1 00:00:03,078 --> 00:00:04,601 Previously on "Good Girls"... 2 00:00:04,648 --> 00:00:05,856 I figured out who we should help. 3 00:00:05,922 --> 00:00:07,161 I got their daughter's kidney. 4 00:00:07,216 --> 00:00:09,383 - How about a car? - Pardon? 5 00:00:10,586 --> 00:00:11,819 What did the specialist say? 6 00:00:11,821 --> 00:00:12,953 Boy's a damn genius. 7 00:00:12,955 --> 00:00:13,954 No. 8 00:00:13,956 --> 00:00:15,022 - Chris. - Kevin. 9 00:00:15,024 --> 00:00:17,491 - So we'll go to your place. - We already did that. 10 00:00:17,493 --> 00:00:19,093 You live in your car. 11 00:00:19,095 --> 00:00:20,127 Where's Ben? 12 00:00:20,129 --> 00:00:21,662 He plays lacrosse? 13 00:00:21,664 --> 00:00:23,364 He just knows you wouldn't really be into it. 14 00:00:23,366 --> 00:00:25,933 His whole new secret, fancy life? 15 00:00:25,935 --> 00:00:28,335 So the last time you were cash-heavy, things got tricky. 16 00:00:28,337 --> 00:00:29,603 You need a system. 17 00:00:29,605 --> 00:00:31,705 Hot tubs: any idiot can sell them. 18 00:00:31,707 --> 00:00:33,474 I just don't want him involved. 19 00:00:33,476 --> 00:00:35,543 - Okay. - There's a pattern here. 20 00:00:35,545 --> 00:00:37,711 His car dealership got busted too. 21 00:00:37,713 --> 00:00:39,513 - Put a tail on this guy. - Why is it the guy? 22 00:00:39,515 --> 00:00:42,349 What if we pay someone to blow his brains out? 23 00:00:42,351 --> 00:00:43,751 Move me up on your schedule. 24 00:00:43,753 --> 00:00:46,420 For you. Have dinner with me. 25 00:00:46,422 --> 00:00:48,656 Hi there. Welcome to The Baby Porcupine. 26 00:00:48,658 --> 00:00:50,691 If someone wanted something special printed, 27 00:00:50,693 --> 00:00:51,559 you would draw it. 28 00:00:51,561 --> 00:00:53,727 - He said he'd let me go. - He won't. 29 00:00:53,729 --> 00:00:55,729 Wait. You need all of us. 30 00:00:55,731 --> 00:00:56,697 Not all of you. 31 00:01:00,101 --> 00:01:03,137 She just laid there, 32 00:01:03,139 --> 00:01:05,573 right on the ground, 33 00:01:05,575 --> 00:01:09,810 fight just drained from her, 34 00:01:09,812 --> 00:01:12,513 twitching and drooling like some kind of animal 35 00:01:12,515 --> 00:01:14,848 that got hit by a car or something. 36 00:01:17,653 --> 00:01:19,887 Whole thing went down right in front of me. 37 00:01:23,558 --> 00:01:26,427 Ringside seats, huh? 38 00:01:26,429 --> 00:01:28,596 Saw the whole thing. 39 00:01:28,598 --> 00:01:30,364 Can anyone verify that? 40 00:01:42,177 --> 00:01:44,545 You can check the Kiss Cam thing if you want. 41 00:01:47,549 --> 00:01:49,316 You sure you don't want a lawyer here? 42 00:01:49,318 --> 00:01:51,685 Nah. 43 00:01:51,687 --> 00:01:53,087 You don't find it coincidental? 44 00:01:53,089 --> 00:01:54,855 What's that? 45 00:01:54,857 --> 00:01:56,557 That both the bullets in Lucy's head 46 00:01:56,559 --> 00:01:58,359 matched the ones in the other bodies? 47 00:01:58,361 --> 00:01:59,760 I don't know any Lucy. 48 00:01:59,762 --> 00:02:01,428 And that the other bodies were identified 49 00:02:01,430 --> 00:02:02,930 as Six Mile gang members. 50 00:02:02,932 --> 00:02:04,198 Yeah, I got no beef with them. 51 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:05,499 Yeah, not anymore. 52 00:02:05,501 --> 00:02:07,334 Hey, one more thing. 53 00:02:10,572 --> 00:02:13,340 How'd you get these? 54 00:02:13,342 --> 00:02:15,009 Called in a favor. 55 00:02:16,746 --> 00:02:18,545 I wanna call in a few more. 56 00:02:21,383 --> 00:02:24,218 Yeah. 57 00:02:34,663 --> 00:02:37,865 Now, that's what you call a statement piece. 58 00:02:37,867 --> 00:02:40,401 And I think we all know what it says. 59 00:02:45,407 --> 00:02:47,741 What does it say? 60 00:02:47,743 --> 00:02:49,243 He wants more than dinner. 61 00:02:49,245 --> 00:02:50,544 Ew. 62 00:02:50,546 --> 00:02:52,246 It's the thought that counts. 63 00:02:52,248 --> 00:02:53,247 Ew! 64 00:02:53,249 --> 00:02:54,648 What did you say? 65 00:02:54,650 --> 00:02:56,250 I said I'd check my schedule. 66 00:02:56,252 --> 00:02:57,785 That's not a no. 67 00:02:57,787 --> 00:03:00,220 We need him to do this job. 68 00:03:00,222 --> 00:03:01,955 Or maybe we get lucky 69 00:03:01,957 --> 00:03:04,458 and they figure out that it was gang friend who popped Lucy. 70 00:03:04,460 --> 00:03:07,461 If we pop him, all of this goes away. 71 00:03:12,167 --> 00:03:14,735 Maybe it's just dinner. 72 00:03:14,737 --> 00:03:15,669 Sure. 73 00:03:15,671 --> 00:03:17,705 If they're serving vagina. 74 00:03:17,707 --> 00:03:20,607 What's for dinner? 75 00:03:20,609 --> 00:03:22,810 Uh, I thought we'd grill. 76 00:03:22,812 --> 00:03:23,644 Sounds good. 77 00:03:23,646 --> 00:03:25,679 Hey, can I talk to you real quick? 78 00:03:34,556 --> 00:03:37,124 Big Kahuna, they wanna meet with us. 79 00:03:37,126 --> 00:03:38,192 That's a good thing? 80 00:03:38,194 --> 00:03:39,193 Yeah. 81 00:03:39,195 --> 00:03:40,694 Kahuna Brand Spas. 82 00:03:40,696 --> 00:03:43,130 They pretty much invented hydrotherapy. 83 00:03:43,132 --> 00:03:45,532 I mean, they're in all the fancy resorts. 84 00:03:45,534 --> 00:03:47,701 So why us? 85 00:03:47,703 --> 00:03:50,571 They heard our sales were through the roof. 86 00:03:53,274 --> 00:03:55,175 - Well, that's all you. - No. 87 00:03:55,177 --> 00:03:56,310 I wouldn't be able to sell 'em 88 00:03:56,312 --> 00:03:58,512 if you didn't get 'em so cheap from the wholesalers. 89 00:03:59,314 --> 00:04:01,281 Or you're an animal. 90 00:04:02,451 --> 00:04:04,518 We make a good team. 91 00:04:09,524 --> 00:04:11,258 They make you pay for books? 92 00:04:11,260 --> 00:04:13,794 That's like going to Outback and bringing your own steak. 93 00:04:13,796 --> 00:04:16,130 They said I need a laptop too. 94 00:04:16,132 --> 00:04:17,498 No fair. 95 00:04:17,500 --> 00:04:19,466 - And an iPad. - What? 96 00:04:19,468 --> 00:04:21,068 All right, if he gets one, I get one. 97 00:04:22,104 --> 00:04:24,638 So what exactly does this school do to provide 98 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:25,973 for all the money that we been dishing out? 99 00:04:25,975 --> 00:04:27,307 Oh, you mean the money we don't have. 100 00:04:27,309 --> 00:04:28,342 Yeah. All that money. 101 00:04:28,344 --> 00:04:31,044 - The building. - Okay, great. 102 00:04:31,046 --> 00:04:34,348 So what does a little boy need an iPad for anyway? 103 00:04:34,350 --> 00:04:36,517 - Coding. - Oh, wow, hey. 104 00:04:36,519 --> 00:04:37,985 It's been a minute. Come on in. 105 00:04:37,987 --> 00:04:39,753 Uh, company. 106 00:04:41,356 --> 00:04:42,956 Hey! 107 00:04:42,958 --> 00:04:43,924 - There she is. - Oh, my goodness. 108 00:04:43,926 --> 00:04:46,293 - Excuse me. - Look at you. 109 00:04:46,295 --> 00:04:47,961 Hey. 110 00:04:47,963 --> 00:04:50,330 - What a surprise. - Yeah. 111 00:04:50,332 --> 00:04:51,932 We should've called first. 112 00:04:51,934 --> 00:04:54,668 Well, we tried, but, uh, we ran out of minutes. 113 00:04:54,670 --> 00:04:56,170 Could've texted. 114 00:04:56,172 --> 00:04:59,606 We gotta get that, uh, feature on the next one. 115 00:05:02,043 --> 00:05:05,245 So, uh, what brings you guys to town? 116 00:05:05,247 --> 00:05:06,380 We got home 117 00:05:06,382 --> 00:05:08,916 from our, uh, last visit and found a note 118 00:05:08,918 --> 00:05:11,118 - from the landlord... - Very sweet man. 119 00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:14,021 Yeah, gave us a whole week to clear out our belongings. 120 00:05:14,023 --> 00:05:15,489 Yeah, he didn't need to do that. 121 00:05:15,491 --> 00:05:17,591 Yeah. But what is that saying? 122 00:05:17,593 --> 00:05:21,595 Every sunset is an opportunity to reset. 123 00:05:21,597 --> 00:05:23,630 Love that. 124 00:05:25,134 --> 00:05:27,568 We're staying with our friend's daughter 125 00:05:27,570 --> 00:05:28,669 who works at the Denny's. 126 00:05:28,671 --> 00:05:29,870 Mm, yeah. 127 00:05:29,872 --> 00:05:31,405 Uh, set up a couple cots in the garage, 128 00:05:31,407 --> 00:05:33,240 a little, uh, kerosene heater. 129 00:05:33,242 --> 00:05:37,177 We are snug as a bug in a rug! 130 00:05:37,179 --> 00:05:40,314 But, uh, why Detroit? 131 00:05:41,584 --> 00:05:43,317 Uh... 132 00:05:43,319 --> 00:05:46,753 we don't have any family, uh, to speak of in Madison. 133 00:05:46,755 --> 00:05:49,156 Oh. So who do you have here? 134 00:05:51,426 --> 00:05:53,493 You all. 135 00:05:57,266 --> 00:06:00,200 Uh, home is where the heart is. 136 00:06:02,437 --> 00:06:04,071 Hmm. 137 00:06:06,741 --> 00:06:07,975 What's new with you, little guy? 138 00:06:07,977 --> 00:06:09,109 I'm getting an iPad. 139 00:06:09,111 --> 00:06:11,812 Oh, so what about dinner? How about some dinner? 140 00:06:11,814 --> 00:06:13,947 - Oh, we couldn't possibly. - No. 141 00:06:13,949 --> 00:06:15,816 We already ate, uh, yesterday. 142 00:06:15,818 --> 00:06:17,818 I got your fave mashed potatoes. 143 00:06:17,820 --> 00:06:20,120 Well, if you're gonna twist my arm. 144 00:06:21,190 --> 00:06:23,790 - Aww. - Sure. 145 00:06:23,792 --> 00:06:25,726 May I sit right here next to you? 146 00:06:25,728 --> 00:06:27,694 Just as delicious as always. 147 00:06:33,736 --> 00:06:36,470 - Hey. - Hi. 148 00:06:36,472 --> 00:06:39,606 - School still suck? - Always. 149 00:06:39,608 --> 00:06:42,342 Maybe I'll, um, come see for myself. 150 00:06:42,344 --> 00:06:43,710 Huh? 151 00:06:45,747 --> 00:06:48,048 What happens at these things, anyway? 152 00:06:48,050 --> 00:06:50,183 Stupid rich parents bid on stupid rich stuff 153 00:06:50,185 --> 00:06:52,686 for the school. 154 00:06:52,688 --> 00:06:54,288 Can't wait. 155 00:06:54,290 --> 00:06:56,023 You're not rich. 156 00:06:56,025 --> 00:06:57,658 But I'm stupid. 157 00:06:57,660 --> 00:06:59,359 So come. 158 00:06:59,361 --> 00:07:00,961 Sweet! 159 00:07:02,797 --> 00:07:04,998 You'll hate it, though. 160 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:07,834 Well, I wanna meet the other parents. 161 00:07:09,337 --> 00:07:11,438 You'll hate them even more. 162 00:07:12,708 --> 00:07:14,641 Well, how's the food? 163 00:07:14,643 --> 00:07:16,476 Super tiny 'cause none of the moms eat. 164 00:07:16,478 --> 00:07:18,312 You'll house a pizza after. 165 00:07:18,314 --> 00:07:21,114 Really selling it hard here. 166 00:07:21,883 --> 00:07:24,484 It's just a bunch of people we'd totally make fun of, 167 00:07:24,486 --> 00:07:28,088 like, who do Pilates and would've played lacrosse. 168 00:07:29,724 --> 00:07:31,925 What's so wrong with lacrosse? 169 00:07:31,927 --> 00:07:35,462 Nothing if you're lame. 170 00:07:35,464 --> 00:07:37,631 Are we out of salsa? 171 00:07:44,173 --> 00:07:45,806 Maybe, uh... 172 00:07:45,808 --> 00:07:48,041 maybe I'll skip it, then. 173 00:07:49,243 --> 00:07:50,777 Up to you. 174 00:08:00,856 --> 00:08:02,055 Why are you even doing this? 175 00:08:02,057 --> 00:08:05,258 I can't arrest someone on a hunch. 176 00:08:05,260 --> 00:08:06,727 It's her. 177 00:08:06,729 --> 00:08:08,161 Why, 'cause she's good at crafting? 178 00:08:08,163 --> 00:08:09,196 Or 'cause she'd never be friends 179 00:08:09,221 --> 00:08:10,253 with you in high school. 180 00:08:11,699 --> 00:08:14,034 She works at a paper store. 181 00:08:14,036 --> 00:08:15,969 His name is all over it. 182 00:08:15,971 --> 00:08:16,903 Come to think of it, I think the boots 183 00:08:16,905 --> 00:08:18,038 are a little too much. 184 00:08:21,275 --> 00:08:22,409 You want it to be her? 185 00:08:22,411 --> 00:08:23,710 Yes. 186 00:08:23,712 --> 00:08:26,847 Then get me something to convince a DA. 187 00:08:31,786 --> 00:08:33,754 Save the boots for later. 188 00:08:40,295 --> 00:08:43,597 You'll notice that we are all about the flow 189 00:08:43,599 --> 00:08:44,865 here at Boland Bubbles. 190 00:08:44,867 --> 00:08:46,166 Feng shui. 191 00:08:46,168 --> 00:08:47,834 Yeah, the, uh, accessories... 192 00:08:47,836 --> 00:08:49,836 your filters, chemicals, your pool toys... 193 00:08:49,838 --> 00:08:51,004 are all in the back. 194 00:08:51,006 --> 00:08:52,305 Like the milk in the grocery store. 195 00:08:52,307 --> 00:08:53,473 So you have to move through the whole place 196 00:08:53,475 --> 00:08:54,875 to get to the small stuff. 197 00:08:54,877 --> 00:08:56,610 So when it's time to upgrade to the big stuff... 198 00:08:56,612 --> 00:08:58,979 Say, a Kahuna spa. 199 00:08:58,981 --> 00:09:01,181 The seed is already planted. 200 00:09:03,352 --> 00:09:05,986 Well, Kahuna Spas 201 00:09:05,988 --> 00:09:08,155 would love to be a part of the ride. 202 00:09:09,490 --> 00:09:11,391 Y'all do this for everybody? 203 00:09:12,527 --> 00:09:13,994 I gotta tell you, uh, 204 00:09:13,996 --> 00:09:15,662 we have been so nervous. 205 00:09:15,664 --> 00:09:17,464 We're just huge fans of your brand. 206 00:09:17,466 --> 00:09:19,266 Oh, well, let's take a look at those books 207 00:09:19,268 --> 00:09:20,634 and see if we can't work out an arrangement. 208 00:09:23,138 --> 00:09:24,404 Books? 209 00:09:24,406 --> 00:09:26,640 Well, we don't really have a presence here in Michigan. 210 00:09:26,642 --> 00:09:28,809 You'd be the first, so we just wanna make sure you can handle 211 00:09:28,811 --> 00:09:30,410 the kind of volume we'd expect. 212 00:09:30,412 --> 00:09:32,179 We can get you the books. No problem. 213 00:09:32,181 --> 00:09:34,047 Right? 214 00:09:34,049 --> 00:09:36,650 Yeah, not here right now. 215 00:09:36,652 --> 00:09:37,984 But we can get 'em. 216 00:09:37,986 --> 00:09:40,187 Yeah. It'll take a sec. 217 00:09:40,189 --> 00:09:42,122 But then they're all yours. 218 00:09:44,659 --> 00:09:46,660 You do shots? 219 00:09:46,662 --> 00:09:47,928 Like, right now? 220 00:09:47,930 --> 00:09:49,663 You seem like someone 221 00:09:49,665 --> 00:09:51,264 who knows how to have a good time. 222 00:09:51,266 --> 00:09:54,467 Tell your liver I apologize in advance. 223 00:10:03,300 --> 00:10:05,457 Hmm. 224 00:10:07,817 --> 00:10:11,006 Is that a good "hmm" or a bad "hmm"? 225 00:10:11,031 --> 00:10:12,097 Good "hmm." 226 00:10:12,122 --> 00:10:13,686 Oh. Good. 227 00:10:13,757 --> 00:10:14,923 Too good. 228 00:10:14,925 --> 00:10:17,091 What do you mean, "too good"? 229 00:10:17,093 --> 00:10:19,060 You bitches got too much cash flow. 230 00:10:19,062 --> 00:10:21,062 How is that not a good thing? 231 00:10:21,064 --> 00:10:22,630 Accounts don't match up with your sales. 232 00:10:22,632 --> 00:10:24,566 Profits are more than your revenue. 233 00:10:24,568 --> 00:10:28,069 So I'll make it look like we're selling more. 234 00:10:28,071 --> 00:10:29,504 That's impossible. 235 00:10:29,506 --> 00:10:30,672 Why? 236 00:10:30,674 --> 00:10:32,240 'Cause it already says you're selling 237 00:10:32,242 --> 00:10:33,575 five times the national average. 238 00:10:33,577 --> 00:10:35,443 Go, Deansie. 239 00:10:35,445 --> 00:10:37,278 It's not Deansie. 240 00:10:38,547 --> 00:10:40,815 So how do I make it look more legit? 241 00:10:40,817 --> 00:10:42,684 You came to the right place. 242 00:10:42,686 --> 00:10:45,587 Let you in on some of my, uh, mad money magic. 243 00:10:45,589 --> 00:10:47,689 Kind of like a, uh, black magic, if you will, 244 00:10:47,691 --> 00:10:48,723 like a dark art... 245 00:10:48,725 --> 00:10:51,593 - All right. - All right, uh... 246 00:10:51,595 --> 00:10:53,895 kick things off with something called smurfing. 247 00:10:53,897 --> 00:10:56,264 While this Kahuna is checking out your business, 248 00:10:56,266 --> 00:10:58,166 you put your bread in someone else's account. 249 00:10:58,168 --> 00:10:59,434 Like whose? 250 00:10:59,436 --> 00:11:02,971 Friend, family, colleagues, 251 00:11:02,973 --> 00:11:04,973 anyone who wants to make a buck. 252 00:11:04,975 --> 00:11:08,843 And before you get any ideas, I am none of the above. 253 00:11:08,845 --> 00:11:11,212 We're the only other sketchy people we know. 254 00:11:11,214 --> 00:11:13,548 No sweat. Then there's layering. 255 00:11:13,550 --> 00:11:15,984 Open a bunch of offshore accounts but mini ones. 256 00:11:15,986 --> 00:11:18,353 Only put in enough so you don't trigger the taxman. 257 00:11:18,355 --> 00:11:19,654 Then there's something called smurf layering. 258 00:11:19,656 --> 00:11:21,656 We don't have time for any of this. 259 00:11:26,129 --> 00:11:27,829 You girls like to shop? 260 00:11:29,633 --> 00:11:31,966 You're gonna get yourselves a corporate debit card. 261 00:11:33,937 --> 00:11:36,471 We'll balance your books by increasing your expenses... 262 00:11:36,473 --> 00:11:38,006 And how many rooms are we doing? 263 00:11:38,008 --> 00:11:39,240 All of 'em. 264 00:11:39,242 --> 00:11:40,675 Furniture, electronics... 265 00:11:40,677 --> 00:11:41,843 What can I set you up with today? 266 00:11:41,845 --> 00:11:44,112 I think I'ma be setting you up, Todd. 267 00:11:44,114 --> 00:11:45,380 Even charitable donations. 268 00:11:45,382 --> 00:11:47,015 Buy right, they don't look twice. 269 00:11:47,017 --> 00:11:48,349 What kind of event is it? 270 00:11:48,351 --> 00:11:49,784 Like "Cinderella," 271 00:11:49,786 --> 00:11:52,420 only the bitch sisters are private school parents 272 00:11:52,422 --> 00:11:54,756 and the ball is a fundraiser. 273 00:11:58,028 --> 00:12:00,695 Hey. Look who dropped by. 274 00:12:00,697 --> 00:12:01,829 - Hey. - Again. 275 00:12:01,831 --> 00:12:03,298 Oh. 276 00:12:03,300 --> 00:12:05,633 Do some damage at the Apple Store? 277 00:12:05,635 --> 00:12:07,035 Yeah. 278 00:12:07,037 --> 00:12:09,037 It's just some school supplies. 279 00:12:09,039 --> 00:12:10,505 Where's he go to school, NASA? 280 00:12:13,410 --> 00:12:15,410 Oh. 281 00:12:17,279 --> 00:12:20,415 Doesn't do email, but, uh... 282 00:12:20,417 --> 00:12:22,917 Jenny and I wanted to give y'all something. 283 00:12:22,919 --> 00:12:25,186 - Huh. - A pocket plum. 284 00:12:25,188 --> 00:12:29,190 No, did you ever hear the one about the fig tree? 285 00:12:29,192 --> 00:12:30,692 It was Heather's favorite. 286 00:12:30,694 --> 00:12:33,027 Well, I guess we gotta get up on our fig tree stories. 287 00:12:34,197 --> 00:12:36,698 Farmer had a tree full of figs 288 00:12:36,700 --> 00:12:40,234 till everyone walking by helps themselves, 289 00:12:40,236 --> 00:12:42,036 thinking, you know, "What can it hurt? 290 00:12:42,038 --> 00:12:43,371 It's just one." 291 00:12:43,373 --> 00:12:45,473 Where are y'all from again? 292 00:12:45,475 --> 00:12:46,641 You see where this is going. 293 00:12:46,643 --> 00:12:48,242 Okay. 294 00:12:48,244 --> 00:12:52,080 Pretty soon, tree is plucked dry. 295 00:12:52,082 --> 00:12:54,582 Now nobody has figs. 296 00:12:54,584 --> 00:12:55,984 The farmer can't believe it 297 00:12:55,986 --> 00:12:59,387 'cause all they had to do was take their fig, 298 00:12:59,389 --> 00:13:02,590 plant the seeds, and they have their own tree. 299 00:13:02,592 --> 00:13:07,362 But instead, they just took, 300 00:13:07,364 --> 00:13:08,930 and they took, 301 00:13:08,932 --> 00:13:10,365 and they took... 302 00:13:12,035 --> 00:13:13,368 And they took. 303 00:13:13,370 --> 00:13:14,569 We're supposed to plant a fig now? 304 00:13:14,571 --> 00:13:15,637 What the hell did you buy? 305 00:13:15,639 --> 00:13:17,405 This is Detroit, not Mesopotamia. 306 00:13:17,407 --> 00:13:18,906 Coming up in here like Steve Jobs. 307 00:13:18,908 --> 00:13:20,575 You could've given me a heads-up. 308 00:13:20,577 --> 00:13:21,743 Like I was gonna pull out 309 00:13:21,745 --> 00:13:23,111 my next-generation iPhone in front of him. 310 00:13:23,113 --> 00:13:24,879 And then you invite him to dinner. 311 00:13:24,881 --> 00:13:26,047 Again! 312 00:13:26,049 --> 00:13:28,249 He asked! 313 00:13:29,218 --> 00:13:30,752 You know what that means. 314 00:13:34,456 --> 00:13:36,057 We're the tree. 315 00:13:43,632 --> 00:13:46,300 They're gonna shake us dry. 316 00:13:52,541 --> 00:13:55,143 What's their last name again? 317 00:13:55,145 --> 00:13:57,311 Haskins. Why? 318 00:13:57,313 --> 00:13:59,847 I'm gonna put Mike on these fools, get a background check. 319 00:14:01,985 --> 00:14:03,317 Yeah, man. 320 00:14:03,319 --> 00:14:04,519 No, no. It's all good. 321 00:14:04,521 --> 00:14:06,054 Listen, got something quick for you. 322 00:14:06,056 --> 00:14:07,955 Oh. Uh... 323 00:14:07,957 --> 00:14:10,058 yeah, she's here. 324 00:14:10,060 --> 00:14:11,893 Okay. Bye. 325 00:14:13,063 --> 00:14:14,195 He wants me to FaceTime him. 326 00:14:14,197 --> 00:14:17,031 He just got some plugs and wants you to take a look. 327 00:14:18,301 --> 00:14:20,034 - Are you serious? - Yes. 328 00:14:20,036 --> 00:14:21,169 Just say they look good. 329 00:14:21,171 --> 00:14:22,670 We need him to do this quick. 330 00:14:34,450 --> 00:14:37,185 Public street, bro. 331 00:14:37,187 --> 00:14:39,420 It's me. 332 00:14:43,025 --> 00:14:45,026 What's up, girl? 333 00:14:51,668 --> 00:14:54,068 Can I get you a drink? 334 00:14:54,070 --> 00:14:56,204 Uh, got a beer? 335 00:14:56,206 --> 00:14:59,741 Yeah, not while the keys are in the ignition. 336 00:15:00,342 --> 00:15:01,542 Right. 337 00:15:01,544 --> 00:15:03,344 Red Bull? 338 00:15:03,346 --> 00:15:04,912 I'm okay. 339 00:15:07,217 --> 00:15:10,952 So listen, uh, there's this thing at my kid's school. 340 00:15:10,954 --> 00:15:12,854 And basically, I don't wanna show up 341 00:15:12,856 --> 00:15:14,822 and look like some pathetic old 342 00:15:14,824 --> 00:15:17,458 divorced single parent with no life. 343 00:15:17,460 --> 00:15:18,559 So I... 344 00:15:18,561 --> 00:15:21,696 You want me to be your date? 345 00:15:21,698 --> 00:15:24,766 I was thinking more like a wingman. 346 00:15:24,768 --> 00:15:27,034 Ah. 347 00:15:27,036 --> 00:15:29,237 Already asked the guy you're into? 348 00:15:29,239 --> 00:15:31,139 No. 349 00:15:33,208 --> 00:15:35,076 Cool. 350 00:15:36,378 --> 00:15:38,112 He got engaged. 351 00:15:57,533 --> 00:15:58,699 Yeah. 352 00:15:58,701 --> 00:16:02,270 You know, I would but... 353 00:16:02,272 --> 00:16:05,239 I'm... I'm busy. 354 00:16:05,241 --> 00:16:08,476 Excuse me? Doing what? 355 00:16:08,478 --> 00:16:11,179 I got the guy across the street's Hulu. 356 00:16:11,181 --> 00:16:14,115 Gonna binge the new season of "The Bachelor." 357 00:16:14,117 --> 00:16:15,616 Are you being serious? 358 00:16:15,618 --> 00:16:17,852 Uh, yeah. Hannah B.'s back. 359 00:16:17,854 --> 00:16:20,888 He picks Hannah Ann. Okay? 360 00:16:20,890 --> 00:16:22,790 I am asking you for a favor here. 361 00:16:22,792 --> 00:16:24,592 Well, see, that's the problem. 362 00:16:26,295 --> 00:16:28,796 I don't wanna be your favor anymore. 363 00:16:30,265 --> 00:16:31,766 Oh. 364 00:16:51,753 --> 00:16:55,122 Will you accept this rose? 365 00:16:55,124 --> 00:16:56,624 Always. 366 00:17:01,129 --> 00:17:03,798 You know, I was gonna use this for toilet paper. 367 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:06,300 You're gonna need to wear something clean. 368 00:17:06,302 --> 00:17:08,135 That's... that's not a problem. 369 00:17:08,137 --> 00:17:09,804 Got, uh... 370 00:17:11,874 --> 00:17:14,709 Mm, I think... yeah, there's a nice shirt under you. 371 00:17:14,711 --> 00:17:17,245 What do you think? 372 00:17:19,114 --> 00:17:22,083 Very Tommy Bahama. 373 00:17:22,085 --> 00:17:23,751 Yeah, well, I thought eventually we would do, 374 00:17:23,753 --> 00:17:25,987 like, an island lounge kind of thing at the store, 375 00:17:25,989 --> 00:17:27,655 so we could feel it out first. 376 00:17:27,657 --> 00:17:30,625 Hmm. How'd you pay for it? 377 00:17:30,627 --> 00:17:31,959 It's a tax write-off. 378 00:17:31,961 --> 00:17:34,795 Yeah, but how? 379 00:17:35,731 --> 00:17:37,632 What do you mean how? 380 00:17:37,634 --> 00:17:41,836 It's just... I mean, it's a lot of stuff. 381 00:17:41,838 --> 00:17:43,504 Yeah, but then if we use it for the business, 382 00:17:43,506 --> 00:17:44,705 we get a break on our taxes. 383 00:17:44,707 --> 00:17:46,507 I know how a write-off works. 384 00:17:46,509 --> 00:17:47,875 Okay. 385 00:17:51,980 --> 00:17:53,214 How are those books coming? 386 00:17:53,216 --> 00:17:55,249 Kahuna keeps asking. 387 00:17:55,251 --> 00:17:57,285 Yeah, there's a lot to account for. 388 00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:00,488 I just don't want it to look like 389 00:18:00,490 --> 00:18:02,890 we're trying to hide stuff, you know? 390 00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:08,129 Are we? 391 00:18:08,131 --> 00:18:10,231 Of course not. 392 00:18:11,566 --> 00:18:15,102 You know, I could... I could help you. 393 00:18:15,871 --> 00:18:17,905 - I just have a whole system. - You could teach me. 394 00:18:17,907 --> 00:18:20,207 I know, but it's complicated. 395 00:18:20,209 --> 00:18:22,977 You know, I have been doing this a little longer than you. 396 00:18:22,979 --> 00:18:25,780 How could I forget? We almost lost our home. 397 00:18:30,819 --> 00:18:32,720 I just wanna get 'em right. 398 00:18:34,823 --> 00:18:36,424 Yeah. Okay. 399 00:18:36,426 --> 00:18:39,694 You wanna see the hammocks in the boys' room? 400 00:18:39,696 --> 00:18:42,096 Sure. 401 00:19:13,261 --> 00:19:14,462 What are you doing? 402 00:19:14,464 --> 00:19:16,063 Just thinking. 403 00:19:16,065 --> 00:19:17,999 Do you have to do it here? 404 00:19:18,001 --> 00:19:19,633 You'd rather I do it inside? 405 00:19:19,635 --> 00:19:20,868 No. 406 00:19:23,171 --> 00:19:24,638 How's Dean? 407 00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:26,941 What do you want? 408 00:19:26,943 --> 00:19:29,310 I need you to hold something for me. 409 00:19:29,312 --> 00:19:30,444 No, thank you. 410 00:19:30,446 --> 00:19:31,879 Yeah, I wasn't asking. 411 00:19:31,881 --> 00:19:33,481 Well, the last time I did that, 412 00:19:33,483 --> 00:19:35,816 I got tied to a murder, so... 413 00:19:35,818 --> 00:19:37,218 What's your routing number? 414 00:19:37,220 --> 00:19:38,419 For what? 415 00:19:38,421 --> 00:19:41,055 - For our business. - Why? 416 00:19:41,858 --> 00:19:43,657 I need to move some funds around. 417 00:19:43,659 --> 00:19:45,659 Now? 418 00:19:45,661 --> 00:19:47,228 Still drawing some heat 419 00:19:47,230 --> 00:19:50,297 over that little coworker of yours. 420 00:19:50,299 --> 00:19:51,799 Are you smurfing me? 421 00:19:51,801 --> 00:19:53,801 Where'd you hear that? 422 00:19:53,803 --> 00:19:55,970 Oh, I know all about it. 423 00:19:55,972 --> 00:19:58,172 And I'd love to help you smurf me, 424 00:19:58,174 --> 00:20:00,074 but I can't afford to be smurfed right now 425 00:20:00,076 --> 00:20:02,043 because I am also drawing some heat. 426 00:20:02,045 --> 00:20:03,477 Oh, yeah? From who? 427 00:20:03,479 --> 00:20:05,446 From this hot tub guy! 428 00:20:06,883 --> 00:20:08,182 Routing number. 429 00:20:08,184 --> 00:20:09,617 No. 430 00:20:09,619 --> 00:20:12,219 - Number. - Not a chance. 431 00:20:30,505 --> 00:20:32,206 Ready whenever you are. 432 00:20:54,997 --> 00:20:57,031 How's Thursday for dinner? 433 00:20:58,850 --> 00:21:00,835 All right, parents, next we have a top-of-the line 434 00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:04,639 robot vacuum that retails for $875. 435 00:21:04,709 --> 00:21:06,595 How did you two meet again? 436 00:21:06,647 --> 00:21:08,051 Mm, mm. 437 00:21:08,076 --> 00:21:09,382 We were both on the freeway, right? 438 00:21:09,384 --> 00:21:11,117 - By the freeway... - We ran into each other. 439 00:21:11,119 --> 00:21:13,486 - At synagogue. - Uh, what? 440 00:21:13,488 --> 00:21:15,554 - No, weren't we on the side... - No. 441 00:21:15,556 --> 00:21:16,922 Wait, you're Jewish? 442 00:21:16,924 --> 00:21:17,957 - No. - Yes. 443 00:21:17,959 --> 00:21:19,325 She's not. 444 00:21:19,327 --> 00:21:20,993 I am. 445 00:21:20,995 --> 00:21:23,329 Mazel tov. 446 00:21:23,331 --> 00:21:25,631 $200 in the back. Do I hear $250? 447 00:21:25,633 --> 00:21:28,000 Think about that new tennis court, people. 448 00:21:28,002 --> 00:21:29,201 - Right here. - $250. 449 00:21:29,203 --> 00:21:31,370 - Oh. Mmm. - Do I hear $300? 450 00:21:31,372 --> 00:21:34,573 - $300, anyone? - Mmm. Mm-hmm. 451 00:21:34,575 --> 00:21:35,541 Mmm. 452 00:21:35,543 --> 00:21:38,944 You can go back as many times as you want. 453 00:21:38,946 --> 00:21:40,746 I'm gonna cruise through on the way out. 454 00:21:40,748 --> 00:21:43,482 - Mm. - Stock up on some shrimps. 455 00:21:46,253 --> 00:21:49,755 Excuse me. Um, are you a dog walker? 456 00:21:49,757 --> 00:21:52,391 I used to be. Could be again. 457 00:21:52,393 --> 00:21:54,326 What kind of hound you got? 458 00:21:55,495 --> 00:21:57,997 - You tell me. - Sorry? 459 00:21:57,999 --> 00:22:00,833 Honey, I found the guy who stole Oatmeal. 460 00:22:00,835 --> 00:22:03,669 Oh, yeah. The, uh... the chihuahua. 461 00:22:03,671 --> 00:22:06,272 - Stole? - Misplaced. 462 00:22:09,209 --> 00:22:12,044 - Who is this loser? - Okay, okay. 463 00:22:12,046 --> 00:22:13,479 Come on, man. Let's just take a walk. 464 00:22:13,481 --> 00:22:15,147 Your dick dog bit me. 465 00:22:15,149 --> 00:22:16,682 Do not call his dog a dick. 466 00:22:16,684 --> 00:22:18,551 Well, maybe I let him go 467 00:22:18,553 --> 00:22:21,220 so he wouldn't have to live with a dick like you. 468 00:22:21,222 --> 00:22:22,988 That's better. 469 00:22:22,990 --> 00:22:25,357 $400? Do I hear $400? 470 00:22:25,359 --> 00:22:28,260 I've got $400 from St. Anne's 471 00:22:28,262 --> 00:22:31,063 very own Sister Mary Margaret. 472 00:22:31,065 --> 00:22:32,932 Do I hear... 473 00:22:32,934 --> 00:22:34,300 $1,000. 474 00:22:34,302 --> 00:22:36,235 Oh. We're only on, uh... 475 00:22:36,237 --> 00:22:40,439 $1,000. 476 00:22:41,909 --> 00:22:45,811 Wow. $1,000 to... 477 00:22:45,813 --> 00:22:47,780 Ben's mom. 478 00:22:47,782 --> 00:22:49,014 Ben's mom. 479 00:22:57,091 --> 00:22:59,024 - And we're okay. - Oh! 480 00:22:59,026 --> 00:23:02,027 Oh, my gosh. 481 00:23:02,029 --> 00:23:04,096 You do not mess around. 482 00:23:04,098 --> 00:23:06,065 Work hard. Play harder. 483 00:23:06,067 --> 00:23:09,668 So is your wife cool with you being gone so much? 484 00:23:11,471 --> 00:23:13,105 What about you? 485 00:23:13,107 --> 00:23:17,009 Must be hard having to answer to your lady all day. 486 00:23:17,011 --> 00:23:19,111 I don't answer to my lady. 487 00:23:19,113 --> 00:23:20,813 She just kind of helps out. 488 00:23:20,815 --> 00:23:22,615 Oh, it seems like she does a little more than that. 489 00:23:22,617 --> 00:23:24,717 Oh, yeah. I mean, yeah. 490 00:23:24,719 --> 00:23:26,385 She makes me look good. 491 00:23:26,387 --> 00:23:27,586 Yeah, I think the customers like to know 492 00:23:27,588 --> 00:23:28,854 it's a family-owned business, 493 00:23:28,856 --> 00:23:31,123 but I mean, I call all the shots. 494 00:23:31,125 --> 00:23:32,892 Shots. Speaking of. 495 00:23:32,894 --> 00:23:35,294 Oh, yeah. Let's fire that up. 496 00:23:35,296 --> 00:23:37,329 I knew you wore the pants, man. 497 00:23:37,331 --> 00:23:38,497 Yeah. 498 00:23:38,499 --> 00:23:39,899 I mean, I make all the decisions. 499 00:23:39,901 --> 00:23:41,000 Nice. 500 00:23:41,002 --> 00:23:43,702 Which is why you can trust that Big Kahuna brand 501 00:23:43,704 --> 00:23:45,938 is in the right hands. 502 00:23:45,940 --> 00:23:47,106 Thank you. 503 00:23:47,108 --> 00:23:51,610 So how come it's taking so long to get those books? 504 00:23:55,715 --> 00:23:59,718 Do I hear $750 for a prime St. Anne's parking spot? 505 00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:03,155 Never circle the neighborhood again at pickup. 506 00:24:03,157 --> 00:24:05,357 $750. 507 00:24:05,359 --> 00:24:08,460 Do I hear $775? $775? 508 00:24:08,462 --> 00:24:12,431 $1,000. 509 00:24:12,433 --> 00:24:14,366 Sold to Ben's mom. 510 00:24:14,368 --> 00:24:17,836 $1,000. 511 00:24:17,838 --> 00:24:20,506 Hey. What are you doing? 512 00:24:21,708 --> 00:24:23,709 Supporting St. Anne's. 513 00:24:23,711 --> 00:24:25,377 You know you're not winning the stuff, Annie. 514 00:24:25,379 --> 00:24:26,412 You have to pay for it. 515 00:24:26,414 --> 00:24:27,713 Really? Gee, thanks. 516 00:24:27,715 --> 00:24:29,682 Yeah. With money. 517 00:24:29,684 --> 00:24:31,850 Ooh, portable projector. 518 00:24:31,852 --> 00:24:34,186 - There's no layaway plan. - Got it. 519 00:24:34,188 --> 00:24:36,155 And I'm not covering it. 520 00:24:38,325 --> 00:24:39,892 What is your problem? 521 00:24:41,561 --> 00:24:43,862 - Is it the homeless guy? - What? 522 00:24:43,864 --> 00:24:45,898 Is he, like, making you sell drugs or something? 523 00:24:45,900 --> 00:24:49,435 No, he's not like that. He's actually really... 524 00:24:55,408 --> 00:24:57,610 He stole a dog, Annie. 525 00:24:57,612 --> 00:24:59,545 - Misplaced. - All right. 526 00:24:59,547 --> 00:25:01,413 Well, you're throwing around money like a Saudi princess. 527 00:25:01,415 --> 00:25:02,448 Something's up. 528 00:25:02,450 --> 00:25:03,616 I'm just trying to have fun, 529 00:25:03,618 --> 00:25:04,783 like every other parent here. 530 00:25:04,785 --> 00:25:06,652 Six days, five nights, 531 00:25:06,654 --> 00:25:10,055 all expenses paid at Bermuda's Horseshoe Bay. 532 00:25:10,057 --> 00:25:11,624 You'd tell me if you were in trouble, right? 533 00:25:11,626 --> 00:25:13,926 How are my finances any of your business? 534 00:25:13,928 --> 00:25:16,228 Because you have no finances. 535 00:25:16,230 --> 00:25:17,563 I have $6,000. 536 00:25:17,565 --> 00:25:19,598 Do I hear $6,500? 537 00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:21,634 - $6,500. - $6,500. 538 00:25:21,636 --> 00:25:24,903 Do I hear $7,000? 539 00:25:24,905 --> 00:25:28,240 $10,000. 540 00:25:28,242 --> 00:25:30,576 Wow. 541 00:25:30,578 --> 00:25:32,611 Ben's mom. Again! 542 00:25:49,029 --> 00:25:50,229 What? 543 00:25:50,231 --> 00:25:52,131 Daddy's dead. 544 00:26:01,575 --> 00:26:02,875 Oh, my God. 545 00:26:02,877 --> 00:26:04,510 Ugh. 546 00:26:07,447 --> 00:26:09,615 Oh. 547 00:26:09,617 --> 00:26:11,784 Spinning won't stop. 548 00:26:11,786 --> 00:26:13,185 Oh. 549 00:26:13,187 --> 00:26:15,688 How late did you stay out? 550 00:26:15,690 --> 00:26:17,890 I'm pretty sure I'm gonna puke again. 551 00:26:18,893 --> 00:26:20,492 Why would you get so drunk? 552 00:26:20,494 --> 00:26:25,597 Oh. It's... it's not all I got. 553 00:26:25,599 --> 00:26:27,399 - Here, drink. - Ugh. 554 00:26:27,401 --> 00:26:28,634 Drink. 555 00:26:28,636 --> 00:26:30,235 Dave wanted to go back to the store 556 00:26:30,237 --> 00:26:32,071 and wet test the competition. 557 00:26:33,373 --> 00:26:36,008 Where's the aspirin? 558 00:26:36,010 --> 00:26:38,644 I got the account. 559 00:26:42,116 --> 00:26:43,248 How? 560 00:26:43,250 --> 00:26:45,551 Boland charm 561 00:26:45,553 --> 00:26:48,053 and 45 car bombs. 562 00:26:48,055 --> 00:26:50,155 That's great! 563 00:26:50,157 --> 00:26:52,124 I mean, 564 00:26:52,126 --> 00:26:55,127 I also had to give him the books. 565 00:27:00,967 --> 00:27:02,634 - What? - Don't worry. 566 00:27:02,636 --> 00:27:05,637 It's... I mean, he said they look great. 567 00:27:05,639 --> 00:27:08,608 We're in the Kahuna family. 568 00:27:29,696 --> 00:27:32,296 How's that quad jet treating you? 569 00:27:32,298 --> 00:27:34,065 What do you want? 570 00:27:36,970 --> 00:27:39,971 I need you to get something back for me. 571 00:27:39,973 --> 00:27:43,062 Nah, I'm not interested. 572 00:27:43,148 --> 00:27:45,657 This one's on all of us. 573 00:27:45,715 --> 00:27:49,113 You have to pay down your tab first. 574 00:27:50,429 --> 00:27:52,230 Someone took the books. 575 00:28:16,035 --> 00:28:17,602 I'll need an address. 576 00:28:17,604 --> 00:28:19,370 Southfield Inn. 577 00:28:22,341 --> 00:28:24,008 And to be clear... 578 00:28:26,478 --> 00:28:29,047 I just need the books. 579 00:28:30,383 --> 00:28:32,517 I won't kill him. 580 00:28:36,289 --> 00:28:37,989 It'll just feel like I did. 581 00:28:44,231 --> 00:28:46,364 - What's that? - Mm. 582 00:28:46,366 --> 00:28:48,900 That is Larry, our new cleaning lad. 583 00:28:48,902 --> 00:28:50,301 Huh? 584 00:28:50,303 --> 00:28:52,503 Come here, Larry. Come here. 585 00:28:52,505 --> 00:28:54,372 What are you doing? 586 00:28:54,374 --> 00:28:57,208 I'm feeding him. Good job! 587 00:28:57,210 --> 00:28:59,043 Look at that. Good boy. 588 00:28:59,045 --> 00:28:59,811 Huh? 589 00:28:59,813 --> 00:29:01,679 We'll never touch a broom again. 590 00:29:01,681 --> 00:29:03,081 We don't own a broom. 591 00:29:03,083 --> 00:29:05,049 Oh, and check this out. Check this out. 592 00:29:05,051 --> 00:29:06,451 Okay. 593 00:29:06,453 --> 00:29:09,721 "Hydronic heated towel warmer. 594 00:29:09,723 --> 00:29:13,024 Wrap yourself in terrycloth heaven." 595 00:29:13,026 --> 00:29:15,026 Can it make our water not run brown? 596 00:29:15,028 --> 00:29:17,829 And for a bonus, Annie, 597 00:29:17,831 --> 00:29:19,530 why don't you tell him what he's won? 598 00:29:19,532 --> 00:29:21,766 Benjamin Marks, you are going 599 00:29:21,768 --> 00:29:23,768 on a six-day, five-night trip 600 00:29:23,770 --> 00:29:26,938 to beautiful Bermuda! 601 00:29:34,980 --> 00:29:37,015 Do you even know where this is? 602 00:29:37,017 --> 00:29:40,018 Somewhere sunny. We could rent a cabana. 603 00:29:40,020 --> 00:29:43,121 We could charter a boat, swim with sharks. 604 00:29:45,858 --> 00:29:47,792 Okay, or we could just, you know, 605 00:29:47,794 --> 00:29:50,395 grab a pic for the 'Gram and then jump back on the boat. 606 00:29:50,397 --> 00:29:52,697 How'd you pay for all of this? 607 00:29:52,699 --> 00:29:54,899 How are you not more excited? 608 00:29:54,901 --> 00:29:56,100 I'd be excited about a car 609 00:29:56,102 --> 00:29:57,802 that doesn't have a hole in the floor. 610 00:29:57,804 --> 00:29:59,137 Right. 611 00:29:59,139 --> 00:30:01,506 A microwave that doesn't set food on fire. 612 00:30:01,508 --> 00:30:02,607 Well, sure. Yeah, but... 613 00:30:02,609 --> 00:30:05,777 Oh, I know. A house. 614 00:30:05,779 --> 00:30:08,112 Hey, I did all of this for you. 615 00:30:08,114 --> 00:30:08,980 Yeah, right. 616 00:30:08,982 --> 00:30:10,481 Well, what is that supposed to mean? 617 00:30:10,483 --> 00:30:12,450 You did it to show off! 618 00:30:12,452 --> 00:30:13,651 That's not true. 619 00:30:13,653 --> 00:30:15,153 Stop trying to be them. 620 00:30:15,155 --> 00:30:16,621 Okay, okay. 621 00:30:16,623 --> 00:30:19,190 Sorry, Mr. Lacrosse Midfielder. 622 00:30:21,593 --> 00:30:23,094 I didn't want to tell you. 623 00:30:23,096 --> 00:30:24,696 'Cause you didn't want your cool, fancy new friends 624 00:30:24,698 --> 00:30:26,130 to know about your broke-ass mom, right? 625 00:30:26,132 --> 00:30:28,633 No, because when I mentioned joining the team once, 626 00:30:28,635 --> 00:30:31,169 you called them douchebags and date rapers. 627 00:30:31,171 --> 00:30:33,805 I meant college lacrosse. 628 00:30:33,807 --> 00:30:34,939 And, what, you want me to have friends over 629 00:30:34,941 --> 00:30:36,040 when there's birds in the bathroom 630 00:30:36,042 --> 00:30:37,809 and homeless boyfriends on the curb? 631 00:30:37,811 --> 00:30:39,811 I've been working on all of that. 632 00:30:39,813 --> 00:30:41,813 Yeah, by going to a therapist that you want to bone. 633 00:30:41,815 --> 00:30:44,582 - That's not fair. - It's true. 634 00:30:44,584 --> 00:30:45,983 You make fun of everyone, 635 00:30:45,985 --> 00:30:47,685 but no one's life's a bigger joke than yours. 636 00:30:49,588 --> 00:30:52,590 - Hey, where are you going? - Dad's! 637 00:30:57,297 --> 00:30:59,097 Not now, Larry. 638 00:31:06,972 --> 00:31:09,040 No, thank you. 639 00:31:09,042 --> 00:31:11,008 Why not? 640 00:31:11,010 --> 00:31:13,511 - Because I don't like them. - Why not? 641 00:31:13,513 --> 00:31:16,347 I don't know. 642 00:31:16,349 --> 00:31:18,216 I... they're too bitter. 643 00:31:30,229 --> 00:31:31,963 Now try. 644 00:31:38,971 --> 00:31:41,239 Hmm? 645 00:31:41,241 --> 00:31:43,875 Salt pulls out the essence. 646 00:31:43,877 --> 00:31:45,676 Pink Himalayan's best. 647 00:31:45,678 --> 00:31:47,745 Adds a subtle mineral flavor. 648 00:31:47,747 --> 00:31:49,881 And the butter, always European. 649 00:31:49,883 --> 00:31:51,783 It's higher fat, so it's richer, 650 00:31:51,785 --> 00:31:54,585 creamier, cuts the bitterness. 651 00:31:56,221 --> 00:31:57,789 Without all the elements working together, 652 00:31:57,791 --> 00:31:59,257 it's just a radish, 653 00:31:59,259 --> 00:32:03,094 but when it's prepared thoughtfully... 654 00:32:03,096 --> 00:32:05,997 a symphony. 655 00:32:05,999 --> 00:32:09,267 I just need the job done. 656 00:32:12,171 --> 00:32:14,038 What's the hurry? 657 00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:16,040 He's making my life hell. 658 00:32:16,042 --> 00:32:18,242 What'll it be when he's gone? 659 00:32:19,945 --> 00:32:21,045 Normal. 660 00:32:23,283 --> 00:32:25,650 The, uh, black truffle pan-seared salmon. 661 00:32:25,652 --> 00:32:26,951 Thank you. 662 00:32:26,953 --> 00:32:30,254 And the beef carpaccio with braised endive. 663 00:32:30,256 --> 00:32:31,722 Enjoy. 664 00:32:33,992 --> 00:32:36,494 My son plays bantam hockey. 665 00:32:36,496 --> 00:32:38,196 Mine does travel. 666 00:32:38,198 --> 00:32:41,566 He used to get in fights on the ice. 667 00:32:41,568 --> 00:32:43,468 If he started it, I would punish him. 668 00:32:43,470 --> 00:32:45,269 I would take away his video games, 669 00:32:45,271 --> 00:32:46,804 whatever. 670 00:32:46,806 --> 00:32:49,574 After I got into my current line of work, 671 00:32:49,576 --> 00:32:52,176 I just stopped. 672 00:32:52,178 --> 00:32:54,779 Why should he play by some arbitrary rule 673 00:32:54,781 --> 00:32:56,314 when the world doesn't? 674 00:32:58,116 --> 00:33:00,551 Because there's still right and wrong. 675 00:33:00,553 --> 00:33:02,487 Then why do you do what you do? 676 00:33:02,489 --> 00:33:03,788 Because I have to. 677 00:33:03,790 --> 00:33:06,824 Because you want to. 678 00:33:06,826 --> 00:33:08,826 You don't know my situation. 679 00:33:08,828 --> 00:33:10,928 I know what it feels like to cross a line 680 00:33:10,930 --> 00:33:12,930 you never thought you'd cross. 681 00:33:13,932 --> 00:33:17,802 And so you move that line. 682 00:33:17,804 --> 00:33:20,304 Soon enough, 683 00:33:20,306 --> 00:33:22,840 you don't know where it's supposed to be. 684 00:33:23,809 --> 00:33:25,276 What's your point? 685 00:33:25,278 --> 00:33:28,346 You wouldn't know normal if it sat on your face. 686 00:33:33,519 --> 00:33:35,353 Now, what's wrong with your salmon? 687 00:33:36,989 --> 00:33:38,523 It's just a little rare. 688 00:33:38,525 --> 00:33:40,258 You asked for it cooked through, didn't you? 689 00:33:40,260 --> 00:33:41,225 It's all right. 690 00:33:46,298 --> 00:33:48,332 Excuse me a minute. 691 00:34:00,078 --> 00:34:01,379 You really didn't have to do this. 692 00:34:01,381 --> 00:34:03,681 It is amazing what this woman can do 693 00:34:03,683 --> 00:34:05,783 with a few cans of soup, right? 694 00:34:05,785 --> 00:34:07,852 Topped it off with some bread crumbs. 695 00:34:07,854 --> 00:34:09,554 Carl likes it crunchy. 696 00:34:09,556 --> 00:34:11,355 Mmm. Who doesn't? 697 00:34:12,258 --> 00:34:16,260 Doesn't quite live up to your meal. 698 00:34:20,900 --> 00:34:23,334 Uh, so we are obviously 699 00:34:23,336 --> 00:34:26,537 in a unique, uh, situation here. 700 00:34:26,539 --> 00:34:28,339 Uh... 701 00:34:28,341 --> 00:34:29,206 You can say that again. 702 00:34:29,208 --> 00:34:31,676 And instead of beating around the bush, 703 00:34:31,678 --> 00:34:34,545 figured we'd set up some kind 704 00:34:34,547 --> 00:34:37,415 of financial arrangement. 705 00:34:37,417 --> 00:34:39,417 Okay, here it comes. 706 00:34:39,419 --> 00:34:41,586 It is never easy to talk about money. 707 00:34:41,588 --> 00:34:43,554 Oh, ain't that the truth? 708 00:34:43,556 --> 00:34:46,023 So how about we don't? 709 00:34:46,025 --> 00:34:48,859 Uh, I'm afraid that 710 00:34:48,861 --> 00:34:52,797 that is the whole reason we are here. 711 00:34:54,733 --> 00:34:56,934 When you gave us that car... 712 00:34:56,936 --> 00:34:58,402 Like it was no problem. 713 00:34:58,404 --> 00:35:00,237 It kind of got me and Carl thinking. 714 00:35:00,239 --> 00:35:03,007 I'm sorry. I gotta stop you right here. 715 00:35:05,611 --> 00:35:08,746 Something bad happened to your family, but guess what. 716 00:35:08,748 --> 00:35:11,248 Bad things happen. 717 00:35:11,250 --> 00:35:14,352 You don't get a fair shake just because you're a good person. 718 00:35:14,354 --> 00:35:15,820 Some people get lucky, 719 00:35:15,822 --> 00:35:17,455 and some people just keep drawing 720 00:35:17,457 --> 00:35:20,391 that same damn short straw, 721 00:35:20,393 --> 00:35:22,893 so let me be clear. 722 00:35:22,895 --> 00:35:26,664 Your life is not our fault. 723 00:35:26,666 --> 00:35:29,100 We don't owe you a thing. 724 00:35:29,102 --> 00:35:31,268 Believe me, every day, we look in the mirror 725 00:35:31,270 --> 00:35:33,971 and hate ourselves for a bunch of reasons. 726 00:35:33,973 --> 00:35:36,841 But our daughter living and breathing 727 00:35:36,843 --> 00:35:39,110 isn't one of them. 728 00:35:52,591 --> 00:35:55,226 And what's this? 729 00:35:55,228 --> 00:35:57,128 $87. 730 00:35:58,497 --> 00:36:00,264 For what? 731 00:36:00,266 --> 00:36:03,901 Carl didn't feel right accepting the car. 732 00:36:03,903 --> 00:36:08,172 I wanted to set up a monthly plan. 733 00:36:08,174 --> 00:36:09,707 Wish it could be more, 734 00:36:09,709 --> 00:36:12,677 but, uh, people aren't as into 735 00:36:12,679 --> 00:36:14,779 buying oranges off the exit ramp 736 00:36:14,781 --> 00:36:16,213 as they used to be. 737 00:36:28,427 --> 00:36:31,295 So what kind of bread crumbs you say these were? 738 00:37:17,709 --> 00:37:19,910 Hey, what's going on? 739 00:37:19,912 --> 00:37:21,746 He's making you a new salmon. 740 00:37:21,748 --> 00:37:23,581 It's really not... 741 00:37:24,983 --> 00:37:26,884 Necessary. 742 00:37:30,223 --> 00:37:32,356 It's my pleasure. 743 00:37:40,637 --> 00:37:42,786 How rare was the salmon? 744 00:37:46,158 --> 00:37:48,159 I mean, it wasn't to my liking, 745 00:37:48,161 --> 00:37:50,665 but it doesn't mean he should have his face bashed in. 746 00:37:50,731 --> 00:37:53,164 Did he actually order radishes? 747 00:37:53,166 --> 00:37:55,545 I don't know. They just showed up. 748 00:37:57,313 --> 00:38:00,475 That is some serial killer behavior. 749 00:38:00,607 --> 00:38:02,424 Hey, hey. 750 00:38:02,472 --> 00:38:04,839 We need those books back. 751 00:38:07,017 --> 00:38:09,752 - We need our souls back. - That's rich. 752 00:38:09,754 --> 00:38:11,754 But you're perfectly willing to smoke gang friend? 753 00:38:11,756 --> 00:38:14,123 The hot tub guy has nothing to do with it. 754 00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:15,825 So, what, we're just gonna let the feds come 755 00:38:15,827 --> 00:38:16,926 and kick down our door? 756 00:38:16,928 --> 00:38:19,529 He doesn't deserve this! 757 00:38:23,834 --> 00:38:26,135 Where are we supposed to draw the line? 758 00:38:29,573 --> 00:38:31,574 I don't know. 759 00:38:31,576 --> 00:38:34,210 That's the problem. 760 00:38:41,453 --> 00:38:43,553 - Yeah. - Hey. 761 00:38:43,555 --> 00:38:45,354 Do you have a sec? 762 00:38:45,356 --> 00:38:46,689 What up? 763 00:38:46,691 --> 00:38:48,658 Have you done that thing yet? 764 00:38:48,660 --> 00:38:50,460 Just got their background check. 765 00:38:50,462 --> 00:38:52,161 Oh, God. 766 00:38:52,163 --> 00:38:53,629 Clean as a whistle. 767 00:38:53,631 --> 00:38:55,665 Really? 768 00:38:55,667 --> 00:38:58,367 No priors, felonies, misdemeanors, 769 00:38:58,369 --> 00:39:00,903 warrants, complaints. 770 00:39:00,905 --> 00:39:01,981 Okay. 771 00:39:02,006 --> 00:39:03,873 Not even a damn parking ticket. 772 00:39:06,153 --> 00:39:07,420 So why the face? 773 00:39:07,445 --> 00:39:09,512 One traffic accident. 774 00:39:09,514 --> 00:39:12,181 The daughter? 775 00:39:12,183 --> 00:39:14,951 Happened the day after baby girl got her kidney. 776 00:39:18,088 --> 00:39:19,455 What? 777 00:39:19,457 --> 00:39:21,057 It's not them. 778 00:39:21,059 --> 00:39:22,391 It never was. 779 00:39:22,393 --> 00:39:23,860 How? 780 00:39:23,862 --> 00:39:27,830 Maybe Sara... 781 00:39:27,832 --> 00:39:30,266 screwed up the dates in that organ donor group. 782 00:39:33,537 --> 00:39:35,271 Hmm. 783 00:39:38,208 --> 00:39:40,810 So... 784 00:39:40,812 --> 00:39:42,745 you want to make the call? 785 00:39:47,718 --> 00:39:49,819 Haven't they lost enough? 786 00:39:52,189 --> 00:39:53,623 Hmm. 787 00:40:00,631 --> 00:40:02,231 Eh. 788 00:40:02,233 --> 00:40:06,068 They were looking forward to Sara's recital next week. 789 00:40:07,538 --> 00:40:10,006 I can make the potatoes again. 790 00:40:10,008 --> 00:40:13,409 Carl loves those. 791 00:40:13,411 --> 00:40:15,144 That man loves anything free. 792 00:40:19,851 --> 00:40:21,050 What's this? 793 00:40:21,052 --> 00:40:23,586 - Dryer lint. - Gross. 794 00:40:23,588 --> 00:40:25,054 Forensics found a crazy percentage 795 00:40:25,056 --> 00:40:27,623 of starch, linen, and cotton. 796 00:40:27,625 --> 00:40:29,125 So? 797 00:40:29,127 --> 00:40:33,229 She literally launders her money at home, 798 00:40:33,231 --> 00:40:34,430 in her dryer. 799 00:40:36,900 --> 00:40:38,734 This is just this week's. 800 00:40:38,736 --> 00:40:41,103 How do you know it's not him? 801 00:40:41,105 --> 00:40:44,307 Do you know how to clean the lint trap on your dryer? 802 00:41:09,667 --> 00:41:12,668 I can't believe we hooked the Kahuna. 803 00:41:14,839 --> 00:41:17,707 You did it, Dean. 804 00:41:17,709 --> 00:41:21,010 It's all gonna happen for us now. 805 00:41:21,012 --> 00:41:23,512 Mm. 806 00:41:33,858 --> 00:41:35,024 Good evening, gentlemen. 807 00:41:35,026 --> 00:41:37,526 Good evening, folks. 808 00:41:40,465 --> 00:41:41,898 I'm sorry. 809 00:41:41,900 --> 00:41:43,499 What do you mean you're sorry? 810 00:41:43,501 --> 00:41:45,034 Wait, what's going on? 811 00:41:45,036 --> 00:41:48,237 - Dean Boland? - Yeah? 812 00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:51,173 Mr. Boland, you're under arrest. 813 00:41:51,175 --> 00:41:53,209 Dean, I'll explain everything. 814 00:41:53,211 --> 00:41:56,212 What am I under arrest for? 815 00:41:56,214 --> 00:41:58,080 You've got the wrong person. 816 00:41:58,082 --> 00:41:59,348 Sucks. 817 00:41:59,350 --> 00:42:02,118 DA is dry-clean only. 818 00:42:18,566 --> 00:42:23,566 -- Subs by kinglouisxx -- for www.addic7ed.com