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_

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Homer, the results of your
physical are very concerning.

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- You're 80 pounds overweight.
- I wore my socks on the scale.

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And your cholesterol is sky-high.

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Go big or go home.

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Oh, and your testosterone
is just a little bit low.

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Testosterone?

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That's what fuels my
punching and yelling.

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And my undeserved confidence.

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Now I'll never be

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an NFL quarterback/international
superspy.

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Don't worry, low T is very common
amongst men your age.

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It can be treated with
a prescription drug

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called Vicodude.

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- Pill me up.
- But before I give you the drug,

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I just need you to watch this
short informational video.

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There's an ad first?

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If I had more testosterone,
I'd kill you.

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A single truck can't
possibly be best in its class

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in torque, towing and payload.

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Think again, Professor Killjoy.

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Man up with the Road Monster

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Triple-XL 550.

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The Triple-XL 550 delivers ultimate tow,

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ultimate payload

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and ultimate torque.

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- _
- The Triple-XL 550.

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It's what a man drives.

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Dr. Hibbert, you're a genius.

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That truck is exactly what I need.

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No, what you need is medication.

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Wrong again, Professor Killjoy.

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See you next year.

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Not if this chart is right.

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Ooh.

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Peonies are such interesting flowers.

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They need less water, but...

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Look what the doctor made me get.

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You know it, baby.

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The engine growls just like that.

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And don't worry,
it has maximum torque for its class

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and the highest possible
ranking from J.D. Power.

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What about his associates?

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Oh, you know they're on board.

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Look at me. I'm a payload.

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This truck is an offense to
everything I hold dear, and...

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Oh, but it comes with a family
subscription to Slapify,

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the music streaming service.

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I don't know what that is,
but I'm great for having it.

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Whoa, and check out the
picture on the back-up cam.

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It even has infrared.

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Okay, Slapify,
let's see if your algorithm

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can predict my taste.

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Good luck.

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Age: eight. Gender: female.

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How did you hear
about our service: truck.

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Oh, it already has suggestions.

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Meh. A little trendy, not for me.

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Okay, but still pretty mainstream.

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Good taste is a curse,

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but I'm sure a great song
is just a click away.

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Mm-mm. Hmm. Uh...

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"If you hate everything,
you might like this."

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Quilloughby? Never heard of him.

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"Quilloughby and his British bandmates,
the Snuffs,

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"dominated the '80s indie scene

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with their brand of literate,
sardonic..."

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Ooh, sardonic.

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"...music that focused on
Quilloughby's obsessions,

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especially his militant vegetarianism."

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* The flesh that you
cover with cheese *

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* Is proof of your moral disease *

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* It's death for no reason *

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* And death for no reason *

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* Is hamburger homicide. *

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_

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Oh! Yes.

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Quilloughby's music is so
smart and dour and jangly

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and no one has seen him in 30 years,
he's a famous recluse.

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And his commitment to animal
rights is so inspiring.

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I just had the most amazing idea.

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Lisa doesn't like it
when other people talk.

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Attention, Elementarians.

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Inspired by my new favorite musician,

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whom I'm sure you've never heard of,

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today is the first Mushroom Monday.

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So dig in to these
all-vegan mushroom tacos.

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Mushrooms? Those are chairs for toads.

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Don't you see?
The flesh that you cover with cheese

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is proof of your moral disease.

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Gah?

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Just give them a chance.

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So delicious.

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Three kinds of ground mushrooms:
portobello, shiitake...

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Don't forget the yummy
little pieces of bacon.

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Ew, ew, ew.

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You said these were vegan.

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But they are. Vegetables plus bacon.

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"Vegon." Am I wrong?

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I ate meat.

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Haw-haw! This taco had a mom.

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Mmm...

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Everyone at my school is a jerk.

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Why are they so mean? Why?

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Is the problem me?

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The problem is never you.

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It's those sour-breathed
know-nothing sheep

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who graze the blighted meadows
of your so-called school.

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Gah?

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Okay, it was probably just
a bacon hallucination.

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Quilloughby isn't actually in my room.

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I'm traumatized by eating meat.

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You must stop talking to yourself.

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People will think you've gone mad.

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You're not real the real Quilloughby.
You're imaginary.

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I've gone crazy.

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* Master of the obvious *

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* Ensconced in her dreadful red frock. *

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I don't want to be crazy.
Not this kind of crazy.

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Just get out of here.

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Hey, Lis, what you pointing at?

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Some bacon you want to eat?

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I've got a pig nose. Want to eat me?

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Oh.

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Mm-hmm.

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Bart, slowly, almost imperceptibly,

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your friends are growing tired of you.

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What... what? I'm the drumstick
of this chicken bucket.

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They're not getting tired of me.

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Of course we're not, Bart.

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Wait, what was that look?

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What look?

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You guys are not getting tired of me.

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No, no, I was just yawning

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because I stayed up late,
thinking about your pranks.

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Still so fresh.

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Quilloughby,
you completely ruined my brother

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with just one sentence.

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Thank you.

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Oh, there's nothing more
tiresome than gratitude.

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I think I'm gonna like
hallucinating you.

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Here's a gift.
Put this on your faded Army jacket.

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Oh, my God.

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You think I'm cool enough
to wear a faded Army jacket.

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Hmm. Keep in mind, I'm merely a product

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of your fractured psyche.

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Oh, shut up, don't ruin it.

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Hey, Homer, ever so slowly,

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your friends are growing tired of you.

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With this much testosterone?

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No way, baby.

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Aw. Take me for a ride in your truck.

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Trucks aren't for driving.

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They're for doing kick-ass truck stuff.

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Have you actually done any truck stuff?

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Put it on.

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But I don't want this.

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You're welcome!

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_

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For an imaginary friend,
you were really keen

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to get out of the house.

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Ugh, that small woman was such a bore.

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Oh. Maggie's a baby,
and she was sleeping.

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Even she knows it.

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This place reminds me
of my own hometown.

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It's dismal and nothing
good will ever come from it.

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Well, almost nothing.

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Get out your tickers and tape,

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here comes the prat parade.

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Facial hair is not a
substitute for personality.

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Two times zero is still zero.

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Bit early for the apricot brandy,

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is it not, Vicar?

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Quilloughby,
is there anyone you do like?

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Yeah, well,
let me tell you something, Lisa.

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* Every day I try to smile *

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* But can't help but frown *

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* Every day I draw my bath *

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* And pray I will drown *

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* I step out my door and
I take a deep breath *

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* Turn back inside and
pray for my death *

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* 'Cause everyone is horrid *

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* Except me and possibly you *

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* Possibly me *

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* Oh, everyone is horrid *

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* And my dear, I fear you are, too *

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* Oh. *

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_

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Lisa Simpson.

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Those measures were
supposed to be pianissimo,

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but instead they were
sforzando and scherzando.

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Well, would you care to
share your private tee-hees

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with the class?

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I was just thinking,
every day you wave that wand,

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and yet nothing magical ever happens.

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You're a smart-mouthed
little sass pants.

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And you're a sad little man
whose best days never happened.

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I'm not sad, I'm happy.

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And 5'8"
is a very nice height for a fella.

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Very nice.

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Lisa, I enjoyed that.

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And I enjoy nothing.

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Mr. and Mrs. Simpson,
I called you in here

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because Lisa's behavior
has become wry, sardonic, and yes,

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poetically world-weary.

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I know what's going on.

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Lisa's become infatuated

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with this snobby, judgy, British crooner

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- from the '80s.
- Hmm.

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Hmm...

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Oh...

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You're right to worry.

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With the popularity of the
Slapify streaming service,

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I'm seeing more children becoming lost

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in the music of the past.

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* Oh, here she comes *

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* Watch out, boy, she'll chew you up *

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* Oh, here she comes *

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* She's a man-eater! *

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Well, we take this very seriously.

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My husband and I are going to have

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a heart-to-heart with
our daughter tonight.

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Isn't that right, Homer?

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Oh.

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You don't tow me! I tow you!

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Stop resisting!

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Surrender to my mighty torque!

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Never!

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What has gotten into you?

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You used to be such a happy little girl.

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When?

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Okay, but never like this...

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with the sour attitude,

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and the black booties.

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You've become a crab... no, a pill!

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Lisa, darling, please silence the din.

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That's it!

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I'm cancelling your music subscription.

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Jiggly... and bloop.

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Shocking.

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00:12:35,379 --> 00:12:37,287
How can Mom take away the only place

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I can hear your music?

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Maybe not the only place.

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Apparently, this is happening.

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Hmm.

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Oh, my God.

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I can see you. I mean, the real you.

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Well, you're in for a treat, my dear.

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My live shows are, quote,

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"like a three-hour dance
party in a freshly-dug grave."

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David Fricke,
Rolling Stone magazine, 1987.

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Oh, but Marge will never let me go.

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And even if she would,
I don't have enough money.

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00:13:05,075 --> 00:13:07,909
Those tickets cost,
like, five Lego sets.

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00:13:08,062 --> 00:13:09,578
Look in your pocket, Lisa.

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My dad's credit card.

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Did you steal this? Did I?

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A little of both. It's complicated.

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Sometimes I identify as imaginary,

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but sometimes I can do this.

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Ow, the zipper!

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00:13:28,916 --> 00:13:30,673
Ow! Oh!

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What? I'm a little stressed out.

264
00:13:36,514 --> 00:13:38,782
Making sandwiches calms my nerves.

265
00:13:40,536 --> 00:13:42,619
Ooh, sandwiches!

266
00:13:44,522 --> 00:13:47,265
Lisa is sullen, dressing weird,

267
00:13:47,284 --> 00:13:49,859
obsessed with English music...

268
00:13:50,751 --> 00:13:53,029
Our eight-year-old
has turned into a teenager.

269
00:13:53,048 --> 00:13:56,791
Well, from now on, I'm going to
pay very close attention to her.

270
00:13:56,944 --> 00:14:01,129
Marge, little girls are a lot
like all-wheel anti-lock brakes:

271
00:14:01,281 --> 00:14:03,390
when road conditions
are unpredictable...

272
00:14:03,617 --> 00:14:07,152
We're talking about your daughter,
not a vehicle.

273
00:14:07,187 --> 00:14:10,580
Well, both do have maximum
torque for their class.

274
00:14:10,582 --> 00:14:13,083
Will you shut up about the damn truck?

275
00:14:13,805 --> 00:14:15,218
But the truck is who I am.

276
00:14:15,237 --> 00:14:18,463
It's a perfect fit for my manly,
off-road lifestyle.

277
00:14:18,482 --> 00:14:19,798
Oh, really?

278
00:14:19,816 --> 00:14:21,224
You hate the outdoors.

279
00:14:21,318 --> 00:14:22,634
You've never been camping.

280
00:14:22,769 --> 00:14:24,411
You've never hauled or towed anything,

281
00:14:24,638 --> 00:14:27,247
or shown any interest
in hauling or towing.

282
00:14:27,474 --> 00:14:30,325
And please, tell me the meaning
of the word "torque."

283
00:14:30,477 --> 00:14:34,329
The smoke hole where the
truck's farts come out?

284
00:14:34,481 --> 00:14:36,314
Torque is the tendency of a force

285
00:14:36,408 --> 00:14:39,334
to rotate the body to which
it is applied. Like this!

286
00:14:40,226 --> 00:14:41,319
Homer J. Simpson,

287
00:14:41,338 --> 00:14:43,746
you are not a truck guy!

288
00:14:47,661 --> 00:14:50,345
Now, I'm going to deal
with an actual problem:

289
00:14:50,439 --> 00:14:53,649
our daughter's pre-pre-teen rebellion.

290
00:14:56,168 --> 00:14:57,260
Lisa's gone!

291
00:14:58,614 --> 00:15:02,674
I'm going to my first music
festival with my best friend!

292
00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:05,285
Uh, best imaginary friend.

293
00:15:05,512 --> 00:15:07,621
Right. I guess I didn't need to buy

294
00:15:07,848 --> 00:15:09,623
two VIP passes, then.

295
00:15:09,850 --> 00:15:10,958
Sorry, Dad!

296
00:15:13,187 --> 00:15:15,687
Oh, the pain of laughter...

297
00:15:22,287 --> 00:15:23,878
Our daughter is by herself

298
00:15:24,031 --> 00:15:25,530
at an outdoor music whoop-de-doo!

299
00:15:25,623 --> 00:15:28,624
And she's using my stolen credit card.

300
00:15:29,033 --> 00:15:30,035
What?

301
00:15:30,099 --> 00:15:31,102
Huh?

302
00:15:31,242 --> 00:15:33,105
Hey... No...

303
00:15:34,541 --> 00:15:37,392
Ugh, this combines my two
least favorite things...

304
00:15:37,486 --> 00:15:40,470
other people's music, and other people.

305
00:15:40,505 --> 00:15:42,731
Yeah, but we're going to
see the real you perform.

306
00:15:42,883 --> 00:15:44,232
Ooh, do you think you'll play

307
00:15:44,384 --> 00:15:46,384
"Labour Action at the Biscuit Factory"

308
00:15:46,403 --> 00:15:48,220
or "Simon Has a Birthmark"?

309
00:15:48,238 --> 00:15:49,997
How dreadfully predictable...

310
00:15:50,148 --> 00:15:51,999
but the nippers must suckle.

311
00:15:53,894 --> 00:15:55,318
Oh, these bands are all rubbish,

312
00:15:55,412 --> 00:15:57,746
and this sun is too... sunny.

313
00:15:57,840 --> 00:16:00,323
Quilloughby, this festival is our dream.

314
00:16:00,342 --> 00:16:03,343
Stop being such a, such a...

315
00:16:03,570 --> 00:16:04,903
Such a pill?

316
00:16:04,921 --> 00:16:06,421
Oh. Sorry, Marge.

317
00:16:06,515 --> 00:16:09,016
Hey, I'm just trying to have a fun day.

318
00:16:09,243 --> 00:16:11,018
Oh, a "fun day."

319
00:16:11,245 --> 00:16:13,687
Why don't we all just have fizzy drinks

320
00:16:13,914 --> 00:16:15,689
and rainbow lollipops?

321
00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:18,083
Oh, la-di-da-di-da.

322
00:16:18,176 --> 00:16:19,584
Happy, happy, happy.

323
00:16:19,603 --> 00:16:23,155
Vacuous animals waiting
for the slaughter.

324
00:16:27,018 --> 00:16:28,351
Well, it's a good thing
Dad got this truck.

325
00:16:28,445 --> 00:16:29,944
- Oh, my God.
- You see, Marge?

326
00:16:30,039 --> 00:16:31,354
- I never want to hear another word...
- Bart gets it.

327
00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:32,449
- ...about this truck.
- The truck is awesome.

328
00:16:32,599 --> 00:16:34,115
- It makes me so mad!
- You don't get it

329
00:16:34,268 --> 00:16:35,691
- and you never will!
- Truck this, truck that.

330
00:16:35,786 --> 00:16:37,711
- Truck, truck, truck, truck...
- I wish I was married to Bart!

331
00:16:37,862 --> 00:16:39,621
_

332
00:16:39,773 --> 00:16:41,623
Ugh! You never stop whining!

333
00:16:41,717 --> 00:16:43,291
The term is "whinging."

334
00:16:43,385 --> 00:16:45,635
Conspicuous eye roll.

335
00:16:46,113 --> 00:16:48,129
I used to think you just hated bad art

336
00:16:48,282 --> 00:16:49,389
and cruelty to animals

337
00:16:49,616 --> 00:16:51,616
and people who wear baseball hats,

338
00:16:51,635 --> 00:16:54,969
but it turns out you hate everything!

339
00:16:55,122 --> 00:16:58,214
But, Lisa, I thought that was our bond.

340
00:16:58,308 --> 00:17:00,374
Coming now to the main stage...

341
00:17:00,529 --> 00:17:01,568
performing for the first time

342
00:17:01,719 --> 00:17:03,219
in over 30 years...

343
00:17:03,238 --> 00:17:05,221
Quilloughby and the Snuffs.

344
00:17:06,072 --> 00:17:07,966
This is it... the real you!

345
00:17:11,914 --> 00:17:13,229
Oh, dear God, no!

346
00:17:13,323 --> 00:17:15,490
I look like bloody Churchill!

347
00:17:18,145 --> 00:17:21,980
Shut your gobs, you wankers!

348
00:17:23,258 --> 00:17:26,167
Woo-hoo! Wankers!

349
00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:29,170
Can't you see this show
is just a cash grab?

350
00:17:29,264 --> 00:17:30,989
I'm only here because I lost my fortune

351
00:17:31,082 --> 00:17:33,818
suing people for saying things about me

352
00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:35,435
that were completely true.

353
00:17:38,365 --> 00:17:39,731
Is this what I turned into?

354
00:17:39,827 --> 00:17:41,632
I'm greedy, I'm hateful,

355
00:17:41,785 --> 00:17:44,710
and my face looks like
a syphilitic moon.

356
00:17:44,804 --> 00:17:46,883
Well, it's not your fault you got old.

357
00:17:46,917 --> 00:17:47,937
Sting is old.

358
00:17:47,948 --> 00:17:51,067
Old Sting's bloody gorgeous,
and he knows it.

359
00:17:53,980 --> 00:17:55,220
Oh, boo-hoo!

360
00:17:55,315 --> 00:17:59,483
You can jeer while I enjoy
this pastrami on rye.

361
00:18:01,304 --> 00:18:02,579
But you're vegan!

362
00:18:02,730 --> 00:18:04,063
I was,

363
00:18:04,157 --> 00:18:06,974
until I found out veganism
was invented by foreigners,

364
00:18:07,068 --> 00:18:09,919
of whom there are far
too many on this planet!

365
00:18:11,481 --> 00:18:13,906
That's right, I hate the foreign!

366
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,818
Coming to this country
and taking our jobs!

367
00:18:16,836 --> 00:18:19,244
Sleeping with our men!

368
00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:20,746
But you're a foreigner!

369
00:18:20,798 --> 00:18:24,008
And you took the job of sad,
washed-up rock star.

370
00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:27,437
No! You turned your back on veganism.

371
00:18:27,664 --> 00:18:30,431
And you're also a huge racist.

372
00:18:31,759 --> 00:18:35,169
* Because everything
is horrid except meat *

373
00:18:35,262 --> 00:18:38,097
* So slag off to you! *

374
00:18:40,860 --> 00:18:43,678
Lisa, dear, don't let him happen to you.

375
00:18:43,696 --> 00:18:45,788
Try not to sneer at everything.

376
00:18:45,940 --> 00:18:48,199
And listen to others, at least a bit.

377
00:18:48,351 --> 00:18:50,034
Perhaps one out of five times,

378
00:18:50,128 --> 00:18:52,203
but I can't tell you which times.

379
00:18:52,355 --> 00:18:53,855
Thanks, Quilloughby.

380
00:18:53,873 --> 00:18:55,523
You're the best imaginary friend

381
00:18:55,541 --> 00:18:58,209
a complicated eight-year-old
could ever ask for.

382
00:18:59,512 --> 00:19:01,954
But I think we both know
it's time for you to go.

383
00:19:03,216 --> 00:19:05,475
I'm going to miss you,

384
00:19:05,702 --> 00:19:07,727
you bloody wanker.

385
00:19:13,393 --> 00:19:14,800
Okay, okay, okay,

386
00:19:14,894 --> 00:19:17,302
I'm going to play a few
songs off my new album.

387
00:19:17,397 --> 00:19:21,157
It's entitled Refugees? Again?

388
00:19:32,486 --> 00:19:34,896
Stupid millennial traffic.

389
00:19:36,566 --> 00:19:38,174
a full-scale riot has broken out

390
00:19:38,401 --> 00:19:39,676
at the Bummershoot Festival.

391
00:19:40,834 --> 00:19:42,086
But Lisa's in there!

392
00:19:42,180 --> 00:19:43,680
Who will save her?

393
00:19:43,831 --> 00:19:47,475
Did someone call for a truck guy?

394
00:20:00,181 --> 00:20:02,198
Misplaced anger!

395
00:20:02,425 --> 00:20:04,275
Misplaced anger!

396
00:20:04,427 --> 00:20:06,577
Somebody save me!

397
00:20:16,864 --> 00:20:18,715
Torque, don't fail me now.

398
00:20:18,866 --> 00:20:21,050
Truck, truck, hooray!

399
00:20:21,202 --> 00:20:23,444
Truck, truck, hooray...

400
00:20:24,872 --> 00:20:27,615
Homer. Homer. Homer, wake up.

401
00:20:27,633 --> 00:20:29,541
He fell asleep while driving?

402
00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:32,970
No, we got stuck in traffic
and ran out of gas,

403
00:20:33,064 --> 00:20:34,472
so Dad ate a garbage bag

404
00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:36,733
full of Mom's PB&Js and passed out.

405
00:20:36,884 --> 00:20:38,735
Thanks for walking over and getting me.

406
00:20:38,962 --> 00:20:41,571
Me and Trucky saved the day.

407
00:20:41,722 --> 00:20:43,740
Sure you did, Homer.

408
00:20:45,076 --> 00:20:47,577
Testosterone...

409
00:20:49,396 --> 00:20:51,396
I don't know what came over me, Mom.

410
00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:53,082
I was sullen, moody,

411
00:20:53,159 --> 00:20:55,400
thought everybody except
me was an idiot...

412
00:20:55,828 --> 00:20:58,570
Wait, is that
what being a teenager is like?

413
00:20:58,664 --> 00:21:00,423
Well, sometimes, sweetie.

414
00:21:00,650 --> 00:21:02,817
Were you ever like that?

415
00:21:02,835 --> 00:21:07,096
Blue mascara is who I am, Mom!

416
00:21:07,323 --> 00:21:11,267
You're just jealous because
you can't pull off hot pants.

417
00:21:11,418 --> 00:21:13,102
For your information, I was going

418
00:21:13,329 --> 00:21:14,495
to break up with Homer.

419
00:21:14,514 --> 00:21:16,773
But if you hate him, he must be great.

420
00:21:17,519 --> 00:21:20,109
Honey, whatever phases you go through,

421
00:21:20,261 --> 00:21:22,336
I'll always be waiting for you

422
00:21:22,355 --> 00:21:24,781
on the other side of the slammed door.

423
00:21:24,932 --> 00:21:26,340
- Mm.
- Mm.

424
00:22:56,763 --> 00:22:58,633
_

425
00:23:00,264 --> 00:23:01,410
Shh.

426
00:23:04,344 --> 00:23:07,208
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