1 00:00:01,049 --> 00:00:02,703 Wow. Pregnant. 2 00:00:02,734 --> 00:00:04,757 I'm having an abortion. 3 00:00:05,447 --> 00:00:07,992 Previously on "A Million Little Things"... 4 00:00:08,250 --> 00:00:10,585 All I was trying to do was to get you to take me seriously. 5 00:00:10,610 --> 00:00:11,654 So you stole our food? 6 00:00:11,679 --> 00:00:12,867 No. I delivered it. 7 00:00:12,892 --> 00:00:14,601 So you should hire me. 8 00:00:14,847 --> 00:00:16,414 I can't go. 9 00:00:16,439 --> 00:00:19,777 We're about to go pick up my son from school to go camping. 10 00:00:19,802 --> 00:00:21,630 You're telling me the reason why you can't go 11 00:00:21,655 --> 00:00:23,570 is because Maggie needs you? 12 00:00:26,683 --> 00:00:28,728 The last call Jon made... 13 00:00:29,135 --> 00:00:31,343 I was the person on the other end. 14 00:00:31,368 --> 00:00:33,718 You called me because you thought I was still using, 15 00:00:33,743 --> 00:00:36,031 and you wanted me to get you pills. 16 00:00:36,110 --> 00:00:38,171 The only reason my last song broke through 17 00:00:38,196 --> 00:00:39,632 was 'cause I made it with you. 18 00:00:39,747 --> 00:00:41,271 I need you... 19 00:00:41,296 --> 00:00:43,539 maybe even more than you need me. 20 00:00:47,801 --> 00:00:51,648 Okay, Theo is logged on and ready for remote learning. 21 00:00:51,673 --> 00:00:54,257 Apparently, he put a stack of books on the shelf behind him 22 00:00:54,282 --> 00:00:56,304 to make his backdrop seem more academic. 23 00:00:56,329 --> 00:00:58,810 Oh, that's why he asked me earlier 24 00:00:58,835 --> 00:01:00,881 if I still had my textbooks from law school. 25 00:01:02,759 --> 00:01:05,544 Um, what time is Dakota coming over? 26 00:01:05,569 --> 00:01:06,867 She should be here any minute. 27 00:01:06,892 --> 00:01:07,892 And you guys are... 28 00:01:07,917 --> 00:01:10,311 We are staying in the garage. Don't worry. 29 00:01:10,425 --> 00:01:11,414 Thank you. 30 00:01:11,438 --> 00:01:12,774 Yeah, I know you don't want her in the house, 31 00:01:12,798 --> 00:01:14,733 but she did tell me that she's three months sober. 32 00:01:14,757 --> 00:01:16,430 Yeah, well, just because someone says they're sober 33 00:01:16,454 --> 00:01:17,695 doesn't mean they are. 34 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:20,437 Seriously, where is the aspirin? 35 00:01:20,462 --> 00:01:22,562 I could have sworn it was here. 36 00:01:23,069 --> 00:01:24,418 Ugh. 37 00:01:31,008 --> 00:01:32,289 I can barely think. I... 38 00:01:32,314 --> 00:01:34,000 You know what? Maybe they're upstairs. 39 00:01:34,025 --> 00:01:35,418 Maybe. 40 00:01:57,381 --> 00:01:59,101 Ah. It's not there. 41 00:01:59,126 --> 00:02:00,562 Look what I found. 42 00:02:01,232 --> 00:02:03,655 I, um, remembered I put them on a lower shelf 43 00:02:03,680 --> 00:02:05,233 so that I could get to them. 44 00:02:05,258 --> 00:02:06,492 These are the last two. 45 00:02:06,517 --> 00:02:07,991 Thank you. 46 00:02:08,016 --> 00:02:10,788 Okay, uh, I'm gonna stop by the grocery store on the way home. 47 00:02:10,813 --> 00:02:14,256 Oh. And if a pint of cookie dough just happens 48 00:02:14,281 --> 00:02:16,154 to fall into the shopping cart, 49 00:02:16,179 --> 00:02:17,876 wouldn't be the worst thing ever. 50 00:02:19,336 --> 00:02:20,724 Thank you. 51 00:02:24,639 --> 00:02:29,530 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 52 00:02:29,975 --> 00:02:31,084 N... Darce! 53 00:02:31,109 --> 00:02:33,429 Darce, don't touch the doorknob with your hand. 54 00:02:33,454 --> 00:02:35,101 You might as well be licking it. 55 00:02:35,126 --> 00:02:37,867 - Oh. Okay, well... - You... You got to treat every surface 56 00:02:37,892 --> 00:02:39,807 like it's patient zero, okay? 57 00:02:39,832 --> 00:02:42,390 - Okay. - How was Target? 58 00:02:42,415 --> 00:02:45,648 Someone here is a big fan of the contactless drive-up. 59 00:02:45,673 --> 00:02:47,936 Yeah. Ordered on the app. 60 00:02:47,961 --> 00:02:50,304 Just popped the trunk when we got there. 61 00:02:50,329 --> 00:02:51,722 Didn't have to be near anyone. 62 00:02:51,747 --> 00:02:53,210 Sounds like your dream come true. 63 00:02:53,235 --> 00:02:55,007 Yeah. Kind of is, actually. 64 00:02:55,032 --> 00:02:58,499 Okay. Alright, Magic Mike, let's try to keep things PG. 65 00:02:58,524 --> 00:03:01,570 Soph, this is a synthetic fabric. 66 00:03:01,595 --> 00:03:03,874 That means it can be riddled with droplets. 67 00:03:03,899 --> 00:03:06,047 - You're welcome for saving your life. - Okay. 68 00:03:06,071 --> 00:03:08,257 Oh, are you guys making ice cream sandwiches 69 00:03:08,282 --> 00:03:10,817 with the enormous cookies from Marcienne's? 70 00:03:10,842 --> 00:03:12,578 Ooh, yeah, maybe. 71 00:03:12,603 --> 00:03:14,328 Does Liam like ice cream sandwiches? 72 00:03:14,353 --> 00:03:16,355 No, I've been raising a small psychopath. 73 00:03:16,380 --> 00:03:19,460 Well, I don't know. Maybe he hates fun. 74 00:03:19,860 --> 00:03:21,382 Speaking of psychopaths, 75 00:03:21,407 --> 00:03:23,945 I still can't believe Gary's letting a stranger in the house. 76 00:03:23,970 --> 00:03:27,061 I mean, the only person who's been here since March is you. 77 00:03:27,086 --> 00:03:28,851 Well, Jamie, but... 78 00:03:29,399 --> 00:03:31,273 Jamie? Maggie's Jamie? 79 00:03:31,609 --> 00:03:33,492 When was he here? 80 00:03:33,517 --> 00:03:36,123 He stopped by the afternoon you went camping. 81 00:03:36,148 --> 00:03:37,859 Thought Maggie was here, but... 82 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:40,007 Just don't tell Officer Purell. 83 00:03:40,032 --> 00:03:43,328 Hey, are you using a fresh wipe each time? 84 00:03:43,446 --> 00:03:45,735 I... am now. 85 00:03:46,121 --> 00:03:47,821 Hey! Yeah, what's up? 86 00:03:47,846 --> 00:03:50,571 Yeah, I know, I've been singing in my sleep lately. 87 00:03:50,596 --> 00:03:52,008 Hey, what is this move? At least... 88 00:03:52,033 --> 00:03:54,034 At least take a wipe, okay? 89 00:03:54,059 --> 00:03:55,446 Studies show that cellphones 90 00:03:55,471 --> 00:03:57,386 have more germs than toilet seats. 91 00:04:02,651 --> 00:04:05,610 Alrighty, so what do we have here? 92 00:04:05,635 --> 00:04:09,552 "So, a hot British man has gotten you pregnant." 93 00:04:09,657 --> 00:04:12,536 It's weird that they would personalize it so much. 94 00:04:12,561 --> 00:04:15,802 I'm kidding. It says, "Urinate on th..." 95 00:04:15,827 --> 00:04:17,700 Oh, my God! You're already doing it? 96 00:04:17,725 --> 00:04:19,576 Oh, what gave it away? Me sitting on the toilet, 97 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:21,123 or the sound of tinkle hitting the water? 98 00:04:21,147 --> 00:04:23,255 Just... I-I didn't know that we were at the point 99 00:04:23,280 --> 00:04:24,568 in our relationship where you... 100 00:04:24,593 --> 00:04:25,963 Oh, yeah, dude. You got me pregnant. 101 00:04:25,987 --> 00:04:27,911 We are way past that. 102 00:04:27,936 --> 00:04:29,325 So past that that apparently 103 00:04:29,350 --> 00:04:31,613 you've started calling me "dude." 104 00:04:31,638 --> 00:04:33,031 According to this, 105 00:04:33,056 --> 00:04:35,536 it says it takes three to five minutes. 106 00:04:35,561 --> 00:04:37,513 According to this... 107 00:04:38,244 --> 00:04:41,810 it says I'm not pregnant. 108 00:04:46,764 --> 00:04:48,536 - You okay? - Yeah. 109 00:04:49,236 --> 00:04:50,874 Do you want to talk about it? 110 00:04:50,899 --> 00:04:53,442 I want to... 111 00:04:54,794 --> 00:04:58,278 take everything I'm feeling and put it in my podcast. 112 00:04:59,428 --> 00:05:01,734 Great. Love that plan. 113 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:03,449 But... 114 00:05:03,474 --> 00:05:06,090 can the first step be "flush"? 115 00:05:07,090 --> 00:05:08,482 Dude? 116 00:05:08,917 --> 00:05:10,583 Damn it. 117 00:05:10,608 --> 00:05:13,045 I just heard back from the advertising agency. 118 00:05:13,070 --> 00:05:15,942 Not one commercial is shooting on the Eastern Seaboard. 119 00:05:16,237 --> 00:05:17,673 How's it looking out there? 120 00:05:17,747 --> 00:05:19,215 I can't tell. 121 00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:20,546 Everyone's wearing masks, 122 00:05:20,571 --> 00:05:23,395 and their eyes are giving away nothing! 123 00:05:23,420 --> 00:05:26,004 We're just too slow right now to keep this much staff. 124 00:05:26,856 --> 00:05:28,223 I thought you already decided 125 00:05:28,248 --> 00:05:30,465 letting Albert go made the most sense. 126 00:05:31,086 --> 00:05:33,301 He's got a big salary, and a lot of his job 127 00:05:33,326 --> 00:05:34,652 is managing the kitchen when you're not here, 128 00:05:34,676 --> 00:05:36,113 which you don't need right now. 129 00:05:36,138 --> 00:05:38,379 I know, but it's Albert. 130 00:05:38,840 --> 00:05:42,321 I don't know, maybe two people will want to leave, 131 00:05:42,346 --> 00:05:44,297 and with those two salaries gone, 132 00:05:44,322 --> 00:05:45,680 I won't have to let Albert go. 133 00:05:45,705 --> 00:05:47,571 - Here he comes. Mask. - Okay. 134 00:05:50,917 --> 00:05:52,062 Well? 135 00:05:52,087 --> 00:05:53,555 No one wants to leave. 136 00:05:53,580 --> 00:05:54,641 No one? 137 00:05:54,666 --> 00:05:56,352 We're staying with our captain. 138 00:05:56,377 --> 00:05:57,726 Great! 139 00:05:59,758 --> 00:06:01,146 Yeah. 140 00:06:03,676 --> 00:06:07,708 Pro-tip... I do not recommend holding a disinfectant wipe 141 00:06:07,733 --> 00:06:08,913 in front of a teenager's face 142 00:06:08,938 --> 00:06:10,391 when she is flirting with her boyfriend. 143 00:06:10,415 --> 00:06:13,348 I am pretty certain she bit me. 144 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:15,592 Why didn't you tell me Jamie was in town? 145 00:06:17,282 --> 00:06:20,023 Why did you need to stay with Maggie 146 00:06:20,048 --> 00:06:22,137 if Jamie was there? 147 00:06:23,110 --> 00:06:24,850 - Uh... - You know what? Stop. 148 00:06:24,914 --> 00:06:26,741 Your whole face just changed. 149 00:06:26,766 --> 00:06:28,867 Like it did when I asked you why you went to go see Maggie 150 00:06:28,891 --> 00:06:32,015 at the airport, like it did when you said you had to stay with her, 151 00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:34,445 which apparently, you didn't even end up doing. 152 00:06:34,470 --> 00:06:36,437 It's one thing to play around with my emotions, 153 00:06:36,462 --> 00:06:38,063 but now you are playing around with Liam's, 154 00:06:38,087 --> 00:06:40,505 and I won't let you do that to my son. 155 00:06:48,271 --> 00:06:52,580 Darce. Darce, come on. Where are you going? 156 00:06:53,310 --> 00:06:55,599 I told you when we first met, I don't want to play games, 157 00:06:55,624 --> 00:06:58,115 - so I'm not going to. - Darcy, wait. Please. 158 00:07:00,273 --> 00:07:02,599 I was nervous about meeting Liam, okay? 159 00:07:02,935 --> 00:07:04,708 I still am. 160 00:07:05,195 --> 00:07:06,272 But it has nothing to do with us, 161 00:07:06,296 --> 00:07:08,100 and it certainly doesn't have anything to do with Maggie. 162 00:07:08,124 --> 00:07:09,647 Then what is it? 163 00:07:12,992 --> 00:07:15,691 When I was about Liam's age, 164 00:07:15,716 --> 00:07:19,482 my dad and I used to get these sausages in Downtown Crossing. 165 00:07:19,507 --> 00:07:21,427 The guy made them on a filthy pushcart 166 00:07:21,452 --> 00:07:23,974 and we would stand in line for half an hour every Saturday... 167 00:07:24,648 --> 00:07:26,271 and just talk. 168 00:07:26,682 --> 00:07:28,349 About the Sox, 169 00:07:28,895 --> 00:07:30,724 about whether or not 170 00:07:30,749 --> 00:07:33,833 Becky Laccito looked at me during algebra class, 171 00:07:34,384 --> 00:07:35,472 about everything. 172 00:07:35,497 --> 00:07:36,912 Gary, what does this have to do with... 173 00:07:36,936 --> 00:07:38,982 And then he started dating Nancy Alvarez. 174 00:07:39,007 --> 00:07:40,747 And you know what? She was a nice lady. 175 00:07:40,772 --> 00:07:42,992 But she started coming with us on Saturdays. 176 00:07:43,133 --> 00:07:44,904 And the next thing I know, 177 00:07:44,929 --> 00:07:48,585 he's not talking to me about baseball or cute girls. 178 00:07:49,627 --> 00:07:51,716 He's just talking to her. 179 00:07:52,694 --> 00:07:55,286 Somehow, I-I became a third wheel. 180 00:07:55,574 --> 00:07:57,997 And you felt like she was taking him away. 181 00:07:58,022 --> 00:08:00,083 Darce, I want to meet Liam. 182 00:08:00,576 --> 00:08:02,997 I really do. 183 00:08:03,941 --> 00:08:05,485 When I was driving up with the toboggan, 184 00:08:05,509 --> 00:08:07,630 I just... I got scared. 185 00:08:08,492 --> 00:08:12,746 Scared that I was taking away from time between you two, and... 186 00:08:14,814 --> 00:08:18,691 I-I-I don't ever want to make him feel like a third wheel. 187 00:08:23,201 --> 00:08:27,332 My Nancy Alvarez was Miriam Schumacher. 188 00:08:27,884 --> 00:08:29,842 She didn't even eat meat. 189 00:08:29,867 --> 00:08:32,696 She came with tofu and her own kids 190 00:08:32,721 --> 00:08:34,973 that ended up replacing me and my mom. 191 00:08:37,568 --> 00:08:39,700 Divorce sucks. 192 00:08:41,140 --> 00:08:42,837 It totally sucks. 193 00:08:44,850 --> 00:08:46,402 I'm sorry. 194 00:08:49,381 --> 00:08:52,309 And make sure they break the seal to the documents on camera. 195 00:08:52,334 --> 00:08:54,020 That way, you know they didn't have a chance to prep 196 00:08:54,044 --> 00:08:55,488 an answer ahead of time. 197 00:08:55,513 --> 00:08:57,269 Ooh, that's a good one. 198 00:08:57,294 --> 00:08:58,849 I still can't believe I'm asking for advice 199 00:08:58,873 --> 00:09:00,410 on a virtual deposition. 200 00:09:00,435 --> 00:09:01,652 What else do I need to know? 201 00:09:01,677 --> 00:09:03,566 Oh, my God. Most important thing. 202 00:09:03,591 --> 00:09:06,629 Judge Pavao's mole does not get any easier to look at 203 00:09:06,654 --> 00:09:07,677 in high def. 204 00:09:07,701 --> 00:09:09,176 It's like one of those Victorian paintings. 205 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:11,652 It follows you. Wait. 206 00:09:11,771 --> 00:09:15,176 Is that a giant bottle of hand sanitizer behind you? 207 00:09:15,201 --> 00:09:18,010 How did you get that, and can I have some? 208 00:09:18,035 --> 00:09:19,496 What's in it for me? 209 00:09:19,521 --> 00:09:20,848 Oh, come on. 210 00:09:20,873 --> 00:09:22,629 You don't need that much hand sanitizer. 211 00:09:22,654 --> 00:09:23,746 You live alone. 212 00:09:23,771 --> 00:09:25,505 Counselor, didn't you say that you haven't even left your house 213 00:09:25,529 --> 00:09:27,871 - since this all started? - Irrelevant. 214 00:09:28,018 --> 00:09:30,848 Although, if you have a lead on eggs, we can start talking. 215 00:09:30,873 --> 00:09:33,676 Mm. My neighbor Isabel might have some chickens. 216 00:09:33,701 --> 00:09:35,613 If you can get Farmer Izzy to part with a dozen, 217 00:09:35,638 --> 00:09:37,019 you got yourself a deal. 218 00:09:37,044 --> 00:09:39,340 You're an even tougher negotiator than Jon was. 219 00:09:39,365 --> 00:09:40,418 Are you kidding? 220 00:09:40,443 --> 00:09:42,283 He would've gotten you to throw in the chicken. 221 00:09:44,271 --> 00:09:48,301 So, I'll be back next week. Stay safe, Boston. 222 00:09:48,326 --> 00:09:51,512 Or... Although, this isn't just for Bostonians. 223 00:09:51,537 --> 00:09:55,439 It's maybe for Halifaxians or Pittsburghians. 224 00:09:55,464 --> 00:09:57,286 That can't be what you call yourselves. 225 00:09:57,310 --> 00:09:58,855 Is that what you call yourself? 226 00:09:59,233 --> 00:10:02,801 Uh... anyway, obviously still working on the outro. 227 00:10:03,307 --> 00:10:04,785 Goodbye. 228 00:10:07,972 --> 00:10:10,199 Oh, boy. You got that look. 229 00:10:10,224 --> 00:10:12,836 What look? This is just my very handsome face. 230 00:10:12,861 --> 00:10:14,515 No. You've been snooping. 231 00:10:14,540 --> 00:10:15,759 No. No. I just... 232 00:10:15,784 --> 00:10:17,757 I spilled something and I was... 233 00:10:17,782 --> 00:10:19,656 looking for Gary's vacuum cleaner, 234 00:10:19,681 --> 00:10:22,125 which I assumed would be in one of his desk drawers, 235 00:10:22,150 --> 00:10:23,369 - where I found... - No. 236 00:10:23,394 --> 00:10:24,735 I don't want to know what you found. 237 00:10:24,759 --> 00:10:26,935 Gary is letting us stay in his home for free. 238 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:28,571 We have to have some sort of boundaries. 239 00:10:28,596 --> 00:10:30,625 Do you remember when you said 240 00:10:30,650 --> 00:10:33,610 that Gary and Darcy were moving too fast? 241 00:10:33,868 --> 00:10:35,662 - No. - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 242 00:10:35,687 --> 00:10:38,908 Well, look what I found where the vacuum cleaner wasn't. 243 00:10:40,154 --> 00:10:42,615 I mean, I know they're practically 244 00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:45,295 living together right now, but a ring? 245 00:10:45,320 --> 00:10:47,303 Look at the size of it! 246 00:10:49,687 --> 00:10:52,037 I can't tell what's happening. Are you upset? 247 00:10:52,062 --> 00:10:54,296 I didn't mean to... I thought... I thought we could both do 248 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:56,146 that petty thing that you taught me how to do. 249 00:10:56,171 --> 00:10:57,435 Quite enjoy that. 250 00:10:58,361 --> 00:11:00,795 That ring isn't for Darcy. 251 00:11:04,125 --> 00:11:05,909 It was for me. 252 00:11:17,061 --> 00:11:19,929 ? I need something real now ? 253 00:11:20,621 --> 00:11:23,413 ? Something down inside ? 254 00:11:26,937 --> 00:11:29,217 What are you doing? We're recording the verse right now. 255 00:11:29,242 --> 00:11:31,241 - And you just took one. - No, I didn't. 256 00:11:31,266 --> 00:11:33,967 Eddie, can we... Can we stop screwing around? 257 00:11:33,992 --> 00:11:36,131 I need to get this track to Trevor by Monday. 258 00:11:36,156 --> 00:11:39,333 Hey, you wanted my help. This is the whole package. 259 00:11:39,358 --> 00:11:41,538 You can't just pick and choose the pieces you want. 260 00:11:41,563 --> 00:11:43,819 You wanted Eddie the rockstar? 261 00:11:43,844 --> 00:11:44,889 Here he is. 262 00:11:44,914 --> 00:11:46,152 Hey, Dakota. 263 00:11:46,177 --> 00:11:47,918 Dad, I can't figure out this math problem. 264 00:11:47,943 --> 00:11:49,771 - Can you help me? - Yeah, bud. 265 00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:52,116 I'll, uh... meet you in the dining room. 266 00:11:52,141 --> 00:11:53,949 Okay. Thanks. 267 00:12:00,937 --> 00:12:02,511 Okay. 268 00:12:02,713 --> 00:12:04,675 Let's take it again from the top. 269 00:12:05,761 --> 00:12:07,128 Uh... 270 00:12:07,715 --> 00:12:10,042 don't you have to go help Theo? 271 00:12:10,704 --> 00:12:12,472 Yea... Yes. 272 00:12:12,906 --> 00:12:15,082 Yeah. Yeah. Okay. 273 00:12:15,107 --> 00:12:17,042 So, while I'm gone, 274 00:12:17,067 --> 00:12:18,808 why don't you just check that last take? 275 00:12:18,833 --> 00:12:20,705 You were getting a little pitchy. 276 00:12:20,856 --> 00:12:22,613 While you're at it, why don't you 277 00:12:22,638 --> 00:12:24,355 check your attitude, too? 278 00:12:34,548 --> 00:12:36,001 So, I did exactly what you said. 279 00:12:36,026 --> 00:12:37,541 I asked him to break the seal on camera, 280 00:12:37,565 --> 00:12:39,009 which then required him to stand, 281 00:12:39,034 --> 00:12:41,595 which then revealed a very clear view of tighty whities. 282 00:12:41,620 --> 00:12:43,212 Or should I say saggy whities. 283 00:12:43,237 --> 00:12:44,650 No way. 284 00:12:44,675 --> 00:12:46,915 It took everything I had in me not to unmute myself and ask, 285 00:12:46,939 --> 00:12:49,658 "Can we mark that Exhibit A?" 286 00:12:49,683 --> 00:12:52,048 This is my long-winded way of saying thank you so much 287 00:12:52,073 --> 00:12:54,025 for, um, helping me prep for that. 288 00:12:54,050 --> 00:12:56,798 I'm sure you have better things to do than hear me describe 289 00:12:56,823 --> 00:12:58,541 my witness's underwear, which, unfortunately, 290 00:12:58,565 --> 00:13:00,634 I can do in great detail. 291 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,111 Thanks to Covid, uh, 292 00:13:02,136 --> 00:13:04,126 this has actually been the most stimulating conversation 293 00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:05,456 I've had all week. 294 00:13:05,587 --> 00:13:07,720 Except for the one I had this morning with Nemo. 295 00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:08,783 Who? 296 00:13:08,808 --> 00:13:10,677 I may have bought a goldfish. 297 00:13:11,886 --> 00:13:14,290 Must be great to have your family with you right now. 298 00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:15,783 It is. 299 00:13:15,808 --> 00:13:19,072 Yeah. But, uh, I mean, things are also... 300 00:13:19,097 --> 00:13:21,103 Things were already complicated 301 00:13:21,128 --> 00:13:24,290 with Eddie recovering from the accident. 302 00:13:24,723 --> 00:13:26,310 And right now, he's working with this artist 303 00:13:26,334 --> 00:13:28,509 who I'm not so sure about. 304 00:13:30,700 --> 00:13:31,701 I'm sorry. 305 00:13:31,726 --> 00:13:33,150 You don't want to hear all this. 306 00:13:33,175 --> 00:13:35,003 Here. Give me a dollar. 307 00:13:35,152 --> 00:13:37,067 A dollar. Come on. Hand it over. 308 00:13:37,092 --> 00:13:38,662 - Okay. - On the table, please. 309 00:13:38,687 --> 00:13:40,697 Thank you. There. 310 00:13:40,927 --> 00:13:42,319 I'm now on retainer, 311 00:13:42,344 --> 00:13:43,744 so my confidentiality is guaranteed 312 00:13:43,769 --> 00:13:45,587 through attorney-client privilege. 313 00:13:45,998 --> 00:13:47,572 You can tell me anything. 314 00:13:48,060 --> 00:13:49,525 Wow. 315 00:13:49,550 --> 00:13:51,767 I mean, I assumed my hourly was higher than yours, 316 00:13:51,792 --> 00:13:53,484 but this is embarrassing. 317 00:13:53,509 --> 00:13:55,736 That just hurts. Wow. How rude. 318 00:13:55,761 --> 00:13:56,849 How dare you? 319 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:02,228 I've said it before and I will say it again... 320 00:14:02,253 --> 00:14:04,923 The key to a great sandwich is the meat to bread ratio. 321 00:14:04,948 --> 00:14:06,579 Yesterday you said the key was condiments. 322 00:14:06,603 --> 00:14:08,322 That's right. That's two of the three keys. 323 00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:09,697 "What's the third key?" he asks. 324 00:14:09,722 --> 00:14:11,964 - Don't say turkey. - Tur... Okay. 325 00:14:14,430 --> 00:14:16,011 Hey, look, Tyrell, 326 00:14:16,036 --> 00:14:19,245 I've been kind of going rogue with the food here, and... 327 00:14:19,399 --> 00:14:21,792 I don't know if I can keep giving you sandwiches, dude. 328 00:14:22,063 --> 00:14:24,697 - I'm sorry. - Hey, that's okay. 329 00:14:24,722 --> 00:14:27,353 I think we just got busted anyway. 330 00:14:27,378 --> 00:14:28,989 What's going on over here? 331 00:14:29,014 --> 00:14:30,668 Um... 332 00:14:31,267 --> 00:14:32,767 Okay. Hey. 333 00:14:32,792 --> 00:14:36,681 I've been giving Tyrell and his friends some sandwiches 334 00:14:36,706 --> 00:14:39,291 because they aren't getting all their meals right now. 335 00:14:39,316 --> 00:14:41,392 He already told me he can't do it anymore. 336 00:14:41,417 --> 00:14:44,220 He absolutely cannot do that anymore. 337 00:14:44,808 --> 00:14:47,339 Is there anything of nutritional value in that bag? 338 00:14:47,364 --> 00:14:48,384 Yeah. 339 00:14:48,409 --> 00:14:50,119 He gave me some chips. 340 00:14:50,144 --> 00:14:51,572 Potatoes are vegetables. 341 00:14:51,597 --> 00:14:54,549 Okay. Kids need milk and greens. 342 00:14:54,574 --> 00:14:56,392 They're called vitamins. 343 00:14:56,417 --> 00:14:58,595 How many sandwiches does he give you? 344 00:14:58,744 --> 00:15:00,166 Two. 345 00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:01,409 Mm. 346 00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:03,001 And five more. 347 00:15:04,274 --> 00:15:07,463 For a total of seven. Ma'am. 348 00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:11,099 How about we make it an even dozen? 349 00:15:11,124 --> 00:15:12,314 Regina, you sure? 350 00:15:12,339 --> 00:15:13,642 A couple dozen sandwiches 351 00:15:13,667 --> 00:15:14,877 isn't gonna make a difference 352 00:15:14,902 --> 00:15:17,009 between whether or not the restaurant makes it, 353 00:15:17,034 --> 00:15:19,736 and we're gonna feed hungry kids while we're still open. 354 00:15:20,432 --> 00:15:21,799 Thank you, ma'am. 355 00:15:21,824 --> 00:15:23,822 Mm. You want to thank me? 356 00:15:23,847 --> 00:15:25,463 Stop calling me ma'am. 357 00:15:25,715 --> 00:15:28,380 And eat those greens, or the deal is off. 358 00:15:28,405 --> 00:15:31,017 Yes, ma... I mean, uh... 359 00:15:31,042 --> 00:15:32,603 You want these sandwiches or not? 360 00:15:32,628 --> 00:15:34,412 "In the supermarket parking lot, 361 00:15:34,437 --> 00:15:37,440 60% of the cars are four-door cars. 362 00:15:37,465 --> 00:15:39,554 If there are 75 four-door cars, 363 00:15:39,579 --> 00:15:41,853 how many cars are in the parking lot altogether?" 364 00:15:41,878 --> 00:15:44,103 Well... let's see. 365 00:15:44,128 --> 00:15:45,838 We know... 366 00:15:45,863 --> 00:15:48,650 there are at least 75 cars, right? So... 367 00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:53,869 what is 60% of 75? 368 00:15:53,894 --> 00:15:57,583 Uh, no, the question is "What is 75 60% of?" 369 00:15:58,287 --> 00:15:59,854 What? 370 00:16:01,257 --> 00:16:02,737 Um... 371 00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:04,068 Wait. 372 00:16:04,093 --> 00:16:06,392 W-What's the total number of cars again? 373 00:16:07,087 --> 00:16:08,689 That's what we have to figure out. 374 00:16:08,714 --> 00:16:10,892 Mm-hmm. Yeah. Right. 375 00:16:11,157 --> 00:16:15,644 Okay, so, 75 is 60% of something we don't know, 376 00:16:15,669 --> 00:16:17,675 which makes it a variable. 377 00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:19,605 Let's call it X. 378 00:16:23,477 --> 00:16:24,762 Great. Okay. 379 00:16:24,787 --> 00:16:28,551 Now, you need the cross-products to be the same, right? 380 00:16:28,576 --> 00:16:31,051 Exactly. You're good at this. 381 00:16:31,076 --> 00:16:33,637 Oh. I sucked at school, but I was always good at math. 382 00:16:33,662 --> 00:16:36,491 That's kinda what music is, just way cooler. 383 00:16:41,145 --> 00:16:43,497 So, why didn't you say yes? 384 00:16:43,750 --> 00:16:48,276 Because I had just been told that I was in remission, 385 00:16:48,301 --> 00:16:50,598 and suddenly, I had all this time, 386 00:16:50,623 --> 00:16:53,731 and I just needed to figure out what my life was gonna be. 387 00:16:53,756 --> 00:16:56,759 Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. 388 00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:58,801 I don't buy it. 389 00:16:58,826 --> 00:17:02,090 This person is still very much in your life, 390 00:17:02,115 --> 00:17:05,059 and the way you talk about him... it doesn't line up. 391 00:17:05,084 --> 00:17:06,653 So... 392 00:17:07,669 --> 00:17:09,356 what's the real reason? 393 00:17:14,190 --> 00:17:18,231 We were stuck in a pattern that we couldn't break out of. 394 00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:22,458 For so long, I was dying, 395 00:17:22,483 --> 00:17:23,981 he was taking care of me, 396 00:17:24,006 --> 00:17:26,139 and then even when my cancer was gone, 397 00:17:26,164 --> 00:17:28,297 we kept playing these roles. 398 00:17:28,433 --> 00:17:31,944 So, the ring just forced your hand? 399 00:17:33,045 --> 00:17:34,992 Yeah. Really, I think that 400 00:17:35,017 --> 00:17:36,845 once we found out that I was cancer-free, 401 00:17:36,870 --> 00:17:38,089 the writing was on the wall 402 00:17:38,114 --> 00:17:40,782 and we just chose not to look at it. 403 00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:43,515 Do you wish you'd never found it? 404 00:17:47,985 --> 00:17:50,248 Honestly, I'm g... I'm glad I did. 405 00:17:50,273 --> 00:17:52,482 If we hadn't broken up, 406 00:17:52,507 --> 00:17:53,997 I wouldn't have gone to Oxford 407 00:17:54,022 --> 00:17:56,722 or met you or started my podcast. 408 00:17:56,747 --> 00:18:01,607 I wouldn't be on this journey to becoming myself. 409 00:18:01,632 --> 00:18:05,036 All I'm hearing is that I have ruined you for all other men. 410 00:18:05,061 --> 00:18:06,607 I know. 411 00:18:06,632 --> 00:18:07,871 I know that's what you're hearing, 412 00:18:07,895 --> 00:18:11,420 but what I'm saying is that I've moved on, 413 00:18:11,749 --> 00:18:13,318 and so has he. 414 00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:15,005 Has he, though? 415 00:18:16,753 --> 00:18:18,146 Alright. 416 00:18:19,339 --> 00:18:21,603 The night I left for England, 417 00:18:21,628 --> 00:18:25,806 I asked him to come with me, and he told me no. 418 00:18:26,024 --> 00:18:28,722 Then, just to make sure there was no confusion, 419 00:18:28,747 --> 00:18:33,055 he came to the airport and told me no again. 420 00:18:33,243 --> 00:18:34,568 Mm-hmm. 421 00:18:34,593 --> 00:18:37,509 All that makes sense, except for one thing. 422 00:18:37,671 --> 00:18:41,022 Why does he still have this? 423 00:19:14,490 --> 00:19:15,868 Ooh. 424 00:19:17,296 --> 00:19:19,552 Eddie? Are you okay? 425 00:19:24,757 --> 00:19:26,560 Yes. Just, uh... 426 00:19:29,300 --> 00:19:31,215 Today was a bad day. 427 00:19:32,629 --> 00:19:34,318 You were doing so well. 428 00:19:34,343 --> 00:19:36,068 Yeah. Um... 429 00:19:37,637 --> 00:19:39,271 About that. 430 00:19:39,836 --> 00:19:42,068 What is it? 431 00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:48,106 Katie, I really messed up, 432 00:19:49,016 --> 00:19:51,453 and I don't know how to tell you. 433 00:19:55,175 --> 00:19:56,437 What? 434 00:19:58,098 --> 00:20:00,294 Dakota was in the house today. 435 00:20:00,583 --> 00:20:02,364 Why? Why was she in the house? 436 00:20:02,389 --> 00:20:06,610 I was trying to help Theo with his math homework, 437 00:20:07,162 --> 00:20:12,075 but I think maybe they changed math since I was a kid? 438 00:20:13,018 --> 00:20:15,685 Anyway, Dakota stepped in, 439 00:20:15,962 --> 00:20:17,655 and it felt like it would have been a bigger deal 440 00:20:17,679 --> 00:20:19,855 for me to ask her to leave in front of Theo, 441 00:20:20,810 --> 00:20:24,794 but, you know, I was with her the whole time, 442 00:20:25,241 --> 00:20:27,927 and we went out to the garage afterward. 443 00:20:30,778 --> 00:20:31,978 Thank you for telling me. 444 00:20:32,003 --> 00:20:34,010 Mm-hmm. Yeah. I just... 445 00:20:34,735 --> 00:20:37,572 I didn't want to keep that from you. 446 00:20:37,675 --> 00:20:39,752 Yeah. And... 447 00:20:40,303 --> 00:20:42,221 I appreciate that. 448 00:20:42,368 --> 00:20:45,719 But, Eddie... I don't trust her. 449 00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:48,646 I know you said that she's sober, 450 00:20:48,671 --> 00:20:50,424 and I... and I know that you're sober, 451 00:20:50,449 --> 00:20:52,846 but it's different with her. 452 00:20:52,871 --> 00:20:55,525 I-I don't want her in my house, I don't want her around my kid, 453 00:20:55,550 --> 00:20:56,853 and to be honest, I don't... 454 00:20:56,878 --> 00:20:59,361 I feel worried when she's around you. 455 00:21:00,009 --> 00:21:02,272 You don't have to worry about me. 456 00:21:03,718 --> 00:21:05,285 I know. 457 00:21:19,256 --> 00:21:22,951 So, then Mrs. McGruer accidentally made Jacob B. the host. 458 00:21:22,976 --> 00:21:25,983 And he muted her and would not let her be the host again, 459 00:21:26,008 --> 00:21:28,968 and she was so mad and said, like, all the bad words. 460 00:21:28,993 --> 00:21:30,342 I thought you said she was muted? 461 00:21:30,367 --> 00:21:33,436 Oh, she was. I'm just really good at reading lips. 462 00:21:33,461 --> 00:21:35,381 Welcome to the Garden! 463 00:21:35,406 --> 00:21:37,321 Whoa. This is incredible. 464 00:21:37,346 --> 00:21:40,349 When did you do this? I left, like, 30 minutes ago. 465 00:21:40,374 --> 00:21:42,022 Make no mistake, this took days... 466 00:21:42,047 --> 00:21:43,832 Days of planning, but I wanted to bring 467 00:21:43,857 --> 00:21:47,139 the ultimate hockey experience to you, sir. 468 00:21:47,342 --> 00:21:49,344 Liam, do you remember my friend, Gary? 469 00:21:49,369 --> 00:21:51,928 Yeah. Uh... hey. 470 00:21:51,953 --> 00:21:53,912 Hey, kid. Your mom says you love hockey. 471 00:21:53,937 --> 00:21:56,331 Well, so does this guy, if you couldn't tell. 472 00:21:56,356 --> 00:21:58,592 And since they canceled the season, 473 00:21:58,617 --> 00:22:01,838 I figured I would just bring the season to us. 474 00:22:01,863 --> 00:22:04,912 So, one time it, Liam! 475 00:22:05,349 --> 00:22:08,912 Um... you know, I like watching hockey. 476 00:22:08,937 --> 00:22:10,990 Liam, he made this whole thing for you. 477 00:22:11,015 --> 00:22:12,725 Nope. Nope, nope, nope. It's okay. 478 00:22:12,750 --> 00:22:15,623 And you're right. Playing hockey is stupid. 479 00:22:15,648 --> 00:22:16,997 But you know what's not stupid? 480 00:22:17,243 --> 00:22:18,748 Ice cream. 481 00:22:18,773 --> 00:22:22,217 There is an entire sundae bar waiting. 482 00:22:22,925 --> 00:22:24,514 Um... g... 483 00:22:24,539 --> 00:22:26,972 You know, I'm not really hungry. 484 00:22:27,503 --> 00:22:30,279 Okay. Um, how about another game? You like "Dungeons &..." 485 00:22:30,304 --> 00:22:31,608 "D&D"? 486 00:22:31,895 --> 00:22:33,303 You play "D&D"? 487 00:22:33,328 --> 00:22:35,490 Oh-ho-ho-ho. Yeah. 488 00:22:36,111 --> 00:22:37,460 I mean, I used to. 489 00:22:37,691 --> 00:22:39,240 Back in the... You know what? 490 00:22:39,265 --> 00:22:41,309 I think Danny still has his old books 491 00:22:41,334 --> 00:22:43,576 and... and things up in his room. 492 00:22:43,601 --> 00:22:45,764 - I can go get them. - Okay. 493 00:22:45,789 --> 00:22:47,029 Can I use your bathroom? 494 00:22:47,054 --> 00:22:48,748 - You sure can. - Thanks. 495 00:22:48,773 --> 00:22:52,014 When you get back, I'm gonna blow your mythological mind. 496 00:22:54,275 --> 00:22:55,655 I think it's going really well. 497 00:22:55,679 --> 00:22:57,365 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 498 00:23:00,551 --> 00:23:04,951 Listen, Eddie, before we get started today, we need to talk. 499 00:23:04,976 --> 00:23:06,779 I haven't taken any pills today. 500 00:23:06,804 --> 00:23:08,884 I am just very worried... 501 00:23:09,133 --> 00:23:10,256 Wait, you haven't? 502 00:23:10,281 --> 00:23:11,693 Nope. 503 00:23:13,124 --> 00:23:16,171 Look, obviously, I was... 504 00:23:16,629 --> 00:23:18,065 going down a road, 505 00:23:18,098 --> 00:23:19,443 but I stopped. 506 00:23:19,689 --> 00:23:21,537 I'm not gonna take any more. 507 00:23:23,780 --> 00:23:25,347 Wow. 508 00:23:25,372 --> 00:23:27,318 Okay. Um... 509 00:23:27,712 --> 00:23:29,490 I know that's really hard. 510 00:23:31,247 --> 00:23:32,701 I'm proud of you. 511 00:23:32,726 --> 00:23:34,115 Thanks. 512 00:23:35,239 --> 00:23:36,632 Just for the record, 513 00:23:36,657 --> 00:23:39,029 I'm not sure if I could have figured out 514 00:23:39,054 --> 00:23:41,525 how many cars were in that parking lot even on a good day. 515 00:23:49,614 --> 00:23:52,084 And here we go. 516 00:23:52,452 --> 00:23:53,772 Oh, thank you, Albert. 517 00:23:53,797 --> 00:23:55,277 No problem. 518 00:23:55,669 --> 00:23:57,943 It's really cool of Gina to keep doing this, 519 00:23:57,968 --> 00:23:59,717 you know, with everything going on. 520 00:23:59,742 --> 00:24:01,920 - Oh, man. She's amazing. - Yeah. 521 00:24:02,663 --> 00:24:05,678 Hey, look, I didn't want to ask her this, but, um... 522 00:24:05,703 --> 00:24:09,092 do you have any sense of what kind of runway we have? 523 00:24:09,117 --> 00:24:10,826 I mean, you know, we all want to stay, 524 00:24:10,851 --> 00:24:13,561 but she just seemed really worried. 525 00:24:13,648 --> 00:24:15,172 You know what? 526 00:24:15,356 --> 00:24:18,549 Guess it's gonna be up to the virus, you know? 527 00:24:18,574 --> 00:24:19,791 Yeah. 528 00:24:19,816 --> 00:24:21,916 Hey, we're here to the bitter end, right? 529 00:24:22,057 --> 00:24:24,133 - Go team. - Go team. 530 00:24:28,403 --> 00:24:31,014 Hey, Greg, I got your beet and arugula salad 531 00:24:31,039 --> 00:24:32,664 - with extra goat cheese. - I'll ring you up... 532 00:24:32,688 --> 00:24:33,705 What's all this? 533 00:24:33,730 --> 00:24:35,932 Oh, we're just making sandwiches for kids in need. 534 00:24:36,257 --> 00:24:38,346 - Oh, that's cool. - Mm-hmm. 535 00:24:38,371 --> 00:24:39,611 Ring me up for two. 536 00:24:39,636 --> 00:24:41,768 Uh... you sure? 537 00:24:41,915 --> 00:24:43,525 No, you're right. 538 00:24:43,550 --> 00:24:45,104 - Three. - Wow. 539 00:24:45,129 --> 00:24:47,852 That's very kind of you. 540 00:24:47,877 --> 00:24:50,166 You know, actually, Gina's gonna ring you up. 541 00:24:50,191 --> 00:24:51,831 Tyrell and I have to go do a quick errand. 542 00:24:51,855 --> 00:24:53,814 - We do? - You do? 543 00:24:54,057 --> 00:24:55,636 Yeah. And when you pack those sandwiches, 544 00:24:55,660 --> 00:24:57,408 do not forget the greens. 545 00:24:57,785 --> 00:24:59,307 Good seeing you, man. 546 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,619 Alrighty. 547 00:25:03,611 --> 00:25:05,322 Hey, have you seen this? 548 00:25:05,347 --> 00:25:07,386 Oh, is it the video of the German Shepherd telling us 549 00:25:07,410 --> 00:25:08,713 how to wear our masks correctly? 550 00:25:08,738 --> 00:25:11,213 'Cause I've seen it, and I would like to see it again. 551 00:25:11,238 --> 00:25:12,932 Wait. What is this? 552 00:25:12,957 --> 00:25:15,666 These are the stats on your podcast. 553 00:25:15,691 --> 00:25:20,015 Your podcast that a thousand people have listened to. 554 00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:21,713 What? 555 00:25:21,738 --> 00:25:25,518 Wait, is this real, or are you really good at Photoshop? 556 00:25:25,543 --> 00:25:26,869 Well, both those things can be true. 557 00:25:26,893 --> 00:25:28,721 No, it's real. It's real. Look. 558 00:25:28,746 --> 00:25:32,070 Your latest episode is apparently very popular. 559 00:25:32,095 --> 00:25:34,175 Wow. Look at all these comments. 560 00:25:34,445 --> 00:25:38,963 People are saying that they came here from a blog, "MakeMyDaisy." 561 00:25:38,988 --> 00:25:41,610 "I love hearing a psychologist get so vulnerable 562 00:25:41,635 --> 00:25:42,897 about her real life." 563 00:25:42,922 --> 00:25:44,768 Oh, well done, you. 564 00:25:44,793 --> 00:25:47,229 "And the second half was less like a podcast 565 00:25:47,254 --> 00:25:50,082 and more like a conversation I was eavesdropping on. 566 00:25:50,107 --> 00:25:52,502 And the British guy is a great add. 567 00:25:52,527 --> 00:25:54,485 I love their chemistry." 568 00:25:54,510 --> 00:25:56,166 Well, that's as nice as it is accurate, 569 00:25:56,191 --> 00:25:58,111 - but I was never on... - Oh, no. 570 00:25:58,136 --> 00:26:00,736 - What? - No. No, no, no, no, no, no. 571 00:26:00,761 --> 00:26:02,549 What, what, what, what, what, what, what? 572 00:26:02,574 --> 00:26:07,463 Uh... I-I-I never pressed stop when we were talking, 573 00:26:07,488 --> 00:26:09,034 and I must have uploaded the entire thing. 574 00:26:09,058 --> 00:26:10,893 Um, what did we say? 575 00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:12,658 What did we say? 576 00:26:12,683 --> 00:26:14,986 Uh... no. Nothing bad. 577 00:26:15,011 --> 00:26:19,322 No, j... just the stuff about Gary proposing, 578 00:26:19,347 --> 00:26:21,885 and you rejecting him, 579 00:26:21,910 --> 00:26:25,087 and us wondering why he still has the ring. 580 00:26:25,908 --> 00:26:28,439 And a thousand people have heard it? 581 00:26:30,690 --> 00:26:32,799 It's... It's more like 1,100 now. 582 00:26:41,491 --> 00:26:45,985 As you walk towards the cave, 583 00:26:46,010 --> 00:26:52,282 a giant frog-like humanoid jumps out and attacks you! 584 00:26:53,557 --> 00:26:56,259 Uh, so, I'm... I'm guessing I'm dead? 585 00:26:56,505 --> 00:26:59,884 Not... necessarily. 586 00:27:00,196 --> 00:27:05,611 You have one chance to roll a dexterity save, 587 00:27:05,636 --> 00:27:07,626 young Prometheus. 588 00:27:07,651 --> 00:27:09,925 You know, um, I don't want to be saved. 589 00:27:09,950 --> 00:27:12,235 - Of course you do. - No, it's okay, I don't. 590 00:27:12,260 --> 00:27:14,305 I think you do, though, 591 00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:16,899 especially since the dungeon master's dating your mom. 592 00:27:16,924 --> 00:27:18,454 He's gonna look out for you. 593 00:27:19,859 --> 00:27:22,166 I'm gonna go use the bathroom. 594 00:27:22,801 --> 00:27:25,509 You know where it is. 595 00:27:27,392 --> 00:27:29,109 - I thought I was killing it. - No. 596 00:27:29,134 --> 00:27:31,657 I said "humanoid", the word "humanoid." I've never said that. 597 00:27:31,682 --> 00:27:34,360 It just flew out of my mouth, and not in a creepy way, you know? 598 00:27:34,385 --> 00:27:35,665 Like in the moment. 599 00:27:35,690 --> 00:27:39,087 I shouldn't have made the joke about dating his mom, right? 600 00:27:39,112 --> 00:27:40,485 That's probably where I lost him. 601 00:27:40,510 --> 00:27:42,679 Well, we knew that this was gonna be hard. 602 00:27:42,704 --> 00:27:44,834 - Divorce sucks. - Yeah. 603 00:27:47,929 --> 00:27:49,646 Can we just go home? 604 00:27:49,671 --> 00:27:52,185 Okay. I'll grab my purse. 605 00:27:59,053 --> 00:28:00,252 I'm sorry. 606 00:28:00,277 --> 00:28:02,302 We'll try this another time. 607 00:28:02,594 --> 00:28:03,874 I'm sure he's gonna come around. 608 00:28:03,899 --> 00:28:05,662 I just... I don't know what happened. 609 00:28:05,687 --> 00:28:08,013 Hey. I think I do. 610 00:28:08,977 --> 00:28:11,146 Look, I swear, I-I didn't know I was recording 611 00:28:11,171 --> 00:28:13,565 and I maybe might have shared some stuff, uh, 612 00:28:13,590 --> 00:28:16,302 that I shouldn't have, about you and me 613 00:28:16,327 --> 00:28:17,841 and the night we broke up, 614 00:28:17,866 --> 00:28:21,771 uh, stuff that might bother you if it was out there. 615 00:28:21,796 --> 00:28:24,320 Um, anyway, uh, call me. 616 00:28:25,438 --> 00:28:27,990 You know, honestly, I may be making a bigger deal out of this 617 00:28:28,015 --> 00:28:29,663 than I need to, and I don't know why my voice 618 00:28:29,687 --> 00:28:31,602 is going even higher because that's not helping, 619 00:28:31,627 --> 00:28:33,975 so I'm just gonna end this message. Uh, bye. 620 00:28:34,256 --> 00:28:35,605 Uh, this is Maggie, by the way. 621 00:28:35,630 --> 00:28:38,045 Wow. I wish I was recording that. 622 00:28:38,070 --> 00:28:39,898 That was podcast gold. 623 00:28:39,923 --> 00:28:41,621 How could I have let this happen? 624 00:28:41,646 --> 00:28:44,562 I never should have upgraded to the more complicated equipment. 625 00:28:44,587 --> 00:28:47,225 Well, in their defense, when they said one-touch uploading, 626 00:28:47,250 --> 00:28:48,513 they weren't kidding. 627 00:28:48,825 --> 00:28:50,530 I'm taking it down. 628 00:28:51,049 --> 00:28:53,756 Sorry, what? You're taking it down? 629 00:28:53,781 --> 00:28:54,811 It's the Internet. 630 00:28:54,836 --> 00:28:56,592 It doesn't matter if you take it down now. 631 00:28:56,617 --> 00:29:00,474 Look. 1,246 people have already downloaded it. 632 00:29:00,906 --> 00:29:05,130 No. I-I used his name and I said so many personal things. 633 00:29:05,155 --> 00:29:06,302 Right. 634 00:29:07,357 --> 00:29:10,458 You were vulnerable and honest, 635 00:29:10,490 --> 00:29:13,841 and that is what so many people are responding to. 636 00:29:13,932 --> 00:29:15,890 I know you didn't mean to upload it, 637 00:29:15,915 --> 00:29:17,830 but it seems like exactly the kind of thing 638 00:29:17,855 --> 00:29:20,044 that you wanted your podcast to do. 639 00:29:20,410 --> 00:29:22,857 And what happened to not listening to those voices 640 00:29:22,882 --> 00:29:25,536 in your head that tell you to second-guess things, huh? 641 00:29:26,922 --> 00:29:30,029 Alright, look, Gary might be my ex-boyfriend, 642 00:29:30,054 --> 00:29:32,529 but he's also someone I really care about, 643 00:29:32,554 --> 00:29:36,474 and I-I-I can't hurt him. 644 00:29:37,750 --> 00:29:39,419 Maybe you're right. 645 00:29:39,444 --> 00:29:41,786 God, you are so damn above board. 646 00:29:41,811 --> 00:29:43,769 You make me want to commit a felony. 647 00:29:44,157 --> 00:29:46,115 Which you could then accidentally record 648 00:29:46,147 --> 00:29:49,880 and upload for all your 1,300 fans to hear. 649 00:29:50,187 --> 00:29:52,524 Fine. Take it down. But... 650 00:29:53,310 --> 00:29:55,704 I'm taking a screenshot first. 651 00:29:59,111 --> 00:30:00,417 Great. 652 00:30:03,174 --> 00:30:04,672 _ 653 00:30:04,721 --> 00:30:05,721 _ 654 00:30:13,259 --> 00:30:14,259 Ready, Mom? 655 00:30:14,284 --> 00:30:17,122 Yeah. Gary just wanted to say something first. 656 00:30:17,147 --> 00:30:21,767 That's right. I want to apologize to you about "D&D." 657 00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:23,647 Honestly, I-I don't think 658 00:30:23,672 --> 00:30:25,657 we should be sharing stuff right now. 659 00:30:25,682 --> 00:30:28,524 I'm pretty freaked out about the virus. 660 00:30:28,549 --> 00:30:29,626 You are? 661 00:30:30,026 --> 00:30:31,218 Big time. 662 00:30:31,243 --> 00:30:34,149 Look, man, I know I don't look like it, but, uh, 663 00:30:34,174 --> 00:30:37,696 probably one of the safest, cleanest guys you can meet, 664 00:30:37,721 --> 00:30:39,697 and, you know, if you need to wash your hands, that's cool. 665 00:30:39,721 --> 00:30:41,249 You don't need to hide it. I mean... 666 00:30:41,274 --> 00:30:43,587 I wash my hands like 30 times a day. 667 00:30:43,612 --> 00:30:45,618 He does. His hands are so dry. 668 00:30:45,643 --> 00:30:48,776 Look, there's a lot of stuff going on in the world 669 00:30:48,801 --> 00:30:51,243 that's scary and out of control, 670 00:30:51,268 --> 00:30:54,329 and it's probably even harder for you to deal with all of that 671 00:30:54,354 --> 00:30:57,376 on top of meeting your mom's new, super cool boyfriend. 672 00:30:57,401 --> 00:30:58,978 I would just say boyfriend. 673 00:30:59,003 --> 00:31:00,392 Ha! 674 00:31:00,417 --> 00:31:01,720 That's good. Well played. 675 00:31:01,745 --> 00:31:03,181 Sorry if I ruined the game. 676 00:31:03,206 --> 00:31:05,110 It's just... To be honest with you, 677 00:31:05,135 --> 00:31:06,883 I was afraid to even come over. 678 00:31:06,908 --> 00:31:08,837 It feels like everyone's getting sick. 679 00:31:08,862 --> 00:31:10,392 Liam, you didn't tell me that. 680 00:31:10,417 --> 00:31:12,768 You were so excited for me to meet Gary. 681 00:31:12,793 --> 00:31:14,969 Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry. 682 00:31:15,395 --> 00:31:18,993 It's fine if you're my mom's boyfriend, just so you know. 683 00:31:19,018 --> 00:31:20,438 Thank you. That... 684 00:31:20,681 --> 00:31:22,548 That means everything to me. 685 00:31:22,734 --> 00:31:24,938 How about that ice cream sundae? 686 00:31:25,334 --> 00:31:27,206 Or... 687 00:31:27,613 --> 00:31:30,095 would you rather have an individually wrapped 688 00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:31,571 ice cream bar? 689 00:31:31,596 --> 00:31:33,822 Now you're speaking my language. 690 00:31:33,847 --> 00:31:35,555 Follow me. 691 00:31:37,422 --> 00:31:39,196 What's going on in here? 692 00:31:39,221 --> 00:31:42,829 I'm making my famous lemonade that I've never made before. 693 00:31:44,495 --> 00:31:46,860 It's to thank Dakota for helping me yesterday. 694 00:31:46,885 --> 00:31:48,618 Oh, that's really nice of you, T. 695 00:31:48,643 --> 00:31:50,666 Can I help you with the cutting? 696 00:31:50,813 --> 00:31:51,852 - Okay. - Yeah? 697 00:31:51,877 --> 00:31:53,829 You do that, and I'll grab 698 00:31:53,854 --> 00:31:56,485 the glasses with the lemons on them. 699 00:31:58,182 --> 00:31:59,728 Try to get it. 700 00:32:00,944 --> 00:32:02,524 Oh, no! 701 00:32:02,549 --> 00:32:04,962 - Dad's pills! - Oh, it's okay. It's okay. 702 00:32:04,987 --> 00:32:06,258 It's all good. 703 00:32:17,422 --> 00:32:18,988 Look what I found. 704 00:32:19,196 --> 00:32:21,618 Um, these were on the lower shelf. 705 00:32:21,643 --> 00:32:23,123 These are the last two. 706 00:32:31,041 --> 00:32:33,501 Alright, let's hear that one back. 707 00:32:35,328 --> 00:32:36,860 What is this? 708 00:32:38,368 --> 00:32:42,820 Why are there aspirin in your oxycodone, Eddie? 709 00:32:43,815 --> 00:32:48,515 Tell me what is going on right now. 710 00:32:52,579 --> 00:32:54,211 I-I took them. 711 00:32:55,741 --> 00:32:57,140 Um... 712 00:32:57,316 --> 00:32:59,187 I knew Eddie wasn't using them, 713 00:32:59,212 --> 00:33:00,797 so a couple of days ago, 714 00:33:00,822 --> 00:33:04,859 I snuck into the house and I swapped the pills for aspirin. 715 00:33:06,087 --> 00:33:08,258 I didn't think anyone would notice. 716 00:33:08,514 --> 00:33:10,473 Unbelievable. 717 00:33:11,050 --> 00:33:13,531 My husband gives you a second chance, 718 00:33:13,556 --> 00:33:18,226 and you steal his medication so you can get high? 719 00:33:20,288 --> 00:33:21,820 I'm sorry. 720 00:33:22,238 --> 00:33:25,008 You're only saying sorry because you got caught. 721 00:33:25,033 --> 00:33:27,000 Well, it's too late for that. 722 00:33:27,025 --> 00:33:28,157 Right? 723 00:33:33,985 --> 00:33:35,961 I can't believe this. 724 00:33:36,551 --> 00:33:39,022 I trusted you. I vouched for you. 725 00:33:40,410 --> 00:33:41,469 Alright. 726 00:33:41,493 --> 00:33:44,140 Good sir has arrived with the lemonade. 727 00:33:44,165 --> 00:33:46,656 Uh, T, let's, uh... Let's go in the house, okay? 728 00:33:46,681 --> 00:33:48,867 - But I... - Now. Yeah. 729 00:33:51,608 --> 00:33:53,320 I want her out of here. 730 00:34:00,610 --> 00:34:02,124 Thank you. 731 00:34:03,248 --> 00:34:05,109 I just... 732 00:34:06,018 --> 00:34:07,933 I couldn't, you know? 733 00:34:08,254 --> 00:34:09,820 Dakota. 734 00:34:11,240 --> 00:34:13,031 I'm sorry. 735 00:34:18,140 --> 00:34:19,750 I hope it was worth it. 736 00:34:34,394 --> 00:34:36,617 Was that Gary? Did he call? 737 00:34:36,642 --> 00:34:40,031 No. It's a voicemail. It's my doctor's office. 738 00:34:40,056 --> 00:34:42,798 They can get me in for my screening next week. 739 00:34:43,255 --> 00:34:45,429 Are you still looking at the comments? 740 00:34:45,454 --> 00:34:47,922 We get it. America loves you. 741 00:34:48,373 --> 00:34:50,898 Actually, I was booking my flight home. 742 00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:52,687 Oh. 743 00:34:54,193 --> 00:34:58,015 Well, I mean, I came in for the... and now you're not. 744 00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:01,015 - So I figured you'd want me to... - Yeah. Yeah. 745 00:35:02,297 --> 00:35:05,804 Well, uh... Well, maybe you could stay 746 00:35:05,829 --> 00:35:09,790 until after my screening, and we could go back together. 747 00:35:11,113 --> 00:35:14,602 Mm. Well, this means I'm gonna have to do laundry. 748 00:35:14,627 --> 00:35:16,899 Which works perfectly, because earlier, 749 00:35:16,924 --> 00:35:19,477 I found a stash of Gary's quarters. 750 00:35:20,809 --> 00:35:22,540 You gotta stop. 751 00:35:22,565 --> 00:35:24,110 It's okay. 752 00:35:24,517 --> 00:35:26,477 America loves me. 753 00:35:34,011 --> 00:35:35,125 Hey. 754 00:35:35,150 --> 00:35:37,563 Hey. Have a seat. 755 00:35:38,420 --> 00:35:40,626 Is, uh... 756 00:35:40,651 --> 00:35:42,579 Is everything okay? 757 00:35:44,010 --> 00:35:45,720 Uh... 758 00:35:45,894 --> 00:35:48,165 you and I have known each other 759 00:35:48,190 --> 00:35:50,759 for more than half my life. 760 00:35:51,259 --> 00:35:53,095 And... 761 00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:55,633 And you know how much I care about you, but... 762 00:35:55,658 --> 00:35:58,196 Babe, you gotta see this. 763 00:35:58,221 --> 00:35:59,415 Rome, I'm in the middle of... 764 00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:02,626 No, no, you're really gonna wanna see this. 765 00:36:03,334 --> 00:36:05,119 - Is that Shanice? - You know it. 766 00:36:05,144 --> 00:36:06,450 Now, more than ever, 767 00:36:06,475 --> 00:36:08,915 we need to be staying at home, safe. 768 00:36:08,940 --> 00:36:10,556 But that does not mean you can't order 769 00:36:10,581 --> 00:36:12,477 from your favorite restaurant. 770 00:36:12,502 --> 00:36:14,040 Support local establishments, 771 00:36:14,065 --> 00:36:17,423 like my personal favorite, Someday, 772 00:36:17,448 --> 00:36:20,587 located in the great city of Boston. 773 00:36:20,612 --> 00:36:22,696 Look, if you order a meal, 774 00:36:22,721 --> 00:36:25,626 they will give a second meal to a child in need. 775 00:36:25,651 --> 00:36:27,682 - So, click the link in my bio... - Yeah. 776 00:36:27,706 --> 00:36:29,759 And let me just tell you, 777 00:36:29,784 --> 00:36:31,931 the truffle mac... 778 00:36:33,900 --> 00:36:35,524 You're welcome. 779 00:36:36,516 --> 00:36:37,993 Oh, my God. 780 00:36:38,018 --> 00:36:39,954 How... How'd you get her to do this? 781 00:36:39,979 --> 00:36:42,198 Uh, it was sort of a team effort. 782 00:36:42,511 --> 00:36:44,884 You should have seen Tyrell giving Shanice direction. 783 00:36:44,909 --> 00:36:47,085 He made her do like four takes on that last line. 784 00:36:47,110 --> 00:36:49,438 Well, she wanted to rewrite everything. 785 00:36:50,225 --> 00:36:52,087 Listen, I really hate to interrupt 786 00:36:52,112 --> 00:36:53,839 whatever break you guys are taking right now, 787 00:36:53,863 --> 00:36:55,915 but the orders are flying in 788 00:36:55,940 --> 00:36:57,766 and the phones are ringing off the hook. 789 00:36:59,565 --> 00:37:01,712 - Albert? - On it, Chef. 790 00:37:06,275 --> 00:37:07,337 Alright. 791 00:37:07,362 --> 00:37:10,464 So, that stuff you were gonna say a minute ago? 792 00:37:10,489 --> 00:37:12,708 All I wanted to say was thank you. 793 00:37:16,098 --> 00:37:17,876 Someday. This is Albert. 794 00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:21,581 Hey. Yeah, I know. That was really cool, right? 795 00:37:21,734 --> 00:37:23,649 Okay, what can I get for you? 796 00:37:24,252 --> 00:37:26,527 Oh, yeah, right. That's Shanice's favorite. 797 00:37:27,646 --> 00:37:31,305 Uh, that was fun, but I should probably start heading home. 798 00:37:31,330 --> 00:37:33,811 Oh, right. Yeah. Your mother must be wondering where you are. 799 00:37:34,042 --> 00:37:35,652 Any update on her job search? 800 00:37:35,677 --> 00:37:37,649 Nothing yet. 801 00:37:37,674 --> 00:37:40,764 It's pretty bleak out there. 802 00:37:40,789 --> 00:37:43,196 Huh. I thought she was an EMT. 803 00:37:43,221 --> 00:37:45,415 Seems like Covid would have her busy as ever right now. 804 00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:48,743 Yeah, totally. It's just... She's... she's been sick, so... 805 00:37:48,768 --> 00:37:50,321 Really? I-Is it... 806 00:37:50,346 --> 00:37:51,564 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 807 00:37:51,589 --> 00:37:54,124 She just, uh... She just sprained her ankle. 808 00:37:54,149 --> 00:37:55,344 Oh. 809 00:37:55,369 --> 00:37:57,618 Yeah. Just... Just ankle. 810 00:37:58,968 --> 00:38:00,100 Is she okay? 811 00:38:00,125 --> 00:38:03,985 She's doing a lot better, actually. 812 00:38:04,010 --> 00:38:06,368 Thanks for asking. She just has to... 813 00:38:06,393 --> 00:38:08,204 keep her weight off of it, you know? 814 00:38:08,229 --> 00:38:10,883 But, uh, I'll see you tomorrow, right? 815 00:38:11,570 --> 00:38:13,224 Good work today. 816 00:38:16,146 --> 00:38:19,008 I will. I love you, too, sweetie. 817 00:38:20,093 --> 00:38:22,180 Prometheus wanted me to tell you 818 00:38:22,205 --> 00:38:25,034 not to forget to wash between your fingers. 819 00:38:26,467 --> 00:38:27,672 Oh. 820 00:38:28,833 --> 00:38:30,661 I don't want you to take this the wrong way, 821 00:38:30,686 --> 00:38:33,472 but, uh, I'm in love with your son. 822 00:38:34,090 --> 00:38:35,195 Yeah. 823 00:38:35,368 --> 00:38:37,327 You guys have a lot in common. 824 00:38:37,352 --> 00:38:40,391 You seemed pretty clued in on what was bothering him. 825 00:38:43,118 --> 00:38:48,341 I guess I, uh, can relate to some of the, uh... 826 00:38:48,634 --> 00:38:51,329 OCD-type tendencies. 827 00:38:52,435 --> 00:38:55,409 Sometimes, when things get too out of control, 828 00:38:55,434 --> 00:38:57,349 I like to focus on the small things. 829 00:38:57,409 --> 00:38:59,230 Like cleaning. 830 00:38:59,896 --> 00:39:02,253 You probably haven't noticed. I'm very subtle about it. 831 00:39:02,278 --> 00:39:04,128 Oh. Very. 832 00:39:04,153 --> 00:39:05,597 Ah. 833 00:39:06,861 --> 00:39:11,019 And then there's the, uh, lucky hat. 834 00:39:11,044 --> 00:39:12,449 Mm-hmm. 835 00:39:12,849 --> 00:39:15,591 Jon gave it to me when I started chemo. 836 00:39:15,713 --> 00:39:18,635 I wore it to every test, every screening. 837 00:39:18,956 --> 00:39:20,472 Mm-hmm. 838 00:39:20,497 --> 00:39:23,064 Sometimes, I think I give it more credit for my recovery 839 00:39:23,089 --> 00:39:24,816 than the doctors. 840 00:39:28,098 --> 00:39:30,840 That's not something I admit very often. 841 00:39:34,226 --> 00:39:35,941 Um... 842 00:39:39,583 --> 00:39:41,672 Um, I... 843 00:39:45,031 --> 00:39:47,816 I have something I want to admit to you, too. 844 00:39:49,336 --> 00:39:51,470 You've been so open with me, 845 00:39:51,495 --> 00:39:53,112 I want to tell you the real reason 846 00:39:53,137 --> 00:39:56,488 why I've been having those nightmares. 847 00:39:57,480 --> 00:40:00,277 I wanted to tell you. I just... I didn't... 848 00:40:01,187 --> 00:40:02,885 I didn't know how, and the reason why 849 00:40:02,910 --> 00:40:05,304 I can't tell you is because... 850 00:40:07,725 --> 00:40:10,050 of what happened when I was... 851 00:40:10,714 --> 00:40:12,557 when I was in Iraq. 852 00:40:15,009 --> 00:40:17,503 Okay, um, we... 853 00:40:18,297 --> 00:40:19,646 we were clearing an old hospital 854 00:40:19,671 --> 00:40:22,550 that had been taken over by enemy snipers. 855 00:40:25,208 --> 00:40:27,604 And the place seemed deserted, but I... 856 00:40:29,168 --> 00:40:31,815 I knew better than to trust that. 857 00:40:33,435 --> 00:40:35,350 Then I heard a gunshot. 858 00:40:37,011 --> 00:40:39,168 And I whipped around as fast as I could 859 00:40:39,192 --> 00:40:40,323 and I fired back. 860 00:40:43,414 --> 00:40:47,839 You only get a split second to make a decision like that. 861 00:40:48,994 --> 00:40:51,690 The sound that I heard... it was not... it wasn't a gunshot. 862 00:40:51,715 --> 00:40:54,761 It was... It was... 863 00:40:55,868 --> 00:40:57,698 He was just a... 864 00:40:58,087 --> 00:40:59,815 He was just a kid. 865 00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:02,167 He was barely older than Liam. 866 00:41:03,427 --> 00:41:05,432 He s-shouldn't have been there. 867 00:41:05,457 --> 00:41:07,300 He was at the wrong place at the wrong time, 868 00:41:07,325 --> 00:41:08,935 but it doesn't change the fact 869 00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:11,190 that now there's a mother out there right now 870 00:41:11,215 --> 00:41:14,136 who doesn't have her son because of me. 871 00:41:15,043 --> 00:41:17,181 Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. 872 00:41:17,206 --> 00:41:18,675 Shh, shh, shh. 873 00:41:23,258 --> 00:41:26,276 Shh. I got you. You're okay. 874 00:41:26,740 --> 00:41:30,292 The minute I decided to shoot up again, 875 00:41:30,317 --> 00:41:32,854 I knew that I was gonna lose everything. 876 00:41:32,879 --> 00:41:38,440 My wife, my kids, my job. 877 00:41:39,146 --> 00:41:41,017 But that didn't stop me. 878 00:41:41,042 --> 00:41:43,417 And... And I was right. I, uh... 879 00:41:43,713 --> 00:41:47,831 Margot won't even let me see the kids anymore. 880 00:41:48,599 --> 00:41:50,956 Thank you for sharing that, Todd. 881 00:41:50,981 --> 00:41:52,745 I know it's been tough. 882 00:41:52,770 --> 00:41:54,784 We always take the last few minutes of our meeting 883 00:41:54,809 --> 00:41:56,724 to allow new people to introduce themselves. 884 00:41:56,749 --> 00:41:59,042 Does anyone else want to share tonight? 885 00:42:01,124 --> 00:42:02,737 Anyone? 886 00:42:15,927 --> 00:42:18,927 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com