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Previously on B Positive...

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I'm getting my kidney.

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- What?
- No way!

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Son of a bitch!

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Seriously?

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We're going to Iceland?

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Well, we can't go just yet,

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but we can still plan for it.

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This is weirdly spontaneous for you.

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Did your doctor give you new drugs?

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No, Maddie. I'm just excited.

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I mean, Game of Thrones
was filmed there.

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We can pretend we're White Walkers.

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"Winter is coming. King in the North!"

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Jerry's gonna be okay,

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but his body rejected the kidney.

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Yes, it is a terrible setback.

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But it's how you deal with setbacks
that define you as a person.

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You're not gonna be alone,
because you are stuck

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with each and every one of us.

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Not only did you uplift Jerry's spirits

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- but I kind of...
- Oh, come on.

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Do you really think I meant any of that?

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What?

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- _
- Okay.

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I marked up the guidebook
with all the highlights,

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and I went to the currency exchange

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and got you 10,000 krona.

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Yeah.
Try not to spend it all in one place.

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Although, it would be pretty easy.
It's only about 60 bucks.

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My friends don't need to know that.

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Hey. Okay, I'm here. I am so sorry.
I couldn't find my passport,

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and the Uber was late,
but you know what?

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Who cares? Because we are
going to Iceland! Iceland, baby!

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Woot, woot!

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Mom, we've talked about this.
No "woot, woot."

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Okay. Uh, you two better get going.

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You don't want to miss your flight.

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To Iceland.

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Woot, woot!

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Hey, I paid for the tickets.
I can do whatever I want.

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- Thank you so much for this.
- Of course. Have fun.

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- Oh, and, uh, here's her stuff.
- Oh, right. Thanks.

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Okay.

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Oh, shoot.

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Oh, wait! Ah.

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Excuse me, uh,
my daughter forgot her guidebook.

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You can't go in without a boarding pass.

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Yeah. I-It'll just take a second.

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Uh, Maddie! Maddie!

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I'm sorry, sir.

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Okay. Well, can you just
go give this to her?

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No, I can't.

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And you need to take a step back.

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Well, I... Okay, this is stupid.
I'm giving her the guidebook.

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- Sir! Sir! Security!
- All right? It's not...

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Mother of God!

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Maddie.

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Your guidebook.

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? The more you give ?

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? The more you live ?

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? Your happiness is relative ?

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? But if you're feeling like crap ?

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? It's time to face the fact ?

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? It's your prerogative ?

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? Your prerogative ?

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? To be positive ?

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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com

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- Drew?
- Yeah.

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What the hell, dude?
I have been trying to call you.

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Well, I got stun-gunned at the airport,

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and it short-circuited my phone.

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Uh, I've been stun-gunned a lot.

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That doesn't happen.

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Did your testicles ever shoot
right back up into your body?

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I have been getting frantic calls

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from everyone at dialysis
saying that you didn't show up.

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Oh, come on, I missed one session.

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Besides, maybe the stun
gun jump-started my kidney

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and I'm fine now.
I mean, I did pee a little.

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So, you did it?
You really sent them to Iceland?

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Yeah. Yeah, I didn't want my kid

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waiting for me to be
healthy enough to go

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because, you know, I might never be.

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Stop saying that.

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You're gonna be totally fine
after the transplant.

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Jerry waited seven years in dialysis

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only to have a kidney that didn't work.

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Well, mine is super high-quality.

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I've been living clean, eating healthy.

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This is, like, grass-fed,
free-range kidney.

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You don't get it. I...

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You could give me the
healthiest kidney in the world,

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and it still might not work.

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Don't you listen to him.

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It's all I think about.

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It affects every decision I make.
It-it rules my life.

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I am sorry about that,
but you cannot skip dialysis.

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It's not optional.

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This isn't taxes or car insurance.

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Actually, Gina, I can
do whatever I want.

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I've been playing by
the rules my whole life,

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and look what it's gotten me. Huh?

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20,000 volts straight to the ribs

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and recovering in an airport Cinnabon.

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Well, I never play by the rules,

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and all it's gotten me
is banned from Costco.

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You have this lovely house
and a successful career

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- and a beautiful daughter.
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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You know what? I-I'm
not really in the mood

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for your positive,
upbeat cheerleader routine.

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What's that supposed to mean?

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"I'm Gina. I'm never down.

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"I fart rainbows all over town.

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"Ooh!

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And one for you."

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Believe me, if I could fart rainbows,

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I totally would.

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Hey, I'm just trying to
get you out of this funk.

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Yeah, well, I like my funk.
I want to be in my funk.

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Right now, I'm gonna take
my funk upstairs to bed.

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It's 10:00 a.m.

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My funk doesn't give a funk.

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Well, nobody's here.

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I told you we shouldn't have
scheduled this art class

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up against Wii bowling.

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What we are lacking in quantity,

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we're making up in quality.

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Very nice, Mrs. Kaplan.

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You gave Norma a thought bubble.
How creative.

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"Do you like my cheap wig?"

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It's my real hair, Gail.

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Want to pull it?

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Your husband liked pulling it.

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Ladies, ladies!

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Let's not give
Mr. Knudsen any ideas.

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- You texting Drew again?
- Yeah.

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He's in a really dark place.

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I wish I could get him to see
that he's overreacting.

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Have him come here.

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On my floor alone, we got a blind guy,

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a guy with a bad ticker
and a guy with the big "C."

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And it's all the same guy.

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The point is we all have our crap.

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But do you see us moaning
and whining? No.

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We get up every day

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and find a way to
face life's challenges.

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My way is booze. Fill me up.

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I wish I could just snap him out of it.

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Get him a hobby.

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Why do you think
they give us all these activities?

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So we forget the angel of
death is lonely and looking.

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Maybe it would help if he had
something to distract him.

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Done.

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We talked about this, Mr. Knudsen.

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Am I naked again?

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Yep.

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Nice rack.

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Hello?

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Hey.

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You know, your beer's actually pretty good.

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At first, it kind of tastes
like the scummy water

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at the bottom of a garbage bag,

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but after a few,
it is Rocky Mountain smooth.

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There you go.

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- What are you doing?
- Clink.

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- Cannoli! No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- Oh, what, what, what, what?

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- Okay.
- I don't want to drink alone.

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All right. Uh, enough of this.

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This isn't you.

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You do not sit in the dark and drink.

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That's my mom.

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You know what?
If you really want to help me,

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you can give me something that will make
me forget everything that's going on.

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- Like what?
- Like...

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D-R-U-G-Z.

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Drugs.

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I thought this was a drug-free house.

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Or, at least, that's what the sign
you put up in my room says.

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Yeah, well,
I don't see that sign around here.

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So come on. I know you got something.

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I mean, anything psychedelic?

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Give me what the Beatles took.

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I don't have anything like that.

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Let's watch a movie.

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Come on. Gina.

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I'm trying to party.

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I want to get lit.

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Okay, fine.

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Yes! That's what I'm talking about.

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All right. First one's free.

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Sorry. Force of habit.

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Here we go. Gonna be trippin'.

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Can I take this on an empty stomach?
I didn't have lunch earlier.

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- It's fine.
- Okay.

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Also, I had a Nexium.
Is that gonna be a lethal mix?

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- Take the pill.
- Okay.

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- Don't let me stare at the sun.
- Take the damn pill!

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Got it. Here we go.

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Ob-la-di, ob-la-da.

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? Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ?

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? SpongeBob SquarePants ?

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? Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ?

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? SpongeBob SquarePants ?

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? If nautical nonsense be something... ?

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Wait, wait. Stop.
Wait, hold on. Stop it.

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I just realized:

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he's absorbent because he's a sponge.

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What about his name?

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Sponge...

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Oh, my God. Yes!

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You sneaky, yellow son of a bitch.

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I need water.

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No, I need all the water.

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No, no, no, no, no, no. Don't worry.

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- I will get you some.
- Oh. Yes, yes.

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Why am I so thirsty? I mean,
we live in a pineapple under the sea.

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You know, this reminds me of this time

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when I was tripping on mushrooms
at a Mexican restaurant.

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I went to the bathroom,

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but it turns out that it
was the synagogue next door.

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And the next thing I know,

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I'm dancing with the bar mitzvah
boy and wondering

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where the hell my tacos are.

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Hava nagila, seņor.

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Drew?

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Drew!

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Drew?!

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Oh, boy.

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? Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ?

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? SpongeBo... ?

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Look who it is.

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What are you doing out here so late,
young man?

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That's a hell of a beard
for such a small child.

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Let's go find your parents.

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I understand you wait 24 hours

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before looking for a missing person,

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but my friend is in renal failure
and he could die.

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Okay. Thank you.

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They said they'll send a cop in,
like, three hours.

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Three hours?
This isn't a Black neighborhood.

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I can't believe it's gonna take
that long for the cops to come

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when a man could be dying.

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I set up one vodka lemonade stand,

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and they're like,
"Where is your liquor license?"

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Don't worry. We're gonna find him.

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- I've seen this before.
- Seriously?

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People go through so
much to get that donor,

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they don't even think about the possibility
of the transplant not working.

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So when they see that happen,

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it can really mess them up.

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- Is he back yet?
- Nope.

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Was that...

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My bad.

255
00:10:57,853 --> 00:11:00,307
I really appreciate you
guys coming over to help me.

256
00:11:00,332 --> 00:11:02,765
I've seen him run.
He can't be too far.

257
00:11:02,791 --> 00:11:04,208
Where should we start looking?

258
00:11:04,234 --> 00:11:05,986
Probably where I found his cardigan.

259
00:11:06,012 --> 00:11:08,572
We can start there and then
each take a different direction.

260
00:11:08,597 --> 00:11:09,921
Are we sure that's his?

261
00:11:09,947 --> 00:11:12,430
The pocket had his ChapStick
and his backup ChapStick,

262
00:11:12,456 --> 00:11:13,718
so... yeah.

263
00:11:19,193 --> 00:11:21,501
I can't go on any farther.

264
00:11:21,843 --> 00:11:23,497
Or is it "further"?

265
00:11:23,626 --> 00:11:26,049
You're not one of those grammar
gnomes, are you, Doug?

266
00:11:28,748 --> 00:11:30,603
I don't feel so good.

267
00:11:30,871 --> 00:11:32,089
All right.

268
00:11:32,114 --> 00:11:34,510
Here. You should go.

269
00:11:35,572 --> 00:11:36,706
Go on.

270
00:11:37,318 --> 00:11:39,392
Well, go on! Get out of here! I said go!

271
00:11:47,735 --> 00:11:48,999
God...

272
00:11:50,711 --> 00:11:52,853
what are you doing to me?

273
00:11:54,541 --> 00:11:55,730
Are you just...

274
00:11:56,356 --> 00:11:59,580
toying with me? Because this
isn't a game I want to play.

275
00:12:01,156 --> 00:12:05,029
Don't give me hope, only to
take it away like you did with Jerry.

276
00:12:07,364 --> 00:12:09,494
If you're gonna take me,

277
00:12:10,351 --> 00:12:11,875
just do it.

278
00:12:11,900 --> 00:12:13,767
Strike me down already.

279
00:12:14,628 --> 00:12:15,673
Can you read?

280
00:12:15,698 --> 00:12:18,252
It says "Please do
not disturb occupants."

281
00:12:19,148 --> 00:12:20,322
God?

282
00:12:20,347 --> 00:12:21,830
Candy Jane Carter,

283
00:12:21,855 --> 00:12:24,103
number one realtor in Fairfield County.

284
00:12:24,128 --> 00:12:26,782
And, sweetie,
you're killing my curb appeal.

285
00:12:27,971 --> 00:12:30,947
Oh, great.
My sign from God is literally a sign.

286
00:12:30,972 --> 00:12:32,103
Very creative.

287
00:12:32,128 --> 00:12:33,510
Oh, stop whining.

288
00:12:33,535 --> 00:12:35,767
Hey, Candy Jane. Shut it!

289
00:12:37,914 --> 00:12:39,658
I'm allowed to whine.

290
00:12:39,683 --> 00:12:42,947
I have to spend the rest of my life
chained to a dialysis machine.

291
00:12:42,972 --> 00:12:45,252
Oh, you think you're the
only one who's got it tough?

292
00:12:45,277 --> 00:12:47,697
Try selling this
overpriced piece of crap.

293
00:12:47,722 --> 00:12:49,861
But here I am, still trying.

294
00:12:49,886 --> 00:12:51,760
Well, I'm sick of trying.

295
00:12:51,785 --> 00:12:55,596
I just want to live or
die on my own terms.

296
00:12:55,621 --> 00:12:58,320
Blah, blah, blah.
You're just being a coward.

297
00:12:58,345 --> 00:12:59,585
Excuse me?

298
00:12:59,611 --> 00:13:02,197
Throw me at her.
Pointy hat first.

299
00:13:02,460 --> 00:13:03,999
Take it easy, Doug.

300
00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:06,213
You act like you're making a big stand,

301
00:13:06,238 --> 00:13:07,955
when, really, you're just giving up.

302
00:13:07,980 --> 00:13:09,736
You have a lot to live for.

303
00:13:09,761 --> 00:13:12,182
Show some gratitude, you big baby.

304
00:13:12,207 --> 00:13:14,674
You look nice in your picture,
but you are not nice.

305
00:13:14,699 --> 00:13:16,831
Nice doesn't sell houses, bucko.

306
00:13:16,856 --> 00:13:18,275
Bite my ass.

307
00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:20,041
Douglas. Language.

308
00:13:23,004 --> 00:13:24,994
What if my transplant doesn't work?

309
00:13:25,019 --> 00:13:27,416
It might not.
There's no guarantees.

310
00:13:27,441 --> 00:13:30,392
Now stop feeling sorry for yourself,
slap on some ChapStick

311
00:13:30,417 --> 00:13:32,289
and appreciate what you've got.

312
00:13:32,415 --> 00:13:33,813
Yeah.

313
00:13:36,474 --> 00:13:38,041
My ChapStick.

314
00:13:39,073 --> 00:13:40,744
My backup ChapStick.

315
00:13:41,548 --> 00:13:43,866
The wheels are off
the cart now, baby.

316
00:13:45,187 --> 00:13:46,635
What are you still doing here, Doug?

317
00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:48,596
I said get out of here! Scram!

318
00:13:50,402 --> 00:13:52,818
I'm sorry, Doug.
I can't stay mad at you.

319
00:13:56,024 --> 00:13:58,021
Just lay here, Doug.

320
00:13:58,373 --> 00:14:00,100
Just lay here.

321
00:14:02,697 --> 00:14:03,825
Drew!

322
00:14:03,850 --> 00:14:05,084
Drew?!

323
00:14:06,695 --> 00:14:08,639
Why can't we find him?

324
00:14:08,664 --> 00:14:11,797
This should be easy.
He dresses like Waldo.

325
00:14:11,822 --> 00:14:13,584
Kind of looks like him, too.

326
00:14:14,506 --> 00:14:15,903
Don't worry. We're gonna find him.

327
00:14:15,929 --> 00:14:17,302
Yeah?

328
00:14:17,837 --> 00:14:19,374
You know, before I started dialysis,

329
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:21,909
one of my teammates had
agreed to give me his kidney.

330
00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:24,576
The night before the surgery,
he got cold feet.

331
00:14:24,601 --> 00:14:26,115
That is awful.

332
00:14:26,140 --> 00:14:27,951
Why did he bail?

333
00:14:27,976 --> 00:14:30,021
Said he couldn't risk
his own football career.

334
00:14:30,046 --> 00:14:31,717
And, hey, I get it.

335
00:14:31,742 --> 00:14:33,107
But it really messed me up.

336
00:14:33,132 --> 00:14:34,592
I'm so sorry.

337
00:14:34,617 --> 00:14:36,271
I wanted to give up, but...

338
00:14:36,511 --> 00:14:38,717
my mom and my brother,
they wouldn't let me.

339
00:14:38,742 --> 00:14:41,921
They kept calling, texting
and knocking on my door.

340
00:14:41,946 --> 00:14:44,499
And, hey, that's what
we're gonna do for Drew.

341
00:14:45,444 --> 00:14:46,874
You're a really good friend.

342
00:14:46,899 --> 00:14:48,484
Drew's lucky he has you.

343
00:14:48,509 --> 00:14:50,163
He'd do the same for me.

344
00:14:50,711 --> 00:14:52,974
But, hey, if he is dead,
what better way to honor him

345
00:14:52,999 --> 00:14:54,348
than giving me your kidney?

346
00:14:55,660 --> 00:14:59,011
Only if you give me that
sweatsuit in my size.

347
00:15:00,074 --> 00:15:01,104
Wait.

348
00:15:01,144 --> 00:15:03,503
- Is that... Drew!
- Drew!

349
00:15:04,976 --> 00:15:07,457
- Drew! Hey!
- Drew.

350
00:15:07,759 --> 00:15:08,995
- Drew.
- Hey. Get up.

351
00:15:09,020 --> 00:15:11,066
Get up. Drew! Oh, my God.

352
00:15:14,417 --> 00:15:15,592
Where am I?

353
00:15:15,617 --> 00:15:16,966
In the hospital.

354
00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:21,081
How you feeling, buddy?

355
00:15:21,305 --> 00:15:22,667
How'd I get here?

356
00:15:22,692 --> 00:15:24,886
We found you passed
out on somebody's lawn.

357
00:15:24,911 --> 00:15:26,642
There's security footage of you

358
00:15:26,668 --> 00:15:29,330
attempting to breastfeed a garden gnome.

359
00:15:30,476 --> 00:15:32,409
I was hallucinating.

360
00:15:32,434 --> 00:15:34,926
I mean, that drug was intense.
What was it?

361
00:15:34,952 --> 00:15:36,612
It was... Tylenol.

362
00:15:36,637 --> 00:15:37,705
What?

363
00:15:37,881 --> 00:15:40,893
In my defense,
I'm sure the Beatles took that, too.

364
00:15:40,918 --> 00:15:42,956
I wasn't gonna give you real drugs.

365
00:15:43,095 --> 00:15:46,751
Well, then why was I all
confused and hallucinating?

366
00:15:46,776 --> 00:15:48,573
Those are symptoms of uremia.

367
00:15:48,598 --> 00:15:50,347
Which happens when you skip dialysis.

368
00:15:50,372 --> 00:15:53,050
Which happens when you
don't listen to Gideon.

369
00:15:53,819 --> 00:15:55,706
I know you're upset about Jerry,

370
00:15:55,731 --> 00:15:57,792
but what you did was a dumb-ass move.

371
00:15:57,817 --> 00:16:00,370
Jerry hit us all pretty hard.

372
00:16:00,395 --> 00:16:03,073
I mean, none of us
breastfed a garden gnome,

373
00:16:03,098 --> 00:16:05,057
but everybody processes differently.

374
00:16:05,875 --> 00:16:06,925
Come on.

375
00:16:06,950 --> 00:16:09,276
Drew's got to get some rest.
We'll see you soon.

376
00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:10,737
All right, buddy.

377
00:16:10,762 --> 00:16:12,978
Hey, before we go,
we should run upstairs and see Jerry.

378
00:16:13,004 --> 00:16:15,849
Good idea. 'Cause I am not coming
back and paying for parking again.

379
00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:19,159
Next time I almost die, I'll
find a hospital that validates.

380
00:16:22,308 --> 00:16:23,740
You doing all right?

381
00:16:23,856 --> 00:16:24,842
Yeah.

382
00:16:24,868 --> 00:16:26,452
Tired but okay.

383
00:16:26,504 --> 00:16:28,558
You keep going to your dialysis.

384
00:16:28,583 --> 00:16:29,597
I know.

385
00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:31,292
I won't make that mistake again.

386
00:16:31,317 --> 00:16:34,675
- I will keep fighting the good fight.
- Good. 'Cause...

387
00:16:34,700 --> 00:16:36,940
I'm not giving up on you.

388
00:16:36,965 --> 00:16:39,589
You just want to stay
at my house rent-free.

389
00:16:39,745 --> 00:16:42,052
I got your rent right here, buddy.

390
00:16:45,230 --> 00:16:47,925
I have a really important question.

391
00:16:49,262 --> 00:16:52,309
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

392
00:16:52,602 --> 00:16:54,643
SpongeBob SquarePants.

393
00:16:55,449 --> 00:16:57,420
Never forget that.

394
00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:05,968
And this is Maddie and her mom
swimming in the Blue Lagoon.

395
00:17:05,994 --> 00:17:07,817
Whoa, that's your ex?

396
00:17:08,120 --> 00:17:09,565
Respect, man.

397
00:17:10,795 --> 00:17:12,698
She is really cute.

398
00:17:13,314 --> 00:17:15,456
Did you have money at one point?

399
00:17:15,722 --> 00:17:17,011
Okay. You know what?

400
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:19,464
Some people would say she
was lucky to have me.

401
00:17:20,302 --> 00:17:23,284
Okay, no one has yet,
but that doesn't mean it's not true.

402
00:17:23,309 --> 00:17:26,284
The point is,
my daughter is having a great time.

403
00:17:26,309 --> 00:17:29,573
And, one day,
she and I will travel together.

404
00:17:29,598 --> 00:17:31,966
Look who's planning for the future.
Good for you.

405
00:17:31,992 --> 00:17:35,127
And while you two are gone,
if your ex needs company...

406
00:17:35,468 --> 00:17:37,285
The less you know the better.

407
00:17:38,826 --> 00:17:39,707
Hello!

408
00:17:39,733 --> 00:17:41,203
- Jerry!
- There he is!

409
00:17:41,348 --> 00:17:42,862
I didn't think you'd need a cane.

410
00:17:42,887 --> 00:17:45,762
I don't. Chicks dig the distinguished look.

411
00:17:47,097 --> 00:17:49,499
Don't. Just let him have this.

412
00:17:51,691 --> 00:17:52,726
Yes.

413
00:17:53,003 --> 00:17:54,257
Very sexy.

414
00:17:56,547 --> 00:17:58,122
Is it tough being back?

415
00:17:58,147 --> 00:17:59,322
Yeah.

416
00:17:59,705 --> 00:18:01,953
But at least I get to go
through it with you guys.

417
00:18:02,191 --> 00:18:04,455
Well, that is surprisingly positive.

418
00:18:04,814 --> 00:18:06,937
Maybe he's hopped-up on Tylenol.

419
00:18:09,730 --> 00:18:12,689
Yeah. Sorry I missed all that.

420
00:18:12,714 --> 00:18:14,573
I heard you had quite the evening.

421
00:18:14,598 --> 00:18:18,041
Glad you said that, Jerry. We didn't
want you to miss out on all the fun,

422
00:18:18,066 --> 00:18:20,135
so we got you a little
welcome back present.

423
00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:21,642
What... Uh, what's happening?

424
00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:23,887
We got video footage of
your little night out

425
00:18:23,912 --> 00:18:25,189
from your neighbor's security cam.

426
00:18:25,214 --> 00:18:27,042
And we cut together a highlights reel

427
00:18:27,067 --> 00:18:29,010
featuring "Walking on Sunshine"

428
00:18:29,035 --> 00:18:31,752
by Katrina and the Waves.

429
00:19:07,753 --> 00:19:10,472
Thank you for giving
me a reason to live.

430
00:19:11,878 --> 00:19:18,128
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