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"Will & Grace" is recorded

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in front of a live
studio audience.

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- Big day.
- Big day for you, too.

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Hey, this suit says
"Senior Partner," right?

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Not "lesbian minister?"

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Change the tie.

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And I can still pull off
this dress, right?

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Yeah, you should pull that dress off

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and put on a different dress.

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Okay, good call.

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You're gonna make senior partner.

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And you're gonna land this client.

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Can you imagine?
Me doing 15 boutique hotels.

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I mean, that would change
the entire trajectory

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of my business. Oh, hey, hey.

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- What about that short little...
- What did we say

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about miniskirts after 40?

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No more knees.

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If I get this, I know exactly

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what the rest of my life
would be like, you know?

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No more worries. No surprises.

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Yep, that's why your letters
to Santa always had a P.S.

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"Don't get creative. Stay on list."

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What's gay, beautiful, and just got rich

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for doing nothing?

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Jared Kushner?

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It's me.

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I gave Theodore at work
a dollar to buy a scratcher,

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and he just texted me we won two grand.

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I'm a thousandaire.

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Wait, who's Theodore?
I thought you worked

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for a guy named Alvin.

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Theodore's Alvin's brother.
They both work

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at the Rec Center.

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Do Theodore and Alvin have
another brother named Simon?

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You're much older than me,

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so I don't get your Chipmunks reference.

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- Better?
- I don't love the scarf.

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It's a little too, "Put your tray tables

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in the locked and upright position."

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- I knew it.
- Give the scarf to me.

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You see? Now the fan makes sense.

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Synced & corrected by -robtor-
www.addic7ed.com

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Thanks, Caddy. Put my clubs over there.

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Oh, and tell Masseur that
I just played the front nine

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and need a back rub.

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Actually, tell him I played
the back nine

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and need a front rub.

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Say, a morphine drip.

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Why, that's a nice touch.

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No card? Huh.

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Hello, this is Mrs. Walker in 705.

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Who do I have to thank

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for this lovely morphine drip
in my room?

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What? I'm not recovering

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from plastic surgery.

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I've never had anything done in my life

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in the United States.

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What do you mean,
someone else booked the room?

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I pay a lot of money to belong
to this country club,

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and I booked this hospitality
suite months ago.

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I'd like to see who has balls
big enough to ask me to move.

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Well, well, well.

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I must have died during surgery,

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'cause the devil herself is before me.

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Why, Beverley Leslie.

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I thought they'd torn down

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all the corroded old
Confederate statues.

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You remember my business
associate, Benji.

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What happened to the other Benji?

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Ooh, something terrible happened to him.

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He got old.

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Give us the room, Benji.
Go work on your hammies

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for our meeting later.

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Now that the pleasantries are over with,

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get out of my room, Dixie Dinklage.

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I'm not going anywhere.

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I've just had extensive plastic surgery.

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Where? Oh, wait.

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Let me guess. Labia reconstruction?

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- Now get out of my room.
- I'm not going anywhere.

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Please, just let me rest
for a little while.

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We'll discuss this later.
Now, help me into the bed.

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Oh, all right.

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I've seen Gardener do this
with sacks of peat moss.

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Now hook up my morphine drip.

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- Oh, I'm in terrible pain.
- You think you're in pain.

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This martini is dry as a bone.

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And since we would custom
make everything in the rooms,

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your hotel guests could go
online and buy all of it.

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Now, Eli, I know that we're
a small business.

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It's just me, my assistant,
and an apprentice designer.

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But I promise you that
we can rise to the occasion.

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Should I sleep with Andy Cohen?

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You're gonna have to go
with your gut on that one.

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Well, I get what you're all about.

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You've got a great eye.

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I guess it's just, like,

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"Do I wanna write a Cinderella story?"

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I think you do.

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You could be my fairy godmother.

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I didn't mean "fairy" like "gay."

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Unless you loved it, and in that case,

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it's like, "Hey!"

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I'm getting on a helicopter at eight.

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It's between you and one other designer.

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Think about something you
can bring to the table

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that's gonna close this deal.

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Um, you know what?
I think I have something

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that you might like.

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Tony?

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You need me, Grace?

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Okay, I like where your head's at.

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What's your kink?

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- I'm straight.
- I'm listening.

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- I... I don't know.
- I mean, I guess I also like

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cuddling with my girlfriend afterwards.

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I don't really know her,
so I'm gonna pass.

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Um, darn it?

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- I'm sorry, Tony.
- Um, can you grab the layouts

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that we were working on?

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- Sure thing.
- Thank you.

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I wasn't quite ready
to show you these yet,

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but I...

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- Who's that?
- My roommate.

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And I will call him back.

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Is he into guys?

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Big time homo.

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You wanna go to the ball, Cinderella?

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Stick that in a pumpkin
and send it my way.

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Okay.

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So, the scratcher's in your hand.

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Then what happens?
Don't leave anything out.

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- Okay, you ready for this?
- Yeah, yeah.

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I need three matching numbers.

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I have two with one box

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- left to scratch, okay?
- Oh, my God, Theodore!

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Okay, so, keep going. Yeah.

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All right, so I found a pencil

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with a missing eraser, right?
And I think to myself,

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"Will this metal band work

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as a scratching device?"

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Only one way to find out.

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I try it. It works.

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Third matching number. $2,000.

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Oh, my gosh!

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That story had conflict. It had drama.

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It's what Shonda calls "conflama."

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And don't you think I forgot
who bought me the ticket.

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I got something coming to you, too.

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Theodore.

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There you go. Love you, man.

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Thanks for the dollar.

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Yo, check out this mini
espresso maker I just bought.

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It's coming in a little later today.

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Pop a mini pod in,
makes a perfect cup of coffee.

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Where's the other $999?

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- What you mean?
- I paid for that ticket.

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So half the money is mine.

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I already bought a very expensive item.

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What?

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Not a jean jacket with
my best friend Karen's face

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emblazoned on the back,
if that's what you're implying.

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Jack, that money isn't yours.

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- You said, "We won $2,000."
- I said, "I won $2,000."

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- You said, "We"!
- I said, "I."

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- Check the text.
- I will!

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What matters here
is the principle, Theodore.

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I financed your investment.

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You should give me half that money.

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But I'm not going to.

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So we got conflict and we got drama.

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How dare you throw conflama in my face?

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Hello?

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No, you got the wrong number.
This is not Jhanvi.

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No, it's not Nirmalan, either.

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Yes, ma'am. If I see either one,

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I'll tell them to call home.

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- Well, anything?
- No.

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The review went great.

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I'm still waiting for them to call.

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Hello?

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No, I am not Jhanvi.

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Wait, is this Nirmalan?

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You're supposed to call your mom.

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Happy to help.

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How'd your meeting go?

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- Great.
- It's between me

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and one other designer.

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That's amazing. What can you do

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to seal the deal?

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Well, I feel like
I've done all I can do.

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You know what I was thinking
about today for some reason?

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How cool is it that gay guys

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don't make a big deal about sex?

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That's a huge generalization.

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Yeah, but you know what I mean.

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It's like, you could hook up
with a guy you barely know

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and it would be fine.

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Maybe in my 20s.

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Yeah, but who doesn't miss their 20s?

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Being a young single guy
having meaningless sex

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with a young single guy.

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Potentially helping a friend
in the process.

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Grace.

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Are you trying to pimp me out
to your client?

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No, of course not.
Unless you're up for it.

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Grace!

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I'm sorry. Okay, okay.

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Just forget what I said.
I'm a terrible person.

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It's just that you called in
the middle of my presentation,

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and Eli said that you had
a cute gay face,

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and I said you were
a big time homo, and...

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Eli, as in Eli Wolf?
Your hotel guy is Eli Wolf?

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Yeah, you've heard of him?

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Of course I've heard of Eli Wolf.

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He's a total power gay.

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He's hot. He's rich.

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He's exactly who a potential
senior partner should be with.

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And you're a potential senior partner.

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I know. I love him for me.

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Aww, nuts.

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There's nothing in the mini-bar.

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Or, as you call it, bar.

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Has that morphine kicked in yet?

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Karen, I've always considered
you a dear friend.

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That's a yes.

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I feel a burning need to share something

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intensely personal with you.

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But it's just so hard to say out loud.

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Oh, for God's sake. Don't cry.

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You look like Jeff Sessions
watching a black man vote.

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Karen, this may come
as a great shock to you.

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But I'm a homosexual.

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That's it?

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What's your next bombshell?

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Harvey Weinstein isn't always
a perfect gentleman?

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That's it. I'm gay.

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Does the hustler posing as
your business associate know?

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He suspects.

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Karen, I need you to help me
come out to my wife, Crystal.

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Tonight would be
a good night to tell her,

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but it's her 90th birthday,
and I'm afraid the shock

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might kill her.

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Come to think of it, tonight might be

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the perfect night to tell her.

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All right. Fine.

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But if I help you, I get my room back.

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Deal.

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Wait a minute. Crystal's already dead.

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I went to her funeral.

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You and original Benji
had the first dance.

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The first shovel of dirt
on the coffin revived her.

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And I learned a valuable lesson.

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Appreciate every day of your life.

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And when it comes to your loved ones,

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cremate.

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00:11:33,191 --> 00:11:35,512
Always cremate.

259
00:11:40,900 --> 00:11:42,834
But that's not right.
I didn't sign for it.

260
00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:44,602
No, I don't have the espresso
maker in my possession.

261
00:11:44,637 --> 00:11:46,439
So whoever told you...

262
00:11:56,282 --> 00:11:57,782
Oh, hey, partner.

263
00:11:57,817 --> 00:11:59,217
Where is she?

264
00:11:59,251 --> 00:12:00,621
Where's my tiny coffee maker, Jack?

265
00:12:00,655 --> 00:12:02,921
Oh, she's in a safe place.

266
00:12:02,955 --> 00:12:04,856
But you'll never find her without me.

267
00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:07,359
- Is it the girl's bathroom?
- No.

268
00:12:09,089 --> 00:12:10,962
- Get out the way or I'll...
- Or you'll what?

269
00:12:10,996 --> 00:12:13,064
You can't hit a gay man.
It's a hate crime.

270
00:12:16,001 --> 00:12:17,702
Besides, the second you walk out,

271
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,404
I'll find where you're keeping
that money you owe me.

272
00:12:19,438 --> 00:12:20,872
Yeah, good luck with that.

273
00:12:20,906 --> 00:12:22,140
Is it in the cigar box
inside the shoebox

274
00:12:22,174 --> 00:12:23,641
- inside your desk drawer?
- No.

275
00:12:23,676 --> 00:12:26,711
Ah, ow, oh.

276
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:27,979
- Ha!
- Ha ha!

277
00:12:28,013 --> 00:12:31,216
- Ha ha ha!
- Ha ha ha ha!

278
00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:33,118
Gimme half that money or else!

279
00:12:33,152 --> 00:12:34,619
Or else hitting a black man
is a hate crime, too.

280
00:12:34,653 --> 00:12:37,115
Rarely enforced, but still.

281
00:12:38,190 --> 00:12:40,225
- Well, I'm not racist.
- And I'm not homophobic.

282
00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:41,926
Then it looks like we've arrived

283
00:12:41,961 --> 00:12:44,414
at a real Mexican stand-off.

284
00:12:45,664 --> 00:12:47,565
Wait, is that bad?

285
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,467
Should it be Hispanic stand-off?

286
00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:53,238
Or is saying "stand-off" like I
think they're all standoffish?

287
00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:54,773
I think you need to be
more earth tone, neutral.

288
00:12:54,807 --> 00:12:56,007
And I think it's Latino-American now.

289
00:12:56,041 --> 00:12:57,842
Oh, right. Totally.

290
00:12:57,877 --> 00:12:59,244
Then it looks like we're
arrived at a real

291
00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:01,848
Latino-American misunderstanding.

292
00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:08,753
Will, congratulations.

293
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,989
I made senior partner.

294
00:13:11,023 --> 00:13:12,924
I know exactly what the rest of my life

295
00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:14,526
is gonna look like.

296
00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:17,295
And I feel... I don't know what I feel.

297
00:13:17,329 --> 00:13:19,097
Is this really what I want?

298
00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:20,932
Charles has so much suppressed rage,

299
00:13:20,966 --> 00:13:23,468
he's gnawed off all his nail beds.

300
00:13:24,078 --> 00:13:25,970
I think Eileen's dead.

301
00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:30,275
Goldblet. God, he's always hated me.

302
00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:34,112
Welcome, Will. You're one of us now.

303
00:13:34,464 --> 00:13:37,682
One of us. One of us.

304
00:13:37,716 --> 00:13:40,652
One of us. One of us.

305
00:13:40,686 --> 00:13:43,721
One of us. One of us.

306
00:13:43,756 --> 00:13:46,624
- One of us.
- Run.

307
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,660
One of us. One of...

308
00:13:48,694 --> 00:13:52,197
I hate my job.

309
00:13:52,231 --> 00:13:53,798
My whole life, I've been working towards

310
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,300
something that I don't even want.

311
00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:57,235
I thought I wanted to be
partner, but I don't.

312
00:13:57,269 --> 00:13:59,003
I thought I wanted to have
sex with you, but I don't.

313
00:13:59,038 --> 00:14:01,639
Oh, no, no, no. No, I can rally.

314
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:06,044
Look, no more tears.

315
00:14:06,078 --> 00:14:07,912
- Let's have some fun.
- Okay.

316
00:14:08,373 --> 00:14:12,183
It's just that I, uh, I hate my job.

317
00:14:23,021 --> 00:14:25,874
I just got a text from Eli
that the date was a bust.

318
00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:27,357
What happened?

319
00:14:27,391 --> 00:14:29,559
I was upset.
I wasn't exactly in the mood.

320
00:14:29,594 --> 00:14:30,760
Well, couldn't you
at least have given him

321
00:14:30,795 --> 00:14:32,563
a little something-something?

322
00:14:33,564 --> 00:14:34,865
I would have done it for you.

323
00:14:34,899 --> 00:14:36,466
You absolutely would not have.

324
00:14:36,501 --> 00:14:38,569
Well, it's different for a woman.

325
00:14:39,337 --> 00:14:41,238
Thank you. I just lost

326
00:14:41,272 --> 00:14:43,240
the biggest gig of my career.

327
00:14:43,274 --> 00:14:47,444
- Something you wanna ask me?
- What else is there?

328
00:14:48,663 --> 00:14:50,747
Of course. I'm such an idiot.

329
00:14:50,781 --> 00:14:53,416
Did he say what hotel he was staying in?

330
00:14:53,451 --> 00:14:55,485
That's the question you have for me?

331
00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:56,620
I remember. He said he was

332
00:14:56,654 --> 00:14:58,221
taking a helicopter.

333
00:14:58,256 --> 00:14:59,756
Maybe I can still fix this.

334
00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:07,890
Hello?

335
00:15:08,432 --> 00:15:10,143
Hey, Jhanvi.

336
00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:16,606
Yes, I have been crying.

337
00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:23,613
You know what hurts more than the money?

338
00:15:23,648 --> 00:15:25,182
Although, make no mistake,
the money hurt a great deal.

339
00:15:25,216 --> 00:15:26,650
I thought you were a good person.

340
00:15:26,684 --> 00:15:28,185
Well, that's entirely on you.

341
00:15:28,219 --> 00:15:29,586
'Cause I've given you
absolutely no reason

342
00:15:29,620 --> 00:15:31,456
to think well of me.

343
00:15:33,157 --> 00:15:35,458
Mr. McFarland, can you
walk me to the subway?

344
00:15:35,493 --> 00:15:37,093
My dad's car died.

345
00:15:37,128 --> 00:15:39,496
But he's a Lyft driver.
How's he gonna do his job?

346
00:15:39,530 --> 00:15:42,032
He's not.
The repairs cost, like, $1,800.

347
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:46,903
Isn't that about $2,000
minus a tiny coffee machine?

348
00:15:47,705 --> 00:15:50,574
- That must be
- a white person question.

349
00:15:52,009 --> 00:15:54,477
Tasha, wait.

350
00:15:54,512 --> 00:15:56,112
Just tell your dad you found a scratcher

351
00:15:56,147 --> 00:15:57,847
and you won enough money
to get his car fixed, okay?

352
00:15:57,882 --> 00:15:59,516
- What do you mean?
- He means,

353
00:15:59,550 --> 00:16:00,951
"I'm gonna give you the money."

354
00:16:00,985 --> 00:16:02,278
What are you...

355
00:16:02,987 --> 00:16:05,088
What... What...

356
00:16:06,057 --> 00:16:08,491
Oh, my God. You're an amazing person.

357
00:16:08,526 --> 00:16:09,993
Wait, that's not even his.

358
00:16:10,027 --> 00:16:11,861
It's not about whose money
it is, Theodore.

359
00:16:11,896 --> 00:16:15,065
It's about Tasha and the
nice thing I just did for her.

360
00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:17,968
Thank you so much. I'll wait out front.

361
00:16:18,002 --> 00:16:19,170
Okay.

362
00:16:20,004 --> 00:16:21,204
Great.

363
00:16:21,239 --> 00:16:23,206
I knew you were a good person, Theodore.

364
00:16:23,241 --> 00:16:25,709
At least your coffee machine's paid for.

365
00:16:25,743 --> 00:16:28,812
I may have made a very
expensive credit card purchase

366
00:16:28,846 --> 00:16:30,347
that I can't pay off now.

367
00:16:30,381 --> 00:16:31,491
Can't you just return it?

368
00:16:31,525 --> 00:16:33,309
Not really.

369
00:16:38,422 --> 00:16:40,991
Beverley, I'm back. Beverley!

370
00:16:41,025 --> 00:16:43,093
Sorry, Crystal and I
were helping each other

371
00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:45,662
use the toilet. Don't try to get up

372
00:16:45,696 --> 00:16:47,330
on your own, birthday girl!

373
00:16:47,365 --> 00:16:50,166
It's like her arms
are made out of balsa wood.

374
00:16:51,769 --> 00:16:54,671
I thought long and hard
about how to help you

375
00:16:54,705 --> 00:16:56,106
come out to Crystal.

376
00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:58,842
What on Earth are you talking about?

377
00:16:58,876 --> 00:17:02,012
The secret you told me when
you were guzzling morphine

378
00:17:02,046 --> 00:17:06,049
- like a little hamster.
- What exactly did I tell you?

379
00:17:06,083 --> 00:17:09,929
That you like Ding Dongs
more than Ho Ho's.

380
00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:13,023
That you gobble more hot dogs

381
00:17:13,057 --> 00:17:16,060
than a Japanese competitive eater.

382
00:17:17,461 --> 00:17:20,196
That you've been ridden
by more bears than a bike

383
00:17:20,231 --> 00:17:22,150
in a Russian circus.

384
00:17:22,733 --> 00:17:27,637
Pip-posterous. Me, a homosexual?

385
00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:31,441
The very idea makes me howl
with manly laughter.

386
00:17:37,248 --> 00:17:39,449
- Get out of my room.
- This is my room,

387
00:17:39,483 --> 00:17:40,950
and I would never give it up to you.

388
00:17:40,985 --> 00:17:43,653
We had a deal, you finger puppet.

389
00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:46,289
- The deal is off.
- All right.

390
00:17:46,324 --> 00:17:49,893
Well, I guess you win
this round, Beverley.

391
00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:53,063
But before I go, let me just send

392
00:17:53,097 --> 00:17:56,399
my birthday wishes
to your beautiful bride.

393
00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:00,403
What did you say in that message?

394
00:18:00,438 --> 00:18:02,472
Just a suggestion as to how

395
00:18:02,506 --> 00:18:06,409
she could celebrate this
birthday with her husband.

396
00:18:08,179 --> 00:18:09,579
Oh, sweet Jesus.

397
00:18:09,613 --> 00:18:12,615
That means she wants to make love.

398
00:18:14,618 --> 00:18:17,153
From the front.

399
00:18:17,188 --> 00:18:20,090
Chin up, Beverley.
Think of it like golf.

400
00:18:20,124 --> 00:18:22,325
Just keep hacking away at the sand trap,

401
00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:24,794
and hope you get it close to the hole.

402
00:18:31,287 --> 00:18:32,920
Eli, wait.

403
00:18:32,955 --> 00:18:34,689
I've already made
my decision, Grace. you would.

404
00:18:37,025 --> 00:18:39,193
Well, you should have picked me.

405
00:18:39,227 --> 00:18:43,364
I have vision.

406
00:18:43,398 --> 00:18:45,433
And instinct.

407
00:18:45,467 --> 00:18:48,369
And if you're going
to ignore all of that

408
00:18:49,111 --> 00:18:52,540
because I didn't get you laid,
well, then I don't wanna

409
00:18:52,574 --> 00:18:54,784
work with you anyway.

410
00:18:55,310 --> 00:18:58,646
I did choose you, Grace.
You got the job.

411
00:19:00,215 --> 00:19:01,749
This is big, Grace.

412
00:19:01,783 --> 00:19:04,285
I need to be your only client.

413
00:19:04,319 --> 00:19:08,289
I'm all yours. This is my dream job.

414
00:19:08,323 --> 00:19:12,009
Too bad Will doesn't feel the
same way about his job, huh?

415
00:19:12,794 --> 00:19:14,261
What do you mean?

416
00:19:17,933 --> 00:19:20,226
Did he hear something?

417
00:19:22,561 --> 00:19:25,439
I didn't ask him.

418
00:19:26,942 --> 00:19:30,444
I get it, universe. I'm garbage.

419
00:19:41,023 --> 00:19:43,524
Oh, look. It's white Diana Ross.

420
00:19:48,087 --> 00:19:50,431
I didn't ask you why you were upset.

421
00:19:51,257 --> 00:19:52,566
You didn't make senior partner?

422
00:19:52,601 --> 00:19:55,102
- No, I did.
- Congratulations!

423
00:19:55,137 --> 00:19:57,405
- And I'm miserable.
- Why?

424
00:19:57,439 --> 00:19:59,273
Because I don't wanna be
a corporate lawyer

425
00:19:59,307 --> 00:20:00,674
for the rest of my life.

426
00:20:00,709 --> 00:20:02,843
I was wrong, Grace.

427
00:20:02,878 --> 00:20:04,729
I want surprises.

428
00:20:05,814 --> 00:20:08,115
Will, you want surprises?

429
00:20:08,150 --> 00:20:10,351
How about this? Come work with me.

430
00:20:10,385 --> 00:20:11,452
What?

431
00:20:11,486 --> 00:20:14,522
Eli hired me to do his hotels.

432
00:20:14,864 --> 00:20:18,325
It is working on a scale
that I never even dreamed of.

433
00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:20,628
I mean, I'm thrilled, but I'm terrified.

434
00:20:20,662 --> 00:20:24,298
It's too big for me.
I... I can't do it alone.

435
00:20:24,582 --> 00:20:26,634
- What exactly are you...
- Quit your job.

436
00:20:27,069 --> 00:20:29,170
Let's run my business together.

437
00:20:30,087 --> 00:20:32,139
Grace, what you're saying
goes against every fiber

438
00:20:32,174 --> 00:20:33,941
of my being. I'd be taking

439
00:20:33,975 --> 00:20:35,309
the biggest risk of my life.

440
00:20:35,343 --> 00:20:37,711
- So you're in?
- 100 percent.

441
00:20:37,746 --> 00:20:39,764
Yeah!

442
00:20:41,016 --> 00:20:44,318
Oh, my God! I'm so excited!

443
00:20:44,352 --> 00:20:46,153
- Me and you.
- You and me.

444
00:20:46,188 --> 00:20:48,189
- We're the perfect team.
- Perfect team.

445
00:20:48,223 --> 00:20:51,067
- Will and Grace.
- Uh...

446
00:20:53,528 --> 00:20:55,279
It sounds weird.

447
00:20:56,264 --> 00:21:00,701
Grace and Will.
Now that sounds like a thing.

448
00:21:05,140 --> 00:21:07,140
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