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Can I help you with something?

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Oh, hi.

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Um, it's Amy.

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We met, like, a month ago.

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I thought I'd show up on the last day

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and surprise everybody.

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That's so nice.

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What's the surprise?

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Um, just me.

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Oh, I thought it would be,
like, doughnuts or something.

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Amy, it's so good to see you!

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Sandra, hi!

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Hi! What are you doing here?

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I wanted to see
everybody one last time.

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So you're back from California.

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That's so great.

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Don't worry.

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You and Eric can stay in my house

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as long as you need.

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Thank God. Love you.
So glad you're back.

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Welcome home.

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Thank you.

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It's good to be home.

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Amy!

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- Glenn, hi.
- I am so happy to see you.

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I wasn't gonna not say goodbye.

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We are so short-staffed today.

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- No, I wasn't planning on...
- Just tell you what.

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- Grab a vest in the back.
- I've got something I gotta...

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- We're super light in Grocery.
- But the thing is, I had a...

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Just do whatever you can do.

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My God, this is like God
sent me a literal angel.

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Like I said, welcome home.

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credits

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Attention, shoppers.

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It's the final day
of our liquidation sale

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before the doors close for good.

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Our selection's fairly picked over,

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but the following items
are still available:

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Irregular ladies' golf
shoes size 14 and above,

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grape-scented laundry detergent,

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and the VHS box set
of "Sweet Valley High."

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What'll Jessica and
Elizabeth get into next?

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Buy 'em while you can,
or else wait a day and

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fish 'em out of our dumpster.

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There she is,

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back in the blue.

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Like I never left.
Hey, I heard the news.

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Congratulations,

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Miss Fulfillment Center Manager.

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- I haven't told anyone yet.
- Oh.

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As soon as it gets out,

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everyone's gonna start
asking me for a job,

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and Zephra's already filled
most of the openings.

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I can only keep five people,

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and it is tougher
than I thought it would be.

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So there's no one
you want to take with you?

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No, actually, everyone
has their strengths.

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You know, Marcus has
warehouse experience.

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Janet's good under pressure.

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Jonah's smart, but I don't even
know if he's staying in town

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- since him and Hannah broke up.
- What?

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- They broke up?
- Yeah.

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Uh, why? Why?

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I hadn't heard that.
Why did they break up?

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You know, I'm not sure.

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Why are you so interested?

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Because it's interesting.

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I mean, all kinds of
things are interesting.

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You know, lots of
things are interesting

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if you really think about it.

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Uh-huh.

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So...

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retirement, huh?

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Got any big plans?

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Yeah, I think I might finally

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watch "The Queen's Gambit."

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Okay, so that's...

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seven episodes.

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What else?

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Well, I hadn't really
thought much beyond that.

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Gosh, I guess there's
gonna be a lot of hours

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to fill, huh?

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Yeah, yeah, but that's
a good thing, right, Glenn?

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I mean, I'm sure you've got hobbies.

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No, 'cause work
is all I've ever known, Jonah.

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I mean, I started
at my dad's hardware store

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when I was eight,

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and before that,
I worked at the tollbooth.

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Glenn, I'm sure you're gonna be fine.

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There's gotta be
something that you can do.

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Well, what if I got a 500-piece puzzle?

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That'd take up some time, right?

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Some.

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What, you want me to get
a 1,000-piece puzzle?

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How much table space
do you think I have, Jonah?

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Yeah, we could,
like, you know... get it...

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Smart time to buy a new washer.

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Oh, actually, Bo wants to buy them all.

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- Oh.
- Yeah, get 'em for mad cheap,

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then resell them to the suckers,

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make that scrilla.

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What if you can't sell 'em?

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Then I open up a laundromat.

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Come on, man, think.

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Use those glasses.

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Well, I guess you have
more of a plan than I do

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since I'm basically unhirable now.

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Mm, plight of the undocumented, man,

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and yet the 1% and whatnots.

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You always know what to say.

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Well, you can always
come over to our place

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and do your laundry.

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Thanks, Chey.

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For a price that is reasonable.

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Why is this not... what the...

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Well, well, well...

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Little Miss Corporate
spent so much time

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at her cushy desk job,

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she forgot how a scanner works.

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No, I did not. I just...
I think this one's broken.

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I'm messing with you.
I'm messing with you.

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They switched us over
to CCDs. Here, look.

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You have to press these two
buttons at the same time,

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and you've gotta get it closer

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than you did with the lasers.

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Got it. Thank you for the pro tip.

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You know, it's always nice

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when a, uh, working stiff like me

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can help out a fancy dame, you know?

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You know, I still have no idea

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what that accent is,

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and I think it's gotten worse.

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Oh, oh, come on, now.

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I'm a little rusty, you know?

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I haven't done it in a New York minute.

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Maybe the accent
goes away with the store.

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Speaking of which,

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what are your plans

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in a post-Cloud 9 world?

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Uh, well, I mean,

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I'll grieve, obviously,

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for the obligatory 90 days.

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Obviously. Me too.

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- Full veil and everything.
- Yeah, for sure.

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And then, yeah, I don't know.
I don't know.

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I got a lot to figure out, you know,

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like, am I gonna
move back to Chicago or...

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Oh.

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I mean, just that
Chicago has all that wind,

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and Hannah's here.

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Oh, we broke up.

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What? Oh, no.

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- I'm so sorry.
- It's fine.

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No, it's... I mean, we only
dated for, like, a month.

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Oh, man, that is not long enough.

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Well, I had no idea
that you two had broken up.

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Yes, you did.

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I told you they broke up,
like, ten minutes ago.

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No, you didn't.

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Oh.

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No, I didn't tell you that.

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It was the other Latina employee,

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and you all look the same to me

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because I'm a racist,

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so that's something
I should probably work on.

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She still thinks Sandra's Latina.

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Oh, what about boxing as a hobby?

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You look great in silk shorts.

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I know, but I'm just
uncomfortable with the punching.

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Well, yeah, there's a lot
of punching in it.

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Well, what about, uh, fishing?

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A lot of retired people like that.

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What would be the point?
I can't eat the fish.

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His throat's a bone magnet.

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You know, Mateo, it's funny.

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You're undocumented, and I'm over 60,

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and America doesn't want
either of us to work anymore.

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Right, but...

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I'm under constant fear of deportation,

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and you get discounts
at movie theaters, so...

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Not new releases.

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Wow, must be awful
to live in terror of spoilers.

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Excuse me.

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Ooh, what about grilling?

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That could be fun.

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Okay, Jerusha, no offense,

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but you are spiraling right now.

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Yeah, I'm hoping I can get another

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floor supervisor job.

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I just bought a ton of clipboards.

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What about you, Ames?

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Have you thought about
what you want to do next?

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I mean, I have
some interviews lined up.

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Turns out, once you've
been an executive,

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it's kind of easy to stay an executive.

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- Nice.
- Hmm.

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Hey, so, um...

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how upset was Jonah

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when I left?

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Oh, I'd say...

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- pretty upset.
- Pretty upset.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, like...

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9.5.

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Solid 9.5.

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That makes... that makes sense.

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You're not thinking about getting back

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on that merry-go-round, are you?

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Is this, like a,

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"you break it, you
bought it" situation?

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Dina, it's not like that.

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No, it's just,

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once I got out to California,

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everything just felt...

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And...

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I don't know, I think I...

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I think I made a mistake
not marrying Jonah.

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Ya think?

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I just... I can't anymore.

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She's been pretty upset too.

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Garrett, for the contact list,

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- you wrote email@email.email.
- Oh, really?

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You too cool to keep
in touch with everybody?

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I'm just being realistic, man.

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Look, we work together,

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and now we're gonna go work
with other people.

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I'd rather skip the part
where we email for a week

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trying to plan some
fictional group trip.

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But we are doing a group trip.

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It's either gonna be Kansas City

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or Tokyo.

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Buddy, we're not
making it to Applebee's,

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and we work down the street
from Applebee's.

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Ugh, love Applebee's.

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Okay, any five.

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Doesn't matter who.

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Let's see.

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Here we go.

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Oh, oh, God, no.

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Nope, not gonna work. All right.

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Hey.

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Hey.

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So I've been meaning to tell you, uh,

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"The Americans" is really good.

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- You watched it.
- I did.

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I mean, I watched basically everything.

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You know, pandemic.

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I kept wanting to text you, but...

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Well, I'm glad you liked it.

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And, um...

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the other thing that I've
been wanting to tell you

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is that I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry for the way I left.

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It was...

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selfish and awful and...

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Hey, I... we... I don't...

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look, you don't have to apologize to me

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for not wanting to marry me.

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No!

264
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It wasn't even about that.

265
00:09:31,747 --> 00:09:33,661
I just... I think that, like,

266
00:09:33,943 --> 00:09:35,676
my brain short-circuited.

267
00:09:35,712 --> 00:09:38,145
You know, suddenly I had
all these options

268
00:09:38,181 --> 00:09:39,714
for the first time in
my life, and I was like,

269
00:09:39,749 --> 00:09:41,916
"Yay, I get to decide what I want,

270
00:09:41,951 --> 00:09:44,245
but wait, like, how do I
decide what I want?"

271
00:09:44,360 --> 00:09:46,393
Yeah, welcome
to the world of privilege.

272
00:09:46,395 --> 00:09:48,853
It's very hard on this side of things.

273
00:09:48,854 --> 00:09:50,159
Why didn't you warn me?

274
00:09:50,161 --> 00:09:51,161
Don't know.

275
00:09:51,394 --> 00:09:52,600
Look, Jonah,

276
00:09:53,236 --> 00:09:54,992
I didn't know what I wanted,

277
00:09:55,852 --> 00:09:57,565
but I know now, and...

278
00:09:57,600 --> 00:10:00,468
Amy, I'm happy that you figured it out.

279
00:10:00,503 --> 00:10:02,269
I really, really am.

280
00:10:02,305 --> 00:10:04,239
But I'm not just...

281
00:10:05,674 --> 00:10:07,478
I don't know, I'm not just
something you can schedule

282
00:10:07,497 --> 00:10:09,288
for whenever you're free, you know?

283
00:10:10,246 --> 00:10:11,676
I'm sorry, but I just...

284
00:10:11,914 --> 00:10:14,166
I don't know what I want anymore.

285
00:10:15,711 --> 00:10:16,843
Okay.

286
00:10:20,823 --> 00:10:22,704
Um, if you figure it out...

287
00:10:25,061 --> 00:10:26,185
Let me know.

288
00:10:37,571 --> 00:10:41,874
_

289
00:10:45,374 --> 00:10:47,699
Excuse me. Um, where
would I find nutmeg?

290
00:10:47,735 --> 00:10:49,334
Nutmeg? Well, that's aisle 12,

291
00:10:49,370 --> 00:10:50,903
- right over there.
- Aisle 12.

292
00:10:50,905 --> 00:10:52,172
Okay, thank you so much for your help.

293
00:10:52,173 --> 00:10:53,972
- You're so welcome.
- Uh...

294
00:10:54,008 --> 00:10:55,807
the coronavirus.

295
00:10:57,144 --> 00:10:58,644
- Okay.
- Have a heavenly day.

296
00:10:58,679 --> 00:11:00,179
Okay, thanks, okay.

297
00:11:00,481 --> 00:11:01,747
You a big spice guy?

298
00:11:01,749 --> 00:11:03,916
That man might be
my last customer ever.

299
00:11:03,951 --> 00:11:05,750
It's so sad.

300
00:11:05,839 --> 00:11:07,539
Yeah, we're all...

301
00:11:07,541 --> 00:11:08,631
I'm gonna miss this.

302
00:11:08,689 --> 00:11:09,622
You know, I thought I had

303
00:11:09,657 --> 00:11:11,791
a few more good years left in me.

304
00:11:11,826 --> 00:11:12,992
You know, my dad,

305
00:11:13,027 --> 00:11:15,327
he worked at our hardware
store till he was 80.

306
00:11:15,363 --> 00:11:16,929
I thought I'd do the same, but...

307
00:11:16,964 --> 00:11:18,397
it's just so unfair.

308
00:11:18,399 --> 00:11:19,417
Glenn!

309
00:11:19,567 --> 00:11:21,367
If you don't want
to retire, then don't.

310
00:11:21,402 --> 00:11:23,169
No one's making you stop working.

311
00:11:23,661 --> 00:11:25,553
Hey, Mat...

312
00:11:32,113 --> 00:11:33,746
Hey, everyone!

313
00:11:33,781 --> 00:11:36,382
I'm not gonna retire.

314
00:11:36,417 --> 00:11:39,485
Uh, yeah, I think
I'm gonna get a new job

315
00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:43,088
or maybe even reopen
Sturgis & Sons Hardware,

316
00:11:43,124 --> 00:11:45,291
though I-I have to check with Jerusha,

317
00:11:45,326 --> 00:11:47,226
because, you know,
it's a very big commitment.

318
00:11:47,261 --> 00:11:49,695
I think it's a great idea!

319
00:11:50,073 --> 00:11:51,371
Hey, guys, good news.

320
00:11:51,375 --> 00:11:52,867
Jerusha's in.

321
00:11:59,468 --> 00:12:00,634
You okay?

322
00:12:01,644 --> 00:12:02,752
Oh.

323
00:12:03,371 --> 00:12:05,167
I'm the new fulfillment center manager,

324
00:12:05,168 --> 00:12:06,746
but I can only keep five employees,

325
00:12:06,747 --> 00:12:08,949
and I can't make up my mind.

326
00:12:08,974 --> 00:12:10,707
When I have a tough decision to make,

327
00:12:10,732 --> 00:12:12,410
I like to spend a Sunday on the bus.

328
00:12:12,530 --> 00:12:14,396
Pack a little lunch, and just bus on it.

329
00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:15,794
Ah, Sandra, I can't get sucked

330
00:12:15,795 --> 00:12:17,288
into your bleak life, okay?

331
00:12:17,323 --> 00:12:19,077
Zephra needs a list now.

332
00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:21,739
Okay.

333
00:12:30,136 --> 00:12:31,218
Done.

334
00:12:33,872 --> 00:12:35,805
Yeah, that's it.

335
00:12:37,141 --> 00:12:38,956
Why the "AM" next to your name?

336
00:12:39,686 --> 00:12:41,686
'Cause I'm your assistant manager.

337
00:12:47,486 --> 00:12:48,539
If that's okay with you.

338
00:12:48,541 --> 00:12:49,609
I don't want to be presumptuous.

339
00:12:49,610 --> 00:12:50,842
No, you're in.

340
00:12:50,877 --> 00:12:52,076
I was going for, like, a...

341
00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:54,008
cool, badass moment.

342
00:12:54,033 --> 00:12:55,305
- Yeah, I got that.
- Good.

343
00:12:55,497 --> 00:12:57,165
Yeah, you don't need to do...

344
00:12:57,177 --> 00:12:58,568
okay, you did. All right.

345
00:12:58,636 --> 00:13:00,175
This is probably the last time

346
00:13:00,177 --> 00:13:02,406
I'm ever gonna clean up slushie vomit.

347
00:13:02,944 --> 00:13:04,320
Oh, can you take a picture?

348
00:13:05,071 --> 00:13:06,537
No. What?

349
00:13:06,572 --> 00:13:07,598
Look, I don't get it.

350
00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:09,005
We work in a big, dumb, ugly store,

351
00:13:09,007 --> 00:13:10,374
and everybody's acting
like they're Jordan

352
00:13:10,375 --> 00:13:11,866
walking off the court
for the last time.

353
00:13:12,077 --> 00:13:13,176
Aw,

354
00:13:13,205 --> 00:13:15,902
your last slushie vomit.

355
00:13:16,482 --> 00:13:18,349
- Come on.
- Look at this.

356
00:13:18,351 --> 00:13:20,115
I was cleaning out
my office, and I found

357
00:13:20,148 --> 00:13:23,493
these old tapes
of everyone's job interviews.

358
00:13:23,523 --> 00:13:25,230
- Ooh.
- Wait, I don't remember...

359
00:13:25,232 --> 00:13:27,098
did you secretly record
our job interviews?

360
00:13:27,426 --> 00:13:28,896
Yeah, but, you know,

361
00:13:28,898 --> 00:13:30,330
just so I'd have proof in case

362
00:13:30,332 --> 00:13:32,348
someone accused me of not hiring them

363
00:13:32,350 --> 00:13:34,141
unless they did me sexual favors.

364
00:13:34,287 --> 00:13:36,616
I mean, Pastor Craig
was falsely accused

365
00:13:36,641 --> 00:13:39,133
30 times by women and men.

366
00:13:47,405 --> 00:13:50,225
Testing. Jesus seizes cheeses.

367
00:13:50,256 --> 00:13:52,723
Jesus seizes cheeses.

368
00:13:52,909 --> 00:13:54,800
I don't know if I've ever
seen her videos.

369
00:13:55,855 --> 00:13:57,237
Hi, you must be Amy.

370
00:13:57,289 --> 00:13:59,122
- Damn, Amy, you were hot.
- Thank you.

371
00:13:59,125 --> 00:14:01,225
- Boner alert.
- Dude, she's a teenager.

372
00:14:01,386 --> 00:14:03,232
Yeah, but I was a teenager then, too,

373
00:14:03,235 --> 00:14:04,245
so it's not weird.

374
00:14:04,247 --> 00:14:05,789
So glad I came back for this.

375
00:14:05,965 --> 00:14:07,698
- Yeah.
- Um, once you've worked here

376
00:14:07,733 --> 00:14:09,233
for a year, it starts to get good.

377
00:14:09,268 --> 00:14:12,036
Oh, um, thank you
so much, but actually,

378
00:14:12,071 --> 00:14:13,598
I'm going to college in the fall,

379
00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:16,460
so I'm only planning
to be here a few months.

380
00:14:16,485 --> 00:14:18,458
205 months, to be exact.

381
00:14:19,111 --> 00:14:20,708
Oh, young Amy,

382
00:14:20,839 --> 00:14:23,306
with your big, big dreams
and your tiny, tiny pores.

383
00:14:23,334 --> 00:14:25,213
They were so tiny.

384
00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:26,930
- Sorry.
- No, please, go ahead.

385
00:14:26,932 --> 00:14:28,932
Oh, my God.

386
00:14:28,934 --> 00:14:30,554
You worked at The Spaghetti Factory?

387
00:14:30,590 --> 00:14:32,034
I go there all the time.

388
00:14:32,036 --> 00:14:33,769
Wait a minute, I know you.

389
00:14:34,093 --> 00:14:36,594
Fettuccine Alfredo,
side of grilled cheese,

390
00:14:36,629 --> 00:14:37,894
three glasses of juice.

391
00:14:37,896 --> 00:14:39,595
- That's incredible.
- Yeah.

392
00:14:39,597 --> 00:14:41,797
Aw, you guys used to get along.

393
00:14:41,934 --> 00:14:43,820
I also worked in the bird
department at Petco.

394
00:14:43,822 --> 00:14:46,704
Oh. God, you know,
I don't get how people

395
00:14:46,739 --> 00:14:47,962
can keep birds as pets.

396
00:14:47,964 --> 00:14:49,397
They're disgusting.

397
00:14:49,399 --> 00:14:51,490
- Rats with feathers.
- Uh-huh.

398
00:14:52,345 --> 00:14:53,577
Let's move on.

399
00:14:53,613 --> 00:14:54,906
Okay, well, um...

400
00:14:54,967 --> 00:14:56,801
Hey, here's what you need
to know about Garrett McNeill.

401
00:14:58,451 --> 00:14:59,783
Oh, my God.

402
00:14:59,819 --> 00:15:00,968
That guy's handsome.

403
00:15:01,180 --> 00:15:02,280
Am I hard on myself?

404
00:15:02,763 --> 00:15:04,063
Sure,

405
00:15:04,390 --> 00:15:06,490
but I call it taking the job seriously.

406
00:15:06,531 --> 00:15:07,590
- Wow.
- What?

407
00:15:07,592 --> 00:15:09,692
I give a good interview.
What can I say?

408
00:15:09,755 --> 00:15:11,845
Why do you want to work at Cloud 9?

409
00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:15,045
Um, actually, I already work here.

410
00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:16,734
You hired me two weeks ago.

411
00:15:16,769 --> 00:15:18,335
I don't think so.

412
00:15:18,371 --> 00:15:20,004
I think I'd remember that.

413
00:15:22,375 --> 00:15:23,707
You gave me one of these.

414
00:15:23,743 --> 00:15:24,999
I'm so sorry.

415
00:15:25,001 --> 00:15:25,948
It's just that you've got

416
00:15:25,991 --> 00:15:28,091
such a forgettable face, you know?

417
00:15:28,180 --> 00:15:30,529
- I know.
- I think you'd make a great spy, though.

418
00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:32,485
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

419
00:15:42,610 --> 00:15:44,929
And so we were in line at Claire's...

420
00:15:44,964 --> 00:15:46,363
- Oh, my goodness.
- Oh!

421
00:15:46,399 --> 00:15:48,432
My purple hair thingy.

422
00:15:48,587 --> 00:15:49,868
Corona was like, "You eat it."

423
00:15:49,870 --> 00:15:52,564
And I was like,
"Nah, girl, that is narsty."

424
00:15:52,566 --> 00:15:53,637
You eat it."

425
00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:56,031
And that, ladies and gentlemen,
is our current floor supervisor.

426
00:15:56,334 --> 00:15:58,296
I know, right? Life is nuts.

427
00:15:59,078 --> 00:16:01,045
I don't know if I should say anything,

428
00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:03,651
but there's a Scott Baio
wannabe waiting outside,

429
00:16:03,672 --> 00:16:05,058
and I heard him tell his meth dealer

430
00:16:05,083 --> 00:16:06,517
- that he just wants to rob the place.
- Hey, um,

431
00:16:06,523 --> 00:16:07,607
when the store closes,

432
00:16:07,609 --> 00:16:10,446
do you want to...
keep hangin' and bangin',

433
00:16:10,796 --> 00:16:12,094
like, as my boyfriend?

434
00:16:13,626 --> 00:16:14,628
Yeah.

435
00:16:14,961 --> 00:16:17,628
- Yeah.
- Okay. Cool.

436
00:16:17,663 --> 00:16:18,796
Tell me more about you.

437
00:16:18,831 --> 00:16:20,130
I just want to say

438
00:16:20,166 --> 00:16:21,799
that if you give me the chance,

439
00:16:21,834 --> 00:16:23,122
I will work harder

440
00:16:23,129 --> 00:16:24,462
than anyone you know.

441
00:16:24,563 --> 00:16:27,707
I will literally dig through
concrete with my bare hands

442
00:16:27,709 --> 00:16:29,109
until they're bloody stumps

443
00:16:29,111 --> 00:16:30,374
and I have to do stuff with my feet.

444
00:16:31,022 --> 00:16:33,044
You know, I could use a hard worker

445
00:16:33,046 --> 00:16:34,903
like that at Sturgis & Sons.

446
00:16:36,721 --> 00:16:38,029
Really?

447
00:16:40,978 --> 00:16:41,978
Thank you.

448
00:16:44,895 --> 00:16:46,593
Should we do, like,
denim or leather aprons?

449
00:16:46,912 --> 00:16:48,412
Denim, right, like, a raw denim?

450
00:16:48,414 --> 00:16:50,247
Okay. I love it. I love it.

451
00:16:50,467 --> 00:16:51,691
It's more my color.

452
00:17:00,757 --> 00:17:02,358
Jonah Simms.

453
00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:05,252
Wow, you have had a lot of jobs.

454
00:17:05,253 --> 00:17:08,431
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I worked at a
consulting firm for a few months

455
00:17:08,433 --> 00:17:10,668
and then an ad agency for six weeks.

456
00:17:10,670 --> 00:17:11,959
I sold gym memberships.

457
00:17:11,961 --> 00:17:13,906
I was a barista, a tour guide.

458
00:17:13,969 --> 00:17:15,602
I went to business school
for a semester,

459
00:17:15,638 --> 00:17:18,272
but now I'm just at a place in my life

460
00:17:18,274 --> 00:17:19,799
where I really want to change.

461
00:17:19,801 --> 00:17:21,868
You know, I just want
to spend a couple months

462
00:17:21,870 --> 00:17:23,870
just not using my brain.

463
00:17:24,079 --> 00:17:25,445
- Whoa!
- Boo!

464
00:17:25,481 --> 00:17:27,180
All right, yeah, I know.
I get it. I know.

465
00:17:27,216 --> 00:17:28,682
I can't listen to myself either,

466
00:17:28,717 --> 00:17:29,683
so enjoy.

467
00:17:29,718 --> 00:17:31,585
All right, all right.

468
00:17:31,620 --> 00:17:33,053
- Use your brain?
- No, no, I mean,

469
00:17:33,088 --> 00:17:34,021
it's not just that.

470
00:17:34,056 --> 00:17:35,789
It's... you know,

471
00:17:35,824 --> 00:17:37,724
when you think about it,
a store like this

472
00:17:37,726 --> 00:17:39,759
is actually pretty
incredible, you know?

473
00:17:39,834 --> 00:17:41,434
You help people do their homework

474
00:17:41,463 --> 00:17:42,997
and find their styles

475
00:17:42,998 --> 00:17:44,698
and feed their grandchildren.

476
00:17:44,733 --> 00:17:47,538
You know, there's magic in that.

477
00:17:48,270 --> 00:17:50,604
I don't know, people always
talk about going out

478
00:17:50,639 --> 00:17:52,639
and finding something special,

479
00:17:52,675 --> 00:17:55,809
but, you know, maybe we don't
have to look that hard.

480
00:17:55,844 --> 00:17:58,434
You know, maybe everything is special.

481
00:18:02,051 --> 00:18:04,017
How many jobs have you had?

482
00:18:04,169 --> 00:18:05,289
What?

483
00:18:05,299 --> 00:18:07,836
Not including paper routes
and babysitting or whatever,

484
00:18:07,838 --> 00:18:09,371
how many actual jobs?

485
00:18:09,591 --> 00:18:11,968
Too many to count. 20, 30?

486
00:18:12,227 --> 00:18:14,837
Yeah, you never stick with anything.

487
00:18:15,509 --> 00:18:16,979
Except this.

488
00:18:17,366 --> 00:18:19,598
You've been here six years. Why?

489
00:18:20,047 --> 00:18:22,206
I don't know. It's a good job.

490
00:18:22,208 --> 00:18:24,158
No, it's not. It's a terrible job.

491
00:18:24,173 --> 00:18:25,077
It's not that bad.

492
00:18:25,079 --> 00:18:26,912
Jonah, why did you stay here?

493
00:18:27,176 --> 00:18:28,667
Why do you think, Amy?

494
00:18:33,449 --> 00:18:36,249
You know, when I first met you,

495
00:18:36,285 --> 00:18:39,320
I thought you were the most
annoying person I'd ever met,

496
00:18:39,623 --> 00:18:41,902
with your "moments of beauty,"

497
00:18:41,927 --> 00:18:43,690
"seize the day" crap

498
00:18:43,726 --> 00:18:46,717
like you'd watched "Dead
Poets Society" too many times.

499
00:18:46,803 --> 00:18:47,872
Shows what you know.

500
00:18:47,873 --> 00:18:49,770
You can't watch "Dead
Poets Society" too many times.

501
00:18:49,858 --> 00:18:51,301
I hated how cheesy you were.

502
00:18:51,533 --> 00:18:53,086
I hated how woke you were.

503
00:18:53,088 --> 00:18:55,495
I hated how often
you used the word "artisan."

504
00:18:55,537 --> 00:18:58,038
But most of all, I
hated how you believed

505
00:18:58,073 --> 00:18:59,987
that life could be better than it was.

506
00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:03,239
And yet here we are.

507
00:19:05,318 --> 00:19:09,103
And my life is so much better
than it was...

508
00:19:10,552 --> 00:19:11,918
because of you.

509
00:19:12,550 --> 00:19:14,025
And I...

510
00:19:14,050 --> 00:19:15,168
I screwed it all up.

511
00:19:15,169 --> 00:19:16,301
I know that.

512
00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:20,249
But you waited six years for me,

513
00:19:20,274 --> 00:19:21,973
so if I have to wait an...

514
00:19:31,807 --> 00:19:34,141
I'm sorry, it's just,
you were talking so much.

515
00:19:34,176 --> 00:19:35,575
I didn't know what to do.

516
00:19:37,346 --> 00:19:39,346
Excuse me. Hi.

517
00:19:39,381 --> 00:19:40,750
Does the "cup" in "menstrual cup"

518
00:19:40,751 --> 00:19:42,215
refer to, like, the shape

519
00:19:42,251 --> 00:19:43,717
or the volume?

520
00:19:46,288 --> 00:19:47,536
Have to say,

521
00:19:47,602 --> 00:19:49,302
I always thought when they
shut this place down,

522
00:19:49,304 --> 00:19:50,904
it would be because
of something you did.

523
00:19:52,461 --> 00:19:54,047
Me too.

524
00:19:55,297 --> 00:19:56,463
Hey.

525
00:19:56,498 --> 00:19:58,248
Take care of the old gal, will you?

526
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:00,865
I will.

527
00:20:02,404 --> 00:20:03,804
Attention, shoppers.

528
00:20:03,839 --> 00:20:05,705
Please bring your final
purchases up to checkout,

529
00:20:05,741 --> 00:20:08,542
'cause this store
is about to close forever.

530
00:20:08,577 --> 00:20:10,577
On behalf of everyone here at Cloud 9,

531
00:20:10,612 --> 00:20:12,112
I'd just like to say...

532
00:20:12,147 --> 00:20:13,547
buh-bye.

533
00:20:21,156 --> 00:20:23,976
Sorry, that shouldn't be
the last thing I say.

534
00:20:24,693 --> 00:20:27,372
20... years of announcements.

535
00:20:27,796 --> 00:20:29,805
I mean, I'm not a sentimental guy.

536
00:20:29,858 --> 00:20:31,560
That's not my thing.

537
00:20:31,612 --> 00:20:34,243
But it did just occur
to me that this is...

538
00:20:35,104 --> 00:20:36,303
this is the end.

539
00:20:36,338 --> 00:20:38,567
I mean, don't get me wrong. It's a job.

540
00:20:38,919 --> 00:20:41,586
If jobs were fun,
they wouldn't pay us to do it.

541
00:20:41,777 --> 00:20:44,587
But occasionally there
were moments that...

542
00:20:45,030 --> 00:20:46,244
weren't so bad.

543
00:20:46,992 --> 00:20:49,125
And for whatever reason,

544
00:20:49,150 --> 00:20:50,749
those are...

545
00:20:50,774 --> 00:20:53,241
the only things
I can remember right now.

546
00:20:53,455 --> 00:20:54,831
You know, most jobs suck

547
00:20:54,833 --> 00:20:56,973
99% of the time.

548
00:20:58,192 --> 00:20:59,356
So you really...

549
00:21:00,262 --> 00:21:02,373
really gotta enjoy those
moments that don't...

550
00:21:02,731 --> 00:21:04,264
Are we Sturgis & Friends?

551
00:21:04,299 --> 00:21:05,443
No!

552
00:21:05,445 --> 00:21:07,648
Those bits of fun you have
during downtime...

553
00:21:07,703 --> 00:21:09,137
- Are we Sturgis & Sons?
- Yes!

554
00:21:09,139 --> 00:21:10,310
All right, let's get to work.

555
00:21:10,312 --> 00:21:11,501
Or an interesting conversation

556
00:21:11,526 --> 00:21:12,655
with a coworker...

557
00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:15,648
- For the lab.
- Boom!

558
00:21:15,677 --> 00:21:16,843
Or something happens

559
00:21:16,879 --> 00:21:18,545
that you can laugh about later...

560
00:21:18,580 --> 00:21:20,280
Oh, that's a picture of my honeymoon.

561
00:21:20,315 --> 00:21:21,548
Sorry about that.

562
00:21:21,583 --> 00:21:23,216
Or you do something

563
00:21:23,252 --> 00:21:24,684
that you're actually proud of.

564
00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:26,755
Looking great, guys.
Keep up the good work.

565
00:21:27,156 --> 00:21:29,189
If you're lucky, maybe you
even get to be friends

566
00:21:29,224 --> 00:21:31,258
with a coworker or two along the way.

567
00:21:34,096 --> 00:21:36,196
Not sure what else
you could want in a job.

568
00:21:38,807 --> 00:21:41,201
- How did you do this?
- With my mouth!

569
00:21:43,672 --> 00:21:46,006
- Oh, my God. Look at that.
- I know.

570
00:22:01,190 --> 00:22:03,089
Love you.

571
00:22:03,125 --> 00:22:04,624
- They're asleep.
- Both of them?

572
00:22:04,660 --> 00:22:06,193
- Yeah.
- Nice.

573
00:22:18,845 --> 00:22:19,942
At any rate...

574
00:22:21,366 --> 00:22:23,148
thank you for shopping with us.

575
00:22:23,745 --> 00:22:25,933
Cloud 9 is now closed.

576
00:22:35,853 --> 00:22:43,228
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