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I vote we keep them on.
They're stylish, man.

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Yours has cool doodles.

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Mine is apparently
an old person's grocery list.

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Fiber powder.
Bunion pads.

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Mrs. Tinsley's
Old Fashioned Butter Lozanges

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for Well Behaved Boys.

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No, thanks.

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Aw.

10
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Hey like, wouldn't it be fun
if I, like,

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wore this hat
for the rest of the time

12
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we were here and you, like,
called me Lorraine?

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- Why?
- I don't know.

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Why do you hate fun, Min?

15
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I don't hate fun.
I just...

16
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Oh.

17
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Who in this car hates you?

18
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Again, Kez?

19
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Lorraine.

20
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Fine.

21
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Lorraine,
what did you do this time?

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Lorraine answers to no man.

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Treats for Pig Baby!

24
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Have you brought
something tasty for Pig Baby?

25
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Uh, I'm sorry, we didn't know
we should bring food.

26
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We were just looking
for the door.

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No treats?

28
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You've upset Pig Baby.

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Oh, aww.
Shh-shh-shh-shh-shh.

30
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Oh, shoosh.
There, there.

31
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Who's a pretty baby, oh?

32
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- I am.
- That's right.

33
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And what do pretty pigs say, ah?

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Oink, oink, oink.

35
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Aww, that's our good boy.

36
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You must make Pig Baby
a treat to make it up to him.

37
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Huh?

38
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Uh, look,
Mrs. Cow Creamer,

39
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we don't want
to upset your, uh, son?

40
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But we have to be on our way.

41
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Yeah, man.

42
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We're supposed to meet up
with my roommate.

43
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Who's that you're with?

44
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Uh, just me.
Lorraine.

45
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Kiss me, I'm a chef's hat.

46
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No, thank you.

47
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Aah!

48
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Whoa there, Lorraine.

49
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Dudes,
just make the treat,

50
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and we'll look
for the door later.

51
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We can't have Pig Baby
knowing I'm here.

52
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Okay, Mrs. Cow Creamer.

53
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We'll make something.

54
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Ooh, magnifique.

55
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You'll find our kitchen
fully stocked.

56
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Though I'm sorry
there's not more butter.

57
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There was a bit of an incident.

58
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Butter!
Waaaah! My butter!

59
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Oh, there, there, plumpkins.

60
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The cookbook is up there.

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Choose wisely.

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My little angel is very hard
to impress.

63
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How are we supposed
to get up there?

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You just got to jump, man.

65
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No way, Lorraine.

66
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Ryan, you can't just... ugh!

67
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You have to think
before you do things.

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Lorraine said to jump,

69
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and now I'm up here
by the cookbook

70
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and you're down there
like a chump without a cookbook.

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Chicken liver anchovy toast?

72
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Wax beans O'Brian?

73
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Tomato frost?

74
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Ugh, it's American.

75
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Well, there's got to be a
simple brownie recipe or something.

76
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Min, please.

77
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The Creamer said
to wow Pig Baby.

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Here.

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- This one actually sounds pretty good.
- _

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It also looks
pretty complicated.

81
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We'll be fine.

82
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Go big or go home.

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If we can ever even get home.

84
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And the final touch.

85
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If I was at Dumpty's right now,

86
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I would be ashamed
to serve this.

87
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Puh-lease.
It had tons of ingredients,

88
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so like, um, you know,
confidence.

89
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Didn't puree the strawberries,

90
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over-whipped the egg whites,
and you chose chiffon

91
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even though it needs
to be chilled overnight.

92
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But we took a pretty big swing,

93
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so points for that at least?

94
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We'll do better.

95
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It's fine.
We'll find something.

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Ew. Warm banana
mayonnaise salad?

97
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Ugh, Americans, man.

98
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Great music, disgusting
post-war food.

99
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I say we try it.
He's a pig, right?

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He probably loves
gross American food.

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Why else would this be
the only cookbook?

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Aww.

103
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You forgot the lettuce,
and it's cold.

104
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Custard does not have beef floss.

105
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Zippers are not a food.

106
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You got to respect someone

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trying to innovate
in their field.

108
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No, Lorraine, I don't.

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Try again, and perhaps
try finding something simple

110
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that actually tastes good
from that disgusting cookbook,

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which was the only one left
after a tragic grease fire.

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Pig Baby doesn't like that food?

113
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Who in their right mind
enjoys post-war American food?

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- I told you.
- I know. Okay?

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I know. Whatever.
We'll do brownies.

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- Fine.
- Fine.

117
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Well, this will come
as a surprise to no one.

118
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We're out of butter.

119
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Aw, man. My butter.

120
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I hope it's okay.

121
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Kez?

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Were you the butter incident?

123
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So, like,
maybe when I was here last time,

124
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I put a bunch of butter
in the microwave,

125
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set it for five minutes, forgot,

126
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and, like,
maybe all the butter melted.

127
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- And then you what, left?
- Or what?

128
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Stay in the kitchen forever?

129
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I am not about to turn the clock
back on women's lib, man.

130
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Kez!

131
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Ugh.
It'll be fine.

132
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Follow me.

133
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I mean, at the end of the day,

134
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it's still butter, right?

135
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Aah!

136
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Wait.

137
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Okay, they're done.

138
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Shouldn't
the toothpick be clean?

139
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Nah, that would mean
they're too dry.

140
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They need to be kind of fudgy
in the middle.

141
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Because otherwise
it'd just be cake.

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Look who's suddenly
a brownie expert.

143
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It was in the recipe book.

144
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Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo,
a humble brownie expert.

145
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Well, what can I say?

146
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"Your Honor,
I am a simple man."

147
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Okay, okay.

148
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"A simple brownie man."

149
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Huh?

150
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Oh, your numbers went down.

151
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Um, cool.

152
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You learned to slow down.

153
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What?
We're here to learn lessons, right?

154
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That's the thing
that just happened.

155
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You took your time with something for once, and...
Hey.

156
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And if you're the one
who learned something,

157
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then that means...

158
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I'm the one
who made the numbers change.

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Yes.

160
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So you're the one who was meant
to be on the train, not me.

161
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Oh.
I didn't know.

162
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I wouldn't have made you
follow me if...

163
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Ah, I forgive you.

164
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It was a freak accident,

165
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and I'll do everything I can
to help you mature.

166
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Huh. Maybe the lesson
didn't stick.

167
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Maybe you need to prove
you learned it

168
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by doing it again in the future.

169
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I guess?

170
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Ready to give a treat
to a fussy baby?

171
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Sure, man.

172
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Yummers!

173
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Ooh, excellent work.

174
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I've never seen Pig Baby
so delighted by a treat.

175
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More.

176
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Mais oui.
More.

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What? No.

178
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He's happy now,
so we're gonna exit.

179
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No, no.
You will keep cooking.

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Pig Baby must be kept happy.

181
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Until Pig Baby dies,

182
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and you'll be the new Pig Baby.

183
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No way, you creepy creamer.

184
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Pig Baby ate the exit.

185
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We have to find a way in there.

186
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This car is messed, man.

187
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How are we supposed to get him
to stop chewing?

188
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Butter Kez.

189
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Kez melted all
of Pig Baby's yummy butter.

190
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Okay, Pig Baby, like,
we're all just adults here,

191
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so let's just...
Waaaahhhhh!

192
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Come now.
Oh, be a brave.

193
00:10:25,809 --> 00:10:27,809
Oh, would you like some lard?

194
00:10:27,814 --> 00:10:31,814
Does a sweet widdle baby
want some lard?

195
00:10:31,815 --> 00:10:34,805
Waaaahhhhh!

196
00:10:38,819 --> 00:10:40,799
Aw, gross, man.

197
00:10:40,802 --> 00:10:41,812
Here's hoping we don't
have to cook again

198
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to get your number down.

199
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Yeah. Right.

200
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Right, right, numbers.

201
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But like we just learned,
don't push yourself, man.

202
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Because it's not about
the desti-something.

203
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It's about the whatever.

204
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Yeah. You can't help it
if you have a lot to learn.

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