1 00:00:05,945 --> 00:00:08,015 Previously on "Resident Alien"... 2 00:00:08,040 --> 00:00:10,140 Where did you say you actually saw the alien, again? 3 00:00:10,165 --> 00:00:12,326 You can read about that in the book I'm writing. 4 00:00:14,468 --> 00:00:16,936 You killed him? Those aren't our orders! 5 00:00:16,961 --> 00:00:19,268 Looks like you and I have different orders. 6 00:00:19,293 --> 00:00:22,535 Hi. My son ran out of your office a few days ago. 7 00:00:22,560 --> 00:00:23,933 He told me you're an alien. 8 00:00:23,958 --> 00:00:26,468 He even convinced the deputy to draw this. 9 00:00:28,476 --> 00:00:30,042 You want to make fun of me, too? 10 00:00:30,067 --> 00:00:32,667 No. Because I believe you. 11 00:00:33,262 --> 00:00:34,741 - Hey, hey. - Hi! 12 00:00:34,766 --> 00:00:35,999 You guys want some? 13 00:00:36,024 --> 00:00:37,199 Those are Sam's. 14 00:00:37,224 --> 00:00:39,238 This prescription was written after he died. 15 00:00:39,263 --> 00:00:40,792 Jay? 16 00:00:40,960 --> 00:00:43,230 When I was 16, I got pregnant. 17 00:00:43,255 --> 00:00:45,113 I gave the baby up for adoption. 18 00:00:47,442 --> 00:00:48,748 There's another dead body. 19 00:00:48,773 --> 00:00:51,136 That foot belongs to the guy I killed. 20 00:00:51,161 --> 00:00:52,684 Why are you on my beach? 21 00:00:52,709 --> 00:00:54,383 Rest of that body's got to be out there somewhere. 22 00:00:54,407 --> 00:00:56,149 We're searching this entire lake. 23 00:01:23,615 --> 00:01:25,159 Hey! 24 00:01:25,184 --> 00:01:26,534 Hey! 25 00:01:40,184 --> 00:01:42,035 Got a package, Harry. 26 00:01:46,614 --> 00:01:47,731 Huh? 27 00:01:57,005 --> 00:01:58,589 No... 28 00:02:17,372 --> 00:02:18,463 Ah. 29 00:02:25,875 --> 00:02:28,541 Evidently I dream now. 30 00:02:28,972 --> 00:02:30,338 Ah. 31 00:02:38,378 --> 00:02:41,559 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 32 00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:44,170 All right, up and down here. 33 00:02:48,031 --> 00:02:49,848 This disruption is infuriating 34 00:02:49,873 --> 00:02:51,676 and very disrespectful. 35 00:02:51,701 --> 00:02:53,180 How am I supposed to sleep 36 00:02:53,205 --> 00:02:55,076 or bury the dead guy in my freezer 37 00:02:55,101 --> 00:02:56,624 with all these people out here? 38 00:02:56,649 --> 00:02:57,881 All right, let's pick up the pace. 39 00:02:57,905 --> 00:03:00,449 We got to get this stuff out of here before the snow hits. 40 00:03:00,474 --> 00:03:04,478 This body needs ten hours of sleep to function, 41 00:03:04,503 --> 00:03:06,918 and your domesticated wolf woke it up 42 00:03:06,943 --> 00:03:08,387 before even six hours. 43 00:03:08,412 --> 00:03:09,825 Well, it must suck to get so much sleep 44 00:03:09,849 --> 00:03:11,613 and still look like shit. 45 00:03:11,940 --> 00:03:13,461 Sorry, Dr. V. 46 00:03:13,486 --> 00:03:15,183 We moved our search to the shore. 47 00:03:15,208 --> 00:03:17,602 We strongly believe the body washed up on the beach. 48 00:03:17,627 --> 00:03:19,246 How do you know that? 49 00:03:19,512 --> 00:03:21,832 Because I can feel it... 50 00:03:21,857 --> 00:03:23,293 in my balls. 51 00:03:23,318 --> 00:03:25,793 Well, and I checked the currents. 52 00:03:25,818 --> 00:03:28,737 So the currents and the sheriff's balls. 53 00:03:28,762 --> 00:03:30,223 Currents aren't always accurate, 54 00:03:30,248 --> 00:03:32,051 and you shouldn't trust your balls. 55 00:03:32,076 --> 00:03:33,699 They're nuts. 56 00:03:37,210 --> 00:03:39,488 Ha ha, ha! 57 00:03:39,513 --> 00:03:41,489 I made a joke! Ha ha ha! 58 00:03:41,514 --> 00:03:43,223 I made a joke! 59 00:03:47,607 --> 00:03:49,285 What shit is that? 60 00:03:56,063 --> 00:03:57,891 What a lonely species. 61 00:03:57,916 --> 00:04:00,708 Not only did humans invent dogs for companionship, 62 00:04:00,733 --> 00:04:02,431 they insist on gathering together 63 00:04:02,456 --> 00:04:04,163 in groups to eat food. 64 00:04:04,188 --> 00:04:08,684 All I need is an empty room, a spoon, and a pie. 65 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:10,106 Good news. 66 00:04:10,131 --> 00:04:12,208 We are getting closer to finding a new town doctor. 67 00:04:12,233 --> 00:04:13,529 I mean, nothing for sure yet. I just... 68 00:04:13,553 --> 00:04:15,555 I didn't want you to think that I forgot. 69 00:04:17,520 --> 00:04:19,962 - You're still sitting with me. - Yep. 70 00:04:19,987 --> 00:04:23,730 So I also wanted to ask you what you are doing tonight. 71 00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:25,388 I was thinking of chopping up 72 00:04:25,413 --> 00:04:27,067 the body in my freezer. 73 00:04:27,092 --> 00:04:28,361 Spring cleaning. 74 00:04:28,386 --> 00:04:29,953 Ah, well, Kate and I 75 00:04:29,978 --> 00:04:31,627 would really like to have you over for dinner. 76 00:04:31,651 --> 00:04:33,304 I have food at my house. 77 00:04:33,497 --> 00:04:35,132 Look, um... 78 00:04:35,157 --> 00:04:37,420 we all know that Max has been having a hard time 79 00:04:37,445 --> 00:04:39,644 with the whole "you're an alien" thing. 80 00:04:39,669 --> 00:04:40,766 Oh. Bless you. 81 00:04:40,790 --> 00:04:43,246 Um, we just thought that maybe if he could see you 82 00:04:43,271 --> 00:04:44,815 in a more comfortable setting like our home, 83 00:04:44,839 --> 00:04:46,536 he might not freak out anymore. 84 00:04:47,356 --> 00:04:49,156 So... 85 00:04:49,840 --> 00:04:52,084 we're having you over for dinner, and I'm not taking "no" for an answer. 86 00:04:52,108 --> 00:04:53,474 - What do you say? - No. 87 00:04:53,499 --> 00:04:55,716 Na-na-na-na-na! And, uh, I heard nothing. 88 00:04:55,741 --> 00:04:57,917 And I will take your silence as a "yes." 89 00:04:57,942 --> 00:04:59,175 And see you at 6:00. 90 00:05:04,902 --> 00:05:07,394 Whoa. Little early, don't you think? 91 00:05:07,419 --> 00:05:08,613 Honestly, come on. 92 00:05:08,638 --> 00:05:10,030 But I'm down if you're down. 93 00:05:10,055 --> 00:05:11,709 These are the pills from the party. 94 00:05:11,734 --> 00:05:13,214 They were dated after Sam died. 95 00:05:13,239 --> 00:05:15,067 That means someone who was there last night 96 00:05:15,092 --> 00:05:17,129 was connected to Sam's stolen prescription pad. 97 00:05:17,154 --> 00:05:19,979 Hmm. Jay. Obviously. 98 00:05:20,004 --> 00:05:21,980 No. She wouldn't do that. 99 00:05:22,005 --> 00:05:24,617 I'm just saying, she's 16, so she's... 100 00:05:24,679 --> 00:05:26,028 at least part idiot. 101 00:05:26,053 --> 00:05:28,446 I mean, we did tons of crazy shit when we were 16. 102 00:05:28,471 --> 00:05:30,683 - Mm-hmm. - Mostly you. 103 00:05:31,036 --> 00:05:32,363 - Me? - Eh... 104 00:05:32,388 --> 00:05:34,782 Oh, I'm pretty sure that you're the one 105 00:05:34,807 --> 00:05:36,952 that stole Greg Smith's tractor. 106 00:05:36,977 --> 00:05:38,805 You kidnapped Len Peazy's fish 107 00:05:38,830 --> 00:05:40,235 and sent a ransom note. 108 00:05:40,260 --> 00:05:43,152 How about "ceiling fan Olympics"? 109 00:05:43,177 --> 00:05:44,691 - Oh! - Drunk ice diving. 110 00:05:44,716 --> 00:05:46,414 Sharpie tear drop tattoo. 111 00:05:46,439 --> 00:05:47,738 Jimmy. 112 00:05:48,183 --> 00:05:49,660 You win. 113 00:05:50,302 --> 00:05:52,043 The mayor asked me to come 114 00:05:52,068 --> 00:05:54,186 to his house tonight for dinner. 115 00:05:54,211 --> 00:05:56,387 I need you to go so you can talk to them 116 00:05:56,412 --> 00:05:57,980 and I can sit alone. 117 00:05:58,878 --> 00:06:02,151 That's a little weird, and I'm busy. 118 00:06:02,176 --> 00:06:03,873 I have to help my dad make a cake 119 00:06:03,898 --> 00:06:06,168 - for my niece's birthday. - Mm. 120 00:06:08,607 --> 00:06:11,097 Maybe D'arcy would like to go. 121 00:06:11,496 --> 00:06:14,076 I mean, I cou... 122 00:06:14,101 --> 00:06:16,426 I can't. I-I'm just... I'm not free 123 00:06:16,451 --> 00:06:19,389 except for from 5:00 to midnight, so when is it? 124 00:06:19,414 --> 00:06:20,991 - 6:00 p.m. - Oh. 125 00:06:21,016 --> 00:06:22,567 Well, there you go. It's right in there. 126 00:06:22,591 --> 00:06:24,903 Yeah, so you're lucky I'm free. 127 00:06:25,648 --> 00:06:26,873 I wasn't going to pay you. 128 00:06:26,898 --> 00:06:29,084 That would make you a prostitute. 129 00:06:32,284 --> 00:06:33,990 Yeah, I like him. 130 00:06:41,642 --> 00:06:43,302 - Morning. - Hey. 131 00:06:47,538 --> 00:06:49,061 I thought you could use the help. 132 00:06:49,086 --> 00:06:50,935 Mm. Thank you. 133 00:06:51,389 --> 00:06:53,115 - Sorry about last night. - Mm-mm. 134 00:06:53,140 --> 00:06:54,489 I don't know what got into me. 135 00:06:54,514 --> 00:06:56,396 Nope. No need to explain. 136 00:06:56,421 --> 00:06:57,860 I don't think there's a house in Patience 137 00:06:57,884 --> 00:06:59,420 I haven't partied at. 138 00:06:59,445 --> 00:07:00,445 Really? 139 00:07:01,966 --> 00:07:04,967 You know, me and D'arcy used to do a lot of dumb shit. 140 00:07:05,515 --> 00:07:07,081 Is it true... 141 00:07:07,106 --> 00:07:09,106 she got a speeding ticket on a stolen tractor? 142 00:07:10,435 --> 00:07:12,099 Yeah. 143 00:07:12,124 --> 00:07:16,443 Also, I stole beer for a guy from a gas station I worked at. 144 00:07:17,117 --> 00:07:18,927 You ever do anything like that? 145 00:07:19,775 --> 00:07:21,326 What? 146 00:07:22,156 --> 00:07:24,799 Nothing. I'm just... 147 00:07:25,331 --> 00:07:26,390 There were some pills 148 00:07:26,415 --> 00:07:28,405 that were being passed around at the party last night, 149 00:07:28,429 --> 00:07:30,201 and I think that maybe they were prescribed 150 00:07:30,226 --> 00:07:31,794 from that missing pad. 151 00:07:32,590 --> 00:07:34,404 Are you being serious right now? 152 00:07:34,429 --> 00:07:35,473 What? 153 00:07:35,498 --> 00:07:36,804 You think I stole them? 154 00:07:36,829 --> 00:07:38,421 No! Not like... not like that. 155 00:07:38,446 --> 00:07:40,810 - Like what, then? - What's going on? 156 00:07:41,402 --> 00:07:44,100 She thinks I stole the missing prescription pad. 157 00:07:45,192 --> 00:07:46,717 Why would you ask her that? 158 00:07:46,742 --> 00:07:49,005 See, even he thinks you're crazy. 159 00:07:49,128 --> 00:07:51,334 Of course she stole it. 160 00:07:51,592 --> 00:07:55,020 Statistically speaking... it was you. 161 00:07:56,538 --> 00:07:58,007 - I didn't say it. - This is ridiculous. 162 00:07:58,031 --> 00:07:59,762 - Look, I wasn't... - Unbelievable. 163 00:07:59,787 --> 00:08:00,878 Harry. 164 00:08:04,012 --> 00:08:06,260 No, that is not yours. 165 00:08:07,560 --> 00:08:08,930 Mm. 166 00:08:17,243 --> 00:08:20,638 Max, honey. Can you come in here? 167 00:08:28,123 --> 00:08:30,560 Cookies. This must be bad. 168 00:08:30,585 --> 00:08:32,781 Your dad and I have something we want to talk to you about. 169 00:08:32,805 --> 00:08:34,952 I knew this day was gonna come, 170 00:08:34,977 --> 00:08:38,600 and I just want you to know I'm okay with it. 171 00:08:39,406 --> 00:08:40,929 You are? 172 00:08:41,049 --> 00:08:42,224 Yeah. 173 00:08:42,249 --> 00:08:43,990 I'll live with Dad Monday to Wednesday 174 00:08:44,033 --> 00:08:46,122 and every other weekend, 175 00:08:46,166 --> 00:08:47,863 and I'm with Mom on Thanksgivings, 176 00:08:47,888 --> 00:08:49,280 'cause she can cook turkey. 177 00:08:49,305 --> 00:08:52,177 Wait, wait. You think that we're getting a divorce? 178 00:08:52,202 --> 00:08:54,247 It's okay. Love is fleeting. 179 00:08:54,479 --> 00:08:57,152 Honey, we aren't getting a divorce. 180 00:08:57,177 --> 00:08:59,440 We just want to tell you that Dr. Vanderspeigle 181 00:08:59,465 --> 00:09:00,950 is coming to dinner tonight. 182 00:09:00,975 --> 00:09:03,100 What? No! 183 00:09:03,125 --> 00:09:05,921 Why can't you just be getting a divorce? 184 00:09:15,129 --> 00:09:17,825 Max for Sahar. Come in, Sahar. Over. 185 00:09:19,493 --> 00:09:20,973 Sahar here. Over. 186 00:09:21,244 --> 00:09:22,898 I just wanted to say goodbye. 187 00:09:22,923 --> 00:09:24,925 My life is over. Over. 188 00:09:25,754 --> 00:09:28,183 What do you mean, "It's over-over"? 189 00:09:28,208 --> 00:09:29,470 Over. 190 00:09:29,495 --> 00:09:31,788 My parents invited the alien over for dinner, 191 00:09:31,813 --> 00:09:33,553 so I'm dead soon. 192 00:09:33,619 --> 00:09:35,581 This is great news! 193 00:09:35,606 --> 00:09:36,647 What? 194 00:09:36,672 --> 00:09:38,718 We talked about wanting to get into his cabin 195 00:09:38,743 --> 00:09:40,615 to look around, right? 196 00:09:40,829 --> 00:09:43,049 I've got a plan. Over. 197 00:09:45,575 --> 00:09:46,991 What are they cooking for dinner? 198 00:09:47,016 --> 00:09:49,247 Actually, don't tell me. I want it to be a surprise. 199 00:09:49,291 --> 00:09:50,858 Maybe it's surf and turf. 200 00:09:50,883 --> 00:09:52,294 She's clueless. 201 00:09:52,319 --> 00:09:53,842 She has no idea this dinner 202 00:09:53,867 --> 00:09:56,826 will just be a kid screaming and throwing food at me. 203 00:10:02,155 --> 00:10:04,088 Dr. Vanderspeigle! 204 00:10:04,244 --> 00:10:05,873 How good to see you! 205 00:10:07,649 --> 00:10:10,086 Mm, smells like meatloaf. 206 00:10:10,356 --> 00:10:12,401 It's just turf, but I'll take it. 207 00:10:24,397 --> 00:10:26,589 ? It's like I've always known... ? 208 00:10:26,614 --> 00:10:28,975 - Can you put the wine on the table? - Yep. 209 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:30,872 - D'arcy, I... - Hello! 210 00:10:30,897 --> 00:10:32,856 I'm... I'm so glad you came! 211 00:10:32,881 --> 00:10:34,578 - Oh! - You are. 212 00:10:34,603 --> 00:10:36,991 Honey, you didn't tell me Harry was bringing a date. 213 00:10:37,016 --> 00:10:38,408 Well, I had no idea. 214 00:10:38,433 --> 00:10:39,499 This is a date? 215 00:10:39,524 --> 00:10:41,343 Uh, pump the brakes. We just met. 216 00:10:41,368 --> 00:10:42,891 But, yes, this is a thing now. 217 00:10:42,916 --> 00:10:44,968 He said it was a date first before I did, 218 00:10:44,993 --> 00:10:46,391 and now he's like, "Which is it?" 219 00:10:46,416 --> 00:10:48,393 Which is crazy because he's... 220 00:10:48,418 --> 00:10:49,679 very into me. 221 00:10:49,704 --> 00:10:52,180 Welcome. We're just so happy that you joined us. 222 00:10:52,205 --> 00:10:54,642 Yes. Uh, deviled eggs? 223 00:10:59,883 --> 00:11:02,914 His pockets are empty. No house keys. Over. 224 00:11:02,939 --> 00:11:05,633 He probably uses mind control to unlock doors. 225 00:11:05,658 --> 00:11:08,139 Or he can shape shift his fingers into a key. 226 00:11:08,164 --> 00:11:10,285 - Over. - What are we gonna do? Over. 227 00:11:10,310 --> 00:11:11,702 I don't know. Over. 228 00:11:11,727 --> 00:11:14,761 - Think! Over. - Thinking! Over. 229 00:11:18,075 --> 00:11:20,183 Check his truck. Over. 230 00:11:39,380 --> 00:11:40,925 Shoot! 231 00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:43,814 Sorry, Allah. 232 00:11:48,964 --> 00:11:50,916 Max, dinner's ready. 233 00:12:01,596 --> 00:12:02,993 Well, this is nice. 234 00:12:03,604 --> 00:12:05,166 Isn't this nice, Max? 235 00:12:05,191 --> 00:12:07,431 Yep. I'm having a great time. 236 00:12:07,456 --> 00:12:10,407 What is this little shitbag up to? 237 00:12:10,633 --> 00:12:13,435 So, uh, Dr. Vanderspeigle, um... 238 00:12:13,460 --> 00:12:16,001 Actually, you know what? I'm just... I'm gonna call you Harry. 239 00:12:16,051 --> 00:12:17,876 I mean, we're all friends here, right? 240 00:12:17,901 --> 00:12:19,478 - Mm-hmm. - Mm. 241 00:12:19,503 --> 00:12:21,356 So, Harry, tell us a little bit about yourself. 242 00:12:21,381 --> 00:12:23,032 Where are you from? 243 00:12:25,998 --> 00:12:27,407 New York City. 244 00:12:27,432 --> 00:12:28,885 - Mm! Oh, my God. - Mm. 245 00:12:28,910 --> 00:12:30,431 Mm-hmm. Yes. 246 00:12:30,456 --> 00:12:32,032 I've always wanted to live there. 247 00:12:32,057 --> 00:12:33,243 What is it like? 248 00:12:33,268 --> 00:12:36,275 New York has... 249 00:12:36,549 --> 00:12:38,203 It has law. 250 00:12:38,488 --> 00:12:40,810 And it has order. 251 00:12:40,835 --> 00:12:41,962 Mm. 252 00:12:41,987 --> 00:12:45,164 There are police who investigate the crimes, 253 00:12:45,189 --> 00:12:49,149 and there are district attorneys who... 254 00:12:49,220 --> 00:12:51,696 - prosecute the offenders. - Mm-hmm. 255 00:12:51,721 --> 00:12:54,650 It has women who have sex in the city. 256 00:12:54,683 --> 00:12:55,712 Hot. 257 00:12:55,737 --> 00:12:57,653 Uh... well, um... 258 00:12:57,678 --> 00:13:00,485 after Max goes off to college, 259 00:13:00,510 --> 00:13:02,625 Ben and I are going to move there. 260 00:13:02,650 --> 00:13:04,380 - Really? - News to me. 261 00:13:04,405 --> 00:13:07,147 Oh, I just thought you would want to try something new. 262 00:13:07,172 --> 00:13:09,012 I mean, you've lived here since you were a kid. 263 00:13:09,165 --> 00:13:10,711 We've both lived here 264 00:13:10,736 --> 00:13:12,929 since, like, forever. 265 00:13:13,023 --> 00:13:15,758 Hey, Max, I've known your dad 266 00:13:15,783 --> 00:13:17,978 since we were both younger than you. 267 00:13:18,003 --> 00:13:19,502 How about that? What are you, like, 13? 268 00:13:19,526 --> 00:13:21,832 - He's nine. - Oh! Kindergartener. 269 00:13:21,857 --> 00:13:23,320 - Right? - Mm, fourth grade. 270 00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:24,398 - Whatever. - Yep. 271 00:13:24,423 --> 00:13:25,703 - You're cute. - Yeah. 272 00:13:25,728 --> 00:13:28,078 D'arcy and I sat right next to each other 273 00:13:28,103 --> 00:13:29,539 in Miss Philworth's class. 274 00:13:29,564 --> 00:13:32,258 - Oh. Mrs. Philworth. - Mm. 275 00:13:32,818 --> 00:13:34,404 She was a farty-party. 276 00:13:35,319 --> 00:13:37,655 Remember that? It's like... 277 00:13:38,780 --> 00:13:40,225 It was horrible. 278 00:13:40,938 --> 00:13:43,117 D'arcy, I had no idea you two were so close growing up. 279 00:13:43,142 --> 00:13:45,045 Oh, yeah, I mean, in fact, 280 00:13:45,070 --> 00:13:49,023 Ben... Benny was my first kiss. 281 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,828 Benny never mentioned that. 282 00:13:51,853 --> 00:13:54,592 - I'm sure I did at some point. - Nope. You didn't. 283 00:13:54,617 --> 00:13:55,798 - Huh. - Yeah. 284 00:13:55,823 --> 00:13:57,553 It was the last year of fifth grade. 285 00:13:57,578 --> 00:13:59,062 Very romantic. 286 00:13:59,087 --> 00:14:02,786 As I recall, I don't think we ever officially broke up. 287 00:14:02,830 --> 00:14:04,508 Oh, my God, this whole time, 288 00:14:04,533 --> 00:14:06,726 I've been cheating on you with Kate. 289 00:14:06,751 --> 00:14:08,492 - How dare you? - I don't know! 290 00:14:09,118 --> 00:14:10,247 I'm gonna get more salad. 291 00:14:10,272 --> 00:14:11,708 More wine, too. You bitch. 292 00:14:11,733 --> 00:14:13,303 Be right back. 293 00:14:14,410 --> 00:14:16,340 - Right on that. - Mm. 294 00:14:16,365 --> 00:14:17,461 Mr. Henderson... 295 00:14:17,486 --> 00:14:19,484 Yeah, I'd like to get a refund... 296 00:14:19,724 --> 00:14:23,086 Great. Line of old people and the po-po. 297 00:14:28,464 --> 00:14:30,773 You cut in front of that little girl. 298 00:14:31,162 --> 00:14:32,444 What are you talking about? I'm with you. 299 00:14:32,468 --> 00:14:33,600 We buying evidence bags. 300 00:14:33,625 --> 00:14:35,366 This is official sheriff's business. 301 00:14:35,391 --> 00:14:37,547 You're buying a Hot Wheels car. 302 00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:40,734 This isn't just a Hot Wheel. This is a '65 Mustang. 303 00:14:40,759 --> 00:14:42,287 What am I supposed to do, not buy it? 304 00:14:42,312 --> 00:14:44,469 Then, what, some kid buys it, they take it home, 305 00:14:44,494 --> 00:14:45,733 and playing with it in their driveway, 306 00:14:45,757 --> 00:14:47,068 the thing goes out into the street. 307 00:14:47,092 --> 00:14:48,418 They run after it, the next thing you know, 308 00:14:48,442 --> 00:14:50,383 a city bus plows right into 'em. 309 00:14:50,549 --> 00:14:53,109 Not on my watch. Mm-mm. 310 00:14:54,186 --> 00:14:56,625 - He collects them. - Don't talk to me. 311 00:14:57,904 --> 00:15:00,428 I'm buying tampons, and I'm embarrassed about it. 312 00:15:03,376 --> 00:15:05,346 Okay, put in your PIN. 313 00:15:07,119 --> 00:15:09,359 Well, the dinner's a success, huh? 314 00:15:09,787 --> 00:15:11,136 Isn't it great how well Max 315 00:15:11,161 --> 00:15:12,597 and the doctor are getting along? 316 00:15:12,622 --> 00:15:14,050 I just think it's a little weird 317 00:15:14,075 --> 00:15:17,265 you never told me you made out with D'arcy. 318 00:15:17,553 --> 00:15:20,339 I mean, what, did you think I'd be mad or something? 319 00:15:20,516 --> 00:15:21,862 Mad, you? 320 00:15:21,887 --> 00:15:23,715 What? No. 321 00:15:23,805 --> 00:15:25,972 It's just... it's not a big deal. 322 00:15:25,997 --> 00:15:27,520 It was fifth grade. 323 00:15:27,545 --> 00:15:30,454 It is so cool that you guys bought your parents' house. 324 00:15:30,479 --> 00:15:31,788 Oh, yeah, yep. 325 00:15:31,813 --> 00:15:33,597 Uh, we are very lucky. 326 00:15:33,622 --> 00:15:34,840 - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. 327 00:15:34,865 --> 00:15:36,562 Just like... remember when we were sitting 328 00:15:36,587 --> 00:15:37,936 on the couch that one time, 329 00:15:37,961 --> 00:15:40,703 dreaming about how this could be our house one day? 330 00:15:40,728 --> 00:15:42,817 Oh, yeah, yeah. A million years ago. 331 00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:45,275 Wow, that is looking ahead for a fifth grader. 332 00:15:45,300 --> 00:15:47,605 Mm. Yeah, this was in tenth grade. 333 00:15:47,630 --> 00:15:49,017 We dated in tenth grade, too. 334 00:15:50,090 --> 00:15:51,309 - Really? - Yes. 335 00:15:51,334 --> 00:15:54,308 Oh, yeah. Taught this guy everything he knows. 336 00:15:54,333 --> 00:15:55,595 Well... 337 00:15:55,620 --> 00:15:57,518 not... not everything. 338 00:15:57,543 --> 00:16:00,581 Yes! You're welcome, okay? 339 00:16:00,606 --> 00:16:02,573 - I'm gonna grab this. - Thanks. Yeah. 340 00:16:02,598 --> 00:16:04,231 - Mm. - Hmm. 341 00:16:04,256 --> 00:16:05,775 What are you doing? 342 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:08,017 Why are you being so nice to me? 343 00:16:08,042 --> 00:16:09,994 I've tried to kill you two times. 344 00:16:10,019 --> 00:16:11,175 Wait. 345 00:16:11,463 --> 00:16:13,065 Cut your head off with a bone saw, 346 00:16:13,090 --> 00:16:14,105 tried to kill you in your sleep, 347 00:16:14,129 --> 00:16:15,721 cut your brakes so that you'd die in traffic. 348 00:16:15,745 --> 00:16:17,791 Three times. I've tried to kill you three times. 349 00:16:17,816 --> 00:16:19,854 - You didn't mean it. - Yes. 350 00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:21,987 Yeah... no, I did. I looked forward to it. 351 00:16:22,012 --> 00:16:24,315 I was even planning on eating some of you 352 00:16:24,340 --> 00:16:25,730 to see what humans tasted like. 353 00:16:25,755 --> 00:16:26,800 You know what? 354 00:16:26,843 --> 00:16:28,198 I think I'd do the same thing 355 00:16:28,223 --> 00:16:30,170 if I were an alien. 356 00:16:30,195 --> 00:16:32,017 I'll be we taste like pot roast. 357 00:16:32,643 --> 00:16:34,252 More potatoes? 358 00:16:45,608 --> 00:16:48,785 You keep tapping those hands, you're gonna lose 'em. 359 00:16:55,502 --> 00:16:58,536 Max, come on back. We're finishing dessert. 360 00:16:58,561 --> 00:17:01,781 Well, it was so nice having you here. 361 00:17:01,940 --> 00:17:03,927 You should take home some leftovers. 362 00:17:04,376 --> 00:17:06,357 I'll take the rest of the cookies 363 00:17:06,382 --> 00:17:07,877 and these seven bananas. 364 00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:09,861 Wait. They can't leave yet. 365 00:17:09,886 --> 00:17:11,724 I want to show them my solar system! 366 00:17:11,749 --> 00:17:14,230 Oh, I don't know, honey. It's... it's getting late. 367 00:17:14,255 --> 00:17:15,300 Please? 368 00:17:15,325 --> 00:17:16,824 Well, you know, maybe... maybe just quickly. 369 00:17:16,848 --> 00:17:18,808 I mean, they're getting along so well. 370 00:17:18,940 --> 00:17:20,401 Come on, yeah. 371 00:17:20,426 --> 00:17:21,905 Who doesn't love a show-and-tell? 372 00:17:21,930 --> 00:17:24,170 Probably need a nightcap, though, if we're gonna do that. 373 00:17:24,584 --> 00:17:25,972 Kate-O, top me off? 374 00:17:25,997 --> 00:17:27,081 Come on! 375 00:17:27,106 --> 00:17:28,651 Come on! Love you, girl. 376 00:17:28,676 --> 00:17:31,050 New York City. There you go. 377 00:17:31,317 --> 00:17:33,276 And me and my dad made it together. 378 00:17:33,301 --> 00:17:34,972 Isn't it great? 379 00:17:38,456 --> 00:17:40,276 Actually, yes. 380 00:17:40,632 --> 00:17:41,850 It's pretty accurate. 381 00:17:41,875 --> 00:17:43,675 Yeah, he even used tiny marbles 382 00:17:43,700 --> 00:17:45,230 for the two moons of Mars. 383 00:17:45,255 --> 00:17:47,055 That's not a moon, that's a transit station. 384 00:17:49,215 --> 00:17:50,598 The blue one is Uranus, 385 00:17:50,623 --> 00:17:51,645 - in case you didn't know. - Oh, yeah. 386 00:17:51,669 --> 00:17:53,209 I heard a lot of assholes live there. 387 00:17:59,743 --> 00:18:02,262 I told a joke earlier, too. 388 00:18:02,287 --> 00:18:05,290 The sheriff's balls are also his nuts. 389 00:18:08,919 --> 00:18:11,284 Okay, I... you know, I think it's probably time 390 00:18:11,309 --> 00:18:13,621 - for us to go to bed... - No, no, no! He can't go yet! 391 00:18:13,646 --> 00:18:15,667 I want... 392 00:18:15,692 --> 00:18:18,365 to read them my book report about "The Giver"! 393 00:18:18,390 --> 00:18:19,628 - Ooh! - Ooh. 394 00:18:19,653 --> 00:18:21,753 I'm game. I love "The Giver." 395 00:18:21,778 --> 00:18:23,824 Bit of a giver, myself. 396 00:18:36,146 --> 00:18:39,324 "And using his gift to see beyond, 397 00:18:39,349 --> 00:18:43,846 "he finds a sled and rides it down to a Christmas house. 398 00:18:43,871 --> 00:18:45,696 The end." 399 00:18:45,721 --> 00:18:48,245 - Mm. Ha. - Hmm. Wow. 400 00:18:48,270 --> 00:18:49,967 - Incredible story. - All right. 401 00:18:49,992 --> 00:18:52,267 I think it is past somebody's bedtime. 402 00:18:52,292 --> 00:18:54,119 Maybe two people's. 403 00:18:54,872 --> 00:18:57,791 Harry, it was so lovely having you. 404 00:18:57,816 --> 00:19:01,414 And, D'arcy, you were here, too. 405 00:19:01,439 --> 00:19:02,713 - Mm, yes. - Yeah. 406 00:19:02,738 --> 00:19:04,244 Let's do this again sometime soon. 407 00:19:04,269 --> 00:19:06,478 Yeah. When exactly? 408 00:19:11,878 --> 00:19:14,119 - I know, you too. - Yeah. 409 00:19:15,332 --> 00:19:17,075 - Don't go! - Mm! 410 00:19:17,100 --> 00:19:19,182 Let him go, buddy, now. 411 00:19:19,207 --> 00:19:20,774 - All right. - Max, now. 412 00:19:21,002 --> 00:19:22,134 Now. 413 00:19:22,159 --> 00:19:23,370 Ben, could you take him, please? 414 00:19:23,394 --> 00:19:25,823 - Come on. - Oh! Okay. 415 00:19:25,848 --> 00:19:27,763 See you around, sister wife. 416 00:19:27,826 --> 00:19:29,044 Come on, girl. 417 00:19:29,069 --> 00:19:30,522 Mm. 418 00:19:31,482 --> 00:19:32,700 Mm. 419 00:19:32,725 --> 00:19:34,549 Okay. 420 00:19:50,152 --> 00:19:52,795 I'm starting to think the kid's not faking. 421 00:19:52,820 --> 00:19:54,635 He actually likes me. 422 00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:57,445 And why wouldn't he? I'm a likable alien. 423 00:20:17,552 --> 00:20:18,814 Yes! 424 00:20:28,958 --> 00:20:31,427 ? It's too soon to say goodbye ? 425 00:20:31,452 --> 00:20:32,977 This is your home. 426 00:20:35,748 --> 00:20:37,591 Are you gonna kiss me? 427 00:20:39,070 --> 00:20:41,435 I've seen this on TV. 428 00:20:42,011 --> 00:20:43,958 - I can do this. - Mm... 429 00:20:43,983 --> 00:20:47,358 ? I'm just saying, it's a shame to part ? 430 00:20:47,383 --> 00:20:48,515 Mm. 431 00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:52,046 ? It's too soon to say goodbye ? 432 00:20:53,642 --> 00:20:56,871 ? Don't you know I'm not the kind ? 433 00:20:58,616 --> 00:21:02,050 ? Tie you up or tie you down ? 434 00:21:02,075 --> 00:21:05,896 It's... it's not the worst... kiss I've ever had. 435 00:21:17,489 --> 00:21:19,370 It's rigor mortis! 436 00:21:20,604 --> 00:21:22,964 My penis is dying! 437 00:21:30,483 --> 00:21:31,940 Hey, you're early. 438 00:21:31,965 --> 00:21:33,619 Your grandmother called. 439 00:21:33,864 --> 00:21:35,605 Her back's hurting again. 440 00:21:35,630 --> 00:21:37,850 You think we can bring her one of those steroid shots 441 00:21:37,875 --> 00:21:39,057 like Sam used to give her? 442 00:21:39,082 --> 00:21:41,389 Um, sure, although we need a doctor 443 00:21:41,414 --> 00:21:43,503 to administer the shot. 444 00:21:43,954 --> 00:21:45,608 And Harry's on call this afternoon. 445 00:21:45,633 --> 00:21:48,270 - So he can just go with us. - I don't want him to go. 446 00:21:48,295 --> 00:21:49,775 I don't want to go. 447 00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:52,281 Well, I don't want men to act like children. 448 00:21:52,306 --> 00:21:54,968 So I guess none of us get what we want. 449 00:21:56,843 --> 00:21:58,382 Excuse me. 450 00:21:59,491 --> 00:22:00,945 Take note. 451 00:22:00,970 --> 00:22:02,589 We got no body yet, 452 00:22:02,614 --> 00:22:04,616 but this lake definitely is holding some clues. 453 00:22:04,641 --> 00:22:07,775 Now, all of these items here, this here, 454 00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:09,672 this could all be linked to the death. 455 00:22:09,788 --> 00:22:11,788 And don't forget this. 456 00:22:12,365 --> 00:22:14,685 Yeah, I don't think so, deputy. 457 00:22:14,710 --> 00:22:18,430 Sir, a doorknob in the lake... That's not exactly normal. 458 00:22:18,455 --> 00:22:20,421 Normal? Oh, okay. 459 00:22:20,446 --> 00:22:22,709 Let me ask you something. Pop quiz, deputy. 460 00:22:22,734 --> 00:22:24,388 Can a boat sink? 461 00:22:24,568 --> 00:22:26,907 - Yes. - Is a houseboat a boat? 462 00:22:26,932 --> 00:22:28,835 - Yep. - Houseboats have doors? 463 00:22:28,860 --> 00:22:31,226 - Mm-hmm. - Do doors have knobs? 464 00:22:31,251 --> 00:22:32,524 Yeah. 465 00:22:32,549 --> 00:22:35,360 See? Completely common to find a doorknob in a lake. 466 00:22:35,385 --> 00:22:36,979 Write that down. 467 00:22:37,061 --> 00:22:38,462 Cletus know that. 468 00:22:38,906 --> 00:22:40,149 Don't you, boy? 469 00:22:40,174 --> 00:22:42,106 You know that, don't you? Yes, you do! 470 00:22:42,131 --> 00:22:43,350 Who's my favorite deputy? 471 00:22:43,375 --> 00:22:45,546 - _ - Who's the best deputy in the world? 472 00:22:45,571 --> 00:22:47,637 You are! You're the cutest deputy! 473 00:22:47,662 --> 00:22:49,337 What are you doing with those paws? 474 00:22:56,234 --> 00:22:59,863 Hmm. This is interesting. 475 00:22:59,888 --> 00:23:02,915 I've never experienced this before. 476 00:23:03,177 --> 00:23:05,673 Nobody is talking. 477 00:23:06,490 --> 00:23:08,655 Apparently you can be with other humans 478 00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:10,516 and still be alone. 479 00:23:11,285 --> 00:23:13,243 I like it. 480 00:23:14,138 --> 00:23:18,110 I can feel the happiness welling up inside me. 481 00:23:18,846 --> 00:23:20,492 I need to pee. 482 00:23:35,364 --> 00:23:37,248 That cowboy's a pretty good writer. 483 00:23:37,273 --> 00:23:38,710 He was a pretty good writer. 484 00:23:38,735 --> 00:23:41,992 And then you killed him. You remember? 485 00:23:42,205 --> 00:23:43,758 Don't look at me. 486 00:23:43,783 --> 00:23:46,220 According to the local paper, it was a simple robbery. 487 00:23:46,245 --> 00:23:49,553 I hear violence is up in America's rural areas. Hmm. 488 00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:53,033 What's wrong with you? 489 00:23:53,058 --> 00:23:55,440 Our orders are to find the alien that crashed, 490 00:23:55,465 --> 00:23:57,330 not to go around murdering people! 491 00:23:57,355 --> 00:23:59,096 Our orders are to deliver an alien 492 00:23:59,121 --> 00:24:01,354 to the general without anyone knowing about it. 493 00:24:01,379 --> 00:24:03,492 So, yeah, things are gonna get messy. 494 00:24:03,517 --> 00:24:05,606 I mean, you're acting as if we can just sit here 495 00:24:05,631 --> 00:24:07,424 and the alien's going to come to us. 496 00:24:09,149 --> 00:24:10,727 Let me sum this up for you. 497 00:24:10,752 --> 00:24:12,526 I'm eliminating anything 498 00:24:12,551 --> 00:24:14,307 that gets in the way of this mission... 499 00:24:15,728 --> 00:24:18,035 which might be you if you don't stop whining. 500 00:24:18,060 --> 00:24:21,118 So shut the fuck up. 501 00:24:43,575 --> 00:24:45,861 Do you shiver when you pee? 502 00:24:48,769 --> 00:24:50,471 Sometimes. 503 00:24:51,012 --> 00:24:52,622 Good. 504 00:24:53,746 --> 00:24:55,549 Oh! It's... 505 00:24:57,282 --> 00:24:58,590 This is good. 506 00:25:22,157 --> 00:25:25,846 _ 507 00:25:26,416 --> 00:25:28,189 Hey, they're here! 508 00:25:35,047 --> 00:25:37,267 - Hi. - Welcome. 509 00:25:37,654 --> 00:25:39,807 - Hi. - Auntie Asta. 510 00:25:39,832 --> 00:25:41,198 Mwah! 511 00:25:41,223 --> 00:25:43,377 I'm so happy to see you. 512 00:25:43,402 --> 00:25:45,246 - Hi, Uncle. - Hi, guys! 513 00:25:45,271 --> 00:25:46,489 Hi, sweetie. 514 00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:49,834 Oh, the little man, he's getting so big. 515 00:25:49,859 --> 00:25:51,002 I know. 516 00:25:51,027 --> 00:25:53,073 Oh, you remember Harry from the clinic. 517 00:25:53,098 --> 00:25:54,821 He's been helping since Sam's passing. 518 00:25:54,846 --> 00:25:56,369 He's gonna help with Grandma's back. 519 00:25:56,394 --> 00:25:58,738 - Oh, I'm so sorry about Sam. - Yeah. 520 00:25:58,763 --> 00:26:00,155 Nice to have you, Harry. 521 00:26:00,180 --> 00:26:03,183 I had no choice. She forced me to come. 522 00:26:03,208 --> 00:26:04,906 I like this one. 523 00:26:05,072 --> 00:26:06,120 Let me know if you want something to drink. 524 00:26:06,144 --> 00:26:07,354 I have soda, juice. 525 00:26:07,379 --> 00:26:09,729 We have some fancy water that tastes like static. 526 00:26:09,754 --> 00:26:13,096 Do you have any milk that comes from a cow's teat? 527 00:26:13,448 --> 00:26:14,841 Wow. 528 00:26:14,866 --> 00:26:16,470 He takes some getting used to. 529 00:26:16,495 --> 00:26:18,845 - Happy to have you, Harry. - This is my husband, Shane. 530 00:26:18,870 --> 00:26:20,166 Mm. 531 00:26:20,820 --> 00:26:23,040 Welcome, Harry. 532 00:26:24,458 --> 00:26:28,221 I see now it's not the food that brings humans together. 533 00:26:29,271 --> 00:26:31,158 It's each other. 534 00:26:31,687 --> 00:26:35,650 There is a basic human need to feel like you belong. 535 00:26:36,015 --> 00:26:38,191 It feels... 536 00:26:38,742 --> 00:26:40,091 good. 537 00:26:42,648 --> 00:26:46,434 Gee, I thought you guys got lost on your walk here. 538 00:26:46,459 --> 00:26:49,252 Sorry, Mom. We had to stop at the bathroom. 539 00:26:49,277 --> 00:26:51,721 Whose tiny bladder? 540 00:26:52,587 --> 00:26:54,490 Gram, this is Dr. Vanderspeigle. 541 00:26:54,515 --> 00:26:56,256 He's gonna give you your shot. 542 00:26:56,281 --> 00:26:57,543 I know you liked Sam, 543 00:26:57,568 --> 00:26:59,174 but you're in good hands with Harry. 544 00:26:59,199 --> 00:27:01,027 Of course I am. 545 00:27:01,191 --> 00:27:03,846 I've never met a white man I couldn't trust! 546 00:27:04,837 --> 00:27:06,079 Hmm. 547 00:27:06,104 --> 00:27:08,019 Let me help you up. 548 00:27:23,558 --> 00:27:25,082 Pull it over to the curb. 549 00:27:27,662 --> 00:27:29,141 What the heck? 550 00:27:33,531 --> 00:27:35,132 Follow my lead. 551 00:27:36,095 --> 00:27:38,590 Keep your hands on the handlebars where I can see 'em. 552 00:27:43,385 --> 00:27:45,088 Do you know why I pulled you over? 553 00:27:45,113 --> 00:27:47,777 - Speed? - Boredom? 554 00:27:48,449 --> 00:27:49,762 Took a left turn back there 555 00:27:49,787 --> 00:27:51,571 without using your hand signals. 556 00:27:51,596 --> 00:27:52,722 What the heck are you kids doing 557 00:27:52,746 --> 00:27:54,363 so far out of town, anyway, huh? 558 00:27:54,388 --> 00:27:56,116 We heard Bigfoot was on the loose. 559 00:27:56,141 --> 00:27:57,341 Bigfoot... What you talking about? 560 00:27:57,365 --> 00:27:59,762 Everybody know that damn Bigfoot up in Seattle. 561 00:28:00,584 --> 00:28:02,151 That's... 562 00:28:02,279 --> 00:28:04,582 Sorry about cussing just then. I... 563 00:28:05,011 --> 00:28:07,004 try not to do that shit around kids. 564 00:28:07,029 --> 00:28:08,335 It's okay. 565 00:28:08,360 --> 00:28:10,722 I'm not allowed to say the D word or the S word, 566 00:28:10,747 --> 00:28:12,561 but I can hear them without getting in trouble. 567 00:28:12,585 --> 00:28:13,585 That's cool. 568 00:28:13,610 --> 00:28:14,806 I do like the fact that you kids 569 00:28:14,830 --> 00:28:16,527 are outdoors and not stuck inside 570 00:28:16,552 --> 00:28:18,207 with your face glued to some screen. 571 00:28:18,232 --> 00:28:19,799 That's good. All right. 572 00:28:19,832 --> 00:28:21,434 Y'all go have fun. Be safe. 573 00:28:21,459 --> 00:28:22,591 Get that reflector fixed 574 00:28:22,616 --> 00:28:24,030 and get yourself some all-weather tires, 575 00:28:24,054 --> 00:28:25,777 and next time, you use your hand signals. 576 00:28:25,802 --> 00:28:27,760 You know how the saying goes, right? 577 00:28:27,912 --> 00:28:29,957 If you don't use your arms to signal, 578 00:28:29,982 --> 00:28:32,058 a truck'll rip 'em right off. 579 00:28:33,134 --> 00:28:34,637 True story. 580 00:28:35,154 --> 00:28:37,058 All right, be safe. 581 00:28:37,903 --> 00:28:40,819 I can say the D word. Damn. 582 00:28:41,279 --> 00:28:42,279 Cool. 583 00:28:51,728 --> 00:28:53,651 I have one rule in here. 584 00:28:54,155 --> 00:28:55,885 That's if you're gonna start drinking, 585 00:28:55,910 --> 00:28:58,010 you have to make sure your gun isn't loaded. 586 00:28:58,174 --> 00:28:59,893 Oh, I'm fine. 587 00:29:00,012 --> 00:29:02,008 Just one of those days where you question 588 00:29:02,033 --> 00:29:03,971 whether you deserve to exist. 589 00:29:04,193 --> 00:29:06,664 And you're gonna need something stronger than lemonade. 590 00:29:06,689 --> 00:29:07,847 When you were in the Olympics, 591 00:29:07,871 --> 00:29:09,482 do you know where I was? 592 00:29:09,832 --> 00:29:11,312 In home ec learning to sew? 593 00:29:11,337 --> 00:29:12,861 The day you skied for the gold medal, 594 00:29:12,886 --> 00:29:15,193 I was sitting right here in this same stool. 595 00:29:15,296 --> 00:29:16,805 It was packed. 596 00:29:16,830 --> 00:29:19,151 Everyo... I mean, everyone in town 597 00:29:19,176 --> 00:29:21,201 was in here cheering you on. 598 00:29:23,358 --> 00:29:25,143 Well, thanks, Liv. 599 00:29:25,186 --> 00:29:27,870 I'm sorry all I brought back is a shattered leg. 600 00:29:27,895 --> 00:29:29,315 Are you kidding? 601 00:29:29,340 --> 00:29:30,907 You're one of the best damn skiers 602 00:29:30,932 --> 00:29:32,672 to ever come out of Colorado. 603 00:29:34,794 --> 00:29:36,613 It was so long ago. 604 00:29:36,875 --> 00:29:39,443 I forget that I ever did anything, you know? 605 00:29:39,653 --> 00:29:41,612 You put Patience on the map. 606 00:29:41,637 --> 00:29:43,543 How many people can say that? 607 00:29:44,691 --> 00:29:47,729 I've never been that good at anything. 608 00:29:47,754 --> 00:29:49,746 Is this a Sheriff Mike spiral again? 609 00:29:49,771 --> 00:29:52,101 You had a whole country cheering for you. 610 00:29:52,126 --> 00:29:54,496 And I just need one person, just one. 611 00:29:55,146 --> 00:29:57,152 He makes me feel so dumb. 612 00:29:57,177 --> 00:30:01,129 Listen, you are the best cop Patience has ever had. 613 00:30:01,831 --> 00:30:03,311 You're the only cop I've ever met 614 00:30:03,336 --> 00:30:05,426 that people are actually excited to see. 615 00:30:06,133 --> 00:30:07,856 You treat everybody fairly. 616 00:30:08,308 --> 00:30:10,014 And you always do the right thing. 617 00:30:10,262 --> 00:30:11,605 So do right by yourself 618 00:30:11,630 --> 00:30:13,598 and go stand up to that power trip. 619 00:30:13,889 --> 00:30:16,340 Trust me, you're the best thing that's ever happened to him. 620 00:30:16,365 --> 00:30:18,715 If he can't see that, then that's his loss. 621 00:30:19,781 --> 00:30:21,087 Thanks. 622 00:30:21,112 --> 00:30:22,722 Yeah. 623 00:30:27,377 --> 00:30:30,146 Jesus. D'arce, I'm on duty. 624 00:30:30,171 --> 00:30:31,401 Yeah, me too. 625 00:30:31,426 --> 00:30:33,535 Started at 11:00, so... 626 00:30:33,776 --> 00:30:36,170 Let's get this show on the road, Doc. 627 00:30:36,195 --> 00:30:37,861 I've got a tail feather to shake. 628 00:30:37,886 --> 00:30:39,279 You literally can't walk. 629 00:30:39,304 --> 00:30:41,523 Can someone put this one in time-out? 630 00:30:41,548 --> 00:30:43,680 She keeps me prisoner in here. 631 00:30:43,705 --> 00:30:45,141 Maybe it's for our own good. 632 00:30:45,166 --> 00:30:48,157 Hey, Dan, give me that belt so I can whip ya. 633 00:30:49,468 --> 00:30:50,992 Jeez, Mom. 634 00:30:52,612 --> 00:30:54,615 Go ahead, I'm tough. 635 00:30:59,717 --> 00:31:01,193 We're done. 636 00:31:01,612 --> 00:31:03,092 Whew. 637 00:31:03,284 --> 00:31:05,201 You should feel some numbness, 638 00:31:05,226 --> 00:31:06,793 but in about 15 minutes, 639 00:31:06,818 --> 00:31:09,021 you should feel good enough to whip Dan. 640 00:31:10,763 --> 00:31:12,951 Well, I can laugh without pain. 641 00:31:12,976 --> 00:31:14,569 That's a good sign. 642 00:31:15,798 --> 00:31:18,646 You're here to do good things, my boy. 643 00:31:18,908 --> 00:31:20,189 I can tell. 644 00:31:24,137 --> 00:31:26,060 Oh, come here. 645 00:31:27,279 --> 00:31:29,005 - Okay. - Gonna go. 646 00:31:29,030 --> 00:31:31,920 It's about time you have one of your own, honey. 647 00:31:32,154 --> 00:31:34,019 I don't know about all that, Gram. 648 00:31:34,044 --> 00:31:36,349 She already has one of her own. 649 00:31:36,593 --> 00:31:39,021 A 16-year-old girl named Jay. 650 00:31:40,512 --> 00:31:42,210 - What? - What? 651 00:31:42,235 --> 00:31:44,237 Jay at the clinic. 652 00:31:44,393 --> 00:31:46,438 That's Asta's daughter. 653 00:31:46,545 --> 00:31:49,200 It's very obvious you have the same facial structures, 654 00:31:49,225 --> 00:31:51,873 and you both eat like you're starving to death. 655 00:31:51,898 --> 00:31:53,209 I'm... 656 00:31:53,595 --> 00:31:55,310 I'm sorry. 657 00:31:57,623 --> 00:31:58,904 Ah! Ah! 658 00:31:58,929 --> 00:32:02,062 And they both run out of rooms when they get emotional. 659 00:32:29,822 --> 00:32:33,185 You're easy to find but a pain in the ass to get to. 660 00:32:34,567 --> 00:32:36,529 How bad did I mess this one up? 661 00:32:38,575 --> 00:32:39,716 Well... 662 00:32:41,001 --> 00:32:42,750 you gave up your kid, only to stalk her 663 00:32:42,775 --> 00:32:44,841 till she was old enough to work for you. 664 00:32:45,496 --> 00:32:47,649 You haven't told your dad that he's been serving pancakes 665 00:32:47,673 --> 00:32:49,482 to his granddaughter. 666 00:32:49,795 --> 00:32:51,249 And Jay's probably been wondering 667 00:32:51,273 --> 00:32:52,959 her whole life who she is, 668 00:32:52,984 --> 00:32:56,506 only to be staring at you in the face every day at work. 669 00:32:58,008 --> 00:32:59,749 That's pretty bad. 670 00:32:59,774 --> 00:33:01,602 I'm not gonna lie. 671 00:33:01,959 --> 00:33:03,475 You kept up a really big secret, 672 00:33:03,500 --> 00:33:05,623 and it's gonna hurt a lot of people when it comes out. 673 00:33:09,893 --> 00:33:13,318 I couldn't take care of her. I was just a kid, myself. 674 00:33:14,739 --> 00:33:16,278 I know. 675 00:33:18,616 --> 00:33:20,875 You made a really difficult decision 676 00:33:20,900 --> 00:33:22,641 at a really young age. 677 00:33:22,903 --> 00:33:25,025 And I admire that about you. 678 00:33:26,909 --> 00:33:28,650 - You do? - Yeah. 679 00:33:37,716 --> 00:33:40,386 You put Jay's needs ahead of your own. 680 00:33:41,447 --> 00:33:43,753 And that's exactly what a mother does. 681 00:33:47,849 --> 00:33:49,851 Okay. 682 00:33:56,439 --> 00:33:58,144 - Oh, man! - That's all right. 683 00:33:58,744 --> 00:34:00,534 - Over here! - Box him out! 684 00:34:04,178 --> 00:34:05,587 - Got it! - Oh! 685 00:34:05,612 --> 00:34:07,266 - Over here. - Here you go! 686 00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:11,646 My bad, bro. 687 00:34:11,671 --> 00:34:13,501 Can you toss that ball back to us? 688 00:34:20,143 --> 00:34:21,406 Over here! 689 00:34:24,703 --> 00:34:26,332 - Whoa! - Damn, Harry! 690 00:34:26,357 --> 00:34:27,706 Can you hoop? 691 00:34:28,203 --> 00:34:29,770 Hoop! 692 00:34:41,607 --> 00:34:42,629 Come on! 693 00:34:46,942 --> 00:34:49,810 - You got to dribble. - Do it, come on. 694 00:34:50,227 --> 00:34:53,143 What are you doing, bro? Shoot or pass the ball! 695 00:34:53,168 --> 00:34:55,213 I'm on your team! I'm wide open! 696 00:34:55,238 --> 00:34:56,756 Ball hog. 697 00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:32,853 Shh. 698 00:35:37,428 --> 00:35:39,026 Take this. 699 00:35:39,936 --> 00:35:41,347 Oh. 700 00:35:53,792 --> 00:35:55,750 What does this guy eat? 701 00:36:10,399 --> 00:36:14,838 How could you not tell me Jay was the girl? 702 00:36:18,599 --> 00:36:20,136 Why would I? 703 00:36:21,141 --> 00:36:22,323 You wouldn't understand. 704 00:36:22,348 --> 00:36:24,829 You wanted me out the second that you knew I was pregnant. 705 00:36:24,854 --> 00:36:26,639 Is that what you tell yourself? 706 00:36:26,988 --> 00:36:28,784 You left, Asta. 707 00:36:29,210 --> 00:36:31,083 No one ever told you to go. 708 00:36:31,108 --> 00:36:32,936 You hated Jimmy. 709 00:36:32,961 --> 00:36:35,360 Well, I hated the way he treated you. 710 00:36:35,886 --> 00:36:38,495 And then you just ran off with him. 711 00:36:39,247 --> 00:36:41,205 You know, we all expected 712 00:36:41,230 --> 00:36:42,792 a baby to come home with you that day. 713 00:36:42,817 --> 00:36:45,210 It wasn't any of your business what I did with her. 714 00:36:45,235 --> 00:36:46,933 You were 16! 715 00:36:47,237 --> 00:36:49,323 Of course it was my business. 716 00:36:51,763 --> 00:36:53,980 What was I supposed to do? 717 00:36:55,148 --> 00:36:57,253 Take my baby to class? 718 00:36:57,923 --> 00:37:01,300 Raise her in Jimmy's bedroom at his mom's house? 719 00:37:04,645 --> 00:37:06,102 You know... 720 00:37:06,430 --> 00:37:07,969 look around you. 721 00:37:07,994 --> 00:37:11,607 We all would've been there for you, especially me. 722 00:37:13,654 --> 00:37:15,859 I couldn't do that to you. 723 00:37:18,330 --> 00:37:20,399 You already raised one child that wasn't your own. 724 00:37:20,424 --> 00:37:23,035 I didn't want mine to be one more problem for you. 725 00:37:23,359 --> 00:37:25,318 Who wants cake? 726 00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:34,056 Are we gonna be okay? 727 00:37:34,614 --> 00:37:37,487 Even when we're not okay, we'll always be okay. 728 00:37:52,042 --> 00:37:53,566 Wow. 729 00:38:03,674 --> 00:38:06,113 Maybe these are parts of his ship. 730 00:38:06,577 --> 00:38:08,363 Check this out. 731 00:38:08,949 --> 00:38:11,168 There must be something in this freezer. 732 00:38:11,193 --> 00:38:12,816 Why else would it be locked? 733 00:38:21,308 --> 00:38:22,878 Sahar! 734 00:38:30,217 --> 00:38:31,523 No! 735 00:38:35,086 --> 00:38:37,371 - Come on! Hey! - Over here, over here! 736 00:38:41,736 --> 00:38:43,636 Hoop! Hoop! 737 00:38:44,162 --> 00:38:46,722 Goal! Hoop! Hoop! 738 00:38:46,747 --> 00:38:49,058 You just scored for the other team! 739 00:38:52,521 --> 00:38:54,610 How are they still running? 740 00:38:54,635 --> 00:38:56,618 Are they cyborgs? 741 00:38:58,211 --> 00:39:00,180 I am done. 742 00:39:00,756 --> 00:39:01,974 Tired. 743 00:39:01,999 --> 00:39:04,289 Come on, man. We're still playing. 744 00:39:05,519 --> 00:39:07,134 Oh, come on! 745 00:39:07,159 --> 00:39:08,943 Where you going, bro? 746 00:39:08,968 --> 00:39:10,930 We need you on D! 747 00:39:11,212 --> 00:39:12,474 Harry! 748 00:39:12,662 --> 00:39:14,360 I am overheating. 749 00:39:14,385 --> 00:39:16,404 Is this how it ends? 750 00:39:28,237 --> 00:39:29,883 Home. 751 00:39:30,617 --> 00:39:33,603 My sun hasn't changed since I've been on Earth. 752 00:39:34,205 --> 00:39:37,290 It's still 46 light-years away. 753 00:39:38,009 --> 00:39:40,283 But it feels different. 754 00:39:41,259 --> 00:39:42,939 It feels closer... 755 00:39:43,923 --> 00:39:46,173 like a single string could pull me up 756 00:39:46,198 --> 00:39:48,417 from my chest to the sky. 757 00:39:53,389 --> 00:39:55,609 The boys said you couldn't hang. 758 00:39:58,266 --> 00:40:00,622 They are incredible specimens. 759 00:40:06,254 --> 00:40:07,604 Hmm. 760 00:40:23,977 --> 00:40:27,534 My dad says that the stars in the Big Dipper 761 00:40:27,559 --> 00:40:32,307 are seven brothers shot into the sky like arrows. 762 00:40:35,848 --> 00:40:38,458 Am I supposed to apologize? 763 00:40:42,123 --> 00:40:43,826 You could. 764 00:40:45,904 --> 00:40:49,568 I'm sorry for telling your secret about Jay. 765 00:40:53,705 --> 00:40:55,968 You did us a favor. 766 00:40:58,083 --> 00:40:59,982 I miss home. 767 00:41:01,888 --> 00:41:03,943 Do you have family there? 768 00:41:04,344 --> 00:41:05,905 A... 769 00:41:05,930 --> 00:41:07,662 wife. 770 00:41:08,454 --> 00:41:10,552 She died. 771 00:41:11,294 --> 00:41:13,919 So I took a job that brought me here. 772 00:41:15,848 --> 00:41:17,591 I want to go home. 773 00:41:17,616 --> 00:41:19,574 I belong there. 774 00:41:19,935 --> 00:41:21,423 I'm sorry. 775 00:41:23,669 --> 00:41:25,537 That's so sad. 776 00:41:26,254 --> 00:41:27,647 Yes. 777 00:41:29,561 --> 00:41:31,345 It is now. 778 00:41:40,113 --> 00:41:41,941 Everyone needs to belong 779 00:41:41,966 --> 00:41:44,115 to something bigger than themselves. 780 00:41:45,137 --> 00:41:47,443 Yes, there is strength in numbers, 781 00:41:47,468 --> 00:41:50,005 but maybe it's simpler. 782 00:41:51,048 --> 00:41:53,735 Maybe humans just feel better when they know 783 00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:56,372 they are not alone on this Earth. 784 00:41:58,029 --> 00:41:59,685 ? We them bougie natives ? 785 00:41:59,710 --> 00:42:01,438 ? Hold my knowledge in my braids ? 786 00:42:01,463 --> 00:42:02,856 ? We them bougie natives ? 787 00:42:02,881 --> 00:42:04,621 ? New cedar, new sweetgrass, new sage ? 788 00:42:04,646 --> 00:42:06,406 - ? We them bougie natives ? - Bougie natives 789 00:42:07,601 --> 00:42:09,620 ? Look, snow goonie from the boonies ? 790 00:42:09,645 --> 00:42:11,287 ? Not the type you see in movies ? 791 00:42:11,312 --> 00:42:12,772 ? Felt the spirit living through me ? 792 00:42:12,796 --> 00:42:14,333 ? Since I was a puny dookie ? 793 00:42:14,358 --> 00:42:15,935 ? Neechie, neechie, lookie, lookie ? 794 00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:17,670 - ? How I get low when I boogie ? - What? 795 00:42:17,695 --> 00:42:19,499 ? Don't mind me some goodie-goodies ? 796 00:42:19,524 --> 00:42:20,780 ? I'm Nate and bougie ? 797 00:42:20,805 --> 00:42:22,241 ? My wifey be the wolf ? 798 00:42:22,266 --> 00:42:23,679 ? And I'm the wolf that's from the sea ? 799 00:42:23,703 --> 00:42:25,100 ? And she no Pocahontas ? 800 00:42:25,125 --> 00:42:26,507 ? More like Buffy Saint Marie ? 801 00:42:26,532 --> 00:42:28,534 ? Come do your dance with me ? 802 00:42:36,501 --> 00:42:38,562 - Sheriff... - Ah-gah-ah! 803 00:43:10,630 --> 00:43:14,194 Kids, it's past your bedtime. 804 00:43:32,377 --> 00:43:34,108 Oh, no. 805 00:43:34,810 --> 00:43:36,725 They're still alive. 806 00:44:00,833 --> 00:44:02,686 How did you get in here? 807 00:44:02,933 --> 00:44:04,663 The door was locked. 808 00:44:05,196 --> 00:44:07,702 I have a key. 809 00:44:09,069 --> 00:44:11,756 I am still your wife. 810 00:44:16,093 --> 00:44:19,093 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com