1 00:00:16,917 --> 00:00:18,167 Mm... 2 00:00:20,333 --> 00:00:22,917 Doesn't the sun feel so great? 3 00:00:25,458 --> 00:00:26,792 The real sun? 4 00:00:26,875 --> 00:00:28,417 - It's incredible. - Mm. 5 00:00:28,500 --> 00:00:32,542 A nearly perfect sphere of hot plasma. 6 00:00:32,625 --> 00:00:35,167 Really puts a smile on my face. 7 00:00:35,250 --> 00:00:37,750 Just like you, Noodle. 8 00:00:39,417 --> 00:00:41,167 Hey, you hungry? 9 00:00:46,458 --> 00:00:48,000 Oh. 10 00:00:50,458 --> 00:00:51,833 Thank you. 11 00:00:51,917 --> 00:00:54,083 Things are gonna be different from here on out. 12 00:00:54,167 --> 00:00:55,625 I've learned my lesson. 13 00:00:55,708 --> 00:00:59,167 I... I don't want to control you. 14 00:00:59,250 --> 00:01:00,833 I wanna connect with you. 15 00:01:00,917 --> 00:01:02,500 The real you. 16 00:01:03,958 --> 00:01:07,208 Listen, I am just so happy you're... 17 00:01:07,292 --> 00:01:08,375 Is everything okay? 18 00:01:08,458 --> 00:01:09,875 Did I... did I get the wrong kind? 19 00:01:09,958 --> 00:01:11,083 Is... 20 00:01:13,042 --> 00:01:14,708 No, it's just... 21 00:01:16,583 --> 00:01:18,917 Byron, 22 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:20,542 getting me donut holes 23 00:01:20,625 --> 00:01:23,292 isn't going to make me suddenly forgive you. 24 00:01:23,375 --> 00:01:25,542 No, that's not what I... 25 00:01:25,625 --> 00:01:26,750 that... 26 00:01:29,583 --> 00:01:31,000 Bennett! 27 00:01:32,375 --> 00:01:33,625 What's wrong with her? 28 00:01:33,708 --> 00:01:35,417 Why is she not responding to my overtures? 29 00:01:35,500 --> 00:01:37,917 Is there something wrong with the algorithm? 30 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:39,250 Uh, not sure, sir. 31 00:01:39,333 --> 00:01:40,583 Considering the data we've collected 32 00:01:40,667 --> 00:01:42,375 from Hazel since she's left the Hub, 33 00:01:42,458 --> 00:01:44,667 the simulation is accurately calibrated. 34 00:01:44,750 --> 00:01:46,250 Presenting her with donut holes, 35 00:01:46,333 --> 00:01:47,917 especially in such a chivalrous manner, 36 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:50,750 should have greased the wheels, metaphorically speaking, 37 00:01:50,833 --> 00:01:53,542 to get your beach date off to a rousing start. 38 00:01:53,625 --> 00:01:55,500 I totally agree. 39 00:01:55,583 --> 00:01:58,208 Show me the data. I wanna see where I went wrong. 40 00:02:00,417 --> 00:02:01,708 Okay, let's go back. 41 00:02:06,417 --> 00:02:09,167 Hazel. Hazel. 42 00:02:14,250 --> 00:02:15,542 Mm... 43 00:02:18,292 --> 00:02:20,583 Doesn't the sun feel great? 44 00:02:22,875 --> 00:02:24,333 The real sun? 45 00:02:24,358 --> 00:02:28,454 - Subs by kinglouisxx - for www.addic7ed.com 46 00:02:32,875 --> 00:02:34,042 Oh! 47 00:02:35,208 --> 00:02:37,875 Oh, you're alive. 48 00:02:37,958 --> 00:02:39,708 Did I die? Was I dead? 49 00:02:39,792 --> 00:02:41,708 - Where am I? - You're... you're alive. 50 00:02:41,792 --> 00:02:43,083 Hazel, we're not here to kill you. 51 00:02:43,167 --> 00:02:44,417 We thought Byron killed you. 52 00:02:44,500 --> 00:02:45,542 He must've reconsidered. 53 00:02:45,625 --> 00:02:48,417 You probably lost consciousness 54 00:02:48,500 --> 00:02:50,042 when we took you offline. 55 00:02:50,125 --> 00:02:52,667 No matter. Hazel, listen to me. 56 00:02:52,750 --> 00:02:55,042 Herringbone has managed to disrupt the chip's feed 57 00:02:55,125 --> 00:02:56,500 for a short amount of time. 58 00:02:56,583 --> 00:02:59,875 We can take the chip out without Byron seeing. 59 00:02:59,958 --> 00:03:01,333 We just have to do it in the next... 60 00:03:01,417 --> 00:03:03,458 Five minutes? 61 00:03:03,542 --> 00:03:05,875 I just need you to lie back down. 62 00:03:07,083 --> 00:03:08,208 No. 63 00:03:08,292 --> 00:03:09,875 I assure you, this will be safe. 64 00:03:09,958 --> 00:03:12,000 Hazel, look, my fingers are rotting in a cooler. 65 00:03:12,083 --> 00:03:13,750 Try to get onboard here, all right? 66 00:03:13,833 --> 00:03:15,833 I don't want it out now! 67 00:03:15,917 --> 00:03:18,667 I wanna keep it in. I wanna keep the chip in. 68 00:03:18,750 --> 00:03:20,542 All right, maybe it's not up to you anymore, huh? 69 00:03:20,625 --> 00:03:22,583 I... I, um, 70 00:03:22,667 --> 00:03:24,458 I understand your fear. 71 00:03:24,542 --> 00:03:26,667 I really do. 72 00:03:26,750 --> 00:03:29,125 Taking the chip out 73 00:03:29,250 --> 00:03:33,292 will give you your freedom. 74 00:03:34,833 --> 00:03:37,792 You think I'm gonna trust the two of you with my freedom? 75 00:03:39,583 --> 00:03:41,042 The two people who did absolutely nothing 76 00:03:41,125 --> 00:03:44,125 while I was held hostage for ten fucking years? 77 00:03:44,208 --> 00:03:45,708 And watched 24 hours a day 78 00:03:45,792 --> 00:03:47,375 and forced to have a performative orgasm 79 00:03:47,458 --> 00:03:49,917 on camera every morning? Are you kidding me? 80 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:51,625 That's way above my pay grade. 81 00:03:51,708 --> 00:03:54,542 Hazel, we understand. 82 00:03:54,625 --> 00:03:57,042 He betrayed us too. 83 00:03:57,125 --> 00:03:59,750 He took something from me. 84 00:04:01,625 --> 00:04:03,958 He took something without your consent? 85 00:04:04,042 --> 00:04:08,208 Yeah, sorta like what you're doing to me right now. 86 00:04:08,292 --> 00:04:11,917 Did you... did you get Zelda's consent? 87 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:14,458 When you trapped her in the Hub and put a chip in her brain? 88 00:04:17,833 --> 00:04:20,625 You are just like Byron. 89 00:04:20,708 --> 00:04:23,042 All right, we're... we're wasting time here. 90 00:04:23,125 --> 00:04:24,333 I'll hold her down. You sedate her. 91 00:04:24,417 --> 00:04:25,417 Stop. 92 00:04:25,500 --> 00:04:26,750 - What? - Stop, stop, stop. 93 00:04:26,833 --> 00:04:28,083 - What the f... - No. 94 00:04:31,125 --> 00:04:32,875 You're wrong. 95 00:04:32,958 --> 00:04:35,542 I am not like Byron. 96 00:04:37,333 --> 00:04:40,000 - Go. - What? 97 00:04:40,083 --> 00:04:41,500 - What are you doing? - I can't get... 98 00:04:41,583 --> 00:04:43,250 The one chance we have at a future 99 00:04:43,333 --> 00:04:45,125 is inside her skull! 100 00:04:45,208 --> 00:04:46,917 She owes us! 101 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,208 Where are we? 102 00:04:48,292 --> 00:04:49,583 Don't talk to us. Don't look at us. 103 00:04:49,667 --> 00:04:51,000 You'll be back online any second. 104 00:04:51,083 --> 00:04:52,625 Wait, what? What? Whoa. 105 00:04:52,708 --> 00:04:54,125 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 106 00:04:54,208 --> 00:04:55,917 You're just gonna leave me here? 107 00:04:55,942 --> 00:04:58,727 - You can't do that. - Stop talking to us. Turn around. 108 00:05:02,250 --> 00:05:03,875 How am I supposed to get home? 109 00:05:07,500 --> 00:05:09,125 Assholes! 110 00:05:16,458 --> 00:05:17,708 I know donut holes 111 00:05:17,792 --> 00:05:20,583 won't make you suddenly forgive me. 112 00:05:20,667 --> 00:05:22,792 And, um, 113 00:05:22,875 --> 00:05:25,500 there's so much I wanna fix here. 114 00:05:27,875 --> 00:05:29,000 Just... 115 00:05:30,375 --> 00:05:31,458 Please? 116 00:05:31,542 --> 00:05:33,958 Will you let me try? 117 00:05:34,042 --> 00:05:35,750 Please? 118 00:05:35,833 --> 00:05:38,250 Yes. 119 00:05:38,333 --> 00:05:39,917 I'd like that. 120 00:05:41,333 --> 00:05:43,458 Pause simulation. 121 00:05:47,542 --> 00:05:48,583 Bennett, did you see that? 122 00:05:48,667 --> 00:05:50,000 Huzzah, sir! 123 00:05:50,083 --> 00:05:51,583 You wanna reset? Go again? 124 00:05:51,667 --> 00:05:53,292 Oh, here, let me get these little grains of sand 125 00:05:53,375 --> 00:05:55,167 - off your towel and... - No, leave it. 126 00:05:56,708 --> 00:05:57,833 Are you sure? 127 00:05:57,917 --> 00:05:59,167 Your biometric feedback readings 128 00:05:59,250 --> 00:06:00,583 are showing high annoyance levels. 129 00:06:00,667 --> 00:06:02,458 That's the thing. 130 00:06:03,958 --> 00:06:06,750 The world is annoying. 131 00:06:09,250 --> 00:06:11,292 That was my epiphany. 132 00:06:11,375 --> 00:06:12,417 Fiffany? I haven't seen her... 133 00:06:12,500 --> 00:06:14,417 Epiphany. 134 00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:17,250 The reason I didn't implant the chip to merge. 135 00:06:17,333 --> 00:06:19,167 This whole time, 136 00:06:19,250 --> 00:06:22,208 every second she's been showing me what she wants. 137 00:06:22,292 --> 00:06:24,417 - A divorce? - Authenticity. 138 00:06:26,042 --> 00:06:30,125 It doesn't matter if fake Hazel responds to me... she's fake. 139 00:06:30,208 --> 00:06:33,083 Just like the Hazel that's been... 140 00:06:33,167 --> 00:06:35,292 in the Hub all these years. 141 00:06:40,125 --> 00:06:42,667 Now she's real Hazel, 142 00:06:42,750 --> 00:06:44,542 in the real world. 143 00:06:46,917 --> 00:06:51,875 And I need to prepare myself to meet her out there, 144 00:06:51,958 --> 00:06:53,375 where it will make a difference. 145 00:06:53,458 --> 00:06:56,042 Run the simulation again. Skip to level ten. 146 00:06:57,458 --> 00:06:59,167 Maximize real world variables? 147 00:06:59,250 --> 00:07:01,958 Just make it feel real! 148 00:07:10,250 --> 00:07:11,542 Should we go for a swim? 149 00:07:11,625 --> 00:07:14,417 Yeah, that would be... Oh. 150 00:07:14,500 --> 00:07:16,167 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm... 151 00:07:16,257 --> 00:07:17,632 Yo, dude. Little help? 152 00:07:17,708 --> 00:07:19,708 Yeah, I'll play that... 153 00:07:19,792 --> 00:07:21,583 I'll play that sport later. 154 00:07:21,667 --> 00:07:22,917 With them. Yeah. 155 00:07:27,833 --> 00:07:31,125 Oh, look, a cute little dog! 156 00:07:32,583 --> 00:07:35,375 Oh, yeah, so cute. Okay. 157 00:07:35,458 --> 00:07:36,875 Sorry, guys. 158 00:07:36,958 --> 00:07:38,958 This little fucker loves himself a picnic basket. 159 00:07:39,042 --> 00:07:40,833 Yeah, but I... 160 00:07:40,917 --> 00:07:44,083 he's... he's, uh... eating the food. 161 00:07:44,166 --> 00:07:45,374 He's licking the food. 162 00:07:45,458 --> 00:07:48,194 Oh, my God! 163 00:07:50,042 --> 00:07:51,500 No! No! Go back! 164 00:07:51,583 --> 00:07:52,583 - So sorry, sir! - Don't stop! 165 00:07:52,667 --> 00:07:54,577 Let's go! Here we go! 166 00:08:00,792 --> 00:08:03,208 This should cover a room for you here 167 00:08:03,292 --> 00:08:04,833 for a few weeks. 168 00:08:06,708 --> 00:08:09,542 Sure, but, uh, 169 00:08:09,625 --> 00:08:11,000 what's our next move? 170 00:08:11,083 --> 00:08:13,000 There isn't one. 171 00:08:13,083 --> 00:08:15,000 If all this has shown me something, 172 00:08:15,083 --> 00:08:20,042 it's that I need to forge my own path... 173 00:08:20,125 --> 00:08:22,583 one that doesn't include Ignacio, 174 00:08:22,667 --> 00:08:24,750 or Byron. 175 00:08:24,833 --> 00:08:26,042 I'm done helping men. 176 00:08:26,125 --> 00:08:28,250 Amen, sister. 177 00:08:29,917 --> 00:08:33,917 Wait, you're not lumping me in with them, are you? 178 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:36,333 I've gotta get back to the Hub. 179 00:08:36,417 --> 00:08:37,833 I need to be there 180 00:08:37,917 --> 00:08:41,333 to make sure that Zelda's transfer is complete. 181 00:08:41,417 --> 00:08:43,917 And when she's out, 182 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:46,750 I'm giving Byron my resignation. 183 00:08:46,833 --> 00:08:49,125 After that, I'm not sure. 184 00:08:49,208 --> 00:08:51,625 But you and me, we're... 185 00:08:51,708 --> 00:08:53,542 we're a team. 186 00:08:54,375 --> 00:08:56,000 Goodbye, Herringbone. 187 00:08:56,083 --> 00:08:57,208 Take care of yourself. 188 00:08:57,292 --> 00:08:58,625 Fiff, please, you can't just 189 00:08:58,708 --> 00:08:59,750 leave me out here with nothing. 190 00:08:59,833 --> 00:09:02,833 I... I got no other options. 191 00:09:02,917 --> 00:09:05,000 - Get out of the van. - No. 192 00:09:05,083 --> 00:09:06,042 Get out of the van. 193 00:09:06,125 --> 00:09:07,833 No. You can't make me. 194 00:09:11,750 --> 00:09:12,833 Ow! 195 00:09:12,917 --> 00:09:13,917 Sorry. 196 00:09:25,167 --> 00:09:26,875 Dad, I'm home. 197 00:09:26,958 --> 00:09:28,125 Oh, my... 198 00:09:28,208 --> 00:09:30,875 I'm okay. I'm okay. 199 00:09:36,250 --> 00:09:37,708 Dad? 200 00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:45,083 Huh? 201 00:09:45,167 --> 00:09:46,583 You're... you're... 202 00:09:46,667 --> 00:09:48,292 you're just asleep? 203 00:09:48,375 --> 00:09:49,292 What? Jesus. 204 00:09:49,375 --> 00:09:50,333 Are you kidding me? 205 00:09:50,417 --> 00:09:52,792 What the hell? 206 00:09:52,875 --> 00:09:54,583 Uh, it's... it's 1:00 a.m. 207 00:09:54,667 --> 00:09:57,083 Yeah, I left you to walk home at noon. 208 00:09:57,167 --> 00:10:01,250 Did you wonder where I was? 209 00:10:01,333 --> 00:10:03,167 Yeah. 210 00:10:03,250 --> 00:10:04,625 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I wondered. 211 00:10:04,708 --> 00:10:07,292 This is just like when I was a kid. 212 00:10:07,375 --> 00:10:10,958 You have never given a fuck about me. 213 00:10:11,042 --> 00:10:12,417 It's the middle of the night, huh? 214 00:10:12,500 --> 00:10:14,000 Can we argue about this in the morning? 215 00:10:14,083 --> 00:10:15,167 Why? 216 00:10:15,250 --> 00:10:16,375 What would be the point of that? 217 00:10:16,458 --> 00:10:17,792 You're never gonna change. 218 00:10:17,875 --> 00:10:20,625 I have always been an afterthought to you. 219 00:10:22,167 --> 00:10:24,667 You were gone for ten years. 220 00:10:24,750 --> 00:10:27,583 Excuse me if... if you being late 221 00:10:27,667 --> 00:10:30,417 doesn't feel like DEFCON level one. 222 00:10:30,500 --> 00:10:33,500 You... you were done being a parent to me 223 00:10:33,583 --> 00:10:35,625 the second that Mom died. 224 00:10:35,708 --> 00:10:37,958 I mean, you just have been passed out on a couch 225 00:10:38,042 --> 00:10:40,000 or drunk at a bar my whole life. 226 00:10:40,083 --> 00:10:41,375 You completely checked out. 227 00:10:41,458 --> 00:10:43,625 I didn't ask you to come back, huh? 228 00:10:43,708 --> 00:10:46,042 You showed up at my door from the middle of nowhere, 229 00:10:46,125 --> 00:10:50,458 and suddenly, my life is supposed to revolve around you? 230 00:10:50,542 --> 00:10:51,667 I had a good thing going here. 231 00:10:51,750 --> 00:10:54,292 What, with your fuckin' doll? 232 00:10:55,917 --> 00:10:57,792 Do you know that you treat that doll 233 00:10:57,875 --> 00:11:00,625 better than you have ever treated me? 234 00:11:00,708 --> 00:11:02,833 I mean, you buy her new clothes, 235 00:11:02,917 --> 00:11:04,458 and you fold her laundry, 236 00:11:04,542 --> 00:11:06,333 and you put it away all nice. 237 00:11:06,417 --> 00:11:09,208 And you buy her groceries, and you cook her meals, 238 00:11:09,292 --> 00:11:12,917 and you ask her every day how she is feeling 239 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:14,500 even though all she is 240 00:11:14,583 --> 00:11:17,417 is a fake fucking vagina with limbs! 241 00:11:17,500 --> 00:11:19,458 Let... let go of her! Leave her alone! 242 00:11:19,542 --> 00:11:21,542 You're out of your fucking mind! 243 00:11:21,625 --> 00:11:23,750 Get away from her! 244 00:11:23,833 --> 00:11:26,458 Give me a fucking break! 245 00:11:26,542 --> 00:11:28,500 What's wrong with you? 246 00:11:34,167 --> 00:11:37,292 I didn't think I'd ever see you again. 247 00:11:37,375 --> 00:11:39,750 Why would you think that? 248 00:11:43,917 --> 00:11:46,167 Have you ever asked yourself 249 00:11:46,250 --> 00:11:49,875 why your daughter was so willing 250 00:11:49,958 --> 00:11:53,625 to run away with a sociopath forever? 251 00:11:53,708 --> 00:11:57,708 I mean, who does that? 252 00:12:01,250 --> 00:12:03,583 I'll tell you who. 253 00:12:06,625 --> 00:12:09,083 Girls with shit fathers. 254 00:12:13,750 --> 00:12:15,042 What the hell is it? 255 00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:17,333 You... you have experience with this stuff? 256 00:12:17,417 --> 00:12:19,250 And then you can just... 257 00:12:19,333 --> 00:12:20,917 you know... but you're right, you're right. 258 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,958 Jesus Christ. Hey, Dad? 259 00:12:23,042 --> 00:12:25,250 Can you and Diane move your nun fetish act 260 00:12:25,333 --> 00:12:27,375 to the kitchen please? It's 10 in the morning. 261 00:12:27,458 --> 00:12:29,875 Stop! Don't let her see me. 262 00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:30,917 Who is that? 263 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,042 Lis... listen, listen, listen. 264 00:12:32,125 --> 00:12:33,333 It's just somebody I know, 265 00:12:33,417 --> 00:12:36,000 and somebody who I think can help. 266 00:12:36,083 --> 00:12:37,542 Oh, my God. 267 00:12:37,625 --> 00:12:40,208 Are you gonna try to get me to join a convent? 268 00:12:40,292 --> 00:12:41,917 That's not the worst idea, but no. 269 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,417 No. Look. 270 00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:46,167 In order for you to go up against someone like Byron, 271 00:12:46,250 --> 00:12:49,542 you gotta go outside the system. 272 00:12:49,625 --> 00:12:51,583 She's outside the system. 273 00:12:51,667 --> 00:12:54,750 Your father has told me everything, 274 00:12:54,833 --> 00:12:58,083 which means you will never lay eyes on me. 275 00:12:58,167 --> 00:13:03,083 This way, Byron doesn't know who I am. 276 00:13:03,167 --> 00:13:04,667 You can call me Judiff. 277 00:13:06,583 --> 00:13:07,750 Sorry... Judith? 278 00:13:07,833 --> 00:13:10,583 Ju-diff. Two F's. 279 00:13:10,667 --> 00:13:11,708 Uh-huh. 280 00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:12,917 Mm-hmm. 281 00:13:15,958 --> 00:13:18,583 I have to admit, this is a... 282 00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:20,583 a surprise. 283 00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:24,292 I thought we were doing great things together. 284 00:13:24,375 --> 00:13:27,125 I'm grateful for all the opportunities 285 00:13:27,208 --> 00:13:30,750 that Gogol has given me, that you've given me, Byron, 286 00:13:30,833 --> 00:13:33,333 but I'm ready to move on to different things. 287 00:13:33,417 --> 00:13:34,792 There's nothing I could offer you 288 00:13:34,875 --> 00:13:36,208 to convince you to stay? 289 00:13:36,292 --> 00:13:37,750 You made up your mind? 290 00:13:37,833 --> 00:13:39,458 Afraid so. 291 00:13:40,792 --> 00:13:41,917 Oh. 292 00:13:43,875 --> 00:13:45,542 Yeah. 293 00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:48,042 I understand. Thank you. 294 00:13:50,125 --> 00:13:52,542 Oh, I do need to take out 295 00:13:52,625 --> 00:13:54,750 the sensor implant in your finger. 296 00:13:54,833 --> 00:13:56,167 Of course. 297 00:14:00,083 --> 00:14:02,500 You'll be missed. 298 00:14:02,583 --> 00:14:03,708 Get you a Band-Aid. 299 00:14:03,792 --> 00:14:04,708 It's fine. 300 00:14:04,792 --> 00:14:06,083 No, it's okay. 301 00:14:06,167 --> 00:14:07,250 Stay. 302 00:14:07,333 --> 00:14:08,708 I'll be right back. 303 00:14:18,192 --> 00:14:20,333 Bad news, Dr. Hodeck. 304 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:25,000 I don't seem to have any bandages in my office. 305 00:14:28,292 --> 00:14:30,167 But I'm in your office. 306 00:14:30,250 --> 00:14:32,417 I never in a million years 307 00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:34,958 thought I would have to put you in the Pasture Cube. 308 00:14:36,958 --> 00:14:39,250 It's very disappointing. 309 00:14:40,625 --> 00:14:43,042 Farewell, Fiffany. 310 00:14:43,125 --> 00:14:46,750 Oh, you fuck, Byron. 311 00:15:14,333 --> 00:15:16,833 She left me no choice. 312 00:15:19,667 --> 00:15:23,083 It is tough being the boss, Bennett. 313 00:15:23,167 --> 00:15:26,000 It's a harsh punishment, sir, but understandable. 314 00:15:26,083 --> 00:15:27,917 I'm sure a few minutes in the Pasture Cube 315 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,375 will scare Dr. Hodeck straight. 316 00:15:29,458 --> 00:15:30,583 Mm. 317 00:15:30,667 --> 00:15:32,250 When would you like me to let her out? 318 00:15:32,333 --> 00:15:33,625 Never. 319 00:15:33,650 --> 00:15:34,542 Oh? 320 00:15:34,625 --> 00:15:36,167 No more simulations. I'm ready. 321 00:15:36,250 --> 00:15:37,250 Sir? 322 00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:39,250 It's time for me to go out 323 00:15:39,333 --> 00:15:42,208 into the real world by myself. 324 00:15:42,292 --> 00:15:44,250 Pack our bags. 325 00:15:47,458 --> 00:15:48,833 Thank you. 326 00:15:48,917 --> 00:15:50,375 Mm. 327 00:15:50,458 --> 00:15:51,583 Mmm. 328 00:15:52,958 --> 00:15:55,417 You remember how I take it. 329 00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:57,125 Anyway, like I mentioned, uh, 330 00:15:57,208 --> 00:16:01,917 my daughter here, she's, uh, she's in a bit of trouble. 331 00:16:03,042 --> 00:16:03,958 Hazel. 332 00:16:04,042 --> 00:16:05,375 Mm-hmm. 333 00:16:05,458 --> 00:16:07,500 Let me tell you a little bit about me. 334 00:16:07,583 --> 00:16:08,458 Okay. 335 00:16:08,542 --> 00:16:10,042 I'm a bulldog who likes 336 00:16:10,125 --> 00:16:12,875 to sink her teeth into the ankles of corruption. 337 00:16:12,958 --> 00:16:14,250 Cool. 338 00:16:14,333 --> 00:16:16,167 You might've noticed since you been home, 339 00:16:16,250 --> 00:16:17,792 there are no churches open 340 00:16:17,875 --> 00:16:20,833 with 20 square miles of Twin Sands. 341 00:16:20,917 --> 00:16:22,792 Um, 342 00:16:22,875 --> 00:16:25,292 I didn't notice that. 343 00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:28,667 Sorry, I guess that's... that's a bummer for you, right? 344 00:16:28,750 --> 00:16:30,333 Not at all. 345 00:16:30,417 --> 00:16:32,958 I'm the one that took every last one of 'em down. 346 00:16:33,042 --> 00:16:36,375 One bishop called me a steeple slayer. 347 00:16:36,458 --> 00:16:37,583 I got a kick out of that. 348 00:16:37,667 --> 00:16:38,917 So you're a real nun, 349 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,125 or a fake nun, or... 350 00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:41,500 I became a real nun 351 00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:45,042 to infiltrate the church and expose its crimes. 352 00:16:45,125 --> 00:16:48,000 And, ah, I found a lot of 'em... 353 00:16:48,083 --> 00:16:50,875 tax evasions, cooking the books, 354 00:16:50,958 --> 00:16:53,167 unforgiveable acts by priests. 355 00:16:53,250 --> 00:16:54,500 Like sex stuff? 356 00:16:54,583 --> 00:16:56,042 Abuse. 357 00:16:56,125 --> 00:16:57,750 Not sex. 358 00:16:57,833 --> 00:16:59,375 Sex, 359 00:16:59,458 --> 00:17:02,000 when between two consenting partners, 360 00:17:02,083 --> 00:17:06,292 is the highest expression of the divine. 361 00:17:06,375 --> 00:17:07,667 Isn't that right, Herb? 362 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,833 Judiff, if I may, um, 363 00:17:10,917 --> 00:17:12,917 I don't know what your plan is here, 364 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:17,667 but my husband is Byron Gogol. 365 00:17:17,750 --> 00:17:19,083 He's not your typical... 366 00:17:19,167 --> 00:17:21,083 Gogol. 367 00:17:21,167 --> 00:17:23,042 What kind of last name is that? 368 00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:25,000 You don't know who that is? 369 00:17:25,083 --> 00:17:27,375 - I don't care who that is. - Mm. 370 00:17:27,458 --> 00:17:28,667 All I know is, 371 00:17:28,750 --> 00:17:32,500 what he did to your head was abuse. 372 00:17:32,583 --> 00:17:36,292 He robbed you of your solitude, didn't he? 373 00:17:36,375 --> 00:17:39,333 You didn't offer it; he took it 374 00:17:39,417 --> 00:17:43,208 and made himself all-seeing and knowing in your life. 375 00:17:43,292 --> 00:17:48,042 And that is a relationship reserved for God, 376 00:17:48,125 --> 00:17:49,667 and he hijacked it. 377 00:17:52,417 --> 00:17:54,750 Yeah. 378 00:17:54,833 --> 00:17:57,250 He took all my hiding places. 379 00:17:57,333 --> 00:17:58,625 It's blasphemy. 380 00:17:58,708 --> 00:18:01,667 He doesn't get to be God. 381 00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:07,333 She's nodding. Yeah. 382 00:18:07,417 --> 00:18:10,625 He's gonna ruin your life. 383 00:18:10,708 --> 00:18:12,708 He's gonna scare you off. It's what he does. 384 00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:15,083 I mean, you know, he's watching all this right now, 385 00:18:15,167 --> 00:18:17,625 and he can hear it all, and you just... 386 00:18:17,708 --> 00:18:20,917 I mean, any second, 387 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,833 the phones here are gonna start ringing. 388 00:18:22,917 --> 00:18:24,083 - Well... - Right? 389 00:18:24,167 --> 00:18:25,750 He hasn't called yet. 390 00:18:25,833 --> 00:18:27,583 Oh, maybe... maybe he has. 391 00:18:27,667 --> 00:18:30,042 I don't have great service out here. 392 00:18:30,125 --> 00:18:32,292 Don't worry about me. 393 00:18:32,375 --> 00:18:36,083 But Hazel, I need you to give me authority 394 00:18:36,167 --> 00:18:38,250 to act on your behalf. 395 00:18:38,333 --> 00:18:40,667 Because with Byron here... 396 00:18:41,750 --> 00:18:43,583 You and I have no privacy. 397 00:18:43,667 --> 00:18:45,083 Right. Yes. 398 00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:46,583 From here on out, 399 00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:50,500 you and I will never see or speak to each other again 400 00:18:50,583 --> 00:18:52,167 until it's over. 401 00:18:52,250 --> 00:18:54,625 But how am I supposed to know 402 00:18:54,708 --> 00:18:56,792 what it is you're doing for me? 403 00:18:56,875 --> 00:18:58,417 I'm just supposed to trust that you 404 00:18:58,500 --> 00:19:01,000 are handling Byron Gogol? 405 00:19:01,083 --> 00:19:02,458 Correct. 406 00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:05,458 It's not like you got other options. 407 00:19:06,875 --> 00:19:08,667 What am I supposed to do in the meantime? 408 00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:11,750 Go about your life like you normally would. 409 00:19:11,833 --> 00:19:13,917 Don't worry about your husband. 410 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:17,292 If he wants to watch your every move, 411 00:19:17,375 --> 00:19:20,083 that doesn't make him powerful. 412 00:19:20,167 --> 00:19:23,417 It makes him pathetic. 413 00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:24,917 Oh. 414 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,500 I gotta pee. 415 00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:28,792 Oh. Yeah. 416 00:19:28,875 --> 00:19:31,333 Uh, down the hall there on the right. 417 00:19:31,417 --> 00:19:33,292 - I remember. - Yeah. 418 00:19:33,375 --> 00:19:34,833 Close your eyes. 419 00:19:34,917 --> 00:19:36,917 Oh, right. 420 00:19:45,042 --> 00:19:46,500 When did you date the nun? 421 00:19:46,583 --> 00:19:48,667 Before Diane. 422 00:19:48,750 --> 00:19:50,708 Judiff was, uh, 423 00:19:50,792 --> 00:19:53,625 taking a break from the cloth. 424 00:19:53,708 --> 00:19:55,083 I like her. 425 00:19:55,167 --> 00:19:57,958 She's the first person I haven't had to explain myself to. 426 00:19:58,042 --> 00:19:59,792 Mm. 427 00:20:31,250 --> 00:20:33,292 Hi. 428 00:20:33,375 --> 00:20:37,250 I'm Judiff, a former friend of Herb's. 429 00:20:37,333 --> 00:20:39,458 Maybe he's mentioned me. 430 00:20:41,042 --> 00:20:42,167 Mm. 431 00:20:42,250 --> 00:20:46,042 Uh, well, actually, when you two met, 432 00:20:46,125 --> 00:20:48,042 Herb and I were together. 433 00:20:48,125 --> 00:20:49,958 But that's water under the bridge now 434 00:20:50,042 --> 00:20:53,583 'cause I am remarried to the Lord, yes. 435 00:20:53,667 --> 00:20:55,583 Yeah. 436 00:20:55,667 --> 00:20:58,167 No need for you to worry 'cause, you know, 437 00:20:58,250 --> 00:21:00,375 me and Herb gonna be working on a... 438 00:21:01,917 --> 00:21:03,042 What the? 439 00:21:12,958 --> 00:21:14,583 I'm in the hallway now. 440 00:21:14,667 --> 00:21:16,917 Um, close your eyes, please. 441 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,250 Yeah. Right. 442 00:21:18,333 --> 00:21:20,333 Okay, they're covered. 443 00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:27,458 Well, Hazel, I'll either never see you again, 444 00:21:27,542 --> 00:21:30,833 or we'll meet when this is all over. 445 00:21:30,917 --> 00:21:33,958 Sorry I missed Diane. 446 00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:35,500 When will she be back again? 447 00:21:35,583 --> 00:21:37,250 Uh, Tuesday. 448 00:21:37,333 --> 00:21:38,833 Tuesday? Ah, well. 449 00:21:38,917 --> 00:21:41,792 I hope it all went well with her conference in Reno. 450 00:21:41,875 --> 00:21:43,542 Yeah. 451 00:21:43,625 --> 00:21:45,542 - Thanks. - Toodles. 452 00:21:52,833 --> 00:21:53,750 What? 453 00:21:53,833 --> 00:21:55,542 Nothing. 454 00:21:55,625 --> 00:21:57,542 Actually, I have... 455 00:21:57,625 --> 00:21:59,792 I have no words. 456 00:22:02,167 --> 00:22:03,625 I'm proud of you, sir. 457 00:22:03,708 --> 00:22:06,161 You really held your own in the real world simulation. 458 00:22:06,208 --> 00:22:08,122 - Yeah? - And look at us now. 459 00:22:08,147 --> 00:22:10,792 Two guys just taking a walk in Los Angeles. 460 00:22:10,875 --> 00:22:12,333 How does it feel to be out of the Hub? 461 00:22:12,417 --> 00:22:13,958 Just fine. 462 00:22:14,042 --> 00:22:16,458 I have no doubt this is the right move, strategically. 463 00:22:16,542 --> 00:22:18,833 You know, I fell in love with her, uh, 464 00:22:18,917 --> 00:22:20,125 in the real world the first time. 465 00:22:20,208 --> 00:22:21,333 I can do it again, right? 466 00:22:21,417 --> 00:22:22,625 Absolutely, sir. 467 00:22:22,708 --> 00:22:24,458 Oh, feel the pep coming on. 468 00:22:24,542 --> 00:22:26,708 It's my first time having caffeine. 469 00:22:31,917 --> 00:22:33,792 Let's roll. 470 00:22:42,250 --> 00:22:43,583 Just checking. 471 00:22:44,917 --> 00:22:46,750 You know, you make fun of Diane, 472 00:22:46,833 --> 00:22:51,083 but you're starting to take on a lot of her traits. 473 00:22:54,708 --> 00:22:57,875 I was just thinking about Judiff. 474 00:22:59,208 --> 00:23:01,167 Mm. Well, she's odd. 475 00:23:01,250 --> 00:23:04,625 But you can trust her. 476 00:23:04,708 --> 00:23:09,042 Mm, no, I was thinking about how she said that 477 00:23:09,125 --> 00:23:10,833 I should just go about my life 478 00:23:10,917 --> 00:23:15,125 and... and do all the things that I would normally do. 479 00:23:15,208 --> 00:23:16,542 Yeah, well, 480 00:23:16,625 --> 00:23:17,833 everybody's been telling you that. 481 00:23:17,917 --> 00:23:20,375 Yeah, I... I know. I just... 482 00:23:21,792 --> 00:23:26,125 I just have no idea what that would look like. 483 00:23:28,792 --> 00:23:31,375 Well, nobody's telling you you gotta, uh, 484 00:23:31,458 --> 00:23:34,208 build a new life overnight. 485 00:23:34,292 --> 00:23:36,208 Mm-hmm. 486 00:23:36,292 --> 00:23:38,417 You start small. 487 00:23:42,042 --> 00:23:43,667 Do something that you used to do 488 00:23:43,750 --> 00:23:46,250 back when you lived here. 489 00:23:46,333 --> 00:23:49,083 Hm? What'd you use to do for fun? 490 00:23:49,167 --> 00:23:52,542 Besides be a delinquent with bangles. 491 00:23:55,167 --> 00:23:56,875 Do you really wanna know? 492 00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,542 Sure. 493 00:23:59,625 --> 00:24:01,542 Okay. 494 00:24:04,083 --> 00:24:05,667 Come on. 495 00:24:08,625 --> 00:24:11,250 When was the last time you were here? 496 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,500 Never. Right? 497 00:24:15,583 --> 00:24:17,583 Well, I mean, about that... 498 00:24:17,667 --> 00:24:19,500 Your mom's not here. 499 00:24:23,625 --> 00:24:26,458 I would've told you sooner, but, uh, 500 00:24:26,542 --> 00:24:27,875 when I said "fun," 501 00:24:27,958 --> 00:24:30,083 I didn't think we were going to a cemetery. 502 00:24:31,917 --> 00:24:34,125 Uh, where is she? 503 00:24:34,208 --> 00:24:36,792 The city, they wanted to make some space 504 00:24:36,875 --> 00:24:38,458 for some nicer graves. 505 00:24:38,542 --> 00:24:41,167 They paid to have bodies moved 506 00:24:41,250 --> 00:24:44,458 about 12 miles up State Highway 55. 507 00:24:46,708 --> 00:24:48,292 I needed the money. 508 00:24:56,500 --> 00:24:59,625 I got the address at home. Somewhere. 509 00:25:16,583 --> 00:25:19,042 I brought her favorite beer. 510 00:25:20,875 --> 00:25:23,042 That's what I, uh, 511 00:25:23,117 --> 00:25:25,508 used to do. 512 00:25:27,876 --> 00:25:29,875 It's not like, uh, 513 00:25:29,958 --> 00:25:33,375 like I didn't visit 'cause I don't care. 514 00:25:33,458 --> 00:25:35,625 I just, I don't need the... the... 515 00:25:35,708 --> 00:25:38,708 the ceremony of talking to a rock. 516 00:25:48,167 --> 00:25:49,958 I talk to her plenty. 517 00:25:51,750 --> 00:25:52,583 You do? 518 00:25:52,667 --> 00:25:55,042 Yeah. Yeah. 519 00:25:55,125 --> 00:25:57,208 I do. 520 00:25:57,292 --> 00:26:01,000 I even keep some of your mom's stuff in the house. 521 00:26:02,292 --> 00:26:04,042 Like the, uh, 522 00:26:04,125 --> 00:26:07,208 the coat rack and the yellow lamp. 523 00:26:07,292 --> 00:26:09,958 The clothes on Diane. 524 00:26:11,250 --> 00:26:13,167 That too. Mm. 525 00:26:14,917 --> 00:26:17,784 I was really lonely after she died. 526 00:26:19,292 --> 00:26:21,250 Me too. 527 00:26:26,059 --> 00:26:27,646 It was worse when you left. 528 00:26:31,348 --> 00:26:33,432 I know I wasn't there for you. 529 00:26:35,875 --> 00:26:37,750 And I know that, 530 00:26:37,833 --> 00:26:40,333 I mean, I'm not always gonna be. 531 00:26:43,625 --> 00:26:45,608 Doesn't mean I don't care. 532 00:26:58,667 --> 00:27:01,151 How do you think old Dirtdog died? 533 00:27:03,333 --> 00:27:05,625 I think he died doing what he loved. 534 00:27:05,708 --> 00:27:07,125 Getting his dick wet. 535 00:27:07,250 --> 00:27:08,500 Oh, Jesus. 536 00:27:08,583 --> 00:27:10,042 Hazel. 537 00:27:11,573 --> 00:27:12,629 Wha... 538 00:27:15,292 --> 00:27:17,000 - It says. - Ah. 539 00:27:21,042 --> 00:27:22,667 Ah, good for him. 540 00:27:23,875 --> 00:27:24,958 That's the way to go, I guess. 541 00:27:25,042 --> 00:27:27,250 Yeah. 542 00:27:35,214 --> 00:27:40,214 CREDITS