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Are you nervous?

2
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No, I speak at meetings all the time.

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You "share" at meetings.

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You've never been one
of the main speakers,

5
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let alone at a combo
AA/Al-Anon meeting,

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and you've never had to follow a legend.

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You trying to get me off my game?

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No, honey, I'm excited for you.

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I just know how hard it is to get up

10
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and pour your heart out to 60 strangers,

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some of whom are very critical.

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Well, so far I've only
found one who's critical,

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and she's no stranger.

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Why do people think I'm
mean when I'm being helpful

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and helpful when I'm being mean?

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It has to do with your
tone and body language.

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And their stupidity.

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As a veteran of these things,

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I think it really helps
if you have a shape.

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I like to start with a joke,

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get to the darkness, bring 'em to tears,

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applause, thank
you, good night.

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How's this?
I met you, you're an alcoholic,

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married you anyway,

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started going to Al-Anon, the end.

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Well, putting me front and
center's not a bad instinct.

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I really appreciate your expertise.

28
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I just find it's better
for me if I'm spontaneous.

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Ah. Like jazz.

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Very hit-and-miss.

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You know, when it hits, it's great.

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Though you can never dance to it.

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Maybe sex, but it's gonna be messy.

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Messy is the best kind of sex.

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That's true.

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You should put that in your share.

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We are really gonna help people tonight.

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We're so excited you
both agreed to speak.

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You know, we've had mother-daughter,

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uh, siblings,

41
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but we haven't had a
married couple in a while.

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Talk about a profile in courage.

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- We are pretty amazing.
- Thanks.

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- Stay calm.
- I'm calm.

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- Adam, I'm on your side.
- Now there are sides?

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Ooh.

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This'll be fun.

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There's no oat milk for my coffee?

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The one last thing I'm allowed, ruined.

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There's almond, skim
and half-and-half.

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Yes, but no oat.

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The gentlest of the milks.

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God, you are such a diva.

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Been called worse by better.

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The guy OD'd on heroin,

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but he can't handle regular milk?

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Don't even bother with the coffee.

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There's nothing acceptable
to dress it with.

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Rod, this is my husband Adam.

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Adam, this is my sponsee Rod.

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Now, I don't want you two
bucks to start tangling antlers.

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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Oh, my God, ask each other something.

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Uh, got any oat milk?

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Uh, not now. Or ever.

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What's your go-to milk?

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Milk.

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Ah. Wow.

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Why don't you talk about something
that's important to both of you,

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like, for example, me?

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Oh. Your wife's been
an enormous help to me.

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I mean, I've been sober a long time,

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but I wasn't truly rocking the steps

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until Bonnie came along.

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Oh, stop it. I'm gonna start blushing.

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Adam, your turn.

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Oh, I've got a whole nice thing

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to say about you up there.

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Oh, that's right, you're the
headliner tonight. Can't wait.

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- I'm speaking, too.
- Yeah, but we've heard yours.

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A brave little girl who
turns out to be... you.

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Okay, everybody, it's meeting time.

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Let's find a seat.

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This is exciting. I've
never heard Adam speak.

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Too bad we have to sit through
"sad little girl" to get there.

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It's "brave little girl,"

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and I expect applause
from both of you this time.

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- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -
-- for www.addic7ed.com --

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And who was that brave little girl?

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Me.

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For those of you who need it,
there's Kleenex in the back.

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For those of you who don't,
I wish I had your strength.

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Thank you.

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What did I tell you? Legend.

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I mean, I'm, I-I'm a stuntman.

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I have literally been
shot out of a cannon,

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been on fire for a good six minutes.

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But none of that prepared me

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for being married to an alcoholic.

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But the longer I've been here,

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I've realized that...

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alcoholics have been a part
of my life for a long time.

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Starting with Father O'Leary.

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Not my real father, but
he did make me leery.

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Wasn't this meeting
supposed to end at 9:00?

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I can't believe that people
were so moved by my share.

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Is that what they mean by
"not a dry eye in the house"?

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You were amazing.

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Never would have guessed
it was your first time.

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You were amazing, too.

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Ah, I was off my game.

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I think I'm getting a cold.

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I didn't tell you before.

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I mean, you can't hear it
yet, but it's-it's coming.

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Do you want to go home
instead of the Bistro?

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It's not that kind of cold;

117
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it's better when I'm out with people.

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Why are you parking?

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I'm meeting up with Rod.

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My Rod?

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Yeah. He came up to me after

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and said that my share blew him away.

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He said I gave him a light bulb moment.

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Good for you.

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But bear in mind, his
accent is all over the place.

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He might have just been asking
for directions to the bathroom.

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Can't tell you how refreshing this is.

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You're the first bloke
I've met in the rooms

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who doesn't treat me
like the Rod Connaughton.

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Didn't even know
that was your last name.

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See, there it is.

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You were a stuntman, you
worked with celebrities.

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- I know you won't be starstruck.
- That I can guarantee.

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I've been offering Adam
tea for years... nothing.

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But the minute Rod walks into his life,

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it's Downton Abbey.

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And it's okay you feel that way, Bonnie.

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I learned that from Adam's share.

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Don't tell me it's okay to feel this way

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when I don't even know how I feel.

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And that's okay, too. It is.

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All I know is, I have one
husband and one sponsee,

143
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and frankly I don't
approve of this canoodling.

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Don't you have two sponsees?

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How does that help my point, scoreboard?

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Maybe Adam's offering him

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a different perspective from Al-Anon.

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Yeah, well, Adam
wouldn't even need Al-Anon

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if it wasn't for me.

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I don't think that's the
defense you think it is.

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Yeah, I'm with Bonnie.

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These two don't make sense.

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I mean, Adam's a man of the people

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and Rod's just a big
old strutting peacock.

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Mm.

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Being somebody's sponsor doesn't mean

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that you're their only
source of inspiration.

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He can have other people to talk to.

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Well, you're my only
source of inspiration.

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- Don't you also have a therapist?
- Damn it, Wendy.

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Look at them over
there, hogging Beatrice.

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Hey.

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We'd like to order, too, guys.

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What would you like?

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Oh. Well, I'm-I'm not sure yet.

166
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? Out of nowhere, you were there ?

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? Satin jacket ?

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? Perfect hair... ?

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Wow.

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One tea with Rod

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and you're practically
throwing your underwear at him.

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All right, I was quick to judge him.

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He's a cool guy.

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Yeah. He's become cooler since
I've been working with him.

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He's got issues.

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All confidential, of course,

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but here's a hint...

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rhymes with "snoozes sniagra."

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Well, he's coming over to
give me a guitar lesson.

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That's gonna be fun.

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Oh. You two kids made a playdate?

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- Yeah.
- Good. Good.

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I give you my blessing.

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Did I need your blessing?

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I'm his sponsor, you're my husband,

186
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it could get complicated.

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There are things that he
may share with me about you

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that I can't tell you.

189
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And there may be things
you share with me about him

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that I may have to tell him.

191
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You picking up what I'm putting down?

192
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Yeah. Don't tell him things
I don't want you to know.

193
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Why? What are you hiding from me?

194
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Can we just go to sleep?

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Yes. With my blessing.

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I couldn't find my guitar.

197
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Do you know where it is?

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You hide things from me,
I hide things from you.

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Did you know it's gonna
rain on the weekend?

200
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Did you know you're part
of the cleanup commitment?

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I'm supervising.

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Yeah, my housekeeper was right,

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that's not the same thing as helping.

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Are you mad at me, love? I can't tell.

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Looks like you just
jumped out of a plane.

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Says the man with the hair system.

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Did you get those plugs with a Groupon?

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I see what's going on here.

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Sexual tension all
coming out all squishy.

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Like you could handle this.

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I could handle Tina Turner.

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You sure it wasn't a man
dressed like Tina Turner?

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Either way, quite a night.

214
00:09:03,066 --> 00:09:05,566
Rod, your mom's here to pick you up!

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Sexy.

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00:09:13,650 --> 00:09:15,920
No, no, put your index
finger there. That's it.

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And your second finger on the next fret.

218
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No, the next fret.

219
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No, the other next fret.

220
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I think I know why they
call these things "frets."

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Okay, how's this?

222
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Oh!

223
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That's lovely.

224
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Learn two more and you
can be in a punk band.

225
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Ugh. You make it look so easy.

226
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Well, I've been playing since I was 12.

227
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It's funny, I only picked
it up to impress a girl.

228
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Well, I should say "a
woman," 'cause she was 32.

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Worked at the record shop.

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The things we do to impress girls.

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Nothing else motivates me.

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I used to think I liked
money, but then I realized

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it's women who like
money and I like women.

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Well, that worked out for you.

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Did it? I'm in me 50s
and I live with me mum.

236
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Yeah, I've never actually
had anything real,

237
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like what, what you have with Bonnie.

238
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You'll find it.

239
00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:10,557
Nah, I don't think so.

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00:10:10,582 --> 00:10:14,884
When it comes to women, I
just can't stop the Rod show.

241
00:10:17,166 --> 00:10:20,151
I even do it with Bonnie.
I keep trying to charm her.

242
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I get it.

243
00:10:22,178 --> 00:10:24,412
I'm like that around
pro football players.

244
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Real football, not your kind.

245
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There's just something about them.

246
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I really want them to respect me.

247
00:10:32,133 --> 00:10:34,667
Are you friends with
pro football players?

248
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I had a shot at one, but he
could smell the desperation.

249
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Four calls in one
afternoon, and it was over.

250
00:10:41,636 --> 00:10:45,705
Adam, I can't imagine any man
not wanting to be with you.

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Sorry, left out a word.

252
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Not wanting to be friends with you.

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Thanks, man.

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See, that.

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That's what's missing from my life.

256
00:10:58,763 --> 00:10:59,822
Men.

257
00:11:00,959 --> 00:11:03,221
My dad left when I was a little kid,

258
00:11:03,954 --> 00:11:05,424
and I blamed myself.

259
00:11:06,688 --> 00:11:09,890
My bandmates were only in
it for the drugs and women.

260
00:11:14,101 --> 00:11:18,137
I haven't had a real male friend
since I was nine years old.

261
00:11:21,036 --> 00:11:23,570
And he beat me up for a bag of crisps.

262
00:11:23,672 --> 00:11:26,301
Hey. Oh, hey, Rod.

263
00:11:27,449 --> 00:11:28,686
Are you okay?

264
00:11:29,332 --> 00:11:32,547
- Rod was just telling me about...
- About the time I met Cyndi Lauper.

265
00:11:32,572 --> 00:11:35,406
Oh, what a day. Guess girls
just really do want to have fun.

266
00:11:35,475 --> 00:11:37,709
Well, Mum's making a roast, so off I go.

267
00:11:37,734 --> 00:11:38,911
By the way, I think I'll be better off

268
00:11:38,936 --> 00:11:40,769
with a male sponsor. Take care.

269
00:11:42,975 --> 00:11:44,408
What did you do?

270
00:11:49,520 --> 00:11:52,088
I just don't get it.
What did I do wrong?

271
00:11:52,113 --> 00:11:54,729
It's not you. Rod said he
can't be himself with women.

272
00:11:54,754 --> 00:11:56,043
That's why he needs a man.

273
00:11:56,068 --> 00:11:58,316
Oh, come on, I'm manlier than most men.

274
00:11:58,341 --> 00:11:59,988
I'm manlier than you.

275
00:12:01,308 --> 00:12:03,108
Who owns more hair products? Go.

276
00:12:03,999 --> 00:12:07,363
Now is not the time for this,
but Rod called my hair luscious.

277
00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,129
I thought I was helping him.

278
00:12:11,270 --> 00:12:12,836
Sometimes the thing that helps the most

279
00:12:12,861 --> 00:12:14,861
is realizing we're on the wrong path.

280
00:12:15,063 --> 00:12:17,430
Are you trying to say the worst thing?

281
00:12:18,168 --> 00:12:19,676
You were right.

282
00:12:19,701 --> 00:12:22,738
- This did get complicated.
- That's not helping.

283
00:12:25,353 --> 00:12:27,786
Damn it. "You were right" usually works.

284
00:12:32,263 --> 00:12:34,770
Hey, Shawn, can you start
a dressing room for me?

285
00:12:34,826 --> 00:12:37,361
Be with you in one sec, Jill.
I'm just finishing with a customer.

286
00:12:38,137 --> 00:12:39,740
Oh, that's a first.

287
00:12:39,765 --> 00:12:41,910
Might as well be at the Goodwill.

288
00:12:44,178 --> 00:12:46,011
I'm not sure that's your color, love.

289
00:12:46,230 --> 00:12:48,297
What are you doing here?

290
00:12:48,322 --> 00:12:50,410
A little retail therapy.

291
00:12:50,435 --> 00:12:53,480
This is a woman's boutique.
That is a woman's blouse.

292
00:12:53,505 --> 00:12:57,441
Ah, when it looks this good,
it's just Rod's blouse, baby.

293
00:12:59,444 --> 00:13:01,455
Okay, Jill, do you want me to
put that in a dressing room?

294
00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:03,781
No. I just realized it's tacky.

295
00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:08,332
You live with your mom. How can
you even afford to shop here?

296
00:13:08,375 --> 00:13:10,708
Oh, Capital One just
sent me a new credit card.

297
00:13:10,733 --> 00:13:12,733
I'm in a mad dash to max
it out before they realize

298
00:13:12,758 --> 00:13:15,025
the error of their ways.

299
00:13:15,050 --> 00:13:17,383
You know what? This is my happy place.

300
00:13:17,580 --> 00:13:19,847
So I'm gonna act like the
music industry since 1988

301
00:13:19,872 --> 00:13:21,072
and ignore you.

302
00:13:22,666 --> 00:13:23,910
I've got that one, too, darling.

303
00:13:23,935 --> 00:13:25,134
Damn it.

304
00:13:26,826 --> 00:13:28,848
Don't you dare step foot in Chanel.

305
00:13:32,077 --> 00:13:33,988
Well, I hope you're happy.

306
00:13:34,013 --> 00:13:35,947
Well, I was just
telling them, my feet...

307
00:13:35,972 --> 00:13:38,957
Are about to be stomped on
unless you let me finish.

308
00:13:40,524 --> 00:13:41,802
Can you let me out? I need to pee.

309
00:13:41,827 --> 00:13:42,904
What... 20 minutes you've been here.

310
00:13:42,929 --> 00:13:44,240
Now I sit down and you need to pee?

311
00:13:44,265 --> 00:13:46,071
You make me nervous,
and I had three waters.

312
00:13:46,096 --> 00:13:47,395
Hold it.

313
00:13:48,378 --> 00:13:51,270
- Bonnie, what's wrong?
- What's wrong is I was right.

314
00:13:51,295 --> 00:13:53,388
I sat here in this booth
with Grandma Bunions

315
00:13:53,413 --> 00:13:54,879
and said Adam and Rod hanging out

316
00:13:54,904 --> 00:13:56,437
was gonna be nothing but trouble.

317
00:13:56,462 --> 00:13:57,806
What happened? Did
they get into a fight?

318
00:13:57,831 --> 00:13:59,530
Is Adam's hair okay?

319
00:14:01,701 --> 00:14:03,448
Rod wants a new sponsor.

320
00:14:03,473 --> 00:14:05,003
Just go.

321
00:14:05,463 --> 00:14:08,737
So what's the big deal? People
change sponsors all the time.

322
00:14:08,762 --> 00:14:11,112
That's true, I went through
five of them in jail.

323
00:14:11,137 --> 00:14:15,640
Shivved, shivved, paroled,
shivved, wasn't a good listener.

324
00:14:16,594 --> 00:14:18,027
How'd you get there?

325
00:14:18,114 --> 00:14:19,647
I'll never tell.

326
00:14:21,033 --> 00:14:24,535
Honey, we help people
for fun and for free.

327
00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:25,959
Stop making it about you.

328
00:14:26,215 --> 00:14:27,982
But I was really good at it.

329
00:14:28,007 --> 00:14:30,683
Well, I'm really good at it
and you've fired me 17 times.

330
00:14:30,708 --> 00:14:33,857
- You want to go for 18?
- The point is,

331
00:14:33,979 --> 00:14:36,156
if you genuinely want to help someone

332
00:14:36,181 --> 00:14:38,768
and they need something from
you that you can't give them,

333
00:14:38,793 --> 00:14:41,327
you should be happy they
get it from someone else.

334
00:14:43,055 --> 00:14:45,422
You know, nobody's ever
asked me to be their sponsor.

335
00:14:45,447 --> 00:14:46,646
What's up with that?

336
00:14:48,787 --> 00:14:50,587
Conversation for a
different time. I get it.

337
00:14:52,511 --> 00:14:54,197
You both are gonna say no,

338
00:14:54,222 --> 00:14:56,989
but I'm starting to think
my ego got in the way here.

339
00:14:58,639 --> 00:15:00,305
- No.
- No.

340
00:15:00,806 --> 00:15:04,391
But wow, what an evolved thing to say.

341
00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:07,055
All right, you can be my sponsor again.

342
00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:09,314
Wow. Didn't even get to
throw my hat in the ring.

343
00:15:09,532 --> 00:15:12,204
Is it my vibe? Am I too intense?

344
00:15:12,229 --> 00:15:13,929
Answer me right now.

345
00:15:17,321 --> 00:15:20,457
Oh, you got to be kidding
me. I bought this months ago.

346
00:15:20,482 --> 00:15:22,937
Well, they just threw this one in

347
00:15:22,962 --> 00:15:25,262
'cause, you know, I'm me.

348
00:15:25,287 --> 00:15:27,154
Well, they've never given
me anything for free.

349
00:15:27,179 --> 00:15:29,618
Well, you were never on
Solid Gold with Andy Gibb.

350
00:15:29,735 --> 00:15:31,758
You had one song.

351
00:15:31,783 --> 00:15:33,943
Satin jacket, perfect hair,
satin jacket, perfect hair.

352
00:15:33,968 --> 00:15:36,201
So you have listened to my music.

353
00:15:36,281 --> 00:15:39,081
It came on the oldies station in my car.

354
00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:40,705
Cha-ching.

355
00:15:40,863 --> 00:15:43,409
Do you carry that around so
people know you're a musician?

356
00:15:43,434 --> 00:15:46,081
Do you carry that around
so people know you're rich?

357
00:15:48,583 --> 00:15:51,484
I'm sorry, I... I'm doing it again.

358
00:15:51,727 --> 00:15:52,893
What?

359
00:15:53,215 --> 00:15:55,019
I'm putting on a show.

360
00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:58,305
I can't help myself.

361
00:15:58,330 --> 00:16:01,479
You're a woman and-and I feel
compelled to perform for you.

362
00:16:02,441 --> 00:16:03,974
I see.

363
00:16:05,479 --> 00:16:07,518
I only recently learned
this about myself.

364
00:16:08,547 --> 00:16:10,479
I tried to shop it away, but...

365
00:16:11,333 --> 00:16:13,018
the feelings found me again.

366
00:16:13,612 --> 00:16:15,268
They always do.

367
00:16:17,683 --> 00:16:18,964
I'm not proud.

368
00:16:19,878 --> 00:16:22,763
Well, that's the first time
you've acted like a human being

369
00:16:22,788 --> 00:16:23,956
since I met you.

370
00:16:25,063 --> 00:16:27,130
Thank you, Jill.

371
00:16:27,466 --> 00:16:30,901
I just, I get so tired of the game.

372
00:16:37,745 --> 00:16:38,870
Whoopsie.

373
00:16:41,589 --> 00:16:42,955
Whoopsie.

374
00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:46,186
Whoopsie.

375
00:16:46,226 --> 00:16:48,135
Hey. Listen to this.

376
00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:49,571
Yeah, I have been
listening and I'm hoping

377
00:16:49,596 --> 00:16:51,362
that song is called "Whoopsie."

378
00:16:52,003 --> 00:16:53,494
You sure you're okay that Rod came over

379
00:16:53,519 --> 00:16:54,565
to give me a lesson?

380
00:16:54,590 --> 00:16:56,568
Well, I do wish that lesson
had been more effective,

381
00:16:56,593 --> 00:16:58,159
but I do want what's best for Rod,

382
00:16:58,184 --> 00:17:00,785
and I think being friends
with you is part of that.

383
00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:04,027
Awesome. But how about
you give the guitar a rest

384
00:17:04,052 --> 00:17:05,628
while I show the apartment
across the courtyard?

385
00:17:05,653 --> 00:17:07,719
I don't want them thinking
a musician lives here.

386
00:17:07,818 --> 00:17:09,318
Eh, never mind. They won't.

387
00:17:10,285 --> 00:17:12,202
Hey, I've been making progress.

388
00:17:13,854 --> 00:17:15,387
Whoopsie.

389
00:17:17,728 --> 00:17:20,089
We cover all utilities and...

390
00:17:24,369 --> 00:17:27,941
Whoopsie, looks like the
painters are taking a break.

391
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:32,863
Yes, we are waiting for
the base coat to dry.

392
00:17:38,535 --> 00:17:40,730
You guys hear about Jill and Rod?

393
00:17:40,957 --> 00:17:42,347
I know, right?

394
00:17:42,589 --> 00:17:44,531
You can cover your
mouths, it's still gossip.

395
00:17:45,082 --> 00:17:46,459
You want to go over
there and talk about it

396
00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:47,549
away from Marjorie?

397
00:17:47,574 --> 00:17:49,073
Hell yeah.

398
00:17:51,932 --> 00:17:52,998
We need to talk.

399
00:17:53,023 --> 00:17:55,290
Oh, yeah, we do. The
Fongs took the apartment

400
00:17:55,315 --> 00:17:57,212
and they want to have you
and Rod over for dinner.

401
00:17:57,237 --> 00:17:58,603
They are very open-minded,

402
00:17:58,628 --> 00:18:00,795
so I would not go unless
you want things to get weird.

403
00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:03,714
Um... got to go.

404
00:18:04,855 --> 00:18:09,225
Hey, Bonnie, um, thank you
for being so understanding

405
00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:11,605
about my decision to find a new sponsor.

406
00:18:11,630 --> 00:18:13,982
Of course. I want what's best
for you, it's not about me.

407
00:18:14,184 --> 00:18:16,618
Anyway, um, I have a bit of situation,

408
00:18:16,643 --> 00:18:20,111
and I was wondering if you could
help me find someone to talk to?

409
00:18:20,863 --> 00:18:22,360
Let me introduce you to Marjorie.

410
00:18:22,385 --> 00:18:24,285
She's not a guy, but
she's running pretty low

411
00:18:24,310 --> 00:18:25,843
on estrogen these days.

412
00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:28,882
Marjorie... Rod... Marjorie.

413
00:18:28,921 --> 00:18:33,921
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