1 00:00:01,858 --> 00:00:03,546 Hey, what are you doing here? 2 00:00:04,039 --> 00:00:06,015 You didn't even watch last week's Shameless. 3 00:00:06,039 --> 00:00:07,718 Get the fuck out of my truck. 4 00:00:07,743 --> 00:00:09,387 Something weird happened with Tish. 5 00:00:09,411 --> 00:00:11,663 She didn't wanna use a condom, but I did. 6 00:00:11,688 --> 00:00:13,133 I tried to pull out, but she wrapped her legs 7 00:00:13,157 --> 00:00:14,840 so tight and wouldn't let me. 8 00:00:14,881 --> 00:00:16,045 She raped you. 9 00:00:16,826 --> 00:00:18,286 Are we in a relationship? 10 00:00:18,484 --> 00:00:20,068 Sandy! 11 00:00:20,220 --> 00:00:22,681 - Who's that? - It's my fucking husband. 12 00:00:22,723 --> 00:00:23,682 Your what? 13 00:00:23,724 --> 00:00:25,601 Now all I gotta do is get Black folks 14 00:00:25,626 --> 00:00:27,003 moving back into the neighborhood. 15 00:00:27,028 --> 00:00:28,379 Black folks don't shoot up schools. 16 00:00:28,404 --> 00:00:30,318 When Mikaela has a problem with Laquon, she knows she gotta 17 00:00:30,343 --> 00:00:32,022 go to his mama's house, handle it there. 18 00:00:32,047 --> 00:00:33,834 We can stash the bikes in here till you find some buyers. 19 00:00:33,859 --> 00:00:35,404 You're cool letting us use your gym? 20 00:00:35,452 --> 00:00:37,246 - How much? - Five percent. 21 00:00:37,498 --> 00:00:38,472 Deal. 22 00:00:38,584 --> 00:00:40,106 I saw my dad yesterday. 23 00:00:40,131 --> 00:00:43,950 I told him about us maybe taking over my old bedroom. 24 00:00:43,975 --> 00:00:45,437 No, no, no, absolutely not. 25 00:00:45,462 --> 00:00:48,090 We're, uh... we're thinking we wanna sell the house, 26 00:00:48,132 --> 00:00:49,800 the Gallagher house. 27 00:00:49,842 --> 00:00:50,968 Fuck that. 28 00:00:51,009 --> 00:00:52,886 A woman found you unconscious 29 00:00:52,928 --> 00:00:54,721 and bleeding behind a Dumpster. 30 00:00:54,745 --> 00:00:57,369 _ 31 00:00:57,394 --> 00:00:59,021 Dementia? 32 00:01:09,504 --> 00:01:14,504 - Synced and corrected by ChrisKe - -- for www.addic7ed.com -- 33 00:02:23,101 --> 00:02:24,853 Good morning, oh brother of mine. 34 00:02:24,895 --> 00:02:26,104 Made you breakfast. 35 00:02:26,163 --> 00:02:28,040 What's with her? 36 00:02:28,065 --> 00:02:29,683 I wouldn't trust it. 37 00:02:32,027 --> 00:02:33,445 Good morning, boys. 38 00:02:33,470 --> 00:02:35,676 Look what I made. 39 00:02:35,701 --> 00:02:36,744 Your favorite. 40 00:02:36,924 --> 00:02:40,052 Why the fuck are you touching me right now? 41 00:02:40,077 --> 00:02:42,579 Tami, Phillip, bacon rainbows? 42 00:02:42,621 --> 00:02:45,249 - Flower pancakes? - Uh, we're good. 43 00:02:45,290 --> 00:02:47,090 Uh, good. Thanks, though. 44 00:02:48,136 --> 00:02:49,136 Hey, bud. 45 00:02:52,082 --> 00:02:53,674 So, um... 46 00:02:53,949 --> 00:02:55,776 things got a little bit heated last night, 47 00:02:55,801 --> 00:02:57,302 but now that we've all slept on it, 48 00:02:57,344 --> 00:02:59,012 I would like to reopen the discussion 49 00:02:59,037 --> 00:03:00,918 about fixing up the house to sell. 50 00:03:02,220 --> 00:03:04,348 Um... 51 00:03:04,618 --> 00:03:07,079 if we knocked out a couple walls, 52 00:03:07,104 --> 00:03:08,480 created a more open floor plan, 53 00:03:08,505 --> 00:03:10,582 we could add 30 grand to the sale price. 54 00:03:18,407 --> 00:03:21,363 Debs, what do you think? 55 00:03:21,952 --> 00:03:25,247 Oh, Phillip... Well, I think 56 00:03:25,289 --> 00:03:26,474 you can take your open floor plan 57 00:03:26,498 --> 00:03:27,892 - and lick my vagina. - Gross. 58 00:03:27,916 --> 00:03:29,710 Jesus fucking Christ, what is the big deal? 59 00:03:29,751 --> 00:03:30,961 I grew up here. 60 00:03:31,003 --> 00:03:32,021 Yeah, we all grew up here. 61 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:33,231 Maybe our kids can grow up someplace nicer. 62 00:03:33,255 --> 00:03:35,545 Yeah, maybe somewhere Frank doesn't live. 63 00:03:35,570 --> 00:03:38,100 Oh, I see what this is. 64 00:03:38,125 --> 00:03:39,570 It's not even your idea. 65 00:03:39,595 --> 00:03:41,346 Fucking Little Miss Middle Class 66 00:03:41,388 --> 00:03:42,574 wants her townhouse in Pilsen. 67 00:03:42,598 --> 00:03:43,825 Whoa, hold on a second. I didn't even... 68 00:03:43,849 --> 00:03:45,535 How hard did you have to twist his little nut sack 69 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:46,619 for him to do what you wanted? 70 00:03:46,643 --> 00:03:47,912 Nobody twisted my nut sack, all right? 71 00:03:47,936 --> 00:03:49,205 And it doesn't matter whose idea this is. 72 00:03:49,230 --> 00:03:50,189 It's a good idea. 73 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:51,545 You are the only one who doesn't think so. 74 00:03:51,570 --> 00:03:53,358 Well, Ian only thinks so because you think so. 75 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:55,068 - What? - And Carl's too stupid to think 76 00:03:55,110 --> 00:03:56,504 - anything at all. - Hey, that's not true. 77 00:03:56,528 --> 00:03:58,256 Mickey and I have been saving up to get our own place. 78 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:00,878 When did that idea come? Right when Lip moved out. 79 00:04:00,903 --> 00:04:02,551 "Lip got his own place. I should too." 80 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:03,452 That's bullshit. 81 00:04:03,493 --> 00:04:05,013 I don't just do things 'cause Lip says. 82 00:04:05,037 --> 00:04:06,180 Well, you sort of do, though. 83 00:04:07,064 --> 00:04:08,107 Name one thing. 84 00:04:08,164 --> 00:04:10,183 Switched from tighty-whiteys to boxers 'cause Lip did. 85 00:04:10,208 --> 00:04:12,855 I had a fungus issue. Boxers air the boys out better. 86 00:04:12,880 --> 00:04:14,904 Totally. Who told you that again? 87 00:04:15,169 --> 00:04:16,256 Lip. Fuck the both of you. 88 00:04:16,298 --> 00:04:17,215 I'm my own man. 89 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:18,693 Okay, big shot. Why don't you tell Lip 90 00:04:18,717 --> 00:04:19,819 you don't wanna sell the house, then? 91 00:04:19,843 --> 00:04:21,511 Mickey, hey, stop. Family only. 92 00:04:21,553 --> 00:04:22,429 Mickey's family. 93 00:04:22,471 --> 00:04:23,430 Yeah, well, he's just saying... 94 00:04:23,472 --> 00:04:24,532 This doesn't concern you, Tami. 95 00:04:24,556 --> 00:04:25,533 Yeah, none of this concerns you, Tami. 96 00:04:25,558 --> 00:04:27,184 Whoa, whoa, whoa. So Mickey's family, 97 00:04:27,225 --> 00:04:28,518 but Tami's not family? 98 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:29,645 Yeah. They're married. 99 00:04:29,686 --> 00:04:31,331 Tami has no right to tell you to sell my house. 100 00:04:31,355 --> 00:04:32,606 Oh, my God. I didn't tell him 101 00:04:32,631 --> 00:04:33,582 to do anything. 102 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:35,126 - What the fuck? - All right, back off. 103 00:04:35,151 --> 00:04:36,580 All right? I got this. 104 00:04:37,527 --> 00:04:38,471 Wow. 105 00:04:39,295 --> 00:04:42,090 Carl, we sell, we each get 20 grand. 106 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:43,617 Right? Maybe more, okay? 107 00:04:43,659 --> 00:04:45,339 You could get a sick bachelor pad for that. 108 00:04:45,369 --> 00:04:46,767 - Awesome. - You're gonna have to 109 00:04:46,791 --> 00:04:48,481 clean that bachelor pad and cook your own meals. 110 00:04:48,505 --> 00:04:50,224 - Shit. - You'll be able to have sex 111 00:04:50,248 --> 00:04:52,001 without someone barging in and asking for deodorant. 112 00:04:52,026 --> 00:04:53,835 But you'll have to pay your own bills. 113 00:04:53,876 --> 00:04:55,354 Look, you can do that online. It's easy. 114 00:04:55,379 --> 00:04:57,106 Carl doesn't know which remote turns the TV on. 115 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:58,566 You think he can pay his own bills online? 116 00:04:58,590 --> 00:05:00,801 Debbie, you can't just insult your way into getting what you want. 117 00:05:00,842 --> 00:05:03,071 And you can't fuck your way into getting what you want, Tami! 118 00:05:03,095 --> 00:05:04,179 Hey! 119 00:05:04,221 --> 00:05:05,305 The fuck is so funny? 120 00:05:05,347 --> 00:05:07,966 I mean, why do you all still live together? 121 00:05:07,991 --> 00:05:09,326 You obviously hate each other. 122 00:05:09,351 --> 00:05:11,079 - We don't hate each other. - We don't all hate each other. 123 00:05:11,103 --> 00:05:13,228 We just all hate Debbie. 124 00:05:13,253 --> 00:05:15,798 Hey, Ian doesn't hate Lip. Ian loves Lip. 125 00:05:15,839 --> 00:05:17,317 Lip is his only friend in the whole fucking world. 126 00:05:17,341 --> 00:05:18,592 Oh, fuck you, Debbie. 127 00:05:18,634 --> 00:05:19,819 - She's not wrong, though. - All right, could we all 128 00:05:19,843 --> 00:05:21,678 just put our personal shit aside, 129 00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:23,013 right, calm the fuck down, 130 00:05:23,055 --> 00:05:24,848 and just have a rational discussion for once? 131 00:05:24,890 --> 00:05:25,992 We have to pay for water? 132 00:05:26,016 --> 00:05:27,118 Yes, water costs money. 133 00:05:27,142 --> 00:05:29,144 Okay, how about we don't calm the fuck down, 134 00:05:29,186 --> 00:05:30,771 and we get up in Debbie's face, 135 00:05:30,813 --> 00:05:31,915 and we call her out for being 136 00:05:31,939 --> 00:05:33,440 the selfish brat that she is? 137 00:05:33,465 --> 00:05:35,467 - You cut hair, Tami. - Tami, Tami, not helping. 138 00:05:35,492 --> 00:05:36,919 If Lip told you to lick a cat turd 139 00:05:36,944 --> 00:05:38,087 off a steam pipe in the middle of July... 140 00:05:38,111 --> 00:05:39,255 Yeah, I got something here to lick on. 141 00:05:39,279 --> 00:05:40,715 Nobody's licking any turds! All right? 142 00:05:40,739 --> 00:05:42,425 I could get a maid, right? I don't wanna have to clean 143 00:05:42,449 --> 00:05:43,408 the shit out of my own toilet. 144 00:05:43,450 --> 00:05:44,511 A maid's not gonna cook for you. 145 00:05:44,535 --> 00:05:45,327 You're gonna starve. 146 00:05:45,369 --> 00:05:47,079 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay! 147 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:49,448 Everybody shut the fuck up, please. 148 00:05:49,473 --> 00:05:52,017 Let's just vote and be done with it. 149 00:05:52,042 --> 00:05:53,168 Sell! 150 00:05:53,210 --> 00:05:54,878 - Shut up, Franny! - Atta girl. 151 00:05:54,920 --> 00:05:56,385 Nice mothering, Debbie. 152 00:05:56,410 --> 00:05:58,340 Stop, all right? Tami, Mickey, 153 00:05:58,382 --> 00:06:00,864 stay out of it. Franny, you too. 154 00:06:01,635 --> 00:06:03,011 I vote sell. 155 00:06:03,036 --> 00:06:05,223 - I vote no. - Ian. 156 00:06:10,953 --> 00:06:13,063 - I vote no. - Yes. Gallaghers, unite. 157 00:06:13,105 --> 00:06:14,064 You fucking kidding me? 158 00:06:14,106 --> 00:06:16,316 - Oh, shut up. - Carl? 159 00:06:16,358 --> 00:06:17,526 Can I think about it? 160 00:06:17,575 --> 00:06:19,503 - Yes. - Right now, decision. 161 00:06:20,580 --> 00:06:21,636 Liam. 162 00:06:23,606 --> 00:06:24,978 Where the fuck is Liam? 163 00:06:27,828 --> 00:06:30,080 Mm, don't you look beautiful! 164 00:06:30,122 --> 00:06:31,748 No, sir. You let Lip hide 165 00:06:31,773 --> 00:06:33,433 stolen motorcycles in Kev-Fit. 166 00:06:33,458 --> 00:06:35,586 You and I don't have anything to say to each other 167 00:06:35,627 --> 00:06:36,503 until this is over. 168 00:06:36,545 --> 00:06:38,171 It's only for a couple of days! 169 00:06:38,213 --> 00:06:39,631 Did you see that chopper? 170 00:06:39,673 --> 00:06:40,900 I've always wanted a chopper like that. 171 00:06:40,924 --> 00:06:43,228 I'd be ten times more fuckable in a chopper. 172 00:06:43,253 --> 00:06:45,721 If you get on that chopper, you're never gonna get... 173 00:06:45,779 --> 00:06:48,056 - fucked again. - Brad's got a buyer in Indiana. 174 00:06:48,098 --> 00:06:50,309 Him and Lip are running two of them there today. 175 00:06:50,350 --> 00:06:52,394 Get rid of them. All of them. 176 00:06:52,436 --> 00:06:54,146 Yes, ma'am. Girls, you ready 177 00:06:54,187 --> 00:06:55,188 to go to school? 178 00:06:55,213 --> 00:06:57,043 Where the hell are they going? 179 00:06:58,108 --> 00:06:59,359 Girls? 180 00:06:59,463 --> 00:07:01,298 Who's in there? 181 00:07:03,447 --> 00:07:05,365 - Liam? - Hi. 182 00:07:05,390 --> 00:07:07,058 - Christ, Liam! - What are you doing here? 183 00:07:07,083 --> 00:07:08,710 Lip's selling the house. 184 00:07:08,785 --> 00:07:10,412 - Lip's selling the house? - What? 185 00:07:10,454 --> 00:07:12,039 Everyone's moving on with their lives, 186 00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:13,496 and I'm gonna end up homeless. 187 00:07:13,749 --> 00:07:15,066 Can I live with you? 188 00:07:16,418 --> 00:07:17,878 - You got this? - Yeah, I got it. 189 00:07:17,920 --> 00:07:19,212 All right, cool. Girls, let's go. 190 00:07:19,254 --> 00:07:21,785 Come on. I gotta go sign in voters. 191 00:07:22,714 --> 00:07:23,924 It's election day. 192 00:07:23,949 --> 00:07:25,844 But in the meantime, you and I are gonna talk 193 00:07:25,886 --> 00:07:28,180 about why young Black men can't go around 194 00:07:28,205 --> 00:07:29,761 breaking into people's houses. 195 00:07:29,786 --> 00:07:30,933 Come on. 196 00:07:33,394 --> 00:07:35,312 A Gallagher has lived in that house 197 00:07:35,354 --> 00:07:37,144 since before statehood. 198 00:07:38,082 --> 00:07:41,627 My great-great-great grandfather Connell 199 00:07:41,652 --> 00:07:44,746 built it on the foundation of a Kickapoo hut, 200 00:07:45,280 --> 00:07:46,812 and it's mine. 201 00:07:47,991 --> 00:07:49,562 I should have a say. 202 00:07:49,834 --> 00:07:51,293 I should have... 203 00:07:51,318 --> 00:07:53,111 more than a say. 204 00:07:53,288 --> 00:07:54,757 I'm their father. 205 00:07:56,038 --> 00:07:57,171 I gotta... 206 00:07:59,628 --> 00:08:01,030 I gotta stop this. 207 00:08:02,130 --> 00:08:04,216 Thank... thank you. Thanks for talking me 208 00:08:04,257 --> 00:08:05,133 through this. 209 00:08:05,175 --> 00:08:06,218 I'll see you later. 210 00:08:06,259 --> 00:08:07,779 You gonna pay for those beers? 211 00:08:07,803 --> 00:08:09,913 - Just put it on my tab. - You don't have a tab. 212 00:08:13,445 --> 00:08:14,538 Um... 213 00:08:15,519 --> 00:08:17,562 Where... how did I get here? 214 00:08:17,604 --> 00:08:18,855 I don't know how you got here, 215 00:08:18,897 --> 00:08:19,815 but I know how you leaving 216 00:08:19,856 --> 00:08:21,374 if you don't pay for your beers. 217 00:08:21,834 --> 00:08:24,753 I ordered five beers, didn't drink any of them? 218 00:08:24,778 --> 00:08:27,632 Don't care if you drink them or not, long as you pay for them. 219 00:08:28,026 --> 00:08:29,304 Uh... 220 00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:35,622 - I, um... - Chubby! 221 00:08:38,709 --> 00:08:39,710 Jesus. 222 00:08:44,631 --> 00:08:46,624 Okay, okay. 223 00:08:49,011 --> 00:08:52,472 Out of the road, asshole! 224 00:09:11,415 --> 00:09:13,208 Yo, bathroom free? 225 00:09:13,351 --> 00:09:14,694 I'd give it a minute. 226 00:09:16,180 --> 00:09:17,806 - What are you looking at? - Apartments. 227 00:09:17,831 --> 00:09:19,017 Figure when you guys sell the house, 228 00:09:19,041 --> 00:09:20,518 - we should probably have a... - Sell? 229 00:09:20,542 --> 00:09:22,127 You just dared me not to sell the house. 230 00:09:22,169 --> 00:09:23,271 Come on, I was just giving you shit 231 00:09:23,295 --> 00:09:24,605 for always doing what Lip does, man. 232 00:09:24,629 --> 00:09:26,429 Go tell the others we wanna sell this shitbag. 233 00:09:26,465 --> 00:09:28,026 Let's find a place with lots of rooms to fuck in. 234 00:09:28,050 --> 00:09:29,106 - You know what I mean? - No. 235 00:09:29,131 --> 00:09:30,653 I change my vote, Debbie thinks she's right, 236 00:09:30,677 --> 00:09:33,077 and I promised to never let Debbie think she's right. 237 00:09:33,513 --> 00:09:34,600 Promised who? 238 00:09:35,766 --> 00:09:36,725 Lip. 239 00:09:36,767 --> 00:09:38,369 Damn, man, you do need friends who aren't Lip. 240 00:09:38,393 --> 00:09:40,228 I have friends who aren't Lip. 241 00:09:40,253 --> 00:09:41,504 Uh-huh? Like who? 242 00:09:41,580 --> 00:09:42,831 - Don't say me. - You. 243 00:09:42,856 --> 00:09:44,083 All right, what friends have you got? 244 00:09:44,107 --> 00:09:45,168 - Don't say me. - You. 245 00:09:45,192 --> 00:09:46,693 See? Neither of us have friends. 246 00:09:46,735 --> 00:09:48,111 Yeah, but as far as I'm concerned, 247 00:09:48,153 --> 00:09:49,547 a friend is just someone else I gotta shoot 248 00:09:49,571 --> 00:09:50,840 before they turn state's evidence. 249 00:09:50,864 --> 00:09:52,157 Yeah, well, if I need friends, 250 00:09:52,182 --> 00:09:54,326 - you need friends. - Why? 251 00:09:54,367 --> 00:09:55,636 You really want me hanging out by myself 252 00:09:55,660 --> 00:09:58,080 with a bunch of gay guys, talking about sex and stuff? 253 00:09:58,121 --> 00:09:59,947 - Why would you do that? - That's what friends do. 254 00:09:59,972 --> 00:10:01,349 Fuck you. Make friends with chicks. 255 00:10:01,374 --> 00:10:03,503 Yeah, 'cause chicks wanna hear about our sex life. 256 00:10:03,528 --> 00:10:05,020 Why do you wanna be talking to everybody 257 00:10:05,045 --> 00:10:06,105 about our fucking sex lives? 258 00:10:06,129 --> 00:10:07,923 I don't. But say I wanted to bitch 259 00:10:07,948 --> 00:10:09,634 about you not liking having your ass licked. 260 00:10:09,673 --> 00:10:10,859 Oh, Christ. This again. 261 00:10:10,884 --> 00:10:11,903 I can't do that with a bunch 262 00:10:11,927 --> 00:10:12,987 of straight guys or with girls. 263 00:10:13,011 --> 00:10:14,155 I can only do that with gay guys. 264 00:10:14,179 --> 00:10:15,555 You already have some, don't you? 265 00:10:15,597 --> 00:10:16,741 You got a group of gay friends 266 00:10:16,765 --> 00:10:17,784 who know I don't like getting my ass licked, 267 00:10:17,808 --> 00:10:19,859 and now I gotta go fucking murder a bunch of people. 268 00:10:19,884 --> 00:10:21,853 No... but if I make gay friends, 269 00:10:21,878 --> 00:10:23,429 we're gonna talk about sex, 270 00:10:23,484 --> 00:10:25,236 and if you're not there, 271 00:10:25,372 --> 00:10:26,873 who knows what'll happen? 272 00:10:27,203 --> 00:10:28,992 Oh, really? 273 00:10:29,361 --> 00:10:31,089 Remember the whole monogamy conversation we had? 274 00:10:31,113 --> 00:10:32,114 What'd we decide? 275 00:10:32,139 --> 00:10:33,825 We can hump other people when we're together, 276 00:10:33,850 --> 00:10:34,976 not when we're on our own. 277 00:10:35,001 --> 00:10:36,968 Then I guess we should make some friends together. 278 00:10:37,312 --> 00:10:39,162 Fuck, man, I hate the fucking gays. 279 00:10:39,204 --> 00:10:40,984 All their "meh" and their "bleh." 280 00:10:42,040 --> 00:10:43,420 They're not all like that. 281 00:10:43,445 --> 00:10:45,318 Okay, well, let's find some who aren't like that. 282 00:10:45,350 --> 00:10:47,468 - Where do we find those gays? - I don't know. 283 00:10:48,004 --> 00:10:50,298 Furniture shopping? The gym. 284 00:10:50,340 --> 00:10:51,899 Fancy places have free trial weeks. 285 00:10:51,924 --> 00:10:54,427 All right, great, so we find some fucking fancy gays 286 00:10:54,469 --> 00:10:55,831 at the gym. Then what? 287 00:10:56,346 --> 00:10:58,223 Smile? Talk to them? 288 00:10:58,265 --> 00:11:00,174 Jesus Christ, I gotta smile now too? 289 00:11:00,725 --> 00:11:01,893 You seemed pretty happy 290 00:11:01,935 --> 00:11:03,698 with how I woke you up this morning. 291 00:11:05,746 --> 00:11:07,122 Whatever. 292 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:20,837 Fuck me. 293 00:11:20,862 --> 00:11:23,415 Hi. I brought you a coffee. 294 00:11:23,456 --> 00:11:24,581 No, thanks. 295 00:11:25,292 --> 00:11:27,836 - Where you headed? - Winfrey Elementary. 296 00:11:27,862 --> 00:11:29,188 Gonna go talk to the first graders 297 00:11:29,212 --> 00:11:30,589 about stranger danger. 298 00:11:30,630 --> 00:11:32,841 Okay, well, you wanna... get together tonight, 299 00:11:32,866 --> 00:11:34,075 like dinner or something? 300 00:11:34,151 --> 00:11:35,819 Uh, look, I don't think 301 00:11:35,844 --> 00:11:37,424 we should be seeing each other anymore. 302 00:11:38,555 --> 00:11:39,713 Okay. Uh... 303 00:11:40,807 --> 00:11:42,807 W-wait, I-I thought that... 304 00:11:46,236 --> 00:11:48,354 Okay. 305 00:11:55,793 --> 00:11:58,339 Shh, there you go. Shh. 306 00:11:58,364 --> 00:11:59,406 Yeah. 307 00:11:59,825 --> 00:12:01,636 Yeah, all right, great. Yeah, I'll see you in an hour. 308 00:12:01,661 --> 00:12:03,246 A'ight, bye. 309 00:12:03,271 --> 00:12:04,480 Hey. 310 00:12:04,539 --> 00:12:06,249 Brad found a buyer 311 00:12:06,291 --> 00:12:07,310 for the bikes in Merrillville, 312 00:12:07,334 --> 00:12:08,877 so I'm gonna go pick them up from Kev's 313 00:12:08,919 --> 00:12:10,587 - and run them down. - Great. 314 00:12:10,629 --> 00:12:12,422 I will start packing up some of our stuff 315 00:12:12,464 --> 00:12:13,979 and bringing it over to my dad's. 316 00:12:14,674 --> 00:12:16,134 I'm sorry. What? 317 00:12:16,176 --> 00:12:18,345 Well, I mean, we have to be out of here in a few weeks. 318 00:12:18,386 --> 00:12:20,031 Doesn't look like you're selling your old house 319 00:12:20,055 --> 00:12:21,431 - anytime soon. - Uh-huh. 320 00:12:21,473 --> 00:12:23,308 We can't afford a new place, so... 321 00:12:23,350 --> 00:12:25,060 I thought that we would stay with my dad 322 00:12:25,101 --> 00:12:26,287 just until we figure things out. 323 00:12:26,311 --> 00:12:27,997 Oh, I've got things figured out, though, right? 324 00:12:28,021 --> 00:12:29,945 I'm gonna get Liam and Carl on my side, 325 00:12:29,970 --> 00:12:32,876 we're gonna sell the house, and we can use our cuts 326 00:12:32,901 --> 00:12:33,944 to get a new place. 327 00:12:33,985 --> 00:12:37,547 Okay, but even if Debbie let that happen, 328 00:12:37,834 --> 00:12:39,502 we're talking about remodeling. 329 00:12:39,527 --> 00:12:42,327 You know? That's gonna take a while. 330 00:12:42,369 --> 00:12:43,554 Well, I'm gonna sell the Indian, 331 00:12:43,578 --> 00:12:45,289 and that'll get us enough to rent an apartment 332 00:12:45,314 --> 00:12:47,916 - in the meantime. - Lip. "Sell the house." 333 00:12:47,958 --> 00:12:50,195 "Sell the Indian." How about just get a job? 334 00:12:50,622 --> 00:12:51,623 You know? 335 00:12:51,836 --> 00:12:53,380 - Amazon is hiring drivers. - No, no. 336 00:12:53,422 --> 00:12:55,507 No, no, no, no, no. I've got applications in, 337 00:12:55,548 --> 00:12:57,968 all right, for mechanic jobs all over town. 338 00:12:58,009 --> 00:13:00,929 That's great, but, like, until you get one of those, 339 00:13:01,070 --> 00:13:02,864 how about deliver packages 340 00:13:02,889 --> 00:13:04,057 or flip burgers? 341 00:13:04,195 --> 00:13:06,601 And we can stay with my family, save up for a new place 342 00:13:06,626 --> 00:13:09,038 - like normal people. - No, I'm not living with your family. 343 00:13:09,547 --> 00:13:11,898 Okay? W-with your dad and his Fox News 344 00:13:11,940 --> 00:13:15,568 and-and-and Cami and her fucking... fucking Cami-ness. 345 00:13:15,610 --> 00:13:17,338 Oh, what, you think your family's any better? 346 00:13:17,362 --> 00:13:19,281 C-come on, you guys have a criminal record 347 00:13:19,306 --> 00:13:20,557 longer than the Gambinos'. 348 00:13:20,615 --> 00:13:22,437 Look, it would be easier 349 00:13:22,784 --> 00:13:24,942 to fix up my old house if we were in it. 350 00:13:24,967 --> 00:13:28,039 Well, Debbie... called me a controlling bitch, 351 00:13:28,081 --> 00:13:29,483 so we are not staying there. 352 00:13:29,958 --> 00:13:32,002 Thank you for defending me, by the way. 353 00:13:32,043 --> 00:13:34,139 You don't think you're being a little controlling right now? 354 00:13:34,279 --> 00:13:36,381 I... I have a plan. 355 00:13:36,423 --> 00:13:37,566 - Okay? - Yeah, but it's based on things 356 00:13:37,590 --> 00:13:39,509 that are not in your control. 357 00:13:39,558 --> 00:13:40,726 Okay? With my plan, 358 00:13:40,751 --> 00:13:43,504 we have a place to stay. We have actual income. 359 00:13:43,555 --> 00:13:45,334 All right, wait. 360 00:13:45,724 --> 00:13:48,059 Just give me the day, all right? 361 00:13:48,101 --> 00:13:49,811 Let me work on Liam and Carl. 362 00:13:49,853 --> 00:13:51,396 Let me sell the Indian, all right? 363 00:13:51,438 --> 00:13:52,522 If it doesn't work out, 364 00:13:52,564 --> 00:13:54,166 then we will talk about what happens next. 365 00:13:54,190 --> 00:13:56,537 Just... one day, okay? 366 00:13:58,848 --> 00:14:00,131 Fine. 367 00:14:00,707 --> 00:14:02,699 - One day. - Okay. Hey. 368 00:14:02,741 --> 00:14:05,035 It'll work out, all right? I promise you. 369 00:14:05,076 --> 00:14:06,326 - Okay. - All right. 370 00:14:10,582 --> 00:14:12,256 Chu-chu-chu-chu-chu. 371 00:14:12,917 --> 00:14:14,377 Hey, Brad. Uh, yeah. 372 00:14:14,418 --> 00:14:15,770 You think you can, uh, find someone 373 00:14:15,795 --> 00:14:17,839 who would wanna buy the Indian too? 374 00:14:24,054 --> 00:14:25,889 Six feet, assholes. 375 00:14:27,338 --> 00:14:28,464 Where's V? 376 00:14:28,489 --> 00:14:29,768 Municipal elections. 377 00:14:29,809 --> 00:14:31,853 She's working at a polling station. 378 00:14:31,895 --> 00:14:32,937 Maybe we should go vote. 379 00:14:32,979 --> 00:14:33,938 V said if you tried to vote, 380 00:14:33,980 --> 00:14:35,523 she's gonna beat the shit out of you. 381 00:14:35,565 --> 00:14:37,359 Can I get a Boilermaker there, Kev? 382 00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:38,568 JB on the rocks. 383 00:14:38,610 --> 00:14:41,821 Nobody wants coffee? Bunch of damn alcoholics. 384 00:14:43,531 --> 00:14:45,576 Oh, there she is. 385 00:14:45,984 --> 00:14:49,112 1948 Panhead... 386 00:14:49,397 --> 00:14:50,580 Burnt copper. 387 00:14:50,605 --> 00:14:51,904 Springer-rigged fork. 388 00:14:52,772 --> 00:14:54,444 Totally chopped. 389 00:15:02,092 --> 00:15:02,967 Fuck it. 390 00:15:17,325 --> 00:15:18,709 Hey, Liam. 391 00:15:19,484 --> 00:15:20,753 I just wanted to call and, uh, see 392 00:15:20,777 --> 00:15:22,436 where your head was at as far as selling the house. 393 00:15:23,071 --> 00:15:25,031 Call me. Oh, and by the way, 394 00:15:25,073 --> 00:15:26,449 I'm making Tuna Helper tonight. 395 00:15:26,491 --> 00:15:27,912 Your favorite. Bye. 396 00:15:33,056 --> 00:15:35,058 Hey, Carl. Uh, I just wanted to call 397 00:15:35,083 --> 00:15:37,709 and see where your head was at as far as selling the house. 398 00:15:37,734 --> 00:15:38,610 Call me. 399 00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:40,672 By the way, I put some pineapple Fresca 400 00:15:40,697 --> 00:15:42,959 in your mini-fridge. Your favorite. Bye. 401 00:15:45,009 --> 00:15:46,865 I don't get it. 402 00:15:47,387 --> 00:15:49,597 I say sell this shithole like Lip wants, 403 00:15:49,639 --> 00:15:51,641 get a Thunderbird, and let's Thelma and Louise 404 00:15:51,666 --> 00:15:53,000 our asses to Mexico. 405 00:15:53,059 --> 00:15:54,811 It's not just Lip's decision. 406 00:15:54,853 --> 00:15:56,459 We make decisions as a family. 407 00:15:56,855 --> 00:15:58,457 If you weren't beholden to your family, 408 00:15:58,481 --> 00:16:00,014 you'd have way more fun. 409 00:16:00,316 --> 00:16:01,985 Yeah, well, I'd still have Franny. 410 00:16:02,026 --> 00:16:04,022 People with kids don't get to have fun. 411 00:16:04,446 --> 00:16:05,947 Sandy! 412 00:16:05,989 --> 00:16:07,282 Sandy! 413 00:16:07,323 --> 00:16:08,575 Oh, that's fucking Royal. 414 00:16:08,616 --> 00:16:09,909 Sandy! 415 00:16:09,951 --> 00:16:10,785 Fuck that noise. 416 00:16:10,827 --> 00:16:12,328 Wait, no. Debbie. 417 00:16:12,370 --> 00:16:14,140 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 418 00:16:14,164 --> 00:16:15,707 No, no, no, don't. No, no, no. 419 00:16:15,748 --> 00:16:17,459 - No, Debbie, stop. - Sandy! 420 00:16:18,559 --> 00:16:21,296 Oh-ho, Royal, you fucking pervert. 421 00:16:21,337 --> 00:16:22,714 You can't just force 422 00:16:22,755 --> 00:16:24,966 - a 15-year-old girl to marry you... - Force her? I didn't force her... 423 00:16:25,008 --> 00:16:27,427 and then stalk her for the rest of your fucking life. 424 00:16:27,469 --> 00:16:28,737 - Now get the fuck out of here. - No, Debbie, Debbie, stop it. 425 00:16:28,761 --> 00:16:30,197 Stop it. What... what are you doing here? 426 00:16:30,221 --> 00:16:32,557 I'm sorry, but you weren't answering your phone. 427 00:16:32,887 --> 00:16:34,309 They cut my hours at Verizon, 428 00:16:34,350 --> 00:16:36,811 so I... picked up a job at Pizzeria Uno. 429 00:16:36,853 --> 00:16:38,688 - Okay. - Why is that her problem? 430 00:16:38,730 --> 00:16:41,065 Because someone needs to watch Prince. 431 00:16:41,107 --> 00:16:42,265 Who's Prince? 432 00:16:44,027 --> 00:16:45,210 Come on, bud. 433 00:16:46,571 --> 00:16:48,656 Hey. There you go. 434 00:16:48,698 --> 00:16:49,699 No. 435 00:16:49,741 --> 00:16:50,783 My mom's in the hospital 436 00:16:50,825 --> 00:16:52,052 with another popped stomach staple. 437 00:16:52,076 --> 00:16:54,147 You think I would ask if I had any other option? 438 00:16:54,471 --> 00:16:56,681 Can you please just be a mother for five hours? 439 00:16:56,706 --> 00:16:58,388 A mother? You... 440 00:16:58,413 --> 00:17:00,418 Hey, you stay here with Mommy and her girlfriend, 441 00:17:00,460 --> 00:17:01,937 and I'll come get you after Pizzeria Uno, okay, buddy? 442 00:17:01,961 --> 00:17:03,230 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 443 00:17:03,254 --> 00:17:05,215 You can't just leave him here. What are you doing? 444 00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:06,158 I love you, buddy. 445 00:17:06,309 --> 00:17:08,577 I'm sorry, Sandy. Five hours. 446 00:17:11,304 --> 00:17:12,301 Oh 447 00:17:14,458 --> 00:17:15,751 Hi, Mom. 448 00:17:17,275 --> 00:17:18,762 Don't call me that. 449 00:17:19,395 --> 00:17:21,770 Hey, Sandy! Come. 450 00:17:25,976 --> 00:17:27,478 Hey 451 00:17:32,616 --> 00:17:33,951 Shit. 452 00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:40,700 Can you change a twenty? 453 00:17:42,286 --> 00:17:44,354 That's a candy bar wrapper. 454 00:17:44,379 --> 00:17:46,589 Oh, will you look at that? I'm sorry. 455 00:17:46,631 --> 00:17:49,175 I was just diagnosed with dementia. 456 00:17:49,217 --> 00:17:51,094 I must've picked up the candy bar wrapper 457 00:17:51,119 --> 00:17:53,676 on my dresser instead of my wa... 458 00:17:55,348 --> 00:17:56,645 Bless you. 459 00:17:57,809 --> 00:17:59,137 Sucker. 460 00:17:59,978 --> 00:18:02,897 Gina! How are you? You look wonderful. 461 00:18:02,939 --> 00:18:05,108 - Bitch, I don't know you! - You're not... I'm so sorry. 462 00:18:05,149 --> 00:18:07,193 I thought you were my friend Gina, and... and I... 463 00:18:07,235 --> 00:18:10,348 - Fuck you, old man. - I'm... I'm sorry. I'm... 464 00:18:13,723 --> 00:18:16,601 Via Wacker. 465 00:18:16,798 --> 00:18:18,715 Thank you, Danica. 466 00:18:21,247 --> 00:18:22,498 Excellent. 467 00:18:33,795 --> 00:18:37,215 Shit, shit, fuck, shit, fuck, shit, fuck. 468 00:18:40,176 --> 00:18:43,771 Hello, Officer. Kevin Ball, upstanding taxpayer and father of two. 469 00:18:43,796 --> 00:18:45,965 - This your chopper? - Yes... no. 470 00:18:46,024 --> 00:18:47,650 No, it's, uh, my friend's. 471 00:18:47,675 --> 00:18:49,411 I'm just taking it for a spin on the way to work. 472 00:18:49,436 --> 00:18:51,169 You own Kev-Fit? 473 00:18:51,651 --> 00:18:52,934 Hmm? 474 00:18:54,407 --> 00:18:56,951 Yes, yes. I own Kev-Fit. 475 00:18:56,993 --> 00:18:58,911 Where'd your friend get this bike? 476 00:18:58,953 --> 00:19:00,413 I don't know, 477 00:19:00,455 --> 00:19:02,290 but I'm sure he got it legally. 478 00:19:02,622 --> 00:19:04,459 Think he'd be willing to sell it? 479 00:19:04,653 --> 00:19:07,544 I've been looking for a '48 Panhead for years. 480 00:19:08,372 --> 00:19:10,999 1,200 CCs, butterfly carburetor, 481 00:19:11,024 --> 00:19:12,525 springer-raked fork... 482 00:19:12,550 --> 00:19:13,718 Totally chopped. 483 00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:16,465 Right, Officer. You know your bikes. 484 00:19:16,490 --> 00:19:19,223 - But I don't think this one's for sale. - Ask your friend. 485 00:19:19,248 --> 00:19:21,176 I can come by Kev-Fit later today. 486 00:19:22,535 --> 00:19:24,162 Why don't I, uh, get your number, 487 00:19:24,187 --> 00:19:26,397 and I can call you to see if he's interested? 488 00:19:26,422 --> 00:19:28,132 Cops don't give out our personal info. 489 00:19:28,157 --> 00:19:30,318 Kev-Fit's on my way home. I'll stop by around 4:30. 490 00:19:30,360 --> 00:19:31,837 But I don't think he's gonna be there. 491 00:19:31,861 --> 00:19:33,821 We close early if no one shows up to class. 492 00:19:33,846 --> 00:19:35,514 If I don't catch him today, tell him 493 00:19:35,539 --> 00:19:37,124 I'll find him sooner or later. 494 00:19:37,149 --> 00:19:39,968 - See you at 4:30. - Okay, Officer. We'll be there. 495 00:19:39,993 --> 00:19:41,804 Or not. But maybe. 496 00:19:41,829 --> 00:19:43,356 But we probably won't be there. 497 00:19:48,162 --> 00:19:49,918 Here's your sticker, Mrs. Meyers. 498 00:19:49,943 --> 00:19:52,083 Hannity-loving blue-haired old hag. 499 00:19:52,202 --> 00:19:55,096 Don't you dare vote against my rent control bill, white lady. 500 00:19:55,677 --> 00:19:57,553 Where are all the Black voters? 501 00:19:57,778 --> 00:20:00,348 It's like a Paula Deen Tupperware party in here. 502 00:20:00,390 --> 00:20:01,659 Oh, and by the way, I'm making 503 00:20:01,683 --> 00:20:03,101 Tuna Helper tonight, your favorite. 504 00:20:03,142 --> 00:20:04,411 Bye. 505 00:20:04,811 --> 00:20:06,688 Now everyone wants to know how I feel 506 00:20:06,729 --> 00:20:08,106 about selling the house? 507 00:20:08,147 --> 00:20:10,191 They didn't ask how you felt about selling before? 508 00:20:10,233 --> 00:20:12,193 No. They barely know I'm alive. 509 00:20:12,235 --> 00:20:14,278 That is not true. They love you. 510 00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:15,905 But you have got to speak up. 511 00:20:15,947 --> 00:20:17,323 You are a young Black man 512 00:20:17,365 --> 00:20:18,199 in a white, white world. 513 00:20:18,241 --> 00:20:19,784 You need to make your voice heard 514 00:20:19,826 --> 00:20:21,536 like all these white folk motherfuckers. 515 00:20:21,577 --> 00:20:23,079 They making their voices heard. 516 00:20:23,137 --> 00:20:24,722 Black people are not speaking up, 517 00:20:24,747 --> 00:20:27,291 so my rent control measure's probably gonna tank, 518 00:20:27,333 --> 00:20:29,019 white gentrifiers will take all the housing, 519 00:20:29,043 --> 00:20:30,837 and the South Side will be the Gold Coast 520 00:20:30,862 --> 00:20:31,988 before you know it. 521 00:20:32,077 --> 00:20:33,951 Where's my mama? She always votes. 522 00:20:40,471 --> 00:20:42,098 - Hey, stranger. - Hey! 523 00:20:42,140 --> 00:20:44,225 - You coming to vote today? - Oh, that was today? 524 00:20:44,267 --> 00:20:45,852 Yeah. Get your behind down here. 525 00:20:45,893 --> 00:20:47,979 Oh, baby, I'm not gonna be voting. 526 00:20:48,004 --> 00:20:49,256 I'm packing. 527 00:20:49,313 --> 00:20:50,356 Packing what? 528 00:20:50,398 --> 00:20:51,441 I sold the house. 529 00:20:51,482 --> 00:20:53,575 Dominic and I are moving to Louisville. 530 00:20:54,235 --> 00:20:55,111 Louisville? 531 00:20:55,153 --> 00:20:56,070 Yeah, I told you 532 00:20:56,112 --> 00:20:57,339 I was putting it on the market. 533 00:20:57,669 --> 00:20:59,615 You know, I'm going through some of your old stuff, 534 00:20:59,657 --> 00:21:02,473 and, well, I'm not sure what to give to Goodwill. 535 00:21:02,498 --> 00:21:03,541 How about none of it? 536 00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:05,138 Okay, why don't you come by later, 537 00:21:05,163 --> 00:21:06,330 and we'll decide together? 538 00:21:06,739 --> 00:21:08,544 All right, sweetie. Love you. 539 00:21:16,111 --> 00:21:18,092 So why didn't you tell me you abandoned a kid? 540 00:21:18,117 --> 00:21:20,653 I didn't abandon a kid. 541 00:21:20,678 --> 00:21:22,290 I left a shitty situation. 542 00:21:22,876 --> 00:21:25,183 Royal seems like a decent enough guy. 543 00:21:25,408 --> 00:21:26,976 How was that a shitty situation? 544 00:21:27,236 --> 00:21:29,162 I was 15, pregnant, 545 00:21:29,187 --> 00:21:32,079 and taken in by a 30-year-old who sells phones. 546 00:21:32,516 --> 00:21:34,704 That doesn't sound like a shitty situation to you? 547 00:21:35,485 --> 00:21:37,862 Not shitty enough to abandon a kid. 548 00:21:37,904 --> 00:21:39,995 I was a kid myself, Debbie. 549 00:21:42,675 --> 00:21:44,448 I got bored. 550 00:21:44,526 --> 00:21:45,703 - You got bored... - Yes. 551 00:21:45,745 --> 00:21:47,121 So you abandoned a child. 552 00:21:47,163 --> 00:21:48,683 Uh, yeah, I was 15. 553 00:21:48,831 --> 00:21:50,753 I needed to find myself. 554 00:21:53,002 --> 00:21:55,558 Don't you ever wish you had found yourself? 555 00:21:56,495 --> 00:21:57,714 No. 556 00:21:58,925 --> 00:22:01,190 You never once thought, "Mm, 557 00:22:01,427 --> 00:22:04,222 gee, I wish I wasn't tied down by Franny 558 00:22:04,263 --> 00:22:06,307 for the last five years of my life?" 559 00:22:06,332 --> 00:22:07,374 Hell, no. 560 00:22:07,433 --> 00:22:09,498 "I wish I could've left this house, 561 00:22:09,685 --> 00:22:12,185 like, struck out on my own, and seen the world"? 562 00:22:14,427 --> 00:22:15,716 No. 563 00:22:18,693 --> 00:22:20,087 Well, I guess you're a better person 564 00:22:20,112 --> 00:22:21,076 than I am, then. 565 00:22:21,572 --> 00:22:23,658 Yeah, sure sounds like it. 566 00:22:23,699 --> 00:22:25,827 Oh, fuck you, you judgmental ho. 567 00:22:25,868 --> 00:22:27,537 - Where are you going? - To work. 568 00:22:27,578 --> 00:22:28,972 What the hell am I supposed to do with Prince? 569 00:22:28,996 --> 00:22:30,706 I don't know. Put him on an El 570 00:22:30,748 --> 00:22:31,749 to Pizzeria Uno. 571 00:22:31,868 --> 00:22:34,910 Hey, you cannot just run away from people, Sandy! 572 00:22:37,713 --> 00:22:39,632 Shit. 573 00:22:39,674 --> 00:22:41,364 Suit up, motherfucker. 574 00:22:42,421 --> 00:22:43,798 Is that a vagina? 575 00:22:43,823 --> 00:22:44,657 Yeah. 576 00:22:44,762 --> 00:22:46,681 She's also Sally the SVU Squirrel. 577 00:22:46,722 --> 00:22:48,474 We have young victims show us on Sally 578 00:22:48,516 --> 00:22:49,621 where they were touched. 579 00:22:50,094 --> 00:22:51,981 Don't worry, we'll put the skirt on her today. 580 00:22:55,565 --> 00:22:58,109 You mind checking that for me? Back pocket. 581 00:23:01,254 --> 00:23:03,339 Says "Shithead number four." 582 00:23:03,364 --> 00:23:05,032 Fucking Debbie trying to convince me 583 00:23:05,074 --> 00:23:06,391 not to sell our house. 584 00:23:07,159 --> 00:23:08,369 Why would you sell your house? 585 00:23:08,411 --> 00:23:09,787 So I can get a sick bachelor pad 586 00:23:09,829 --> 00:23:11,250 and not live with my family. 587 00:23:11,581 --> 00:23:12,992 But I do love that house, 588 00:23:13,165 --> 00:23:14,601 and I kind of like living with my family. 589 00:23:14,626 --> 00:23:17,384 But I got low-level raped in my man cave in the basement, 590 00:23:17,628 --> 00:23:19,064 and I do I really wanna live in a place 591 00:23:19,089 --> 00:23:20,836 with traumatic memories like that? 592 00:23:21,632 --> 00:23:23,175 I'm sorry. Low-level raped? 593 00:23:23,217 --> 00:23:24,552 I wanted to use a condom, 594 00:23:24,594 --> 00:23:27,271 but this girl mounted my dick before I could get one on. 595 00:23:29,307 --> 00:23:30,638 Man. 596 00:23:31,267 --> 00:23:32,852 I was at a party once. 597 00:23:32,894 --> 00:23:34,228 A girl took me into a dark room, 598 00:23:34,270 --> 00:23:35,795 you know, to blow me, 599 00:23:36,314 --> 00:23:37,982 but what I thought was her mouth 600 00:23:38,024 --> 00:23:39,279 wasn't her mouth. 601 00:23:39,958 --> 00:23:42,336 Nine months later, she's having my baby, 602 00:23:42,361 --> 00:23:44,099 a month later, we're married, 603 00:23:44,572 --> 00:23:46,198 two years later, we're divorced, 604 00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:47,408 and now half my paycheck 605 00:23:47,450 --> 00:23:49,118 goes to alimony and child support, 606 00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:51,579 so now I'm stuck living with my grandma in Englewood 607 00:23:51,621 --> 00:23:53,331 while my ex-wife takes it up the pooper 608 00:23:53,372 --> 00:23:55,333 from some 18-year-old rapper 609 00:23:55,374 --> 00:23:57,835 who spends my hard-earned money on molly 610 00:23:57,877 --> 00:24:02,068 and DJ equipment. Well, club circuit's dead, bitches. 611 00:24:02,981 --> 00:24:04,358 Who's laughing now? 612 00:24:09,055 --> 00:24:10,473 There we go. 613 00:24:13,476 --> 00:24:15,240 Fuckin' A. 614 00:24:16,995 --> 00:24:19,206 Okay, but how do we know who's gay? 615 00:24:19,231 --> 00:24:21,567 If they're watching themselves work out in the mirror, 616 00:24:21,609 --> 00:24:22,826 they're gay. 617 00:24:23,319 --> 00:24:25,321 That means everybody out there was fucking gay. 618 00:24:25,363 --> 00:24:28,146 You know what? Just hold this. I gotta find a shitter. 619 00:24:29,342 --> 00:24:31,295 - Sorry. - My bad, dude. 620 00:24:38,876 --> 00:24:40,002 How's your workout? 621 00:24:40,044 --> 00:24:41,712 Oof. Rough, man. 622 00:24:41,927 --> 00:24:44,298 Trainer had me doing four different types of squats. 623 00:24:44,552 --> 00:24:47,037 Gotta keep the tuchus in shape for my better half. 624 00:24:47,062 --> 00:24:48,104 Oh. 625 00:24:48,611 --> 00:24:51,030 Hey, you don't have any glycolic undereye, do you? 626 00:24:51,055 --> 00:24:52,263 Looks like they're out. 627 00:24:52,723 --> 00:24:53,933 I don't know what that is. 628 00:24:53,975 --> 00:24:55,559 Ah, found some. 629 00:24:55,601 --> 00:24:56,927 No worries. 630 00:24:59,397 --> 00:25:02,274 So is your better half... here? 631 00:25:02,316 --> 00:25:04,310 She's teaching Pilates downtown. 632 00:25:05,027 --> 00:25:07,279 - She. - Wife. 633 00:25:07,321 --> 00:25:08,656 Ah, yeah. Cool. 634 00:25:08,698 --> 00:25:11,216 Good luck with the whole eye thing. 635 00:25:11,867 --> 00:25:13,661 Hey, hey, two guys are jacking each other off 636 00:25:13,703 --> 00:25:15,997 in the steam room. Let's go be friends with them. 637 00:25:16,038 --> 00:25:17,540 Come on. 638 00:25:25,256 --> 00:25:28,634 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 639 00:25:28,676 --> 00:25:30,511 Shit! 640 00:25:30,553 --> 00:25:31,470 Tommy! 641 00:25:31,512 --> 00:25:32,638 Lip, hey, it's Kev. 642 00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:33,639 Uh, we got a problem. 643 00:25:33,681 --> 00:25:35,016 Call me back. It's about the... 644 00:25:35,057 --> 00:25:37,334 Olen-stay-ikes-bay. 645 00:25:38,144 --> 00:25:39,145 How was the ride? 646 00:25:39,186 --> 00:25:42,523 Not great. I think I accidentally invited a cop to see the bikes. 647 00:25:42,548 --> 00:25:44,358 - So? - They're stolen, Tommy. 648 00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:46,444 Stolen? Well, that was stupid. 649 00:25:46,485 --> 00:25:49,280 - Which part, the stolen or the cop? - Both, I would think. 650 00:25:49,321 --> 00:25:50,656 You still got your truck here? 651 00:25:50,698 --> 00:25:51,758 You gotta help me get rid of them. 652 00:25:51,782 --> 00:25:53,534 Come on, man. I just got a fresh beer. 653 00:25:53,576 --> 00:25:54,826 Tommy. 654 00:25:56,120 --> 00:25:58,831 Okay, Christ. Meet you out back. 655 00:26:01,417 --> 00:26:03,295 Lip, where are you? Call me. 656 00:26:10,426 --> 00:26:12,553 Sorry, where are we? 657 00:26:12,595 --> 00:26:14,685 Nearing the Howard stop. 658 00:26:14,935 --> 00:26:15,978 Howard? 659 00:26:16,256 --> 00:26:19,518 Did this bus magically skip the back of the Yards? 660 00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:22,201 That was almost 30 stops ago. 661 00:26:22,688 --> 00:26:24,154 Stop the bus. 662 00:26:25,232 --> 00:26:27,279 Stop the goddamn bus. 663 00:26:28,903 --> 00:26:30,443 Which way do I walk? 664 00:26:36,494 --> 00:26:37,615 Thank you. 665 00:26:38,104 --> 00:26:40,240 Next time, tell me, will you? 666 00:26:42,083 --> 00:26:44,168 No. No, no, no, no, no, no. 667 00:26:44,210 --> 00:26:45,810 I can't do less than 12 grand. 668 00:26:48,923 --> 00:26:50,310 All right, how about 11? 669 00:26:51,529 --> 00:26:52,447 Seven? 670 00:26:52,472 --> 00:26:54,433 Yeah, fuck you, dickhead. Jesus Christ. 671 00:26:54,553 --> 00:26:56,430 He's offering seven grand for the Indian? 672 00:26:56,472 --> 00:26:57,640 Yeah. It's the third guy 673 00:26:57,681 --> 00:26:58,974 that lowballed me today. 674 00:26:59,016 --> 00:27:00,392 Now I won't even clear a grand 675 00:27:00,434 --> 00:27:01,578 after everything I put into it. 676 00:27:01,602 --> 00:27:03,604 Jesus. I will cut my own throat 677 00:27:03,646 --> 00:27:04,873 before moving in with Bob Tamietti. 678 00:27:04,897 --> 00:27:07,108 Listen, we should clear at least 20 grand 679 00:27:07,149 --> 00:27:09,021 - for these bikes in Merrillville. - Yeah. 680 00:27:09,732 --> 00:27:11,421 Take some. Use it to rent you and Tami a place. 681 00:27:11,445 --> 00:27:13,155 No, no, man. That's for your baby's bills. 682 00:27:13,180 --> 00:27:14,264 Take five. 683 00:27:14,289 --> 00:27:15,990 Pay me back when you sell the Indian. 684 00:27:19,161 --> 00:27:20,121 You sure? 685 00:27:20,443 --> 00:27:23,779 Well, if it'll keep you from cutting your throat, absolutely. 686 00:27:25,543 --> 00:27:27,461 Thank you. 687 00:27:35,076 --> 00:27:36,904 What the fuck? 688 00:27:43,185 --> 00:27:45,020 We're just gonna leave them here? 689 00:27:45,062 --> 00:27:47,189 We'll come back for them when things have cooled down. 690 00:27:47,231 --> 00:27:48,691 What about the chopper? 691 00:27:48,732 --> 00:27:50,127 Too hot. Cop's already seen me on it. 692 00:27:50,151 --> 00:27:51,902 We're gonna put it where no one can find it. 693 00:27:51,944 --> 00:27:53,737 They won't think to look for them here. 694 00:27:53,762 --> 00:27:55,597 Oh, shit. Incoming! 695 00:27:59,385 --> 00:28:00,386 Fuck. 696 00:28:00,411 --> 00:28:03,716 - Go. Go. - What the hell, man? 697 00:28:04,498 --> 00:28:07,751 What the fuck? Hey! 698 00:28:10,646 --> 00:28:13,149 You can't just sell her childhood home like that. 699 00:28:13,334 --> 00:28:16,093 Who is this, and why is he speaking to me? 700 00:28:16,135 --> 00:28:18,721 I'm Liam. I'm practicing making my voice heard. 701 00:28:18,762 --> 00:28:21,056 When did you up and decide to move to Louisville? 702 00:28:21,098 --> 00:28:23,434 I've been telling you that I wanted to move for years. 703 00:28:23,475 --> 00:28:24,786 You told me you were gonna give me 704 00:28:24,810 --> 00:28:26,437 a llama for Christmas when I was four. 705 00:28:26,478 --> 00:28:28,189 I'm still waiting for that to happen. 706 00:28:28,214 --> 00:28:30,091 Chicago isn't the same anymore. 707 00:28:30,149 --> 00:28:31,317 Black people are moving out 708 00:28:31,358 --> 00:28:34,137 faster than white people were stealing us out of Africa. 709 00:28:34,162 --> 00:28:38,032 Which is why you need to stay. We have to fight. 710 00:28:38,073 --> 00:28:39,742 Chicago is our home. 711 00:28:39,767 --> 00:28:42,645 Honey, I'm just getting too old for this fight. 712 00:28:42,924 --> 00:28:44,538 I'm trying to raise a Black son 713 00:28:44,563 --> 00:28:46,982 in the white hipster capital of the Midwest. 714 00:28:47,424 --> 00:28:50,544 He's watching white people sitcoms on TV 715 00:28:50,586 --> 00:28:52,322 in Crocs. 716 00:28:52,953 --> 00:28:54,246 But Louisville? 717 00:28:54,271 --> 00:28:56,717 Well, your aunts are there, and their sons, 718 00:28:56,759 --> 00:28:59,174 and husbands... you know, family. 719 00:28:59,457 --> 00:29:00,708 What am I? 720 00:29:00,930 --> 00:29:03,557 You've only seen me twice this year, 721 00:29:03,599 --> 00:29:05,809 and we only live eight blocks apart. 722 00:29:05,851 --> 00:29:08,771 There's a community in Louisville for me. 723 00:29:08,812 --> 00:29:12,316 Baby, I'm sorry, but it's... it's just time. 724 00:29:22,615 --> 00:29:24,804 Can't believe you wouldn't let us be friends with those guys. 725 00:29:24,828 --> 00:29:26,580 You can't start friendships off with sex. 726 00:29:26,605 --> 00:29:27,773 It sets a bad precedent. 727 00:29:27,798 --> 00:29:29,926 First, we didn't have sex. We got hand jobs in a steam room. 728 00:29:29,951 --> 00:29:31,936 Two, our friendship started with sex. 729 00:29:31,961 --> 00:29:33,855 If you want me marrying one of those guys in ten years, 730 00:29:33,879 --> 00:29:36,099 then, yeah, let's go back and make friends with them. 731 00:29:36,340 --> 00:29:37,925 All right, fine, no steam room guys. 732 00:29:37,967 --> 00:29:39,694 We can still go back for handies, though, right? 733 00:29:39,718 --> 00:29:40,761 Definitely. 734 00:29:40,803 --> 00:29:41,887 I said mid-century. 735 00:29:41,929 --> 00:29:43,389 Yes, but which part of mid-century? 736 00:29:43,430 --> 00:29:45,504 - It's not just a year. - It doesn't matter. 737 00:29:45,529 --> 00:29:48,894 I said Cabernet mauve, not cotton candy mauve. 738 00:29:48,919 --> 00:29:50,592 - Please, not those guys. - No. 739 00:29:51,063 --> 00:29:52,815 Just make a fucking decision. 740 00:29:52,856 --> 00:29:54,779 - Okay! - Hey, guys? 741 00:29:55,269 --> 00:29:57,063 Darker or lighter duvet? 742 00:29:57,152 --> 00:29:59,238 - What? - I guess that depends 743 00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:00,823 on what part of mid-century. 744 00:30:00,848 --> 00:30:02,100 Bedspread thing? Lighter. 745 00:30:02,157 --> 00:30:03,474 Hides the lube stains. Let's go. 746 00:30:04,368 --> 00:30:06,996 I'm Ian. This is Mickey. 747 00:30:07,037 --> 00:30:09,498 Tim. This is Brendan. 748 00:30:09,540 --> 00:30:10,666 - Hey. - He's right. 749 00:30:10,708 --> 00:30:12,435 Lube has destroyed, like, six sets of sheets for us. 750 00:30:12,459 --> 00:30:13,836 Well, are you using water-based 751 00:30:13,877 --> 00:30:14,980 or silicone? 752 00:30:15,004 --> 00:30:16,171 Silicone. 753 00:30:16,213 --> 00:30:17,381 Water-based doesn't stain. 754 00:30:17,423 --> 00:30:20,092 - Neither does spit. Ian. - Ugh, Joe and Sherman can't go 755 00:30:20,134 --> 00:30:21,760 to Anderson Cooper's book signing today. 756 00:30:21,785 --> 00:30:23,724 It's just us, Jon, and Travis. 757 00:30:24,305 --> 00:30:25,806 We're free today. 758 00:30:25,848 --> 00:30:27,388 For a book signing? 759 00:30:27,925 --> 00:30:29,010 I don't like books. 760 00:30:29,035 --> 00:30:30,537 We love Anderson Cooper, though. 761 00:30:30,561 --> 00:30:32,146 We do. He's great. 762 00:30:32,187 --> 00:30:33,939 Listen, can I talk to you for a sec? 763 00:30:33,981 --> 00:30:35,607 Who the fuck is Anderson Cooper? 764 00:30:35,649 --> 00:30:38,027 Who the fuck knows? But maybe these guys can be our friends. 765 00:30:38,068 --> 00:30:39,153 Oh, so we can't be friends 766 00:30:39,194 --> 00:30:40,588 with the steam room guys, but we can be friends 767 00:30:40,612 --> 00:30:42,698 with fucking twinks buying a duvet? 768 00:30:42,740 --> 00:30:44,199 Do you wanna fuck either of them? 769 00:30:44,241 --> 00:30:45,784 - No. - Then yes, we can be friends 770 00:30:45,826 --> 00:30:47,053 with the twinks buying a duvet. 771 00:30:47,077 --> 00:30:48,013 I d-no... 772 00:30:48,038 --> 00:30:49,498 We're in. 773 00:30:49,587 --> 00:30:51,297 - Okay. - Great. 774 00:30:53,054 --> 00:30:54,097 Okay. 775 00:30:54,122 --> 00:30:55,443 Smile. 776 00:30:56,979 --> 00:31:01,724 And that is how Teddy got abducted and murdered, kids. 777 00:31:01,961 --> 00:31:04,964 Now, do we ever take rides with strangers? 778 00:31:05,054 --> 00:31:08,849 - No! - That's right. Now, Sally 779 00:31:08,891 --> 00:31:10,035 is gonna teach you the difference 780 00:31:10,059 --> 00:31:11,518 between appropriate 781 00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:13,270 and inappropriate ways 782 00:31:13,312 --> 00:31:15,564 of being touched by an adult. 783 00:31:15,606 --> 00:31:17,066 Yay! 784 00:31:19,401 --> 00:31:20,736 Now, kids, 785 00:31:20,778 --> 00:31:22,946 sometimes an adult touches you 786 00:31:22,988 --> 00:31:23,989 and that's okay, 787 00:31:24,031 --> 00:31:25,616 like a high five. 788 00:31:25,641 --> 00:31:27,021 Is that okay? 789 00:31:27,046 --> 00:31:29,036 Yes! 790 00:31:29,078 --> 00:31:30,245 Now, what if an adult 791 00:31:30,287 --> 00:31:31,997 makes you have sex without a condom? 792 00:31:32,039 --> 00:31:33,457 Is that okay? 793 00:31:33,499 --> 00:31:35,209 - Sally, Sally... - Maybe we should just... 794 00:31:35,250 --> 00:31:37,669 See, I thought Tish was a nice girl 795 00:31:37,711 --> 00:31:39,671 until she started asking questions 796 00:31:39,713 --> 00:31:41,924 about my pension and benefits, 797 00:31:41,965 --> 00:31:43,175 and before I knew it, 798 00:31:43,217 --> 00:31:44,676 she was bouncing on my cock! 799 00:31:44,718 --> 00:31:45,969 Cover your ears, kids. 800 00:31:46,011 --> 00:31:46,970 Gallagher! 801 00:31:47,012 --> 00:31:48,722 And now I have to pay alimony, 802 00:31:48,764 --> 00:31:51,683 child support, and live with my family forever! 803 00:32:01,652 --> 00:32:02,903 Come on, Kev, come on, Kev... 804 00:32:02,945 --> 00:32:05,239 I promised those to the guy today. 805 00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:06,615 There's 20 grand on the line, Lip. 806 00:32:06,657 --> 00:32:08,134 I know; he must've moved them somewhere, all right? 807 00:32:08,158 --> 00:32:10,537 - Moved them? Where? - I'm trying him. 808 00:32:12,287 --> 00:32:13,705 Fuck! 809 00:32:18,256 --> 00:32:20,229 Why can't we just push it into the water 810 00:32:20,254 --> 00:32:21,422 from the beach? 811 00:32:21,447 --> 00:32:23,537 Too shallow. Somebody's gonna see it. 812 00:32:25,676 --> 00:32:27,787 I'm gonna have to ride it off the end. 813 00:32:28,637 --> 00:32:30,180 That is a terrible idea. 814 00:32:30,222 --> 00:32:31,366 I'm gonna build up enough speed, 815 00:32:31,390 --> 00:32:33,099 and before it sails off the end, 816 00:32:33,124 --> 00:32:34,447 I'm gonna jump off. 817 00:32:35,394 --> 00:32:37,187 I saw Evel Knievel do it once. 818 00:32:37,229 --> 00:32:38,787 Yeah, but he was Evel Knievel. 819 00:32:39,356 --> 00:32:41,775 You rearrange the letters in my name, 820 00:32:41,817 --> 00:32:43,610 it almost spells Knievel. 821 00:32:43,652 --> 00:32:44,486 Hand me the helmet. 822 00:32:49,032 --> 00:32:51,160 Dear motorcycle gods, 823 00:32:51,201 --> 00:32:52,786 please don't let me die. 824 00:32:52,828 --> 00:32:53,871 Amen. 825 00:32:58,986 --> 00:33:01,030 Yee-haw! 826 00:33:39,078 --> 00:33:40,283 For sale? 827 00:33:42,544 --> 00:33:45,326 My house. They can't sell my house! 828 00:33:45,631 --> 00:33:48,926 No, darn it. This is... uh... 829 00:33:48,967 --> 00:33:51,595 who-who told you that you could sell this house? 830 00:33:51,637 --> 00:33:53,597 Um, sorry, do you have an appointment? 831 00:33:53,639 --> 00:33:54,991 I don't-I don't need an appointment. 832 00:33:55,015 --> 00:33:56,475 This is my house! 833 00:33:56,517 --> 00:33:59,603 My wife OD'd in most of these rooms. 834 00:33:59,628 --> 00:34:02,380 My son was born in the tub upstairs. 835 00:34:02,439 --> 00:34:04,483 That's... those are not for you. 836 00:34:04,525 --> 00:34:05,734 Out. Get out. 837 00:34:05,776 --> 00:34:07,778 Get out! This is... 838 00:34:07,819 --> 00:34:09,029 this is my house. 839 00:34:09,071 --> 00:34:10,864 You cannot sell this house 840 00:34:10,906 --> 00:34:12,991 - without me. - Hello, police? 841 00:34:21,917 --> 00:34:23,418 You okay back there? 842 00:34:23,460 --> 00:34:24,670 Well, some fancy people 843 00:34:24,711 --> 00:34:27,089 are trying to steal my house, so... 844 00:34:27,130 --> 00:34:28,757 That isn't your house, sir. 845 00:34:28,799 --> 00:34:31,506 You don't think I'd recognize my own house? 846 00:34:32,553 --> 00:34:33,887 Do me a favor. 847 00:34:34,054 --> 00:34:35,915 Look at yourself for a second. 848 00:34:37,891 --> 00:34:39,540 Now take a look at that house. 849 00:34:43,932 --> 00:34:46,555 Do you honestly think you live in a house like that? 850 00:34:48,610 --> 00:34:53,352 Hey, it's okay. It's okay. Look, I get confused, too, on occasion. 851 00:34:54,241 --> 00:34:57,494 Look, why don't you just take your time, 852 00:34:58,063 --> 00:35:00,622 breathe a little, and when it comes to you, 853 00:35:00,804 --> 00:35:03,125 give me an address, and we'll get you home? 854 00:35:03,542 --> 00:35:05,711 You're not gonna take me to the station? 855 00:35:05,752 --> 00:35:08,149 No, you don't seem like a criminal to me. 856 00:35:10,832 --> 00:35:12,667 Shows what you know. 857 00:35:15,692 --> 00:35:18,515 Okay. Dino nuggets. 858 00:35:18,540 --> 00:35:20,709 Smiley fries are almost ready. 859 00:35:24,215 --> 00:35:27,090 So, Prince, would you like to live here with us? 860 00:35:27,472 --> 00:35:29,651 No, thank you. 861 00:35:29,693 --> 00:35:31,153 Well, it wouldn't be a-a full-time. 862 00:35:31,194 --> 00:35:33,071 It'd, you know, be a-a-a part-time 863 00:35:33,113 --> 00:35:34,239 custody situation. 864 00:35:34,281 --> 00:35:36,033 That way, you could get to know your mom. 865 00:35:36,074 --> 00:35:38,118 I don't want to get to know my mom. 866 00:35:38,143 --> 00:35:40,186 Well, she should get to know you, anyway. 867 00:35:40,211 --> 00:35:41,605 She can't just run away from people. 868 00:35:41,630 --> 00:35:43,090 She has obligations. 869 00:35:43,165 --> 00:35:46,114 No offense. I don't wanna live here. 870 00:35:46,835 --> 00:35:48,333 It's sort of a dump. 871 00:35:48,675 --> 00:35:50,051 It is not a dump! 872 00:35:50,188 --> 00:35:52,065 The faucet water comes out orange. 873 00:35:52,090 --> 00:35:54,067 Well, that's just rust. It goes away. 874 00:35:58,055 --> 00:35:59,973 You should sell this place and get a new one. 875 00:36:00,015 --> 00:36:02,017 We're not selling this house. This is my family's. 876 00:36:02,059 --> 00:36:03,528 We're gonna live here forever. 877 00:36:04,364 --> 00:36:06,938 I'm just gonna live with my dad, if that's okay. 878 00:36:06,980 --> 00:36:08,590 No, it's not okay. 879 00:36:08,899 --> 00:36:10,359 Sandy can't just get off Scot-free. 880 00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:12,277 - It's not fair. - To whom? 881 00:36:12,319 --> 00:36:14,196 To those of us who are stuck raising a kid 882 00:36:14,237 --> 00:36:15,848 until she's 18 years old. 883 00:36:16,145 --> 00:36:17,397 No offense, Franny. 884 00:36:17,617 --> 00:36:20,153 But that's your choice, isn't it? 885 00:36:20,419 --> 00:36:23,030 - What is? - To have a kid and raise it. 886 00:36:23,246 --> 00:36:26,083 My dad said people make different choices sometimes 887 00:36:26,124 --> 00:36:27,926 and that's okay. 888 00:36:28,383 --> 00:36:29,884 Royal said that? 889 00:36:34,508 --> 00:36:36,686 No. No. 890 00:36:37,269 --> 00:36:38,966 Sandy can't just abandon people. 891 00:36:38,991 --> 00:36:41,223 I'm gonna talk to your dad about a joint custody situation 892 00:36:41,248 --> 00:36:42,667 when he comes to pick you up. 893 00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:46,186 Hey, Liam, buddy. 894 00:36:46,228 --> 00:36:47,604 Look, uh, I'm just calling 895 00:36:47,646 --> 00:36:48,706 to see where your head's at 896 00:36:48,730 --> 00:36:50,524 as far as selling the house goes. 897 00:36:50,565 --> 00:36:52,022 So, uh, call me back. 898 00:36:52,442 --> 00:36:53,944 Oh, and, uh, Tami and I 899 00:36:53,985 --> 00:36:55,380 are making beef stroganoff for dinner. 900 00:36:55,404 --> 00:36:57,280 That's your favorite, so come on over later. 901 00:36:57,322 --> 00:36:58,920 I love you. Bye. 902 00:37:03,912 --> 00:37:05,205 Hey, Carl! Buddy, look. 903 00:37:05,247 --> 00:37:06,641 I'm just calling to see where your head's at 904 00:37:06,665 --> 00:37:08,500 as far as, uh, selling the house goes, 905 00:37:08,542 --> 00:37:09,710 so call me back, and, uh, 906 00:37:09,751 --> 00:37:11,795 hey, I put some of those Hot Pockets you like 907 00:37:11,837 --> 00:37:14,047 in your mini fridge for you. I love you. 908 00:37:14,089 --> 00:37:15,298 All right, bye, bud. 909 00:37:15,340 --> 00:37:18,802 Fuck. 910 00:37:18,844 --> 00:37:20,470 Yo, where the fuck you been? 911 00:37:20,512 --> 00:37:22,347 I'm fine, Lip. Thanks for asking. 912 00:37:22,389 --> 00:37:23,515 Where are the bikes? 913 00:37:23,557 --> 00:37:25,434 - Had to get rid of them. - Why? 914 00:37:25,475 --> 00:37:27,394 I got pulled over riding the chopper. 915 00:37:27,436 --> 00:37:28,872 Oh, you took the chopper for a ride? 916 00:37:28,897 --> 00:37:30,415 Could we not do that part right now? 917 00:37:30,439 --> 00:37:32,149 The cop wanted to buy it. 918 00:37:32,190 --> 00:37:35,026 - Really? How-how-how much? - Guys, stolen bike! 919 00:37:35,068 --> 00:37:36,587 That's why I had to get rid of them. 920 00:37:36,611 --> 00:37:37,946 I took the Café Racer 921 00:37:37,988 --> 00:37:39,340 and the Norton to the Easy Throttle 922 00:37:39,364 --> 00:37:40,842 just until things cool down for a little bit. 923 00:37:40,866 --> 00:37:41,783 All-all right. 924 00:37:41,825 --> 00:37:43,744 W-w-w-where-where's the chopper? 925 00:37:43,785 --> 00:37:45,954 - I drove it into the lake. - Are you fucking kidding me? 926 00:37:45,996 --> 00:37:47,330 - Fuck me! - Look, if anyone 927 00:37:47,372 --> 00:37:48,623 found that thing, 928 00:37:48,665 --> 00:37:49,708 I would be going to jail, 929 00:37:49,750 --> 00:37:50,852 and I'm not gonna take that rap. 930 00:37:50,876 --> 00:37:52,586 That was a down payment for an apartment 931 00:37:52,611 --> 00:37:54,905 and Brad's money for hospital bills! 932 00:37:57,274 --> 00:37:59,777 Look, how long ago did you leave them at the Easy Throttle? 933 00:37:59,801 --> 00:38:02,804 - A couple hours ago. - All right. 934 00:38:02,846 --> 00:38:05,015 - Where you going? - The fuck you think? 935 00:38:05,056 --> 00:38:07,100 Oh, fuck me. 936 00:38:10,395 --> 00:38:12,314 Rosé and charcuterie, everyone? 937 00:38:12,355 --> 00:38:13,607 - Ooh. - Pepperoni. 938 00:38:13,648 --> 00:38:16,597 Okay, so what did you guys think about the book signing? 939 00:38:17,586 --> 00:38:20,714 Uh, politics aren't really our thing. 940 00:38:20,739 --> 00:38:22,699 The white hair was kind of hot, though. 941 00:38:23,136 --> 00:38:25,410 Tell us about Ian and Mickey. 942 00:38:25,452 --> 00:38:26,620 What do you guys do? 943 00:38:26,661 --> 00:38:28,663 We actually run an armed transport service. 944 00:38:28,688 --> 00:38:31,035 Ooh, armed! You ever shoot anyone? 945 00:38:31,666 --> 00:38:34,669 Yeah. 946 00:38:34,711 --> 00:38:36,213 So where do you guys live? 947 00:38:36,254 --> 00:38:38,465 Uh, South Side, with my family. 948 00:38:38,507 --> 00:38:40,425 There are gays on the South Side? 949 00:38:40,467 --> 00:38:43,220 - You still live with your family? - Five brothers and sisters. 950 00:38:43,261 --> 00:38:45,013 Oh, and me, Tami, your niece, 951 00:38:45,055 --> 00:38:46,389 your dad, and Sandy, actually. 952 00:38:46,431 --> 00:38:48,683 Holy shit. So ten of you in one house? 953 00:38:48,725 --> 00:38:50,393 - Yeah. - Mickey and I are gonna get 954 00:38:50,435 --> 00:38:51,561 our own place soon, though. 955 00:38:51,603 --> 00:38:53,313 If you ever grow a pair and tell Debbie. 956 00:38:54,314 --> 00:38:55,899 If I had to live with my family, 957 00:38:55,941 --> 00:38:57,692 I'd kill myself. 958 00:38:57,734 --> 00:38:59,236 Mm-hmm. 959 00:38:59,277 --> 00:39:01,363 It's really... it's not that bad. 960 00:39:01,404 --> 00:39:03,865 Oh, my God. You like your family? 961 00:39:03,907 --> 00:39:05,158 Oh, I hate mine. 962 00:39:05,183 --> 00:39:07,182 - Oh, me too. - Ugh! 963 00:39:09,246 --> 00:39:10,497 Yeah, I think we, uh... 964 00:39:10,539 --> 00:39:12,016 - actually have to get going. - What? 965 00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:13,625 I'm not done with the pepperoni. 966 00:39:13,667 --> 00:39:14,894 - Stay for dinner. - Yeah. 967 00:39:14,918 --> 00:39:16,136 Seth and Theo are coming. 968 00:39:16,161 --> 00:39:17,538 It's Julia Child night. 969 00:39:17,563 --> 00:39:18,939 We're roasting duck. 970 00:39:18,964 --> 00:39:20,799 - Yes! - Come on. 971 00:39:20,841 --> 00:39:22,551 Damn, but it's just, we... You know, 972 00:39:22,592 --> 00:39:23,802 we really should, um... 973 00:39:23,844 --> 00:39:26,388 - We'll-we'll be right back. - Okay. 974 00:39:29,432 --> 00:39:31,059 Can we please go? 975 00:39:31,101 --> 00:39:32,912 Why would we leave now? They're giving us free stuff. 976 00:39:32,936 --> 00:39:34,121 They're shitting all over my family 977 00:39:34,145 --> 00:39:35,745 - and the South Side. - Who gives a shit? 978 00:39:35,772 --> 00:39:37,208 Look, I don't wanna fuck any of them, 979 00:39:37,232 --> 00:39:38,751 and they're feeding us; as far as I'm concerned, 980 00:39:38,775 --> 00:39:40,735 they're checking all the right boxes. We're gonna stay. 981 00:39:40,777 --> 00:39:42,529 Hey! 982 00:39:42,571 --> 00:39:45,156 We can't. We have... that thing. 983 00:39:45,198 --> 00:39:46,157 - Oh. - What? 984 00:39:46,199 --> 00:39:47,593 What he means is that he's got a thing, 985 00:39:47,617 --> 00:39:48,827 so, uh, I'm gonna stay. 986 00:39:48,869 --> 00:39:50,161 - Hey! - There we go! 987 00:39:50,203 --> 00:39:52,205 You know, we can, uh, talk about sex and stuff. 988 00:39:52,247 --> 00:39:53,790 - Yay! - Yes! 989 00:39:53,832 --> 00:39:55,059 And if I have a bunch of gay friends 990 00:39:55,083 --> 00:39:57,460 I talk about sex with when you're not around, 991 00:39:57,502 --> 00:39:59,715 who knows what might happen? Right? 992 00:40:00,707 --> 00:40:02,716 I no longer have a thing. 993 00:40:02,757 --> 00:40:04,301 - Attaboy! - Whoo! 994 00:40:04,342 --> 00:40:05,862 Ian doesn't like to have his ass licked. 995 00:40:05,886 --> 00:40:06,970 What? 996 00:40:07,012 --> 00:40:08,197 - Oh, my God. - It's the best thing. 997 00:40:08,221 --> 00:40:10,021 - Oh, girl. - Are you even gay? 998 00:40:11,998 --> 00:40:13,541 This your house? 999 00:40:14,811 --> 00:40:16,637 Yep. This is my house. 1000 00:40:17,439 --> 00:40:18,815 Need help to the door? 1001 00:40:18,857 --> 00:40:22,168 - No, I-I-I got it. - Okay. 1002 00:40:31,870 --> 00:40:33,663 Oh, hi. I-I'm... 1003 00:40:33,705 --> 00:40:34,956 I don't mean to, uh, scare you. 1004 00:40:34,998 --> 00:40:36,207 I just need to come inside 1005 00:40:36,249 --> 00:40:38,145 until that man out there is gone. 1006 00:40:38,793 --> 00:40:40,294 Mommy! 1007 00:40:45,550 --> 00:40:46,968 Hey 1008 00:40:47,010 --> 00:40:48,136 - Hey! - Ah! 1009 00:40:48,178 --> 00:40:50,058 No, no, no, no, no. 1010 00:40:50,096 --> 00:40:52,515 I'm... no, no. I'm... oh, shit. 1011 00:40:59,158 --> 00:41:00,785 Oh, jeez. 1012 00:41:04,502 --> 00:41:06,379 So I'm gonna ask her to take it first. 1013 00:41:06,404 --> 00:41:07,572 I'm not a monster. 1014 00:41:07,614 --> 00:41:09,741 But she's sort of a bad person, 1015 00:41:09,783 --> 00:41:10,867 and if she says no 1016 00:41:10,909 --> 00:41:12,786 and I gotta slip it into her drink, 1017 00:41:12,811 --> 00:41:14,772 will it still work? 1018 00:41:14,829 --> 00:41:16,057 Or if she only drinks half that drink, 1019 00:41:16,081 --> 00:41:17,916 will she end up having half a baby? 1020 00:41:17,958 --> 00:41:19,060 Or what if she's having twins? 1021 00:41:19,084 --> 00:41:20,669 Will she end up only having one baby? 1022 00:41:21,670 --> 00:41:23,630 Should I just slip her two Plan B's just in case? 1023 00:41:23,672 --> 00:41:24,941 Or what if I crush it down into a powder 1024 00:41:24,965 --> 00:41:27,300 and tell her it's coke, get her to snort it? 1025 00:41:27,342 --> 00:41:29,552 I mean, I don't know if she does coke, though. 1026 00:41:29,594 --> 00:41:31,510 She's trashy, so she probably does. 1027 00:41:32,597 --> 00:41:34,385 Why you so quiet? What do you think? 1028 00:41:34,570 --> 00:41:35,863 Oh, my God. 1029 00:41:35,888 --> 00:41:38,080 You've dealt with this before, right, Bill? 1030 00:41:48,196 --> 00:41:50,477 - Hey. - Hey. 1031 00:41:51,241 --> 00:41:52,409 How was the day? 1032 00:41:52,450 --> 00:41:54,035 Fine, good, yeah. 1033 00:41:55,328 --> 00:41:58,289 - You sell the Indian? - Uh, I'm fielding some offers. 1034 00:41:58,331 --> 00:41:59,332 Okay. 1035 00:41:59,374 --> 00:42:00,667 Uh, how's it looking 1036 00:42:00,709 --> 00:42:02,043 with Liam and Carl? 1037 00:42:02,085 --> 00:42:03,712 Uh, I haven't got ahold of them yet, 1038 00:42:03,753 --> 00:42:05,234 but I'm, uh, you know... 1039 00:42:05,259 --> 00:42:06,798 I'm optimistic. 1040 00:42:07,716 --> 00:42:09,259 Okay. 1041 00:42:09,300 --> 00:42:10,844 Uh, you gonna be home soon? 1042 00:42:10,869 --> 00:42:12,955 No, I'll probably be a bit. There's a... 1043 00:42:13,430 --> 00:42:14,822 thing I gotta do first. 1044 00:42:16,948 --> 00:42:19,813 Okay. I'll see you soon. 1045 00:42:40,587 --> 00:42:41,939 Why are you naked? 1046 00:42:43,712 --> 00:42:45,680 I drove the chopper into Lake Michigan. 1047 00:42:46,124 --> 00:42:48,532 - Do I wanna know more than that? - No. 1048 00:42:49,174 --> 00:42:52,427 - How's Liam? - Dropped him off. He's sad. 1049 00:42:52,469 --> 00:42:54,429 Well, you don't look much better. 1050 00:42:54,471 --> 00:42:56,139 No Black voters showed up. 1051 00:42:56,181 --> 00:42:57,974 My mom's moving to Louisville. 1052 00:42:58,016 --> 00:42:59,184 Carol's moving to Louisville? 1053 00:42:59,225 --> 00:43:02,720 She says there's no community for her here anymore. 1054 00:43:03,271 --> 00:43:05,106 Oh, baby, I'm sorry. 1055 00:43:09,527 --> 00:43:10,845 Mm. 1056 00:43:16,717 --> 00:43:19,298 - Yeah. - You getting a boner? 1057 00:43:19,954 --> 00:43:22,874 - Yeah. - Read the room. 1058 00:43:22,916 --> 00:43:24,167 Oh, come on, Little Big Kev 1059 00:43:24,209 --> 00:43:25,668 has always made you feel better. 1060 00:43:25,710 --> 00:43:26,970 Not tonight. 1061 00:43:27,587 --> 00:43:29,089 I just wanna crawl into bed 1062 00:43:29,130 --> 00:43:31,174 and cry myself to sleep. 1063 00:43:37,472 --> 00:43:38,264 Okay. 1064 00:43:38,306 --> 00:43:40,100 Oh, yeah, these are so great. 1065 00:43:40,141 --> 00:43:41,768 Perfect for a full can of Schlitz. 1066 00:43:44,187 --> 00:43:46,106 - Excuse me. - Carl? 1067 00:43:46,147 --> 00:43:47,774 Take this. 1068 00:43:48,342 --> 00:43:49,176 Why? 1069 00:43:49,201 --> 00:43:50,377 Because you rode me bareback 1070 00:43:50,401 --> 00:43:51,736 so I'd plant a baby in your belly 1071 00:43:51,778 --> 00:43:53,655 and you could take half of everything I own. 1072 00:43:53,696 --> 00:43:55,990 But, oh, no, girl, I'm onto you. 1073 00:43:56,032 --> 00:43:58,076 So take this Plan B with a full bottle of water, 1074 00:43:58,118 --> 00:43:59,470 or I'm going to file a police report 1075 00:43:59,494 --> 00:44:00,798 saying you raped me. 1076 00:44:01,097 --> 00:44:02,723 I'm on the pill. 1077 00:44:02,994 --> 00:44:05,500 And... I thought you wanted to have sex. 1078 00:44:05,525 --> 00:44:07,830 I did, but with a condom. 1079 00:44:08,378 --> 00:44:09,970 I'm allergic to latex. 1080 00:44:10,213 --> 00:44:12,291 What, so you get, like, a rash or something? 1081 00:44:12,316 --> 00:44:13,978 Like, I'd die. 1082 00:44:14,717 --> 00:44:16,302 Oh. Well... 1083 00:44:16,344 --> 00:44:18,853 then why were you asking about my job and benefits, then? 1084 00:44:19,088 --> 00:44:21,502 Because I liked you, Carl! 1085 00:44:22,566 --> 00:44:23,734 Oh. 1086 00:44:23,893 --> 00:44:25,311 Well, I liked you too. 1087 00:44:25,353 --> 00:44:26,813 And you know what? It was nice. 1088 00:44:26,855 --> 00:44:27,814 It was nice to know 1089 00:44:27,856 --> 00:44:28,999 that I wouldn't have to support you 1090 00:44:29,023 --> 00:44:30,900 after I finished dental hygienist school. 1091 00:44:30,942 --> 00:44:32,944 - You're gonna be a dental hygienist? - Yes! 1092 00:44:32,986 --> 00:44:34,529 I'll have my own job. 1093 00:44:34,571 --> 00:44:36,447 I don't need some punk-ass rookie cop 1094 00:44:36,472 --> 00:44:37,682 taking care of me. 1095 00:44:38,486 --> 00:44:39,877 That's hot. 1096 00:44:41,025 --> 00:44:42,735 What time you get off work? 1097 00:44:43,328 --> 00:44:44,736 Are you kidding? 1098 00:44:45,540 --> 00:44:48,751 You dumped me, accused me of rape 1099 00:44:48,793 --> 00:44:51,462 and extortion, tried to force an abortion on me... 1100 00:44:51,504 --> 00:44:52,964 - Well... - and now you wanna 1101 00:44:53,006 --> 00:44:54,431 hang out again? 1102 00:44:55,544 --> 00:44:56,962 Yeah? 1103 00:44:57,802 --> 00:45:00,847 Okay, UFC tournament. 1104 00:45:00,889 --> 00:45:04,225 Best female pop stars of all time. 1105 00:45:04,267 --> 00:45:05,351 - Go. - Okay. 1106 00:45:05,393 --> 00:45:07,478 So Celine beats Taylor... 1107 00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:09,105 - Oh. - Sorry, in the quarters 1108 00:45:09,147 --> 00:45:11,733 but then falls to Gaga in the semis, 1109 00:45:11,774 --> 00:45:14,527 and then it's Gaga and Aguilera in the finals. 1110 00:45:14,569 --> 00:45:16,487 Dark horse: Britney. 1111 00:45:16,529 --> 00:45:17,572 - Oh! - Yes! 1112 00:45:17,614 --> 00:45:19,032 It's Britney, bitch! 1113 00:45:19,073 --> 00:45:21,826 Of course, yes. 1114 00:45:24,787 --> 00:45:26,998 So you really don't like rimming? 1115 00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:28,666 What? Oh. 1116 00:45:28,708 --> 00:45:30,251 No, it was Mickey. 1117 00:45:30,293 --> 00:45:31,729 He was kidding when he said it was me. 1118 00:45:31,753 --> 00:45:33,417 Oh, cool. 1119 00:45:33,796 --> 00:45:35,495 So you do like rimming? 1120 00:45:36,591 --> 00:45:38,870 Okay, Mickey, another cocktail? 1121 00:45:42,513 --> 00:45:44,390 Can we please get the fuck out of here? 1122 00:45:44,432 --> 00:45:46,081 You said we needed gay friends. 1123 00:45:46,351 --> 00:45:47,769 Do you like any of these guys? 1124 00:45:47,810 --> 00:45:50,688 Fuck no, I'm blowing my nut over this duck, though. 1125 00:45:50,730 --> 00:45:52,023 Here it is! 1126 00:45:52,065 --> 00:45:53,816 Ah! Whoo! 1127 00:45:53,858 --> 00:45:55,235 Oh! Oh, my God. 1128 00:45:55,276 --> 00:45:56,236 Whoo! 1129 00:45:56,277 --> 00:45:57,421 ? Rain on me ? 1130 00:45:57,445 --> 00:45:58,613 ? Rain, rain, rain on me ? 1131 00:45:58,655 --> 00:45:59,822 ? Rain, rain ? 1132 00:45:59,864 --> 00:46:01,366 ? I'd rather be dry ? 1133 00:46:01,407 --> 00:46:03,743 ? But at least I'm alive ? 1134 00:46:03,785 --> 00:46:05,828 ? Rain on me, rain, rain ? 1135 00:46:05,870 --> 00:46:08,831 ? Rain on me ? 1136 00:46:10,041 --> 00:46:11,900 - Can we leave now? - Yeah. 1137 00:46:12,637 --> 00:46:14,472 Are you guys leaving? 1138 00:46:14,671 --> 00:46:17,048 Things were just getting interesting. 1139 00:46:17,090 --> 00:46:18,716 ? Rain, rain, rain ? 1140 00:46:18,758 --> 00:46:19,926 ? Rain... ? 1141 00:46:19,968 --> 00:46:20,969 Whoo! 1142 00:46:21,010 --> 00:46:23,221 ? I hear the thunder coming down ? 1143 00:46:23,263 --> 00:46:25,098 ? Won't you rain on me? ? 1144 00:46:25,139 --> 00:46:26,766 Eh, yeah... 1145 00:46:26,808 --> 00:46:27,850 No. 1146 00:46:27,892 --> 00:46:29,203 You're the one who said if we fucked them, 1147 00:46:29,227 --> 00:46:31,020 we don't have to be friends with them. 1148 00:46:31,062 --> 00:46:32,939 ? Rain on me... ? 1149 00:46:32,981 --> 00:46:34,148 Fine. 1150 00:46:34,190 --> 00:46:36,651 ? Rain on me ? 1151 00:46:38,653 --> 00:46:41,291 Hey, uh, Liam, buddy, look, I was thinking, 1152 00:46:41,823 --> 00:46:43,324 you know, if we sell the house, 1153 00:46:43,366 --> 00:46:45,410 we could start a college fund for you, 1154 00:46:45,451 --> 00:46:46,786 so, uh, anyway, 1155 00:46:46,828 --> 00:46:47,787 something to talk about. 1156 00:46:47,829 --> 00:46:49,098 Give me a call back when you can. 1157 00:46:49,122 --> 00:46:50,290 All right, bye. 1158 00:46:51,318 --> 00:46:52,778 Tami? 1159 00:46:54,707 --> 00:46:56,751 Little man? 1160 00:46:58,214 --> 00:47:00,267 Holy fuck. 1161 00:47:02,385 --> 00:47:04,304 - All right, hey. - Hey. 1162 00:47:04,345 --> 00:47:05,948 - Hey, you give me a hand? - What's-what's going on? 1163 00:47:05,972 --> 00:47:06,848 We get robbed, or... 1164 00:47:06,889 --> 00:47:08,891 - No, no, he just woke up. - Hey, hi, buddy. 1165 00:47:08,933 --> 00:47:10,310 Yeah, I just packed up some stuff 1166 00:47:10,351 --> 00:47:12,478 and brought it over to my dad's. 1167 00:47:20,570 --> 00:47:21,799 Oh. 1168 00:47:22,572 --> 00:47:24,991 I'll be right back, buddy, okay? 1169 00:47:28,411 --> 00:47:30,997 Hey, uh, why-why did you take our stuff 1170 00:47:31,039 --> 00:47:33,374 to your dad's place? I-I thought we talked about this. 1171 00:47:33,416 --> 00:47:35,752 Yeah, w-we said you had the day to sell the Indian 1172 00:47:35,793 --> 00:47:37,712 or convince your family to sell the house. 1173 00:47:37,737 --> 00:47:39,155 The day's not over. 1174 00:47:39,387 --> 00:47:43,009 Okay, well, you didn't sound too hopeful on the phone, so... 1175 00:47:43,051 --> 00:47:45,762 Uh, I thought we said if I couldn't make it happen today, 1176 00:47:45,803 --> 00:47:48,043 then we would talk about what's next, right? 1177 00:47:48,598 --> 00:47:50,918 What did you think was next, Lip? 1178 00:47:51,392 --> 00:47:53,215 That I would try again tomorrow. 1179 00:47:53,728 --> 00:47:56,147 I thought what was next was that we would make 1180 00:47:56,189 --> 00:47:58,358 the most stable decision for our family. 1181 00:47:58,399 --> 00:48:00,151 I put in an application at Amazon. 1182 00:48:00,193 --> 00:48:01,770 All right? Like you asked. 1183 00:48:01,950 --> 00:48:02,987 Can you meet me halfway? 1184 00:48:03,029 --> 00:48:05,028 Halfway to homelessness? 1185 00:48:05,531 --> 00:48:07,158 No. No, Lip. 1186 00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:09,077 I'm not gonna meet you halfway. 1187 00:48:09,118 --> 00:48:10,620 And, God, what is up with you lately? 1188 00:48:10,661 --> 00:48:11,972 Nothing, nothing is up with me lately. 1189 00:48:11,996 --> 00:48:13,766 Really? Because you're being entirely unreasonable. 1190 00:48:13,790 --> 00:48:15,476 - You're obsessive. - Okay, you wanna catalog shit? 1191 00:48:15,500 --> 00:48:16,727 You are fucking stealing shit 1192 00:48:16,751 --> 00:48:17,853 'Cause I can take the notebook out, all right? 1193 00:48:17,877 --> 00:48:19,253 - Are you drinking again? - No! 1194 00:48:19,295 --> 00:48:21,756 Jesus, I just don't wanna live with your fucking family! 1195 00:48:21,798 --> 00:48:23,341 Okay, well, tough shit. 1196 00:48:23,383 --> 00:48:24,926 You had the day to make your plan work. 1197 00:48:24,967 --> 00:48:26,386 You didn't make it work. 1198 00:48:26,427 --> 00:48:27,970 So unless you make something happen 1199 00:48:28,012 --> 00:48:29,754 before we go to bed tonight... 1200 00:48:30,282 --> 00:48:32,243 Where are you going? 1201 00:48:37,855 --> 00:48:38,981 Hey. 1202 00:48:39,023 --> 00:48:40,301 Who's the kid? 1203 00:48:40,326 --> 00:48:41,452 Sandy's son. 1204 00:48:41,651 --> 00:48:43,236 You decide about the house yet? 1205 00:48:43,362 --> 00:48:45,323 Leave me alone. I'm heartbroken. 1206 00:48:51,119 --> 00:48:52,718 Why is he still here? 1207 00:48:53,125 --> 00:48:55,002 Royal's not done at Pizzeria Uno. 1208 00:48:55,665 --> 00:48:57,500 But you should know that I'm gonna talk to him 1209 00:48:57,542 --> 00:48:59,544 about us getting joint custody of Prince. 1210 00:49:00,179 --> 00:49:02,093 Uh, why? 1211 00:49:02,255 --> 00:49:03,357 If you're gonna be living with me, 1212 00:49:03,381 --> 00:49:04,608 you're gonna be living with my rules, 1213 00:49:04,632 --> 00:49:06,773 and my rules are that you don't abandon family. 1214 00:49:09,101 --> 00:49:11,249 Well, I guess I'm not living with you, then. 1215 00:49:11,274 --> 00:49:12,765 What? 1216 00:49:12,807 --> 00:49:14,976 No. Sandy! 1217 00:49:19,341 --> 00:49:21,635 Sandy! Sandy! 1218 00:49:23,276 --> 00:49:25,736 - What are you doing? - I'm getting the fuck out of here. 1219 00:49:25,778 --> 00:49:27,272 Ha. Great. 1220 00:49:27,297 --> 00:49:29,799 Add me to the list of people you run out on. 1221 00:49:29,824 --> 00:49:31,284 I don't run out on people, Debbie. 1222 00:49:31,325 --> 00:49:32,886 - It's not that simple. - It is. 1223 00:49:32,910 --> 00:49:34,996 You-you either stick with people, or you don't. 1224 00:49:35,037 --> 00:49:36,205 I stick with people. 1225 00:49:36,247 --> 00:49:37,457 Yeah, I stuck with you, 1226 00:49:37,498 --> 00:49:39,625 until you turned out to be a fucking psycho. 1227 00:49:39,667 --> 00:49:41,544 Well, that's not sticking with me. 1228 00:49:41,586 --> 00:49:44,922 - That's cutting and running. - People don't just cut and run, okay? 1229 00:49:44,964 --> 00:49:46,215 There are reasons. 1230 00:49:46,257 --> 00:49:47,550 I ran out on Prince and Royal 1231 00:49:47,592 --> 00:49:49,260 because I had no idea who I was. 1232 00:49:49,302 --> 00:49:51,345 - That's selfish. - It's not selfish. 1233 00:49:51,387 --> 00:49:53,890 That is the definition of selfish! 1234 00:49:53,931 --> 00:49:55,600 You ran out on people who needed you 1235 00:49:55,641 --> 00:49:58,023 because you wanted to go do your own shit. 1236 00:49:58,240 --> 00:49:59,950 I'll never forgive you for that. 1237 00:50:01,697 --> 00:50:03,741 You'll never forgive me for that? 1238 00:50:03,941 --> 00:50:06,468 They'll never. Prince will never. 1239 00:50:07,331 --> 00:50:09,083 Holy shit. 1240 00:50:10,698 --> 00:50:12,248 You think I'm Monica. 1241 00:50:12,533 --> 00:50:15,703 - What? - I am not your mom, Debbie. 1242 00:50:15,745 --> 00:50:17,556 I didn't just leave my family to do my own shit. 1243 00:50:17,580 --> 00:50:19,457 This has nothing to do with my mom. 1244 00:50:19,499 --> 00:50:20,764 Fuck you. 1245 00:50:21,288 --> 00:50:22,998 You are piling 1246 00:50:23,127 --> 00:50:25,631 all your abandonment issues on me. 1247 00:50:26,047 --> 00:50:27,701 Right? 'Cause what happened? 1248 00:50:28,049 --> 00:50:30,264 Monica ran out on you... 1249 00:50:31,344 --> 00:50:33,513 and now the rest of them wanna run out on you too. 1250 00:50:33,554 --> 00:50:34,698 They don't wanna run out on me. 1251 00:50:34,722 --> 00:50:36,474 They wanna sell the house and get the money. 1252 00:50:36,516 --> 00:50:38,059 You sure? 1253 00:50:56,327 --> 00:50:57,584 Night. 1254 00:50:58,912 --> 00:51:00,873 That was a bust, huh? 1255 00:51:00,915 --> 00:51:02,333 Oh, yeah, apart from a hand job, 1256 00:51:02,375 --> 00:51:04,701 duck, and orgy, total waste of a fucking day. 1257 00:51:05,628 --> 00:51:07,232 Still think we need gay friends? 1258 00:51:07,275 --> 00:51:08,443 Need? 1259 00:51:08,798 --> 00:51:10,132 No. I mean, I'm not opposed to it. 1260 00:51:10,174 --> 00:51:13,029 We just... we want friends we have things in common with. 1261 00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:15,302 There's a reason I do the same things as Lip. 1262 00:51:15,846 --> 00:51:17,045 I'm like Lip. 1263 00:51:17,483 --> 00:51:19,615 I'm okay if he's my only friend for now. 1264 00:51:19,874 --> 00:51:20,916 All right. 1265 00:51:21,272 --> 00:51:25,201 Well, wanna go tell Debbie you wanna do what Lip wants on this thing? 1266 00:51:25,927 --> 00:51:27,094 She's gonna love you. 1267 00:51:27,119 --> 00:51:28,662 She's gonna love you so much. 1268 00:51:28,776 --> 00:51:31,112 Debbie! 1269 00:51:31,153 --> 00:51:34,365 - Come on! Open up. - What's going on upstairs? 1270 00:51:34,407 --> 00:51:36,510 I'm not sure. Hey, do you guys think it's weird 1271 00:51:36,534 --> 00:51:37,410 I'm in love with my rapist? 1272 00:51:37,451 --> 00:51:38,828 - You weren't raped. - Yes. 1273 00:51:40,079 --> 00:51:41,414 I don't wanna sell the house. 1274 00:51:41,455 --> 00:51:42,623 Where have you been? 1275 00:51:42,665 --> 00:51:44,083 Out finding my voice. 1276 00:51:44,125 --> 00:51:45,751 Wait, you're voting not to sell? 1277 00:51:45,785 --> 00:51:47,245 Yeah. 1278 00:51:47,295 --> 00:51:49,755 So it's you two and Debbie. That's it, right? 1279 00:51:49,797 --> 00:51:51,841 Doesn't matter what I vote. We're not selling. 1280 00:51:51,882 --> 00:51:52,985 Well, I wanna change my vote. 1281 00:51:53,009 --> 00:51:54,635 Mickey and I want our own place. 1282 00:51:54,677 --> 00:51:56,846 So it's two in favor, two against? 1283 00:51:56,887 --> 00:51:59,248 Yeah, me and Lip versus Liam and Debbie. 1284 00:52:09,773 --> 00:52:11,225 Fiona... 1285 00:52:11,995 --> 00:52:13,677 Lip! 1286 00:52:15,114 --> 00:52:17,615 Carl! 1287 00:52:21,185 --> 00:52:23,395 Debbie? Lip? 1288 00:52:23,515 --> 00:52:25,357 - Out of the way, Frank. - Lip! 1289 00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:36,927 - If you vote not to sell... - Lip! 1290 00:52:36,969 --> 00:52:38,238 I'll iron your uniform for a whole month. 1291 00:52:38,262 --> 00:52:40,198 Vote to sell, I'll buy you pizza rolls for a year. 1292 00:52:40,222 --> 00:52:42,284 How about vote to sell, and I won't scoop your eyeballs out 1293 00:52:42,308 --> 00:52:44,644 with a fucking kitchen spoon? 1294 00:52:44,685 --> 00:52:47,605 Shit. 1295 00:52:47,647 --> 00:52:50,733 - What the fuck are you doing? - Creating an open floor plan. 1296 00:52:50,775 --> 00:52:51,859 We're selling! 1297 00:52:51,901 --> 00:52:53,027 - No! No. - Hey! 1298 00:52:53,069 --> 00:52:54,987 - Deb! Deb! - Relax, relax. 1299 00:52:57,723 --> 00:52:59,558 Fuck you! 1300 00:53:15,132 --> 00:53:17,593 Excuse me. Does Phillip Gallagher live here? 1301 00:53:17,635 --> 00:53:21,138 We have a few questions about a robbery where he used to work. 1302 00:53:21,180 --> 00:53:23,557 He's inside. Just be careful. He's got a sledgehammer. 1303 00:53:34,026 --> 00:53:35,611 ? Coming down on me ? 1304 00:53:35,653 --> 00:53:37,947 ? Teardrops on my face ? 1305 00:53:37,988 --> 00:53:39,865 ? Water like... ? 1306 00:53:47,958 --> 00:53:50,787 ? I can feel it on my skin ? 1307 00:53:53,730 --> 00:53:56,608 ? It's coming down on me ? 1308 00:53:57,883 --> 00:54:00,010 ? Teardrops on my face ? 1309 00:54:00,052 --> 00:54:01,554 ? Water like misery ? 1310 00:54:01,595 --> 00:54:03,889 ? Let it wash away my pain ? 1311 00:54:03,931 --> 00:54:06,058 ? It's coming down on me ? 1312 00:54:06,100 --> 00:54:09,228 ? Let it wash away ? 1313 00:54:09,270 --> 00:54:10,563 ? I'd rather be dry ? 1314 00:54:10,604 --> 00:54:12,898 ? But at least I'm alive ? 1315 00:54:12,940 --> 00:54:14,692 ? Rain on me, rain, rain ? 1316 00:54:41,381 --> 00:54:46,381 - Synced and corrected by ChrisKe - -- for www.addic7ed.com --