1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:01,445 Previously on This Is Us... 2 00:00:01,469 --> 00:00:03,458 Hey, Randall, take the next part. 3 00:00:04,505 --> 00:00:06,216 Yeah, come on. You got this, bro. 4 00:00:06,240 --> 00:00:08,237 How is your brother blacker than you, Randall? 5 00:00:09,439 --> 00:00:11,073 Randall's an Oreo. 6 00:00:13,210 --> 00:00:16,145 Hello there, Randall. I'm sorry, I can't do this. 7 00:00:17,147 --> 00:00:18,324 Dad? 8 00:00:18,348 --> 00:00:19,959 If I had been there, 9 00:00:19,983 --> 00:00:21,727 I would've walked through literal fire 10 00:00:21,751 --> 00:00:23,329 and I would've pulled that man out. 11 00:00:23,353 --> 00:00:25,398 Hmm. 12 00:00:25,422 --> 00:00:28,468 Well, Kev, I guess we'll never know because you weren't there. 13 00:00:28,492 --> 00:00:30,536 And he died ashamed of you. 14 00:00:30,560 --> 00:00:32,105 You know, I used to think the worst thing that happened to me 15 00:00:32,129 --> 00:00:33,739 was the day that Dad died. 16 00:00:33,763 --> 00:00:36,275 It's the day they brought you home. 17 00:00:36,299 --> 00:00:40,079 Growing up, I, uh, I just had to keep so many things to myself 18 00:00:40,103 --> 00:00:42,838 because I didn't want to make you guys feel bad. 19 00:00:44,608 --> 00:00:47,653 I'm calling to ask you to be my best man. 20 00:00:47,677 --> 00:00:48,721 Absolutely. 21 00:00:48,745 --> 00:00:50,423 Uh, I'd be honored. 22 00:00:50,447 --> 00:00:52,024 When you stand up there next to me, 23 00:00:52,048 --> 00:00:53,626 I don't want there to be anything between us. 24 00:00:53,650 --> 00:00:55,394 What if I come... What if I come out? 25 00:00:55,418 --> 00:00:57,396 - What if I come see you? - Yeah, brother, 26 00:00:57,420 --> 00:00:59,665 that's-that's cool with me. 27 00:00:59,689 --> 00:01:02,024 Well, all right, then. I'll book the fight. 28 00:01:09,533 --> 00:01:11,477 Yeah. 29 00:01:11,501 --> 00:01:13,112 Definitely a lot of moisture swirling in 30 00:01:13,136 --> 00:01:15,181 from that low-pressure center. 31 00:01:15,205 --> 00:01:17,683 Once it cross I-70 and hit that cold air? 32 00:01:17,707 --> 00:01:19,719 Time for the heavy coats. 33 00:01:19,743 --> 00:01:23,289 Sorry, enough about snow. 34 00:01:23,313 --> 00:01:25,358 - Hmm? - Mm-hmm. 35 00:01:25,382 --> 00:01:27,393 Mmm. How was your day, honey? 36 00:01:27,417 --> 00:01:30,496 Honestly, I wouldn't mind a snow day or two. 37 00:01:30,520 --> 00:01:33,399 If I have to explain the Dewey Decimal System 38 00:01:33,423 --> 00:01:34,567 - one more time... - That's, uh, 39 00:01:34,591 --> 00:01:36,903 Donald Duck's nephew, right? 40 00:01:36,927 --> 00:01:40,006 Hush. 41 00:01:40,030 --> 00:01:41,674 Hmm. 42 00:01:41,698 --> 00:01:43,342 Sounds like we're gonna have to grab your winter coat 43 00:01:43,366 --> 00:01:45,111 and gloves from the basement for school tomorrow. 44 00:01:45,135 --> 00:01:47,736 - Mm-hmm. - Randall? 45 00:01:49,072 --> 00:01:50,939 Randall? 46 00:01:53,743 --> 00:01:55,621 That's okay, bud. 47 00:01:55,645 --> 00:01:57,146 I got it, hmm? 48 00:02:00,850 --> 00:02:06,998 Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com. 49 00:02:08,491 --> 00:02:10,603 Yeah, well, I knew Randall was obsessed, 50 00:02:10,627 --> 00:02:13,729 but it looks like Mister Rogers has his hooks in Kev now, too. 51 00:02:14,764 --> 00:02:16,642 Yeah. Yeah. 52 00:02:16,666 --> 00:02:18,644 Yeah, I'm just about to tell 'em. 53 00:02:18,668 --> 00:02:21,414 Okay. 54 00:02:21,438 --> 00:02:24,850 Now would you please go enjoy your girls' weekend? 55 00:02:24,874 --> 00:02:26,152 Yeah. 56 00:02:26,176 --> 00:02:28,554 Hey, kiss Katie girl three times for me. 57 00:02:28,578 --> 00:02:30,890 Okay. Yeah, I love you, too. Bye. 58 00:02:30,914 --> 00:02:32,792 Hey, boys? 59 00:02:32,816 --> 00:02:34,917 I have a big surprise for you. 60 00:02:35,952 --> 00:02:37,396 Boys, hey. 61 00:02:37,420 --> 00:02:39,799 Okay, so gigantic news. 62 00:02:39,823 --> 00:02:43,302 I'm just gonna, I'm gonna turn this off gently. 63 00:02:43,326 --> 00:02:45,538 - Dad! We was watching it! - Dad! 64 00:02:45,562 --> 00:02:47,206 Yeah, no, I know. Hey, look, don't jump down my throat. 65 00:02:47,230 --> 00:02:48,674 I got a question for you. 66 00:02:48,698 --> 00:02:53,802 What is better than watching Mister Rogers on TV? Huh? 67 00:02:54,771 --> 00:02:58,551 Maybe going and seeing Mister Rogers live in person? 68 00:02:58,575 --> 00:03:01,120 That's right. Mister Rogers' Neighborhood 69 00:03:01,144 --> 00:03:03,155 is filmed right here in Pittsburgh. 70 00:03:03,179 --> 00:03:07,260 The man himself, he wants to chat with some little neighbors. 71 00:03:07,284 --> 00:03:08,928 So what do you say? Do you guys want to go? 72 00:03:08,952 --> 00:03:10,930 - Yeah! - Yeah, that's right. 73 00:03:10,954 --> 00:03:13,666 That's right. Of course you want to go. We want to go. 74 00:03:13,690 --> 00:03:15,935 Hey, I'm gonna use these hands a little later 75 00:03:15,959 --> 00:03:18,204 because we're gonna write a thank-you note 76 00:03:18,228 --> 00:03:20,439 to Pete in construction for getting us on the list. 77 00:03:20,463 --> 00:03:22,908 Right? Okay, so, your spoons are down, 78 00:03:22,932 --> 00:03:25,478 I want your jammies off. 79 00:03:25,502 --> 00:03:27,313 And then we'll go, go, go, go, go. 80 00:03:29,372 --> 00:03:31,607 Get those jams off. Come on. 81 00:03:38,415 --> 00:03:40,493 Randall, I said I wasn't finished yet. 82 00:03:40,517 --> 00:03:42,295 What? 83 00:03:42,319 --> 00:03:43,763 You know I like to drink the milk at the end. 84 00:03:43,787 --> 00:03:45,220 Oh. Sorry. 85 00:03:46,222 --> 00:03:48,734 You know, Randall, I know Kevin's visit has you on edge, 86 00:03:48,758 --> 00:03:51,927 but let's not let the sweet, sweet cereal milk suffer for it. 87 00:03:53,330 --> 00:03:56,776 It's just so... formal. 88 00:03:56,800 --> 00:03:59,478 I mean, he's flying all the way out here to talk about... 89 00:03:59,502 --> 00:04:00,680 you know... 90 00:04:00,704 --> 00:04:02,882 Your racially-charged childhood? 91 00:04:02,906 --> 00:04:05,351 - That's not what I was... - Randall. 92 00:04:07,944 --> 00:04:11,424 I asked for this, here it is, 93 00:04:11,448 --> 00:04:14,493 and now I wish I could put it off for another 40 years. 94 00:04:14,517 --> 00:04:16,595 Randall, the man is coming 95 00:04:16,619 --> 00:04:19,765 across country to have a long-awaited talk. 96 00:04:19,789 --> 00:04:21,400 This needs to happen. 97 00:04:21,424 --> 00:04:23,392 I know. And it will. 98 00:04:27,731 --> 00:04:30,109 Well, I am taking the girls ice skating, 99 00:04:30,133 --> 00:04:31,644 clearing out for the day. 100 00:04:31,668 --> 00:04:33,145 Let you two have your space. 101 00:04:33,169 --> 00:04:35,014 - Y'all can stay if you want. - Oh, no. 102 00:04:35,038 --> 00:04:36,415 You know good and well, if the girls see him first, 103 00:04:36,439 --> 00:04:37,883 they will be sucking up 104 00:04:37,907 --> 00:04:39,908 all of Uncle Kevin's time and attention. 105 00:04:42,145 --> 00:04:43,823 Look, you said his acting was trash 106 00:04:43,847 --> 00:04:45,358 and his father died ashamed of him. 107 00:04:45,382 --> 00:04:47,850 He said he hated that they ever adopted you. 108 00:04:49,252 --> 00:04:51,086 Can't get any worse. 109 00:04:58,461 --> 00:05:01,307 It can get worse. 110 00:05:04,868 --> 00:05:06,679 What up? 111 00:05:06,703 --> 00:05:08,981 The Fresh Prince has finally arrived in L.A. 112 00:05:09,005 --> 00:05:11,164 - How was the cab ride, man? - Oh, it was fine, I guess. 113 00:05:11,165 --> 00:05:12,074 Yeah? 114 00:05:12,075 --> 00:05:13,853 Didn't think there'd literally be palm trees everywhere. 115 00:05:13,877 --> 00:05:15,588 Did you whistle for a cab, 116 00:05:15,612 --> 00:05:17,223 and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" 117 00:05:17,247 --> 00:05:18,991 and it had dice in the mirror? 118 00:05:19,015 --> 00:05:20,960 You're stupid. 119 00:05:20,984 --> 00:05:23,229 Wait, so you've been in this apartment for two months 120 00:05:23,253 --> 00:05:25,698 and this is all your furniture? I mean, where'd you get it? 121 00:05:25,722 --> 00:05:27,166 The streets? 122 00:05:27,190 --> 00:05:29,135 Yeah, pretty much. 123 00:05:29,159 --> 00:05:31,570 Wait, we're not gonna be sharing the same bed, right? 124 00:05:31,594 --> 00:05:33,305 'Cause I would rather just stay at the hotel with the team. 125 00:05:33,329 --> 00:05:35,007 You call Model U.N. a "team"? 126 00:05:35,031 --> 00:05:37,176 Shut up. 127 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:39,145 Hey, so, we partying this week or what? 128 00:05:39,169 --> 00:05:41,247 Nah, no. If I'm not studying, 129 00:05:41,271 --> 00:05:43,015 I'm gonna be dipping in and out for team meetings. 130 00:05:43,039 --> 00:05:45,017 Randall, it's your spring break, man. 131 00:05:45,041 --> 00:05:47,052 It's your first time visiting me, okay? 132 00:05:47,076 --> 00:05:49,288 It's the perfect opportunity for us to own L.A., 133 00:05:49,312 --> 00:05:51,613 just the two of us. 134 00:05:54,050 --> 00:05:55,895 Well, I don't know, I guess a little fun 135 00:05:55,919 --> 00:05:57,763 could loosen me up for the conference. 136 00:05:57,787 --> 00:06:00,055 - Tonight? Huh? - T... uh... 137 00:06:01,157 --> 00:06:03,269 Fine. 138 00:06:03,293 --> 00:06:06,194 There he is. 139 00:06:07,997 --> 00:06:09,231 Let's pregame. 140 00:06:14,938 --> 00:06:16,949 - There he is. - Hey. 141 00:06:16,973 --> 00:06:18,818 - Get in here. - Yeah? 142 00:06:18,842 --> 00:06:19,819 - Yeah. - How you doing, man? 143 00:06:19,843 --> 00:06:20,920 - All right. - You good? 144 00:06:20,944 --> 00:06:22,688 - I'm good, man. Yeah. - Good. 145 00:06:24,814 --> 00:06:27,126 You, uh... Decent flight? 146 00:06:27,150 --> 00:06:28,394 - Huh? - Decent flight? 147 00:06:28,418 --> 00:06:30,396 Oh, y... Nah, no. 148 00:06:30,420 --> 00:06:31,897 Yeah, it was a mixed bag, actually. 149 00:06:31,921 --> 00:06:34,500 You know, I, uh, I-I dominated on easy sudoku, 150 00:06:34,524 --> 00:06:36,669 and then I moved up a level and got smoked, so... 151 00:06:36,693 --> 00:06:38,971 Well, you're either an all-star or a ball boy. 152 00:06:38,995 --> 00:06:41,674 - No in-betweens in sudoku. - That is true. 153 00:06:41,698 --> 00:06:44,009 - It's what I've learned. - Yeah. 154 00:06:44,033 --> 00:06:45,167 Anyway... 155 00:06:46,936 --> 00:06:48,814 Sorry. I keep checking this... 156 00:06:48,838 --> 00:06:50,783 I-I'm expecting a call from Robert De Niro. 157 00:06:50,807 --> 00:06:53,285 We're supposed to talk about our reshoots, and I feel myself 158 00:06:53,309 --> 00:06:55,154 compelled to constantly check my phone 159 00:06:55,178 --> 00:06:57,122 to make sure the battery's not dying, because... 160 00:06:57,146 --> 00:06:59,291 - You walked out of set on him. - Yeah, that's right. 161 00:06:59,315 --> 00:07:03,195 - My brother, walking out on Bobby D. - Well, it's... 162 00:07:03,219 --> 00:07:04,797 Don't let yourself get too attached to anything 163 00:07:04,821 --> 00:07:06,632 that you're not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat 164 00:07:06,656 --> 00:07:09,435 if you feel the heat around the corner. 165 00:07:09,459 --> 00:07:10,736 It's Heat. 166 00:07:10,760 --> 00:07:13,428 Yeah. That's good. 167 00:07:14,464 --> 00:07:15,797 Thank you. 168 00:07:17,792 --> 00:07:18,812 Listen, I don't want 169 00:07:18,836 --> 00:07:20,212 - to beat around the bush... - Need some water? 170 00:07:20,236 --> 00:07:22,114 No? Hmm? 171 00:07:22,138 --> 00:07:24,283 Uh... I'm... I'm fine. 172 00:07:24,307 --> 00:07:25,707 Um... 173 00:07:28,278 --> 00:07:33,559 Look, I just feel like it would be easy to start catching up, 174 00:07:33,583 --> 00:07:37,129 you know, and fall back into our rhythm 175 00:07:37,153 --> 00:07:39,298 without actually talking. 176 00:07:39,322 --> 00:07:41,133 And I don't want this to get away from me. 177 00:07:41,157 --> 00:07:46,061 Randall, there are some things I need to say to you. 178 00:07:49,732 --> 00:07:51,566 Here we go. 179 00:07:53,069 --> 00:07:54,469 Here we go. 180 00:07:55,955 --> 00:07:57,622 - You guys excited? Yeah. - Yeah. 181 00:07:57,916 --> 00:08:01,376 Mister Rogers will be arriving soon, gang, and he loves 182 00:08:01,377 --> 00:08:03,455 talking with boys and girls like yourselves. 183 00:08:03,479 --> 00:08:04,990 Let's hurry up so everyone has a good seat. 184 00:08:05,014 --> 00:08:07,860 Name? All right. 185 00:08:07,884 --> 00:08:09,828 Here you go. 186 00:08:09,852 --> 00:08:12,053 And, uh, here you go. 187 00:08:13,156 --> 00:08:15,167 - Thank you. - And... 188 00:08:15,191 --> 00:08:17,169 - Uh... - Hey, uh, Jack Pearson. 189 00:08:17,193 --> 00:08:18,937 - We should be on the list. - Uh... 190 00:08:18,961 --> 00:08:20,205 Yep. Yeah, no, we got you. 191 00:08:20,229 --> 00:08:21,874 - And, uh, how many kids you got? - Just two. 192 00:08:21,898 --> 00:08:23,675 Fantastic. 193 00:08:23,699 --> 00:08:24,943 There you go. 194 00:08:24,967 --> 00:08:27,246 - And there you go. - Uh... 195 00:08:27,270 --> 00:08:29,281 Actually, no, these, uh, these two are mine. 196 00:08:29,305 --> 00:08:31,650 - Right here. - Oh. Oh, my God. 197 00:08:31,674 --> 00:08:34,019 I-I'm so sorry. That's, um, that's-that's my fault. 198 00:08:34,043 --> 00:08:35,687 No, no, it's not a problem. It's not a problem. 199 00:08:35,711 --> 00:08:37,956 It's an easy mistake. Happens all the time. 200 00:08:37,980 --> 00:08:39,892 We're just happy to be on the list. Right? 201 00:08:39,916 --> 00:08:43,829 Yeah. Randall here, he's a huge, huge fan of Mister Rogers. 202 00:08:43,853 --> 00:08:46,365 So if maybe, like, there's a, uh, a special seat, 203 00:08:46,389 --> 00:08:48,133 think that'd be nice. Wouldn't you like that, bud? 204 00:08:48,157 --> 00:08:49,802 Yeah. 205 00:08:49,826 --> 00:08:51,570 Uh... of course. 206 00:08:51,594 --> 00:08:53,094 Great. Thanks. 207 00:08:54,163 --> 00:08:55,440 Let's get this lanyard on. 208 00:08:55,464 --> 00:08:57,032 All right, my man. 209 00:08:58,601 --> 00:09:00,345 All right, you're an official neighbor 210 00:09:00,369 --> 00:09:01,580 of Mister Rogers now. 211 00:09:01,604 --> 00:09:03,182 Right? Look at that. 212 00:09:03,206 --> 00:09:04,817 It says you're special. 213 00:09:04,841 --> 00:09:06,451 I'm gonna get you a special seat, huh? 214 00:09:06,475 --> 00:09:08,720 Maybe outside of the kitchen? 215 00:09:08,744 --> 00:09:11,690 ? Ah, ha, hush that fuss ? 216 00:09:11,714 --> 00:09:13,826 ? Everybody move to the back of the bus ? 217 00:09:13,850 --> 00:09:15,928 ? Do you want to bump and slump with us? ? 218 00:09:15,952 --> 00:09:18,697 ? We the type of people make the club get crunk ? 219 00:09:18,721 --> 00:09:21,200 ? Ah, ha, hush that fuss, everybody move ? 220 00:09:21,224 --> 00:09:23,068 ? To the back of the bus ? 221 00:09:23,092 --> 00:09:24,636 ? Uh-huh, uh-huh ? 222 00:09:24,660 --> 00:09:27,105 ? Baby, yeah, yeah ? 223 00:09:27,129 --> 00:09:29,374 ? Say ah, ha, hush that fuss ? 224 00:09:29,398 --> 00:09:31,710 ? Everybody move to the back of the bus... ? 225 00:09:31,734 --> 00:09:33,245 Wow. 226 00:09:33,269 --> 00:09:34,847 Now that I think about it, you're definitely 227 00:09:34,871 --> 00:09:36,748 more of a Carlton than a Fresh Prince. 228 00:09:36,772 --> 00:09:38,817 Whatever, I'm just getting warmed up. 229 00:09:38,841 --> 00:09:41,053 Yo, aren't we supposed to be going out? 230 00:09:41,077 --> 00:09:43,488 Like, you know, when do we actually, you know, go out? 231 00:09:43,512 --> 00:09:45,290 Yeah. 232 00:09:45,314 --> 00:09:47,492 Uh... right now. 233 00:09:47,516 --> 00:09:49,761 I took the imitative of getting us some fake IDs, bro. 234 00:09:59,762 --> 00:10:02,374 Oh, Jesus. Oh... 235 00:10:02,398 --> 00:10:05,166 Hey, I get getting the bed frame off the side of the street, 236 00:10:05,167 --> 00:10:08,513 but did you have to get the art off the side of the road, too? 237 00:10:08,537 --> 00:10:10,883 Yeah, uh, a friend of mine 238 00:10:10,907 --> 00:10:12,050 gave that to me. 239 00:10:12,074 --> 00:10:13,619 I didn't... I didn't want to be mean. 240 00:10:17,146 --> 00:10:18,346 Here. 241 00:10:20,683 --> 00:10:22,995 No time to get fancy, I just borrowed it 242 00:10:23,019 --> 00:10:24,529 from a buddy of mine in acting class. 243 00:10:24,553 --> 00:10:27,733 But it looks nothing like me. He's... he's pushing 40. 244 00:10:27,757 --> 00:10:29,468 Who cares? 245 00:10:29,492 --> 00:10:30,769 He's a Black guy, you're a Black guy. 246 00:10:30,793 --> 00:10:33,205 It'll be fine. 247 00:10:33,229 --> 00:10:37,175 Hey. I'm telling you, it's gonna get the job done, okay? 248 00:10:37,199 --> 00:10:38,233 Promise. 249 00:10:40,503 --> 00:10:41,980 Speak freely, man. 250 00:10:42,004 --> 00:10:44,917 Obviously I had a conversation with Kate. 251 00:10:44,941 --> 00:10:46,885 On our birthday. 252 00:10:46,909 --> 00:10:49,621 She clearly relayed some things to you. 253 00:10:49,645 --> 00:10:51,623 Yeah, she did. 254 00:10:51,647 --> 00:10:52,814 Um... 255 00:10:56,986 --> 00:10:59,031 Look, Randall. I'm not blind, okay? 256 00:10:59,055 --> 00:11:01,166 I understand... 257 00:11:01,190 --> 00:11:03,468 that it must've been difficult for you 258 00:11:03,492 --> 00:11:05,570 growing up a Black kid in a white family. 259 00:11:05,594 --> 00:11:07,639 And I know... 260 00:11:07,663 --> 00:11:11,833 being the only Black kid in your school wasn't easy either. 261 00:11:12,868 --> 00:11:14,569 Sure. 262 00:11:17,940 --> 00:11:20,319 I've been thinking a lot about high school. 263 00:11:20,343 --> 00:11:23,689 Um, the prom. You remember the-the prom? 264 00:11:23,713 --> 00:11:25,657 That girl you took... the redhead... what's her name? 265 00:11:25,681 --> 00:11:26,725 - Allison. - Allison. That's right. 266 00:11:26,749 --> 00:11:28,260 You took Allison to the prom 267 00:11:28,284 --> 00:11:32,764 only to have her dad treat you... awfully. 268 00:11:32,788 --> 00:11:35,857 The guy was a racist prick. 269 00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:39,104 I should've done more to protect you 270 00:11:39,128 --> 00:11:40,505 in that situation, Randall. 271 00:11:40,529 --> 00:11:41,773 I wish I would have. 272 00:11:41,797 --> 00:11:43,742 You know, I was standing right there, man. 273 00:11:43,766 --> 00:11:45,400 I-I didn't... 274 00:11:47,436 --> 00:11:50,082 I didn't do anything. 275 00:11:50,106 --> 00:11:52,941 I should've protected you. I'm sorry. 276 00:11:57,646 --> 00:12:00,348 I've been thinking a lot about that, you know. 277 00:12:01,817 --> 00:12:04,696 And I'm sorry if you ever felt alone. 278 00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:09,534 And I'm sorry if your childhood wasn't... 279 00:12:09,558 --> 00:12:13,171 what you wanted it to be. 280 00:12:13,195 --> 00:12:17,332 And I am genuinely sorry, Randall... 281 00:12:19,335 --> 00:12:21,380 ...if I played any part 282 00:12:21,404 --> 00:12:24,906 in ever making you feel alone or bad. 283 00:12:26,642 --> 00:12:28,643 Ever. 284 00:12:34,583 --> 00:12:36,862 It's something I should've said a long time ago. 285 00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:39,798 And I wanted to come here, I wanted to look at you, 286 00:12:39,822 --> 00:12:42,690 right in the eye, and I want to say it to your face. 287 00:12:45,327 --> 00:12:47,295 Thanks, Kev. 288 00:12:55,771 --> 00:12:57,883 Hey. 289 00:12:57,907 --> 00:13:00,485 Come on, Randall, so, what I'm trying to say is, 290 00:13:00,509 --> 00:13:03,889 honestly, man, from the bottom of my heart, I'm... 291 00:13:03,913 --> 00:13:05,813 - I'm really sorry. - Yeah, man. 292 00:13:06,849 --> 00:13:08,816 And I appreciate it. 293 00:13:10,286 --> 00:13:11,930 Okay, good, 'cause it just... 294 00:13:11,954 --> 00:13:13,799 it doesn't really seem like you do. 295 00:13:16,659 --> 00:13:20,806 It's a very kind sentiment. 296 00:13:20,830 --> 00:13:23,298 It was a beautiful monologue. 297 00:13:26,302 --> 00:13:27,946 You're annoyed with me. 298 00:13:27,970 --> 00:13:29,637 Trying not to be. 299 00:13:31,373 --> 00:13:33,185 Man, I got to s... I'm-I'm a little lost here. 300 00:13:33,209 --> 00:13:34,453 I don't know, I don't know what... 301 00:13:34,477 --> 00:13:35,687 what you're expecting from me. 302 00:13:35,711 --> 00:13:37,189 Kev, honestly, I don't know. 303 00:13:37,213 --> 00:13:38,723 - You don't know? - I don't. 304 00:13:38,747 --> 00:13:40,982 - But you're annoyed with me? - I'm trying not to be. 305 00:13:49,325 --> 00:13:52,504 I think I'm gonna get a little air. 306 00:13:52,528 --> 00:13:54,963 Randall, look, man. 307 00:14:01,604 --> 00:14:03,248 I said I need some air, Kev. 308 00:14:03,272 --> 00:14:06,051 - As in "give me space for a sec." - Yeah. 309 00:14:06,075 --> 00:14:08,910 I've been giving you space for a sec for a really long time. 310 00:14:14,083 --> 00:14:15,327 You've been unhappy with us. 311 00:14:15,351 --> 00:14:17,662 You said there were things... 312 00:14:17,686 --> 00:14:20,165 uh, that happened in our family that we didn't acknowledge, 313 00:14:20,189 --> 00:14:22,601 things we didn't see. 314 00:14:22,625 --> 00:14:25,170 You've been cold-shouldering me for about a year now. 315 00:14:25,194 --> 00:14:27,506 We've both been cold-shouldering each other, Kev. 316 00:14:27,530 --> 00:14:30,775 Randall. Come on. 317 00:14:30,799 --> 00:14:32,644 I'm glad you recognize 318 00:14:32,668 --> 00:14:35,270 how messed up the prom situation was. 319 00:14:36,672 --> 00:14:38,950 But you're just glossing over one overt moment of racism 320 00:14:38,974 --> 00:14:40,886 with an obviously prepared speech of things 321 00:14:40,910 --> 00:14:42,521 - that you think I want to hear. - Well, that's not fair. 322 00:14:42,545 --> 00:14:45,257 Then you hit me with the "if's" like you're... 323 00:14:45,281 --> 00:14:48,326 like you're apologizing for a miscalculated tweet. 324 00:14:48,350 --> 00:14:50,395 If I felt alone, if you played a part. 325 00:14:50,419 --> 00:14:51,796 If, Kev? 326 00:14:51,820 --> 00:14:54,166 That is not taking responsibility. 327 00:14:54,190 --> 00:14:57,169 After all these years, you're still so tone-deaf, man. 328 00:14:57,193 --> 00:15:00,071 Hey, I'm standing here right now, taking responsibility. 329 00:15:00,095 --> 00:15:02,140 - Are you, though? - What do you want from me, man? 330 00:15:02,164 --> 00:15:03,475 I'm not a mind reader, okay? 331 00:15:03,499 --> 00:15:05,644 I'm asking you, what do you want from me? 332 00:15:10,039 --> 00:15:11,883 You have a key? 333 00:15:11,907 --> 00:15:14,452 - You got to be kidding me. - Great. 334 00:15:14,476 --> 00:15:16,087 You know what? Let it ring off the hook. 335 00:15:16,111 --> 00:15:17,455 Who needs a career anyway, right? 336 00:15:17,479 --> 00:15:18,823 It's not like I got twins at home. 337 00:15:18,847 --> 00:15:20,898 Oh, come on. 338 00:15:32,403 --> 00:15:34,781 Leave me alone. 339 00:15:34,805 --> 00:15:36,717 I can't see. 340 00:15:36,741 --> 00:15:38,285 Excuse me a sec. 341 00:15:38,309 --> 00:15:39,953 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Hey, what? 342 00:15:39,977 --> 00:15:41,455 - What's wrong, bud? - I can't see. 343 00:15:41,479 --> 00:15:44,057 You can see just fine. Here, just turn around. 344 00:15:44,081 --> 00:15:46,026 I want Randall's seat. 345 00:15:46,050 --> 00:15:48,996 Kevin, you and Randall have identical seats. 346 00:15:49,020 --> 00:15:50,464 Exactly the same. Can you see? 347 00:15:50,488 --> 00:15:52,599 Then you can see, too. Here, put your eyes forward. 348 00:15:52,623 --> 00:15:54,968 Behave and have fun. Have fun. 349 00:15:54,992 --> 00:15:57,104 Okay, neighbors. 350 00:15:57,128 --> 00:15:59,006 Please welcome and give a big hand 351 00:15:59,030 --> 00:16:00,563 to Mister Rogers! 352 00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:04,144 Hello, neighbors. 353 00:16:04,168 --> 00:16:06,913 Thank you for coming. 354 00:16:18,282 --> 00:16:20,427 De Niro's gonna be pissed. 355 00:16:20,451 --> 00:16:22,062 - Mm. - Again. 356 00:16:22,086 --> 00:16:23,797 Yeah. 357 00:16:23,821 --> 00:16:25,522 Beth's gone all day? 358 00:16:30,561 --> 00:16:32,139 Well, maybe we break a window or something. 359 00:16:32,163 --> 00:16:34,798 No, man. You can't break a window. 360 00:16:42,506 --> 00:16:44,551 Be honest with me, you had no intention 361 00:16:44,575 --> 00:16:46,453 of accepting my apology, no matter what I said, right? 362 00:16:46,477 --> 00:16:49,389 I wasn't even expecting an apology. 363 00:16:49,413 --> 00:16:51,224 And you clearly don't even understand 364 00:16:51,248 --> 00:16:53,293 what it is you're apologizing for. 365 00:16:53,317 --> 00:16:54,695 All you wanted was the perception 366 00:16:54,719 --> 00:16:56,096 of doing the right thing. 367 00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:58,165 Oh, come on. This-this is... See, this... 368 00:16:58,189 --> 00:16:59,756 What is it, man? 369 00:17:01,892 --> 00:17:03,737 Say it, Kev. 370 00:17:03,761 --> 00:17:06,273 Yeah, okay. I wanted to do the right thing, Randall. 371 00:17:06,297 --> 00:17:08,608 I wanted to do the right thing, even though y... 372 00:17:08,632 --> 00:17:10,377 Even though what, man? 373 00:17:10,401 --> 00:17:13,313 - You can just say it. - Your childhood, Randall. 374 00:17:13,337 --> 00:17:14,581 It was glorious. 375 00:17:14,605 --> 00:17:16,450 It was glorious, man. 376 00:17:16,474 --> 00:17:18,085 I was there for it. You were the golden child. 377 00:17:18,109 --> 00:17:19,686 Everything about you. 378 00:17:19,710 --> 00:17:21,388 Your adoption. 379 00:17:21,412 --> 00:17:24,091 Everything, it made you more special, not less. 380 00:17:24,115 --> 00:17:25,759 I never wanted to be special, man. 381 00:17:25,783 --> 00:17:28,228 I just wanted to blend in like everybody else. 382 00:17:28,252 --> 00:17:30,997 But that was impossible in our family, 383 00:17:31,021 --> 00:17:33,266 because I always stood out. 384 00:17:33,290 --> 00:17:37,070 Everywhere we went... the store, the park, vacations. 385 00:17:37,094 --> 00:17:40,373 And the last thing I needed, man... the last thing... 386 00:17:40,397 --> 00:17:43,877 was for my brother to use my blackness to-to... 387 00:17:43,901 --> 00:17:45,846 to other me also. 388 00:17:45,870 --> 00:17:47,047 I don't know what the hell we're talking about, man. 389 00:17:47,071 --> 00:17:49,249 You had racial blind spots, Kev. 390 00:17:49,273 --> 00:17:51,351 Deep ones that affected me. 391 00:17:51,375 --> 00:17:53,286 Not my prom date's dad, 392 00:17:53,310 --> 00:17:54,677 you. 393 00:17:56,347 --> 00:17:57,858 Yeah. 394 00:17:57,882 --> 00:17:59,326 You're-you're grouping me with that guy? 395 00:17:59,350 --> 00:18:01,027 I'm not. 396 00:18:01,051 --> 00:18:03,797 Because the pain that that man inflicted was intentional. 397 00:18:03,821 --> 00:18:07,667 You were just thoughtless 398 00:18:07,691 --> 00:18:10,036 and willfully in the dark, 399 00:18:10,060 --> 00:18:12,439 which actually somehow hurt more. 400 00:18:12,463 --> 00:18:14,007 So I'm a racist? 401 00:18:14,031 --> 00:18:15,876 No, you said that, Kev, not me. 402 00:18:15,900 --> 00:18:17,077 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 403 00:18:17,101 --> 00:18:19,577 Hey, Randall. 404 00:18:19,578 --> 00:18:20,677 Don't walk away. 405 00:18:20,701 --> 00:18:22,805 You want to get back in the house or not? 406 00:18:27,545 --> 00:18:31,258 ? It's up to us to make it ? 407 00:18:31,282 --> 00:18:35,852 ? And find understanding beyond this disguise. ? 408 00:18:45,129 --> 00:18:46,807 Can you change the station? 409 00:18:46,831 --> 00:18:49,165 We're going to a party, not a funeral. 410 00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:58,118 Nah, man. That's Spanish. 411 00:18:58,142 --> 00:19:01,054 - Hey, it's Spanish. - Dude, chill. 412 00:19:04,982 --> 00:19:06,193 ? Pink gators, my Detroit players ? 413 00:19:06,217 --> 00:19:08,128 Hell yes! 414 00:19:08,152 --> 00:19:10,697 ? In Brooklyn, dead right ? 415 00:19:10,721 --> 00:19:12,566 ? If the head right, Biggie there every night ? 416 00:19:12,590 --> 00:19:14,835 ? Poppa been smooth since days of Underoos... ? 417 00:19:16,393 --> 00:19:18,505 Come on, Randall. 418 00:19:18,529 --> 00:19:21,241 Hey, please, for me. 419 00:19:21,265 --> 00:19:25,512 Listen, why don't you take off your Model U.N. face 420 00:19:25,536 --> 00:19:27,514 and put on your model F.U.N. face? 421 00:19:27,538 --> 00:19:29,216 God, you're such a moron. 422 00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:31,007 Eh, you know that was good. 423 00:19:35,779 --> 00:19:38,692 Hey, you taking the 101? 424 00:19:38,716 --> 00:19:40,183 Um... 425 00:19:41,318 --> 00:19:43,630 Can you stay on Sunset, please? 426 00:19:43,654 --> 00:19:45,298 Just stay... 427 00:19:45,322 --> 00:19:47,167 Hey, stop. You're being a dick. 428 00:19:47,191 --> 00:19:49,636 Hey, I-I'm sorry about my brother. 429 00:19:49,660 --> 00:19:50,693 He's just drunk. 430 00:19:52,429 --> 00:19:55,275 Yeah, you heard him, brothers from another. 431 00:19:55,299 --> 00:19:57,544 - Hey, stop. Stop. - Brothers from another. 432 00:19:57,568 --> 00:19:58,768 - Stop. - Stop what? 433 00:19:59,970 --> 00:20:01,314 I'm over tonight. 434 00:20:01,338 --> 00:20:02,916 I'm just gonna go to a hotel with my team. 435 00:20:02,940 --> 00:20:04,317 Hey, sir. Can you just take me to the hotel... 436 00:20:04,341 --> 00:20:06,086 We're going to the club. 437 00:20:06,110 --> 00:20:08,288 We're going to the club. Get excited, Randall! 438 00:20:08,312 --> 00:20:09,789 - Stop. No. - We're going to the club. 439 00:20:09,813 --> 00:20:11,091 I don't want to. 440 00:20:11,115 --> 00:20:12,115 Stop. 441 00:20:14,785 --> 00:20:17,453 You're really something, Randall. 442 00:20:22,226 --> 00:20:24,905 You know, I had to drink tonight 443 00:20:24,929 --> 00:20:26,773 to brace myself for a night with my brother. 444 00:20:26,797 --> 00:20:28,631 Dude, you drank 'cause you're a drunk. 445 00:20:29,733 --> 00:20:31,411 I have no problem going out and having fun. 446 00:20:31,435 --> 00:20:33,346 I just have a problem doing it with you. 447 00:20:33,370 --> 00:20:35,115 Get out of my face. 448 00:20:35,139 --> 00:20:36,549 - Oh, what are you gonna do about it? - Don't touch me, Randall. 449 00:20:36,573 --> 00:20:37,918 - Oh, don't touch you. - Don't touch me. 450 00:20:37,942 --> 00:20:39,586 Get out of my face! Do not touch me! 451 00:20:39,610 --> 00:20:41,288 - What is wrong with you? - Hey, hey. You two... 452 00:20:41,312 --> 00:20:42,689 got to get the hell out my cab. 453 00:20:42,713 --> 00:20:44,124 - Great, Randall. - You're an ass. 454 00:20:44,148 --> 00:20:45,959 You're an ass. Look what you did. 455 00:20:45,983 --> 00:20:48,128 - You're literally still touching me. - What are you talking about? 456 00:20:48,152 --> 00:20:49,229 Hey, hey! Now. 457 00:20:49,253 --> 00:20:50,730 It's your fault, you idiot. 458 00:20:50,754 --> 00:20:52,465 You're such an ass. 459 00:20:52,489 --> 00:20:54,899 So tired of you always having something to say. 460 00:20:54,900 --> 00:20:55,869 Okay. Okay. 461 00:20:55,893 --> 00:20:58,405 - Come at me. I'm gonna kick your ass. - Bring it, then, man. 462 00:20:58,429 --> 00:20:59,973 - Come on! - Come here! Come here! 463 00:20:59,997 --> 00:21:02,309 Yeah, y'all definitely about to box. 464 00:21:02,333 --> 00:21:04,267 - Watch! - I want to see you try. 465 00:21:08,122 --> 00:21:11,168 Now we reach our hands way up high. 466 00:21:11,192 --> 00:21:14,838 And then we shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake. 467 00:21:14,862 --> 00:21:16,640 Remember... 468 00:21:16,664 --> 00:21:19,365 I like you just the way you are. 469 00:21:23,070 --> 00:21:24,714 Hey, that was pretty cool, right? 470 00:21:24,738 --> 00:21:26,082 - Did you guys have fun? - Yeah. 471 00:21:26,106 --> 00:21:27,617 I want to go 472 00:21:27,641 --> 00:21:29,719 to the playground. 473 00:21:29,743 --> 00:21:31,888 Hey, Kev, the playground's always gonna be there. 474 00:21:31,912 --> 00:21:35,091 Okay? This was a once in a lifetime opportunity. 475 00:21:35,115 --> 00:21:37,160 Hey, boys' weekend's not over. 476 00:21:37,184 --> 00:21:38,995 So we can go nuts at the playground tomorrow, okay? 477 00:21:39,019 --> 00:21:40,163 - Let's go. - Tag, you're it! 478 00:21:40,187 --> 00:21:42,098 Kevin, I'm not playing around. 479 00:21:42,122 --> 00:21:43,800 Kevin, right... 480 00:21:43,824 --> 00:21:45,869 Randall, stay right here, okay? Don't move. 481 00:21:45,893 --> 00:21:48,561 Kevin? 482 00:22:02,343 --> 00:22:04,444 Hello. What's your name? 483 00:22:08,949 --> 00:22:11,094 - Get off me! - Hell no! 484 00:22:19,159 --> 00:22:21,137 Ow! Idiot! 485 00:22:21,161 --> 00:22:22,739 I have an audition tomorrow morning! 486 00:22:22,763 --> 00:22:24,274 You hit me in the face, Randall! 487 00:22:24,298 --> 00:22:26,076 I didn't even hit you that hard. I was trying to pin you. 488 00:22:26,100 --> 00:22:28,234 You don't even have a mark. 489 00:22:36,744 --> 00:22:38,188 What?! 490 00:22:38,212 --> 00:22:40,090 I don't have my keys. 491 00:22:40,114 --> 00:22:42,154 Oh, please tell me you didn't leave 'em in the taxi. 492 00:22:43,484 --> 00:22:45,718 They're probably here somewhere. 493 00:23:02,469 --> 00:23:04,514 - You're gonna have to address this. - Can we just focus 494 00:23:04,538 --> 00:23:05,982 on getting back in the house, please? 495 00:23:06,006 --> 00:23:07,484 Miss Palm has a spare key. 496 00:23:07,508 --> 00:23:08,852 Wait a minute, you gave your neighbor 497 00:23:08,876 --> 00:23:10,887 - access to your house? - She's a sweet old lady 498 00:23:10,911 --> 00:23:13,657 that never goes anywhere... hopefully. 499 00:23:13,681 --> 00:23:15,682 Please be home. 500 00:23:20,688 --> 00:23:23,733 Councilman Pearson? 501 00:23:23,757 --> 00:23:25,936 - How you doing, honey? - Hi, Miss Palm. 502 00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:27,904 I'm good, thanks. 503 00:23:27,928 --> 00:23:30,240 And is that the Manny? 504 00:23:30,264 --> 00:23:32,175 Hey, Miss Palm. How are you? 505 00:23:32,199 --> 00:23:34,010 Well, what in the world is the Manny 506 00:23:34,034 --> 00:23:35,679 and the councilman doing at my door? 507 00:23:35,703 --> 00:23:37,314 He's actually my brother. 508 00:23:37,338 --> 00:23:38,415 I'm adopted. 509 00:23:38,439 --> 00:23:40,450 Oh, that's right. 510 00:23:40,474 --> 00:23:43,286 Well, you boys must have had some parents. 511 00:23:43,310 --> 00:23:44,754 Yes! 512 00:23:44,778 --> 00:23:46,356 Yes, we did have some parents. 513 00:23:46,380 --> 00:23:47,958 Uh, listen, ma'am, we actually got locked out of the house. 514 00:23:47,982 --> 00:23:50,226 Do happen to have that spare key? 515 00:23:50,250 --> 00:23:51,661 Oh, let me check. 516 00:23:51,685 --> 00:23:53,229 Thank you. 517 00:23:58,692 --> 00:24:00,259 What? 518 00:24:02,096 --> 00:24:04,774 - You called me racist. - No, I didn't. 519 00:24:04,798 --> 00:24:07,077 - You called yourself racist. - Oh, come on. 520 00:24:07,101 --> 00:24:09,112 - Why would I do that? - Is that a rhetorical question? 521 00:24:09,136 --> 00:24:11,214 Because if so, then I would answer rhetorically. 522 00:24:11,238 --> 00:24:12,749 Mm, guilt? 523 00:24:12,773 --> 00:24:14,718 Your brother, Randall. 524 00:24:14,742 --> 00:24:17,621 Your brother who loves you, who pretty much worships you. 525 00:24:17,645 --> 00:24:19,956 - I don't want you to worship me. - In fact... okay, hold on a second. 526 00:24:19,980 --> 00:24:21,524 Your brother who came here today to say, 527 00:24:21,548 --> 00:24:23,259 "I am sorry." 528 00:24:23,283 --> 00:24:25,495 I'm sorry that I missed things when we were growing up. 529 00:24:25,519 --> 00:24:28,421 I'm sorry that you ever felt alone. 530 00:24:30,257 --> 00:24:31,801 How exactly is that racist? 531 00:24:31,825 --> 00:24:33,069 It was never just 532 00:24:33,093 --> 00:24:34,537 that I was a nerd. 533 00:24:34,561 --> 00:24:36,806 You had to call me Carlton. 534 00:24:36,830 --> 00:24:39,175 It was never just that I-I didn't know cool music. 535 00:24:39,199 --> 00:24:41,311 You had to call me out for not 536 00:24:41,335 --> 00:24:43,346 knowing rap lyrics. 537 00:24:43,370 --> 00:24:45,615 What if I was white? 538 00:24:45,639 --> 00:24:47,984 - Would we have the same relationship? - Of course. 539 00:24:48,008 --> 00:24:50,387 Yes, we'd be brothers. I would love you like a brother. 540 00:24:50,411 --> 00:24:52,122 And you know what else? We'd butt heads 541 00:24:52,146 --> 00:24:54,024 - just like brothers do. - Nah, man, not-not on this level. 542 00:24:54,048 --> 00:24:55,625 You're making me out to be some sort of Grand Wizard here. 543 00:24:55,649 --> 00:24:57,560 I don't think you're a racist, man. 544 00:24:57,584 --> 00:24:58,895 I really don't. 545 00:24:58,919 --> 00:25:01,698 But the microaggressions through the years... 546 00:25:01,722 --> 00:25:04,000 I was jealous of you, it had nothing to do with you being 547 00:25:04,024 --> 00:25:05,835 Black, Randall, it had to do with my envy. 548 00:25:05,859 --> 00:25:07,504 - What do you want from me? - I want you to acknowledge 549 00:25:07,528 --> 00:25:10,173 that you've always resented the fact that I'm Black. 550 00:25:10,197 --> 00:25:13,209 And not just as kids, man. 551 00:25:13,233 --> 00:25:15,945 Last year you told me, to my face, 552 00:25:15,969 --> 00:25:18,348 that the worst thing that ever happened to you 553 00:25:18,372 --> 00:25:20,250 was me being brought home to your family. 554 00:25:20,274 --> 00:25:22,719 Yeah, I said that to you because you were manipulating our mother 555 00:25:22,743 --> 00:25:24,821 to do something that she didn't want to do. 556 00:25:24,845 --> 00:25:26,423 Right. 557 00:25:26,447 --> 00:25:27,991 Here you go, sweetie. 558 00:25:28,015 --> 00:25:30,427 Thank you so much, ma'am. You are a blessing. 559 00:25:30,451 --> 00:25:35,065 Oh, I hated that Stallone movie... too violent. 560 00:25:35,089 --> 00:25:37,200 You should be funny more. 561 00:25:37,224 --> 00:25:39,936 Like Dick Van Dyke and Richard Pryor. 562 00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:42,005 All right, well, thank you. 563 00:25:42,029 --> 00:25:43,873 I had a Golden Globe nomination for that performance, 564 00:25:43,897 --> 00:25:45,775 but, ah... 565 00:25:45,799 --> 00:25:47,800 I'll just be a clown. 566 00:25:49,837 --> 00:25:51,815 - Randall? - Hey, man... 567 00:25:51,839 --> 00:25:55,018 do you ever consider the fact... 568 00:25:55,042 --> 00:25:57,721 that me being brought home to the Pearson family 569 00:25:57,745 --> 00:26:00,390 wasn't a perfect day for me, either? 570 00:26:00,414 --> 00:26:03,182 It was the day that I lost William and Laurel. 571 00:26:05,052 --> 00:26:07,097 So you never think about that? 572 00:26:07,121 --> 00:26:09,299 That the day Mom and Dad found me was also the day 573 00:26:09,323 --> 00:26:12,358 that I lost my own birth mother and birth father? 574 00:26:17,231 --> 00:26:19,065 I think... 575 00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:21,934 Just say it, man. 576 00:26:23,837 --> 00:26:26,983 I think you sound wildly ungrateful. 577 00:26:27,007 --> 00:26:29,452 - Hmm. - Honestly. Mom and Dad saved your life. 578 00:26:29,476 --> 00:26:32,088 You think I'm not grateful for that? Of course I'm grateful. 579 00:26:32,112 --> 00:26:34,324 And I have been told how grateful I should be 580 00:26:34,348 --> 00:26:36,993 and how lucky I should feel my whole life, man. 581 00:26:37,017 --> 00:26:39,496 And if, for a second, I don't act that way, 582 00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:41,531 people come at me crazy, 583 00:26:41,555 --> 00:26:42,866 - like you are right now. - Can you blame 'em? 584 00:26:42,890 --> 00:26:45,301 It is a prison, Kevin, 585 00:26:45,325 --> 00:26:47,637 having to show gratitude, and nothing but gratitude, 586 00:26:47,661 --> 00:26:49,372 all the damn time. 587 00:26:49,396 --> 00:26:51,141 It's suffocating, man! 588 00:26:51,165 --> 00:26:53,343 Well, I'm so sorry that you feel suffocated, Randall. 589 00:26:53,367 --> 00:26:55,145 I'm sorry that you feel trapped by your family. 590 00:26:55,169 --> 00:26:56,913 Your white family. 591 00:26:56,937 --> 00:26:58,381 Damn it! That is not what I'm trying to say! 592 00:26:58,405 --> 00:27:00,373 That's what you did say. 593 00:27:02,276 --> 00:27:04,777 I don't... 594 00:27:15,948 --> 00:27:17,918 I needed to stretch, too, so I decided 595 00:27:17,942 --> 00:27:20,784 to step out of my clock 596 00:27:20,785 --> 00:27:22,930 and do a little stretch. 597 00:27:24,956 --> 00:27:28,435 Maybe I'll read a book next. Do you like reading books? 598 00:27:28,459 --> 00:27:30,137 Yes. 599 00:27:30,161 --> 00:27:32,773 They help us develop our imaginations, don't they? 600 00:27:32,797 --> 00:27:36,032 Do you like using your imagination? 601 00:27:39,637 --> 00:27:42,405 I have imaginary parents. 602 00:27:44,509 --> 00:27:46,387 Well, that's okay. 603 00:27:46,411 --> 00:27:50,247 We all have our own neighborhoods of make-believe. 604 00:27:53,151 --> 00:27:54,928 Hey, Randall? 605 00:27:54,952 --> 00:27:56,419 Come on, let's go. 606 00:28:00,358 --> 00:28:02,092 Come on. 607 00:28:05,396 --> 00:28:07,430 Come on. 608 00:28:10,234 --> 00:28:11,812 I can't believe we looked for an hour, 609 00:28:11,836 --> 00:28:14,081 and they were in your freaking pocket. 610 00:28:14,105 --> 00:28:17,184 Do I have a bruise on my face? 611 00:28:17,208 --> 00:28:19,353 Nah. 612 00:28:19,377 --> 00:28:20,788 If something pops up, though, it'll give you 613 00:28:20,812 --> 00:28:22,956 - a little character. - Finally. 614 00:28:27,218 --> 00:28:29,997 I got, uh... annoyed with you 615 00:28:30,021 --> 00:28:32,800 - in the, the cab... - Yeah, I was being a dick. 616 00:28:32,824 --> 00:28:35,002 I get it. 617 00:28:35,026 --> 00:28:37,337 No... 618 00:28:37,361 --> 00:28:39,973 Well, yes. You were being rude to the cab driver. 619 00:28:39,997 --> 00:28:41,909 Hmm. 620 00:28:41,933 --> 00:28:43,967 Th-The Black cab driver? 621 00:28:46,804 --> 00:28:49,116 Um, well, uh, I-I mean, 622 00:28:49,140 --> 00:28:51,351 I'm rude to all cabbies, man. 623 00:28:51,375 --> 00:28:53,787 It really doesn't matter what color they are. 624 00:28:53,811 --> 00:28:56,713 That's kind of an oblivious thing to say. 625 00:28:59,717 --> 00:29:01,829 I-I don't, I don't see it that way, man. 626 00:29:01,853 --> 00:29:04,198 I... 627 00:29:04,222 --> 00:29:06,567 know you don't. 628 00:29:06,591 --> 00:29:09,426 Let's just talk about something else. 629 00:29:13,297 --> 00:29:15,332 Look, man, um... 630 00:29:17,301 --> 00:29:19,736 I was just trying to have a good time with you. 631 00:29:22,039 --> 00:29:24,351 I'm gonna be honest. Um... 632 00:29:24,375 --> 00:29:27,454 things have not been going so great for me out here. 633 00:29:27,478 --> 00:29:29,713 What do you mean? 634 00:29:32,416 --> 00:29:34,995 The crap painting in my apartment... 635 00:29:35,019 --> 00:29:36,697 is mine. 636 00:29:36,721 --> 00:29:38,932 I did it. 637 00:29:38,956 --> 00:29:41,835 You know, I started painting to try to express my feelings. 638 00:29:41,859 --> 00:29:45,028 My acting teacher, uh, thought it'd help. 639 00:29:47,198 --> 00:29:49,176 Um... 640 00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:51,845 I've been bombing all my auditions. 641 00:29:51,869 --> 00:29:54,515 I'm probably gonna bomb the one tomorrow morning. 642 00:29:54,539 --> 00:29:56,717 And, um... 643 00:29:56,741 --> 00:29:59,476 my career is nowhere. 644 00:30:01,479 --> 00:30:03,680 And you have everything, Randall. 645 00:30:04,849 --> 00:30:06,627 Beth. 646 00:30:06,651 --> 00:30:09,763 Huge future. 647 00:30:09,787 --> 00:30:11,765 I'm just, uh, the family failure, you know? 648 00:30:11,789 --> 00:30:14,891 I don't see it that way, Kev. 649 00:30:16,894 --> 00:30:19,173 I know you don't. 650 00:30:22,934 --> 00:30:25,145 Well, I got Hot Pockets inside 651 00:30:25,169 --> 00:30:26,747 if-if you want some. 652 00:30:26,771 --> 00:30:28,772 Yeah. 653 00:30:43,888 --> 00:30:45,889 Phone's over there. 654 00:30:58,169 --> 00:31:00,103 You really wish you were never adopted? 655 00:31:02,873 --> 00:31:04,874 It's not that simple. 656 00:31:08,913 --> 00:31:10,914 Yeah. 657 00:31:12,750 --> 00:31:14,951 I remember when you found William. 658 00:31:17,054 --> 00:31:19,823 I think that's when I realized you wanted something different. 659 00:31:24,161 --> 00:31:27,441 Look, man, I know... 660 00:31:27,465 --> 00:31:29,409 our experiences growing up in our family were different. 661 00:31:29,433 --> 00:31:31,945 I know that. 662 00:31:31,969 --> 00:31:33,847 But I just... 663 00:31:33,871 --> 00:31:36,606 I don't see it the way that you do. 664 00:31:39,110 --> 00:31:40,977 You still paint? 665 00:31:43,180 --> 00:31:46,493 No, I... You know, I haven't done that in a while. 666 00:31:46,517 --> 00:31:49,596 I always thought it was kind of cool, 667 00:31:49,620 --> 00:31:52,733 that you would tap into your feelings by painting. 668 00:31:52,757 --> 00:31:54,268 Yeah. 669 00:31:54,292 --> 00:31:57,738 Creating a visual representation of all the stuff 670 00:31:57,762 --> 00:31:59,462 going on inside you. 671 00:32:01,699 --> 00:32:03,744 I'm-a try and paint you a picture. 672 00:32:03,768 --> 00:32:05,735 - Okay? - Okay. 673 00:32:07,038 --> 00:32:12,519 I started going to this support group for transracial adoptees. 674 00:32:12,543 --> 00:32:17,924 They explained this term to me: Ghost Kingdoms. 675 00:32:17,948 --> 00:32:20,294 It's like an alternate reality in your mind 676 00:32:20,318 --> 00:32:22,529 where you imagine the life you would have had 677 00:32:22,553 --> 00:32:25,966 if you were never adopted. 678 00:32:25,990 --> 00:32:31,204 And, um, I realized that I've had this Ghost Kingdom 679 00:32:31,228 --> 00:32:33,140 my entire life. 680 00:32:33,164 --> 00:32:35,231 I just never had a name for it. 681 00:32:38,035 --> 00:32:40,681 Since I never knew who my birth parents really were... 682 00:32:40,705 --> 00:32:41,656 Randall? 683 00:32:41,657 --> 00:32:43,483 I imagined that the nice librarian 684 00:32:43,507 --> 00:32:46,687 from the neighborhood library and the Black meteorologist 685 00:32:46,711 --> 00:32:50,680 on the local news were my parents. 686 00:32:53,050 --> 00:32:55,295 The guy we always used to pray to for snow days? 687 00:32:55,319 --> 00:32:57,230 - Yep. - Yeah. 688 00:32:57,254 --> 00:32:59,622 And the librarian. 689 00:33:01,592 --> 00:33:03,070 She always let you check out 690 00:33:03,094 --> 00:33:04,604 more books than you were allowed. 691 00:33:04,628 --> 00:33:07,107 She did. 692 00:33:07,131 --> 00:33:09,576 They were the only two adults that I consistently saw 693 00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:11,034 that looked like me. 694 00:33:13,938 --> 00:33:16,516 Now, this group told me that, uh, 695 00:33:16,540 --> 00:33:19,686 this is a pretty common thing. 696 00:33:19,710 --> 00:33:22,356 But back then I didn't know that. 697 00:33:22,380 --> 00:33:25,792 So picture me, Kev. Picture me at five 698 00:33:25,816 --> 00:33:30,464 having the same type of fantasy that a lot of kids have... 699 00:33:30,488 --> 00:33:33,934 but thinking I was doing something bad. 700 00:33:33,958 --> 00:33:35,469 But I wasn't. 701 00:33:35,493 --> 00:33:37,237 Was just going to an imaginary place 702 00:33:37,261 --> 00:33:40,040 that was supposed to be just for me. 703 00:33:40,064 --> 00:33:42,098 But that's not the full picture. 704 00:33:43,868 --> 00:33:47,770 Because I could never fully escape into my fantasy. 705 00:33:48,906 --> 00:33:50,306 'Cause I felt too guilty. 706 00:33:52,910 --> 00:33:55,355 Because I loved you guys too much. 707 00:33:55,379 --> 00:33:57,624 You know, it's actually perfect weather. 708 00:33:57,648 --> 00:33:59,459 Yeah, no, no, it's-it's perfect weather. 709 00:33:59,483 --> 00:34:01,194 Perfect weather for who? 710 00:34:01,218 --> 00:34:04,331 For football. Steelers always have an advantage 711 00:34:04,355 --> 00:34:05,565 in the snow. 712 00:34:05,589 --> 00:34:07,567 Hey, bud, come on. 713 00:34:07,591 --> 00:34:10,059 Come here, bud. You're right next to me. 714 00:34:15,499 --> 00:34:18,243 I couldn't even create a fantasy world 715 00:34:18,244 --> 00:34:19,636 without you guys, Kev. 716 00:34:22,339 --> 00:34:25,808 Do you know how unusual that is? 717 00:34:30,881 --> 00:34:32,715 I'm sorry. 718 00:34:37,154 --> 00:34:38,788 I'm sorry, Randall. 719 00:34:41,525 --> 00:34:43,103 I'm sorry there were things I didn't see 720 00:34:43,127 --> 00:34:46,306 when we were growing up. 721 00:34:46,330 --> 00:34:50,333 And I'm sorry there are things I, I still don't see. 722 00:34:53,637 --> 00:34:55,949 You are my brother. 723 00:34:55,973 --> 00:34:58,374 And I love you. 724 00:35:01,812 --> 00:35:05,258 You're the only brother I'll ever have. 725 00:35:05,282 --> 00:35:08,484 You're my best man. 726 00:35:15,993 --> 00:35:19,706 Dad didn't die ashamed of you. 727 00:35:19,730 --> 00:35:24,377 And the only reason I said it in our fight was because... 728 00:35:24,401 --> 00:35:27,514 it was a cheap shot. 729 00:35:27,538 --> 00:35:31,274 I'm sorry. He was proud of you. 730 00:35:33,711 --> 00:35:36,523 I am proud of you. 731 00:35:38,782 --> 00:35:41,784 And I'm sorry that I ever let you think otherwise. 732 00:35:45,990 --> 00:35:48,558 - Come here. I love you. - Love you, too. 733 00:35:50,628 --> 00:35:52,205 You said I was a bad actor. 734 00:35:55,466 --> 00:35:57,066 You did. 735 00:36:00,905 --> 00:36:03,283 You're a fantastic actor. 736 00:36:03,307 --> 00:36:05,151 But I think Miss Palm's right. 737 00:36:05,175 --> 00:36:06,853 - Comedy's your sweet spot. - I know. 738 00:36:06,877 --> 00:36:08,522 - You got to do... - I know. 739 00:36:08,546 --> 00:36:10,524 - Give 'em the yuks, man. - I know. 740 00:36:10,548 --> 00:36:11,658 You're a funny guy. You know why? 741 00:36:11,682 --> 00:36:13,692 - I know. - Because you're... 742 00:36:15,612 --> 00:36:17,523 Okay. Who's hungry? Huh? 743 00:36:17,547 --> 00:36:20,426 What do you say we do this picnic-style? 744 00:36:20,450 --> 00:36:23,329 In honor of boys' weekend. 745 00:36:23,353 --> 00:36:24,787 Bon appétit. 746 00:36:26,323 --> 00:36:28,000 All right, you guys got to make me a promise, okay? 747 00:36:28,024 --> 00:36:31,637 Nobody tells Mom that we had PB&J 748 00:36:31,661 --> 00:36:34,997 for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Deal? 749 00:36:37,134 --> 00:36:39,312 Deal. Oh, sticky hands already. 750 00:36:39,336 --> 00:36:41,747 I'll get some napkins. 751 00:36:41,771 --> 00:36:44,183 Temperatures reaching near 60 degrees 752 00:36:44,207 --> 00:36:46,719 but not tonight or tomorrow. 753 00:36:46,743 --> 00:36:50,256 Today in Pittsburgh, temperatures again below Norma. 754 00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:53,682 Currently, International Airport sky conditions... 755 00:36:55,252 --> 00:36:58,831 You know, if I kind of tilt my head and squint my eyes, 756 00:36:58,855 --> 00:37:02,702 it kind of looks like a Jackson Pollock painting. 757 00:37:02,726 --> 00:37:03,683 You're still drunk, man. 758 00:37:03,707 --> 00:37:05,107 That's... that's not... 759 00:37:12,035 --> 00:37:13,846 - Ah... - Ooh. 760 00:37:16,106 --> 00:37:18,851 - I told you. - Yeah, you... 761 00:37:18,875 --> 00:37:22,578 Yes, sir. Thank you. 762 00:37:25,482 --> 00:37:27,059 De Niro good? 763 00:37:27,083 --> 00:37:28,794 De Niro great. 764 00:37:28,818 --> 00:37:30,897 Yeah, he's either the most forgiving person on the planet 765 00:37:30,921 --> 00:37:33,014 or he really just doesn't 766 00:37:33,038 --> 00:37:35,535 care about me at all. 767 00:37:41,064 --> 00:37:43,176 So what does that now mean 768 00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:45,178 for the backup plan? 769 00:37:45,202 --> 00:37:48,080 Who is Nick Foles? 770 00:37:48,104 --> 00:37:49,782 Well, Nicole, I wouldn't take a Nick Foles... 771 00:37:49,806 --> 00:37:53,319 You still think about that? 772 00:37:53,343 --> 00:37:56,122 - The imaginary kingdom? - Ghost Kingdom? 773 00:37:56,146 --> 00:37:57,557 Yes. Ghost Kingdom. 774 00:37:57,581 --> 00:37:59,559 Uh... 775 00:37:59,583 --> 00:38:02,425 Most people, it fades away as they get older, 776 00:38:02,426 --> 00:38:05,072 but, uh, I've held onto mine. 777 00:38:05,096 --> 00:38:08,308 Still go there in my dreams, occasionally, even now. 778 00:38:08,332 --> 00:38:12,913 It's always me at the same age, always with the weatherman 779 00:38:12,937 --> 00:38:14,904 and the librarian and all of you guys. 780 00:38:17,975 --> 00:38:21,555 Even after I found William and then Laurel. 781 00:38:21,579 --> 00:38:23,357 Still can't seem to replace the weatherman 782 00:38:23,381 --> 00:38:25,749 and the librarian. 783 00:38:26,817 --> 00:38:29,062 Or us. 784 00:38:29,086 --> 00:38:30,420 Or you. 785 00:38:32,790 --> 00:38:35,425 I don't know, I must be stuck or something. 786 00:38:40,798 --> 00:38:43,410 It's a lot. 787 00:38:43,434 --> 00:38:44,901 What is? 788 00:38:51,008 --> 00:38:53,620 Rest of the world can't say the ugly thing. 789 00:38:53,644 --> 00:38:54,844 But we have to. 790 00:39:11,162 --> 00:39:17,567 You're not just my smart, successful brother, Randall. 791 00:39:19,637 --> 00:39:23,673 You're my Black, smart, successful brother. 792 00:39:28,546 --> 00:39:30,714 And I think maybe I did resent that. 793 00:39:33,718 --> 00:39:37,164 And maybe I thought you getting special treatment 794 00:39:37,188 --> 00:39:41,691 was mixed up with... with you being Black. 795 00:39:46,897 --> 00:39:51,201 And I wanted to take you down a notch, and I... 796 00:39:53,270 --> 00:39:57,384 ...I overlooked things that I shouldn't have. 797 00:39:57,408 --> 00:40:00,410 And I took shots at you that I shouldn't have taken. 798 00:40:04,482 --> 00:40:07,751 And I was more jealous of you than I should've been. 799 00:40:14,992 --> 00:40:16,126 Hmm. 800 00:40:18,162 --> 00:40:21,308 I mean, hey, look, I-I'm pretty successful myself, right? 801 00:40:21,332 --> 00:40:23,610 Well, not everybody's got Bobby D on speed dial. 802 00:40:26,537 --> 00:40:27,513 Uncle Kevin! 803 00:40:27,514 --> 00:40:29,583 Hey! Bring it in here for the real thing! 804 00:40:29,607 --> 00:40:31,985 What's up? How's everybody doing? What, we got food? 805 00:40:32,009 --> 00:40:33,710 Let's go, let's chow. 806 00:40:36,747 --> 00:40:38,325 - You guys do some shopping? - Uncle Kevin! 807 00:40:38,349 --> 00:40:40,327 - Hey! - Great to see you. 808 00:40:40,351 --> 00:40:41,662 Good to see you. 809 00:41:12,583 --> 00:41:14,961 How about some tunes with dinner? 810 00:41:14,985 --> 00:41:17,587 Yes. Mommy loves that. 811 00:41:18,656 --> 00:41:20,901 Randall, how does this taste? 812 00:41:20,925 --> 00:41:22,335 - Mmm. - Mmm. 813 00:41:22,359 --> 00:41:23,937 - Mommy did good? - Mm-hmm. 814 00:41:23,961 --> 00:41:25,405 Mmm. 815 00:41:25,429 --> 00:41:28,275 ? To be free ? 816 00:41:28,299 --> 00:41:32,079 ? I wish I could break ? 817 00:41:32,103 --> 00:41:37,017 ? All the chains holdin' me ? 818 00:41:37,041 --> 00:41:39,386 ? I wish I could say ? 819 00:41:39,410 --> 00:41:43,824 ? All the things that I should say ? 820 00:41:43,848 --> 00:41:48,295 ? Say 'em loud, say 'em clear ? 821 00:41:48,319 --> 00:41:51,798 ? For the whole round world to hear ? 822 00:41:51,822 --> 00:41:55,836 ? I wish I could share ? 823 00:41:55,860 --> 00:41:58,561 ? All the love that's in my heart. ? 824 00:41:58,912 --> 00:42:02,709 Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com.