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Welcome to Ankh-Morpork.

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The future will soon be in flames.

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Carcer.

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There is a dragon at large.

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The key to controlling the dragon
is a talking sword called Wayne.

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There are other artefacts.

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We need all of them
to control the dragon.

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Do not fail us again,
CARCER Dun or you will cease to exist.

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Good morning, class.

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What was she like? This other me.

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What was he like?

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You still don't have
everything you need, CARCER.

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We have no idea how many
artefacts there are.

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There's just one more.

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And it's you.

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Iron in the sword. Iron in the bearer.

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I go where the work is.

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Iron in the crown.

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Where's the crown?

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Iron in its wearer.

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They shine and shimmer...

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Wonse took my badge.

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...in noon's first ray.

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The blood and the badge.

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Command the dragon.

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Carcer has everything he needs.

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Burn the day.

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We've issued warnings.

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Every imp from here to the
Plains has a brush out for CARCER.

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My officers are out
searching the streets.

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We need to clear them. I've
ordered my palace guards to help.

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We'll find him.

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Carcer can turn the dragon
on us at any moment.

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We're out of time.

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Why did you bring me down here?

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That old thing?

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It's been rusted shut for
as long as I can remember.

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Doesn't even have a...

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key.

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When a Patrician fails
to protect his city,

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the law demands that he be
deprived of his life,

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or his liberty.

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Personally...

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I prefer the latter.

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You see, Vimes, you should
never build a dungeon

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that you wouldn't
want to stay in yourself.

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- Hmm.
- Keep us updated. If you can.

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- You mean if I don't die?
- Ah, yes. And that, too.

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If people know that
you're hiding away in here...

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All they'll ever know is
the outside of that cell door.

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So as long as I go up to it,
moaning from time to time,

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they'll think that I'm suffering
and be satisfied.

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So let the people
have their bolts and bars

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as long as you're the one
with the locks and keys.

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Uh, don't you think you
should stand by the people

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in this, their darkest hour?

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You mean, you're leaving us on our own?

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Don't you have a heart at all?

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I'm not giving up, you hear me?

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Sorry, didn't mean to startle you.

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I was wondering if I could
ask you a small favour.

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First, you're gonna answer
me some questions. Come on.

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You're gonna answer me some questions.

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Citizens,

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the waving bird is
slightly more dangerous...

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Hello, dragon.

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...than previously thought.
Please make your way to safety.

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- Have you cleared the streets?
- They're not bloody listening.

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- They never listen to us.
- It's like they don't want to believe

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the world's ending
until it actually ends.

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It's all right. I'll sort it.

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Get off these bloody streets
right bloody now,

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or you and your children
are all going to burn!

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That was good.

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If this all ends today,
I just wanna say, you know, that...

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Oh, bloody hell. Mirror?

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You're magical, right? So...

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Go on, Carrot, darling.

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I wanted to know what to say to Angua,
you know, about...

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Shall we try a little role play?

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Oh, Angua, you, uh,
you look great today.

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Those boots make you look really tall.

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Not that you're small or
anything. Of course not.

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Well, I mean you are
a bit small but that's fine

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because I like small things.

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Mmm.

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Oh, Carrot,

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why don't you tell her how you feel?

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Angua, I...

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I...

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I think you're cool.

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What happens when it's all gone?

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We get to live.

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In ruins?

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In a better world.

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I don't believe that any more.

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Yeah? You beginning
to believe in Vimes then?

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The good in Vimes powers a pattern
that endures through the multiverse.

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Every version of The Watch
rising, giving hope.

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If we break that pattern just once,

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maybe it breaks everywhere,
maybe they'll be no more good.

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It's too late.

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Is it?

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If they can erase you,
why haven't they done it to The Watch?

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Vimes?

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Do you know who or what
Carcer Dun's in business with?

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Why would I know anything
about that? Ah, I see.

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They sent him back here.

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Just because I'm the
anthropomorphic personification

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of a supernatural entity...

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You can appear and disappear
out of thin air, can't you?

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I must be best friends
with all unexplained phenomena.

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I didn't say that.

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But you were thinking it!

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I need your help here!

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- We're facing extinction.
- It's not my fault.

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- Up against all these strange forces.
- Oh, here we go.

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I was just hoping maybe one
of them might be on our side?

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Oh, goodness.

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Only one authority in existence has
the kind of power you're describing.

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If you've upset them...

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Who's them?

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They go by many names.

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Unfortunately,
if a human hears one of those names

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their mind immediately disintegrates.

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Would you like me to tell you?

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My mind's been disintegrating
for the last 20 years

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but let's skip the names.

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Will you help me fight them?

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Will you

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let me join your band

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- Oh, piss off, Death.
- That's mean.

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If the Watch and the city survive today

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then I get wiped from existence.

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Reality. Memories. Everything.

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Everything is what the rest
of us will lose if The Watch fall.

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A world without good
and all it inspires.

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Hope. Love.

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You'd still do it, wouldn't you?

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Why should I sacrifice myself
so the rest of you can just,

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can just carry on?

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You've got this all wrong.
You really don't know.

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You could be a hero.

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I won't forget you, Wonse.

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Ooh, I didn't see that coming.

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It's exactly as I foresaw.

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Yeah, right.

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Hurry up, Clifford.
Till's not nicking itself.

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Today. Round the back
of the counter. There.

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Looting is still illegal, Throat.

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Not when you're in The Thieves' Guild.

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And especially not when you're
head of The Thieves' Guild.

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They made you their leader?

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Most have fled. The rest
wanted someone with guts.

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You know, vision.

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This is your vision?

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This is what you do when the
world's about to go up in flames?

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Soon there'll be no shops to loot,
nobody to rob, nothing to steal.

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Just fire and ash.

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All the more reason to get
what you can while you can.

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- Oh, for god's sake.
- Wonse?

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I said the till,
Cliff. Does she look like a bloody till?

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What have you got there?

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If Carcer's got any sense
he'll attack here first.

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Thousands of tinderbox homes.

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Fire will spread fast.

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She's lost a lot of blood. Cheery?

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What's she doing here, Captain?

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What's going on?

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All right.

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- She shouldn't be here.
- You can't trust her, Vimes.

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We won't hurt you.

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I can help you find him.
I know where he's headed.

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Here.

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- Sunset Street?
- There's a sun dial.

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"Noon's first ray."

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"Command the dragon and burn the day."

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Noon's in twenty minutes.

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Why does everything
have to be in 20 minutes?

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If Carcer does this,
the dragon will bow down before him?

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It'll do everything the bearer
of the artefacts commands.

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Well then it's simple.
When he shows his face,

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I'll bloody shoot him in it.

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We'll have to be fast.

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I'll help you.
You saw what he did to me.

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Besides, this isn't about loyalty, okay?

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It's about what kind
of universe we want to live in.

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You've done enough, Wonse. Rest.

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How long between Carcer
stepping into the sun and the dragon

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being under his control?

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Uh, a moment.

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When it comes,
what if I can distract it?

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Buy us more time.

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As far as we're aware,
it hasn't eaten today.

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And we all know what it likes.

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I know this might come
as a shock to you all, but...

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I'm a virgin.

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- Aw!
- You have to be kidding me.

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- That's incredible.
- No, can't be.

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I'll try to attract its attention.

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- Thank you for sharing, Carrot.
- Very brave.

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The magical lure of the
artefacts will be intense.

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A single virgin won't be enough.

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- _
- Sally?

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- Hello?
- You came back.

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Do you want a cookie?

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Sally, how many virgins
are in your support group?

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One more now.

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- Dig them up.
- Why would she need to dig them up?

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For real. Who is this crazy chick?

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The dragon's not the only
reason virgins are disappearing

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from the streets.

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What are you two doing?

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Yeah. What are we doing?

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Dig them up. Now!

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Citizens,
Lord Vetinari wishes you all well,

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and thanks you for your
contribution to the rich,

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varied life of this city.

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It's been fun, seriously.
So, so much fun.

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Where is he?

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He has to show himself any second now.

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VIMES,

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I want you to know

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that even if I do get
my hands on those artefacts,

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you can trust me.

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I trust you to do the right thing.

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Really? Because we argue all the time.

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You wanted to throw
Wayne into the lake, I didn't.

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You wanted to release Skimmer, I didn't.

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I was very happy to
hand him over to Cruces.

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Even at your worst,

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you're a thousand times
better and kinder and truer

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than I could ever be.

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When this is all over,

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do you have plans?

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What do you mean, plans?

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Plans.

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Plans.

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Quickly!

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You keep running. Don't look back.

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Looking back only tells the predator
it's definitely gonna catch you.

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I've already been caught.

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Angua, I know you could never...

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- Now you know what I am...
- You're a dwarf.

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Also not a dwarf.

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Carrot, look, for what it's worth,
I really think you're...

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Carrot, honey, if this works
and the dragon goes away,

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every virgin will be safe?

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Everyone will be safe.

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Doesn't matter if you're a virgin.

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- It doesn't?
- Of course not.

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So for argument's sake, let's
say virgins kept on disappearing...

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- We'd investigate.
- Yeah?

258
00:14:29,553 --> 00:14:30,953
Yeah.

259
00:14:55,500 --> 00:14:58,020
Is now a good time
to discuss my requirements?

260
00:14:58,060 --> 00:15:00,380
- Quiet.
- Because if we're burning this world

261
00:15:00,420 --> 00:15:02,420
and building a new one,
I have some demands.

262
00:15:02,460 --> 00:15:04,100
Hear me out now.

263
00:15:04,140 --> 00:15:07,700
I should like to be worshipped
as a sexual deity.

264
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,380
You're in no position to make demands.

265
00:15:09,420 --> 00:15:11,820
I want my own temple of ecstasy,

266
00:15:11,860 --> 00:15:15,180
for all true lovers to cavort
around as gayly and freely

267
00:15:15,204 --> 00:15:16,533
as they please.

268
00:15:16,571 --> 00:15:19,900
- Carcer. He's here.
- This, this is the way of Wayne.

269
00:15:19,940 --> 00:15:21,041
Get ready.

270
00:15:22,100 --> 00:15:25,100
We will spare the lovers, won't we?

271
00:15:25,140 --> 00:15:26,980
Shut up. It's time.

272
00:15:33,006 --> 00:15:34,206
Soon as it shows.

273
00:16:00,140 --> 00:16:04,460
Dragon,
ignore this dickhead and do as you will.

274
00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:10,401
It actually worked this time.

275
00:16:13,900 --> 00:16:15,201
Is he controlling it?

276
00:16:17,260 --> 00:16:19,140
It's circling us.

277
00:16:19,180 --> 00:16:21,271
- Is Carcer making it do that?
- Why would he?

278
00:16:21,340 --> 00:16:23,860
Oh, no. I think it may have backfired.

279
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:26,481
Yeah. It's really quite pissed off.

280
00:16:54,140 --> 00:16:55,180
This is it!

281
00:16:58,580 --> 00:17:00,580
Virgins! On me!

282
00:17:01,900 --> 00:17:02,900
Stay.

283
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:14,940
I know that sound.

284
00:17:53,260 --> 00:17:54,980
Oh, shit.

285
00:18:04,900 --> 00:18:07,340
- Cheery!
- Cheery!

286
00:18:07,380 --> 00:18:08,700
Cheery!

287
00:18:18,820 --> 00:18:19,980
Sam.

288
00:18:25,700 --> 00:18:27,100
It was the dragon. It ate them.

289
00:18:29,486 --> 00:18:33,526
The badge, the crown, the sword.

290
00:18:35,746 --> 00:18:37,226
Even your friend.

291
00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:42,460
And now it's gonna burn you all.

292
00:18:44,300 --> 00:18:46,140
You lose today, Sam.

293
00:18:48,613 --> 00:18:50,841
And for once I get to win.

294
00:19:22,300 --> 00:19:24,580
I know how that thing feels.

295
00:19:24,620 --> 00:19:28,220
Doesn't wanna be caged. Controlled.

296
00:19:28,260 --> 00:19:30,100
People are dying, Carcer.

297
00:19:30,140 --> 00:19:31,380
Help us.

298
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:34,100
I can't.

299
00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:36,140
Whoever sent you back from
the future must have the power to...

300
00:19:36,180 --> 00:19:37,540
They don't want to help you.

301
00:19:38,373 --> 00:19:40,761
I know why you want it all gone.

302
00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:44,561
And I agree with you,
the whole city's rigged.

303
00:19:44,586 --> 00:19:45,666
That's not why I did this.

304
00:19:47,580 --> 00:19:48,641
I didn't have a choice.

305
00:19:53,140 --> 00:19:56,180
I've never had a choice.

306
00:19:58,946 --> 00:20:01,001
The first time I killed,
it was him or me.

307
00:20:02,620 --> 00:20:03,681
But you,

308
00:20:05,020 --> 00:20:06,220
you chose to let me fall.

309
00:20:08,052 --> 00:20:10,052
- Right into their hands.
- Whose hands?

310
00:20:11,620 --> 00:20:13,100
Listen to what's happening out there.

311
00:20:14,460 --> 00:20:16,020
- Don't you care?
- Why should I?

312
00:20:18,746 --> 00:20:20,441
I was always gonna be
the villain in this story.

313
00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:25,780
- We'll save everybody.
- You'll never make captain now.

314
00:20:25,820 --> 00:20:27,220
With or without your help.

315
00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:29,100
- You'll die.
- We'll find a way.

316
00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:30,500
Just like your dwarf friend.

317
00:20:33,473 --> 00:20:36,353
The fact that I'm still breathing,
still here,

318
00:20:37,879 --> 00:20:40,079
the fact that you still
remember my name,

319
00:20:40,104 --> 00:20:44,104
means that you and everything
you stand for ends today.

320
00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:46,380
But me?

321
00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:50,399
I'll be spared,

322
00:20:51,300 --> 00:20:52,980
and not just by some dragon.

323
00:20:53,020 --> 00:20:54,700
Who's going to spare you?

324
00:21:04,940 --> 00:21:06,740
When I hear your screams,

325
00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:09,620
I'll know.

326
00:21:09,660 --> 00:21:12,580
For the first time in my life,
I'll know...

327
00:21:14,660 --> 00:21:16,740
that it's fair.

328
00:21:23,666 --> 00:21:26,586
Last report said it was
heading for the Upper Side.

329
00:21:26,611 --> 00:21:28,731
It's burning everything.
Street by street.

330
00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:32,040
It must have a weakness.

331
00:21:33,746 --> 00:21:35,466
A vulnerability.

332
00:21:35,491 --> 00:21:37,731
Do not shake him like that.

333
00:21:37,756 --> 00:21:40,036
He's a dragon, isn't he?
He must be able to do something.

334
00:21:40,061 --> 00:21:42,421
You're frightening him.
And me, for that matter.

335
00:21:44,460 --> 00:21:45,780
If Cheery couldn't find anything,

336
00:21:45,820 --> 00:21:46,953
what chance do we have?

337
00:21:53,346 --> 00:21:55,346
My father always said,
"It's better to light a candle

338
00:21:56,380 --> 00:21:57,660
"than curse the darkness."

339
00:22:00,824 --> 00:22:03,424
That thing's like a lit flamethrower.

340
00:22:03,464 --> 00:22:05,904
Soon, there'll be
nothing left but darkness.

341
00:22:05,944 --> 00:22:07,184
Cheery was afraid of the dark,

342
00:22:07,224 --> 00:22:09,184
and then they realised it wasn't so bad.

343
00:22:09,224 --> 00:22:12,384
Well, they wouldn't let us

344
00:22:12,424 --> 00:22:15,144
spend our last hours
like this, would they?

345
00:22:15,184 --> 00:22:16,704
No, they'd get the tambourine out.

346
00:22:18,024 --> 00:22:19,201
You're alive!

347
00:22:19,206 --> 00:22:20,325
_

348
00:22:20,446 --> 00:22:21,405
_

349
00:22:22,224 --> 00:22:23,544
Yeah, I'm a bit shocked too.

350
00:22:23,584 --> 00:22:25,784
Especially since the dragon
literally dropped me.

351
00:22:25,824 --> 00:22:26,944
It dropped you?

352
00:22:26,954 --> 00:22:29,094
- Ow!
- _

353
00:22:29,104 --> 00:22:30,338
Too experienced for its tastes.

354
00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:34,624
Yeah, she dropped me Into a forest.

355
00:22:34,664 --> 00:22:37,704
Speaking of which, can somebody
do something with this please.

356
00:22:38,584 --> 00:22:39,864
It's an egg. Thank you.

357
00:22:39,904 --> 00:22:41,544
Oh, that's mine.

358
00:22:41,584 --> 00:22:42,584
Cheers, I've been looking for that.

359
00:22:42,624 --> 00:22:43,984
Where's Goodboy.

360
00:22:44,024 --> 00:22:45,944
There's Goodboy.

361
00:22:45,984 --> 00:22:47,104
You're a good boy aren't you?

362
00:22:50,584 --> 00:22:51,601
The Dragon...

363
00:22:52,904 --> 00:22:54,304
is pissed.

364
00:22:54,344 --> 00:22:55,664
Proper pissed.

365
00:22:55,704 --> 00:22:56,984
I know this because we had a chat.

366
00:22:57,024 --> 00:22:58,704
- A chat?
- Well, I say chat.

367
00:22:58,744 --> 00:23:00,344
It was kind of bit more like a...

368
00:23:02,784 --> 00:23:04,271
...and then it was a bit
of screaming from my part.

369
00:23:04,312 --> 00:23:05,274
Lot of...

370
00:23:07,184 --> 00:23:10,064
You know...

371
00:23:15,344 --> 00:23:16,904
I've had worse conversations believe me.

372
00:23:16,944 --> 00:23:18,317
She feels threatened.

373
00:23:18,358 --> 00:23:20,624
She feels like we want
to kill her or capture her.

374
00:23:20,664 --> 00:23:23,601
So she's gonna do what any
cornered animal would do?

375
00:23:25,904 --> 00:23:27,024
But I think I know how to stop it.

376
00:23:28,984 --> 00:23:30,704
You're head is bleeding.

377
00:23:30,744 --> 00:23:31,664
- Is it?
- Hmm.

378
00:23:31,704 --> 00:23:34,584
Oh! Oh, right.

379
00:23:34,624 --> 00:23:38,184
That's fine. If I collapse,
then, transfuse my blood.

380
00:23:42,090 --> 00:23:43,530
What you all gawking at? Come on.

381
00:23:43,555 --> 00:23:45,035
We've got a city to save. Chop-chop.

382
00:23:45,144 --> 00:23:47,641
Oi, Spike we're gonna need power.

383
00:23:48,085 --> 00:23:49,605
_

384
00:23:58,664 --> 00:24:00,121
Pretty exposed here.

385
00:24:02,504 --> 00:24:04,664
We should run towards the danger
everyone else runs away from.

386
00:24:06,264 --> 00:24:07,944
Bastard's gonna burn everybody.

387
00:24:09,504 --> 00:24:11,064
Are you sure about this, Cheery?

388
00:24:12,544 --> 00:24:14,264
After the dragon took me

389
00:24:14,304 --> 00:24:16,144
I realised that that roar
we've been hearing...

390
00:24:16,184 --> 00:24:18,401
it's not a roar. It's a song.

391
00:24:18,984 --> 00:24:20,064
Goodboy's song.

392
00:24:20,104 --> 00:24:21,904
I think they're both lonely.

393
00:24:21,944 --> 00:24:24,361
If I'm right, then all we need
to do is amplify the song.

394
00:24:25,144 --> 00:24:26,584
- Boost it.
- And then?

395
00:24:26,624 --> 00:24:28,241
Noble Dragon should be attracted to it.

396
00:24:28,704 --> 00:24:29,744
We release Goodboy

397
00:24:30,744 --> 00:24:32,961
and then maybe...

398
00:24:33,504 --> 00:24:34,904
Maybe?

399
00:24:34,944 --> 00:24:37,401
Well, either he stops her
from destroying everything,

400
00:24:37,904 --> 00:24:39,841
or this is will be the shortest
gig that we ever play.

401
00:24:43,904 --> 00:24:46,144
Then let's play like
we'll never play again.

402
00:24:51,806 --> 00:24:53,404
_

403
00:26:06,224 --> 00:26:07,144
It's not working.

404
00:26:07,944 --> 00:26:11,064
Louder!

405
00:26:39,144 --> 00:26:40,144
It's coming.

406
00:26:42,504 --> 00:26:43,744
Now, Lady Ramkin.

407
00:27:07,104 --> 00:27:08,144
It's almost on us.

408
00:27:11,984 --> 00:27:13,424
Be safe, Goodboy.

409
00:27:29,944 --> 00:27:32,384
Remember to breathe, Goodboy.

410
00:27:32,424 --> 00:27:33,904
Breathe.

411
00:29:04,664 --> 00:29:07,264
Best damn gig of our lives
and no one saw.

412
00:29:07,944 --> 00:29:09,024
We saw.

413
00:30:35,904 --> 00:30:37,001
I'm sorry.

414
00:30:39,944 --> 00:30:41,201
I'll never forget you.

415
00:31:11,338 --> 00:31:12,464
We are the Watch.

416
00:31:13,624 --> 00:31:14,744
Who's there? We are!

417
00:31:14,784 --> 00:31:16,224
Well done, team.

418
00:31:18,584 --> 00:31:19,584
Why, thank you.

419
00:31:22,064 --> 00:31:23,201
He's been erased.

420
00:31:24,184 --> 00:31:25,784
Come to hand yourself in?

421
00:31:25,824 --> 00:31:28,704
Lupine Wonse, we're arresting
you for the theft of a Grimoire

422
00:31:28,744 --> 00:31:30,304
from Unseen University Library.

423
00:31:30,344 --> 00:31:32,544
- The summoning of a Noble Dragon...
- Oh, wait!

424
00:31:32,584 --> 00:31:34,584
I just helped you save the city.

425
00:31:34,624 --> 00:31:36,184
You tried to burn the city.

426
00:31:44,984 --> 00:31:46,201
You don't remember him...

427
00:31:46,984 --> 00:31:48,424
He fell from the roof.

428
00:31:48,464 --> 00:31:49,824
What are you talking about?

429
00:31:49,864 --> 00:31:52,784
After he killed John Keel
he fell from the roof.

430
00:31:52,824 --> 00:31:54,544
You killed John Keel.

431
00:31:54,584 --> 00:31:56,081
You killed him when I couldn't.

432
00:31:57,624 --> 00:31:59,504
I should've arrested you that night.

433
00:31:59,544 --> 00:32:01,424
- Carrot.
- No wait.

434
00:32:01,464 --> 00:32:03,184
- Vimes, please listen...
- Hands.

435
00:32:03,224 --> 00:32:05,744
They've rewritten reality.

436
00:32:05,784 --> 00:32:08,521
- Do as he says.
- You think I did everything Carcer did?

437
00:32:09,224 --> 00:32:10,344
But I know different.

438
00:32:10,384 --> 00:32:12,304
- Who's Carcer?
- I'm not the enemy here.

439
00:32:12,344 --> 00:32:13,641
- Hands. Now.
- No. Wait.

440
00:32:15,504 --> 00:32:16,841
This is uncut Slab.

441
00:32:17,424 --> 00:32:19,241
This is uncut Slab.

442
00:32:19,984 --> 00:32:21,081
I light it...

443
00:32:22,944 --> 00:32:24,784
and anyone in a two-mile radius

444
00:32:24,824 --> 00:32:26,504
is gonna have the
worst day of their lives.

445
00:32:26,544 --> 00:32:28,178
You mean the last day of their lives.

446
00:32:42,990 --> 00:32:43,990
Don't follow.

447
00:32:53,904 --> 00:32:55,344
I remember him.

448
00:32:57,064 --> 00:32:58,201
Do you hear me?

449
00:33:01,024 --> 00:33:02,504
I know you're watching.

450
00:33:04,304 --> 00:33:06,824
I'm the only one who remembers him.

451
00:33:08,144 --> 00:33:09,144
And you.

452
00:33:11,544 --> 00:33:14,064
What if I told everybody
that you're out there?

453
00:33:16,624 --> 00:33:18,024
What if they all knew

454
00:33:18,064 --> 00:33:20,504
what you're going to do?

455
00:33:39,264 --> 00:33:40,721
What do you want?

456
00:33:41,944 --> 00:33:43,241
Power like yours.

457
00:33:44,817 --> 00:33:46,641
Why should we give you power?

458
00:33:47,777 --> 00:33:50,121
So I can destroy The Watch.

459
00:33:52,504 --> 00:33:53,881
We're listening.

460
00:34:02,664 --> 00:34:05,864
So Wonse is still at large?

461
00:34:05,904 --> 00:34:09,064
But we're doing everything
in our power to find her, sir.

462
00:34:09,104 --> 00:34:11,104
And you're certain
the Noble Dragon won't return?

463
00:34:11,144 --> 00:34:12,464
It's free.

464
00:34:12,504 --> 00:34:13,784
Hand it over, there's a love.

465
00:34:13,824 --> 00:34:15,824
Come on, come on.

466
00:34:15,864 --> 00:34:18,304
Write the lady a receipt, Tim.

467
00:34:18,344 --> 00:34:19,824
There's a good boy.

468
00:34:19,864 --> 00:34:23,264
How reassuring it is to see
everything back to normal.

469
00:34:23,304 --> 00:34:26,864
Oh, not often we see you
out on the streets, My Lord.

470
00:34:26,904 --> 00:34:28,584
I have a delicate complexion.

471
00:34:28,624 --> 00:34:31,424
Seems to agree with these
nice clear skies though.

472
00:34:31,464 --> 00:34:35,064
And your new responsibilities
seem to be agreeing with you?

473
00:34:35,104 --> 00:34:36,504
I'm not really in it for the thieving.

474
00:34:36,544 --> 00:34:37,984
It's the people you get to meet.

475
00:34:38,024 --> 00:34:41,064
Good. Because in light
of The Watch's success,

476
00:34:41,104 --> 00:34:44,024
I am considering reducing the quota.

477
00:34:44,784 --> 00:34:46,344
Reduction, sir? Tim.

478
00:34:49,744 --> 00:34:53,184
I've called an emergency meeting
of the City Council,

479
00:34:53,224 --> 00:34:57,984
and all the heads of the guilds
are expected to attend.

480
00:34:58,024 --> 00:34:59,864
The Assassins still don't have a leader

481
00:34:59,904 --> 00:35:01,504
after the disappearance
of Doctor Cruces.

482
00:35:01,544 --> 00:35:04,144
Yes, the power vacuum
in The Assassins' Guild

483
00:35:04,184 --> 00:35:06,104
will certainly be top of the agenda.

484
00:35:06,144 --> 00:35:08,344
- Oh.
- And The Watch

485
00:35:08,384 --> 00:35:10,241
will need a representative.

486
00:35:11,810 --> 00:35:14,290
I hardly think that I'm suitable, sir.

487
00:35:14,315 --> 00:35:15,995
We all know that, Vimes.

488
00:35:16,020 --> 00:35:19,380
A reduction in the quota
is a fantastic idea.

489
00:35:19,544 --> 00:35:21,944
The Watch are more than ready
to pick up the slack.

490
00:35:24,264 --> 00:35:25,744
My Lord.

491
00:35:25,784 --> 00:35:29,024
Oh, thank you for your
approval, Lady Ramkin.

492
00:35:29,064 --> 00:35:31,264
But we will need more officers though.

493
00:35:31,984 --> 00:35:32,984
Will we?

494
00:35:33,984 --> 00:35:35,721
Be there.

495
00:35:37,965 --> 00:35:39,965
_

496
00:35:39,967 --> 00:35:41,967
_

497
00:35:42,704 --> 00:35:44,784
Why do we have to be
on the posters, Cheery?

498
00:35:44,824 --> 00:35:46,424
We're The Watch, which means...

499
00:35:46,464 --> 00:35:49,024
- Anybody can be.
- I know.

500
00:35:49,064 --> 00:35:51,104
Even if the quotas do come down,

501
00:35:51,144 --> 00:35:54,064
there's still The Thieves' Guild
and The Assassins' Guild.

502
00:35:54,104 --> 00:35:56,344
A whole lot of wrong we can't touch.

503
00:35:56,384 --> 00:35:59,704
But there's a whole lot of
wrong we can touch, sir.

504
00:36:02,184 --> 00:36:04,841
Well, I guess you better
put these up then.

505
00:36:05,824 --> 00:36:07,464
Everywhere you can.

506
00:36:07,504 --> 00:36:09,001
You're not coming out with us, Captain?

507
00:36:10,584 --> 00:36:14,064
I've... got... plans.

508
00:36:15,304 --> 00:36:16,401
Plans, sir?

509
00:36:19,504 --> 00:36:20,504
Plans.

510
00:36:29,304 --> 00:36:32,584
So then I told Vetinari
that The Assassins

511
00:36:32,624 --> 00:36:35,529
should fill their power vacuum
by holding democratic elections

512
00:36:35,553 --> 00:36:37,024
for their new leader.

513
00:36:37,064 --> 00:36:40,144
It was agreed 14 to 7

514
00:36:40,184 --> 00:36:41,864
that I should be the one
to administer it all.

515
00:36:42,904 --> 00:36:44,304
So just you wait.

516
00:36:44,344 --> 00:36:46,504
I'll have them out of
business inside a year.

517
00:36:48,264 --> 00:36:49,361
Oh, erm...

518
00:36:51,064 --> 00:36:52,064
Got a light?

519
00:36:53,584 --> 00:36:54,504
Goodboy's gone.

520
00:37:08,024 --> 00:37:09,361
This is what I saw.

521
00:37:10,464 --> 00:37:11,464
Us.

522
00:37:13,224 --> 00:37:14,464
Here.

523
00:37:14,504 --> 00:37:15,641
In the future.

524
00:37:17,584 --> 00:37:18,681
Our future.

525
00:37:23,064 --> 00:37:24,104
More wine?

526
00:37:24,144 --> 00:37:25,144
Yes, lovely.

527
00:37:49,584 --> 00:37:51,504
No. No, no, no, no, no.

528
00:37:58,784 --> 00:38:00,624
Do you know how many
different varieties of cabbage

529
00:38:00,664 --> 00:38:03,104
they have at the farm
your friend despatched us to?

530
00:38:04,144 --> 00:38:06,144
Three hundred.

531
00:38:06,184 --> 00:38:10,681
My favourite was the uh,
Klatchian Clutcher.

532
00:38:11,624 --> 00:38:13,744
You don't dig it up?

533
00:38:13,784 --> 00:38:16,241
It jumps out of the ground at you.

534
00:38:19,744 --> 00:38:20,864
Such a persistent vegetable.

535
00:38:22,584 --> 00:38:24,641
Keeps coming at you.

536
00:38:26,784 --> 00:38:28,344
Just will not give up.

537
00:38:29,984 --> 00:38:33,424
The only way to stop it.
Is to cut out its heart.

538
00:38:38,264 --> 00:38:41,424
There is no power vacuum
in The Assassins' Guild.

539
00:38:41,464 --> 00:38:43,864
And there will be no election.

540
00:38:43,904 --> 00:38:46,504
Or witnesses. Remember?

541
00:39:06,224 --> 00:39:07,944
Yes, I didn't see anything.

542
00:39:08,944 --> 00:39:10,504
No, wait.

543
00:39:10,544 --> 00:39:11,904
You really are a good singer.

544
00:39:13,384 --> 00:39:14,541
No!

545
00:39:28,504 --> 00:39:31,544
- Um...
- I'm so sorry about that.

546
00:39:31,584 --> 00:39:34,264
I had some business to take care of.

547
00:39:34,304 --> 00:39:35,704
You've got...

548
00:39:35,744 --> 00:39:38,024
Sam how do you always manage
to have such filthy skin?

549
00:39:38,064 --> 00:39:39,261
You... You, uh...

550
00:39:39,301 --> 00:39:41,264
And those scrawny little legs
really do need fattening up.

551
00:39:41,304 --> 00:39:43,904
Look, what I'm trying
to tell you is, uh...

552
00:39:43,944 --> 00:39:45,024
My legs need what?

553
00:39:45,064 --> 00:39:46,721
Nutrition. I'll sort it out.

554
00:39:47,744 --> 00:39:49,024
- Sybil.
- Sam.

555
00:39:49,824 --> 00:39:51,464
- Sybil.
- Sam.

556
00:39:53,304 --> 00:39:54,664
You have a fork in your back.

557
00:39:56,224 --> 00:39:57,224
A what?

558
00:39:59,304 --> 00:40:00,464
So I have.

559
00:40:02,224 --> 00:40:04,281
I should take that out.

560
00:40:08,904 --> 00:40:11,504
Well. If you're still here
when I get back,

561
00:40:11,544 --> 00:40:14,064
then I'll know you're really mine.

562
00:40:38,984 --> 00:40:42,001
Well, that was well
and truly wedged in...

563
00:40:42,624 --> 00:40:43,704
deep.

564
00:40:45,424 --> 00:40:46,424
Sam?

565
00:40:56,164 --> 00:40:58,604
The following
announcement is for your safety.

566
00:40:58,629 --> 00:41:01,109
As a mortal being in an
interdimensional eternity

567
00:41:01,134 --> 00:41:02,654
please keep away from the edge.

568
00:41:02,679 --> 00:41:05,399
If you fall, you will fall forever.

569
00:41:05,424 --> 00:41:08,064
And die forever.
In eternal, endless agony.

570
00:41:08,150 --> 00:41:10,001
Enjoy your visit
to the Observers' Realm.

571
00:41:24,784 --> 00:41:26,121
I thought you weren't our enemy?

572
00:41:28,664 --> 00:41:29,881
I wasn't.

573
00:41:35,304 --> 00:41:36,424
Oh, bollocks.

574
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:41,800
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