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Huh.

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Hmm.

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Hmm.

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Buckle up. We're going to overtime.

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- What the hell is this?
- Warriors and Knicks overtime.

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Ashley... five stars.

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Natalya... four stars.

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Cornelia... one star.

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What, because her name was Cornelia?

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That's not her fault, you
should give her parents one star.

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It's my amends list for Al-Anon.

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And you hid it behind my panty drawer?

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Freak.

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I wasn't hiding anything, I lost it.

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I wrote that a year ago.

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You know, I don't just vent about
you at Al-Anon. I do the steps.

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Let's get ready for the tip-off.

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Except that one.

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Yeah, you're gonna catch
the highlights, pal.

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So, you owe an amends
to all these women?

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And some of their husbands.

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And what do the stars mean?

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How hot they were?

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It's how bad my behavior was.

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- Candy was four stars?
- Yeah.

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Actually, in both departments.

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So... you wrote down this list

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of, like, a thousand names,

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and you haven't gotten
in touch with any of them?

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Correct.

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And, by the way, where is my name?

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Oh, wait, here I am.

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Different Bonnie.

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- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -
-- for www.addic7ed.com --

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Interesting. My amends list was

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a bunch of laws I broke.

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Yours is a bunch of hearts you broke.

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My Al-Anon sponsor had me
look at my patterns with women,

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and I did a lot of damage there.

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I was either drawn to
drama or creating it.

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Like you create it with me?

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Sure.

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So I...

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made this list and then I lost it.

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If that's not a sign
from my higher power...

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Yeah, nice try.

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At least I had drugs
and drinking to blame.

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Yeah, you had alcohol.

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I had a penis.

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Both weapons of mass destruction
when used irresponsibly.

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Well, there's your list.
There's your phone, get cracking.

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I know I should.

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I just don't know what to say.

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And that's where, once again,
you are fortunate to have me.

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No one has made more amends
to more people than I have.

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It's the reason I learned Spanish.

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I've done them in person,
on the phone, in song.

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I'm not gonna sing to anyone.

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The DMV lady loved it.

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? I'm sorry I drove
us off a bridge ?

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? During my three-point turn ?

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? But I was tripping
balls on acid. ?

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Don't be shy with the jazz hands.

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I-I don't know. I've got
six pages of past here.

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Well, let's start at the beginning.

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What's the story with five-star Ashley?

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Uh, she was a girl I started
dating right out of college...

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- Redhead, psych major, loved to ski.
- Get to the stars.

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I slept with somebody she knew.

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Go on.

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And when I moved to L.A.,

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I accidentally on purpose
didn't give her my new number.

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- That's it?
- And I kept her Supertramp album.

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Supertramp? You did her a favor.

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Let me tell you, honey, making
amends is a lot like sex.

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The first time, it's awkward 'cause
you don't know what you're doing.

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And then you get better
at it and it's fun,

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and eventually you get so good,

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you set up a camera and film yourself.

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Hypothetically.

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- Should we have waited for Bonnie?
- She never waits for us.

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But you know she's
gonna get more mad at me

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than the rest of you guys.

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Don't worry, if she comes
after you, I got your back.

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- Thanks.
- Incoming.

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Seriously, Wendy? You couldn't wait?

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- We tried to tell her.
- What was that?

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How you survive seven years in prison.

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Give me the cake. I need it
after the morning I just had.

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You know, you don't
have to come every day.

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At my urging,

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Adam decided to embark
on his amends journey.

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Let's just say the first
one did not go so well.

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She's dead?

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Jazz hands.

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Oh, so sad.

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Kicked the bucket six months ago.

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Dead. That's a tough
one out of the gate.

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- Yeah. He still gets credit for trying.
- Mm.

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I remember my first time
tackling my amends list.

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Did you have Agnes at the
switchboard connect you

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to Klondike-five, zero-one-nine-eight?

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No.

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It was in a phone booth,

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and I had to do awful things
to get the change for the call.

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Mm. I had a whole section of my list

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that was just "things I set on fire."

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Adam's taking this
woman's death very hard.

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I caught him crying while
he was brushing his teeth.

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It's so gross when men feel.

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Yeah. It's like women being
umpires... who needs that?

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Oh, God.

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I'm sorry, were you an umpire?

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I bet you looked real
cute in those gray slacks.

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No, this makes me realize it's
time I get to my big amends.

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You mean like not having
my back with Bonnie?

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Why don't we let that
one go, sweetheart?

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So, who is it? A fella you done wrong?

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Oh, I know.

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Did you set someone on
fire in their jail cell?

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What is it with you and fire?

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Oh, honestly, it's just so
beautiful while it destroys.

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Someone talk.

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It's the steakhouse I robbed.

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I've driven by it so many times.

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I've just never had
the courage to go in.

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Yeah, me, too, but for
very different reasons.

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The only steak that costs
$4.99 is called horse.

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You know what? I'm starting
to think it was the husband.

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He's too nice, and they wouldn't use

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an actor like that unless he murdered.

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And that guy had a show, remember?

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Remember, he lived on a boat
and gave free legal advice

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to other people that lived on boats?

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What was it called? Boat's La?

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- I-I don't really care.
- Yeah, well, neither did America.

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That's why it's not on anymore.

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Aren't you gonna open that beer?

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No, you can have it.

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Unless you want me to
end up on a pool floatie

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in the Bellagio fountain, no, I cannot.

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Sorry.

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What's going on?

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You have barely said a word... all day,

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and now you're not paying
attention to NCIS: New Orleans.

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And this is a good one.

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The crawdads ate the
guy's fingerprints off.

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I'm f... I'm fine.

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Oh, my God.

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Are you still upset about Ashley?

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Hello, that was Tuesday.

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The official mourning
period for a girl you dated

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during the Reagan
administration is over.

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You women all want us to
be vulnerable until we are.

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You're sad because you
kissed a girl who's dead.

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I mean, if it's any comfort,

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I had sex with someone
while he was dying.

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Actually, wait.

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That happened twice.

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I think I'd like to be alone.

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Seriously? You're pushing me away?

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I just need some space.

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Are you still in love with Ashley?

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Do you have a secret family?

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Oh, God, I got to get out of here.

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To go and see them?

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What is it, little Adam's birthday?

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- You're crazy.
- Why is this affecting you so much?

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It just is, okay?

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Where are you going? I'm trying to help.

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Try less.

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Legal Seagull! That was
the name of the show.

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Hi, hello, are you the manager?

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Who's asking?

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Well, my name is Tammy Diffendorf,

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and when this was an Outback, I...

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Hey, we chose to change the name.

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They didn't leave us.

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Okay. Well, nine years ago,

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I robbed this restaurant
and I went to prison.

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And since that time, I've
gotten sober and changed my life.

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And... I just really want to
make amends for my crime.

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Oh, I remember.

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You wore a catsuit and hit
us on cops-eat-free night.

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That security footage was a staple

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at the Christmas party for years.

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Also a staple at my trial.

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You know what the real crime is?

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Nine years later, I still work here.

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Anyway, um...

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I can't take back what I did,

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but I want you to know from
the bottom of my heart...

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Excuse me.

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Hey, Bon, I'm kind of in
the middle of something here.

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Have you seen Adam?

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He took off in the RV, and
he's not answering his phone.

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Oh, my God. Is this blood?

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I'm sorry, Bonnie.

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I haven't heard from him,
but I'm sure he'll be back.

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Are you? He basically
drove off in a house.

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There's nothing to stop him
from starting a new life.

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And he just learned
how to remove his fingerprints.

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Follow my logic here.

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A hamburger is meat
between two pieces of bread.

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How is that not a sandwich?

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Because it's a hamburger. It's
its own damn thing, D'rryl.

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Please stop using my name like that.

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I will when you finally
make a point, D'rryl.

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All right, smart guy,
what about a patty melt?

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- Not a sandwich.
- Stop embarrassing yourself.

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It's a melt, it's
right there in the name.

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I can't even look at you.

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00:10:01,373 --> 00:10:03,942
Will you two please shut the hell up?

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00:10:05,154 --> 00:10:06,588
Excuse me?

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00:10:06,613 --> 00:10:09,505
I've been listening to you
jackasses for 20 minutes.

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00:10:09,530 --> 00:10:11,065
Is a hot dog a sandwich?

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00:10:11,090 --> 00:10:12,391
Is a taco a sandwich?

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00:10:12,416 --> 00:10:14,752
Is a jelly doughnut a sandwich?

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Who cares? We're all gonna die!

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What's your problem, Wheels?

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00:10:20,849 --> 00:10:24,974
- Don't you call me that.
- Oh, okay. Chair?

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00:10:36,381 --> 00:10:39,275
Sorry about that. My friend's
husband seems to be missing.

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Oh. You might want to take a
look around, and see if he's here.

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We get a lot of angry men eating alone.

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I'm sure the Bloomin'
Onion cheers 'em up.

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Hey, we don't offer
that product or anything

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that infringes on its trademark.

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All right, let's wrap up the apology.

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I've got a sneeze guard to wipe down.

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- It's actually an amends.
- What's the difference?

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Well, an apology is
just saying "I'm sorry."

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An amends is an attempt

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to actually change the
way you live your life.

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- That's part of an apology.
- No, it's not.

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00:11:05,742 --> 00:11:07,142
- It is where I come from.
- No, no.

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00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:08,736
An apology is just saying you're sorry.

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You're not actually doing anything.

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Totally disagree. A sincere desire

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to change must be
included in any apology,

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or it doesn't count.

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00:11:15,217 --> 00:11:16,552
No, see, the word "amends" comes

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from the root word "mend,"
meaning "to repair."

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So an amends is a... an
attempt to fix things.

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Are you gonna stand there and tell
me an apology doesn't fix things?

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This got kind of intense.

246
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Which is strange 'cause
I really don't care.

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Look, I'm just trying to work my program

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so I can be more spiritually evolved!

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If you really want to make
a difference in the world,

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how about you and I go
out to the parking lot,

251
00:11:39,709 --> 00:11:41,739
you hop in your car and run me over?

252
00:11:45,749 --> 00:11:48,364
- Hey, Nancy.
- Marge!

253
00:11:48,396 --> 00:11:50,453
Did another one of your
lambs lose their way?

254
00:11:50,478 --> 00:11:52,680
Not officially one of mine,

255
00:11:52,705 --> 00:11:54,040
but he's married to one of mine.

256
00:11:54,065 --> 00:11:55,528
Adam Janikowski.

257
00:11:56,479 --> 00:11:59,149
Do you guys still
accept the Discover Card?

258
00:11:59,467 --> 00:12:02,770
Yeah. You should be getting
the friends and family discount.

259
00:12:03,830 --> 00:12:06,099
Janikowski's ride's here.

260
00:12:06,478 --> 00:12:09,381
Let me guess. You nailed him on a 647?

261
00:12:09,989 --> 00:12:12,013
Boy, you're good. Huh.

262
00:12:12,038 --> 00:12:14,207
Could've had him on a 415, too.

263
00:12:14,232 --> 00:12:15,724
- A fight?
- Mm.

264
00:12:15,749 --> 00:12:17,717
Who would fight a man in a wheelchair?

265
00:12:17,858 --> 00:12:20,727
Someone who got punched in the
face by a man in a wheelchair.

266
00:12:26,447 --> 00:12:28,091
Thanks for coming.

267
00:12:29,410 --> 00:12:31,479
Sorry I called you instead of Bonnie.

268
00:12:32,231 --> 00:12:33,865
I just can't deal with her right now.

269
00:12:33,890 --> 00:12:35,758
Sometimes she makes me so mad.

270
00:12:35,867 --> 00:12:38,803
And you end up punching
somebody who doesn't deserve it.

271
00:12:39,390 --> 00:12:41,677
Been there, just never got caught.

272
00:12:45,083 --> 00:12:47,726
I am not having a good day.

273
00:12:47,751 --> 00:12:50,253
Terrific, and sitting next to me.

274
00:12:51,718 --> 00:12:54,062
You can't whisper when the
person's right next to you.

275
00:12:54,087 --> 00:12:56,948
- It doesn't work.
- She does it all the time.

276
00:12:56,973 --> 00:12:58,341
What are you doing?

277
00:12:58,557 --> 00:13:02,085
You're like a kid at the zoo
poking a stick through the bars.

278
00:13:03,186 --> 00:13:05,820
First, Adam took off in
his stupid house-on-wheels,

279
00:13:05,845 --> 00:13:08,157
and now he won't answer
my calls or my texts.

280
00:13:08,182 --> 00:13:09,898
Marjorie isn't answering my texts.

281
00:13:09,923 --> 00:13:12,336
This one took my call
but was very distracted.

282
00:13:12,562 --> 00:13:15,540
Hey, I was mid-amends with the
manager of the place I robbed.

283
00:13:15,565 --> 00:13:16,822
He's an interesting guy.

284
00:13:16,847 --> 00:13:19,717
Did you know the first steak
ever was served in Italy?

285
00:13:20,351 --> 00:13:22,335
I'm guessing the first
steak ever was served

286
00:13:22,360 --> 00:13:24,028
when a cow got hit by lightning.

287
00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:25,872
In Italy.

288
00:13:26,945 --> 00:13:29,220
I just... I don't understand
why he's so upset.

289
00:13:29,245 --> 00:13:30,335
And why is he shutting me out?

290
00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:31,995
I'm in his corner no matter what.

291
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:34,515
Did you let him know that
whatever he's feeling is okay,

292
00:13:34,540 --> 00:13:35,908
and you can handle it?

293
00:13:35,933 --> 00:13:37,344
While being patient and understanding

294
00:13:37,369 --> 00:13:39,304
with both looks and your tone?

295
00:13:40,590 --> 00:13:42,334
I don't know.

296
00:13:42,740 --> 00:13:45,351
Maybe. I-I might have been
a little insensitive.

297
00:13:45,422 --> 00:13:48,632
I can't be sure unless Marjorie
is here making a face at me.

298
00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:52,570
The odds of you being
insensitive are pretty good.

299
00:13:53,154 --> 00:13:56,514
That's very insensitive
of you to point that out.

300
00:13:56,539 --> 00:13:58,741
Wait. Was that insensitive
or just annoying?

301
00:13:58,823 --> 00:14:00,825
Where the hell is Marjorie?!

302
00:14:04,614 --> 00:14:06,415
This is nice.

303
00:14:06,781 --> 00:14:10,253
- You got your own fortress of solitude.
- Yeah.

304
00:14:10,278 --> 00:14:12,881
I felt like I needed to
be alone with my thoughts.

305
00:14:14,246 --> 00:14:16,182
Then I thought,

306
00:14:16,459 --> 00:14:18,528
"Now I'm alone with my thoughts."

307
00:14:19,537 --> 00:14:21,539
And then my thoughts said to me,

308
00:14:21,564 --> 00:14:23,499
"Why are you leaving us alone with you?"

309
00:14:23,939 --> 00:14:25,343
And next thing you know,

310
00:14:25,368 --> 00:14:27,212
I'm bailing you out
instead of your wife.

311
00:14:27,237 --> 00:14:28,972
Yeah.

312
00:14:29,556 --> 00:14:30,962
So what's going on?

313
00:14:30,987 --> 00:14:32,522
Beats the hell out of me.

314
00:14:32,671 --> 00:14:34,272
I started making my amends.

315
00:14:34,297 --> 00:14:36,118
Number one on the list is dead.

316
00:14:36,143 --> 00:14:37,944
It knocked me sideways.

317
00:14:37,969 --> 00:14:40,548
And then I got in my first
bar fight of our new century.

318
00:14:40,573 --> 00:14:43,327
Mm. That still doesn't
help me understand

319
00:14:43,352 --> 00:14:45,321
why you didn't call Bonnie.

320
00:14:45,657 --> 00:14:48,624
Because Bonnie couldn't
understand why I was upset.

321
00:14:48,949 --> 00:14:51,118
Uh, and neither can you.

322
00:14:52,470 --> 00:14:54,025
You know, Bonnie's always talking

323
00:14:54,050 --> 00:14:55,761
about how helpful you are.

324
00:14:56,386 --> 00:14:58,709
Whe-When does that part kick in?

325
00:14:59,884 --> 00:15:02,509
When you get honest about
what's really going on.

326
00:15:02,534 --> 00:15:04,536
Oh, that was good.

327
00:15:05,741 --> 00:15:08,230
Well, one thing...
Might be it, might not...

328
00:15:10,050 --> 00:15:11,822
I didn't tell her the whole truth

329
00:15:11,847 --> 00:15:13,269
about what happened with Ashley.

330
00:15:15,685 --> 00:15:17,902
You're gonna play it that way, huh?

331
00:15:17,927 --> 00:15:19,895
Okay.

332
00:15:20,110 --> 00:15:21,778
We broke up because
I slept with somebody,

333
00:15:21,803 --> 00:15:23,472
and that somebody was her mother.

334
00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:26,940
I'd appreciate if you
wouldn't look at me right now.

335
00:15:26,965 --> 00:15:28,933
I'll stare into my coffee. Go on.

336
00:15:28,958 --> 00:15:31,759
I didn't sleep with her once.
I slept with her seven times.

337
00:15:32,710 --> 00:15:34,465
You might want to grip
your seat for this moment.

338
00:15:34,490 --> 00:15:36,613
There was one day where
I slept with them both.

339
00:15:38,407 --> 00:15:40,277
How much of this does Bonnie know?

340
00:15:40,302 --> 00:15:43,287
Not much. There was some
heavy editing of the truth.

341
00:15:44,511 --> 00:15:48,277
Oh. I did this horrible
thing that I've lived with for years,

342
00:15:48,302 --> 00:15:51,739
and now there's no way for me
to ever make amends to Ashley.

343
00:15:52,300 --> 00:15:55,933
Not direct amends, but you
can make a living amends.

344
00:15:56,034 --> 00:15:58,197
We don't do this to stay
in the guilt and shame.

345
00:15:58,222 --> 00:16:00,191
We do this to move forward.

346
00:16:00,965 --> 00:16:03,299
So, how do I do that?

347
00:16:03,324 --> 00:16:05,459
You can start by living differently

348
00:16:05,610 --> 00:16:08,144
so that it never
happens with anyone else.

349
00:16:08,338 --> 00:16:10,293
Well, I already do that.

350
00:16:12,843 --> 00:16:17,214
Maybe part of living differently
is being honest with Bonnie.

351
00:16:18,930 --> 00:16:21,724
Even if it's hard, even if it hurts.

352
00:16:21,749 --> 00:16:23,684
Oh, it's gonna hurt.

353
00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:27,389
At this point, it'll hurt either way.

354
00:16:28,126 --> 00:16:30,634
Thanks... for being here.

355
00:16:31,767 --> 00:16:35,125
If I can ever do anything to repay you,
like, like...

356
00:16:35,150 --> 00:16:38,337
You can loan me this thing next
time there's a music festival.

357
00:16:38,478 --> 00:16:41,775
I can't even go anymore
'cause I have to pee too much.

358
00:16:44,943 --> 00:16:47,009
So, to review...

359
00:16:47,552 --> 00:16:50,521
You cheated on Ashley with her mother,

360
00:16:50,546 --> 00:16:53,197
you cheated on her mother with Ashley,

361
00:16:53,222 --> 00:16:55,759
you chose not to tell me those facts,

362
00:16:55,784 --> 00:16:57,751
you got arrested in a bar fight,

363
00:16:57,776 --> 00:17:00,412
and then called Marjorie
instead of your loving wife.

364
00:17:00,711 --> 00:17:04,715
To be fair, those events took
place over a 40-year period.

365
00:17:05,623 --> 00:17:07,591
Still stings.

366
00:17:07,616 --> 00:17:09,954
You're right. I'll add you to the list.

367
00:17:09,979 --> 00:17:12,150
No, no, you already have
a Bonnie on your list.

368
00:17:12,175 --> 00:17:14,344
This one's gonna need jewelry.

369
00:17:15,540 --> 00:17:17,740
I should have shared with you first.

370
00:17:17,765 --> 00:17:21,560
- Why didn't you?
- 'Cause I was ashamed of myself.

371
00:17:23,486 --> 00:17:25,751
Ashley and her mother
ended up not speaking,

372
00:17:25,776 --> 00:17:27,485
and that was all on me.

373
00:17:27,510 --> 00:17:29,612
Oh, honey.

374
00:17:30,027 --> 00:17:31,696
You sit in those meetings,

375
00:17:31,721 --> 00:17:34,282
and you hear all the ways that
people have hurt each other,

376
00:17:34,307 --> 00:17:35,918
and you start thinking
about all the stuff

377
00:17:35,943 --> 00:17:38,314
that you've done that
you're not proud of.

378
00:17:38,339 --> 00:17:42,943
I mean... I felt so awful
about so many things.

379
00:17:42,968 --> 00:17:44,903
And I...

380
00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:47,228
started to worry, "How...

381
00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:52,103
How can Bonnie ever feel
the same way about me again?"

382
00:17:54,016 --> 00:17:55,951
I like the way you look at me.

383
00:17:55,976 --> 00:17:57,855
I don't want that to change.

384
00:17:57,880 --> 00:17:59,165
Oh...

385
00:17:59,757 --> 00:18:02,579
After all the things you've
learned about me over the years,

386
00:18:02,604 --> 00:18:04,862
how can I sit here and judge you?

387
00:18:04,887 --> 00:18:07,017
I mean, I love that you have a past.

388
00:18:07,042 --> 00:18:09,611
Your past is what's made you you.

389
00:18:09,636 --> 00:18:12,736
And-and it's something to talk
about if the cable goes out.

390
00:18:14,394 --> 00:18:18,464
And... I am sorry if I
was a little hard on you

391
00:18:18,489 --> 00:18:20,610
- when you were being...
- Emotional?

392
00:18:20,748 --> 00:18:21,931
Yeah.

393
00:18:22,085 --> 00:18:27,095
I'm happy to know you're
someone who's capable of remorse.

394
00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:28,861
I mean, given that
half the world decided

395
00:18:28,886 --> 00:18:30,454
shame is no longer a thing anymore,

396
00:18:30,479 --> 00:18:32,113
it's kind of refreshing.

397
00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:35,094
Thank you.

398
00:18:35,587 --> 00:18:37,251
And you know what else?

399
00:18:38,535 --> 00:18:40,604
I think I owe you an amends.

400
00:18:40,890 --> 00:18:43,275
Man, this amends thing
is just a carousel

401
00:18:43,300 --> 00:18:44,860
- you can't get off, isn't it?
- Mm-hmm.

402
00:18:52,917 --> 00:18:54,745
Are we seriously eating here?

403
00:18:54,778 --> 00:18:57,212
You all smell that, don't you?

404
00:18:57,507 --> 00:19:00,835
- Oh, hi, Lou. Table for four.
- Are you messing with me?

405
00:19:00,860 --> 00:19:03,496
My friends and I eat out
about 17 times a week,

406
00:19:03,521 --> 00:19:05,587
so I figured we'd work
you into the rotation.

407
00:19:05,612 --> 00:19:08,348
How about you go ahead and dust
off one of those tables for us?

408
00:19:08,373 --> 00:19:10,274
Is this still part of
the whole apology thing?

409
00:19:10,299 --> 00:19:13,072
- Amends.
- Do not go there. He will not yield.

410
00:19:13,745 --> 00:19:15,614
All right, ladies, follow me.

411
00:19:15,757 --> 00:19:19,884
And I never said this, but skip
the surf, stick to the turf.

412
00:19:21,238 --> 00:19:23,736
- Your fish isn't fresh?
- It's not even fish.

413
00:19:25,935 --> 00:19:29,605
Where is she? Where is she?

414
00:19:29,630 --> 00:19:31,665
You look high, I'll look low.

415
00:19:31,690 --> 00:19:34,556
Geez, you think they
charge more for eye-level?

416
00:19:34,581 --> 00:19:37,183
Probably. It's like a grocery store.

417
00:19:37,464 --> 00:19:38,999
I feel bad for the bottom row.

418
00:19:39,024 --> 00:19:41,618
Stuck down there like
the off-brand soda.

419
00:19:42,151 --> 00:19:45,486
Their loved ones have to pop a
squat just to say "I miss you."

420
00:19:47,017 --> 00:19:49,767
Think you could save the
op-ed for the drive home?

421
00:19:49,792 --> 00:19:51,660
Yeah. Sorry.

422
00:19:51,685 --> 00:19:53,945
Hey. Here she is,

423
00:19:54,710 --> 00:19:56,205
right next to her mother.

424
00:19:56,902 --> 00:19:58,570
I bet they made up, huh?

425
00:19:58,842 --> 00:20:00,277
I hope so.

426
00:20:00,985 --> 00:20:04,031
I'll just... put the flowers
in the little vase

427
00:20:04,056 --> 00:20:05,758
and let you do your thing.

428
00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:09,923
By the way, he grew
up to be a really good man.

429
00:20:17,306 --> 00:20:20,245
Hey, Ashley. It's Adam.

430
00:20:22,644 --> 00:20:27,644
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