1 00:00:01,121 --> 00:00:02,601 Previously on Young Sheldon... 2 00:00:02,604 --> 00:00:05,627 - Hi, June. - Connie, Dale, this is Justin. 3 00:00:05,630 --> 00:00:07,130 You must be a friend of my son's. 4 00:00:07,132 --> 00:00:09,048 Actually, he's my date. 5 00:00:09,050 --> 00:00:10,133 Really? 6 00:00:10,135 --> 00:00:12,510 She brought him here on purpose. 7 00:00:12,512 --> 00:00:13,546 What purpose? 8 00:00:13,549 --> 00:00:14,512 To upset me. 9 00:00:14,522 --> 00:00:16,078 Can you believe that Dale thinks 10 00:00:16,081 --> 00:00:18,828 the only reason you brought him here is just to piss him off? 11 00:00:18,831 --> 00:00:20,727 That's exactly why I brought him. 12 00:00:20,729 --> 00:00:22,520 Why would you go out of your way 13 00:00:22,522 --> 00:00:25,054 to upset Dale at your own son's wedding? 14 00:00:25,057 --> 00:00:26,190 He's my ex-husband. 15 00:00:26,192 --> 00:00:27,442 Well, he's my boyfriend. 16 00:00:27,444 --> 00:00:28,818 Hey, that's your problem. 17 00:00:28,820 --> 00:00:30,528 Well, you're starting to be my problem. 18 00:00:30,530 --> 00:00:32,390 Dr. Linkletter, what can I do for you? 19 00:00:32,393 --> 00:00:34,907 I just want to let you know, with Dr. Sturgis away, 20 00:00:34,909 --> 00:00:37,410 I'll be available should Sheldon need anything. 21 00:00:37,412 --> 00:00:38,745 Thank you so much. 22 00:00:38,747 --> 00:00:41,038 His well-being is important to me. 23 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:44,085 As was made abundantly clear by my boss. 24 00:00:47,380 --> 00:00:50,715 After a few short weeks as a full-time college student, 25 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:53,965 I am proud to say the transition had gone quite nicely. 26 00:00:53,968 --> 00:00:57,722 My classes were going well, I knew my way around campus 27 00:00:57,724 --> 00:01:00,975 and I had an active and vibrant social life. 28 00:01:00,977 --> 00:01:01,999 There you are. 29 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:03,102 Why are you here? 30 00:01:03,104 --> 00:01:05,570 Lunch. Don't worry, I didn't start without you. 31 00:01:05,573 --> 00:01:06,739 How did you get in? 32 00:01:06,742 --> 00:01:07,907 Janitor Jim. 33 00:01:07,910 --> 00:01:09,900 And why would Janitor Jim do that? 34 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:11,734 You're not my only friend around here. 35 00:01:24,468 --> 00:01:31,382 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - ... www.Addic7ed.com ... 36 00:01:35,804 --> 00:01:38,051 I'll trade you my apple slices for your pudding cup. 37 00:01:38,054 --> 00:01:40,932 - No. - Aren't you a little old for a pudding cup? 38 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:42,767 Sheldon, surely there's somebody else 39 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:44,273 you could have lunch with. 40 00:01:44,276 --> 00:01:47,103 There is, but the lunch rush is a busy time for janitors. 41 00:01:47,106 --> 00:01:49,106 Perhaps you could work on widening 42 00:01:49,108 --> 00:01:50,414 your social circles here. 43 00:01:50,417 --> 00:01:51,635 I'm already at two. 44 00:01:51,638 --> 00:01:53,323 That's double where I was at high school. 45 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:56,280 Hey. 46 00:01:56,282 --> 00:01:58,282 Hey. How was school? 47 00:01:58,284 --> 00:01:59,306 Fine. Work? 48 00:01:59,307 --> 00:02:00,409 Fine. 49 00:02:00,411 --> 00:02:01,929 And Mom says we never talk. 50 00:02:01,932 --> 00:02:04,789 What is that on your belt there? 51 00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:06,457 It's my new beeper. 52 00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:08,292 Why in the world would you need a beeper? 53 00:02:08,294 --> 00:02:09,961 So people can get in touch with me. 54 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:11,921 Trust me, when you're not around, no one's thinking, 55 00:02:11,923 --> 00:02:13,965 "I must speak with Georgie this minute." 56 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:15,967 Hey, lots of people have these. 57 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:17,468 Yeah, doctors and drug dealers, 58 00:02:17,470 --> 00:02:19,136 and you're not smart enough to be either. 59 00:02:21,015 --> 00:02:23,601 Excuse me, I'm being beeped. 60 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:33,194 Hey, I was paged from this number. 61 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:37,989 No, I'm not Bruce. Sorry. 62 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:41,325 Mm, sounds like you got a real emergency there, Bruce. 63 00:02:42,829 --> 00:02:44,854 Hey, Connie, it's June. 64 00:02:44,857 --> 00:02:46,589 You know, I don't feel good about what happened 65 00:02:46,591 --> 00:02:49,268 the other night, and I just want to say I'm sorry. 66 00:02:49,271 --> 00:02:51,304 Could you give me a call back? 67 00:02:51,307 --> 00:02:52,784 Thanks. Bye. 68 00:02:53,798 --> 00:02:55,131 That's nice. 69 00:02:55,133 --> 00:02:56,674 I don't know why you get an apology. 70 00:02:56,676 --> 00:02:58,643 I'm the one she was trying to piss off. 71 00:02:58,646 --> 00:03:00,813 Looks like she's still doing it. 72 00:03:00,816 --> 00:03:04,139 All the years we were married, I never once got an apology. 73 00:03:04,142 --> 00:03:06,809 Well, you're not exactly the apologizing kind yourself, 74 00:03:06,811 --> 00:03:07,977 you know. 75 00:03:07,979 --> 00:03:09,854 Well, that's not true. 76 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:11,188 For years after 77 00:03:11,190 --> 00:03:12,632 we broke up, I was telling people 78 00:03:12,635 --> 00:03:14,694 I was sorry I married her. 79 00:03:19,490 --> 00:03:21,200 Thanks, Jim. 80 00:03:33,212 --> 00:03:34,956 Where could he be? 81 00:03:38,217 --> 00:03:40,328 Dr. Linkletter? 82 00:03:40,331 --> 00:03:41,588 No. 83 00:03:41,591 --> 00:03:43,601 Sorry. You and he have the same loafers. 84 00:03:43,604 --> 00:03:45,224 Carry on. 85 00:03:47,727 --> 00:03:51,896 The Moho lies between the mantle and the crust, and... 86 00:03:51,899 --> 00:03:54,565 Excuse me, I'm looking for Dr. Linkletter. 87 00:03:54,567 --> 00:03:55,733 He's not here. 88 00:03:55,735 --> 00:03:57,198 Sorry for wasting your time. 89 00:03:57,201 --> 00:03:58,867 Oh, this is geology. 90 00:03:58,870 --> 00:04:00,949 You're already wasting your time. 91 00:04:08,748 --> 00:04:09,914 What? 92 00:04:09,916 --> 00:04:11,749 I've been looking for you. 93 00:04:11,751 --> 00:04:14,418 I was just trying to have a little privacy. 94 00:04:14,420 --> 00:04:17,423 Smart. No one will bother us out here. 95 00:04:18,758 --> 00:04:20,593 What is that? Ham? 96 00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:36,498 Hello. You paged me? 97 00:04:36,501 --> 00:04:37,911 Bruce? 98 00:04:37,914 --> 00:04:39,789 Sorry, you have the wrong number. 99 00:04:39,792 --> 00:04:43,432 Oh. I was trying to reach my grandson. 100 00:04:43,435 --> 00:04:44,952 Well, when you do, can you have him tell people 101 00:04:44,954 --> 00:04:46,621 this ain't his pager no more? 102 00:04:46,624 --> 00:04:50,245 I was hoping he could give me a ride to the drugstore. 103 00:04:50,248 --> 00:04:52,289 I need to pick up my prescription. 104 00:04:52,291 --> 00:04:53,958 All right, well, good luck. 105 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:56,919 I took my last heart pill this morning. 106 00:04:56,921 --> 00:04:58,421 Sorry to hear that. 107 00:04:58,423 --> 00:05:02,018 I suppose I could walk, if I take it slow. 108 00:05:03,302 --> 00:05:06,470 You are just the little lifesaver. 109 00:05:06,472 --> 00:05:07,763 No problem, ma'am. 110 00:05:07,765 --> 00:05:09,807 You know, we are gonna drive 111 00:05:09,809 --> 00:05:11,726 right by that farmers market. 112 00:05:11,729 --> 00:05:13,769 You ever had their peaches? 113 00:05:13,771 --> 00:05:15,438 Don't think so. 114 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:17,440 Well, then we have to stop. 115 00:05:17,442 --> 00:05:19,442 I'm gonna buy you a peach. 116 00:05:19,444 --> 00:05:21,110 You really don't have to. 117 00:05:21,112 --> 00:05:22,486 I insist. 118 00:05:22,488 --> 00:05:23,612 And then we'll 119 00:05:23,614 --> 00:05:25,281 swing by Braum's so I can pick up 120 00:05:25,283 --> 00:05:26,365 some whipped cream. 121 00:05:26,367 --> 00:05:29,118 That goes great with peaches. 122 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:31,662 Okay. 123 00:05:31,664 --> 00:05:33,784 Thank you for letting us know. 124 00:05:33,787 --> 00:05:36,000 Uh, I will speak to him. 125 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:38,002 Sorry for the trouble. 126 00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:39,589 Bye. 127 00:05:40,798 --> 00:05:42,631 What's going on? 128 00:05:42,633 --> 00:05:44,159 That was Dr. Linkletter. 129 00:05:44,162 --> 00:05:47,469 He says that Sheldon is spending too much time with him. 130 00:05:47,472 --> 00:05:49,472 Better him than us, right? 131 00:05:49,474 --> 00:05:52,124 He's suggesting that Sheldon 132 00:05:52,127 --> 00:05:54,477 try and find some friends on campus. 133 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:55,644 Makes sense. 134 00:05:55,647 --> 00:05:56,714 I'm just worried that 135 00:05:56,717 --> 00:05:58,424 he's gonna be hanging out with people 136 00:05:58,427 --> 00:06:01,025 who are drinking and going to parties. 137 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:04,030 Like he's gonna make friends with the cool kids. 138 00:06:07,158 --> 00:06:09,033 You still dating that young guy? 139 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:10,367 Justin? 140 00:06:10,369 --> 00:06:13,039 Oh, yeah. It wasn't just to bug Dale. 141 00:06:13,042 --> 00:06:15,164 He's hot. 142 00:06:15,166 --> 00:06:17,198 And he doesn't eat dinner at 5:00. 143 00:06:17,201 --> 00:06:19,562 Dale and I once ate dinner at 3:30. 144 00:06:19,565 --> 00:06:21,837 I still think it was lunch. 145 00:06:22,715 --> 00:06:24,237 Hey, you got any plans 146 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:25,656 this weekend? 147 00:06:25,657 --> 00:06:26,884 I don't think so. Why? 148 00:06:26,886 --> 00:06:29,553 I happen to have a coupon for a free room 149 00:06:29,555 --> 00:06:32,014 at the Royale Casino. 150 00:06:32,016 --> 00:06:34,016 Now you're talking! 151 00:06:34,018 --> 00:06:35,409 How'd you swing that? 152 00:06:35,412 --> 00:06:39,230 Well, you lose enough, they give you all kinds of crap. 153 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:40,674 I'm in. 154 00:06:40,677 --> 00:06:42,315 And if you really feel like gambling, 155 00:06:42,318 --> 00:06:44,693 they got an all-you-can-eat seafood buffet. 156 00:06:44,695 --> 00:06:47,196 Put enough drinks in me, I'll eat anything. 157 00:06:49,534 --> 00:06:51,776 Wil Wheaton's cute. 158 00:06:51,779 --> 00:06:54,537 If you like him, then you should watch Star Trek with me. 159 00:06:54,539 --> 00:06:56,038 He's not that cute. 160 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:59,073 Shelly, I was looking at your college catalog. 161 00:06:59,076 --> 00:07:01,076 There are a lot of fun clubs. 162 00:07:01,079 --> 00:07:03,828 Might be a nice way to make some new friends. 163 00:07:03,831 --> 00:07:06,417 I don't need friends. I have Dr. Linkletter. 164 00:07:06,420 --> 00:07:08,716 And he's fun, but... 165 00:07:08,719 --> 00:07:11,351 did you know that there's a Science Fiction Club? 166 00:07:11,354 --> 00:07:13,055 You like science fiction. 167 00:07:13,057 --> 00:07:15,099 I prefer science fact. 168 00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:18,648 Then maybe you might enjoy the Astronomy Club. 169 00:07:18,651 --> 00:07:20,249 Outer space and such. 170 00:07:20,252 --> 00:07:22,439 Ooh. You can meet other people from your planet. 171 00:07:22,441 --> 00:07:23,941 Read your magazine. 172 00:07:23,943 --> 00:07:26,735 Why are you so interested in me joining a club? 173 00:07:26,737 --> 00:07:28,571 I just want to make sure 174 00:07:28,573 --> 00:07:31,115 that you get the full college experience. 175 00:07:31,117 --> 00:07:34,618 I suppose my so-called peers could benefit from my presence. 176 00:07:34,620 --> 00:07:36,787 And you might benefit, too. 177 00:07:36,789 --> 00:07:38,956 A nice thought, but I don't spread my sunshine 178 00:07:38,958 --> 00:07:40,291 for selfish reasons. 179 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:41,460 Give me the catalog. 180 00:07:44,463 --> 00:07:46,340 You tried, and that's what counts. 181 00:07:56,475 --> 00:07:58,225 Hello, lunch friend. 182 00:07:58,227 --> 00:07:59,737 Hi, Sheldon. 183 00:07:59,740 --> 00:08:01,524 Egg salad. Stinky. 184 00:08:01,527 --> 00:08:02,573 What do you want? 185 00:08:02,576 --> 00:08:03,813 I have some bad news. 186 00:08:03,816 --> 00:08:05,315 I'm going to join a club on campus, 187 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:07,455 which means we won't be able to have lunch together. 188 00:08:07,458 --> 00:08:08,999 Wonderful! 189 00:08:09,002 --> 00:08:10,546 For you. Sad for me. 190 00:08:10,549 --> 00:08:12,167 Mmm. Happy trails. 191 00:08:12,170 --> 00:08:13,945 Oh, no, we're still having lunch today. 192 00:08:13,948 --> 00:08:16,118 You get to help me decide which club I should join. 193 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:17,198 Terrific. 194 00:08:17,201 --> 00:08:18,454 For some reason, 195 00:08:18,456 --> 00:08:19,776 Dr. Linkletter felt it was 196 00:08:19,779 --> 00:08:22,882 important that I start my quest to join a club immediately. 197 00:08:22,885 --> 00:08:25,789 The interview process was tougher than you'd expect. 198 00:08:25,792 --> 00:08:28,172 So why exactly should I join your club? 199 00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:31,133 Well, cool people, good chess players, 200 00:08:31,135 --> 00:08:33,636 and when the weather's nice, we meet in the quad. 201 00:08:33,638 --> 00:08:35,346 - Outside? - Yes. 202 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:36,468 Under trees? 203 00:08:36,471 --> 00:08:37,473 Yes. 204 00:08:37,475 --> 00:08:39,308 - Where birds live? - Yes. 205 00:08:39,310 --> 00:08:40,684 I think we're done here. 206 00:08:40,686 --> 00:08:42,144 So, what kind of activities 207 00:08:42,146 --> 00:08:44,021 does the Science Fiction Club engage in? 208 00:08:44,023 --> 00:08:45,522 Well, this Friday we're having a screening 209 00:08:45,524 --> 00:08:46,807 of Star Wars on laser disc. 210 00:08:46,810 --> 00:08:48,806 I thought this was the Science Fiction Club. 211 00:08:48,809 --> 00:08:51,101 - It is. - Star Wars is science fantasy. 212 00:08:51,104 --> 00:08:52,738 The Force is basically magic. 213 00:08:52,740 --> 00:08:54,990 At that point, you might as well be watching The Hobbit. 214 00:08:54,992 --> 00:08:56,200 That's next week. 215 00:08:56,202 --> 00:08:58,327 This is madness. 216 00:08:58,329 --> 00:09:01,624 Proposition: the newest member of the Debate Club 217 00:09:01,627 --> 00:09:03,218 should be Sheldon Cooper. 218 00:09:03,221 --> 00:09:04,875 You're the affirmative. Go. 219 00:09:04,877 --> 00:09:06,168 Who's Sheldon Cooper? 220 00:09:06,170 --> 00:09:07,701 Me. And I believe I should not 221 00:09:07,704 --> 00:09:09,079 join the debate team because there are 222 00:09:09,081 --> 00:09:11,173 far more valuable uses of my time. 223 00:09:11,175 --> 00:09:12,883 Do you want to join or not? 224 00:09:12,885 --> 00:09:14,343 That's the debate, isn't it? 225 00:09:14,345 --> 00:09:16,679 I don't know what's happening. 226 00:09:16,681 --> 00:09:18,930 If you're thrown for a loop, wait until you hear my rebuttal. 227 00:09:18,932 --> 00:09:21,343 Sheldon Cooper should not join the debate team 228 00:09:21,346 --> 00:09:23,727 because your leadership is clearly questionable. 229 00:09:23,729 --> 00:09:25,729 Okay, you're not in the club. 230 00:09:25,731 --> 00:09:27,733 Ha! I win. Wait. 231 00:09:34,031 --> 00:09:36,573 - Aren't you gonna call them back? - No. 232 00:09:36,575 --> 00:09:38,117 It's this old lady. She keeps getting me 233 00:09:38,119 --> 00:09:40,369 to run her errands and do her chores. 234 00:09:40,371 --> 00:09:41,745 You don't even do that here. 235 00:09:41,747 --> 00:09:43,372 I know. 236 00:09:43,374 --> 00:09:45,117 She's not your grandma. 237 00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:47,044 Just call her back and say no. 238 00:09:48,045 --> 00:09:49,755 You're right. 239 00:09:51,215 --> 00:09:52,842 Thanks again. 240 00:09:52,843 --> 00:09:54,550 Uh-huh. 241 00:09:54,552 --> 00:09:56,760 What're you gonna do with all these plants? 242 00:09:56,762 --> 00:09:58,595 Put them in my garden. 243 00:09:58,597 --> 00:10:01,058 Sounds like a lot of work. 244 00:10:03,667 --> 00:10:05,227 Aw, man. 245 00:10:06,505 --> 00:10:08,771 So, why are you taking me instead of Dale? 246 00:10:08,774 --> 00:10:11,108 Well, last time he and I went casino hopping, 247 00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:12,776 it didn't work out too hot. 248 00:10:12,778 --> 00:10:14,945 'Cause he proposed and you said no? 249 00:10:14,947 --> 00:10:17,499 - Why would he tell you that?! - Hey, 250 00:10:17,502 --> 00:10:20,409 don't feel bad. I'm the dummy that said yes to him. 251 00:10:20,411 --> 00:10:22,286 Well, I guess you got a point there. 252 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:24,245 Oh! 253 00:10:24,247 --> 00:10:26,915 Turn it up. I love that song. 254 00:10:26,917 --> 00:10:29,585 ? Crazy ? 255 00:10:29,587 --> 00:10:34,131 ? I'm crazy for feeling ? 256 00:10:34,133 --> 00:10:35,966 ? So lonely ? 257 00:10:35,968 --> 00:10:39,470 You know, they got karaoke at the lounge. 258 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:43,807 ? I'm crazy ? 259 00:10:43,809 --> 00:10:47,939 ? Crazy for feeling ? 260 00:10:47,942 --> 00:10:50,314 ? So blue ? 261 00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:51,403 Wow. 262 00:10:51,406 --> 00:10:53,609 That's some voice you got. 263 00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:54,945 Thank you. 264 00:11:02,995 --> 00:11:05,496 Sheldon, why are you at my desk? 265 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:08,791 I like your keyboard. The ones at the library are too clacky. 266 00:11:08,793 --> 00:11:10,959 - I thought you were going to join a club. - I tried, 267 00:11:10,961 --> 00:11:12,572 but they each had their own problems. 268 00:11:12,575 --> 00:11:14,630 By chance, were any of those problems you? 269 00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:16,799 You're so funny. I missed this. 270 00:11:16,801 --> 00:11:18,967 Would you like your seat back? 271 00:11:18,969 --> 00:11:20,137 Yes. 272 00:11:21,305 --> 00:11:23,180 I'd also like my office back. 273 00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:24,715 What do you mean? 274 00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:27,851 Son, you can't just hang out here whenever you want. 275 00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:29,645 Why not? We're friends. 276 00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:32,147 No. I'm a professor, you're a student. 277 00:11:32,149 --> 00:11:33,482 I'm 68, you're 11. 278 00:11:33,484 --> 00:11:35,173 Do you see where I'm headed here? 279 00:11:35,176 --> 00:11:36,860 Nope. 280 00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:38,821 Sheldon, I've tried to be nice about this, 281 00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:39,988 but you're just not taking 282 00:11:39,990 --> 00:11:41,447 the hint. If you have questions 283 00:11:41,450 --> 00:11:43,181 about class, I'm here. 284 00:11:43,184 --> 00:11:46,205 Otherwise, please leave me alone. 285 00:11:48,707 --> 00:11:50,665 Uh, I understand. 286 00:11:50,668 --> 00:11:52,545 Thank you. 287 00:12:04,013 --> 00:12:06,700 I'm hurt Dr. Linkletter doesn't want me as a friend. 288 00:12:06,703 --> 00:12:08,078 Understandable. 289 00:12:08,081 --> 00:12:09,475 I'm also angry. 290 00:12:09,478 --> 00:12:11,270 I don't like having two feelings at once. 291 00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:12,396 It's annoying. 292 00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:14,398 Great, annoyed. That's three. 293 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,316 I thought you were gonna join a club. 294 00:12:16,318 --> 00:12:18,610 Too bad there isn't a Dr. Linkletter Haters Club. 295 00:12:18,612 --> 00:12:20,279 I would join that in a heartbeat. 296 00:12:20,281 --> 00:12:22,489 Maybe I should start one. 297 00:12:22,491 --> 00:12:25,361 Starting your own club is an interesting idea. 298 00:12:25,364 --> 00:12:27,411 Maybe just not one based on, 299 00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:29,473 you know, hating someone. 300 00:12:29,476 --> 00:12:31,120 You started that group at church 301 00:12:31,123 --> 00:12:32,873 for parents who hate The Simpsons. 302 00:12:32,876 --> 00:12:35,251 It's not about hate. We just write letters 303 00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:36,753 to get it taken off the air. 304 00:12:36,755 --> 00:12:39,239 And it's gonna happen any day now. 305 00:12:39,242 --> 00:12:40,590 Ironically, 306 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:43,092 the only Simpson she did like was O.J. 307 00:12:43,095 --> 00:12:45,764 Time's funny that way. 308 00:12:46,914 --> 00:12:49,415 Whoever decided to put video poker 309 00:12:49,418 --> 00:12:51,286 in the bar is a genius. 310 00:12:51,289 --> 00:12:53,103 If they change the seats out to toilets, 311 00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:54,938 we'd never have to leave. 312 00:12:58,660 --> 00:13:02,370 So, what else has Dale told you about our relationship? 313 00:13:02,373 --> 00:13:03,872 You still hung up on that? 314 00:13:03,875 --> 00:13:05,309 Apparently. 315 00:13:05,312 --> 00:13:06,762 You know, I don't think he meant to. 316 00:13:06,765 --> 00:13:09,621 We were having a drink, and it just kind of slipped out. 317 00:13:09,624 --> 00:13:11,715 Y'all still go out drinking together? 318 00:13:11,718 --> 00:13:14,684 It was our grandson's elementary school graduation, 319 00:13:14,687 --> 00:13:16,062 so yeah. 320 00:13:16,065 --> 00:13:18,294 I didn't know y'all were that close. 321 00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:19,707 Are you jealous? 322 00:13:19,710 --> 00:13:20,840 No. 323 00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:22,007 Sounds like it. 324 00:13:22,009 --> 00:13:23,427 Well... 325 00:13:24,636 --> 00:13:27,746 You ever sleep with him after the divorce? 326 00:13:27,749 --> 00:13:29,241 Gross! No. 327 00:13:29,244 --> 00:13:31,744 That cranky bag of wrinkles is all yours. 328 00:13:31,747 --> 00:13:33,414 That's a comfort. 329 00:13:33,417 --> 00:13:35,127 I guess. 330 00:13:36,348 --> 00:13:38,007 Well, now that we're being honest, 331 00:13:38,010 --> 00:13:40,483 - can I ask you a question? - Sure. 332 00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:43,820 Do you regret saying no to Dale? 333 00:13:43,822 --> 00:13:46,156 No. 334 00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:48,036 There was a little pause there. 335 00:13:48,039 --> 00:13:50,326 There was not! 336 00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:51,536 Okay, I believe you. 337 00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:52,747 Thank you. 338 00:13:52,750 --> 00:13:54,038 You see how I paused? 339 00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:56,833 That means I was lying. 340 00:13:56,835 --> 00:13:58,270 Missy, 341 00:13:58,273 --> 00:14:00,440 has your social experience in middle school 342 00:14:00,443 --> 00:14:01,483 been going well? 343 00:14:01,486 --> 00:14:03,111 So good, it's nuts. 344 00:14:03,114 --> 00:14:05,075 Are you a member of any clubs? 345 00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:06,840 Well, in the cafeteria, we call our table 346 00:14:06,843 --> 00:14:08,718 Heather M. And the Funky Lunch Bunch. 347 00:14:08,721 --> 00:14:10,763 Well, I meant school-sanctioned clubs. 348 00:14:10,766 --> 00:14:13,004 The F.L.B. is a pretty big deal. 349 00:14:13,007 --> 00:14:14,317 I don't get why people think 350 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:17,176 that the social aspect of education is so important. 351 00:14:17,179 --> 00:14:20,388 Maybe 'cause the education aspect is so boring. 352 00:14:20,391 --> 00:14:22,016 But that's the whole point of school. 353 00:14:22,019 --> 00:14:23,801 Eh. I'll stick with being popular. 354 00:14:23,804 --> 00:14:25,248 I'd like to point out 355 00:14:25,251 --> 00:14:27,325 that one of us has a Nobel Prize. 356 00:14:27,328 --> 00:14:30,199 All the other one has is a loving family and friends, 357 00:14:30,202 --> 00:14:33,301 which I also have. Boy, did I win! 358 00:14:37,876 --> 00:14:41,545 This is it. I'm done. 359 00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:42,713 Oh, hi. 360 00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,258 You must be Georgie. 361 00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:45,645 Uh, yeah. 362 00:14:45,648 --> 00:14:48,551 My nana says you've been taking such good care of her. 363 00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:50,721 You're so sweet. 364 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:53,059 Thanks, but she's the sweet one. 365 00:14:53,062 --> 00:14:54,728 Isn't she? 366 00:14:54,731 --> 00:14:57,226 Nana, Georgie's here! 367 00:14:57,229 --> 00:14:59,730 Ask him if he wants to stay for dinner. 368 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,942 I'm free. What're we having? 369 00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:06,618 ? Tender love is blind ? 370 00:15:06,621 --> 00:15:09,906 ? It requires a dedication ? 371 00:15:09,908 --> 00:15:12,075 ? All this love we feel ? 372 00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:13,871 ? It needs no conversation ? 373 00:15:13,874 --> 00:15:17,598 ? Ride it together, uh-huh ? 374 00:15:17,601 --> 00:15:19,915 ? From... love with each other ? 375 00:15:19,918 --> 00:15:21,251 ? Uh-huh ? 376 00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:23,418 ? Islands in the stream ? 377 00:15:23,421 --> 00:15:25,422 ? That is what we are ? 378 00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:27,507 ? No one in between ? 379 00:15:27,509 --> 00:15:29,593 ? How can we be wrong? ? 380 00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:31,746 ? Sail away with me ? 381 00:15:31,749 --> 00:15:34,208 ? To another world ? 382 00:15:34,211 --> 00:15:38,046 ? And we rely on each other, uh-huh ? 383 00:15:38,049 --> 00:15:41,937 ? From one lover to another, uh-huh ? 384 00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:43,523 We sound good! 385 00:15:43,525 --> 00:15:44,950 One of us does. 386 00:15:44,953 --> 00:15:46,106 The next day, 387 00:15:46,109 --> 00:15:48,277 I set out to start my own club. 388 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:51,073 It involved science, education 389 00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:55,285 and all the glitz and glamour of show business. 390 00:15:55,287 --> 00:15:58,121 All I had to do was sit back 391 00:15:58,123 --> 00:16:02,711 and wait for my new Proton posse to come rolling in. 392 00:16:09,601 --> 00:16:11,840 Greetings, fellow Professor Proton fan. 393 00:16:11,843 --> 00:16:13,340 Oh, I thought this room was empty. 394 00:16:13,343 --> 00:16:14,981 Well, it's not. This is a meeting 395 00:16:14,984 --> 00:16:17,264 of the Professor Proton Appreciation Club. 396 00:16:17,267 --> 00:16:19,309 Would you like to fill out an application? 397 00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:21,311 I'm just looking for someplace quiet. 398 00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:22,637 I understand. 399 00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:24,770 Well, it doesn't look like anyone's gonna show up, 400 00:16:24,773 --> 00:16:28,650 so if you would like to read here, you're welcome to. 401 00:16:28,653 --> 00:16:30,363 Okay. 402 00:16:33,081 --> 00:16:34,618 I was only starting this club 403 00:16:34,621 --> 00:16:36,867 because my mother wanted me to make some friends. 404 00:16:36,870 --> 00:16:38,317 Not just her. 405 00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:39,819 It started with my physics professor, 406 00:16:39,822 --> 00:16:41,809 Dr. Linkletter, who I thought was my friend 407 00:16:41,812 --> 00:16:44,000 - but then decided... - Are you gonna keep talking? 408 00:16:44,002 --> 00:16:46,075 I-I've got a book. 409 00:16:46,078 --> 00:16:49,036 That day, the Read in Silence Club was born. 410 00:16:49,039 --> 00:16:51,481 Its members were me and my new friend... 411 00:16:51,484 --> 00:16:52,645 What's your name? 412 00:16:52,648 --> 00:16:53,854 Shh. 413 00:16:53,857 --> 00:16:56,739 And my new friend, that guy. 414 00:17:05,816 --> 00:17:07,901 Make it stop. 415 00:17:09,387 --> 00:17:11,089 Oh. 416 00:17:12,822 --> 00:17:14,786 Who the hell is this? 417 00:17:14,789 --> 00:17:16,956 Hey. Morning, sunshine. 418 00:17:16,959 --> 00:17:19,126 What time is it? 419 00:17:19,129 --> 00:17:21,192 2:00 in the afternoon. 420 00:17:21,195 --> 00:17:22,504 Really? 421 00:17:22,507 --> 00:17:25,416 Well, I mean, you had a wild night singing 422 00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:27,153 - and everything. - How do you know that? 423 00:17:27,156 --> 00:17:29,212 - You called me at 3:00 in the morning. - Do you remember 424 00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:31,047 me calling Dale last night? 425 00:17:31,049 --> 00:17:32,379 No. 426 00:17:32,382 --> 00:17:35,050 Do it! Call him! Do it! 427 00:17:35,053 --> 00:17:38,221 - Call him! - And I know exactly what I'm gonna say. 428 00:17:39,349 --> 00:17:40,557 What'd I say? 429 00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:41,727 You don't remember? 430 00:17:42,579 --> 00:17:43,911 And then I lost 431 00:17:43,914 --> 00:17:46,395 $20 at the video poker bar, 432 00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:48,415 and then we sang karaoke. 433 00:17:48,418 --> 00:17:49,692 Tell him about the shrimp. 434 00:17:49,695 --> 00:17:52,526 We went to the all-you-can-eat buffet, 435 00:17:52,529 --> 00:17:55,572 you know, and they had these jumbo shrimp. 436 00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:57,074 And, I mean, they weren't 437 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,337 just saying they were jumbo. 438 00:17:59,340 --> 00:18:00,869 So big! 439 00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:02,788 Are you gonna tell me what I said or not? 440 00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:06,583 Hell no. I'm having too much fun. 441 00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:07,711 I hate you. 442 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,839 I can live with that. 443 00:18:16,051 --> 00:18:22,653 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - ... www.Addic7ed.com ...