20:05,150 --> 00:20:06,282
I'll play it by ear.

467
00:20:06,307 --> 00:20:07,782
Gonna thank them for their gesture

468
00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:09,883
- and take my ring back.
- Yeah!

469
00:20:09,908 --> 00:20:12,532
What are they gonna do
with a Super Bowl ring?

470
00:20:12,924 --> 00:20:15,899
And that, Amber,
is how I caught the pass

471
00:20:15,924 --> 00:20:17,578
that won the Super Bowl.

472
00:20:19,258 --> 00:20:20,735
All right.

473
00:20:24,949 --> 00:20:26,931
Hey.
Check this out.

474
00:20:31,780 --> 00:20:37,069
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