1 00:00:01,984 --> 00:00:03,837 Oh, hey. Look, I can't tell you 2 00:00:03,878 --> 00:00:05,422 what happened last week on Shameless. 3 00:00:05,463 --> 00:00:06,857 I'm dealing with a bit of a plumbing issue. 4 00:00:06,881 --> 00:00:09,830 Fuck! 5 00:00:09,855 --> 00:00:12,262 Debbie! Hey, get up here, all right? 6 00:00:12,303 --> 00:00:13,888 Franny tried to flush a Care Bear 7 00:00:13,913 --> 00:00:15,748 down the toilet again. 8 00:00:16,891 --> 00:00:18,393 Dementia? 9 00:00:19,421 --> 00:00:21,439 Motherfucker! 10 00:00:21,464 --> 00:00:25,150 How did I get here? Fiona? Lip? 11 00:00:25,191 --> 00:00:26,544 Terry's coming home today. 12 00:00:26,568 --> 00:00:28,045 They sending him home with a nurse 13 00:00:28,069 --> 00:00:29,689 -or something at least? - I don't think so. 14 00:00:29,714 --> 00:00:31,406 Can I help? 15 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:33,025 My mom's moving to Louisville. 16 00:00:33,050 --> 00:00:35,368 She says there's no community here for her anymore. 17 00:00:35,410 --> 00:00:38,371 I just wanna crawl into bed and cry myself to sleep. 18 00:00:38,413 --> 00:00:40,408 Look, we sell the stuff from Born Free, 19 00:00:40,433 --> 00:00:42,018 - that'll carry us for a while. - Can't use my garage. 20 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:43,600 Yeah, we couldn't use that anyway. 21 00:00:43,625 --> 00:00:45,102 You know, it's the first place cops would look. 22 00:00:45,126 --> 00:00:47,879 - The cops? - Yeah, they might come pokin' around. 23 00:00:47,921 --> 00:00:49,297 Hey, did you hear Born Free 24 00:00:49,339 --> 00:00:51,799 - got broken into last... - Brad and I broke in. 25 00:00:51,841 --> 00:00:53,259 I just... I needed to do something. 26 00:00:53,301 --> 00:00:54,802 And if you get caught and go to jail, 27 00:00:54,844 --> 00:00:56,804 what is that gonna fix? 28 00:00:56,829 --> 00:00:58,714 So why didn't you tell me you abandoned a kid? 29 00:00:58,739 --> 00:01:00,475 You ran out on people who needed you 30 00:01:00,516 --> 00:01:02,619 because you wanted to go do your own shit. 31 00:01:02,644 --> 00:01:05,563 You are piling all your abandonment issues on me. 32 00:01:05,605 --> 00:01:07,065 Monica ran out on you, 33 00:01:07,106 --> 00:01:09,359 and now the rest of them wanna run out on you too. 34 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:10,568 Fuck! 35 00:01:10,610 --> 00:01:11,754 What the fuck are you doing? 36 00:01:11,778 --> 00:01:13,238 - We're selling! - No! 37 00:01:13,279 --> 00:01:14,864 Hey... 38 00:01:14,906 --> 00:01:16,175 Does Philip Gallagher live here? 39 00:01:16,199 --> 00:01:17,408 He's inside. Just be careful. 40 00:01:17,450 --> 00:01:19,071 He's got a sledgehammer. 41 00:01:28,051 --> 00:01:31,906 - Synced and corrected by ChrisKe - -- for www.addic7ed.com -- 42 00:02:45,038 --> 00:02:46,664 Psst! 43 00:02:47,014 --> 00:02:48,833 Psst! 44 00:02:48,875 --> 00:02:50,335 Hey! 45 00:02:50,376 --> 00:02:52,211 Psst! Psst! 46 00:02:52,253 --> 00:02:54,123 You wanna watch me jerk off? 47 00:02:54,839 --> 00:02:56,299 Thanks, but fuck no. 48 00:02:59,198 --> 00:03:01,137 Hey, you got any updates on what's goin' on? 49 00:03:01,370 --> 00:03:03,014 When the detectives are ready for you, 50 00:03:03,038 --> 00:03:04,557 - they'll let ya know. - All right, could I get 51 00:03:04,581 --> 00:03:06,017 - a sandwich or somethin'? - Legally don't gotta provide 52 00:03:06,041 --> 00:03:07,560 any food, 'cause legally you're not under arrest. 53 00:03:07,823 --> 00:03:09,503 All right, so legally, I can just go. 54 00:03:09,545 --> 00:03:11,648 Sure, but you try to leave, they probably will arrest you 55 00:03:11,672 --> 00:03:13,127 and bring you right back in. 56 00:03:16,244 --> 00:03:17,733 Psst! 57 00:03:21,134 --> 00:03:23,190 - Is Lip okay? - Ah, he'll be all right. 58 00:03:23,225 --> 00:03:25,185 It's not his first time getting questioned. 59 00:03:25,227 --> 00:03:26,687 He can handle an interrogation. 60 00:03:26,728 --> 00:03:28,748 You can't just use your cop "get outta jail free" card? 61 00:03:28,772 --> 00:03:30,232 When I get in, I'm gonna try to 62 00:03:30,274 --> 00:03:31,417 grease the wheels of justice. 63 00:03:31,441 --> 00:03:33,735 Do we have any triple-A batteries? 64 00:03:33,777 --> 00:03:35,362 That's a big hole. 65 00:03:35,645 --> 00:03:37,781 Coulda just said he wanted to renovate. 66 00:03:37,823 --> 00:03:39,425 Your brother's a fuckin' drama queen, man. 67 00:03:39,449 --> 00:03:40,910 Hey, scarf that shit down. I wanna go check on Terry. 68 00:03:40,935 --> 00:03:42,816 We have a lotta pick-ups today. I don't know if we have time. 69 00:03:42,848 --> 00:03:45,129 We would if you stopped yappin' and started eatin'. 70 00:03:45,154 --> 00:03:46,912 You guys remember I have a thing after school, right? 71 00:03:46,936 --> 00:03:49,272 - Yeah, of course. - Wouldn't miss it, buddy. 72 00:03:49,313 --> 00:03:51,766 What thing? Don't ya want your dad there, 73 00:03:51,791 --> 00:03:54,063 - cheerin' you on? - Mm... not really. 74 00:03:54,930 --> 00:03:56,279 Well, what is it, anyway? 75 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:58,433 A contest to pick a new name for my school. 76 00:03:58,458 --> 00:04:00,020 The winner gets a free iPad. 77 00:04:00,045 --> 00:04:02,004 Why does your school need a new name? 78 00:04:02,045 --> 00:04:04,398 'Cause it's named after Dennis Hastert. 79 00:04:04,423 --> 00:04:06,109 Fuck is Dennis Hastert? 80 00:04:06,922 --> 00:04:09,473 Former speaker of the House of Representative. 81 00:04:09,498 --> 00:04:11,722 - Native Chicagoan. - And a child molester. 82 00:04:11,763 --> 00:04:13,523 He's canceled. 83 00:04:13,548 --> 00:04:16,743 Canceled? You can't cancel history. 84 00:04:16,768 --> 00:04:18,770 It's already happened. 85 00:04:18,812 --> 00:04:21,106 Political correctness is gonna kill this country. 86 00:04:21,148 --> 00:04:22,430 He diddled kids. 87 00:04:22,455 --> 00:04:24,207 Uh, beside the point. 88 00:04:24,531 --> 00:04:27,270 We can't be applying today's sexual standards 89 00:04:27,295 --> 00:04:29,969 to... molesters of yesteryear. 90 00:04:30,046 --> 00:04:31,506 Molesting used to be okay? 91 00:04:31,531 --> 00:04:33,658 Dennis Hastert brought a lotta federal dollars 92 00:04:33,683 --> 00:04:34,805 to Illinois. 93 00:04:34,830 --> 00:04:36,504 I don't think I can just stand by 94 00:04:36,529 --> 00:04:39,297 while the PC police erase his legacy. 95 00:04:39,322 --> 00:04:41,797 This is the hill you wanna die on, Frank? 96 00:04:41,822 --> 00:04:44,297 - Defending a pedo? - Defending tradition, 97 00:04:44,322 --> 00:04:46,741 defending our shared history? Yeah. 98 00:04:46,766 --> 00:04:48,768 I'll die on this hill. 99 00:04:48,793 --> 00:04:51,253 This is a hill we all should die on together. 100 00:04:51,278 --> 00:04:53,197 Come on. Hey, let's go. 101 00:04:53,255 --> 00:04:56,591 I wanna make sure they're takin' care of fuckin' Terry over there. 102 00:04:57,135 --> 00:04:59,429 That one has an Uber coming for him in ten, 103 00:04:59,454 --> 00:05:01,169 and that one isn't my problem. 104 00:05:01,194 --> 00:05:03,542 - Where's Debbie? - Since when am I in charge 105 00:05:03,567 --> 00:05:05,060 of keeping track of Debbie? 106 00:05:05,102 --> 00:05:06,329 Aren't you in, like, a committed 107 00:05:06,353 --> 00:05:07,646 lesbian scissoring thing? 108 00:05:07,687 --> 00:05:09,356 You mean a relationship? 109 00:05:09,398 --> 00:05:11,650 I don't know. We never defined it. 110 00:05:11,691 --> 00:05:14,236 But, uh, since she didn't come home last night, I guess not. 111 00:05:14,277 --> 00:05:16,238 What are supposed to do with Franny? 112 00:05:16,279 --> 00:05:18,383 - We gotta get to work. - She's not my fucking problem. 113 00:05:18,407 --> 00:05:21,493 None of this shit is, your sister included. 114 00:05:21,535 --> 00:05:23,662 Okay, come on, Franny. 115 00:05:23,703 --> 00:05:25,914 I will drop you off at school on my way to work. 116 00:05:25,956 --> 00:05:29,709 Okay, hey, uh, let me know when you find out about Lip, all right? 117 00:05:29,751 --> 00:05:31,420 Yeah. 118 00:05:31,445 --> 00:05:33,906 Uh, what's that guy doing? 119 00:05:37,551 --> 00:05:40,683 This goddamn thing doesn't work! 120 00:05:42,806 --> 00:05:44,474 Shit! 121 00:05:46,393 --> 00:05:48,895 - Mm... - All right, my love, 122 00:05:48,937 --> 00:05:51,229 I let ya sleep in. I even turned a blind eye 123 00:05:51,254 --> 00:05:52,711 when you moved from the bed to the couch 124 00:05:52,736 --> 00:05:53,984 and slept some more. 125 00:05:54,009 --> 00:05:56,250 But now it's time to carpet denim. 126 00:05:56,275 --> 00:05:58,222 - What? - Carpet denim. 127 00:05:58,247 --> 00:06:00,096 It's Latin for wake up! 128 00:06:00,138 --> 00:06:03,099 Oh, I just wanna sleep. Please. 129 00:06:04,398 --> 00:06:05,649 You wanna talk about it? 130 00:06:05,776 --> 00:06:08,496 My mama's moving. She's abandoning us. 131 00:06:08,521 --> 00:06:11,066 - What's there to talk about? - Oh, we can go visit 132 00:06:11,107 --> 00:06:12,433 for holidays and stuff. 133 00:06:12,458 --> 00:06:14,585 Who doesn't wanna spend Christmas in Kentucky? 134 00:06:16,183 --> 00:06:17,981 V, if you don't get up, 135 00:06:18,031 --> 00:06:19,183 we're gonna be late opening the Alibi. 136 00:06:19,208 --> 00:06:21,135 - Who cares? - What about the girls? 137 00:06:21,160 --> 00:06:23,137 We gotta get them ready... You don't want me 138 00:06:23,161 --> 00:06:25,205 - doing their hair, do you? - Who cares? 139 00:06:25,254 --> 00:06:27,215 V, you're the one who always says 140 00:06:27,248 --> 00:06:29,101 that a white woman can take her daughter to school 141 00:06:29,125 --> 00:06:31,378 lookin' any old way, but if a Black woman does it, 142 00:06:31,419 --> 00:06:33,147 people start to question whether she's a fit mother... 143 00:06:33,171 --> 00:06:34,381 Go away! 144 00:06:34,406 --> 00:06:36,700 Is there anything I can do to get you up? 145 00:06:36,758 --> 00:06:38,194 - Okay, fine. - Oh. 146 00:06:38,219 --> 00:06:40,470 - I'm up. - Okay, great! 147 00:06:40,512 --> 00:06:42,722 I'm goin' back upstairs and gettin' into bed. 148 00:06:42,764 --> 00:06:44,891 You keep botherin' me, I'ma stab your ass. 149 00:06:44,933 --> 00:06:46,559 Watch. 150 00:06:50,199 --> 00:06:51,575 How'd you sleep? 151 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:53,080 Not great. 152 00:06:53,105 --> 00:06:55,420 Seriously, who the fuck do they think they are? 153 00:06:55,445 --> 00:06:57,256 I'm sorry, I don't know who we're talking about. 154 00:06:58,019 --> 00:07:03,060 My family. Sandy, her... fucking husband, and her secret child. 155 00:07:04,642 --> 00:07:06,162 Thanks for letting me crash, by the way. 156 00:07:06,187 --> 00:07:07,655 Feel bad I put you outta your bed. 157 00:07:07,680 --> 00:07:10,346 - Couch is pretty comfortable. - I mean, we could have shared. 158 00:07:12,275 --> 00:07:14,611 Under normal circumstances, I would have loved that. 159 00:07:14,636 --> 00:07:16,387 But I can tell you're pretty emotional, 160 00:07:16,412 --> 00:07:18,057 and I didn't wanna take advantage. 161 00:07:24,862 --> 00:07:28,116 _ 162 00:07:28,896 --> 00:07:31,766 - You got plans today? - Work. 163 00:07:31,963 --> 00:07:34,341 - Too bad. - But... 164 00:07:34,366 --> 00:07:36,827 I'm the boss. You wanna come? 165 00:07:40,294 --> 00:07:43,005 See, I was at home with my lady and my kid. 166 00:07:43,148 --> 00:07:45,108 All right? She'll vouch for me. 167 00:07:45,306 --> 00:07:46,950 The kid, he can't talk yet, but if he could, 168 00:07:46,975 --> 00:07:48,088 he'd say Daddy was home all night. 169 00:07:49,425 --> 00:07:51,185 We have your juvenile arrest records, 170 00:07:51,577 --> 00:07:53,059 okay? 171 00:07:53,084 --> 00:07:54,909 So you can drop the choir boy act. 172 00:07:54,934 --> 00:07:57,135 No, you see, tha-that's the old me, all right? 173 00:07:57,160 --> 00:08:00,079 I'm reformed now. I'm sober, even. 174 00:08:00,104 --> 00:08:02,314 You know, I'm not sayin' I'm a saint but, uh, 175 00:08:02,339 --> 00:08:04,487 I'm a family man, makin' an honest living. 176 00:08:04,512 --> 00:08:07,810 Okay, asshole, we know that you were involved with the robbery, 177 00:08:07,849 --> 00:08:09,944 so you can either cooperate, or we can make you cooperate. 178 00:08:09,969 --> 00:08:12,121 All right, first of all, if you knew I was involved 179 00:08:12,145 --> 00:08:13,748 in the robbery, I'd be in cuffs right now, 180 00:08:13,772 --> 00:08:15,334 and second of all, I am cooperating. 181 00:08:15,359 --> 00:08:17,401 What am I doing if I'm not cooperating? 182 00:08:17,426 --> 00:08:19,761 Look, make it easy on yourself. 183 00:08:20,278 --> 00:08:22,822 Tell us where the bikes are, who helped you, 184 00:08:22,864 --> 00:08:26,022 and maybe we can recommend you avoid doin' real time. 185 00:08:32,717 --> 00:08:34,761 Hey, can I go? 186 00:08:52,224 --> 00:08:55,352 Oh, motherfucker, when's the last time that got changed? 187 00:08:55,377 --> 00:08:57,334 Fuck do I know? I can't see it. 188 00:08:57,359 --> 00:08:59,254 - You can smell it, though. - We don't have time for this. 189 00:08:59,279 --> 00:09:01,170 We're behind schedule, and we have to wrap up early 190 00:09:01,195 --> 00:09:03,448 for Liam's thing. Mickey... 191 00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:06,704 What the fuck are you... Hey, get... 192 00:09:08,618 --> 00:09:10,870 Come on, man. 193 00:09:10,912 --> 00:09:12,622 Aah. What the hell, Mick? 194 00:09:12,664 --> 00:09:14,616 Terry duty, asshole. Get up! 195 00:09:14,641 --> 00:09:17,335 Naw, no way, man. I took care of him on Tuesday. 196 00:09:17,377 --> 00:09:19,129 - It's not my turn... - Empty his shit bag, 197 00:09:19,170 --> 00:09:22,090 or I empty your skull... Your choice. 198 00:09:25,194 --> 00:09:27,554 Uh, hey, could you look up something 199 00:09:27,595 --> 00:09:28,975 related to a recent arrest for me? 200 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:30,544 Sure. What's the name of the perp? 201 00:09:30,569 --> 00:09:32,488 Um... Philip Gallagher. 202 00:09:34,536 --> 00:09:36,563 Rookie, are you really asking me 203 00:09:36,604 --> 00:09:38,773 to break every protocol in the book so you can 204 00:09:38,815 --> 00:09:40,551 potentially interfere with an ongoing investigation 205 00:09:40,576 --> 00:09:42,419 involving one of your family members? 206 00:09:44,255 --> 00:09:45,423 Uh... 207 00:09:45,501 --> 00:09:47,073 I'm fuckin' with you. 208 00:09:47,115 --> 00:09:48,805 I misuse this system all the time. 209 00:09:48,830 --> 00:09:50,123 One of the perks of the job. 210 00:09:50,702 --> 00:09:53,621 G-A-L-L-A 211 00:09:53,663 --> 00:09:55,907 G-H-E-R. 212 00:09:58,001 --> 00:09:59,752 Hmm. No arrest yet, 213 00:09:59,794 --> 00:10:01,811 but they are seeking a warrant for his house. 214 00:10:01,836 --> 00:10:03,463 Just waitin' on a judge's signature. 215 00:10:03,488 --> 00:10:05,031 Shit. 216 00:10:06,152 --> 00:10:08,319 - Gallagher. - Ah, ma'am. 217 00:10:08,344 --> 00:10:10,281 Do you know who my new training officer's gonna be? 218 00:10:10,305 --> 00:10:11,678 Training officer? 219 00:10:11,703 --> 00:10:13,221 That's not gonna happen. 220 00:10:13,246 --> 00:10:15,557 No one wants to work with you on account of the Carl Curse. 221 00:10:15,778 --> 00:10:16,738 Ma'am? 222 00:10:16,763 --> 00:10:18,545 The Carl Curse. 223 00:10:18,685 --> 00:10:21,302 Everyone who trained you ends up injured. 224 00:10:22,135 --> 00:10:24,027 You ever heard of a lucky rabbit's foot? 225 00:10:24,068 --> 00:10:26,237 - Yeah. - You're the opposite of that. 226 00:10:26,262 --> 00:10:28,431 Now, not all bad news. 227 00:10:28,456 --> 00:10:31,083 - I got you a new assignment. - What is it? 228 00:10:31,108 --> 00:10:32,839 They just walked in. 229 00:10:32,864 --> 00:10:36,643 Take off that uni and meet us outside. 230 00:10:36,865 --> 00:10:38,534 You're with Vice now. 231 00:10:38,559 --> 00:10:39,852 Hell, yeah! 232 00:10:39,877 --> 00:10:42,338 God, how cool are they? 233 00:10:43,692 --> 00:10:45,944 Damn it. 234 00:10:47,666 --> 00:10:49,484 - _ - Oh, shit. 235 00:10:49,509 --> 00:10:52,135 - Bad word! - I'm sorry, girls... I just 236 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:54,016 got an email from the Man. 237 00:10:54,041 --> 00:10:56,244 What do you think... Taxes, jury duty? 238 00:10:56,269 --> 00:10:57,770 Unpaid parking tickets? 239 00:10:57,795 --> 00:10:59,975 - Maybe it's a pizza party. - Life lesson. 240 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,960 Emails from the government are never awesome. 241 00:11:01,985 --> 00:11:03,779 They always suck. 242 00:11:04,111 --> 00:11:06,238 Here goes. 243 00:11:06,264 --> 00:11:09,059 Is it a pizza party? 244 00:11:09,115 --> 00:11:10,575 Even better. 245 00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:12,351 A surprise for Mommy. 246 00:11:12,376 --> 00:11:13,878 Come on. 247 00:11:23,756 --> 00:11:25,350 Shit. 248 00:11:25,374 --> 00:11:28,942 - _ - Shit! 249 00:11:28,967 --> 00:11:30,176 Fuck. 250 00:11:32,217 --> 00:11:34,463 Tami, hey, it's Lip. We got a big fuckin' problem, all right? 251 00:11:34,488 --> 00:11:35,631 Carl just told me that, um... 252 00:11:35,656 --> 00:11:37,369 Can you believe it? 253 00:11:37,394 --> 00:11:39,843 Uh... you know what? Never mind. 254 00:11:39,868 --> 00:11:41,369 I'll just, uh... I'll see ya at home. 255 00:11:41,394 --> 00:11:44,188 All right? Bye. 256 00:11:46,109 --> 00:11:47,461 We're just goin' to my bar. 257 00:11:47,485 --> 00:11:49,570 You can wear what you already have on. 258 00:11:49,612 --> 00:11:51,572 I wore this yesterday. 259 00:11:53,324 --> 00:11:54,909 If you don't like anything I have... 260 00:11:54,951 --> 00:11:57,620 No! It's not that, I just... I don't know. 261 00:11:57,662 --> 00:11:59,122 I wanna dress up a little. 262 00:11:59,163 --> 00:12:00,623 Always makes me feel better, 263 00:12:00,665 --> 00:12:02,417 which could definitely help right now, 264 00:12:02,458 --> 00:12:04,085 considering my mood borders on... 265 00:12:04,127 --> 00:12:06,629 - homicidal rage. - You wanna talk about it? 266 00:12:06,679 --> 00:12:09,223 What's to talk about? My life might be a dumpster fire, 267 00:12:09,257 --> 00:12:11,414 but it doesn't mean I can't look good. 268 00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:13,219 Hey, what's this? 269 00:12:15,075 --> 00:12:16,910 It's my ex, Haley's, old stuff. 270 00:12:17,449 --> 00:12:18,408 Cute 271 00:12:18,740 --> 00:12:21,541 - Can I borrow some of it? - Sure. 272 00:12:21,913 --> 00:12:23,415 Sweet. 273 00:12:32,905 --> 00:12:34,366 These are yours? 274 00:12:34,391 --> 00:12:37,194 Sure does look like it. Get in. 275 00:12:37,535 --> 00:12:39,651 - Can I drive? - No. 276 00:12:40,747 --> 00:12:42,224 Hey, can you at least tell me what we're doin'? 277 00:12:59,724 --> 00:13:02,679 - Hey, you're up. - Headed to my mom's. 278 00:13:02,704 --> 00:13:04,748 - Why? - I'm gonna help her pack. 279 00:13:05,133 --> 00:13:06,968 Oh. You feelin' better about her movin'? 280 00:13:06,993 --> 00:13:09,662 Uh, no. I'm gonna go steal the keys to her U-Haul. 281 00:13:09,901 --> 00:13:11,194 Really? 282 00:13:11,746 --> 00:13:15,902 I should. But I decided to be a supportive daughter instead. 283 00:13:16,371 --> 00:13:19,702 Gonna approach her leaving with a positive attitude. 284 00:13:19,744 --> 00:13:21,037 Oh, positive. 285 00:13:21,079 --> 00:13:22,830 Yes, asshole. 286 00:13:22,872 --> 00:13:25,041 Positive, mature. A ray of fucking sunshine. 287 00:13:25,066 --> 00:13:26,275 Why shouldn't I be? 288 00:13:26,300 --> 00:13:27,694 My mom's moving halfway across the world. 289 00:13:27,719 --> 00:13:29,545 - Kentucky's not that far. - Bye, Kev. 290 00:13:29,570 --> 00:13:32,131 Well, I was hoping we could spend the afternoon together. 291 00:13:32,173 --> 00:13:34,026 I have the rest of my miserable life to spend with you. 292 00:13:34,050 --> 00:13:35,877 - My mom leaves in two days. - What time ya comin' back? 293 00:13:35,902 --> 00:13:38,071 When I feel like it! 294 00:13:38,096 --> 00:13:40,891 Askin' so many damn questions. 295 00:13:42,261 --> 00:13:44,405 But why now? 296 00:13:44,430 --> 00:13:47,182 He touched those boys decades ago. 297 00:13:47,207 --> 00:13:51,538 Doesn't cancel culture have a statute of limitations? 298 00:13:51,563 --> 00:13:54,616 Mr. Gallagher, Dennis Hastert no longer reflects our values. 299 00:13:54,641 --> 00:13:56,229 The hell he doesn't! 300 00:13:56,254 --> 00:13:57,839 He was speaker of the House, 301 00:13:57,864 --> 00:13:59,999 third in line for the presidency. 302 00:14:00,024 --> 00:14:02,443 He was a wrestling coach! 303 00:14:02,468 --> 00:14:05,805 How else are wrestling coaches supposed to demonstrate holds 304 00:14:05,830 --> 00:14:08,885 if they don't... grope some boys? 305 00:14:08,917 --> 00:14:11,682 - Context matters. - Please keep your voice down. 306 00:14:11,707 --> 00:14:13,589 - Can I go to class? - Yes. 307 00:14:14,695 --> 00:14:18,027 And... w-why are you 308 00:14:18,052 --> 00:14:20,128 leaving it to the kids? Kids are stupid. 309 00:14:20,153 --> 00:14:21,974 The school board wanted the children 310 00:14:21,999 --> 00:14:23,991 to feel ownership and pride in the new name. 311 00:14:24,016 --> 00:14:26,477 That's why the contest has been limited to current students 312 00:14:26,502 --> 00:14:27,714 and alumni. 313 00:14:29,267 --> 00:14:30,560 Alumni? 314 00:14:30,977 --> 00:14:32,853 I'm an alumnus! 315 00:14:33,067 --> 00:14:34,902 - You are? - Hell, yes! 316 00:14:34,944 --> 00:14:37,321 Back when it was still J. Edgar Hoover. 317 00:14:38,042 --> 00:14:39,836 Go, Feds. 318 00:14:39,886 --> 00:14:41,847 No, fuck you! F... 319 00:14:41,888 --> 00:14:44,683 Tough talk on the other end of a phone, bitch. 320 00:14:44,724 --> 00:14:46,685 No, no, no, no... Michigan, fuckin' China. 321 00:14:46,718 --> 00:14:49,354 It doesn't matter where you hide out. I am gonna hunt you down. 322 00:14:49,396 --> 00:14:51,565 I'm gonna empty Terry's shit bag in your fuckin' mouth, 323 00:14:51,606 --> 00:14:54,568 - you piece of shit! - Cousin Joey? 324 00:14:54,609 --> 00:14:56,697 Dickhead just decided to run off. 325 00:14:56,722 --> 00:14:58,890 Hidin' out with one of his scumbag friends in Michigan, 326 00:14:58,924 --> 00:15:00,443 all so he can avoid taking care of Terry. 327 00:15:00,475 --> 00:15:03,603 - Fuckin' believe that? - I mean, it is Terry. 328 00:15:03,645 --> 00:15:05,856 Obviously, we can't rely on family for this. 329 00:15:05,897 --> 00:15:07,691 We're gonna have to hire someone to do it. 330 00:15:07,733 --> 00:15:09,735 Like with money? 331 00:15:09,776 --> 00:15:12,517 Yeah, get one of those house nurses or whatever. 332 00:15:12,542 --> 00:15:14,281 You wanna hire a nurse? 333 00:15:14,322 --> 00:15:15,925 I thought we were saving up for our own place. 334 00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:17,617 Well, shit shifted. 335 00:15:17,659 --> 00:15:20,162 Shit shifted to Terry. 336 00:15:20,203 --> 00:15:23,353 I have to worry about you? The whole loyalty department? 337 00:15:24,127 --> 00:15:25,225 What? 338 00:15:25,250 --> 00:15:27,002 Yeah, when I'm too old to wipe my own ass, 339 00:15:27,044 --> 00:15:28,896 you're gonna be over there counting fuckin' pennies, 340 00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:30,523 decidin' whether or not you can take care of me? 341 00:15:30,547 --> 00:15:32,169 - That's different. - Family's family. 342 00:15:35,218 --> 00:15:37,054 Fine. We'll find a fucking nurse. 343 00:15:37,095 --> 00:15:39,044 Wipe your ass. 344 00:15:42,084 --> 00:15:44,045 Ah. I'll go for another. 345 00:15:46,326 --> 00:15:48,231 Hey, it's five o'clock somewhere. 346 00:15:48,273 --> 00:15:49,599 Ha. 347 00:15:50,067 --> 00:15:52,360 Anyone at home wondering where you might be all day? 348 00:15:52,402 --> 00:15:54,328 Trust me, they don't give a shit. 349 00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:57,657 Hey, guys. 350 00:15:57,699 --> 00:16:00,202 Uh, sit anywhere you like. I'll be right with you. 351 00:16:01,951 --> 00:16:03,703 You boys celebrating something? 352 00:16:03,728 --> 00:16:05,849 Uh... we're taking an extended 353 00:16:05,874 --> 00:16:07,667 and hopefully very boozy lunch break 354 00:16:07,709 --> 00:16:10,364 so we can commemorate the day this ugly bastard was born. 355 00:16:11,588 --> 00:16:13,548 That's so nice. 356 00:16:13,590 --> 00:16:15,403 How 'bout some shots on the house? 357 00:16:15,428 --> 00:16:17,886 On the house? No. 358 00:16:17,928 --> 00:16:21,139 I can do Happy Hour price in honor of the birthday boy. 359 00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:24,518 - Will you two do a shot with us? - I'm on the clock. 360 00:16:24,559 --> 00:16:27,293 - Red? - Pour 'em up. 361 00:16:34,062 --> 00:16:37,614 Tam! Yo, we gotta clear out the boxes! 362 00:16:41,785 --> 00:16:43,411 Police. Open up! 363 00:16:50,752 --> 00:16:52,879 All right, all right, all right! 364 00:16:52,921 --> 00:16:55,799 Philip Gallagher, we have a warrant to search the premises. 365 00:16:55,824 --> 00:16:57,909 Yeah, well, come on in. 366 00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:04,241 You know, if I was a lifetime criminal 367 00:17:04,266 --> 00:17:06,643 motorcycle mechanic who just stole 368 00:17:06,685 --> 00:17:08,186 a shitload of motorcycles, 369 00:17:08,504 --> 00:17:10,772 I might just be dumb enough 370 00:17:10,814 --> 00:17:12,941 to keep them in the most obvious place. 371 00:17:12,966 --> 00:17:14,367 Where's your garage? 372 00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:40,295 Well, shit, 373 00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,333 look, sorry, no stolen bikes, 374 00:17:43,358 --> 00:17:44,681 but, uh, you're welcome to take 375 00:17:44,723 --> 00:17:46,428 one of those Christmas tree stands. 376 00:17:47,017 --> 00:17:49,311 I don't know how we ended up with two. 377 00:17:56,234 --> 00:17:58,778 - Keep these, right? - Oh, no. Give away pile. 378 00:17:58,803 --> 00:18:00,680 What? I love these. 379 00:18:00,739 --> 00:18:02,407 It's not Christmas without these plates. 380 00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:04,743 Girl, they have been in that box since 2007, 381 00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:06,369 which, coincidentally, is the last time 382 00:18:06,411 --> 00:18:08,288 that we had dinner at my house. 383 00:18:08,330 --> 00:18:10,707 What am I gonna do with a Santa table setting for 12 384 00:18:10,749 --> 00:18:12,959 -in Louisville, huh? - You are literally 385 00:18:13,001 --> 00:18:14,836 throwin' away everything. What's the point? 386 00:18:14,878 --> 00:18:17,088 We should just back a garbage truck in here 387 00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:18,340 and shovel everything in it. 388 00:18:18,381 --> 00:18:20,759 - Yeah, that's not a bad idea. - Ma... 389 00:18:21,343 --> 00:18:24,421 this is my entire childhood, all of our memories. 390 00:18:24,446 --> 00:18:26,431 Throw away the damn plates, V! 391 00:18:29,707 --> 00:18:31,561 Thought helping you, hangin' out might be fun, 392 00:18:31,603 --> 00:18:33,188 but this shit is awful. 393 00:18:33,230 --> 00:18:34,981 - I thought we would talk! - Excuse me. 394 00:18:35,023 --> 00:18:37,317 Had you asked instead of just inviting yourself over, 395 00:18:37,359 --> 00:18:40,915 I would've told you that I'm too busy to hang out and talk. 396 00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:44,074 Oh, shit... I gotta get over to my storage unit. 397 00:18:44,115 --> 00:18:46,368 - I'll go with. - Uh, no, thanks. 398 00:18:46,393 --> 00:18:48,229 - Why not? - Because I've had enough 399 00:18:48,286 --> 00:18:49,996 of your company today. 400 00:18:50,038 --> 00:18:51,414 Look, I'm excited about Louisville, 401 00:18:51,456 --> 00:18:52,999 and you killin' my vibe. 402 00:18:53,041 --> 00:18:55,085 I'm not dyin'. I'm just movin'. 403 00:18:55,126 --> 00:18:57,195 So what? Get over it. 404 00:19:10,684 --> 00:19:13,436 If it isn't my favorite vice detectives. 405 00:19:13,478 --> 00:19:15,480 Man, you know I had to bring you some dogs 406 00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:17,482 from downtown for later... Extra relish, 407 00:19:17,524 --> 00:19:19,609 -extra celery sauce. - Aw... muah! 408 00:19:19,651 --> 00:19:21,194 You gentlemen are heroes. 409 00:19:21,236 --> 00:19:23,655 I can never make it all the way downtown to get these. 410 00:19:23,697 --> 00:19:25,615 How're these fine machines treatin' ya? 411 00:19:25,657 --> 00:19:27,492 Uh, she rides just a little rough, 412 00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:29,512 but tell me what the story is on that Viper over there. 413 00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:31,037 I need a few days before I can 414 00:19:31,079 --> 00:19:32,848 - let ya take that one. - What's wrong with it? 415 00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:34,165 Belonged to a parks commissioner 416 00:19:34,207 --> 00:19:35,780 accused of embezzling city funds. 417 00:19:35,805 --> 00:19:37,627 Blew his brains out in the front seat. 418 00:19:37,669 --> 00:19:39,879 Still a mess on the dashboard. 419 00:19:39,921 --> 00:19:42,966 Yo, wait. 420 00:19:43,008 --> 00:19:45,135 So you guys just come here and take whatever you want? 421 00:19:45,176 --> 00:19:47,687 As long as it helps aid an ongoin' investigation. 422 00:19:47,712 --> 00:19:51,141 Or if we think it looks cool. Ya got anything new? 423 00:19:51,182 --> 00:19:52,809 Glad you asked. I been able to 424 00:19:52,851 --> 00:19:56,062 squirrel away a few things for you gents. 425 00:19:57,314 --> 00:20:00,775 Act now, before it's logged as evidence. 426 00:20:10,869 --> 00:20:12,746 Hey, barkeep! Another. 427 00:20:14,456 --> 00:20:15,915 Let's make these your last. 428 00:20:15,940 --> 00:20:17,775 What? The day's young! 429 00:20:27,677 --> 00:20:29,804 I have some coke, 430 00:20:29,846 --> 00:20:32,140 if you're interested. 431 00:20:36,565 --> 00:20:38,170 All clear. 432 00:20:38,867 --> 00:20:40,786 - Hey. Hey, buddy. - Hey. 433 00:20:40,899 --> 00:20:42,400 Uh, what's goin' on? 434 00:20:42,442 --> 00:20:46,363 - They think I robbed Born Free. - What? Ha. Wait... you? 435 00:20:46,404 --> 00:20:47,697 No. 436 00:20:47,739 --> 00:20:49,824 Yeah. Checked the whole house. 437 00:20:49,866 --> 00:20:52,285 But came up empty-handed, 'cause... 438 00:20:52,327 --> 00:20:53,702 I didn't do it. 439 00:20:54,621 --> 00:20:57,123 Go ahead. 440 00:20:57,165 --> 00:20:58,541 Hey, and, uh, good luck, you know, 441 00:20:58,583 --> 00:21:00,186 finding the real criminals, guys. 442 00:21:07,425 --> 00:21:09,302 Lip, we need to talk, okay? 443 00:21:09,344 --> 00:21:11,554 - You cannot just... - Shh, shh, shh. 444 00:21:14,947 --> 00:21:17,560 You moved all the boxes outta the garage? 445 00:21:17,602 --> 00:21:20,021 Well, they didn't move themselves. 446 00:21:20,063 --> 00:21:21,398 Where'd you put 'em? 447 00:21:21,439 --> 00:21:24,150 Uh, in my dad's basement. 448 00:21:24,192 --> 00:21:25,658 Hey. 449 00:21:27,112 --> 00:21:28,530 Lip. 450 00:21:28,571 --> 00:21:32,075 Y-you can't put our family in danger like this. 451 00:21:32,117 --> 00:21:34,261 You have Fred to think about. You have me to think about. 452 00:21:34,285 --> 00:21:37,080 We can't have the cops just showing up at our house and... 453 00:21:37,598 --> 00:21:39,391 hello! 454 00:21:40,504 --> 00:21:43,086 Are you even listening to a word that I'm saying? 455 00:21:43,145 --> 00:21:45,397 Kay, why are you staring at me like that? 456 00:21:45,422 --> 00:21:47,496 Sorry, sorry. It's just, um... 457 00:21:48,785 --> 00:21:50,468 uh, I-I guess this whole Gallagher thing 458 00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:52,129 is finally rubbin' off on ya. 459 00:21:53,972 --> 00:21:55,441 I didn't know you had it in you. 460 00:21:56,015 --> 00:21:57,434 Well... 461 00:21:57,475 --> 00:21:58,803 yeah, I... 462 00:21:59,494 --> 00:22:01,788 I didn't know I had it in me either. 463 00:22:01,813 --> 00:22:04,524 You know, Carl called, 464 00:22:04,566 --> 00:22:07,030 told me about the warrant, and I just... 465 00:22:07,897 --> 00:22:10,864 I just acted. It was like something clicked in my brain, 466 00:22:10,905 --> 00:22:12,483 and I just went on autopilot. 467 00:22:14,533 --> 00:22:16,076 Does this make me an accomplice? 468 00:22:16,101 --> 00:22:17,436 Accessory after the fact. 469 00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:18,879 Oh. 470 00:22:24,669 --> 00:22:26,101 It's kinda hot. 471 00:22:26,671 --> 00:22:28,198 Yeah, it is. 472 00:22:28,223 --> 00:22:31,092 I thought being a criminal would be exciting, 473 00:22:31,134 --> 00:22:33,256 but I didn't know that it would be... 474 00:22:34,786 --> 00:22:36,764 sexually exciting. 475 00:22:38,158 --> 00:22:40,702 - What about Fred? - He's out like a light. 476 00:22:40,727 --> 00:22:42,687 We'll be quiet. 477 00:22:42,729 --> 00:22:44,981 You? I doubt it. 478 00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:49,368 I'll just bite your shoulder when I get the urge to scream. 479 00:22:53,490 --> 00:22:55,658 I don't need a fuckin' nurse. 480 00:22:55,700 --> 00:22:57,160 You can't walk, Terry. 481 00:22:57,202 --> 00:22:58,554 You can't feed yourself. You can't bathe yourself. 482 00:22:58,578 --> 00:23:00,139 You shit in a bag. Stop me when any of this 483 00:23:00,163 --> 00:23:02,290 sounds like someone who doesn't need a fuckin' nurse. 484 00:23:02,332 --> 00:23:03,666 Then just take me to the park. 485 00:23:03,708 --> 00:23:05,668 Leave me there and let me die in peace. 486 00:23:05,710 --> 00:23:07,670 Oh, see, viable option. Even Terry thinks so. 487 00:23:12,731 --> 00:23:15,178 - Hi. - Hi, I'm Jasmine. 488 00:23:15,220 --> 00:23:18,515 - You must be... - Ian, yeah. Come on in. 489 00:23:18,556 --> 00:23:20,683 Mickey, Terry, this is Jasmine, 490 00:23:20,725 --> 00:23:22,602 Terry's in-home health aide. 491 00:23:22,644 --> 00:23:25,480 - You got me a n... - Nah... 492 00:23:25,522 --> 00:23:27,524 Nice lady to watch you while we head to work. 493 00:23:27,565 --> 00:23:30,693 Yeah. You fuck this up, I'ma cut your dick off. 494 00:23:30,735 --> 00:23:32,111 I wouldn't feel it anyway. 495 00:23:32,153 --> 00:23:33,798 Don't you all worry. 496 00:23:33,823 --> 00:23:36,201 I'm gonna take good care of Dad here. 497 00:23:40,501 --> 00:23:43,581 Thanks. I know dealin' with Terry is a pain in the ass. 498 00:23:43,623 --> 00:23:45,750 Fuckin' expensive, but now I don't have 499 00:23:45,775 --> 00:23:48,194 to worry about anything. I can focus on work... 500 00:23:49,796 --> 00:23:51,241 Just forgot something in my car. 501 00:23:55,969 --> 00:23:58,012 She's probably comin' right back. 502 00:23:58,716 --> 00:24:00,093 Yeah. 503 00:24:05,287 --> 00:24:07,179 Gallagher, look alive. 504 00:24:08,308 --> 00:24:11,693 All right, look, I want you to make a buy off this guy, all right? 505 00:24:11,734 --> 00:24:14,070 Quarter bag. Ask for it "dusty." 506 00:24:14,095 --> 00:24:16,389 All right. But I don't have any money. 507 00:24:16,447 --> 00:24:18,575 Here. All right? 508 00:24:18,616 --> 00:24:20,326 Hurry up. 509 00:24:20,368 --> 00:24:21,929 Look both ways before you cross the street. 510 00:24:28,751 --> 00:24:31,415 Hey, man, I need a cop. 511 00:24:31,796 --> 00:24:33,006 Loud or Reggie? 512 00:24:33,047 --> 00:24:36,217 Reggie. Quarter. Make it dusty. 513 00:24:36,259 --> 00:24:37,844 60. 514 00:24:46,144 --> 00:24:47,604 Freeze, fucker! You're under arrest. 515 00:24:47,645 --> 00:24:49,063 - Turn around. - You're a cop? 516 00:24:49,105 --> 00:24:50,982 Hands on your head. Face the wall! 517 00:24:51,024 --> 00:24:52,900 What the fuck are you doing, kid? 518 00:24:52,942 --> 00:24:54,402 Making the arrest like you said to. 519 00:24:54,444 --> 00:24:55,754 No, stupid asshole! We told you to make a buy. 520 00:24:55,778 --> 00:24:57,131 No one said anything about making an arrest. 521 00:24:57,155 --> 00:24:58,615 Apologize to this guy. 522 00:24:58,656 --> 00:25:00,950 Uh, I'm... sorry? 523 00:25:00,992 --> 00:25:02,988 Keep the drugs, Gallagher. 524 00:25:04,512 --> 00:25:06,431 Let's get outta here, man. 525 00:25:06,456 --> 00:25:10,072 Come on! Pulling guns out and shit! 526 00:25:12,360 --> 00:25:15,655 Oh, God, coke is fantastic. 527 00:25:15,703 --> 00:25:17,463 I know, right? 528 00:25:17,634 --> 00:25:20,303 Yeah. I can see why people become junkies 529 00:25:20,345 --> 00:25:22,138 and run away from their responsibilities. 530 00:25:22,180 --> 00:25:23,598 You know, for me, 531 00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:26,142 when it comes to drugs versus, like, a job... pffft. 532 00:25:26,184 --> 00:25:28,936 Drugs win. 533 00:25:28,978 --> 00:25:30,813 What kinda jobs have you had? 534 00:25:32,273 --> 00:25:35,318 Ah! Let's see, uh, I was a nurse. 535 00:25:35,343 --> 00:25:37,720 I was an elementary school teacher. 536 00:25:37,796 --> 00:25:39,339 Addiction counselor. 537 00:25:39,364 --> 00:25:41,783 That was fun. Ha ha. 538 00:25:41,824 --> 00:25:43,785 Uh, and now, 539 00:25:43,826 --> 00:25:46,996 the, uh, assistant manager at the illustrious 540 00:25:47,038 --> 00:25:49,492 Mailbox Unlimited Copy and Shipping Center. 541 00:25:49,517 --> 00:25:51,519 Oh! Impressive. 542 00:25:53,127 --> 00:25:55,046 Is coke supposed to make you horny? 543 00:25:55,088 --> 00:25:56,881 'Cause I feel like I need to... 544 00:25:56,923 --> 00:25:58,966 hump that box right there. 545 00:26:06,263 --> 00:26:08,307 Ahem. 546 00:26:10,978 --> 00:26:14,107 - I'm... gay. - Me too! 547 00:26:14,148 --> 00:26:17,568 Well, I haven't... been with a girl since high school. 548 00:26:17,610 --> 00:26:19,529 It's like riding a bike. 549 00:26:26,494 --> 00:26:28,830 So all I gotta do is put these decorations up, 550 00:26:28,871 --> 00:26:30,206 and I get free beer for a week? 551 00:26:30,248 --> 00:26:31,874 Ha. Nice try. Two days. 552 00:26:31,916 --> 00:26:33,686 I don't know, man. There's a lotta stuff in here. 553 00:26:33,710 --> 00:26:35,461 - Week seems reasonable. - All right, fine. 554 00:26:35,503 --> 00:26:36,814 You know what? I'll just ask Kermit. 555 00:26:36,838 --> 00:26:38,715 - He'll probably do it for free. - Fine! 556 00:26:38,740 --> 00:26:41,034 I accept your lowball offer. 557 00:26:41,759 --> 00:26:43,553 Hey, babe! 558 00:26:43,594 --> 00:26:45,388 How are you? You doin' good? 559 00:26:45,430 --> 00:26:47,348 Feelin' better that you saw your mom? 560 00:26:47,390 --> 00:26:48,826 No. She had to get something from storage, 561 00:26:48,850 --> 00:26:51,521 -so might as well work. - Okay, well, 562 00:26:51,546 --> 00:26:53,580 how 'bout we get outta here, do something to cheer you up? 563 00:26:53,604 --> 00:26:55,565 No, thanks. Here to work. 564 00:26:55,606 --> 00:26:57,150 How 'bout Ron Popeil? 565 00:26:57,430 --> 00:26:59,485 Ronco HQ was right down the street. 566 00:26:59,527 --> 00:27:02,588 - That's a great idea. - Hugh Hefner Middle School, huh? 567 00:27:02,613 --> 00:27:04,907 - Think about it. - Fellas. Ditka. 568 00:27:04,949 --> 00:27:06,909 Mike Ditka Middle School. Contest over. 569 00:27:06,951 --> 00:27:08,077 - Ooh! - What are you fools 570 00:27:08,102 --> 00:27:09,395 talkin' about? 571 00:27:09,420 --> 00:27:11,289 Frank's trying to name his old junior high. 572 00:27:11,330 --> 00:27:12,934 Why does it need a new name? 573 00:27:12,959 --> 00:27:14,959 It doesn't. That's the point. 574 00:27:15,001 --> 00:27:16,544 It was fine the way it was. 575 00:27:16,586 --> 00:27:18,254 - Hear, hear. - Nevertheless, 576 00:27:18,296 --> 00:27:20,590 I need a surefire winner 577 00:27:20,631 --> 00:27:22,425 so it doesn't get co-opted 578 00:27:22,467 --> 00:27:25,739 by a bunch of politically correct millennial activists. 579 00:27:25,764 --> 00:27:28,681 Last thing I need is my son attending 580 00:27:28,723 --> 00:27:32,977 Tofu Middle School of Multicultural Granola Studies. 581 00:27:33,019 --> 00:27:36,731 - What's it called now? - Dennis Hastert Middle School. 582 00:27:36,773 --> 00:27:39,776 - The child molester? - Former Speaker of the House. 583 00:27:39,817 --> 00:27:42,028 Why are you guys worried about trying to protect 584 00:27:42,069 --> 00:27:44,363 some meaningless, symbolic name anyway? 585 00:27:44,405 --> 00:27:46,282 How 'bout you try to protect the real Chicago, 586 00:27:46,324 --> 00:27:47,784 the real South Side, 587 00:27:47,809 --> 00:27:50,228 the people and institutions who make this town great? 588 00:27:50,253 --> 00:27:52,356 If you hadn't noticed, they're being shut down every day. 589 00:27:52,381 --> 00:27:54,974 Because this renaming trend is bullshit. 590 00:27:54,999 --> 00:27:56,542 It's just another way for society 591 00:27:56,584 --> 00:27:58,586 to erase the hard work of white guys. 592 00:27:58,611 --> 00:28:00,821 Because at some point, and who knows why, 593 00:28:00,846 --> 00:28:03,065 being a white guy suddenly became uncool. 594 00:28:03,090 --> 00:28:06,052 Or maybe white guys are finally being held accountable 595 00:28:06,093 --> 00:28:08,095 for all of the horrible stuff they've done, 596 00:28:08,137 --> 00:28:10,765 like child molestation, for example. 597 00:28:10,807 --> 00:28:12,727 And you, in particular, don't have to worry about 598 00:28:12,767 --> 00:28:15,061 when white men became uncool, 'cause as far as I can tell, 599 00:28:15,086 --> 00:28:17,255 you've always been... whatever this is. 600 00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:19,282 - Ha ha ha. - Ho ho ho! 601 00:28:19,307 --> 00:28:20,808 And, Frank, why waste your time? 602 00:28:20,833 --> 00:28:22,853 Liam's gonna be outta that school and on to a high school 603 00:28:22,878 --> 00:28:25,546 with an equally problematic name in no time. 604 00:28:25,571 --> 00:28:28,366 They're trying to erase the history of white men 605 00:28:28,391 --> 00:28:30,018 who built this great country. 606 00:28:30,076 --> 00:28:31,702 How far back are we going 607 00:28:31,744 --> 00:28:33,663 with this revisionist history crusade? 608 00:28:33,704 --> 00:28:36,136 Do we have to reexamine Adam 609 00:28:36,161 --> 00:28:38,059 at the Garden of Eden? 610 00:28:38,084 --> 00:28:41,379 - You think Adam was white? - Ha ha ha. 611 00:28:43,255 --> 00:28:45,763 The point is, I went to that school. 612 00:28:46,858 --> 00:28:49,402 Best years of my life in those halls, 613 00:28:49,427 --> 00:28:51,059 in those classrooms. 614 00:28:52,056 --> 00:28:55,215 Year I played baseball, we had a bully on the team. 615 00:28:55,689 --> 00:28:57,399 Johnny Wisneiwski. 616 00:28:57,645 --> 00:29:01,232 A big, fat bruiser. He could hit a ball... 617 00:29:01,257 --> 00:29:02,967 almost a mile. 618 00:29:03,167 --> 00:29:05,419 If you made an error in the game, 619 00:29:05,444 --> 00:29:08,489 Johnny was sure to use the wet end of his towel 620 00:29:08,531 --> 00:29:10,658 to rat-tail your genitals in the shower 621 00:29:10,700 --> 00:29:13,446 to remind you of how useless you were. 622 00:29:13,471 --> 00:29:16,938 Everybody was scared to death of big, fat Johnny Wisneiwski. 623 00:29:16,963 --> 00:29:21,419 Well, one day, he thwacked my naked wet ass 624 00:29:21,444 --> 00:29:24,079 with that towel, and I blew up. 625 00:29:24,104 --> 00:29:26,732 I pantsed him. What do you think we saw? 626 00:29:26,757 --> 00:29:28,551 His dick. I'm guessing you saw his dick. 627 00:29:28,593 --> 00:29:30,261 Not just any dick. 628 00:29:30,286 --> 00:29:32,621 The tiniest little button of a pink dick 629 00:29:32,646 --> 00:29:33,897 you've ever laid your eyes on. 630 00:29:33,973 --> 00:29:36,309 And Johnny Wisneiwski's reign of terror 631 00:29:36,350 --> 00:29:39,374 ended that very day, thanks to yours truly. 632 00:29:39,729 --> 00:29:41,731 I was king after that. 633 00:29:41,772 --> 00:29:43,749 And all my kids went there. 634 00:29:44,881 --> 00:29:46,235 There are Gallagher memories 635 00:29:46,277 --> 00:29:48,803 embedded in every inch of that school. 636 00:29:49,947 --> 00:29:51,396 Should probably be called... 637 00:29:54,076 --> 00:29:55,342 No. 638 00:29:55,924 --> 00:29:58,510 It should definitely be called 639 00:29:58,535 --> 00:30:00,704 Gallagher Middle School. 640 00:30:02,470 --> 00:30:04,146 Gallagher Middle School. 641 00:30:06,029 --> 00:30:08,341 Outstan... Gallagher Middle School! 642 00:30:08,399 --> 00:30:10,693 Jesus! Of course! 643 00:30:10,718 --> 00:30:12,845 Whadda ya say we do this: 644 00:30:12,887 --> 00:30:15,431 we go pick up the girls, we stop for expensive froyo 645 00:30:15,473 --> 00:30:17,600 with all the fancy toppings, huh? 646 00:30:17,642 --> 00:30:19,703 How many times I have to tell you I'm not in the mood? 647 00:30:19,727 --> 00:30:21,371 I know, but I think today could be really special 648 00:30:21,395 --> 00:30:23,731 if we let it be. It would make me happy, 649 00:30:23,773 --> 00:30:25,459 and I'm pretty sure it could make you happy too. 650 00:30:25,483 --> 00:30:27,403 Please. For me. 651 00:30:28,110 --> 00:30:29,840 The love of your life. 652 00:30:30,578 --> 00:30:34,123 Fuckin' froyo. 653 00:30:43,484 --> 00:30:45,152 Ohh... 654 00:30:45,177 --> 00:30:47,538 Hey, I'm gonna take a shower. 655 00:30:48,005 --> 00:30:51,676 - And while I'm in there... - Yep? 656 00:30:51,717 --> 00:30:53,594 Think up our next caper. 657 00:30:53,636 --> 00:30:55,137 Caper? 658 00:30:55,162 --> 00:30:58,207 - You a Batman villain? - Uh, more like Bonnie. 659 00:30:58,232 --> 00:31:00,610 You know, Bonnie and Clyde? 660 00:31:00,635 --> 00:31:02,595 Yeah. Think I mighta heard of them. 661 00:31:02,704 --> 00:31:04,747 Something where we almost get caught 662 00:31:04,772 --> 00:31:06,899 but then we get away with it. 663 00:31:06,941 --> 00:31:08,818 We could... 664 00:31:09,373 --> 00:31:11,988 -pull a bank robbery. - Or a jewel heist. 665 00:31:12,029 --> 00:31:14,240 I mean... 666 00:31:14,281 --> 00:31:18,953 I would consider murder for hire. 667 00:31:18,995 --> 00:31:20,579 Hey, uh, 668 00:31:20,954 --> 00:31:24,000 gotta go to this thing Liam's doing at his school later. 669 00:31:24,041 --> 00:31:26,127 - Mm-hmm. - Wanna come? 670 00:31:26,168 --> 00:31:28,004 Yeah, yeah, I suppose I can pretend to be 671 00:31:28,045 --> 00:31:29,839 a law-abiding citizen for the night. 672 00:31:31,716 --> 00:31:33,551 Oh. 673 00:31:33,592 --> 00:31:35,274 Hey, Cami. 674 00:31:37,763 --> 00:31:40,333 Oh, wait. Wait, wait, wait. Slow down. 675 00:31:41,284 --> 00:31:43,202 He was crying? About what? 676 00:31:43,227 --> 00:31:45,021 - I'm confused. - What? 677 00:31:46,564 --> 00:31:48,342 The cops? 678 00:31:48,367 --> 00:31:50,252 They want Brad to come in for questioning? When? 679 00:31:50,277 --> 00:31:51,862 No, no, he's gonna crack. 680 00:31:55,239 --> 00:31:56,699 He's on his way to the station now? 681 00:31:56,741 --> 00:31:58,661 - Uh, when did he leave? - Shit, shit! Fuck! 682 00:31:59,577 --> 00:32:01,746 This lady should work. 683 00:32:01,787 --> 00:32:03,849 Terry doesn't have a problem with Asian people, does he? 684 00:32:03,873 --> 00:32:05,332 I mean, I don't know. 685 00:32:05,374 --> 00:32:07,185 He likes a lot of Chinese food and Bruce Lee movies. 686 00:32:07,209 --> 00:32:09,045 Found his porn stash once when we were kids. 687 00:32:09,086 --> 00:32:10,981 Had a pretty decent amount of Asian chicks in it. 688 00:32:11,005 --> 00:32:12,715 Then we got nothin' to worry about. 689 00:32:12,757 --> 00:32:14,050 We should just get goin'. 690 00:32:14,596 --> 00:32:16,010 All right, the agency said this one's tough? 691 00:32:16,052 --> 00:32:18,554 Yeah. Said she's one of those Vietnamese boat people. 692 00:32:18,596 --> 00:32:20,057 Doesn't get much tougher than that. 693 00:32:22,212 --> 00:32:24,320 _ 694 00:32:24,345 --> 00:32:27,171 _ 695 00:32:27,196 --> 00:32:29,571 _ 696 00:32:29,596 --> 00:32:31,596 _ 697 00:32:34,111 --> 00:32:35,654 Maybe I should ask the agency 698 00:32:35,696 --> 00:32:38,141 - for somebody white this time, huh? - Yep. 699 00:32:42,119 --> 00:32:45,206 - This place is legal. - Yeah, it is. 700 00:32:45,247 --> 00:32:47,434 So then why you want me to buy from them, then? 701 00:32:47,767 --> 00:32:51,918 Listen, this detail is a golden elevator. 702 00:32:51,975 --> 00:32:55,378 It'll take you right to the top, wherever you wanna go. 703 00:32:55,633 --> 00:32:57,164 What're you thinking? 704 00:32:57,189 --> 00:32:59,595 - SWAT? - Oh, shit. 705 00:32:59,637 --> 00:33:01,764 Grenades? Assault rifles? 706 00:33:01,789 --> 00:33:03,874 - I love SWAT. - That's only gonna happen 707 00:33:03,899 --> 00:33:05,692 if we give you a good recommendation, 708 00:33:05,717 --> 00:33:07,052 and we're only gonna do that 709 00:33:07,077 --> 00:33:10,289 if you do what we say, no questions. 710 00:33:10,314 --> 00:33:13,359 You wanna ride that golden elevator, don't you? 711 00:33:13,384 --> 00:33:14,677 Yes, sir, I do. 712 00:33:14,702 --> 00:33:16,161 Good boy. 713 00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:17,883 Go make the buy. 714 00:33:18,906 --> 00:33:22,576 Uh, sirs, quick question. Why me? 715 00:33:22,618 --> 00:33:24,221 You know, like, out of all the rookies in the city, 716 00:33:24,245 --> 00:33:25,704 why pick me? 717 00:33:26,519 --> 00:33:28,082 While your personal assessment indicates 718 00:33:28,124 --> 00:33:30,709 that you might ask a lotta fuckin' questions, 719 00:33:30,751 --> 00:33:33,092 you're likely to accept anything we tell you is true. 720 00:33:34,467 --> 00:33:36,966 Huh. Roger that. 721 00:33:52,815 --> 00:33:54,859 Hey, have you guys seen my friend Debbie? 722 00:33:54,884 --> 00:33:57,011 Redhead, had a little too much to drink? 723 00:33:57,069 --> 00:33:58,571 - No? - Look at me, one, two 724 00:33:58,612 --> 00:34:00,739 Three, one, two, three 725 00:34:05,327 --> 00:34:07,454 Debbie? 726 00:34:07,496 --> 00:34:10,416 Jared? What the fuck? 727 00:34:10,457 --> 00:34:13,085 - Who is that? - My husband. 728 00:34:15,337 --> 00:34:16,690 Debbie, wait. Come inside. 729 00:34:16,714 --> 00:34:19,008 Let's talk. Debbie! 730 00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:23,596 Where'd your butt buddy go? 731 00:34:23,621 --> 00:34:25,456 To pick up your next victim. 732 00:34:25,481 --> 00:34:27,650 - I don't need no nurse. - Well, maybe if you weren't 733 00:34:27,675 --> 00:34:30,052 such a ragin' asshole, your family'd take care of you, 734 00:34:30,077 --> 00:34:32,494 and we wouldn't have to pay someone to be nice to ya. 735 00:34:33,814 --> 00:34:35,191 Ugh. 736 00:34:35,232 --> 00:34:37,776 - That tastes like dog food! - Keep complainin', 737 00:34:37,818 --> 00:34:39,934 - I will feed you dog food for real. - Ugh. 738 00:34:40,411 --> 00:34:41,822 Oh, no, no... 739 00:34:41,847 --> 00:34:44,099 - Come... - Mm-mm. 740 00:34:48,376 --> 00:34:51,170 You woulda probably made a half-decent son 741 00:34:51,384 --> 00:34:53,684 if it wasn't for that whole fudge packer thing. 742 00:34:57,668 --> 00:34:59,757 Well, you probably woulda made a half-decent dad 743 00:34:59,798 --> 00:35:01,056 if it weren't for the whole... 744 00:35:01,928 --> 00:35:05,139 racist, homophobic, beatin' the shit outta me thing. 745 00:35:22,148 --> 00:35:25,276 Have a good one. 746 00:35:25,741 --> 00:35:27,575 Good work, kid. 747 00:35:30,670 --> 00:35:32,964 Oh, wait... there's a lotta street weed in there. 748 00:35:34,481 --> 00:35:36,400 You contaminated the evidence now. 749 00:35:36,559 --> 00:35:39,688 - You're mixing it up! - Naw, man! 750 00:35:39,774 --> 00:35:42,235 Your eyes is playin' tricks on you, kid. 751 00:35:44,551 --> 00:35:46,387 You're literally doing it on purpose. 752 00:35:46,428 --> 00:35:50,537 Why? Oh, come on. I deserve to know what I'm involved in. 753 00:35:50,562 --> 00:35:53,435 The weed you bought on the street was laced with angel dust. 754 00:35:53,477 --> 00:35:55,062 Now the dispensary weed is too. 755 00:35:55,104 --> 00:35:58,107 So now we can file criminal charges against the dispensary. 756 00:35:58,148 --> 00:35:59,230 Why? 757 00:35:59,255 --> 00:36:02,163 Because the legal weed is cutting into our bottom line. 758 00:36:06,921 --> 00:36:09,169 If legal dispensaries put all the street dealers outta work, 759 00:36:09,194 --> 00:36:10,904 what's left for us, huh? 760 00:36:11,239 --> 00:36:13,466 You know how much we make off of kickback in bribes 761 00:36:13,491 --> 00:36:16,020 - from street dealers? - But isn't that wrong? 762 00:36:16,239 --> 00:36:19,420 Paid for my boat. It paid for my second mistress's 763 00:36:19,461 --> 00:36:20,879 first Brazilian butt lift. 764 00:36:20,921 --> 00:36:23,048 We frame legal shops, we shut 'em down, 765 00:36:23,090 --> 00:36:25,009 we get more illegal weed back on the street. 766 00:36:25,050 --> 00:36:26,677 More illegal weed equals more dealers, 767 00:36:26,719 --> 00:36:29,104 more dealers equals more cash in our pockets. 768 00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:33,049 So, really, it's up to you, Gallagher. 769 00:36:33,240 --> 00:36:34,825 You want some kickbacks? 770 00:36:34,850 --> 00:36:36,786 Or you wanna spend the rest of your career 771 00:36:36,811 --> 00:36:39,606 bustin' your hump, poundin' a beat? 772 00:36:42,985 --> 00:36:44,403 Fine. Let me help. 773 00:36:45,012 --> 00:36:46,989 Good. So how many more dispensaries 774 00:36:47,031 --> 00:36:48,991 do we gotta put outta business today? 775 00:36:49,033 --> 00:36:50,826 Uh looks like five. 776 00:36:50,868 --> 00:36:52,911 Next up is Dank Dorm, 777 00:36:52,953 --> 00:36:55,080 then New Leaf Collective, Heavy Fog, 778 00:36:55,122 --> 00:36:56,832 New Heights, and last but not least, 779 00:36:56,874 --> 00:36:58,709 The Alibi Room. 780 00:36:58,751 --> 00:37:00,961 All right, let's get it. 781 00:37:03,537 --> 00:37:06,091 - Brad's not pickin' up. - Well, this is the station 782 00:37:06,133 --> 00:37:08,873 closest to his house, so if he's going anywhere, it's here. 783 00:37:09,694 --> 00:37:11,488 Think he can hold up under an interrogation? 784 00:37:11,513 --> 00:37:12,973 Hell, no. 785 00:37:14,558 --> 00:37:16,435 Wait. There he is. Okay. 786 00:37:16,460 --> 00:37:19,504 All right, do what you gotta do to keep him quiet. 787 00:37:20,851 --> 00:37:22,978 Hey, man. 788 00:37:24,266 --> 00:37:25,558 Brad? 789 00:37:25,583 --> 00:37:27,126 Brad. Brad! H... 790 00:37:29,845 --> 00:37:31,997 Brad! Brad! 791 00:37:33,369 --> 00:37:35,162 Ah! Let me go! 792 00:37:35,204 --> 00:37:37,873 - Get off me! I'm gonna confess! - Shh, shh! 793 00:37:37,915 --> 00:37:40,459 - Let me go! It's the only way! - Shut the fuck up, all right? 794 00:37:40,501 --> 00:37:43,295 Talk to us. We only wanna talk, all right? 795 00:37:50,405 --> 00:37:53,722 Go, go, go! 796 00:37:53,747 --> 00:37:55,540 Just in here. 797 00:37:55,599 --> 00:37:58,727 Terry, this is Sister Mary Luke. 798 00:37:58,769 --> 00:38:00,535 Oh, just Mary Luke is fine. 799 00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:02,785 My days in a habit are long gone. 800 00:38:07,503 --> 00:38:09,129 You must be Terry. 801 00:38:09,154 --> 00:38:11,073 I should warn you, he's been a handful today. 802 00:38:11,115 --> 00:38:13,075 You idiots got me a fuckin' nun? 803 00:38:13,117 --> 00:38:14,743 Watch your language 804 00:38:14,785 --> 00:38:16,453 in the presence of ladies. 805 00:38:16,495 --> 00:38:17,996 Jesus Christ, lady! 806 00:38:18,038 --> 00:38:20,916 And we'll not take the Lord's name in vain. 807 00:38:21,387 --> 00:38:23,794 Before the diocese shut my convent down, 808 00:38:23,836 --> 00:38:26,701 I was tending to the elderly sisters. 809 00:38:26,726 --> 00:38:29,383 Sister Cecilia had dementia 810 00:38:29,425 --> 00:38:32,003 and a colorful vocabulary. 811 00:38:32,028 --> 00:38:36,362 I found that a-a swift smack usually fixed her behavior. 812 00:38:38,725 --> 00:38:41,103 - Yeah, that works for me. - Solid strategy. 813 00:39:00,289 --> 00:39:01,581 There he is! 814 00:39:02,030 --> 00:39:04,074 I have an exciting offer for you. 815 00:39:04,300 --> 00:39:07,463 I'd like to give you a chance to abandon your lame entry 816 00:39:07,504 --> 00:39:10,466 into the name change contest and join forces with me. 817 00:39:10,709 --> 00:39:14,344 - Why would I do that? - Because I'm gonna win. 818 00:39:14,386 --> 00:39:17,389 The Francis Gallagher and Children Middle School. 819 00:39:18,599 --> 00:39:21,518 Thanks, but no thanks. I really want that iPad. 820 00:39:21,911 --> 00:39:24,104 I don't give a damn about the iPa... 821 00:39:24,146 --> 00:39:26,567 Well, I mean, if we won, we'd pawn it, 822 00:39:26,592 --> 00:39:29,192 and I'd take a cut, but that's not the point. 823 00:39:29,217 --> 00:39:32,676 We have to preserve the-the Gallagher legacy. 824 00:39:34,907 --> 00:39:36,783 We'd never be forgotten. We'd be immortal. 825 00:39:36,808 --> 00:39:38,442 Yeah, I'm good, man. 826 00:39:40,605 --> 00:39:43,066 I'm-I'm not gonna make this offer again. 827 00:39:45,417 --> 00:39:47,294 Well, suit yourself. 828 00:39:48,509 --> 00:39:50,064 I have to hit the head. 829 00:39:55,886 --> 00:39:57,735 No TP in there. 830 00:40:11,177 --> 00:40:13,140 You know, I-I wanna... 831 00:40:13,529 --> 00:40:15,383 I wanted to talk to you about somethin'. 832 00:40:17,390 --> 00:40:20,619 I think we should team up on the name change contest. 833 00:40:20,661 --> 00:40:22,287 Now, b-before you say no, 834 00:40:22,329 --> 00:40:24,187 I should tell you what my idea is. 835 00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:27,543 The Francis Gallagher and Children Middle School. 836 00:40:27,584 --> 00:40:30,212 You literally just told me this 30 seconds ago. 837 00:40:30,472 --> 00:40:31,729 I did? 838 00:40:33,564 --> 00:40:36,051 - What'd you say? - No, Frank! 839 00:40:36,076 --> 00:40:37,536 Hmm. 840 00:40:38,504 --> 00:40:39,672 Hmm. 841 00:40:48,395 --> 00:40:50,265 No toilet paper in here. 842 00:40:52,731 --> 00:40:55,921 No way, dude... Veronica'll put my nuts in a table vice. 843 00:40:55,946 --> 00:40:57,757 Yeah, well, if you don't get rid of their weed, 844 00:40:57,781 --> 00:40:59,509 - she'll be in jail. - Okay, I'll tell them 845 00:40:59,533 --> 00:41:01,076 if I see them, but there's no way 846 00:41:01,118 --> 00:41:02,956 I'm touching their product without talking to them first. 847 00:41:07,749 --> 00:41:10,586 Hey, what was that last place we were supposed to hit today? 848 00:41:10,627 --> 00:41:12,713 The A-Alibi Room? 849 00:41:12,754 --> 00:41:14,756 I think that's it, right? 850 00:41:15,296 --> 00:41:16,842 Well, if it's the place I'm thinkin' of, 851 00:41:16,883 --> 00:41:18,343 it's really not worth bustin'... 852 00:41:18,368 --> 00:41:21,413 Low-rent, mom/pop spot, couple of stale weed brownies, 853 00:41:21,438 --> 00:41:23,399 nickel bags... We shouldn't waste our time. 854 00:41:23,457 --> 00:41:25,214 The list is the list. 855 00:41:25,239 --> 00:41:27,167 We got three more after lunch, 856 00:41:27,192 --> 00:41:28,793 and then it's on to... What'd you call it? 857 00:41:29,177 --> 00:41:30,598 The Alibi Room. 858 00:41:43,684 --> 00:41:44,977 Hello. 859 00:41:45,229 --> 00:41:47,690 What? For how long? 860 00:41:47,998 --> 00:41:51,311 I had no idea. Someone else was supposed to pick her up... 861 00:41:51,335 --> 00:41:53,128 M-my girlfriend. 862 00:41:53,170 --> 00:41:54,963 Well, I-I'm so sorry, 863 00:41:55,005 --> 00:41:57,424 but I can promise you that I would never abandon 864 00:41:57,466 --> 00:41:59,760 my daughter at school. I was at work, I... 865 00:41:59,801 --> 00:42:01,219 When you're a single working mother 866 00:42:01,261 --> 00:42:04,113 trying to provide for a kid, things like this happen. 867 00:42:04,138 --> 00:42:05,556 Hello? 868 00:42:05,697 --> 00:42:07,074 Hi, Franny. 869 00:42:07,351 --> 00:42:09,311 Mommy's on her way, honey. 870 00:42:09,353 --> 00:42:13,231 I know. Mommy misses you too, honey. I'll be right there. 871 00:42:13,273 --> 00:42:14,584 Hey, baby, I got something 872 00:42:14,608 --> 00:42:17,152 that'll put a smile on your face... right here. 873 00:42:19,363 --> 00:42:21,990 You know what? Actually, I would love that. 874 00:42:22,242 --> 00:42:23,888 For real? 875 00:42:24,368 --> 00:42:26,328 Oh... fuck! Uhh... 876 00:42:31,236 --> 00:42:34,198 You just checked your messages, like, two minutes ago. 877 00:42:34,544 --> 00:42:36,088 And shouldn't you be keeping a look out 878 00:42:36,129 --> 00:42:38,399 in case someone tries to, like, rob us or somethin'? 879 00:42:39,049 --> 00:42:41,176 You think she knows how to insert the little piss tube thing... 880 00:42:41,218 --> 00:42:43,303 The catheter, yes. 881 00:42:43,849 --> 00:42:46,728 Maybe I should just give her a call, make sure everything's okay. 882 00:42:46,753 --> 00:42:48,671 We're finally getting work done. 883 00:42:48,696 --> 00:42:51,649 Can we please just concentrate for a couple more hours? 884 00:42:52,630 --> 00:42:53,923 Thank you. 885 00:42:56,066 --> 00:42:58,151 Maybe we should swing by after the next stop, 886 00:42:58,193 --> 00:43:00,362 you know, make sure she's okay. 887 00:43:04,087 --> 00:43:05,922 And another one bites the dust. 888 00:43:06,001 --> 00:43:08,787 Yes, one more down, and it is Miller time! 889 00:43:08,829 --> 00:43:11,289 Alibi Room... let's finish it off strong, boys. 890 00:43:11,331 --> 00:43:13,125 Hop in, kid. Time's a-wastin'. 891 00:43:13,166 --> 00:43:14,710 Uh, hey, can I drive? 892 00:43:14,751 --> 00:43:15,961 No. 893 00:43:16,002 --> 00:43:17,477 Come on, you guys've been driving all day. 894 00:43:17,502 --> 00:43:19,565 Polishing your aviators, workin' on your tan, 895 00:43:19,589 --> 00:43:21,174 while I've been doin' all the work. 896 00:43:21,216 --> 00:43:22,551 - Yeah, so? - I've never driven 897 00:43:22,592 --> 00:43:23,677 a Ferrari before. 898 00:43:23,719 --> 00:43:25,512 I wanna feel some Italian horsepower. 899 00:43:25,554 --> 00:43:27,302 This might be my only chance. 900 00:43:30,646 --> 00:43:32,394 All right, son. 901 00:43:32,419 --> 00:43:33,935 Let's see what you got. 902 00:43:39,776 --> 00:43:41,390 Long as it ain't mine. 903 00:43:46,494 --> 00:43:48,913 But w-we gotta turn... Turn ourselves in. 904 00:43:49,119 --> 00:43:51,079 No, no. If the cops thought you knew anything, 905 00:43:51,121 --> 00:43:52,932 they would've come, and they would've picked you up. 906 00:43:52,956 --> 00:43:55,792 Th-they called me to come down for questioning, Lip. 907 00:43:55,817 --> 00:43:57,232 - They know! - They don't know shit. 908 00:43:57,257 --> 00:43:59,463 I wanna come clean, okay? 909 00:43:59,504 --> 00:44:02,090 Ma-make some kinda deal and return all the stuff. 910 00:44:02,132 --> 00:44:03,038 - You wanna make a deal? - Yeah. 911 00:44:03,063 --> 00:44:04,926 You're gonna fuck both of us, okay? 912 00:44:04,968 --> 00:44:06,595 There's no way that they're gonna believe 913 00:44:06,636 --> 00:44:08,054 that you stole all that shit by yourself. 914 00:44:08,079 --> 00:44:10,390 Well, I-I won't give up you or Mickey! 915 00:44:10,432 --> 00:44:12,476 - I swear! - Uh, Lip, 916 00:44:12,517 --> 00:44:14,936 help me make a bottle for Fred in the kitchen. 917 00:44:14,978 --> 00:44:16,564 - Now. - Yeah. 918 00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:21,443 He is not gonna last five minutes with the cops. 919 00:44:23,403 --> 00:44:26,364 - You need to do something. - Do something? Like what? 920 00:44:26,406 --> 00:44:28,173 Get rid of the evidence, for starters! 921 00:44:28,198 --> 00:44:29,888 I haven't found a place to sell the parts yet. 922 00:44:29,913 --> 00:44:31,637 Okay, let's just wait for the ideal buyer 923 00:44:31,661 --> 00:44:32,954 while the cops close in! 924 00:44:32,996 --> 00:44:34,599 - Cops aren't closing in. - They will be! 925 00:44:34,623 --> 00:44:37,083 Okay? As soon as they get Brad in a room at the station 926 00:44:37,125 --> 00:44:39,795 and he starts crying and confessing... 927 00:44:41,665 --> 00:44:44,209 I don't know, maybe we should just... 928 00:44:44,234 --> 00:44:46,361 take care of him. 929 00:44:46,921 --> 00:44:48,653 Take... meaning what, exactly? 930 00:44:48,678 --> 00:44:50,472 Meaning... 931 00:44:50,497 --> 00:44:53,082 take care of him. 932 00:44:53,141 --> 00:44:55,519 Wow, this whole, uh, life of crime thing for you 933 00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:57,184 is gettin' a little bit outta hand, 934 00:44:57,209 --> 00:44:59,332 -don't ya think, Capone? - No! No, because he is 935 00:44:59,356 --> 00:45:01,024 gonna get everyone busted. 936 00:45:01,066 --> 00:45:02,567 I am involved now, okay? 937 00:45:02,609 --> 00:45:04,684 Who is gonna raise Fred if we both end up in jail? 938 00:45:11,451 --> 00:45:13,137 Okay, yeah, he does seem a little bit fragile. 939 00:45:13,161 --> 00:45:14,728 Oh, yeah, no shit! 940 00:45:15,288 --> 00:45:17,999 We can't let him out of our sight. 941 00:45:23,421 --> 00:45:24,631 Fuck! 942 00:45:27,755 --> 00:45:30,262 I need to take a rain check on family bar night. 943 00:45:30,420 --> 00:45:32,059 What? 944 00:45:32,122 --> 00:45:34,599 No, no, no, no. You love family bar night. 945 00:45:34,641 --> 00:45:36,202 - Cartoons on the TV... - I love cartoons. 946 00:45:36,226 --> 00:45:37,853 - The pizza. - I love pizza. 947 00:45:37,894 --> 00:45:39,855 All the soda the girls can drink... come on, V. 948 00:45:39,896 --> 00:45:41,982 I appreciate your trying to cheer me up, 949 00:45:42,023 --> 00:45:43,543 but I just wanna go home and take a nap. 950 00:45:43,567 --> 00:45:45,527 You can close up by yourself, right? 951 00:45:45,569 --> 00:45:47,195 - Come on, girls. - No, wait, I'm sorry, 952 00:45:47,237 --> 00:45:48,864 but I can't let you go. 953 00:45:48,905 --> 00:45:52,200 - Sorry I'm late! - Ma? 954 00:45:52,242 --> 00:45:54,661 - I-is that your wedding dress? - Yeah. 955 00:45:54,703 --> 00:45:57,706 I just pulled it out of storage... for you. 956 00:45:57,908 --> 00:46:00,000 - For me? - Mm-hmm. 957 00:46:00,041 --> 00:46:02,210 What's goin' on? 958 00:46:02,806 --> 00:46:05,046 It's not family bar night. 959 00:46:05,408 --> 00:46:06,965 It was never family bar night. 960 00:46:07,007 --> 00:46:09,175 You remember how we wanted to get married at City Hall, 961 00:46:09,217 --> 00:46:11,205 but they canceled everything 'cause of the shutdown? 962 00:46:11,713 --> 00:46:13,513 Well, they're clearing their backlog. 963 00:46:13,963 --> 00:46:16,141 They're doing weddings on Zoom. 964 00:46:35,452 --> 00:46:37,746 - We're gettin' married? - Yes. 965 00:46:38,629 --> 00:46:41,160 - Right now? - Right now. 966 00:46:51,134 --> 00:46:54,012 - You good? - Yeah. Don't I seem good? 967 00:46:54,642 --> 00:46:56,181 You're drivin' like my grandma. 968 00:46:56,222 --> 00:46:58,600 Thought you wanted to feel some Italian horsepower. 969 00:46:58,642 --> 00:47:00,560 I'm just being cautious. 970 00:47:01,435 --> 00:47:03,897 There's cautious, and then there's whatever this is. 971 00:47:03,939 --> 00:47:04,940 Giddy up, kid. 972 00:47:08,526 --> 00:47:10,153 That a boy. 973 00:47:13,239 --> 00:47:14,950 Okay. 974 00:47:14,975 --> 00:47:17,603 All right, that's enough. 975 00:47:18,453 --> 00:47:21,373 That's enough, kid. 976 00:47:21,414 --> 00:47:23,458 Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down! Slow the fuck down! 977 00:47:23,500 --> 00:47:25,502 I don't know what's going on. It's outta control! 978 00:47:25,543 --> 00:47:27,420 Brake, brake, brake! 979 00:47:29,172 --> 00:47:31,341 Oh... what the fuck? 980 00:47:32,276 --> 00:47:35,303 What the fuck is wrong with you? 981 00:47:35,345 --> 00:47:36,763 Piece of shit! 982 00:47:36,805 --> 00:47:38,139 Man, what the hell? 983 00:47:38,181 --> 00:47:40,308 - You fuck! - I told you 984 00:47:40,350 --> 00:47:42,644 don't let Billie Eilish drive the car! 985 00:47:47,508 --> 00:47:49,468 Mommy'll be right up, baby. 986 00:47:56,926 --> 00:47:59,136 Rough day? 987 00:48:00,454 --> 00:48:02,247 I didn't expect you to be here. 988 00:48:02,288 --> 00:48:04,637 No, I wasn't. I left. 989 00:48:06,430 --> 00:48:08,044 But then I came back, because I thought 990 00:48:08,086 --> 00:48:11,131 I should tell you to your face how big of a bitch you are. 991 00:48:13,544 --> 00:48:16,453 Mission accomplished. 992 00:48:18,879 --> 00:48:22,520 You know, we both said some things we shouldn't have. 993 00:48:23,181 --> 00:48:25,517 But I'm open to talking it out. 994 00:48:27,954 --> 00:48:29,660 I'm not. 995 00:48:30,992 --> 00:48:32,485 What do you mean? 996 00:48:33,078 --> 00:48:35,989 I don't think I could be with a person like you, Sandy. 997 00:48:36,031 --> 00:48:37,766 A person like me. Wow. 998 00:48:37,906 --> 00:48:40,160 You left your kid. 999 00:48:42,554 --> 00:48:45,265 So what did you do last night and then again all day today? 1000 00:48:45,290 --> 00:48:47,476 - Is that not the same, or... - I blew off some steam 1001 00:48:47,501 --> 00:48:48,961 for less than a day. 1002 00:48:48,986 --> 00:48:50,946 And it sucked, and now I'm back. 1003 00:48:50,971 --> 00:48:52,472 With my kid. 1004 00:48:52,497 --> 00:48:54,624 Can you say the same about you and Prince? 1005 00:48:54,649 --> 00:48:57,151 No, that is not fair. I told you why I left Prince. 1006 00:48:57,176 --> 00:48:58,737 - I was 15 years old. - Oh, my God. 1007 00:48:58,762 --> 00:49:00,930 I've heard all of your excuses, Sandy, 1008 00:49:00,972 --> 00:49:03,391 and they sound great coming out of your mouth. 1009 00:49:03,433 --> 00:49:05,234 But at the end of the day, 1010 00:49:05,259 --> 00:49:07,492 you walked out on somebody that needed you. 1011 00:49:08,271 --> 00:49:10,679 I've got my entire family trying to leave me. 1012 00:49:11,191 --> 00:49:12,917 I don't need to be worried about you too. 1013 00:49:30,595 --> 00:49:32,806 You fucking... 1014 00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:42,597 You should see the scene out there. 1015 00:49:42,639 --> 00:49:45,870 Some idiot drove his Ferrari into a parked car. 1016 00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:49,187 What, she's not ready yet? We're gonna miss our time slot. 1017 00:50:05,328 --> 00:50:07,455 - Is this dress too much? - Excuse me? 1018 00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:09,607 - What's wrong with my dress? - Nothin'. 1019 00:50:10,907 --> 00:50:12,533 It's perfect. 1020 00:50:16,802 --> 00:50:20,824 - Are we really doing this? - I think so. 1021 00:50:21,344 --> 00:50:23,721 Dominic! No, honey, 1022 00:50:23,763 --> 00:50:26,520 look, that is for after they get married. 1023 00:50:26,716 --> 00:50:29,176 Kay? Oh, hey, hey, hey. 1024 00:50:29,201 --> 00:50:31,787 I think they're ready for y'all. 1025 00:50:39,404 --> 00:50:42,095 - Yes, sir, I'm ready. - Me too. 1026 00:50:43,366 --> 00:50:45,160 Dominic! 1027 00:50:45,201 --> 00:50:47,328 I'm gonna beat your little ass... sit down! 1028 00:50:48,538 --> 00:50:49,998 Yes, sir. 1029 00:50:53,494 --> 00:50:55,170 We'll just check in on him real quick, 1030 00:50:55,211 --> 00:50:56,689 and then we got to get to Liam's school. 1031 00:50:56,713 --> 00:50:58,190 - We're already late. - In and out, all right? 1032 00:50:58,214 --> 00:50:59,507 I promise. 1033 00:51:01,107 --> 00:51:02,718 Where's Terry? 1034 00:51:02,886 --> 00:51:05,847 Your father... he's an evil man. 1035 00:51:05,889 --> 00:51:07,515 No shit. What're you doin' out here? 1036 00:51:07,557 --> 00:51:09,267 I had to handle him the same way 1037 00:51:09,309 --> 00:51:10,766 I handled Sister Cecilia. 1038 00:51:10,791 --> 00:51:12,538 Yeah, the slap to the back of the head thing, right? 1039 00:51:12,562 --> 00:51:15,315 - No. - What? Like drugs? 1040 00:51:15,340 --> 00:51:17,259 - Fuckin' loves those. - No. 1041 00:51:17,284 --> 00:51:20,211 A return to sit at the feet of our Lord and Savior 1042 00:51:20,368 --> 00:51:21,922 in death. 1043 00:51:27,373 --> 00:51:29,292 Sorry, did you just say death? 1044 00:51:45,511 --> 00:51:49,098 Okay, we'll now take a minute to consider the suggestion 1045 00:51:49,123 --> 00:51:51,841 of Mahatma Gandhi Academy of Peace. 1046 00:51:53,558 --> 00:51:55,184 What's up, buddy? 1047 00:51:55,209 --> 00:51:56,836 Where is everybody? 1048 00:51:56,981 --> 00:52:00,026 Fuck 'em. What'd I miss? 1049 00:52:00,068 --> 00:52:01,736 They already rejected 1050 00:52:01,778 --> 00:52:03,112 Martin Luther King Middle School 1051 00:52:03,154 --> 00:52:05,097 because MLK was a womanizer. 1052 00:52:05,122 --> 00:52:06,991 Then they rejected Barack Obama 1053 00:52:07,033 --> 00:52:09,661 because of his "use of drones in the Middle East." 1054 00:52:09,702 --> 00:52:11,096 They even said no to Michael Jordan. 1055 00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:12,304 Whoa, the GOAT? 1056 00:52:12,329 --> 00:52:14,707 His gambling sets a bad example. 1057 00:52:14,732 --> 00:52:16,249 Tough crowd. 1058 00:52:17,460 --> 00:52:20,380 Hey, why's Frank sittin' over there? 1059 00:52:20,405 --> 00:52:22,491 Said if I'm not with him, I'm against him. 1060 00:52:22,548 --> 00:52:24,081 I guess we're enemies. 1061 00:52:24,106 --> 00:52:26,928 Unfortunately, I don't think we can further consider 1062 00:52:26,953 --> 00:52:29,664 Mahatma Gandhi Academy of Peace. 1063 00:52:29,738 --> 00:52:31,532 We've been made aware of 1064 00:52:31,557 --> 00:52:33,601 some problematic century-old comments 1065 00:52:33,643 --> 00:52:36,346 Mr. Gandhi made about Black Africans. 1066 00:52:36,371 --> 00:52:39,423 They're... disqualifying. 1067 00:52:39,741 --> 00:52:42,573 Up next to propose a new name, 1068 00:52:43,034 --> 00:52:44,279 Francis Gallagher, 1069 00:52:44,304 --> 00:52:46,323 class of 1968. 1070 00:52:49,001 --> 00:52:52,829 Uh... thank you, madam... president. 1071 00:52:52,870 --> 00:52:55,248 Thank you. What I'd like to, uh, 1072 00:52:55,273 --> 00:52:57,516 to talk about today... 1073 00:52:58,209 --> 00:53:00,044 ... is, um... 1074 00:53:02,463 --> 00:53:05,453 Obviously, I'm here to address, 1075 00:53:06,107 --> 00:53:08,443 uh, t-the... uh... 1076 00:53:09,519 --> 00:53:12,272 I would like to address, uh, the... 1077 00:53:14,934 --> 00:53:16,477 Uh... gimme a second. 1078 00:53:16,519 --> 00:53:18,978 It'll come to me. 1079 00:53:19,003 --> 00:53:21,783 I can't seem to remember what I had to say. 1080 00:53:21,808 --> 00:53:23,818 Um, I don't think... 1081 00:53:26,863 --> 00:53:28,722 Memory's funny, isn't it? It's like... 1082 00:53:29,299 --> 00:53:30,800 sand through your fingers. 1083 00:53:30,825 --> 00:53:33,144 Sometimes you can grab it, and sometimes... 1084 00:53:35,023 --> 00:53:37,985 That damn fragile thing, it's... 1085 00:53:40,889 --> 00:53:43,267 ... all that'll be left of us. 1086 00:53:43,363 --> 00:53:45,574 All of us, at some point... 1087 00:53:48,364 --> 00:53:50,147 Just a memory. 1088 00:53:50,972 --> 00:53:54,100 And let me tell ya, if you haven't made a mark, 1089 00:53:54,125 --> 00:53:57,215 now, while you're kickin'... 1090 00:53:58,485 --> 00:54:00,654 you don't even get that. 1091 00:54:02,254 --> 00:54:04,381 Uh... 1092 00:54:04,571 --> 00:54:05,823 uh... 1093 00:54:15,560 --> 00:54:16,917 Johnny? 1094 00:54:18,280 --> 00:54:20,152 Johnny Wisneiwski? 1095 00:54:20,769 --> 00:54:22,143 Hey! 1096 00:54:22,168 --> 00:54:24,545 Why don't you show everybody your little baby dick? 1097 00:54:24,587 --> 00:54:25,963 Come on! 1098 00:54:26,005 --> 00:54:28,132 I-I know the rest of the team 1099 00:54:28,157 --> 00:54:30,451 would really get a kick outta that, huh? 1100 00:54:30,527 --> 00:54:32,904 I tell you what I'm gonna do. I'll go first. 1101 00:54:32,929 --> 00:54:34,972 Okay? Come on, Johnny. 1102 00:54:35,014 --> 00:54:37,058 - Mr. Gallagher... - Hey, hey, back up! 1103 00:54:37,100 --> 00:54:39,227 That's my dad, asshole! CPD! 1104 00:54:43,272 --> 00:54:46,664 - What'd Frank do this time? - He really lost it today. 1105 00:54:46,689 --> 00:54:50,071 Stripped naked at Liam's school in front of a bunch of kids. 1106 00:54:50,113 --> 00:54:52,365 Only thing I could do to prevent him from going to jail 1107 00:54:52,390 --> 00:54:54,725 was badging everyone there, taking him to the ER. 1108 00:54:54,784 --> 00:54:56,911 He's still getting evaluated. 1109 00:54:57,710 --> 00:55:01,249 - Debs, you okay? - I've had a day. 1110 00:55:02,641 --> 00:55:04,977 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1111 00:55:05,002 --> 00:55:06,921 I guess that makes all of us. 1112 00:55:06,963 --> 00:55:08,921 A nun killed Mickey's dad. 1113 00:55:09,991 --> 00:55:11,592 Terry's dead? 1114 00:55:12,593 --> 00:55:14,220 As a doornail. 1115 00:55:14,262 --> 00:55:15,999 Damn! A nun? 1116 00:55:16,472 --> 00:55:20,047 God really does work in mysterious ways, doesn't she? 1117 00:55:21,844 --> 00:55:24,439 Hey, sorry I missed your thing. 1118 00:55:24,480 --> 00:55:26,941 Terry's dying kinda threw a wrench in our schedule. 1119 00:55:26,966 --> 00:55:29,438 - How'd it go? - I think I did all right. 1120 00:55:31,487 --> 00:55:32,780 - Whoa! - Hey! 1121 00:55:32,822 --> 00:55:34,198 - Shit, man! - Nice! 1122 00:55:34,240 --> 00:55:36,117 What name did ya end up pitching? 1123 00:55:36,159 --> 00:55:38,035 Well, when I realized they had a problem 1124 00:55:38,077 --> 00:55:40,955 with every famous person's name that anybody suggested, 1125 00:55:41,245 --> 00:55:42,957 I just thought I'll play it safe, 1126 00:55:42,999 --> 00:55:45,411 so from now on, it's just gonna be called The Middle School. 1127 00:55:45,775 --> 00:55:47,860 Nice one, man. 1128 00:55:47,885 --> 00:55:49,136 Hi. 1129 00:55:52,133 --> 00:55:53,551 What's going on? 1130 00:55:53,593 --> 00:55:55,219 - Where's Brad? - Locked in the car. 1131 00:55:55,261 --> 00:55:57,054 Handcuffed to the door. He's calmed down, 1132 00:55:57,096 --> 00:55:59,640 but he is a ticking bomb. We gotta do something 1133 00:55:59,682 --> 00:56:02,101 before he goes to the cops. 1134 00:56:02,398 --> 00:56:05,521 Okay, so all of Mr. Gallagher's behavior 1135 00:56:05,563 --> 00:56:07,482 can be explained by his previous diagnosis. 1136 00:56:07,523 --> 00:56:09,264 We didn't find evidence of anything new. 1137 00:56:09,289 --> 00:56:10,961 Sorry, his-his previous diagnosis? 1138 00:56:10,985 --> 00:56:13,279 Well, we treated Mr. Gallagher three weeks ago, 1139 00:56:13,321 --> 00:56:15,865 did a neurological assessment, and arrived at a diagnosis 1140 00:56:15,890 --> 00:56:17,663 of alcoholic dementia. 1141 00:56:20,244 --> 00:56:22,756 I'm... sorry. I thought he would have told you by now. 1142 00:56:22,904 --> 00:56:24,332 I'm sure I mentioned it. 1143 00:56:24,380 --> 00:56:26,942 No. You didn't. 1144 00:56:26,967 --> 00:56:29,318 I'm sorry. What is alcoholic dementia? 1145 00:56:29,443 --> 00:56:32,298 Basically, he pickled his brain with decades of drinking, 1146 00:56:32,340 --> 00:56:34,404 and now his mind is calling it quits. 1147 00:56:34,429 --> 00:56:37,094 It involves significant impairments of memory 1148 00:56:37,136 --> 00:56:39,163 and other cognitive functions. 1149 00:56:39,514 --> 00:56:41,766 Were you aware that your father is an alcoholic? 1150 00:56:41,807 --> 00:56:45,478 There's been some evidence of that, yeah. 1151 00:56:45,520 --> 00:56:47,522 Some days will be good, and some will be bad. 1152 00:56:47,563 --> 00:56:48,856 Very bad. 1153 00:56:48,898 --> 00:56:51,047 It won't be a linear progression. 1154 00:56:51,072 --> 00:56:53,778 You have to be prepared to go along for the ride. 1155 00:56:53,819 --> 00:56:55,613 And try not to contradict him. 1156 00:56:55,638 --> 00:56:58,432 That leads to confusion and anger. 1157 00:56:58,491 --> 00:56:59,870 Excuse me. 1158 00:57:05,018 --> 00:57:06,624 What are we doin' in the hospital? 1159 00:57:06,649 --> 00:57:08,275 One of you have another kid? 1160 00:57:10,127 --> 00:57:11,621 No, you-you've got dementia. 1161 00:57:13,074 --> 00:57:15,174 From bein' a drunk, Frank. 1162 00:57:26,501 --> 00:57:31,501 - Synced and corrected by ChrisKe - -- for www.addic7ed.com --