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Previously on Young Sheldon...

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Herschel moved out.

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Oh, Brenda.

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I'm so sorry.

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- I think I have a boyfriend.
- What's his name?

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Marcus Adam Larson. He's 11 and a half,

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he has blond hair, his
favorite color's green

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and he's learning how to skateboard.

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How do you know he's your boyfriend?

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Because this happened.

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_

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Well, I didn't realize
you had documentation.

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I know.

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As long as humans have been on Earth,

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they've had to contend with viruses.

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And as long as I've been on Earth,

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I've come up with fun
ways to avoid them.

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I've heard so much about you.

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Apparently not how I
feel about shaking hands.

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I wear personal protective equipment...

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You come here right this instant.

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...and I was social distancing

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before it was cool.

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But in the early '90s,

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a new type of virus became prevalent.

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One that no amount of
hand-washing could stop.

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A computer virus.

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Oh, no.

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But let's back up and begin this story

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in a simpler time, before
an insidious infection

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had upended my life.

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Hey, how has Billy been lately?

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I don't know.

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Aren't you friends?

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We're like "head nod
in the hallway" friends.

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What's that?

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You see someone in the hallway,

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you give 'em one of these.

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Ooh, there's a computer game

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called Railroad Kingdom.

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Can we get it?

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How much is it?

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$49.95.

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- Are you crazy?
- I'll handle this.

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I am not paying that much for a game.

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It's not just a game. It's
a cutting-edge simulation

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teaching business skills

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- in the golden age of railroads.
- It doesn't matter.

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But what if I end up
running a railroad one day

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and don't have the
necessary business skills?

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I think I nailed it
with, "Are you crazy?"

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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
-- www.Addic7ed.com --

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Anyway,

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I just wanted to check in

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and see how you're holding up.

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Working extra hours,
being a single mother.

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Living the dream.

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Want me to give you

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a hand straightening up?

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Sure. You got a bulldozer?

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Maybe we just need to
get your mind off things.

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Why don't we go out

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this weekend, have a girls' night?

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Really?

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Mary Cooper's gonna show
me a fun night on the town?

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Yes.

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Where we going... bingo at the church?

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Not anymore.

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Why do these games
have to be so expensive?

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At least you have MTV.

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All I have is TV.

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Will you please stop focusing on

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what you don't have and try to focus on

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what I don't have?

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Look, if you really
want it, I know a guy

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who sells bootleg games for five bucks.

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But that's like stealing.

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Aren't you gonna buy
the game eventually?

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As soon as I save up enough money.

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- So you're just getting it early.
- Hmm.

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I suppose an actual railroad magnate

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would cut some corners.

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Problem solved.

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Look at that... I
don't even have the game

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and I'm already
learning business skills.

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Cool.

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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Do you have any plans Saturday?

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Why? There a Church thing?

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- No.
- I'm free.

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Good, because Brenda's
having a rough time

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and I want to show her some fun.

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Fun?

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You?

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Yes, me.

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Sorry, that came out wrong.

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I know how to have a good time.

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Of course you do. That
came out wrong, too.

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George.

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Where you gonna take her?

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Well, I haven't decided yet,

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but I did find a coupon
to Muriel's Tea Room.

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Ooh, tea room, that sounds like a blast.

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Boy, I am not good at this.

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Whatever we end up doing,
Billy's gonna be hanging here

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with Sheldon, so you need to watch them.

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I'm happy to do that.

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That one sounded pretty good.

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The next day, Tam showed up

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with the bootleg copy
ofRailroad Kingdom.

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I wore my mittens so as
not to leave fingerprints,

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in case it was ever used
as evidence against me.

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Also, Tam had pulled it
out of his gym bag. Ugh.

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I knew it was wrong, but listen

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to that seductive theme song.

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Hey, can I talk to you?

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What's up?

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Think you could drop me off
at the movies Saturday night?

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I'm seeing Jana. Can't Mom do it?

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Mom's going out.

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And I kind of want to go with Marcus.

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Ah. So you're trying
to go on a secret date.

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- Kind of.
- I don't know how I feel about this.

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Come on, it's just a movie.

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- Have you been out with him before?
- Never alone.

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- How old is this boy?
- Thirteen.

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Do his parents know about it?

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What are you, Mom now?

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You're my sister. You and boys is weird.

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Will you take me or not?

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Fine.

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Thank you, thank you, thank you!

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You best not be hugging him

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like this, or that date's
gonna be over real quick.

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It's nice you're taking Brenda out.

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I'm glad someone thinks I can be fun.

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Who said fun? I said "nice."

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Okay, well, if you're so
fun, where would you go?

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It's not rocket science.

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She just wants to go out to
a bar and have some laughs.

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I can do that.

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You don't sound too sure.

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It's been a while,

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- but there's no reason...
- You want me to come?

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I'll pay for all your drinks.

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You gonna regret that.

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I was so wrapped up in my game

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I didn't even know where Tam went.

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? The things you say ?

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? Mm, you're unbelievable, oh... ?

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But I didn't care,

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because I was building
my locomotive empire.

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Little did I know,

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as I was spreading tracks
across North America,

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a computer virus was spreading
itself across my hard drive.

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Next stop: Infection City.

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I'm leaving soon. How do I look?

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Good, actually.

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Well, you don't have to sound surprised.

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Well, it's nice you want to
look good for Brenda Sparks.

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What are you looking for?

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Deck of cards.

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Why? You gonna play with the kids?

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Of course not. I-I invited
the guys over for poker.

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You're supposed to be babysitting.

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They don't want me around.
They're gonna be watching TV.

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But do you really need to be gambling?

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I thought you were
trying to be fun tonight.

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I am.

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Well, this seems like
a good place to start.

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- You have a nice time with your friends.
- Thank you.

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But so help me, if the
house smells like cigars

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when I get home, you will
not hear the end of it.

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It's your first day being
fun. Y-You keep trying.

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Right now, I'm about to take
out a loan so I can build

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the first railroad line between
the Atlantic and the Pacific.

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Cool. What do I do?

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You watch me take out
a loan so I can build

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the first railroad line between
the Atlantic and the Pacific.

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Don't you have a game
that two people can play?

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I do, but not one that
lets you take out a loan

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so you can build the first railroad line

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between the Atlantic and the Pacific.

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I'll pick Jana up first,
then we'll go get Marcus.

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Okay.

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- So what movie we seeing?
- What do you mean "we"?

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You think I'm letting you go
to the movies alone with him?

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What do you think's gonna happen?

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Nothing's gonna happen,
'cause I'm gonna be there.

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Relax, I'm not gonna sit with you.

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I'll be in the back.

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But you'll be watching me?

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Depends. What movie we seeing?

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Beauty and the Beast.

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I'll be watching you.

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So how come it's taken
us so long to hang out?

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Well... my husband never left me before.

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We can joke about it?

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Good.

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'Cause that's gonna make
this night way easier.

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Here we go.

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Is that three beers I see?

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It's girls' night out and I said

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I was gonna show you a good time.

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All right, then, party
girl, give us a toast.

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Oh, um, well, uh...

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Bless these beers

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and the bartender who poured them.

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Seriously?

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I thought it was good.

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I-I'll handle this.

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To friends.

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And to Brenda's crap husband
who made this night possible.

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- Mom.
- It's okay, she said we could joke about it.

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You have a serving
bowl I can put these in?

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A serving bowl?

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I didn't realize we were

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playing poker with Martha Stewart.

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I will make civilized men of y'all

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if it kills me.

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I was just laughing 'cause he's my boss.

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I'll get you a bowl.

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Uh, hey, Billy.

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I thought you were playing
computer games with Sheldon.

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I got bored so I came out here.

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Well, you want me to go get him?

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No, I'm fine by myself.

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Where's my serving bowl?

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Uh, hey, Wayne, this is Billy.

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Hey.

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Hello.

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His mama's the one
Mary took out tonight.

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Oh, right.

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Billy, you just make
yourself comfortable,

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watch whatever you want and
help yourself to the fridge.

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Thank you.

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You can't just leave
this kid by himself.

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Why not?

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His father's gone. He's lonely.

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Well, what do you want me to do,

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invite him to play poker?

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Hey, Billy, why don't
you come hang with us?

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What is happening?

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_

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Oh, no.

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Hello, you've reached the
Tandy Tech Support Hotline.

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I need help. I think I have a virus.

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I was playing this game,
and then suddenly...

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Current wait time is 28 minutes.

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? So tie a yellow ribbon... ?

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It wasn't bad enough I had to wait,

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I also had to listen to rock and roll.

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So...

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how serious is it with you two?

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Well, we've held hands, hugged once,

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and we haven't kissed,
but we did share a straw.

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Wow, pretty serious.

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They haven't even been on a date yet.

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We got pretty serious before
you ever took me on a date.

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Cool it with that.

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- Can I ask a relationship question?
- Of course.

262
00:10:28,745 --> 00:10:30,442
Who said "I love you" first?

263
00:10:31,744 --> 00:10:33,391
Funny you should ask.

264
00:10:37,044 --> 00:10:38,555
Now, I think he cared more about

265
00:10:38,558 --> 00:10:40,602
those stupid chickens than he did me.

266
00:10:40,605 --> 00:10:42,274
Oh, that's not true.

267
00:10:42,277 --> 00:10:44,015
He took them when he left.

268
00:10:44,018 --> 00:10:46,149
Okay, that's a tough one. Give me a sec.

269
00:10:46,152 --> 00:10:49,196
Why are we talking about
this? We should be having fun.

270
00:10:49,199 --> 00:10:52,026
Actually, it feels good
to get it off my chest.

271
00:10:52,029 --> 00:10:53,551
Well, let's get into it.

272
00:10:53,554 --> 00:10:55,242
What happened?

273
00:10:55,245 --> 00:10:58,985
If it's another woman, she's a
tramp, and you're way prettier.

274
00:10:59,631 --> 00:11:02,000
No. Although sometimes

275
00:11:02,003 --> 00:11:04,264
I wish there was.

276
00:11:04,267 --> 00:11:06,141
Then I'd have someone to be mad at

277
00:11:06,144 --> 00:11:08,277
other than myself.

278
00:11:09,086 --> 00:11:11,805
And here I thought this one
was gonna be the sad sack.

279
00:11:11,808 --> 00:11:13,578
Mom, that is enough.

280
00:11:13,581 --> 00:11:16,094
Oh, there's my little killjoy.

281
00:11:22,725 --> 00:11:25,617
- Do you know anything about poker?
- No.

282
00:11:25,620 --> 00:11:27,867
That's all right, neither does this guy.

283
00:11:27,870 --> 00:11:30,088
Good one, boss.

284
00:11:30,091 --> 00:11:31,828
This is fun.

285
00:11:31,831 --> 00:11:33,938
Good. Glad you're here.

286
00:11:33,941 --> 00:11:36,422
My dad never let me play cards with him.

287
00:11:36,425 --> 00:11:38,079
And then he left.

288
00:11:41,953 --> 00:11:43,282
Sorry, are we still playing?

289
00:11:43,285 --> 00:11:45,586
'Cause I've got a really good hand.

290
00:11:45,589 --> 00:11:46,969
Tandy Tech Support. This is David.

291
00:11:46,972 --> 00:11:48,014
How can I help you?

292
00:11:48,017 --> 00:11:49,328
Hello, I'm having a problem

293
00:11:49,331 --> 00:11:51,157
with my Tandy 1000SL.

294
00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:52,305
What's going on?

295
00:11:52,308 --> 00:11:54,046
I think I have a computer virus.

296
00:11:54,049 --> 00:11:56,321
Well, let's not jump there yet.

297
00:11:56,324 --> 00:11:58,498
Could be lots of
things. What did you see?

298
00:11:58,501 --> 00:12:00,219
Pixels started disappearing, and then

299
00:12:00,222 --> 00:12:02,313
a message read: "Disk
Destroyer... your hard drive

300
00:12:02,316 --> 00:12:05,273
- is now corrupted."
- Yeah, that's a virus.

301
00:12:05,276 --> 00:12:06,391
Oh, dear.

302
00:12:06,394 --> 00:12:08,855
Have you used any
unlicensed software lately?

303
00:12:08,858 --> 00:12:11,422
Um... I'm not sure I should answer that

304
00:12:11,425 --> 00:12:13,207
without consulting an attorney first.

305
00:12:13,210 --> 00:12:16,313
Hey, hey, I get it.
I play a lot of games,

306
00:12:16,316 --> 00:12:19,230
not always officially purchased.

307
00:12:19,233 --> 00:12:20,430
I'm just here to help

308
00:12:20,433 --> 00:12:22,024
get your computer up and running.

309
00:12:22,027 --> 00:12:24,032
Thank you for understanding, David.

310
00:12:24,035 --> 00:12:26,828
I'm not usually a rule-breaker,
but it was Railroad Kingdom

311
00:12:26,831 --> 00:12:28,992
and I really wanted it
because I love trains.

312
00:12:28,995 --> 00:12:30,235
And it was $49.95.

313
00:12:30,238 --> 00:12:31,649
My mom said it was too expensive.

314
00:12:31,652 --> 00:12:33,173
And I was going to buy it eventually,

315
00:12:33,176 --> 00:12:34,329
and Tam said that was good enough,

316
00:12:34,331 --> 00:12:36,328
so I got a bootleg copy,
and now I have a virus,

317
00:12:36,331 --> 00:12:39,027
which I very much deserve.

318
00:12:39,030 --> 00:12:40,902
I'm sorry, who's Tam?

319
00:12:43,102 --> 00:12:45,849
So no one's gonna say anything
for the rest of the night?

320
00:12:45,852 --> 00:12:47,867
Wouldn't be the first
time no one's said anything

321
00:12:47,870 --> 00:12:49,696
when the subject of love came up.

322
00:12:49,699 --> 00:12:52,367
- I said something.
- That doesn't count.

323
00:12:52,370 --> 00:12:55,000
Missy, if you said "I
love you" to Marcus,

324
00:12:55,003 --> 00:12:57,274
and he said "samesies,"
would you be okay with that?

325
00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:58,711
- Well...
- And before you answer,

326
00:12:58,714 --> 00:13:00,688
remember who agreed to
take you on a secret date.

327
00:13:00,691 --> 00:13:02,485
Don't ask her, she's a kid.

328
00:13:02,488 --> 00:13:04,706
She held hands and shared a straw!

329
00:13:04,709 --> 00:13:06,938
You ready to start dating again?

330
00:13:06,941 --> 00:13:08,711
I think I need some time.

331
00:13:08,714 --> 00:13:11,532
Well, if you change your
mind, there's a gentleman

332
00:13:11,535 --> 00:13:13,211
over here at the bar who would like us

333
00:13:13,214 --> 00:13:16,227
to see his butt crack.

334
00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:20,367
So, then, was there no
big blowup when he left?

335
00:13:20,370 --> 00:13:21,836
Not really.

336
00:13:21,839 --> 00:13:24,361
Well, what happened?

337
00:13:24,364 --> 00:13:28,547
Let's see... We used to be happy.

338
00:13:28,550 --> 00:13:30,942
Little by little, we weren't.

339
00:13:30,945 --> 00:13:32,505
Then there was bickering,

340
00:13:32,507 --> 00:13:35,789
then there was silence, and then...

341
00:13:37,808 --> 00:13:39,244
...it was over.

342
00:13:42,625 --> 00:13:43,844
I mean...

343
00:13:43,847 --> 00:13:47,039
all couples bicker, right?

344
00:13:47,042 --> 00:13:49,567
You worried about you and George?

345
00:13:51,912 --> 00:13:53,016
Of course.

346
00:13:53,019 --> 00:13:54,946
I'm sure you guys will be fine.

347
00:13:56,089 --> 00:13:58,875
And if it doesn't work out,
I'd be happy to introduce you

348
00:13:58,878 --> 00:14:01,402
to Butt Crack Bob over here.

349
00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:09,938
Well, I know it's rough,
but my old man left

350
00:14:09,941 --> 00:14:12,977
when I was around your age.
What are you, about 16, 17?

351
00:14:12,980 --> 00:14:14,502
I'm 12.

352
00:14:14,505 --> 00:14:16,024
Damn.

353
00:14:16,027 --> 00:14:18,376
You know, maybe he doesn't
want to talk about this.

354
00:14:18,379 --> 00:14:21,399
Sometimes it's good to
get stuff off your chest.

355
00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:23,010
My man's been through a lot.

356
00:14:23,013 --> 00:14:25,668
- And we're here for you.
- Thank you.

357
00:14:26,663 --> 00:14:27,706
I'm gonna raise.

358
00:14:27,709 --> 00:14:29,180
On the bright side,

359
00:14:29,183 --> 00:14:30,742
you could look after your mom now.

360
00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:31,918
That's what I did.

361
00:14:31,921 --> 00:14:33,834
Made a man out of me.

362
00:14:33,837 --> 00:14:38,187
You know, Billy, sometimes
these things are for the best.

363
00:14:38,190 --> 00:14:39,842
Why would you say that?

364
00:14:39,845 --> 00:14:43,367
My parents had a bad marriage.

365
00:14:43,370 --> 00:14:44,804
Honestly, it...

366
00:14:44,807 --> 00:14:47,244
it was hard to be around.

367
00:14:51,719 --> 00:14:54,633
Full boat, read 'em
and weep. Come to papa.

368
00:14:55,568 --> 00:14:57,594
Sorry.

369
00:14:57,597 --> 00:14:59,858
Should we just forget it and go home?

370
00:14:59,861 --> 00:15:00,947
Fine by me.

371
00:15:00,950 --> 00:15:02,532
Does the backseat get a vote?

372
00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:03,719
You put me on the spot.

373
00:15:03,722 --> 00:15:05,461
I never said that to anyone before.

374
00:15:05,464 --> 00:15:08,399
Me neither, and it didn't go well.

375
00:15:08,402 --> 00:15:10,010
Samesies.

376
00:15:10,013 --> 00:15:11,883
I'm sorry.

377
00:15:11,886 --> 00:15:14,071
I'm not even sure what
it's supposed to feel like.

378
00:15:14,074 --> 00:15:17,120
Well, if you felt it, you'd know.

379
00:15:18,604 --> 00:15:20,203
I know that I like you.

380
00:15:20,206 --> 00:15:22,759
A lot.

381
00:15:22,762 --> 00:15:24,245
More than anybody else.

382
00:15:24,248 --> 00:15:25,492
Aw.

383
00:15:27,597 --> 00:15:28,813
Really?

384
00:15:28,816 --> 00:15:30,360
Yeah.

385
00:15:32,984 --> 00:15:34,844
By the way, when Marcus is in the car,

386
00:15:34,847 --> 00:15:36,336
you can't be this lame.

387
00:15:38,009 --> 00:15:40,399
Okay, so what we're gonna need to do is

388
00:15:40,402 --> 00:15:43,250
wipe your hard drive clean and
reinstall the operating system.

389
00:15:43,253 --> 00:15:44,948
What about all my files?

390
00:15:44,951 --> 00:15:46,342
Do you have everything backed up?

391
00:15:46,345 --> 00:15:48,227
I back up my files every Thursday night.

392
00:15:48,230 --> 00:15:49,969
I call it Backup Thursdays.

393
00:15:49,972 --> 00:15:52,451
It's not the catchiest, but
it sums up the situation.

394
00:15:52,454 --> 00:15:54,328
Perfect. After we wipe your drive,

395
00:15:54,331 --> 00:15:55,560
you can restore it, and you'll be

396
00:15:55,562 --> 00:15:57,562
- good as new.
- Thank you so much.

397
00:15:57,565 --> 00:16:00,891
No problem. So, start by
turning the computer off

398
00:16:00,894 --> 00:16:02,547
and inserting the DOS disk.

399
00:16:02,550 --> 00:16:05,375
Wait, what if I used the backup disk

400
00:16:05,378 --> 00:16:08,051
after the virus was
already on the computer?

401
00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:12,029
Oh. Uh, then I'm afraid
it's corrupted, too.

402
00:16:12,032 --> 00:16:14,860
But how do I get my files?

403
00:16:14,863 --> 00:16:16,166
You don't.

404
00:16:16,169 --> 00:16:18,688
But I have all my old papers on there,

405
00:16:18,691 --> 00:16:20,281
my parents' taxes.

406
00:16:20,283 --> 00:16:22,258
I'm sorry.

407
00:16:26,644 --> 00:16:29,149
- You ever play football?
- No, sir.

408
00:16:29,152 --> 00:16:32,274
Think about it. I will forge
a birth certificate tomorrow.

409
00:16:32,277 --> 00:16:35,235
- Dad, something terrible happened.
- What's the matter?

410
00:16:35,238 --> 00:16:37,321
I lost all the files on my computer.

411
00:16:37,324 --> 00:16:39,454
Oh, well, I'm sure you can get 'em back.

412
00:16:39,457 --> 00:16:41,086
I can't, and It's all my fault.

413
00:16:41,089 --> 00:16:42,313
All right, calm down.

414
00:16:42,316 --> 00:16:44,500
I can't calm down. This is a disaster.

415
00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:46,416
It'll be okay, Sheldon.

416
00:16:46,419 --> 00:16:48,446
You don't understand. They're gone.

417
00:16:48,449 --> 00:16:49,766
And they're gone forever.

418
00:16:49,769 --> 00:16:51,757
And no matter what I do,
they're never coming back,

419
00:16:51,759 --> 00:16:53,352
so it won't be okay.

420
00:16:54,404 --> 00:16:56,625
I wish I could tell you

421
00:16:56,628 --> 00:16:58,758
I realized the cruel irony

422
00:16:58,761 --> 00:17:00,313
of what I had just said to Billy,

423
00:17:00,316 --> 00:17:01,839
and apologized.

424
00:17:04,711 --> 00:17:06,106
But I didn't.

425
00:17:12,847 --> 00:17:14,324
Like a virus,

426
00:17:14,327 --> 00:17:16,422
heartbreak can also spread.

427
00:17:20,265 --> 00:17:23,336
Once it does, it's hard to contain.

428
00:17:28,150 --> 00:17:31,850
In some cases you can try
to reboot and start over.

429
00:17:37,269 --> 00:17:40,539
But it makes you
appreciate those early days,

430
00:17:40,542 --> 00:17:43,000
when your hard drive was clean...

431
00:17:46,390 --> 00:17:49,785
...and the world was
full of possibility.

432
00:17:53,266 --> 00:17:59,083
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