Previously on "Good Girls"...
So we wanted to talk to you
about doing some custom work for us.
Casino night!
If it go into the wrong hands, it's kind of, like...
- counterfeit. - So you mean, like,
if someone wanted something special printed,
you would draw it?
What's up, ladies?
You cannot finish that plate.
- He said he'd let me go... - He won't!
Wait. You need us.
You need all of us.
Not all of you.
- Hers. - Oh, oh!
Take it out,
Elizabeth.
That's what we used to take care of your friend,
by the way.
- Why? - Incentive.
Why did I touch it?
Why did you touch it?
What if we pay someone to blow his brains out?
A professional.
So how's a lady like you
get involved with a guy like that?
I was just bored.
Third one this month out of Detroit.
Car paint?
Or nail polish. It's a woman.
You know this bitch is hiding in a cave somewhere.
We just got to root her out.
Have you guys seen my phone?
Is that hers?
They got nothing in their bank accounts.
- So? - They're making
some of the best fake money I've ever seen.
You don't live a little?
To hit men.
Good luck and Godspeed.
No way!
You did my nails.
Oh. Hey.
So...
what are you guys celebrating?
You had pizza with your therapist?
He's helping me. It's like a study buddy.
Before we get started, I wanted to introduce you
- to Lila. - I'll see you at home.
I proposed to Lila a couple nights ago.
We would like to buy your place, Gayle.
Where are we gonna get that kind of money?
I don't know.
I just don't want him involved again.
Okay.
Hot tubs.
He gets to feel like a man,
and we have a new way to wash our cut.
Welcome to Boland Bubbles.
When does it get to be mine?
When does what get to be yours?
I made all of this happen.
Next time empty the clip.
? Pressure ?
? Pushing down on me ?
? Pressing down on you ?
? No man ask for ?
? Under pressure ?
? That burns a building down ?
? Splits a family in two ?
? Puts people on streets ?
? Um ba ba be ?
? De da da ?
? Ee day da ?
? That's okay ?
? It's the terror of knowing ?
? What the world is about ?
? Watching some good friends screamin'... ?
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I'm gonna color in the first part of the fraction,
and you guys can do the rest.
Does someone need to use the restroom?
Okay. Who's the comedian?
Hand it over.
Is that silly putty?
Squeeze it.
It's not silly putty.
He hid under my desk last week.
He and his sister play hide-and-seek at home.
I had the whole school looking for him.
I'm sorry.
We were drawing the SpaceX rocket...
- Mm. - Oh, well, he loves art.
He added testicles.
Don't worry. We're all over this.
Mm-hmm. Like the wind.
I'm afraid there's something deeper at play.
What do you mean?
Have you ever heard of ADHD?
Okay, hold on a minute.
Fart putty is a disorder now?
Yeah, I mean...
Stuff's addictive.
He treats my classroom like it's his own YouTube channel.
Yeah, okay. But he's not deficient.
There are 20 other students that are here to learn.
He loves it.
Okay.
If you're not gonna handle this,
then we might have to take a different course of action.
Huh.
Like what?
Kick him out of school?
Just have him tested.
What about a magician?
'Cause I'm turning eight?
Oh, what about the bingo hall?
'Cause I'm turning 80?
Fine, well, you tell me. What do you want to do?
Nothing.
Nothing?
We're not gonna not celebrate your birthday.
Birthdays are lame.
Well, I'm trying to un-lame them.
What about just a dance party?
In our living room?
Yeah, we do it all the time.
And, you know, Janet down the hall,
she could DJ.
I mean, we always listen to her music
through the walls anyway.
She plays the organ.
Just... just send me your friends' Instas,
and I will slide into their DMs,
and I'll plan the whole thing.
All you have to do is show up...
get turnt up...
while we celebrate you growing up.
Nancy has a stupid dinner planned.
Oh.
Birthdays just kind of aren't my thing anymore.
I'm gonna dip.
Later.
He has no friends.
Um, have you talked to him?
Uh, yeah.
About what?
You know, him.
Mm, of course.
Me?
Of course.
It's a lot of me.
Aha.
It's mostly me.
Mm.
It's 100% me.
- And how is that an issue? - Don't tell me.
This is the part where you want me to realize out loud
that I'm some kind of narcissist
and I've been ignoring my son?
The out-loud part is optional, but...
Perhaps we could talk about something else?
Your time.
Okay.
What happened to your face?
I shaved.
For her?
For me.
You picked a date for the wedding?
No.
Venue?
No.
Guest list?
Not yet.
Am I invited?
Nope.
Ouch.
Would you want to come?
Nope.
Ouch.
Um...
is there anything else you'd like to cover?
What day is it today?
Um...
- Tuesday. - You sure?
Yeah.
What was yesterday?
- Monday. - Tomorrow?
Come on.
Wednesday.
Mm.
So you do understand the concept of time.
Where my cut at?
I said we were almost open.
Mm-hmm.
Kind of like being almost pregnant, right?
We have been killing ourselves
printing money for you seven days a week.
Don't touch that. It's still wet.
It's just a bunch of pretty paper.
You know, you can't just start
selling hot tubs willy-nilly.
The city has rules.
And that's not your problem.
Well, then what is my problem?
It's the school carnival.
Uh, okay. I'll make cookies.
Oh, um...
so we were thinking more, like, mini Khanom Chans.
What's that?
The traditional Thai dessert?
"Chan" means "layer."
- Why? - To go with the fundraising theme.
"One Night in Bangkok."
It'll be so cute with the song playing
while the kids ride rickshaws.
Ooh, we should all wear Chut Thais!
Oh, but we'd have to make 'em, though.
You love to sew, right?
You didn't forget about our little incentive program, right?
No, I did not.
Good.
Just trying to keep you motivated.
They just found 'em, it's all over the news.
Didn't she work with you?
Who?
That girl who disappeared a few weeks ago.
They just found her body.
What?
They think some gang killed her.
I don't get it.
Who dumps bodies in a graveyard?
To hide them on top of other dead people
- is super smart. - Oh, my God.
I would be so livid if there was a dead person...
Beth. Beth, what's wrong?
I can't see.
Oh, my God, Beth.
Been under a lot of stress lately?
Tiny bit.
Her blood pressure's up.
Liver enzymes are elevated. Cortisol level's high.
Your body's telling you to slow down.
Message received.
Join a gym.
It's that bad?
Cut back on coffee, booze...
In the meantime, try to avoid
what's causing you so much anxiety.
We're on it, Doc.
Someone will be in to discharge you.
I got to get my hands on that gun.
- Jesus. - My fingerprints are all over it,
and now there's a bullet.
What did the lady just say?
Yeah, I'll go to that mom boot camp
in the park or whatever.
The one that weirdo was talking about?
Well, I'm not giving up the booze.
Where is our hit man?
His appointment girl called me.
He's on a job in South America.
Well, how about we let that freaky bitch know
that we're gonna put a hit on her hit man
if he doesn't hit our man?
Yeah, why don't you get right on that?
Okay, I'm sorry.
What else makes that gun go away?
If I give him something he really needs.
You're gonna hit baloney town again?
I mean, way to take one for the team.
Not that.
How quickly can we open?
We still need inspections, codes, new signage.
You're overthinking this.
The health department has to give us the all-clear
- on Legionnaire's. - The money has run out.
What does that mean?
It means we have to sell some hot tubs, Dean.
I know. Spas.
What if that can't happen?
Well, then I have to go to him.
Are you serious?
? We're running with the shadows of the night ?
? So, baby, take my hand, it'll be all right ?
? Surrender all your dreams to me tonight ?
? They'll come true in the end ?
? You said, "Oh, girl, it's a cold world ?
? When you keep it all to yourself" ?
? I said, "You can't hide on the inside ?
? All the pain you've ever felt" ?
? Ransom my heart, but, baby, don't look back ?
? 'Cause we got nobody else ?
? We're running with the shadows of the night ?
? So, baby, take my hand, it'll be all right ?
? Surrender all your dreams to me tonight ?
? They'll come true in the end ?
? Sometimes it feels like ?
? It's all moving way too fast ?
? Use every alibi and word to deny ?
? That love ain't meant to last ?
? You can cry, tough baby ?
? It's all right ?
? You can let me down easy, but not tonight ?
? We're running with the shadows of the night ?
? So, baby, take my hand, it'll be all right ?
? Surrender all your dreams to me tonight ?
? They'll come true in the end ?
Feel the burn?
Everywhere. You're kicking my ass.
That's my job.
- Mm. - He out?
One song, two books,
and a dissertation on velociraptors.
You think he talks too much?
Um, have you met the boy?
I mean, like, in general.
Kid's a damn chatterbox.
He doesn't lose stuff, does he?
Well... he lost that blue jacket.
But then he found it.
Yeah, but then he lost the hat.
You think he does that occasionally,
often, or very often?
What are you doing?
There's a prelim form to fill out.
He doesn't need a test, Ruby.
- You heard what she said. - You know what I heard?
That his white teacher can't tell the difference
between an energetic kid and a misbehaving Black boy.
What if it's not just that?
- What else would it be? - Us.
What, like, we gave him ADHD?
We dropped the ball.
I thought that was with Sara.
Could be both of them.
Mm-mm. Ain't nothing wrong with him.
And I don't need some test
to tell me how I'm doing as a father.
Look, installation's free.
I'm gonna send my guys over to your backyard.
They're gonna turn it into paradise.
You're never gonna want to leave!
Welcome to Boland Bubbles,
where we "tropic" like it's hot.
Hi.
If you have any questions, I'd be happy to help.
- Y'all under new management? - Family owned and operated.
Looks different.
Out with the old, in with the new, right?
- New paint! - Yeah!
And lots of new inventory.
- I'm Beth, by the way. - Terry.
Tell me about this bad boy.
Oh, you've got a good eye.
This is our Insignia X5...
35 jets, individual seating.
Comes in bronze, walnut, and sandstone.
Mm.
What kind of voltage does she pull?
Uh... standard outlet?
Just plug and play.
Where's the little girl's room?
Got to tinkle.
Uh, just there on the left.
Great turnout, right? It's crazy!
I'm trying to close an X5.
Nice!
Ooh. Heads up, that was fast.
Well, Terry, you seem to know your way around a spa.
So I would love to introduce you to my husband
and have him walk you through some of the technical features
and see what you think.
I think you're shut down.
I'm sorry?
I'm a building inspector with Wayne County.
You folks got yourself a load of violations.
Painted over your sprinkler heads.
Gonna have to dock you on that.
Got a residential power strip juicing all your units.
Got to dock ya!
Centerline of the toilet in your tinkler
is less than 15 inches from this wall.
That's a two-fer... plumbing and ADA.
So what do I got to do, Dean?
- Dock me? - Mm-hmm.
So that's sprinklers, wiring, construction, plumbing.
- This could take months. - If you're lucky.
Can I get another one of these for my niece?
Yeah, a-at the front.
All right, folks!
That's a wrap on Boland Bubbles.
Don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.
All right, ladies. Now pick up those buns.
No slacking. Let's go.
It's like a friends and family discount.
I didn't know y'all were open.
Oh, we're not.
But, you know, you guys are, like, tastemakers.
I'm telling you...
once you step foot in the hot and steamy Boland,
you will not be able to keep it a secret.
We just put in a new deck.
Well, you know what goes with a new deck.
Lily just started private school.
We can't afford it.
I'm not even supposed to be selling them.
I'll work with you.
Less mouth, more ass.
I have brochures.
You got to breathe!
You want to stop peeing when you sneeze?
You can just pick 'em up and pass 'em out at drop-off.
Tuck your butts!
I'll hook anybody up.
Selling hot tubs in my class?
Sorry.
Do I count as friend and family?
Uh...
yeah, sure.
How low can you go?
I mean pricing.
Oh.
Um...
Lower than my pelvic floor after four kids.
You take Venmo?
I'll take anything.
- Hey. - Hey.
Where's Ben?
Cleaning the house.
Alone? Why?
We need to talk about him.
It's not cool, right?
He told you?
- What do we do? - I don't know.
Nancy thinks we should make him switch schools.
Yeah, I mean, maybe she's right.
Over one party?
Huh?
Didn't the cops call you?
What are you talking about?
Ben threw a rager at our house.
Well, where the hell were you?
We were just at Nancy's parents' cabin.
What did you think we were talking about?
That he has no friends.
He had, like, 100 people at our house.
Who?
Sam, Eddie, Janice, the whole lacrosse team.
I don't know, the usual suspects.
I don't know any of those suspects.
Okay, well, they all had their shoes on in our house,
and Nancy is losing her mind.
He plays lacrosse?
Yeah. How do you not know that?
- How did you know that? - 'Cause I bought him the gear.
Sorry, look, you've been really busy.
That's not why.
W-we just know all the parents
around the neighborhood and stuff.
And lacrosse.
Don't go there.
Already there.
He just knows you wouldn't really be into it.
What? His whole new secret, fancy life?
Well...
he's got a game next weekend if you want to come.
You could meet all the usual suspects.
Can I borrow something from Nancy to wear?
No, your boobs are too big.
We would love for you to take another look at our facility.
You couldn't have possibly fixed everything that fast.
Well, we came up with some creative solutions.
Well, I've been doing this for 19 years,
and, believe me, I've seen it all.
Have you seen this?
Looks the same.
Are you trying to waste my time?
Um, we're... trying...
to make it worth your while.
Yes, uh...
we know how, uh, how tricky wiring can be.
So please just let us know
if there's anything you'd like us to do.
And, obviously,
we can't knock down the whole tinkler.
So we...
got a new toilet.
We haven't installed it yet.
What do you, uh... what do you think?
Did we pass?
Buy you a drink?
I own the place.
Well, why don't you buy me one, then?
Why would I do that?
Boland Bubbles is in business.
That's what he's calling it?
Yeah, I think it's cute.
Yeah. Real panty-dropper.
Yeah, well, it's fully operational.
Your money is being cleaned, laundered, folded,
and pressed as we speak.
Um, a tequila for the chief.
Top shelf.
And, um...
Do you have anything without alcohol or caffeine?
Just bourbon, neat.
Could be more excited.
It ain't always about you, is it?
It's what you wanted!
You know what? I got other stuff on my mind.
I need that gun.
I'm sorry, what?
We're up and running,
I'm making you bank.
Doesn't make sense to hold it over me anymore.
You know what?
You're right.
I am?
Yeah.
I'm not gonna hold it over you anymore.
Thanks.
Cops might, though.
Yeah, see, the lawyer says
I got to go in about that friend of yours.
Apparently they think I had something to do with it,
which is just crazy.
And what are you gonna tell 'em?
I'm not sure I got to say anything.
If you give it to them,
I'm not the only thing that goes away.
Mm-hmm.
Priorities, huh?
I'll take another one.
There's a one-way to St. Petersburg.
Leaves at midnight.
- Florida? - Russia.
Why Russia?
Because they'll give you asylum.
How do you even know he's gonna turn over the gun?
- How do I know he's not? - Exactly.
It's why we got to get your ass on this plane
to Sheremetyevo Airport, now.
She's gonna live in Russia now?
Yeah, I mean, Snowden lived in the terminal.
Her kids?
We'll sneak 'em out one by one.
So it's gonna be one big happy family
living in a terminal.
Snowden did.
- Eating Sbarro's. - Snowden did.
'Cause they have Sbarro's in Russia?
Since 1997.
The point is,
you can't be extradited for murder.
You just need a lawyer.
I was the last person she was seen with.
Okay, a good one.
And I lied to the police.
- A real good one. - And I stole her bird.
Technically, I stole her bird.
Okay, where's her power-walking boyfriend?
He'll back you up.
He's probably still in diapers
since the last time he saw gang friend.
You didn't pull the trigger.
I may as well have.
What are you looking for?
She's making me mental.
Dear Dean,
I've spent the last two years cooking and cleaning.
I've learned I'm excellent at both, and you will be, too...
because I'm going to tell you exactly what to do
and how to do it.
My friends will make the money.
You're gonna buy hot tubs with it, a lot of 'em,
from as many wholesalers as you can, just in case.
Spread it around.
This is where you shine, Dean.
Price doesn't matter. It's all profit.
Now you're gonna sell 'em.
And this is how you hide it.
Inflate the sales price
or the number of the units sold,
ideally both.
It's pretty simple.
I know you can do this.
You can still live the dream.
Nobody needs to know how you got there.
Love, Beth.
? In my night life, I don't think twice ?
? Everything is so nice ?
? Loving the luxury of the night life ?
? Everything is all right ?
? Blinded by the headlights, driving past midnight ?
? Looks like a still life ?
? Give me something cheap ?
? Not enough sleep ?
? Which one do I keep? ?
? You or my night life? ?
Remember when those raccoons tracked the mud
all over the downspout?
I need to tell you something.
Look at this... I have to repaint the entire door.
And it's all over,
everywhere that inspector woman touched!
I have to redo the bathroom, the front area over there.
It's, like, what? Did she change the oil
on her car before she came here?
And Eric, I mean, he's already returned the stuff,
and we're never gonna match the color.
I mean, it's Swiss coffee and pale avocado.
Hey.
What do you want to tell me?
Nothing.
Stopped by the school today.
What for?
Tell little man's principal that if Ms. Jackson
can't take an honest fart joke,
then maybe our son's not the problem.
How'd that go over?
He starts in Ms. V's class on Monday.
Bad people, not bad parents.
What happens when he does the same thing in her class?
Well, she sees kids as kids.
Mm.
- What's this? - Science homework.
- He didn't do it? - Oh, he did it.
Why did he draw a picture of a cactus?
It's not a cactus.
- Meerkat? - Nope.
- Prairie dog? - Penis.
Math.
I'm guessing this is not a number.
And history.
I'm gonna get ahead of this one
and let you know right now,
it's not the Washington Monument.
I was really hoping it was.
Me too.
Uh-uh-uh.
I'll call about the test tomorrow.
- Hey. - Hi.
How was Dad's?
Boring.
- How was the dinner? - Plant-based.
Um, I got homework, so...
Hey. I thought...
maybe next weekend we could, like, go to the movies?
You know, buy one ticket and then sneak into five?
I think I might go to Dad's again.
You were just there.
I know, but I have a school thing.
Oh.
Sick. Can I come?
It's sort of not for parents.
Yeah, no, that's... that's totally cool.
But I'm still totally down for the movie thing.
Hey, Ben?
Happy birthday.
Thanks.
Sure you don't want a fork?
Mm-mm.
Just thought it might be a little more...
efficient for your, uh...
situation.
What do you want?
Do you got kids?
Got a little girl in Cincinnati.
You get to see her at all?
I try to get there for her birthdays.
That sucks.
She's got a good mom. It's better this way.
I need a favor.
You sound like your sister.
She's a really good mom, too.
So?
So it really shouldn't be her prints on that gun.
Dumpling?
- When are you going in? - Soon.
I've been thinking a lot about it.
I'll bet you have.
It's hard to wrap your brain around, actually...
that each of our fingerprints
is totally and completely unique.
Snowflakes too.
And tiger stripes.
Like, why?
Don't know,
but it really works out in my favor.
Does it?
Forgot one.
What's this?
You can keep it.
I've got the original somewhere safe.
Just crazy...
that there's a way to get everyone...
even tigers.
Let me know what the cops say.
Is that booze?
This boy
has worked a penis into almost every one of these.
What did the specialist say?
You're probably gonna want some of this.
- It's that bad? - It's pretty bad.
Like special-school bad?
Mm-hmm.
The real expensive kind.
This says he should be in eighth grade.
Yep.
But he's in second grade.
Yeah.
No.
Boy's a damn genius.
What are we gonna do?
How are we gonna afford that school?
And I went ahead and made some Khao Tom Mud...
banana leaf sticky rice thing, it's delish.
Oh, but the dye still needs to dry in the Chut Thais,
so that'll take a minute.
Yes, I am feeling much better.
I just needed to take control of the situation.
Wait, can... I'm sorry, can I call you back?
You called.
May I?
Uh... yeah.
Let me just grab you a plate.
I lived off of these on Koh Samui.
Where's your furniture?
It was stolen.
By whom?
Your target.
Remember?
Although, by this point, he's gonna die of old age first.
I have other clients.
I am paying you a lot of money.
For you.
From Chile.
I don't support how they're made,
but their little hands are...
so precise.
Move me up on your schedule.
Try them on.
You've done the leg work.
It's harder than I thought.
He is not hard to find.
He's not the problem.
- Well, who is? - You.
Stunning.
All of it.
- What? - You're distracting.
How?
I can't stop thinking about you.
Mmm.
And if I'm honest...
That's why I've been dragging my feet.
Well, what am I supposed to do here?
Have dinner with me.
- When did they get in? - This morning.
- DL Dave, too? - The whole posse.
Is he pissed?
You charged a hot tub
to the United States government.
- How do I look? - Like you're gonna cry.
- Well, I'm not. - Don't.
- I won't. - You haven't cried in three days.
- So? - You're due.
I promise, okay?
They bought the place in cash,
and they're selling 'em, like, way below cost
and the only way that works is if the plan
is to go out of business, so before you send me home,
just, like, please put forensic accounting on it,
'cause, I swear to God, if I'm wrong about this,
I will resign if this isn't the best give I've ever given you.
Just trust me.
What do you think, Dave?
No one is shipping you home.
- Thank you. - Let's get the team on it.
Yes.
- There's a pattern here. - Yes!
His car dealership got busted, too.
Wait, sorry. What?
Put a tail on this guy.
Guy? Wait, wait.
W-why is it the guy?
And, fellas... let's tighten the net.
Last time he got off on a technicality.
Let's get out of here.
? To see you there crying, boy ?
? Brings to mind ?
? All the things I told you ?
? One time ?
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