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You want to kill Wednesday.

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We want to help you do that.

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Then sign me the fuck up.

4
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Godspeed.

5
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Do you really have to kill this dude?

6
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Yes, I do.

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Take the coin and you can't miss.

8
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Do you know what this song is?
It's like, "Ba-ba, ba-ba..."

9
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I wonder if you can help me...

10
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...about something called

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Artifact Number 1.

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My grandfather had a hen.

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Always laid eggs with two yolks.

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Not one. Not three.

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Two.

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Every other day, there they were.

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Two perfect yolks.

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We named that hen Deuce.

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Paw-Paw won him in a card game.

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You ate two of those eggs
in the morning,

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you could go all day
without another morsel.

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I'm grateful for our time together,

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short as it was.

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Don't you worry yourself about me.

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I'm past the caring.

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My time on this earth is done.

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And you have work to do.

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Shadow Moon.

29
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He's strong.

30
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But I still fret about him.

31
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This damn icebox is
working my last nerve!

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Let me help you.

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Help is what Shadow needs

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to steer him in the right direction.

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He's a special one, all right.

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Trouble is, he knows it now.

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But that ain't your never-mind.

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What you need to do is find The Other.

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His soulmate.

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Convince him he ain't no solo act.

41
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Yes, indeed.

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That tall order falls to you.

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In 1918,

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the Coast Geodetic Survey,

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using a cardboard cut-out
balanced on a pin,

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determined the geographic
center of America to be

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2.6 miles north of Lebanon, Kansas,

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on Johnny Grib's hog farm.

49
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Johnny Grib didn't share
his neighbors' eagerness

50
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to cash in on his sudden fame,

51
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so they erected a monument
a half mile away.

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They also built a motel for the tourists

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who were sure to visit
the center of America.

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Only, the tourists didn't come.

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Nobody did.

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Because we are standing at ground zero

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of the least sacred place in America.

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If the House on the Rock

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is a place of spiritual power,

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this, uh, is a soulless void.

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A wasteland Gods fear and men avoid.

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The perfect spot to conduct diplomacy

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between enemies
of the divine persuasion.

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Ah.

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Faithful to the last.

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They always stay close to their master.

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They're with me now.

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Synced & corrected by -robtor-
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So if this is a DMZ where
nothing violent goes down,

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why didn't Wednesday just
have his peace talks here?

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I mean, he'd be alive,

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and we wouldn't be in dirt-road Kansas.

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The thought of being
powerless was no doubt...

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unappealing to your father.

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And neither was he
constrained by logic or reason.

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Thank God you're here.

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Hey.

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Oh, it was like a bad dream.

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Wednesday told the creepy guy

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with the hat to go fuck himself.

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We were just walking out to the car

82
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when some 5-foot rage bitch

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with some ancient spear steps out

84
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and straight harpoons the old man.

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Laura?

86
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You know her?

87
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It's my ex-wife.

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When were you planning on telling me?

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One shock at a time.

90
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Who the fuck are you?

91
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You don't recognize
the instrument of your survival?

92
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Mr. World?

93
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From time to time, I, uh,

94
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see the reflection in the mirror and...

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I need change.

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Okay.

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Well, you can put lipstick on a weasel,
but it is what it is.

98
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Why did you bring me to this shitbox

99
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full of Gods who want me dead?

100
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And what about Doyle? Can you find him?

101
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Your collaborator is outside
of the scope of our agreement.

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We brought you here for
your protection and safety,

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as agreed, because no god
can harm you here.

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But... you must be patient.

105
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We will return Wednesday's remains

106
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at midnight to his associates

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and arrange for your safety of passage.

108
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Okay. Well, I'm gonna want
to weigh in on the particulars.

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No, you can't be there.

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If there was any thought of collusion

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between you and us from the Old Gods,

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it could ignite a war.

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Y-you don't think they're
gonna figure that out

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with me being in your custody?

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Oh, we-we'll tell them
that we uh, tortured you,

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and when you didn't talk,

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we understood that you were
not an agent provocateur.

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We guaranteed your safety of passage.

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And you think they're
actually gonna agree to that?

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What other choice do they have?

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You said that no one can harm me here?

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Great.

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'Cause this room smells like ass

124
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so I'm gonna go find
a fuckin' candy machine.

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Uh, one more thing.

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Shadow Moon's here,
and it's not entirely clear

127
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that he's under the same
prohibition as the others.

128
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Stay here.

129
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I want my fuckin' tennis ball!

130
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Well, you fellas have
our last two rooms.

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The last time the motel was full was...

132
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Never?

133
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Some government men are here
for an important meeting.

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Cletus, our dishwasher,

135
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thinks they might be...
...the Illuminati.

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Rented the whole east wing

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and the dining room.

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No, no, no, no. No.

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Not until midnight.

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It's our tradition.

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Out of my way.

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Hey.

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He wanted an old Norse death ritual.

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And we wanna honor his request, right?

145
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It's called respect.

146
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And that is something

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that he won't get from our enemies.

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Don't you understand?

149
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They don't wanna honor him;
They wanna shame us.

150
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Well, I'm supposed to sit
vigil for him so...

151
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You're supposed to do what?

152
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It's part of our arrangement.

153
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Sir?

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Thanks.

155
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What?

156
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Read the sign.

157
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I'm sorry.

158
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Do you mind?

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Thank you.

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Wow.

161
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I believe our rooms are this way.

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Hey. Can you believe this idiot

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thinks that he will sit
the vaka for Votan?

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Oh.

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Vigil for a Norse God requires

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being bound upon Yggdrasil,

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the World Tree, as Odin once did.

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Okay.

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For 9 days and 9 nights.

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An endurance test for a God,

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a death sentence for a mortal.

172
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Yeah.

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Well, Wednesday said
that if I walk with him,

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greatness would be mine.

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Maybe this is what he meant.

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Uh-huh.

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Shadow.

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Shadow.

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Shadow.

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Shadow Moon.

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- Come with us.
- We need you, Shadow.

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- Come along.
- Shadow.

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He requested extra towels.

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He could be a bastard,
but he was a good boss.

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He was a selfish dick.

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He might have believed
his intentions were noble,

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but he never did anything that
wasn't in his own self-interest.

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But... he did care for you, though.

189
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It's not a side most people get to see.

190
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He cared about you too, you know.

191
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Showed it by murdering my wife?

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That puta with the spear?

193
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She seemed pretty goddamn alive to me.

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Yeah.

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She's the stubborn type.

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I, uh,

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and my associates

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would be remiss
if we did not acknowledge,

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with respect, the foundations

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laid by the Old Gods.

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Get to the fuckin' point.

202
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What do you want from us?

203
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We are gathered here in this place

204
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of godlessness...

205
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...to deliver this body

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to eternity in accordance with...

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Norse ritual.

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In return, we just want peace.

209
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We do not want

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this unfortunate death

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to ignite violence or war.

212
00:19:27,903 --> 00:19:31,045
Then give us the
murderous cow who did this.

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The malefactor,

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Laura Moon,

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is a mortal acting

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on a personal vendetta against a God!

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We know this cannot stand!

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We are in agreement!

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But we have vowed

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to abide by Norse custom wherein,

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if my memory serves me correctly,

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00:19:55,104 --> 00:19:58,931
it is the duty of the son...

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to avenge the father's death.

224
00:20:02,900 --> 00:20:04,467
It is true.

225
00:20:05,251 --> 00:20:08,399
If ancient protocols are to be observed,

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00:20:09,929 --> 00:20:14,447
it is you who would have
to avenge Wednesday's murder.

227
00:20:15,255 --> 00:20:17,494
Yeah,
he means you have to bash her head in

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until brain dribble through her eyes.

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00:20:38,822 --> 00:20:39,822
All right.

230
00:20:42,503 --> 00:20:43,503
Give her to me.

231
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Where is the cow?

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Oh shit.

233
00:20:55,034 --> 00:20:57,601
Where is the cow?

234
00:20:59,386 --> 00:21:00,534
Where the hell is she?

235
00:21:01,431 --> 00:21:03,663
Where the hell is she, huh?

236
00:21:10,658 --> 00:21:12,157
Three lifetimes; I'm still trusting

237
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the wrong fucking people.

238
00:21:15,271 --> 00:21:17,447
This motherfucker
is just as guilty as I am.

239
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He recruited me in order
to kill Wednesday

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without starting a war.

241
00:21:22,322 --> 00:21:25,779
Well, what else would you
expect her to say?

242
00:21:25,803 --> 00:21:27,999
Fuck off. How could I get the spear

243
00:21:28,023 --> 00:21:30,306
from Sweeney's hoard
without a God's help?

244
00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:32,351
How could I possibly know
the exact time and place

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00:21:32,375 --> 00:21:33,986
to find Wednesday if he didn't tell me?

246
00:21:34,812 --> 00:21:36,225
- She's telling the truth.
- Yeah.

247
00:21:36,249 --> 00:21:38,009
You talk of peace?

248
00:21:38,033 --> 00:21:39,750
Respect?

249
00:21:39,774 --> 00:21:42,448
While you hide behind
a mortal female, huh?

250
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You mudák.

251
00:21:48,174 --> 00:21:49,558
Remember where we are.

252
00:21:55,765 --> 00:21:56,984
I'll take care of this.

253
00:21:59,185 --> 00:22:00,577
Let us bury our dead,

254
00:22:01,187 --> 00:22:04,014
mourn our losses,
and discuss our options.

255
00:22:04,527 --> 00:22:05,527
Aye.

256
00:22:06,127 --> 00:22:07,127
Aye.

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00:22:07,976 --> 00:22:09,562
Believe what you will.

258
00:22:09,586 --> 00:22:13,044
But peace is to the benefit

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of your side, not ours.

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Think about it.

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By the time that you would
gather your armies,

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SHARD will be in completion,

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and the Old Gods will be de-indexed,

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erased,

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00:22:32,021 --> 00:22:34,253
and forgotten.

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00:22:47,450 --> 00:22:50,516
Once we deliver Wednesday's
remains to the Tree,

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I strongly suggest you move past this.

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Get on with your life.

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And do not look back.

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Noted.

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Hey, listen.

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Since we can't do it here,

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there's a field just in the back,
across the street.

274
00:23:06,612 --> 00:23:08,527
It's a good place to die.

275
00:23:08,950 --> 00:23:11,146
Now, hit straight on the forehead

276
00:23:11,170 --> 00:23:13,104
for a quick and clean.

277
00:23:13,128 --> 00:23:15,920
If you hit the neck,
it will be slow and painful.

278
00:23:16,436 --> 00:23:18,501
I recommend the neck.

279
00:23:18,525 --> 00:23:20,466
I'll wait in the car.

280
00:23:22,973 --> 00:23:24,714
The fuckin' smell on that guy.

281
00:23:24,922 --> 00:23:26,552
Bad tuna on a smoke break.

282
00:23:28,383 --> 00:23:29,602
Listen.

283
00:23:29,971 --> 00:23:32,080
I didn't do this for
purely selfish reasons.

284
00:23:32,104 --> 00:23:34,038
Oh, bullshit.

285
00:23:34,062 --> 00:23:35,474
Okay, fine.

286
00:23:35,498 --> 00:23:38,738
But, Shadow, you're free now.

287
00:23:38,762 --> 00:23:41,741
No more of his compacts or schemes

288
00:23:41,765 --> 00:23:44,266
or war-fuckin' murder.

289
00:23:44,290 --> 00:23:46,311
Okay, you can go after
what you've always wanted:

290
00:23:46,335 --> 00:23:47,834
A white picket fence,

291
00:23:47,858 --> 00:23:50,011
wifey giving you a couple kids

292
00:23:50,035 --> 00:23:51,838
instead of blowing your friends.

293
00:23:51,862 --> 00:23:52,862
I...

294
00:23:54,474 --> 00:23:56,582
Don't you fuckin' dare

295
00:23:56,606 --> 00:23:59,087
tell me that you killed him
to make my life better.

296
00:23:59,957 --> 00:24:01,892
You have no idea who I am, what I want.

297
00:24:01,916 --> 00:24:04,049
I know that you don't owe him shit.

298
00:24:04,614 --> 00:24:06,244
What did he ever do for you

299
00:24:06,268 --> 00:24:07,721
except make your life fuckin' miserable?

300
00:24:11,413 --> 00:24:12,726
He gave me a purpose.

301
00:24:14,276 --> 00:24:16,148
To be a better leader
than he ever could've been.

302
00:24:16,999 --> 00:24:19,108
- A leader?
- Mm-hmm.

303
00:24:20,247 --> 00:24:21,247
Of what?

304
00:24:21,775 --> 00:24:22,775
Change.

305
00:24:23,764 --> 00:24:25,322
Before humanity goes down the tubes.

306
00:24:26,027 --> 00:24:27,027
Okay.

307
00:24:27,784 --> 00:24:28,784
So...

308
00:24:30,814 --> 00:24:32,868
Are you saying that you're a God now?

309
00:24:35,732 --> 00:24:37,376
I'm sayin' I have a destiny.

310
00:24:39,167 --> 00:24:41,171
And I need to follow it
wherever it takes me.

311
00:24:41,804 --> 00:24:42,979
Cool.

312
00:24:43,349 --> 00:24:45,022
Cool, so you've lost your fuckin' mind.

313
00:24:45,046 --> 00:24:46,458
Right.

314
00:24:46,482 --> 00:24:48,852
Just kill me now because
you finally have a chance

315
00:24:48,876 --> 00:24:50,288
to unfuck your life, and what do you do?

316
00:24:50,312 --> 00:24:51,768
You drink Wednesday's Kool-Aid?

317
00:24:51,792 --> 00:24:52,986
He says, "All aboard,"

318
00:24:53,010 --> 00:24:54,751
you jump on the fuckin' crazy train?

319
00:24:55,317 --> 00:24:57,165
Just put me out of my misery
so I don't have to watch.

320
00:24:57,189 --> 00:24:58,340
Fine.

321
00:24:58,364 --> 00:24:59,950
Hey, where are you going?

322
00:24:59,974 --> 00:25:01,517
What, y-you don't believe

323
00:25:01,541 --> 00:25:03,127
I'm capable of doing great things,

324
00:25:03,151 --> 00:25:04,694
so, you know what?
This-here's your life.

325
00:25:04,718 --> 00:25:06,696
Okay? Miserable, lonely.

326
00:25:07,086 --> 00:25:08,261
Enjoy.

327
00:25:08,461 --> 00:25:10,091
You didn't corner the fuckin' market

328
00:25:10,115 --> 00:25:11,701
on destiny, you know?

329
00:25:11,725 --> 00:25:14,005
I have been through nine
gates of hell since I saw you last.

330
00:25:14,056 --> 00:25:15,789
And I have gained a little insight too.

331
00:25:16,425 --> 00:25:17,875
Good luck with that.

332
00:25:29,699 --> 00:25:31,388
Congratulations!

333
00:25:32,093 --> 00:25:34,433
You're officially on the way
to becoming your old man!

334
00:25:36,532 --> 00:25:38,467
- Let's go.
- What, you're leaving her?

335
00:25:38,491 --> 00:25:40,643
You're not gonna finish the job?

336
00:25:40,667 --> 00:25:42,819
I am Wednesday's last living son,

337
00:25:42,843 --> 00:25:44,386
so what happens to his assassin

338
00:25:44,410 --> 00:25:45,691
is my prerogative.

339
00:25:45,715 --> 00:25:47,215
Yeah?

340
00:25:47,239 --> 00:25:49,565
Well, he can see you right now

341
00:25:49,589 --> 00:25:51,741
and your disrespect.

342
00:25:52,231 --> 00:25:53,406
Shame on you.

343
00:25:55,377 --> 00:25:57,581
I'm sitting vigil for
the old motherfucker.

344
00:25:58,399 --> 00:25:59,399
Let's go.

345
00:26:58,832 --> 00:27:00,477
This fuckin' place.

346
00:29:25,108 --> 00:29:26,957
Thank Gods I found you.

347
00:30:59,609 --> 00:31:01,046
Who the fuck's this?

348
00:31:01,847 --> 00:31:03,152
The Norns.

349
00:31:03,964 --> 00:31:06,856
They tend to the World Tree
and Urd's Well,

350
00:31:06,881 --> 00:31:09,231
whose water nourishes said tree.

351
00:31:10,387 --> 00:31:11,756
We've been waiting for you,

352
00:31:11,780 --> 00:31:14,261
Shadow Moon, son of Odin.

353
00:31:20,659 --> 00:31:22,593
We must prepare.

354
00:31:22,617 --> 00:31:24,639
Please tell me there's
not a gimp involved.

355
00:31:24,663 --> 00:31:27,555
I don't want to stipulate to that.

356
00:31:27,885 --> 00:31:29,413
This is my first vigil.

357
00:31:42,115 --> 00:31:43,962
If you're not man enough

358
00:31:43,986 --> 00:31:46,399
to execute your father's murderer,

359
00:31:46,423 --> 00:31:48,837
you don't deserve to sit at his vaka.

360
00:31:49,266 --> 00:31:50,708
Wasn't your call.

361
00:31:50,732 --> 00:31:53,979
Well, you better hope to die
because if you don't,

362
00:31:54,657 --> 00:31:56,355
I'll take care of it.

363
00:32:14,887 --> 00:32:17,648
The water of time
will wash away your past

364
00:32:17,672 --> 00:32:19,239
and prepare you for your future.

365
00:33:22,476 --> 00:33:24,444
You know about this stuff, right?

366
00:33:26,175 --> 00:33:28,031
Am I making the right decision?

367
00:33:29,352 --> 00:33:30,919
Have you changed your mind?

368
00:33:37,056 --> 00:33:38,294
No.

369
00:34:21,013 --> 00:34:24,035
Are you trying to consume raw data?

370
00:34:27,062 --> 00:34:30,385
That is so messed up.

371
00:34:33,634 --> 00:34:35,098
What's in the sub-basement?

372
00:34:36,063 --> 00:34:37,369
Artifact 1?

373
00:34:38,291 --> 00:34:40,937
There is no sub-basement
in this building.

374
00:34:42,295 --> 00:34:44,608
I just wanna help you.

375
00:34:46,297 --> 00:34:47,297
Hmm...

376
00:34:48,300 --> 00:34:50,737
I know that you are lying.

377
00:34:51,411 --> 00:34:52,542
Yeah.

378
00:35:02,184 --> 00:35:05,642
You think if I could hack
my way out of that thing,

379
00:35:05,666 --> 00:35:07,923
I wouldn't know how to reprogram it?

380
00:35:18,679 --> 00:35:22,398
Well, I've done my part
for your vaka, Votan.

381
00:35:22,422 --> 00:35:26,441
It's not the burial you deserve,
but it is something.

382
00:35:30,865 --> 00:35:34,018
You, you could have just walked away,

383
00:35:34,042 --> 00:35:37,865
but you choose the suffering
of a fool's death.

384
00:35:38,251 --> 00:35:39,252
Huh?

385
00:35:43,824 --> 00:35:45,845
You understand there is no turning back

386
00:35:46,141 --> 00:35:47,273
once you're on the tree.

387
00:35:49,148 --> 00:35:50,799
I get the rules, Ibis.

388
00:35:55,537 --> 00:35:56,973
Hey.

389
00:35:57,762 --> 00:35:59,522
What does it matter
if you break your promise

390
00:35:59,546 --> 00:36:00,677
to the old man, huh?

391
00:36:01,229 --> 00:36:02,404
He's dead.

392
00:36:02,782 --> 00:36:04,349
I don't really have a choice.

393
00:36:05,327 --> 00:36:07,649
I-I survive this,
I become something more.

394
00:36:10,122 --> 00:36:13,989
Or I stay and Czernobog
hammers me in the face.

395
00:36:14,888 --> 00:36:16,759
Or we find a way out.

396
00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:22,289
We can do like, a...
a number 38 or 41 or 50.

397
00:36:23,150 --> 00:36:24,238
I don't know. Just...

398
00:36:25,790 --> 00:36:28,183
Just don't get on the tree, fuck's sake.

399
00:36:29,491 --> 00:36:30,840
You have nothing to prove.

400
00:36:32,973 --> 00:36:34,467
I'll see you in nine days.

401
00:37:29,854 --> 00:37:31,203
Don't fight it.

402
00:37:31,551 --> 00:37:33,151
It makes the pain worse.

403
00:38:51,413 --> 00:38:55,611
All this... for a fucking rock?

404
00:39:18,571 --> 00:39:20,508
Is it everything you hoped it would be?

405
00:39:21,263 --> 00:39:22,263
Yeah.

406
00:39:22,627 --> 00:39:23,628
You!

407
00:39:23,924 --> 00:39:25,186
Yeah.

408
00:39:25,621 --> 00:39:27,425
What the fuck is this thing?

409
00:39:28,494 --> 00:39:29,886
That's your totem.

410
00:39:30,975 --> 00:39:35,501
You have no idea how vital
you are to everything.

411
00:39:36,545 --> 00:39:40,917
You are perhaps the most
powerful of us all.

412
00:39:41,347 --> 00:39:43,093
The embodiment

413
00:39:43,117 --> 00:39:47,619
of human innovation,

414
00:39:47,992 --> 00:39:50,385
which makes you the bridge

415
00:39:50,907 --> 00:39:55,043
from the Old Gods to the New.

416
00:39:56,565 --> 00:39:59,047
Why don't I know any of that?

417
00:40:00,656 --> 00:40:04,245
Every time there's an evolution
in human technology,

418
00:40:04,269 --> 00:40:06,551
you evolve along with it,

419
00:40:06,575 --> 00:40:09,772
and forget who you really are.

420
00:40:09,796 --> 00:40:13,539
Being that you never have
your mnemonic of your totem,

421
00:40:13,887 --> 00:40:16,648
you forget your origin.

422
00:40:21,851 --> 00:40:25,990
SHARD is... progress.

423
00:40:27,211 --> 00:40:29,822
There is no progress without you.

424
00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:37,544
What the fuck?

425
00:40:42,611 --> 00:40:43,980
Who are you?

426
00:40:44,004 --> 00:40:46,939
People say this

427
00:40:46,963 --> 00:40:48,965
is the age of technology.

428
00:40:49,992 --> 00:40:51,307
They're wrong.

429
00:40:58,714 --> 00:41:01,192
This is the age of manipulation.

430
00:41:06,635 --> 00:41:10,535
Trickery is what I do best.

431
00:41:12,383 --> 00:41:14,163
Who the fuck are you?

432
00:41:19,344 --> 00:41:21,225
Who the fuck are you?

433
00:41:27,134 --> 00:41:28,764
Who the fuck are you?

434
00:41:45,576 --> 00:41:47,142
Oh, come on.

435
00:41:49,548 --> 00:41:51,115
It's easy. Come on.

436
00:41:52,747 --> 00:41:53,966
There's a trick to it.

437
00:41:55,945 --> 00:41:58,458
You should do it before you die.

438
00:41:59,862 --> 00:42:00,994
You do it or you die.

439
00:42:10,264 --> 00:42:12,329
When you cannot see your way,

440
00:42:12,353 --> 00:42:14,390
the night sky will guide you.

441
00:42:37,335 --> 00:42:39,374
We've been
awaiting your arrival, Shadow.

442
00:42:42,865 --> 00:42:45,192
This the destiny you were talkin' about?

443
00:43:04,753 --> 00:43:06,693
Take it from me, Puppy.

444
00:43:07,365 --> 00:43:08,736
You're dying.

445
00:43:17,466 --> 00:43:18,859
I can do this.

446
00:43:21,117 --> 00:43:22,750
I can do this.

447
00:43:33,652 --> 00:43:34,653
Water...

448
00:43:38,565 --> 00:43:39,565
Water.

449
00:44:09,514 --> 00:44:11,049
Okay. Enough.

450
00:44:12,632 --> 00:44:13,632
Enough.

451
00:47:01,512 --> 00:47:03,012
Cashew?

452
00:47:05,698 --> 00:47:06,699
No?

453
00:47:07,126 --> 00:47:10,019
I love 'em.

454
00:47:10,648 --> 00:47:13,583
Native to Brazil, but grow
like motherfuckers in Florida.

455
00:47:16,396 --> 00:47:18,069
He was also a liar,

456
00:47:18,093 --> 00:47:20,245
a cheat, and a con man,

457
00:47:20,269 --> 00:47:23,292
capable of deception and great cruelty.

458
00:47:24,796 --> 00:47:26,744
You, uh, you might want
to buckle up, huh?

459
00:47:27,233 --> 00:47:28,788
Could get a little bumpy.

460
00:47:29,191 --> 00:47:30,908
And they've got these cover-your-ass

461
00:47:30,932 --> 00:47:32,344
seatbelt signs lit up

462
00:47:32,368 --> 00:47:33,955
so you can't sue 'em.

463
00:47:33,979 --> 00:47:35,795
Not that dead men can sue anyway.

464
00:47:36,372 --> 00:47:37,915
Oh, please tell me death

465
00:47:37,939 --> 00:47:39,874
isn't being on a plane with you.

466
00:47:39,898 --> 00:47:42,176
Well, technically,
we are somewhere in between.

467
00:47:54,129 --> 00:47:55,481
No.

468
00:47:56,741 --> 00:47:58,806
No, no, no, no. This isn't happening.

469
00:47:58,830 --> 00:48:03,239
Something that was planned
even before you were born.

470
00:48:04,052 --> 00:48:06,422
A blood sacrifice by a son?

471
00:48:06,446 --> 00:48:08,903
Wow, that's powerful enough

472
00:48:08,927 --> 00:48:11,209
to restore me to all my former glory.

473
00:48:11,233 --> 00:48:14,430
Odin, the All-Father.
All powerful, once again.

474
00:48:14,454 --> 00:48:16,935
Attention passenger Moon:

475
00:48:17,588 --> 00:48:19,391
What did Wednesday ever do for you

476
00:48:19,415 --> 00:48:20,958
except make your life miserable?

477
00:48:20,982 --> 00:48:22,743
Now, earning your love proved

478
00:48:22,767 --> 00:48:24,440
a little trickier than I anticipated,

479
00:48:24,464 --> 00:48:27,661
so I appealed to your godly ambition.

480
00:48:27,685 --> 00:48:30,359
If I'm your son, I am a God.

481
00:48:30,383 --> 00:48:31,491
Ah.

482
00:48:31,515 --> 00:48:33,493
Jury's still out on that, son,

483
00:48:33,517 --> 00:48:36,314
but you're definitely
a chip off the old block.

484
00:48:38,696 --> 00:48:41,027
- No, no, no.
- Hmm!

485
00:48:41,699 --> 00:48:43,657
We both crave power.

486
00:48:44,179 --> 00:48:46,282
The only difference is,
I'm not ashamed of it.

487
00:48:47,269 --> 00:48:48,725
You needed a martyr.

488
00:48:48,749 --> 00:48:50,703
Now you're getting it, huh?

489
00:48:52,144 --> 00:48:53,414
Uh-huh.

490
00:48:54,494 --> 00:48:56,000
Oh, this...

491
00:48:56,931 --> 00:48:58,430
...is where I get off.

492
00:49:07,333 --> 00:49:09,280
- Thank you, son.
- Wednesday!

493
00:49:09,422 --> 00:49:11,250
Wednesday!

494
00:49:29,021 --> 00:49:30,109
Father.

495
00:49:58,245 --> 00:49:59,507
Is he...

496
00:50:14,459 --> 00:50:15,459
Yes.

497
00:50:20,362 --> 00:50:22,210
Is this the death

498
00:50:22,234 --> 00:50:24,380
of the Old Gods?

499
00:50:41,557 --> 00:50:43,482
Or something much worse.

500
00:50:56,482 --> 00:50:59,483
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