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Previously on Young Sheldon...

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What are you doing here?

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Apparently, the head of the college

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wants to talk to us.

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I'll just get right to the point.

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I would like you and your son

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to meet with a very important
benefactor of the college.

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- Why us?
- Sheldon is

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an impressive addition
to the physics program,

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and-and we like our
donors to feel really good

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about where their money's going.

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No, thank you.

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Can I speak to you alone?

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Will you give us a minute?

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Very well. But if you're looking to see

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if my father will be a potential donor,

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you are barking up the wrong tree.

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People often ask why I was so resistant

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to getting a driver's license.

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My spotty history with motor vehicles

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was certainly a factor.

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Please slow down.

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I'm going eight miles an hour.

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A cow just passed us.

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You're gonna hit it!

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Make it stop!

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It's just a car wash.

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- Do something!
- It's just a car wash.

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We're gonna die!

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Just a car wash.

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Why did I agree to this?

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I don't care for this at all.

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Oh!

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Oh, my God.

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Are you okay?

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Yes, I think so.

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Tow truck's on the way.

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You sure

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we shouldn't call an ambulance?

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I'm fine. Sheldon?

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I feel fine.

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What happened?

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Oh, a cat ran in front of me.

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You couldn't stop?

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I tried, but the brake just gave out.

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Well, thank goodness it wasn't worse.

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I should have aimed for the cat.

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Looks like your car's gonna be
out of commission for a while.

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If you need a ride, the church
offers a shuttle service.

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I'm not getting on that geezer bus.

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It's just for people
who can't get around.

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That's 'cause they're so shriveled up,

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they can't even see
over the steering wheel.

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That's not nice.

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I've driven that van... it is grim.

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If Meemaw doesn't have a car,
who's gonna drive me to college?

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I guess if we leave early,
I could take you before work.

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Hey, when you take the
shuttle, bring hard candy.

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They gobble it up.

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I can't believe

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you and Meemaw almost died tonight.

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I wouldn't say we almost died.

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Well, that's what I'm
saying at school tomorrow.

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- Why?
- It's called good storytelling.

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- But it's lying.
- They don't know that.

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You weren't even in the car.

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Doesn't matter. Shay McElheney's dad

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had a kidney stone... she got
out of homework for a week.

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I can't believe you'd use
my traumatic experience

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to manipulate people.

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Really? I can.

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- Hey, did the engine catch fire?
- No!

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You're in shock. You
don't know what happened.

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I might be a little late
picking you up tonight,

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so you can wait in the library.

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- All right.
- I didn't have time

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to make lunch, so

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are you okay...

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Okay.

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What's going on?

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- I can't do it.
- What's wrong?

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What if there's another crash?

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Baby, that's not gonna happen again.

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You don't know that.

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Sheldon, if you don't get in right now,

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you're going to miss school.

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True.

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I know you don't believe in it,

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but I'm gonna say an extra
special prayer right now

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to keep us safe.

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Lord,

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please look after me and Sheldon

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on our drive to school...

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I'll get back to you.

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- You see Sheldon?
- That way.

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What's going on?

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He's having some sort of panic attack.

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Oh, man. My story just
keeps getting better.

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Baby, you can't go the rest of your life

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never getting in a car again.

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Before cars were invented,
people did it all the time.

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Well, I'm not gonna force you.

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Thank you.

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I can't get him in the car.

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So what now?

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So he's not going to school.

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You know, on The A-Team,
Mr. T is afraid to fly,

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and they give him special
milk to put him to sleep.

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- Ooh.
- No!

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Aw.

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I don't care what your guy says.

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Have him check it again.

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Sorry, I'm cranky.

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No problem. I like when you
yell at people who aren't me.

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Stupid mechanic said
the brakes are just fine.

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Well, you probably
stepped on the wrong pedal.

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I didn't.

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I'm just saying, it happens

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with people our age, you know.

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I've been driving my whole life.

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I know which pedal is which.

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- Now you're yelling at me.
- Sorry.

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What do you think about letting
me borrow your truck today?

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- I don't know.
- Why not?

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'Cause I like my truck.

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Not funny.

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It is. You're just cranky.

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Fine.

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Maybe I'll just ride
my bicycle to the salon.

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You ride a bike?

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Is that amusing to you?

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An old lady riding a bike?

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Oh, no.

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Shut up.

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Okay, will do.

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Oh, my goodness. Was anyone hurt?

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No. But now I got no car for a while.

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You could ride your bike.

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An old lady on a bike? That's not cool.

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Really? Then I won't
ask how I look on one.

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You look great.

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I know.

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I just wanted to hear you say it.

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So, there's no one
who can lend you a car?

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There is the church shuttle,

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but that just feels like
it's the end of the line.

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Oh, I wouldn't say that.

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There's all sorts of
depressing steps before the end.

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You've got full-time

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nursing care.

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Bye, John.

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Assisted living.

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- Bye, John.
- Hospice.

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- Bye, John.
- Life support.

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Bye, John!

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Pulling the plug.

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- Bye, John.
- Then...

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you make a miraculous recovery!

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- Great!
- But...

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the hospital bills

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- leave you destitute!
- Bye.

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Bye.

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Grant Linkletter.

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Dr. Linkletter, Sheldon Cooper.

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I wanted to let you know
I won't be in class today.

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- Is everything all right?
- Yes,

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but in the interest of self-preservation,

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I've decided to avoid
traveling in motor vehicles.

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I'm sure there's a story behind that.

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- There is.
- I don't want to hear it.

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So, how shall we handle today's class?

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Well, I'm sure you can get
notes from another student.

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Or you could give the
lecture to me right now.

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That's preposterous.

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Why? We could be creating
a new model of education

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where students could learn remotely.

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It could be the wave of the future.

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Sheldon, it's your responsibility

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to come to class, not mine
to bring the class to you.

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My meemaw gets cranky like
this when she's hungover.

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Is that what's happening here?

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First Baptist of Medford.
How may I bless you?

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I thought Peg answered the phones.

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Mom?

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Yeah.

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Something I can help you with?

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No, it can wait.

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You want the number to
the shuttle, don't you?

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Yes.

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Let me get that for you.

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Huh. Um, looking under
"G" for "geezer bus,"

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and it's not there.

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Oh, that's hilarious.

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Maybe it's under "O" for "old fogies."

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You know, you're not being a
very Christian person right now.

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I have enough prayers in the
bank, I can coast for a day.

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Just give me the number!

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All right. Now, remember when you call

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to let them know if you need
any help getting up stairs.

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Dr. Linkletter wouldn't
give me what I wanted.

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I couldn't tell on him to his mommy,

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but I could to his "work mommy."

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Sheldon. What can I do for you?

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I can't make it to school
today, and I'm concerned

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about the physics class I'm missing.

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And how come you're not here?

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I was in a car accident with my meemaw.

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Oh, my God. Are you okay?

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Well...

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I can't believe you'd use
my traumatic experience

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to manipulate people.

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Really? I can.

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...and then her car
had to get towed away.

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It was quite a traumatic experience.

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Oh, you poor thing.

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What can I do to help?

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If you turn to page 78 in the textbook,

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I'll begin today's lecture.

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We should come up with
some kind of video system

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so you can see when I raise my hand.

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Why don't you just tell me?

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Let's try it. Hand-raise.

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Yes, Sheldon.

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That worked great.

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Hey, Connie. Waiting for the mail?

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- Yeah. You know me.
- Yeah.

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Oh.

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Something from
Publishers Clearing House.

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Maybe you won.

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- Yeah, wouldn't that be something?
- Yeah.

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You know, people think

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Publishers Clearing House is Ed McMahon,

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but that's actually a different company.

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- Is that so?
- Yeah.

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Publishers Clearing
House is the Prize Patrol

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with the giant check.

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Ed McMahon...

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Well, it sure is nice
talking to you, Edwin. Bye.

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Oh.

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The church van. My grandma

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- rides that sometimes.
- Edwin.

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- Hmm?
- Beat it.

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All right. Yep.

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One can choose the extended-zone scheme,

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the reduced-zone scheme or the...

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- Hand-raise.
- Yes?

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I set you up on speakerphone,

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so now it's really like
I'm learning in the future.

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May I continue?

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Ahead warp factor five.

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That's from Star Trek,
which is also in the future.

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- Connie Tucker?
- Yeah.

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Give me one second. I'll help you in.

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No, no, I don't need your
help. I can get it myself.

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She opened that door by herself.

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Looks like we got a feisty one.

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Don't test me.

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Oh, yeah, she's feisty.

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What?

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She's feisty!

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What?

264
00:10:05,256 --> 00:10:06,778
Vern.

265
00:10:06,780 --> 00:10:08,562
Connie.

266
00:10:08,564 --> 00:10:10,477
Where you headed, Connie?

267
00:10:10,479 --> 00:10:11,783
Stop flirting with her.

268
00:10:11,785 --> 00:10:14,263
I'm not flirting with
her. I was being cordial.

269
00:10:14,265 --> 00:10:16,062
Mm-hmm. I'm Hortense,

270
00:10:16,065 --> 00:10:19,315
his wife, which, clearly,
he seems to have forgotten.

271
00:10:19,318 --> 00:10:21,275
Judas Priest, give it a rest.

272
00:10:21,278 --> 00:10:22,488
That's Doris.

273
00:10:22,491 --> 00:10:24,491
- Hello, Doris.
- What?

274
00:10:24,493 --> 00:10:26,495
Turn on your hearing aid.

275
00:10:27,740 --> 00:10:29,174
It's nice to meet y'all.

276
00:10:29,177 --> 00:10:32,324
And to answer your question,
I'm headed to the salon.

277
00:10:32,327 --> 00:10:34,283
Oh, fancy.

278
00:10:34,285 --> 00:10:36,636
We're headed to the pharmacy.

279
00:10:38,246 --> 00:10:39,854
Seven pills a day.

280
00:10:39,856 --> 00:10:43,565
You take nine... Clearly
one ain't working.

281
00:10:43,568 --> 00:10:45,730
Okay, I'm on. What'd I miss?

282
00:10:45,732 --> 00:10:48,210
She's headed to the salon!

283
00:10:48,212 --> 00:10:50,345
Ooh, fancy.

284
00:11:01,965 --> 00:11:03,399
Cooper residence.

285
00:11:03,401 --> 00:11:05,967
Sheldon, President Hagemeyer again.

286
00:11:05,969 --> 00:11:09,231
Just calling to make sure it all
worked out with Dr. Linkletter.

287
00:11:09,233 --> 00:11:10,668
Yes, everything went quite well.

288
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,757
Although he was a tad irritable.

289
00:11:12,759 --> 00:11:15,368
Maybe because I ripped him a new one.

290
00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:17,544
- A new what?
- Not important.

291
00:11:17,546 --> 00:11:19,720
Uh, whatever you need for classes,

292
00:11:19,722 --> 00:11:21,200
you just say the word.

293
00:11:21,202 --> 00:11:23,202
I suppose it could be
helpful if I could dial

294
00:11:23,204 --> 00:11:25,247
into the university's server while still

295
00:11:25,249 --> 00:11:26,684
on the phone with my professors.

296
00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:28,381
Like a second phone line?

297
00:11:28,383 --> 00:11:29,817
We can take care of that.

298
00:11:29,819 --> 00:11:31,210
Well, as my meemaw would say,

299
00:11:31,212 --> 00:11:33,560
"Aren't you just a spoonful of sugar?"

300
00:11:35,433 --> 00:11:38,140
Who is he talking to all this time?

301
00:11:38,143 --> 00:11:40,959
And if there's anything else
you need, you just let me know.

302
00:11:40,961 --> 00:11:42,874
I can't think of anything
except that I wanted

303
00:11:42,876 --> 00:11:44,702
Strawberry Quik and my
brother put the empty

304
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,704
milk carton back in the fridge.

305
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,531
Ah, brothers, they're the worst.

306
00:11:48,533 --> 00:11:50,795
Mine's an environmental activist.

307
00:11:52,973 --> 00:11:54,581
And then they crashed into a tree.

308
00:11:54,583 --> 00:11:56,757
- Oh, no!
- The engine caught fire.

309
00:11:56,759 --> 00:11:58,498
My goodness, is everyone okay?

310
00:11:58,500 --> 00:11:59,760
Thankfully, yes.

311
00:11:59,762 --> 00:12:02,154
But I was pretty shook up.

312
00:12:02,156 --> 00:12:04,603
Well, don't worry about that test today.

313
00:12:04,606 --> 00:12:06,562
Thank you for understanding.

314
00:12:06,565 --> 00:12:08,247
Mm-hmm.

315
00:12:08,249 --> 00:12:11,337
Oh, and where are we
on homework tonight?

316
00:12:11,339 --> 00:12:13,165
- Don't push it.
- Right.

317
00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:15,460
Hey, I'm just gonna
run Doris into the bank.

318
00:12:15,463 --> 00:12:16,900
We'll be back in a minute.

319
00:12:17,911 --> 00:12:19,432
Doris. Whoa.

320
00:12:19,434 --> 00:12:21,826
You seem like you can get around,

321
00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:24,785
so why are you in this geezer-buggy?

322
00:12:24,787 --> 00:12:26,831
I had a little car accident.

323
00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:28,963
- Oh, no.
- Ooh. Anybody get hurt?

324
00:12:28,965 --> 00:12:30,530
Only the tree.

325
00:12:30,532 --> 00:12:32,097
Step on the wrong pedal?

326
00:12:32,099 --> 00:12:33,838
No.

327
00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:35,317
Maybe.

328
00:12:35,319 --> 00:12:36,839
Maybe, my ass.

329
00:12:36,842 --> 00:12:38,494
Hey, that sort of thing happens.

330
00:12:38,496 --> 00:12:39,887
Oh.

331
00:12:39,889 --> 00:12:42,281
He drove into all kinds of stuff

332
00:12:42,283 --> 00:12:43,804
before they took his keys away.

333
00:12:43,806 --> 00:12:45,197
Remember the goose?

334
00:12:45,199 --> 00:12:47,199
- Ooh.
- Feathers everywhere.

335
00:12:47,201 --> 00:12:49,114
- Huh.
- I just think it'd kill me

336
00:12:49,116 --> 00:12:51,116
to lose my independence like that.

337
00:12:51,118 --> 00:12:52,461
Oh, it's not so bad.

338
00:12:52,464 --> 00:12:55,076
Sometimes Clayton takes us to the park.

339
00:12:55,078 --> 00:12:56,382
Like dogs.

340
00:12:56,384 --> 00:12:57,992
I got places to go...

341
00:12:57,994 --> 00:12:59,777
Bowling league, water aerobics,

342
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,517
I drive my grandson to college.

343
00:13:01,519 --> 00:13:03,128
Why can't he drive himself?

344
00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:04,477
Well, he's 11.

345
00:13:04,479 --> 00:13:07,132
- Wha...?
- 11 and in college?

346
00:13:07,134 --> 00:13:08,263
He's special.

347
00:13:08,265 --> 00:13:11,203
Our grandson is 27.

348
00:13:11,206 --> 00:13:14,228
Mm, he may be the other kind of special.

349
00:13:22,598 --> 00:13:24,031
Sheldon?

350
00:13:24,034 --> 00:13:25,979
In my room.

351
00:13:27,676 --> 00:13:28,893
I saw a truck outside.

352
00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:30,372
What's wrong with the phone?

353
00:13:30,374 --> 00:13:32,113
Nothing.

354
00:13:32,115 --> 00:13:33,680
Adding a second line.

355
00:13:33,682 --> 00:13:34,899
I'm almost done here.

356
00:13:34,901 --> 00:13:36,335
Just got to hop up on the roof.

357
00:13:36,337 --> 00:13:39,901
Hold on. You can't just
add another phone line

358
00:13:39,904 --> 00:13:41,152
without asking.

359
00:13:41,155 --> 00:13:42,862
I didn't do it. The university did.

360
00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:45,126
- Why would they do that?
- I asked them to.

361
00:13:45,128 --> 00:13:46,998
Are you some sort of special kid?

362
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,695
You have no idea.

363
00:13:48,697 --> 00:13:50,742
Shouldn't you be up on the roof?

364
00:13:51,961 --> 00:13:55,267
You can't just ask the
university for things.

365
00:13:55,269 --> 00:13:57,399
President Hagemeyer
seemed so happy to help.

366
00:13:57,401 --> 00:13:58,836
Why rob her of that?

367
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:01,012
Sheldon, you are going to have

368
00:14:01,014 --> 00:14:02,883
to get in a car again eventually.

369
00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:04,406
It's not looking like it.

370
00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:08,021
This isn't over.

371
00:14:09,544 --> 00:14:11,196
Can I help you?

372
00:14:11,198 --> 00:14:13,828
- Grocery delivery for Sheldon Cooper?
- What is it?

373
00:14:13,831 --> 00:14:17,214
Looks like milk, straws and
three cans of Strawberry Quik.

374
00:14:17,217 --> 00:14:18,825
Oh, boy.

375
00:14:18,828 --> 00:14:20,204
Thank you.

376
00:14:20,207 --> 00:14:21,554
Would you tip him?

377
00:14:21,556 --> 00:14:23,026
I'm a little light.

378
00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:24,904
So, I was singing

379
00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:26,689
karaoke with my girlfriend

380
00:14:26,691 --> 00:14:29,910
who used to be married to
the guy I'm currently dating.

381
00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:32,130
What the heck is a karaoke?

382
00:14:32,132 --> 00:14:33,479
It's when you stand up and sing

383
00:14:33,482 --> 00:14:34,996
in front of everybody at the bar.

384
00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:37,177
You're like a Las Vegas showgirl.

385
00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:39,284
Oh, no, no, anybody can do it.

386
00:14:39,287 --> 00:14:41,845
- I'll take you sometime.
- Oh, please. Can we?

387
00:14:41,848 --> 00:14:44,706
Well, could I sing "Blue Suede Shoes"?

388
00:14:44,709 --> 00:14:45,707
You bet.

389
00:14:45,708 --> 00:14:48,015
You better turn your hearing
aid down for that one.

390
00:14:48,017 --> 00:14:49,147
You got that right.

391
00:14:49,149 --> 00:14:50,931
Tell me, when was the last time

392
00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:53,651
you went and got all
dolled up at a salon?

393
00:14:53,654 --> 00:14:55,239
I don't even remember.

394
00:14:55,242 --> 00:14:56,393
It's been years.

395
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,590
Does it look like I go to a salon?

396
00:14:58,593 --> 00:14:59,807
We're going now.

397
00:14:59,810 --> 00:15:02,534
I'm gonna take you, and it's on me.

398
00:15:02,537 --> 00:15:04,336
This is exciting.

399
00:15:04,338 --> 00:15:06,425
It's a good thing I got my heart pills.

400
00:15:09,201 --> 00:15:10,339
Hello.

401
00:15:10,342 --> 00:15:12,526
Hi. This is Linda Hagemeyer
from the university.

402
00:15:12,529 --> 00:15:14,267
Is this Mrs. Cooper?

403
00:15:14,270 --> 00:15:15,940
- Yes, it is.
- Excellent.

404
00:15:15,943 --> 00:15:18,117
Did the Strawberry Quik arrive?

405
00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:19,816
As a matter of fact, it did.

406
00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:22,167
Sounds like nasty stuff, but, hey,

407
00:15:22,170 --> 00:15:24,518
whatever floats the
little guy's boat, right?

408
00:15:24,521 --> 00:15:28,577
Listen, I appreciate that you
value Sheldon at your school.

409
00:15:28,579 --> 00:15:31,667
- Love him.
- But I am trying to raise him

410
00:15:31,669 --> 00:15:35,643
to be a well-rounded individual
who will get in a car.

411
00:15:35,646 --> 00:15:37,409
Oh, I wouldn't worry about that.

412
00:15:37,412 --> 00:15:40,327
Academia draws all kinds of eccentrics.

413
00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:42,156
Yeah, we've got a biology professor

414
00:15:42,158 --> 00:15:44,245
who hasn't cut his nails in years.

415
00:15:44,247 --> 00:15:46,552
Ugh. Looks like Edward Scissorhands.

416
00:15:46,554 --> 00:15:49,337
That is not what I want for my son.

417
00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:52,971
Do you have children?

418
00:15:52,974 --> 00:15:54,908
No, but thanks for bringing it up.

419
00:15:54,910 --> 00:15:58,738
Anyway, I would like Sheldon
to function in society,

420
00:15:58,740 --> 00:16:02,916
and it does not help if you give
him everything that he asks for.

421
00:16:02,918 --> 00:16:05,919
I'm just doing my job.

422
00:16:05,921 --> 00:16:09,053
And I am just doing mine.

423
00:16:09,055 --> 00:16:10,862
Understood.

424
00:16:10,865 --> 00:16:11,951
Thank you.

425
00:16:11,954 --> 00:16:14,476
Oh, and, um, in a few minutes,

426
00:16:14,479 --> 00:16:17,191
my assistant is gonna be
dropping off a big old basket

427
00:16:17,193 --> 00:16:19,063
of Star Trek tapes.

428
00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:22,237
I'm afraid it's too late for me
to pump the brakes on that one.

429
00:16:32,461 --> 00:16:35,620
- Sarah did a real nice job on my cuticles.
- Yeah.

430
00:16:35,623 --> 00:16:37,714
So where we headed next?
And don't say dinner.

431
00:16:37,717 --> 00:16:39,647
Oh, but it's almost 4:00.

432
00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:42,026
- What?!
- It's almost 4:00.

433
00:16:42,029 --> 00:16:43,825
Ooh, dinnertime.

434
00:16:43,828 --> 00:16:45,729
Just get in.

435
00:16:45,732 --> 00:16:49,080
Ooh. She's like a muscle man.

436
00:16:50,631 --> 00:16:53,128
- Move on over, Doris.
- What?

437
00:16:59,072 --> 00:17:00,855
My mother eventually coaxed me

438
00:17:00,858 --> 00:17:03,323
back into a car with
a trip to RadioShack.

439
00:17:03,326 --> 00:17:04,875
She knew I was nervous

440
00:17:04,878 --> 00:17:07,870
so she came up with an
interesting distraction.

441
00:17:07,873 --> 00:17:10,073
Baby, how about we play a car game?

442
00:17:10,076 --> 00:17:13,401
I suppose. Can I make it science-based?

443
00:17:13,404 --> 00:17:16,188
- Sure.
- I'll say an element starting with "A,"

444
00:17:16,191 --> 00:17:18,800
then you repeat that and
add one starting with "B."

445
00:17:18,803 --> 00:17:20,934
- I don't think I'll get very far.
- Great.

446
00:17:20,937 --> 00:17:22,690
Then I'll win. Aluminum.

447
00:17:22,693 --> 00:17:27,348
Okay, uh, you said "A" for aluminum.

448
00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:31,307
- "B." Is boron an element?
- Yes.

449
00:17:31,310 --> 00:17:33,788
It was the beginning of a new tradition.

450
00:17:33,791 --> 00:17:36,792
One that would eventually
bring countless hours of joy

451
00:17:36,794 --> 00:17:38,751
to Leonard on our drives to work.

452
00:17:38,753 --> 00:17:42,401
Much like my mother, he never beat me.

453
00:17:42,404 --> 00:17:44,495
I don't know an element
that starts with "D."

454
00:17:44,498 --> 00:17:46,237
I win. That was fun.

455
00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:48,135
Round two. Argon.

456
00:17:48,138 --> 00:17:53,948
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