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Let me put everything on my card.

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Very cool, Jerry.

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You can pay me in cash.

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Not cool, Jerry.

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I'm collecting miles
for a flight to Bora Bora.

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Right now, I'm to maybe... Des Moines.

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I forgot my ginger ale. I'll,
see you guys up there.

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I've been to Bora Bora and Des Moines,

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and you only want to see
people naked in one of them.

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Sorry, I seem to have
gotten the last one.

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I don't see your name on it.

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Unless your name is Nutritional Facts.

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It is. And that's "Mr. Facts" to you.

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Then we're at an impasse, because

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I'm Adriana Ginger Ale.

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Drew Dunbar.

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But my eighth grade
math teacher was Mr. Pibb.

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Adriana Marquez.

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And my eighth grade teacher was fired

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for sending naked pics to a student.

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Well, in that case, here,

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you can have the ginger ale.

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It's a filthy habit.
I've been meaning to quit.

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- Thank you.
- Yes.

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I think you'll enjoy the bubbly quality

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with soft notes of
high-fructose corn syrup.

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You're cute.

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Why you staring at me?

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Just waiting for
the bucket of pigs' blood

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to fall on my head.

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? The more you give ?

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? The more you live ?

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? Your happiness is relative ?

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? But if you're feeling like crap ?

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? It's time to face the fact ?

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? It's your prerogative ?

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? Your prerogative ?

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? To be positive ?

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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com

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Anyone want to do something tonight?

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I'm sorry, I can't,
because

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a beautiful woman
in the café just asked me out.

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On purpose.

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Are you serious?

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Looks like ginger ale wasn't the
only thing she was thirsty for.

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She was thirsty for me.

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Drew's got game.

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My God, it must be easy
in the straight world.

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It's not.

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I am shocked myself.

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But I do have a question.

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What's dating like these days?

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Just be yourself. Don't overthink it.

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Be himself?

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Worst idea ever.

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Calendar reminder.

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Do not overthink upcoming date.

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6:00 p.m. to 9:00 p.m.

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No.

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6:00 p.m. to...

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question mark.

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Well, whatever you do, don't
tell her you're in dialysis.

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But it's such a big part of my life.

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Don't take this the wrong way, Drew,

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but you don't need to offer up
more reasons

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for her to reject you.

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What's the right way to take that?

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First dates should be light and fun.

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People don't want to hear stuff
that's, you know...

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death-y.

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Unless you're going for pity sex.

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Which still counts, by the way.

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Thanks so much.

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I'll be there.

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Check it out.

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My agent just got me an audition

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with CBS 2 to be
their new sports anchor.

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Congratulations.
When's the audition?

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Friday.

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- Good luck.
- Yeah, knock 'em dead!

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A woman asked me out.

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- What?
- On a date. Yeah.

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It's just what we were talking
about earlier before you came in.

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It was a pretty hot topic, actually.
And I'm...

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I'm not quite sure we were
finished on it. So...

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Do you still want him to be himself?

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Hey, Norma.

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Gina, the man of our dreams is here!

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Why'd you call her?

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We could have run away together.

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Sweetheart, you'd have
no idea what to do with me.

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Look at you.

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Anything I say right now
is going to be objectifying,

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so I won't say a thing.

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I went to my suit guy
with Drew after dialysis.

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I want to make sure I make a
good impression for my audition.

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Channel 2 Sports is about to get

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a lot more female viewers.

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Including this one.

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I hope that you drop your news report

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so I can watch you bend
over and pick it up.

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'Ello, ladies.

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I was trying for James Bond,

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but it ended up sounding more
like a creepy chimney sweep.

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Wow! Drew!

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Come on over here
so I can slap that ass.

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I will not.

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Look at you. What a difference.

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So, all this time,
you just weren't trying.

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Yes. Well, uh,

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I have a date tonight.

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Really? With who?

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Just somebody I met at the hospital.

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Wait, you don't even know her?

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You should Google her,
because she could be a sex trafficker.

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Or, worse,
she could be one of those people

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who doesn't own a TV.

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No. Look, she's cute, she's
funny and she likes me.

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She could lure children
into her gingerbread house,

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for all I care.
We're going out for pasta.

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Hey. Remember,
don't tell her anything about dialysis.

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Wait, why aren't we telling
her anything about dialysis?

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It'll scare her off.

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Well, you don't want
a relationship built on deceit.

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Yeah, you should always be honest.

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Unless you're under oath.

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Good point. I'll tell her the truth.

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It's your first date.

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It's a boner killer.

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Better point. I will lie to her.

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So, wait, you're from Rocky Hill?

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I went to Merritt High, class of '04.

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Wait, you're a Merritt Muskrat?

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Oh, no, no.
I wasn't just a Merritt Muskrat.

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I was the Merritt Muskrat.

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Yeah. The mascot.

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I was basically an
honorary football player.

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I mean, they told me
not to say that, but...

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they knew.

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Oh, my God.

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At the conference championship,

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I threw a Big Gulp at you.

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Ah. I actually had three Big
Gulps thrown at me that night,

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so you're gonna have to
be a bit more specific.

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They were all me.

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Good arm.

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Have you had enough time to decide?

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Yeah, we haven't even looked.
Uh, just one more minute, please?

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Of course.

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You should try the ravioli.

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I haven't had it. I just don't
want to waste my dinner on it

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if it's bad.

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I think I'm gonna have the tiramisu.

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Okay. What are you starting with?

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The tiramisu.

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Whenever I go out to eat,
I'm always too full for dessert

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by the end, so...

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I'm gonna start with it.

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Is that allowed?

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I don't see the dessert police.

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But if they do show up,

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cover for me.
Tell 'em I ate all my green beans.

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Oh, no, no, no, no.
I do not lie to the dessert police.

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My dad did nine years in lava cake jail.

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I figure, if you want
something, why wait?

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That's my whole life philosophy.

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Don't put things off till someday,

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because someday never comes.

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I like that.

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My life philosophy is "Don't touch that.

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You don't know where it's been."

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But I will start with the apple pie.

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And since we're being outlaws,

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- I will have it à la mode.
- There you go.

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Throw caution to the wind.

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You know, when I was a kid,

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I thought it was throw
"caush" into the wind.

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- What's caush?
- I don't know,

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but you definitely
wanted to get rid of it.

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I used to think that
a "romantic gesture"

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was a "romantic jester."

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Like the medieval clown?

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Okay, that's just dumb.

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Oh, I'm having a nice time.

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- I'm glad you asked me out.
- Me, too.

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So, tell me more about Drew Dunbar.

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What's a deep, dark secret about you?

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Oh. Um...

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Nope, no secrets.

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Then tell me something you
really want to do someday.

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What do you mean?

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Today is your someday.

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What do you want to do with it?

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Way better than when I made
out with the Stamford Tiger.

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Oh. Another thing I want to do someday

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is kiss someone up against a door

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like how they do in the movies.

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Ooh. Check out Fifty Shades of Dunbar.

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Hey, it's your someday.

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That's the doorknob.

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Ugh, God.

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Serves me right for trying to be
a "romantic jester."

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Ooh.

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Wait. Hold on one second.

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I just have to tell you something.

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If you want to put the
muskrat costume on,

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I'm kind of down for that.

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No, uh...

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It's just, um...

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You remember asking
me if I had any secrets.

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Yeah.

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Uh...

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I'm in kidney failure.

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And I have a donor lined up,

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but, until then, I am in dialysis.

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Oh, wow.

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Okay.

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I just didn't feel right going
any further without telling you.

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And if that's too much,
I totally get it.

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No. I'm glad you told me.

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00:09:01,950 --> 00:09:03,777
That was brave.

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00:09:05,868 --> 00:09:08,070
Well, since we're confessing things,

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that K-pop playlist in my car

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is actually mine and not my daughter's.

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Okay, the kidney failure is one thing,

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but this is kind of a deal-breaker.

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- Morning!
- Hi!

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Ooh, something smells good.

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Well, if it's bacon and eggs,
it's breakfast.

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But if it's lavender lotion and Icy Hot,

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it's me.

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That was Norma Goldman
with the smells report.

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And now to Eli Russell with sports.

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Actually, I've been practicing.

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Check it out.

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Today, led by their defense,

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who scored on a blocked
punt and fumble return,

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the Jets beat the Broncos, 27-7.

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That means the Jets
are heading to the playoffs

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for the first time since 2010.

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So?

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Well, you looked handsome,

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and that's all that matters.

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I mean, it was... fine.

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00:10:00,185 --> 00:10:02,910
But, mm, where's the swagger?

246
00:10:02,935 --> 00:10:05,957
Where's the Eli Russell that
showed up in his suit yesterday?

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00:10:05,982 --> 00:10:08,543
The guy that won the Super
Bowl and taught Michelle Obama

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00:10:08,568 --> 00:10:10,074
how to do his touchdown dance?

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Boom, boom, boom.

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00:10:17,507 --> 00:10:20,723
If you dance like that,
they'll put you in concussion protocol.

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00:10:21,029 --> 00:10:23,191
But that's how those
sportscasters sound.

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00:10:23,216 --> 00:10:26,207
Yeah, but that's not how you sound.

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Your personality is gonna
be what sets you apart.

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Okay. I hear what you're saying.

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I got to own it.

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00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:36,262
? Good morning, good morning ?

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00:10:36,287 --> 00:10:37,996
Ooh. You're like

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one of those horses that
dances around the ring.

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00:10:41,060 --> 00:10:42,932
Well, I had an amazing night.

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- Yeah, so we heard.
- From who?

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00:10:45,579 --> 00:10:46,973
No, we heard.

262
00:10:46,998 --> 00:10:49,610
We wondered whose
giggle belonged to who.

263
00:10:49,815 --> 00:10:54,027
Take that, Drew's ex-wife
and her hot lawyer boyfriend.

264
00:10:55,060 --> 00:10:59,151
Oh. I guess you do not
follow her on Instagram.

265
00:10:59,852 --> 00:11:01,215
I do not.

266
00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:02,851
And now I won't.

267
00:11:02,876 --> 00:11:06,184
But I did tell Adriana about my kidney.

268
00:11:06,209 --> 00:11:07,379
She said I was brave.

269
00:11:07,404 --> 00:11:09,504
Oh, see? I was right.

270
00:11:09,529 --> 00:11:12,401
And just like I told the prosecutor
when I was acquitted,

271
00:11:12,426 --> 00:11:14,066
in your face.

272
00:11:15,563 --> 00:11:18,113
Oh. Look who's texting me.

273
00:11:18,138 --> 00:11:20,770
Is it a review? How
many stars did you get?

274
00:11:21,085 --> 00:11:23,316
"I had a great time last night."

275
00:11:23,341 --> 00:11:25,605
Oh! Ooh! Ah!

276
00:11:25,630 --> 00:11:27,458
I think I'll reply, "What can I say?"

277
00:11:27,483 --> 00:11:30,176
And then my favorite emoji, the shrug.

278
00:11:32,404 --> 00:11:35,738
- "You're a special guy."
- Aw.

279
00:11:35,763 --> 00:11:38,603
I think this one calls
for the wink emoji.

280
00:11:40,806 --> 00:11:45,202
"But I think it's best
if we don't see..."

281
00:11:45,692 --> 00:11:46,954
Oh.

282
00:11:46,979 --> 00:11:50,048
Oh, no, Drew. I'm sorry.
That's terrible.

283
00:11:50,073 --> 00:11:51,462
That sucks, man.

284
00:11:51,487 --> 00:11:54,009
- You don't deserve that.
- Thanks.

285
00:11:56,725 --> 00:11:58,611
More like I was right. In your face!

286
00:11:58,636 --> 00:12:00,595
- What do you say to that, huh?
- Forgot my coffee.

287
00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:02,100
Really sucks, man. So sad.

288
00:12:02,125 --> 00:12:03,430
So sad.

289
00:12:07,826 --> 00:12:10,804
- Okay, set? Okay...
- Let's get it.

290
00:12:10,829 --> 00:12:13,070
Channel 2 news, here we go.

291
00:12:14,839 --> 00:12:17,689
Oh, my. That's one foolish feline

292
00:12:17,714 --> 00:12:20,040
who won't be climbing up any more trees.

293
00:12:21,104 --> 00:12:23,720
And now with the sports, Eli Russell.

294
00:12:23,745 --> 00:12:24,833
What was that?

295
00:12:24,858 --> 00:12:26,876
- What was what?
- The thing with the cat.

296
00:12:26,901 --> 00:12:29,564
Oh. Well, there's no cat,
but sometimes you have

297
00:12:29,589 --> 00:12:31,079
to follow stories like that.

298
00:12:31,104 --> 00:12:33,846
Be thankful it wasn't a murder-suicide.
Anyway, go.

299
00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:36,868
We got all the day's highlights,

300
00:12:36,893 --> 00:12:39,306
including Tyler
Lockett's fingertip catch.

301
00:12:39,331 --> 00:12:41,681
That guy's got sticky fingers,
and I'm not saying that

302
00:12:41,706 --> 00:12:43,447
just because he used
to steal my deodorant.

303
00:12:44,362 --> 00:12:46,134
Oh, this just in.

304
00:12:46,159 --> 00:12:50,294
Apparently, the cat has one
of those Hitler mustaches,

305
00:12:50,319 --> 00:12:53,235
but the fire department is
still going to save him.

306
00:12:53,260 --> 00:12:55,845
Back to you, Eli.

307
00:12:56,636 --> 00:12:58,333
Thanks, Gina.

308
00:12:59,221 --> 00:13:01,611
Now for a little segment I like to call

309
00:13:01,636 --> 00:13:03,073
"Hell Nah."

310
00:13:03,098 --> 00:13:04,709
A lot of people say that the NFL

311
00:13:04,734 --> 00:13:06,509
should get rid of female referees.

312
00:13:06,534 --> 00:13:08,710
Why? When my mama watches games,

313
00:13:08,735 --> 00:13:11,345
she spots every penalty on the field.

314
00:13:11,370 --> 00:13:13,134
Male or female, if you know the rules,

315
00:13:13,159 --> 00:13:14,337
you know the damn rules.

316
00:13:14,362 --> 00:13:16,236
So when people say
women can't be referees,

317
00:13:16,261 --> 00:13:17,392
you know what I say to that?

318
00:13:17,417 --> 00:13:18,505
Hell nah!

319
00:13:18,530 --> 00:13:20,579
I was building up to that, babe.

320
00:13:21,157 --> 00:13:22,611
Oh, I'm so sorry. I just...

321
00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:23,961
I got excited. That was amazing!

322
00:13:23,988 --> 00:13:25,097
- Really? Oh!
- Yeah.

323
00:13:25,122 --> 00:13:27,822
Okay. Anyway, hell, nah!

324
00:13:28,313 --> 00:13:29,749
Thanks, Eli.

325
00:13:29,774 --> 00:13:31,501
Oh, more breaking news.

326
00:13:31,526 --> 00:13:35,033
Three firemen are now stuck
in the tree with the cat.

327
00:13:35,058 --> 00:13:36,548
What?

328
00:13:36,579 --> 00:13:38,587
Oh, hey. Are you doing okay?

329
00:13:38,612 --> 00:13:41,283
Yeah, I'm fine. Just disappointed.

330
00:13:41,308 --> 00:13:43,329
But, hey, at least I'm back out there

331
00:13:43,354 --> 00:13:45,392
- in the dating world again.
- There you go.

332
00:13:45,417 --> 00:13:47,487
- Plenty of fish in the sea.
- Yeah.

333
00:13:47,519 --> 00:13:49,456
There's also a floating
island of garbage,

334
00:13:49,481 --> 00:13:52,267
whales are going extinct,
ocean temperatures are rising.

335
00:13:52,741 --> 00:13:54,393
Say goodbye to coastal cities.

336
00:13:54,418 --> 00:13:56,604
Probably some island nations, too.

337
00:13:57,902 --> 00:14:00,120
All right,
time for me to instill optimism

338
00:14:00,145 --> 00:14:01,668
in people with mental health issues.

339
00:14:05,576 --> 00:14:06,659
Oh, my God.

340
00:14:06,684 --> 00:14:08,337
Do you want the
stupid ginger ale or not?

341
00:14:08,725 --> 00:14:10,675
No. Too many memories.

342
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,495
Hey, let me ask you something.

343
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,065
You ever have a great night with a guy,

344
00:14:15,090 --> 00:14:17,675
and then the next morning,
you just kick him to the curb?

345
00:14:17,700 --> 00:14:20,112
I'd like to say yes to
make you feel better,

346
00:14:20,137 --> 00:14:21,448
but no.

347
00:14:21,473 --> 00:14:22,800
I thought we had a real connection.

348
00:14:22,825 --> 00:14:23,870
Well, maybe you did.

349
00:14:23,895 --> 00:14:24,979
Until the sex.

350
00:14:25,004 --> 00:14:26,878
You're probably pretty bad is my guess.

351
00:14:26,903 --> 00:14:29,761
No, no. She said
I was surprisingly great.

352
00:14:29,918 --> 00:14:32,237
Could've done without
the "surprisingly," but...

353
00:14:32,613 --> 00:14:34,354
Oh, my God. There she is.

354
00:14:34,379 --> 00:14:35,636
Really?

355
00:14:35,661 --> 00:14:37,229
Oh, I may have misjudged you.

356
00:14:37,254 --> 00:14:39,839
Unless you look like the
father that abandoned her.

357
00:14:40,175 --> 00:14:42,331
Look, just tell me when she's gone.

358
00:14:42,356 --> 00:14:44,214
You do know that door is glass?

359
00:14:49,096 --> 00:14:51,495
- Can I get in there?
- Oh, absolutely.

360
00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:54,003
Drew.

361
00:14:54,722 --> 00:14:56,331
Yeah.

362
00:14:56,671 --> 00:14:58,712
This is awkward.

363
00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:01,081
Oh, it really is.

364
00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:03,381
Oh, fine.

365
00:15:06,701 --> 00:15:08,515
- Hi.
- Hi.

366
00:15:09,386 --> 00:15:10,734
Okay, so, I'll just say it.

367
00:15:10,759 --> 00:15:11,891
I was on that date.

368
00:15:11,916 --> 00:15:13,085
We had a great time.

369
00:15:13,110 --> 00:15:15,413
So why did you end it?

370
00:15:15,438 --> 00:15:17,445
- Was it the sex?
- No.

371
00:15:17,470 --> 00:15:18,913
That was surprisingly...

372
00:15:18,938 --> 00:15:20,331
Please find a different adverb.

373
00:15:22,009 --> 00:15:24,272
So, then, it was the kidney failure.

374
00:15:24,297 --> 00:15:25,359
Sort of.

375
00:15:25,384 --> 00:15:26,516
I shouldn't have told you.

376
00:15:26,541 --> 00:15:27,718
Drew, that's not it.

377
00:15:27,743 --> 00:15:28,962
Then what was it?

378
00:15:30,190 --> 00:15:32,018
Okay, the thing is...

379
00:15:32,381 --> 00:15:34,122
I just...

380
00:15:35,350 --> 00:15:37,031
I have cancer.

381
00:15:37,056 --> 00:15:38,281
What?

382
00:15:38,306 --> 00:15:40,221
Non-Hodgkin's lymphoma.

383
00:15:40,531 --> 00:15:41,656
I beat it once,

384
00:15:41,681 --> 00:15:44,507
but I just found out it's back.
That's why I'm here.

385
00:15:44,646 --> 00:15:46,507
I'm starting chemo again.

386
00:15:46,532 --> 00:15:48,054
I'm so sorry.

387
00:15:48,346 --> 00:15:49,652
When I got home,

388
00:15:49,677 --> 00:15:52,499
I couldn't stop thinking
about your kidney failure

389
00:15:52,524 --> 00:15:54,406
and me and my thing.

390
00:15:54,733 --> 00:15:56,218
It's just too much.

391
00:15:56,243 --> 00:15:58,452
- Adriana, wait.
- I have to go.

392
00:15:58,863 --> 00:16:00,474
Maybe I'll see you around.

393
00:16:05,072 --> 00:16:06,406
You okay?

394
00:16:06,988 --> 00:16:08,555
No, not really.

395
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,538
I'm sorry.

396
00:16:11,277 --> 00:16:13,437
It was the sex, wasn't it?

397
00:16:18,954 --> 00:16:20,687
Hey. I got your text.

398
00:16:20,712 --> 00:16:22,570
- So, it went well?
- I rocked it.

399
00:16:22,595 --> 00:16:25,656
I'm pretty sure it's a "hell, yeah"
to "Hell Nah."

400
00:16:25,942 --> 00:16:28,118
My agent's calling to follow
up with them right now.

401
00:16:28,189 --> 00:16:30,280
Oh, that's so great!

402
00:16:30,305 --> 00:16:31,796
Oh, I'm gonna have Norma make you

403
00:16:31,821 --> 00:16:34,210
the biggest cake ever.
What's your favorite?

404
00:16:34,235 --> 00:16:35,788
Chocolate with vanilla frosting.

405
00:16:35,813 --> 00:16:37,921
Red velvet? Oh, me, too.

406
00:16:40,847 --> 00:16:42,773
Oh, it's my agent.

407
00:16:43,917 --> 00:16:45,460
Hello?

408
00:16:46,378 --> 00:16:47,553
Really?

409
00:16:47,847 --> 00:16:49,218
Uh-huh.

410
00:16:49,562 --> 00:16:51,216
Uh-huh.

411
00:16:51,241 --> 00:16:52,515
Yeah, I got you.

412
00:16:53,092 --> 00:16:54,976
All right, talk to you later.

413
00:16:55,623 --> 00:16:56,804
So?

414
00:16:56,829 --> 00:16:58,179
Is it official?

415
00:16:58,323 --> 00:17:00,445
My agent said they loved me,

416
00:17:00,470 --> 00:17:02,179
but they're going a different way.

417
00:17:02,467 --> 00:17:03,726
"A different way"?

418
00:17:03,751 --> 00:17:04,945
What the hell does that even mean?

419
00:17:04,970 --> 00:17:07,382
Don't tell me how great I am
and not give me the damn job.

420
00:17:07,407 --> 00:17:10,070
Oh, I'm so sorry.

421
00:17:10,095 --> 00:17:11,617
Something else is gonna come along.

422
00:17:11,642 --> 00:17:12,796
I needed this.

423
00:17:12,821 --> 00:17:14,823
- You just have to be patient and...
- Gina.

424
00:17:19,010 --> 00:17:20,359
I'm broke.

425
00:17:21,630 --> 00:17:23,893
I don't... I don't understand.

426
00:17:25,411 --> 00:17:26,820
It's all gone.

427
00:17:27,898 --> 00:17:31,570
Well, what about all that money
that you made playing football?

428
00:17:31,871 --> 00:17:34,179
When I made the NFL,
the first thing I did

429
00:17:34,204 --> 00:17:36,546
was buy my mom a house, my brother a car

430
00:17:36,571 --> 00:17:37,921
and put him through college.

431
00:17:37,946 --> 00:17:39,960
Every cousin,
high school buddy, old teammate

432
00:17:39,985 --> 00:17:43,424
came to me with their hand
out or an idea for a business.

433
00:17:44,362 --> 00:17:46,070
I never said no.

434
00:17:46,431 --> 00:17:48,172
That was stupid!

435
00:17:48,395 --> 00:17:51,296
It's not stupid to help people.

436
00:17:51,584 --> 00:17:53,546
I didn't think the money was gonna end.

437
00:17:54,855 --> 00:17:56,593
I was up for a big new contract

438
00:17:56,618 --> 00:17:58,202
when I got the news about my kidney and,

439
00:17:58,227 --> 00:18:00,490
suddenly I'm retired at 30 and...

440
00:18:01,228 --> 00:18:03,534
Son of a bitch.

441
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:06,751
I had no idea.

442
00:18:07,498 --> 00:18:09,552
I didn't want anybody to know.

443
00:18:10,403 --> 00:18:12,161
Especially you.

444
00:18:12,747 --> 00:18:14,349
Eli,

445
00:18:14,374 --> 00:18:16,653
I don't care about your money.

446
00:18:17,204 --> 00:18:19,013
I like you for you.

447
00:18:20,180 --> 00:18:21,791
Thank you.

448
00:18:21,998 --> 00:18:24,348
Am I gonna leave you
because you're broke?

449
00:18:24,744 --> 00:18:26,474
Hell nah!

450
00:18:30,775 --> 00:18:32,520
- Hey.
- Hey.

451
00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:34,982
- You doing any better?
- No, not really.

452
00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:36,877
Guess who I saw today.

453
00:18:36,902 --> 00:18:38,990
Forget her. She's a loser.

454
00:18:39,015 --> 00:18:40,320
She has cancer.

455
00:18:41,101 --> 00:18:43,357
Okay, you got to lead with that.

456
00:18:43,862 --> 00:18:45,888
She said that with
both of us being sick,

457
00:18:45,913 --> 00:18:47,459
it's just too much.

458
00:18:47,484 --> 00:18:51,060
Oh, at Valley Hills,
everybody's dying of something.

459
00:18:51,085 --> 00:18:52,826
Doesn't stop the hanky-panky.

460
00:18:52,851 --> 00:18:56,654
Every night is a symphony of
box springs and oxygen tanks.

461
00:18:57,642 --> 00:18:59,451
Well, what am I supposed to do?

462
00:18:59,476 --> 00:19:00,982
This is what she wants.

463
00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:03,336
Drew, there are two people
in every relationship.

464
00:19:03,361 --> 00:19:04,797
At least.

465
00:19:05,549 --> 00:19:07,029
What do you want?

466
00:19:07,807 --> 00:19:09,483
I want to see where it goes.

467
00:19:09,508 --> 00:19:12,061
And the cancer doesn't
change anything for you?

468
00:19:12,086 --> 00:19:13,261
No.

469
00:19:13,465 --> 00:19:15,327
We had a real connection.

470
00:19:15,352 --> 00:19:17,272
And... I'd rather spend a short time

471
00:19:17,297 --> 00:19:18,897
with someone special and risk losing her

472
00:19:18,922 --> 00:19:20,834
than to never know her at all.

473
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,788
Did you tell her that?

474
00:19:24,136 --> 00:19:25,545
No.

475
00:19:25,570 --> 00:19:27,366
Maybe you should.

476
00:19:27,848 --> 00:19:29,153
Yeah.

477
00:19:30,932 --> 00:19:32,702
By the way, what smells so good?

478
00:19:32,727 --> 00:19:34,163
We're making lasagna.

479
00:19:34,188 --> 00:19:36,514
No, it's not that. It's more like...

480
00:19:37,238 --> 00:19:38,991
Icy Hot and lavender.

481
00:19:39,016 --> 00:19:40,583
You're welcome.

482
00:19:56,418 --> 00:19:57,723
Adriana?

483
00:19:59,002 --> 00:20:00,561
What the hell?

484
00:20:00,874 --> 00:20:03,741
Look, I like you.

485
00:20:03,766 --> 00:20:05,077
And...

486
00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:08,311
I think you like me, too.

487
00:20:08,905 --> 00:20:11,280
Okay, yeah, you have cancer,

488
00:20:11,305 --> 00:20:14,444
but we can't let our
illnesses define us.

489
00:20:14,469 --> 00:20:15,861
You said,

490
00:20:15,886 --> 00:20:18,334
"Live every day like someday is today."

491
00:20:18,359 --> 00:20:20,622
And if you really believe that,

492
00:20:20,647 --> 00:20:23,475
then take a chance.

493
00:20:23,615 --> 00:20:26,924
I mean, isn't this
a nice romantic jester?

494
00:20:28,226 --> 00:20:29,853
I don't know.

495
00:20:29,989 --> 00:20:31,385
But you're smiling.

496
00:20:31,410 --> 00:20:33,238
I'm smiling.

497
00:20:33,450 --> 00:20:35,338
So, what do you say?

498
00:20:36,729 --> 00:20:38,208
All right.

499
00:20:38,233 --> 00:20:41,638
I guess we can throw
our caush into the wind.

500
00:20:41,663 --> 00:20:44,443
Nice. Well, someday is today.

501
00:20:49,558 --> 00:20:51,419
I like today.

502
00:20:52,395 --> 00:20:54,740
- Now come, fool.
- Yes, milady.

503
00:20:54,765 --> 00:20:59,714
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