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Again, we're only open
for curbside pickup today.

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There won't be any customers
in this store,

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so we get to go nuts.

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Deep cleaning! Yay!

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Think about it like
it's a storewide cavity search.

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It's store 1217's turn
to spread its cheeks.

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Or think of it
as a deep cleaning.

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- Pretty clear, really.
- So what?

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Now we have to do a deep clean,
like, every year?

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Yeah, one deep clean a year
during a pandemic

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does sound a little excessive.

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Wow. How has it
been a year already?

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But also, how has it
only been a year?

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A whole year wasted.

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Jerry and I never even got
to go on our honeymoon.

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I had to freeze
my edible lingerie.

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- Mom, that's gross.
- Sorry.

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It's like our whole lives
are just on hold.

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Welcome to my world.

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Try waiting around to see

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if you're gonna get
kicked out of the country.

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But I do miss brunch.

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Remember ordering a pancake
for the table?

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You guys aren't
gonna believe this,

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but I was almost sad

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that we didn't have
our staff Christmas party.

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- Aw!
- But I guess we're all used

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to stuff getting canceled
by now.

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Yeah.

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Wait, not everything has
to be canceled.

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We're gonna have
that Christmas party today!

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I do have a little
leftover eggnog in my locker.

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You keep it,
'cause Garrett and I

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are gonna take care
of everything.

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What... what am I doing?

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I just assumed
you'd want to help

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because you missed
the Christmas party so much.

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Unless you had your heart
set on cleaning?

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Neither of those
sound appealing,

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but I'll go with the one
with a lower chance

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of finding another severed foot.

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Okay, so you...

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The party. I'll help plan the party.

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credits

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You know what? This is nice.

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- What's nice?
- Just us.

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Back to being platonic friends.

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Brian and I back to being
a traditional one-on-one.

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Well, not completely
traditional.

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We're going through batteries
like crazy.

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I just love how not awkward
this all is.

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You know what really
makes it not awkward?

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- Saying that.
- Totally.

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Yeah, same page. Same page.

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Well, I will see you at
our next interaction, friend-o!

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So who is she?

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You have a very obvious
flirty texting face.

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Okay.

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Keep it on the down low,

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but, Carol's lawyer, Hannah,

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followed me on Instagram
last week,

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and we've been kind of DMing.

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My God, you're dating
outside the store?

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I'm so proud of you.

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Well, nothing has
actually happened yet,

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but she said
that she has to come in

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to get Carol's signature
on something,

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so I'm thinking
I might ask her out.

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Go... get 'em, tiger.

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I don't know.

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What do straight boys say?

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No, I mean, you nailed it.
That's exactly what we say.

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Aw, shoot.

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An order just came in
for Ron and Connie Sosa.

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I mean, they didn't
even really like me

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when we were together, so this
is gonna be really awkward.

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Well, then let me do it.

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- Really?
- Yeah.

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You know, I barely met them.

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Eric introduced me
on a family Zoom once,

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but then his uncle revealed
he had a secret family,

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so it just went off the rails.

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- What?
- Yeah.

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But now, I can give them
the best customer service

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of their lives,
and they'll love me forever.

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Yeah, sure. Then go for it.

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Keep an eye out for a red Prius.

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It smells
like cough drops inside,

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but I don't think
you'll need to know that.

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Garrett.

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You've got quite the gift
for snowflake placement.

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Thank you. I think my
secret is, I don't care.

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This is gonna be so nice.

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It almost makes me wish
we could celebrate

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the other holidays
we missed too.

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Yeah, like Halloween.

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I was dressed in full
head-to-toe Shrek makeup,

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in my living room, for no one.

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St. Patrick's Day,
Fourth of July...

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my first Mother's Day.

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I had always dreamed
of going to Sweet Tomatoes,

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and hitting that salad bar,
soups,

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serve-yourself froyo...

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I don't wanna talk about it.

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Well, you know what?
Maybe we can celebrate

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all the holidays.

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You know,

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have an All-iday Party!

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Do you get it? All the holidays?

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- I get it.
- Yeah. Yeah, that's genius.

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Yeah, but I just think that
maybe we got our hands full

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with one holiday.

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Don't forget
about Thanksgiving, man.

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You know, the one with
the pilgrims and the turkey?

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Yeah, no, I know
what Thanksgiving is,

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but... all right, sure.

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Yes, we'll all have
Thanksgiving dinner too.

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- Okay?
- That's cool.

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Wow, this party
is gonna be great

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once it all comes together,
eventually.

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Are you kidding me, Glenn?
Cooking Thanksgiving dinner?

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- Well...
- That's too much work!

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Yeah, but not after the tough
year that they've all had.

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I mean, look at poor Nia.

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She's never gotten to celebrate
any of the holidays with us.

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It's okay.

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I do those
with family and friends.

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Well, you're gonna forget
all about them

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once you've partied with us
at work.

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All-iday!

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Hey, are the floor cleaners
almost ready?

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We're just pushing that g...

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Whoa, it reeks of chemicals
in here.

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We should air this out.

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Yeah. Good idea.

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That fresh air feels nice
on my face and eyebrows.

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Dina, are you okay?

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I just feel
a little lightheaded.

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I should probably sit down.

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You're already sitting.

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What?

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I think maybe you got
a little high from the fumes.

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Wait, could you repeat that,
but slower?

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I think I might be a little...

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Oh, no.

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Drive safe.

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There they are. Red Prius.

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Okay, watch, I'm gonna get rid
of these other cars

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so they don't have
to wait in line.

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- VIP treatment.
- Cool.

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I'm gonna go... hide.

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I mean, not hide, but...

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yeah, I'm gonna go hide.

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Okay.

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Sorry, your order's not ready.

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Don't you need my order number?

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Nope! Don't need it.
It's not ready. Take a lap.

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Come on. Take a lap. Keep going.

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Come on. Keep going.

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Take a lap.
Thank you. Thank you.

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All right. Time to shine.

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Keep going.

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Take...

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Excuse me, I said take
a lap, okay?

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Mateo!

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We just honked to say hi.

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Connie. Ron.

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My God, guys.

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Hi...

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So you didn't give them
their order?

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Well, I couldn't let them
drive away thinking

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I'm some sort of yelling,
foul-mouthed dockworker!

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I'm so sorry.

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I guess they got a new car.
Doesn't matter.

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Look, it was an accident, okay?
I'm sure they'll forgive you.

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Like they forgave you
for taking a dump

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all over Emma's quinceañera?

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I mean, I wouldn't say...

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I mean, that...

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they were really different
after that.

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Just help me make it up to them.

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Like, what's some stuff
they would like?

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Okay. Let's see.

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I know Connie collects those

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little porcelain
child figurines.

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Something in the store I can
put in their order, please!

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Right, yes.
They both love the...

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Those fancy kettle chips.

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You know, the sea salt
and cracked pepper?

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Okay. It's worth a try.

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I mean, I've gotta do something.

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Eric is the best, and I do not
want to mess things up.

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Yeah! Eric is the best.

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He's so, like, comfortable
in his own skin

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and, like, cool
without even trying.

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Okay, calm down,
because he's taken.

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? Like you want me to

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? And I'll hold you tight

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? Baby, all through the night ?

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So it turns out that pumpkins
are definitely not in season,

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so I thought maybe
we could carve these

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into jack-o'-lanterns.

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I don't think
you can carve oranges,

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but I just put a hand turkey
on a menorah,

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so I guess
anything's on the table.

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Hey, guys!

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We just wanted to take
a sneak peek, if that's okay.

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- Yeah.
- I don't know

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what you guys were planning,

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but for St. Patrick's Day,

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my aunt makes this
amazing Irish soda bread.

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Kind of thought this covered it.

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Okay.

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It's just, I was missing
that soda bread this year.

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That, and my aunt's hot son.

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Aye!

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Well, I've never actually
made soda bread before,

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but I could take a shot at it.

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Since you guys are
taking suggestions...

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- We're not...
- My girlfriend and I

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were gonna paint mugs for
each other for Valentine's Day.

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I was gonna do a raptor on hers.

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It would've been sick.

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Okay, so you're saying
that you want us to set up

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a mug painting station?

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No, no. Garrett, it's okay.

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I just need a pen
and a piece of paper

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to write all these
great ideas down.

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Yeah, they're great.
Hey, Glenn?

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You don't need to kill yourself.

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Yeah, but come on.

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You see how badly
they need this.

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Okay!

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So who's got requests?
Let me hear it.

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My mom makes this menudo
for Nochebuena.

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Next level.

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I don't know.

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I don't think you should
eat anything back here.

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It smells like garbage
and raccoon pee.

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It's not pee. It's placenta.

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They keep nesting in here.

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I just need to find these
salt and vinegar cookies.

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I know we stuck some back here
after they were recalled.

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It's Brian.

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- I can't talk to him like this.
- Why not?

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Bo and I always help each other
if we're high.

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I mean, this one time,
I got scared of hair,

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so he shaved all the dogs
for us.

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It was really sweet.

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No, I just don't want Brian
to know.

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I don't want anyone to know.
It's embarrassing.

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Look at me! I just invaded

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a raccoon's nest
looking for cookies

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that will definitely
make me sick.

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Thank God! Here they are.

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And we saw your special request,

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and warmed up
that cottage cheese for you.

258
00:09:11,740 --> 00:09:13,375
So good luck.

259
00:09:18,180 --> 00:09:19,055
Hey, Jonah!

260
00:09:19,610 --> 00:09:20,727
You're not gonna say hi?

261
00:09:21,641 --> 00:09:24,034
Ron! Hey, Connie.

262
00:09:24,059 --> 00:09:25,166
What are you...

263
00:09:25,191 --> 00:09:27,905
I didn't even recognize
you guys with the masks.

264
00:09:27,930 --> 00:09:29,049
Hi!

265
00:09:29,074 --> 00:09:31,635
Could you tell us
what's going on with our order?

266
00:09:31,660 --> 00:09:34,180
Yeah.
I'm sure it'll be out soon.

267
00:09:34,205 --> 00:09:37,782
Mateo's doing everything he can
to make it perfect for you.

268
00:09:37,807 --> 00:09:40,687
Well, I told
my online poker room "BRB,"

269
00:09:40,712 --> 00:09:42,842
so he's kind of making me
look like a liar.

270
00:09:42,867 --> 00:09:44,079
Yeah...

271
00:09:45,129 --> 00:09:48,919
look, Mateo just kind of wants
to get off on the right foot

272
00:09:48,944 --> 00:09:50,214
with you guys,
you know what I mean?

273
00:09:50,239 --> 00:09:51,113
Between us,

274
00:09:51,138 --> 00:09:53,245
he's not even supposed
to be working curbside.

275
00:09:53,270 --> 00:09:54,816
He just saw this
as an opportunity

276
00:09:54,841 --> 00:09:57,145
to, you know, win your approval,

277
00:09:57,170 --> 00:09:59,257
you know, for his future
with Eric.

278
00:10:00,366 --> 00:10:02,740
- Our approval?
- Like, our blessing?

279
00:10:02,790 --> 00:10:03,960
Yeah, I mean, you know,

280
00:10:04,010 --> 00:10:05,400
whatever you want to call it,
so...

281
00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:06,970
- Our baby's getting married!
- No!

282
00:10:07,010 --> 00:10:08,710
No, no, no. That's not what I...
It's okay.

283
00:10:08,750 --> 00:10:10,580
We won't tell Mateo you told us.

284
00:10:10,620 --> 00:10:12,410
Connie's really good
at acting surprised.

285
00:10:12,450 --> 00:10:13,540
- Yeah.
- Cool.

286
00:10:13,580 --> 00:10:15,230
Just to be clear, though...

287
00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:17,387
Hey, guys!
So sorry for the delay.

288
00:10:17,412 --> 00:10:18,762
I threw in a couple
of extra kettle chips

289
00:10:18,787 --> 00:10:19,786
to make it up to you.

290
00:10:21,739 --> 00:10:23,200
I'm so surprised.

291
00:10:23,630 --> 00:10:26,120
Our son is lucky to have you.

292
00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:28,843
Wow, you really love
kettle chips.

293
00:10:28,868 --> 00:10:31,600
Mateo, by the way,
if you want to talk to us,

294
00:10:31,770 --> 00:10:33,080
maybe we can go inside.

295
00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:34,975
Somewhere a little
more comfortable?

296
00:10:35,225 --> 00:10:36,730
Sure! Absolutely!

297
00:10:37,038 --> 00:10:38,210
Right now?

298
00:10:38,260 --> 00:10:40,604
What about your poker game, Ron?

299
00:10:40,629 --> 00:10:42,932
Hey, some things
are more important.

300
00:10:43,658 --> 00:10:44,643
- Ah.
- Come on.

301
00:10:45,213 --> 00:10:46,158
Jonah.

302
00:10:47,750 --> 00:10:49,010
Park the car.

303
00:10:49,050 --> 00:10:51,880
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Happy to help.

304
00:10:53,143 --> 00:10:55,403
It's so nice to be able
to sit down in person.

305
00:10:55,428 --> 00:10:57,138
I bet you thought I was
just shoulders with a head.

306
00:10:58,048 --> 00:11:00,475
We did! That's funny?

307
00:11:00,500 --> 00:11:01,612
So funny.

308
00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:05,667
Hey, Mateo, can I talk
to you for a minute?

309
00:11:05,692 --> 00:11:08,573
There's a curbside emergency.

310
00:11:08,684 --> 00:11:09,824
Sure.

311
00:11:11,070 --> 00:11:12,680
Look. I even got legs.

312
00:11:16,510 --> 00:11:18,860
So Ron and Connie are

313
00:11:18,910 --> 00:11:21,520
kind of expecting you
to ask their blessing

314
00:11:21,560 --> 00:11:23,378
to... marry Eric.

315
00:11:23,449 --> 00:11:25,010
What? Why?

316
00:11:25,581 --> 00:11:27,350
Do kettle chips mean something
in Honduran culture

317
00:11:27,390 --> 00:11:28,417
that I'm not aware of?

318
00:11:28,442 --> 00:11:30,663
I told them that you wanted
to make a good impression,

319
00:11:30,688 --> 00:11:33,208
and they made some leaps.

320
00:11:33,288 --> 00:11:34,508
To marriage?

321
00:11:34,621 --> 00:11:36,841
Eric and I aren't even
talking about that!

322
00:11:36,866 --> 00:11:38,465
Look, just say
that you're not ready.

323
00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:40,002
You know, that's reasonable.

324
00:11:40,027 --> 00:11:41,597
You can even say
that it's my fault.

325
00:11:41,622 --> 00:11:43,917
It was your fault,
but now they like me,

326
00:11:43,942 --> 00:11:45,307
and I'm not gonna screw that up.

327
00:11:46,330 --> 00:11:47,557
You have to come back with me.

328
00:11:47,582 --> 00:11:49,582
- No. I can't.
- Please, Jonah.

329
00:11:49,607 --> 00:11:51,654
They're not gonna expect me
to ask if you're there.

330
00:11:51,679 --> 00:11:52,459
Mateo, I'm not...

331
00:11:52,484 --> 00:11:54,193
So I can be the blameless angel,

332
00:11:54,218 --> 00:11:56,008
and you can just be...
the weirdo

333
00:11:56,033 --> 00:11:57,683
who likes to hang out
with his ex's parents.

334
00:11:57,708 --> 00:11:59,138
I feel like there has to be
a better way.

335
00:11:59,163 --> 00:12:02,368
Connie, Ron!
Jonah's gonna join us.

336
00:12:02,872 --> 00:12:04,652
He misses you guys.

337
00:12:09,013 --> 00:12:11,256
Hot, hot! Hot, hot, hot!

338
00:12:11,369 --> 00:12:13,650
Okay, so now, all I gotta do is

339
00:12:13,675 --> 00:12:16,065
pick out the mushrooms
from the cream of mushroom,

340
00:12:16,090 --> 00:12:17,750
the way that
Don's gam-gam does it,

341
00:12:17,790 --> 00:12:20,482
and I think we'll pretty much
be all done!

342
00:12:20,927 --> 00:12:23,224
What the hell is that?

343
00:12:24,427 --> 00:12:25,693
That's Garfield.

344
00:12:26,014 --> 00:12:28,388
I made him 'cause Sandra
was really missing seeing him

345
00:12:28,413 --> 00:12:30,232
in the Thanksgiving Day Parade.

346
00:12:30,257 --> 00:12:33,138
Well, now she'll see him
every time she closes her eyes.

347
00:12:34,380 --> 00:12:35,268
Come on, Garrett.

348
00:12:35,293 --> 00:12:36,590
It's just Garfield.

349
00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:38,120
No, no, no, no.
Glenn, turn around.

350
00:12:38,160 --> 00:12:39,465
But slowly.

351
00:12:39,810 --> 00:12:41,250
No!

352
00:12:41,290 --> 00:12:43,950
Come on, guys.
That food's for us!

353
00:12:43,990 --> 00:12:46,166
No, I mean it! Seriously!

354
00:12:46,191 --> 00:12:47,994
Guys. Guys.

355
00:12:48,588 --> 00:12:49,752
Guys!

356
00:12:51,650 --> 00:12:53,520
God. Hey, real quick.

357
00:12:53,570 --> 00:12:54,870
How do you talk to people again?

358
00:12:54,895 --> 00:12:57,499
Just act normal.
No one's even gonna know.

359
00:12:57,866 --> 00:12:59,771
- Right. Normal.
- Dina.

360
00:12:59,796 --> 00:13:01,139
Can you help us with this?

361
00:13:01,164 --> 00:13:02,994
We can't figure out
how to use it.

362
00:13:03,320 --> 00:13:04,450
It's okay.

363
00:13:06,215 --> 00:13:08,385
Okay, first of all, I would like

364
00:13:08,410 --> 00:13:10,980
to thank you for starting
a conversation with me.

365
00:13:11,020 --> 00:13:14,630
You asked me a question,
which means now...

366
00:13:14,670 --> 00:13:17,592
it's my turn to answer it, so...

367
00:13:18,629 --> 00:13:20,239
you just grip it firmly,

368
00:13:20,301 --> 00:13:23,561
almost as though the scrubber
is an extension of your arms.

369
00:13:23,586 --> 00:13:27,626
Kind of like you got two long,
industrial cleaning arms.

370
00:13:29,432 --> 00:13:31,322
Not that I think
that those are my actual arms.

371
00:13:31,347 --> 00:13:32,487
I know I have normal arms.

372
00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:34,695
Just a couple of flesh tubes,

373
00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:35,900
filled with blood.

374
00:13:36,130 --> 00:13:37,350
Yo, are you high right now?

375
00:13:37,390 --> 00:13:38,941
What did you just say to me?

376
00:13:38,966 --> 00:13:42,115
So you guys know
the arm thing now,

377
00:13:42,140 --> 00:13:43,574
and you can take it from here.

378
00:13:43,599 --> 00:13:44,689
We gotta go.

379
00:13:44,714 --> 00:13:46,014
I think I'm starting
to hallucinate.

380
00:13:46,180 --> 00:13:48,100
No, it's...

381
00:13:48,140 --> 00:13:49,366
Dina.

382
00:13:49,391 --> 00:13:52,350
And yet he ended up getting
the answer right anyway,

383
00:13:52,375 --> 00:13:53,686
and wins the game.

384
00:13:53,711 --> 00:13:55,850
Okay, thank you for
walking us through the plot

385
00:13:55,890 --> 00:13:58,150
of "Slumdog Millionaire,"
a movie that we said

386
00:13:58,200 --> 00:13:59,200
we've all seen.

387
00:13:59,225 --> 00:14:00,813
Yeah. No problem.

388
00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:04,030
Jonah, don't let us keep you
if you have to go back to work.

389
00:14:04,070 --> 00:14:08,210
I am sure Mateo would love
some alone time with us anyway.

390
00:14:08,250 --> 00:14:10,080
Yeah, Jonah.

391
00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:12,040
Kind of awkward
you're just sticking around.

392
00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:15,170
Well, I am on the clock.

393
00:14:15,210 --> 00:14:17,000
But, no. No!

394
00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:19,170
I am not going anywhere. No.

395
00:14:19,220 --> 00:14:20,870
We've got some catching up
to do.

396
00:14:20,910 --> 00:14:22,897
So is that recipe
you sent me a joke,

397
00:14:22,922 --> 00:14:25,375
or would I be making
the vegan bacon for my enemies?

398
00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:27,608
Hey, it's... you!

399
00:14:28,647 --> 00:14:30,330
Hi. I'm Hannah.

400
00:14:30,355 --> 00:14:31,361
Hannah!

401
00:14:31,386 --> 00:14:34,205
These are my friends,
Ron and Connie.

402
00:14:34,230 --> 00:14:36,540
- He used to date our daughter.
- Till he dumped her.

403
00:14:36,580 --> 00:14:38,213
Ah, that's not true.

404
00:14:38,238 --> 00:14:39,744
I didn't even want to break up.

405
00:14:39,769 --> 00:14:41,208
I mean, I'm glad I did,

406
00:14:41,233 --> 00:14:43,475
because it made me
a better person.

407
00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:46,558
Not that Amy made me
a bad person!

408
00:14:46,583 --> 00:14:47,786
Anyway,

409
00:14:47,811 --> 00:14:50,121
Carol's here somewhere,
so you should go...

410
00:14:50,250 --> 00:14:51,616
to... to her.

411
00:14:52,785 --> 00:14:53,733
Cool.

412
00:14:57,459 --> 00:14:59,302
Jonah, don't be rude.

413
00:14:59,390 --> 00:15:01,478
Tell us all
the vegan bacon recipe!

414
00:15:02,430 --> 00:15:03,697
Yes!

415
00:15:04,255 --> 00:15:05,775
Okay, enough.

416
00:15:05,870 --> 00:15:08,259
Jonah's not picking up
on social cues, as usual,

417
00:15:08,283 --> 00:15:09,789
so I just ask the question.

418
00:15:09,790 --> 00:15:13,184
Mateo, do you want our blessing
to marry our son?

419
00:15:15,973 --> 00:15:16,808
Yep.

420
00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:17,708
That I do.-

421
00:15:19,294 --> 00:15:21,082
I'm so surprised!

422
00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:24,460
Okay, I think
we can make this work.

423
00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:26,200
You know, we'll just
pick the fur out,

424
00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:28,900
and, you know... and then
sort of smush it back together,

425
00:15:28,940 --> 00:15:30,550
and then let
the good times roll.

426
00:15:30,590 --> 00:15:31,680
Come on, Glenn. It's fine.

427
00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:33,010
We'll just tell people
the party's off.

428
00:15:33,035 --> 00:15:34,640
No!
People deserve a good time.

429
00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:36,651
Come on. We can fix this.

430
00:15:36,950 --> 00:15:38,780
Garrett, why aren't you
picking and smushing?

431
00:15:38,820 --> 00:15:40,744
'Cause I'm not
gonna do that, dude!

432
00:15:40,769 --> 00:15:42,289
Just get over it.

433
00:15:42,314 --> 00:15:44,184
There's nothing you can do
to make people happy.

434
00:15:44,209 --> 00:15:45,390
That's just the way it is.

435
00:15:45,430 --> 00:15:46,480
The pandemic happened,

436
00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:47,977
and everybody had a fucking year.

437
00:15:48,002 --> 00:15:49,432
You don't think I know that?

438
00:15:49,797 --> 00:15:52,025
Look, I gotta try
to give them something!

439
00:15:52,050 --> 00:15:54,660
I mean, people have been
working nonstop

440
00:15:54,691 --> 00:15:58,090
for so long,
risking their health, you know,

441
00:15:58,115 --> 00:16:00,725
and then we didn't even
get Christmas.

442
00:16:00,750 --> 00:16:02,230
You know, we had to stay at home

443
00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:03,320
eating baloney sandwiches

444
00:16:03,370 --> 00:16:05,500
and watching church
on Facebook Live!

445
00:16:05,540 --> 00:16:08,959
I... people have missed out
on so much.

446
00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:10,435
And I just wanna
give them, like,

447
00:16:10,460 --> 00:16:14,005
one little ray of sunshine,
but I guess not!

448
00:16:14,030 --> 00:16:16,640
Not in this...
piece of crap year!

449
00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:18,080
No, no, no, no, no.

450
00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:20,751
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm eating raccoon fur.

451
00:16:20,776 --> 00:16:22,439
And I don't care!

452
00:16:26,559 --> 00:16:28,292
So that's all I need from you.

453
00:16:28,317 --> 00:16:29,902
I'll give you a call
if there's any updates.

454
00:16:29,927 --> 00:16:33,291
Great. And did you get my
text about which employees here

455
00:16:33,316 --> 00:16:34,666
I think are circumcised?

456
00:16:34,697 --> 00:16:36,292
I did. Yes.

457
00:16:36,519 --> 00:16:38,999
I'm sorry.
How do you think that helps?

458
00:16:39,180 --> 00:16:40,585
You're the lawyer.

459
00:16:42,010 --> 00:16:43,069
Hey.

460
00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:45,249
So,

461
00:16:45,274 --> 00:16:47,234
look, I'm sorry about before.

462
00:16:47,259 --> 00:16:48,995
I didn't mean to blow you off
or anything.

463
00:16:49,020 --> 00:16:50,500
It was just, like,
a little awkward...

464
00:16:50,525 --> 00:16:51,672
No. That's fine.

465
00:16:51,697 --> 00:16:53,141
I think it's totally cool
that you're friends

466
00:16:53,166 --> 00:16:54,843
with your
ex-girlfriend's parents.

467
00:16:54,868 --> 00:16:56,208
But I'm really not.

468
00:16:56,233 --> 00:16:57,883
Good. Because that was weird.

469
00:16:57,908 --> 00:16:59,813
It was, like,
a massive red flag.

470
00:17:02,501 --> 00:17:03,405
Look,

471
00:17:03,430 --> 00:17:06,766
this might violate
some professional ethics

472
00:17:06,791 --> 00:17:08,925
or something,
and I know you just came

473
00:17:08,950 --> 00:17:10,172
to get Carol's signature...

474
00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:13,360
Well, I usually have
my clients e-sign.

475
00:17:14,704 --> 00:17:15,849
Okay.

476
00:17:15,874 --> 00:17:19,744
Well then, would you maybe want
to get dinner this weekend?

477
00:17:19,905 --> 00:17:22,595
- Yeah, I would.
- All right.

478
00:17:22,620 --> 00:17:24,840
Now, my dad only eats Italian,

479
00:17:24,865 --> 00:17:27,565
and my mom is gonna want it
early, like 5:00-ish.

480
00:17:27,590 --> 00:17:29,580
Okay. Yeah. No.
I figured. I figured as much.

481
00:17:29,605 --> 00:17:31,931
I mean, it wouldn't be a date
without...

482
00:17:32,150 --> 00:17:34,410
I wanna say Barb and Mitch?

483
00:17:34,435 --> 00:17:36,305
Sure, let's say Barb and Mitch.

484
00:17:36,330 --> 00:17:37,823
Great. Yeah, no.
I think the four of us are

485
00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:38,978
gonna have a great time
together.

486
00:17:39,003 --> 00:17:40,183
Okay.

487
00:17:46,470 --> 00:17:48,770
So where do we paint the mugs?

488
00:17:49,062 --> 00:17:49,998
You don't.

489
00:17:50,246 --> 00:17:52,051
What about the Irish soda bread?

490
00:17:52,076 --> 00:17:53,702
The raccoons ate it.

491
00:17:56,780 --> 00:17:59,811
All right. Look.
Okay, guys, you know what?

492
00:17:59,836 --> 00:18:01,006
Sure, this party looks like

493
00:18:01,031 --> 00:18:02,471
"A Charlie Brown
Hoarders Special,"

494
00:18:02,496 --> 00:18:04,936
but for once, you guys have
to do the people-pleasing

495
00:18:04,961 --> 00:18:07,442
because Glenn has been
doing it all day, all year.

496
00:18:07,467 --> 00:18:08,684
You know what?
He's been doing it

497
00:18:08,709 --> 00:18:09,770
since he started working here.

498
00:18:09,771 --> 00:18:10,675
So this is gonna happen.

499
00:18:10,700 --> 00:18:12,255
You guys are gonna enjoy

500
00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:14,905
this weird-ass little party
'cause that's what Glenn wants.

501
00:18:14,930 --> 00:18:16,021
Got it?

502
00:18:17,190 --> 00:18:18,766
I'll put vodka in the punch.

503
00:18:18,791 --> 00:18:20,051
Now that's what
I'm talking about.

504
00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:26,281
Hey, fiancé.

505
00:18:26,774 --> 00:18:29,250
God. What parts did you hear?

506
00:18:29,290 --> 00:18:31,820
Not much, since my mom was
crying a lot,

507
00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:35,260
but I was able to catch
that we're getting married?

508
00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:37,740
Okay, I swear this is
all Jonah's fault...

509
00:18:37,780 --> 00:18:38,834
It's fine.

510
00:18:38,859 --> 00:18:42,119
I'm sure Parker will get
a new tooth soon

511
00:18:42,291 --> 00:18:44,721
and they'll forget that
we promised them a big wedding.

512
00:18:45,263 --> 00:18:46,373
Yeah.

513
00:18:47,450 --> 00:18:48,751
Although...

514
00:18:49,490 --> 00:18:52,137
That's a pretty big
"although" to leave hanging.

515
00:18:53,042 --> 00:18:54,340
I don't know.

516
00:18:55,230 --> 00:18:56,800
I've been trying not
to think about my future

517
00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:59,190
just 'cause it's so up
in the air with my status,

518
00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:01,872
and, you know,
everything being hell, but...

519
00:19:03,337 --> 00:19:05,615
I'm just sick of putting
everything on hold.

520
00:19:06,638 --> 00:19:09,095
So... yeah.

521
00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:11,343
I want to marry you someday.

522
00:19:12,421 --> 00:19:14,312
I mean, not that I even know
if that's something you want...

523
00:19:14,337 --> 00:19:15,734
But it is.

524
00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:18,179
Really?

525
00:19:19,107 --> 00:19:20,717
We should start
talking about it.

526
00:19:22,959 --> 00:19:25,049
I just would've preferred
we talk about it

527
00:19:25,074 --> 00:19:27,046
before my mom started
sending me photos

528
00:19:27,071 --> 00:19:28,551
of matching white tuxes.

529
00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:36,872
We would never do matching
white tuxes, by the way.

530
00:19:36,897 --> 00:19:38,297
Never!

531
00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:39,905
I don't know, Jerusha.

532
00:19:39,930 --> 00:19:43,150
I don't think I need a
pepperoni casserole right now.

533
00:19:43,190 --> 00:19:44,878
I need a time machine.

534
00:19:44,903 --> 00:19:47,385
Will Glenn Sturgis please
report to the warehouse?

535
00:19:47,410 --> 00:19:49,680
Glenn. Sturgis. Warehouse.

536
00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:51,509
I gotta go.

537
00:20:07,350 --> 00:20:10,156
Wow! This is wonderful.

538
00:20:10,181 --> 00:20:12,635
Yeah, I gotta say, Glenn,
I was wrong.

539
00:20:12,660 --> 00:20:14,350
People seem
to really like the party.

540
00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:15,270
Yeah, I know!

541
00:20:15,295 --> 00:20:17,552
Look at the look
of childlike wonder

542
00:20:17,577 --> 00:20:19,099
on Brett's face.

543
00:20:21,620 --> 00:20:22,970
Hey!

544
00:20:26,788 --> 00:20:28,398
Are those potatoes?

545
00:20:28,423 --> 00:20:30,903
Do people know
they have candy in Ireland?

546
00:20:30,928 --> 00:20:32,488
Shh, we're not questioning it.

547
00:20:32,513 --> 00:20:34,617
Great party, Glenn!

548
00:20:36,826 --> 00:20:37,990
Hey, friend-o!

549
00:20:38,030 --> 00:20:39,076
How was the deep clean?

550
00:20:39,101 --> 00:20:40,971
Did you guys find any
vintage COVID from April?

551
00:20:40,996 --> 00:20:43,568
Yeah. Everything was great.

552
00:20:43,593 --> 00:20:45,625
Dina was especially normal.

553
00:20:45,650 --> 00:20:47,256
It's okay. It's Garrett.

554
00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:49,358
- I was high today.
- What?

555
00:20:49,383 --> 00:20:51,213
Are you serious?
Well, I wanna know everything.

556
00:20:51,238 --> 00:20:53,105
Context, embarrassing anecdotes,

557
00:20:53,130 --> 00:20:54,435
- the whole nine yards.
- Okay.

558
00:20:54,460 --> 00:20:57,195
So it all started first thing
in the morning, right?

559
00:21:03,737 --> 00:21:06,410
Hey, everybody! It's snowing!

560
00:21:06,435 --> 00:21:09,147
It's an All-iday miracle!

561
00:21:17,350 --> 00:21:18,640
Yeah.

562
00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:19,944
It's been snowing for months.

563
00:21:19,969 --> 00:21:22,265
Close the door! Jesus, Glenn!

564
00:21:22,524 --> 00:21:29,359
credits