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Wow. Plunkendorf Construction

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is actually open for business.

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Why do you sound surprised?

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Because you and follow-through
don't always happen.

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Well, guess what, you and
sex don't always happen.

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Mom, Dad, I'm right here.

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This office really looks great.

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- Where did you get all this stuff?
- Basement, street corner,

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- your office at the bar.
- What?

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If you haven't missed it
by now, you're not gonna.

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My only question is
how will Captain Kirk

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command the Enterprise
without his chair?

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It's good I have the chair,

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'cause I won't be
sitting on you tonight.

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I think Plunkendorf Construction
needs an HR department.

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Seriously, though, I'm
super proud of you, babe.

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I am proud, too. I mean, this
is not some back-alley operation,

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despite the fact I found
this desk in a back alley.

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Don't ask what I found on top of it,

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just know it's been fully sanitized.

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Bonnie, get over here so Adam

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can take a picture of us with our sign.

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Got it.

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Nope, I just took a picture of myself.

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Does my hair always look this crazy?

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- Yeah.
- Yes.

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- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -
-- for www.addic7ed.com --

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Nice website.

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- You did this?
- I did, with an assist from Felix.

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Felix from the Tuesday night meeting?

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Felix the fifth-grader
who lives in our building.

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- Plunkendorf Construction?
- Problem?

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No, that's just how I say
things when I like them.

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Hey, why is Jill's kitchen
on here? I didn't do that.

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You put up a shelf.

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It's not even in the picture.

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Sure it is. It's right
there on the edge.

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Squint.

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Turn your head a little to the left,

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then move in a little closer.

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See? Right there.

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W-When did you take this picture?

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I just bought those flowers yesterday.

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Wait, whose deck is that?

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I don't know, but a client will
see it and want it to be theirs.

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There's a bunch of stuff
on here I didn't do.

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Yeah, that's why it
says "Photos of Work,"

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not "Photos of Our Work."

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And you could do all
these things, right?

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- Well, of course.
- So I'm just showing off

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- the future work of future you.
- But it's false advertising.

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All advertising's false.

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You think drinking beer
really gets guys laid?

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It did when I drank it.

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Check out the reviews section.

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"'Tammy Diffendorf
transformed my outdoor space

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"and I couldn't love it more.'

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- B. Scaggs." Who's that?
- Marjorie's cat.

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- Tammy built their catio.
- What's a catio?

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It's an enclosed patio for cats,

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so they can go outside
without actually going outside.

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I don't know why they
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but I enjoyed the project.

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Once an indoor cat gets
a taste of the wild,

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then life in a nice house with a woman

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who loves them is no longer enough.

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Well, at least it's
a job I actually did.

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And I'm pretty sure Boz
Scaggs does feel that way.

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All right, here you go. Five spoons.

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Oh, make it four. I gave up sugar.

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Don't care.

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What brought this on?

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Well, I've just been
craving it all the time,

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and as a sober woman I don't
want to be beholden to anything.

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That's great, Jill. That takes strength.

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- Aw, thanks, Tammy, you're the best.
- Oh.

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"'Tammy is the best.'

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Jill K."

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Arthur, I think you'll
find my partner Tammy

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has some very creative
ideas about turning

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this drafty old garage into a
palace for your mother-in-law.

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Look, all I know is I need
her out of our guest room

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before wrists are slit.

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You're funny, Arthur, I like you.

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I haven't laughed
since Lillian moved in.

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Look, I'd be fine with
just tossing a mattress

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and a bedpan out here, but
my husband's an only child,

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- so this thing's got to be perfect.
- Ugh, only children are the worst.

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And I'm allowed to say that
'cause I am one and I have one.

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She sucks and she got it from me.

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You guys have done

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a garage conversion
before, though, right?

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- Well, not exactly.
- She means not exactly like this.

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But we just finished
a big patio conversion.

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We love converting things.

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Well, I thought the pool house
on your website was fantastic.

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That was quite the job.

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Remember how hard it was

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finding hand-painted Portuguese tile?

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Not as well as you do.

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Arthur, I'm gonna be honest with you.

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Oh, good.

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- We are booked solid.
- Oh, no.

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If we don't get this
on the schedule today,

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we may not get to you
till the end of the year.

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- O-Okay, I'm in.
- Great, let's talk design.

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I'm guessing you don't want
a safety rail in the bathtub?

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Could you make it extra slippery?

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Look at us go.

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Plunkendorf Construction is
taking off like a rocket ship.

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- Pow!
- Hmm, I guess.

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You guess?

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We just got our first gig.

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Successful, photogenic women
in a male-dominated field?

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Oh, hold on. Hello? HGTV?

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Wow, we'd love to.

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I guess I just wish
you hadn't exaggerated

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our experience so much.

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Hey, that's the business side.
Stay in your lane.

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And actually stay in your lane,
you're veering a little bit.

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Why can't we be completely honest?

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You got to give people
a reason to say yes.

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That's how I became a building manager.

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I embellished my credentials a skosh.

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You told them you were
an Air Force pilot.

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Yeah, and six years later,
I'm still the manager

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and I'm great at it.

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Well, I'm good at it.

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Nobody's died.

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By my hand.

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I mean, people die, I can't
change the laws of nature.

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Yet.

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The point isn't whether or not
I can do the job. I know I can.

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But in the program we talk
about being rigorously honest.

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Yeah, I hear that, but we
also talk about "acting as if."

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You know, "fake it till you make it."

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I mean, they wouldn't have
that many clever phrases

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about something if it was wrong.

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Yeah, but I just feel
like once we start lying,

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we're never gonna stop.

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Listen, the only way to get experience

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is to have a real job.

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And the only way to get a real job

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is to pretend to have experience.

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It's the catch-22 around
which the world spins.

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Yeah, I guess that's kind of true.

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And we're not hurting anyone.

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Yeah. Considering who we
used to be, that's a big deal.

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Yeah.

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Hey, did you ever read that book?

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- What book?
- Catch-22.

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That's a book?

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Yeah, I read it.

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Well, I'm into week
two of my sugar detox,

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and my body hates me.

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I feel like a brittle
old lady. Sorry, Marjorie.

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Apology accepted.

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I've just been so irritable lately,

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and I keep telling myself
everything's gonna be okay.

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I mean, I have a roof over my head,

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I have a tennis court,
I have a heated pool,

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- I have a home theater...
- Wrap it up,

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they're about to turn on you.

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I'm just saying, I have what I need.

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But right now I'd punch a third-grader

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for a Fruit Roll-Up.

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That's it.

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Who else would like to share?

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- Tammy.
- Tammy, alcoholic.

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- Hi, Tammy.
- Things are going really well.

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Bonnie and I are
starting a new business,

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and we're already converting
a garage into a granny flat.

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Which is a good solution
when you're living

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with a difficult elderly woman.

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Oh, sorry, Marjorie.

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Apology accepted.

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I'm just so grateful to Bonnie.

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She showed me a whole
new way of working.

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That's what makes us
such... such great partners,

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because she does things
I couldn't or wouldn't do.

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Anyway, uh...

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Things are going great.

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Really great. Um...

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I wish I had more to
say, but, um, I don't.

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So, it's just great. Thanks.

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Bonnie, alcoholic. Tammy
already shared my share.

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Our business is thriving
and I am amazing.

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Just feels so good to have
finally found my calling.

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I was worried it wouldn't happen
before I kicked the bucket.

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Sorry, Marjorie.

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I'll share next.

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Do you have a rash?

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- No, I'm great.
- It looks like you have hives.

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Are you stressed out about something?

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I'm great. Can't you
tell when someone's great?

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Hey, just checking in.

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How's it going? You done yet?

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Kidding. Not kidding.

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It's awesome. I went six inches smaller

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on the bathroom to
give your mother-in-law

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a little more closet space.

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Oh, great, more room for the
witch to hang her broomstick.

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You mentioned she's challenging.

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I was thinking we should do a skylight.

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She can keep track of her flying monkeys

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- without having to go outside.
- Ah.

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I've never done a skylight before.

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What about the one on your website?

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Oh, yeah.

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In the biz we call
those... roof peepers.

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- Oh.
- Yeah, that's why I said

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I'd never done one before.
That's the only reason.

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So c-can you do that?

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Oh, yeah, absolutely.
I've done one before,

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I can do it again.

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Also, I want her to be cozy in here

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so she never comes in the house.

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Is there any way you
could do a fireplace,

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like this river rock one you did?

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Why are you so obsessed with my website?

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- Are you okay?
- Oh, look at me. Do I look okay?!

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I'm scratching my back
like a cartoon bear!

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Ew, you have hives. Are
you allergic to something?

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Lies, Arthur. I'm allergic to lies.

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Bonnie lied to you and
I didn't correct her,

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which is almost like lying.

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And just now I totally lied to you.

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I've never done a river
rock fireplace or a skylight.

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By the way, no one
calls them roof peepers.

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That was a total lie, too.

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But here's the truth: I'm
very good at what I do,

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I just don't have as much
experience as we said.

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God, I feel so much better.

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Honesty really is the best policy.

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Right?

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No. I won't go higher
than $279 a square foot.

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Smart move, Bob.

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'Cause we're gonna be busy and
that means you're gonna be busy.

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Hey, I'm getting us a great
deal on vinyl flooring.

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I told Arthur the
truth and we got fired.

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Bob, I'm gonna call you back.

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This phone cord just saved your life.

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I can't believe you got us fired.

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Why the hell would you tell the truth?

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I'm just not as comfortable
with lying as you are.

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Well, you're not gonna get any
better if you don't practice.

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Do you hear yourself? What is happening?

248
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God, you're such a goody two-shoes.

249
00:10:11,943 --> 00:10:13,945
You haven't changed since
we were in foster care.

250
00:10:13,988 --> 00:10:16,271
You haven't, either. You bullied
me into doing bad stuff then,

251
00:10:16,295 --> 00:10:17,489
and you're doing it again now.

252
00:10:17,513 --> 00:10:19,238
I can't operate this way.

253
00:10:19,263 --> 00:10:22,222
I don't want to be sleazy and scammy.

254
00:10:23,084 --> 00:10:24,718
Well, at least I'm not naive

255
00:10:24,743 --> 00:10:27,045
and spineless and afraid
to stand up for myself.

256
00:10:27,070 --> 00:10:28,786
I'm standing up for myself right now.

257
00:10:28,829 --> 00:10:31,658
You know what? Maybe us working
together isn't such a good idea.

258
00:10:31,702 --> 00:10:32,896
That's the first
honest thing you've said

259
00:10:32,920 --> 00:10:34,661
since we started this whole operation.

260
00:10:34,686 --> 00:10:35,837
Good. Then I guess we're done.

261
00:10:35,862 --> 00:10:37,864
I guess we are!

262
00:10:40,431 --> 00:10:42,451
Damn, I put this up really good.

263
00:10:42,495 --> 00:10:44,018
Just imagine I took it off,

264
00:10:44,062 --> 00:10:46,231
threw it on the floor and spit on it!

265
00:10:51,544 --> 00:10:53,375
Honey, we can set up the cookie table

266
00:10:53,419 --> 00:10:55,682
if being around the
treats is too hard for you.

267
00:10:55,726 --> 00:10:58,546
Oh, no. The bad part of
my sugar detox is over

268
00:10:58,571 --> 00:11:00,023
and the good part's kicked in.

269
00:11:00,048 --> 00:11:03,559
My head's clear, my skin's clear,
my pee's clear. Everything's clear.

270
00:11:03,603 --> 00:11:05,788
That sounds fantastic.
At least, I think it does.

271
00:11:05,813 --> 00:11:08,464
Wendy, does the pee
thing sound okay to you?

272
00:11:08,489 --> 00:11:09,845
I'd have to see it.

273
00:11:09,870 --> 00:11:11,437
Well, I'm so proud of myself

274
00:11:11,480 --> 00:11:13,352
I am this close to showing it to you.

275
00:11:21,117 --> 00:11:22,448
Have you two talked yet?

276
00:11:22,491 --> 00:11:25,107
No, and I don't intend to
until she admits she's wrong.

277
00:11:25,132 --> 00:11:26,949
So I guess this is
the rest of our lives.

278
00:11:26,974 --> 00:11:29,542
I can't handle this rift
between Bonnie and Tammy.

279
00:11:29,585 --> 00:11:30,978
What happens at the Bistro?

280
00:11:31,022 --> 00:11:33,024
What happens to our happy little group?

281
00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:35,243
Oh, sweetie, they just
need time to calm down.

282
00:11:35,268 --> 00:11:37,004
It's gonna be fine.

283
00:12:20,566 --> 00:12:23,117
This is why I prefer cats.

284
00:12:31,375 --> 00:12:34,215
- You okay over there?
- Ah, not really.

285
00:12:34,259 --> 00:12:35,627
But I don't want this to be awkward.

286
00:12:35,651 --> 00:12:37,428
I know the person I'm
fighting with is your wife,

287
00:12:37,453 --> 00:12:39,830
but don't worry, that's
out there, this is in here.

288
00:12:39,873 --> 00:12:41,152
I appreciate that,

289
00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:42,783
because I really don't
want to be in the middle.

290
00:12:42,808 --> 00:12:44,264
Oh, I'm so glad we're on the
same page with our boundaries,

291
00:12:44,289 --> 00:12:47,011
'cause I wouldn't want to do anything
that makes you uncomfortable.

292
00:12:47,054 --> 00:12:48,989
And I don't want to do anything
that makes you uncomfortable.

293
00:12:49,013 --> 00:12:50,144
You're the best.

294
00:12:51,990 --> 00:12:53,992
Unlike your wife, who's the worst.

295
00:12:55,141 --> 00:12:57,090
Knew that wouldn't last.

296
00:12:57,115 --> 00:13:00,379
Okay, we can talk about
it, but let's set a timer.

297
00:13:01,148 --> 00:13:03,157
And... go.

298
00:13:03,201 --> 00:13:04,332
Okay, here's my question:

299
00:13:04,376 --> 00:13:06,030
why does she have to be the way she is?

300
00:13:06,073 --> 00:13:07,422
Hold on.

301
00:13:07,447 --> 00:13:09,841
Just adding more time.

302
00:13:09,903 --> 00:13:11,480
Look...

303
00:13:11,505 --> 00:13:14,458
I find that when Bonnie
does something that's...

304
00:13:15,748 --> 00:13:18,411
Wrong? Bad? Evil?

305
00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:20,557
Let-Let's say "iffy."

306
00:13:20,582 --> 00:13:23,796
Rather than focus on
what she did, I step back

307
00:13:23,821 --> 00:13:26,376
and think about what
she was trying to do.

308
00:13:26,401 --> 00:13:28,071
And every time...

309
00:13:28,835 --> 00:13:31,270
Almost every time...

310
00:13:32,047 --> 00:13:35,094
her motives are nothing but pure.

311
00:13:35,121 --> 00:13:37,515
Almost nothing but pure.

312
00:13:37,590 --> 00:13:40,070
She's-she's acting out of love.

313
00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:42,936
I-I know for sure

314
00:13:42,980 --> 00:13:44,851
that she didn't want
to hurt your business.

315
00:13:44,895 --> 00:13:46,113
It meant everything to her.

316
00:13:46,157 --> 00:13:48,028
And because of how much she loves you,

317
00:13:48,053 --> 00:13:50,577
and how much she wanted it to succeed,

318
00:13:51,251 --> 00:13:53,207
she didn't see the other stuff.

319
00:13:53,251 --> 00:13:55,185
Yeah, but that's just the
thing, I can't lose sight

320
00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:57,481
of the other stuff,
not even for a minute.

321
00:13:57,506 --> 00:13:59,137
I mean, I've been
to prison and I'm

322
00:13:59,161 --> 00:14:01,083
constantly terrified
I'm gonna go back.

323
00:14:01,108 --> 00:14:04,341
Like... any time I hear a siren,
I just assume it's for me.

324
00:14:04,366 --> 00:14:06,394
Even if it's on TV and it's British.

325
00:14:06,438 --> 00:14:08,875
You know...

326
00:14:09,489 --> 00:14:11,974
Tammy, you've come so far from that.

327
00:14:11,999 --> 00:14:14,707
Yeah, but I-I'm afraid if
I do one dishonest thing,

328
00:14:14,732 --> 00:14:16,952
I'm gonna get sucked
right back into that life.

329
00:14:16,977 --> 00:14:18,469
Is that why you tell
me every single time

330
00:14:18,493 --> 00:14:19,583
you take an onion ring?

331
00:14:19,608 --> 00:14:21,037
Hey, it's a slippery slope, my friend.

332
00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:22,604
Today it's an onion ring,
tomorrow I'm knocking over

333
00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:24,326
a boat dealership.

334
00:14:27,028 --> 00:14:29,156
It's hard, because my
relationship with Bonnie

335
00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:30,833
is so complicated.

336
00:14:31,115 --> 00:14:32,768
In some ways she's like a sister,

337
00:14:32,812 --> 00:14:34,379
in others she's like a parent.

338
00:14:37,864 --> 00:14:39,403
You know, when my dad
killed my mom, my...

339
00:14:39,427 --> 00:14:41,821
Oh, well, back to work.

340
00:14:41,865 --> 00:14:44,432
Uh, y-y... Tammy, you
can finish your thought.

341
00:14:44,476 --> 00:14:45,781
Nope, a boundary's a boundary.

342
00:14:45,825 --> 00:14:47,225
I got to go change the urinal cakes.

343
00:14:50,786 --> 00:14:52,876
Well, Gus, I suppose you're happy

344
00:14:52,919 --> 00:14:54,676
this business didn't work out.

345
00:14:54,701 --> 00:14:56,703
You've had your eye
on this room all along.

346
00:14:58,664 --> 00:15:01,871
Any reason you need 350 pens?

347
00:15:01,896 --> 00:15:03,887
Went a little crazy at Staples.

348
00:15:11,801 --> 00:15:15,065
Chair, I'm gonna miss you most of all.

349
00:15:17,813 --> 00:15:19,076
Hey, there.

350
00:15:19,101 --> 00:15:21,277
Maybe if I spin the other
way she'll disappear.

351
00:15:22,909 --> 00:15:26,344
I just thought you might
like a sympathetic someone

352
00:15:26,387 --> 00:15:27,998
to listen to your troubles.

353
00:15:28,023 --> 00:15:29,895
I got to start locking my front door.

354
00:15:30,757 --> 00:15:33,414
You spent the entire meeting
looking out the window,

355
00:15:33,438 --> 00:15:35,167
and even for you, it was immature.

356
00:15:35,192 --> 00:15:37,046
Even for you, it was immature.

357
00:15:38,854 --> 00:15:41,944
Guess driving over
here was a waste of gas.

358
00:15:42,975 --> 00:15:44,729
I know you guys think I'm bulletproof,

359
00:15:44,753 --> 00:15:46,390
but I'm not, I do have feelings,

360
00:15:46,415 --> 00:15:47,974
and Tammy hurt all of them.

361
00:15:48,018 --> 00:15:50,477
She called me a scammer and a liar.

362
00:15:50,502 --> 00:15:52,071
And maybe that's all I am.

363
00:15:52,096 --> 00:15:54,956
But now our business is
done, our friendship is done

364
00:15:54,981 --> 00:15:56,722
and this conversation is done.

365
00:15:56,765 --> 00:15:58,202
I trust you can see yourself out,

366
00:15:58,245 --> 00:15:59,759
since you broke in in the first place?

367
00:15:59,784 --> 00:16:01,009
Good day.

368
00:16:01,859 --> 00:16:03,904
Damn it, this chair is too good.

369
00:16:06,317 --> 00:16:10,058
I think you lied because,
most of your life,

370
00:16:10,083 --> 00:16:12,151
that was necessary for survival.

371
00:16:12,663 --> 00:16:16,557
That level of hustle
served you for a long time.

372
00:16:16,582 --> 00:16:19,198
As an abandoned child, as a single mom,

373
00:16:19,223 --> 00:16:21,094
but it's not serving you anymore.

374
00:16:21,119 --> 00:16:22,642
It's actually getting in your way.

375
00:16:22,667 --> 00:16:24,712
But it does serve me.
I got us a great job.

376
00:16:24,737 --> 00:16:26,434
You know, we're not up against sober,

377
00:16:26,459 --> 00:16:28,250
rigorously honest contractors.

378
00:16:28,275 --> 00:16:30,147
If we didn't play as
dirty as everyone else,

379
00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:31,539
we'd never get anywhere.

380
00:16:31,564 --> 00:16:35,307
Oh, that is a crock of you-know-what.

381
00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:38,354
You didn't even try
to do it differently.

382
00:16:38,416 --> 00:16:40,331
You went straight to your old ways.

383
00:16:40,945 --> 00:16:44,049
Oh, Bonnie, you don't
need to trick anybody

384
00:16:44,074 --> 00:16:46,119
into wanting to work with you.

385
00:16:46,163 --> 00:16:49,253
You're perfectly capable of
landing jobs with integrity,

386
00:16:49,296 --> 00:16:52,996
because you are a smart,
talented badass who...

387
00:16:53,021 --> 00:16:56,485
And I'm not being sarcastic...
Is great with people.

388
00:16:59,802 --> 00:17:01,543
Okay, you can stay.

389
00:17:13,668 --> 00:17:15,627
- Who is it?
- It's Tammy.

390
00:17:15,670 --> 00:17:17,629
When did you start
locking your front door?

391
00:17:17,882 --> 00:17:20,189
Just something I'm trying.

392
00:17:23,004 --> 00:17:24,493
Can you open it?

393
00:17:26,512 --> 00:17:28,993
I'm not punishing you, but no.

394
00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:32,252
All right, well, I guess I'll start.

395
00:17:32,296 --> 00:17:34,124
I don't like fighting with you.

396
00:17:34,149 --> 00:17:35,803
Nobody does. I'm very good at it.

397
00:17:38,780 --> 00:17:40,173
You know what?

398
00:17:40,198 --> 00:17:42,287
I don't like fighting with you, either.

399
00:17:43,972 --> 00:17:45,147
Look...

400
00:17:45,813 --> 00:17:49,052
you're the best friend I've ever had,

401
00:17:49,095 --> 00:17:51,315
and I put you in a position
where you had to lie,

402
00:17:51,358 --> 00:17:52,919
and that wasn't fair.

403
00:17:53,559 --> 00:17:57,234
Bottom line, our friendship
is worth more to me

404
00:17:57,277 --> 00:17:59,758
than anything, and I'm
sorry I jeopardized that.

405
00:17:59,801 --> 00:18:02,587
I... I love you.

406
00:18:04,366 --> 00:18:06,368
- I love you, too.
- Aah!

407
00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:09,550
Uh...

408
00:18:09,594 --> 00:18:10,874
I came in through the back door.

409
00:18:10,899 --> 00:18:12,945
You know, most burglars
will think of that.

410
00:18:13,306 --> 00:18:15,513
Here, you grab the top,
I'll grab the wheels.

411
00:18:15,556 --> 00:18:17,428
- Great...
- I got...

412
00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:19,038
Geez.

413
00:18:19,082 --> 00:18:20,431
Ah...

414
00:18:21,823 --> 00:18:24,217
We do work well together.

415
00:18:24,261 --> 00:18:25,784
I...

416
00:18:25,827 --> 00:18:27,742
I'm sorry I screwed everything up.

417
00:18:28,830 --> 00:18:30,049
I'm willing to try again,

418
00:18:30,093 --> 00:18:31,746
but we have to have some ground rules.

419
00:18:31,790 --> 00:18:32,915
Sure.

420
00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:36,001
Okay, rule number one: don't lie.

421
00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:37,796
Number two...

422
00:18:37,925 --> 00:18:39,362
No, there's just the one.

423
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:42,148
All right, here's mine.

424
00:18:42,192 --> 00:18:44,184
Hug me.

425
00:18:46,065 --> 00:18:48,633
And never sit in my chair again.

426
00:18:51,196 --> 00:18:53,986
And being dishonest was all me.

427
00:18:54,107 --> 00:18:55,450
Keep going.

428
00:18:56,049 --> 00:18:58,835
We did not start this
business 11 years ago.

429
00:18:58,860 --> 00:19:01,604
In fact, at that time, Tammy
was in prison and I was drunk

430
00:19:01,628 --> 00:19:03,699
- somewhere in South America.
- Too much. Too much.

431
00:19:03,735 --> 00:19:05,985
God, you really have me
dancing on a wire here.

432
00:19:06,549 --> 00:19:08,246
So, what do you think? We good?

433
00:19:08,392 --> 00:19:10,742
I don't know. I mean,
once trust is broken,

434
00:19:10,785 --> 00:19:12,352
it's really hard to get it back.

435
00:19:12,396 --> 00:19:13,788
I'll throw in a free skylight.

436
00:19:13,813 --> 00:19:15,834
And I'll take your
mother-in-law to a two-hour lunch

437
00:19:15,859 --> 00:19:17,513
once a week until this
project's finished.

438
00:19:17,575 --> 00:19:19,619
Four hours twice a week,
and you have a deal.

439
00:19:19,643 --> 00:19:21,274
- Done.
- Wait, did you say prison?

440
00:19:21,299 --> 00:19:22,648
No.

441
00:19:30,139 --> 00:19:33,055
- Pass the ketchup, partner.
- You got it, partner.

442
00:19:33,286 --> 00:19:34,940
I told you they'd work it out.

443
00:19:34,983 --> 00:19:36,493
How's your soup, Lillian?

444
00:19:36,673 --> 00:19:40,032
Carnegie Deli it's not.

445
00:19:41,208 --> 00:19:43,111
I don't know, I like her.

446
00:19:43,634 --> 00:19:46,647
- Anybody save room for dessert?
- Mmm. I'll take a hot fudge sundae.

447
00:19:46,691 --> 00:19:48,059
You told me if you tried to order sugar,

448
00:19:48,083 --> 00:19:49,911
- I should say no.
- Oh, that's over.

449
00:19:49,955 --> 00:19:52,523
Okay, but I'm not giving the
$20 back. Anybody else?

450
00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:54,589
- Spoons all around.
- Like hell.

451
00:19:54,614 --> 00:19:55,961
Bring them their own.

452
00:19:56,427 --> 00:19:58,137
I thought you were feeling great.

453
00:19:58,181 --> 00:20:00,806
Oh! Never better. But an
unfortunate side effect

454
00:20:00,831 --> 00:20:01,962
is I've lost five pounds,

455
00:20:01,987 --> 00:20:03,267
and it all came from the balcony.

456
00:20:03,292 --> 00:20:06,202
So, welcome back, sugar.

457
00:20:06,227 --> 00:20:08,550
Smart. A solid rack

458
00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:10,577
will get you married.

459
00:20:12,955 --> 00:20:14,478
Will you be my mom?

460
00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:21,009
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