1 00:00:18,689 --> 00:00:21,958 Oof, I feel silly. They're not gonna let us in! 2 00:00:22,248 --> 00:00:25,354 Will you just come on. you gotta loosen up, Mr. Adler. 3 00:00:25,379 --> 00:00:28,674 But this is the most popular place in town right now! 4 00:00:28,699 --> 00:00:30,147 We can get in! 5 00:00:30,172 --> 00:00:31,972 Just comb your hair, you know, look your best. 6 00:00:32,068 --> 00:00:33,413 I can get us in. 7 00:00:34,083 --> 00:00:37,927 _ 8 00:00:38,758 --> 00:00:41,245 Come on, man. We've been waiting for hours! 9 00:00:42,689 --> 00:00:44,529 You guys have plenty of vaccinations in there, 10 00:00:44,554 --> 00:00:45,896 just let us in, man. 11 00:00:46,061 --> 00:00:49,021 55 and older and first responders only. 12 00:00:49,046 --> 00:00:51,354 On, uh, hey, uh, we'd like to get in there 13 00:00:51,379 --> 00:00:53,191 and get some vaccinations, mkay. 14 00:00:53,216 --> 00:00:54,561 Are you on the list? 15 00:00:54,586 --> 00:00:56,310 Well, no, I'm not on the list. 16 00:00:56,413 --> 00:00:58,180 I tried to get on the list. 17 00:00:58,326 --> 00:01:00,641 I sat on my computer 30 nights in a row 18 00:01:00,666 --> 00:01:02,516 trying to make a vaccination appointment 19 00:01:02,541 --> 00:01:04,285 and get on the God damn list. 20 00:01:04,310 --> 00:01:06,986 Look the thing is we are school faculty, mkay. 21 00:01:07,011 --> 00:01:08,112 You gotta let us in! 22 00:01:08,137 --> 00:01:09,664 No, no, you have to let in people 23 00:01:09,689 --> 00:01:11,183 with health issues first! 24 00:01:11,208 --> 00:01:14,490 I am a chain smoker and my wife is 39 pounds overweight! 25 00:01:14,515 --> 00:01:16,568 I have a compromised immune system! 26 00:01:16,593 --> 00:01:19,526 I have genital warts, and I will show them to you! 27 00:01:19,551 --> 00:01:22,981 Over 55, first responders and Group 2B only! 28 00:01:23,006 --> 00:01:24,216 Now beat it! 29 00:01:24,241 --> 00:01:27,009 Hey, hey, man, I'm a friend of Dan Roberts... 30 00:01:27,034 --> 00:01:28,741 he's a dental assistant in conifer... 31 00:01:28,766 --> 00:01:31,257 Get the fuck outta here. I said you're not gettin' in! 32 00:01:31,282 --> 00:01:32,457 You're wastin your time! 33 00:01:32,482 --> 00:01:33,940 Oh, hello, ma'am. Right this way. 34 00:01:35,715 --> 00:01:38,285 79, bitch-esssss! 35 00:01:38,388 --> 00:01:39,629 - Booooo! - You suck! 36 00:01:39,654 --> 00:01:41,715 You suck you stupid old people! 37 00:01:43,418 --> 00:01:49,558 credits 38 00:01:58,379 --> 00:02:00,344 Stan, Kyle, can you come over here real quick? 39 00:02:00,479 --> 00:02:01,824 Recess is almost over, dude. 40 00:02:01,896 --> 00:02:03,506 Just come here please, it's important. 41 00:02:07,953 --> 00:02:09,884 Hey, Kenny, I got the guys, okay? 42 00:02:10,167 --> 00:02:12,071 You wanna talk or you want me to talk? 43 00:02:12,096 --> 00:02:13,441 You can talk. 44 00:02:13,669 --> 00:02:15,457 You guys, Kenny and I are feeling like, 45 00:02:15,482 --> 00:02:17,184 even though things are supposedly getting better 46 00:02:17,209 --> 00:02:19,730 with the pandemic, we're more depressed than ever. 47 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,137 The four of us just seem really different towards each other 48 00:02:23,162 --> 00:02:25,328 and we're worried the past year has put 49 00:02:25,353 --> 00:02:26,720 a strain on our broship. 50 00:02:28,408 --> 00:02:30,320 Kenny was saying he wants to do everything he can 51 00:02:30,344 --> 00:02:32,112 to save the broship, and I agree with him. 52 00:02:32,137 --> 00:02:34,227 So we had a really positive talk about it during lunch, 53 00:02:34,252 --> 00:02:36,344 and Kenny shared some ideas of how maybe 54 00:02:36,369 --> 00:02:37,903 we can navigate through this, and I think 55 00:02:37,928 --> 00:02:39,715 we came up with a great idea. 56 00:02:39,942 --> 00:02:43,011 Okay, so, you know how chicks have periods right? 57 00:02:44,958 --> 00:02:46,413 - What? - It's true! 58 00:02:46,438 --> 00:02:48,571 Women have 'periods' where they bleed from their vagina. 59 00:02:48,596 --> 00:02:49,837 Remember earlier today, Stan, 60 00:02:49,862 --> 00:02:51,148 you said our teacher was wearing white? 61 00:02:51,172 --> 00:02:52,413 So when we talked I said to Kenny, 62 00:02:52,438 --> 00:02:53,781 Oh, what if teacher got her period?," 63 00:02:53,806 --> 00:02:55,354 which cheered us up a bit and then we realized 64 00:02:55,379 --> 00:02:56,979 today was hamburger day for lunch. 65 00:02:57,004 --> 00:02:58,423 There was lots of ketchup laying around. 66 00:02:58,448 --> 00:03:00,627 So me and Kenny snuck into the classroom during recess 67 00:03:00,652 --> 00:03:01,963 and put it on the teacher's chair, 68 00:03:01,988 --> 00:03:03,217 and now when we get back to class there's gonna be 69 00:03:03,241 --> 00:03:05,010 a bunch of ketchup on the teacher's chair and when 70 00:03:05,034 --> 00:03:07,079 she stands up it's gonna totally look like she got her period! 71 00:03:08,031 --> 00:03:10,000 It's going to be amazing, you guys. I'm so excited! 72 00:03:12,206 --> 00:03:14,551 Okay, class. Hope everyone had a good lunch. 73 00:03:16,604 --> 00:03:18,217 Okay, how did everyone do on their fractions? 74 00:03:18,241 --> 00:03:19,699 Are there any questions. 75 00:03:19,724 --> 00:03:21,518 I know the last few were a little tricky. 76 00:03:24,565 --> 00:03:25,561 Kyle, Kyle! 77 00:03:25,586 --> 00:03:28,172 Mrs. Nelson, I couldn't figure out number 14. 78 00:03:28,275 --> 00:03:31,130 Number 14. Okay. Well, let's look at it together. 79 00:03:33,653 --> 00:03:34,763 What? 80 00:03:35,349 --> 00:03:37,811 What? What is... what is this? 81 00:03:37,836 --> 00:03:39,802 Oh, my God. Teacher had her period! 82 00:03:39,827 --> 00:03:41,181 Gross! 83 00:03:41,206 --> 00:03:43,461 Kids, something must be wrong with me. 84 00:03:46,414 --> 00:03:47,911 Is this a prank? 85 00:03:48,058 --> 00:03:49,230 That's nasty, teacher. 86 00:03:49,255 --> 00:03:51,199 Don't have your period during class time! 87 00:03:51,699 --> 00:03:53,222 You think this is funny? 88 00:03:53,247 --> 00:03:56,308 I come here, and I risk my life to teach you? 89 00:03:56,333 --> 00:03:58,250 And I can't even get a vaccination because 90 00:03:58,275 --> 00:04:00,036 teachers aren't important enough?! 91 00:04:00,061 --> 00:04:02,872 And I get on the websites and can't even get a straight answer 92 00:04:02,897 --> 00:04:04,595 on when I'll get vaccinated?! 93 00:04:04,620 --> 00:04:06,172 Well, I'm over it! 94 00:04:06,197 --> 00:04:08,014 I can't do this anymore! 95 00:04:11,758 --> 00:04:14,586 You guys, I think that might have been the single most 96 00:04:14,611 --> 00:04:15,993 hilarious thing we've ever done. 97 00:04:17,222 --> 00:04:18,671 Which one should we post, you guys? 98 00:04:18,696 --> 00:04:20,320 Should we post the one where you can see the most blood 99 00:04:20,344 --> 00:04:21,527 on teacher's ass or the one where she makes 100 00:04:21,551 --> 00:04:22,689 the dumbest face? 101 00:04:22,847 --> 00:04:24,191 You're not posting anything! 102 00:04:24,241 --> 00:04:25,788 Do you have any idea what you've done? 103 00:04:25,813 --> 00:04:27,078 What do you mean, dude? 104 00:04:27,103 --> 00:04:28,954 Yeah, we finally get back to school and have some sense 105 00:04:28,979 --> 00:04:31,298 of normalcy and you guys make the teacher walk out! 106 00:04:31,344 --> 00:04:32,993 Hey, at least Kenny and I were doing something 107 00:04:33,018 --> 00:04:34,391 to try and get that spark back! 108 00:04:34,416 --> 00:04:35,765 You know 30 percent of broships 109 00:04:35,790 --> 00:04:37,238 didn't make it through the pandemic? 110 00:04:37,263 --> 00:04:39,183 What if they make us go back to remote learning?! 111 00:04:39,208 --> 00:04:40,977 I don't want to go back to being quarantined at home 112 00:04:41,002 --> 00:04:42,597 like some of the other kids still are! 113 00:04:42,965 --> 00:04:44,035 Hey, fellas! 114 00:04:44,060 --> 00:04:46,285 Anything fun happen at school today?! 115 00:04:46,310 --> 00:04:48,079 Yeah, you missed it! It was the best thing ever! 116 00:04:48,103 --> 00:04:49,493 We put ketchup in the teacher's seat 117 00:04:49,517 --> 00:04:50,957 and made her think it was her period! 118 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:53,758 Oh, my gosh! That sounds like so much fun! 119 00:04:53,862 --> 00:04:55,827 Yeah, pretty much greatest day of our lives. 120 00:04:55,852 --> 00:04:57,389 Do you guys know how hard it's going to be 121 00:04:57,413 --> 00:04:59,206 for them to find us a replacement teacher? 122 00:04:59,231 --> 00:05:00,576 It's not gonna be hard. 123 00:05:00,758 --> 00:05:01,976 They'll bring in some lame ass teacher 124 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:03,000 who's desperate to work. 125 00:05:03,034 --> 00:05:04,318 How bad can it be? 126 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:17,251 I'm back! 127 00:05:17,971 --> 00:05:20,024 Hey, South Park! I'm home! 128 00:05:20,532 --> 00:05:22,739 Holy shit, is that who I think it is? 129 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:24,793 Any luggage from below, sir? 130 00:05:24,818 --> 00:05:26,887 Oh, yes, I've got a lot of baggage! 131 00:05:29,137 --> 00:05:31,527 Hey! Hey, Valmer! How're ya doing?! 132 00:05:32,511 --> 00:05:34,128 Tucker! Lookin' good! 133 00:05:35,271 --> 00:05:37,613 Oh, it's so great to see everybody! 134 00:05:38,066 --> 00:05:39,980 Hey! Fuck you! 135 00:05:40,308 --> 00:05:42,066 Hey, hey, lookin' good, Thompson! 136 00:05:42,131 --> 00:05:44,683 Did your wife get that AIDS test?! 137 00:05:44,896 --> 00:05:48,355 You know, the simple truth is, teaching is my life. 138 00:05:48,473 --> 00:05:51,277 I'm just completely at home in the classroom. 139 00:05:51,470 --> 00:05:55,037 I realize that now more than ever after my little sabbatical. 140 00:05:55,344 --> 00:05:59,709 Yes... Your, sabbatical was somewhat controversial. 141 00:05:59,896 --> 00:06:01,768 Well, I just went through a little thing. 142 00:06:01,793 --> 00:06:04,181 You know, I... I realized I was gay. 143 00:06:04,299 --> 00:06:06,816 And then I realized I wasn't gay, I was a woman. 144 00:06:07,009 --> 00:06:08,975 And after I transitioned, I thought it was 145 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:10,978 a little mistake and then I went through a phase 146 00:06:11,003 --> 00:06:13,517 of being the President of the United States. 147 00:06:13,965 --> 00:06:16,216 Well, that is the problem, Mr. Garrison, 148 00:06:16,241 --> 00:06:19,655 as someone who previously identified as President, 149 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:21,417 there could be safety issues. 150 00:06:21,482 --> 00:06:22,862 Oh, that's not a problem. 151 00:06:22,887 --> 00:06:24,802 Anyone who has been President is assigned 152 00:06:24,827 --> 00:06:26,433 secret service for the rest of of their lives 153 00:06:26,458 --> 00:06:27,618 to keep them protected. 154 00:06:27,830 --> 00:06:29,105 Mr. Service! 155 00:06:31,324 --> 00:06:33,960 This is my private security, Mr. Service. 156 00:06:34,186 --> 00:06:35,210 Hello. 157 00:06:35,827 --> 00:06:38,137 Uh, thank you for your application, Mr. Garrison. 158 00:06:38,162 --> 00:06:41,457 We'll keep you in mind as a backup, but hopefully 159 00:06:41,482 --> 00:06:44,384 the vaccination process is going to start opening up. 160 00:06:48,896 --> 00:06:51,861 Come on, man, it's ridiculous that people can't get in. 161 00:06:51,886 --> 00:06:54,630 Yeah, you know, in Israel they vaccinate everybody. 162 00:06:54,655 --> 00:06:57,161 Israel's way cooler than this lame place! 163 00:06:57,551 --> 00:06:59,114 So then go to Israel. 164 00:06:59,139 --> 00:07:01,536 I tried... I couldn't get in. 165 00:07:02,689 --> 00:07:05,507 Tom, I'm outside of the hottest place in town, 166 00:07:05,532 --> 00:07:07,906 and what we'd like to do now is take you 167 00:07:07,931 --> 00:07:10,257 for an exclusive look inside. 168 00:07:10,791 --> 00:07:12,796 You're not getting in, pal. 169 00:07:13,407 --> 00:07:16,291 I'm actually willing to go inside and get a shot 170 00:07:16,316 --> 00:07:18,909 so that everyone can see just how safe it is. 171 00:07:18,934 --> 00:07:21,181 I said get lost, your not getting in. 172 00:07:21,206 --> 00:07:22,666 Get outta my face. 173 00:07:22,691 --> 00:07:24,541 Please give me a shot. 174 00:07:26,001 --> 00:07:28,039 Please, all I want is a shot. 175 00:07:29,310 --> 00:07:31,689 Just that one shot that could change everything. 176 00:07:31,714 --> 00:07:33,595 Everyone clear outta the way. 177 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:36,268 Clear the entrance. We have VIPs coming out. 178 00:07:36,293 --> 00:07:38,698 - Yeah! - That was great! 179 00:07:38,985 --> 00:07:41,181 Where to next, everybody?! 180 00:07:41,206 --> 00:07:44,364 That was our second shot. Let's go out to the bars! 181 00:07:44,389 --> 00:07:45,768 - Yeah! - Alright! 182 00:07:45,793 --> 00:07:47,275 Old people suck! 183 00:07:48,036 --> 00:07:49,112 Can't hear ya. 184 00:07:49,137 --> 00:07:51,595 Got too many antibodies in my ears! 185 00:07:59,517 --> 00:08:01,210 Hey there, Billy! 186 00:08:01,235 --> 00:08:03,890 Still gotta wear that mask, huh? 187 00:08:04,724 --> 00:08:06,862 We're all vaccinated now! 188 00:08:06,887 --> 00:08:10,479 I'm gonna go out to the bars and get some pussy! 189 00:08:10,661 --> 00:08:13,247 Yeahhhh! 190 00:08:13,272 --> 00:08:14,737 Okay, grandpa. 191 00:08:14,888 --> 00:08:18,161 Sayyy... When are they gonna vaccinate you kids? 192 00:08:18,186 --> 00:08:20,911 Oh, yeah! You're last! 193 00:08:24,238 --> 00:08:27,488 Have fun social distancing, loser! 194 00:08:33,354 --> 00:08:36,240 Hey, broships. You ready for some substitute teacher action? 195 00:08:36,275 --> 00:08:37,568 This should be fun! 196 00:08:37,663 --> 00:08:39,052 Hey, kids! 197 00:08:39,820 --> 00:08:42,091 Guess who's baaaaaaaaack? 198 00:08:42,648 --> 00:08:43,958 Oh no! 199 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,878 - Eww! - Yuck! 200 00:08:46,103 --> 00:08:49,941 Well, I know you've all had a lot of time off this past year. 201 00:08:50,034 --> 00:08:51,566 Oh, dear Christ, what have we done? 202 00:08:51,620 --> 00:08:54,034 But it's time to get you all back on track. 203 00:08:54,137 --> 00:08:57,850 Now, I expect discipline and respect in this classroom... 204 00:08:57,875 --> 00:09:01,634 both to me and your new teachers assistant, Mr. Service. 205 00:09:01,719 --> 00:09:03,810 Hand these papers out, Mr. Service. 206 00:09:10,625 --> 00:09:12,696 Nice going, you dumb cocks! 207 00:09:12,992 --> 00:09:14,829 Stupid assholes! 208 00:09:14,959 --> 00:09:16,848 You guys are dicks. 209 00:09:17,448 --> 00:09:19,241 Wow, people are really pissed at us for doing 210 00:09:19,266 --> 00:09:20,646 the period joke, you guys. 211 00:09:20,671 --> 00:09:23,112 Why do people think we all did the period joke? 212 00:09:23,137 --> 00:09:24,894 Well, because I told them we all did. 213 00:09:24,919 --> 00:09:27,136 People know we're bros and that we do everything together! 214 00:09:27,161 --> 00:09:29,039 You guys are gonna go and tell everyone 215 00:09:29,064 --> 00:09:30,464 the truth about who's fault this is! 216 00:09:30,489 --> 00:09:31,689 I didn't do anything! 217 00:09:31,793 --> 00:09:33,250 That's right, Kyle, you did nothing. 218 00:09:33,275 --> 00:09:34,941 You knew about the prank, you could have stopped it 219 00:09:34,965 --> 00:09:36,758 at any time, but you didn't say a word. 220 00:09:36,862 --> 00:09:39,233 - Silence is violence, Kyle. - What?! Dude! 221 00:09:39,258 --> 00:09:41,457 Are you just gonna stand there and listen to this crap?! 222 00:09:41,482 --> 00:09:42,793 I don't even know what to do! 223 00:09:42,896 --> 00:09:44,148 If you ask me, this this whole pandemic 224 00:09:44,172 --> 00:09:45,696 has been a giant waste of time! 225 00:09:46,655 --> 00:09:47,915 Oh, my God... 226 00:09:47,940 --> 00:09:50,111 Maybe our broship didn't survive. 227 00:09:50,310 --> 00:09:52,000 Will you shut up about that!? 228 00:09:52,025 --> 00:09:54,415 Nobody cares about your stupid broship! 229 00:10:00,413 --> 00:10:02,254 And now you've made Kenny cry. 230 00:10:09,070 --> 00:10:09,991 Nope... 231 00:10:10,724 --> 00:10:11,671 Nope... 232 00:10:12,239 --> 00:10:13,233 Nope... 233 00:10:13,261 --> 00:10:15,020 I don't see you anywhere on the list. 234 00:10:15,413 --> 00:10:18,275 It's 'Gnomes', 'Underpants Gnomes'. 235 00:10:18,300 --> 00:10:20,088 We are essential workers! 236 00:10:20,113 --> 00:10:23,147 Yeah, yeah. Get in line with the rest of us! 237 00:10:23,172 --> 00:10:25,666 Is anybody here actually on the list?! 238 00:10:25,896 --> 00:10:30,247 Uh, yes it's uh, Tom, Fireman Tom, mkay. 239 00:10:30,551 --> 00:10:32,285 Will you fucking get lost, pal? 240 00:10:32,310 --> 00:10:33,734 I don't know what you're talking about! 241 00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:35,458 - Alright, that's it. - I'm a hero of the community. 242 00:10:35,482 --> 00:10:36,997 I'm Fireman Tom! 243 00:10:38,768 --> 00:10:41,531 - Yeahhhh! - Partyyyy! 244 00:10:44,734 --> 00:10:46,147 Okay, let's see... 245 00:10:46,172 --> 00:10:48,717 Scissors, paper, glue, ah, some good old fashioned 246 00:10:48,742 --> 00:10:51,164 number 2 pencils. That's what my students need. 247 00:10:51,309 --> 00:10:52,784 Mr. Service, can you grab a couple boxes 248 00:10:52,817 --> 00:10:54,058 of those pencils over there? 249 00:10:56,517 --> 00:10:57,862 Would you look at that? 250 00:10:57,887 --> 00:10:59,634 He ruined our entire country 251 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,866 and now he's just back like nothing happened. 252 00:11:02,068 --> 00:11:04,079 Okay, I think that's all the school supplies we need. 253 00:11:04,103 --> 00:11:07,168 Let's grab some healthy snacks for the class snack basket. 254 00:11:12,567 --> 00:11:13,871 Oh, I see. 255 00:11:13,896 --> 00:11:16,910 Look, every one, there's a gay man shopping! 256 00:11:17,146 --> 00:11:19,526 I happen to be the only teacher brave enough 257 00:11:19,551 --> 00:11:22,066 to teach your kids right now, so you better all 258 00:11:22,091 --> 00:11:24,126 get real woke real fast! 259 00:11:24,151 --> 00:11:25,761 Come on, Mr. Service! 260 00:11:28,275 --> 00:11:29,965 Uh, hey! Excuse me?! 261 00:11:30,169 --> 00:11:33,568 Hey, uh, I'm not sure if you remember me. Bob White? 262 00:11:33,664 --> 00:11:36,388 I just want you to know I was always on your side. 263 00:11:36,413 --> 00:11:40,108 In fact, all of us Whites were really on your side. 264 00:11:40,655 --> 00:11:42,940 Look, I'm just a teacher. Okay? 265 00:11:43,043 --> 00:11:45,043 Just a teacher, I'm shopping for my class. 266 00:11:45,068 --> 00:11:48,137 So, look, uh, what are we supposed to do now? 267 00:11:48,162 --> 00:11:50,285 You know, I'm a follower of QAnon. 268 00:11:50,467 --> 00:11:52,639 What are we supposed to do to stop the vaccinations? 269 00:11:52,664 --> 00:11:54,457 They're vaccinating people right now, 270 00:11:54,561 --> 00:11:56,354 seeding people with their microchips! 271 00:11:56,535 --> 00:11:58,018 Surely, you have a plan?! 272 00:11:58,043 --> 00:12:00,019 We're on the Internet every night waiting for word. 273 00:12:00,044 --> 00:12:02,423 The word is get a fucking life, jackass! 274 00:12:02,502 --> 00:12:04,157 Blow shit out your dickhole! 275 00:12:07,758 --> 00:12:09,379 Did you hear that, honey? 276 00:12:09,404 --> 00:12:12,068 He said 'shit... out your dickhole'... 277 00:12:12,827 --> 00:12:15,013 He's trying to give us some kind of signal. 278 00:12:18,274 --> 00:12:19,889 Think my life doesn't matter!? 279 00:12:19,914 --> 00:12:21,285 I show you what matters! 280 00:12:21,310 --> 00:12:23,009 Counselors matter. That's what matters. 281 00:12:23,034 --> 00:12:24,954 Let's just see how your God damn school functions 282 00:12:24,979 --> 00:12:26,772 without a God damn counselor! 283 00:12:28,103 --> 00:12:29,517 Oh, God dammit. 284 00:12:31,034 --> 00:12:33,706 Hey! Hey, you damn old people! 285 00:12:36,827 --> 00:12:39,344 Stop doing donuts in the school parking lot! 286 00:12:39,369 --> 00:12:42,217 I said you old people need to... 287 00:12:47,862 --> 00:12:49,862 Fucking old people rubbing everyone's noses 288 00:12:49,887 --> 00:12:51,473 in their fun times! 289 00:12:52,541 --> 00:12:53,416 What?! 290 00:12:56,002 --> 00:12:58,172 I've been having a lot of problems with my friends. 291 00:12:58,275 --> 00:13:00,413 It just seems like the pandemic exposed problems 292 00:13:00,438 --> 00:13:01,886 we didn't even know were there. 293 00:13:02,068 --> 00:13:03,827 To be honest, I'm not sure that I even see 294 00:13:03,852 --> 00:13:05,438 a future with these guys. 295 00:13:07,862 --> 00:13:08,696 What?! 296 00:13:09,344 --> 00:13:10,586 Hey, Kenny. Guys? 297 00:13:10,611 --> 00:13:12,509 Guys, come on. You agreed to counseling. 298 00:13:13,767 --> 00:13:16,179 Hey, Mr. Mackey. We, uh, we've been having 299 00:13:16,204 --> 00:13:17,821 a lot of problems and um, we all 300 00:13:17,912 --> 00:13:20,416 want to work on our broship, don't we guys? 301 00:13:20,441 --> 00:13:21,526 - Yes. - Yes. 302 00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:23,332 You know this pandemic has been a pressure cooker, 303 00:13:23,357 --> 00:13:25,644 and we just feel like we're going through the brotions. You know? 304 00:13:25,669 --> 00:13:27,595 Because you guys pulled a prank and made 305 00:13:27,620 --> 00:13:29,148 the teacher leave, and now everybody hates us. 306 00:13:29,172 --> 00:13:31,137 Silence is violence, Kyle. Silence is violence. 307 00:13:31,162 --> 00:13:33,995 Guess what, boys? I don't care. 308 00:13:34,324 --> 00:13:37,541 I come here and I listen to you kids bitch about your stupid 309 00:13:37,566 --> 00:13:40,839 problems everyday, and I'm 50 years old! 310 00:13:40,931 --> 00:13:43,896 I could die tomorrow from this Covid shit! 311 00:13:43,921 --> 00:13:45,837 Please, Mr. Mackey, we just want to get 312 00:13:45,862 --> 00:13:47,631 our old teacher back for everybody, okay? 313 00:13:47,656 --> 00:13:50,009 Can you just tell her we're really, really sorry? 314 00:13:50,034 --> 00:13:51,865 It's not that simple. 315 00:13:51,974 --> 00:13:54,181 There's only one way you're getting your teacher back, 316 00:13:54,206 --> 00:13:57,313 and that's if teachers get their hands on the vaccine. 317 00:13:58,413 --> 00:13:59,845 How do we do that? 318 00:14:02,965 --> 00:14:04,553 There's a place in town... 319 00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:06,569 Very hard to get into. 320 00:14:07,103 --> 00:14:08,686 Very exclusive. 321 00:14:09,758 --> 00:14:10,793 Walgreens. 322 00:14:11,327 --> 00:14:13,551 I've tried to get in many times... 323 00:14:13,655 --> 00:14:15,845 Dressed like a fireman, mkay. 324 00:14:16,204 --> 00:14:18,173 Dressed like a little ol' lady, 325 00:14:18,576 --> 00:14:20,775 but they got security up the ass. 326 00:14:21,298 --> 00:14:24,127 You find a way inside, get all the vaccines you can 327 00:14:24,152 --> 00:14:25,407 and bring them here to the school. 328 00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:28,969 You do that, and you just might get your teacher back. 329 00:14:29,347 --> 00:14:30,554 Mkay. 330 00:14:35,815 --> 00:14:38,675 My friends, these are very dangerous times. 331 00:14:38,827 --> 00:14:41,585 Our country's future is at a precipice. 332 00:14:41,862 --> 00:14:43,582 And that is why I have called together every 333 00:14:43,607 --> 00:14:45,766 QAnon follower in our town. 334 00:14:46,103 --> 00:14:48,797 Let's forget it, Bob. The bad guys won. 335 00:14:48,965 --> 00:14:51,379 I feel like someone pooped on my life. 336 00:14:51,482 --> 00:14:52,931 They didn't win! 337 00:14:52,956 --> 00:14:56,089 We just recently received a new coded message. 338 00:14:56,448 --> 00:14:58,344 You got a message from Q? 339 00:14:58,448 --> 00:15:00,034 Not from Q... 340 00:15:00,137 --> 00:15:01,862 From the chosen one. 341 00:15:03,653 --> 00:15:05,255 Yes, we saw him. 342 00:15:05,724 --> 00:15:07,842 In the produce section of the grocery store. 343 00:15:08,104 --> 00:15:09,656 And he said to me... 344 00:15:09,862 --> 00:15:12,522 "Blow shit our your dickhole". 345 00:15:13,206 --> 00:15:14,931 I immediately knew something was amiss, 346 00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:17,319 because one can't move feces 347 00:15:17,344 --> 00:15:19,137 through their penile urinary tract! 348 00:15:19,241 --> 00:15:22,228 So I've been going over it and over it and I realized... 349 00:15:22,344 --> 00:15:25,457 Blow shit out dick hole... BSDH. 350 00:15:25,482 --> 00:15:28,561 We all know what BS is, but DH? It didn't make sense. 351 00:15:28,586 --> 00:15:30,906 Until my wife reminded me that DH are the initials 352 00:15:30,931 --> 00:15:34,216 of David Harris, the anon from Akron, Ohio who said that 353 00:15:34,241 --> 00:15:37,620 the elite use Latin to send coded messages. 354 00:15:37,724 --> 00:15:40,689 Out your dick hole... Anno Yanis Domini Homme. 355 00:15:40,793 --> 00:15:43,448 Do what he does. 356 00:15:43,551 --> 00:15:45,620 The chosen is teaching now. 357 00:15:45,802 --> 00:15:48,457 He's taking Q's message straight to the children. 358 00:15:48,482 --> 00:15:51,007 And he wants us to do the same. 359 00:15:51,310 --> 00:15:53,103 We're supposed to be teachers? 360 00:15:53,206 --> 00:15:55,526 There's an incredible shortage of teachers right now. 361 00:15:55,551 --> 00:15:58,457 He's trying to tell us that this is our time to strike! 362 00:15:58,482 --> 00:16:00,620 The elite want to fuck with our kids? 363 00:16:00,645 --> 00:16:02,088 We'll fuck theirs! 364 00:16:08,119 --> 00:16:09,231 Hello, sir! 365 00:16:11,413 --> 00:16:13,269 - Who are you? - Oh, hey, hi. 366 00:16:13,294 --> 00:16:15,753 We're with the nonprofit service Kids for Kommunity. 367 00:16:15,778 --> 00:16:17,028 Both spelled with a K. 368 00:16:17,053 --> 00:16:19,526 Yeah, we assist senior citizens who need the vaccine, 369 00:16:19,551 --> 00:16:21,520 but then need help getting to the right place. 370 00:16:21,545 --> 00:16:22,981 Oh, really? 371 00:16:24,241 --> 00:16:26,448 That's pretty damn awesome you guys. 372 00:16:26,473 --> 00:16:29,042 I wish more people could be like the Kommunity Kidz. 373 00:16:29,293 --> 00:16:30,401 Go on in. 374 00:16:30,724 --> 00:16:32,517 - Heyyy! - Come on! 375 00:16:32,620 --> 00:16:35,065 Hey, I'm in Kommunity Kidz, too! 376 00:16:35,926 --> 00:16:37,788 Holy shit, dude. That was pretty easy! 377 00:16:37,813 --> 00:16:39,561 Yeah bros! Kommunity Kidz spelled with a K. 378 00:16:39,586 --> 00:16:40,862 Gets 'em every time. 379 00:16:40,965 --> 00:16:43,448 Alright, so where's my Goddamn money? 380 00:16:43,473 --> 00:16:46,025 - What?! - I told you I already got the vaccine. 381 00:16:46,050 --> 00:16:47,499 I'm doin' this for the cash! 382 00:16:47,524 --> 00:16:49,421 Yeah, but we already paid you. 383 00:16:49,446 --> 00:16:53,691 Oh, I must have Alzheimer's, I'm just an olllld lady. 384 00:16:53,965 --> 00:16:55,753 Pay again or I squeal! 385 00:16:55,778 --> 00:16:57,906 You God damn old bitch! 386 00:16:57,931 --> 00:16:59,631 - Just pay her, Cartman. - What?! 387 00:16:59,656 --> 00:17:01,240 Come on, the pharmacist is coming! 388 00:17:01,265 --> 00:17:02,837 This is becoming the most expensive period joke 389 00:17:02,862 --> 00:17:04,076 we ever did! 390 00:17:04,101 --> 00:17:06,377 Excuse me, what are you children doing in here? 391 00:17:06,402 --> 00:17:09,540 We're Kommunity Kidz. We help seniors get vaccinated. 392 00:17:09,565 --> 00:17:11,368 Oh, well that's very great. 393 00:17:11,393 --> 00:17:13,313 These boys are helping you, ma'am? 394 00:17:13,338 --> 00:17:16,009 Oh, actually I'm not sure. 395 00:17:16,034 --> 00:17:17,768 I have a little Alzheimer's. 396 00:17:17,793 --> 00:17:20,758 Might need a little more greenback to jar my memory. 397 00:17:20,783 --> 00:17:22,832 Oh, you fucking slut! 398 00:17:22,857 --> 00:17:25,558 This is why we keep old people in the back of the line! 399 00:17:25,620 --> 00:17:27,492 Cartman, just stick to the fucking plan! 400 00:17:27,517 --> 00:17:29,249 Oh, great, Kyle. Now he knows there's a plan! 401 00:17:29,274 --> 00:17:30,319 What plan?! 402 00:17:30,344 --> 00:17:32,448 They're lying about Kommunity Kidz! 403 00:17:32,473 --> 00:17:34,768 It's community with a C like normal?! 404 00:17:34,793 --> 00:17:36,137 Kenny, grab the vaccines! 405 00:17:36,660 --> 00:17:37,824 Run! 406 00:17:38,965 --> 00:17:40,527 Go, go, go, go! 407 00:17:41,105 --> 00:17:43,896 Hey... Kommunity Kidz have vaccines! 408 00:17:47,482 --> 00:17:49,679 For the last time, Ellen, I don't want our son 409 00:17:49,704 --> 00:17:51,290 going to that public school! 410 00:17:51,517 --> 00:17:53,492 Mr. Garrison is a terrible teacher, 411 00:17:53,517 --> 00:17:56,172 he has no grip on the classroom and he's the worst President 412 00:17:56,197 --> 00:17:57,423 we've ever had! 413 00:17:57,527 --> 00:17:59,699 But Scott has to go to school, dear. 414 00:17:59,724 --> 00:18:01,492 So we can get him a private tutor! 415 00:18:01,517 --> 00:18:04,103 We can't afford a private tutor, you know that. 416 00:18:04,128 --> 00:18:05,680 Hey, guys, what's the problem? 417 00:18:05,705 --> 00:18:07,806 It's that son of a bitch Mr. Garrison. 418 00:18:07,831 --> 00:18:09,762 He's gonna completely screw up our kids. 419 00:18:09,787 --> 00:18:12,054 Well, that's why we pulled Tweek out of school. 420 00:18:12,079 --> 00:18:13,212 Haven't you heard? 421 00:18:13,237 --> 00:18:15,310 There's a brand new private tutoring company 422 00:18:15,335 --> 00:18:17,348 that's fast and affordable! 423 00:18:17,721 --> 00:18:20,246 Has your child fallen behind in school? 424 00:18:20,637 --> 00:18:22,837 Do you feel like the government has failed you and your child 425 00:18:22,862 --> 00:18:24,229 during the time of Covid? 426 00:18:24,254 --> 00:18:27,565 Then call us! The tutors at Tutornon! 427 00:18:27,590 --> 00:18:29,322 Forget the classroom! 428 00:18:29,347 --> 00:18:31,815 Tutornon is bespoke learning that is straight 429 00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:33,932 from the Internet to your child. 430 00:18:34,335 --> 00:18:37,370 We sift through all the information on the Internet 431 00:18:37,395 --> 00:18:42,292 and present it to your child for a uniquely curated experience. 432 00:18:42,449 --> 00:18:46,480 Forget all the Zooms and masks and social distancing at school. 433 00:18:46,687 --> 00:18:49,929 Let Tutornon save your child. Literally! 434 00:18:50,103 --> 00:18:51,561 Contact Tutornon today! 435 00:18:51,586 --> 00:18:53,368 On Facebook, YouTube and Twitter! 436 00:18:55,068 --> 00:18:57,353 Alright, Scott. Your new tutor is here. 437 00:18:57,689 --> 00:19:00,985 Hey, there! Ready to get back on track with your schoolwork? 438 00:19:01,399 --> 00:19:02,540 I guess so. 439 00:19:02,565 --> 00:19:04,351 You better pay attention and listen to everything 440 00:19:04,376 --> 00:19:05,721 he has to teach you! 441 00:19:05,848 --> 00:19:07,485 We'll be great, thanks! 442 00:19:11,034 --> 00:19:13,241 Alright, sit down. We don't have much time! 443 00:19:13,344 --> 00:19:15,241 Tom Hanks and Oprah are just two at the very top 444 00:19:15,266 --> 00:19:16,802 of an elite group of people who control 445 00:19:16,827 --> 00:19:18,308 everything we see and do. 446 00:19:18,333 --> 00:19:20,954 They feed upon children in order to maintain their elite status, 447 00:19:20,979 --> 00:19:23,989 and that isn't the worst of it. Do you know what pedophilia is? 448 00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:26,160 - Here, let me show you. - Dad?! 449 00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:32,137 Tom, I'm standing outside the ultra-exclusive Walgreens 450 00:19:32,162 --> 00:19:34,714 where earlier today vaccines were taken 451 00:19:34,739 --> 00:19:37,843 by that group of young Robin Hoods, the Kommunity Kids. 452 00:19:37,868 --> 00:19:40,492 These brave kids have taken it into their own hands 453 00:19:40,517 --> 00:19:42,068 to get people a shot. 454 00:19:42,093 --> 00:19:45,130 That's all people want, just a shot, and these boys 455 00:19:45,155 --> 00:19:47,664 have made it so you just might get that shot. 456 00:19:47,689 --> 00:19:51,137 And have a chance at hope and some happiness in this... 457 00:19:51,241 --> 00:19:52,620 in this shit world... 458 00:19:52,645 --> 00:19:54,563 Okay, thank you, Chris. We'll get back... 459 00:19:54,588 --> 00:19:57,319 No! No, Fuck you, Tom, because Kommunity Kidz 460 00:19:57,344 --> 00:20:00,137 are just what this town and this world needed! 461 00:20:00,162 --> 00:20:03,147 And it's amazing that some kids took some God damn time 462 00:20:03,172 --> 00:20:05,009 to actually go out and do something. 463 00:20:05,034 --> 00:20:06,620 Fuck you, Tom. 464 00:20:10,379 --> 00:20:12,773 Alright, children. Let's take our seats. 465 00:20:13,070 --> 00:20:16,070 Today is standardized testing. 466 00:20:16,310 --> 00:20:18,699 We're going to make sure you lazy ducks have still been 467 00:20:18,724 --> 00:20:20,793 studying through this global pandemic. 468 00:20:20,950 --> 00:20:22,985 - Sir? - Yes, Mr. Service? 469 00:20:27,517 --> 00:20:29,279 Where the hell is everybody? 470 00:20:30,310 --> 00:20:32,724 I said where are my students?! 471 00:20:32,862 --> 00:20:34,862 Bebe! You always know where Wendy is! 472 00:20:34,887 --> 00:20:36,381 Where is she?! 473 00:20:36,724 --> 00:20:38,896 I think her parents pulled her out of school 474 00:20:38,921 --> 00:20:40,507 and got her a private tutor. 475 00:20:40,846 --> 00:20:42,467 A private tutor?! 476 00:20:42,492 --> 00:20:44,285 Why would they get a private tutor?! 477 00:20:44,458 --> 00:20:47,727 Um... I'm pretty sure it's because her parents hate you. 478 00:20:48,031 --> 00:20:49,617 What makes you think that?! 479 00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:51,622 Because I was talking to them about it... 480 00:20:51,928 --> 00:20:54,195 Because I hate you, too. 481 00:20:54,862 --> 00:20:58,103 I am tying to get things back to normal around here! 482 00:20:58,406 --> 00:21:00,337 Why is everyone acting like this?! 483 00:21:00,362 --> 00:21:02,394 Why is everyone against me?! 484 00:21:02,419 --> 00:21:03,695 I don't know, sir. 485 00:21:03,931 --> 00:21:05,251 I'm gonna get to the bottom of this! 486 00:21:05,275 --> 00:21:06,655 Come on Mr. Service! 487 00:21:11,936 --> 00:21:12,940 Hello? 488 00:21:12,965 --> 00:21:15,193 Hi, Mrs. Nelson. It's Eric Cartman! 489 00:21:15,451 --> 00:21:16,727 What do you want? 490 00:21:16,793 --> 00:21:18,793 Mrs. Nelson, we would like for you to come back 491 00:21:18,818 --> 00:21:20,232 to school tomorrow, because... 492 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:23,066 we have Covid-19 vaccinations! 493 00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:27,363 Really? You think I'm gonna let you prank me again? 494 00:21:27,758 --> 00:21:29,482 I heard you were the ones responsible 495 00:21:29,507 --> 00:21:31,024 for the period prank. 496 00:21:31,206 --> 00:21:33,802 And it was so uncalled for and so wrong. 497 00:21:33,827 --> 00:21:35,482 I mean, especially because we're guys. 498 00:21:35,507 --> 00:21:37,827 I mean, dudes sitting around coming up with period jokes, 499 00:21:37,852 --> 00:21:40,024 like, how old are we? Seriously? 500 00:21:40,206 --> 00:21:41,862 Yeah, I don't trust you. 501 00:21:41,965 --> 00:21:43,907 I'll just wait until the government decides teachers 502 00:21:43,931 --> 00:21:45,906 are important enough to get their vaccinations. 503 00:21:45,931 --> 00:21:47,320 You are so important. 504 00:21:47,345 --> 00:21:49,725 Which is why it was so not funny what we did. 505 00:21:49,758 --> 00:21:51,517 I mean, what is funny about 506 00:21:51,542 --> 00:21:53,561 blood coming out of a woman's vagina? 507 00:21:53,586 --> 00:21:56,974 Like, it's sexist, first of all, and you know what else? 508 00:21:56,999 --> 00:21:58,061 It's just lazy. 509 00:21:58,086 --> 00:21:59,671 Just dialing it in, that's what we were doing. 510 00:21:59,696 --> 00:22:01,179 We were just dialing it in. 511 00:22:01,629 --> 00:22:03,486 You better be at school tomorrow morning, 512 00:22:03,511 --> 00:22:05,713 and you better really have vaccinations. 513 00:22:05,767 --> 00:22:07,250 For all the teachers. 514 00:22:07,275 --> 00:22:10,088 Hey, we will be there. Period. 515 00:22:10,270 --> 00:22:12,684 Okay. Okay, cool. Bye. 516 00:22:12,906 --> 00:22:14,708 Did you guys hear what I said?! 517 00:22:14,733 --> 00:22:17,223 Why did you almost blow it at the very end, you idiot?! 518 00:22:17,278 --> 00:22:18,706 Relax. guys. She's gonna come. 519 00:22:18,731 --> 00:22:20,328 Will you please say something to him?! 520 00:22:20,353 --> 00:22:21,595 What the hell did I do?! 521 00:22:21,620 --> 00:22:23,862 You guys stop it! Stop it! 522 00:22:23,965 --> 00:22:26,448 ? This is my moment 523 00:22:26,551 --> 00:22:29,453 ? This is my tiiiiimmmeee... 524 00:22:29,758 --> 00:22:31,034 Hello?! 525 00:22:34,803 --> 00:22:36,916 ? I've got a dream to fulfill 526 00:22:36,941 --> 00:22:38,448 ? And all I need is a shot 527 00:22:38,627 --> 00:22:39,526 ? Please 528 00:22:39,551 --> 00:22:41,549 ? Please just gimme a shot! 529 00:22:42,103 --> 00:22:45,482 Listen, Kommunity Kidz! All I want is a shot! 530 00:22:45,724 --> 00:22:47,630 And you can gimme that shot! 531 00:22:47,655 --> 00:22:49,916 That one shot, that's all I need! 532 00:22:49,941 --> 00:22:51,975 All I want is a shot, too! 533 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:55,103 If I had a shot, I would make the most of it! 534 00:22:55,128 --> 00:22:56,871 - Gimme a shot! - I just wanna shot too! 535 00:22:56,896 --> 00:22:58,906 - Please I need a shot! - I gotta have the shot! 536 00:22:58,931 --> 00:23:00,586 ? If I just had a shot 537 00:23:00,611 --> 00:23:02,388 ? I would make it the best shot ? 538 00:23:02,413 --> 00:23:04,448 Wow, everyone just really wants a shot. 539 00:23:05,862 --> 00:23:07,423 Kommunity kids, please! 540 00:23:07,448 --> 00:23:10,915 If you just give me a shot, why, I could be somebody. 541 00:23:10,940 --> 00:23:12,733 I could go out to fancy restaurants 542 00:23:12,758 --> 00:23:14,172 like all them old people. 543 00:23:14,275 --> 00:23:16,103 And eat shrimp as big as my head! 544 00:23:16,284 --> 00:23:18,604 Hey, you're not taking my shot! This is my shot! 545 00:23:18,629 --> 00:23:20,664 I... I have to have this shot! 546 00:23:23,275 --> 00:23:25,548 Grab the vaccines. I think we better get outta here. 547 00:23:30,691 --> 00:23:32,310 This is a fact... 548 00:23:32,589 --> 00:23:34,871 We are all being controlled by an elite, 549 00:23:34,896 --> 00:23:37,344 wealthy and privileged few. 550 00:23:37,819 --> 00:23:39,837 When Jeffrey Epstein, the billionaire, 551 00:23:39,862 --> 00:23:41,661 was found guilty of sex trafficking, 552 00:23:41,686 --> 00:23:44,275 he was set to squeal on all the elites in Hollywood 553 00:23:44,300 --> 00:23:47,748 and in Washington who used his child sex services... 554 00:23:48,634 --> 00:23:52,212 But Epstein was found dead in his cell from "suicide." 555 00:23:52,494 --> 00:23:55,494 Why do the elites want children from sex traffickers? 556 00:23:55,629 --> 00:23:57,043 Adrenochrome. 557 00:23:57,068 --> 00:23:59,354 It is harvested from children for a euphoric 558 00:23:59,379 --> 00:24:01,241 and life-enhancing benefit. 559 00:24:01,344 --> 00:24:04,758 This satanic cabal of Hollywood and political elites 560 00:24:04,783 --> 00:24:06,300 all need the adrenochrome to maintain 561 00:24:06,325 --> 00:24:08,256 their positions of power. 562 00:24:08,501 --> 00:24:11,915 And they will continue to do so until we stand up against them. 563 00:24:14,265 --> 00:24:16,788 Now, do you have any questions, Craig? 564 00:24:19,389 --> 00:24:21,423 So does Oprah drink the same blood as Obama 565 00:24:21,448 --> 00:24:22,896 or is it usually a different kid? 566 00:24:23,079 --> 00:24:24,975 It's kids from all over the world. 567 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:28,137 Now ...'s time for me to tell you the biggest thing 568 00:24:28,162 --> 00:24:31,586 that the Hollywood elites don't want you to know... Okay. 569 00:24:31,611 --> 00:24:33,902 Alright, just what the hell do you think you're doing?! 570 00:24:34,738 --> 00:24:36,112 Go tutor someone else! 571 00:24:36,137 --> 00:24:38,457 You think you can take my students from my classroom?! 572 00:24:38,482 --> 00:24:41,517 Oh, my God! It's you! 573 00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:43,112 That's right it's me! 574 00:24:43,137 --> 00:24:45,206 The head teacher at South Park Elementary! 575 00:24:45,231 --> 00:24:47,147 And this is what I think of private tutors! 576 00:24:47,172 --> 00:24:48,852 Get her, Mr. Service! 577 00:24:51,199 --> 00:24:53,492 Now who's in charge of all you tutors?! 578 00:24:53,517 --> 00:24:55,246 It's ...'s secret... 579 00:24:55,491 --> 00:24:57,019 Choke her out, Mr. Service! 580 00:24:57,044 --> 00:24:58,492 No! Please! 581 00:24:58,517 --> 00:25:01,206 Who started this bogus tutoring company?! 582 00:25:01,310 --> 00:25:02,793 It was... It... 583 00:25:02,896 --> 00:25:04,022 I'm listening! 584 00:25:04,047 --> 00:25:07,522 It was... the Whitessss. 585 00:25:11,989 --> 00:25:13,235 The Whites? 586 00:25:14,217 --> 00:25:16,388 That guy was harassing me at the grocery store. 587 00:25:16,530 --> 00:25:19,048 Come on, Mr. Service! Time to deal with the Whites! 588 00:25:23,012 --> 00:25:25,918 I guess 2021 is gonna be just like 2020. 589 00:25:32,044 --> 00:25:33,837 - All good? - I don't see anybody. 590 00:25:33,862 --> 00:25:35,838 I think we're safe here until school starts in the morning. 591 00:25:35,862 --> 00:25:37,492 We're actually gonna sleep here? 592 00:25:37,591 --> 00:25:38,871 I don't see what choice we have. 593 00:25:38,896 --> 00:25:41,103 - Oh, my God. - What? 594 00:25:41,285 --> 00:25:44,570 - You guys, oh, my God, seriously. - What? 595 00:25:44,595 --> 00:25:47,398 - You guys know Mr. Lawson? Jenny Lawson's dad? - Yeah? 596 00:25:47,423 --> 00:25:50,630 He's offering us 2,000 bucks for a vaccination. 597 00:25:50,822 --> 00:25:51,975 What are you doing? 598 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,312 Dude, people really want their shot. 599 00:25:53,337 --> 00:25:55,087 I'm asking around to see what they're willing to pay for it. 600 00:25:55,112 --> 00:25:56,742 I'm a little Harvey Weinstein. 601 00:25:56,767 --> 00:25:59,259 We are giving these to the teachers at the school! 602 00:25:59,284 --> 00:26:01,388 Kyle, this is what our broship needs! 603 00:26:01,413 --> 00:26:03,519 We can sell these and go on vacations together, 604 00:26:03,544 --> 00:26:04,966 go to shows and theme parks! 605 00:26:04,991 --> 00:26:07,848 What the broship needs is for us to do the right thing 606 00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:10,458 and fix the problem of everyone hating us! 607 00:26:11,161 --> 00:26:12,330 Right, Stan? 608 00:26:12,621 --> 00:26:15,001 I say we take the vaccines ourselves. 609 00:26:15,034 --> 00:26:16,561 I mean, why are us kids last? 610 00:26:16,586 --> 00:26:17,906 This whole pandemic has been about 611 00:26:17,931 --> 00:26:19,219 what's doing best for adults. 612 00:26:19,244 --> 00:26:21,216 Maybe for the broship we do what's best for us. 613 00:26:21,241 --> 00:26:23,206 What's best for us is thousands of dollars. 614 00:26:23,231 --> 00:26:24,438 That's always what's best! 615 00:26:24,682 --> 00:26:26,199 You guys are being selfish! 616 00:26:26,241 --> 00:26:28,044 You're not thinking about what's best for the broship. 617 00:26:28,068 --> 00:26:29,862 You're thinking about what's best for you. 618 00:26:29,965 --> 00:26:31,458 We did all this because we wanted to fix 619 00:26:31,482 --> 00:26:33,000 the damage of the period prank. 620 00:26:33,103 --> 00:26:35,768 That means taking these to the school tomorrow morning 621 00:26:35,793 --> 00:26:37,310 for our teachers. 622 00:26:37,413 --> 00:26:38,906 I'm gonna put these somewhere safe 623 00:26:38,931 --> 00:26:41,516 so nobody gets tempted to do the wrong thing! 624 00:26:41,826 --> 00:26:43,561 I don't know why you don't stand up to him more, 625 00:26:43,586 --> 00:26:44,793 it's really disappointing. 626 00:26:50,586 --> 00:26:51,827 Oh, crap. 627 00:26:51,931 --> 00:26:54,379 Hey, Dad. Look, I'm okay. 628 00:26:54,482 --> 00:26:56,303 I won't be home until tomorrow 'cause... 629 00:26:56,350 --> 00:26:58,181 Well, I'm doing something really important. 630 00:26:58,206 --> 00:26:59,700 Oh, okay, Kyle. Sounds good! 631 00:26:59,725 --> 00:27:00,693 Thanks, buddy! 632 00:27:01,967 --> 00:27:03,526 You're not... worried? 633 00:27:03,551 --> 00:27:05,241 Hey, we trust you, Kyle! 634 00:27:05,673 --> 00:27:08,923 Say, Kyle, we heard you have some COVID-19 vaccinations. 635 00:27:10,174 --> 00:27:11,674 They're for our teachers. 636 00:27:11,699 --> 00:27:13,492 Oh, okay. Yeah, that makes sense. 637 00:27:13,735 --> 00:27:15,827 You know if you think your teacher is worth saving 638 00:27:15,852 --> 00:27:16,896 more than us... 639 00:27:16,921 --> 00:27:18,009 It's not like that. 640 00:27:18,034 --> 00:27:19,413 Well, it sounds like that! 641 00:27:19,438 --> 00:27:20,871 Sounds like your teacher's life 642 00:27:20,896 --> 00:27:22,975 is more important than your mom and dad's! 643 00:27:23,078 --> 00:27:24,526 You know, when all this went down, 644 00:27:24,551 --> 00:27:26,355 the school wasn't really there for you, was it? 645 00:27:26,379 --> 00:27:28,354 School kind of abandoned you kids. 646 00:27:28,379 --> 00:27:29,896 But your parents, well... 647 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,000 We didn't shove you off into a Zoom meeting did we? 648 00:27:32,454 --> 00:27:35,147 Dad, please don't... You know, we're not spring chickens anymore. 649 00:27:35,172 --> 00:27:36,847 The virus is still out there, Kyle, 650 00:27:36,872 --> 00:27:38,837 and it's still killing people. 651 00:27:38,862 --> 00:27:42,179 I don't know how you'd feel is Mom or me got COVID and died 652 00:27:42,204 --> 00:27:45,169 in these last few months because you did nothing. 653 00:27:45,448 --> 00:27:47,004 Don't do nothing, Kyle. 654 00:27:47,251 --> 00:27:48,630 You know what, Kyle? 655 00:27:48,655 --> 00:27:50,940 - Please don't say it. - Silence is violence, Kyle. 656 00:27:51,152 --> 00:27:52,531 Don't kill Mom, buddy. 657 00:27:53,517 --> 00:27:55,206 Shit. 658 00:28:02,620 --> 00:28:04,482 Go get that will you, Crystal? 659 00:28:08,275 --> 00:28:09,689 Who is it sweetheart? 660 00:28:09,793 --> 00:28:11,664 It's the savior of our country 661 00:28:11,689 --> 00:28:13,595 and still President of the United States 662 00:28:13,620 --> 00:28:15,655 who was impeached unjustly. 663 00:28:15,758 --> 00:28:17,482 Get them, Mr. Service! 664 00:28:19,757 --> 00:28:22,457 What's this all about? Did we do something wrong? 665 00:28:22,482 --> 00:28:24,551 God damn right you did something wrong! 666 00:28:24,655 --> 00:28:26,423 Our public school system is dying 667 00:28:26,448 --> 00:28:28,586 and you tutors are trying to take advantage of it! 668 00:28:28,768 --> 00:28:30,975 But we were just trying to be like you! 669 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,724 You'll never be like me! 670 00:28:32,749 --> 00:28:34,654 I've been a teacher for 30 years! 671 00:28:34,837 --> 00:28:36,492 I'm just trying to get my old life back 672 00:28:36,517 --> 00:28:38,379 and assholes keep getting in my way! 673 00:28:38,482 --> 00:28:40,862 But we have to tell children the truth! 674 00:28:41,044 --> 00:28:42,285 They have to know! 675 00:28:42,310 --> 00:28:43,689 They have to know what?! 676 00:28:43,871 --> 00:28:45,871 About... About the whole thing! 677 00:28:45,974 --> 00:28:47,595 About the vaccinations! 678 00:28:47,620 --> 00:28:49,551 That the pandemic was blown out of proportion! 679 00:28:49,808 --> 00:28:51,628 That Venezuelan socialists 680 00:28:51,653 --> 00:28:53,979 switched out circuit boards from voting machines 681 00:28:54,004 --> 00:28:56,683 - in 12 states! - Good, sweetie! 682 00:28:56,902 --> 00:28:59,419 Don't you understand everything is being manipulated! 683 00:28:59,665 --> 00:29:01,975 Everyone's being manipulated... 684 00:29:02,078 --> 00:29:04,092 So that's why everyone in town is being 685 00:29:04,117 --> 00:29:06,873 such an inconsiderate jerk about me coming back? 686 00:29:06,931 --> 00:29:09,373 Yes. They don't want people to like you. 687 00:29:09,398 --> 00:29:11,122 They need people to hate you! 688 00:29:11,938 --> 00:29:13,448 Who are they? 689 00:29:13,589 --> 00:29:14,900 They're the elites. 690 00:29:14,925 --> 00:29:16,407 They do whatever they want 691 00:29:16,432 --> 00:29:19,018 and they feed on the pain and torture of children! 692 00:29:19,062 --> 00:29:20,802 And if anybody starts to care, 693 00:29:20,827 --> 00:29:23,137 they'll just cut us off when we tell the truth! 694 00:29:23,162 --> 00:29:24,754 And the truth is that... 695 00:29:41,034 --> 00:29:42,112 Kyle? 696 00:29:43,901 --> 00:29:44,724 What are you doing? 697 00:29:44,749 --> 00:29:46,699 I'm just getting things ready to go. 698 00:29:46,724 --> 00:29:48,596 So then why are you replacing some of the vaccines 699 00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:49,595 with Cactus Cooler? 700 00:29:49,620 --> 00:29:50,896 Alright, Stan, look. 701 00:29:51,078 --> 00:29:53,388 it's just the pressure of everything, okay?! 702 00:29:53,536 --> 00:29:56,640 My dad called and... I don't want my mom to die. 703 00:29:56,665 --> 00:29:58,837 I don't want my mom to die either! 704 00:29:58,941 --> 00:30:00,975 I can't believe that you would lie to me. 705 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:03,275 That you would hide shit from me. 706 00:30:03,300 --> 00:30:04,859 Hey, guys, what's going on? 707 00:30:05,608 --> 00:30:07,436 Nothing, Kenny. Everything's fine. 708 00:30:07,461 --> 00:30:09,836 Yeah, we're gonna go to the school now, buddy. 709 00:30:09,896 --> 00:30:11,039 Okay. 710 00:30:11,768 --> 00:30:13,906 I'm gonna just try and pretend this didn't happen. 711 00:30:13,931 --> 00:30:16,034 But only because it's what's best for Kenny. 712 00:30:20,667 --> 00:30:22,551 I can't believe we are actually doing this. 713 00:30:22,734 --> 00:30:26,147 There are people who really need these vaccines... who have cash. 714 00:30:26,250 --> 00:30:27,802 I just want this over with. 715 00:30:27,827 --> 00:30:30,181 Let's get these stupid things to the teachers and go home. 716 00:30:30,935 --> 00:30:33,738 I don't think so, Kommunity Kidz! 717 00:30:34,062 --> 00:30:37,337 You're not poisoning anybody with those vaccinations! 718 00:30:37,903 --> 00:30:39,492 The fuck you talking about, Scott? 719 00:30:39,517 --> 00:30:41,068 I've learned the truth! 720 00:30:41,250 --> 00:30:43,181 And I won't let you hurt the teacher! 721 00:30:43,339 --> 00:30:44,762 We don't have time for this Scott. 722 00:30:44,787 --> 00:30:46,137 You don't understand! 723 00:30:46,162 --> 00:30:47,837 I'm part of a militant group now! 724 00:30:47,862 --> 00:30:50,630 A secret cabal of patriot children! 725 00:30:50,655 --> 00:30:52,413 Lil' QTies! 726 00:30:52,842 --> 00:30:56,068 Lil' QTies? With a "Q" and an apostrophe after the "L"? 727 00:30:56,172 --> 00:30:57,527 That's way better than Kommunity Kidz, guys. 728 00:30:57,551 --> 00:30:58,769 I told you... we're getting lazy. 729 00:30:59,113 --> 00:31:01,058 Move in on my position, QTies! 730 00:31:02,886 --> 00:31:05,043 You're not hurting our teacher again! 731 00:31:05,068 --> 00:31:08,000 You don't even know what those vaccines are doing to people! 732 00:31:08,103 --> 00:31:11,043 For the whole past year, our feelings and our needs 733 00:31:11,068 --> 00:31:13,310 have been put dead last! 734 00:31:13,491 --> 00:31:16,664 Do you guys really trust anybody anymore? 735 00:31:16,689 --> 00:31:18,551 - Yeah! - Butters? 736 00:31:18,733 --> 00:31:20,250 You're a part of this too? 737 00:31:20,275 --> 00:31:21,715 I just wanted to believe in something 738 00:31:21,758 --> 00:31:22,941 that would get me out of the house! 739 00:31:22,965 --> 00:31:24,827 I didn't give a shit what it was! 740 00:31:24,852 --> 00:31:28,116 Now just put down the vaccines and walk away, Kommunity Kidz. 741 00:31:28,182 --> 00:31:30,354 Look, you guys have a right to say and believe 742 00:31:30,379 --> 00:31:31,846 whatever you want, okay? 743 00:31:31,871 --> 00:31:34,112 But what you believe is really stupid. 744 00:31:34,215 --> 00:31:35,960 We'll see who's stupid! 745 00:31:44,611 --> 00:31:46,510 Yeah! Y-Yeah! 746 00:31:51,241 --> 00:31:53,795 Tom, I'm standing outside South Park Elementary, 747 00:31:53,820 --> 00:31:55,181 where the Kommunity Kidz 748 00:31:55,206 --> 00:31:57,655 were set to distribute vaccines to the public. 749 00:31:57,758 --> 00:32:00,448 That's when a rival gang showed up and tried to stop them, 750 00:32:00,473 --> 00:32:03,043 and the fighting is still going on now. 751 00:32:03,068 --> 00:32:05,285 You can see behind me most of the damage is done, 752 00:32:05,310 --> 00:32:07,250 but it is still raging on, Tom. 753 00:32:07,275 --> 00:32:10,778 You can see this awful gang is trying to stop Kommunity Kidz 754 00:32:10,803 --> 00:32:12,837 just because Kommunity Kidz believe in something 755 00:32:12,862 --> 00:32:14,517 and actually... and actually care! 756 00:32:14,542 --> 00:32:16,147 They care enough to do something! 757 00:32:16,250 --> 00:32:18,893 Yeah, that's basically what the Lil' QTies are doing too, 758 00:32:18,918 --> 00:32:21,490 - right, Chris? - What do you mean, Tom? 759 00:32:21,623 --> 00:32:23,423 Well, the Kommunity Kidz are acting on something 760 00:32:23,448 --> 00:32:26,087 they believe in and so are the Lil' QTies, am I right? 761 00:32:26,112 --> 00:32:27,457 What is the difference? 762 00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:29,319 Oh, yeah, well, the difference, Tom, 763 00:32:29,344 --> 00:32:31,085 is that you are a giant piece of shit. 764 00:32:31,110 --> 00:32:32,749 That's the fucking difference! 765 00:32:32,774 --> 00:32:36,022 Okay, let's just... You're gonna even remotely defend these monsters 766 00:32:36,047 --> 00:32:38,147 when Kommunity Kidz are promoting change, just... 767 00:32:38,343 --> 00:32:39,895 Fuck you, Tom! I'm out! 768 00:32:42,206 --> 00:32:44,009 Oh, no! Oh, Jesus, look! 769 00:32:45,574 --> 00:32:49,147 I need that shot! Come on, guys, just give me that shot! 770 00:32:49,172 --> 00:32:51,519 Grab the vaccines! We got to get outta here! 771 00:32:56,620 --> 00:32:58,955 Yeah! Y-Yeah! 772 00:33:01,619 --> 00:33:04,713 Come on! I can show you my Q headquarters! 773 00:33:04,862 --> 00:33:07,827 Jesus, you people really take this seriously. 774 00:33:08,010 --> 00:33:09,423 Vaccinations are nothing more 775 00:33:09,448 --> 00:33:11,793 than a way for the elite and powerful to control us. 776 00:33:11,896 --> 00:33:13,609 We've been trying to warn everyone, 777 00:33:13,634 --> 00:33:15,674 and then Q released a new post saying 778 00:33:15,699 --> 00:33:17,893 the most important day would be March 4. 779 00:33:18,010 --> 00:33:19,423 At first, it didn't make sense. 780 00:33:19,448 --> 00:33:21,122 Nothing's happening on March 4th! 781 00:33:21,147 --> 00:33:24,561 Until I saw a Super Bowl ad for a new streaming service 782 00:33:24,586 --> 00:33:26,172 which launched on March 4! 783 00:33:26,197 --> 00:33:27,733 Streaming is also the the term used 784 00:33:27,758 --> 00:33:29,543 for the nano-technology microchips 785 00:33:29,568 --> 00:33:32,319 invented by Bill Gates that are being put into a liquid 786 00:33:32,344 --> 00:33:34,758 and then shot into people's arms as a vaccine! 787 00:33:34,783 --> 00:33:36,552 Who the hell is doing all this? 788 00:33:36,654 --> 00:33:38,354 The Hollywood elites! 789 00:33:38,458 --> 00:33:40,423 All of them, rich, powerful people 790 00:33:40,448 --> 00:33:42,724 who got to where they were by drinking adrenochrome 791 00:33:42,749 --> 00:33:44,094 from tortured children! 792 00:33:44,275 --> 00:33:46,561 Anyone who gets vaccinated is going to be tracked 793 00:33:46,586 --> 00:33:48,758 and manipulated for the rest of their lives. 794 00:33:48,940 --> 00:33:51,043 I got an e-mail that all teachers are about to be 795 00:33:51,068 --> 00:33:52,793 vaccinated at the school! 796 00:33:52,818 --> 00:33:54,803 You're telling me they're all going to become mindless zombies 797 00:33:54,827 --> 00:33:56,241 who are fine with child murder! 798 00:33:56,344 --> 00:33:58,965 - Yes! - Aw geez, we gotta get to the school! 799 00:33:59,068 --> 00:34:00,675 I'll let all the other 'anons know! 800 00:34:00,724 --> 00:34:02,532 We'll put a stop this once a for all! 801 00:34:02,557 --> 00:34:03,764 Let's do this! 802 00:34:05,222 --> 00:34:07,492 Hey! What the hell just happened?! 803 00:34:07,517 --> 00:34:09,965 It's the Hollywood elites! They're onto us! 804 00:34:10,114 --> 00:34:11,114 Come on! 805 00:34:13,115 --> 00:34:15,701 Oh, my holy Jesus! 806 00:34:16,465 --> 00:34:18,465 Don't want the truth coming out, huh? 807 00:34:18,490 --> 00:34:19,758 Damn you! 808 00:34:19,862 --> 00:34:23,344 We will get to the school! You can't stop us! 809 00:34:28,896 --> 00:34:31,448 I'm sorry for wasting everyone's time. 810 00:34:31,630 --> 00:34:33,121 I don't know why I believed them 811 00:34:33,146 --> 00:34:35,316 when they said they had vaccinations. 812 00:34:35,935 --> 00:34:38,598 I don't know why I believe anything anymore. 813 00:34:40,793 --> 00:34:41,896 Yes?! 814 00:34:42,078 --> 00:34:44,664 Hi, Ms. Nelson. How are you?! 815 00:34:44,689 --> 00:34:47,379 Cut the crap! You said you'd be here at 7:00 AM! 816 00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:49,457 And, you know, we just ran into a little hiccup, 817 00:34:49,482 --> 00:34:51,458 so we wanted to see if you could meet us somewhere else 818 00:34:51,482 --> 00:34:53,103 - for the vaccine. - Oh, no. 819 00:34:53,128 --> 00:34:54,906 I knew this was a prank. 820 00:34:55,189 --> 00:34:57,570 You're not tricking me into going anywhere! 821 00:34:57,595 --> 00:34:59,319 No, no, Ms. Nelson, it's not a prank! 822 00:34:59,344 --> 00:35:00,624 Okay, fine, we'll be there, okay? 823 00:35:00,649 --> 00:35:02,034 Just sit tight. 824 00:35:02,137 --> 00:35:04,482 What was that?! You know we can't get into school! 825 00:35:04,507 --> 00:35:07,684 - She's not gonna come meet us, Kyle! - You didn't even try! 826 00:35:07,709 --> 00:35:10,363 He didn't try because he wants to sell the vaccines for money! 827 00:35:10,388 --> 00:35:12,012 And what about you, Kyle? 828 00:35:12,037 --> 00:35:14,583 You were the one trying to take vaccines for yourself this morning. 829 00:35:15,646 --> 00:35:17,103 He what?! 830 00:35:17,677 --> 00:35:20,551 Wow. Okay. Thought that we had gotten past that, but... 831 00:35:20,576 --> 00:35:22,127 Look, let's just face it, you guys. 832 00:35:22,310 --> 00:35:24,699 We don't trust each other and we don't like each other. 833 00:35:24,958 --> 00:35:26,744 We can't keep pretending. 834 00:35:26,905 --> 00:35:30,112 - Are you seriously saying what I think? - Alright, guys. 835 00:35:30,137 --> 00:35:32,724 I guess it's time we all had the talk we never wanted to have. 836 00:35:32,873 --> 00:35:35,390 Kenny you wanna go be on your iPad for a minute? 837 00:35:35,833 --> 00:35:37,733 What? No, I wanna hear this! 838 00:35:37,758 --> 00:35:39,424 We just... We need to talk for a second, Kenny. 839 00:35:39,448 --> 00:35:41,388 Look, I downloaded "Madagascar 3." 840 00:35:41,413 --> 00:35:43,173 You wanna watch with your "Troll" headphones? 841 00:35:44,549 --> 00:35:45,652 Yeah, okay. 842 00:35:47,499 --> 00:35:48,936 Look, it's been a hard year. 843 00:35:49,009 --> 00:35:51,457 And I think for some people there's just no going back. 844 00:35:51,482 --> 00:35:53,638 I've been trying as hard as I can to hold things together, 845 00:35:53,663 --> 00:35:54,939 but I have to admit... 846 00:35:55,095 --> 00:35:56,802 I'm just going through the "brotions." 847 00:35:56,905 --> 00:35:59,043 We can't just force things for Kenny's sake. 848 00:35:59,068 --> 00:36:01,172 It's not good for us and it's not good for him. 849 00:36:03,536 --> 00:36:05,492 We still have a bunch of vaccines here. 850 00:36:05,517 --> 00:36:06,919 What happens now? 851 00:36:06,944 --> 00:36:09,216 I think I have a plan. 852 00:36:09,896 --> 00:36:13,068 An explosive powder keg of humanity is set to go off 853 00:36:13,093 --> 00:36:14,783 at South Park Elementary! 854 00:36:14,925 --> 00:36:17,457 Thousands of people have turned up to get their shot... 855 00:36:17,482 --> 00:36:19,664 that one shot that could change everything. 856 00:36:19,689 --> 00:36:21,699 But also in the crowd are several people 857 00:36:21,724 --> 00:36:23,965 who want to stop those vaccines from happening. 858 00:36:23,990 --> 00:36:26,492 At the center of it all... that amazing group of kids 859 00:36:26,517 --> 00:36:29,448 who are just taking the time for what they believe is right. 860 00:36:29,473 --> 00:36:32,285 I'm talking, of course, about the Lil' QTies. 861 00:36:32,310 --> 00:36:34,896 A group of youngsters that believe vaccines are harmful. 862 00:36:34,921 --> 00:36:36,837 Yeah... Yeah, I see what you did there, Tom. 863 00:36:36,862 --> 00:36:39,423 - That's real fucking cute. - I'm not trying to be cute. 864 00:36:39,448 --> 00:36:41,078 I'm saying if these kids really believe 865 00:36:41,103 --> 00:36:42,383 the horrific things they believe, 866 00:36:42,448 --> 00:36:44,379 then they'd be bad people not to go out 867 00:36:44,404 --> 00:36:45,723 and do something about it, wouldn't they? 868 00:36:45,748 --> 00:36:47,127 Yes, that's totally true 869 00:36:47,152 --> 00:36:49,216 if you're a corrupt dickhead without morals. 870 00:36:49,241 --> 00:36:52,416 - You gotta be fucking... - Okay, okay, Chris, let's just get back to the weather. 871 00:36:52,441 --> 00:36:54,965 Yeah, let's get back to the weather, you cunt. 872 00:37:02,178 --> 00:37:05,482 Come on, Mr. Service, we have to get back to the school! 873 00:37:05,586 --> 00:37:08,275 My... My balls are freezing, sir. 874 00:37:08,458 --> 00:37:10,906 Mr. Service's balls are freezing! 875 00:37:10,931 --> 00:37:12,344 Don't give in to them! 876 00:37:12,448 --> 00:37:14,388 They're trying to make a joke of everything! 877 00:37:14,413 --> 00:37:15,793 That's what they do. 878 00:37:16,132 --> 00:37:19,319 How do the elites control Mr. Service's balls? 879 00:37:19,344 --> 00:37:21,522 You still don't get it, do you?! 880 00:37:21,547 --> 00:37:24,871 They don't just drink adrenochrome, they run the show! 881 00:37:24,896 --> 00:37:26,620 The whole damn show! 882 00:37:26,645 --> 00:37:28,147 It comes down to two people... 883 00:37:28,172 --> 00:37:30,552 Oh, you don't like that, do you?! 884 00:37:30,622 --> 00:37:32,864 That's getting a little close to home, huh?! 885 00:37:32,889 --> 00:37:36,027 You can't control me anymore, you sons a bitches! 886 00:37:36,052 --> 00:37:39,354 They're making fun of me to try and discredit my beliefs! 887 00:37:40,026 --> 00:37:42,043 Oh, you don't like that, do you?! 888 00:37:42,247 --> 00:37:44,351 Don't let the world know that! 889 00:37:46,278 --> 00:37:48,802 Listen! Listen, whoever you are! 890 00:37:48,905 --> 00:37:51,250 I don't give a shit what you do! 891 00:37:51,275 --> 00:37:53,172 What?! What are you saying?! 892 00:37:53,197 --> 00:37:56,633 Please! I just want my old life back! 893 00:37:56,689 --> 00:37:59,241 No, stop! They're monsters! 894 00:37:59,344 --> 00:38:01,551 I don't care what you do to kids, 895 00:38:01,576 --> 00:38:04,031 I just want people to like me again! 896 00:38:04,056 --> 00:38:05,275 You son of a bitch! 897 00:38:06,583 --> 00:38:08,000 Mr. Service! 898 00:38:12,599 --> 00:38:14,692 Okay. What the hell is this? 899 00:38:15,083 --> 00:38:16,448 Hey, come back! 900 00:38:19,793 --> 00:38:22,192 How would you like to make a deal? 901 00:38:33,568 --> 00:38:35,344 Alright, here's the situation... 902 00:38:35,369 --> 00:38:37,519 all of our teachers are inside the school, 903 00:38:37,544 --> 00:38:40,758 surrounded now by at least 400 to 500 people who want a shot. 904 00:38:40,862 --> 00:38:43,551 The Lil' QTies are stationed throughout and we... 905 00:38:43,935 --> 00:38:45,920 and we are no longer bros. 906 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,701 The magic is gone and we are through, is that right? 907 00:38:48,928 --> 00:38:49,896 Yup. 908 00:38:50,240 --> 00:38:52,043 But we all want what's best for Kenny, 909 00:38:52,068 --> 00:38:53,595 so we have to find a way to compromise 910 00:38:53,620 --> 00:38:54,896 and move on with our lives. 911 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:56,054 So how do we do it? 912 00:38:56,079 --> 00:38:57,186 We use... 913 00:38:57,211 --> 00:38:58,701 a 2-2-3. 914 00:39:00,181 --> 00:39:02,191 Kyle, you have Kenny for two days starting on Monday. 915 00:39:02,216 --> 00:39:03,630 I have Kenny Thursday and Friday, 916 00:39:03,655 --> 00:39:04,978 and then, Stan, you get him for the weekend. 917 00:39:05,003 --> 00:39:06,876 Then we switch where I have Kenny starting Monday, 918 00:39:06,901 --> 00:39:08,733 Stan gets two days and Kyle gets a weekend. 919 00:39:08,758 --> 00:39:12,884 Do we really have to do this? That all seems overly confusing. 920 00:39:13,414 --> 00:39:15,138 Okay, so we can go alternating weeks... 921 00:39:15,172 --> 00:39:17,561 each one of us has Kenny for six days and then we rotate. 922 00:39:17,586 --> 00:39:20,256 A week is a long time for Kenny to be with one person. 923 00:39:20,896 --> 00:39:22,492 Alternating weeks with a midweek visit. 924 00:39:22,517 --> 00:39:24,741 We have longer stretches, but a chance for a break. 925 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:26,655 Aw, come on. What about sleepovers? 926 00:39:26,758 --> 00:39:28,572 We can't take those away from Kenny. 927 00:39:28,597 --> 00:39:30,869 Alternating weeks with midweek overnight. 928 00:39:31,344 --> 00:39:33,144 It would be easier if I just knew I always had 929 00:39:33,169 --> 00:39:34,617 Kenny on certain days. 930 00:39:35,025 --> 00:39:36,482 3-3-4-4 rotation. 931 00:39:36,585 --> 00:39:37,940 Makes everyone's days consistent... 932 00:39:37,965 --> 00:39:39,366 Hang on a second, guys. 933 00:39:40,030 --> 00:39:41,483 Everything okay, buddy? 934 00:39:43,049 --> 00:39:44,221 Yeah, what's going on? 935 00:39:44,246 --> 00:39:45,591 We're almost done in here, Kenny. 936 00:39:45,616 --> 00:39:47,217 You liking that birthday cake-flavored ice cream? 937 00:39:47,241 --> 00:39:49,510 - Yeah, it's fine, but I... - Okay, you're doing great, pal. 938 00:39:50,346 --> 00:39:52,055 The 3-3-4-4 is the most consistent, 939 00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:53,789 but to change weekends, we would need... 940 00:39:53,814 --> 00:39:55,413 the 2-2-5-5 rotation, 941 00:39:55,438 --> 00:39:57,243 where the weekends can actually fluctuate. 942 00:39:57,268 --> 00:39:58,793 I don't even know what to say... 943 00:39:58,896 --> 00:40:00,733 Well, I say that out of all of those... 944 00:40:00,758 --> 00:40:02,481 the first one makes the most sense. 945 00:40:04,793 --> 00:40:06,862 The 2-2-3, I agree. 946 00:40:06,965 --> 00:40:08,379 This way we don't have to be bros 947 00:40:08,404 --> 00:40:10,816 but Kenny still has the best possible life. 948 00:40:11,433 --> 00:40:12,517 2-2-3. 949 00:40:12,925 --> 00:40:14,543 That's so ridiculous... 950 00:40:15,090 --> 00:40:17,241 that it just might work. 951 00:40:20,836 --> 00:40:22,940 We've just received devastating news here 952 00:40:22,965 --> 00:40:24,379 at South Park Elementary. 953 00:40:24,711 --> 00:40:27,009 It appears that the Kommunity Kidz... 954 00:40:27,034 --> 00:40:28,862 are breaking up. 955 00:40:29,043 --> 00:40:32,112 They have asked for people to "respect their privacy 956 00:40:32,137 --> 00:40:33,708 in these difficult times," 957 00:40:33,733 --> 00:40:36,043 and it appears that the strain of this pandemic, 958 00:40:36,068 --> 00:40:38,709 from people like you, Tom, was just too much. 959 00:40:38,734 --> 00:40:41,423 - Oh, here we go, here we go. - Yeah, here we go! 960 00:40:41,448 --> 00:40:43,632 You just couldn't leave 'em alone could you, ya prick?! 961 00:40:43,657 --> 00:40:47,699 - Okay, Chris, let's just... - They broke up 'cause of you and your stupid... 962 00:40:47,724 --> 00:40:49,344 Wait. Wait, wait wait. 963 00:40:49,448 --> 00:40:51,034 Wait a minute. What is this? 964 00:40:51,216 --> 00:40:54,157 Tom, one of the Kommunity Kidz has shown up to the school... 965 00:40:54,182 --> 00:40:55,792 with the vaccines! 966 00:41:00,864 --> 00:41:03,282 Finally! I'm gonna get my shot! 967 00:41:05,289 --> 00:41:06,757 Alright, QTies, this is it! 968 00:41:06,782 --> 00:41:08,886 Prepare for the storm! 969 00:41:11,809 --> 00:41:14,709 Dude, what are you doing? 970 00:41:14,734 --> 00:41:16,147 You're gonna get yourself killed. 971 00:41:16,559 --> 00:41:18,762 This isn't our fight anymore, Kyle. 972 00:41:19,206 --> 00:41:21,379 We set out to do something. 973 00:41:21,404 --> 00:41:24,632 I'm not letting our broship fall to the pandi just yet. 974 00:41:26,304 --> 00:41:27,265 Alright... 975 00:41:27,290 --> 00:41:29,457 then let's get those vaccines to the teachers. 976 00:41:29,811 --> 00:41:31,862 Okay, let's do this. 977 00:41:50,754 --> 00:41:52,103 Hey! 978 00:41:52,206 --> 00:41:54,760 Hold on a second everybody! 979 00:41:57,034 --> 00:41:58,518 I think I can... 980 00:41:59,034 --> 00:42:01,344 I think I can help things out here! 981 00:42:03,233 --> 00:42:04,802 What the fuck is that? 982 00:42:04,827 --> 00:42:07,000 It's him! The Chosen one! 983 00:42:07,182 --> 00:42:08,475 He's come to save us all 984 00:42:08,500 --> 00:42:10,967 like the prophecy foretold on the Internet! 985 00:42:11,112 --> 00:42:14,207 Wait, he's the Chosen one? 986 00:42:14,332 --> 00:42:16,595 Listen! Listen, everybody. 987 00:42:16,620 --> 00:42:20,137 I... I think I owe you all a big apology. 988 00:42:20,723 --> 00:42:22,216 I came in here expecting 989 00:42:22,241 --> 00:42:24,423 everything to just go back to normal, 990 00:42:24,448 --> 00:42:26,561 but... we've all been through 991 00:42:26,586 --> 00:42:29,310 the proverbial butthole of hardships lately. 992 00:42:29,835 --> 00:42:32,871 I thought we could all just magically be friends again. 993 00:42:33,132 --> 00:42:36,526 But relationships are very fragile things, 994 00:42:36,720 --> 00:42:39,664 and in time of crises when we need each other most, 995 00:42:40,119 --> 00:42:42,884 it's sometimes when we grow furthest apart. 996 00:42:43,103 --> 00:42:45,181 But through it all, Mr. White here has taught me 997 00:42:45,206 --> 00:42:47,034 a very important lesson. 998 00:42:47,137 --> 00:42:50,561 Make sure you're on the side of the people with the most power. 999 00:42:51,265 --> 00:42:53,492 And so, I've worked out a deal 1000 00:42:53,517 --> 00:42:55,815 with some pretty powerful people... 1001 00:42:56,041 --> 00:42:58,494 Alright, boys, do your thing! 1002 00:43:08,536 --> 00:43:10,388 It's Air Israel 1003 00:43:10,413 --> 00:43:13,552 with enough vaccines for every adult in town! 1004 00:43:25,793 --> 00:43:28,000 Hey, Garrison! Good job! 1005 00:43:28,103 --> 00:43:30,733 Yeah! You're alright, Garrison! 1006 00:43:31,378 --> 00:43:32,570 Oh, geez... 1007 00:43:32,595 --> 00:43:34,112 Thanks, everybody. 1008 00:43:34,137 --> 00:43:36,151 Well, come on you guys! Let's get inside! 1009 00:43:39,302 --> 00:43:41,492 Ms. Nelson?! We're here! 1010 00:43:41,751 --> 00:43:44,779 Boys! Boys, you made it! 1011 00:43:45,551 --> 00:43:47,000 Of course we made it! 1012 00:43:47,103 --> 00:43:49,862 'Cause our broship can survive anything! 1013 00:43:50,324 --> 00:43:51,841 Hello, Ms. Nelson! 1014 00:43:53,290 --> 00:43:55,635 We got your vaccination for you, Ms. Nelson. 1015 00:43:55,660 --> 00:43:57,860 Boys... you really did it. 1016 00:43:57,885 --> 00:43:59,660 I... I can't believe it. 1017 00:44:00,025 --> 00:44:02,261 For a while there, I thought I... 1018 00:44:02,706 --> 00:44:03,996 Excuse me. 1019 00:44:04,021 --> 00:44:05,406 I thought I wasn't gonna... 1020 00:44:07,192 --> 00:44:10,539 Gosh excuse me. 1021 00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,517 As a teacher, Ms. Nelson did everything she could 1022 00:44:19,542 --> 00:44:20,853 for her students. 1023 00:44:21,034 --> 00:44:23,620 So it seems even more unfair that she... 1024 00:44:23,827 --> 00:44:25,620 was just a few days late getting the vaccine 1025 00:44:25,645 --> 00:44:27,852 before she died of COVID. 1026 00:44:28,034 --> 00:44:30,620 And now as Mr. Garrison takes over teaching 1027 00:44:30,645 --> 00:44:32,654 for Ms. Nelson permanently... 1028 00:44:34,586 --> 00:44:37,275 ...I think we should all take a moment to say... 1029 00:44:37,379 --> 00:44:39,931 Hey! The rest of us made it, South Park! 1030 00:44:40,034 --> 00:44:42,594 We're on the other side of this damn thing! 1031 00:44:44,446 --> 00:44:47,944 And so it's time for adults to screw these masks 1032 00:44:47,969 --> 00:44:50,551 and party like it's 2021! 1033 00:45:10,333 --> 00:45:12,965 Hey, look at Walgreens! Nobody's going! 1034 00:45:13,068 --> 00:45:15,724 Yeah! That place used to be cool and now it's lame! 1035 00:45:15,749 --> 00:45:17,940 So we still have some of the pandemic special, 1036 00:45:17,965 --> 00:45:20,078 but the vaccination special is about out! 1037 00:45:20,103 --> 00:45:22,423 Try 'em both... the season is about over, guys! 1038 00:45:22,448 --> 00:45:24,931 Back inside the retirement home, old people! 1039 00:45:24,956 --> 00:45:26,992 All the fun places are ours again! 1040 00:45:28,310 --> 00:45:32,275 Adults are all vaccinated! Adults are all vaccinated! 1041 00:45:35,318 --> 00:45:37,043 Well, I guess this is it... 1042 00:45:37,270 --> 00:45:39,960 - Yeah. - I guess it is what's best for everybody. 1043 00:45:40,264 --> 00:45:41,630 What are you guys talking about? 1044 00:45:41,655 --> 00:45:44,000 Everything's gonna be okay, Kenny. I'll see you on Monday. 1045 00:45:44,103 --> 00:45:46,242 And I'll come pick you up on Thursday, Kenny. 1046 00:45:47,346 --> 00:45:49,640 Hey, I wish you guys all the best, huh? 1047 00:45:49,665 --> 00:45:51,216 Thanks. I'll be fine. 1048 00:45:51,241 --> 00:45:52,999 I already have some new bros I'm hanging out with. 1049 00:45:53,024 --> 00:45:54,655 Hey, Cartman! 1050 00:45:54,758 --> 00:45:57,418 - Yeah? - Dude they're reopening Casa Bonita this weekend. 1051 00:45:57,443 --> 00:45:58,561 Do you wanna come with us? 1052 00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:01,145 Casa Bonita?! Hell yeah, I'll come! 1053 00:46:01,170 --> 00:46:02,758 Oh, wait! I can't! 1054 00:46:02,862 --> 00:46:04,664 I have fucking Kenny this weekend! 1055 00:46:05,084 --> 00:46:06,310 Shit! 1056 00:46:18,592 --> 00:46:20,526 Nice doing business with you... 1057 00:46:20,551 --> 00:46:23,834 you little child-murdering pedophiles. 1058 00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:32,200 credits