1 00:00:05,968 --> 00:00:08,036 Previously, on "Resident Alien". 2 00:00:08,121 --> 00:00:09,803 I think this alien's here to kill everybody. 3 00:00:09,827 --> 00:00:10,922 There's my device. 4 00:00:11,006 --> 00:00:12,953 That's in the glacier. You can't go there. 5 00:00:13,038 --> 00:00:15,001 Harry, don't go! It's too dangerous. 6 00:00:15,086 --> 00:00:17,399 These humans believe they're nothing without one another. 7 00:00:17,484 --> 00:00:19,219 I want you to be comfortable enough with me 8 00:00:19,304 --> 00:00:20,352 to tell me that I'm wrong. 9 00:00:20,437 --> 00:00:22,334 I want a partner who challenges me. 10 00:00:22,418 --> 00:00:24,524 You earn respect through your actions, Deputy. 11 00:00:24,609 --> 00:00:26,009 Well, how about this for an action? 12 00:00:26,078 --> 00:00:27,297 I quit! 13 00:00:27,382 --> 00:00:28,774 I wanted to go to the Olympics, 14 00:00:28,858 --> 00:00:30,079 and then this happened. 15 00:00:30,164 --> 00:00:31,510 It was my second mogul run. 16 00:00:31,594 --> 00:00:33,376 It was before the jump, and I couldn't stop. 17 00:00:33,461 --> 00:00:36,372 I landed, and I heard a bunch of bones crack. 18 00:00:36,457 --> 00:00:37,916 They said I could've lost my leg. 19 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:39,851 Once I eradicate humanity, 20 00:00:39,935 --> 00:00:41,813 I'll return to my planet a hero. 21 00:00:41,898 --> 00:00:43,984 I'm so close to completing my mission. 22 00:00:45,171 --> 00:00:46,563 Something initiated this. 23 00:00:46,648 --> 00:00:48,701 The ship is tethered. Holy shit. 24 00:00:48,786 --> 00:00:50,153 I know where the alien is! 25 00:00:50,270 --> 00:00:51,707 Harry? 26 00:00:51,793 --> 00:00:53,254 Don't move. 27 00:01:00,340 --> 00:01:04,099 ? I was raised up believing ? 28 00:01:04,184 --> 00:01:07,926 ? I was somehow unique ? 29 00:01:08,105 --> 00:01:10,567 ? Like a snowflake ? 30 00:01:10,801 --> 00:01:12,732 ? Distinct among snowflakes ? 31 00:01:12,817 --> 00:01:15,747 ? Unique in each way you can see ? 32 00:01:15,832 --> 00:01:19,723 ? And now after some thinking ? 33 00:01:19,925 --> 00:01:24,141 ? I'd say I'd rather be ? 34 00:01:24,747 --> 00:01:26,397 ? A functioning cog ? 35 00:01:26,482 --> 00:01:28,538 ? In some great machinery ? 36 00:01:28,702 --> 00:01:31,302 ? Serving something beyond me ? 37 00:01:31,387 --> 00:01:35,279 ? But I don't, I don't ? 38 00:01:35,364 --> 00:01:39,051 ? Know what that will be ? 39 00:01:39,136 --> 00:01:41,145 ? I'll get back ? 40 00:01:41,278 --> 00:01:45,153 ? To you someday soon ? 41 00:01:45,309 --> 00:01:47,075 ? You will see ? 42 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:02,291 CREDITS 43 00:02:06,259 --> 00:02:07,417 D'arcy. 44 00:02:09,141 --> 00:02:10,293 Harry? 45 00:02:12,129 --> 00:02:14,453 Oh, thank God. We're all okay. 46 00:02:14,538 --> 00:02:15,622 Okay? 47 00:02:15,707 --> 00:02:18,232 We fell into a crevasse. This is a death trap. 48 00:02:18,317 --> 00:02:19,848 Sorry I said anything. 49 00:02:22,051 --> 00:02:23,957 I can't move it. 50 00:02:24,075 --> 00:02:25,090 I'm too weak. 51 00:02:25,244 --> 00:02:26,730 Harry, your leg. 52 00:02:28,184 --> 00:02:29,594 No sudden movements. 53 00:02:29,785 --> 00:02:31,462 I'm not going anywhere. 54 00:02:31,547 --> 00:02:32,896 My leg is trapped. 55 00:02:32,981 --> 00:02:33,798 We need help. 56 00:02:33,882 --> 00:02:36,029 This whole sheet of ice could cave in at any second. 57 00:02:36,114 --> 00:02:37,630 What were you doing up here? 58 00:02:37,715 --> 00:02:39,547 I told you not to go up on the glacier. 59 00:02:39,632 --> 00:02:41,168 It is your fault. 60 00:02:41,253 --> 00:02:43,794 The ice caved in because you are too heavy. 61 00:02:43,879 --> 00:02:45,216 Okay, we're leaving him. 62 00:02:45,301 --> 00:02:47,404 I guess glaciers aren't a part of a cell plan, guys. 63 00:02:47,489 --> 00:02:49,625 He was gonna die anyway. Just leave him. 64 00:02:49,709 --> 00:02:50,993 - Leave him behind. - Stop it. 65 00:02:51,077 --> 00:02:53,162 We're gonna figure this out. 66 00:02:53,246 --> 00:02:54,664 We gotta be 30 feet down. 67 00:02:54,748 --> 00:02:56,552 I can make it up to my snowmobile. 68 00:02:56,637 --> 00:02:58,645 I've gotta get my radio. 69 00:02:58,952 --> 00:03:01,037 You can give me a boost on the ledge. 70 00:03:01,121 --> 00:03:02,207 Yeah. 71 00:03:02,292 --> 00:03:03,409 There's a little piece of the ledge 72 00:03:03,433 --> 00:03:04,884 you can put your left foot on. 73 00:03:05,028 --> 00:03:06,175 Oh. 74 00:03:06,259 --> 00:03:07,376 Okay. 75 00:03:07,460 --> 00:03:09,114 Careful. 76 00:03:09,371 --> 00:03:10,544 There's a pocket there. 77 00:03:10,629 --> 00:03:13,115 She's gonna make it, Harry. 78 00:03:13,512 --> 00:03:14,590 Yes. 79 00:03:14,675 --> 00:03:16,215 Nice one, D'arce. 80 00:03:16,770 --> 00:03:19,387 That's it. That's it, D'arce. 81 00:03:19,801 --> 00:03:20,885 Little to your left. 82 00:03:21,041 --> 00:03:22,262 Left. 83 00:03:22,723 --> 00:03:25,561 This is going to be a problem. 84 00:03:25,895 --> 00:03:28,564 Keep going. 85 00:03:28,663 --> 00:03:30,915 Keep going. You got this. 86 00:03:30,984 --> 00:03:31,984 Yes. 87 00:03:32,468 --> 00:03:33,344 Okay. 88 00:03:33,420 --> 00:03:34,624 My hero. 89 00:03:43,528 --> 00:03:44,929 I'm in! 90 00:03:49,702 --> 00:03:51,087 Aah! 91 00:03:51,171 --> 00:03:52,355 Look out! 92 00:03:52,439 --> 00:03:55,057 No! Aah! 93 00:04:04,417 --> 00:04:06,435 We lost the signal. 94 00:04:06,519 --> 00:04:08,904 Whatever the ship was tethered to is gone. 95 00:04:15,915 --> 00:04:17,127 Okay then. 96 00:04:17,212 --> 00:04:19,315 Time for you two to get to Colorado 97 00:04:19,399 --> 00:04:22,284 to find me whatever was flying that machine. 98 00:04:35,281 --> 00:04:37,134 D'arcy? 99 00:04:41,923 --> 00:04:43,506 D'arcy? 100 00:04:43,591 --> 00:04:46,993 D'arcy? D'arcy? 101 00:04:49,863 --> 00:04:51,407 Harry? 102 00:04:51,559 --> 00:04:55,017 Harry? 103 00:05:01,975 --> 00:05:03,977 Harry? 104 00:05:05,445 --> 00:05:07,329 What is that? 105 00:05:08,939 --> 00:05:10,900 Don't come any closer. 106 00:05:11,116 --> 00:05:12,953 Are you okay? 107 00:05:20,683 --> 00:05:23,719 What the hell are you? 108 00:05:25,554 --> 00:05:27,166 Don't be afraid. 109 00:05:28,684 --> 00:05:32,237 - D'arcy! - I'm not going to hurt you. 110 00:05:35,843 --> 00:05:37,127 Who are you? 111 00:05:37,212 --> 00:05:38,283 Harry. 112 00:05:38,368 --> 00:05:41,885 No, no, no, no. Half your face is all wrong. 113 00:05:42,119 --> 00:05:43,303 Offensive. 114 00:05:43,489 --> 00:05:45,666 What is happening to you? 115 00:05:46,024 --> 00:05:47,206 Bee sting. 116 00:05:47,291 --> 00:05:48,995 We're inside a glacier. 117 00:05:49,080 --> 00:05:50,245 Snow bees. 118 00:05:50,329 --> 00:05:53,715 I'm allergic to the sting of snow bees 119 00:05:53,799 --> 00:05:56,229 and ice hornets. 120 00:05:56,902 --> 00:05:58,744 It's bad. 121 00:05:59,138 --> 00:06:00,855 If you don't tell me what is happening, 122 00:06:00,939 --> 00:06:02,574 I'm going to lose my shit. 123 00:06:04,176 --> 00:06:05,794 Okay. 124 00:06:05,878 --> 00:06:09,030 I am not from this planet. 125 00:06:09,114 --> 00:06:10,131 What? 126 00:06:10,215 --> 00:06:12,133 I am what your people call 127 00:06:12,217 --> 00:06:15,370 an extraterrestrial. 128 00:06:15,454 --> 00:06:16,771 An alien. 129 00:06:18,857 --> 00:06:22,310 Oh. Oh, I feel nauseous. 130 00:06:22,394 --> 00:06:25,447 You may have a concussion from the fall. 131 00:06:25,531 --> 00:06:29,050 No, I think it's the extra-alien thing 132 00:06:29,134 --> 00:06:31,219 happening in front of me. 133 00:06:31,303 --> 00:06:33,488 - Mmm. - D'arcy! 134 00:06:33,572 --> 00:06:36,224 You cannot tell her. She cannot know. 135 00:06:36,308 --> 00:06:39,154 She's gonna figure it out when she sees the scales on your face. 136 00:06:39,239 --> 00:06:42,130 My people do not have scales. 137 00:06:42,214 --> 00:06:44,599 That's racist. 138 00:06:44,683 --> 00:06:46,534 You are thinking of the Reptilians. 139 00:06:46,618 --> 00:06:48,937 Who? 140 00:06:49,021 --> 00:06:50,371 The Reptilians. 141 00:06:50,455 --> 00:06:53,341 Insidious creatures trying to take over the universe 142 00:06:53,425 --> 00:06:56,611 by using the Earth as a laboratory 143 00:06:56,695 --> 00:06:58,813 for hybridization. 144 00:06:58,897 --> 00:07:00,248 D'arcy! 145 00:07:00,332 --> 00:07:02,217 Don't worry. It will never happen. 146 00:07:02,301 --> 00:07:03,351 They're gross. 147 00:07:03,435 --> 00:07:06,521 They have major hygiene issues. 148 00:07:06,605 --> 00:07:08,957 Okay. 149 00:07:09,041 --> 00:07:11,226 Well, if it's not scales, then 150 00:07:11,310 --> 00:07:13,595 why are you growing weird skin? 151 00:07:13,679 --> 00:07:16,097 We have the ability to mimic other species' 152 00:07:16,181 --> 00:07:19,634 anatomical forms, but I am too weak. 153 00:07:21,253 --> 00:07:23,571 I'm changing back. 154 00:07:23,655 --> 00:07:25,340 Oh, nope. 155 00:07:25,424 --> 00:07:27,613 Please... No! 156 00:07:30,495 --> 00:07:33,414 What is that glowing stuff? 157 00:07:33,498 --> 00:07:34,949 Oh, you're bleeding, aren't you? 158 00:07:35,033 --> 00:07:36,784 Yes. 159 00:07:53,151 --> 00:07:54,669 This is not exactly how I thought 160 00:07:54,753 --> 00:07:57,389 I'd spend my day. 161 00:08:00,025 --> 00:08:01,876 You know, 162 00:08:01,960 --> 00:08:05,246 you being an alien 163 00:08:05,330 --> 00:08:07,266 sort of explains a lot. 164 00:08:09,001 --> 00:08:10,818 Why are you here? 165 00:08:10,902 --> 00:08:12,654 My ship crashed. 166 00:08:12,738 --> 00:08:14,923 I've been searching for something I lost 167 00:08:15,007 --> 00:08:17,725 up on this mountain. 168 00:08:17,809 --> 00:08:20,995 What do you mean? Like, a radio to phone home? 169 00:08:21,079 --> 00:08:22,547 How did you guess? 170 00:08:24,616 --> 00:08:26,134 Uh... 171 00:08:26,218 --> 00:08:29,686 well, all we know of aliens 172 00:08:29,771 --> 00:08:30,820 is from movies, 173 00:08:30,905 --> 00:08:32,874 so it's either a radio to phone home, 174 00:08:32,958 --> 00:08:36,628 or you're here to kill us... 175 00:08:37,963 --> 00:08:39,547 And eat us. 176 00:08:40,899 --> 00:08:44,352 We do not eat humans. 177 00:08:44,436 --> 00:08:45,662 Okay. 178 00:08:47,539 --> 00:08:49,457 Now can you fix me, please? 179 00:08:49,541 --> 00:08:52,293 Fix you? I don't even know how you work. 180 00:08:52,377 --> 00:08:55,163 Like you, I have a closed circulatory system. 181 00:08:55,247 --> 00:08:57,999 So I will bleed out if you don't stop it. 182 00:08:58,090 --> 00:08:59,052 Okay. 183 00:09:01,834 --> 00:09:03,071 Okay. 184 00:09:03,381 --> 00:09:04,615 Let me take a look. 185 00:09:06,925 --> 00:09:08,629 That part of you is still a human. 186 00:09:08,714 --> 00:09:10,161 I just touched your penis. 187 00:09:10,246 --> 00:09:11,418 I do not mind it. 188 00:09:11,503 --> 00:09:13,532 - It feels good... - Stop talking. 189 00:09:16,368 --> 00:09:18,253 I think you nicked an alien artery. 190 00:09:18,337 --> 00:09:20,488 Do you even have arteries? 191 00:09:21,037 --> 00:09:23,740 You need to cauterize the wound. Use that. 192 00:09:26,378 --> 00:09:29,247 This? Mmm. 193 00:09:31,950 --> 00:09:34,602 Oh. Okay. 194 00:09:34,686 --> 00:09:36,455 Yes. 195 00:09:38,190 --> 00:09:39,974 Are you sure about this? 196 00:09:40,058 --> 00:09:41,576 Unlike your delicate species, 197 00:09:41,660 --> 00:09:45,664 my race has an incredibly high pain threshold. 198 00:09:48,166 --> 00:09:49,768 Okay. 199 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:23,735 Asta! 200 00:10:26,638 --> 00:10:28,423 Asta! 201 00:10:28,507 --> 00:10:30,142 D'arcy! 202 00:10:33,979 --> 00:10:36,731 Thank God you're okay. 203 00:10:36,815 --> 00:10:37,865 Are you okay? 204 00:10:37,949 --> 00:10:40,101 We're fine! 205 00:10:40,185 --> 00:10:43,688 Everything's... fine. 206 00:10:45,724 --> 00:10:48,242 I'm gonna try to make it to the top! 207 00:10:48,326 --> 00:10:50,362 Don't move! 208 00:10:52,130 --> 00:10:54,282 D'arcy's gonna call for help, 209 00:10:54,366 --> 00:10:57,485 and by now my dad will know that I'm missing. 210 00:10:57,569 --> 00:10:59,821 Soon the whole mountain will be swarming with people 211 00:10:59,905 --> 00:11:01,108 looking for us. 212 00:11:02,641 --> 00:11:05,093 Kill the creature! Catch the beast! 213 00:11:05,177 --> 00:11:07,829 Kill him! Kill the creature! 214 00:11:07,913 --> 00:11:09,464 Catch the beast. 215 00:11:09,548 --> 00:11:11,766 This is bad. 216 00:11:11,850 --> 00:11:14,369 The weaker I get... 217 00:11:14,453 --> 00:11:15,937 The more alien you become? 218 00:11:20,058 --> 00:11:21,793 I see how that could be a problem. 219 00:11:24,193 --> 00:11:25,543 I hope you understand 220 00:11:25,628 --> 00:11:28,258 that I have lost six chickens this year to millennials 221 00:11:28,343 --> 00:11:30,868 racing down my road in their Nazi cars. 222 00:11:30,953 --> 00:11:32,406 I need speed bumps. 223 00:11:32,635 --> 00:11:34,286 Not warnings. I need bumps. 224 00:11:34,995 --> 00:11:36,355 I need big bumps. 225 00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:37,898 - Big bumps, yep. - Big bumps. 226 00:11:37,983 --> 00:11:39,719 I am definitely going to look into this, Mrs. Flaherty. 227 00:11:39,743 --> 00:11:41,584 Most definitely. Okay? 228 00:11:41,669 --> 00:11:42,937 Be well. 229 00:11:47,550 --> 00:11:50,302 You know what your problem is? 230 00:11:50,386 --> 00:11:51,504 Please tell me. 231 00:11:51,588 --> 00:11:53,706 You need to learn how to say no. 232 00:11:53,790 --> 00:11:56,075 I can't just say no. I'm the mayor of this town, 233 00:11:56,159 --> 00:11:58,277 and I have a responsibility to the people here. 234 00:11:58,361 --> 00:12:00,513 Okay, but you got a responsibility 235 00:12:00,597 --> 00:12:01,841 to yourself first. 236 00:12:01,926 --> 00:12:04,150 I don't like seeing people push you around like that. 237 00:12:04,234 --> 00:12:06,619 I-I don't get pushed around. 238 00:12:07,208 --> 00:12:08,896 You got your anniversary dinner, right? 239 00:12:08,981 --> 00:12:10,489 Who picked the restaurant? 240 00:12:11,325 --> 00:12:13,693 Well, I'm not sure that's any of your business. 241 00:12:13,777 --> 00:12:15,888 I get it. Wife wants to pick. 242 00:12:15,973 --> 00:12:17,496 But you know what she really wants? 243 00:12:17,580 --> 00:12:19,298 She wants you to take charge. 244 00:12:19,382 --> 00:12:20,960 All right, you gotta pick the restaurant. 245 00:12:20,984 --> 00:12:23,169 You know, pull out her chair, order for her. 246 00:12:23,253 --> 00:12:25,871 Right? It's romantic. 247 00:12:28,133 --> 00:12:29,417 You're welcome. 248 00:12:31,027 --> 00:12:33,713 Yeah, to be honest, I'm not sure you're the best judge 249 00:12:33,797 --> 00:12:35,864 of what women want, you know? 250 00:12:36,666 --> 00:12:38,103 Oh, really? 251 00:12:39,235 --> 00:12:40,853 And why is that? 252 00:12:40,937 --> 00:12:42,655 I don't know. Let's ask Deputy Liv. 253 00:12:42,739 --> 00:12:45,291 Oh, wait, we can't because she quit. 254 00:12:45,375 --> 00:12:47,864 Oh, okay. I see how it is! 255 00:12:48,012 --> 00:12:50,748 You know I'm a co-equal branch of government, right? 256 00:12:50,834 --> 00:12:53,132 I see you, man! That's a low blow! 257 00:12:53,216 --> 00:12:54,700 Don't you slam no doors. 258 00:12:54,784 --> 00:12:57,002 - Slammed it. - I slam doors! 259 00:12:57,086 --> 00:12:58,237 Slam this! 260 00:12:58,321 --> 00:13:00,406 What... hey! I can do that too. 261 00:13:00,490 --> 00:13:03,042 Uh-huh, you can't see me now, can you? 262 00:13:03,126 --> 00:13:04,443 No, I still see you. 263 00:13:04,527 --> 00:13:06,686 Oh, you do... oh, oh! 264 00:13:06,779 --> 00:13:08,780 Yeah, now you're just copying me. 265 00:13:14,737 --> 00:13:16,956 We'll see about that. 266 00:13:22,553 --> 00:13:24,179 Hi, change of plans. 267 00:13:24,264 --> 00:13:25,529 We're going to Laurent's for dinner. 268 00:13:25,553 --> 00:13:28,100 8:00. End of debate. 269 00:13:28,481 --> 00:13:31,002 No, it is not too expensive. I am the mayor, 270 00:13:31,087 --> 00:13:33,661 and there is a 15% discount for city employees. 271 00:13:34,472 --> 00:13:35,857 See you at 8:00. 272 00:13:37,360 --> 00:13:39,111 Yeah, push that around. 273 00:13:46,636 --> 00:13:47,853 Oh, you still there? 274 00:13:47,937 --> 00:13:49,577 Don't be looking at me! Close them blinds! 275 00:13:53,943 --> 00:13:55,888 Looks like this has stopped the bleeding. 276 00:13:57,080 --> 00:13:58,998 If it stabilizes you, 277 00:13:59,082 --> 00:14:01,400 can you turn back to Harry? 278 00:14:04,192 --> 00:14:06,761 Once I regain my strength, yes. 279 00:14:08,057 --> 00:14:12,011 So if you're a copy, 280 00:14:12,095 --> 00:14:14,947 what happened to the real Harry Vanderspeigle? 281 00:14:15,031 --> 00:14:16,582 Body is in my freezer, 282 00:14:16,666 --> 00:14:18,350 foot is in your clinic freezer, 283 00:14:18,434 --> 00:14:19,485 wife is in New York. 284 00:14:19,569 --> 00:14:21,471 I don't know. 285 00:14:23,238 --> 00:14:26,057 I took shelter in his cabin 286 00:14:26,142 --> 00:14:27,860 and used his DNA 287 00:14:27,944 --> 00:14:31,030 to take his identity. 288 00:14:31,114 --> 00:14:33,833 If he wasn't there, how'd you get his DNA? 289 00:14:33,917 --> 00:14:36,468 Skin cells. They're everywhere. 290 00:14:36,552 --> 00:14:40,506 Humans shed 40,000 of them a minute. 291 00:14:40,590 --> 00:14:44,060 My people shed their skin in one piece. 292 00:14:45,128 --> 00:14:47,541 That way it is easier to eat. 293 00:14:48,017 --> 00:14:50,049 - Gross. - You are gross. 294 00:14:50,673 --> 00:14:53,018 Wait, how did his wife not know you were an imposter? 295 00:14:53,102 --> 00:14:55,955 Some people only see 296 00:14:56,039 --> 00:14:57,740 what they want to see. 297 00:14:59,008 --> 00:15:01,427 She saw every part of me, 298 00:15:01,511 --> 00:15:02,962 but she never knew. 299 00:15:03,046 --> 00:15:05,064 Wait. 300 00:15:05,148 --> 00:15:06,832 Did you have sex with her? 301 00:15:06,931 --> 00:15:09,611 To be accurate, she had sex with me. 302 00:15:09,675 --> 00:15:10,595 On me. 303 00:15:10,620 --> 00:15:12,492 At me. In front of me. 304 00:15:12,517 --> 00:15:14,640 - Harry! - She made me watch. 305 00:15:14,955 --> 00:15:15,808 Jesus! 306 00:15:15,892 --> 00:15:19,189 What if she gets pregnant and has an alien V baby? 307 00:15:19,298 --> 00:15:20,646 No, she is not pregnant. 308 00:15:20,730 --> 00:15:23,482 She would have started to emit a sulfuric scent 309 00:15:23,566 --> 00:15:26,485 and then split open with hundreds of babies. 310 00:15:26,569 --> 00:15:30,773 She remained... whole. 311 00:15:34,490 --> 00:15:37,842 So what you said about your wife dying was true then? 312 00:15:37,927 --> 00:15:40,399 We do not have genders like humans. 313 00:15:40,483 --> 00:15:42,801 I had a mate 314 00:15:42,885 --> 00:15:46,356 who died burying our offspring. 315 00:15:47,557 --> 00:15:48,774 I'm sorry. 316 00:15:48,858 --> 00:15:51,310 There is nothing to be sorry about. 317 00:15:51,394 --> 00:15:53,946 The birthing death is inevitable. 318 00:15:54,333 --> 00:15:56,551 My people 319 00:15:56,636 --> 00:15:58,921 do not feel sadness. 320 00:15:59,372 --> 00:16:01,441 You sure about that? 321 00:16:03,806 --> 00:16:05,840 Once I assumed this body, 322 00:16:05,925 --> 00:16:08,677 I started to feel all sorts of things 323 00:16:08,816 --> 00:16:10,755 I have never felt. 324 00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:12,918 I don't want to talk about it. 325 00:16:13,003 --> 00:16:13,911 Okay. 326 00:16:14,522 --> 00:16:15,661 Fine. 327 00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:21,068 I had 342 children, 328 00:16:21,153 --> 00:16:23,240 and I never worried about any of them. 329 00:16:23,325 --> 00:16:26,912 Now I... cannot stop thinking 330 00:16:26,996 --> 00:16:29,426 about number 62. 331 00:16:30,266 --> 00:16:32,184 It had my eyes. 332 00:16:32,268 --> 00:16:33,986 Jesus. 333 00:16:34,176 --> 00:16:35,888 You had 342 kids? 334 00:16:37,255 --> 00:16:39,057 I thought one was complicated. 335 00:16:41,942 --> 00:16:45,232 You should stop feeling guilty about giving away Jay. 336 00:16:45,317 --> 00:16:48,294 We leave our offspring in the great ice wind desert, 337 00:16:48,379 --> 00:16:51,529 where the flesh is ripped from the bone 338 00:16:51,614 --> 00:16:53,038 to see who survives. 339 00:16:53,122 --> 00:16:54,701 Charming. 340 00:16:56,292 --> 00:16:59,945 Jay is a survivor. 341 00:17:00,029 --> 00:17:02,247 She will be fine. 342 00:17:04,582 --> 00:17:06,760 I'm glad you know about me. 343 00:17:10,144 --> 00:17:12,713 It's hard to keep a secret. 344 00:17:17,046 --> 00:17:19,481 It's human nature, Harry. 345 00:17:21,384 --> 00:17:23,886 Nobody wants to hide who they really are. 346 00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:43,465 Aah! 347 00:17:52,715 --> 00:17:54,233 All right, listen up. 348 00:17:54,317 --> 00:17:56,661 Some shitheads broke into the high school science lab, 349 00:17:56,746 --> 00:17:59,074 so we're gonna head over there and find out if anybody saw anything. 350 00:17:59,098 --> 00:18:00,879 Also just a quick heads-up, 351 00:18:00,964 --> 00:18:02,482 Edith Pine's cat got stuck, 352 00:18:02,567 --> 00:18:05,244 and I had to slingshot it down from a cell tower. 353 00:18:05,678 --> 00:18:07,497 Cat's got a limp now, and she's suing, 354 00:18:07,582 --> 00:18:09,406 so you might want to think about lawyering up. 355 00:18:09,491 --> 00:18:11,293 Don't mind me. 356 00:18:13,936 --> 00:18:15,701 What are you doing? 357 00:18:15,786 --> 00:18:18,590 I was asked to gather some of Deputy Liv's things. 358 00:18:19,230 --> 00:18:21,627 I don't know who that is. I know a civilian Liv, 359 00:18:21,729 --> 00:18:23,146 if that's who you talking about. 360 00:18:23,231 --> 00:18:26,723 Okay, well, I'm gonna gather some of civilian Liv's things 361 00:18:26,870 --> 00:18:29,339 before my pastrami sandwich gets cold. 362 00:18:31,198 --> 00:18:33,612 Would you please tell her I can see her? 363 00:18:35,018 --> 00:18:37,770 He says he can see you. 364 00:18:42,826 --> 00:18:45,044 She says to mind your own business, 365 00:18:45,128 --> 00:18:47,732 as she is busy enjoying her life. 366 00:18:47,817 --> 00:18:49,068 Oh, well, you know what? 367 00:18:49,153 --> 00:18:50,797 You tell her I'm enjoying my life even more. 368 00:18:50,821 --> 00:18:52,105 I'm enjoying my life so much 369 00:18:52,189 --> 00:18:55,041 I got little cartoon birds flying around my head. 370 00:18:55,125 --> 00:18:57,811 You probably heard that. 371 00:18:57,895 --> 00:18:59,312 Yeah. 372 00:18:59,396 --> 00:19:01,114 She says that cartoon birds 373 00:19:01,198 --> 00:19:03,200 usually means you're unconscious. 374 00:19:04,355 --> 00:19:06,301 So I'm gonna go eat. 375 00:19:06,385 --> 00:19:08,213 - Thank you. - Yep. 376 00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:17,263 Why are you helping me? 377 00:19:18,782 --> 00:19:21,568 I was taught that living things are connected, 378 00:19:21,652 --> 00:19:24,588 and that every being matters. 379 00:19:27,357 --> 00:19:29,909 You're running a temperature. 380 00:19:29,993 --> 00:19:33,012 You're getting weaker. 381 00:19:33,096 --> 00:19:35,882 Your face, it's become more... 382 00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:37,568 Alien? 383 00:19:39,636 --> 00:19:41,972 Am I ugly to you? 384 00:19:45,375 --> 00:19:46,476 No. 385 00:19:58,755 --> 00:20:01,525 Here. 386 00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:07,113 There you go. 387 00:20:07,197 --> 00:20:10,234 Max was afraid of me. 388 00:20:11,435 --> 00:20:15,088 He has a very rare genetic trait 389 00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:18,691 that allows him to see me in my true form. 390 00:20:20,978 --> 00:20:22,595 That must've been scary. 391 00:20:22,679 --> 00:20:23,942 Yes. 392 00:20:24,027 --> 00:20:26,299 I was afraid people would start believing him. 393 00:20:26,383 --> 00:20:28,535 "Aah, there's an alien in town. 394 00:20:28,619 --> 00:20:30,637 Look, an alien." 395 00:20:30,721 --> 00:20:32,839 I meant that must've been scary for him. 396 00:20:34,342 --> 00:20:36,241 You know, if you're so worried about getting caught, 397 00:20:36,265 --> 00:20:38,378 then why did you choose to be the town doctor? 398 00:20:38,462 --> 00:20:41,614 They asked, and I was cornered. 399 00:20:41,698 --> 00:20:43,783 They would've suspected. 400 00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:45,618 I don't think that's why. 401 00:20:45,702 --> 00:20:49,589 I think you're more drawn to being human than you'll admit. 402 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:54,010 I have the right to remain silent. 403 00:21:01,285 --> 00:21:02,368 What's wrong? 404 00:21:05,022 --> 00:21:06,573 My breathing duct 405 00:21:06,657 --> 00:21:08,553 is filled with blood. 406 00:21:09,226 --> 00:21:12,579 You have to reach inside and clear it. 407 00:21:12,663 --> 00:21:14,981 Uh, how? 408 00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:16,978 I don't know how to do that. 409 00:21:24,526 --> 00:21:26,978 Um, D'arcy's flask. 410 00:21:27,539 --> 00:21:29,413 Okay, I'm gonna sterilize my hands. 411 00:21:29,611 --> 00:21:31,953 Okay. Okay. 412 00:21:35,436 --> 00:21:36,530 Okay. 413 00:21:41,985 --> 00:21:45,103 Go slowly to avoid the teeth. 414 00:21:45,446 --> 00:21:47,854 What? There are teeth? 415 00:21:47,939 --> 00:21:49,701 And four arms? 416 00:21:50,368 --> 00:21:52,244 You really owe me for this. 417 00:21:52,869 --> 00:21:54,070 You really owe me. 418 00:21:54,709 --> 00:21:57,161 Okay. Oh, there's the teeth. 419 00:22:01,978 --> 00:22:03,281 I need a visual. 420 00:22:03,365 --> 00:22:06,985 Remember when I examined Mr. Hurley's prostate? 421 00:22:09,026 --> 00:22:10,610 Delightful. 422 00:22:11,496 --> 00:22:13,979 Ooh, God. 423 00:22:14,064 --> 00:22:16,560 Excuse me, teeth. Okay. 424 00:22:22,782 --> 00:22:25,431 That's it. 425 00:22:25,719 --> 00:22:26,970 Thank you. 426 00:22:30,995 --> 00:22:32,613 You're done. 427 00:22:32,830 --> 00:22:35,119 You don't have to go back in. 428 00:22:36,135 --> 00:22:37,974 I'm not. 429 00:22:47,399 --> 00:22:49,550 If you're watching this, I'm dead, 430 00:22:49,626 --> 00:22:52,068 or I'm really drunk, 431 00:22:52,102 --> 00:22:54,116 and we're all laughing at how pathetic I was 432 00:22:54,141 --> 00:22:56,258 for making a video where I thought I was gonna die. 433 00:22:58,922 --> 00:23:01,181 I guess I should say some goodbyes. 434 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:05,548 Sorry to all the guys who are probably really sad right now. 435 00:23:05,619 --> 00:23:07,258 Dr. Ethan... 436 00:23:08,946 --> 00:23:10,141 Okay. 437 00:23:11,871 --> 00:23:13,322 I'm gonna miss Judy. 438 00:23:13,439 --> 00:23:16,416 I'm really so sorry I was so mean to your cat. 439 00:23:16,513 --> 00:23:18,398 It was mostly self-defense. 440 00:23:18,510 --> 00:23:20,387 Deputy Liv, you... rock. 441 00:23:20,472 --> 00:23:22,276 I'm also sorry to Sheriff Mike 442 00:23:22,361 --> 00:23:24,417 because one time at a town hall, 443 00:23:24,502 --> 00:23:26,446 a dude said a racist thing to you, 444 00:23:26,531 --> 00:23:28,278 and I went to go shit in his car, 445 00:23:28,363 --> 00:23:30,683 and then I found out that I shit in your car. 446 00:23:31,034 --> 00:23:32,785 Maybe the new town motto should be 447 00:23:32,870 --> 00:23:34,421 "One died to not save three." 448 00:23:36,943 --> 00:23:39,080 I'm sorry I didn't save Asta. 449 00:23:39,364 --> 00:23:41,845 I really didn't want to live without her anyway, so... 450 00:23:52,492 --> 00:23:55,120 You should just try to climb out of here. 451 00:23:55,205 --> 00:23:56,859 I'm not leaving you. 452 00:23:56,944 --> 00:23:58,628 If you have a choice 453 00:23:58,830 --> 00:24:00,821 between life or death, 454 00:24:01,717 --> 00:24:04,236 you will leave me. 455 00:24:04,346 --> 00:24:07,991 It is you call survival of the fittest. 456 00:24:08,076 --> 00:24:10,345 You don't have much faith in people. 457 00:24:11,676 --> 00:24:13,627 Neither do you. 458 00:24:18,267 --> 00:24:20,752 I used to. 459 00:24:21,258 --> 00:24:24,032 Things in life just didn't work out the way I wanted. 460 00:24:24,276 --> 00:24:26,988 And I was on a path, and then I got off a path, 461 00:24:27,073 --> 00:24:28,596 and now I'm just... 462 00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:30,598 trying to find my way again. 463 00:24:30,682 --> 00:24:33,535 Like that monkey movie. 464 00:24:33,619 --> 00:24:35,737 What movie? 465 00:24:35,821 --> 00:24:37,305 "Planet of the Apes"? 466 00:24:37,389 --> 00:24:39,974 The movie about the flying monkeys. 467 00:24:40,205 --> 00:24:43,010 They are in the trees living their lives, 468 00:24:43,095 --> 00:24:46,880 and that girl and that vicious dog 469 00:24:46,965 --> 00:24:50,952 and those other creatures who had lost their way 470 00:24:51,036 --> 00:24:53,388 from that yellow brick road. 471 00:24:53,472 --> 00:24:55,890 The invade the monkeys' territory. 472 00:24:55,974 --> 00:24:57,859 You mean "Wizard of Oz"? 473 00:24:57,943 --> 00:25:01,062 Yes, that is it. 474 00:25:01,146 --> 00:25:04,799 Okay, well, the monkeys are the bad guys. 475 00:25:04,883 --> 00:25:07,535 Not to the monkeys. 476 00:25:09,087 --> 00:25:12,534 Can you now go look for my radio? 477 00:25:13,759 --> 00:25:16,211 I will try to find your radio 478 00:25:16,295 --> 00:25:18,413 so you can get back on your yellow brick road. 479 00:25:19,731 --> 00:25:21,316 You know, 480 00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:23,585 I don't even know your real name. 481 00:25:24,059 --> 00:25:25,188 It is... 482 00:25:36,300 --> 00:25:37,610 My friends call me... 483 00:25:39,524 --> 00:25:41,242 Okay. 484 00:25:41,559 --> 00:25:43,777 Maybe we should just stick with Harry. 485 00:25:47,893 --> 00:25:49,911 D'arcy. 486 00:25:49,995 --> 00:25:52,347 Enough rest. Get up now. 487 00:25:58,728 --> 00:26:00,744 D'arcy, you had a bad fall. 488 00:26:01,143 --> 00:26:03,263 D'arcy, you're gonna need to get up sometime. 489 00:26:03,348 --> 00:26:04,505 I'll come back in an hour. 490 00:26:04,590 --> 00:26:06,700 Hey, get out bed, bitch. 491 00:26:06,785 --> 00:26:08,207 Asta? 492 00:26:08,292 --> 00:26:09,896 I haven't seen you in forever. 493 00:26:09,981 --> 00:26:12,467 You can't just show up. I mean, look at me. 494 00:26:13,051 --> 00:26:15,391 I'm a goddamn Lifetime movie. 495 00:26:15,476 --> 00:26:17,356 Okay. Look. 496 00:26:17,856 --> 00:26:20,341 I didn't drive ten hours to watch you quit. 497 00:26:20,425 --> 00:26:21,793 So get up. 498 00:26:23,445 --> 00:26:25,380 You are not quitting. 499 00:26:25,715 --> 00:26:27,004 Okay? 500 00:26:27,432 --> 00:26:28,449 Let's go. 501 00:26:32,804 --> 00:26:35,790 You are not quitting. 502 00:26:35,874 --> 00:26:37,759 I'm not quitting. 503 00:26:40,912 --> 00:26:43,164 I'm getting us the... -out of here. 504 00:26:46,118 --> 00:26:47,335 Don't you get it? 505 00:26:47,419 --> 00:26:49,237 We are running out of time, all right? 506 00:26:49,336 --> 00:26:51,120 We're out here in the middle of nowhere 507 00:26:51,189 --> 00:26:53,743 - searching for what? - Calm it down now. 508 00:26:53,837 --> 00:26:57,345 I'm just saying, we have no idea what this thing even is, 509 00:26:57,429 --> 00:27:00,267 or what it can do. Could be human for all we know. 510 00:27:00,329 --> 00:27:01,439 Could be anybody. 511 00:27:01,696 --> 00:27:02,931 More coffee? 512 00:27:03,017 --> 00:27:04,665 Mmm, love some. 513 00:27:06,087 --> 00:27:08,939 You folks passing through? 514 00:27:09,024 --> 00:27:10,708 Sure are. We just eloped. 515 00:27:10,793 --> 00:27:12,611 Heading to Braddock to meet my father-in-law. 516 00:27:12,696 --> 00:27:15,243 He doesn't know I'm white. Wish me luck, right? 517 00:27:17,226 --> 00:27:18,966 Well, I'm sure he'll love you to death. 518 00:27:19,050 --> 00:27:21,469 But you shouldn't linger too long. 519 00:27:21,553 --> 00:27:22,737 There's a big storm coming. 520 00:27:22,821 --> 00:27:25,251 The pass tends to get shut down. 521 00:27:25,314 --> 00:27:27,709 In that case, we'll just take the check. 522 00:27:27,793 --> 00:27:30,712 You bet. Drive careful. 523 00:27:30,796 --> 00:27:32,046 I'm just gonna say it. 524 00:27:32,130 --> 00:27:33,915 The General was wrong. We need backup. 525 00:27:34,015 --> 00:27:36,094 - We can't find this thing alone. - Yes, we can. 526 00:27:36,172 --> 00:27:38,492 You said it's tethered to the ship, so we know it's close. 527 00:27:38,577 --> 00:27:40,314 In a 50-mile radius. 528 00:27:40,406 --> 00:27:43,024 Do you know how many people are in a 50-mile radius? 529 00:27:43,109 --> 00:27:44,749 And that's if it's even hiding as a human. 530 00:27:44,796 --> 00:27:46,492 What if it's hiding as a tree, huh? 531 00:27:46,577 --> 00:27:49,171 You wanna just put a bullet in every tree in the forest? 532 00:27:49,404 --> 00:27:50,555 Most days. 533 00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:52,467 You would say that. Look. 534 00:27:52,551 --> 00:27:54,179 I'm gonna call the military. 535 00:27:55,267 --> 00:27:56,904 You should know me better by now. 536 00:27:57,371 --> 00:27:58,789 This mission is secretive, 537 00:27:58,814 --> 00:28:00,774 and anyone who doesn't wanna keep it that way 538 00:28:00,859 --> 00:28:03,378 doesn't live very long. 539 00:28:13,781 --> 00:28:15,114 _ 540 00:28:15,139 --> 00:28:16,897 And you said we'd never find it. 541 00:28:40,018 --> 00:28:41,936 Hey, it's Asta. I'm not here. 542 00:28:42,021 --> 00:28:44,069 Figure it out. 543 00:28:50,398 --> 00:28:51,849 I can't find it. 544 00:28:51,934 --> 00:28:54,546 I've looked everywhere. I think your radio is buried. 545 00:28:54,648 --> 00:28:56,733 I have to find it before we leave 546 00:28:56,817 --> 00:28:58,368 or else it will be lost forever. 547 00:28:58,452 --> 00:29:00,256 I'm sorry. 548 00:29:00,454 --> 00:29:02,205 Here. 549 00:29:02,289 --> 00:29:05,539 I don't need it. My planet is freezing. 550 00:29:05,624 --> 00:29:08,546 The cold is actually helping me recover. 551 00:29:08,631 --> 00:29:10,046 Okay. 552 00:29:10,131 --> 00:29:13,580 Um, well... here you go. 553 00:29:16,136 --> 00:29:17,821 There you go. 554 00:29:22,876 --> 00:29:24,978 Tell me about your planet. 555 00:29:26,847 --> 00:29:28,865 What's it like? 556 00:29:28,949 --> 00:29:31,201 It is magnificent 557 00:29:31,285 --> 00:29:35,004 and brutal like my people. 558 00:29:35,088 --> 00:29:36,773 You know, some native tribes, 559 00:29:36,857 --> 00:29:39,409 they talk about connections 560 00:29:39,493 --> 00:29:41,544 to beings from the stars. 561 00:29:41,628 --> 00:29:43,446 We have been coming here 562 00:29:43,530 --> 00:29:45,548 for thousands of years, 563 00:29:45,632 --> 00:29:47,984 guiding humans. 564 00:29:48,068 --> 00:29:51,621 Stonehenge, the pyramids, 565 00:29:51,705 --> 00:29:53,590 and long before that. 566 00:29:53,674 --> 00:29:55,225 So you're here to help us. 567 00:29:55,309 --> 00:29:59,028 We have always tried to help. 568 00:29:59,112 --> 00:30:01,931 Your people welcomed us for thousands of years, 569 00:30:02,015 --> 00:30:04,200 but then something changed. 570 00:30:04,284 --> 00:30:08,371 Humans became more fearful of us, 571 00:30:08,455 --> 00:30:09,973 of each other. 572 00:30:10,057 --> 00:30:13,343 So why did you come this time? 573 00:30:13,427 --> 00:30:15,378 We have been monitoring changes 574 00:30:15,462 --> 00:30:17,447 to your planet. 575 00:30:17,531 --> 00:30:19,582 How we doing? 576 00:30:19,666 --> 00:30:21,918 Not good. 577 00:30:22,002 --> 00:30:25,582 That is why I need to find my radio, 578 00:30:25,692 --> 00:30:28,491 so I can ask for help. 579 00:30:28,575 --> 00:30:30,493 When you say not good, 580 00:30:30,577 --> 00:30:33,607 like, how not good? 581 00:30:33,692 --> 00:30:36,092 If a chicken sits on an egg 582 00:30:36,177 --> 00:30:38,365 for the right amount of time, 583 00:30:38,450 --> 00:30:41,665 you get a perfect little chick. 584 00:30:42,846 --> 00:30:46,670 But if you do not care about the egg, 585 00:30:46,696 --> 00:30:48,872 and you leave it in the sun, 586 00:30:48,957 --> 00:30:51,309 it rots and stinks. 587 00:30:52,827 --> 00:30:55,145 The Earth is the second one. 588 00:31:05,740 --> 00:31:07,725 Well, I'm gonna go 589 00:31:08,324 --> 00:31:09,992 dig for that radio. 590 00:31:18,354 --> 00:31:20,405 Do you know what you would like this evening? 591 00:31:20,444 --> 00:31:21,497 - Yes, I... - Sure do. 592 00:31:21,522 --> 00:31:23,888 The lady will have the chicken paillard, 593 00:31:23,973 --> 00:31:26,771 and I will have the escargot. 594 00:31:26,856 --> 00:31:29,012 Wow, that's very sweet. 595 00:31:29,096 --> 00:31:31,263 You're ordering for me. 596 00:31:31,356 --> 00:31:33,575 - I'm going to have the lamb. - Mmm, no, you won't. 597 00:31:33,668 --> 00:31:35,661 She will have the chicken paillard. 598 00:31:35,746 --> 00:31:37,497 All set. Here you go. 599 00:31:37,582 --> 00:31:39,890 I-I don't want the chicken. 600 00:31:39,974 --> 00:31:41,797 I'm having the lamb. 601 00:31:41,882 --> 00:31:45,135 I've got this. 602 00:31:47,849 --> 00:31:49,785 She will have the lamb. 603 00:31:50,985 --> 00:31:52,389 Is something wrong? 604 00:31:52,474 --> 00:31:54,292 Why are you ordering escargot? 605 00:31:54,376 --> 00:31:55,626 You hate snails. 606 00:31:55,710 --> 00:31:58,696 Um, he will have the steak frites 607 00:31:58,780 --> 00:32:00,365 with the fries extra crispy. 608 00:32:00,449 --> 00:32:02,166 Mmm, nope. Don't like it, don't want it. 609 00:32:02,250 --> 00:32:04,135 I am having the escargot, 610 00:32:04,219 --> 00:32:05,837 which I love, so. 611 00:32:05,921 --> 00:32:07,338 Okay then. 612 00:32:07,422 --> 00:32:09,307 Thank you. 613 00:32:09,391 --> 00:32:10,841 What was that? 614 00:32:10,926 --> 00:32:13,578 Nothing. Just... just ordering food. 615 00:32:13,662 --> 00:32:14,879 Kay. 616 00:32:16,190 --> 00:32:17,807 - Sure, thank you. - Yes, please. 617 00:32:18,373 --> 00:32:19,945 La vie en rose. 618 00:32:28,710 --> 00:32:30,762 What can I do for you, Dan? 619 00:32:30,846 --> 00:32:32,830 Asta didn't show up for our weekly dinner date, 620 00:32:32,914 --> 00:32:34,899 and she's not responding to my calls. 621 00:32:34,983 --> 00:32:38,098 Yeah, well, maybe she stood you up for a younger fella. 622 00:32:41,490 --> 00:32:43,841 We were both in the military, Mike. 623 00:32:43,925 --> 00:32:46,978 When we have a feeling, we know to trust it. 624 00:32:47,062 --> 00:32:49,213 Something's wrong. 625 00:32:49,297 --> 00:32:51,349 Okay. 626 00:32:51,433 --> 00:32:53,117 All right, I hear you. 627 00:32:53,201 --> 00:32:55,070 Let's see what's going on. 628 00:32:56,505 --> 00:32:58,556 - You wanna ride along? - Yes. 629 00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:01,426 Let's hit The 59. 630 00:33:01,510 --> 00:33:04,429 If anybody knows where she is, it's D'arcy. 631 00:33:16,258 --> 00:33:17,575 Okay. 632 00:33:17,659 --> 00:33:19,213 Just speed it up, D'arce. 633 00:33:19,347 --> 00:33:20,347 Okay. 634 00:33:36,224 --> 00:33:38,075 - Hey. - Sorry. 635 00:33:38,229 --> 00:33:40,681 - Are you okay? - Huh? 636 00:33:40,855 --> 00:33:42,707 You're acting a little weird. 637 00:33:42,791 --> 00:33:44,408 Just enjoying our anniversary 638 00:33:44,492 --> 00:33:46,355 with my lovely wife. 639 00:33:54,254 --> 00:33:55,406 Hey, why don't you, uh, 640 00:33:55,490 --> 00:33:56,841 why don't you slide over? 641 00:34:01,940 --> 00:34:03,242 Yeah. 642 00:34:15,999 --> 00:34:17,003 What? 643 00:34:17,028 --> 00:34:19,338 You cut your lip on the shell. 644 00:34:22,581 --> 00:34:25,238 Now you won't kiss my blood. It's fine. 645 00:34:27,228 --> 00:34:29,246 - What the hell is going on? - Nothing. 646 00:34:29,331 --> 00:34:32,333 I'm just trying to make our anniversary special. 647 00:34:32,418 --> 00:34:35,736 By picking the restaurant and ordering for me 648 00:34:35,820 --> 00:34:39,183 and eating escargot, which you hate? 649 00:34:39,403 --> 00:34:42,021 I-I thought you'd like it if I took charge. 650 00:34:42,106 --> 00:34:45,392 I mean, you said the other day that you wanted me to, 651 00:34:45,477 --> 00:34:47,162 you know, challenge you. 652 00:34:47,247 --> 00:34:49,149 Oh, honey. 653 00:34:50,912 --> 00:34:52,502 I did say that, 654 00:34:52,587 --> 00:34:54,605 but this isn't you. 655 00:34:54,739 --> 00:34:56,657 If you wanna pick the restaurant, 656 00:34:56,741 --> 00:34:58,960 make me go to the taco place 657 00:34:59,044 --> 00:35:01,329 or at least somewhere that you like. 658 00:35:01,413 --> 00:35:02,763 I do love tacos. 659 00:35:02,847 --> 00:35:04,950 Yeah, and I love you. 660 00:35:06,117 --> 00:35:07,969 We aren't always gonna agree about everything. 661 00:35:08,053 --> 00:35:11,623 That's okay. We're different people. 662 00:35:12,791 --> 00:35:15,193 But I want us to be a team. 663 00:35:19,597 --> 00:35:21,816 Hey, John. 664 00:35:21,900 --> 00:35:23,684 Former Deputy Liv. 665 00:35:23,768 --> 00:35:25,128 I need to ask you about something. 666 00:35:25,203 --> 00:35:26,066 Sheriff is here. 667 00:35:26,151 --> 00:35:28,103 Asta and D'arcy are missing. 668 00:35:28,392 --> 00:35:29,809 - What? - Oh, no. 669 00:35:29,941 --> 00:35:31,956 Yeah, folks at The 59 said D'arcy called and said 670 00:35:32,089 --> 00:35:33,187 she couldn't come in to work. 671 00:35:33,211 --> 00:35:34,531 She was headed up to the glacier. 672 00:35:34,612 --> 00:35:38,116 - You know anything about that? - Let me call the office. 673 00:35:40,633 --> 00:35:42,218 Is everything okay? 674 00:35:42,287 --> 00:35:44,110 Hey, it's John, have you seen D'arcy at the office? 675 00:35:44,135 --> 00:35:45,266 Yeah, everything's under control. 676 00:35:45,291 --> 00:35:47,830 It's just Asta and D'arcy are missing. 677 00:35:47,994 --> 00:35:50,044 - Well, missing how? - How can we help? 678 00:35:50,128 --> 00:35:52,246 Two snowmobiles have been out since past 3:00. 679 00:35:52,330 --> 00:35:53,416 Still not back. 680 00:35:53,501 --> 00:35:55,316 Okay, well, let's get a search going. 681 00:35:55,401 --> 00:35:57,086 Whatever you need from the town, you got it. 682 00:35:57,110 --> 00:35:58,736 I can prepare the chopper for a search, 683 00:35:58,821 --> 00:36:00,755 but this stormfront's not supposed to pass until daybreak. 684 00:36:00,839 --> 00:36:01,964 They'll freeze by then. 685 00:36:02,049 --> 00:36:03,934 All right, all right, all right, hey, hey. 686 00:36:04,019 --> 00:36:05,726 Take a breath. We're gonna find them, Dan. 687 00:36:05,810 --> 00:36:07,762 - I ain't waiting around for that. - Dan! 688 00:36:08,019 --> 00:36:09,697 He's gonna get himself killed. 689 00:36:09,781 --> 00:36:10,932 Hey, don't wait up. 690 00:36:11,016 --> 00:36:12,633 Okay. Be careful. 691 00:36:12,717 --> 00:36:13,918 Okay. 692 00:36:23,963 --> 00:36:26,127 - Abigail. - Sheriff. 693 00:37:21,820 --> 00:37:24,638 See? I told you she'd make it. 694 00:37:24,722 --> 00:37:26,273 Now you're going first. 695 00:37:26,357 --> 00:37:27,357 No. 696 00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:30,476 We have to go now. 697 00:37:31,996 --> 00:37:34,261 You're out of time, Harry. 698 00:37:34,534 --> 00:37:37,202 She'll see I am an alien. 699 00:37:39,170 --> 00:37:41,055 No, she won't. 700 00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:18,177 Uh, excuse me. 701 00:38:18,262 --> 00:38:20,447 Could pass me some toilet paper? 702 00:38:20,531 --> 00:38:21,933 All out over here. 703 00:38:24,735 --> 00:38:26,987 Oh, thank you. 704 00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:32,426 Thank you so much. You're a lifesaver. 705 00:38:32,510 --> 00:38:34,395 Us ladies have to stick together, right? 706 00:38:34,479 --> 00:38:36,163 You live in town? 707 00:38:36,247 --> 00:38:38,465 Yeah, just down the road. 708 00:38:38,549 --> 00:38:40,095 My husband's the mayor. 709 00:38:41,018 --> 00:38:42,816 I just moved here. I don't know anybody. 710 00:38:42,901 --> 00:38:45,964 Oh, well, you should take my number. 711 00:38:46,479 --> 00:38:49,609 Feel free to pick my brain. Here you go. 712 00:38:49,694 --> 00:38:51,145 I'm Kate Hawthorne. 713 00:38:51,229 --> 00:38:53,380 Kate. That's my sister's name. 714 00:38:53,464 --> 00:38:54,549 Sarah Houston. 715 00:38:54,705 --> 00:38:56,674 Thanks for the number. I'll be sure to use it. 716 00:38:56,706 --> 00:38:57,882 Call anytime. 717 00:38:58,433 --> 00:39:00,721 Okay, gotta go relieve the babysitter. 718 00:39:00,805 --> 00:39:02,011 Oh, you have kids? 719 00:39:02,096 --> 00:39:04,848 Oh, just one. We have a little boy named Max. 720 00:39:05,176 --> 00:39:08,095 Max, that's wonderful. 721 00:39:08,179 --> 00:39:10,128 Nice to meet you. 722 00:39:27,519 --> 00:39:30,071 Stay with me, Harry. 723 00:39:38,463 --> 00:39:39,914 Asta! 724 00:39:39,998 --> 00:39:43,284 Where the hell are you? I'm coming to get you. 725 00:39:43,368 --> 00:39:44,752 I'm okay, Dad! 726 00:39:44,836 --> 00:39:47,021 Don't ask questions. I need your help. 727 00:39:51,843 --> 00:39:53,894 Oh, God. 728 00:40:05,123 --> 00:40:06,707 - How is he? - Not good. 729 00:40:06,791 --> 00:40:08,409 Go get help. Go get help! 730 00:40:08,493 --> 00:40:09,402 Okay. 731 00:40:27,403 --> 00:40:29,059 Hurry. He's out here. 732 00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:33,845 What the hell? 733 00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:36,649 Asta! 734 00:40:37,099 --> 00:40:38,416 Asta? 735 00:40:41,059 --> 00:40:43,477 Asta, are you here? 736 00:40:48,867 --> 00:40:50,818 Asta, what the hell's going on? 737 00:40:54,212 --> 00:40:56,839 - Hey, Dad. - Hell no. 738 00:41:00,478 --> 00:41:02,080 Dad. 739 00:41:03,748 --> 00:41:05,933 What are you doing hanging with that thing? 740 00:41:06,017 --> 00:41:07,935 Do you know what that thing is? 741 00:41:08,019 --> 00:41:10,438 Well, it's violating a whole bunch of health codes, 742 00:41:10,522 --> 00:41:12,039 I know that for sure. 743 00:41:12,123 --> 00:41:15,042 Can you just say it, so there's no confusion? 744 00:41:15,126 --> 00:41:17,878 Why's there an alien in my freezer? 745 00:41:17,962 --> 00:41:19,146 - Yes, okay. - Asta? 746 00:41:20,671 --> 00:41:23,417 The cold slows the bleeding, 747 00:41:23,501 --> 00:41:25,119 and he's not just an alien, 748 00:41:25,203 --> 00:41:27,304 and the alien is someone we know. 749 00:41:27,445 --> 00:41:29,323 The mayor. I knew it. 750 00:41:29,407 --> 00:41:31,792 No, Dad. It's Harry. 751 00:41:31,876 --> 00:41:33,778 The doctor's an alien? 752 00:41:34,679 --> 00:41:38,659 And you wanted me to get a yearly checkup from that thing. 753 00:41:41,820 --> 00:41:44,672 I allowed myself to become too human. 754 00:41:45,374 --> 00:41:48,476 That's why I couldn't complete my mission. 755 00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:50,984 It's my fault. 756 00:41:52,431 --> 00:41:55,549 If I don't do something, he will die. 757 00:41:55,633 --> 00:41:56,951 I need your help. 758 00:41:57,035 --> 00:41:58,452 Dan, you back there? 759 00:41:58,528 --> 00:41:59,979 Shit. 760 00:42:00,071 --> 00:42:03,257 I'll take care of it. Be right there! 761 00:42:03,341 --> 00:42:04,744 Can we trust that creature? 762 00:42:04,829 --> 00:42:07,762 He's in trouble, and we can help. 763 00:42:07,846 --> 00:42:10,697 I don't like it, but if you believe in him, okay. 764 00:42:10,782 --> 00:42:11,679 Okay. 765 00:42:11,945 --> 00:42:12,991 Thank you. 766 00:42:13,024 --> 00:42:16,342 Just move him... it away from the fish. 767 00:42:16,427 --> 00:42:17,281 Okay. 768 00:42:19,740 --> 00:42:20,924 How you doing, Sheriff? 769 00:42:21,016 --> 00:42:23,010 I'm good. I saw your truck out front. 770 00:42:23,095 --> 00:42:26,320 I just wanted to make sure you weren't taking things into your own hands. 771 00:42:26,405 --> 00:42:27,856 You know, Asta's a strong woman. 772 00:42:27,941 --> 00:42:29,102 She'll be fine. 773 00:42:29,306 --> 00:42:31,413 Let's just wait out the storm and fire up some burgers. 774 00:42:31,437 --> 00:42:33,657 Ha! Haven't you heard? They're back. 775 00:42:33,845 --> 00:42:35,564 Doctor got in an accident; 776 00:42:35,649 --> 00:42:39,293 Asta had to take him to Braddock for an MRI. 777 00:42:39,377 --> 00:42:40,928 Really? 778 00:42:41,012 --> 00:42:43,014 Well, good. That's... that's good. 779 00:42:45,201 --> 00:42:46,385 You all right, Dan? 780 00:42:46,470 --> 00:42:48,085 You like you done seen a ghost or something. 781 00:42:48,109 --> 00:42:51,195 I'm okay. I guess it's the worry. 782 00:42:51,589 --> 00:42:54,008 Right. 783 00:42:54,092 --> 00:42:56,728 All right, then. Well, night. 784 00:42:58,062 --> 00:42:59,513 Stand down on the search. 785 00:42:59,597 --> 00:43:01,715 They made it down off the mountain. 786 00:43:01,799 --> 00:43:03,517 Copy that, Sheriff. We'll notify. 787 00:43:03,601 --> 00:43:05,519 Harry. Oh, God. 788 00:43:05,603 --> 00:43:06,954 Harry, wake up. 789 00:43:07,038 --> 00:43:08,389 Harry, you are getting worse. 790 00:43:08,473 --> 00:43:10,958 Tell me how to help you. 791 00:43:11,042 --> 00:43:14,126 Without my radio, it's over. 792 00:43:15,342 --> 00:43:16,493 Let me die. 793 00:43:16,649 --> 00:43:18,399 No. 794 00:43:18,483 --> 00:43:19,934 Harry, wait. 795 00:43:20,018 --> 00:43:21,548 Look. 796 00:43:22,217 --> 00:43:23,902 You can help us now. 797 00:43:26,979 --> 00:43:28,781 You found it. 798 00:43:29,283 --> 00:43:30,494 Yeah. 799 00:43:30,579 --> 00:43:32,213 If she knew what she was giving me, 800 00:43:32,298 --> 00:43:33,714 she would let me die. 801 00:43:33,837 --> 00:43:36,236 Tell me how to help you. 802 00:43:36,321 --> 00:43:37,572 My leg. 803 00:43:37,657 --> 00:43:39,431 It's poisoning me. 804 00:43:39,540 --> 00:43:42,723 I will die if you don't chop it off. 805 00:43:42,807 --> 00:43:44,191 We need to do what? 806 00:43:44,470 --> 00:43:45,588 You heard him. 807 00:43:46,049 --> 00:43:47,552 Grab the meat cleaver. 808 00:43:50,447 --> 00:43:52,777 It's okay. It's gonna be okay. 809 00:43:53,049 --> 00:43:54,361 All right. 810 00:43:55,190 --> 00:43:56,611 Okay. 811 00:43:56,696 --> 00:43:57,904 Harry. 812 00:43:58,157 --> 00:44:00,474 It's gonna be all right. 813 00:44:00,971 --> 00:44:02,977 I'm sorry. 814 00:44:05,750 --> 00:44:08,198 God, I can't do it. 815 00:44:08,283 --> 00:44:09,400 I can. 816 00:44:09,485 --> 00:44:12,057 Okay, okay, okay. I'm sorry. 817 00:44:12,142 --> 00:44:14,985 - Oh, my... - I'm scared. 818 00:44:17,163 --> 00:44:18,648 Okay, look at me. 819 00:44:18,811 --> 00:44:20,328 I'm right here. 820 00:44:20,413 --> 00:44:22,131 I won't let you die. 821 00:44:24,591 --> 00:44:25,875 I believe her. 822 00:44:26,205 --> 00:44:29,642 No one's dying today, but now I have my device, 823 00:44:29,667 --> 00:44:32,385 so how about tomorrow? 824 00:44:33,111 --> 00:44:35,892 All eight billion of them. 825 00:44:40,198 --> 00:44:44,596 CREDITS