1 00:00:06,673 --> 00:00:07,966 Jesus Christ! 2 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:09,676 Does it look like I have time to tell you 3 00:00:09,718 --> 00:00:11,845 what happened on Shameless last week? 4 00:00:11,870 --> 00:00:13,874 Yo, back the fuck up! 5 00:00:13,899 --> 00:00:15,941 Back the fuck up, shit for brains! 6 00:00:15,966 --> 00:00:17,452 God! 7 00:00:19,749 --> 00:00:22,023 We treated Mr. Gallagher three weeks ago 8 00:00:22,063 --> 00:00:24,452 and arrived at a diagnosis of alcoholic dementia. 9 00:00:24,733 --> 00:00:26,670 It involves significant impairments 10 00:00:26,695 --> 00:00:29,381 of memory and other cognitive functions. 11 00:00:29,406 --> 00:00:31,077 We are not selling the house! 12 00:00:31,102 --> 00:00:33,550 We are selling the house, all right? 13 00:00:33,575 --> 00:00:35,647 Everybody got that? No more conversations. 14 00:00:35,672 --> 00:00:38,467 No more bullshit... we're selling the fuckin' house. 15 00:00:38,492 --> 00:00:40,540 Gallagher, I have reassigned you 16 00:00:40,565 --> 00:00:41,975 to the eviction unit. 17 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,293 Officer Tipping knows what to do. 18 00:00:44,256 --> 00:00:47,255 - Officer Tipping? - Carl. 19 00:00:48,399 --> 00:00:51,911 I am not moving back to Chicago, okay? Louisville is my home now. 20 00:00:51,936 --> 00:00:54,006 You can't just decide a place is your home. 21 00:00:54,031 --> 00:00:55,639 You may be living here temporarily, 22 00:00:55,664 --> 00:00:57,057 but it won't ever be your home. 23 00:00:57,098 --> 00:00:58,530 Girl, you are so dramatic. 24 00:00:58,555 --> 00:01:01,045 Suckers put money in retirement plans. 25 00:01:01,070 --> 00:01:04,124 Me... I planned the perfect heist. 26 00:01:04,149 --> 00:01:07,692 - What, are you gonna rob a bank? - A bank. Please. 27 00:01:08,256 --> 00:01:10,280 We're gonna rob the Art Institute. 28 00:01:10,305 --> 00:01:12,432 - Is that... - No. 29 00:01:14,052 --> 00:01:15,262 No way. 30 00:01:21,514 --> 00:01:25,660 - Synced and corrected by ChrisKe - -- for www.addic7ed.com -- 31 00:02:30,696 --> 00:02:33,486 Good morning, Chicago. A new dawn breaks 32 00:02:33,511 --> 00:02:35,680 on the citywide hunt for "Nighthawks," 33 00:02:35,705 --> 00:02:38,181 Edward Hopper's most famous painting, 34 00:02:38,253 --> 00:02:40,130 stolen from the Art Institute. 35 00:02:40,407 --> 00:02:43,496 Despite the museum's state-of-the-art security system, 36 00:02:43,538 --> 00:02:45,265 the thief left no trace. 37 00:02:45,290 --> 00:02:47,000 A-are we sure this is the real one? 38 00:02:47,041 --> 00:02:49,157 Be a hell of a coincidence. 39 00:02:49,544 --> 00:02:51,838 I don't get it. Two guys and a girl, 40 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:53,782 like, buying coffee... What's the big deal? 41 00:02:53,807 --> 00:02:55,633 It's supposed to be romantic. 42 00:02:55,675 --> 00:02:57,635 I guess I kind of see it. 43 00:02:57,677 --> 00:02:59,137 What? They look miserable, 44 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:00,698 but at least they're miserable together. 45 00:03:00,722 --> 00:03:01,949 I think it's rudimentary. 46 00:03:01,973 --> 00:03:03,650 Three people at a diner? 47 00:03:03,675 --> 00:03:05,518 Give me some paper. I'll draw it. 48 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:07,312 Yeah, I kind of doubt that, Picasso. 49 00:03:07,353 --> 00:03:09,522 It's just another mediocre artist 50 00:03:09,547 --> 00:03:11,499 who's only famous because he's white. 51 00:03:11,524 --> 00:03:13,259 All right, look, well, we got to get rid of it, right? 52 00:03:13,284 --> 00:03:15,712 I mean, if the cops find it here, we're all doin' time. 53 00:03:15,737 --> 00:03:19,160 - Uh, yo, coffee? - Yeah, top of the washer. 54 00:03:19,185 --> 00:03:21,270 Hi. When are you gonna fix the hot water? 55 00:03:21,283 --> 00:03:22,928 I froze my tits off in the shower this morning. 56 00:03:22,952 --> 00:03:25,120 Got the gas company comin' sometime today. 57 00:03:25,493 --> 00:03:27,373 Hey, or you can get your tools out 58 00:03:27,414 --> 00:03:28,642 - and you can fix it. - No, thanks. 59 00:03:28,666 --> 00:03:30,525 Not helping you sell the house we grew up in. 60 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:34,088 - Jesus Christ, Debs, this again? - Yes, this again. 61 00:03:34,129 --> 00:03:35,589 I was supposed to be working today, 62 00:03:35,631 --> 00:03:37,353 making money to feed my child, 63 00:03:37,378 --> 00:03:39,134 but instead, Franny and I have to go look 64 00:03:39,176 --> 00:03:40,528 for a new place to live, hopefully somewhere 65 00:03:40,552 --> 00:03:41,587 with no lead paint 66 00:03:41,612 --> 00:03:42,907 or mass shootings. 67 00:03:42,932 --> 00:03:44,907 Hey, Debs, you still covering the afternoon shift? 68 00:03:44,932 --> 00:03:46,126 Yeah. 69 00:03:46,775 --> 00:03:48,276 - What shift? - The Alibi. 70 00:03:48,318 --> 00:03:50,779 Kev and V are in Louisville helping V's mom settle in, 71 00:03:50,821 --> 00:03:52,118 so Mick and I are opening. 72 00:03:52,143 --> 00:03:54,074 No, no. No one's going anywhere 73 00:03:54,116 --> 00:03:55,468 until we get rid of this thing, all right? 74 00:03:55,492 --> 00:03:56,827 It's not my problem now, 75 00:03:56,868 --> 00:03:59,908 now that you're the one making decisions. Come on, Franny. 76 00:04:02,032 --> 00:04:03,579 We could burn it. 77 00:04:03,604 --> 00:04:06,128 Burn a piece of art history worth, what, 78 00:04:06,169 --> 00:04:08,095 - millions of dollars? - Wait... millions? 79 00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:11,174 Shit. That's a section 668 federal offense. 80 00:04:11,199 --> 00:04:13,368 That's a major artwork? Ten years, each. 81 00:04:13,853 --> 00:04:15,279 I know a guy who moved some dinosaur bones 82 00:04:15,303 --> 00:04:17,273 that fell off a field museum truck a few years back. 83 00:04:17,298 --> 00:04:18,673 Want me to see if he can find a buyer? 84 00:04:18,698 --> 00:04:20,462 No, there's not a fence in the world that can move this. 85 00:04:20,487 --> 00:04:22,781 I mean, it'd be like tryin' to sell the "Mona Lisa." 86 00:04:23,368 --> 00:04:25,123 Let's just put it in an alley by the Art Institute, 87 00:04:25,147 --> 00:04:26,220 call in a tip. 88 00:04:26,245 --> 00:04:27,972 Frank's prints are gonna be all over it. 89 00:04:28,165 --> 00:04:30,962 I mean, how do you get prints off canvas... carpet cleaner? 90 00:04:30,987 --> 00:04:32,823 Do we even have carpet cleaner? 91 00:04:34,698 --> 00:04:36,491 Holy shit. 92 00:04:37,704 --> 00:04:39,581 Is that the original? 93 00:04:39,793 --> 00:04:41,712 How the hell did it get here? 94 00:04:41,738 --> 00:04:43,156 Good question, Frank. 95 00:04:43,181 --> 00:04:44,532 Did Jelly... 96 00:04:45,333 --> 00:04:46,759 They fucked me. 97 00:04:46,784 --> 00:04:48,665 - You stole it. - It was Tease. 98 00:04:48,690 --> 00:04:51,329 Wasn't it? What'd he say? Why did he bring it here? 99 00:04:51,354 --> 00:04:52,946 Tease is dead. 100 00:04:53,205 --> 00:04:55,368 - What? - You told me yesterday. 101 00:04:55,565 --> 00:04:57,759 Y-you don't remember anything about this, right? 102 00:04:58,680 --> 00:05:00,140 Um... 103 00:05:00,509 --> 00:05:02,923 - Why would he lie? - 'Cause he's Frank. 104 00:05:03,022 --> 00:05:05,900 The doctor said there would be good days and bad. 105 00:05:05,925 --> 00:05:08,095 - What doctor? - Or he's a lying sack of shit 106 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:10,789 who never takes responsibility for any of the crap he does. 107 00:05:10,814 --> 00:05:12,720 You can't talk to me like that. 108 00:05:12,745 --> 00:05:14,860 - I'm still your father. - He can't help it, Ian. 109 00:05:14,885 --> 00:05:17,610 Don't talk about me like I'm not here. 110 00:05:19,244 --> 00:05:20,971 - I know a guy... - What are you doing? 111 00:05:20,995 --> 00:05:22,682 - I know a guy... - Frank, Frank, Frank... 112 00:05:22,706 --> 00:05:24,308 - I know a guy... - Put it down, sit down. 113 00:05:24,332 --> 00:05:26,642 You don't know a guy. 114 00:05:26,667 --> 00:05:29,150 Okay. 115 00:05:29,668 --> 00:05:32,107 - What are we gonna do? - He's gonna say we should 116 00:05:32,132 --> 00:05:33,368 hand it over to the po-po. 117 00:05:33,392 --> 00:05:34,744 Hell, no, they'll kick me off the force 118 00:05:34,768 --> 00:05:35,946 and lock the rest of you up. 119 00:05:35,971 --> 00:05:37,764 Just give me the day. I'll scope things out. 120 00:05:37,789 --> 00:05:39,189 Well, somebody's got to watch Frank. 121 00:05:39,214 --> 00:05:40,894 We can't. We're openin' the Alibi. 122 00:05:40,919 --> 00:05:42,751 - Take him with us. - You can't take him 123 00:05:42,776 --> 00:05:44,306 to the Alibi... he'll tell everybody he stole it. 124 00:05:44,331 --> 00:05:45,922 - Then we're all fucked. - I'm not gonna tell people 125 00:05:45,946 --> 00:05:47,364 I stole it. 126 00:05:47,728 --> 00:05:50,409 Look, we got to keep him close, all right? Liam? 127 00:05:50,467 --> 00:05:52,094 I got an errand. 128 00:05:52,119 --> 00:05:53,954 Yeah, well, I got to deal with the remodel, 129 00:05:53,995 --> 00:05:55,414 I got the gas company guy comin', 130 00:05:55,455 --> 00:05:57,225 and I got to watch Fred... I can't deal with Frank. 131 00:05:57,249 --> 00:05:58,542 Cuff him to the radiator. 132 00:05:58,583 --> 00:06:00,985 - Fuck off. - Gas company guy might think 133 00:06:01,010 --> 00:06:03,054 - that's a little weird, no? - Just lock him 134 00:06:03,079 --> 00:06:04,473 in the basement... It's what he used to do to us. 135 00:06:04,498 --> 00:06:06,603 I mean, he left me there for three days when I was six. 136 00:06:07,824 --> 00:06:10,452 I'll take him. 137 00:06:10,534 --> 00:06:12,911 Frank, you want to run an errand? 138 00:06:13,265 --> 00:06:14,975 What kind of an errand? 139 00:06:15,016 --> 00:06:17,686 Just come on. Don't forget your jacket. 140 00:06:18,988 --> 00:06:20,387 We got to go too, Red. 141 00:06:20,412 --> 00:06:22,858 Catch you later. 142 00:06:22,899 --> 00:06:25,621 Sorry. Keep it safe till tonight. 143 00:06:28,146 --> 00:06:30,481 Great. Thank you! 144 00:06:35,394 --> 00:06:37,639 Hey. You know that? 145 00:06:37,664 --> 00:06:40,709 I think that I'll have my morning coffee 146 00:06:40,750 --> 00:06:43,207 right there, al fresco. 147 00:06:43,462 --> 00:06:46,923 And then my afternoon bourbon in the backyard, 148 00:06:46,948 --> 00:06:48,371 also al fresco. 149 00:06:48,396 --> 00:06:50,198 Oh, you know, maybe I'll get one of those, 150 00:06:50,260 --> 00:06:52,902 um, firepits that Bear's been goin' on about. 151 00:06:52,927 --> 00:06:54,907 Aunty Bev and cousin Constance comin' today? 152 00:06:55,168 --> 00:06:56,600 Mm-hmm. 153 00:06:56,641 --> 00:06:59,769 And Sherm and your Uncle Tyler and cousin Keisha. 154 00:06:59,811 --> 00:07:01,038 - Oh. - I didn't know you had 155 00:07:01,062 --> 00:07:03,121 - so much family out here. - Yeah, Bev was the first 156 00:07:03,146 --> 00:07:05,887 one of us to move to Louisville, then everybody else just followed. 157 00:07:05,912 --> 00:07:08,113 You know what? You guys should move down here. 158 00:07:08,138 --> 00:07:10,348 It's like the great migration, but in reverse. 159 00:07:10,373 --> 00:07:12,876 I mean, everybody's movin' back below the Mason-Dixon Line. 160 00:07:12,980 --> 00:07:16,692 It's cheaper and cleaner, and no gang warfare. 161 00:07:16,734 --> 00:07:18,486 - Mom... - V, look, 162 00:07:18,527 --> 00:07:20,238 there's a two-bedroom town house 163 00:07:20,271 --> 00:07:21,731 on the other side of that cul-de-sac. 164 00:07:21,781 --> 00:07:23,144 It's still available. 165 00:07:23,169 --> 00:07:26,035 And they have great public schools nearby for the girls. 166 00:07:26,077 --> 00:07:27,828 - We are not moving here, Mom. - Why? 167 00:07:27,870 --> 00:07:29,830 You got somethin' against clean air? 168 00:07:29,872 --> 00:07:31,582 Huh? Or bein' around family 169 00:07:31,624 --> 00:07:33,316 or that green-ass lawn? 170 00:07:33,341 --> 00:07:35,385 I guess that's terrible, too, huh? 171 00:07:36,285 --> 00:07:37,688 The lawn is nice. 172 00:07:37,713 --> 00:07:40,383 But it's just, i-it's the South. 173 00:07:40,424 --> 00:07:43,177 You know what? I just had a thought. 174 00:07:43,219 --> 00:07:46,389 I should get a hammock for the backyard. 175 00:07:46,430 --> 00:07:47,866 - What do you think? - Well, let us get it for you 176 00:07:47,890 --> 00:07:49,225 as a housewarming gift. 177 00:07:49,267 --> 00:07:51,394 Oh, no, you guys don't have to do that. 178 00:07:51,435 --> 00:07:53,988 Just having you here is present enough. 179 00:07:54,013 --> 00:07:55,606 Every home needs a housewarming gift. 180 00:07:55,648 --> 00:07:56,899 Please, let us. 181 00:07:56,941 --> 00:07:59,026 "Let us," which means me. 182 00:07:59,363 --> 00:08:00,987 Okay. I can pick one up on the way 183 00:08:01,028 --> 00:08:02,947 to the Louisville Slugger bat factory today. 184 00:08:02,989 --> 00:08:05,449 Hey, is there a Waffle House around here somewhere? 185 00:08:05,491 --> 00:08:07,743 - Waffle House? - We don't have one in Chicago, 186 00:08:07,785 --> 00:08:09,495 and I love those pecan waffles. 187 00:08:09,537 --> 00:08:10,830 Kevin, do not fill up on waffles. 188 00:08:10,871 --> 00:08:12,957 We're havin' a barbecue this afternoon. 189 00:08:13,988 --> 00:08:15,838 - But I'm hungry. - You'll live. 190 00:08:15,863 --> 00:08:17,795 - The Louisville what tour? - Bat factory. 191 00:08:17,837 --> 00:08:19,262 I've always wanted to go. 192 00:08:19,287 --> 00:08:21,268 I might even get a bat with my name on it. 193 00:08:21,293 --> 00:08:23,211 With your name? A bat? 194 00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:25,881 - All the major leaguers do it. - You don't even like baseball. 195 00:08:25,922 --> 00:08:27,591 I love baseball! 196 00:08:27,632 --> 00:08:29,301 ? Take me out ? 197 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:30,486 - ? To the ballgame... ? - Since you're going anyway, 198 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:32,387 would you mind, uh, 199 00:08:32,429 --> 00:08:34,723 picking up a few other things for me? 200 00:08:35,168 --> 00:08:36,808 Yeah. I can pick up a couple things. 201 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:38,584 Now, you gonna need to take the U-Haul. 202 00:08:38,609 --> 00:08:40,403 The list is pretty long. 203 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:44,399 - Happy to help. - Thank you. 204 00:08:44,441 --> 00:08:46,818 - This is so great! - Sorry. 205 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:48,337 I'm surprised the captain didn't assign us 206 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:49,488 the "Nighthawks." 207 00:08:49,513 --> 00:08:51,823 Half the force is out lookin' for that painting. 208 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:53,450 - Ever seen it? - No. 209 00:08:53,492 --> 00:08:55,577 - Not that I can remember. - I did once. 210 00:08:55,602 --> 00:08:57,103 Field trip in the seventh grade. 211 00:08:57,387 --> 00:08:59,289 Who do you think did it? The Russians? 212 00:08:59,331 --> 00:09:01,750 So they can hang it in Putin's secret billion-dollar palace 213 00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:03,793 - just to screw with us? - The Russians? 214 00:09:03,835 --> 00:09:06,254 A heist like that takes finesse, planning. 215 00:09:06,296 --> 00:09:08,340 Russians are great at that sneaky stuff... 216 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:11,144 Stealing nuclear secrets, elections. 217 00:09:11,169 --> 00:09:13,404 Probably just some old man who wandered into the museum, 218 00:09:13,428 --> 00:09:15,138 saw something he liked, and took it. 219 00:09:15,163 --> 00:09:16,949 An old man? I doubt it. 220 00:09:17,474 --> 00:09:20,227 Well, what would the punishment be for someone like that 221 00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:21,728 if they turn themselves in? 222 00:09:22,097 --> 00:09:24,689 Is the old man white and rich or Black or poor? 223 00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:26,566 If he's rich, he'll buy himself a fancy lawyer 224 00:09:26,608 --> 00:09:27,957 and get off with time served. 225 00:09:27,982 --> 00:09:30,695 If he's poor, accidentally shot during the arrest. 226 00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:32,948 Poor people always get screwed. 227 00:09:32,989 --> 00:09:34,783 Can I ask you something? 228 00:09:34,824 --> 00:09:36,941 - What? - Did you steal that painting? 229 00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:39,206 Well, apparently. 230 00:09:39,902 --> 00:09:42,207 There's security cameras, alarms, guards. 231 00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:44,000 How did you do it? 232 00:09:45,316 --> 00:09:47,837 According to the news, they don't know who took it 233 00:09:47,879 --> 00:09:49,506 or how or when. 234 00:09:49,548 --> 00:09:51,049 Ha! 235 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:53,593 Iko, baby. 236 00:10:01,183 --> 00:10:02,410 Dad? 237 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:04,605 No, that's you. 238 00:10:05,962 --> 00:10:07,339 Oh, God. 239 00:10:09,226 --> 00:10:11,066 When did I get so old? 240 00:10:12,168 --> 00:10:14,535 - Where are we going? - Give me your arm. 241 00:10:15,441 --> 00:10:18,555 I'm writing Lip's number down in case we get separated. 242 00:10:18,855 --> 00:10:20,954 I need your help with this kid Wen Chung, 243 00:10:20,996 --> 00:10:23,463 see if I can get him to fail his math test on Monday. 244 00:10:23,488 --> 00:10:24,583 Why? 245 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,621 The STEM charter middle school I want to go to 246 00:10:26,646 --> 00:10:29,816 automatically accepts the first kids in each class. 247 00:10:29,888 --> 00:10:32,807 Everyone else has to compete for the few remaining spots. 248 00:10:32,832 --> 00:10:34,355 I'm number two. 249 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:38,691 What's your leverage? 250 00:10:38,716 --> 00:10:40,640 Thinkin' I'll play the Black card. 251 00:10:40,665 --> 00:10:42,151 Then the poor card. 252 00:10:42,176 --> 00:10:44,387 Then maybe even the dead-mom card. 253 00:10:44,620 --> 00:10:46,580 You could tell him you're gay, too. 254 00:10:46,605 --> 00:10:48,815 Ooh. That's a good idea. 255 00:10:48,857 --> 00:10:50,465 The gay card's always a winner. 256 00:10:50,830 --> 00:10:52,581 Whatever it takes. 257 00:10:52,606 --> 00:10:55,734 But you can't let China steal your future. 258 00:10:55,759 --> 00:10:58,258 This is still America, right? 259 00:10:58,283 --> 00:10:59,534 Are you asking? 260 00:10:59,762 --> 00:11:02,120 Greatest country on Earth. 261 00:11:02,566 --> 00:11:03,872 Right. 262 00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:06,260 No little Chinese communist bastard 263 00:11:06,285 --> 00:11:08,418 can ever take that away from you, 264 00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:11,129 no matter how many COVID flus they send our way, 265 00:11:11,154 --> 00:11:12,864 try to kill us. 266 00:11:18,637 --> 00:11:19,929 Hey, hey. 267 00:11:19,971 --> 00:11:21,640 Ho-ho. 268 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,308 Holy shit. 269 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:25,018 - Yeah. - What, a tornado 270 00:11:25,043 --> 00:11:26,662 - blow through here? - No, I was up half the night 271 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:27,937 tearin' shit out. 272 00:11:27,979 --> 00:11:29,123 Hi, buddy. 273 00:11:29,147 --> 00:11:30,482 Hey. 274 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:32,108 - You, uh, you want coffee? - Yes. 275 00:11:32,133 --> 00:11:34,636 - Yeah? - Yes, thanks. 276 00:11:39,769 --> 00:11:41,326 - Oh... - There you go. 277 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:42,926 Thank you. 278 00:11:43,662 --> 00:11:47,105 So how much longer is, uh, this gonna take? 279 00:11:47,130 --> 00:11:49,477 Well, I should be done with the kitchen in a couple days, 280 00:11:49,501 --> 00:11:51,207 then we can put it on the market. 281 00:11:51,232 --> 00:11:54,004 Good, 'cause I have to get out of my dad's place. 282 00:11:54,029 --> 00:11:56,524 Cory's latest breakup is ugly. 283 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:59,410 - Oh, yeah? - She was on the phone yelling at him 284 00:11:59,435 --> 00:12:01,551 for three hours last night. 285 00:12:04,135 --> 00:12:05,845 Hmm. 286 00:12:07,453 --> 00:12:09,289 Hey, you wanted us to move into your dad's. 287 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:10,980 You still wish I'd said yes? 288 00:12:11,005 --> 00:12:13,966 Okay, don't be a smug asshole. 289 00:12:14,634 --> 00:12:16,861 Did you call about those mechanic applications? 290 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:20,615 - Uh, I got to follow up. - Today? 291 00:12:20,908 --> 00:12:23,702 Look, none a the jobs I applied for 292 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,203 are gonna pay anything close 293 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:26,972 to what we make if we sell the house, all right? 294 00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:28,289 It's a better use a my time. 295 00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:30,572 Well, how about do both? 296 00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:33,503 You know, you could follow up on the applications 297 00:12:33,545 --> 00:12:35,626 and finish the house, huh? 298 00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:38,049 Yeah, okay. 299 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,533 Okay. 300 00:12:40,275 --> 00:12:42,887 - Good. - Mwah. 301 00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:44,222 Uh, I've got a couple more boxes 302 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:45,557 to load up over at Milton's. 303 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:46,742 I'll meet you over there later to finish? 304 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:47,952 - Yeah, yeah, sounds good. - All right. 305 00:12:47,976 --> 00:12:49,673 - See you. - Bye. 306 00:12:57,235 --> 00:13:01,220 What do you say we stash this underground, huh? 307 00:13:02,036 --> 00:13:04,038 Yeah, I think so, too. 308 00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:10,431 One part vodka... 309 00:13:10,813 --> 00:13:12,857 two parts orange juice. 310 00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:14,595 Where's the OJ? 311 00:13:14,620 --> 00:13:17,056 I don't get why people like fancy drinks. 312 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:19,132 Why would I pay more to get drunk slower? 313 00:13:19,157 --> 00:13:20,950 I really should pay Teddy a visit. 314 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:23,428 - Who? - Dinosaur bone guy. 315 00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,072 I mean, I know Lip doesn't think we can sell 316 00:13:25,096 --> 00:13:27,056 the thing Frank got, but he doesn't know Teddy. 317 00:13:27,098 --> 00:13:29,100 We can make, like, a mil, give or take. 318 00:13:29,361 --> 00:13:31,019 Buy some land down on the Gulf of Mexico, 319 00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:32,604 live like fuckin' kings... Come on. 320 00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:33,873 We'll get money from sellin' the house. 321 00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:35,607 How much we gonna get from that? 322 00:13:35,632 --> 00:13:37,259 $20, $25? 323 00:13:37,603 --> 00:13:39,778 If I had that kind of money, 324 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,613 I'd buy a boat, load it up with Jaeger, 325 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,782 take it out on the lake, and see you fuckers never. 326 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,909 Oh, I'd get a waterbed. I've always wanted one. 327 00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:47,619 They're great for your back. 328 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,119 We need to expand the business, 329 00:13:49,144 --> 00:13:51,623 get another ambulance, hire a couple guys. 330 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:54,292 Yeah, right, we need some AKs, couple ARs, bazooka. 331 00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:56,085 Why do you need a bazooka? 332 00:13:56,110 --> 00:13:58,237 'Cause it's fun to blow shit up, Kermit. 333 00:14:00,376 --> 00:14:02,091 We need to get an apartment first, 334 00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:03,843 see how much money we have left after rent. 335 00:14:03,885 --> 00:14:05,094 All right, how much is rent? 336 00:14:05,136 --> 00:14:07,283 Don't know. Let's see. 337 00:14:07,454 --> 00:14:09,400 It's got to be a ground-floor apartment. 338 00:14:09,425 --> 00:14:11,712 I don't want to walk up and down stairs with my bazooka. 339 00:14:13,436 --> 00:14:17,273 Lunch special. 340 00:14:17,315 --> 00:14:19,442 Opening day under new ownership. 341 00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:21,778 Lunch special. 342 00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:23,154 Lunch special. 343 00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:25,114 What the hell's a Dutch oven? 344 00:14:25,461 --> 00:14:27,353 - Lunch special. - Oh, thanks. 345 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:31,329 Fully loaded burger for two ninety-nine? 346 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,845 New price. Opening day under new ownership. 347 00:14:34,306 --> 00:14:36,204 Wow. I got to hit the Slugger factory, 348 00:14:36,229 --> 00:14:38,127 but what the hell, a man's got to eat, right? 349 00:14:38,169 --> 00:14:40,462 Yeah. 350 00:14:41,139 --> 00:14:42,720 You all right in there, dude? 351 00:14:46,415 --> 00:14:48,179 This thing weighs a ton. 352 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,348 - Where you from? - South Side, Chicago. 353 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:51,861 Down here visiting my mother-in-law. 354 00:14:51,886 --> 00:14:54,686 Ah. How you like it so far? 355 00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:58,400 I don't know. It's kind of weird. It's like two cities, you know? 356 00:14:58,853 --> 00:15:01,750 The only thing I see in this part a town are old white women with big hair 357 00:15:01,775 --> 00:15:03,625 and Christians with cross tattoos. 358 00:15:03,667 --> 00:15:05,839 I know what you mean. I think they only hired me 359 00:15:05,864 --> 00:15:07,525 'cause I'm brown enough to be part of the patty. 360 00:15:07,550 --> 00:15:09,677 That's fuckin' racist! 361 00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:11,681 Or is it? I mean... 362 00:15:12,178 --> 00:15:14,097 I mean, well, you did get the job, 363 00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:16,291 so maybe it's... I don't know... 364 00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:18,293 Good racism? 365 00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:23,798 - It's right over there. - Right, cool. 366 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,383 Thanks, man. 367 00:15:33,986 --> 00:15:35,685 Hello! 368 00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:37,486 We're here for the open house? 369 00:15:38,900 --> 00:15:42,376 Okay. You ready to see the apartment, Franny? 370 00:15:42,401 --> 00:15:43,806 This could be our new home. 371 00:15:43,831 --> 00:15:45,708 Can Uncle Ian live with us? 372 00:15:45,962 --> 00:15:47,547 I like him the best. 373 00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:50,273 Ha. Me too. But, no, Franny. 374 00:15:50,298 --> 00:15:51,910 This is just for you and I. 375 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:54,306 We'll do our hair, 376 00:15:54,331 --> 00:15:56,375 and we'll paint our nails, and... 377 00:15:56,576 --> 00:15:58,286 we could make pancakes. 378 00:15:58,413 --> 00:16:01,561 Then, uh, pffft, uh, we'll... 379 00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:04,380 Play liquor store robbery with Uncle Mickey? 380 00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:10,134 Is this my room, Mommy? 381 00:16:11,488 --> 00:16:13,114 Oh, no, Fran. 382 00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:15,558 We'll use that as like a-a guestroom or something. 383 00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:17,463 You and I will share the other bedroom together. 384 00:16:41,922 --> 00:16:44,591 All right, Fran. Time to go. 385 00:16:55,947 --> 00:16:57,266 He's not home. 386 00:16:57,308 --> 00:16:59,040 His mom says he's either at chess club 387 00:16:59,065 --> 00:17:00,775 or on his way to music class. 388 00:17:01,072 --> 00:17:03,270 - Who? - Wen. 389 00:17:03,342 --> 00:17:05,033 Roll up your sleeve. 390 00:17:06,283 --> 00:17:10,989 Oh, uh... the kid who stole your girlfriend. 391 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,740 My spot at STEM school. 392 00:17:13,165 --> 00:17:15,853 I was doing better than him during Zoom classes, 393 00:17:15,878 --> 00:17:18,631 but the teachers decided to give everyone A's for hardship. 394 00:17:19,415 --> 00:17:21,099 All that hard work for nothing. 395 00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:22,643 Well, exactly. That's what I've been 396 00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:24,329 trying to teach you your whole life. 397 00:17:25,048 --> 00:17:26,796 Hard work is a waste a time. 398 00:17:27,103 --> 00:17:29,007 What does Wen Chung know about hardship? 399 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,591 He plays the bassoon. 400 00:17:30,633 --> 00:17:32,719 Asians are always stealing opportunities 401 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:34,846 away from African Americans. 402 00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:37,015 Don't you think that's kind of racist? 403 00:17:37,103 --> 00:17:39,509 Wen just happens to be a Asian dude who's smart. 404 00:17:39,954 --> 00:17:43,146 Did you ever meet a Black software engineer? 405 00:17:43,171 --> 00:17:44,631 Huh? 406 00:17:44,656 --> 00:17:47,208 No. Asians? Dime a dozen. 407 00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:50,587 The communists have a monopoly on Affirmative Action. 408 00:17:50,612 --> 00:17:52,736 You got to fight the power. 409 00:17:54,236 --> 00:17:56,993 I think our best chance 410 00:17:57,035 --> 00:18:00,689 is gonna be a classic kidnap/intimidate maneuver. 411 00:18:00,714 --> 00:18:02,874 - What's that? - That's a surefire way 412 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:05,418 of gettin' what you want without spilling blood, 413 00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:07,503 assuming you don't want to spill blood. 414 00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:09,297 I just want to talk, negotiate. 415 00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:10,704 Nah, screw that. 416 00:18:10,729 --> 00:18:12,967 You want results, you're gonna have to work him. 417 00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:14,681 Ah, here we go. 418 00:18:15,178 --> 00:18:17,555 - Come on. - What are you doing? 419 00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:21,017 It's hard to pull off a kidnapping scheme without a van. 420 00:18:21,059 --> 00:18:22,560 Come on, get in. 421 00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:28,232 All right, ladies. 422 00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:31,486 - Thanks, Mama. - Thank you, Aunty. 423 00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:33,029 Here you go, sweet pea. Bev? 424 00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:34,572 Ooh, just water for me. 425 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,508 That liquor does not mix well with my amoxicillin. 426 00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:37,992 Oh, Mama! 427 00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:40,078 - Shh! - I know you not tryin' 428 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,871 to tell me to stay quiet. 429 00:18:41,913 --> 00:18:43,873 I have nothin' to be embarrassed about. 430 00:18:43,915 --> 00:18:45,392 - Okay. - I had a little fun 431 00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:47,251 with a nice young man and got chlamydia. 432 00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,003 Or maybe it was 433 00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:50,939 a lovely older gentleman... I don't know who gave it to me. 434 00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:52,986 - Okay. - Oh, my God, my ears, they on fire. 435 00:18:53,361 --> 00:18:55,079 There comes a time 436 00:18:55,104 --> 00:18:56,665 in every woman's life 437 00:18:56,690 --> 00:18:59,514 when she stops carin' about what other people think 438 00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:02,350 and starts focusing on what makes her happy. 439 00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:04,435 And I'd say that's about age... 440 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,187 - 60. - 60. Mm-hmm. 441 00:19:06,229 --> 00:19:08,064 Or when your husband dies. 442 00:19:08,106 --> 00:19:10,353 - Or after your first divorce. - Oh, well, in that case, 443 00:19:10,378 --> 00:19:12,652 the ink on my papers are almost dry, so I cannot 444 00:19:12,677 --> 00:19:15,430 - wait for that moment. - I'll drink to that. 445 00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:17,248 Cousin, what's up 446 00:19:17,273 --> 00:19:18,441 with you and Kev? 447 00:19:18,466 --> 00:19:20,284 Girl, I don't know how you do it. 448 00:19:20,309 --> 00:19:22,019 I gave up white boys decades ago. 449 00:19:22,044 --> 00:19:23,837 Oh, my baby used to that. 450 00:19:23,862 --> 00:19:25,969 She only got white friends in Chicago. 451 00:19:25,994 --> 00:19:30,033 That is not true! I-I-I have Black friends. 452 00:19:30,415 --> 00:19:31,587 Who? 453 00:19:31,629 --> 00:19:34,132 There aren't many Black folks on the South Side anymore. 454 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,508 They all movin' away, 455 00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:37,510 bein' pushed out by gentrifyin' white folks. 456 00:19:37,552 --> 00:19:39,929 Mm, yeah. Same thing happened in Harlem. 457 00:19:39,971 --> 00:19:41,531 - Pittsburgh, too. - Mm-hmm. 458 00:19:41,556 --> 00:19:43,724 How do you think we all ended up back down here? 459 00:19:43,766 --> 00:19:45,852 Just move down, V. Be with your own people. 460 00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:47,246 Well, I'm trying to get Black folks 461 00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:50,314 - to move back to the South Side. - Not gonna happen. 462 00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:52,817 White folks move in, they take over. 463 00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:55,653 They are an invasive species, like kudzu. 464 00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,172 Kudzu. 465 00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,736 Listen, you need to get out before them little twins 466 00:19:59,761 --> 00:20:01,888 bring home white boyfriends named, uh, 467 00:20:01,913 --> 00:20:03,707 Mason or Dash. 468 00:20:03,732 --> 00:20:05,329 Sis, you right. 469 00:20:05,354 --> 00:20:08,082 Well, plus, your Aunt Bev swears by the dick down here. 470 00:20:08,673 --> 00:20:10,418 You know, in case you want to get a whole jump 471 00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:12,128 on that "makin' yourself happy" thing. 472 00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:14,297 Bev, you got to hook a sister up, girl. 473 00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:15,607 Hello? 474 00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:17,675 Yeah, this is, uh, Phillip Gallagher. 475 00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,302 I was, uh, callin' 'cause I applied 476 00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:21,345 for the mechanic job last week. 477 00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:23,806 Uh, I was wanting to see if the job has been filled, and I... 478 00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:25,595 Position's been filled. 479 00:20:26,491 --> 00:20:28,345 Oh. Uh... 480 00:20:28,603 --> 00:20:30,563 All right, well, thanks. Bye. 481 00:20:30,605 --> 00:20:32,283 Yep. Bye. 482 00:20:32,933 --> 00:20:35,393 What is that? Number three? 483 00:20:35,630 --> 00:20:37,966 That's a great use of our time, huh, bud? 484 00:20:41,086 --> 00:20:42,717 Bubba's Kawasaki. 485 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:45,369 Yeah, hi, this is, uh, Phillip Gallagher. 486 00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:47,538 I applied for the mechanic job. 487 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,725 I was just, uh... I was wondering if you hired someone. 488 00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,876 We did, but I might have another opening. 489 00:20:51,901 --> 00:20:54,244 One a my guys peed hot, blew his parole. 490 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:58,317 - Oh, really? - Yeah, what's your name? Gallagher? 491 00:20:58,341 --> 00:20:59,978 Yeah. Phillip Gallagher. 492 00:21:02,861 --> 00:21:05,223 Gallagher. Yeah, you worked at BornFree? 493 00:21:05,248 --> 00:21:07,000 Heard they got sold. 494 00:21:07,025 --> 00:21:08,910 Uh, yeah, yeah, you know, they, uh... 495 00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:10,519 They let most a the guys go. 496 00:21:10,561 --> 00:21:12,063 I think they're using the space now. 497 00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:14,482 They're rentin' it out to a CrossFit or somethin'. 498 00:21:14,523 --> 00:21:16,001 Hey, man, thanks for comin'. 499 00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:17,169 Yeah... 500 00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:18,903 They take over everywhere they go. 501 00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:20,672 Checked the meter. It looks good. 502 00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:22,744 Know where that furnace is at? 503 00:21:22,769 --> 00:21:24,854 Yeah, yeah, it's just, um... 504 00:21:24,879 --> 00:21:26,797 just down in the basement right over there. 505 00:21:26,822 --> 00:21:29,199 Yeah, yeah. 506 00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:32,765 All right, yeah, the gig's 40 hours a week. 15 an hour. 507 00:21:32,790 --> 00:21:34,377 I could start you on the 6:00 a.m. shift. 508 00:21:34,418 --> 00:21:36,379 15 an hour, huh? 509 00:21:36,719 --> 00:21:40,765 - There, uh, benefits, or... - No benefits, but every couple weeks 510 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,869 - we do a pizza night for the guys. - Oh, that's, uh... 511 00:21:45,197 --> 00:21:48,033 Shit, you know what? Uh, can I put you on hold? 512 00:21:59,130 --> 00:22:01,049 That's a pretty good copy, man. 513 00:22:01,074 --> 00:22:03,631 You hear somebody stole the original out the museum? 514 00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:06,200 - No way. - Yeah, craziest story. 515 00:22:06,673 --> 00:22:08,286 Well, my grandma loved this painting. 516 00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:10,705 She had this, uh, copy up in her bedroom till she died. 517 00:22:11,517 --> 00:22:13,958 I never liked it that much. 518 00:22:14,165 --> 00:22:15,751 Want to sell it? 519 00:22:16,236 --> 00:22:17,712 My mom would love it. 520 00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:19,337 Birthday's comin' up. 521 00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:23,801 Ah, yeah, I don't... I don't know, um... 522 00:22:23,826 --> 00:22:25,703 Give you a hundred. 523 00:22:28,822 --> 00:22:31,100 Nah, I shouldn't, you know? Sentimental value. 524 00:22:31,142 --> 00:22:33,290 - Mm. - Dead granny, yeah. 525 00:22:33,315 --> 00:22:34,729 Where's that furnace? 526 00:22:34,770 --> 00:22:36,704 - Just back there. - Okay. 527 00:22:38,650 --> 00:22:40,335 Hey, let me know if you need anything. 528 00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:41,962 Okay. 529 00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:07,112 You've reached Bubba's Kawasaki, 530 00:23:07,136 --> 00:23:08,790 best bike shop west of the lake. 531 00:23:08,815 --> 00:23:10,806 We're in Maywood off the 171. 532 00:23:10,848 --> 00:23:12,367 Leave a message, and we'll get back to you. 533 00:23:31,089 --> 00:23:33,889 Hey, what about this one? Close to freeway, so quick escape. 534 00:23:33,913 --> 00:23:36,558 It's got a big backyard. We could get a couple pit bulls in there. 535 00:23:36,582 --> 00:23:38,376 And a basement to store guns and stuff. 536 00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:39,960 Is it a home or a safe house? 537 00:23:40,002 --> 00:23:42,046 Same shit. Hey. 538 00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:43,714 Hey, ten bucks. 539 00:23:43,756 --> 00:23:45,549 Since when? 540 00:23:45,591 --> 00:23:47,051 Since Kev and V put us in charge. 541 00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:48,737 You want to keep bitchin' about it, it's gonna be 15. 542 00:23:48,761 --> 00:23:50,721 Well, how about this one? It's got a heated pool, 543 00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:53,849 gym, garden... I always wanted to grow tomatoes. 544 00:23:54,183 --> 00:23:56,102 That's the gayest shit I ever heard. 545 00:23:56,143 --> 00:23:57,770 Hey, a pool would be dope, though. 546 00:23:57,812 --> 00:24:00,147 I'd love an underwater blowie. How much? 547 00:24:00,189 --> 00:24:01,524 900 bucks. 548 00:24:01,565 --> 00:24:03,128 It's cheap. 549 00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:06,754 Maybe it's a scam? 550 00:24:07,175 --> 00:24:08,781 You know, a lot of those luxury condos 551 00:24:08,823 --> 00:24:10,972 that went up before the pandemic are empty. 552 00:24:10,997 --> 00:24:12,749 It's a good time to rent. 553 00:24:13,469 --> 00:24:15,596 Ah, this won't work. It's on the West Side. 554 00:24:15,621 --> 00:24:17,120 Let me see it. 555 00:24:17,581 --> 00:24:19,417 See? Other side of the river? 556 00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:21,502 - Oh, fuck. - Too good to be true, I guess. 557 00:24:21,544 --> 00:24:23,045 Do tomatoes grow on a bush? 558 00:24:23,087 --> 00:24:24,713 On a vine. 559 00:24:24,755 --> 00:24:26,555 Then a bunch of tomatoes are a vineyard, then. 560 00:24:26,590 --> 00:24:28,759 Fuckin'... hey, we should go check this out anyway. 561 00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:30,594 I don't want to move to the West Side. 562 00:24:30,636 --> 00:24:32,012 No, me neither. I just want to see 563 00:24:32,054 --> 00:24:33,573 what a West Side heated pool looks like. 564 00:24:33,597 --> 00:24:35,117 I understand, lady. 565 00:24:35,141 --> 00:24:36,892 Calm down, please. 566 00:24:36,934 --> 00:24:39,770 Solution, not eviction. 567 00:24:39,812 --> 00:24:42,356 - Solution, not eviction. - Let's get the non-lethals. 568 00:24:42,398 --> 00:24:43,607 We might have to beanbag 569 00:24:43,649 --> 00:24:45,359 some of these bitches to hold 'em back. 570 00:24:45,401 --> 00:24:46,711 Ladies, we're handling it. 571 00:24:48,571 --> 00:24:50,281 It's just a bunch of old ladies. 572 00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:51,824 They may look peaceful now, 573 00:24:51,866 --> 00:24:54,073 but they're one protest song and a presidential dog whistle 574 00:24:54,098 --> 00:24:55,828 away from turning into a deadly mob. 575 00:24:55,870 --> 00:24:57,371 - I really don't think that... - Good. 576 00:24:57,413 --> 00:25:00,708 Don't think. Our personal safety is my primary concern. 577 00:25:00,749 --> 00:25:02,710 I don't want to, but if it comes down 578 00:25:02,751 --> 00:25:04,331 to a choice between my noggin 579 00:25:04,356 --> 00:25:06,648 and some old Antifa lady's blue-haired brain bucket, 580 00:25:06,672 --> 00:25:08,612 I'm bustin' heads. 581 00:25:09,917 --> 00:25:11,927 It's hats and bats time, Carl. 582 00:25:11,969 --> 00:25:13,888 Solution, not eviction! 583 00:25:13,929 --> 00:25:17,766 Back up, ladies. This is an unlawful assembly. 584 00:25:17,808 --> 00:25:20,136 You wouldn't be the first nuns I put in handcuffs. 585 00:25:21,081 --> 00:25:23,105 Apologies for that wait. 586 00:25:23,147 --> 00:25:24,416 Our bartender came down with something 587 00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:25,608 and had to go home. 588 00:25:25,649 --> 00:25:27,485 We been rotatin' servers behind the bar, 589 00:25:27,526 --> 00:25:29,111 and they're way behind. 590 00:25:29,153 --> 00:25:30,738 Oh, heck. 591 00:25:30,779 --> 00:25:32,990 Doreen's knockin' back more than she's servin'. 592 00:25:33,032 --> 00:25:36,677 Gonna have to put her back on the floor, take over. 593 00:25:36,702 --> 00:25:38,412 Day like this, she could walk away 594 00:25:38,454 --> 00:25:39,955 with 200 bucks cash in tips 595 00:25:39,997 --> 00:25:43,250 - just workin' lunch. - Um... 200? 596 00:25:43,292 --> 00:25:44,752 Mm. 597 00:25:48,886 --> 00:25:51,175 I could jump back there for a bit if you need. 598 00:25:51,217 --> 00:25:53,003 I got years of experience bartending. 599 00:25:53,028 --> 00:25:55,614 - I own my own bar in Chicago. - Oh, man, that'd be terrific. 600 00:25:55,638 --> 00:25:57,431 So I get to keep the tips, right? 601 00:25:57,473 --> 00:25:58,766 Oh, yeah, yeah, come on. 602 00:26:04,461 --> 00:26:07,401 Mm. They're all so empty. 603 00:26:07,599 --> 00:26:11,237 At our new house, can we have White Castle all the time? 604 00:26:11,278 --> 00:26:13,136 Sure, Franny. We'll see. 605 00:26:14,697 --> 00:26:17,533 Be careful. It's the last toy you've got. 606 00:26:19,016 --> 00:26:20,768 Can I go play? 607 00:26:21,020 --> 00:26:22,769 Sure. 608 00:26:29,340 --> 00:26:32,176 Got to bring it everywhere. 609 00:26:32,383 --> 00:26:34,510 His Captain America got stolen at the shelter. 610 00:26:34,981 --> 00:26:36,899 Still cries about it. 611 00:26:38,542 --> 00:26:41,730 - How'd you two end up here? - On the streets? 612 00:26:41,945 --> 00:26:46,015 - Family threw us out. - Your family? 613 00:26:46,244 --> 00:26:48,413 I think it was the drugs, really. 614 00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:50,589 By the time I got clean, they'd all moved. 615 00:26:50,854 --> 00:26:52,773 Wouldn't tell me where. 616 00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:55,661 Assholes. 617 00:26:55,686 --> 00:26:57,019 Yeah. 618 00:26:58,425 --> 00:27:00,411 Families are shit. 619 00:27:01,222 --> 00:27:02,527 They tell you they love you, 620 00:27:02,552 --> 00:27:05,541 but when you need 'em, they're not around. 621 00:27:11,297 --> 00:27:14,258 - What are you doin'? - Looking for cops. 622 00:27:14,300 --> 00:27:16,218 Ah, he doesn't do that anymore. 623 00:27:16,260 --> 00:27:18,387 - Who? - The... 624 00:27:18,769 --> 00:27:21,181 The bartender with the Black girlfriend. 625 00:27:21,223 --> 00:27:22,474 - Kevin? - Yeah. 626 00:27:22,516 --> 00:27:24,883 Sold a lot of pot out of this thing. 627 00:27:24,908 --> 00:27:26,577 This is a delivery truck. 628 00:27:29,307 --> 00:27:31,081 Oh, shit. 629 00:27:32,729 --> 00:27:35,148 How long have I been a delivery driver? 630 00:27:35,237 --> 00:27:38,741 No, we took it. You said we needed a vehicle 631 00:27:38,782 --> 00:27:41,118 so we could kidnap a kid I need to talk to. 632 00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:42,536 Who are we kidnapping? 633 00:27:42,578 --> 00:27:44,955 - Wen. - Now. 634 00:27:45,253 --> 00:27:46,790 No, that's the kid's name. 635 00:27:46,832 --> 00:27:49,175 - Wen. - Ah. 636 00:27:49,598 --> 00:27:51,488 - We gonna beat him up? - No. 637 00:27:51,513 --> 00:27:53,515 I just need to ask him for a favor. 638 00:27:54,128 --> 00:27:56,088 We wrote it on your arm. See? 639 00:27:57,800 --> 00:27:59,760 _ 640 00:27:59,762 --> 00:28:01,320 Right. 641 00:28:02,577 --> 00:28:04,700 - Is he big? - No. 642 00:28:04,725 --> 00:28:07,269 We can throw him in the river, make it look accidental. 643 00:28:07,608 --> 00:28:09,693 This is way above my pay grade. 644 00:28:13,589 --> 00:28:15,257 Water heater's fine. 645 00:28:15,282 --> 00:28:17,591 Just need a new pilot light igniter. 646 00:28:19,114 --> 00:28:21,700 But I'm not gonna be able to turn your gas back on. 647 00:28:21,742 --> 00:28:23,636 - Why? Why's that? - Well, you got 648 00:28:23,661 --> 00:28:26,405 several leaks downstairs, you got one up here. 649 00:28:26,502 --> 00:28:29,380 Your pipes are ancient... you're gonna have to replace 'em. 650 00:28:29,804 --> 00:28:31,518 Well, how much is that gonna cost? 651 00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:34,007 You have to get an estimate from a plumber, but... 652 00:28:34,421 --> 00:28:36,048 probably a couple of grand. 653 00:28:36,090 --> 00:28:37,758 Shit, look, man, I'm, uh... 654 00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:39,343 I'm tryin' to sell this place, right? 655 00:28:39,385 --> 00:28:41,273 Don't you think you can just, like, patch 'em up somehow, 656 00:28:41,298 --> 00:28:43,472 and then the new owners, they can deal with it. 657 00:28:43,514 --> 00:28:46,016 Sorry. Don't want you blowin' up the block. 658 00:28:46,041 --> 00:28:47,918 Let us know when the work is done. 659 00:28:47,943 --> 00:28:49,538 We'll come back, turn your gas on. 660 00:28:57,564 --> 00:28:59,278 You got a couple grand layin' around? 661 00:29:01,027 --> 00:29:02,821 Yeah, me neither. 662 00:29:07,079 --> 00:29:08,455 - Hey. - Hey. 663 00:29:08,497 --> 00:29:11,041 - Let's get a place together. - Wha... huh? 664 00:29:11,083 --> 00:29:12,668 Just because we're selling the house 665 00:29:12,710 --> 00:29:14,396 doesn't mean we can't still live together... 666 00:29:14,420 --> 00:29:16,004 You, me, Mickey, Franny, Liam. 667 00:29:16,046 --> 00:29:17,673 Let Lip do what he wants. 668 00:29:17,715 --> 00:29:19,717 Yeah. I don't think that's gonna fly with Mickey. 669 00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:22,302 Also, Liam's gonna live with Lip and Tami. 670 00:29:22,344 --> 00:29:23,804 What are Franny and I supposed to do? 671 00:29:23,846 --> 00:29:25,165 I don't know how to live by myself. 672 00:29:25,190 --> 00:29:26,866 I've never been alone a day in my life. 673 00:29:26,890 --> 00:29:29,476 I don't know. Get some roommates. 674 00:29:29,518 --> 00:29:31,520 - Where are you? - Why? 675 00:29:31,562 --> 00:29:33,415 'Cause you were supposed to be here 40 minutes ago. 676 00:29:33,439 --> 00:29:34,815 Mickey and I are late to a thing. 677 00:29:34,857 --> 00:29:36,650 Yeah, well, I'm looking for housing 678 00:29:36,692 --> 00:29:38,485 for me and my soon-to-be homeless daughter. 679 00:29:38,527 --> 00:29:41,363 - I'll get there when I get there. - Debs, are y... 680 00:29:43,172 --> 00:29:45,826 - She's running late. - Yeah, no shit. 681 00:29:45,868 --> 00:29:47,595 We're supposed to meet the rental lady in 30 minutes. 682 00:29:47,619 --> 00:29:50,164 - We should cancel. - What? Fuck that. 683 00:29:50,205 --> 00:29:52,166 You know what? Tommy, get behind the bar. 684 00:29:52,207 --> 00:29:54,042 - What? - You're in charge 685 00:29:54,084 --> 00:29:56,055 till we get back. You get two free beers. 686 00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:59,047 Nobody else gets free shit, especially fuckin' Kermit. 687 00:29:59,089 --> 00:30:00,674 Let's go for a swim. 688 00:30:00,716 --> 00:30:02,926 I don't think they're gonna let us swim. 689 00:30:02,968 --> 00:30:05,429 Okay, ladies, round three. 690 00:30:05,471 --> 00:30:09,099 Oh, my God, I can't believe you talked us into round three. 691 00:30:09,141 --> 00:30:10,893 You're bad. 692 00:30:10,934 --> 00:30:12,561 You're really bad. 693 00:30:12,603 --> 00:30:14,532 You guys are nurses. You're heroes. 694 00:30:14,557 --> 00:30:16,356 You deserve round three and many more. 695 00:30:21,368 --> 00:30:24,281 Mmm. So yummy. What do you call this again? 696 00:30:24,750 --> 00:30:27,242 Oreo mojito. It's my own creation. 697 00:30:27,284 --> 00:30:29,286 It won Cocktail of the Year in Vegas. 698 00:30:29,328 --> 00:30:33,188 Wow. So you're like a real cocktail sommelier. 699 00:30:33,907 --> 00:30:37,266 Tell us, Kev, are you single? 700 00:30:37,669 --> 00:30:41,516 One sec. 701 00:30:41,541 --> 00:30:43,634 - Hey! - Kev, when are you 702 00:30:43,675 --> 00:30:45,803 getting here? People are askin' about you. 703 00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:48,806 Uh, sorry, babe, I got caught up with Carol's errands, 704 00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:50,200 - and then I got hungry... - I don't need 705 00:30:50,224 --> 00:30:51,739 a play-by-play. Just get here. 706 00:30:51,764 --> 00:30:53,645 Okay. I'll see you in a bit. 707 00:30:54,478 --> 00:30:56,231 I love you. 708 00:30:56,598 --> 00:30:58,649 Solution, not eviction. 709 00:30:58,690 --> 00:31:00,776 Solution, not eviction. 710 00:31:00,818 --> 00:31:02,820 This is fucked up. 711 00:31:02,861 --> 00:31:05,906 Solution, not eviction! 712 00:31:05,948 --> 00:31:07,991 Hey, who's that? 713 00:31:08,033 --> 00:31:09,969 The landlord... I've seen him at a few of these before. 714 00:31:09,993 --> 00:31:11,453 He's the guy who called this in. 715 00:31:11,495 --> 00:31:13,789 How do you sleep at night? 716 00:31:13,831 --> 00:31:17,251 Hey, hey! 717 00:31:17,292 --> 00:31:18,686 We're not going anywhere. 718 00:31:18,710 --> 00:31:20,104 You hit me with that bag again, 719 00:31:20,128 --> 00:31:21,481 I'm gonna arrest you. 720 00:31:21,505 --> 00:31:23,799 Some asshole cop knockin' at my window. 721 00:31:26,001 --> 00:31:28,211 Yeah. Hold on a second. 722 00:31:28,470 --> 00:31:30,013 Solution, not eviction! 723 00:31:30,055 --> 00:31:33,053 - Can I help you? - You can't park here, sir. 724 00:31:33,078 --> 00:31:35,686 - That's my house right there. - You got to move your car. 725 00:31:35,727 --> 00:31:37,539 - You're double-parked. - Carl, what are you doing? 726 00:31:37,563 --> 00:31:39,898 And I also noticed you're on the phone while driving. 727 00:31:39,940 --> 00:31:41,625 - That's a traffic violation. - I'm gonna call you back. 728 00:31:41,650 --> 00:31:43,586 - Hey, is this kid serious? - Need you just step out 729 00:31:43,610 --> 00:31:45,028 of the vehicle, sir? 730 00:31:45,070 --> 00:31:46,363 - What? - I said... 731 00:31:46,405 --> 00:31:48,574 - Whoa! - Step out of the vehicle. 732 00:31:48,615 --> 00:31:49,867 Get off of me, man! 733 00:31:49,908 --> 00:31:51,869 What the hell you think you're doin'? 734 00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:53,513 I'm arresting you for assaulting a police officer. 735 00:31:53,537 --> 00:31:55,706 - Class D felony! - Assault? 736 00:31:55,747 --> 00:31:58,436 If anyone's assaulting anyone, it's you assaulting me. 737 00:31:58,461 --> 00:32:00,836 Gallagher, we don't arrest people that drive Mercedes. 738 00:32:00,878 --> 00:32:03,088 - Do you know who I am? - I don't care, sir. 739 00:32:03,130 --> 00:32:05,841 - I'm calling my alderman! - You people think you can 740 00:32:05,883 --> 00:32:07,305 just come down here to the South Side, 741 00:32:07,330 --> 00:32:10,053 park wherever you want, kick out our neighbors, 742 00:32:10,095 --> 00:32:11,972 arrest old men just 'cause they have dementia? 743 00:32:11,997 --> 00:32:13,874 I have the mayor's cell phone number. 744 00:32:13,932 --> 00:32:16,226 I don't care if you have LeBron on speed-dial. 745 00:32:16,268 --> 00:32:17,895 You're going to jail. 746 00:32:18,133 --> 00:32:20,564 You and your fancy S-class and shiny shoes 747 00:32:20,606 --> 00:32:22,733 are what's wrong with this world. 748 00:32:22,758 --> 00:32:25,086 - You're goin' down! - Ah! 749 00:32:30,565 --> 00:32:33,652 Huh? Well, fuck that! 750 00:32:38,658 --> 00:32:40,709 Give Liam what he needs, 751 00:32:40,751 --> 00:32:42,423 and this doesn't have to get ugly. 752 00:32:42,448 --> 00:32:44,359 - Frank, stop! - You know this guy? 753 00:32:44,384 --> 00:32:46,256 - He's my dad. - You watch your mouth, 754 00:32:46,298 --> 00:32:48,091 fat guy, or I will fuck you up. 755 00:32:48,133 --> 00:32:49,635 I don't care how little you are. 756 00:32:49,676 --> 00:32:51,303 Give that back! 757 00:32:51,345 --> 00:32:53,472 No, wait, Liam. Wait a second! 758 00:32:53,513 --> 00:32:55,369 Liam... Jesus! 759 00:32:57,034 --> 00:33:00,037 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. A-are you okay? 760 00:33:01,563 --> 00:33:04,150 I'm sorry. My bad. He has dementia. 761 00:33:04,175 --> 00:33:06,360 The deal's off... I'm taking the test on Monday, 762 00:33:06,401 --> 00:33:07,744 and I'm acing it. 763 00:33:08,681 --> 00:33:11,406 - Why would you do that? - We were doing good cop, bad cop. 764 00:33:11,448 --> 00:33:14,439 No, we weren't! I was making a deal with him, and you ruined it! 765 00:33:19,581 --> 00:33:22,322 Ah-ah-ah... 766 00:33:22,347 --> 00:33:23,861 Cousin, where you get them moves? 767 00:33:23,886 --> 00:33:26,455 - She got 'em from her mama. - It's true, I did. 768 00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:29,414 Oh, baby, come here, come here. 769 00:33:30,213 --> 00:33:31,635 This is Millie. 770 00:33:31,660 --> 00:33:34,204 Millie lives on the other side of that empty condo. 771 00:33:34,262 --> 00:33:36,244 V, y'all could be neighbors. 772 00:33:36,269 --> 00:33:38,249 It's nice to meet you, Ms. Millie. 773 00:33:38,308 --> 00:33:40,394 Millie, this is my daughter Veronica. 774 00:33:40,435 --> 00:33:42,729 She's an entrepreneur and a political organizer 775 00:33:42,771 --> 00:33:45,416 - back up in Chicago. - I'm not really a political organizer. 776 00:33:45,441 --> 00:33:47,693 Political organizer! 777 00:33:47,734 --> 00:33:49,634 Do you know the Obamas? 778 00:33:50,916 --> 00:33:52,823 I... I do. 779 00:33:52,864 --> 00:33:55,117 Shelley and I were in a runners' club together. 780 00:33:55,158 --> 00:33:57,285 You have to meet my son Douglas. 781 00:33:57,327 --> 00:33:58,954 He wants to run for Congress. 782 00:33:58,996 --> 00:34:01,456 He could use an experienced political organizer 783 00:34:01,498 --> 00:34:03,564 who knows the Obamas on his campaign. 784 00:34:03,589 --> 00:34:06,300 - Campaign, for Congress? - Mm-hmm. 785 00:34:14,839 --> 00:34:16,680 Ha ha ha ha! 786 00:34:16,722 --> 00:34:18,787 Yo, that pool is sick! 787 00:34:19,198 --> 00:34:20,867 Garbage disposal. 788 00:34:20,892 --> 00:34:23,311 Never have to put your hand down the drain again! 789 00:34:26,732 --> 00:34:28,381 Fireplace. 790 00:34:28,494 --> 00:34:29,871 Ooh! 791 00:34:29,896 --> 00:34:31,486 - Right? - Come on, let's go. 792 00:34:31,528 --> 00:34:32,834 Wait. One more thing. 793 00:34:33,288 --> 00:34:35,248 You got to feel this bed. 794 00:34:35,407 --> 00:34:36,992 - All right. - All right. 795 00:34:37,034 --> 00:34:39,303 Just check out this bed, baby. 796 00:34:39,995 --> 00:34:41,764 Ahh. 797 00:34:41,789 --> 00:34:43,832 Ahh. It's like sleeping on a cloud. 798 00:34:43,874 --> 00:34:46,043 Oh. Yeah. 799 00:34:46,068 --> 00:34:47,737 Yeah, that's nice. 800 00:34:51,054 --> 00:34:52,612 I think we should do this. 801 00:34:55,093 --> 00:34:56,574 Do what? 802 00:34:58,152 --> 00:35:01,266 - Rent this place. - Wait... what? 803 00:35:01,308 --> 00:35:03,185 Well, it's nice, it's cheap, 804 00:35:03,226 --> 00:35:05,204 you love the pool, and the lady at the leasing office 805 00:35:05,228 --> 00:35:07,064 said if we sign in the next 30 minutes, 806 00:35:07,105 --> 00:35:08,488 we get the first month rent-free. 807 00:35:08,513 --> 00:35:11,693 - It's on the fuckin' West Side. - I-it's only 15 minutes away. 808 00:35:11,735 --> 00:35:13,695 - Just a few miles. - No. We don't know 809 00:35:13,737 --> 00:35:15,673 the escape routes, t-the bail bondsmen around here... 810 00:35:15,697 --> 00:35:18,215 So we stop doing shady shit and grow some tomatoes. 811 00:35:18,784 --> 00:35:21,369 Can we just talk to the lady? Take a look at the lease? 812 00:35:21,411 --> 00:35:22,699 I don't want to look at the fuckin' lease. 813 00:35:22,724 --> 00:35:24,601 I'm not movin' here. 814 00:35:24,831 --> 00:35:26,500 Was this your plan the whole time? 815 00:35:26,541 --> 00:35:28,752 No, of course not. But the place is nice. 816 00:35:28,794 --> 00:35:30,670 Can you just think about it? 817 00:35:30,712 --> 00:35:32,731 All I wanted was to go for a swim. 818 00:35:33,483 --> 00:35:34,734 Mickey. 819 00:35:37,886 --> 00:35:39,596 Hey. Uh, I'm Debbie. 820 00:35:39,638 --> 00:35:41,556 I-I called about the room you're rentin' out. 821 00:35:41,598 --> 00:35:44,101 Ah, yes, Debbie. Very nice to meet you. 822 00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:45,769 And who is this lovely little lady? 823 00:35:45,811 --> 00:35:47,229 This is my daughter Franny. 824 00:35:47,270 --> 00:35:48,772 Hi, Franny. 825 00:35:48,948 --> 00:35:50,899 You want to go over and play with Fabiola 826 00:35:50,941 --> 00:35:52,085 while I show your mama the room? 827 00:35:52,109 --> 00:35:54,041 Okay. 828 00:35:57,846 --> 00:36:00,492 I'm Beatrice. Uh, these are my sons, 829 00:36:00,534 --> 00:36:02,119 Junior, Daniel, 830 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:04,166 my daughter Tamara. 831 00:36:04,996 --> 00:36:07,124 Oh, oh! 832 00:36:07,165 --> 00:36:08,458 Some of the little ones are mine. 833 00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:09,854 Others are grandchildren. 834 00:36:09,879 --> 00:36:11,432 You come from a big family, Debbie? 835 00:36:11,457 --> 00:36:13,797 - I do. - And you don't live together? 836 00:36:13,839 --> 00:36:15,841 We recently lost our house. 837 00:36:15,882 --> 00:36:17,217 Oh, that's sad to hear. 838 00:36:17,259 --> 00:36:18,812 Was it the virus that got you? 839 00:36:18,837 --> 00:36:20,762 - Somethin' like that. - Mm. 840 00:36:20,804 --> 00:36:22,573 - Do you guys all live here? - Mostly. 841 00:36:22,597 --> 00:36:24,182 Some come and go. 842 00:36:24,224 --> 00:36:25,767 Your room is up over the garage. 843 00:36:25,809 --> 00:36:27,624 Used to belong to my mother-in-law. 844 00:36:28,061 --> 00:36:30,147 I thought I was living in the house. 845 00:36:30,188 --> 00:36:32,607 No, on the other end of the backyard. 846 00:36:32,649 --> 00:36:35,068 It's very private. You'd hardly ever see us. 847 00:36:35,110 --> 00:36:36,820 Like your own little sanctuary. 848 00:36:36,862 --> 00:36:38,822 Well, would we share the backyard? 849 00:36:38,864 --> 00:36:40,824 Mm, no, we all never go out back. 850 00:36:40,866 --> 00:36:43,493 When my mother-in-law pass on, 851 00:36:43,535 --> 00:36:45,662 it took us almost a week to realize she died. 852 00:36:45,704 --> 00:36:47,164 We forgot she was back there. 853 00:36:54,599 --> 00:36:57,023 Ha ha ha. Don't worry, though. 854 00:36:57,048 --> 00:36:59,509 - We cleaned it up. - Well, I was wondering 855 00:36:59,551 --> 00:37:01,052 if there's maybe a room in the house 856 00:37:01,094 --> 00:37:02,515 that I could live in? 857 00:37:02,540 --> 00:37:04,657 Maybe one of your kids want to switch with Franny and I. 858 00:37:04,681 --> 00:37:07,639 They could take the garage, and we could take their room? 859 00:37:07,664 --> 00:37:09,436 I don't think that would work. 860 00:37:09,812 --> 00:37:14,107 Well... Franny's only ever lived in a house full of chaos, 861 00:37:14,149 --> 00:37:16,151 so it could be traumatizing for her to lose that. 862 00:37:16,193 --> 00:37:18,069 Uh... that's my son's room. 863 00:37:18,111 --> 00:37:19,571 Well, uh... 864 00:37:19,613 --> 00:37:21,233 Cool! What about this room? 865 00:37:21,258 --> 00:37:22,657 That's the kids' room. 866 00:37:22,699 --> 00:37:24,659 There's three kids in there already. 867 00:37:24,701 --> 00:37:26,494 Well, Franny and I could take the fourth bed. 868 00:37:26,536 --> 00:37:27,996 We don't need much space. 869 00:37:28,038 --> 00:37:30,081 I wouldn't feel comfortable. 870 00:37:30,123 --> 00:37:32,250 We'll totally chip in with utilities. 871 00:37:32,292 --> 00:37:34,878 I could cook, clean. I'll watch the kids. 872 00:37:35,021 --> 00:37:38,107 We just prefer to keep the family together. 873 00:37:38,243 --> 00:37:40,120 I'm sure you understand. 874 00:37:48,812 --> 00:37:50,369 Hey. 875 00:37:50,393 --> 00:37:51,478 Where are your beers? 876 00:37:51,519 --> 00:37:53,396 What are you lookin' for? 877 00:37:53,438 --> 00:37:56,037 IPAs, porters, sours, hefeweizens? 878 00:37:56,062 --> 00:37:57,525 American. 879 00:37:57,887 --> 00:37:59,514 To the right. 880 00:38:00,953 --> 00:38:03,907 Jesus Christ! 881 00:38:29,765 --> 00:38:32,644 - How much for this? - Four bucks. 882 00:38:32,686 --> 00:38:34,499 For the can? 883 00:38:34,938 --> 00:38:38,358 Should be, like, three bucks a fuckin' six-pack, man. 884 00:38:38,642 --> 00:38:41,413 What kind of West Side bullshit is this, asshole? 885 00:38:44,231 --> 00:38:46,900 Got to sell a kidney just to afford a beer. 886 00:38:50,412 --> 00:38:52,539 Four-dollar can, my ass. 887 00:38:52,580 --> 00:38:54,040 - On your left! - Oof... 888 00:38:54,082 --> 00:38:56,418 - Jesus, Fuck! - I said on your left! 889 00:38:56,459 --> 00:38:58,670 It's confusing! My left or yours? 890 00:38:58,712 --> 00:39:02,090 - On your right! - Jesus Chr... 891 00:39:02,132 --> 00:39:04,884 Why the fuck is everybody runnin'? 892 00:39:04,926 --> 00:39:06,905 No one's chasing you fuckers. 893 00:39:09,556 --> 00:39:11,391 West Side bullshit. 894 00:39:15,603 --> 00:39:17,022 Hey. 895 00:39:17,063 --> 00:39:19,655 There's my big boy. 896 00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:23,486 Hi. Hey. How was your day? 897 00:39:23,872 --> 00:39:26,166 Ah, it was pretty shitty. 898 00:39:27,631 --> 00:39:30,280 Well, I was asking Fred, but... 899 00:39:31,233 --> 00:39:32,996 Why shitty? 900 00:39:33,038 --> 00:39:35,248 Well, the gas is still off. 901 00:39:35,290 --> 00:39:38,293 Apparently the pipes are old, and the whole place could blow, 902 00:39:38,318 --> 00:39:41,046 so it's gonna cost a couple grand to fix it 903 00:39:41,087 --> 00:39:43,089 before I can sell the place. 904 00:39:43,131 --> 00:39:45,530 Well, can your siblings pitch in? 905 00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:48,014 I doubt it. 906 00:39:48,039 --> 00:39:49,874 They haven't lifted a hammer to help yet. 907 00:39:52,265 --> 00:39:54,100 Did you follow up on those jobs? 908 00:39:54,142 --> 00:39:56,770 Yeah. Um, they didn't have anything. 909 00:39:56,811 --> 00:39:58,608 Shit. 910 00:40:00,486 --> 00:40:03,358 - Who's that? - No clue. 911 00:40:06,299 --> 00:40:08,865 So sorry. Is now a bad time? 912 00:40:08,907 --> 00:40:10,718 - We know we're a day early. - We were just, uh, 913 00:40:10,742 --> 00:40:12,786 hoping to check out some paint samples. 914 00:40:12,811 --> 00:40:13,937 Oh. 915 00:40:14,518 --> 00:40:16,096 New owners. 916 00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:21,294 Uh, yeah, sure. Come in. We're just... 917 00:40:21,319 --> 00:40:23,196 loading up the last boxes. 918 00:40:25,090 --> 00:40:26,883 Hey, how's it going? 919 00:40:26,925 --> 00:40:29,886 You must be sad to say good-bye to this place. 920 00:40:29,928 --> 00:40:31,393 Uh, dude, we really liked that fixture 921 00:40:31,418 --> 00:40:32,737 in the walk-through... I don't know that you can 922 00:40:32,784 --> 00:40:34,612 - just take it. - Uh, this one's mine, 923 00:40:34,637 --> 00:40:36,096 but you can talk to Milton. 924 00:40:36,233 --> 00:40:38,760 He's got one in a box in the garage. 925 00:40:40,198 --> 00:40:42,083 Saw that sweet Indian out in the garage. 926 00:40:42,107 --> 00:40:43,358 That your ride? 927 00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:45,068 Yeah. I've been fixin' it up. 928 00:40:45,093 --> 00:40:47,553 - I always wanted one. - Oh, yeah? 929 00:40:47,578 --> 00:40:49,198 For the weekends. 930 00:40:49,948 --> 00:40:51,449 Well, it's for sale. 931 00:40:51,491 --> 00:40:53,076 - No way. - Yeah. 932 00:40:53,188 --> 00:40:54,481 How much? 933 00:40:54,506 --> 00:40:55,757 15 grand. 934 00:40:57,846 --> 00:40:59,165 Or, um... 935 00:40:59,207 --> 00:41:00,875 I-I don't know. Wh-what were you thinking? 936 00:41:00,917 --> 00:41:03,253 I don't know... eight? 937 00:41:03,294 --> 00:41:04,862 Eight? 938 00:41:05,213 --> 00:41:08,508 Well, I don't know, maybe I could do, uh, 12? 939 00:41:08,886 --> 00:41:12,097 I can go, like, nine. That's all I got. 940 00:41:13,304 --> 00:41:15,265 No. 941 00:41:15,306 --> 00:41:17,581 Does that even cover what you put in? No. 942 00:41:17,606 --> 00:41:19,894 Yeah. Yeah, no, it's good, it's, uh... 943 00:41:19,936 --> 00:41:23,064 Okay, we can do, um... we can do nine. 944 00:41:23,877 --> 00:41:26,109 You got a deal. 945 00:41:26,151 --> 00:41:27,861 You want to come take another look? 946 00:41:27,886 --> 00:41:29,513 - Yeah. - Yeah, let's go. 947 00:41:39,330 --> 00:41:41,404 So how much did you have in it? 948 00:41:42,490 --> 00:41:45,253 Seven in parts, plus my labor 949 00:41:45,295 --> 00:41:46,943 means I made about, uh... 950 00:41:47,439 --> 00:41:49,483 two bucks an hour. 951 00:41:55,041 --> 00:41:57,169 You okay? 952 00:42:00,067 --> 00:42:01,951 Yeah, it's nine grand. 953 00:42:04,053 --> 00:42:06,098 Liam, hey. 954 00:42:07,162 --> 00:42:09,746 Man! You missed it. 955 00:42:09,771 --> 00:42:12,822 Some delivery van got stolen over on Cermak, 956 00:42:12,864 --> 00:42:15,592 and the cops were all over the place. 957 00:42:22,310 --> 00:42:24,167 I don't know how to do this. 958 00:42:24,209 --> 00:42:26,740 - Do what? - Take care of you. 959 00:42:26,765 --> 00:42:28,976 You're supposed to take care of me. 960 00:42:29,001 --> 00:42:31,858 You don't have to take care of me. I'm fine. 961 00:42:31,883 --> 00:42:35,474 No, you're not. You have dementia. 962 00:42:38,679 --> 00:42:40,639 What are you doing? 963 00:42:41,191 --> 00:42:43,733 _ 964 00:42:47,989 --> 00:42:49,449 That bad? 965 00:42:54,863 --> 00:42:57,175 Bad like old Mr. Ionescu? 966 00:42:57,784 --> 00:43:00,954 Wandering around in his bathrobe with his dick hanging out? 967 00:43:00,995 --> 00:43:02,705 Not yet. 968 00:43:02,747 --> 00:43:06,918 Ionescu got his dick caught in a tree in Lincoln Park. 969 00:43:06,943 --> 00:43:09,153 They think he was trying to fuck it. 970 00:43:10,737 --> 00:43:12,711 Ended up freezing to death. 971 00:43:13,402 --> 00:43:15,279 Had to cut him out. 972 00:43:18,336 --> 00:43:20,014 Have you all talked about what to do with me 973 00:43:20,056 --> 00:43:21,474 when it gets bad? 974 00:43:21,516 --> 00:43:24,018 No. But it'll probably be up to me 975 00:43:24,043 --> 00:43:25,419 to figure it out. 976 00:43:27,850 --> 00:43:30,520 That's a lot for a nine-year-old kid. 977 00:43:30,766 --> 00:43:32,402 Who else is gonna do it? 978 00:43:32,443 --> 00:43:34,305 They all hate you. 979 00:43:35,238 --> 00:43:36,573 Right. 980 00:43:40,675 --> 00:43:42,269 I'm 11. 981 00:44:07,647 --> 00:44:09,522 Here is your tip. 982 00:44:09,564 --> 00:44:11,506 Here's a little somethin' on top. 983 00:44:12,603 --> 00:44:14,730 Your drink killed out there! 984 00:44:14,944 --> 00:44:16,664 Yeah, the trick is to load it up with Oreos. 985 00:44:16,696 --> 00:44:18,022 You got to cram 'em in. 986 00:44:18,047 --> 00:44:20,301 Makes the drink so sweet you hardly need any liquor. 987 00:44:20,325 --> 00:44:21,719 The sugar does all the work for you. 988 00:44:23,369 --> 00:44:24,787 Well, if you stick around, 989 00:44:24,829 --> 00:44:27,874 know that there is a job for you here at Fry-Yay's. 990 00:44:29,029 --> 00:44:30,460 - Really? - Ha ha. 991 00:44:30,501 --> 00:44:32,378 Absolutely. 992 00:44:40,331 --> 00:44:42,709 Holy fuckin' shit! 993 00:44:47,685 --> 00:44:50,285 Hey, Franny, you missed a spot on the bottom there. 994 00:44:50,310 --> 00:44:52,637 Oh, leave the kid alone. 995 00:44:53,129 --> 00:44:55,301 Yeah, enough. Here's a free beer for you, Kermit. 996 00:44:55,326 --> 00:44:57,987 Can't believe Ian left you two in charge of the bar. 997 00:44:58,029 --> 00:45:00,106 I'm surprised there's a bar left to be in charge of. 998 00:45:01,240 --> 00:45:02,867 They went to look for an apartment. 999 00:45:02,909 --> 00:45:06,079 Traitors. They don't care what's gonna happen to Franny and me. 1000 00:45:06,348 --> 00:45:08,539 We're gonna end up homeless on the street 1001 00:45:08,581 --> 00:45:10,625 or dead on the floor of an empty apartment. 1002 00:45:10,667 --> 00:45:12,418 That's why I never moved out. 1003 00:45:12,460 --> 00:45:14,420 I don't know what I'm gonna do when Mom dies. 1004 00:45:14,462 --> 00:45:16,089 Stop taking baths with her, for one. 1005 00:45:16,130 --> 00:45:18,160 That was one time. 1006 00:45:18,723 --> 00:45:20,385 Can't believe I told you that. 1007 00:45:20,731 --> 00:45:23,254 You know what, Debs? You and Franny can move in with me if you want... 1008 00:45:23,279 --> 00:45:25,051 I got an extra room. My place has 1009 00:45:25,076 --> 00:45:27,241 been empty since the divorce, and sad. 1010 00:45:27,266 --> 00:45:28,988 That's why I'm here all the time. 1011 00:45:29,811 --> 00:45:31,854 Thanks, Tommy. 1012 00:45:31,896 --> 00:45:34,270 But I think I'd rather live under the El tracks. 1013 00:45:38,626 --> 00:45:40,527 Where the hell'd you go? 1014 00:45:42,573 --> 00:45:44,033 Signed the lease. 1015 00:45:44,058 --> 00:45:46,143 - You did what? - It'll be good for us, Mick. 1016 00:45:46,499 --> 00:45:48,214 We can start a life here. 1017 00:45:48,415 --> 00:45:51,645 Without your family or my family... just us. 1018 00:45:52,417 --> 00:45:53,960 You know I grew up 1019 00:45:54,001 --> 00:45:56,045 dreamin' about being king of the South Side? 1020 00:45:56,488 --> 00:45:59,173 Makin' deals, shootin' people, not being married to some fag 1021 00:45:59,207 --> 00:46:02,293 who wants to sleep on a cloud bed on the fuckin' West Side. 1022 00:46:02,863 --> 00:46:04,721 - It is a nice bed. - And what's so bad about 1023 00:46:04,762 --> 00:46:06,389 - bein' from the South Side? - Nothing. 1024 00:46:08,182 --> 00:46:10,402 We'll always be from the South Side, but... 1025 00:46:11,801 --> 00:46:15,398 - now we have a heated pool. - Fuckin' great. 1026 00:46:17,285 --> 00:46:19,370 Well, good. 1027 00:46:23,322 --> 00:46:25,575 You know we're farther south right now than at our house? 1028 00:46:25,616 --> 00:46:27,410 - Bullshit. - No, it's true. 1029 00:46:27,452 --> 00:46:28,911 'Cause of the river. 1030 00:46:29,265 --> 00:46:31,346 Chicago makes no fuckin' sense. 1031 00:46:33,833 --> 00:46:35,542 Whatever. 1032 00:46:51,929 --> 00:46:53,472 Handcuff keys, Gallagher. 1033 00:47:02,299 --> 00:47:03,988 Sorry about that. 1034 00:47:04,030 --> 00:47:05,948 Yeah. I got your badge numbers. 1035 00:47:05,990 --> 00:47:08,790 You know, sir, kid's a rookie. They don't always know. 1036 00:47:08,815 --> 00:47:11,120 I'm callin' my attorney. 1037 00:47:11,971 --> 00:47:13,759 You didn't tell him about the Mercedes rule? 1038 00:47:13,784 --> 00:47:16,793 - I told him. - What the hell, Gallagher? 1039 00:47:16,834 --> 00:47:19,045 We don't arrest rich people in nice cars. 1040 00:47:19,086 --> 00:47:22,573 - He broke the law, Sarge. - Cut the "defender of the weak" shit. 1041 00:47:22,598 --> 00:47:25,051 It is not our job to police the rich. 1042 00:47:25,092 --> 00:47:27,042 Their contributions paid for our new gym 1043 00:47:27,067 --> 00:47:28,819 and the snacks in our break room. 1044 00:47:28,844 --> 00:47:31,417 We're here to serve and protect the rich, not arrest them. 1045 00:47:31,442 --> 00:47:34,049 Who's protecting the people he threw out on the street? 1046 00:47:34,074 --> 00:47:36,120 They didn't pay rent, so they got evicted. 1047 00:47:36,145 --> 00:47:37,622 Then they said, "Screw it, I'm staying anyway, 1048 00:47:37,647 --> 00:47:39,148 even though it's not my house." 1049 00:47:39,190 --> 00:47:41,089 - But don't you just... - We let them get away with it, 1050 00:47:41,114 --> 00:47:42,682 next thing you know, nobody's paying rent, 1051 00:47:42,707 --> 00:47:44,596 the economy collapses, and we wake up one morning 1052 00:47:44,621 --> 00:47:48,151 living in post-apocalyptic ruins eating old cans of dog food. 1053 00:47:48,643 --> 00:47:52,540 The point is, poor people need to follow the law. 1054 00:47:52,565 --> 00:47:55,248 We get paid to enforce it. 1055 00:47:55,391 --> 00:47:57,612 You can't wear blue if you don't get that. 1056 00:48:03,917 --> 00:48:05,967 - So I'm fired? - I doubt it. 1057 00:48:06,008 --> 00:48:07,820 It's almost impossible to get fired from the force. 1058 00:48:07,844 --> 00:48:09,604 You got to have ten or 12 excessive force complaints 1059 00:48:09,629 --> 00:48:12,173 before they even open an investigation. 1060 00:48:17,228 --> 00:48:19,355 What are we gonna do now? 1061 00:48:19,397 --> 00:48:21,023 Where are we gonna live? 1062 00:48:21,065 --> 00:48:22,525 Where do I go? 1063 00:48:22,567 --> 00:48:24,385 Let me have two bags. 1064 00:48:24,686 --> 00:48:28,049 Throw in some works, will you? 1065 00:48:39,750 --> 00:48:41,919 Where's that Sharpie? 1066 00:48:45,548 --> 00:48:48,236 - Who was that? - It occurs to me... 1067 00:48:49,135 --> 00:48:52,889 I've made more enemies than friends. 1068 00:48:52,930 --> 00:48:54,974 - Sounds accurate. - _ 1069 00:48:55,016 --> 00:48:56,809 Thanks. 1070 00:48:56,851 --> 00:48:59,197 I got to make one more stop. 1071 00:48:59,516 --> 00:49:03,539 - I'll stick with you, if that's okay. - Sure. 1072 00:49:14,015 --> 00:49:16,263 - Want to make dinner together? - No. I want to shower. 1073 00:49:16,287 --> 00:49:17,994 Hot water's still out. 1074 00:49:18,372 --> 00:49:20,875 Fuck you been doin' all day, sittin' around jackin' off? 1075 00:49:20,917 --> 00:49:22,486 Ignore him. He's just bitchy 1076 00:49:22,511 --> 00:49:23,728 because we rented a place on the West Side. 1077 00:49:23,759 --> 00:49:26,422 No, look, it's his fuckin' fault we got to move in the first place. 1078 00:49:26,464 --> 00:49:27,673 What's goin' on? 1079 00:49:27,715 --> 00:49:29,467 W-wait. You found an apartment? 1080 00:49:29,508 --> 00:49:32,712 Yeah. It's got a pool and a garden. 1081 00:49:32,737 --> 00:49:34,280 You're moving out already? 1082 00:49:34,305 --> 00:49:36,348 Signed the lease and everything. 1083 00:49:38,943 --> 00:49:41,392 Shit! 1084 00:49:47,232 --> 00:49:49,338 You pick that up? 1085 00:49:49,363 --> 00:49:51,009 They're right there. 1086 00:49:53,150 --> 00:49:55,076 Jesus Christ. Hand me the pliers, Mickey. 1087 00:49:55,117 --> 00:49:56,494 Get it yourself, bitch. 1088 00:49:56,535 --> 00:49:58,245 What the fuck's your problem? 1089 00:49:58,287 --> 00:50:00,247 You are my fuckin' problem. 1090 00:50:00,289 --> 00:50:01,916 If you weren't all Mr. Fuckin' Fix It, 1091 00:50:01,958 --> 00:50:03,960 I wouldn't be movin' to the goddamn West Side. 1092 00:50:04,001 --> 00:50:05,962 Pick it up. 1093 00:50:06,276 --> 00:50:08,329 Or what? 1094 00:50:08,839 --> 00:50:12,486 - Get the fuck out of my face. - The fuck are you gonna do? 1095 00:50:12,511 --> 00:50:14,845 - Motherfucker! - Aah! 1096 00:50:15,383 --> 00:50:17,385 Hey, hey! 1097 00:50:17,410 --> 00:50:19,158 What the fuck? 1098 00:50:19,183 --> 00:50:20,810 Hey, hey, stop! 1099 00:50:20,851 --> 00:50:22,103 Chill the fuck out! 1100 00:50:22,144 --> 00:50:23,556 Hey! 1101 00:50:23,745 --> 00:50:25,706 What's wrong, Mama? 1102 00:50:26,267 --> 00:50:29,819 Mama's really gonna miss her family. 1103 00:50:39,912 --> 00:50:42,665 - Where have you been? - V, this is gonna sound crazy. 1104 00:50:42,707 --> 00:50:45,001 But I accidentally got a bartending job. 1105 00:50:45,042 --> 00:50:46,544 - What? How? - This guy got sick. 1106 00:50:46,585 --> 00:50:48,170 I'm eatin' a burger. I don't know. 1107 00:50:48,212 --> 00:50:49,880 Right place, right time, I guess. 1108 00:50:49,922 --> 00:50:51,799 But I made more in tips today 1109 00:50:51,841 --> 00:50:53,382 than we do at the Alibi in a week! 1110 00:50:53,407 --> 00:50:54,802 - No. - Yeah! 1111 00:50:54,844 --> 00:50:56,846 Running your own business is a fool's game. 1112 00:50:56,887 --> 00:50:59,890 We should sell the Alibi, move down here, and make bank. 1113 00:50:59,932 --> 00:51:02,268 I maybe got offered a job today, too. 1114 00:51:02,309 --> 00:51:04,718 Working on a campaign for Congress. 1115 00:51:05,021 --> 00:51:08,335 Congress? Holy shit, that's amazing. 1116 00:51:08,644 --> 00:51:10,855 That's government, right? 1117 00:51:18,903 --> 00:51:20,811 Are we gonna do this? 1118 00:51:21,875 --> 00:51:25,617 We can't do this, can we? 1119 00:51:44,769 --> 00:51:46,020 Pliers? 1120 00:51:47,730 --> 00:51:49,774 Thanks. 1121 00:52:02,378 --> 00:52:04,004 I'm sorry. 1122 00:52:06,475 --> 00:52:07,810 Tough day? 1123 00:52:10,827 --> 00:52:12,890 Got to spend a couple grand on pipes 1124 00:52:12,915 --> 00:52:14,976 to get the gas turned back on. 1125 00:52:16,015 --> 00:52:18,865 Had to sell my Indian for about half of what it's worth. 1126 00:52:18,890 --> 00:52:21,597 Frank's stealin' masterpieces, Debbie hates me, 1127 00:52:21,639 --> 00:52:24,984 and Tami and Fred are living in her dad's house, so, um... 1128 00:52:26,317 --> 00:52:28,194 Yeah, I've seen better days. 1129 00:52:34,949 --> 00:52:36,784 I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. 1130 00:52:39,090 --> 00:52:41,384 Yeah, the last part is true. 1131 00:52:42,640 --> 00:52:45,171 All the other stuff is just your brain fuckin' with you. 1132 00:52:46,263 --> 00:52:47,973 You got a great family. 1133 00:52:47,998 --> 00:52:49,648 Debbie's Debbie. 1134 00:52:50,777 --> 00:52:53,006 You did an amazing job fixing up the Indian. 1135 00:52:53,838 --> 00:52:56,585 All this "woe is me" shit... That's the old you. 1136 00:52:58,349 --> 00:53:00,249 Maybe you need a meeting. 1137 00:53:05,224 --> 00:53:06,671 Yeah. 1138 00:53:07,960 --> 00:53:09,270 Thanks. 1139 00:53:09,311 --> 00:53:11,605 Hit my husband again, I'll fuckin' kill you. 1140 00:53:12,108 --> 00:53:13,663 Right. 1141 00:53:15,067 --> 00:53:17,804 Have you figured out how we're gonna get rid of the painting? 1142 00:53:18,335 --> 00:53:20,781 I swear I put it in the top bunk. 1143 00:53:20,823 --> 00:53:23,159 Where the hell could it be? 1144 00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:25,494 No! Shit! 1145 00:53:33,711 --> 00:53:37,089 - Franny... - Look! 1146 00:53:37,131 --> 00:53:40,509 Stickers! Aren't they pretty? 1147 00:53:45,306 --> 00:53:47,600 Don't look so glum, kid. 1148 00:53:47,641 --> 00:53:49,867 Everybody dies sooner or later. 1149 00:53:50,671 --> 00:53:52,855 I'm not ready to check out yet. 1150 00:53:53,076 --> 00:53:54,983 It was a good life. 1151 00:53:55,945 --> 00:53:59,028 - You know what I'm proudest of? - Your kids? 1152 00:53:59,069 --> 00:54:01,405 Ha ha ha ha! No. 1153 00:54:01,782 --> 00:54:04,576 That I got to live it my way. 1154 00:54:08,329 --> 00:54:10,085 There you go. 1155 00:54:13,834 --> 00:54:15,628 What do you think? 1156 00:54:15,669 --> 00:54:17,171 It's perfect. 1157 00:54:17,195 --> 00:54:20,098 DO NOT RESUSCITATE 1158 00:54:50,711 --> 00:54:56,117 - Synced and corrected by ChrisKe - -- for www.addic7ed.com --