1 00:00:04,040 --> 00:00:06,612 Okay, those of you who were working 2 00:00:06,613 --> 00:00:08,846 the day that Carol was electrocuted by the robot, 3 00:00:08,882 --> 00:00:11,148 you're gonna be deposed by Carol's lawyer today. 4 00:00:11,184 --> 00:00:13,684 Now, Cloud 9's lawyer will also be present. 5 00:00:13,720 --> 00:00:16,387 He advises we answer every question honestly 6 00:00:16,422 --> 00:00:18,689 but try and downplay their liability. 7 00:00:18,725 --> 00:00:22,725 So, feel free to get creative walking that perjury line. 8 00:00:22,739 --> 00:00:25,162 How much is Cloud 9 gonna have to pay Carol? 9 00:00:25,198 --> 00:00:27,342 Oh, I heard about a guy who got his butt sliced off 10 00:00:27,395 --> 00:00:28,517 when a shelf fell. 11 00:00:28,630 --> 00:00:30,167 Voop! 10 million. 12 00:00:30,203 --> 00:00:31,702 - What? - No, no... 13 00:00:31,738 --> 00:00:32,985 Dang, that's a nice payday. 14 00:00:33,010 --> 00:00:34,939 I'm sorry... a guy got his butt sliced off, 15 00:00:34,974 --> 00:00:36,525 and we didn't hear about it in the news? 16 00:00:36,545 --> 00:00:39,974 Wait, so Carol could get $10 million? 17 00:00:39,987 --> 00:00:41,701 Okay. 18 00:00:41,702 --> 00:00:43,714 That makes sense. T-the world makes sense. 19 00:00:43,750 --> 00:00:46,011 She'll be able to do that thing where you buy a car 20 00:00:46,044 --> 00:00:47,215 and you just drive it once. 21 00:00:47,260 --> 00:00:48,628 Like, when you get to where you're going, 22 00:00:48,629 --> 00:00:50,521 you just toss the keys to whoever and leave. 23 00:00:50,556 --> 00:00:52,053 No, she's the kinda person 24 00:00:52,055 --> 00:00:53,797 who'd blow it all on exotic animals, 25 00:00:53,844 --> 00:00:55,734 then die broke in the bathroom of a Red Robin. 26 00:00:55,787 --> 00:00:58,187 Carol, you can probably just go start your shift now. 27 00:00:58,422 --> 00:00:59,433 No, I'm good. 28 00:00:59,724 --> 00:01:01,141 Is this what today's gonna be like, 29 00:01:01,143 --> 00:01:02,550 everyone talking about me? 30 00:01:03,135 --> 00:01:04,847 God, I'm gonna hate this! 31 00:01:06,321 --> 00:01:11,150 Synced and corrected by hawken45 for www.addic7ed.com 32 00:01:13,695 --> 00:01:15,252 You're looking at a boot? 33 00:01:15,254 --> 00:01:17,387 - You're not a boot guy. - I know. 34 00:01:17,388 --> 00:01:18,754 Everyone knows that. 35 00:01:18,756 --> 00:01:21,023 But I'm just seeing what's out there, because... 36 00:01:21,887 --> 00:01:23,948 someone's getting their ankle monitor off today! 37 00:01:23,949 --> 00:01:26,206 Oh, my God, Mateo, that's huge! 38 00:01:26,208 --> 00:01:29,343 I know, right? Girl, it has sucked! 39 00:01:29,393 --> 00:01:31,756 Feeling like a criminal every time I tied my shoes... 40 00:01:31,849 --> 00:01:34,172 Ooh! Why not get yourself some capri pants, too, 41 00:01:34,225 --> 00:01:35,420 so you can show off your ankle? 42 00:01:35,421 --> 00:01:36,795 I'd rather go back to jail. 43 00:01:36,973 --> 00:01:37,986 Excuse me. 44 00:01:38,162 --> 00:01:40,579 Can you help me find Carol Malloon? 45 00:01:40,581 --> 00:01:42,514 I'm her attorney, Hannah Connelly? 46 00:01:42,613 --> 00:01:43,838 Well, hear this. 47 00:01:44,142 --> 00:01:46,943 Carol's gonna do everything she can to pin this on me, 48 00:01:47,204 --> 00:01:49,289 but if she wants to make this ugly, 49 00:01:49,334 --> 00:01:52,135 I will drag it all the way to hell! 50 00:01:54,172 --> 00:01:55,504 I think she's in floral. 51 00:01:55,506 --> 00:01:57,006 On your left, just ahead towards the register. 52 00:01:57,007 --> 00:01:58,266 Okay. Thank you. 53 00:01:59,049 --> 00:02:00,616 Okay. 54 00:02:01,037 --> 00:02:02,090 Oh, hey, Glenn. 55 00:02:02,119 --> 00:02:04,787 You're, uh, dripping something green there, buddy. 56 00:02:04,789 --> 00:02:07,000 Ah! This is the third stress ball 57 00:02:07,057 --> 00:02:08,616 I blasted through today. 58 00:02:08,699 --> 00:02:12,067 Wow. Maybe today should be more of a Koosh day for you. 59 00:02:12,163 --> 00:02:13,629 It's just these depositions. 60 00:02:13,631 --> 00:02:15,395 You know, lawyers make me anxious. 61 00:02:15,397 --> 00:02:17,639 It's nothing to worry about. You know, maybe it would help 62 00:02:17,732 --> 00:02:18,904 if we practiced a little bit. 63 00:02:18,905 --> 00:02:20,667 Oh, yeah, good idea. Okay. 64 00:02:20,668 --> 00:02:22,995 So you be me, and I'll be the lawyer. 65 00:02:22,996 --> 00:02:25,363 Uh, maybe you should be you. 66 00:02:25,810 --> 00:02:27,530 'Cause I'll be me in the deposition. 67 00:02:27,532 --> 00:02:28,948 Okay. Good catch. 68 00:02:29,954 --> 00:02:32,454 Hey, Dina, did ya see? Lazer Maze finally reopened. 69 00:02:32,456 --> 00:02:33,875 Yeah! Took 'em long enough. 70 00:02:33,877 --> 00:02:35,500 What, one black light falls on a kid, 71 00:02:35,502 --> 00:02:37,097 and you have to close for a year? 72 00:02:37,375 --> 00:02:38,875 Well, COVID... 73 00:02:39,029 --> 00:02:41,347 Oh, right. Well, listen. We should go later tonight. 74 00:02:41,393 --> 00:02:43,526 Yeah. And there's that Mediterranean place next door. 75 00:02:43,561 --> 00:02:44,638 We could fuel up first. 76 00:02:44,756 --> 00:02:46,522 I mean, if that's... cool. 77 00:02:46,791 --> 00:02:47,923 Why wouldn't it be? 78 00:02:47,945 --> 00:02:49,356 Because of my views on the Greeks? 79 00:02:49,358 --> 00:02:51,201 What? No. I'm just trying to be good 80 00:02:51,203 --> 00:02:52,754 about the boundaries that you and Brian set up. 81 00:02:52,756 --> 00:02:54,156 Oh, no, it's not like a date. 82 00:02:54,238 --> 00:02:56,005 As long as whatever we're doing ends in sex, 83 00:02:56,113 --> 00:02:58,647 it's like the laser tag is just extended foreplay. 84 00:02:58,649 --> 00:03:00,749 Right. Foreplay surrounded by teenagers 85 00:03:00,751 --> 00:03:02,062 and cardboard aliens. 86 00:03:02,387 --> 00:03:04,361 - I been turned on by worse. - Me, too. 87 00:03:04,629 --> 00:03:06,252 Okay, state your name for the record. 88 00:03:06,270 --> 00:03:07,731 Glenn Sturgis. 89 00:03:08,627 --> 00:03:10,816 Why are you writing that down? That's the right answer. 90 00:03:10,817 --> 00:03:13,633 No, no, this is what lawyers do... they might take notes. 91 00:03:13,634 --> 00:03:15,501 But you can't let that distract you. 92 00:03:15,793 --> 00:03:17,308 Oh, mind games! 93 00:03:17,310 --> 00:03:18,624 Oh, okay, well, 94 00:03:18,676 --> 00:03:20,121 sure, yeah... game on. 95 00:03:20,581 --> 00:03:22,082 Check and mate. Ohh... 96 00:03:22,549 --> 00:03:25,517 Sure. Also, they might let a quiet moment hang 97 00:03:25,552 --> 00:03:27,319 after you've answered a question. 98 00:03:27,354 --> 00:03:28,754 Silences are uncomfortable, 99 00:03:28,789 --> 00:03:30,856 and so people will try to fill them 100 00:03:30,891 --> 00:03:32,657 and then end up saying more. 101 00:03:32,693 --> 00:03:34,993 Oh, okay. Got it. No problem. 102 00:03:39,012 --> 00:03:40,442 Ha. What is this? 103 00:03:41,068 --> 00:03:42,701 Are you doing it now? 104 00:03:46,807 --> 00:03:49,141 Are you mad at me? Did you find out 105 00:03:49,176 --> 00:03:50,942 that I accidentally hit your car in the parking lot? 106 00:03:50,978 --> 00:03:52,793 Because it was just a scratch! 107 00:03:53,414 --> 00:03:56,054 You think you're so perfect, you know? 108 00:03:56,055 --> 00:03:58,553 Well, I used to have a body like that once. 109 00:03:59,032 --> 00:04:02,520 So, you know, so check out your future, 110 00:04:02,521 --> 00:04:03,924 you fart face! 111 00:04:05,959 --> 00:04:09,127 Okay. So, some things to work on. 112 00:04:11,980 --> 00:04:14,813 Hey, Mateo, it's Eugene. 113 00:04:14,814 --> 00:04:16,635 This is what I look like in a mask. 114 00:04:16,670 --> 00:04:18,336 Yeah, I can tell it's you. Hi. 115 00:04:18,372 --> 00:04:19,684 I got a subpoena. 116 00:04:19,966 --> 00:04:22,366 I guess 'cause the lawyers think I'm Glenn's assistant 117 00:04:22,443 --> 00:04:23,447 and wanna depose me? 118 00:04:23,503 --> 00:04:25,679 Oh, crap. Right. 119 00:04:25,681 --> 00:04:27,365 Don't worry. I'm just gonna go in there 120 00:04:27,367 --> 00:04:29,874 and explain our situation... how, on paper, you know, 121 00:04:29,876 --> 00:04:31,309 you still work in the Vision Center 122 00:04:31,344 --> 00:04:32,731 and I'm "Glenn's assistant." 123 00:04:32,760 --> 00:04:34,593 What? No. Eugene, you can't. 124 00:04:34,735 --> 00:04:38,003 Our arrangement isn't exactly... above board. 125 00:04:38,732 --> 00:04:41,098 Just... pretend you're Glenn's assistant. 126 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:43,636 But if I lie under oath, they'll send me to jail. 127 00:04:43,737 --> 00:04:46,071 If you tell them the truth, it's gonna ruin my whole life. 128 00:04:46,726 --> 00:04:47,966 Please? 129 00:04:48,001 --> 00:04:50,001 I'm supposed to get my ankle monitor off today. 130 00:04:50,037 --> 00:04:51,650 I might even be a boot guy now. 131 00:04:51,711 --> 00:04:53,640 - You're not a boot guy. - People change! 132 00:04:54,408 --> 00:04:56,007 Whatever. You can't go in there. 133 00:04:56,043 --> 00:04:58,343 Well, I kinda have to 'cause of the subpoena, 134 00:04:58,378 --> 00:05:01,714 but I'll them that you really don't wanna be in trouble. 135 00:05:03,425 --> 00:05:04,449 Hey. 136 00:05:04,892 --> 00:05:06,783 - You gotta do what you believe is right. - Right. 137 00:05:07,202 --> 00:05:08,381 Why don't you stay here, 138 00:05:08,382 --> 00:05:10,208 and I'll go see if they're ready for you. 139 00:05:10,209 --> 00:05:11,433 Okay. 140 00:05:19,207 --> 00:05:21,732 Eugene? Did you lock me out? 141 00:05:21,742 --> 00:05:24,176 No! I didn't even touch the door! 142 00:05:24,565 --> 00:05:26,350 Oh, no! 143 00:05:26,540 --> 00:05:28,495 The door must be stuck! 144 00:05:30,252 --> 00:05:31,836 Hey, Dina, Brett wants to go home 145 00:05:31,837 --> 00:05:34,182 because of his sciatica? Is that a real thing, 146 00:05:34,183 --> 00:05:36,153 or is it like when Isaac needed Friday off 147 00:05:36,154 --> 00:05:38,125 for an appointment with his Mandalorian? 148 00:05:38,126 --> 00:05:39,445 Hang on. What do you think's going on 149 00:05:39,446 --> 00:05:41,327 between Garrett and that woman? 150 00:05:41,363 --> 00:05:43,696 Uh... I don't know. Looks like he's helping 151 00:05:43,698 --> 00:05:45,005 some girl with a dead tree. 152 00:05:45,006 --> 00:05:46,373 Yeah, but it seemed like she was laughing. 153 00:05:46,671 --> 00:05:48,071 If anything, he should be laughing at her 154 00:05:48,106 --> 00:05:49,106 for that ridiculous return. 155 00:05:49,141 --> 00:05:51,474 Oh, my God. Are you jealous? 156 00:05:51,822 --> 00:05:53,988 What? No, I'm dating Brian. 157 00:05:54,024 --> 00:05:55,290 I don't know. You and Garrett 158 00:05:55,325 --> 00:05:57,392 have been hanging out a lot lately, so... 159 00:05:57,818 --> 00:06:00,237 kinda feels like you guys "like" like each other. 160 00:06:00,238 --> 00:06:01,605 No, we don't "like" like each other 161 00:06:01,606 --> 00:06:03,633 because we're not 12-year-olds at archery camp. 162 00:06:03,634 --> 00:06:05,467 We are adults in a complex relationship 163 00:06:05,502 --> 00:06:07,680 where I am the hinge between a romantic primary 164 00:06:07,681 --> 00:06:09,004 and a sexual secondary. 165 00:06:09,005 --> 00:06:10,765 I've never been a hinge before. 166 00:06:10,977 --> 00:06:13,056 Well, one time, the exterminator walked in on us 167 00:06:13,153 --> 00:06:15,679 and, like, kinda lingered, but I guess that doesn't count. 168 00:06:15,710 --> 00:06:17,309 No. That's just exterminators. 169 00:06:17,438 --> 00:06:18,570 Jesus! What is this... 170 00:06:18,726 --> 00:06:20,555 Ladies' Night at Customer Service? 171 00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:22,346 On the day of the incident, 172 00:06:22,347 --> 00:06:24,260 Glenn Sturgis was floor supervisor. 173 00:06:24,284 --> 00:06:25,378 Yes, he was. 174 00:06:25,379 --> 00:06:26,594 To the best of your knowledge, 175 00:06:26,595 --> 00:06:29,745 did Mr. Sturgis make any modifications to the robot? 176 00:06:29,746 --> 00:06:32,249 Uh, no, Glenn would never do anything like that. 177 00:06:32,250 --> 00:06:34,188 Glenn's a bit of a technophobe, you know? 178 00:06:34,189 --> 00:06:37,398 He keeps his radio dialed to the Christmas station 179 00:06:37,399 --> 00:06:38,822 all year round 'cause he's worried 180 00:06:38,823 --> 00:06:40,257 he's not gonna be able to find his way back. 181 00:06:40,258 --> 00:06:41,343 So it's your understanding 182 00:06:41,344 --> 00:06:43,553 that he generally avoided the robot. 183 00:06:43,554 --> 00:06:44,838 Oh, absolutely. 184 00:06:44,839 --> 00:06:46,894 So that would include performing 185 00:06:46,895 --> 00:06:49,246 the required maintenance and software updates. 186 00:06:50,442 --> 00:06:52,125 Uh... I'm sorry? 187 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:55,246 That's the responsibility of a floor supervisor. 188 00:06:56,182 --> 00:06:57,450 Oh, uh... huh. 189 00:06:58,158 --> 00:07:01,325 I... I did not know that. 190 00:07:02,364 --> 00:07:04,689 A skipped or improperly performed update 191 00:07:04,724 --> 00:07:06,557 could have resulted in the electrocution 192 00:07:06,593 --> 00:07:08,947 of my client, so... 193 00:07:08,982 --> 00:07:11,108 Yeah, well, I-I mean, I'm sure Glenn 194 00:07:11,164 --> 00:07:12,653 tried to do the updates. 195 00:07:17,150 --> 00:07:19,461 Thi... this is not like to... to, you know, 196 00:07:19,507 --> 00:07:21,810 fill the silence... or whatever. 197 00:07:21,815 --> 00:07:23,921 But just to say it, shouldn't there have been 198 00:07:23,923 --> 00:07:26,567 like a technician or something involved? 199 00:07:26,568 --> 00:07:29,021 I mean, I feel like it's unfair to expect somebody like Glenn... 200 00:07:29,034 --> 00:07:30,462 "Somebody like Glenn." 201 00:07:31,463 --> 00:07:33,138 Is there a competence issue? 202 00:07:33,252 --> 00:07:34,451 No! No, no! 203 00:07:34,474 --> 00:07:36,139 Glenn is... can be... 204 00:07:36,890 --> 00:07:39,924 uh, competent, uh, in... in a lot of ways. 205 00:07:39,926 --> 00:07:42,172 Could... do you wanna... do you wanna jump in here? 206 00:07:42,659 --> 00:07:45,263 This lawsuit is against the Cloud 9 corporation. 207 00:07:45,704 --> 00:07:47,470 But it sounds like you're saying 208 00:07:47,471 --> 00:07:50,020 that Mr. Sturgis, as an individual, 209 00:07:50,308 --> 00:07:51,804 is responsible for the injury. 210 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:53,310 It's not your turn to ask questions. 211 00:07:53,311 --> 00:07:55,220 - Thank you. - But I like that question. 212 00:07:55,221 --> 00:07:57,783 - So I'll ask it. - I... objection. 213 00:07:59,584 --> 00:08:01,589 O-overruled. Yeah. Yeah. 214 00:08:04,465 --> 00:08:06,489 You know what? I can take care of this for you. 215 00:08:06,490 --> 00:08:07,957 Why don't you just pick out a different size? 216 00:08:07,958 --> 00:08:10,092 Trying to get her into something more form-fitting? 217 00:08:10,093 --> 00:08:11,098 Man, Customer Service 218 00:08:11,099 --> 00:08:13,171 is just your own sick little candy store, isn't it? 219 00:08:13,385 --> 00:08:15,842 Uh... and bereavement cards are on aisle three. 220 00:08:15,843 --> 00:08:17,386 I'm sorry about your sister. 221 00:08:18,223 --> 00:08:20,563 What was that? Did you really think I was flirting with her? 222 00:08:20,564 --> 00:08:22,364 Well, it looked like there was less blood in your face. 223 00:08:22,365 --> 00:08:24,366 - It had to go somewhere. - I was being pleasant. 224 00:08:24,668 --> 00:08:26,968 And even if I was flirting with her, who cares? 225 00:08:26,969 --> 00:08:28,639 We're not dating, so I can flirt with 226 00:08:28,640 --> 00:08:29,826 or date whoever I want. 227 00:08:29,862 --> 00:08:31,595 No, totally. I mean, if that's... 228 00:08:31,770 --> 00:08:33,834 what you want, then knock yourself out. 229 00:08:33,921 --> 00:08:34,981 Date a hundred women. 230 00:08:34,993 --> 00:08:36,897 And you wouldn't have a problem with that, right? 231 00:08:37,385 --> 00:08:39,076 No! No, I'd be fine. 232 00:08:39,077 --> 00:08:40,410 You'd be the person with the problem, 233 00:08:40,411 --> 00:08:42,605 because you're so bad with names. 234 00:08:42,947 --> 00:08:44,614 Regardless, I'm fine, you're fine. 235 00:08:44,649 --> 00:08:46,342 That lady can throw it around as much as she wants. 236 00:08:46,343 --> 00:08:47,447 We're all fine! 237 00:08:47,526 --> 00:08:48,939 Anyway... 238 00:08:51,683 --> 00:08:53,716 Hey! I got you a little congratulations gift 239 00:08:53,718 --> 00:08:55,543 for getting your ankle monitor off... 240 00:08:55,827 --> 00:08:56,964 some fun socks! 241 00:08:57,009 --> 00:08:59,376 Okay, great. Just drop 'em on the ground and walk away. 242 00:08:59,477 --> 00:09:02,044 - Thanks so much. - Aw, man, fun socks? 243 00:09:02,253 --> 00:09:03,319 Takes me a pic! 244 00:09:04,172 --> 00:09:05,793 Why is Eugene in your office? 245 00:09:05,952 --> 00:09:07,387 Eugene got stuck! 246 00:09:07,388 --> 00:09:09,338 Apparently, my door got jammed. 247 00:09:09,717 --> 00:09:11,194 He was gonna blab to the lawyers 248 00:09:11,196 --> 00:09:12,410 about our work arrangement. 249 00:09:12,412 --> 00:09:13,711 So you kidnapped him? 250 00:09:13,713 --> 00:09:15,446 No! You can't be kidnapped 251 00:09:15,448 --> 00:09:16,980 if you don't know you're being kidnapped. 252 00:09:17,095 --> 00:09:18,361 Oh. Okay. 253 00:09:18,683 --> 00:09:20,093 So what's your plan? 254 00:09:20,138 --> 00:09:21,504 I don't have one yet! 255 00:09:21,506 --> 00:09:22,773 While you were out there buying socks, 256 00:09:22,775 --> 00:09:24,274 I was busy dealing with this! 257 00:09:24,897 --> 00:09:26,867 Love the socks, by the way. So thoughtful. 258 00:09:27,892 --> 00:09:29,919 Uh, hey, uh, quick heads up. 259 00:09:29,920 --> 00:09:32,648 It's... it's looking like they're targeting Glenn 260 00:09:32,649 --> 00:09:34,808 to take the fall for Carol's lawsuit. 261 00:09:34,809 --> 00:09:36,120 - Ugh. - Yeah! 262 00:09:36,121 --> 00:09:37,383 The lawyer, she's just like... 263 00:09:37,384 --> 00:09:39,535 like anything you say, she's just gonna twist 264 00:09:39,571 --> 00:09:41,135 to make it sound like Glenn's incompetent. 265 00:09:41,166 --> 00:09:43,099 What did you say that she twisted? 266 00:09:43,174 --> 00:09:46,184 Oh, me? Uh, well, f-for me, it was, uh, 267 00:09:46,186 --> 00:09:48,608 I might've... I said something along the lines of Glenn... 268 00:09:49,487 --> 00:09:50,987 uh, being incompetent. 269 00:09:50,996 --> 00:09:52,564 Mm. Don't see how that got twisted. 270 00:09:52,577 --> 00:09:54,296 Jonah, why would you say that? 271 00:09:54,385 --> 00:09:55,849 Glenn can't afford to get sued. 272 00:09:55,867 --> 00:09:57,293 He has a two-year-old, 273 00:09:57,295 --> 00:09:59,152 and his health is, like, so bad. 274 00:09:59,154 --> 00:10:00,757 Yeah. Yeah, got it. Yeah, no. 275 00:10:00,758 --> 00:10:02,716 Stomach cramps on full blast already. 276 00:10:02,717 --> 00:10:04,626 Oh, hey, there's Carol, everybody. 277 00:10:04,662 --> 00:10:06,658 Hey, Carol, can you talk to your lawyer? 278 00:10:06,659 --> 00:10:07,996 Jonah screwed up royally, 279 00:10:07,998 --> 00:10:09,152 and now she's going after Glenn. 280 00:10:09,154 --> 00:10:11,084 Oh, no, I hate to hear that. 281 00:10:11,096 --> 00:10:13,725 But gotta let the lawyers do their job, right? 282 00:10:14,133 --> 00:10:16,123 Now, what should I name my boat? 283 00:10:16,247 --> 00:10:18,109 I'm leaning toward "Wet Ride," 284 00:10:18,111 --> 00:10:19,744 but I'm open to other ideas. 285 00:10:19,905 --> 00:10:22,139 Look, all you guys have to do is go in there 286 00:10:22,174 --> 00:10:24,333 and make Glenn sound like he's, you know, 287 00:10:24,335 --> 00:10:26,835 good at his job... which, he is! 288 00:10:29,948 --> 00:10:31,448 And when the system went down, 289 00:10:31,483 --> 00:10:34,055 Glenn put in everybody's hours for the previous week 290 00:10:34,275 --> 00:10:35,363 - from memory. - Hmm. 291 00:10:35,397 --> 00:10:36,969 And why did the system go down? 292 00:10:36,992 --> 00:10:39,239 Because somebody spilled juice on the clock-in machine. 293 00:10:39,240 --> 00:10:41,962 Oh, was there a... child in the back area? 294 00:10:41,963 --> 00:10:45,108 No. It was an adult that was running away with juice 295 00:10:45,109 --> 00:10:46,642 'cause they weren't supposed to be drinking it. 296 00:10:46,643 --> 00:10:48,051 And this adult was... 297 00:10:49,192 --> 00:10:50,845 Bad at running with juice. 298 00:10:51,538 --> 00:10:53,152 Would you say that Glenn Sturgis 299 00:10:53,154 --> 00:10:54,520 is a competent manager? 300 00:10:54,683 --> 00:10:56,016 Is this off the record, or... 301 00:10:56,018 --> 00:10:58,185 - This is all under oath. - Under... great. 302 00:10:58,187 --> 00:10:59,787 Oh, boy. Okay... 303 00:10:59,809 --> 00:11:02,143 Glenn is... what is Glenn? 304 00:11:02,243 --> 00:11:03,843 Glenn I... you know, ha! 305 00:11:04,006 --> 00:11:05,746 He is... it's... the thing... 306 00:11:06,127 --> 00:11:08,033 the thing is, about him... 307 00:11:08,690 --> 00:11:10,990 Glenn and I, we're top dogs in this doghouse. 308 00:11:11,187 --> 00:11:12,720 Why? Competence. 309 00:11:12,961 --> 00:11:15,329 Jonah's... the most competent. 310 00:11:15,357 --> 00:11:16,923 Then Dina, obviously. 311 00:11:16,925 --> 00:11:19,431 Preeti is probably up there too. 312 00:11:19,471 --> 00:11:20,485 Uh... 313 00:11:20,555 --> 00:11:22,326 Oh, Mateo. Jeez. Okay. 314 00:11:23,005 --> 00:11:26,206 Glenn can... handle phone calls, 315 00:11:26,375 --> 00:11:29,379 uh, keep things in binders... 316 00:11:29,432 --> 00:11:32,567 Oh! He wears clothes. Uh... 317 00:11:32,635 --> 00:11:35,018 honestly, when you add it up, he can do, like, 318 00:11:35,317 --> 00:11:37,117 probably hundreds of things. 319 00:11:41,237 --> 00:11:43,871 Uh, I said... Garrett yet? Did I mention Garrett? 320 00:11:43,925 --> 00:11:47,560 So there's gonna be Jonah, Dina, Garrett, 321 00:11:47,997 --> 00:11:51,483 Preeti, me... depending on the week... 322 00:11:51,520 --> 00:11:53,736 Glenn Sturgis is... 323 00:11:53,738 --> 00:11:57,607 Mm... 324 00:11:57,875 --> 00:11:59,389 Could you repeat the question? 325 00:11:59,391 --> 00:12:01,090 He has a weird voice. 326 00:12:01,092 --> 00:12:04,126 Like... "Okay, everybody..." 327 00:12:04,225 --> 00:12:06,514 So, Eugene, you're Glenn's assistant. 328 00:12:06,696 --> 00:12:09,096 Eugene O'Malley is Glenn's assistant, yes. 329 00:12:09,284 --> 00:12:11,017 Oh, well, you can just say "I." 330 00:12:11,994 --> 00:12:13,878 Eugene O'Malley just thinks a little differently. 331 00:12:14,796 --> 00:12:15,805 Have you met Alan? 332 00:12:15,806 --> 00:12:17,750 Oh, my God, I forgot about Alan! 333 00:12:17,906 --> 00:12:19,810 Okay, do you have a whiteboard? 334 00:12:20,516 --> 00:12:23,358 This isn't working. Carol's lawyer is relentless. 335 00:12:23,386 --> 00:12:25,686 W-we can't let them pin it all on Glenn. 336 00:12:25,874 --> 00:12:27,300 Pin what on me? 337 00:12:29,225 --> 00:12:30,486 Not something, I hope. 338 00:12:35,191 --> 00:12:37,053 Why is this happening to me? 339 00:12:37,054 --> 00:12:38,798 Why do people think that I'm at fault 340 00:12:38,799 --> 00:12:42,062 - for Carol's electrocution? - Uh, well, so, uh, 341 00:12:42,769 --> 00:12:45,170 when I was trying to defend you, 342 00:12:45,470 --> 00:12:48,257 uh, we were talking about the robot malfunction, 343 00:12:48,258 --> 00:12:50,780 and I may have suggested that you were... 344 00:12:51,345 --> 00:12:54,880 a little less than 100% competent. 345 00:12:55,623 --> 00:12:56,731 You said that? 346 00:12:56,808 --> 00:12:58,831 - Yeah... - You don't think I'm competent? 347 00:12:58,832 --> 00:13:00,544 No, Glenn, that's... 348 00:13:00,545 --> 00:13:02,054 - it came out wrong... - No, no. 349 00:13:02,055 --> 00:13:04,812 I'm... I'm happy to find out what you really think of me. 350 00:13:05,245 --> 00:13:07,745 But I may have to take your picture out of my wallet. 351 00:13:07,780 --> 00:13:10,548 Glenn, come on. What picture is this again? 352 00:13:11,234 --> 00:13:13,201 One, two... 353 00:13:13,236 --> 00:13:15,637 Ooh! 354 00:13:15,672 --> 00:13:18,209 Oh, no! I can't believe that didn't work. 355 00:13:18,872 --> 00:13:20,909 Looks like I'm really stuck, you guys. 356 00:13:20,944 --> 00:13:23,901 I think I may have to reschedule my deposition. 357 00:13:24,979 --> 00:13:28,065 Oh, hey, I just spoke with Carol's lawyer, 358 00:13:28,258 --> 00:13:30,585 and she said Eugene could do his deposition 359 00:13:30,587 --> 00:13:32,430 through the door, if you wanted. 360 00:13:32,495 --> 00:13:34,205 - What? - She gave me the questions 361 00:13:34,224 --> 00:13:35,409 to ask and everything. 362 00:13:35,592 --> 00:13:37,792 He could do his deposition now with us 363 00:13:37,828 --> 00:13:38,927 and be done with it. 364 00:13:38,962 --> 00:13:41,560 Well, i-it's a little unorthodox, 365 00:13:41,579 --> 00:13:43,343 but I'll allow it. 366 00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:47,515 Uh, so, the first question is... 367 00:13:49,271 --> 00:13:51,780 - Where were you born? - Where was I born? 368 00:13:51,842 --> 00:13:53,007 Yeah, I know. 369 00:13:53,043 --> 00:13:56,144 It seems like it has nothing to do with Carol's lawsuit. 370 00:13:56,179 --> 00:13:58,613 But that's the first question. 371 00:13:58,648 --> 00:14:01,950 Well, it's a pretty crazy story, uh... 372 00:14:01,985 --> 00:14:05,694 I was born in a hospital in Jefferson City, Missouri. 373 00:14:06,289 --> 00:14:08,881 White mom, white dad. 374 00:14:09,993 --> 00:14:11,941 Hey, Dina, a lot of people have questions 375 00:14:11,942 --> 00:14:14,395 - about this email you sent. - Really? 376 00:14:14,431 --> 00:14:16,130 "Due to recent complaints, 377 00:14:16,166 --> 00:14:19,367 employees at Customer Service are hereby off-limits 378 00:14:19,402 --> 00:14:21,248 in regards to flirting and/or dating." 379 00:14:21,249 --> 00:14:22,837 Which concept are ya fuzzy on? 380 00:14:22,873 --> 00:14:24,539 Our question is why did you send it? 381 00:14:24,580 --> 00:14:25,592 Yeah. And did Garrett 382 00:14:25,593 --> 00:14:27,675 like specifically say something about me? 383 00:14:27,711 --> 00:14:29,557 'Cause we've been vibing for a while. 384 00:14:29,612 --> 00:14:32,145 No. This is just... standard procedure. 385 00:14:32,315 --> 00:14:34,355 From corporate. About dating in the workplace. 386 00:14:34,357 --> 00:14:36,605 I think they just wanna stay a step ahead since it's spring 387 00:14:36,607 --> 00:14:38,441 and, you know, everybody's getting horned up. 388 00:14:38,681 --> 00:14:41,549 Hmm. Damn. I really thought we were vibing. 389 00:14:43,139 --> 00:14:44,799 Dina, this email's wack. 390 00:14:44,908 --> 00:14:47,280 Come on, just admit it. You're jealous. 391 00:14:47,530 --> 00:14:48,662 I mean, it makes sense. 392 00:14:48,751 --> 00:14:52,119 Garrett's like a really nice guy and funny and cute. 393 00:14:52,121 --> 00:14:53,275 Well, he's off-limits, Cheyenne. 394 00:14:53,277 --> 00:14:55,201 - I just sent the email. - Okay. 395 00:14:55,244 --> 00:14:57,987 Sorry. It's just I... I guess I have been 396 00:14:58,041 --> 00:15:00,375 spending more time with Garrett and, I don't know, I... 397 00:15:00,819 --> 00:15:02,277 I liked it, I... 398 00:15:03,005 --> 00:15:04,012 I like him. 399 00:15:04,014 --> 00:15:05,780 Aw. Well, that's great. 400 00:15:06,283 --> 00:15:08,166 Oh, but, yeah, probably confusing. 401 00:15:08,168 --> 00:15:09,867 Yeah. 'Cause there's still Brian, 402 00:15:10,086 --> 00:15:11,524 who I also like, so... 403 00:15:11,525 --> 00:15:14,719 Mmm. In tenth grade, I was caught between Bo 404 00:15:14,721 --> 00:15:17,158 and this guy Darius that he used to freestyle rap with. 405 00:15:17,193 --> 00:15:19,564 - What did you do? - I told Bo how I felt, 406 00:15:19,566 --> 00:15:22,200 and then... he took a poo in the backseat 407 00:15:22,202 --> 00:15:24,216 of Darius's mom's station wagon. 408 00:15:25,969 --> 00:15:27,361 Cheyenne, I had such high hopes, 409 00:15:27,362 --> 00:15:30,597 and have truly no idea what to take from that story. 410 00:15:30,598 --> 00:15:32,473 I'm just saying that you should tell Garrett 411 00:15:32,474 --> 00:15:35,243 how you feel because maybe he feels the same way. 412 00:15:35,278 --> 00:15:36,453 And if he's not willing 413 00:15:36,454 --> 00:15:38,657 to take a crap in the backseat of Brian's car, 414 00:15:38,658 --> 00:15:40,647 then... pfft... there's no decision to make. 415 00:15:42,197 --> 00:15:43,731 And April was kinda fun 416 00:15:43,732 --> 00:15:46,807 because the ducklings were having a tea party, 417 00:15:46,808 --> 00:15:48,362 and, you know, just imagining them 418 00:15:48,363 --> 00:15:50,427 trying to drink that tea with their beaks... 419 00:15:50,428 --> 00:15:52,411 there's no way they got all of it. 420 00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:56,386 Excuse me. You can't be in here. 421 00:15:56,387 --> 00:15:58,852 Yeah. I am not leaving 422 00:15:58,887 --> 00:16:00,453 until you hear me out. 423 00:16:00,454 --> 00:16:01,879 This is totally inappropriate. 424 00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:03,764 What's inappropriate, Hannah, 425 00:16:03,765 --> 00:16:06,633 is you all trying to squeeze out a big payday 426 00:16:06,634 --> 00:16:08,371 from this good, kind man. 427 00:16:08,372 --> 00:16:10,426 - Jonah... - No, Glenn, I got this. 428 00:16:10,427 --> 00:16:11,643 Look at your ducklings. 429 00:16:11,644 --> 00:16:13,708 Sir, could you point to the motherboard 430 00:16:13,709 --> 00:16:15,002 on this robot for me? 431 00:16:15,529 --> 00:16:17,809 - No, I can't. - No, you can't. 432 00:16:17,854 --> 00:16:20,889 Hannah, can you update the sim card on the robot? 433 00:16:21,257 --> 00:16:22,413 - No. - No?! 434 00:16:22,606 --> 00:16:24,040 Huh! That's interesting. 435 00:16:24,041 --> 00:16:26,907 Because you all have had the exact same amount of training 436 00:16:26,908 --> 00:16:28,540 that Cloud 9 gives its floor supervisors... 437 00:16:28,541 --> 00:16:29,965 Jonah, I did it. 438 00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:31,953 S-sorry? 439 00:16:32,020 --> 00:16:33,033 Well, not at first, 440 00:16:33,035 --> 00:16:35,579 but I watched hours of online videos 441 00:16:35,581 --> 00:16:37,391 and eventually, I figured it out. 442 00:16:37,621 --> 00:16:39,397 That's what I was just showing them. 443 00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:42,096 I kept records of everything... every update, 444 00:16:42,098 --> 00:16:43,696 every new hardware install... 445 00:16:43,698 --> 00:16:45,427 it's all right here in my calendar. 446 00:16:45,615 --> 00:16:48,029 I did everything that corporate asked me to do. 447 00:16:48,345 --> 00:16:49,950 So I don't know what happened with Carol, 448 00:16:49,952 --> 00:16:51,514 but it is not on me. 449 00:16:53,076 --> 00:16:56,206 Anyway, if there are no further questions, 450 00:16:56,208 --> 00:16:59,543 I have been nervously holding my pee for six hours, 451 00:16:59,545 --> 00:17:01,479 so I really need to get to a men's room. 452 00:17:02,005 --> 00:17:03,238 Oh, and Jonah, 453 00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:06,052 I don't think I'll be needing your help with that either. 454 00:17:07,998 --> 00:17:09,665 Glenn, you... 455 00:17:11,922 --> 00:17:13,454 I-I'm not going to help... 456 00:17:14,044 --> 00:17:15,044 It's... it's... 457 00:17:16,627 --> 00:17:17,926 Good day. 458 00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:24,610 Jonah. 459 00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:29,478 Glenn, hey, look, I... I'm sorry. 460 00:17:30,272 --> 00:17:33,305 I should never have implied that you were incompetent. 461 00:17:35,521 --> 00:17:38,355 You've been doing this for a long time, and... 462 00:17:38,357 --> 00:17:41,083 and I should have respected that. 463 00:17:42,936 --> 00:17:45,137 Wow. Silence really works. 464 00:17:45,139 --> 00:17:47,948 I just said "Jonah," and you completely unloaded. 465 00:17:47,949 --> 00:17:49,325 No, but Glenn, I-I mean it. 466 00:17:49,326 --> 00:17:51,193 I-I should have known that of course 467 00:17:51,214 --> 00:17:52,914 you followed all the protocols and maintenance. 468 00:17:52,930 --> 00:17:55,330 - Mm. - I trust you. 469 00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:56,465 Aw. 470 00:17:57,306 --> 00:17:58,573 Prove it. 471 00:17:58,822 --> 00:17:59,822 What? 472 00:17:59,897 --> 00:18:02,315 If you trust me, then you should have no problem 473 00:18:02,345 --> 00:18:04,345 sticking your hand inside that robot. 474 00:18:07,639 --> 00:18:09,378 Uh, okay, yeah. Yeah! 475 00:18:09,465 --> 00:18:10,865 I will do that, 476 00:18:10,974 --> 00:18:13,495 because I trust that you made it safe. 477 00:18:13,517 --> 00:18:15,411 - Mm-hmm. - Carol only got hurt 478 00:18:15,413 --> 00:18:17,181 because she used a screwdriver, right? 479 00:18:17,188 --> 00:18:20,066 So, uh, yeah, I will do that 480 00:18:20,067 --> 00:18:21,757 and... and... and let you know how it goes. 481 00:18:22,045 --> 00:18:23,511 Right now's good. 482 00:18:24,901 --> 00:18:27,633 Yeah. Yeah! Great. 483 00:18:28,246 --> 00:18:29,260 Yeah. 484 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,934 Yeah. This feels good. This is... 485 00:18:31,969 --> 00:18:34,169 - this feels... aah, [bleep]! - Oh! 486 00:18:34,205 --> 00:18:35,504 - I am so... - Aah! 487 00:18:35,539 --> 00:18:37,889 That should not have happened! 488 00:18:37,890 --> 00:18:39,289 - [bleep]! - What is wrong with this... 489 00:18:39,324 --> 00:18:41,370 Aah! God! Fudge! 490 00:18:43,081 --> 00:18:46,379 Hey, uh, maybe we should talk about some things. 491 00:18:46,380 --> 00:18:48,219 Oh, yeah, I'll start. Why did I hear 492 00:18:48,241 --> 00:18:49,745 from multiple people that I used to date 493 00:18:49,747 --> 00:18:52,125 that you emailed them and said that we couldn't talk anymore? 494 00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:54,785 Yeah, here's the thing. Um... 495 00:18:55,822 --> 00:18:58,282 our situation has gotten a little complicated... 496 00:18:58,284 --> 00:19:00,118 Okay, well, I'll make it less complicated... I'm done. 497 00:19:00,666 --> 00:19:01,818 - What? - Look, 498 00:19:01,820 --> 00:19:03,920 I knew this thing was gonna be fun and weird, 499 00:19:03,965 --> 00:19:06,138 but I was really hoping that fun would win. 500 00:19:06,140 --> 00:19:08,240 Turns out, it's a blowout for weird. 501 00:19:10,231 --> 00:19:11,234 Fine with me. 502 00:19:11,866 --> 00:19:13,198 I'm with Brian, so... 503 00:19:13,514 --> 00:19:15,596 Uh, I'm still gonna go to laser tag tonight, 504 00:19:15,676 --> 00:19:18,246 so if you go, maybe we should do different slots, whatever. 505 00:19:22,076 --> 00:19:23,911 Okay. They left the break room. 506 00:19:23,919 --> 00:19:26,370 The Cloud 9 lawyer said it was "feeling like a wings night," 507 00:19:26,372 --> 00:19:27,745 so I think he's leaving. 508 00:19:28,548 --> 00:19:30,815 Eugene? Sandra and I are gonna try 509 00:19:30,817 --> 00:19:32,462 one more thing, okay? 510 00:19:35,616 --> 00:19:37,921 I think we're getting close! 511 00:19:37,923 --> 00:19:39,371 Pull harder, Sandra! 512 00:19:39,373 --> 00:19:40,615 Okay! 513 00:19:42,316 --> 00:19:44,416 - Ah! - Ah! Whoa! 514 00:19:44,798 --> 00:19:47,115 Did you... redecorate? 515 00:19:47,153 --> 00:19:49,956 Yep. I felt so bad keeping Mateo from his work. 516 00:19:50,471 --> 00:19:52,613 I'm no gay guy, but I hope you like it. 517 00:19:53,753 --> 00:19:55,007 Thanks, Eugene. 518 00:19:55,387 --> 00:19:56,414 See ya. 519 00:19:56,417 --> 00:19:57,950 Wow! 520 00:20:00,943 --> 00:20:02,949 Hey. Don't feel guilty. 521 00:20:03,185 --> 00:20:04,984 You're getting your ankle monitor off! 522 00:20:04,986 --> 00:20:06,485 And all Eugene knows 523 00:20:06,495 --> 00:20:07,869 is that the door was stuck and he got to 524 00:20:07,870 --> 00:20:10,984 - redecorate an office. - Right. You're right. 525 00:20:11,020 --> 00:20:13,186 And I mean, he was barely kidnapped. 526 00:20:13,222 --> 00:20:15,282 We didn't ask for a ransom or do anything to his nipples. 527 00:20:16,612 --> 00:20:19,045 I don't know... I think you're gonna need more than sanitizer. 528 00:20:19,047 --> 00:20:20,518 Big deposition fan, huh? 529 00:20:21,723 --> 00:20:24,024 I... sorry about all that. 530 00:20:24,132 --> 00:20:25,547 Naw, it was fun. 531 00:20:25,754 --> 00:20:27,221 It was kind of like being in a haunted house. 532 00:20:27,222 --> 00:20:29,540 I kept waiting for you to pop out from somewhere else. 533 00:20:31,140 --> 00:20:33,272 Look, I was just trying to protect Glenn. 534 00:20:33,395 --> 00:20:35,985 From the big, mean lawyer trying to get her payday. 535 00:20:36,064 --> 00:20:37,646 Look, I get it. I get it. 536 00:20:38,392 --> 00:20:40,016 But you should know I'm not some 537 00:20:40,018 --> 00:20:43,253 sleazy ambulance chaser with her face on every bus. 538 00:20:43,491 --> 00:20:45,295 - I never... - I mean, my face is on one bus 539 00:20:45,297 --> 00:20:47,070 but I had to do it... that's the industry. 540 00:20:48,097 --> 00:20:49,563 - I was just doing my job. - No, I know. 541 00:20:49,624 --> 00:20:51,842 And I was just... embarrassing myself. 542 00:20:51,844 --> 00:20:53,156 - Big time! - Yeah. 543 00:20:53,208 --> 00:20:56,407 I-I thought it was kind of sweet, actually. 544 00:20:56,899 --> 00:20:58,061 Hannah! 545 00:20:58,467 --> 00:21:00,838 - Let's go get margs, girl! - Oh, yeah! 546 00:21:00,889 --> 00:21:02,288 You're buying! 547 00:21:02,417 --> 00:21:04,049 Oh, my God, she is the worst. 548 00:21:04,172 --> 00:21:05,984 You didn't hear me say that. 549 00:21:05,986 --> 00:21:07,255 Oh, no, of course not. 550 00:21:08,590 --> 00:21:10,556 Hey, uh, Hannah, um, 551 00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:12,898 let me know if you have any other... 552 00:21:13,514 --> 00:21:15,247 depositions I can crash. 553 00:21:15,618 --> 00:21:16,772 Oh, yeah. 554 00:21:16,985 --> 00:21:18,893 I'll see what I can do, Mr. Simms. 555 00:21:23,445 --> 00:21:29,429 Synced and corrected by hawken45 for www.addic7ed.com