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Hi there. Are you waiting for someone?

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Ah, nope. It's just me.

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Although, in a way,
I'm not really alone.

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One might say I'm on a date
with Ms. Toni Morrison.

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Okay.

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Would you like
something to drink?

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Uh, Ms. Morrison?

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Uh, I'll have a sparkling water.

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Julia?

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Oh. Hey!
Look who's here, too.

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Uh, yes. I, uh, I missed this place.

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I had a craving for their
porterhouse and fries,

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but I'll end up having
the tilapia and broccoli

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because I also have
a craving to not die.

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Funny. Well, good seeing you.

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Someone's in a rush.

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Are you on a date?

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It's fine.

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Coincidentally, I am also on a...

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a night out on my own.

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No, I'm not on a date.

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I'm-I'm having dinner
with Jim and Maureen

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for Jim's birthday.

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Jim's birthday.

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And he's having a party.

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Huh. Well, I can see I'm good enough

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to pick up his mail while
he's in Cabo for a week

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but not good enough for an invite.

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Wow, Jim!

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Drew, listen,

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it's not gonna be a big thing.

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They rented out the back room,
but I doubt they're gonna fill it.

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It's fine. They were really
more your friends.

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Although the Hudsons weren't.

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I'm sorry, Drew.

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Look, I didn't know if they
were gonna invite you, and...

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I just think that sometimes,
after a divorce,

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people don't want to
make things awkward.

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Yes, thank goodness neither one
of us feels awkward right now.

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Well, go on. Have a good time.
Don't worry about me.

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Parties are fun,

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but a book is a world of imagination.

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Yes. That's exactly what you said to me

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on my "surprise" 30th

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when you gave me a copy
of The Color Purple.

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It's a good read, Julia.

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Well, I'll see you later, Drew.

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Ready to order,
or do you need some more time?

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Yeah. I, uh...

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I'll have the tilapia and broccoli.

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And bring it to me at the bus bench
across the street.

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? The more you give ?

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? The more you live ?

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? Your happiness is relative ?

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? But if you're feeling like crap ?

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? It's time to face the fact ?

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? It's your prerogative ?

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? Your prerogative ?

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? To be positive ?

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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com

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- Hey.
- Oh, good, you're here.

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Can you hand me that feeler gauge?

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It's that one.

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Okay, sure.

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You know, I, uh, used to

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help my dad out with
some of his projects.

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Aw, I'm like your dad.

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Only if you scream at me and
I run into the house upset.

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Then you call out to my mom,
"Here we go,

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Nancy Drew's crying again."

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I thought you were going out to dinner.

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Yeah, I was.

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And then I bumped into Julia.

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She was out with some of our old friends

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having a birthday party.

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- You okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine.

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I could've done without
the valet bringing my car

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just as the party bus rolled up.

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Party buses are lame.

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They're crowded, the booze is cheap,

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and you think the windows are tinted,

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but then you really just showed
your boobs to all of Brooklyn.

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Yeah, wouldn't know.

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It's fine. I mean, Julia was the one

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who maintained all the friendships.

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She went to all the barbecues,

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hosted all the dinner parties,

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pretended everyone's baby was cute.

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It makes sense that they choose her.

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Well, maybe this is a good thing.

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Maybe this is the universe telling you

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that it's time to go out there
and make some new friends.

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Yeah, no, I've never really
been good at making friends.

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Or as my dad would say,

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"That's because you don't
play sports, Nancy."

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Now that you're all hooked up,

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I just want to get this out of the way.

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Damon and I are...

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no more.

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I didn't know you were dating anyone.

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It was just a coffee,

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but we did sleep together,
so I had high hopes.

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In related news,

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Gideon depression-baked
last night, so...

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Enjoy the snickerdoodles.

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I wonder what the origin
of that cookie name is.

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Very Dr. Seuss, isn't it?

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"Gideon delighted the Whoville caboodle

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by gifting each Sneetch
there a fresh snickerdoodle."

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Oh, the places I wish you would go.

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- Hey, guys.
- Hey, Gina.

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Oh, hey, jacket. Snickerdoodle?

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And, yes, the broken heart
shape is intentional.

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Gina. To what do we owe the pleasure?

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My bike broke down
in the retirement home parking lot,

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so I Ubered over here
to get a ride home.

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- Why not just Uber home?
- 'Cause then

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I couldn't tell everyone that
Drew and I are having a party!

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It is Saturday night,
and you are all invited.

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- Wait, what?
- Drew has been telling me

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how much he would love to see
you all when you are not here

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getting rid of your poison blood.

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Well, Gina, I'm sure everyone
here has plans Saturday night.

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I'm in.

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Me, too.

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I have no one else to
see on Saturday night.

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Thank you, Damon.

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See? Everybody loves a party.

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Not everyone.

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I'll see if I can swing by.

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Seahawks have a fan event
in New York on Saturday.

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People love photo ops with the ring.

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Okay, could you have one conversation

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without mentioning the ring?
You're like Gollum.

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And I hate
that I've sat by you

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long enough to know who that is.

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You're gonna come, right?

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Well, I've been looking

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for a reason to get out of
my sister's baby shower,

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so, yeah, I will be there.

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Unless I find a reason
to get out of this.

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I will not find a reason.

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As a matter of fact, I'll be early.

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Great!

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We are gonna have so
much fun on Saturday.

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Well, actually, um,
I have a date on Saturday.

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With who? And do not say Toni Morrison.

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I will see you all Saturday.

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How could you do that?

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Oh, come on, it'll be fun.

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Jerry has RSVP'd six times.

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Seven.

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I barely know them, Gina.

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The most we have in
common is renal failure.

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You know what I call that? A start.

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This is how you turn your renal failure

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into renal success.

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If I didn't need your kidney,
I would push you out of the car.

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It's just one night.

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Do you really want to sit at
restaurants alone forever?

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7:00 to 9:00. Two drinks
maximum. No music.

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I'll have to take
a nap during the day.

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And if you even mention the word

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"charahds," I'm gone.

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I hope you play it
better than you say it.

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Just look at this as a way
to get to know them better.

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Jerry wants to know if your place

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is a shoes on or shoes off house.

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Shoes off.

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Shoes off. Tell him shoes off.

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Did you hear on the news

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about that, uh, panda being born?

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No, wh-what happened?

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The-the panda...

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got born.

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- 12 pounds.
- Is that a lot?

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I don't know.

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But I wouldn't want it
coming out of me.

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And...

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what's going on with you?

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My sister sent me
pictures from her party,

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and I obviously chose the wrong one.

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Oh, well, I wouldn't be so sure.

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Later on, we might play
a little game called "charahds."

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Okay. Uh, three words.

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Rhymes with "kill me now."

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Yeah, I'll refill the hummus.

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Oh, while you're in there,

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could you grab me another
vodka and a "lemonahd"?

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Charades. I did not know

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- what the hell he was talking about.
- Yeah.

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Hey. How's it going?

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I should've pushed you out of the car.

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You know, at Hartford Dialysis,

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they actually have chairs that recline.

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I think that's an urban legend.

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Gideon, why can't we
get chairs like that?

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Eli, I am off the clock.

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Can you not see Gideon is turtlenecked?

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This party is just like dialysis,

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except it's not covered by my insurance.

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This is the only way they know
how to relate to each other.

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We just have to pull
them out of their shells.

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I think I can save your party.

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Do you by chance have some ecstasy?

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Okay, plan B.

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I've never had homemade beer.

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This is really good.

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Oh, the FDA won't legally
let me call it beer,

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but thank you.

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This is a really nice place, Drew.

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Thanks. Yeah, I love this house.

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Just checked it out on Zillow.

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It's not worth anything
near what you paid for it.

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Good to know.

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- Okay, okay. Uh...
- Come on, come on!

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"Watermelon Sugar."

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- Harry Styles.
- Yes!

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Uh, um, "Single Ladies."

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- Beyoncé.
- Yes!

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- Time.
- Yes!

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Six for six.

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I love me a sassy white girl!

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Samantha, we're up.

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Okay, now, don't blow this like
you did with charades.

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The next time you get
Edward Scissorhands,

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don't spend the first five minutes

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trying to make me guess Edward.

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Go.

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Current James Bond.

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Daniel Craig.

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Super Bowl ring.

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Eli Russell?

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Who stuck that in there?

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You did. I saw you write it.

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Snitches get stitches, Jerry.

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? Right from the start,
I gave you my heart ?

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? Oh ?

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? I gave you my heart ?

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Okay, Drew. Bring it home.

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- I don't bring it home.
- Oh, come on, do it.

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- Go on. Yeah.
- Yeah, do it!

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? Don't go breaking my heart ?

244
00:10:05,689 --> 00:10:08,275
? I won't go breaking your heart ?

245
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? Don't go breaking my heart ?

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Stop singing.

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- You're breaking my heart.
- Oh.

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? Whoo-hoo ?

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? Whoo-ooh ?

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? Nobody knows it ?

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? Nobody knows ?

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? When I was down ?

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? I was your clown ?

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? Whoa, oh ?

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? I gave you my heart ?

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- Oh.
- Yeah!

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Um, I was good, too. I brought it home.

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Yes, you did.

259
00:10:42,975 --> 00:10:45,144
I'm so sorry, guys.
I-I got to take this.

260
00:10:45,472 --> 00:10:47,849
And, uh, anyone for refreshments?

261
00:10:47,874 --> 00:10:50,561
I know you need to wet your whistle
just in case there's an encore.

262
00:10:50,587 --> 00:10:51,952
Oh, they're getting an encore,

263
00:10:51,978 --> 00:10:54,857
and next time,
Gideon's going solo.

264
00:10:56,963 --> 00:10:58,763
You really turned this thing around.

265
00:10:58,788 --> 00:11:00,600
- Yeah, I've got to go in to work.
- What?

266
00:11:00,625 --> 00:11:03,380
No, Gina, if you leave,
this party is over.

267
00:11:03,405 --> 00:11:06,013
Melinda went home sick,
so somebody's got to cover for her.

268
00:11:06,038 --> 00:11:08,045
What's the worst that could happen,
someone dies?

269
00:11:08,070 --> 00:11:09,123
They're all, like, 90.

270
00:11:09,148 --> 00:11:11,479
Let someone else have a chance
to be the greatest generation.

271
00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:13,513
Oh, it's awful when someone dies.

272
00:11:13,538 --> 00:11:15,130
It's so sad.

273
00:11:15,155 --> 00:11:17,574
And there's so much paperwork.

274
00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:19,365
You'll be fine.

275
00:11:19,390 --> 00:11:21,255
Everybody's having a great time.

276
00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:22,787
That's because of you.

277
00:11:22,812 --> 00:11:24,045
You're the people person.

278
00:11:24,070 --> 00:11:26,677
You started a book club
with that lady at the DMV.

279
00:11:26,702 --> 00:11:28,615
That lady has a name... It's Rhonda...

280
00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:30,267
And she loves Harry Potter.

281
00:11:30,292 --> 00:11:32,543
See? I'm not like you.

282
00:11:32,568 --> 00:11:36,261
Well, you could be if you
put a little effort into it.

283
00:11:36,287 --> 00:11:39,657
Come on.Maybe that's why you lost
all your friends after the divorce.

284
00:11:39,683 --> 00:11:41,009
No, those were marriage friends.

285
00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:42,264
I'm not married anymore.

286
00:11:42,290 --> 00:11:43,542
That's ridiculous.

287
00:11:43,580 --> 00:11:45,488
So, so when dialysis ends,

288
00:11:45,513 --> 00:11:47,738
you're not gonna see
these people anymore?

289
00:11:47,763 --> 00:11:50,472
Look, it's like the last day
at summer camp.

290
00:11:50,497 --> 00:11:52,331
You say you're gonna stay in touch,
but you won't.

291
00:11:52,356 --> 00:11:55,065
You're just vulnerable from the
"Goodbye Campers" video montage.

292
00:11:55,394 --> 00:11:57,472
Camp, college, your first job...

293
00:11:57,497 --> 00:12:00,445
It's all the same... everybody
just moves on and drifts away.

294
00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:02,027
That's on you, Drew.

295
00:12:02,557 --> 00:12:04,658
And... what about us?

296
00:12:04,683 --> 00:12:06,810
After the transplant,
are you just gonna move on

297
00:12:06,836 --> 00:12:08,308
and drift away?

298
00:12:08,333 --> 00:12:10,831
No, but... you know how it is.

299
00:12:11,642 --> 00:12:13,060
Got it.

300
00:12:14,170 --> 00:12:15,576
Gina...

301
00:12:19,149 --> 00:12:22,386
So, Drew's bedroom is upstairs.

302
00:12:22,411 --> 00:12:24,769
Gina's bedroom is downstairs.

303
00:12:24,795 --> 00:12:26,394
Do you think they ever...?

304
00:12:26,419 --> 00:12:28,148
- Absolutely.
- Oh, no way.

305
00:12:28,173 --> 00:12:29,456
Look at the stats.

306
00:12:29,481 --> 00:12:31,433
He's single. She's an attractive woman.

307
00:12:31,458 --> 00:12:32,602
Now, see, you got
to be careful with that.

308
00:12:32,627 --> 00:12:34,979
You sleep with your donor
and it goes south, you die.

309
00:12:36,239 --> 00:12:38,222
Means somebody else can
get that rebound kidney.

310
00:12:38,247 --> 00:12:39,309
Okay?

311
00:12:39,334 --> 00:12:41,086
Hey, I will fight you for it,

312
00:12:41,111 --> 00:12:42,404
and I'm a scratcher.

313
00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:43,738
Bet you are.

314
00:12:47,410 --> 00:12:48,604
Yeah, goofin'.

315
00:12:48,630 --> 00:12:49,800
Yeah, jokes.

316
00:12:49,826 --> 00:12:51,636
Oh, man. Ah.

317
00:12:51,661 --> 00:12:53,550
That is some, uh, red pepper hummus.

318
00:12:53,575 --> 00:12:56,042
So watch out... muy caliente.

319
00:12:57,278 --> 00:12:58,527
Where's Gina?

320
00:12:58,869 --> 00:13:00,777
Oh, uh, she had to take off.

321
00:13:02,041 --> 00:13:03,076
But, um...

322
00:13:05,066 --> 00:13:08,552
You know what? I should probably
swing by my sister's baby shower.

323
00:13:08,578 --> 00:13:10,663
I-I am hosting it, after all.

324
00:13:11,973 --> 00:13:14,185
Thanks for the night. It was fun.

325
00:13:14,542 --> 00:13:16,334
Well, hang on, hang on.

326
00:13:16,359 --> 00:13:19,061
You guys don't have to leave
just because Gina's not here.

327
00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:21,248
We can just hang out, you know? Talk.

328
00:13:21,273 --> 00:13:23,030
Uh, for example, I don't know

329
00:13:23,055 --> 00:13:25,808
what brought you guys to
dialysis in the first place.

330
00:13:25,833 --> 00:13:27,412
- Diabetes.
- Football injuries.

331
00:13:27,437 --> 00:13:29,124
- Kidney stones.
- And I work there.

332
00:13:29,149 --> 00:13:31,905
- Thanks for having us, Drew.
- No, no, no, no, no, no.

333
00:13:31,930 --> 00:13:33,600
Come on, don't leave.

334
00:13:34,118 --> 00:13:35,501
Uh, we're having fun.

335
00:13:35,727 --> 00:13:37,514
Conversation. You know?

336
00:13:37,539 --> 00:13:39,792
Group selfies, revelry, mirth.

337
00:13:40,035 --> 00:13:41,569
Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit.

338
00:13:41,594 --> 00:13:43,538
Is he trapping us at his own party?

339
00:13:43,563 --> 00:13:45,460
You know there's a back door, right?

340
00:13:45,485 --> 00:13:46,882
We saw it on the tour.

341
00:13:47,730 --> 00:13:48,731
Yes.

342
00:13:49,270 --> 00:13:51,795
I don't know what came over me.
I'm sorry.

343
00:13:51,820 --> 00:13:53,780
Of course, if you want to go, go.

344
00:13:53,805 --> 00:13:55,769
Thank you very much for coming over.

345
00:13:56,268 --> 00:13:57,595
You know..

346
00:13:58,061 --> 00:13:59,454
I'd like to stay.

347
00:14:00,486 --> 00:14:02,835
I-I... I like hanging with you guys.

348
00:14:02,860 --> 00:14:05,142
I actually look forward to dialysis.

349
00:14:05,610 --> 00:14:08,239
- That's just the garage beer talking.
- No, no, it's not.

350
00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:09,858
I don't have a million friends,
like you,

351
00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:11,421
with your high-powered career,

352
00:14:11,446 --> 00:14:13,796
or you with your big-time NFL parties.

353
00:14:13,952 --> 00:14:16,304
Actually, that thing was kind of a bust.

354
00:14:16,329 --> 00:14:17,390
What happened?

355
00:14:17,415 --> 00:14:18,436
I don't know.

356
00:14:18,663 --> 00:14:22,335
When I got there, everybody acted like
they were happy to see me, but...

357
00:14:22,944 --> 00:14:24,366
it wasn't the same.

358
00:14:24,391 --> 00:14:25,767
It was like...

359
00:14:26,132 --> 00:14:27,843
they were scared to look at me.

360
00:14:28,150 --> 00:14:29,193
Why?

361
00:14:29,218 --> 00:14:32,221
'Cause they know they're one
injury away from being me.

362
00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:35,108
A guy whose career is suddenly over.

363
00:14:37,092 --> 00:14:39,106
If I'm not a football player,

364
00:14:39,614 --> 00:14:40,672
who am I?

365
00:14:42,762 --> 00:14:43,905
Come on.

366
00:14:44,404 --> 00:14:46,489
You are Eli Russell,

367
00:14:46,595 --> 00:14:48,273
a funny, endearing,

368
00:14:48,298 --> 00:14:49,749
compassionate, intelligent man

369
00:14:49,775 --> 00:14:51,861
who's got his whole life ahead of him.

370
00:14:52,144 --> 00:14:54,063
Plus, you won the frickin' Super Bowl.

371
00:14:55,531 --> 00:14:56,949
That's true.

372
00:14:57,250 --> 00:14:59,242
Have you seen my ring?

373
00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:02,184
I get it, though.

374
00:15:02,209 --> 00:15:04,258
I haven't told anybody about dialysis.

375
00:15:04,283 --> 00:15:05,992
You guys are the only ones that know.

376
00:15:06,017 --> 00:15:07,344
Not even your family?

377
00:15:07,369 --> 00:15:09,305
I mean, why do you really
think I didn't want to go

378
00:15:09,330 --> 00:15:11,008
to my sister's baby shower?

379
00:15:11,033 --> 00:15:13,148
It's 'cause all I'm gonna get is, "Oh,

380
00:15:13,251 --> 00:15:16,093
next it'll be your turn
to have kids," and...

381
00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:19,852
if I don't get a donor,
I'm-I'm not gonna have a turn.

382
00:15:21,478 --> 00:15:22,501
Yeah.

383
00:15:22,719 --> 00:15:24,751
It's hard when you
don't have family to lean on.

384
00:15:25,066 --> 00:15:27,000
I tried to come out to my dad.

385
00:15:27,025 --> 00:15:29,821
Three words in, he stopped me,

386
00:15:30,102 --> 00:15:31,948
told me to pray on it,

387
00:15:31,973 --> 00:15:34,078
and we never talked about it again.

388
00:15:36,245 --> 00:15:38,623
Geez, read the room, Gideon.

389
00:15:41,797 --> 00:15:45,109
Gina, honey, it's dead.

390
00:15:45,134 --> 00:15:46,427
Just watch.

391
00:15:50,797 --> 00:15:52,789
I had a roommate with a cough like that.

392
00:15:52,814 --> 00:15:55,672
Two days later,
I was selling her CPAP on eBay.

393
00:15:56,664 --> 00:16:00,188
Unlike, Drew,
I don't give up on old friends.

394
00:16:00,213 --> 00:16:03,250
So he doesn't want to be your
friend after the transplant.

395
00:16:03,275 --> 00:16:06,063
If you want a new friend,
just have a kid.

396
00:16:06,088 --> 00:16:08,000
That's what my parents did.

397
00:16:09,476 --> 00:16:10,727
Sweetheart,

398
00:16:10,752 --> 00:16:12,273
Drew is a grown man.

399
00:16:12,298 --> 00:16:13,859
Why are you forcing a friendship

400
00:16:13,884 --> 00:16:15,636
if that's not who he is.

401
00:16:15,661 --> 00:16:17,246
What's so hard about making an effort

402
00:16:17,271 --> 00:16:19,190
to stay friends with
people so when you're old,

403
00:16:19,215 --> 00:16:21,476
you can walk around the pond
together and feed the ducks

404
00:16:21,501 --> 00:16:23,312
while you're tripping on acid?

405
00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:26,754
That was a fun day.

406
00:16:28,263 --> 00:16:29,654
Was I there?

407
00:16:29,679 --> 00:16:32,403
- Yeah.
- Yeah, that was a fun day.

408
00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:35,219
Okay. Come on. Come on.

409
00:16:35,567 --> 00:16:37,335
You have a lot of friends.

410
00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:39,779
Why is Drew so important to you?

411
00:16:40,017 --> 00:16:42,536
You know how good food
makes you feel better?

412
00:16:42,561 --> 00:16:44,104
It's the same with people.

413
00:16:44,129 --> 00:16:46,465
And I've got plenty
of junk food friends.

414
00:16:46,541 --> 00:16:48,729
But Drew is my first vegetable friend.

415
00:16:48,754 --> 00:16:51,729
He's good for me, like broccoli.

416
00:16:51,754 --> 00:16:54,779
Yes, he would be better
slathered in cheesy sauce,

417
00:16:54,804 --> 00:16:56,373
but he's very particular.

418
00:16:56,398 --> 00:16:58,756
He doesn't even like to
put product in his hair.

419
00:16:58,781 --> 00:17:00,787
Where you going with this?

420
00:17:01,533 --> 00:17:03,785
I've never had a friend
like Drew, and I...

421
00:17:03,810 --> 00:17:05,636
I just don't want to lose him.

422
00:17:09,950 --> 00:17:11,330
Oh! I give up!

423
00:17:12,239 --> 00:17:15,820
Honey, I've had friendships
with people for six months

424
00:17:15,846 --> 00:17:17,526
that were way more meaningful

425
00:17:17,551 --> 00:17:20,097
than some that lasted for 40 years.

426
00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:23,940
The important thing is to enjoy it
for however long it lasts.

427
00:17:26,442 --> 00:17:27,877
You're right.

428
00:17:28,370 --> 00:17:30,885
Are you sure I was there?

429
00:17:31,057 --> 00:17:33,310
I'm not even sure you're here.

430
00:17:36,384 --> 00:17:37,509
Thanks again, Drew.

431
00:17:37,878 --> 00:17:39,815
- Sure. We're hugging now?
- Yep.

432
00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:40,902
Okay.

433
00:17:40,927 --> 00:17:42,010
No, we're not.

434
00:17:44,633 --> 00:17:45,830
Oh, Jerry.

435
00:17:48,209 --> 00:17:50,096
- Bye, Drew.
- Yeah. Drive safely.

436
00:17:50,121 --> 00:17:51,994
- See you, Drew.
- Thank you.

437
00:17:52,456 --> 00:17:54,118
They just left?

438
00:17:54,550 --> 00:17:57,135
I thought they weren't
allowed to stay past 9:00.

439
00:17:57,401 --> 00:17:59,807
Yeah, but, uh, we got to talking,

440
00:17:59,832 --> 00:18:01,143
one thing led to another,

441
00:18:01,168 --> 00:18:03,587
and turns out I'm a guy
who can make friends.

442
00:18:03,906 --> 00:18:06,557
Well, doesn't matter if you keep them,

443
00:18:06,582 --> 00:18:09,751
as long as you make the most
of them while you have them.

444
00:18:11,229 --> 00:18:12,476
Well, um...

445
00:18:12,957 --> 00:18:14,697
- look, about earlier...
- Oh, hey.

446
00:18:14,722 --> 00:18:16,140
We're good.

447
00:18:16,476 --> 00:18:18,311
I'm just glad you had fun.

448
00:18:18,858 --> 00:18:20,276
I'll help you clean up.

449
00:18:20,734 --> 00:18:22,369
Yeah. Thank you.

450
00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:24,471
How was work?

451
00:18:24,496 --> 00:18:25,932
Oh, it was fine.

452
00:18:25,957 --> 00:18:28,729
Except my bike is completely dead now.

453
00:18:28,755 --> 00:18:31,322
- Really? I'm sorry.
- It's okay.

454
00:18:31,347 --> 00:18:32,643
It was time.

455
00:18:32,668 --> 00:18:35,580
Hopefully, her parts will
help another bike live.

456
00:18:35,605 --> 00:18:37,447
Mm, just like her mother.

457
00:18:37,472 --> 00:18:38,697
I am not her mother.

458
00:18:38,722 --> 00:18:40,807
Why do you make everything so weird?

459
00:18:41,417 --> 00:18:42,543
We were more like

460
00:18:42,568 --> 00:18:45,228
a cool lesbian couple
who lived in a yurt

461
00:18:45,253 --> 00:18:47,506
who were also beekeepers
who collected coins

462
00:18:47,531 --> 00:18:49,759
that were touched by ghosts.

463
00:18:53,251 --> 00:18:55,088
Sorry I made it weird.

464
00:19:04,701 --> 00:19:07,538
- Why are you up so early?
- Oh, since my bike broke down,

465
00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:09,500
these will have to be my new wheels.

466
00:19:09,525 --> 00:19:12,017
You're gonna roller-skate to work?
It's the middle of winter.

467
00:19:12,042 --> 00:19:14,595
Well, it should be good for my buns.

468
00:19:16,236 --> 00:19:17,759
Why don't you just take the car?

469
00:19:17,784 --> 00:19:19,064
Well, don't you need it?

470
00:19:19,089 --> 00:19:20,799
I'm not talking about my car.

471
00:19:23,584 --> 00:19:25,564
I don't understand.

472
00:19:25,589 --> 00:19:27,798
- What is this?
- It's your car.

473
00:19:28,254 --> 00:19:29,206
What?

474
00:19:29,488 --> 00:19:31,687
You bought me a car?

475
00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:33,805
No. No, it's not a gift.

476
00:19:33,830 --> 00:19:35,165
It's a loan.

477
00:19:35,190 --> 00:19:37,066
You're gonna have to pay me
ten dollars a month

478
00:19:37,092 --> 00:19:39,040
for the next 50 years.

479
00:19:39,065 --> 00:19:40,290
And because I don't trust you,

480
00:19:40,315 --> 00:19:42,172
you're gonna have to make
these payments in person.

481
00:19:42,197 --> 00:19:43,430
Okay.

482
00:19:43,455 --> 00:19:46,619
So, long after this transplant's over,

483
00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:49,852
you and I are gonna meet
once a month for dinner.

484
00:19:49,877 --> 00:19:50,922
Drew.

485
00:19:50,947 --> 00:19:53,399
And we may even have
to see a movie afterwards.

486
00:19:53,618 --> 00:19:56,360
So I get to pay back
the car in friendship?

487
00:19:56,385 --> 00:19:58,321
No, I still want money.

488
00:19:58,345 --> 00:20:01,416
And I'm gonna have
to have you sign this loan agreement.

489
00:20:01,441 --> 00:20:03,693
I ran your credit score...
It's, like, a six.

490
00:20:04,773 --> 00:20:06,290
It's improved.

491
00:20:07,633 --> 00:20:08,669
By the way,

492
00:20:08,695 --> 00:20:10,696
I'm a little short on cash this month,

493
00:20:10,721 --> 00:20:13,310
but next month,
I'm in some class action lawsuits

494
00:20:13,336 --> 00:20:15,648
that are gonna pay off really big.

495
00:20:17,046 --> 00:20:23,226
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