1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:01,544 So, you were going to kill someone? 2 00:00:01,546 --> 00:00:02,957 Yes. And it was a trap. 3 00:00:02,960 --> 00:00:04,911 He was another hit man there to kill me. 4 00:00:04,914 --> 00:00:06,687 Get rid of this body. Now. 5 00:00:06,690 --> 00:00:07,841 Take it to what's his name... 6 00:00:07,843 --> 00:00:09,283 Silk. The funeral home. 7 00:00:09,414 --> 00:00:11,094 _ 8 00:00:13,421 --> 00:00:16,266 _ 9 00:00:16,460 --> 00:00:19,387 I really do need to find your daughter. 10 00:00:19,390 --> 00:00:21,625 I've told you, I don't know where she is. 11 00:00:21,628 --> 00:00:23,046 We're gonna find this guy, 12 00:00:23,049 --> 00:00:24,887 and he's not gonna get away this time. 13 00:00:24,890 --> 00:00:26,968 I'm here to schedule my son's interview. 14 00:00:26,971 --> 00:00:27,953 Monday at 2:00. 15 00:00:27,956 --> 00:00:31,373 If the interview goes well, we'll need this. 16 00:00:31,375 --> 00:00:33,493 I told you I have that money covered. 17 00:00:33,495 --> 00:00:34,890 No. I will get the money. 18 00:00:34,893 --> 00:00:36,233 By murdering somebody? 19 00:00:36,236 --> 00:00:39,315 I saw Emile arguing with one of those college guys in the woods. 20 00:00:39,318 --> 00:00:41,210 And the guy jumped off a cliff. 21 00:00:41,213 --> 00:00:42,253 Bryce! 22 00:00:42,255 --> 00:00:44,332 Those guys are looking for their friend Bryce. 23 00:00:44,335 --> 00:00:45,484 Do you know where he is? 24 00:00:45,487 --> 00:00:46,369 No idea. 25 00:00:46,372 --> 00:00:48,531 Apple saw you in the woods. 26 00:00:57,295 --> 00:01:02,373 I don't know what Apple saw, but, uh... yes. 27 00:01:02,375 --> 00:01:05,851 I was in the woods last night with one of those guys. 28 00:01:05,854 --> 00:01:07,173 Why? 29 00:01:07,175 --> 00:01:08,855 I was getting wood for the fire with him. 30 00:01:08,856 --> 00:01:10,854 What did Apple tell you she saw exactly? 31 00:01:10,857 --> 00:01:12,332 She was peeing in the woods. 32 00:01:12,335 --> 00:01:14,250 When she came back, she told me she saw 33 00:01:14,253 --> 00:01:15,534 Javier and a guy arguing. 34 00:01:15,535 --> 00:01:17,253 Then the guy jumped off a cliff, 35 00:01:17,255 --> 00:01:19,655 and Javier just stood there. 36 00:01:21,175 --> 00:01:24,632 Is Apple crazy or was she drunk? 37 00:01:24,635 --> 00:01:26,015 Drunk. 38 00:01:26,018 --> 00:01:27,379 She stole a beer. 39 00:01:27,382 --> 00:01:28,614 She drank the whole thing. 40 00:01:28,615 --> 00:01:30,533 I told her she couldn't have seen that 41 00:01:30,535 --> 00:01:32,373 and it was because she was drunk. 42 00:01:32,375 --> 00:01:33,635 Obviously. 43 00:01:33,636 --> 00:01:37,070 But then, just now, those guys were looking for their friend Bryce. 44 00:01:37,073 --> 00:01:39,286 So? You know Javier. 45 00:01:39,289 --> 00:01:42,023 He obviously wouldn't just watch a guy walk off a cliff 46 00:01:42,026 --> 00:01:43,203 and do nothing about it. 47 00:01:43,206 --> 00:01:44,693 He's not a psychopath. 48 00:01:44,695 --> 00:01:47,933 Do you have bad people from your past like Mom does? 49 00:01:47,935 --> 00:01:50,413 Everybody has bad people in their past. 50 00:01:50,415 --> 00:01:52,533 Yeah, but this is a really nice car. 51 00:01:52,535 --> 00:01:55,173 How did you afford it if you're just a cook? 52 00:01:55,175 --> 00:01:57,453 Did you used to do other stuff? 53 00:01:57,455 --> 00:01:59,813 - Actually... - You mean like the stuff I did? 54 00:01:59,815 --> 00:02:02,210 Yeah. Is that how you met? 55 00:02:03,975 --> 00:02:05,304 No. 56 00:02:05,307 --> 00:02:06,933 Where are you going with this? 57 00:02:06,935 --> 00:02:09,213 You think that maybe Javier was arguing 58 00:02:09,215 --> 00:02:10,937 with a bad guy from his past? 59 00:02:10,940 --> 00:02:11,875 Yeah. 60 00:02:11,878 --> 00:02:14,373 A 20-year-old college dude named Bryce? 61 00:02:14,375 --> 00:02:15,573 I don't know how old he was. 62 00:02:15,575 --> 00:02:17,207 And as soon as he found Javier, 63 00:02:17,210 --> 00:02:21,613 he walked off a cliff and killed himself? 64 00:02:21,615 --> 00:02:24,070 Yeah, I guess that doesn't make sense. 65 00:02:24,073 --> 00:02:25,213 No. 66 00:02:25,215 --> 00:02:30,976 And also, the guy I got firewood with, 67 00:02:30,979 --> 00:02:32,578 his name wasn't Bryce. 68 00:02:32,581 --> 00:02:33,671 It was Daniel. 69 00:02:33,674 --> 00:02:34,912 Oh. 70 00:02:34,915 --> 00:02:35,894 Yeah. 71 00:02:35,895 --> 00:02:38,893 It is good that you asked these questions, though. 72 00:02:38,895 --> 00:02:40,613 You should always ask questions 73 00:02:40,615 --> 00:02:42,875 if you can't find the answer yourself. 74 00:02:42,878 --> 00:02:44,242 Yeah. 75 00:03:15,815 --> 00:03:19,533 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 76 00:04:02,425 --> 00:04:04,652 Hi. 77 00:04:04,655 --> 00:04:06,235 A list of books he'll need, 78 00:04:06,236 --> 00:04:09,053 our honor code, and a parents' manual. 79 00:04:09,055 --> 00:04:11,617 S-So you're letting him in? 80 00:04:11,620 --> 00:04:12,692 He got in? 81 00:04:12,695 --> 00:04:15,013 He can start as soon as we return from the holiday break. 82 00:04:15,015 --> 00:04:17,733 I know we're probably not the only school you're looking at, 83 00:04:17,735 --> 00:04:19,843 but we really hope you'll choose Cedarwood. 84 00:04:19,846 --> 00:04:21,203 You got in! 85 00:04:21,206 --> 00:04:22,364 You got in! 86 00:04:22,367 --> 00:04:24,671 So, I'll take that as a "yes"? 87 00:04:24,674 --> 00:04:26,192 Yes! 88 00:04:26,286 --> 00:04:28,484 Yes! 89 00:04:28,487 --> 00:04:31,125 Uh... Oh. 90 00:04:31,128 --> 00:04:32,781 Here. 91 00:04:35,438 --> 00:04:36,652 Okay. 92 00:04:36,655 --> 00:04:38,655 We'll see you in the new year, Michael. 93 00:04:38,656 --> 00:04:40,734 Can we get all the books now? 94 00:04:40,737 --> 00:04:42,053 We could. 95 00:04:42,055 --> 00:04:43,140 But it might make us late 96 00:04:43,143 --> 00:04:44,843 to drop you off with your dad. 97 00:04:44,846 --> 00:04:46,332 Oh. 98 00:04:46,335 --> 00:04:48,984 You don't have to stay with him if you don't want to. 99 00:04:48,987 --> 00:04:50,132 Yes, I do. 100 00:04:50,135 --> 00:04:52,656 He gets Christmas... for a week. 101 00:04:52,659 --> 00:04:53,773 I know. 102 00:04:53,775 --> 00:04:55,629 But if you don't want to be with him, 103 00:04:55,632 --> 00:04:58,187 if you want to come on a trip with me and Javier 104 00:04:58,190 --> 00:04:59,552 and Nana and Rob... 105 00:04:59,555 --> 00:05:01,820 I want to be with him. 106 00:05:01,823 --> 00:05:03,148 Okay. 107 00:05:03,151 --> 00:05:04,813 Good. That's good. 108 00:05:04,815 --> 00:05:07,210 I'll get all the books while you're away. 109 00:05:15,492 --> 00:05:19,492 _ 110 00:05:19,648 --> 00:05:22,697 _ 111 00:05:23,171 --> 00:05:24,824 _ 112 00:05:26,910 --> 00:05:29,037 _ 113 00:05:30,121 --> 00:05:31,665 _ 114 00:05:31,750 --> 00:05:33,281 _ 115 00:05:33,416 --> 00:05:34,531 _ 116 00:05:46,390 --> 00:05:48,398 Ho ho ho. 117 00:05:48,515 --> 00:05:50,809 _ 118 00:05:53,562 --> 00:05:56,147 _ 119 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:58,692 _ 120 00:06:00,735 --> 00:06:02,195 _ 121 00:06:03,863 --> 00:06:06,366 _ 122 00:06:07,742 --> 00:06:08,664 _ 123 00:06:08,695 --> 00:06:10,578 Gracias. 124 00:06:13,187 --> 00:06:14,039 _ 125 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:17,043 _ 126 00:06:21,597 --> 00:06:22,848 _ 127 00:06:23,203 --> 00:06:24,801 _ 128 00:06:25,010 --> 00:06:26,344 _ 129 00:06:26,469 --> 00:06:27,562 _ 130 00:06:28,263 --> 00:06:29,556 _ 131 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:32,267 _ 132 00:06:32,632 --> 00:06:33,977 _ 133 00:06:34,046 --> 00:06:34,894 _ 134 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:36,813 _ 135 00:06:36,896 --> 00:06:38,148 _ 136 00:06:39,703 --> 00:06:41,150 _ 137 00:06:41,151 --> 00:06:42,819 _ 138 00:06:43,557 --> 00:06:45,757 Ah. 139 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:48,325 _ 140 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:49,576 _ 141 00:06:49,826 --> 00:06:51,328 _ 142 00:07:08,718 --> 00:07:11,893 How many phone books do you need to fill Yankee Stadium? 143 00:07:11,895 --> 00:07:14,476 They asked that in your interview? 144 00:07:14,479 --> 00:07:16,573 Millions. 145 00:07:16,575 --> 00:07:19,082 One. Then, you call all the people in it 146 00:07:19,085 --> 00:07:20,933 and make them come to the stadium. 147 00:07:20,935 --> 00:07:23,013 You can't make them come to the stadium. 148 00:07:23,015 --> 00:07:24,312 It was the right answer. 149 00:07:24,315 --> 00:07:25,533 How'd you know? 150 00:07:25,535 --> 00:07:28,234 I Googled "stupid interview questions." 151 00:07:28,237 --> 00:07:31,773 Oh. Smart. 152 00:07:31,775 --> 00:07:33,893 We're very proud of you, Jacob. 153 00:07:33,895 --> 00:07:37,226 It is not easy to get into such a good school. 154 00:07:38,935 --> 00:07:40,654 Maybe you can give me the list of books 155 00:07:40,655 --> 00:07:42,053 and I can get them with Sean. 156 00:07:42,055 --> 00:07:43,655 I told you I would get them. 157 00:07:43,656 --> 00:07:46,520 I know, but if Sean can get them when I'm at his house, 158 00:07:46,523 --> 00:07:48,945 then I'll have a week to start reading and get ahead. 159 00:07:48,948 --> 00:07:50,812 Ahead of what? 160 00:07:58,055 --> 00:07:59,734 Ooh. Can we get a dog? 161 00:07:59,737 --> 00:08:01,796 - No. - No. 162 00:08:01,799 --> 00:08:03,877 But hey. 163 00:08:03,880 --> 00:08:06,173 You can have this. 164 00:08:06,175 --> 00:08:08,710 Don't open it until Christmas morning. 165 00:08:08,713 --> 00:08:10,773 Thanks, Javier. 166 00:08:10,775 --> 00:08:13,213 Actually, it's from the both of us. 167 00:08:13,215 --> 00:08:16,390 It says "To Jacob, From Javier." 168 00:08:44,468 --> 00:08:45,734 I missed you, dude! 169 00:08:45,735 --> 00:08:47,653 Oh, I wish you were coming on our trip! 170 00:08:47,655 --> 00:08:49,528 - Missed you, too. - Where's Javier? 171 00:08:49,531 --> 00:08:51,867 We dropped him off at the movies. 172 00:08:54,559 --> 00:08:56,171 Fucking Christmas. 173 00:08:58,038 --> 00:09:00,238 Rob, inside. 174 00:09:03,575 --> 00:09:05,173 Hey. 175 00:09:05,176 --> 00:09:08,014 Jacob, come on. 176 00:09:08,017 --> 00:09:10,415 Hey, Dad. 177 00:09:10,418 --> 00:09:11,710 Ah. 178 00:09:11,713 --> 00:09:13,932 Hey, Jacob, I want you to meet Bethenny. 179 00:09:13,935 --> 00:09:16,497 She's my, uh... She's gonna be my wife. 180 00:09:16,500 --> 00:09:19,213 Oh, you are even more handsome in person 181 00:09:19,215 --> 00:09:20,523 than you are in your pictures. 182 00:09:20,526 --> 00:09:22,898 And your daddy has so many pictures of you on his phone. 183 00:09:24,062 --> 00:09:26,140 Oh, Letty. 184 00:09:26,143 --> 00:09:27,333 Hi. 185 00:09:27,335 --> 00:09:29,173 I feel like I'm meeting a celebrity. 186 00:09:29,175 --> 00:09:31,559 The trials that God has presented you, 187 00:09:31,562 --> 00:09:34,413 the things He's carried you through and shown you? 188 00:09:34,415 --> 00:09:36,340 I mean, I know this is ugly, 189 00:09:36,343 --> 00:09:39,413 but I'm so jealous of your relationship with Him. 190 00:09:39,415 --> 00:09:41,504 Nothing to be jealous of, really. 191 00:09:41,507 --> 00:09:44,693 Well, He has obviously chosen you. 192 00:09:44,695 --> 00:09:47,004 I mean, after everything He put you through, 193 00:09:47,007 --> 00:09:52,593 you are standing there, so alive and beautiful. 194 00:09:54,304 --> 00:09:55,693 - Oh. - Bless you. 195 00:09:55,695 --> 00:09:58,875 Thank you. I'm allergic to everything. 196 00:10:01,992 --> 00:10:03,515 Jacob. 197 00:10:06,335 --> 00:10:08,742 You didn't tell me about Bethenny. 198 00:10:08,745 --> 00:10:10,617 You don't tell me anything. 199 00:10:10,620 --> 00:10:12,293 Do I ask? 200 00:10:12,295 --> 00:10:14,853 Jacob has a list of books he needs for school. 201 00:10:14,856 --> 00:10:16,471 It would be great if you could get them. 202 00:10:16,474 --> 00:10:18,213 Isn't that your job? 203 00:10:18,215 --> 00:10:21,486 I don't know. But he wants to get them with you. 204 00:10:22,665 --> 00:10:24,905 Hey, you ready, Jacob? 205 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:29,065 Jacob. 206 00:10:31,635 --> 00:10:32,712 Oh. 207 00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:34,253 I love you, baby. 208 00:10:34,255 --> 00:10:36,333 - I love you, too. - See you in a week. 209 00:10:36,335 --> 00:10:38,413 Bye, Mom. Love you. 210 00:11:08,598 --> 00:11:11,476 Why did Javier go to the movies? 211 00:11:11,479 --> 00:11:13,133 He didn't want to see Sean. 212 00:11:13,135 --> 00:11:17,013 Well, I didn't want to see Sean, either. 213 00:11:17,015 --> 00:11:21,166 Birch Mountain Resort and Spa, here we come! 214 00:11:21,169 --> 00:11:22,486 Ooh ooh! Ooh ooh! 215 00:11:22,489 --> 00:11:24,991 It's five stars, Letty. 216 00:11:24,994 --> 00:11:27,453 You're gonna love it. And it's all on me. 217 00:11:27,455 --> 00:11:30,053 What? No, Rob, you're not paying. 218 00:11:30,055 --> 00:11:31,973 Already done. Already done. 219 00:11:31,975 --> 00:11:33,515 And I got us adjoining rooms, 220 00:11:33,516 --> 00:11:36,330 which is good for Christmas but bad for other things. 221 00:11:38,495 --> 00:11:40,893 But one thing you'd never guess about me... 222 00:11:40,895 --> 00:11:42,924 I-I'm super quiet during sex. 223 00:11:42,927 --> 00:11:44,268 I'm not so quiet. 224 00:11:44,271 --> 00:11:45,650 Oh, I know. 225 00:11:45,653 --> 00:11:46,893 Thanks, Rob. 226 00:11:46,895 --> 00:11:49,205 I've never really been on a vacation. 227 00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:50,492 What are you talking about? 228 00:11:50,495 --> 00:11:52,397 Most of your life's been a vacation. 229 00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:54,493 Come on. Let's get Jav and hit the road! 230 00:11:54,495 --> 00:11:56,093 Rob, you go get Javier. 231 00:11:56,095 --> 00:11:57,453 I'll ride with Letty. 232 00:11:57,455 --> 00:11:58,813 - Why? - Go, Rob. 233 00:11:58,815 --> 00:12:01,463 We'll be right behind you. 234 00:12:08,104 --> 00:12:09,782 What? Just talk. 235 00:12:09,785 --> 00:12:13,019 That FBI woman came asking questions. 236 00:12:15,538 --> 00:12:16,776 What did she want? 237 00:12:16,779 --> 00:12:19,053 She didn't say. 238 00:12:19,055 --> 00:12:22,533 She just wanted to know where you were, 239 00:12:22,535 --> 00:12:25,053 which I didn't tell her 240 00:12:25,055 --> 00:12:27,027 because I didn't know. 241 00:12:27,030 --> 00:12:28,013 Good. 242 00:12:28,015 --> 00:12:30,015 Why does she want to find you, Letty? 243 00:12:30,016 --> 00:12:33,213 - I don't know. - I think you probably do. 244 00:12:33,215 --> 00:12:34,973 And I think it's a fair question 245 00:12:34,975 --> 00:12:37,628 considering you're with my grandson. 246 00:12:41,815 --> 00:12:43,813 She's not looking for me. 247 00:12:43,815 --> 00:12:46,533 She's looking for Javier. 248 00:12:46,535 --> 00:12:48,333 It's why he's at the movies... 249 00:12:48,335 --> 00:12:50,870 in case the FBI were here, waiting for him. 250 00:12:50,873 --> 00:12:52,441 What? 251 00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:58,013 Remember the drug dealer I had to rat out 252 00:12:58,015 --> 00:13:00,730 to get custody of Jacob? 253 00:13:00,733 --> 00:13:02,451 It was Javier. 254 00:13:02,454 --> 00:13:04,293 But he doesn't do it anymore. 255 00:13:04,295 --> 00:13:06,492 I can't picture him ever doing that. 256 00:13:06,495 --> 00:13:09,101 I know. He's never done a single drug himself. 257 00:13:09,104 --> 00:13:10,735 He's the one who keeps me in line. 258 00:13:10,738 --> 00:13:12,581 And he's the reason I have Jacob, 259 00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:14,823 so I'm helping him hide. 260 00:13:14,826 --> 00:13:17,269 Okay? 261 00:13:17,272 --> 00:13:19,252 Okay. 262 00:13:30,415 --> 00:13:32,904 - Holy shit, Rob. - Thank you. 263 00:13:32,907 --> 00:13:34,653 I'll go get us checked in. 264 00:13:36,738 --> 00:13:38,616 Don't get any ideas. 265 00:13:38,619 --> 00:13:40,493 I can have ideas. 266 00:13:40,495 --> 00:13:42,293 I mean about stealing. 267 00:13:42,295 --> 00:13:43,782 I know that's what you mean. 268 00:13:43,785 --> 00:13:45,704 Do you really think I'm gonna walk out of here 269 00:13:45,707 --> 00:13:47,265 with an 800-pound couch? 270 00:13:47,268 --> 00:13:48,857 You would figure out a way. 271 00:13:48,860 --> 00:13:50,458 I would. But I was thinking, 272 00:13:50,461 --> 00:13:52,333 I just want a house that looks like this. 273 00:13:52,335 --> 00:13:54,293 Oh, by the way, thanks for including me 274 00:13:54,295 --> 00:13:55,318 in that gift for Jacob. 275 00:13:55,321 --> 00:13:57,031 I thought you would get him something yourself. 276 00:13:57,033 --> 00:13:58,592 I thought getting him into private school 277 00:13:58,594 --> 00:14:00,639 - was a pretty nice gift. - Kids want to unwrap things. 278 00:14:00,641 --> 00:14:01,973 Private school is all he wanted. 279 00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:03,294 Just because he wanted one thing 280 00:14:03,295 --> 00:14:05,133 doesn't mean he doesn't want more things. 281 00:14:05,135 --> 00:14:07,141 Of all people, I'm sure you can understand that. 282 00:14:08,175 --> 00:14:10,653 What are you two fighting about? 283 00:14:10,655 --> 00:14:11,860 Nah, we're not fighting. 284 00:14:11,863 --> 00:14:16,093 Yes, we are. You can't just end arguments without me. 285 00:14:16,095 --> 00:14:18,053 Why is that guy staring at us? 286 00:14:30,793 --> 00:14:32,671 What's wrong? 287 00:14:32,674 --> 00:14:35,672 I think he might be here to kill me. 288 00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:37,593 What would make you think that? 289 00:14:37,596 --> 00:14:39,293 It's just a feeling. 290 00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:41,915 He was probably looking at your ass. 291 00:14:41,918 --> 00:14:43,865 408 and 409. 292 00:14:43,868 --> 00:14:46,743 Back to back! Double penetration! 293 00:14:47,918 --> 00:14:49,013 409. 294 00:14:49,015 --> 00:14:51,490 Uh-oh! 409! Where you gonna end up? 295 00:14:51,493 --> 00:14:54,579 Ah! Just give Letty the other key for 409. 296 00:14:54,582 --> 00:14:56,446 Thank you. 297 00:14:58,975 --> 00:15:02,493 Hey, can I give you a piece of relationship advice? 298 00:15:02,495 --> 00:15:04,935 - No. - If you really like Javier, 299 00:15:04,938 --> 00:15:06,982 don't pick on him for stupid shit. 300 00:15:06,985 --> 00:15:11,618 The only thing you can really change about a man is his hair. 301 00:15:11,621 --> 00:15:13,297 I like his hair. 302 00:15:17,219 --> 00:15:18,737 What are you doing? 303 00:15:18,740 --> 00:15:20,098 Looking for that guy. 304 00:15:20,101 --> 00:15:21,293 He's gone. 305 00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:23,829 Are you gonna be like this the whole time? 306 00:15:26,337 --> 00:15:28,430 U.P.S.! 307 00:15:28,433 --> 00:15:31,991 Aw! You've already been here today! 308 00:15:31,994 --> 00:15:33,458 Ugh. 309 00:15:37,235 --> 00:15:38,258 Not funny. 310 00:15:38,261 --> 00:15:41,240 I decide what's funny. 311 00:15:41,243 --> 00:15:44,538 You yelling at an innocent U.P.S. delivery person 312 00:15:44,540 --> 00:15:45,958 is hilarious. 313 00:15:45,961 --> 00:15:48,732 Why are you having all your packages delivered here? 314 00:15:48,735 --> 00:15:50,258 You have your own house. 315 00:15:50,260 --> 00:15:51,754 Yes, I do. 316 00:15:51,757 --> 00:15:53,435 But you're in yours all day 317 00:15:53,438 --> 00:15:55,083 while I'm out in the field working. 318 00:15:55,085 --> 00:15:56,523 I'm not your doorman. 319 00:15:56,526 --> 00:15:57,547 Oh, don't cry. 320 00:15:57,550 --> 00:16:01,268 Why don't you just take your packages and go. Please. 321 00:16:01,270 --> 00:16:03,024 Why do you think I'm here? 322 00:16:03,027 --> 00:16:04,385 But you're coming with. 323 00:16:04,388 --> 00:16:06,188 You're gonna help. 324 00:16:06,190 --> 00:16:08,232 - I'm not helping... - Accurate! 325 00:16:08,235 --> 00:16:11,228 You haven't done a single thing to help me find Javier. 326 00:16:11,230 --> 00:16:12,974 So, this is how you're gonna help. 327 00:16:12,977 --> 00:16:15,250 - Let's go. - No, I'm not going anywhere! 328 00:16:17,963 --> 00:16:19,407 Are you agoraphobic? 329 00:16:19,410 --> 00:16:20,408 No. 330 00:16:20,411 --> 00:16:22,110 Big Christmas plans? 331 00:16:22,113 --> 00:16:23,388 No. 332 00:16:23,390 --> 00:16:24,852 Is there a hooker coming over? 333 00:16:24,855 --> 00:16:26,172 What? No. 334 00:16:26,190 --> 00:16:28,982 Well, then, what's your problem, dude? 335 00:16:28,985 --> 00:16:33,548 I'm taking you to my cabin in the woods for a holiday retreat. 336 00:16:33,550 --> 00:16:36,201 It's very quaint. It's very cute. 337 00:16:36,204 --> 00:16:39,228 We will assemble the plastic, pre-lit Christmas tree 338 00:16:39,230 --> 00:16:42,668 currently suffocating in one of those boxes. 339 00:16:42,670 --> 00:16:45,348 In the rest of these boxes are presents, 340 00:16:45,350 --> 00:16:48,828 which we will wrap and unwrap. 341 00:16:48,830 --> 00:16:50,428 Maybe we'll drink hot cider 342 00:16:50,430 --> 00:16:52,610 if I have any of those little packets 343 00:16:52,613 --> 00:16:55,428 left over from last year. 344 00:16:55,430 --> 00:16:59,708 W-Why didn't you just tell me? 345 00:16:59,710 --> 00:17:03,274 Because I like surprises. 346 00:17:03,277 --> 00:17:04,915 I don't. 347 00:17:04,918 --> 00:17:06,958 - Boo! - Aah! 348 00:17:17,115 --> 00:17:20,233 That was fast. 349 00:17:20,236 --> 00:17:21,828 I'm on vacation. 350 00:17:21,831 --> 00:17:24,211 And you need to take longer showers. 351 00:17:28,294 --> 00:17:30,787 You also need to relax. 352 00:17:30,790 --> 00:17:32,290 You're on vacation, too. 353 00:17:32,293 --> 00:17:34,293 Here. 354 00:17:37,059 --> 00:17:39,368 I mean, if you did something else, if you were like... 355 00:17:39,371 --> 00:17:40,970 I don't know... a neurologist or something, 356 00:17:40,972 --> 00:17:43,131 you wouldn't have to worry about people trying to kill you all the time. 357 00:17:43,133 --> 00:17:45,920 - Yeah, I have been hired to kill neurologists. - You know what I mean. 358 00:17:45,922 --> 00:17:48,040 And we wouldn't have to gaslight Jacob. 359 00:17:48,051 --> 00:17:50,049 - What? - It's when you manipulate someone 360 00:17:50,052 --> 00:17:51,694 into thinking they're the crazy one. 361 00:17:51,697 --> 00:17:53,150 We did not make him think he was crazy. 362 00:17:53,151 --> 00:17:55,788 We kind of did. So, what are you gonna do the next time? 363 00:17:55,790 --> 00:17:56,804 And the next time? 364 00:17:56,807 --> 00:17:58,486 I thought we were on vacation. 365 00:17:58,489 --> 00:18:02,446 Don't open these yet, but a Christmas tree 366 00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:05,868 with no presents under it is a sad sight. 367 00:18:05,870 --> 00:18:08,153 Dinner downstairs at 7:00. 368 00:18:12,991 --> 00:18:15,069 What's wrong? 369 00:18:15,072 --> 00:18:16,903 I miss my family. 370 00:18:19,628 --> 00:18:21,278 They miss you. 371 00:18:34,830 --> 00:18:37,723 You don't have to leave this thing parked at the office? 372 00:18:37,726 --> 00:18:38,884 What? 373 00:18:38,887 --> 00:18:39,965 No. 374 00:18:39,968 --> 00:18:41,948 I own this. 375 00:18:41,950 --> 00:18:43,970 Like, with the TVs and everything? 376 00:18:43,973 --> 00:18:47,762 You expect me to drive the basic shit car the FBI gives us? 377 00:18:47,765 --> 00:18:49,908 Don't answer that. 378 00:18:49,910 --> 00:18:53,748 It makes sense that you would think that. 379 00:18:53,750 --> 00:18:55,828 And you own this cabin, too? 380 00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:58,410 What are you, some kind of gold digger? 381 00:19:08,567 --> 00:19:09,925 Say it again. 382 00:19:09,928 --> 00:19:12,645 - Buenos Aires. - Say it again. 383 00:19:12,648 --> 00:19:14,168 - Buenos Aires. - Again. 384 00:19:15,310 --> 00:19:17,176 Hey, that's the most expensive one, right? 385 00:19:17,179 --> 00:19:19,338 Yes, it is. 386 00:19:20,710 --> 00:19:24,137 Rob, how well are your grasshoppers doing? 387 00:19:24,140 --> 00:19:26,058 You mean my sperm? 388 00:19:26,061 --> 00:19:27,231 No. 389 00:19:27,234 --> 00:19:28,872 I mean Rob's Grasshoppers. 390 00:19:28,875 --> 00:19:30,540 Oh! Really well. 391 00:19:30,543 --> 00:19:32,328 I had my best year this year. 392 00:19:32,331 --> 00:19:33,817 Out of how many years? 393 00:19:33,820 --> 00:19:34,988 Nine. 394 00:19:34,990 --> 00:19:37,040 - Seriously? - That's not so much. 395 00:19:37,043 --> 00:19:40,388 I mean, we finished high school 15 years ago. 396 00:19:41,830 --> 00:19:44,059 I mean, I know you didn't graduate... 397 00:19:44,062 --> 00:19:45,268 I got it. 398 00:19:45,270 --> 00:19:49,348 You know why this year has really been so great? 399 00:19:49,350 --> 00:19:51,379 God damn it, I'm gonna make a toast. 400 00:19:55,030 --> 00:19:57,708 The last Christmas I spent with my family, 401 00:19:57,710 --> 00:19:59,372 my Uncle Dale got so drunk, 402 00:19:59,375 --> 00:20:01,770 he threw my Aunt Georgina through a plate-glass window. 403 00:20:01,773 --> 00:20:04,175 A-And that was before my sister announced that she was pregnant 404 00:20:04,177 --> 00:20:06,735 even though her husband got his balls snipped the year before, 405 00:20:06,738 --> 00:20:09,668 which is when things got really ugly, let me tell you. 406 00:20:09,670 --> 00:20:13,868 So, I can say that, having you guys as my new family 407 00:20:13,870 --> 00:20:17,508 is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me. 408 00:20:17,510 --> 00:20:21,040 I mean, the only thing better was the day that Estelle said "yes." 409 00:20:21,043 --> 00:20:25,068 Estelle, you've made me the luckiest man alive, 410 00:20:25,070 --> 00:20:28,788 and I still get a boner every time you walk into a room. 411 00:20:28,790 --> 00:20:31,071 And even though y'all aren't married, 412 00:20:31,074 --> 00:20:34,246 I consider you my daughter and son-in-law. 413 00:20:34,249 --> 00:20:36,428 Letty, you gave me a grandson, 414 00:20:36,430 --> 00:20:40,028 and Jacob is the coolest boy in the world. 415 00:20:40,030 --> 00:20:44,379 And Javier, you gave me a whole car. 416 00:20:44,382 --> 00:20:47,828 The McDanielses are a bunch of dick-wad alcoholics 417 00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:49,645 who never gave me a single Goddamn thing 418 00:20:49,648 --> 00:20:51,692 except a shitty reputation. 419 00:20:58,350 --> 00:21:00,748 So, I couldn't be happier right now. 420 00:21:00,750 --> 00:21:02,988 I mean, we're all here together. 421 00:21:02,990 --> 00:21:05,192 And we're having a family spa day on Thursday. 422 00:21:06,215 --> 00:21:08,693 So, let's all raise a glass... 423 00:21:08,696 --> 00:21:09,828 to family. 424 00:21:09,830 --> 00:21:11,082 - To family. - To family. 425 00:21:11,085 --> 00:21:12,090 A la familia. 426 00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:16,199 What's that mean, Javier? 427 00:21:16,202 --> 00:21:17,360 "To family." 428 00:21:17,363 --> 00:21:19,321 Oh. Cool. 429 00:21:19,324 --> 00:21:21,402 You got a big family? 430 00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:22,488 I do, yeah. 431 00:21:22,491 --> 00:21:24,116 They're also a bunch of assholes. 432 00:21:24,119 --> 00:21:25,107 No, they're not. 433 00:21:25,110 --> 00:21:27,010 It is really just my father who's the asshole. 434 00:21:27,011 --> 00:21:28,824 Well, who cares about your dad? 435 00:21:28,827 --> 00:21:30,985 You got me now. 436 00:21:30,988 --> 00:21:33,298 Rob, you deal with the check 437 00:21:33,301 --> 00:21:37,035 while me and Javier get a table in the bar for a nightcap. 438 00:21:37,038 --> 00:21:38,380 We can all just go together. 439 00:21:38,383 --> 00:21:40,168 I don't see a check. Do you see a check? 440 00:21:40,171 --> 00:21:42,331 I'll stay with Rob. 441 00:21:45,931 --> 00:21:48,828 We obviously have to wait for the check. 442 00:21:48,830 --> 00:21:51,184 No, you don't. They don't do checks here. 443 00:21:51,187 --> 00:21:52,585 You just get up. 444 00:21:52,588 --> 00:21:54,626 What are you talking about? 445 00:21:54,629 --> 00:21:56,427 It's all-inclusive. 446 00:21:56,430 --> 00:21:58,828 Um, no, it's not. 447 00:21:58,831 --> 00:22:00,749 Uh, yeah, it is. 448 00:22:00,752 --> 00:22:03,090 Why would you think that? 449 00:22:03,093 --> 00:22:04,621 These places always are. 450 00:22:04,624 --> 00:22:06,040 No, they're not. 451 00:22:06,043 --> 00:22:08,948 Every vacation I've ever been on is all-inclusive. 452 00:22:08,950 --> 00:22:10,508 This is a five-star hotel. 453 00:22:10,510 --> 00:22:12,699 - So is Club Med. - No, it's not. 454 00:22:12,702 --> 00:22:13,988 Jesus, Rob... 455 00:22:13,990 --> 00:22:16,108 It was weird that they didn't give us any beads 456 00:22:16,110 --> 00:22:17,870 or drink vouchers when we checked in. 457 00:22:17,871 --> 00:22:21,129 Between the rooms and meals and drinks for five nights, 458 00:22:21,132 --> 00:22:22,184 plus spa treatments, 459 00:22:22,187 --> 00:22:23,985 it's gonna be at least 10 or 12 grand. 460 00:22:23,988 --> 00:22:25,551 - What? - Here you are. 461 00:22:28,750 --> 00:22:32,353 Oh, my God. The limit on my card is $4,000. 462 00:22:32,356 --> 00:22:34,428 I don't... I don't have that kind of money. 463 00:22:34,430 --> 00:22:35,948 I mean, I'm... I'm gonna have to sell 464 00:22:35,950 --> 00:22:37,510 the new Rob's Grasshoppers vans, 465 00:22:37,511 --> 00:22:40,060 and I'm... I'm not gonna be able to pay my fair share of the house. 466 00:22:40,062 --> 00:22:41,500 Your mom is gonna kill me. 467 00:22:41,503 --> 00:22:42,588 I mean... 468 00:22:42,590 --> 00:22:44,908 I really think she might leave me. 469 00:22:44,910 --> 00:22:46,551 What am I gonna do, Letty? 470 00:22:46,554 --> 00:22:48,129 Tell me what to do. 471 00:22:56,790 --> 00:22:59,650 Don't worry. I'll figure something out. 472 00:23:03,004 --> 00:23:05,103 I can see you make Letty happy. 473 00:23:05,105 --> 00:23:09,463 Do you think you'll be able to keep on making her happy? 474 00:23:09,465 --> 00:23:11,223 I will try. 475 00:23:11,225 --> 00:23:14,371 Well, she's no day at the beach. 476 00:23:14,374 --> 00:23:15,543 Yeah. 477 00:23:15,545 --> 00:23:16,907 Yeah, we live at the beach. 478 00:23:16,910 --> 00:23:19,462 No. It's a saying. 479 00:23:19,465 --> 00:23:21,746 It means she's not easy to live with. 480 00:23:21,749 --> 00:23:23,543 Oh. 481 00:23:23,545 --> 00:23:25,703 Well, neither am I. 482 00:23:25,705 --> 00:23:28,699 Oh, my God, there's that guy again. 483 00:23:35,385 --> 00:23:37,623 Holy shit. I know who that is. 484 00:23:37,625 --> 00:23:40,340 - You do? - Oh, my God. I can't. 485 00:23:42,105 --> 00:23:43,823 Estelle, who is it? 486 00:23:43,825 --> 00:23:45,503 His name is Luke. 487 00:23:45,505 --> 00:23:47,946 He was one of my phone-sex clients. 488 00:23:47,949 --> 00:23:50,398 I knew he wasn't right in the head 489 00:23:50,401 --> 00:23:53,978 from the first time he called me over a year ago. 490 00:23:53,981 --> 00:23:58,423 He said he wanted to do twisted, violent shit to me, 491 00:23:58,425 --> 00:24:00,814 and I told him not to call back, but... 492 00:24:00,817 --> 00:24:02,993 - Did you tell Rob? - Are you kidding? 493 00:24:02,996 --> 00:24:06,703 He'd kill the guy and then get caught and end up in jail 494 00:24:06,705 --> 00:24:08,185 for the rest of his life. 495 00:24:08,186 --> 00:24:10,821 How do you know this guy is that Luke guy? 496 00:24:10,824 --> 00:24:13,353 Well, that's how he said he looked... 497 00:24:13,356 --> 00:24:16,703 6'3", dark hair, with that rose tattoo. 498 00:24:16,705 --> 00:24:19,383 That could be a lot of guys. 499 00:24:19,385 --> 00:24:23,863 And who's been stalking me since I got here? 500 00:24:31,105 --> 00:24:32,383 I will take care of it. 501 00:24:32,385 --> 00:24:34,887 No. It's not your problem. 502 00:24:34,890 --> 00:24:36,288 You're family. 503 00:24:36,291 --> 00:24:38,176 I will take care of it. 504 00:25:20,465 --> 00:25:21,749 There you are. 505 00:25:21,752 --> 00:25:24,900 With all that champagne, I had to pee for, like, 10 hours. 506 00:25:34,545 --> 00:25:35,584 Keep your morning open. 507 00:25:35,585 --> 00:25:37,671 What? What are you talking about? 508 00:25:37,674 --> 00:25:41,303 Trust me. I've done this a few thousand times. 509 00:25:41,305 --> 00:25:43,423 Stole from Santa? 510 00:25:43,425 --> 00:25:46,361 No. From real people. 511 00:25:46,364 --> 00:25:48,869 Oh. Good. 512 00:25:54,944 --> 00:25:57,314 Excuse me. 513 00:25:57,425 --> 00:25:59,916 Excuse me. 514 00:25:59,919 --> 00:26:01,034 Can I help you? 515 00:26:01,037 --> 00:26:02,436 You've been following me. 516 00:26:02,439 --> 00:26:04,140 I don't know what you're talking about. 517 00:26:04,158 --> 00:26:07,257 Since we checked in, I have caught you watching me twice. 518 00:26:07,260 --> 00:26:09,803 This is what I do for a living, so I know what you're doing. 519 00:26:09,806 --> 00:26:11,065 Well, what am I doing? 520 00:26:11,066 --> 00:26:13,263 Watching me. Or watching my mother-in-law. 521 00:26:13,265 --> 00:26:15,678 Watching people isn't against the law. 522 00:26:15,681 --> 00:26:18,823 If you are stalking them, then, yes, it is against the law. 523 00:26:18,825 --> 00:26:20,863 You need to relax. 524 00:26:20,865 --> 00:26:23,623 You need to go away. 525 00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:25,703 I'm a guest at this hotel. 526 00:26:25,705 --> 00:26:27,697 I'll do whatever I want. 527 00:26:33,305 --> 00:26:36,743 Please don't kill a random phone-sex guy in this hotel. 528 00:26:36,745 --> 00:26:39,491 He might not be a random phone-sex guy. 529 00:26:39,494 --> 00:26:41,100 He might not be a hit man, either. 530 00:26:41,103 --> 00:26:44,049 Not every person who looks at you is trying to kill you. 531 00:26:45,786 --> 00:26:47,904 Look at me. 532 00:26:48,016 --> 00:26:50,496 Look at me. 533 00:26:53,385 --> 00:26:56,681 I'm looking at you, and I'm not trying to kill you. 534 00:26:56,684 --> 00:26:57,720 I know. 535 00:26:57,723 --> 00:26:59,689 I mean, sometimes I want to kill you. 536 00:26:59,692 --> 00:27:01,223 I know. 537 00:27:01,225 --> 00:27:03,236 Sometimes, I want to kill you. 538 00:27:07,213 --> 00:27:08,743 It's funny... 539 00:27:08,745 --> 00:27:11,823 from the moment we met, you knew I killed people for a living. 540 00:27:11,825 --> 00:27:14,663 And I knew you were an addict, a thief. 541 00:27:14,665 --> 00:27:18,314 We knew the worst things about each other from the start... 542 00:27:18,317 --> 00:27:20,995 and we didn't run away. 543 00:27:20,998 --> 00:27:23,116 I tried to. 544 00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:25,237 Yeah, so did I. 545 00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:28,038 But here we are. 546 00:27:28,041 --> 00:27:31,439 And all we do is try to change each other. 547 00:27:33,056 --> 00:27:35,336 Why are we together? 548 00:27:39,081 --> 00:27:42,236 I think this is what happens when the honeymoon is over. 549 00:27:43,987 --> 00:27:46,525 Did we ever have a honeymoon? 550 00:29:08,830 --> 00:29:10,828 Merry Christmas Eve! 551 00:29:10,831 --> 00:29:12,084 Did I wake you up? 552 00:29:12,085 --> 00:29:13,585 No. I've been up. 553 00:29:13,588 --> 00:29:15,963 Sean and Bethenny are having a party. 554 00:29:15,965 --> 00:29:17,363 And you're hiding in your room? 555 00:29:17,365 --> 00:29:19,083 They told me to stay up here. 556 00:29:19,085 --> 00:29:20,923 What are you talking about? Why? 557 00:29:20,925 --> 00:29:22,479 They said it's for adults. 558 00:29:22,482 --> 00:29:25,401 It's okay. It seems boring anyway. 559 00:29:26,995 --> 00:29:28,243 I'm gonna call Sean. 560 00:29:28,245 --> 00:29:29,843 No! I'm okay, Mom. 561 00:29:29,845 --> 00:29:31,845 I'm excited for Christmas tomorrow. 562 00:29:31,846 --> 00:29:34,026 - Yeah. - Did you get me something? 563 00:29:35,765 --> 00:29:37,476 For Christmas? Of course. 564 00:29:37,479 --> 00:29:39,370 Sean said you didn't give him anything for me 565 00:29:39,373 --> 00:29:41,242 for under the tree. 566 00:29:41,245 --> 00:29:43,901 That's because... Sean doesn't know about it. 567 00:29:43,904 --> 00:29:46,662 It's a surprise. 568 00:29:46,665 --> 00:29:47,923 Oh, I miss you. 569 00:29:47,925 --> 00:29:49,963 - I love you. - I miss you, too. 570 00:29:49,965 --> 00:29:51,824 I'll call you tomorrow when I open your present. 571 00:29:51,826 --> 00:29:54,218 Okay. Yay! 572 00:29:54,221 --> 00:29:56,198 - Bye. - Bye. 573 00:30:00,404 --> 00:30:01,766 Fuck. 574 00:30:07,591 --> 00:30:09,029 Woodhill! 575 00:30:09,032 --> 00:30:11,112 Presents time. 576 00:30:13,328 --> 00:30:15,906 - It's not Christmas. - You're right. It's Christmas Eve, 577 00:30:15,909 --> 00:30:18,687 which is when you open Christmas presents if you're Jewish. 578 00:30:18,690 --> 00:30:20,963 Well, I open them on Christmas morning. 579 00:30:23,857 --> 00:30:24,846 Okay. 580 00:30:24,849 --> 00:30:28,691 You can open your present on Christmas morning. 581 00:30:32,228 --> 00:30:34,626 Ha ha! 582 00:30:36,390 --> 00:30:37,922 Sound machine! 583 00:30:37,925 --> 00:30:40,573 All the rest of those are yours? 584 00:30:43,608 --> 00:30:45,307 Well... 585 00:30:45,310 --> 00:30:47,257 Hi. Great. 586 00:30:47,260 --> 00:30:50,723 Are we doing Swedish or Deep Tissue or... 587 00:30:50,725 --> 00:30:52,487 It's whatever my boyfriend wants. 588 00:30:52,490 --> 00:30:53,723 Ready, babe? 589 00:30:53,725 --> 00:30:56,534 - For what? - Your 90-minute massage 590 00:30:56,537 --> 00:30:58,604 so you can relax. 591 00:30:58,607 --> 00:31:00,026 Merry Christmas. 592 00:31:00,029 --> 00:31:02,205 - Are you serious? - Yeah. 593 00:31:04,772 --> 00:31:06,656 Don't let him tip you. 594 00:31:44,245 --> 00:31:46,163 - I can't do this. - Yes, you can. 595 00:31:46,165 --> 00:31:48,163 Just do exactly what I told you to do. 596 00:31:48,165 --> 00:31:50,626 The elves will know that I'm not a real elf. 597 00:31:50,629 --> 00:31:52,187 Nobody is a real elf, Rob, 598 00:31:52,190 --> 00:31:54,243 and nobody likes pretending to be a real elf. 599 00:31:54,245 --> 00:31:56,502 What they will like is anyone who helps them 600 00:31:56,505 --> 00:31:58,463 do their job a little less. 601 00:31:58,466 --> 00:31:59,763 That's you. 602 00:31:59,765 --> 00:32:02,596 Why wouldn't they like pretending to be a real elf? 603 00:32:02,599 --> 00:32:04,757 See? You're gonna be great. 604 00:32:18,651 --> 00:32:21,849 Hi. I'm Rob, the elf. 605 00:32:21,852 --> 00:32:23,690 What do you want for Christmas? 606 00:32:23,693 --> 00:32:25,323 You're not Santa. 607 00:32:25,325 --> 00:32:28,123 No, but you can tell me, and I'll tell Santa. 608 00:32:28,125 --> 00:32:30,440 I'll just wait for Santa. 609 00:32:30,443 --> 00:32:32,612 Can I... Can I get your room number? 610 00:32:32,615 --> 00:32:33,685 Why? 611 00:32:33,688 --> 00:32:35,802 Hotel policy. Research, maybe... 612 00:32:35,805 --> 00:32:37,923 like, demographics of who likes Santa 613 00:32:37,925 --> 00:32:39,885 and should they do it next year or whatever. 614 00:32:39,888 --> 00:32:41,534 Uh, 306. 615 00:33:08,591 --> 00:33:11,568 And in what room should Santa leave your pony? 616 00:33:11,571 --> 00:33:12,769 442. 617 00:33:12,772 --> 00:33:14,570 42. 618 00:33:14,573 --> 00:33:16,245 What are you up to? 619 00:33:17,818 --> 00:33:19,296 I'm working. 620 00:33:19,299 --> 00:33:20,830 No, I mean later. 621 00:33:20,833 --> 00:33:22,651 Who cares about this shit? 622 00:33:37,466 --> 00:33:38,604 I need a gun. 623 00:33:38,605 --> 00:33:40,531 - Why? - To shoot my little sister. 624 00:33:40,534 --> 00:33:43,123 - That's not very nice. - She's not very nice. 625 00:33:43,125 --> 00:33:45,565 Kids should never have guns. 626 00:33:45,568 --> 00:33:47,166 But w-what's your room number? 627 00:33:47,169 --> 00:33:48,366 The penthouse. 628 00:33:48,369 --> 00:33:50,121 Santa's getting you a bike. 629 00:33:50,124 --> 00:33:51,758 - You're not in charge. - Yes, I am. 630 00:33:51,761 --> 00:33:53,601 You think Santa actually does the work? 631 00:33:53,604 --> 00:33:55,687 He pretends he does everything, 632 00:33:55,690 --> 00:33:57,643 but he just shows up to this crap once a year, 633 00:33:57,645 --> 00:33:59,229 and I do everything else. 634 00:34:00,449 --> 00:34:02,245 You're getting a bike. 635 00:34:28,620 --> 00:34:31,165 What are you doing? 636 00:34:31,168 --> 00:34:33,846 Hi. 637 00:34:33,849 --> 00:34:35,532 Are your parents here? 638 00:34:35,535 --> 00:34:38,003 No. They're downstairs with my stupid brother. 639 00:34:38,005 --> 00:34:40,627 - Who are you? - Your stupid brother? 640 00:34:40,630 --> 00:34:42,049 Why is he stupid? 641 00:34:42,052 --> 00:34:44,283 He still believes in Santa. 642 00:34:44,285 --> 00:34:46,163 What are you doing in our room? 643 00:34:46,165 --> 00:34:47,854 I'm exchanging your presents. 644 00:34:47,857 --> 00:34:49,282 Why? 645 00:34:49,285 --> 00:34:51,243 Because Santa gave you the wrong ones. 646 00:34:51,245 --> 00:34:53,385 I just told you Santa isn't real. 647 00:34:53,388 --> 00:34:54,562 How do you know? 648 00:34:54,565 --> 00:34:56,210 You know how, when you sit on Santa's lap 649 00:34:56,213 --> 00:34:58,203 and you tell him what you want, if your parents can't hear, 650 00:34:58,205 --> 00:35:00,003 they always ask for what you asked for. 651 00:35:00,005 --> 00:35:01,666 Well, last year, I told Santa one thing 652 00:35:01,669 --> 00:35:04,401 and my parents another just to prove he isn't real. 653 00:35:06,645 --> 00:35:09,635 I like you. But you're wrong. 654 00:35:09,638 --> 00:35:11,956 - No, I'm not. - Yes, you are. 655 00:35:11,959 --> 00:35:13,562 I should know. 656 00:35:13,565 --> 00:35:14,995 I'm Mrs. Claus. 657 00:35:14,998 --> 00:35:16,596 But you're not fat. 658 00:35:16,599 --> 00:35:18,596 Common misconception. 659 00:35:18,599 --> 00:35:20,197 Bye, Jessica. 660 00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:23,482 How did you know my name? 661 00:35:25,645 --> 00:35:27,682 Because I'm Mrs. Claus. 662 00:36:12,774 --> 00:36:14,052 Why are you here? 663 00:36:14,055 --> 00:36:15,827 What? This is my room. 664 00:36:15,830 --> 00:36:18,906 You didn't come here to... explore. 665 00:36:18,909 --> 00:36:20,838 You came here to do something. 666 00:36:22,689 --> 00:36:24,705 Aah! 667 00:36:24,708 --> 00:36:26,495 Okay! I came for her! 668 00:36:26,498 --> 00:36:28,256 God damn it! 669 00:36:28,259 --> 00:36:30,377 - What? - Estelle. 670 00:36:30,380 --> 00:36:33,526 I couldn't handle her just being a voice on the line. 671 00:36:38,659 --> 00:36:41,159 You will never bother Estelle again. 672 00:36:41,162 --> 00:36:42,722 You will leave this hotel. 673 00:36:42,725 --> 00:36:46,487 If I ever see your face again, it will not end well for you. 674 00:36:46,490 --> 00:36:48,203 Unh! 675 00:37:02,285 --> 00:37:03,979 What happened to your massage? 676 00:37:03,982 --> 00:37:05,362 Nothing. 677 00:37:05,365 --> 00:37:07,346 It was great. Thank you. 678 00:37:07,349 --> 00:37:09,221 Where are you coming from? 679 00:37:09,224 --> 00:37:10,582 I, uh... 680 00:37:10,585 --> 00:37:11,885 I went shopping. 681 00:37:11,888 --> 00:37:13,745 I got a present for your mom and Rob. 682 00:37:13,748 --> 00:37:16,186 Oh. Same. 683 00:37:16,189 --> 00:37:18,947 Why are you all dressed up? 684 00:37:18,950 --> 00:37:21,948 I also went shopping for myself. 685 00:37:21,951 --> 00:37:23,854 You like? 686 00:37:23,857 --> 00:37:25,495 I do. 687 00:37:25,498 --> 00:37:27,127 Festive. 688 00:37:29,180 --> 00:37:30,618 Can you open the door? 689 00:37:30,621 --> 00:37:33,579 I forgot my keycard. 690 00:37:33,582 --> 00:37:34,979 Right. 691 00:37:50,736 --> 00:37:53,454 Uncle Jav always knows what to get. 692 00:37:53,457 --> 00:37:55,848 Yeah. 693 00:37:58,330 --> 00:38:02,190 I brought gifts for you, too. 694 00:38:17,610 --> 00:38:19,610 Oh. 695 00:38:23,785 --> 00:38:27,168 Aww. This is beautiful. 696 00:38:27,170 --> 00:38:30,688 I'm sorry. Isn't this a little much? 697 00:38:30,690 --> 00:38:31,954 Daniela... 698 00:38:31,957 --> 00:38:34,563 No, these earrings are, like, at least $1,000. 699 00:38:34,566 --> 00:38:37,650 Seriously, Mom, this is so weird. 700 00:38:39,410 --> 00:38:41,009 I'm sorry. I... 701 00:38:41,012 --> 00:38:43,110 I've never been very good at giving gifts. 702 00:38:43,113 --> 00:38:44,328 No, Teo. 703 00:38:44,330 --> 00:38:47,697 These are gorgeous. It's just... 704 00:38:47,700 --> 00:38:49,778 we're still going through a lot. 705 00:38:49,780 --> 00:38:50,978 Of course. 706 00:38:50,980 --> 00:38:53,100 I shouldn't have. 707 00:38:54,613 --> 00:38:55,778 I'm sorry. 708 00:38:55,780 --> 00:38:57,215 Merry Christmas. 709 00:38:57,218 --> 00:38:59,736 You don't have to go anywhere. 710 00:38:59,739 --> 00:39:01,737 Really? 711 00:39:01,740 --> 00:39:04,498 I think I have to go to the bathroom. 712 00:39:04,501 --> 00:39:06,035 Yeah, me too. 713 00:39:12,508 --> 00:39:13,735 _ 714 00:39:14,394 --> 00:39:15,645 _ 715 00:39:16,510 --> 00:39:17,845 _ 716 00:39:17,939 --> 00:39:19,148 _ 717 00:39:19,899 --> 00:39:21,172 _ 718 00:39:21,401 --> 00:39:22,852 _ 719 00:39:29,742 --> 00:39:31,555 _ 720 00:39:34,122 --> 00:39:36,961 _ 721 00:39:37,001 --> 00:39:39,210 _ 722 00:39:39,252 --> 00:39:40,753 _ 723 00:39:42,399 --> 00:39:45,049 _ 724 00:39:46,641 --> 00:39:47,927 _ 725 00:39:48,845 --> 00:39:50,263 _ 726 00:39:51,016 --> 00:39:52,682 _ 727 00:39:52,724 --> 00:39:55,435 _ 728 00:39:55,501 --> 00:39:57,979 _ 729 00:39:58,646 --> 00:40:01,371 _ 730 00:40:01,793 --> 00:40:03,151 _ 731 00:40:03,207 --> 00:40:05,894 _ 732 00:40:05,987 --> 00:40:07,279 _ 733 00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:09,183 _ 734 00:40:09,186 --> 00:40:12,118 _ 735 00:40:17,260 --> 00:40:18,957 Merry Christmas! 736 00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:21,173 Ho ho ho! 737 00:40:21,176 --> 00:40:25,707 Let's see what Santa's got for his little children, here. 738 00:40:27,191 --> 00:40:29,555 Letty Betty Bo Betty... 739 00:40:31,940 --> 00:40:34,018 - Is this a puzzle? - No guessing. 740 00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:39,680 I know you love it, so you should have it. 741 00:40:39,683 --> 00:40:44,218 And... And the shark almost kind of looks like you, right? 742 00:40:44,220 --> 00:40:45,338 Uh-huh. 743 00:40:45,340 --> 00:40:47,621 Jav... 744 00:40:47,624 --> 00:40:50,707 you are gonna love this. 745 00:41:01,429 --> 00:41:02,897 Wow. 746 00:41:02,900 --> 00:41:05,152 Rob, this is too much. 747 00:41:05,155 --> 00:41:06,305 It's a gun. 748 00:41:06,308 --> 00:41:07,938 Did you just throw this at me? 749 00:41:07,940 --> 00:41:09,799 There's a safety obviously. 750 00:41:09,802 --> 00:41:11,360 Safety first. Look at the handle. 751 00:41:11,363 --> 00:41:14,178 He got an engraved gun, and I got a used puzzle? 752 00:41:14,180 --> 00:41:16,258 Seriously, Rob, this is... 753 00:41:16,260 --> 00:41:17,371 I can't accept this. 754 00:41:17,374 --> 00:41:19,060 Uh, I'm pretty sure you have to accept it. 755 00:41:19,061 --> 00:41:21,058 I can't return a gun with your name on it. 756 00:41:21,061 --> 00:41:25,258 Okay. Thank you. 757 00:41:25,260 --> 00:41:28,218 So, this is for you. 758 00:41:28,220 --> 00:41:30,699 And this is for you. 759 00:41:30,702 --> 00:41:31,820 All right! 760 00:41:40,860 --> 00:41:42,652 Javier. 761 00:41:44,541 --> 00:41:46,581 Holy shit. 762 00:41:50,140 --> 00:41:51,578 You're my favorite son. 763 00:41:51,580 --> 00:41:53,621 Do you have other sons? 764 00:41:53,624 --> 00:41:55,822 Probably. 765 00:41:55,825 --> 00:41:58,903 Thanks, Javier. 766 00:41:58,906 --> 00:41:59,978 Wow. 767 00:41:59,980 --> 00:42:03,113 World's greatest. Congrats. 768 00:42:03,116 --> 00:42:04,498 Okay, my turn. 769 00:42:07,140 --> 00:42:09,298 Oh! Thanks. 770 00:42:20,300 --> 00:42:22,178 Sleigh bells ring 771 00:42:22,180 --> 00:42:24,018 Are you listening? 772 00:42:24,020 --> 00:42:25,578 Thank you. 773 00:42:38,300 --> 00:42:40,300 Merry Christmas. 774 00:42:40,301 --> 00:42:42,618 - Merry Christmas. - Thanks, baby. 775 00:42:44,700 --> 00:42:47,138 Javier. 776 00:42:47,140 --> 00:42:48,352 Don't open it here. 777 00:42:48,355 --> 00:42:50,138 It's an unofficial present. 778 00:42:50,140 --> 00:42:51,344 It's just cash. 779 00:42:51,347 --> 00:42:56,626 Estelle, this is very generous, but Letty and I are fine. 780 00:42:56,629 --> 00:42:57,907 No. The money is for Jacob. 781 00:42:57,910 --> 00:43:00,018 Books, clothes, sushi... whatever. 782 00:43:00,020 --> 00:43:02,915 I'm giving it to you because you'll make sure 783 00:43:02,918 --> 00:43:05,371 the money's spent the way that it's meant to be. 784 00:43:05,374 --> 00:43:07,481 Okay. 785 00:43:11,254 --> 00:43:12,712 Mom! 786 00:43:12,715 --> 00:43:14,633 - You got me a dog! - Merry Christmas! 787 00:43:14,636 --> 00:43:16,636 - Hey, merry Christmas! - Hey, merry Christmas! 788 00:43:16,639 --> 00:43:19,196 You said I couldn't have one, but then you still got me one. 789 00:43:19,199 --> 00:43:20,962 Because that's what you wanted. 790 00:43:20,965 --> 00:43:22,140 Have you given him a name? 791 00:43:22,141 --> 00:43:23,578 I wanted to ask you first. 792 00:43:23,580 --> 00:43:25,978 The name is totally up to you. 793 00:43:25,981 --> 00:43:27,696 - Javier. - Mm-hmm. 794 00:43:27,699 --> 00:43:29,804 I left Rob's present in the car. 795 00:43:29,807 --> 00:43:31,387 And I would ask Rob to go get it, 796 00:43:31,390 --> 00:43:33,727 but then I'd be a real bitch because it's his present. 797 00:43:33,730 --> 00:43:35,618 - Do you mind? - Not at all. 798 00:43:35,620 --> 00:43:36,883 Thanks. 799 00:43:36,886 --> 00:43:39,098 It's in a green bag in the way back. 800 00:43:39,100 --> 00:43:40,298 Green bag. 801 00:43:40,300 --> 00:43:43,138 Tell Javier thanks for the AirPods. 802 00:43:43,140 --> 00:43:44,440 You're welcome. 803 00:43:44,441 --> 00:43:46,698 Oh, he's running upstairs. I got to get him. 804 00:43:46,700 --> 00:43:49,138 Okay. 805 00:43:52,420 --> 00:43:54,978 I cannot believe that you Craiglisted 806 00:43:54,981 --> 00:43:56,579 a fucking dog to this house. 807 00:43:56,582 --> 00:43:59,933 Oh, no, I forgot. Bethenny's allergic. 808 00:43:59,936 --> 00:44:01,934 Bye, Sean. 809 00:44:14,060 --> 00:44:16,766 You're actually really good at this, Rob. 810 00:44:16,769 --> 00:44:18,688 Thanks. I practice. 811 00:44:18,691 --> 00:44:20,977 Not the puzzle... Christmas. 812 00:44:20,980 --> 00:44:23,660 I got it. 813 00:44:29,972 --> 00:44:31,018 Hey. 814 00:44:31,020 --> 00:44:33,538 He's here... Luke. 815 00:44:33,540 --> 00:44:35,277 He's outside my door. 816 00:44:38,097 --> 00:44:40,055 Go into my room, with Letty and Rob. 817 00:44:40,058 --> 00:44:42,301 Lock the doors. I'll be right there. 818 00:44:50,801 --> 00:44:51,883 Mom. 819 00:45:00,295 --> 00:45:02,295 Rhonda? 820 00:45:03,695 --> 00:45:05,524 Rhonda? 821 00:45:05,527 --> 00:45:06,933 Mom, what the hell is going on? 822 00:45:06,936 --> 00:45:08,219 Javier didn't tell you? 823 00:45:08,222 --> 00:45:09,967 You seriously have a stalker? 824 00:45:09,970 --> 00:45:11,848 - Why wouldn't I? - A stalker? 825 00:45:31,870 --> 00:45:33,537 Rhonda! 826 00:46:12,770 --> 00:46:14,865 This is insane. I'm calling security. 827 00:46:14,868 --> 00:46:16,247 No, you're not. 828 00:46:16,250 --> 00:46:18,662 Why would you not want to call security? 829 00:46:22,436 --> 00:46:23,698 Christian. 830 00:46:23,701 --> 00:46:25,728 You have to tell me the truth right now. 831 00:46:25,730 --> 00:46:28,443 Are you anywhere in the Smoky Mountains? 832 00:46:28,446 --> 00:46:30,768 Yes. Birch Mountain Resort. 833 00:46:30,770 --> 00:46:32,848 Shit! You need to leave. 834 00:46:32,850 --> 00:46:34,818 - Why? - I'm supposedly on vacation 835 00:46:34,821 --> 00:46:36,670 with Lashever at her cabin, 836 00:46:36,671 --> 00:46:40,288 only it's conveniently five minutes from Birch Mountain. 837 00:46:40,290 --> 00:46:43,912 And I just realized this isn't even her cabin! 838 00:46:46,170 --> 00:46:48,159 I told you to disappear. 839 00:46:48,162 --> 00:46:50,842 Drop the gun. You're under arrest. 840 00:46:52,591 --> 00:46:54,591 FBI. 841 00:47:05,970 --> 00:47:08,412 I think she's got you. 842 00:47:13,137 --> 00:47:15,375 I think you're right. 843 00:47:17,539 --> 00:47:20,257 I'm sorry, Letty. 844 00:47:25,341 --> 00:47:27,939 Ooh! 845 00:47:27,942 --> 00:47:30,553 What's this? 846 00:47:30,556 --> 00:47:32,029 It's a Christmas gift. 847 00:47:32,032 --> 00:47:35,951 From Estelle Raines. To get rid of her stalker. 848 00:47:35,954 --> 00:47:37,232 Got it. 849 00:47:37,235 --> 00:47:40,513 Seriously? 850 00:47:40,516 --> 00:47:42,207 This is bullshit! 851 00:47:42,210 --> 00:47:45,190 Oh! Look who it is! 852 00:47:45,193 --> 00:47:48,568 It's like I'm opening a Shitty Person Advent Calendar. 853 00:47:48,570 --> 00:47:50,451 Go back in the other room, Letty. 854 00:47:50,454 --> 00:47:52,006 It's over. 855 00:47:56,249 --> 00:47:58,553 Letty, put down the gun. 856 00:47:58,556 --> 00:48:00,714 No. 857 00:48:00,717 --> 00:48:02,555 Let him go. 858 00:48:02,620 --> 00:48:04,618 Let him go! 859 00:48:04,621 --> 00:48:06,741 Ah! 860 00:48:06,744 --> 00:48:10,968 Jesus Christ, Ms. Raines. 861 00:48:10,971 --> 00:48:13,089 You could've gotten out of this scot-free. 862 00:48:13,092 --> 00:48:18,342 All you had to do was not threaten a federal agent. 863 00:48:29,434 --> 00:48:32,811 This was not the plan. Let her go! 864 00:49:08,261 --> 00:49:09,819 Which airline? 865 00:49:11,468 --> 00:49:16,954 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com --