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Surprise!
It's not really a surprise,
considering you do this every year.
Happy birthday, doodlebug.
And happy first day of summer.
Fifteen years old today!
Oh, God, remember when we were 15?
Well, no. Why don't you remind me?
- You want me to remind you? - Hey, love birds.
- You're nauseating the offspring. - Hush, you.
Make a wish, birthday girl.
Okay.
- All right! - Yay!
So, big plans today?
Um, probably just gonna go to the movies
with Vincent and Mallory.
Okay. Just don't fill up on popcorn before dinner.
Yikes.
I gotta skip dinner.
Yikes. It's not really an option.
Dad, I camped out in line overnight
to score these Boyz II Men tickets to impress Tiffany, so...
That sounds fun. You should go.
Derek, you can skip dessert and still make it to the concert, yeah?
Yeah?
Okay. Pick out a special outfit for your special day.
Okay.
Happy birthday, Jeanette Turner.
Hey.
Happy birthday, beautiful.
Hi.
What are you doing here?
Make a wish.
Okay, wait.
I had to arm wrestle your dad to come up here and wake you up.
He's going on and on about like family tradition or something.
Does he really wake you up every year on your birthday?
Yeah.
It's lame, I know.
No, no, no. It's... sweet.
But I won.
Oh. I never knew you arm wrestled.
Okay, it wasn't really arm wrestling per se.
It was, uh...
I promised your dad that I'd wait until we're married
before we, you know...
Um... and he believed you?
Hey, what he doesn't know won't hurt him, right?
Uh, so, I got a whole day planned with the crew.
How does roller skating sound?
Great.
- Yeah, that's perfect. - Sweet. I'll go and convince your parents
that I didn't do this.
- All right. - Okay.
Um...
I love you.
I love you, too.
Jeanette, wake up.
Wake up.
Your lawyer is here.
- Which one? - What does it matter?
Just get the hell out of bed and go talk to her.
Now!
Can you please just give me a minute?
Please?
Happy birthday.
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Your father told me it's your birthday.
Yeah.
Happy birthday.
Thanks.
You seemed distressed last time we spoke.
I hope you're feeling a bit more hopeful.
I apologize for dropping in unannounced,
but it's going to happen from time to time.
In building your case, things are going to pop up, and...
I know you're going through a challenging time.
But, Jeanette, I need you to cooperate.
This is going to be a very tricky case.
But we can win it.
However, we need to work as a team.
Me, your father, your other lawyers.
But most importantly, you.
It's your word against hers.
Has something...
popped up?
? My grandma and your grandma sitting by the fire ?
? My grandma told your grandma ?
? "I'm gonna set your flag on fire" ?
? Talkin' 'bout hey now! ?
- ? Hey now! ? - ? Hey now! ?
- ? Iko iko un day ?
? Oh... ?
? Jock-a-mo fee-ne a Na-ne ?
? Jock-a-mo fee-na-ne ?
We should make a list of all the things we wanna do this summer.
Ooh, we have to do them all.
I love that!
Do you guys ever have the urge to do something illegal?
- No. - I mean, it doesn't happen often,
but sometimes I just wanna do something like...
really bad, you know?
Item number one for the list...
I think we should do something illegal.
- That sounds like a great idea... not. - Come on.
Jeanette, where's your sense of adventure?
Okay, fine, but as long as it's not something immoral.
- Okay, define "immoral." - Yeah.
Something that begs the question probably is.
And, at the very least, does it have to be number one?
I mean, come on, guys.
Okay, deal.
Race you to the photo booth.
Do you have some money?
- Yeah, I do, I do. - Okay.
Okay.
I've already seen Jurassic Park like seven times.
Doesn't it keep getting better every time we see it?
- No, no. - It does. Come on.
And I actually think that Jeanette should choose the movie,
since it's her birthday and all.
- No, no, no. - Yes, yes!
Last time we let Jeanette pick, we had to sit through that movie
where Christian Slater had a monkey heart, okay?
Shut up, that movie is so good.
- No, it's not. - Yes, it is.
No, I do have to concur, it's my PMS movie,
so, she wins, case closed.
Whooo!
- What? - I'm supposed to keep you distracted
while Mallory gets you a birthday gift.
No, I told you guys not to get me anything.
Hence the distraction. Look. Look at these. These are nice.
Very distracting.
Whoa!
I like your purse.
Thanks.
It's my birthday.
Happy birthday.
Thanks.
Jeanette, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm, uh...
Yeah, Jeanette. Uh...
I'm a grade below you and I'm...
- Hey. - Hi. I'm sorry I'm late.
- Where were you? - I was just getting you something.
What were you gonna get me?
I can't tell you that. It'll ruin the surprise.
I can't tell you.
Well, have a good birthday.
- Thanks. - Mm-hmm.
So... what do you wanna do now?
Yo!
- Um... - Oh!
What was that about?
Oh... Nothing. Sorry.
For you!
Ohh! I told you you didn't have to get me anything.
It was like seven dollars.
Yeah, I pitched in.
Well, thank you, guys.
Oh! This is so sweet.
- You like it? - Yeah, yeah.
Thank you.
Oh, Jamie, stop hogging the birthday girl.
- I'll see you soon. - Okay.
Come on.
Let's go.
Oh, stop.
- So? - Tell us everything.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Saturday night's... the night.
Come on, girl, we need details.
It was perfect.
- Oh, I hate you! - Yeah, me more.
I know a lot of people say their first time
is really like uncomfortable
and awkward or whatever...
but with Jamie it was...
If you say "magical," I'm gonna punch you in the boob.
Yeah, I'm gonna punch you in the other one.
No, it was perfect.
- Aww! - It's the only way to describe it.
- Aww! - I'm so happy for you!
- And now... - What?
She's gonna show them with a hand gesture
how big your...
Yep, there it is.
- Wow. - Really, dude?
No, there's no way.
She's exaggerating, trust me.
You really like her, huh?
Yeah, Ben. I...
I really do.
You, uh...
still think about Kate?
No.
Think she ran away?
Well, it sure beats the alternative, don't you think?
Yeah, I mean...
Dude, I'm happy... with Jeanette.
She's... she's great.
- Yeah, she is. - Yeah.
She's good for you.
Good.
A local teenager has now been missing for two weeks,
as police search for signs of her whereabouts.
Friends and family of Kate Wallis
describe her as a popular, bright and fun-loving young girl...
Friends and family of Kate Wallis describe her
as a popular, bright and fun-loving young girl
and are praying for her safe return.
Hello?
Hey. It's me. Um...
Jamie's parked outside your house again.
I know.
Well, do you want me to call the police?
No.
What if he tries to hurt you?
Then he hurts me.
Listen, I gotta go, okay?
Hey, hey. Um...
Uh... happy birthday.
Thanks.
- Vincent? - Huh?
Do you...
It's never gonna be normal again, is it?
You know, I can't even remember when it ever was.
So...
What are you doin', dude?
And we're making a list of all the things we're gonna do this summer,
and we have to finish them all before school starts.
Wow! Really living on the edge, huh?
Yeah, there's a lot of cool stuff on there.
Dangerous stuff, even.
Ooh, dangerous. How?
I can't tell you. It's a secret.
Well, what did you do for your 15th birthday
that was so cool?
Dad let me crack my first beer. Or so he thought.
- Hey! - Hello!
Save me some cake, actually, please?
- Yeah. - Yeah. Have fun, honey.
- All right. - Ooh, cake! Sweet.
Where did that necklace come from?
It was a gift from Vincent and Mallory.
Oh! Looks a little cheap.
I like it.
Speaking of gifts...
Oh, yes.
So, we found this old roll of film...
And we took it down to the shop and had it developed.
Sweet.
There you guys were.
Two little peas in a pod, from the day you were born.
I look so... tiny...
and squishy.
Tiny and squishy...
and perfect.
How's Jeanette?
Dismissive.
Bitter.
Potentially a sociopath.
Um...
She's not a sociopath.
She's... she's a teenage girl.
I miss the way she used to be.
She's gonna be fine.
Yeah.
What time you getting off?
Not for another couple of hours.
Am I sleeping at your place tonight?
I hope so.
I'm not taking your money, Greg.
We've been together for four months.
One of the benefits of slipping with the bartender
is the free drinks.
Dad, what are you doing?
I'm not eating your cake if that's what you think.
Ooh... Get me a fork.
What are you still doing up?
Just checking in on you.
Are you okay?
Yeah.
Look, I'm sorry about dinner tonight. Your brother...
No, no, it's okay.
I get it.
It's way more fun to be going on a date
or to a concert,
other than your nerdy little sister's birthday party.
You are not nerdy.
Yeah, Dad, I am. I'm kind of nerdy.
And one of these days, the rest of the world's gonna see what I see.
You think that one day I'm just gonna...
suddenly poof...
be pretty and popular and everybody's gonna notice me?
Well, if that's what you want...
...you should just make another wish.
Would it be bad if I did?
They're all so cute. Which one's your favorite?
You pick your half.
Only half?
Okay.
I'll take these, you can have these.
Thank you so much for tonight.
It was the best birthday ever.
I just hope your parents aren't too upset
that I took you away from them.
They'll get over it.
What was that?
- It's okay. - What was that?
Babe, it's okay, it's okay.
- I'm sure it's nothing. - Did you guys hear that?
It was probably just a car backfiring.
No, dude, it was a gunshot.
Welcome to Texas.
Come on.
Come on!
A local teenager has now been missing for two weeks,
as police search for signs of her whereabouts.
She was so happy.
Okay, we, we were so happy,
so, please, if you know anything,
please call the police.
And, Kate, if you're watching just...
I just love you so much.
Please come home.
Hey.
Is your dad here? He told me to stop by.
Yeah, he's in his room.
Are you okay, Jeanette?
Spare me.
I don't need advice from the local bartender
who's screwing my dad.
Ouch.
I would have preferred the term "dating."
Well, I'd prefer that you weren't doing either, okay?
What happened to that girl is a tragedy.
What's happening to you...
I can't even imagine.
I'm not trying to be your mother.
But if you ever need to talk...
I'm here.
And I...
I really like your dad.
But don't ever talk to me like that again.
I am not the enemy.
Okay?
Okay.
Sorry.
Good night.
Guys, I really don't think we should do this.
Can we start with something that's not illegal?
Like maybe we can do number 26
and we can pretend like we're from a different country
and speak gibberish to complete strangers.
It's not illegal. Trust me.
Breaking into a house is illegal.
No one lives there, so... it's not.
Yeah. Trust us, okay? Come on, we do everything together.
The keys are in your dad's office, right?
Yeah.
Exquisite.
Hey, what are you guys doing here?
- What's up, Mr. Turner? - Hey, Dad.
Hey, um, so we're riding bikes and I just, like, really have to pee,
and Jeanette said that maybe I could use your bathroom?
- Sorry. - No, it's fine.
Uh, yeah, it's just down the hallway and to the left.
You are the best dad ever.
I mean, not that I have like a huge
scope of reference or anything, right?
Mallory's dad left when she was five, so...
He's an alcoholic and a gambler.
But you already know this, don't you?
I have to pee. Thank you so much.
Hi.
So, are you guys checking things off that big list?
- Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah, we're checking. - Uh-huh.
We are checkin'.
Eenie, meenie, miney.
Okay, our magical destination is 324 Huntington Road.
What if he notices the key is gone?
He's never gonna notice. Relax.
Also, sorry to say this, but your dad is kind of fine.
- What? - Do you remember when he chaperoned
our fourth-grade field trip and he wore those really short shorts?
- Mallory. - I'm pretty sure
that was my sexual awakening to be honest with you.
Eww, gross! Mallory, come on!
Wait, guys, the house is already sold.
Come on, let's go.
Does it look like anyone's moved in yet? No.
I think it's empty.
Jackpot.
I'm reporting live from Skylin, Texas,
in front of 324 Huntington Road,
a house sitting vacant still
on the anniversary of the shocking events that took place
just beyond that front door you see behind me one year ago.
But for some local residents, that year feels like a lifetime.
- Ohh! - Come in.
Ladies and gentlemen, item number 12 on the list.
Play hide-and-seek in an empty house.
- One, 2, 3, not it! - Not it! You're it!
I hate you guys.
Count to 100. Count to 100. No peeking.
And front door is base, okay?
Fine.
Okay.
1, 2...
3, 4, 5...
6, 7...
...42...
Vincent. Let's go, go.
...44, 45...
46...
Ready or not, here I come!
I heard she and that dickhead had sex the other night.
Says who?
Says everyone.
Oh, please.
Do not tell me that after watching her mutate
over the last school year
that you're seriously still in love with her.
- I was never in love with her. - Okay, bullshit.
I'm leaving.
Really? One mention of Jeanette and you're just gonna bolt?
It's not one mention, okay?
She discarded us.
She didn't do that and you know it.
We all changed,
we went our separate ways.
Why, why can't that be good enough?
The last thing in the world that this shithole town needed
was another Kate Wallis.
And guess what we got? The sequel.
And as you and I both know, it's never as good as the original.
And... and...
the first one sucked to begin with.
Here I come.
Are you in... here?
Guys?
Come out, come out, wherever you are.
Hello?
Who are you?
Uh...
Hi.
Um...
My... my dad sold this house...
You're Greg's daughter?
Yeah.
Hi, I'm Martin. This is my house.
Well, I just bought it. I'm moving in tomorrow.
Oh, um... hi.
What are you doing here?
Well...
um...
My dad did a walkthrough last night,
you know, just to make sure that everything was on the up and up.
And he thought maybe he had left his briefcase here,
and he had a couple of showings this afternoon
so he sent me by to look for it.
Oh, well, did you find it?
No.
Uh, unfortunately not.
But, uh... you know,
he's always misplacing things.
Keys, wallet. I'm sure it will turn up at some point.
I'm sure it will.
How are we supposed to get out?
I don't know, I don't know. Wait, shh.
You know what, I think that I...
I saw something that my dad may have missed in the walkthrough.
Uh, do you want me to show you?
Sure, yeah.
Okay, um, it's just... it's this way.
I think it's down in the basement. Follow me.
Let's go.
Oh, my God, that was close.
Jeanette's a lifesaver.
But she's gonna kill us.
Oh, for sure, yeah. Let's get the bikes.
I'm so sorry. I could have sworn it was a water mark.
I guess it just must have been a shadow.
I'm gonna rip up that carpet anyway,
but, hey, I appreciate your concern.
Yeah. I guess it was silly of me to question
my dad's excellent inspection skills.
- Hey, do you go to Skylin High? - I do.
I'm the new assistant principal there.
- Oh, cool. - Yeah.
So I'm sure I'll be seeing you.
I don't think so.
I don't usually get into much trouble.
Well, it was nice to meet you...?
- Uh, Jeanette. - Jeanette.
Martin. But you should probably call me Mr. Harris,
given the whole principal thing.
Oh, yeah. Well, um...
Welcome to the neighborhood, Mr. Harris.
Bye.
That was awesome! What's next?
It's just not the same. I mean, the world is just not the same.
I mean, I know it's only been two weeks, but...
It's been the worst two weeks of our lives.
She was like our best friend, you know?
I just hope she's okay.
Jeanette Turner used to be like my best friend,
and then overnight she became like this other person.
What's the word...
Conniving? I first tried to be a positive influence...
Can you believe it's almost been a year since Kate disappeared?
I know.
So sad.
I didn't really know her.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
You didn't start kicking it with us
until after she went missing.
- This? - Hmm-mm. Big no.
Oh, my God!
Lookie who!
It's Jeanette Turner.
Oh, or are we calling you "Jenny" now?
Hey, Mallory. Hi, Vincent.
I love that top.
But have you checked out the new stuff at Limited?
So fresh, am I right?
Are these your new friends?
Mallory Higgins. I didn't know you went shopping.
We heard you make your own clothes.
Well, I heard that you are
officially boinking Jamie Henson.
Bravo. Really, job well done.
- Hey, Vince, was that on the list? - Mallory, let's just go.
We're just gonna go, all right?
I'm just catching up with an old friend.
Did you guys know that Jeanette used to be friends with us?
Looks like someone finally got her cootie shot.
Can you give me a minute?
Sure.
Thanks.
Mallory.
I don't know what's going on.
But I'm here. I've been here.
You can say that I pulled away from you,
but you pulled away from me, too.
So I don't understand where all this rage is coming from.
But if you wanna talk, you know where to find me.
God, you sound just like her.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I...
You guys wanna go to the photo booth?
- Fine. - Yeah, fine. Whatever.
Let's go.
What's up, psycho?
Jeanette...
as we are just a few months away from the trial...
there is something we need to talk to you about.
And it's a bit of an extension
to the conversation we had yesterday.
Is this about that stupid necklace?
I already told you,
- there's nothing to it. - It's not about the necklace.
We are looking into that.
But there's an issue of concern here...
about your likability.
We want the jury to root for you.
But you're not giving the impression
that you're the wronged party here.
How would you like me to be, Denise?
Juries wanna feel sympathy.
They wanna feel a connection.
How the hell is the jury supposed to connect
with the most hated person in the nation?
I have been lied about, spit at, made fun of.
You name it.
On the rare occasion that I actually leave my house
because I have to...
people don't whisper about me.
They say it loud so that I can hear them.
And we are sympathetic.
But the jury won't be.
My dad...
who used to actually love me...
spends half of his time painting over the graffiti
that gets put on our car garage almost every other day.
He can barely hide his contempt for me.
The National Enquirer...
did an article about me last month.
They called me a Satan worshiper.
And the governor of Texas called me a disgrace.
I have no one, I have nothing.
And you want me to be more likable?
It's the only way to win.
So you want me to be more like her.
I didn't say that.
Okay. Okay.
Brilliant.
From this point forward, I'm gonna make a concerted effort
to be less like myself and more like what you want me to be.
Thank you.
? Never thought I'd ever find... ?
Where's Tennille?
She's downstairs making a phone call.
Her mom moved her phone out of her room.
- Why? - I don't know.
She's probably dirty-talking to Mike.
Oh, ho, that was so stank.
Don't worry, I won't tell her.
I was kidding. Do not tell her I said anything.
You're not really wrong.
She's kind of a big ho.
Jeanette just called you a ho.
Oh, she's lying!
What's the matter?
That was Allison Murphy.
Speaking of big Ho's.
They found Kate.
Oh, my God.
Do you know where they found her body? Do they know who killed her?
She's not dead.
She's alive.
Oh, my God!
Jamie! Jamie!
- Ben! I need to talk to Jamie! - No, no, you need to go.
Now is not the time. You can do this later.
Please listen to me, Jeanette, you need to go.
- I came as soon as I heard. - Bitch!
- Oh, my God! - I don't wanna see you!
- Oh my God, you hit her! - What'd you do to her?
- Why did you do that? - Get her out of here, go!
Get away from me!
- Oh. - Hold it there.
- Okay. Ow, ow, ow! - Okay, good. Sorry, hon.
It was an accident, okay?
I'll never play volleyball again.
Well, you're supposed to hit the ball with your hands, not your face.
Okay, that's unnecessary.
Do you think she's gonna need plastic surgery?
Plastic surgery? Honey, no.
This is just your standard run-of-the-mill shiner.
Wait, wait. Shh! Can you turn that up?
Turn it up, please.
Tonight's top story, missing teenager Kate Wallis was rescued today
and her abductor has been killed in a deadly shootout.
- Isn't that Jamie's...? - Ex-girlfriend.
In a shocking and disturbing turn of events,
Kate Wallis's alleged kidnapper was Martin Harris,
who was the assistant principal
- at Skylin High School. - No freaking way. He was a perv?
I sold him that house.
As you can imagine, it was a tearful reunion...
Can you imagine how her parents must feel?
I don't know what I would do
if anything like that ever happened to any one of you.
How could someone do something like that?
...more details of this shocking incident are sure to come.
- Back to you. - Oh, thank God that wasn't you.
Mom.
I'm just...
we should call the Wallises.
Or check in or maybe...
bring them a muffin basket?
I don't know, what is appropriate here?
Yo, Jean.
What are you so jazzed on?
Nothing.
Checking stuff off your oh-so-thrilling list?
Nothing too crazy.
Hey, wait.
Sorry I bailed early on your birthday dinner.
That's fine.
I think 15's gonna be your year.
Thanks.
I'm sitting here with Kate Wallis,
the very brave young woman who was abducted
and held captive by her former assistant principal
and finally, thankfully, rescued.
Kate, it's been about three months
since you were freed.
That's right, Marsha.
I think I can speak for the entire country
when I say just how grateful I am
that you're safe and here with us today.
Well, not as grateful as I am.
But I think there's something that I need to do first
in order to heal.
Something I would like to share with you.
Of course.
Even though I have been advised by a legal team not to,
I feel very strongly that this is something
that I've earned the right to share.
A few months after I was kidnapped...
something happened that gave me some hope.
What was it?
I was found by someone.
A girl.
I didn't know her very well.
Or at all really, but...
she saw me.
Excuse me?
I thought that salvation was near...
that I would soon be rescued...
that she would bring me back to safety, but...
help didn't come for months.
Why not?
Well, I found out that
while I was being held captive...
she had essentially taken over my life.
To the girl who stayed silent...
who let me endure things that I cannot erase,
you could have saved me, and you didn't.
I wish you could go to jail for your sins, but...
since there are ridiculous laws against that,
I can only say...
Jeanette Turner, I hope you rot in Hell.
Jeanette Turner,
I hope you rot in Hell.
Jeanette Turner,
I hope you rot in Hell.
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