1 00:00:13,046 --> 00:00:17,449 ? I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ? 2 00:00:17,451 --> 00:00:19,385 ? Friendly faces everywhere ? 3 00:00:19,387 --> 00:00:21,253 ? Humble folks without temptation ? 4 00:00:21,255 --> 00:00:24,223 ? Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ? 5 00:00:24,225 --> 00:00:25,691 ? Ample parking day or night ? 6 00:00:25,693 --> 00:00:28,060 ? People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ? 7 00:00:28,062 --> 00:00:30,696 ? Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ? 8 00:00:30,698 --> 00:00:34,333 ? Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! ? 9 00:00:34,335 --> 00:00:38,137 ? Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ? 10 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:44,143 ? I want candy ? 11 00:00:44,145 --> 00:00:48,247 ? I want candy ? 12 00:00:48,249 --> 00:00:50,315 What time are the other guys getting there? 13 00:00:50,317 --> 00:00:52,818 Everyone just said sundown, which should be soon. 14 00:00:52,820 --> 00:00:57,423 ? I want candy ? ? I want candy ? 15 00:00:57,425 --> 00:01:01,260 ? I want candy ? 16 00:01:01,262 --> 00:01:06,298 ? I want candy ? 17 00:01:06,300 --> 00:01:08,801 ? I want candy ? 18 00:01:08,803 --> 00:01:10,202 Lookin' good, Ryan! 19 00:01:10,204 --> 00:01:11,837 Yeah, I got a real cape this year. 20 00:01:11,839 --> 00:01:13,739 Check it out! 21 00:01:13,741 --> 00:01:15,340 ? Hey ? 22 00:01:15,342 --> 00:01:17,810 Hey, Sharon, did you see the box of Jack Daniels? 23 00:01:17,812 --> 00:01:20,646 Oh, no. You're not doing this again. 24 00:01:20,648 --> 00:01:22,648 What do you mean? Of course I am. 25 00:01:22,650 --> 00:01:25,517 Stan wanted us to take him to the pumpkin patch. 26 00:01:25,519 --> 00:01:28,087 Sharon, you know the week leading up to Halloween 27 00:01:28,089 --> 00:01:30,289 is always my Witch Party Week with the guys. 28 00:01:30,291 --> 00:01:32,157 Yeah, and you guys get wasted. 29 00:01:32,159 --> 00:01:33,659 We have some drinks. 30 00:01:33,661 --> 00:01:35,127 Come on. All the other guys' wives 31 00:01:35,129 --> 00:01:37,229 aren't being bitchy about it. 32 00:01:41,202 --> 00:01:43,469 Sup, witches?! 33 00:01:43,471 --> 00:01:45,504 All right! Randy's got the J.D.! 34 00:01:45,506 --> 00:01:48,407 Yep. Who's got the other stuff? 35 00:01:48,409 --> 00:01:50,109 Kevin says he's bringing it. 36 00:01:53,314 --> 00:01:55,347 Come on. Come on. 37 00:01:55,349 --> 00:01:57,516 Sweetheart, can we get going, please? 38 00:01:57,518 --> 00:01:58,717 Hang on, babe! 39 00:01:58,719 --> 00:02:00,652 Just a couple more things. 40 00:02:00,654 --> 00:02:02,721 Honey, the pumpkin patch opened like an hour ago 41 00:02:02,723 --> 00:02:03,689 and 'member how I was saying 42 00:02:03,691 --> 00:02:05,357 I want to get there early? 43 00:02:05,359 --> 00:02:06,725 What do you think? 44 00:02:06,727 --> 00:02:08,327 Great. Perfect. Let's go to the pumpkin patch. 45 00:02:08,329 --> 00:02:09,561 Yup! Almost ready. 46 00:02:09,563 --> 00:02:11,797 Wha-What? 47 00:02:11,799 --> 00:02:13,565 Okay, spider or the bat? 48 00:02:13,567 --> 00:02:15,167 The spider's great. 49 00:02:15,169 --> 00:02:16,869 Really? 'Cause I think I like the bat. 50 00:02:16,871 --> 00:02:18,604 Why does she do this every time? 51 00:02:18,606 --> 00:02:20,172 - What, babe? - I said it's time... 52 00:02:20,174 --> 00:02:22,674 Boy, look at the time. 'Kay, all set! 53 00:02:22,676 --> 00:02:24,443 'Kay, here we go, going to the pumpkin patch. 54 00:02:24,445 --> 00:02:27,279 Okay! Oh! I forgot my glitter lip gloss! 55 00:02:27,281 --> 00:02:29,248 You don't need glitter lip gloss! 56 00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:30,916 Eric, are you upset? 57 00:02:30,918 --> 00:02:32,684 Do you need to talk about something? 58 00:02:32,686 --> 00:02:33,819 No! No, we don't need to talk! 59 00:02:33,821 --> 00:02:34,753 I'm super happy! 60 00:02:34,755 --> 00:02:38,190 Oh, okay. 61 00:02:38,192 --> 00:02:40,259 Hang on, I got to pee. 62 00:02:40,261 --> 00:02:42,895 Cool. You got to pee again. Awesome. 63 00:02:47,267 --> 00:02:49,468 Almost thought you guys were gonna bail on us! 64 00:02:49,470 --> 00:02:51,303 Yeah, right. 65 00:02:51,305 --> 00:02:52,204 We're gonna miss the first night of the party. 66 00:02:52,206 --> 00:02:53,605 'Sup, Steven, Chip. 67 00:02:53,607 --> 00:02:55,574 Just ready to party farty, witches. 68 00:02:55,576 --> 00:02:57,910 Well, I got the Jack. 69 00:02:57,912 --> 00:03:00,879 And I got the crack! 70 00:03:00,881 --> 00:03:02,714 Oh, yeah! Jack and Crack Witch Week. 71 00:03:02,716 --> 00:03:03,882 Let's do this! 72 00:03:03,884 --> 00:03:06,652 Everybody up the hill! 73 00:03:06,654 --> 00:03:10,622 ? Everybody have fun tonight ? 74 00:03:10,624 --> 00:03:13,392 ? Jack and Crack Witch Week tonight ? 75 00:03:13,394 --> 00:03:14,793 ? Everybod... ? 76 00:03:14,795 --> 00:03:16,929 Thanks for taking the kids out, Ms. Cartman. 77 00:03:16,931 --> 00:03:18,830 Heidi's been looking forward to it. 78 00:03:18,832 --> 00:03:21,934 Oh, yes, my little Eric just loves the pumpkin patch. 79 00:03:21,936 --> 00:03:23,769 It's one of his favorite events of the year! 80 00:03:23,771 --> 00:03:25,804 Okay, come on! Let's go! 81 00:03:25,806 --> 00:03:27,906 All right. You kids all ready? 82 00:03:27,908 --> 00:03:29,608 Yup, all set to go to the pumpkin patch. 83 00:03:29,610 --> 00:03:32,744 It's been open for over an hour now! 84 00:03:32,746 --> 00:03:36,348 Oh, don't you look cute, Heidi! 85 00:03:36,350 --> 00:03:37,883 Awesome. Here we go. Heading out now. 86 00:03:37,885 --> 00:03:39,985 Hold on, Eric. I want a picture. 87 00:03:39,987 --> 00:03:41,587 No. Pumpkin patch is gonna Will you take a picture, Dad? 88 00:03:41,589 --> 00:03:42,821 See, all the best pumpkins get taken, and then... 89 00:03:42,823 --> 00:03:44,590 Cheese! 90 00:03:44,592 --> 00:03:46,225 Okay. Come on. Here we go, going out the door. 91 00:03:46,227 --> 00:03:47,926 Go, Mom. 92 00:03:47,928 --> 00:03:49,695 Bye, Daddy! Love you! 93 00:03:49,697 --> 00:03:51,830 'Kay, here we go to the pumpkin patch! 94 00:03:51,832 --> 00:03:53,999 Oh, crap. Hang on. I forgot my bracelet! 95 00:03:54,001 --> 00:03:55,601 Oh, my fucking God. 96 00:03:55,603 --> 00:03:57,002 Eric, potty mouth. 97 00:03:57,004 --> 00:03:58,470 Arghghgh! 98 00:04:13,754 --> 00:04:17,623 Put a spell on our bosses, put a spell on our wives. 99 00:04:17,625 --> 00:04:21,493 A hex on the Patriots, let's fuck up their lives! 100 00:04:21,495 --> 00:04:23,328 And screw the Raiders, too! 101 00:04:23,330 --> 00:04:24,830 Yeah! 102 00:04:28,469 --> 00:04:29,635 No way! 103 00:04:29,637 --> 00:04:31,303 Check out Stephen, you guys! 104 00:04:31,305 --> 00:04:33,939 Happy Witch Week! 105 00:04:37,044 --> 00:04:38,644 Hey, hey! 106 00:04:38,646 --> 00:04:41,013 You guys want to see some real witchcraft? 107 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:45,317 Ooooh. 108 00:04:47,288 --> 00:04:48,754 I mean it! 109 00:04:48,756 --> 00:04:50,989 I got this spell book last month. 110 00:04:50,991 --> 00:04:53,058 Got it in Salem, Massachusetts. 111 00:04:53,060 --> 00:04:57,529 They say it's real. 112 00:04:57,531 --> 00:05:00,532 Like from the devil himself. 113 00:05:02,670 --> 00:05:04,803 You guys want to try it? 114 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:06,638 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 115 00:05:13,546 --> 00:05:18,750 Hey! Wait up, babe. 116 00:05:18,752 --> 00:05:20,419 Hey, where you been, Eric?! 117 00:05:20,421 --> 00:05:22,688 Oh, boy! What a great time that was! 118 00:05:22,690 --> 00:05:23,889 Thanks for coming, kids. 119 00:05:23,891 --> 00:05:25,590 Oh, you just getting here? 120 00:05:25,592 --> 00:05:27,025 Yes, we are just getting here. 121 00:05:27,027 --> 00:05:29,461 Okay, go on in, I suppose. Petting zoo's closed, 122 00:05:29,463 --> 00:05:31,763 and I think they stopped the churro machine. 123 00:05:31,765 --> 00:05:34,599 The petting zoo's cl... The petting zoo is closed? 124 00:05:34,601 --> 00:05:36,702 Yeah, you can still maybe do the bouncy house. 125 00:05:36,704 --> 00:05:38,637 Come on, babe! 126 00:05:38,639 --> 00:05:43,575 Arkna... Pedooim... Uthnod borall. 127 00:05:43,577 --> 00:05:44,943 That's pretty cool. 128 00:05:44,945 --> 00:05:50,749 Uthnod borall! Uthnod alverndaraal! 129 00:05:50,751 --> 00:05:54,419 Wickus... stayfallo... 130 00:05:54,421 --> 00:05:55,821 Uh. 131 00:05:55,823 --> 00:05:56,955 Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 132 00:05:56,957 --> 00:05:59,624 Ah! Oh, it burns! 133 00:05:59,626 --> 00:06:01,126 Okay, Chip. 134 00:06:01,128 --> 00:06:03,168 You might need to ease up on the crack there, buddy. 135 00:06:23,616 --> 00:06:25,484 I'll kill you all! 136 00:06:25,486 --> 00:06:28,120 Kill you all! 137 00:06:43,503 --> 00:06:47,005 You'll all be dead by Halloween! 138 00:06:49,942 --> 00:06:52,110 Get out! Everyone out! 139 00:06:52,112 --> 00:06:53,745 What do you mean?! I just got here! 140 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:55,080 There's a witch! 141 00:06:58,118 --> 00:06:59,551 Come on, Eric! 142 00:06:59,553 --> 00:07:02,020 No! I missed it! I missed it all! 143 00:07:21,208 --> 00:07:23,875 Oh, hey. Didn't see you there. 144 00:07:23,877 --> 00:07:27,879 Did you hear anything about what happened last night? 145 00:07:27,881 --> 00:07:30,048 Uh... no. What Happened? 146 00:07:30,050 --> 00:07:31,750 Your buddy, Chip Duncan? 147 00:07:31,752 --> 00:07:34,085 Apparently he flew around on a broom, 148 00:07:34,087 --> 00:07:36,154 blew things up and kidnapped some children. 149 00:07:36,156 --> 00:07:37,889 Are you serious?! 150 00:07:37,891 --> 00:07:39,591 You heard nothing about this?! 151 00:07:39,593 --> 00:07:42,127 He flew away vowing we'd all be dead by Halloween. 152 00:07:42,129 --> 00:07:44,930 God, I knew that guy was a fucking chode. 153 00:07:44,932 --> 00:07:47,232 Randy, what did you guys do at that party? 154 00:07:47,234 --> 00:07:48,900 Nothin'. 155 00:07:48,902 --> 00:07:50,902 We were just hangin' out and talkin' and stuff, 156 00:07:50,904 --> 00:07:52,737 and then Chip got all weird. 157 00:07:52,739 --> 00:07:54,072 People were hurt! 158 00:07:54,074 --> 00:07:56,908 Yeah, I agree... It's awful! 159 00:07:56,910 --> 00:08:00,212 We're not like Chip, okay? He's a bad witch! 160 00:08:03,115 --> 00:08:04,916 Did any of you guys actually see the witch?! 161 00:08:04,918 --> 00:08:06,184 Yeah, it was terrifying. 162 00:08:06,186 --> 00:08:07,986 She had a broom and a cackle and everything. 163 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:09,721 What are we gonna do, guys? 164 00:08:09,723 --> 00:08:11,723 Our parents are never gonna let us trick-or-treat 165 00:08:11,725 --> 00:08:13,024 with a witch flying around! 166 00:08:13,026 --> 00:08:14,759 They say she blew up the pumpkin patch. 167 00:08:14,761 --> 00:08:15,861 Did any of you guys see that? 168 00:08:15,863 --> 00:08:17,596 No, I missed the whole thing. 169 00:08:17,598 --> 00:08:19,130 I always try to get to the pumpkin patch really early. 170 00:08:19,132 --> 00:08:20,265 Yeah, I got there early, too. 171 00:08:20,267 --> 00:08:22,033 You get the best pumpkins that way. 172 00:08:22,035 --> 00:08:24,669 Anyways, I guess the witch destroyed the whole thing. 173 00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:26,271 We got to take matters into our own hands. None of us are safe. 174 00:08:26,273 --> 00:08:28,240 Yeah, but what are we gonna do? 175 00:08:28,242 --> 00:08:30,242 No, we got to just hope the police will handle it. 176 00:08:30,244 --> 00:08:32,077 Yeah right, like they'll handle anything. 177 00:08:32,079 --> 00:08:35,780 Stan's right. This might fall on us. 178 00:08:35,782 --> 00:08:38,984 Yeah, we got to save Halloween. 179 00:08:38,986 --> 00:08:40,252 Don't you think so, Eric? 180 00:08:40,254 --> 00:08:41,786 What? 181 00:08:41,788 --> 00:08:44,189 We got to do something to get rid of her! 182 00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:46,825 Yes. You're right, guys. 183 00:08:46,827 --> 00:08:47,993 It's my only way out. 184 00:08:53,132 --> 00:08:55,300 All right. See you, Sharon. Have a good night! 185 00:08:55,302 --> 00:08:57,769 Where do you think you're going? 186 00:08:57,771 --> 00:08:59,170 What do you mean? 187 00:08:59,172 --> 00:09:00,739 It's day two of Witch Week with the guys. 188 00:09:00,741 --> 00:09:03,642 You can't possibly be considering doing this again! 189 00:09:03,644 --> 00:09:05,877 Why not? 190 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:10,115 Randy a real with is flying around in the sky snatching children! 191 00:09:10,117 --> 00:09:14,085 I don't think this is the best time for you to be wearing a witch costume and partying. 192 00:09:14,087 --> 00:09:16,588 Ugh. Gah! Just because of one bad witch, 193 00:09:16,590 --> 00:09:18,757 we're supposed to stop a tradition 194 00:09:18,759 --> 00:09:20,825 that goes back twenty-some-odd years?! 195 00:09:20,827 --> 00:09:23,228 Jesus! 196 00:09:26,165 --> 00:09:27,232 Hey, Randy. 197 00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:29,134 'Sup, guys? 198 00:09:29,136 --> 00:09:30,635 You know, just getting a bunch of shit 199 00:09:30,637 --> 00:09:31,803 for being witches. 200 00:09:31,805 --> 00:09:33,171 I know, right?! 201 00:09:33,173 --> 00:09:35,173 It's like there's one awful witch who wants to kill everybody, 202 00:09:35,175 --> 00:09:37,976 so now they're coming after all of us! 203 00:09:37,978 --> 00:09:40,145 This is like a witch... thingie. 204 00:09:40,147 --> 00:09:42,681 It's like a witch pursuit thingie! 205 00:09:42,683 --> 00:09:44,115 A witch... uh... 206 00:09:44,117 --> 00:09:46,184 It's a witch chase and shoot 'em up! 207 00:09:46,186 --> 00:09:48,086 Yeah, that's what it is! 208 00:09:55,328 --> 00:09:57,696 Hey, what the hell is this? 209 00:09:57,698 --> 00:10:00,699 Park closed until further notice. 210 00:10:00,701 --> 00:10:02,634 That's bullshit! 211 00:10:02,636 --> 00:10:04,169 Oh, my God! 212 00:10:04,171 --> 00:10:05,837 They can't do this. 213 00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:09,341 The whole town really is on a witch pursuit thing. 214 00:10:31,732 --> 00:10:33,231 Check this out, you guys. 215 00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:34,699 It says that to destroy a witch, 216 00:10:34,701 --> 00:10:37,302 you need bent pits, nine in all, 217 00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:39,170 each bent into an "L" shape. 218 00:10:39,172 --> 00:10:40,905 What are bent pits? 219 00:10:40,907 --> 00:10:42,107 Hey, guys! I think I got it figured out! 220 00:10:42,109 --> 00:10:43,875 You do? 221 00:10:43,877 --> 00:10:45,644 I knew Eric would come up with a plan! 222 00:10:47,713 --> 00:10:49,814 Okay, first of all, we need a scary place 223 00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:51,049 to lure her into. 224 00:10:51,051 --> 00:10:52,751 What is the creepiest place in town? 225 00:10:52,753 --> 00:10:54,686 Ross Dress for Less. That's right. 226 00:10:54,688 --> 00:10:56,154 Stan and Kyle will wait inside the Ross Dress for Less 227 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:57,722 and I will bring Heidi there. 228 00:10:57,724 --> 00:10:59,090 Once inside, Kenny and Butters 229 00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:01,092 will set off a series of explosions that will... 230 00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:02,761 Wait, wait, wait, wait. What the fuck are you talking about? 231 00:11:02,763 --> 00:11:04,963 This is how we're going to get rid of Heidi. 232 00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:06,865 Nobody's talking about getting rid of Heidi! 233 00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:08,900 You guys said you would help me get rid of her! 234 00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:10,035 Of the witch! 235 00:11:10,037 --> 00:11:11,369 Who cares about a witch?! 236 00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:13,238 My life is a living hell, you guys! 237 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:15,006 Then break up with her! 238 00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:17,342 You clearly can't stand her. Let the poor girl go! 239 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:19,377 I've tried! It's impossible! 240 00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:22,247 Heidi's a nice girl. How can you be so awful to her?! 241 00:11:22,249 --> 00:11:25,784 You don't understand. She has no time-management skills whatsoever. 242 00:11:25,786 --> 00:11:28,067 You don't know 'cause you've never had a girlfriend, Kyle! 243 00:11:30,022 --> 00:11:32,190 Fine. Just leave me to suffer. 244 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:33,892 Next time you want me to kill someone for you, 245 00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:35,794 just forget about it. 246 00:11:38,330 --> 00:11:40,131 Students and parents, 247 00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:42,434 I know that you are all concerned about the witch 248 00:11:42,436 --> 00:11:44,302 who is preying upon our town. 249 00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:45,970 And I want to speak to you all 250 00:11:45,972 --> 00:11:48,106 about how to try and protect yourselves. 251 00:11:48,108 --> 00:11:49,974 But first, 252 00:11:49,976 --> 00:11:52,377 some gentlemen have asked to speak 253 00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:55,447 on what they perceive to be a "witch pursuit thing." 254 00:11:58,050 --> 00:11:59,818 Oh, wait, I'm supposed to be actually over... 255 00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:01,152 Yeah, you go over there, Stewart. 256 00:12:01,154 --> 00:12:03,755 Right, right, right, right. 257 00:12:03,757 --> 00:12:07,792 ? We're all on the same side, you and I ? 258 00:12:07,794 --> 00:12:12,263 ? Let's all stick togetha, let's try ? 259 00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:14,065 ? When things are going bad ? 260 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,968 ? And there's people you need to confront ? 261 00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:22,006 ? Just be sure it doesn't turn into a witch pursuit thing ? 262 00:12:22,008 --> 00:12:25,744 Hey, guys. There's good witches and there's bad witches, 263 00:12:25,746 --> 00:12:27,445 And we stand with you 264 00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:31,182 in saying this particular witch needs to be brought down. 265 00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:34,452 But that doesn't mean we should all be closing parks. 266 00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:37,956 And stopping all witch activity because... 267 00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:41,493 ? Let's not turn this into a witch pursuit thing ? 268 00:12:41,495 --> 00:12:42,994 Dad, get outta here! 269 00:12:42,996 --> 00:12:45,430 We're trying to deal with an actual witch. 270 00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:47,265 Nobody's coming after you! 271 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,100 Yes, they are, boys! 272 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:51,536 And next they'll be coming after you! 273 00:12:51,538 --> 00:12:54,105 'Cause you're all little sons a witches. 274 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,907 Right, you don't have to worry 275 00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:57,776 about us going around snatching children. 276 00:12:57,778 --> 00:12:59,944 Only the other witch does that. 277 00:13:04,817 --> 00:13:06,551 Hey, babe. Oh, hey, Eric. 278 00:13:06,553 --> 00:13:08,353 Listen, there's a big fun costume party tonight 279 00:13:08,355 --> 00:13:09,320 and I was thinking you and me should go. 280 00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:11,022 What do you say? 281 00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:14,092 A costume party? With everything that's going on? 282 00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:16,227 Yeah, I just think, you know, we need to let off some steam 283 00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:17,996 and have a little Halloween fun, you know? 284 00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:19,864 I already have our costumes picked out. 285 00:13:19,866 --> 00:13:21,900 Well... I guess. 286 00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:23,501 Cool, I'll come pick you up at 5:00! 287 00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:25,870 Well, maybe make it 4:30 if you're bringing the costumes. 288 00:13:25,872 --> 00:13:27,505 I might need a little extra time to get ready. 289 00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:30,308 Oh, I'm counting on it. 290 00:13:34,513 --> 00:13:36,214 Randy, can I talk to you? 291 00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:38,049 Sure, Stephen. 292 00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:40,852 I've been doing a lot of thinking, Randy. 293 00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:43,922 About the past. About what we've done. 294 00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:45,523 I think it's time we come clean 295 00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:47,225 and tell everyone about the crack. 296 00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:50,328 And the spells against our wives. 297 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,096 Okay, look, you're freaked out. 298 00:13:52,098 --> 00:13:53,531 It's understandable. 299 00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:55,867 I have to admit what I've done wrong, Randy! 300 00:13:55,869 --> 00:13:57,936 I feel like everything's crashing down 301 00:13:57,938 --> 00:14:00,205 and I want Linda to hear it from me first. 302 00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:01,940 Okay, we smoked a little crack... 303 00:14:01,942 --> 00:14:03,875 We put harmless spells on our wives. 304 00:14:03,877 --> 00:14:05,376 We were just messing around. 305 00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:06,544 It was harmless fun! 306 00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:08,379 Was it? 307 00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:10,582 Or did we close our eyes to what Chip Duncan was becoming? 308 00:14:10,584 --> 00:14:13,117 Stephen, you can't turn on your own kind. 309 00:14:13,119 --> 00:14:15,420 That's what these witch pursuit thingies do, okay? 310 00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:17,188 They make everyone go crazy. 311 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,623 I'm sorry, Randy. 312 00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:21,259 I have to clear my conscience. 313 00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:24,629 All right, Stephen. 314 00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:26,431 At least give us till tomorrow morning 315 00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:28,600 to talk to our wives and prepare them, all right? 316 00:14:28,602 --> 00:14:30,201 Can you just give us till morning? 317 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:33,238 Yeah, sure. 318 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:34,339 I'm sorry. 319 00:14:34,341 --> 00:14:36,274 It's okay. It's okay. 320 00:14:41,247 --> 00:14:42,614 Hey, it's Randy. 321 00:14:42,616 --> 00:14:43,948 We've got until tomorrow morning 322 00:14:43,950 --> 00:14:45,650 to sacrifice Stephen to the devil. 323 00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:48,119 I'll explain later, just get everyone together. 324 00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:50,521 And maybe bring just a little bit of crack. 325 00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:58,596 Don't you think we should stay on the main roads, Eric? 326 00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:00,932 This seems like a bad place to be right now. 327 00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:03,101 Don't worry Heidi, this is the fastest way to the party. 328 00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:05,436 I'm sure the witch won't even notice us! 329 00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:08,606 Eric, come on, this is a bad idea. 330 00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:09,974 Let's turn around. 331 00:15:09,976 --> 00:15:11,509 Well, Heidi, if we'd been on time 332 00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:13,244 we wouldn't need to take a short cut, 333 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:15,413 but I wanted to give you your space to get ready. 334 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,282 Is that what this is about? 335 00:15:17,284 --> 00:15:19,017 You're still mad about the pumpkin patch, aren't you? 336 00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:20,351 Why would I be mad? 337 00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:22,153 You wanted to make sure you looked right 338 00:15:22,155 --> 00:15:24,122 and then had to eat and use the bathroom 40 times. 339 00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:26,157 I can't blame you for missing the pumpkin patch. 340 00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:28,326 I didn't use the bathroom 40 times! 341 00:15:31,665 --> 00:15:32,931 What was that!? 342 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:37,268 Eric! Did you hear that?! 343 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:38,670 Eric?! 344 00:15:38,672 --> 00:15:40,171 Eric! 345 00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:42,674 Oh, my God! Eric, are you okay?! 346 00:15:44,710 --> 00:15:48,346 Well, well, what have we here? 347 00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:51,950 Sweet. Come on... Come on... 348 00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:55,720 Dude, is your dad home? 349 00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:57,355 No. I don't know where he is. 350 00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:59,157 We can't find our dads either! 351 00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:01,526 Yeah, and it turns out our dads and the bad witch 352 00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:03,995 were all part of the same witch group! We asked our moms, 353 00:16:03,997 --> 00:16:05,630 and they said this has been going on for years. 354 00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:08,232 We gotta find them before something even stupider happens. 355 00:16:08,234 --> 00:16:10,201 How are we gonna do that?! There's another guy. 356 00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:12,337 Someone else who was in the witch's club 357 00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:14,172 but hasn't been around for a while. Who? 358 00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:21,346 Mr. President, 359 00:16:21,348 --> 00:16:23,448 you have an urgent call from a Butters Stotch. 360 00:16:25,250 --> 00:16:27,418 Butters? What's he want? 361 00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:29,220 This is the President. 362 00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:31,756 Oh, uh, hello, Mr. President, how are you? 363 00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:33,491 Butter him up, Butters. 364 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:36,260 How... How is running the country goin'? 365 00:16:36,262 --> 00:16:39,364 Oh, it's fine. You know, just making the country great again. 366 00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:41,432 Did you get rid of all the immigrants like you said? 367 00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:43,501 I got rid of, like, six of 'em so far... 368 00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:45,670 You know it's little harder than I thought. 369 00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:48,406 Cool, and did you build that big wall you were gonna build? 370 00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:50,041 Don't be a dick, Butters. 371 00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:52,110 Are you just calling to shit on my Halloween? 372 00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:55,213 No, sir! I... Well, the thing is... 373 00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:57,348 Didn't you used to do J and C Witch Week with our dads? 374 00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,550 Yeah, it was my favorite time of year. 375 00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:02,520 Now I just have to celebrate it alone. 376 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:03,755 Well, the thing is, Mr. President, 377 00:17:03,757 --> 00:17:05,556 one of the guys did a spell 378 00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:07,258 and took a bunch of children and he's gonna eat 'em all. 379 00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:09,394 Lemme guess... Chip Duncan. 380 00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:11,696 Oh, that guy was always such a douche. 381 00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:13,264 Mr. President, please, you gotta help. 382 00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:15,233 Our dads can't do anything 'cause they're scared 383 00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:16,768 people are coming after all witches. 384 00:17:16,770 --> 00:17:18,503 Coming after all witches?! 385 00:17:18,505 --> 00:17:21,072 Oh, geez... 386 00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:28,413 So you were there when witch showed up 387 00:17:28,415 --> 00:17:29,647 and took your girlfriend? 388 00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:31,416 Yes, it just came outta nowhere. 389 00:17:31,418 --> 00:17:33,484 I tried to save Heidi, but it was too late. 390 00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:35,253 What was your girlfriend wearing? 391 00:17:35,255 --> 00:17:36,654 She was dressed kinda like me 392 00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:38,423 but had a simple Munich dirndl from Germany. 393 00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:40,224 And you didn't stop at all 394 00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:42,527 to think that what you were doing might attract the witch? 395 00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:44,362 Excuse me? 396 00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:45,763 Are you actually trying to blame the victim here?! 397 00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:48,499 I'm just saying that if there's a big fat witch around, 398 00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:50,234 maybe you shouldn't walk through the woods 399 00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:51,169 dressed as Hansel and Gretel. 400 00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:52,537 Ohhh! 401 00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:54,338 Whoa, whoa. Not cool, Rick. Not cool! 402 00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:55,706 I will have your badge, sir! 403 00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:57,341 Sorry, folks, sorry. 404 00:17:57,343 --> 00:18:00,144 Detective! Detective! Call just came in. 405 00:18:00,146 --> 00:18:02,613 The witch has been spotted at Ross Dress for Less! 406 00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:04,749 Everyone to Ross Dress for Less now! 407 00:18:10,155 --> 00:18:12,824 Guys? I'm here... 408 00:18:12,826 --> 00:18:14,692 Guys? 409 00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:16,227 What's this all about? 410 00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:19,263 Hello, Stephen. 411 00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:22,533 Oh, hey. What are we meeting here for? 412 00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:26,204 It's too late, Stephen. We called the police. 413 00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:28,272 We know you took those children. 414 00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:31,375 What?! What... What are you doing? 415 00:18:31,377 --> 00:18:32,777 Here he is, everybody! 416 00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:35,346 Stephen's a bad witch! 417 00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:38,583 No! 418 00:18:38,585 --> 00:18:40,885 We're putting a stop to you, Stephen! 419 00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:43,554 Because that's what good witches do! 420 00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:46,791 Oh, my God. I see what this is. 421 00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:49,861 This witch pursuit thing has you on a witch pursuit thing now! 422 00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:54,866 I'm innocent! Please! 423 00:18:54,868 --> 00:18:56,567 It's over, Stotch! 424 00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:57,835 What have you done with the children? 425 00:18:57,837 --> 00:18:59,670 No, don't you see?! 426 00:18:59,672 --> 00:19:01,839 They're just doing their own witch pursuit thingy now. 427 00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:03,207 This is madness! 428 00:19:12,417 --> 00:19:14,385 Hey, wassup, bros? 429 00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:16,287 "Wassup bros"?! 430 00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:18,756 Chip, do you see all the chaos you've caused? 431 00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:21,225 Yeah, so? I'm a witch. 432 00:19:21,227 --> 00:19:23,161 You understand 433 00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:25,630 everyone associates us with you, right? 434 00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:28,766 Of course they do. You're all witches too, dudes! 435 00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:30,568 Not like you! 436 00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:32,236 What'd you do with the children? 437 00:19:32,238 --> 00:19:34,338 They're all in here! See? 438 00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:36,707 Daddy! Mommy! Daddy! 439 00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:40,545 I'm going to use their souls to increase my power! 440 00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:44,782 Look! Another witch is flying down now! 441 00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:51,789 Butters, come on! We got to go! 442 00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:53,691 Okay! Where? 443 00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,760 I guess our witches were gonna sacrifice your witch, 444 00:19:55,762 --> 00:19:57,762 but then the bad witch showed up and now the witch we called just arrived! 445 00:19:57,764 --> 00:20:00,798 There's witches everywhere! Holy moly! 446 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:03,901 Look, Chip, if we had known you were gonna hurt people 447 00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:05,503 we would have never even hung out. 448 00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:08,839 Oh, gimme a break, Randy. No, seriously. 449 00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:10,775 Like if one of you guys had the power I have 450 00:20:10,777 --> 00:20:11,809 you wouldn't use it. 451 00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:13,611 We wouldn't! 452 00:20:13,613 --> 00:20:15,646 Excuse me... Chip what the fuck are you doing? 453 00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:17,448 Oh, hey, man! 454 00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:19,317 You're ruining the party for everyone, Chip, 455 00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:20,484 I'm here to take you out. 456 00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:23,554 You'll never stop me! 457 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:26,357 I grow more powerful every moment! 458 00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:28,492 You wanna see real power? 459 00:20:28,494 --> 00:20:29,961 All right, take the shot. 460 00:20:43,775 --> 00:20:45,509 I'm free! 461 00:20:48,313 --> 00:20:51,549 Mommy! Daddy! 462 00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:53,451 Is that all of em? 463 00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:54,485 There's one more little girl! 464 00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:55,620 Come on out, little girl! 465 00:20:55,622 --> 00:20:58,422 Okay! Just a second! 466 00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:00,524 Come on little girl, everyone's waitin' on ya. 467 00:21:00,526 --> 00:21:04,328 Okay! Almost ready. Hang on. 468 00:21:04,330 --> 00:21:06,864 It's gonna be a while. 469 00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:08,733 Well, we did it guys! 470 00:21:08,735 --> 00:21:10,835 Everyone'll be stoked on us now! 471 00:21:10,837 --> 00:21:13,037 Hey! And there's still a few nights left 472 00:21:13,039 --> 00:21:14,739 of Jack and Crack Witch Week! 473 00:21:14,741 --> 00:21:16,674 Everybody follow me! 474 00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:19,477 I've got tons of Jack, tons of crack, and a jet! 475 00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:23,047 - Party's back on! - We did it, guys! 476 00:21:23,049 --> 00:21:24,582 Don't wait up, Sharon! 477 00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:25,944 I'm gonna party with El Presidente. 478 00:21:30,522 --> 00:21:31,922 All ready to trick or treat?! 479 00:21:31,924 --> 00:21:34,792 Yeah, no, I've been ready for a couple hours now. 480 00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:37,061 Cool, I just wanna put on some lip gloss. 481 00:21:37,063 --> 00:21:38,796 Do these stockings go with this outfit? 482 00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:40,931 I thought maybe I should use the red ones... 483 00:21:40,933 --> 00:21:42,633 Is it cold out? 484 00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:44,402 You think I should put a hoodie on over this? 485 00:21:44,404 --> 00:21:46,904 Nah, covers up my costume too much, don't you think? 486 00:21:46,906 --> 00:21:48,539 Okay, all ready. 487 00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:51,309 Oh, wait! Hang on. 488 00:21:51,311 --> 00:21:53,511 I can't decide if I should wear leggings or not. 489 00:21:53,513 --> 00:21:54,953 Is it gonna be cold? Should I just... 490 00:21:55,514 --> 00:21:58,716 Excuse me? Are you actually trying to blame the victim here?! 491 00:21:58,718 --> 00:22:01,385 I'm just saying that if there's a big fat witch around, 492 00:22:01,387 --> 00:22:03,421 maybe you shouldn't walk through the woods- 493 00:22:03,423 --> 00:22:05,389 - dressed as Hansel and Gretel. - Ohhh! 494 00:22:05,391 --> 00:22:07,024 Whoa, whoa. Not cool, Rick. Not cool! 495 00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:08,459 I will have your badge, sir! 496 00:22:08,461 --> 00:22:09,827 Sorry, folks, sorry.