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- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -
-- for www.addic7ed.com --

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Are we just gonna leave him there?

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Too cold and snowy to
dump him out in the street.

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I hope he doesn't steal anything.

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- Kev and V'll kill us.
- Are you kidding me?

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Frank's ass will still be lying there

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when we come back in the morning.

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Frank. You passed out again.

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Uh-oh...

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lullaby playing

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Frank, it's me.

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Should we move him?

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Come on, Frank.

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I don't have a lot of time.

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Oh...

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Dad, wake up. Get up.

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- Frank?
- Frank?

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- Frank!
- Frank.

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- Hey. Frank?
- Get up.

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Come on, buddy. Up and at 'em.

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- Frank!
- Wake up!

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Get up!

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Rise and shine, you lazy fuck!

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Don't hurt me.

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I thought the money on the bar was mine.

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I didn't steal it.
I will pay you back...

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next...

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Dad?

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Do I look like Princess Diana
with a hog between my legs?

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Uh, you're a ghost?

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That's what happens when people die.

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And a real rocket scientist
you turned out to be.

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Three, two, one, go!

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Give me the money.

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Frank?

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What? No.

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Frank! What are you doing here?

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Happy Thanksgiving.

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I need whiskey.

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We have to stay hydrated.

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Wonder if I should've gotten
the air-conditioned seats...

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for my tushy.

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Uh, Your Honor, all due respect,

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maybe it's time for you to be

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the change you wanna see in the world.

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Hey, dipshit!

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Nice panties.

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Electroshock therapy.

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I saw it on TV.

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Plug that in.

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- Really?
- What, did I stutter? I said...

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What are you doing here?

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I'm the ghost of Gallaghers past...

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or some shit like that.

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I've been sent here to
help you change your ways.

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Why you?

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Well, no one else wanted to do it,

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so he volunteered me.

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Upstairs? You're in heaven?

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Upstairs is hell.

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Downstairs is heaven.

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People have been getting
this wrong for years.

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You believe in God, Frank?

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I believe in a force

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that thinks it's greater than myself.

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When you're living on the street,

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you start to question
if there really is a god.

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There is no God. We're all gonna die.

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I don't care how much they meditate.

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When the time comes,

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those Hindus will be
shitting their pants,

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just like the rest of us.

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You know what they'll be thinking?

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"Fuck, I wish I'd tried steak."

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Enlightenment is a waste of time.

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Religion isn't a startup, Ian.

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You want God to talk to you,

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you gotta stick with the classics:

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Buddhism, Judaism,

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Christianity.

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Father Pete. Just who I was looking for.

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Silver's locked up, Frank.

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All right, ten Hail
Marys and light a candle.

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Ten? Really? Just ten...

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All right, 20. What
the hell do you want?

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The Bible is the word of God...

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How can it be the word of God...

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passed down for generations!

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If it was rewritten by King James?

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There's not enough laughs
in religion these days.

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Too much fire and brimstone.
It turns the kids off.

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And if you break the rules,

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you burn in hell for all eternity.

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And there's your enlightenment.

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Enlightenment.

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Nirvana.

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I loved their first album.

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So that's it? You're
turning away sinners

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who are looking for forgiveness?

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This is why white kids
are flocking to Allah.

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If a man can't find a little comfort

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from the Catholic Church,

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maybe it's time to admit

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Martin Luther had a point.

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The human genitalia
is like God's compass.

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Our devices don't work

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if we try to point them in a direction

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they don't wanna go in.

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We have to deny the existence
of a permanent entity.

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All things are in a
constant state of flux,

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and no permanent state exists by itself.

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When I lose something, I
like to say a little prayer.

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Heavenly Father, sweet Mary,

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that donkey, little drummer boy...

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Something's lost and cannot be found.

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Please, Saint Anthony,
look around. Amen.

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- Frank, great!
- Thank you.

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You didn't lose your job yet.

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When you address me, I'd
prefer you call me Francis.

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Uh-huh.

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I made a new tag this morning.

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I'll also accept "saint."

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"Francis" refers to
Saint Francis of Assisi,

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designated patron saint of animals.

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I've always been a lover of animals.

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Do I bless them?

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Yes, I do.

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Oh, shit, she's walking to Frank!

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"Suffer the little
children to come to me,

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and do not hinder them,
for the kingdom of God

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belongs to such as these."

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Shit, he really is Saint Francis.

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The Bible says...

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Frank Gallagher!

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This is the best place to shout at God.

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Tell him how you feel. Don't be shy.

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Just scream your guts out.

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That all you got? That's it?

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I'm still here!

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Frank Gallagher!

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You see me? You fucker.

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Asshole! Motherfucker!

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Now, let's take a look
at the order form.

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Says here you've become
a horrible person.

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- That's not true...
- Shut the fuck up!

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- I'm trying to read this to you.
- I'm sorry, Daddy.

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I'm supposed to show you

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all the times you've been nice.

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There've been a lot of them.

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I'm here to remind you
of who you really are

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so you don't end up being fuck-buddies

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with the Devil someday.

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All right, let's do this thing.

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Times you've been nice.

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Don't touch my cup, Frank.

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I just came over to say hello, Benny.

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Jesus.

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That's a neat trick, you
knowing it was me, though.

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You're one bucket of KFC extra crispy

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away from giving Precious
a run for her money.

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You know I got a fucking
thyroid condition.

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Look, I can do this.

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- They sent me home from school.
- Well, beat it.

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Your grandma and I are
gonna get into some action.

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- No cockblocking.
- Hey, wait. What's going on here?

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Yeah, buddy. Who got
you all snot-nosed?

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Oh, my gosh. Who
upset my little woodchuck?

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Now close your mouth

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before someone considers
it an invitation

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and pour me a goddamn drink.

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What's he doing in our bed?

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Ow.

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I forgive you for
everything you've done:

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for not telling me when
you cut that batch of coke

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with just a touch of Drano,

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for promising me to that drug dealer

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in exchange for crystal meth.

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And you told everybody I
was nothing but a good fuck

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on the washing machine
at the Laundromat.

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Frank, I am miscarrying.

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Right now? Oh, God.

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Will you come with me?

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Frank! Four shots,

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or you're disqualified.

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Come with me, Frank.

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I will be back. I love you.

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I'm gonna win this.

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I'll be back!

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There he goes. There he goes.

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Okay!

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If Sheils makes it down tomorrow,

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you promise to keep
your mouth shut about me?

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- No.
- Yeah, right.

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Fuck you.

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It's dangerous out there, Sheils.

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I don't want anything to happen to you

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because I love you.

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It was just a car backfiring, sweetie.

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You can't control what
goes on in the world.

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You can just choose to be a part of it.

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- Ha.
- Very funny, asshole.

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Oh, come on. I'm just messing with you.

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Let me buy you a drink.

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Oh, my God!

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Thank God someone is home!

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Please, help me!

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What is happening?

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I want you.

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If we fuck, I die.

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She's gonna die soon.

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What-what-what are you after,

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- her home, her pension?
- I may love her.

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- What the hell's that?
- An engagement ring.

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- You're not serious.
- Serious as a heart attack.

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Uh, sorry. That was in poor taste.

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I'll be your wife.

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- Uh, yeah.
- We've been informed

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there may be a heart available.

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Um, she... she doesn't need it anymore.

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I won't last another six months.

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You gotta keep a
positive outlook, Dottie.

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I'm ready to go now, Frank.

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Take me to the bedroom.

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We're not married.

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I know that you've been playing me.

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My money's gonna go to my daughter.

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- I'll give you two grand.
- Make it three?

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Two and the flat-screen.

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Why didn't we do that a long time ago?

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My girlfriend died.

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I forgive you for dragging
me three blocks

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with the car.

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Okay, sweetheart,

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that was an accident.

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No, it wasn't, my love.

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How was I supposed to know

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that your dress was caught in the door?

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I-I-I can-I can explain.

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I can explain. Here's the thing.

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That was a total misunderstanding.

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Taken out of context.

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Pharmaceutical entrapment.

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I thought she was a he.

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I was being a good father.

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Kids come pre-wired.

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It has nothing to do
with your parenting.

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It was a total accident. I
was told hamsters could swim.

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I had been assured

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that those needles
were almost good as new.

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That's very unfortunate.
The '90s were a racist time.

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Jesus! I need it more than you.

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- Help!
- No, no, no, no.

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You just punched a little girl!

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Okay, that-that was an accident.

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I was going more for a soft tap.

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Uh...

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Those were the times I was nice?

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Those were the best we could find.

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Enjoy gargling Satan's sperm.

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Bye-bye.

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Oh, come on. This is a mistake.

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I'm a nice guy, really. Ask anyone.

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Frank Gallagher.

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Nobody loves you, Frank.

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Loving husband, devoted father.

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You mean that deadbeat
that consistently fails

267
00:10:55,258 --> 00:10:56,551
to take care of his family?

268
00:10:56,576 --> 00:10:58,841
A truly respected and cherished member

269
00:10:58,866 --> 00:10:59,958
of this community.

270
00:10:59,983 --> 00:11:01,656
You should just die now, Frank.

271
00:11:01,698 --> 00:11:02,800
Save everyone a lot of trouble.

272
00:11:02,824 --> 00:11:04,492
Glad you're walking again, Frank.

273
00:11:04,534 --> 00:11:06,244
I was praying for permanent paralysis.

274
00:11:06,286 --> 00:11:07,430
Kind of hoping you were dead.

275
00:11:07,454 --> 00:11:08,371
Thought Frank was dead.

276
00:11:08,413 --> 00:11:10,165
Yeah, unfortunately, he's still alive.

277
00:11:10,206 --> 00:11:12,375
Frank had wronged this
family 20 ways since Tuesday.

278
00:11:12,417 --> 00:11:13,376
I mean, he sued Addie

279
00:11:13,418 --> 00:11:14,866
for a loose handrail on the porch,

280
00:11:14,891 --> 00:11:16,604
opened credit cards in all our names,

281
00:11:16,629 --> 00:11:17,881
stole our Chevy Malibu,

282
00:11:17,922 --> 00:11:19,710
made meth in the bathroom upstairs.

283
00:11:19,735 --> 00:11:22,552
You're the reason we had
to install security cameras.

284
00:11:22,594 --> 00:11:23,845
Everybody hates Frank.

285
00:11:23,887 --> 00:11:24,804
We hate you, Frank.

286
00:11:24,846 --> 00:11:26,056
We fucking hate you, Frank.

287
00:11:26,097 --> 00:11:27,390
Not a fucking chance, Frank.

288
00:11:27,432 --> 00:11:29,434
I still owe you a
beating from last year.

289
00:11:29,476 --> 00:11:30,705
Miss, excuse me.

290
00:11:30,730 --> 00:11:32,495
Could you prescribe
something for the pain?

291
00:11:32,520 --> 00:11:34,898
Twenty of morphine would
be more than enough.

292
00:11:34,923 --> 00:11:35,966
You're Frank, right?

293
00:11:35,991 --> 00:11:37,292
- Yes.
- No.

294
00:11:37,317 --> 00:11:39,861
What could that woman
possibly see in Frank?

295
00:11:39,903 --> 00:11:41,362
Maybe she's blind.

296
00:11:41,404 --> 00:11:42,614
And has no sense of smell.

297
00:11:42,655 --> 00:11:44,258
What about Frank? We
can't leave him here.

298
00:11:44,282 --> 00:11:46,409
- Of course we can.
- But it's getting cold.

299
00:11:46,451 --> 00:11:48,870
His thick layer of
bullshit will keep him warm.

300
00:11:48,895 --> 00:11:51,122
We can't not have a bed
for Frank anymore, can we?

301
00:11:51,164 --> 00:11:52,349
- Of course we can.
- Fuck Frank.

302
00:11:52,373 --> 00:11:54,250
Please stop worrying about Frank.

303
00:11:54,292 --> 00:11:56,336
He is a black hole of endless need

304
00:11:56,377 --> 00:11:58,004
that will suck the life out of you.

305
00:11:58,046 --> 00:11:59,172
Excuse me. Do you know where

306
00:11:59,214 --> 00:12:01,174
I might be able to find Frank Gallagher?

307
00:12:01,232 --> 00:12:03,234
Best bet? Nearest jail or gutter.

308
00:12:03,259 --> 00:12:04,278
What the hell's wrong with him?

309
00:12:04,302 --> 00:12:05,428
Got a couple hours?

310
00:12:05,470 --> 00:12:07,323
- You're a raging alcoholic.
- Who owes money to everyone.

311
00:12:07,347 --> 00:12:08,640
Who's had sex with her daughter.

312
00:12:08,681 --> 00:12:09,766
I'm impressed, in spite

313
00:12:09,808 --> 00:12:11,893
of my deep loathing for you personally.

314
00:12:11,935 --> 00:12:13,061
We should get a dog.

315
00:12:13,103 --> 00:12:15,230
We have Frank.

316
00:12:15,271 --> 00:12:17,190
What the hell's that supposed to mean?

317
00:12:17,232 --> 00:12:18,334
You have shit on the carpet.

318
00:12:18,358 --> 00:12:19,710
You brought him home. He's your puppy.

319
00:12:19,734 --> 00:12:21,778
He makes a mess on the
rug, you're cleaning it up.

320
00:12:21,820 --> 00:12:24,114
He's like an untrained dog

321
00:12:24,155 --> 00:12:26,074
who keeps shitting all over the house.

322
00:12:26,292 --> 00:12:29,369
So we have three
options... run the dog over,

323
00:12:29,410 --> 00:12:31,589
send the dog back to
the pound to be gassed,

324
00:12:31,614 --> 00:12:32,997
or train the dog.

325
00:12:33,039 --> 00:12:34,749
- Frank can change, right?
- No.

326
00:12:34,791 --> 00:12:35,917
Same fucking Frank.

327
00:12:35,959 --> 00:12:37,252
Frank is a Frank,

328
00:12:37,293 --> 00:12:38,920
and his proper pronoun is "it."

329
00:12:38,962 --> 00:12:40,421
He's like a cat. He'll be back.

330
00:12:40,463 --> 00:12:41,548
Frank's like scabies.

331
00:12:41,589 --> 00:12:43,967
You can't get rid of him,
no matter how hard you try.

332
00:12:43,992 --> 00:12:45,110
Frank's a cockroach.

333
00:12:45,135 --> 00:12:46,737
You can stomp on him, spray
him, try and drown him,

334
00:12:46,761 --> 00:12:49,115
but he always comes crawling
back up out of the toilet bowl.

335
00:12:49,139 --> 00:12:51,224
Only two things will be
left roaming the Earth

336
00:12:51,266 --> 00:12:52,517
after the next apocalypse:

337
00:12:52,559 --> 00:12:54,686
cockroaches and Frank Gallagher.

338
00:12:54,727 --> 00:12:57,105
One local hero has decided

339
00:12:57,147 --> 00:12:58,148
to take a stand.

340
00:12:58,189 --> 00:12:59,816
Fuck you, Frank!

341
00:13:02,385 --> 00:13:03,678
Screw them.

342
00:13:03,736 --> 00:13:05,339
They don't know what
they're talking about.

343
00:13:05,363 --> 00:13:07,866
They're just jealous,
trying to take me down,

344
00:13:07,907 --> 00:13:09,534
ruin my reputation.

345
00:13:09,576 --> 00:13:11,911
I'm the nicest guy on the South Side.

346
00:13:11,953 --> 00:13:13,216
Sorry, son.

347
00:13:14,106 --> 00:13:16,075
Wait, Daddy. Please
don't leave me again.

348
00:13:16,599 --> 00:13:18,668
I need you here, really.

349
00:13:18,710 --> 00:13:20,271
I'll be better. I promise.

350
00:13:22,463 --> 00:13:25,091
I'll see you in hell
or wherever you end up.

351
00:13:26,013 --> 00:13:29,053
Oh, and do me a favor. Don't
tell them you're my kid.

352
00:13:29,095 --> 00:13:31,556
I don't want you spoiling things for me

353
00:13:31,598 --> 00:13:33,248
by you being Frank.

354
00:13:42,984 --> 00:13:44,277
Whoa, that is bad.

355
00:13:44,319 --> 00:13:45,379
You get used to it.

356
00:13:45,403 --> 00:13:46,683
It's like working at a landfill.

357
00:13:49,532 --> 00:13:51,598
You're a terrible homeless person.

358
00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:53,244
I'm not homeless. I have a home.

359
00:13:53,286 --> 00:13:54,966
Bullshit. You look like a bum.

360
00:13:54,996 --> 00:13:56,122
You smell like a bum.

361
00:13:56,164 --> 00:13:58,082
You also have dog shit on your face.

362
00:13:58,124 --> 00:13:59,124
Oh, jeez.

363
00:14:00,293 --> 00:14:03,004
Buy some deodorant, Frank.

364
00:14:03,046 --> 00:14:05,048
- How about a cup?
- I'm good.

365
00:14:05,089 --> 00:14:07,800
Not everyone wants your
microbes in his food.

366
00:14:07,842 --> 00:14:09,135
Stop! You're filthy.

367
00:14:11,554 --> 00:14:13,097
All right.

368
00:14:13,122 --> 00:14:15,183
You smell like kimchi and vomit.

369
00:14:18,057 --> 00:14:20,309
I cut these too short.
My balls are hanging out.

370
00:14:21,522 --> 00:14:24,067
Oh. Oh, God, no.

371
00:14:24,108 --> 00:14:26,152
Don't do that, Frank!

372
00:14:26,194 --> 00:14:27,153
Oh, don't do it.

373
00:14:27,195 --> 00:14:28,905
You have a toothbrush I can use, Frank?

374
00:14:28,947 --> 00:14:30,907
They're communal. Just grab one.

375
00:14:30,949 --> 00:14:32,617
What the fuck is that?

376
00:14:32,659 --> 00:14:34,332
Did you use my toothbrush last night?

377
00:14:34,357 --> 00:14:36,246
- Which one's yours?
- The light blue one.

378
00:14:36,287 --> 00:14:37,161
No.

379
00:14:38,739 --> 00:14:41,309
Don't use my toothbrush.
Don't wear my boots.

380
00:14:41,334 --> 00:14:44,295
Hey, if it's under
this roof, it's fair game.

381
00:14:44,337 --> 00:14:45,638
Them's the rules.

382
00:14:46,839 --> 00:14:49,759
Oh, my God. Frank, you're filthy.

383
00:14:49,801 --> 00:14:51,104
You're filthy!

384
00:14:52,253 --> 00:14:53,930
Oh, you are ripe.

385
00:14:53,989 --> 00:14:56,741
Oh, nothing a little
Puerto Rican bath can't fix.

386
00:14:56,766 --> 00:14:58,870
Oh, oh, oh, honey...

387
00:15:03,064 --> 00:15:04,440
Should we give him another bath?

388
00:15:04,482 --> 00:15:06,192
Well, that's three already,

389
00:15:06,234 --> 00:15:08,152
and we're kind of running out of soap.

390
00:15:14,965 --> 00:15:17,003
- Francis Gallagher.
- Yeah.

391
00:15:17,503 --> 00:15:19,330
Mm.

392
00:15:19,372 --> 00:15:22,083
You're such a good dad.

393
00:15:26,275 --> 00:15:27,486
Fuck you.

394
00:15:28,898 --> 00:15:31,234
I don't need you. I don't need anyone.

395
00:15:31,259 --> 00:15:34,053
I've been doing just fine on my own,

396
00:15:34,095 --> 00:15:35,486
doing it my way!

397
00:15:37,390 --> 00:15:39,400
It's better to be on your own, anyway.

398
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:42,869
Everyone's just a big disappointment.

399
00:15:43,313 --> 00:15:45,584
The only people I can count on

400
00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:47,576
are my two best friends,

401
00:15:49,027 --> 00:15:52,678
you... and you.

402
00:15:55,992 --> 00:15:59,037
Sobriety is a fool's game.

403
00:15:59,078 --> 00:16:00,663
Set them up, barkeep.

404
00:16:00,705 --> 00:16:01,622
Can you imagine...

405
00:16:01,664 --> 00:16:02,790
Just said last call, Frank.

406
00:16:02,832 --> 00:16:06,377
Having to live with
impending death sober?

407
00:16:06,419 --> 00:16:07,452
All right, one.

408
00:16:08,225 --> 00:16:09,694
Ready to drink.

409
00:16:11,358 --> 00:16:12,569
Drink!

410
00:16:14,012 --> 00:16:15,012
Beer!

411
00:16:20,016 --> 00:16:21,100
Hey!

412
00:16:23,061 --> 00:16:24,187
I need another beer.

413
00:16:24,228 --> 00:16:26,147
Two vodka martinis.

414
00:16:26,189 --> 00:16:27,732
A large boilermaker.

415
00:16:27,774 --> 00:16:30,151
Double-double, heavy, heavy pour.

416
00:16:30,193 --> 00:16:31,194
And keep them coming.

417
00:16:31,235 --> 00:16:32,528
Liquid paradise.

418
00:16:32,570 --> 00:16:33,696
Give me three shots.

419
00:16:39,761 --> 00:16:42,430
And a round for all my
friends from the UAW.

420
00:16:42,455 --> 00:16:44,173
Wow. Really?

421
00:16:44,766 --> 00:16:45,850
Fuck, no.

422
00:16:51,506 --> 00:16:52,673
- Cheers.
- No...

423
00:16:53,431 --> 00:16:55,802
You are not supposed to drink
when you have a donor liver.

424
00:16:55,843 --> 00:16:57,470
I've done extensive research.

425
00:16:57,512 --> 00:17:00,909
This liver'll last me close to a decade

426
00:17:00,934 --> 00:17:02,682
if I pace myself correctly.

427
00:17:03,471 --> 00:17:05,542
.27. Coming in hot.

428
00:17:06,854 --> 00:17:07,956
In my career, I have never seen

429
00:17:07,980 --> 00:17:10,983
such a spectacular
display of alcoholism.

430
00:17:11,025 --> 00:17:12,235
Thank you.

431
00:17:15,029 --> 00:17:16,406
You see this bottle of vodka?

432
00:17:16,447 --> 00:17:17,824
I'm gonna sip it!

433
00:17:17,857 --> 00:17:18,650
Mimosa?

434
00:17:18,683 --> 00:17:19,935
More Scotch.

435
00:17:25,790 --> 00:17:27,333
Drinks on the house!

436
00:17:34,674 --> 00:17:37,218
Stop drinking before it kills you.

437
00:17:37,260 --> 00:17:38,511
Last one.

438
00:17:42,098 --> 00:17:43,599
No more alcohol.

439
00:17:43,641 --> 00:17:45,435
- Just drugs.
- What do you want?

440
00:17:45,476 --> 00:17:47,373
Pot, Percocet.

441
00:17:47,398 --> 00:17:48,688
Morphine?

442
00:17:48,729 --> 00:17:50,773
- Valium.
- Ativan?

443
00:17:50,815 --> 00:17:53,276
- Vicodin.
- Sizzurp?

444
00:17:53,317 --> 00:17:55,027
I always wanted to try that.

445
00:17:55,369 --> 00:17:57,296
I know. Let's take crack.

446
00:18:02,660 --> 00:18:03,578
Is that crack?

447
00:18:03,619 --> 00:18:05,204
It's crystal meth. Would you like some?

448
00:18:05,604 --> 00:18:07,915
Oh, it's gonna be a
good winter, yard guy.

449
00:18:10,209 --> 00:18:11,919
Want me to sell any of that meth?

450
00:18:11,961 --> 00:18:13,254
No need. I smoked it.

451
00:18:15,298 --> 00:18:16,674
Nasty side effects, though.

452
00:18:20,178 --> 00:18:21,012
Wow.

453
00:18:21,053 --> 00:18:23,139
There go a couple of
billion brain cells.

454
00:18:23,181 --> 00:18:25,183
Fuck, you have strong weed.

455
00:18:25,224 --> 00:18:26,726
Uh-huh.

456
00:18:32,064 --> 00:18:34,442
All hail mighty Oxy,

457
00:18:34,484 --> 00:18:37,361
the Dom Pérignon of opiates.

458
00:18:37,403 --> 00:18:39,739
Twenty-seven for me,

459
00:18:39,780 --> 00:18:41,282
one for you.

460
00:18:43,910 --> 00:18:45,411
These are the last words

461
00:18:45,453 --> 00:18:47,872
that will pass between
you and your father.

462
00:18:47,914 --> 00:18:49,165
How do you feel?

463
00:18:49,207 --> 00:18:50,166
I'm ready.

464
00:18:50,325 --> 00:18:52,744
He said he's ready for the Lord's will.

465
00:18:54,045 --> 00:18:56,005
I'm ready for more pills.

466
00:18:56,047 --> 00:18:57,089
Oh.

467
00:18:57,131 --> 00:18:58,624
More pills.

468
00:19:01,604 --> 00:19:02,795
Bye, Frank.

469
00:19:09,727 --> 00:19:11,604
Here's your Oxys and your Percys.

470
00:19:11,646 --> 00:19:14,357
Just like Mama used to make.

471
00:19:23,491 --> 00:19:24,450
Oh!

472
00:19:26,744 --> 00:19:28,204
He's stealing my drugs!

473
00:19:28,246 --> 00:19:29,705
I could use something for the pain.

474
00:19:29,747 --> 00:19:30,915
Percocet. Fentanyl.

475
00:19:30,957 --> 00:19:33,918
- Vicodin. Maybe a Quaalude.
- No.

476
00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:35,229
A bottle of your finest pharmaceuticals

477
00:19:35,253 --> 00:19:36,605
should have me shipshape in no time.

478
00:19:36,629 --> 00:19:38,714
It says here not to give you drugs.

479
00:19:38,756 --> 00:19:40,217
Where's it say that?

480
00:19:42,366 --> 00:19:44,466
Come here, mi amigo.

481
00:19:45,263 --> 00:19:46,873
Show me a little love.

482
00:20:22,550 --> 00:20:23,888
Hey, Frank.

483
00:20:24,552 --> 00:20:25,787
Mo?

484
00:20:26,365 --> 00:20:27,513
Mo White!

485
00:20:27,555 --> 00:20:29,834
Congressman Mo White!

486
00:20:30,224 --> 00:20:32,685
Good to see you again, buddy.

487
00:20:32,727 --> 00:20:35,104
Let's make Chicago White again!

488
00:20:36,564 --> 00:20:37,440
Mo White!

489
00:20:37,481 --> 00:20:39,139
- I'm Mo White.
- Mo White.

490
00:20:39,164 --> 00:20:41,503
Mo White... you're not
gonna find him on the ballot.

491
00:20:41,527 --> 00:20:43,696
- Mo White.
- Mo White is back!

492
00:20:43,738 --> 00:20:45,573
- Oh!
- What happened?

493
00:20:45,615 --> 00:20:47,283
Whenever I get within 100 yards

494
00:20:47,308 --> 00:20:49,143
of a school, I get this little shock.

495
00:20:49,168 --> 00:20:50,420
What?

496
00:20:50,445 --> 00:20:51,280
Oh, fuck.

497
00:20:51,370 --> 00:20:54,081
Washington is a fascinating place.

498
00:20:54,123 --> 00:20:56,709
You make sure to register
the minute you hit puberty.

499
00:20:56,751 --> 00:20:59,462
Okay? Off you go.

500
00:20:59,503 --> 00:21:01,157
Hello, kitty.

501
00:21:01,712 --> 00:21:03,090
For the thousandth time,

502
00:21:03,132 --> 00:21:04,592
there was no way I could know

503
00:21:04,634 --> 00:21:06,177
that girl was only 15.

504
00:21:06,218 --> 00:21:08,471
Okay, did Mo make a mistake? Yes.

505
00:21:08,512 --> 00:21:11,515
But before that, he was
the best football coach

506
00:21:11,557 --> 00:21:14,080
that Robert E. Lee High ever had.

507
00:21:14,939 --> 00:21:17,897
And do you know what's
even more American

508
00:21:17,922 --> 00:21:19,341
than football?

509
00:21:19,398 --> 00:21:20,608
Second chances.

510
00:21:20,650 --> 00:21:23,319
Mo White is that second chance.

511
00:21:23,533 --> 00:21:25,321
Democracy never sleeps.

512
00:21:25,363 --> 00:21:27,657
Unless it's with a 15-year-old.

513
00:21:31,535 --> 00:21:34,038
Who are these motherfuckers?

514
00:21:34,236 --> 00:21:36,905
Fuck you!

515
00:21:41,170 --> 00:21:42,672
In a shocking development

516
00:21:42,713 --> 00:21:45,049
on the South Side, Maurice "Mo" White

517
00:21:45,091 --> 00:21:47,843
- is a surprise victor.
- You're a congressman again.

518
00:21:47,885 --> 00:21:48,969
What are you gonna do?

519
00:21:49,011 --> 00:21:51,097
That's the beauty of being in Congress.

520
00:21:51,122 --> 00:21:53,416
You don't have to do a goddamn thing.

521
00:21:53,474 --> 00:21:54,785
We're waiting

522
00:21:54,809 --> 00:21:57,186
for reactions from the
Wyman and Ruiz camps.

523
00:21:57,228 --> 00:21:59,689
Oh, you're a ghost?

524
00:21:59,730 --> 00:22:00,898
Yep.

525
00:22:00,940 --> 00:22:03,693
You're supposed to be Gallagher present?

526
00:22:03,734 --> 00:22:04,902
That's what they tell me.

527
00:22:04,944 --> 00:22:07,321
Ah! I didn't know you died.

528
00:22:07,363 --> 00:22:09,879
You're in hell now,
being a pedophile and all?

529
00:22:09,904 --> 00:22:12,576
No. I went to the good place.

530
00:22:12,618 --> 00:22:14,554
- Damn.
- Yeah, I was in a nursing home

531
00:22:14,578 --> 00:22:16,247
for the last few years of my life.

532
00:22:16,288 --> 00:22:19,208
There was no kids around that place.

533
00:22:19,266 --> 00:22:20,726
Forced me to change my ways.

534
00:22:20,751 --> 00:22:23,587
I guess they'll let anyone
into Heaven these days.

535
00:22:23,885 --> 00:22:26,542
I'm here to show you
how to get there, too.

536
00:22:26,567 --> 00:22:28,342
Thanks, but, no, thanks.

537
00:22:28,401 --> 00:22:30,486
I don't wanna hear any more bullshit

538
00:22:30,511 --> 00:22:31,429
from you ghosts.

539
00:22:31,470 --> 00:22:33,681
None of what you say is true, anyway.

540
00:22:33,723 --> 00:22:36,225
You can shove all that fake-news shit

541
00:22:36,267 --> 00:22:38,060
up your ass.

542
00:22:38,102 --> 00:22:39,562
Speaking of which...

543
00:22:41,756 --> 00:22:43,591
Jesus. Okay.

544
00:22:43,616 --> 00:22:44,616
Okay.

545
00:22:46,527 --> 00:22:49,113
Whoa, whoa, whoa, how am
I supposed to swallow that?

546
00:22:49,155 --> 00:22:50,614
Who said anything about swallowing?

547
00:22:59,832 --> 00:23:01,083
Have mercy on me. I can't handle

548
00:23:01,125 --> 00:23:02,994
anything up my ass without alcohol.

549
00:23:03,019 --> 00:23:04,729
Alcohol goes in this bag,

550
00:23:04,754 --> 00:23:07,661
this goes up the poop chute, and voilà.

551
00:23:07,686 --> 00:23:10,609
More than one way to get
booze into a Gallagher.

552
00:23:10,634 --> 00:23:12,553
Hold it up nice and high.

553
00:23:12,595 --> 00:23:14,513
Okay, open the valve.

554
00:23:18,559 --> 00:23:19,977
I play by the rules.

555
00:23:20,036 --> 00:23:22,371
This is the part where
you spread your cheeks

556
00:23:22,396 --> 00:23:23,355
and... cough?

557
00:23:23,397 --> 00:23:24,940
You see? You remember more

558
00:23:24,982 --> 00:23:26,609
than you give yourself credit for.

559
00:23:26,650 --> 00:23:27,610
I gave my life,

560
00:23:27,651 --> 00:23:30,279
my blood, sweat, and tears to that job.

561
00:23:31,697 --> 00:23:33,657
And where did it get me? Up the ass.

562
00:23:33,699 --> 00:23:34,950
That's where.

563
00:23:35,910 --> 00:23:37,745
Right up the old poop chute.

564
00:23:37,787 --> 00:23:39,789
The world's gonna fuck you.

565
00:23:39,830 --> 00:23:42,917
That feels fantastic.

566
00:23:42,958 --> 00:23:44,502
All you can do

567
00:23:44,543 --> 00:23:46,545
is take it up the ass and soldier on.

568
00:23:46,587 --> 00:23:48,589
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh!

569
00:23:48,631 --> 00:23:49,673
I need money.

570
00:23:57,030 --> 00:23:58,702
You got more takers!

571
00:24:00,624 --> 00:24:03,062
- Come with me, Frank.
- Oh, hold on. Sheila, Sheila.

572
00:24:03,103 --> 00:24:04,355
Come on!

573
00:24:04,396 --> 00:24:05,916
Shouldn't we have a safety word?

574
00:24:05,940 --> 00:24:08,150
Sure, all right. Let's
have a safety word.

575
00:24:08,192 --> 00:24:09,109
Uh, stop.

576
00:24:09,151 --> 00:24:11,331
When I say stop, that'll be our...

577
00:24:11,654 --> 00:24:13,519
- That'll do.
- Stop.

578
00:24:13,739 --> 00:24:14,949
Stop!

579
00:24:14,974 --> 00:24:17,300
I am literally taking it up the ass.

580
00:24:22,206 --> 00:24:23,749
Do you know what this is?

581
00:24:23,791 --> 00:24:26,073
- No, no, no.
- Freedom!

582
00:24:26,098 --> 00:24:27,503
That won't fit!

583
00:24:27,545 --> 00:24:29,755
Oh, Jesus. Is that your fist?

584
00:24:29,797 --> 00:24:31,632
No, it's my foot.

585
00:24:31,674 --> 00:24:33,342
Does your ass ever stop hurting?

586
00:24:33,384 --> 00:24:35,749
- No, no, no, no...
- This little piggy went to market.

587
00:24:35,774 --> 00:24:37,054
Ah!

588
00:24:37,096 --> 00:24:37,763
No.

589
00:24:37,805 --> 00:24:39,515
This little piggy stayed home.

590
00:24:39,557 --> 00:24:40,891
Advil's your best bet.

591
00:24:41,913 --> 00:24:43,119
Helps with the inflammation.

592
00:24:43,143 --> 00:24:45,813
This little piggy had roast beef.

593
00:24:45,838 --> 00:24:48,148
- And this little piggy had none.
- Oh, God.

594
00:24:48,190 --> 00:24:50,776
Take the Advil now if you
wanna stay ahead of the pain.

595
00:24:50,818 --> 00:24:52,987
- But this little piggy...
- No, no, no, no.

596
00:24:53,028 --> 00:24:54,780
Not all the way home.
Not all the way home.

597
00:24:54,822 --> 00:24:55,823
He went all the way home.

598
00:24:55,865 --> 00:24:59,652
- Oh!
- Whoo!

599
00:25:00,411 --> 00:25:04,123
I just did what I had
to do to make a living

600
00:25:04,148 --> 00:25:05,608
and to survive.

601
00:25:05,794 --> 00:25:09,099
There's still time to
redeem yourself, Frank.

602
00:25:09,524 --> 00:25:10,802
No.

603
00:25:13,007 --> 00:25:14,675
- How?
- Could apologize

604
00:25:14,717 --> 00:25:16,552
to everyone you've ever wronged.

605
00:25:18,905 --> 00:25:20,281
Hi. I'm Frank Gallagher.

606
00:25:20,306 --> 00:25:21,473
We spoke online.

607
00:25:21,515 --> 00:25:23,309
May I start by saying thank you?

608
00:25:23,350 --> 00:25:25,769
- What's the scam?
- I get migraines.

609
00:25:25,811 --> 00:25:27,396
What kind of a man do you think I am?

610
00:25:27,438 --> 00:25:29,648
Try proving I don't have them.

611
00:25:29,690 --> 00:25:31,066
There's always a scam, Frank.

612
00:25:31,108 --> 00:25:32,359
I'm Frank. Frank Gallagher.

613
00:25:32,401 --> 00:25:34,320
Frank Gallagher, cancer concierge.

614
00:25:34,361 --> 00:25:37,990
I smooth the way for patients
with serious diagnoses.

615
00:25:38,032 --> 00:25:39,533
You gotta think of the kids.

616
00:25:39,575 --> 00:25:41,827
It's a scam. It's always
some kind of a scam.

617
00:25:41,869 --> 00:25:43,013
This could be your lucky day.

618
00:25:43,037 --> 00:25:45,456
You are not gonna burn down
that nice woman's house.

619
00:25:45,497 --> 00:25:47,833
- Were you two trying to scam me?
- Not burn down.

620
00:25:47,875 --> 00:25:49,335
When Frank's running a scam,

621
00:25:49,376 --> 00:25:50,753
ain't nobody better to trust.

622
00:25:50,794 --> 00:25:52,129
She's got liability.

623
00:25:52,171 --> 00:25:53,088
One big accident,

624
00:25:53,130 --> 00:25:54,632
and her insurance has to pay up.

625
00:25:58,135 --> 00:25:59,553
Oh! Gah!

626
00:25:59,595 --> 00:26:02,097
Are you kidding me?
This is barely a sprain.

627
00:26:02,139 --> 00:26:03,307
It's two grand, tops.

628
00:26:03,349 --> 00:26:04,850
I need 150.

629
00:26:04,892 --> 00:26:06,310
You better bring me a mangled femur.

630
00:26:06,352 --> 00:26:07,728
Partial paralysis...

631
00:26:07,753 --> 00:26:08,754
or lose an eye.

632
00:26:08,779 --> 00:26:11,115
Burns over at least 30
percent of your body.

633
00:26:11,140 --> 00:26:12,107
Lose both eyes.

634
00:26:12,149 --> 00:26:14,068
You know, you walk in, empty sockets,

635
00:26:14,109 --> 00:26:15,152
we got us a winner.

636
00:26:16,028 --> 00:26:17,321
This? This is a masterpiece.

637
00:26:17,363 --> 00:26:19,921
This is like an aerial
photo of Ground Zero.

638
00:26:19,946 --> 00:26:22,117
Just tell me we can get 100 grand.

639
00:26:22,159 --> 00:26:23,702
Oh, I'd say 100 Gs, easy.

640
00:26:23,744 --> 00:26:25,371
Buenos días. Frank Gallagher.

641
00:26:25,412 --> 00:26:26,789
Frank Gallagher. Frank Gallagher.

642
00:26:26,830 --> 00:26:29,375
I'm afraid it's an honest day's work

643
00:26:29,416 --> 00:26:31,210
for you and me, mi amigo.

644
00:26:31,251 --> 00:26:32,461
Any scams you wanna try?

645
00:26:32,503 --> 00:26:34,296
How about the distract and grab?

646
00:26:34,338 --> 00:26:35,381
Do the melon drop.

647
00:26:35,422 --> 00:26:36,872
Old-fashioned pig in a poke?

648
00:26:36,897 --> 00:26:39,843
I'm always down for a
classic Ukrainian peekaboo.

649
00:26:39,885 --> 00:26:40,803
What's my name?

650
00:26:40,844 --> 00:26:42,346
Uh, Bethany?

651
00:26:42,388 --> 00:26:43,347
That's us.

652
00:26:43,389 --> 00:26:45,557
Could you put on a
little classical music?

653
00:26:45,599 --> 00:26:46,952
Yeah, sure thing.

654
00:26:47,518 --> 00:26:49,728
Oh, shit!

655
00:26:49,770 --> 00:26:53,315
Watch what you're doing,
lady! You just hit that man!

656
00:26:53,357 --> 00:26:54,400
Are you okay?

657
00:26:54,441 --> 00:26:55,859
I think you broke my leg.

658
00:26:55,901 --> 00:26:57,945
- Oh, God.
- And my face is bleeding.

659
00:26:57,987 --> 00:27:00,280
What are they hitting you
for at the ER these days?

660
00:27:00,322 --> 00:27:01,991
- Couple hundy.
- Oy.

661
00:27:02,032 --> 00:27:04,785
I'm just gonna wait till my leg heals.

662
00:27:04,948 --> 00:27:08,288
Unless... you wanted
to make things right.

663
00:27:08,330 --> 00:27:11,333
As soon as he starts his
engine, we make our move.

664
00:27:11,375 --> 00:27:12,793
Okay.

665
00:27:13,627 --> 00:27:16,588
- What was that?
- Just hit that kid in the wheelchair.

666
00:27:16,630 --> 00:27:17,899
I'm sorry. I swear, I didn't see you.

667
00:27:17,923 --> 00:27:19,025
You came out of nowhere! Oh, my God.

668
00:27:19,049 --> 00:27:21,927
Time to turn over that betting money,

669
00:27:21,969 --> 00:27:23,095
gals and guys.

670
00:27:23,137 --> 00:27:24,304
Get the meds!

671
00:27:24,346 --> 00:27:25,827
- What?
- The meds.

672
00:27:30,794 --> 00:27:32,170
Putting it into overdrive, pal.

673
00:27:32,229 --> 00:27:35,107
Yes, I have Frank Gallagher calling.

674
00:27:35,149 --> 00:27:37,401
- Frank Gallagher.
- Never heard of him.

675
00:27:37,443 --> 00:27:38,471
Andrew Feldman.

676
00:27:38,496 --> 00:27:41,071
- I'd like to start my benefits.
- Mr. Westland, it says here

677
00:27:41,113 --> 00:27:42,823
you're already collecting your benefit.

678
00:27:42,865 --> 00:27:45,826
Mr. Ramirez? It says here you're dead.

679
00:27:47,327 --> 00:27:50,005
He was the father of my baby.

680
00:27:50,748 --> 00:27:51,790
You grieve.

681
00:27:51,832 --> 00:27:53,625
Just tell me where the paperwork is.

682
00:27:53,667 --> 00:27:54,877
Oh, Frank!

683
00:27:54,918 --> 00:27:57,380
I just need his social security number.

684
00:27:57,405 --> 00:27:58,964
Your last sponsor moved out.

685
00:27:59,006 --> 00:28:00,799
What, did he, what,
did he live with you?

686
00:28:00,841 --> 00:28:02,718
- Yeah.
- In a house? You lived in a house,

687
00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:03,635
an apartment, what?

688
00:28:03,677 --> 00:28:05,095
- In a house.
- I'm sorry.

689
00:28:05,137 --> 00:28:07,051
Let me introduce myself properly.

690
00:28:07,076 --> 00:28:09,433
I cannot award you
domestic-partnership status.

691
00:28:09,475 --> 00:28:12,019
My partner has been working hard,

692
00:28:12,061 --> 00:28:15,278
killing dogs for this
city for close to a decade.

693
00:28:15,303 --> 00:28:16,673
You kill dogs?

694
00:28:16,732 --> 00:28:17,900
Animal control.

695
00:28:17,941 --> 00:28:19,359
Welcome. I'm Frank Gallagher.

696
00:28:19,401 --> 00:28:20,986
Frank Gallagher. Frank Gallagher.

697
00:28:21,028 --> 00:28:22,571
Me and my kids drink for free.

698
00:28:22,613 --> 00:28:24,031
Do you remember Joe the plumber?

699
00:28:24,073 --> 00:28:25,741
He's a personal hero of mine.

700
00:28:25,783 --> 00:28:27,493
Well, you are gay Joe.

701
00:28:27,518 --> 00:28:29,145
- Frank the plumber?
- No.

702
00:28:29,771 --> 00:28:31,663
The face of the gay rights movement.

703
00:28:31,705 --> 00:28:33,916
Ladies and gentlemen, Frank Gallagher.

704
00:28:33,957 --> 00:28:35,125
Frank?

705
00:28:35,167 --> 00:28:38,253
Right now it's a
horrible time to be gay.

706
00:28:38,295 --> 00:28:40,631
All they wanna do is stop us

707
00:28:40,672 --> 00:28:41,632
from having the sex

708
00:28:41,673 --> 00:28:43,509
that they wish they were having.

709
00:28:44,426 --> 00:28:45,594
You saw what I did here.

710
00:28:45,636 --> 00:28:46,804
I'm your new rainmaker.

711
00:28:46,845 --> 00:28:48,889
I can get these rump swappers

712
00:28:48,931 --> 00:28:51,600
to cough up cash night and day.

713
00:28:51,642 --> 00:28:53,393
The envelope, kind sir.

714
00:28:53,435 --> 00:28:54,394
Thank you, thank you.

715
00:28:54,436 --> 00:28:56,438
Now we gotta talk
about upgrading my room.

716
00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:58,482
Frank Gallagher. Enchanté.

717
00:28:58,524 --> 00:28:59,441
Frank Gallagher.

718
00:28:59,483 --> 00:29:01,485
- You speak French.
- Oui.

719
00:29:01,527 --> 00:29:02,528
Your challenge

720
00:29:02,553 --> 00:29:05,765
is to get seen by an ER doctor

721
00:29:05,790 --> 00:29:07,124
in one hour or less.

722
00:29:10,577 --> 00:29:12,746
Excuse me.

723
00:29:14,665 --> 00:29:16,834
Um, my friend and I have this cough.

724
00:29:16,875 --> 00:29:18,961
- It just won't...
- Code red, TB alert.

725
00:29:19,002 --> 00:29:21,305
TB protocol! Get them into quarantine!

726
00:29:23,446 --> 00:29:25,175
Isn't there something else I could do,

727
00:29:25,217 --> 00:29:27,727
you know, to get in
good with the big guy?

728
00:29:28,178 --> 00:29:30,024
Or is she a big gal?

729
00:29:30,347 --> 00:29:32,766
Which, of course, I doubt.

730
00:29:32,808 --> 00:29:35,811
I mean, God, a woman? Please.

731
00:29:35,853 --> 00:29:38,188
But we have to be
politically correct now.

732
00:29:38,230 --> 00:29:40,149
Am I right, or am I right?

733
00:29:40,417 --> 00:29:41,900
Frank, don't you think

734
00:29:41,942 --> 00:29:44,308
that's exactly part of the problem here?

735
00:29:44,778 --> 00:29:46,066
What?

736
00:29:51,028 --> 00:29:52,411
Folks, let's face facts.

737
00:29:52,452 --> 00:29:54,580
Doctors are crooks,
especially the Korean ones.

738
00:29:54,621 --> 00:29:57,413
Never trust a culture that
makes sausages from dogs.

739
00:29:57,438 --> 00:29:59,668
Is this a supportive friend party

740
00:29:59,710 --> 00:30:02,504
for a cop who shot some
poor fucker wasn't even armed?

741
00:30:02,546 --> 00:30:05,716
The cops can be forgiven
for their mistake.

742
00:30:05,741 --> 00:30:06,633
It was the '90s.

743
00:30:06,675 --> 00:30:09,303
Black people really
were drug dealers then.

744
00:30:09,344 --> 00:30:12,639
Bullying is a vital
part of every ecosystem.

745
00:30:12,681 --> 00:30:14,558
It teaches kids resilience.

746
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:17,350
Why do you think Steve
Jobs turned out so great?

747
00:30:17,561 --> 00:30:18,437
Bullies.

748
00:30:18,478 --> 00:30:19,438
Minimum wage?

749
00:30:19,479 --> 00:30:23,075
Just a fancy term for
industrialized slavery.

750
00:30:23,100 --> 00:30:26,945
How does Mr. Osama Obama
expect us to survive on that?

751
00:30:26,987 --> 00:30:29,781
Ah, that's right.
Just walk on by, Osama.

752
00:30:29,823 --> 00:30:32,117
We all have our phobias,
and school is mine.

753
00:30:32,159 --> 00:30:34,786
They're about the teachers
asking you to validate them

754
00:30:34,828 --> 00:30:37,623
for the choice they made
to waste their lives as educators.

755
00:30:37,664 --> 00:30:38,707
I'll tell you this.

756
00:30:38,749 --> 00:30:39,833
A teacher diddled you.

757
00:30:39,875 --> 00:30:41,501
The truth will set you free!

758
00:30:41,543 --> 00:30:44,778
The aristocracy doesn't
want poor people getting laid

759
00:30:44,803 --> 00:30:47,090
because that means more
poor people being born.

760
00:30:47,132 --> 00:30:48,634
So they take our erections.

761
00:30:48,675 --> 00:30:50,427
We're fighting for the underrepresented

762
00:30:50,469 --> 00:30:51,386
Caucasian male.

763
00:30:51,428 --> 00:30:54,097
Some guy named Paco's jumping a fence

764
00:30:54,139 --> 00:30:55,933
and taking my job!

765
00:30:55,958 --> 00:30:57,935
Accurate is not racist.

766
00:30:57,960 --> 00:31:00,338
You look like a premenstrual Filipino!

767
00:31:00,395 --> 00:31:01,730
Wakey-wakey, Jackie Chan.

768
00:31:01,772 --> 00:31:03,482
You're Indian? The feather, not the dot?

769
00:31:03,523 --> 00:31:04,691
In the Indian reservation,

770
00:31:04,733 --> 00:31:06,318
you people drink yourselves unconscious,

771
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:09,571
but I never hear of an Indian
getting a liver transplant.

772
00:31:09,613 --> 00:31:10,614
Why is that?

773
00:31:10,656 --> 00:31:12,991
For all of their laziness
and lack of motivation,

774
00:31:13,033 --> 00:31:14,826
Mexicans are a lovely people.

775
00:31:14,868 --> 00:31:17,320
This is a human rights issue.

776
00:31:17,345 --> 00:31:19,331
Why should our heterosexual proclivities

777
00:31:19,373 --> 00:31:21,750
prevent us from collecting our due?

778
00:31:21,775 --> 00:31:23,360
That is heterophobia,

779
00:31:23,418 --> 00:31:25,045
and I won't stand for it.

780
00:31:25,087 --> 00:31:26,505
And it is our duty...

781
00:31:26,546 --> 00:31:28,047
to run the lesbians outta town.

782
00:31:28,072 --> 00:31:30,634
When the good-looking gays
start buying up our homes,

783
00:31:30,676 --> 00:31:32,344
the whole neighborhood is doomed.

784
00:31:32,386 --> 00:31:33,887
Gentrification, my friend.

785
00:31:33,912 --> 00:31:36,213
They may have female genitalia,

786
00:31:36,238 --> 00:31:38,183
but those lesbians are the Man,

787
00:31:38,225 --> 00:31:39,351
just like with the Jews.

788
00:31:39,393 --> 00:31:40,686
Ten years from now, they'll claim

789
00:31:40,727 --> 00:31:42,771
it never happened, but it is happening.

790
00:31:42,813 --> 00:31:44,231
Mel Gibson was right!

791
00:31:44,273 --> 00:31:45,941
Stealing land from the Indians

792
00:31:45,983 --> 00:31:47,317
and then genociding them.

793
00:31:47,359 --> 00:31:51,822
They wanna convert it
into an L-T-G-B-E-I-E-I-O.

794
00:31:51,863 --> 00:31:55,033
Then they start passing
out the smallpox blankets.

795
00:31:55,075 --> 00:31:57,091
Where's the justice? We're in a war.

796
00:31:57,116 --> 00:31:59,746
It's like they've
declared war on testicles.

797
00:31:59,788 --> 00:32:02,304
Well, I, for one... think...

798
00:32:02,329 --> 00:32:04,042
Military service is for losers.

799
00:32:04,067 --> 00:32:05,568
You can join the Army,

800
00:32:05,644 --> 00:32:06,937
travel halfway around the world,

801
00:32:06,962 --> 00:32:10,215
and build roads and hospitals
for people who want us dead.

802
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:11,984
Damn Palestinians, huh?

803
00:32:12,009 --> 00:32:13,236
It's like they come out of the womb

804
00:32:13,260 --> 00:32:15,512
wearing a suicide vest, am I right?

805
00:32:15,554 --> 00:32:16,471
Did you know that...

806
00:32:16,513 --> 00:32:18,265
AIDS didn't come from the homos,

807
00:32:18,307 --> 00:32:19,907
but the gays may have
helped us spread it

808
00:32:19,933 --> 00:32:21,935
with their bloody anal passions.

809
00:32:21,977 --> 00:32:23,729
Calling people by their name

810
00:32:23,770 --> 00:32:27,068
is not, nor should it ever
be argued as, offensive.

811
00:32:27,093 --> 00:32:28,650
Fuck off, lesbos!

812
00:32:28,692 --> 00:32:29,651
Dykes. Bull dyke?

813
00:32:29,693 --> 00:32:31,361
Pan-gender hermaphrodites.

814
00:32:31,403 --> 00:32:32,696
Bunch of uppity queers.

815
00:32:32,721 --> 00:32:34,723
I am not a faggot,

816
00:32:34,781 --> 00:32:38,493
and I could sue you
for the use of the word.

817
00:32:38,535 --> 00:32:40,412
Men have always had men.

818
00:32:40,454 --> 00:32:42,539
Da Vinci, Abe Lincoln...

819
00:32:42,564 --> 00:32:44,274
Let people chow down

820
00:32:44,497 --> 00:32:46,808
on the nether region of their choice.

821
00:32:46,833 --> 00:32:49,755
Male, female, consenting animals.

822
00:32:49,796 --> 00:32:50,672
Because animals

823
00:32:50,714 --> 00:32:52,424
are more important in this country

824
00:32:52,466 --> 00:32:54,497
than homeless human beings!

825
00:32:55,427 --> 00:32:56,553
It's not our fault.

826
00:32:56,595 --> 00:32:58,096
Underage temptation.

827
00:32:58,138 --> 00:33:00,766
You can look, but, oh, don't touch!

828
00:33:00,807 --> 00:33:01,933
It's bullshit.

829
00:33:01,975 --> 00:33:03,518
It's flat-out un-American.

830
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:04,853
Help a brother out.

831
00:33:04,895 --> 00:33:06,980
When did your heart get
as black as your skin?

832
00:33:07,022 --> 00:33:08,607
Those people. You people.

833
00:33:08,648 --> 00:33:09,483
You people?

834
00:33:09,524 --> 00:33:10,585
Spouting the same shit at me.

835
00:33:10,609 --> 00:33:12,569
What can that mean? You people?

836
00:33:12,611 --> 00:33:13,653
This is America,

837
00:33:13,695 --> 00:33:14,988
and in America,

838
00:33:15,030 --> 00:33:16,365
we like democracy.

839
00:33:16,406 --> 00:33:19,034
By the dawn's early light

840
00:33:19,076 --> 00:33:20,702
Give me liberty or give me meth.

841
00:33:20,744 --> 00:33:23,497
Every asshole is
entitled to his beliefs.

842
00:33:23,538 --> 00:33:25,707
It's the same freedom
that allows you to teach

843
00:33:25,749 --> 00:33:27,000
wearing that silly beanie.

844
00:33:27,042 --> 00:33:29,294
Don't know why you
yids get such a bad rap

845
00:33:29,336 --> 00:33:31,380
for being greedy, controlling the media,

846
00:33:31,421 --> 00:33:33,382
making everyone get their dicks cut.

847
00:33:33,423 --> 00:33:34,800
It doesn't matter anyway.

848
00:33:34,841 --> 00:33:36,343
Pretty soon, there's not gonna be

849
00:33:36,385 --> 00:33:37,969
any Jew or Aryan or Hindu

850
00:33:38,011 --> 00:33:40,097
or Muslim or Mexican or Blacks.

851
00:33:40,138 --> 00:33:43,892
There's just gonna be
the rich and the fucked.

852
00:33:43,934 --> 00:33:46,520
Just like the great slaves of the South.

853
00:33:46,561 --> 00:33:47,789
- Oh, don't do that.
- All right, Frank,

854
00:33:47,813 --> 00:33:48,998
you need to stop right
there. That's enough.

855
00:33:49,022 --> 00:33:51,274
Decades of forced labor in the fields

856
00:33:51,316 --> 00:33:53,652
have left us Kunta Kinte strong.

857
00:33:53,693 --> 00:33:56,530
- Frank.
- Swing low, sweet chariot.

858
00:33:56,571 --> 00:33:58,323
Isn't this a great country?

859
00:33:58,365 --> 00:34:00,842
This United States of America.

860
00:34:00,867 --> 00:34:01,910
I'm an American.

861
00:34:01,952 --> 00:34:04,329
And I invite you all to join me.

862
00:34:04,371 --> 00:34:05,539
In this one big...

863
00:34:05,580 --> 00:34:06,974
rape-y melting pot filled with...

864
00:34:06,998 --> 00:34:09,126
Overweight minimum wage workers

865
00:34:09,167 --> 00:34:11,503
buying discount laundry detergent!

866
00:34:11,545 --> 00:34:12,838
And the sooner we face it,

867
00:34:12,879 --> 00:34:15,382
the sooner we'll have a civilization

868
00:34:15,424 --> 00:34:16,758
worth celebrating.

869
00:34:18,260 --> 00:34:20,053
L'chaim! Praise Allah.

870
00:34:20,095 --> 00:34:21,721
And that, my multicultural friends,

871
00:34:21,763 --> 00:34:24,558
is liberty and justice for all.

872
00:34:24,599 --> 00:34:26,351
God bless America.

873
00:34:26,393 --> 00:34:29,771
God bless America!

874
00:34:30,772 --> 00:34:33,024
I was just having a little fun.

875
00:34:33,066 --> 00:34:34,609
Wasn't trying to hurt anyone.

876
00:34:34,651 --> 00:34:37,297
That's what's wrong
with people these days.

877
00:34:37,322 --> 00:34:41,351
Too damn sensitive. Take
everything so personally.

878
00:34:44,035 --> 00:34:45,203
I don't know, Frank.

879
00:34:45,245 --> 00:34:48,123
Seems like you have a chance
to change your path here.

880
00:34:48,165 --> 00:34:49,939
Why wouldn't you wanna do it?

881
00:34:53,135 --> 00:34:54,822
To each his own, I guess.

882
00:34:55,755 --> 00:34:56,939
I gotta go now.

883
00:34:58,579 --> 00:35:00,166
See you.

884
00:35:01,761 --> 00:35:04,064
Hey, don't you worry about me.

885
00:35:05,182 --> 00:35:08,434
I've skirted death
plenty of times so far.

886
00:35:14,441 --> 00:35:15,871
I'm gonna live forever,

887
00:35:16,693 --> 00:35:19,113
so I won't have to
worry about damnation.

888
00:35:21,293 --> 00:35:23,738
Frank, your piss is brown.

889
00:35:24,159 --> 00:35:25,368
That is brown.

890
00:35:26,912 --> 00:35:28,580
For fuck's sake!

891
00:35:31,041 --> 00:35:33,376
We are now ready
to remove the catheter

892
00:35:33,418 --> 00:35:34,836
from the urethra.

893
00:35:34,878 --> 00:35:37,214
All done.

894
00:35:37,255 --> 00:35:40,050
It's like a Fourth of July barbecue.

895
00:35:40,091 --> 00:35:42,594
Ooh, shit. Oh!

896
00:35:42,636 --> 00:35:45,180
- Jeez.
- Frank!

897
00:35:48,558 --> 00:35:50,352
Oh, God.

898
00:35:55,232 --> 00:35:55,941
Ooh.

899
00:35:55,982 --> 00:35:57,817
Frank, if you die,

900
00:35:57,859 --> 00:35:59,694
I will be really disappointed.

901
00:36:05,075 --> 00:36:06,405
That's bone.

902
00:36:07,619 --> 00:36:08,662
Dad?

903
00:36:08,703 --> 00:36:10,372
He recently had a liver transplant.

904
00:36:10,413 --> 00:36:12,999
- How recent?
- Like, 20 minutes ago.

905
00:36:13,049 --> 00:36:16,378
- I OD'd in '81.
- You know Frank's dying.

906
00:36:16,419 --> 00:36:18,922
- And in '88.
- He's been dying for years.

907
00:36:18,964 --> 00:36:19,881
'88 again.

908
00:36:19,923 --> 00:36:21,049
You're still alive?

909
00:36:21,091 --> 00:36:21,883
'94.

910
00:36:21,925 --> 00:36:23,134
Thought you were dead.

911
00:36:23,176 --> 00:36:23,969
'03.

912
00:36:24,010 --> 00:36:24,928
I was in a coma.

913
00:36:24,978 --> 00:36:26,020
I'm the only guy I know

914
00:36:26,054 --> 00:36:28,056
who's been given last rites three times.

915
00:36:28,098 --> 00:36:30,392
Take more than that
to kill this cockroach.

916
00:36:30,433 --> 00:36:31,643
Yeah, let's kill him.

917
00:36:31,685 --> 00:36:32,769
- Will you...
- You fucked

918
00:36:32,811 --> 00:36:35,063
all of our wives, Gallagher.

919
00:36:35,105 --> 00:36:36,398
Hey!

920
00:36:38,024 --> 00:36:39,901
If you happen to see Frank,

921
00:36:39,943 --> 00:36:41,361
tell him he's a dead man.

922
00:36:41,648 --> 00:36:44,172
You fucked the wrong
guy's daughter, Gallagher!

923
00:36:44,197 --> 00:36:46,199
- He gone?
- Yeah.

924
00:36:56,501 --> 00:37:00,672
Okay, whoa, hold...
What is this about again?

925
00:37:00,714 --> 00:37:02,382
No!

926
00:37:05,927 --> 00:37:07,262
Are you okay?

927
00:37:07,304 --> 00:37:09,205
She tried to stab me.

928
00:37:09,639 --> 00:37:10,432
Oh, sh...

929
00:37:10,473 --> 00:37:11,766
Get your ass over here!

930
00:37:30,035 --> 00:37:30,910
Whoa!

931
00:37:32,329 --> 00:37:33,371
Oh, Jesus.

932
00:37:33,413 --> 00:37:36,668
Can't a man get one
fucking minute of peace?

933
00:37:36,705 --> 00:37:38,606
Just one minute?

934
00:37:45,850 --> 00:37:46,643
That's the train.

935
00:37:46,676 --> 00:37:47,927
Oh. I'm gonna come.

936
00:37:47,969 --> 00:37:49,429
Oh, we gotta go.

937
00:37:49,471 --> 00:37:51,389
Oh, oh, oh. Oh, my God.

938
00:37:51,431 --> 00:37:54,017
Oh, oh, oh, okay!

939
00:37:54,059 --> 00:37:56,895
Danced with a gal with
a hole in her stocking

940
00:37:56,936 --> 00:37:58,396
Knees kept knocking

941
00:37:58,438 --> 00:37:59,731
Feet kept a-rocking

942
00:37:59,773 --> 00:38:01,941
So, Buffalo gals, won't
you come out tonight

943
00:38:01,983 --> 00:38:04,679
And dance by the light of the Moon?

944
00:38:15,205 --> 00:38:16,581
Jesus.

945
00:38:16,623 --> 00:38:19,163
What the fuck are you doing
singing to some whiny cracker music?

946
00:38:19,188 --> 00:38:21,248
You scared the shit out of me!

947
00:38:21,273 --> 00:38:22,379
Why? You knew there was

948
00:38:22,404 --> 00:38:24,054
another ghost coming, you jackass.

949
00:38:25,298 --> 00:38:26,758
Gallagher future?

950
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:28,927
In the fucking flesh.

951
00:38:28,968 --> 00:38:30,595
Well, who the hell are you?

952
00:38:30,637 --> 00:38:33,014
I'm your son, you dumb fuck.

953
00:38:33,056 --> 00:38:34,140
Lip?

954
00:38:34,182 --> 00:38:35,517
Asshole. I'm Black.

955
00:38:35,558 --> 00:38:36,601
Guess again.

956
00:38:36,643 --> 00:38:37,686
Uh, Liam.

957
00:38:37,727 --> 00:38:38,645
That's right, bitch.

958
00:38:38,687 --> 00:38:41,606
But you're-you're... so grown up,

959
00:38:41,648 --> 00:38:44,150
so professional, articulate.

960
00:38:44,192 --> 00:38:46,861
Mm, yeah, well, I'm
doing okay for myself.

961
00:38:46,903 --> 00:38:48,530
We all are, more or less,

962
00:38:48,571 --> 00:38:50,657
no thanks to you.

963
00:38:51,533 --> 00:38:55,412
Daddy's home! Good
morning, my wasted sperms.

964
00:38:55,453 --> 00:38:57,288
A lesson in parenting, gentlemen.

965
00:38:57,330 --> 00:38:58,373
Dad, what's this?

966
00:38:58,415 --> 00:39:00,458
That's a pacifier for your anus.

967
00:39:00,500 --> 00:39:03,837
A woman's sexuality is as
fluid as the Mississippi.

968
00:39:03,878 --> 00:39:06,297
Son, it's important
to know the difference

969
00:39:06,339 --> 00:39:09,718
between a skank bitch
and a deranged psychopath.

970
00:39:09,759 --> 00:39:11,511
Daddy, I'm gonna get my period soon.

971
00:39:11,553 --> 00:39:13,263
No time for that now, Debs.

972
00:39:13,304 --> 00:39:14,597
And remember what my mother said.

973
00:39:14,639 --> 00:39:17,392
A hole's a hole. God doesn't really
care who's attached to it.

974
00:39:17,434 --> 00:39:18,727
Biologically speaking,

975
00:39:18,768 --> 00:39:20,979
you're in your prime childbearing years.

976
00:39:21,020 --> 00:39:22,814
Actually, a little beyond them.

977
00:39:22,856 --> 00:39:24,190
If Fiona waits much longer,

978
00:39:24,232 --> 00:39:26,443
she's gonna have babies
that look like wombats.

979
00:39:26,484 --> 00:39:29,571
I remember the first time
I saw Fiona in Monica's gut.

980
00:39:29,612 --> 00:39:31,364
I mean, we were on a lot of drugs,

981
00:39:31,406 --> 00:39:33,616
but that fetus looked unholy.

982
00:39:33,658 --> 00:39:35,160
You're my dad?

983
00:39:35,201 --> 00:39:37,036
I almost put you in my mouth.

984
00:39:37,078 --> 00:39:38,663
I didn't ask you to do that.

985
00:39:38,705 --> 00:39:41,875
You dry-humped my thigh
for half an hour yesterday.

986
00:39:41,916 --> 00:39:45,086
Carl, I remember when
the nurse in the hospital

987
00:39:45,111 --> 00:39:46,320
handed you to me.

988
00:39:46,395 --> 00:39:48,189
Carl was born in the back of the van.

989
00:39:48,214 --> 00:39:49,174
You weren't there.

990
00:39:49,215 --> 00:39:50,592
Where have you been?

991
00:39:50,633 --> 00:39:51,968
Your daughter's made me read

992
00:39:52,010 --> 00:39:53,762
The Hungry goddamned Caterpillar,

993
00:39:53,803 --> 00:39:54,929
like, 20 times.

994
00:39:54,971 --> 00:39:56,473
Caterpillar's dead, honey.

995
00:39:56,514 --> 00:39:58,516
Someone stepped on it and squished it.

996
00:39:58,558 --> 00:40:00,268
- I got expelled.
- Why?

997
00:40:00,310 --> 00:40:01,644
In the past few weeks,

998
00:40:01,686 --> 00:40:03,313
four people have tested positive

999
00:40:03,354 --> 00:40:04,522
for multiple STDs.

1000
00:40:04,564 --> 00:40:06,024
The thing these people had in common

1001
00:40:06,065 --> 00:40:07,150
was this PTA group.

1002
00:40:07,192 --> 00:40:09,152
Frank gave them venereal diseases.

1003
00:40:09,194 --> 00:40:10,361
And they kicked you out?

1004
00:40:10,403 --> 00:40:13,907
What do you love most
in the entire world, Frank?

1005
00:40:13,948 --> 00:40:14,741
My kids?

1006
00:40:14,783 --> 00:40:15,867
Beat it, brat.

1007
00:40:15,909 --> 00:40:17,035
What the fuck am I saying?

1008
00:40:17,076 --> 00:40:18,161
Um, opioids.

1009
00:40:18,203 --> 00:40:19,287
You got any cash?

1010
00:40:19,329 --> 00:40:21,498
Sheila gave me $40 for groceries.

1011
00:40:21,539 --> 00:40:23,124
Well, hand it over. I need weed.

1012
00:40:23,166 --> 00:40:24,959
- There you go.
- Thank you, Mr. Gallagher.

1013
00:40:25,001 --> 00:40:26,920
Mr. Gallagher? Is my dad here?

1014
00:40:26,961 --> 00:40:28,379
Call me Liam.

1015
00:40:28,421 --> 00:40:30,381
He used our names to get the cards.

1016
00:40:31,758 --> 00:40:33,676
$1,200 at the Windy Titty?

1017
00:40:33,718 --> 00:40:35,094
Cool. I just got a subscription

1018
00:40:35,136 --> 00:40:36,179
to Penthouse.

1019
00:40:36,221 --> 00:40:38,029
I think I broke my arm.

1020
00:40:38,598 --> 00:40:41,059
- Ow! What the...
- Go get your bike.

1021
00:40:44,479 --> 00:40:46,022
Now!

1022
00:40:50,109 --> 00:40:52,695
As a woman who's months
from bringing a child

1023
00:40:52,737 --> 00:40:53,738
into this world,

1024
00:40:53,780 --> 00:40:55,323
you require a nest.

1025
00:40:55,365 --> 00:40:56,491
You need a father figure

1026
00:40:56,533 --> 00:40:58,660
like you had with me, only with money.

1027
00:40:58,701 --> 00:41:01,621
My second wife
was a redhead.

1028
00:41:01,663 --> 00:41:03,164
Are you insane?

1029
00:41:03,206 --> 00:41:04,415
He's got terminal cancer

1030
00:41:04,457 --> 00:41:06,626
and a two-bedroom apartment
on rent control.

1031
00:41:06,668 --> 00:41:07,836
You take care of your man,

1032
00:41:07,877 --> 00:41:09,254
he'll move you into the guest room

1033
00:41:09,295 --> 00:41:10,964
in no time.

1034
00:41:11,005 --> 00:41:12,048
I know a little blonde

1035
00:41:12,090 --> 00:41:13,776
who can suck the chrome
off a trailer hitch.

1036
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:14,926
You buy her a pork taco

1037
00:41:14,968 --> 00:41:16,761
and a shot of Smirnoff,
and it's go time.

1038
00:41:16,803 --> 00:41:17,929
- Who?
- My daughter.

1039
00:41:17,971 --> 00:41:19,264
Christ, you're fast.

1040
00:41:19,305 --> 00:41:21,641
I can keep this up for miles.

1041
00:41:21,683 --> 00:41:23,768
I'm not supposed to talk to you.
Fiona and Lip will be mad.

1042
00:41:23,810 --> 00:41:26,271
Treat me like a leper
because I'm a bad father.

1043
00:41:26,312 --> 00:41:27,438
Yeah, right.

1044
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:29,357
- Whoa!
- Jesus! Hey!

1045
00:41:29,399 --> 00:41:32,110
Making me homeless in the dead of autumn

1046
00:41:32,323 --> 00:41:34,529
after I got you through cancer?

1047
00:41:34,571 --> 00:41:37,365
The good news is, the
cancer's in your brain,

1048
00:41:37,407 --> 00:41:39,325
and you never were much of a thinker,

1049
00:41:39,367 --> 00:41:41,536
so it probably won't
affect you that much.

1050
00:41:41,578 --> 00:41:44,122
I didn't split like your mom did.

1051
00:41:44,163 --> 00:41:46,734
I could've! Your mom just takes off.

1052
00:41:46,759 --> 00:41:48,543
You're all looking at me.

1053
00:41:48,585 --> 00:41:50,211
Food on the table.

1054
00:41:50,253 --> 00:41:52,171
Clothes for school.

1055
00:41:52,213 --> 00:41:53,464
Bills to pay.

1056
00:41:53,506 --> 00:41:55,216
Diapers. Dentists.

1057
00:41:55,258 --> 00:41:57,093
Oh! So you knock back a few.

1058
00:41:57,135 --> 00:41:58,428
That's what you need.

1059
00:41:58,469 --> 00:42:00,638
Anything so long as it's not

1060
00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:04,017
six kids that you didn't
want in the first place!

1061
00:42:04,058 --> 00:42:05,977
You think I can't support six kids?

1062
00:42:06,019 --> 00:42:07,186
You didn't support one of us.

1063
00:42:07,228 --> 00:42:10,315
If I didn't support you,
how did you turn out so well?

1064
00:42:10,356 --> 00:42:11,399
- Bankrupt.
- Alcoholic.

1065
00:42:11,441 --> 00:42:12,901
- Teen mom.
- Psychopath.

1066
00:42:12,942 --> 00:42:14,385
Well, you're alive.

1067
00:42:14,410 --> 00:42:17,538
You know how many parents
murder their children?

1068
00:42:23,142 --> 00:42:25,371
I must've done something right.

1069
00:42:25,413 --> 00:42:27,248
- Not at all.
- Really?

1070
00:42:27,392 --> 00:42:29,601
No, because you never changed your ways.

1071
00:42:29,626 --> 00:42:33,004
So I should get points for
consistency, then, right?

1072
00:42:33,029 --> 00:42:34,964
- Wrong.
- Damn.

1073
00:42:35,006 --> 00:42:36,841
So many times, we all had hopes for you

1074
00:42:36,883 --> 00:42:38,977
that you were finally
gonna be a good person.

1075
00:42:42,013 --> 00:42:43,264
Fuck, Frank.

1076
00:42:43,306 --> 00:42:44,438
I love you.

1077
00:42:44,724 --> 00:42:45,892
Debs, I love you.

1078
00:42:45,934 --> 00:42:46,851
Jesus.

1079
00:42:46,893 --> 00:42:48,037
Just, I want you to know that.

1080
00:42:48,061 --> 00:42:49,687
Go away, Frank.

1081
00:42:49,729 --> 00:42:50,688
I love you.

1082
00:42:50,730 --> 00:42:51,856
Ignore him.

1083
00:42:51,898 --> 00:42:53,773
I love you, my little brown banana.

1084
00:42:54,025 --> 00:42:55,151
Sure, Frank.

1085
00:42:55,193 --> 00:42:56,547
Call me Dad?

1086
00:42:56,736 --> 00:42:59,914
I just want you to know.

1087
00:43:00,365 --> 00:43:02,092
I don't know how much
more of that I can take

1088
00:43:02,116 --> 00:43:05,495
before I stab him in the neck
with a broken beer bottle.

1089
00:43:05,536 --> 00:43:06,829
Mother...

1090
00:43:08,247 --> 00:43:09,999
Hey, what needs doing around the house?

1091
00:43:10,041 --> 00:43:12,001
The upstairs toilet ever get fixed?

1092
00:43:12,043 --> 00:43:13,086
No.

1093
00:43:13,127 --> 00:43:14,355
You ever figure out
that smell in your room?

1094
00:43:14,379 --> 00:43:16,631
No.

1095
00:43:21,761 --> 00:43:22,637
Well, shit.

1096
00:43:22,679 --> 00:43:24,389
Where's your book? Take the day off.

1097
00:43:24,430 --> 00:43:25,682
I'll do your rounds today.

1098
00:43:29,644 --> 00:43:31,896
I'd like to offer my delivery services

1099
00:43:31,938 --> 00:43:32,939
for a package

1100
00:43:32,981 --> 00:43:34,375
you want Carl to handle this afternoon.

1101
00:43:34,399 --> 00:43:35,817
How do we know you'll deliver?

1102
00:43:36,029 --> 00:43:37,381
I give you my word.

1103
00:43:40,405 --> 00:43:41,864
Shit is tight, Frank the cracker.

1104
00:43:41,906 --> 00:43:42,949
Thank you, Vince!

1105
00:43:42,991 --> 00:43:45,326
Does your father's
disappearance make you sad?

1106
00:43:45,368 --> 00:43:46,327
I don't know.

1107
00:43:46,369 --> 00:43:47,680
Were you glad when he came back?

1108
00:43:47,704 --> 00:43:48,788
He got me into camp.

1109
00:43:48,830 --> 00:43:50,790
I was able to get you
these special pills.

1110
00:43:50,832 --> 00:43:53,001
They'll give you the
energy to get through camp.

1111
00:43:53,042 --> 00:43:54,377
Will they cure my cancer?

1112
00:43:54,419 --> 00:43:55,670
Depends on your attitude.

1113
00:43:55,712 --> 00:43:56,796
What about you, Deborah?

1114
00:43:56,838 --> 00:43:58,023
I spent the summer at the pool.

1115
00:43:58,047 --> 00:43:59,257
Daddy helped me learn.

1116
00:43:59,298 --> 00:44:01,249
- How to swim.
- Sort of.

1117
00:44:01,634 --> 00:44:03,136
Stay down.

1118
00:44:03,177 --> 00:44:04,762
How long was that?

1119
00:44:04,804 --> 00:44:05,763
Not long enough.

1120
00:44:05,805 --> 00:44:07,598
City pools are filled with city kids.

1121
00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:11,022
Them savage little Cosby
kids will drown your ass.

1122
00:44:11,054 --> 00:44:12,007
Go.

1123
00:44:12,624 --> 00:44:16,107
- Can I try?
- No, Carl. You've got cancer.

1124
00:44:16,156 --> 00:44:17,699
I'm making amends

1125
00:44:17,734 --> 00:44:19,318
to all the people I've harmed.

1126
00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:20,796
Is there anything that you can think of

1127
00:44:20,820 --> 00:44:22,655
that I should apologize to you for?

1128
00:44:22,697 --> 00:44:23,573
Kind of a long list.

1129
00:44:23,614 --> 00:44:25,283
Should've called an ambulance, Dave.

1130
00:44:25,324 --> 00:44:26,325
I know that now.

1131
00:44:26,367 --> 00:44:28,202
Honestly, I thought
you were just floating.

1132
00:44:28,244 --> 00:44:32,248
How can I ever really say I'm sorry?

1133
00:44:32,290 --> 00:44:33,416
Shit.

1134
00:44:33,458 --> 00:44:34,584
Fair enough.

1135
00:44:34,625 --> 00:44:36,252
Can I make amends to you guys tomorrow?

1136
00:44:36,294 --> 00:44:38,529
- Uh, fucking whatever.
- Yeah, it's fine.

1137
00:44:40,718 --> 00:44:42,469
Namaste.

1138
00:44:42,494 --> 00:44:45,344
I may not have been
present for your first steps

1139
00:44:45,386 --> 00:44:46,679
or your first lost tooth

1140
00:44:46,721 --> 00:44:48,014
or your first blow job,

1141
00:44:48,056 --> 00:44:50,058
but as patriarch, I'm entitled

1142
00:44:50,099 --> 00:44:51,559
to my traditional place of honor

1143
00:44:51,601 --> 00:44:53,102
next to you for your big day.

1144
00:44:53,144 --> 00:44:54,312
It's my traditional right

1145
00:44:54,353 --> 00:44:56,439
to ask said patriarch to pay for it.

1146
00:44:56,481 --> 00:44:57,398
Done. I'll pay.

1147
00:44:57,440 --> 00:44:59,025
- What?
- Where'd you get the money?

1148
00:44:59,067 --> 00:45:00,526
In an honorable, ethical fashion.

1149
00:45:00,568 --> 00:45:02,945
Frank told Derek's parents
that he statutory raped me

1150
00:45:02,987 --> 00:45:03,821
so he'd give him money.

1151
00:45:03,863 --> 00:45:04,781
Oh, fuck, Frank.

1152
00:45:04,822 --> 00:45:05,823
They owe us.

1153
00:45:05,865 --> 00:45:07,950
Frank, you're not paying for our wedding

1154
00:45:07,992 --> 00:45:09,744
with your crooked money.

1155
00:45:12,747 --> 00:45:15,625
Look at that... my son's
going to private school.

1156
00:45:15,666 --> 00:45:17,035
You're a good dad.

1157
00:45:17,543 --> 00:45:19,545
Fella doesn't get too many chances

1158
00:45:19,587 --> 00:45:20,546
to get it right.

1159
00:45:20,588 --> 00:45:22,628
What do your classmates'
parents do for them?

1160
00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:24,258
Something called a trust fund.

1161
00:45:24,300 --> 00:45:27,303
Oh, I'm afraid I smoked
that one up already.

1162
00:45:27,345 --> 00:45:29,180
And when dinnertime comes,

1163
00:45:29,222 --> 00:45:32,016
you grab little free-range Lucky here

1164
00:45:32,058 --> 00:45:33,226
by the neck,

1165
00:45:33,267 --> 00:45:34,435
and you swing him around,

1166
00:45:34,477 --> 00:45:35,520
you break his neck,

1167
00:45:35,561 --> 00:45:37,230
and then you cut off his head

1168
00:45:37,271 --> 00:45:38,606
and bleed him out.

1169
00:45:38,648 --> 00:45:39,899
It's the circle of life.

1170
00:45:40,227 --> 00:45:42,568
Okay, let me demonstrate.

1171
00:45:44,362 --> 00:45:46,531
Just one big, giant letdown.

1172
00:45:46,572 --> 00:45:51,035
I must have had some
positive influence on you.

1173
00:45:51,077 --> 00:45:54,193
- Nope.
- But you're-you're so handsome,

1174
00:45:54,351 --> 00:45:55,852
well dressed.

1175
00:45:56,279 --> 00:45:57,708
W-what do you do for a living?

1176
00:45:57,898 --> 00:46:00,091
What do you think I do
with a father like you?

1177
00:46:00,169 --> 00:46:01,671
I'm a pimp and a drug dealer.

1178
00:46:01,712 --> 00:46:04,423
- Well, that makes sense.
- I'm fucking with you!

1179
00:46:04,465 --> 00:46:07,260
I work in finance.
I manage rich people's money.

1180
00:46:07,301 --> 00:46:08,594
Ooh. Wow.

1181
00:46:08,636 --> 00:46:09,554
Any chance you could skim

1182
00:46:09,595 --> 00:46:11,031
a little off the top for your old man?

1183
00:46:11,055 --> 00:46:12,723
This is exactly why you're being visited

1184
00:46:12,765 --> 00:46:14,433
by a bunch of fucking ghosts.

1185
00:46:14,475 --> 00:46:16,519
We're giving you a chance to change.

1186
00:46:16,561 --> 00:46:19,063
Life isn't all about
scamming the system.

1187
00:46:19,105 --> 00:46:20,370
It isn't?

1188
00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:22,859
I need you on the South Side

1189
00:46:22,900 --> 00:46:24,902
looking after the-the business.

1190
00:46:24,944 --> 00:46:25,945
What business?

1191
00:46:25,987 --> 00:46:28,072
It's time you learn the
family business, son.

1192
00:46:28,114 --> 00:46:29,323
I was afraid none of my sons

1193
00:46:29,365 --> 00:46:31,322
were gonna follow me
into the family business.

1194
00:46:31,347 --> 00:46:34,954
Finding easy, innovative ways
to make money without working.

1195
00:46:34,996 --> 00:46:36,539
I built it from scratch.

1196
00:46:36,581 --> 00:46:37,874
I put in the hours,

1197
00:46:37,915 --> 00:46:40,793
turned it into the thriving
racket you see today.

1198
00:46:40,835 --> 00:46:43,921
Fourteen and already a
convicted drug trafficker.

1199
00:46:43,963 --> 00:46:46,549
It warms my heart to know
that at least one Gallagher

1200
00:46:46,591 --> 00:46:49,552
has lived up to his genetic potential.

1201
00:46:49,594 --> 00:46:53,169
I'm giving you the benefit
of my years of experience.

1202
00:46:53,194 --> 00:46:55,141
Hear me and heed me.

1203
00:46:55,183 --> 00:46:57,351
That's what I'm trying to
tell you: my philosophy.

1204
00:46:57,393 --> 00:46:59,562
Charity is accepting help from others,

1205
00:46:59,604 --> 00:47:01,617
not the other way around.

1206
00:47:01,642 --> 00:47:04,233
You get along a lot better
with a weapon and a kind word

1207
00:47:04,275 --> 00:47:05,610
than a kind word alone.

1208
00:47:05,651 --> 00:47:08,738
Prison is no place for a man
with naturally tight glutes.

1209
00:47:08,779 --> 00:47:11,199
You're young, white, female.

1210
00:47:11,240 --> 00:47:12,575
You're a cash cow on the corner.

1211
00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:14,226
Do you want me to be a prostitute?

1212
00:47:14,251 --> 00:47:15,586
Don't be ridiculous.

1213
00:47:15,877 --> 00:47:17,847
The competition is way too steep.

1214
00:47:17,872 --> 00:47:21,042
One baby is worth $357 a month,

1215
00:47:21,208 --> 00:47:23,794
but twins will get you an extra $154.

1216
00:47:23,836 --> 00:47:26,005
Get joint checking, and whatever you do,

1217
00:47:26,047 --> 00:47:28,049
do not sign a prenup.

1218
00:47:28,090 --> 00:47:30,468
If the baby has a clubfoot or a harelip,

1219
00:47:30,509 --> 00:47:31,761
that's worth an extra hundred,

1220
00:47:31,802 --> 00:47:33,971
so you might wanna lighten
up on the prenatal vitamins.

1221
00:47:34,013 --> 00:47:36,682
It's a myth about the female libido

1222
00:47:36,724 --> 00:47:37,934
declining with age.

1223
00:47:37,975 --> 00:47:40,019
- They get hornier.
- I'll keep that in mind.

1224
00:47:40,061 --> 00:47:42,071
Mental deficits are worth a lot,

1225
00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:43,439
but they cost a lot,

1226
00:47:43,481 --> 00:47:45,900
so don't cut out the
folic acid completely.

1227
00:47:45,942 --> 00:47:47,526
I'm taking all my vitamins.

1228
00:47:47,568 --> 00:47:49,237
Suit yourself.

1229
00:47:49,278 --> 00:47:51,280
Women love a long-term project,

1230
00:47:51,665 --> 00:47:54,217
especially when it involves
the improvement of a man.

1231
00:47:54,242 --> 00:47:56,202
Go to Evergreen Assisted Living.

1232
00:47:56,244 --> 00:47:57,708
Plenty of men 80 or older.

1233
00:47:57,733 --> 00:47:59,580
They'd write you into
their will for a hand job.

1234
00:47:59,622 --> 00:48:00,873
Good afternoon, ma'am.

1235
00:48:00,915 --> 00:48:02,875
This is my dependent,
and she's about to have

1236
00:48:02,917 --> 00:48:04,043
a dependent of her own.

1237
00:48:04,085 --> 00:48:05,187
We'll need the proper forms.

1238
00:48:05,211 --> 00:48:06,754
We're missing the TANF forms.

1239
00:48:06,796 --> 00:48:08,130
We're not new at this.

1240
00:48:08,172 --> 00:48:09,257
See? Free money.

1241
00:48:09,298 --> 00:48:11,467
It's like bring-your-daughter-
to-work day.

1242
00:48:11,509 --> 00:48:13,844
- Gotta find a job.
- Typed up your résumé, Daddy.

1243
00:48:13,886 --> 00:48:14,804
Good girl, Debs.

1244
00:48:14,845 --> 00:48:15,763
"Francis Gallagher is

1245
00:48:15,805 --> 00:48:17,014
a passionate professional

1246
00:48:17,056 --> 00:48:18,432
who brings creative solutions

1247
00:48:18,474 --> 00:48:20,309
from the idea phase

1248
00:48:20,351 --> 00:48:21,435
to fruition."

1249
00:48:21,477 --> 00:48:22,645
You know me so well.

1250
00:48:22,687 --> 00:48:24,206
Well, you know, the
products that we're using

1251
00:48:24,230 --> 00:48:25,439
aren't exactly the safest.

1252
00:48:25,481 --> 00:48:27,000
A lot of folks are
getting sick around here.

1253
00:48:27,024 --> 00:48:27,858
He'll take it.

1254
00:48:27,900 --> 00:48:29,860
Tomorrow okay for him to start?

1255
00:48:29,902 --> 00:48:31,112
Yeah, yeah, sure. Okay.

1256
00:48:31,153 --> 00:48:32,154
Yeah.

1257
00:48:32,196 --> 00:48:33,382
When I was your age, my pop

1258
00:48:33,406 --> 00:48:35,116
took me on my first heist.

1259
00:48:35,157 --> 00:48:36,951
Man, those were the days.

1260
00:48:36,993 --> 00:48:39,013
My foster gays have a lot of nice stuff.

1261
00:48:39,203 --> 00:48:41,747
Are you suggesting what
I think you're suggesting?

1262
00:48:55,428 --> 00:48:56,470
Christ.

1263
00:48:56,512 --> 00:48:59,163
Don't you ever hose these things out?

1264
00:48:59,765 --> 00:49:01,225
Doing good in there, pumpkin?

1265
00:49:01,267 --> 00:49:03,311
Mm-hmm. A-okay, Daddy.

1266
00:49:03,352 --> 00:49:04,645
Thanks to your influence, Frank,

1267
00:49:04,687 --> 00:49:06,123
Liam is no longer welcome at day care.

1268
00:49:06,147 --> 00:49:08,607
He punched a kid in the
balls and called him a gringo.

1269
00:49:08,649 --> 00:49:10,568
Okay, son. Glad to hear it.

1270
00:49:10,609 --> 00:49:11,527
Give them hell.

1271
00:49:11,569 --> 00:49:13,696
If I could've, I would've sold you.

1272
00:49:13,721 --> 00:49:15,264
That's problematic.

1273
00:49:15,289 --> 00:49:16,621
I resent the implication.

1274
00:49:16,646 --> 00:49:18,534
I'll have you know, I
tried to sell Debbie, too,

1275
00:49:18,576 --> 00:49:20,244
but nobody wanted a baby with colic.

1276
00:49:20,286 --> 00:49:22,997
So can I go on a cruise
with Dylan's family or not?

1277
00:49:23,039 --> 00:49:24,498
After you get the code

1278
00:49:24,540 --> 00:49:26,917
and pics of their valuables.

1279
00:49:27,143 --> 00:49:28,520
But they're taking me on their vacation

1280
00:49:28,544 --> 00:49:29,628
and everything.

1281
00:49:29,862 --> 00:49:33,466
Bah, just to assuage
their ruling-class guilt.

1282
00:49:45,294 --> 00:49:47,838
- You gonna get that?
- No.

1283
00:50:10,143 --> 00:50:11,838
I give up.

1284
00:50:12,630 --> 00:50:14,066
Enjoy being alone with
your tired old self

1285
00:50:14,090 --> 00:50:15,359
for the rest of your miserable life.

1286
00:50:15,383 --> 00:50:17,385
No, no, no. Come on, buddy.

1287
00:50:17,426 --> 00:50:18,719
Don't be like that.

1288
00:50:18,761 --> 00:50:20,930
You know, you were always my favorite.

1289
00:50:20,971 --> 00:50:22,835
You saying that because
I have money now?

1290
00:50:24,374 --> 00:50:25,893
- Absolutely.
- Well, guess what.

1291
00:50:25,935 --> 00:50:28,015
We all have money in
the Gallagher future,

1292
00:50:28,124 --> 00:50:29,313
and we gave you none of it.

1293
00:50:29,355 --> 00:50:30,689
That's not fair.

1294
00:50:30,936 --> 00:50:34,026
After all that I did, everything
I sacrificed, you owe me.

1295
00:50:34,051 --> 00:50:35,890
No, actually, we don't.

1296
00:50:37,460 --> 00:50:39,949
Hey, hey, smells good
in here. Oh, come on.

1297
00:50:39,990 --> 00:50:41,659
Oh, Jesus, come on!

1298
00:50:41,700 --> 00:50:43,035
- One...
- Hey, Liam.

1299
00:50:43,077 --> 00:50:44,304
- ... two...
- Get me a blanket

1300
00:50:44,328 --> 00:50:45,430
and some of that bacon. Get me...

1301
00:50:45,454 --> 00:50:48,874
Ah, fuck! What happened to three?

1302
00:50:48,916 --> 00:50:51,127
You know how many times I've
been kicked out of that house?

1303
00:50:51,168 --> 00:50:53,838
Yeah, I do. I was the
one doing the kicking.

1304
00:50:53,879 --> 00:50:55,131
Here's your shit.

1305
00:50:55,156 --> 00:50:57,992
I'm taking my room back,
and I'm padlocking the house.

1306
00:50:58,017 --> 00:50:59,727
Aw, you made me toast.

1307
00:50:59,802 --> 00:51:01,846
Thanks. Bye-bye.

1308
00:51:01,887 --> 00:51:03,055
Frank, get out.

1309
00:51:03,097 --> 00:51:05,015
Wait, my clothes are in the wash.

1310
00:51:05,057 --> 00:51:07,351
You have to the count of
three, dressed or not, Frank.

1311
00:51:07,393 --> 00:51:09,061
- One...
- Let's take a vote.

1312
00:51:09,103 --> 00:51:11,313
- Two...
- You never say three!

1313
00:51:13,023 --> 00:51:14,859
Pickaxe, sledgehammer.

1314
00:51:14,900 --> 00:51:16,360
Sledgehammer.

1315
00:51:16,402 --> 00:51:17,486
- Is he upstairs?
- Yeah.

1316
00:51:17,528 --> 00:51:18,946
We're getting rid of Frank.

1317
00:51:18,988 --> 00:51:20,156
Oh!

1318
00:51:24,034 --> 00:51:25,536
No male energy in the maternity tent.

1319
00:51:25,578 --> 00:51:26,996
Open the damn...

1320
00:51:27,037 --> 00:51:28,414
Ay, shit!

1321
00:51:28,456 --> 00:51:29,415
The hell are you doing?

1322
00:51:29,457 --> 00:51:31,417
Sorry, Frank, but you can't come in.

1323
00:51:31,459 --> 00:51:32,334
Fine.

1324
00:51:32,376 --> 00:51:35,463
Enjoy your big, spacious vagina tent.

1325
00:51:35,504 --> 00:51:38,332
- Get out, Frank.
- You put three words together.

1326
00:51:38,496 --> 00:51:40,926
I told the doctors the
fetal alcohol syndrome

1327
00:51:40,968 --> 00:51:42,386
wouldn't wreck your brain.

1328
00:51:42,428 --> 00:51:43,471
Go away.

1329
00:51:43,512 --> 00:51:45,097
Go away, Frank.

1330
00:51:45,139 --> 00:51:46,140
I said go away.

1331
00:51:46,182 --> 00:51:47,391
Get the fuck out of here.

1332
00:51:47,433 --> 00:51:50,728
Frank, you've got
to find another place to stay.

1333
00:51:50,769 --> 00:51:53,147
Wait a second!

1334
00:51:53,189 --> 00:51:55,357
Yeah

1335
00:51:58,907 --> 00:52:00,488
Thanks. Now get out.

1336
00:52:00,529 --> 00:52:01,614
- What?
- Deb!

1337
00:52:01,655 --> 00:52:02,323
Now.

1338
00:52:02,364 --> 00:52:04,116
You're evicting your tenants

1339
00:52:04,158 --> 00:52:05,242
after they pay?

1340
00:52:05,284 --> 00:52:07,372
Stop pushing. All right.

1341
00:52:08,348 --> 00:52:11,123
I'm warning you, Frank. Get out.

1342
00:52:11,165 --> 00:52:12,249
This is my home.

1343
00:52:12,291 --> 00:52:15,211
You have no right to kick me out of it.

1344
00:52:15,252 --> 00:52:16,212
Go away, Frank.

1345
00:52:16,253 --> 00:52:18,255
- Bye, Frank.
- You know your way out.

1346
00:52:18,297 --> 00:52:19,423
Get out of my house.

1347
00:52:19,465 --> 00:52:20,567
Get the fuck out my car, Frank.

1348
00:52:20,591 --> 00:52:21,926
- Get out.
- Out.

1349
00:52:21,967 --> 00:52:22,760
Get out!

1350
00:52:22,801 --> 00:52:25,179
- What are you yelling...
- Get...

1351
00:52:25,221 --> 00:52:27,723
out!

1352
00:52:27,992 --> 00:52:30,117
- What was that?
- Probably Frank.

1353
00:52:30,142 --> 00:52:31,227
Frank's back?

1354
00:52:31,268 --> 00:52:32,937
- Okay, don't...
- Now!

1355
00:52:32,978 --> 00:52:34,855
- Okay, okay, okay.
- Now! Get out!

1356
00:52:34,897 --> 00:52:36,899
Okay. Stop it!

1357
00:52:36,941 --> 00:52:38,442
All right! Jeez!

1358
00:52:43,364 --> 00:52:44,365
Fucking...

1359
00:52:44,406 --> 00:52:46,951
What the fuck is wrong with you people?

1360
00:52:46,992 --> 00:52:48,536
I will shoot you.

1361
00:52:48,577 --> 00:52:50,246
You don't live here anymore.

1362
00:52:50,287 --> 00:52:52,289
Wait, what the fuck?

1363
00:52:52,331 --> 00:52:53,504
No, you're not!

1364
00:52:55,125 --> 00:52:57,211
- Where should we put him?
- Where he belongs.

1365
00:52:57,253 --> 00:52:59,046
No way! No!

1366
00:52:59,088 --> 00:53:00,172
Son!

1367
00:53:00,214 --> 00:53:01,340
No!

1368
00:53:05,482 --> 00:53:06,816
So...

1369
00:53:07,190 --> 00:53:10,034
you'd toss me aside, just like that?

1370
00:53:10,432 --> 00:53:12,081
Yep, just like that.

1371
00:53:25,072 --> 00:53:26,583
Oh, my God.

1372
00:53:34,498 --> 00:53:38,961
Kids, it's me, your dad!

1373
00:53:39,003 --> 00:53:40,429
I'm home!

1374
00:53:41,218 --> 00:53:43,799
I was visited by a couple of ghosts.

1375
00:53:43,841 --> 00:53:46,632
They showed me the error of my ways.

1376
00:53:47,094 --> 00:53:49,305
I've been a horrible person,

1377
00:53:49,346 --> 00:53:51,140
a terrible father!

1378
00:53:51,181 --> 00:53:52,502
Kids!

1379
00:53:55,269 --> 00:53:57,408
I don't wanna be alone anymore.

1380
00:54:00,232 --> 00:54:02,111
I want you in my life.

1381
00:54:04,278 --> 00:54:06,519
I wanna be a family again,

1382
00:54:07,156 --> 00:54:08,964
to grow old together.

1383
00:54:24,213 --> 00:54:25,579
Sweet.

1384
00:54:32,998 --> 00:54:34,165
Sweeter.

1385
00:54:39,310 --> 00:54:40,687
Daddy's home.

1386
00:54:44,902 --> 00:54:47,071
Good morning, my day-drinking brethren.

1387
00:54:47,112 --> 00:54:49,323
Greetings. Friends, chums.

1388
00:54:49,365 --> 00:54:50,366
Muchachos.

1389
00:54:50,407 --> 00:54:51,450
Presenting Frank.

1390
00:54:51,492 --> 00:54:53,077
Hear ye, hear ye.

1391
00:54:53,118 --> 00:54:54,370
The fuck am I?

1392
00:55:04,672 --> 00:55:06,715
Okay, no yelling. You ready?

1393
00:55:06,757 --> 00:55:08,509
So good. Oh, baby.

1394
00:55:08,550 --> 00:55:10,511
- You get on top.
- Sick fuck!

1395
00:55:10,552 --> 00:55:11,821
Get the hell out of my cemetery!

1396
00:55:11,845 --> 00:55:13,305
Asshole!

1397
00:55:17,059 --> 00:55:18,310
My mother has cancer.

1398
00:55:18,352 --> 00:55:20,813
If anyone deserves cancer...

1399
00:55:20,854 --> 00:55:22,856
Don't pussy out on me.

1400
00:55:22,898 --> 00:55:24,066
Go into the light!

1401
00:55:24,108 --> 00:55:26,276
It's your mother.

1402
00:55:26,318 --> 00:55:28,612
Frank, your mother's passed.

1403
00:55:30,239 --> 00:55:32,991
Not even 15 minutes
later, I'm still walking...

1404
00:55:33,033 --> 00:55:34,576
Oh, fuck this.

1405
00:55:34,618 --> 00:55:37,413
I am a man of ample girth and length.

1406
00:55:37,454 --> 00:55:39,081
Well, hello, old friend.

1407
00:55:39,123 --> 00:55:40,416
I'm as good as 18 again.

1408
00:55:40,457 --> 00:55:41,625
What if I suck your dick?

1409
00:55:42,584 --> 00:55:43,961
Give me your phone.

1410
00:55:46,839 --> 00:55:48,257
Finish it now!

1411
00:56:19,289 --> 00:56:24,289
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