1 00:00:06,016 --> 00:00:07,713 Previously on "Resident Alien"... 2 00:00:09,323 --> 00:00:11,236 So what happened to the real Harry Vanderspeigle? 3 00:00:11,261 --> 00:00:12,301 I don't know. 4 00:00:12,326 --> 00:00:14,173 Dr. Vanderspeigle, a new doctor has arrived. 5 00:00:14,198 --> 00:00:17,424 - Please call me Dr. Ethan. - I'm glad you know about me. 6 00:00:17,449 --> 00:00:19,379 Nobody wants to hide who they really are. 7 00:00:19,457 --> 00:00:22,636 You should stop feeling guilty about giving away Jay. 8 00:00:22,715 --> 00:00:24,457 She is a survivor. 9 00:00:26,074 --> 00:00:27,588 He will die. 10 00:00:27,613 --> 00:00:29,256 My leg... chop it off. 11 00:00:30,412 --> 00:00:32,678 If Asta wasn't there, I would be dead. 12 00:00:32,826 --> 00:00:35,341 They took your spaceship, didn't they? 13 00:00:35,366 --> 00:00:36,778 That means they're after you. 14 00:00:36,803 --> 00:00:40,223 It's probably M.I.B.... men in black. 15 00:00:40,427 --> 00:00:42,084 I invited a friend over with her husband. 16 00:00:42,109 --> 00:00:43,809 This is Sarah and Richard Houston. 17 00:00:43,834 --> 00:00:45,645 You can babysit Max whenever you want. 18 00:00:45,670 --> 00:00:46,936 Oh, I would love that. 19 00:00:47,144 --> 00:00:48,686 You shouldn't have taken that. 20 00:00:49,645 --> 00:00:51,311 Now the kid's gonna know we were in his room. 21 00:00:51,342 --> 00:00:52,097 Good. 22 00:00:52,149 --> 00:00:54,523 Then when he goes to warn it, we'll be right on its tail. 23 00:00:54,548 --> 00:00:56,898 Asta! Are you in there? 24 00:01:08,175 --> 00:01:10,439 Everyone has to die. 25 00:01:10,482 --> 00:01:12,136 It is the normal cycle of life 26 00:01:12,179 --> 00:01:15,139 for beings across the entire universe. 27 00:01:15,182 --> 00:01:16,836 Some may live longer than others, 28 00:01:16,880 --> 00:01:19,143 but every organism comes into being 29 00:01:19,186 --> 00:01:21,450 and then ceases being. 30 00:01:27,673 --> 00:01:29,719 The animals know this. 31 00:01:29,762 --> 00:01:31,503 They live in harmony with the Earth, 32 00:01:31,547 --> 00:01:33,853 as it was meant to be. 33 00:01:33,897 --> 00:01:37,944 Everyone I kill with my device is going to die anyway. 34 00:01:37,988 --> 00:01:41,208 At least I'm killing them for a good reason. 35 00:01:42,862 --> 00:01:44,908 It's different for humans. 36 00:01:44,951 --> 00:01:47,476 Humans kill because they know they're small, 37 00:01:47,519 --> 00:01:49,782 insignificant, weak. 38 00:01:49,826 --> 00:01:53,046 And killing makes them feel strong... 39 00:01:53,098 --> 00:01:55,448 even if it's just for a moment. 40 00:02:10,687 --> 00:02:13,107 _ 41 00:02:17,392 --> 00:02:19,676 _ 42 00:02:41,834 --> 00:02:44,707 And when humans are smart, 43 00:02:44,750 --> 00:02:48,058 they may even get away with murder. 44 00:03:03,073 --> 00:03:07,599 Of course, no being really gets away with anything. 45 00:03:14,432 --> 00:03:17,217 The universe knows what you have done, 46 00:03:17,261 --> 00:03:20,220 even if nobody else does. 47 00:03:34,147 --> 00:03:36,323 And the universe will restore balance 48 00:03:36,367 --> 00:03:38,108 one way or another. 49 00:03:41,328 --> 00:03:43,330 Humans have a word for this. 50 00:03:44,810 --> 00:03:46,638 They call it "karma." 51 00:03:57,661 --> 00:04:00,208 CREDITS 52 00:04:03,220 --> 00:04:05,309 I thought you said Asta's car was here. 53 00:04:05,352 --> 00:04:06,789 Oh. Calling me a liar? 54 00:04:06,832 --> 00:04:08,486 Well, if the shoe fits, D'arce. 55 00:04:08,530 --> 00:04:09,966 Please don't fight. 56 00:04:10,009 --> 00:04:11,596 Look, D'arce, we're all just freaking out a little bit. 57 00:04:11,620 --> 00:04:12,838 Like, this is bad. 58 00:04:12,882 --> 00:04:14,294 You damn near gave me a heart attack 59 00:04:14,318 --> 00:04:15,861 banging on my door like that at the crack of dawn. 60 00:04:15,885 --> 00:04:18,191 Oh, I'm so sorry that finding the dead body 61 00:04:18,235 --> 00:04:19,976 of the man I love locked in a freezer 62 00:04:20,019 --> 00:04:22,021 is so inconvenient for you! 63 00:04:22,065 --> 00:04:24,763 All right? It's a human life, asshole. 64 00:04:24,807 --> 00:04:26,460 Okay? Harry is dead. 65 00:04:29,638 --> 00:04:31,814 What is going on out here? 66 00:04:31,857 --> 00:04:33,879 I'm standing here wondering why I ain't home in bed. 67 00:04:33,903 --> 00:04:35,382 Thank God you're alive. 68 00:04:35,426 --> 00:04:37,602 This is... no, it's impossible. 69 00:04:37,646 --> 00:04:40,518 She is worse than your dog. 70 00:04:40,562 --> 00:04:43,565 Yeah, well, I didn't have the heart to wake Cletus up. 71 00:04:43,608 --> 00:04:45,567 He was in REM sleep chasing goats. 72 00:04:45,610 --> 00:04:47,351 I'll get her. 73 00:04:47,394 --> 00:04:48,744 Sorry about this, Dr. V, 74 00:04:48,787 --> 00:04:51,224 but, D'arcy broke into your cellar last night 75 00:04:51,268 --> 00:04:53,270 and she thinks she saw a dead you in the freezer. 76 00:04:53,321 --> 00:04:54,758 I told her it was probably 77 00:04:54,792 --> 00:04:56,074 just some meat in there that looked like you, 78 00:04:56,099 --> 00:04:57,250 like a frozen pig or something. 79 00:04:57,274 --> 00:04:59,058 I am more handsome than a pig. 80 00:04:59,102 --> 00:05:00,756 Oh, me too. Yeah, man, I'm probably 81 00:05:00,799 --> 00:05:02,409 somewhere between a pig and a dolphin. 82 00:05:02,453 --> 00:05:04,629 You know, that dolphin, that's a fine-ass animal. 83 00:05:09,634 --> 00:05:11,070 It's nothing but meat. 84 00:05:11,114 --> 00:05:14,160 - You moved the body. - Sure enough. 85 00:05:14,204 --> 00:05:15,292 And here it is. 86 00:05:15,335 --> 00:05:16,704 No, I meant the dead guy, dipshit. 87 00:05:16,728 --> 00:05:17,990 Obviously it's not him, 88 00:05:18,034 --> 00:05:19,470 but I saw a dead body down there. 89 00:05:20,863 --> 00:05:22,691 Why was Asta's car outside? 90 00:05:22,734 --> 00:05:24,693 We went to a medical conference together. 91 00:05:24,736 --> 00:05:26,303 You smell like alcohol. 92 00:05:26,346 --> 00:05:28,087 Okay, come on, D'arce. You have to go now. 93 00:05:28,131 --> 00:05:30,263 - I'll buy you breakfast. - No. 94 00:05:30,307 --> 00:05:32,091 No! 95 00:05:32,135 --> 00:05:34,572 I know what I saw. Stop trying to gaslight me. 96 00:05:34,616 --> 00:05:35,791 I know I'm not crazy. 97 00:05:35,834 --> 00:05:38,445 The deputy said... 98 00:05:38,489 --> 00:05:39,446 it's time to go. 99 00:05:39,490 --> 00:05:40,491 What? No. 100 00:05:40,534 --> 00:05:41,797 - No! - Let's... 101 00:05:41,840 --> 00:05:43,755 Get your...... hands off me! 102 00:05:43,799 --> 00:05:44,887 Oh, dear. 103 00:05:44,930 --> 00:05:46,323 Help me, Deputy! 104 00:05:46,366 --> 00:05:49,326 - She on me like a spider! - Dish it out... 105 00:05:49,369 --> 00:05:52,895 It's unfortunate I have to kill everyone and leave here. 106 00:05:52,938 --> 00:05:55,593 The warmth of spring is just arriving. 107 00:06:00,685 --> 00:06:02,426 Let go of my damn hair!! 108 00:06:02,469 --> 00:06:04,689 - Let go of his hair. - Get your damn... 109 00:06:04,733 --> 00:06:06,952 D'arcy, let go of the chair. 110 00:06:06,996 --> 00:06:08,127 - Yes. - Take that! 111 00:06:08,178 --> 00:06:10,659 - You spit... - It is quite nice here. 112 00:06:10,695 --> 00:06:11,803 Handcuffs, that's what they're for. 113 00:06:11,827 --> 00:06:13,176 They're for cuffing hands! 114 00:06:13,219 --> 00:06:15,482 Come on. Come on. 115 00:06:15,526 --> 00:06:16,701 - I give you credit. - Okay. 116 00:06:16,745 --> 00:06:17,896 You fight like a pack of pit bulls. 117 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:19,182 Come on, hit me! 118 00:06:19,225 --> 00:06:21,706 You know you want to hit me, Sheriff. 119 00:06:21,750 --> 00:06:23,447 - Do it! - Please stop struggling! 120 00:06:23,490 --> 00:06:25,492 It's gonna be okay, I'll drive your car back. 121 00:06:25,536 --> 00:06:26,711 Get in the car! 122 00:06:26,755 --> 00:06:28,408 I'm sorry about this, Doctor. 123 00:06:28,452 --> 00:06:32,151 Yes, I'm very upset at this intrusion. 124 00:06:33,370 --> 00:06:34,652 "I'm gonna read you your rights." 125 00:06:34,676 --> 00:06:35,981 What do I say? 126 00:06:36,025 --> 00:06:37,809 Tell me what I say! 127 00:06:37,853 --> 00:06:38,984 That's the problem. 128 00:06:41,552 --> 00:06:44,033 Okay, all right, all right, all right, all right. 129 00:07:04,096 --> 00:07:06,098 Pull it up. I have to see this. 130 00:07:06,142 --> 00:07:07,491 Aye. 131 00:07:17,762 --> 00:07:19,851 There, she's stealing it. 132 00:07:19,895 --> 00:07:21,200 I knew it. 133 00:07:21,244 --> 00:07:25,422 She's a woman in a purple skirt, man in black. 134 00:07:25,465 --> 00:07:27,467 We have to warn Harry. 135 00:07:46,486 --> 00:07:48,924 Told you he'd lead us to the alien. 136 00:08:01,371 --> 00:08:02,696 You want to tell me what happened? 137 00:08:02,720 --> 00:08:04,940 - I'm worried about you. - You're overreacting. 138 00:08:04,983 --> 00:08:06,961 It's not like you've never bailed me out of jail before. 139 00:08:06,985 --> 00:08:08,813 "Overreacting"? Cool. 140 00:08:08,857 --> 00:08:10,510 I woke up this morning to a hundred texts 141 00:08:10,554 --> 00:08:12,251 and a voicemail from you screaming, 142 00:08:12,295 --> 00:08:13,557 "He's dead! He's dead!" 143 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:15,646 All right, look, I know what happened. 144 00:08:15,689 --> 00:08:18,388 All right? You and Harry murdered a guy. 145 00:08:18,431 --> 00:08:19,713 It happens, but I'm here for you. 146 00:08:19,737 --> 00:08:21,097 We're gonna take my car to Canada. 147 00:08:21,130 --> 00:08:22,760 From there, I've got an old ski buddy in Juneau. 148 00:08:22,784 --> 00:08:25,569 There's a safe deposit box, 1,000 bucks to keep us going. 149 00:08:25,612 --> 00:08:28,702 Three passports. So... 150 00:08:28,746 --> 00:08:31,183 That's... a lot to process. 151 00:08:31,227 --> 00:08:34,012 But, no, I did not kill anyone. 152 00:08:34,056 --> 00:08:35,492 Are you sure? 153 00:08:35,535 --> 00:08:38,495 I'd remember. 154 00:08:38,538 --> 00:08:41,150 Right. Right. 155 00:08:41,193 --> 00:08:43,413 Cool, so the Sheriff was right. I'm seeing things. 156 00:08:43,456 --> 00:08:46,546 - New low. - D'arcy, what did you do? 157 00:08:46,590 --> 00:08:48,897 I sort of broke into Harry's house last night, 158 00:08:48,940 --> 00:08:51,377 and I saw a freezer full of meat, 159 00:08:51,421 --> 00:08:53,858 and I thought it was a dead body. 160 00:08:53,902 --> 00:08:56,208 D'arce, how much did you have to drink? 161 00:08:56,252 --> 00:08:57,819 Barely anything to drink. 162 00:08:57,862 --> 00:09:01,866 I had a couple edibles and a pill I found in my couch. 163 00:09:01,910 --> 00:09:03,868 - Come on! - Look... 164 00:09:03,912 --> 00:09:07,089 you're obviously keeping some big secret from me. 165 00:09:07,132 --> 00:09:08,307 You're my best friend! 166 00:09:08,351 --> 00:09:11,397 I would not keep secrets from you. 167 00:09:11,441 --> 00:09:13,225 - You're lying. - No, I'm not. 168 00:09:13,269 --> 00:09:15,010 - Yes, you are. - No. 169 00:09:15,053 --> 00:09:16,489 You have a tell, remember? 170 00:09:16,533 --> 00:09:18,274 When you're lying, you get overly huggy 171 00:09:18,317 --> 00:09:20,102 and touchy. 172 00:09:20,145 --> 00:09:21,799 That's not true. 173 00:09:23,235 --> 00:09:24,758 D'arce, come on. 174 00:09:24,802 --> 00:09:26,301 Thanks for bailing me out. I got to go. 175 00:09:26,325 --> 00:09:28,240 D'arcy. 176 00:09:32,114 --> 00:09:34,551 God. 177 00:09:42,298 --> 00:09:44,561 Slow down. You're too close. 178 00:09:44,604 --> 00:09:46,626 Jesus Christ, it's like driving with my grandmother. 179 00:09:46,650 --> 00:09:48,260 "Why don't you go out back, Memaw, 180 00:09:48,304 --> 00:09:50,262 and knit me a sweater?" 181 00:09:58,314 --> 00:10:00,794 Great, you distracted me, now we're losing the little shit. 182 00:10:00,838 --> 00:10:04,276 Oh, my God. Are... are you all right? 183 00:10:04,320 --> 00:10:07,279 Watch your language, please. 184 00:10:07,323 --> 00:10:10,326 And you owe me $100 for the bike. 185 00:10:10,369 --> 00:10:12,154 Um... 186 00:10:12,197 --> 00:10:13,416 looks fine to me. 187 00:10:13,459 --> 00:10:15,984 I'd be happy to wait for the police. 188 00:10:16,027 --> 00:10:17,202 Pay the girl. 189 00:10:17,246 --> 00:10:19,248 You're the one who made me run her over. 190 00:10:19,291 --> 00:10:20,640 Let's go. 191 00:10:20,684 --> 00:10:22,120 Now we've lost him. 192 00:10:24,253 --> 00:10:26,733 Pleasure. 193 00:10:26,777 --> 00:10:29,954 - Taking so long. - It's $100. 194 00:10:32,957 --> 00:10:35,307 My device is at full power. 195 00:10:35,351 --> 00:10:38,006 With one press of the button, the timer will begin, 196 00:10:38,049 --> 00:10:40,356 and roughly 90 Earth minutes later, 197 00:10:40,399 --> 00:10:43,533 8 billion humans will cease to exist. 198 00:10:43,576 --> 00:10:45,317 This is the moment I fulfill the mission 199 00:10:45,361 --> 00:10:48,103 that will change the course of the universe forever. 200 00:10:48,146 --> 00:10:50,279 Are you dreaming of pizza? 201 00:10:50,322 --> 00:10:51,802 Mama Sap's Pizza is now open 202 00:10:51,845 --> 00:10:54,283 in the heart of downtown Patience! 203 00:11:00,985 --> 00:11:04,336 I can't kill everyone on Earth with an empty stomach. 204 00:11:06,860 --> 00:11:10,212 ? And you know the sun's setting fast ? 205 00:11:10,255 --> 00:11:14,956 ? And just like they say, nothing good ever lasts ? 206 00:11:14,999 --> 00:11:17,871 ? Well, go on, now, and kiss it goodbye ? 207 00:11:17,923 --> 00:11:20,012 ? But hold on to your lover 208 00:11:20,048 --> 00:11:23,268 ? 'Cause your heart's bound to die ? 209 00:11:23,312 --> 00:11:28,360 ? Go on, now, and say goodbye to our town ? 210 00:11:28,404 --> 00:11:31,320 ? To our town 211 00:11:31,363 --> 00:11:35,628 ? Can't you see the sun setting down on our town? ? 212 00:11:35,672 --> 00:11:37,500 Is Jay working here? 213 00:11:37,543 --> 00:11:40,024 I gave her a part-time job. 214 00:11:40,068 --> 00:11:42,722 Dad, I don't think that's a good idea. 215 00:11:42,766 --> 00:11:46,161 You're friends with an alien, and Jay's a bad idea? 216 00:11:47,553 --> 00:11:49,947 Oh, she's coming over. Get out of here! 217 00:11:53,081 --> 00:11:54,734 Hey. 218 00:11:54,778 --> 00:11:56,127 Hey. 219 00:11:56,171 --> 00:11:58,564 Um, I see you have a new job. 220 00:11:58,608 --> 00:12:00,088 Yeah. First day. 221 00:12:00,131 --> 00:12:02,090 Cool. 222 00:12:02,133 --> 00:12:05,093 Look, D'arcy told me what happened on the mountain. 223 00:12:05,136 --> 00:12:07,138 Just wanted to make sure you didn't lose 224 00:12:07,182 --> 00:12:09,445 any fingers or toes or anything. 225 00:12:09,488 --> 00:12:11,403 No. Um... 226 00:12:11,447 --> 00:12:14,145 Got 'em! 227 00:12:14,189 --> 00:12:15,842 Look, I was gonna tell you 228 00:12:15,886 --> 00:12:18,410 that if you ever want to talk about... 229 00:12:18,454 --> 00:12:21,935 everything, anything, I'm here. 230 00:12:21,979 --> 00:12:25,069 You want me to talk to you about you? 231 00:12:27,550 --> 00:12:28,986 Well... 232 00:12:29,030 --> 00:12:30,553 - I was thinking we could... - No. 233 00:12:30,596 --> 00:12:31,902 Sure. Yeah. 234 00:12:31,945 --> 00:12:33,512 You know, I should get back to work. 235 00:12:33,556 --> 00:12:36,385 Of course. It was nice to see you. 236 00:12:39,649 --> 00:12:41,172 - Hello. - Hello. 237 00:12:41,216 --> 00:12:43,522 Hello, Miss Twelvetrees. 238 00:12:45,611 --> 00:12:47,613 Help yourself. 239 00:12:47,657 --> 00:12:49,876 I know that you know. 240 00:12:53,793 --> 00:12:56,405 I know that you know. 241 00:12:56,448 --> 00:12:58,624 Does she know? 242 00:12:58,668 --> 00:13:00,539 "She" has a name. 243 00:13:00,583 --> 00:13:02,106 And she knows. 244 00:13:02,150 --> 00:13:05,153 She knows a lot. 245 00:13:07,633 --> 00:13:09,548 We have a situation. 246 00:13:09,592 --> 00:13:11,463 The government is after him. 247 00:13:11,507 --> 00:13:13,509 They know that I know who he is. 248 00:13:13,552 --> 00:13:15,467 What? How? 249 00:13:15,511 --> 00:13:17,121 Because they're the government. 250 00:13:17,165 --> 00:13:19,210 Don't be so naive. 251 00:13:19,254 --> 00:13:20,472 Excuse me? 252 00:13:20,516 --> 00:13:21,995 I'm sorry. 253 00:13:22,039 --> 00:13:23,959 Sometimes I speak to adults like they're my peers 254 00:13:23,997 --> 00:13:26,348 because I'm mature for my age. 255 00:13:26,391 --> 00:13:28,176 I'm working on it. 256 00:13:28,219 --> 00:13:29,655 I hid a camera in my room, 257 00:13:29,699 --> 00:13:31,570 - and I saw them search my house. - What? 258 00:13:31,614 --> 00:13:33,014 And they went back to their base, 259 00:13:33,050 --> 00:13:35,008 and now they're driving around searching for him. 260 00:13:35,052 --> 00:13:38,273 How do you know where their base is? 261 00:13:38,316 --> 00:13:40,623 We have our ways. 262 00:13:47,630 --> 00:13:50,589 Where is my phone? 263 00:14:01,426 --> 00:14:02,775 I learned from the squirrels 264 00:14:02,819 --> 00:14:04,429 that when you've filled your stomach, 265 00:14:04,473 --> 00:14:07,650 you should take as much food as you can to eat later. 266 00:14:07,693 --> 00:14:10,174 With this pizza stack, I can kill everyone 267 00:14:10,218 --> 00:14:13,177 and still have pizza to eat for days. 268 00:14:13,221 --> 00:14:14,961 And now, with a belly that's bursting 269 00:14:15,005 --> 00:14:17,138 like a stuffed garbage bag, 270 00:14:17,181 --> 00:14:20,837 there's nothing stopping me from completing my mission. 271 00:14:26,756 --> 00:14:28,671 I should test it first. 272 00:14:31,543 --> 00:14:33,066 Okay, you two. 273 00:14:33,110 --> 00:14:35,939 I'll be upstairs on the treadmill if you need anything. 274 00:14:35,982 --> 00:14:38,047 Sahar, thank you again for helping Max with his homework. 275 00:14:38,071 --> 00:14:39,377 I don't mind. 276 00:14:39,421 --> 00:14:41,858 I want to be a teacher when I'm old, like you. 277 00:14:41,901 --> 00:14:43,468 Wow. 278 00:14:43,512 --> 00:14:45,949 I'm not old. I'm young, okay? 279 00:14:45,992 --> 00:14:48,256 My life is not passing me by. 280 00:14:48,299 --> 00:14:51,824 I'm just... just living it. But that's... that's wonderful. 281 00:14:51,868 --> 00:14:54,740 It's just wonderful. 282 00:14:59,852 --> 00:15:01,289 _ 283 00:15:01,446 --> 00:15:03,297 _ 284 00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:06,143 This... makes no sense. 285 00:15:06,187 --> 00:15:08,319 It says the phone is here. 286 00:15:08,363 --> 00:15:09,886 You're tracking the wrong phone. 287 00:15:09,929 --> 00:15:11,801 Put it on your mom's. 288 00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:13,933 It is on my mom's. 289 00:15:13,977 --> 00:15:15,457 It can't be. 290 00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:18,895 I put your mom's phone right under the RV. 291 00:15:29,775 --> 00:15:31,603 Lock the front door. I'll get the back. 292 00:15:38,523 --> 00:15:40,743 Don't be afraid. 293 00:15:40,786 --> 00:15:42,745 We just need your help. 294 00:15:42,788 --> 00:15:45,226 I'm not giving your 100 bucks back. 295 00:16:01,503 --> 00:16:03,418 My device uses the Earth's own energy 296 00:16:03,461 --> 00:16:05,594 to send a pulse throughout the world 297 00:16:05,637 --> 00:16:07,726 that will kill every human. 298 00:16:07,770 --> 00:16:10,425 I can also direct it to a singular point 299 00:16:10,468 --> 00:16:13,297 and get rid of this body. 300 00:16:17,693 --> 00:16:20,609 Will it hurt? 301 00:16:22,175 --> 00:16:24,787 You again? 302 00:16:24,830 --> 00:16:27,659 You know you're just stalling. 303 00:16:27,703 --> 00:16:29,792 You're afraid to kill everyone. 304 00:16:29,835 --> 00:16:32,142 No, I'm not. 305 00:16:32,185 --> 00:16:34,449 My people do not feel fear. 306 00:16:34,492 --> 00:16:37,365 Yes, but you're not your people anymore, are you? 307 00:16:37,408 --> 00:16:41,020 You've been infected with humanity. 308 00:16:41,064 --> 00:16:43,762 I don't need to listen to this! 309 00:16:43,806 --> 00:16:47,636 I was supposed to die of old age with Isabelle. 310 00:16:47,679 --> 00:16:50,247 I even bought a plot in Upstate New York 311 00:16:50,291 --> 00:16:53,685 under the most beautiful maple tree. 312 00:16:53,729 --> 00:16:56,340 We were supposed to be next to each other forever. 313 00:16:58,777 --> 00:17:00,344 Do you miss her? 314 00:17:00,388 --> 00:17:04,000 I miss a lot of things... 315 00:17:04,043 --> 00:17:07,525 the five senses... 316 00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:11,094 driving around with nowhere to go... 317 00:17:11,137 --> 00:17:13,966 tacos. 318 00:17:14,010 --> 00:17:16,665 - But I loved Isabelle. - How do you know? 319 00:17:16,708 --> 00:17:19,450 How do I know I loved my wife? 320 00:17:19,494 --> 00:17:21,931 What did it feel like? 321 00:17:23,759 --> 00:17:26,283 It feels like... 322 00:17:26,327 --> 00:17:29,155 life. 323 00:17:29,199 --> 00:17:31,332 Like everything you've ever felt. 324 00:17:31,375 --> 00:17:35,336 The joy and the fury held in your heart 325 00:17:35,379 --> 00:17:38,556 and wrapped in... 326 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,689 hope... 327 00:17:40,732 --> 00:17:44,562 hope that everything will be okay. 328 00:17:44,606 --> 00:17:47,609 Love makes you feel connected to everything. 329 00:17:47,652 --> 00:17:50,089 Make you feel light-headed, you feel like you're floating. 330 00:17:50,133 --> 00:17:51,961 I love Isabelle, too. 331 00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:54,877 You're an asshole. You don't even know her! 332 00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:57,314 I do. 333 00:17:57,358 --> 00:18:00,317 When she left... 334 00:18:00,361 --> 00:18:02,232 my heart felt like it was falling. 335 00:18:02,275 --> 00:18:03,712 That's rejection. 336 00:18:03,755 --> 00:18:05,191 That's not love. 337 00:18:05,235 --> 00:18:08,673 Then why do I feel the other things? 338 00:18:08,717 --> 00:18:11,328 I feel hope. 339 00:18:11,372 --> 00:18:13,896 I feel connected to everyone... 340 00:18:13,939 --> 00:18:15,376 to everything. 341 00:18:15,419 --> 00:18:18,553 I used to feel those things. 342 00:18:18,596 --> 00:18:20,381 You took it all from me. 343 00:18:24,167 --> 00:18:25,864 I'm sorry. 344 00:18:25,908 --> 00:18:28,476 You didn't just take Isabelle away from me. 345 00:18:28,519 --> 00:18:31,783 When you killed me, you took me away from Isabelle. 346 00:18:31,827 --> 00:18:34,220 She needs me. 347 00:18:34,264 --> 00:18:35,308 Stop. 348 00:18:35,352 --> 00:18:37,746 Stop doing that with your eyes. 349 00:18:37,789 --> 00:18:41,489 When you killed me, you killed her. 350 00:18:41,532 --> 00:18:43,099 - No. - Yes! 351 00:18:43,142 --> 00:18:44,535 She cries every day. 352 00:18:44,579 --> 00:18:46,450 No. No, she doesn't. 353 00:18:46,494 --> 00:18:47,756 You broke her heart! 354 00:18:47,799 --> 00:18:48,800 Stop! 355 00:18:58,506 --> 00:19:00,943 Harry, where are you? 356 00:19:00,986 --> 00:19:02,423 Please call me when you get this. 357 00:19:02,466 --> 00:19:03,598 I need to talk to you. 358 00:19:03,641 --> 00:19:05,121 Hey, Asta. How you doing? 359 00:19:05,164 --> 00:19:06,818 Oh, hey. Um... 360 00:19:06,862 --> 00:19:09,691 I need to leave early. Is that okay? 361 00:19:09,734 --> 00:19:11,475 That's fine. It's slow. 362 00:19:11,519 --> 00:19:13,216 I'll hold down the fort. 363 00:19:13,259 --> 00:19:16,001 Okay. Thank you. 364 00:19:18,787 --> 00:19:21,267 Hey, Asta, can you help me out? 365 00:19:21,311 --> 00:19:23,226 I need that dead foot. 366 00:19:23,269 --> 00:19:24,619 - Really? - Yeah. 367 00:19:24,662 --> 00:19:27,709 I found a boot. I need to see if it's a match. 368 00:19:31,539 --> 00:19:34,150 There might be another murder in town. 369 00:19:38,546 --> 00:19:39,938 So you're telling me eventually 370 00:19:39,982 --> 00:19:43,333 that thing will look like that one? 371 00:19:43,376 --> 00:19:45,248 Where did you get the boot? 372 00:19:45,291 --> 00:19:48,556 On the shore next to Dr. Vanderspeigle's house. 373 00:19:50,253 --> 00:19:53,865 So what happened to the real Harry Vanderspeigle? 374 00:19:55,258 --> 00:19:56,999 I don't know. 375 00:19:57,042 --> 00:19:58,672 I sort of broke into Harry's house last night, 376 00:19:58,696 --> 00:20:00,176 and I saw a freezer full of meat, 377 00:20:00,219 --> 00:20:01,830 and I thought it was a dead body. 378 00:20:01,873 --> 00:20:03,571 Another murder is horrible, 379 00:20:03,614 --> 00:20:05,747 but we're gonna get who did this. 380 00:20:05,790 --> 00:20:07,313 Promise. 381 00:20:07,357 --> 00:20:09,533 Okay? 382 00:20:34,210 --> 00:20:35,690 She has her earphones in. 383 00:20:35,733 --> 00:20:37,213 She can't hear anything. 384 00:20:37,256 --> 00:20:39,563 I could scream louder than her workout songs. 385 00:20:39,607 --> 00:20:41,522 I can get her down here in two seconds! 386 00:20:41,565 --> 00:20:43,064 Well, you're not gonna like what happens to her 387 00:20:43,088 --> 00:20:44,350 when you do that. 388 00:20:44,394 --> 00:20:45,719 You need to tell us where this alien is, 389 00:20:45,743 --> 00:20:48,877 - you little shits. - Why should we? 390 00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:51,706 Because it's here to kill us all. 391 00:20:58,321 --> 00:21:00,715 If you think I am afraid to kill everybody, 392 00:21:00,758 --> 00:21:03,021 you are dumb! 393 00:21:03,065 --> 00:21:06,285 I could press this button at any time. 394 00:21:07,939 --> 00:21:09,201 If you agree with me 395 00:21:09,245 --> 00:21:11,247 and I am right and you are wrong, 396 00:21:11,290 --> 00:21:15,860 then just sit there dead and don't say anything. 397 00:21:15,904 --> 00:21:18,471 Okay, then. 398 00:21:18,515 --> 00:21:19,951 We agree. 399 00:21:19,995 --> 00:21:23,564 Goodbye, only human in the room. 400 00:21:38,274 --> 00:21:41,059 That's impossible. 401 00:21:41,103 --> 00:21:43,888 The energy doesn't affect my people. 402 00:21:43,932 --> 00:21:45,194 Was he right? 403 00:21:45,237 --> 00:21:48,719 Am I no longer my people? 404 00:21:48,763 --> 00:21:51,940 But that means if I set off my device, 405 00:21:51,983 --> 00:21:54,116 it will kill me, too. 406 00:21:59,556 --> 00:22:01,645 Hey. 407 00:22:01,689 --> 00:22:04,779 What are you doing out here? 408 00:22:04,822 --> 00:22:06,258 Nothing. 409 00:22:06,302 --> 00:22:09,087 Just making up nicknames for everybody who walks by. 410 00:22:09,131 --> 00:22:12,613 Want to have a seat, Mr. Short Pants? 411 00:22:12,656 --> 00:22:16,747 Cool, guess I'll be throwing these out when I get home. 412 00:22:21,012 --> 00:22:23,493 This is the same bench that we sat on 413 00:22:23,536 --> 00:22:27,105 that day we skipped Mrs. Henderson's science class. 414 00:22:27,149 --> 00:22:29,934 God, you're right. 415 00:22:29,978 --> 00:22:32,502 That's a long time ago. 416 00:22:35,244 --> 00:22:37,072 Are you okay? 417 00:22:37,115 --> 00:22:39,509 I... 418 00:22:39,552 --> 00:22:42,773 remember being so happy that day. 419 00:22:42,817 --> 00:22:46,124 That was right before I left for Stratton. 420 00:22:46,168 --> 00:22:48,779 I remember feeling like... 421 00:22:48,823 --> 00:22:50,781 my life was just starting. 422 00:22:54,872 --> 00:22:57,745 Yeah, you've always been happy like that. 423 00:22:57,788 --> 00:22:59,485 It's what I love about you. 424 00:22:59,529 --> 00:23:01,662 You know, it's what everyone loves. 425 00:23:03,576 --> 00:23:05,143 I'm not happy. 426 00:23:06,536 --> 00:23:09,495 - You're not? - Are you? 427 00:23:09,539 --> 00:23:11,149 Well, no. 428 00:23:11,193 --> 00:23:13,761 But I was never really happy to begin with. 429 00:23:13,804 --> 00:23:15,719 So... 430 00:23:15,763 --> 00:23:20,768 Yeah, well, I had a chance at being happy, but... 431 00:23:20,811 --> 00:23:23,161 it just went away, you know? 432 00:23:23,205 --> 00:23:26,643 I hurt my leg, and that was it. 433 00:23:26,687 --> 00:23:28,950 Hey... 434 00:23:28,993 --> 00:23:30,821 You can be happy. 435 00:23:32,823 --> 00:23:35,130 Look, I'm gonna play the nickname game with you, 436 00:23:35,173 --> 00:23:39,177 and your nickname is Miss... 437 00:23:39,221 --> 00:23:41,049 You're Amazing. 438 00:23:41,092 --> 00:23:42,528 All right. 439 00:23:42,572 --> 00:23:45,009 Well, you're... bad at that game. 440 00:23:45,053 --> 00:23:47,708 But it's true. 441 00:23:47,751 --> 00:23:51,189 I mean, you've accomplished so much in your life. 442 00:23:51,233 --> 00:23:52,756 Shut up. 443 00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:55,280 I-I'm not amazing. 444 00:23:55,324 --> 00:23:58,457 I-I feel like I've done nothing with my life. 445 00:23:58,501 --> 00:24:00,024 I just... 446 00:24:00,068 --> 00:24:02,766 wanted to... 447 00:24:02,810 --> 00:24:04,463 I just wanted to matter... 448 00:24:04,507 --> 00:24:08,903 make a difference to somebody, I... 449 00:24:08,946 --> 00:24:10,600 Maybe it's all just bullshit. 450 00:24:10,643 --> 00:24:12,733 No, you matter. 451 00:24:12,776 --> 00:24:15,648 You're smart and funny. 452 00:24:17,738 --> 00:24:19,217 I-I wish I was like you. 453 00:24:19,261 --> 00:24:22,220 I'm terrified of pretty much everything. 454 00:24:22,264 --> 00:24:26,050 But sometimes I look at you, and... 455 00:24:26,094 --> 00:24:28,574 you're so fearless. 456 00:24:28,618 --> 00:24:32,796 It makes me feel, I don't know, less scared. 457 00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:36,104 You know, you make me happy. 458 00:24:36,147 --> 00:24:38,323 Um... 459 00:24:38,367 --> 00:24:39,672 - what are you doing? - Sorry. 460 00:24:39,716 --> 00:24:41,259 - I'm married, D'arcy. - Sorry about that. 461 00:24:41,283 --> 00:24:42,893 - Yeah. - Oh, my God. 462 00:24:42,937 --> 00:24:44,155 I'm so sorry, 463 00:24:44,199 --> 00:24:45,698 - I thought that... - No, it's okay. 464 00:24:45,722 --> 00:24:48,072 - I got to go. - Right, right. 465 00:24:48,116 --> 00:24:50,161 Got to... got to go. 466 00:24:50,205 --> 00:24:51,728 Shit! 467 00:24:57,212 --> 00:24:59,388 Please, Max, you have to trust me. 468 00:24:59,431 --> 00:25:01,912 He is going to kill everyone. 469 00:25:01,956 --> 00:25:03,087 Tell us who he is. 470 00:25:03,131 --> 00:25:05,002 He's not going to kill everyone. 471 00:25:05,046 --> 00:25:08,136 His ship is a Quimbaya amulet. 472 00:25:08,179 --> 00:25:10,181 Max, he's going to kill everyone. 473 00:25:10,225 --> 00:25:12,836 He won't. He'll listen to me! 474 00:25:14,882 --> 00:25:17,449 Why are you in my house? 475 00:25:17,493 --> 00:25:19,843 Sarah, what is going on? 476 00:25:21,453 --> 00:25:23,281 "Hey, honey." 477 00:25:23,325 --> 00:25:25,370 "Good evening, sweetheart." 478 00:25:25,414 --> 00:25:27,329 "Oh, yeah, day was good. What's for dinner? 479 00:25:27,372 --> 00:25:29,287 Divorce? Great." 480 00:25:35,076 --> 00:25:37,339 Lock the door? That's weird. 481 00:25:37,382 --> 00:25:38,819 Okay, take whatever you want. 482 00:25:38,862 --> 00:25:40,385 - Please. - Don't make me use this gun. 483 00:25:40,429 --> 00:25:42,309 - Oh, my God, oh, my God. - Don't hurt the kids. 484 00:25:43,475 --> 00:25:45,782 Mike, I need your help. There's people in my house. 485 00:25:45,826 --> 00:25:47,653 My family is in there. They have a gun. 486 00:25:47,697 --> 00:25:49,394 What? Okay, all right, look. 487 00:25:49,438 --> 00:25:50,743 Do not move. Don't go inside. 488 00:25:50,787 --> 00:25:52,330 We'll be there in five minutes, all right? 489 00:25:52,354 --> 00:25:53,766 No, no, no, we don't have five minutes. 490 00:25:53,790 --> 00:25:56,967 Look, do not go inside! We're on the way. 491 00:25:57,011 --> 00:25:58,273 Deputy! 492 00:25:58,316 --> 00:25:59,361 Shit! 493 00:26:01,015 --> 00:26:02,712 Shit! 494 00:26:02,755 --> 00:26:04,322 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 495 00:26:04,366 --> 00:26:05,454 Help. 496 00:26:05,497 --> 00:26:06,890 Let me out of here! 497 00:26:06,934 --> 00:26:09,980 If you touch my kid, I will kill you! 498 00:26:10,024 --> 00:26:12,156 Max, who is that? 499 00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:15,159 Why is he wearing a white coat? 500 00:26:15,203 --> 00:26:16,857 Okay, I'll tell you. 501 00:26:16,900 --> 00:26:18,032 I swear to God! 502 00:26:20,382 --> 00:26:23,167 Get away from my kid! 503 00:26:23,211 --> 00:26:24,734 Okay, he told us who it is. 504 00:26:24,777 --> 00:26:26,388 We got what we need. Let's go. 505 00:26:26,431 --> 00:26:29,217 - Hold on, Max! - Whoa, we're not doing that. 506 00:26:29,260 --> 00:26:30,914 We're doing whatever I say we're doing. 507 00:26:37,703 --> 00:26:38,879 Get down. 508 00:26:58,942 --> 00:27:02,032 ? Sharing the night together ? 509 00:27:02,076 --> 00:27:05,209 ? Oh-oh, yeah 510 00:27:05,253 --> 00:27:08,169 ? Sharing the night together 511 00:27:08,212 --> 00:27:11,389 ? Oh-oh, yeah 512 00:27:11,433 --> 00:27:14,349 ? Sharing the night together 513 00:27:14,392 --> 00:27:17,656 ? Oh-oh, yeah 514 00:27:17,700 --> 00:27:20,572 ? Sharing the night together 515 00:27:20,616 --> 00:27:23,924 ? Oh-oh, yeah 516 00:27:23,967 --> 00:27:26,578 ? Sharing the night together 517 00:27:26,622 --> 00:27:29,103 ? Oh-oh, yeah 518 00:27:29,146 --> 00:27:32,933 You guys are like Daredevil and the Black Widow. 519 00:27:38,199 --> 00:27:40,244 Thank you for saving my life. 520 00:27:40,288 --> 00:27:41,985 Time to go. 521 00:27:48,035 --> 00:27:50,124 These things don't usually have a happy ending. 522 00:27:50,167 --> 00:27:51,603 It could've been a lot worse. 523 00:27:51,647 --> 00:27:53,779 Yeah, I don't recommend citizens taking the law 524 00:27:53,823 --> 00:27:55,781 into their own hands, but that was... 525 00:27:55,825 --> 00:27:58,915 That was some real hero shit the two of you did in there. 526 00:27:58,959 --> 00:28:01,135 Well, we're a pretty good team. 527 00:28:01,178 --> 00:28:03,964 Yes, we are. 528 00:28:06,488 --> 00:28:11,014 You both have blood, like, all over your shoes. 529 00:28:11,058 --> 00:28:13,582 I'm never washing them. 530 00:28:13,625 --> 00:28:15,410 Me neither. 531 00:28:20,197 --> 00:28:22,286 ? Sharing the night together ? 532 00:28:22,330 --> 00:28:23,548 Oh, no. 533 00:28:23,592 --> 00:28:26,160 ? Oh-oh, yeah 534 00:28:26,203 --> 00:28:28,640 ? Sharing the night together 535 00:28:28,684 --> 00:28:29,946 That's a lot of tongue. 536 00:28:29,990 --> 00:28:31,817 You trying to get all the way in the back? 537 00:28:31,861 --> 00:28:32,949 - Y'all nasty. - Really? 538 00:28:32,993 --> 00:28:34,429 Y'all got a room right upstairs. 539 00:28:34,472 --> 00:28:36,909 Oh, boy. 540 00:28:44,083 --> 00:28:45,955 How's that article coming? 541 00:28:46,484 --> 00:28:47,659 Need another quote? 542 00:28:49,748 --> 00:28:51,359 Asta's my mother. 543 00:28:51,402 --> 00:28:53,622 Yeah. Sheriff Mike's my father. 544 00:28:58,235 --> 00:29:00,281 You... 545 00:29:00,342 --> 00:29:02,115 Holy shit. 546 00:29:03,414 --> 00:29:05,025 You're the baby. 547 00:29:06,504 --> 00:29:08,004 I'm not surprised she didn't tell you. 548 00:29:08,028 --> 00:29:10,639 She's been keeping it a secret. 549 00:29:10,682 --> 00:29:12,902 Yeah. 550 00:29:12,945 --> 00:29:14,860 Yeah, she has. 551 00:29:14,904 --> 00:29:16,601 I don't know what to do. 552 00:29:16,645 --> 00:29:18,081 She's my mother, 553 00:29:18,125 --> 00:29:20,170 and I don't even know how to act in front of her. 554 00:29:20,214 --> 00:29:22,738 Not to mention my father. 555 00:29:24,392 --> 00:29:25,610 Right. 556 00:29:25,654 --> 00:29:26,698 Jimmy. 557 00:29:26,742 --> 00:29:28,135 It's so messed up. 558 00:29:28,178 --> 00:29:30,528 What am I supposed to say to someone like that? 559 00:29:30,572 --> 00:29:32,574 I mean, I'm gonna see him. 560 00:29:32,617 --> 00:29:35,098 And I can't talk to Asta. I can't talk to my parents. 561 00:29:35,142 --> 00:29:36,902 I probably shouldn't even be talking to you right now, 562 00:29:36,926 --> 00:29:40,016 but I feel like I am losing my mind 563 00:29:40,060 --> 00:29:42,105 and I need someone in this town to talk to... 564 00:29:42,149 --> 00:29:44,760 Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey! 565 00:29:44,803 --> 00:29:46,805 You can totally talk to me. 566 00:29:46,849 --> 00:29:48,633 I can't live here like this, okay? 567 00:29:48,677 --> 00:29:49,881 I can't do... 568 00:29:50,940 --> 00:29:53,899 You are not running away from this. 569 00:29:53,943 --> 00:29:57,512 And you are not alone. 570 00:29:57,555 --> 00:29:59,079 I can help you. 571 00:30:01,864 --> 00:30:03,300 Hey. 572 00:30:04,823 --> 00:30:07,174 Can you get free onion rings? 573 00:30:07,217 --> 00:30:08,958 It's part of the plan. 574 00:30:14,485 --> 00:30:15,965 Yeah, okay. 575 00:30:20,626 --> 00:30:23,411 You killed Harry Vanderspeigle. 576 00:30:24,104 --> 00:30:25,982 No, I didn't. 577 00:30:26,007 --> 00:30:27,826 Do not lie to me. 578 00:30:29,152 --> 00:30:31,459 Okay, I killed him, but he started it. 579 00:30:31,502 --> 00:30:34,505 Do you have any idea what you did? 580 00:30:34,549 --> 00:30:37,204 You cannot just murder someone. That is not how it works here. 581 00:30:37,247 --> 00:30:39,467 Humans kill people all the time. 582 00:30:39,510 --> 00:30:42,034 Someone killed Sam Hodges, so... 583 00:30:42,078 --> 00:30:44,994 Yeah, and you saw what that did to me, 584 00:30:45,037 --> 00:30:48,040 to all of us, and you did the same thing. 585 00:30:48,084 --> 00:30:49,172 No. 586 00:30:49,216 --> 00:30:51,087 Goodbye. This is done. 587 00:30:51,131 --> 00:30:53,698 - We are done. - No, don't say that. 588 00:30:53,742 --> 00:30:54,960 - Wait, wait. - What? 589 00:30:55,004 --> 00:30:56,832 What? 590 00:30:56,875 --> 00:31:00,270 It'll be okay. It's like the song. 591 00:31:00,314 --> 00:31:04,100 "Ooh, child, things are going to get easier." 592 00:31:04,144 --> 00:31:06,233 "Ooh, child"... Stop. 593 00:31:06,276 --> 00:31:08,235 - Don't touch me! - I'm sorry. 594 00:31:08,278 --> 00:31:10,541 You just can't leave me. 595 00:31:10,585 --> 00:31:13,414 Don't tell me what I can and cannot do. 596 00:31:13,457 --> 00:31:14,937 Wow, you are really getting a hang 597 00:31:14,980 --> 00:31:17,679 of this human-male bullshit. 598 00:31:17,722 --> 00:31:19,637 Don't go. It hurts! 599 00:31:22,379 --> 00:31:24,033 It's... 600 00:31:24,076 --> 00:31:27,036 It's you. 601 00:31:27,079 --> 00:31:28,405 You're the reason that I feel it... 602 00:31:28,429 --> 00:31:31,127 The joy and the fury all wrapped up. 603 00:31:31,171 --> 00:31:34,261 You want fury? 604 00:31:34,304 --> 00:31:36,611 Go back to your planet, Harry. 605 00:31:36,654 --> 00:31:38,395 Whoever you are, 606 00:31:38,439 --> 00:31:41,006 whatever you are, I never want to see you again. 607 00:31:41,050 --> 00:31:42,182 But we are friends. 608 00:31:42,225 --> 00:31:44,706 I am not friends with people... 609 00:31:44,749 --> 00:31:46,360 I mean... not people. 610 00:31:46,403 --> 00:31:47,796 I don't know what you are. 611 00:31:47,839 --> 00:31:50,538 But I know what you're not. You are not my friend. 612 00:31:56,848 --> 00:31:58,459 I thought you were my friend. 613 00:32:18,740 --> 00:32:20,481 I do not like this. 614 00:32:23,135 --> 00:32:25,806 I don't like this place anymore. 615 00:32:27,368 --> 00:32:30,298 _ 616 00:32:42,677 --> 00:32:45,027 Hey. 617 00:32:54,863 --> 00:32:57,648 - Hi. - ? Before you 618 00:32:57,692 --> 00:32:59,476 So, I... 619 00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:01,652 I guess you're my father. 620 00:33:01,696 --> 00:33:04,916 Yeah. 621 00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:08,572 If you ever touch Asta again, I'll...... kill you. 622 00:33:10,618 --> 00:33:12,707 Feel better? 623 00:33:12,750 --> 00:33:14,361 Oh, D'arcy, what are you... 624 00:33:14,404 --> 00:33:16,580 D'arcy, don't! 625 00:33:16,624 --> 00:33:19,191 Son of a bi... 626 00:33:19,235 --> 00:33:20,454 D'arcy! 627 00:33:20,497 --> 00:33:23,587 Oh! Oh, no, no, no, no, no! 628 00:33:25,372 --> 00:33:27,330 - Oh, no! - ? And still your face 629 00:33:27,374 --> 00:33:29,637 Look out! 630 00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:32,422 Look out! Out of the way! 631 00:33:37,514 --> 00:33:40,387 Yeah. Yeah, I feel better. 632 00:33:40,430 --> 00:33:42,911 Yeah, me too. 633 00:33:42,954 --> 00:33:45,087 We... we should go now. 634 00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:04,280 Miss Twelvetrees? 635 00:34:04,324 --> 00:34:06,369 Hey, it's Max Hawthorne. 636 00:34:06,413 --> 00:34:07,631 I need your help. 637 00:34:07,675 --> 00:34:09,198 Harry's here to kill everyone, 638 00:34:09,241 --> 00:34:11,505 and I think I know where he's going. 639 00:34:25,432 --> 00:34:26,911 Excuse me. 640 00:34:26,955 --> 00:34:29,087 Are you the town doctor? 641 00:34:29,131 --> 00:34:30,480 Yes, I am. 642 00:34:30,524 --> 00:34:32,264 Oh, that is a nasty cut... 643 00:34:42,797 --> 00:34:44,799 Town doctor. 644 00:34:44,842 --> 00:34:46,104 That kid was right. 645 00:34:46,148 --> 00:34:47,845 He is the prettiest alien I've ever seen. 646 00:34:49,064 --> 00:34:50,384 Yeah. Just be careful, all right? 647 00:34:50,413 --> 00:34:51,564 We don't know what this monster's capable of. 648 00:34:51,588 --> 00:34:52,807 Yeah. 649 00:35:10,825 --> 00:35:13,567 - Move, move. Let's go. - Whoa. 650 00:35:15,786 --> 00:35:17,701 What... what the hell is this? 651 00:35:19,747 --> 00:35:21,662 Come on. 652 00:35:21,705 --> 00:35:23,881 - I knew you were real. - Okay. 653 00:35:23,925 --> 00:35:25,927 I-I got you your alien. 654 00:35:25,970 --> 00:35:29,060 So now I'm officially done with her. 655 00:35:29,104 --> 00:35:31,454 - Aw. - I'm sorry. 656 00:35:31,498 --> 00:35:33,282 This woman is... 657 00:35:33,325 --> 00:35:35,066 an unhinged psychotic. 658 00:35:35,110 --> 00:35:37,373 I agree completely. 659 00:35:37,417 --> 00:35:38,809 Close it up! 660 00:35:40,811 --> 00:35:42,354 Wait, are you... are you guys men in black? 661 00:35:42,378 --> 00:35:44,138 Oh, would you stop it. They're not called that. 662 00:35:44,162 --> 00:35:45,642 You've watched too many movies. 663 00:35:45,686 --> 00:35:47,427 And if I wanted them involved, 664 00:35:47,470 --> 00:35:50,473 I would've told my superiors. 665 00:35:50,517 --> 00:35:53,650 And then we wouldn't have an alien, would we? 666 00:35:53,694 --> 00:35:55,086 Who's we? 667 00:35:55,130 --> 00:35:58,002 This is bigger than anything you could imagine. 668 00:35:58,046 --> 00:36:01,658 Too bad you won't be here to see how it all plays out. 669 00:36:01,702 --> 00:36:03,921 Get rid of him. 670 00:36:03,965 --> 00:36:06,141 I told you. 671 00:36:06,184 --> 00:36:08,970 - I have different orders. - Okay, um... 672 00:36:14,976 --> 00:36:16,673 Kill ya later. 673 00:36:30,426 --> 00:36:32,863 See, I don't get it. 674 00:36:32,907 --> 00:36:34,735 I mean, first Sam, then this roving couple 675 00:36:34,778 --> 00:36:37,215 going around terrorizing people. 676 00:36:37,259 --> 00:36:39,522 Don't get me wrong, I like the mayhem. 677 00:36:39,566 --> 00:36:42,046 I like it a lot. 678 00:36:42,090 --> 00:36:44,111 I might like it a little too much, if that's possible. 679 00:36:44,135 --> 00:36:45,136 It is. 680 00:36:45,180 --> 00:36:48,270 It's quite frightening, actually. 681 00:36:48,313 --> 00:36:52,143 Don't forget the foot with the matching boot. 682 00:36:52,187 --> 00:36:53,971 But... 683 00:36:54,015 --> 00:36:56,757 can it all really be just a coincidence? 684 00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:57,995 I don't believe in coincidence. 685 00:36:58,019 --> 00:37:00,238 Oh, me neither. 686 00:37:00,282 --> 00:37:02,893 So both the boot and the foot 687 00:37:02,937 --> 00:37:04,678 were found in the same area 688 00:37:04,721 --> 00:37:06,418 right by Dr. Vanderspeigle's place. 689 00:37:06,462 --> 00:37:08,725 Yeah, you mean the boot, the foot, and the doorknob. 690 00:37:08,769 --> 00:37:11,467 That thing definitely didn't come from no houseboat, 691 00:37:11,511 --> 00:37:13,121 that's for sure. 692 00:37:13,164 --> 00:37:15,689 Looks like we might have a new prime suspect. 693 00:37:15,732 --> 00:37:17,168 Let's go visit Dr. Vanderspeigle 694 00:37:17,212 --> 00:37:20,432 tomorrow morning, see if he's got anything to add. 695 00:37:22,609 --> 00:37:24,567 What is that? 696 00:37:24,611 --> 00:37:27,352 Oh! 697 00:37:27,396 --> 00:37:32,053 Oh... my ...d. 698 00:37:32,096 --> 00:37:33,750 Is this a Nespresso? 699 00:37:33,794 --> 00:37:34,969 It's nothing, man. 700 00:37:35,012 --> 00:37:36,120 I just picked that up for the office. 701 00:37:36,144 --> 00:37:37,667 - It was on sale. - Yes, yes! 702 00:37:37,711 --> 00:37:39,669 Oh, my God, oh, my God! 703 00:37:39,713 --> 00:37:41,105 You got me a coffee pod machine! 704 00:37:41,149 --> 00:37:42,193 Oh, what are you doing? 705 00:37:42,237 --> 00:37:43,301 I got that for the whole office. 706 00:37:43,325 --> 00:37:45,066 - What are you doing? - Nope. 707 00:37:45,109 --> 00:37:47,068 You got it for me, 708 00:37:47,111 --> 00:37:50,288 and you agree with my doorknob instincts. 709 00:37:50,332 --> 00:37:52,290 You got decent doorknob instincts, all right? 710 00:37:52,334 --> 00:37:53,703 But this whole thing is for everybody. 711 00:37:53,727 --> 00:37:54,834 - It ain't just for you. - Nope. 712 00:37:54,858 --> 00:37:55,772 - What are you doing? - Nope. 713 00:37:55,816 --> 00:37:57,469 You got it for me. 714 00:38:18,186 --> 00:38:20,144 You in the vehicle! 715 00:38:20,188 --> 00:38:22,320 Let me see your hands! 716 00:38:22,997 --> 00:38:25,195 _ 717 00:38:38,685 --> 00:38:40,512 I have no choice now, 718 00:38:40,556 --> 00:38:43,472 since my device will destroy me. 719 00:38:43,515 --> 00:38:45,822 I will fly away from here and drop the device 720 00:38:45,866 --> 00:38:49,826 onto this beautiful planet to finish the job I started. 721 00:39:33,087 --> 00:39:34,610 Go, go, go! 722 00:39:37,845 --> 00:39:40,133 _ 723 00:39:41,095 --> 00:39:43,924 Double up, double up! 724 00:39:43,967 --> 00:39:45,099 Harry! 725 00:39:50,060 --> 00:39:51,845 There's more! 726 00:39:51,888 --> 00:39:53,673 Freeze! 727 00:39:53,716 --> 00:39:55,152 Hold it right there. 728 00:40:00,767 --> 00:40:02,290 Oh, no. 729 00:40:03,726 --> 00:40:05,554 I forgot the pizzas. 730 00:40:10,690 --> 00:40:12,779 Maybe I can go back and get them. 731 00:40:12,822 --> 00:40:14,128 I could take the ship 732 00:40:14,171 --> 00:40:18,045 and pick them up on my way to space. 733 00:40:18,088 --> 00:40:21,352 I can't because of this stupid mission. 734 00:40:23,833 --> 00:40:26,140 I am so hungry. 735 00:40:27,358 --> 00:40:29,883 They look like black ants. 736 00:40:36,977 --> 00:40:39,196 Where is your queen? 737 00:40:46,073 --> 00:40:47,509 Come on. 738 00:40:55,865 --> 00:40:58,781 Get down. 739 00:40:58,825 --> 00:41:00,130 Harry! 740 00:41:20,063 --> 00:41:22,326 ? Ooh, child 741 00:41:22,370 --> 00:41:25,721 ? Things are gonna get easier ? 742 00:41:25,765 --> 00:41:28,942 ? Ooh, child, things will get brighter ? 743 00:41:31,161 --> 00:41:33,903 ? Ooh, child... 744 00:41:33,947 --> 00:41:36,340 Run, Max! Hide! 745 00:41:36,384 --> 00:41:40,562 ? Ooh, child, things will get brighter ? 746 00:41:44,174 --> 00:41:46,133 Harry... 747 00:41:46,176 --> 00:41:48,265 I know why you're here. 748 00:41:48,309 --> 00:41:50,093 Don't do it. Please don't do it. 749 00:41:50,137 --> 00:41:51,399 I must. 750 00:41:51,442 --> 00:41:54,794 - It's why I came here. - I don't care. 751 00:41:54,837 --> 00:41:56,447 You're not the same. 752 00:41:56,491 --> 00:41:59,015 You've changed since you came here, 753 00:41:59,059 --> 00:42:00,538 since you killed that man. 754 00:42:00,582 --> 00:42:03,193 I've seen it. I just saw it now. 755 00:42:03,237 --> 00:42:05,892 You could've left, but you stayed to help us. 756 00:42:05,935 --> 00:42:08,329 - You've changed. - No. 757 00:42:08,372 --> 00:42:11,593 My mission is to kill everyone. 758 00:42:13,508 --> 00:42:15,510 If you kill everyone, 759 00:42:15,553 --> 00:42:17,033 you kill me. 760 00:42:22,256 --> 00:42:25,825 You are right, I have changed, but... 761 00:42:25,868 --> 00:42:28,044 There's my friend. 762 00:42:28,088 --> 00:42:30,873 We are friends? 763 00:42:30,917 --> 00:42:32,919 Yes. 764 00:42:32,962 --> 00:42:35,312 We are friends. 765 00:42:37,445 --> 00:42:41,318 So, that means you will come with me to my planet 766 00:42:41,362 --> 00:42:44,931 and we will kill everyone on Earth together? 767 00:42:44,974 --> 00:42:47,107 What? No. 768 00:42:47,150 --> 00:42:50,153 I-I'm... I'm staying here. 769 00:42:55,115 --> 00:42:58,640 Then I won't kill everyone. 770 00:43:00,250 --> 00:43:02,035 Okay, good. 771 00:43:04,559 --> 00:43:07,605 I will miss you, friend. 772 00:43:07,649 --> 00:43:09,172 I'll miss you, too, friend. 773 00:43:11,392 --> 00:43:13,524 I should dispose of my device. 774 00:43:13,568 --> 00:43:16,266 It will kill everyone on Earth 775 00:43:16,310 --> 00:43:19,661 when it detonates in 80 seconds. 776 00:43:19,704 --> 00:43:20,749 Oh, my God. 777 00:43:20,792 --> 00:43:22,925 Yes. Go. 778 00:43:22,969 --> 00:43:24,579 Go! 779 00:43:28,148 --> 00:43:30,759 Real quick... 780 00:43:30,802 --> 00:43:33,066 I left some pizzas 781 00:43:33,109 --> 00:43:36,156 in my freezer. 782 00:43:36,199 --> 00:43:38,723 You can have them if you want them. 783 00:43:38,767 --> 00:43:40,160 Thank you. 784 00:43:40,203 --> 00:43:42,945 Go! 785 00:44:13,889 --> 00:44:17,023 Everyone has to die eventually. 786 00:44:17,066 --> 00:44:21,679 What matters are the choices you make while you're alive. 787 00:44:21,723 --> 00:44:24,682 Killing may make humans feel strong in the moment, 788 00:44:24,726 --> 00:44:26,946 but what I've begun to realize is, 789 00:44:26,989 --> 00:44:30,427 true strength comes from choosing not to kill. 790 00:44:30,471 --> 00:44:32,255 Maybe being truly human 791 00:44:32,299 --> 00:44:35,041 is about choosing to love instead. 792 00:44:38,609 --> 00:44:40,481 But with that love comes the pain 793 00:44:40,524 --> 00:44:42,352 that I feel inside me. 794 00:44:42,396 --> 00:44:44,485 I need to go home. 795 00:44:44,528 --> 00:44:46,356 Hopefully the further I get from them, 796 00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:48,706 the less I will care. 797 00:44:48,750 --> 00:44:51,274 Finally, I will be at peace again. 798 00:44:54,103 --> 00:44:56,192 Hi. 799 00:44:56,236 --> 00:44:59,195 You're taking me home, right? 800 00:44:59,220 --> 00:45:01,231 This is some bullshit! 801 00:45:02,958 --> 00:45:07,254 CREDITS