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You know what I miss? Phone booths.

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Oh. Sing it, sister.

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When I was homeless, if
you scored a phone booth,

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you were living the
life.

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A door, a light, a shelf.

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It was the original tiny house.

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Okay, not that funny.
What's up with you?

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Oh, sorry. I just came back
from a hip-hop dance class.

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I've got endorphins
coming out my eyeballs.

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Ooh, where are you taking it?

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At that place called Hippity-Hoppity
Dance Till You Droppity.

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I want to take class
there just for the name.

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Funny, that name makes me
want to cut my own feet off

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and never dance again.

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I'm going back tomorrow.
Why don't you come with me?

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A-five, six, seven, yes!

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It's okay to contain some
of your excitement.

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I am!

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Oh, look, there's Tammy.

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And she seems to be
driving a Home Depot.

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Mixed emotions... embarrassed by Tammy,

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proud you know what a Home Depot is.

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Oh. When I was drinking,

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I used to go to lots
of places by mistake.

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It's the only reason I
have a Costco membership.

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Hey, guys, I'm having
little trouble parking.

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Can't imagine why.

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See, now, if we had a phone booth,

29
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we could jump inside and
pretend we don't know her.

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What ya got going on there?

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Oh, I need to hold on to the
lumber when I make a turn,

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and I got a splinter.

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I'm gonna start wearing
gloves when I drive.

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That's your solution?

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Yeah, mittens would make it
too hard to change the radio.

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Or perhaps the time has
come to buy a truck.

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Oh, she can't afford a truck.

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Whoa. Bonnie just said what
the voice in my head said

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at the exact same time.

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That means my voice is in your head.

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That's a good thing. That saves lives.

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I bet you can afford
it. You're very cheap...

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I-I mean frugal.

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I'm not sure I'm ready.

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I miss my red socks.

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Are you okay?

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Is she having a stroke?
Do you smell toast?

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Wait, I smell toast.
Am I having a stroke?

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No, we're in a diner. Carry on.

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She steals my red socks

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and puts them on the ends of 2x4s.

52
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So people can see them
sticking out of the car.

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If you don't say the whole
thing, I just sound crazy.

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You know, well, I
think you should go for it.

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Your business is doing so well.

56
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Yeah, but I don't want to
be that cliché of a girl

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who makes a little money and
then blows it all on a truck.

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Tale as old as time.

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No harm ever came from waiting.

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Oh, I disagree.

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I waited two years for Andy
to be ready to get married,

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and then he dumped me.

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Sure, I'm back out there dating again,

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but Andy was a big ole waste
of my dwindling ovary time.

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Get the damn truck
before your dreams die.

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Sounds like you're still
holding on to some anger there.

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Why do you think I'm going
to dance class every day?

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I'm working it out to Dua Lipa.

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I don't know what that
is, but I can't wait.

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Uh, Tam, some guy's
walking down the street

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with two pieces of wood wearing socks.

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- Uh, were they red?
- Mm.

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Oh, that cannot be a coincidence.

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- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -
-- for www.addic7ed.com --

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Oh, I'm in love!

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The club cab and the half-ton bed,

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and it's the perfect color.

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Or is red slutty?

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On skirts, boots and bras, yes.

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On trucks, not so much.

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Waiting for him
to come back with an answer

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is worse than waiting
for the jury at my trial.

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I just want to buy it
and hit a drive-through

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as a first-time truck owner!

85
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I love your enthusiasm.
Now shove it down.

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Shoving.

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Talked to my sales manager.

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The price I quoted you is
as low as he'll let me go.

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- Okey doke, where do I sign?
- Uh, hold on a minute there, champ.

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Vincent, is it? Yeah.

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I checked Blue Book, and if
you want to ask 20% over market,

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that's fine. You deserve a living.

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But right now you're at 30%.

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So bring it down 2K or we walk.

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I would love to, but my hands are tied.

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His hands are tied, Bon.

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I'm not hearing what
I want to hear, Vinny.

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And the Dodge dealership down the street

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has one of those blow-up guys.

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- Come on. It's time to go.
- Oh.

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Ugh, now this is exactly like my trial.

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All right, the best I can
do without getting fired

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is to come down $1,500.

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I don't know. The red
is a little slutty.

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$1,800.Throw in floor
mats and we got a deal.

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- Deal.
- Oh.

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That was a roller coaster!

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All right, let's talk financing.

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This kid is just a handyman,

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so she's gonna need some easy terms.

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No, no more negotiating.
My heart can't take it.

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This is why I don't watch Shark Tank.

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All right, I got all
the money right here.

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- I'm so excited!
- I'm so excited for you!

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How the does Tammy
have that much money?

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Here we go. Five, six, seven, eight!

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? Tell me, baby ?

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? Do you like the way I move? ?

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? Come on, get your dance on ?

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? We can have as much fun ?

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? As you can possibly have ?

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? With your pants on ?

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? We can have as much fun ?

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- Let's go!
- ? As you can possibly have ?

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? With your pants on. ?

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?

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- What are you doing?
- Folding our laundry.

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I thought I'd help by
getting a load from the dryer.

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Huh, that's very sweet.
And I hesitate to say this

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'cause I'd like it to happen again,

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but these are not our clothes.

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Then how did my undershirts get in here?

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Yes, Adam, you're the
only man in the world

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who wears medium, white
Fruit of the Loom T-shirts.

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Tammy get the truck?

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She did, she did.

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- Great. Can't wait to see it.
- Paid for the whole thing in cash.

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- Smart move.
- You're missing the point.

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Our friend who just spent seven
years in prison for robbery

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paid for a truck entirely in cash.

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Aren't you wondering where she got it?

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- No.
- Yeah.

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You also didn't wonder why
this was in our laundry,

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so you're not a reliable wonderer.

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I can't believe you're suggesting

146
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that Tammy stole the money.

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Either she's a criminal or
she's doing better than I am.

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I'm more comfortable with the first one.

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Well, I got bad news
for you. She didn't steal it.

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She's been working hard.

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She does an eight-hour
day as a handyman,

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then works a full shift at the bar.

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She's earned it.

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Oh.

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Are you disappointed?

156
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Of course not. She's my friend.

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I'm happy she's doing well.

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Well, not happy, but I'm
working very hard to tolerate it.

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- So you're jealous.
- I am not!

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Old Bonnie got jealous.

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New Bonnie is adjusting to the fact

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that her friend who
just got out of prison

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is making more money than
either Bonnie could ever make.

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- Well, I'm glad you're not jealous.
- Me, too.

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New Bonnie is gonna return this laundry,

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including this very cute blouse

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that Old Bonnie would've kept

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'cause the color makes her eyes pop.

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Bad, Old Bonnie. Bad.

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Hmm. This ride is surprisingly smooth

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for a vehicle made in this country.

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Ooh, I'm about to make
a turn. Listen to this.

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Isn't that click awesome?

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It's got a strong beat. You
could almost dance to it.

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Oh, I bet you could, bless your heart.

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Tammy, when you think
of how far you've come

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in such a short time, it's a miracle.

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I mean, sure, I've seen
people come into the program

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and turn their lives around,
but not with the speed you have.

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Ooh.

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My tushy is toasty.

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Seat warmers. I turned 'em
on while you were praising me.

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From jail to seat warmers.

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Now, there's the speech you give
at local high schools.

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Maybe I should get a truck.

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- Why do you need a truck?
- This is America.

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You don't have to need
things to buy them.

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- What would you use it for?
- Well, truck detectives,

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I am a building manager.

190
00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:05,917
I have oversized things in my
life that need to be hauled.

191
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If I wanted a truck, I could get one.

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Not in all cash. Adam would have to help

193
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and we'd have to cancel Hulu
and stop buying name-brand soup.

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Can we please just change the subject?

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Sure thing. Hey, check
out my new sound system.

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If I turn the bass all the way up,

197
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it feels like you're
getting a foot massage.

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?

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Put on a hip-hop station,

200
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you'll see a whole new side of Wendy.

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This just in...

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I am jealous of Tammy.

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Super-duper jealous.

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No. Really?

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Good news is, Old Bonnie would've
"accidentally" dumped coffee

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all over Tammy's warm, buttery seats.

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But New Bonnie bit her tongue
so hard it bled a little.

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Huh? Give it up.

209
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For what,

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acting like a human?

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Yeah. Come on. Gimme.

212
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You don't get a parade for
just being a decent person.

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Then what's the point of
being a decent person?!

214
00:09:07,296 --> 00:09:09,244
Where's Tammy? She's
supposed to be helping.

215
00:09:09,287 --> 00:09:11,159
She got a phone call about a job.

216
00:09:11,202 --> 00:09:13,291
A job? What job? She got another job?

217
00:09:13,620 --> 00:09:15,946
Yeah. Her first full kitchen.

218
00:09:16,182 --> 00:09:19,080
Cabinets, cupboards,
floors, appliances...

219
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Yeah, I know what a kitchen is.

220
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Marjorie, quick and dirty:
where's my cash and prizes?

221
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- What?
- I've been sober longer,

222
00:09:26,653 --> 00:09:29,046
but Tammy's having all
the success. What gives?

223
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Well, first of all, staying
sober doesn't guarantee

224
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money and success.

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Hang that on the door.

226
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It'll be a lot easier
to find a seat in here.

227
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You could look at it this way:

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your cash and prizes are
being in a healthy marriage

229
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and repairing your
relationship with your daughter.

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Ugh, I'd rather have
actual cash and prizes.

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Would you?

232
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I would.

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Being around Tammy makes
me feel like a loser,

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which makes me feel like a bad friend,

235
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which makes me feel like
I haven't changed at all,

236
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which makes me feel like a loser.

237
00:10:00,772 --> 00:10:03,254
It's a vicious cycle
that could easily end

238
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if Tammy would just stop doing well.

239
00:10:05,729 --> 00:10:06,954
We get into trouble

240
00:10:06,997 --> 00:10:09,347
when we compare ourselves
with other people.

241
00:10:09,391 --> 00:10:11,001
"Compare and despair."

242
00:10:11,045 --> 00:10:13,362
Ooh, it rhymed. It must be true.

243
00:10:13,987 --> 00:10:16,485
Why don't you just keep acting

244
00:10:16,528 --> 00:10:18,879
like you're happy for
her, and eventually,

245
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your feelings may catch up.

246
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Doesn't rhyme, not doing it.

247
00:10:24,722 --> 00:10:26,582
Hey. I can't wait for dance class.

248
00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,991
I bought a hat so I can do this.

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00:10:29,585 --> 00:10:33,110
Oh. I didn't think
you'd want to go back.

250
00:10:33,154 --> 00:10:34,808
Why? 'Cause I suck at it?

251
00:10:34,851 --> 00:10:37,013
Well, I wasn't gonna
say it like that, but...

252
00:10:37,038 --> 00:10:38,768
those are the words.

253
00:10:38,812 --> 00:10:40,596
That doesn't matter. It was fun.

254
00:10:40,995 --> 00:10:43,120
Well, how can it be fun
if you're not good at it?

255
00:10:43,164 --> 00:10:44,536
It's almost more fun.

256
00:10:44,561 --> 00:10:46,428
Like when a movie's so bad, it's good.

257
00:10:46,471 --> 00:10:49,257
I had Snakes on a Plane
level fun in that class.

258
00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:50,562
Oh, that is not how I roll.

259
00:10:50,776 --> 00:10:52,454
If I'm not great at something, I'm out.

260
00:10:52,479 --> 00:10:54,907
One time I took a ceramics
class, had a little trouble

261
00:10:54,958 --> 00:10:57,827
in the first few minutes, and
faked appendicitis and left.

262
00:10:58,222 --> 00:11:00,921
- That's so sad.
- I was faking.

263
00:11:02,096 --> 00:11:05,179
I just mean you miss out
on a lot of life that way.

264
00:11:07,218 --> 00:11:09,059
Mm. If that was supposed
to be a pep talk,

265
00:11:09,103 --> 00:11:11,279
that's something else she sucks at.

266
00:11:12,538 --> 00:11:14,195
I got it. I got the job.

267
00:11:14,238 --> 00:11:17,062
- That's wonderful, honey.
- Yay!

268
00:11:17,087 --> 00:11:19,932
- There's a problem, though.
- Finally.

269
00:11:19,983 --> 00:11:22,116
It starts Monday, so I
have to finish the job

270
00:11:22,159 --> 00:11:23,508
I'm on in the next two days.

271
00:11:23,552 --> 00:11:24,988
Who knows when I'll sleep again?

272
00:11:25,032 --> 00:11:27,494
Say what you will about
cocaine... it was helpful.

273
00:11:28,318 --> 00:11:31,560
Well, sleep deprivation
and power tools don't sound

274
00:11:31,603 --> 00:11:32,909
like a good combo.

275
00:11:33,267 --> 00:11:34,824
Maybe there's somebody
who could help you.

276
00:11:34,868 --> 00:11:38,468
- Ow! I-I sure would like to help you.
- Really?

277
00:11:38,779 --> 00:11:40,569
Why would I say
it if I didn't mean it?

278
00:11:40,612 --> 00:11:43,572
- Awesome. I'll pick you up at 6:00 a.m.
- Keeps getting better!

279
00:11:43,615 --> 00:11:45,593
And you only have to call
me "boss" if you want to.

280
00:11:45,617 --> 00:11:46,670
Ah.

281
00:11:46,923 --> 00:11:49,639
I hope you never get any
of your red socks back.

282
00:11:55,189 --> 00:11:57,137
This is gonna be some pantry.

283
00:11:57,162 --> 00:11:58,848
I hope one day I make enough money

284
00:11:58,892 --> 00:12:00,763
that my cereal can have its own bedroom.

285
00:12:01,455 --> 00:12:02,983
I'm worried we're running behind.

286
00:12:03,026 --> 00:12:04,985
Did you finish that
shelf for the microwave?

287
00:12:05,028 --> 00:12:07,204
I'm working as fast as I can, boss.

288
00:12:07,248 --> 00:12:08,684
Sorry. I'm stressed. It's just that

289
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,979
I'm losing money on this
gig. I totally underbid it.

290
00:12:11,004 --> 00:12:12,581
Why would you do that?

291
00:12:12,606 --> 00:12:15,058
Well, my thought was, if
I do jobs on the cheap,

292
00:12:15,082 --> 00:12:17,060
and people like my work, they'll
recommend me to other people,

293
00:12:17,084 --> 00:12:18,206
and I'll get more jobs.

294
00:12:18,607 --> 00:12:19,913
Where you'll lose more money.

295
00:12:19,956 --> 00:12:22,306
That does seem to be
the way it's going, yes.

296
00:12:22,472 --> 00:12:24,354
Well, go tell the client
it's gonna cost more money.

297
00:12:24,379 --> 00:12:25,737
I don't want to be that guy.

298
00:12:25,762 --> 00:12:28,771
Really? 'Cause I love being that guy.

299
00:12:28,796 --> 00:12:29,966
I'll tell you what.

300
00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:32,012
You finish this, I'll
go talk to the client.

301
00:12:32,671 --> 00:12:35,600
- Okay, but please be nice.
- Ugh. I'm always nice.

302
00:12:35,625 --> 00:12:38,497
No, you're not, which is why
I'm saying, "Please be nice."

303
00:12:43,918 --> 00:12:45,398
Look... it's a bowl!

304
00:12:45,753 --> 00:12:48,722
Now it's a plate.

305
00:12:49,198 --> 00:12:51,638
I don't know how I let you
talk me into doing this again.

306
00:12:51,663 --> 00:12:53,913
I suck at it, and I'm getting all dirty.

307
00:12:54,423 --> 00:12:56,515
Can you get appendicitis twice?

308
00:12:57,298 --> 00:13:00,127
You know, this class is an hour,
whether you have fun or not.

309
00:13:00,170 --> 00:13:02,738
And I'm just saying, this
is a lot of muss and fuss

310
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:05,018
for something I can
buy at Crate & Barrel.

311
00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:07,308
Jill, get over yourself.

312
00:13:07,351 --> 00:13:09,353
- You're not gonna be perfect at it.
- Ugh.

313
00:13:09,397 --> 00:13:11,643
Just enjoy the damn process.

314
00:13:11,921 --> 00:13:14,794
Fine, but mostly 'cause you're my ride.

315
00:13:20,756 --> 00:13:21,931
Oh, shut up.

316
00:13:21,975 --> 00:13:25,369
Here. Now give me a "whoo."

317
00:13:25,413 --> 00:13:27,491
Don't push it.

318
00:13:30,925 --> 00:13:32,855
Can I say "thank you" one more time?

319
00:13:32,899 --> 00:13:35,397
Thank you. Thank you,
thank you, thank you.

320
00:13:35,422 --> 00:13:36,554
Sorry, that was four.

321
00:13:36,579 --> 00:13:37,928
I'm just so excited.

322
00:13:37,953 --> 00:13:39,601
Because of you, I'm gonna actually

323
00:13:39,644 --> 00:13:41,579
make a profit on this job,
and I've got a new truck,

324
00:13:41,603 --> 00:13:43,431
and another big job lined up after this.

325
00:13:43,474 --> 00:13:45,765
Everything's coming up Tammy.

326
00:13:46,382 --> 00:13:49,433
It's almost too much good
luck for one person to have.

327
00:13:49,988 --> 00:13:52,972
They should make a movie
about my miraculous turnaround.

328
00:13:53,159 --> 00:13:55,534
It could be called Everything's
Coming Up Tammy.

329
00:13:55,559 --> 00:13:58,185
Well, I'd sure see that movie.

330
00:13:58,228 --> 00:14:01,144
Oh. Damn it! Oh, my God.

331
00:14:01,188 --> 00:14:03,016
I just spilled coffee
all over your new truck.

332
00:14:03,059 --> 00:14:05,366
I'm sorry. I'm so, so, so sorry.

333
00:14:05,409 --> 00:14:07,368
I swear it was an accident.

334
00:14:07,411 --> 00:14:08,475
Of course it was an accident.

335
00:14:08,499 --> 00:14:10,066
Why would you do that on purpose?

336
00:14:10,110 --> 00:14:13,100
Because deep down,
I'm a terrible person!

337
00:14:14,346 --> 00:14:16,690
And really, it's not
even that deep down.

338
00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:19,771
Uh, what are you talking about?

339
00:14:19,815 --> 00:14:23,775
I have been so jealous of you
ever since you got this truck,

340
00:14:23,819 --> 00:14:25,856
and you keep getting these amazing jobs,

341
00:14:25,881 --> 00:14:28,181
and-and... and I don't want

342
00:14:28,206 --> 00:14:30,260
to say "everything's
coming up Tammy" again,

343
00:14:30,285 --> 00:14:32,643
but everything's coming up Tammy!

344
00:14:34,799 --> 00:14:37,485
This is so weird. I've always
been so jealous of you.

345
00:14:37,528 --> 00:14:39,704
Well, that's the way I liked it.

346
00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:42,664
Bonnie, I'm still jealous of you.

347
00:14:42,707 --> 00:14:45,536
I mean, you're savvy and fearless

348
00:14:45,580 --> 00:14:48,001
and smart in a way I could never be.

349
00:14:48,026 --> 00:14:49,149
Oh!

350
00:14:49,192 --> 00:14:50,691
Now you're making me
feel good about myself.

351
00:14:50,715 --> 00:14:52,761
You're even a better friend than I am.

352
00:14:52,804 --> 00:14:54,545
Stop making it a competition.

353
00:14:55,065 --> 00:14:57,070
Look, we both have different strengths.

354
00:14:57,113 --> 00:15:00,160
I mean, the way you negotiate...
I could never do that.

355
00:15:00,203 --> 00:15:01,901
Yeah, I am pretty amazing.

356
00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:08,995
I'm sorry I got so jealous.

357
00:15:09,311 --> 00:15:10,617
I guess it makes sense.

358
00:15:10,877 --> 00:15:13,216
You're the closest
thing I have to a sister.

359
00:15:13,494 --> 00:15:15,776
Aw, I feel the exact same way.

360
00:15:16,132 --> 00:15:18,023
Hey, could you grab some
napkins out of the glove box?

361
00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:20,180
Yeah, I'm getting a
little emotional, too.

362
00:15:20,223 --> 00:15:23,290
Actually, I need you to clean
up that coffee before it sets in.

363
00:15:23,315 --> 00:15:25,054
- Yes, yes. On it.
- Mm-hmm.

364
00:15:25,098 --> 00:15:26,596
Blot, don't rub.

365
00:15:37,085 --> 00:15:39,851
Hey, Jill. What's going on?

366
00:15:39,895 --> 00:15:42,376
Hey. Please excuse my
appearance, but I knew

367
00:15:42,419 --> 00:15:45,225
if I didn't say this right away,
I would never say it at all.

368
00:15:46,772 --> 00:15:50,950
I've always believed that if something
wasn't perfect, it's a failure.

369
00:15:51,667 --> 00:15:53,474
You know that stupid thing people say

370
00:15:53,517 --> 00:15:55,456
about the joy being in the journey?

371
00:15:56,206 --> 00:15:58,618
Well, it turns out, it's kind of true.

372
00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:03,092
You and I weren't a big, fat failure

373
00:16:03,136 --> 00:16:05,790
just because we didn't end
up in a big, fat wedding.

374
00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:07,357
- Jill, I-I...
- I promise

375
00:16:07,401 --> 00:16:10,588
I'm almost done. I just
need to get this out.

376
00:16:12,497 --> 00:16:15,239
You were my first sober relationship.

377
00:16:16,721 --> 00:16:20,675
We shared a lot of
beautiful memories together,

378
00:16:20,718 --> 00:16:24,569
and... I can actually remember
'em all because I wasn't high.

379
00:16:26,979 --> 00:16:28,030
I just wanted you to know

380
00:16:28,074 --> 00:16:30,338
that I'm okay with what
happened between us.

381
00:16:31,251 --> 00:16:34,167
And... I want you to have
this to remember me by.

382
00:16:34,210 --> 00:16:35,877
Huh.

383
00:16:36,169 --> 00:16:38,321
Think I was supposed to put that
in some kind of special oven,

384
00:16:38,345 --> 00:16:40,303
but I skipped that step.

385
00:16:41,370 --> 00:16:43,437
You were in pottery class.

386
00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:45,178
Thought your gardener quit again.

387
00:16:45,221 --> 00:16:46,657
Oh. No.

388
00:16:46,682 --> 00:16:49,163
I mean, well, he did, but
that's not what this is.

389
00:16:50,897 --> 00:16:52,185
Thanks.

390
00:16:52,228 --> 00:16:55,188
And, uh, yeah, for what it's worth,

391
00:16:55,231 --> 00:16:57,364
I-I-I... I think I messed up.

392
00:16:57,694 --> 00:17:00,149
You know, I-I... I knew
you wanted to get married

393
00:17:00,193 --> 00:17:03,413
and start a family, and
I wasn't sure I was ready.

394
00:17:03,457 --> 00:17:07,088
And, um... I'm-I'm just...

395
00:17:07,113 --> 00:17:09,680
I'm-I'm really sorry
I wasted your time.

396
00:17:10,599 --> 00:17:12,487
No, but that's the thing.

397
00:17:14,221 --> 00:17:15,963
None of it was a waste.

398
00:17:17,643 --> 00:17:19,416
Well, it wasn't for me, either.

399
00:17:21,561 --> 00:17:25,218
Okay. Well, you take care of yourself.

400
00:17:25,491 --> 00:17:26,828
Mm. You, too.

401
00:17:26,871 --> 00:17:28,351
And thanks for the bowl.

402
00:17:28,395 --> 00:17:30,092
- Ah, shoot.
- Oh, no!

403
00:17:30,136 --> 00:17:32,834
- Oh, wait. Now it's a planter.
- Ah.

404
00:17:42,088 --> 00:17:43,714
- Mm.
- Mm.

405
00:17:43,758 --> 00:17:45,151
Come on! Come on!

406
00:17:45,194 --> 00:17:46,891
It's not a funeral march! Step it up!

407
00:17:48,147 --> 00:17:49,633
I don't get what the hoopla is.

408
00:17:49,677 --> 00:17:52,636
We've all seen the truck. Whoo,
whoo, shiny, shiny. I'm hungry.

409
00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:55,117
Humor them, we'll get to lunch faster.

410
00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:57,467
Okay, we have an announcement to make.

411
00:17:58,217 --> 00:17:59,991
- Uh, do you want to say it?
- No, you say it.

412
00:18:00,035 --> 00:18:01,355
I think you should say it.

413
00:18:01,384 --> 00:18:02,666
Uh, this is not getting
us to lunch faster.

414
00:18:02,690 --> 00:18:03,971
- You go.
- No, you go. You go.

415
00:18:03,996 --> 00:18:05,401
For God's sake, somebody go.

416
00:18:05,862 --> 00:18:07,129
Tammy and I are...

417
00:18:07,173 --> 00:18:08,870
Going into business together!

418
00:18:08,913 --> 00:18:10,193
- Good for you guys!
- That's great.

419
00:18:10,219 --> 00:18:12,221
You are gonna be awesome!

420
00:18:12,265 --> 00:18:14,049
Doing what, exactly?

421
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,572
- Construction!
- Well, I'm gonna handle

422
00:18:15,616 --> 00:18:17,270
the hammering and nailing part,

423
00:18:17,313 --> 00:18:18,856
and she's gonna handle
the businessy part.

424
00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:20,969
We figure together,
we'll be unstoppable!

425
00:18:21,012 --> 00:18:23,363
So, presenting...

426
00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:26,766
- That's great!
- Oh, I love it.

427
00:18:26,798 --> 00:18:29,158
Um, did you guys say that name out loud

428
00:18:29,195 --> 00:18:31,110
before you put it on a big old magnet?

429
00:18:31,850 --> 00:18:33,242
What's wrong with "TamBon"?

430
00:18:33,286 --> 00:18:35,766
- Aw, crap!
- I still don't hear...

431
00:18:35,810 --> 00:18:36,810
Oh, I just got it.

432
00:18:42,662 --> 00:18:45,298
All right, let's spitball
new names for our business.

433
00:18:45,341 --> 00:18:47,474
What's the first thing that comes
to you off the top of your head?

434
00:18:47,517 --> 00:18:48,736
Chicks With Drills.

435
00:18:48,779 --> 00:18:50,315
Okay, what's the second?

436
00:18:50,340 --> 00:18:51,888
Chicks With Power Drills.

437
00:18:51,913 --> 00:18:54,568
Getting stuck on a theme here.

438
00:18:54,611 --> 00:18:56,096
Ladies Who Lumber?

439
00:18:56,265 --> 00:18:58,224
Sounds like we walk slow.

440
00:18:58,267 --> 00:18:59,616
Working Girls?

441
00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:01,159
I feel like we're
gonna get a lot of calls

442
00:19:01,184 --> 00:19:04,187
- for the wrong thing.
- Mm...

443
00:19:04,553 --> 00:19:06,493
Boy, Hippity Hoppity
Build Till You Droppity

444
00:19:06,536 --> 00:19:07,842
is sounding better and better.

445
00:19:07,885 --> 00:19:10,170
- Gonna need a big magnet, though.
- Yeah.

446
00:19:10,195 --> 00:19:13,239
How about "Two Gals Who Like Wood"?

447
00:19:15,190 --> 00:19:16,590
I like it.

448
00:19:17,252 --> 00:19:19,897
Let me Google it to see
if anyone's using it.

449
00:19:26,267 --> 00:19:31,267
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