1 00:00:06,665 --> 00:00:08,593 Oh, sh... oh, hey. 2 00:00:08,618 --> 00:00:10,203 - Uh, V. - Yeah? 3 00:00:10,885 --> 00:00:12,421 V. 4 00:00:12,446 --> 00:00:15,933 - Did you know they were coming? - No! Hell no! 5 00:00:15,966 --> 00:00:18,093 'Scuse me. Can I help you? 6 00:00:18,353 --> 00:00:20,522 Oh, sure, this is what you're here for? 7 00:00:20,563 --> 00:00:23,775 Okay, here's what happened last week on Shameless. 8 00:00:24,255 --> 00:00:28,028 Married people you know with kids can still have fantastic sex. 9 00:00:28,053 --> 00:00:30,430 Huh? 10 00:00:31,699 --> 00:00:34,035 Our community has been infiltrated 11 00:00:34,077 --> 00:00:35,286 by undesirables. 12 00:00:35,328 --> 00:00:36,329 The Milkoviches. 13 00:00:36,371 --> 00:00:37,473 We have to move 14 00:00:37,497 --> 00:00:39,207 away from the racists. 15 00:00:39,249 --> 00:00:41,268 - Whoa. - It's a good training wheel gun. 16 00:00:41,292 --> 00:00:43,169 Point and shoot, just like Call of Duty. 17 00:00:43,211 --> 00:00:45,505 And it's okay if you shoot a Milkovich. No one cares. 18 00:00:45,547 --> 00:00:47,257 You know how it is these days. 19 00:00:47,298 --> 00:00:48,818 You gotta scrape together whatever you can, man. 20 00:00:48,842 --> 00:00:50,829 That doesn't mean you can kick people out of their fucking houses. 21 00:00:50,854 --> 00:00:55,206 - Are we in a relationship? - Sandy! 22 00:00:55,257 --> 00:00:56,633 - Who's that? - Sandy! 23 00:00:56,683 --> 00:00:59,227 It's my fucking husband. 24 00:00:59,269 --> 00:01:00,621 - I know you're in there! - Your what? 25 00:01:00,645 --> 00:01:02,264 Not today, rednecks! 26 00:01:04,399 --> 00:01:05,900 Oh... 27 00:01:11,406 --> 00:01:14,325 I am poor, unemployed, and pretty soon, 28 00:01:14,367 --> 00:01:15,577 I'm gonna be homeless. 29 00:01:15,618 --> 00:01:18,037 You know, in the old days, I'd be at BornFree right now, 30 00:01:18,079 --> 00:01:19,181 stealing everything in sight. 31 00:01:19,205 --> 00:01:20,832 You still got the keys? 32 00:01:21,953 --> 00:01:22,954 Yeah. 33 00:01:29,169 --> 00:01:34,169 - Synced and corrected by ChrisKe - -- for www.addic7ed.com -- 34 00:02:42,679 --> 00:02:44,818 Shh! 35 00:02:44,843 --> 00:02:46,251 Fuck! 36 00:02:46,292 --> 00:02:48,461 Darker than Satan's asshole in here. 37 00:02:53,466 --> 00:02:54,551 All right, I'ma hit parts. 38 00:02:54,592 --> 00:02:57,595 Mick, grab some bikes, and, uh, Brad, office. 39 00:03:00,695 --> 00:03:02,183 Wait, why are you using real names? 40 00:03:02,225 --> 00:03:04,511 Hey, relax, we're gonna take the security camera. 41 00:03:06,020 --> 00:03:08,106 And what-what if they bugged the place? 42 00:03:08,147 --> 00:03:11,401 Hey, Mission Impossible, less talking, more stealing. 43 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:18,950 What the fuck is this shit? 44 00:03:25,149 --> 00:03:26,982 Hey, hey, three grand in the safe. 45 00:03:28,668 --> 00:03:29,711 Yo, hey, hey. 46 00:03:29,752 --> 00:03:31,462 Fuck that one. It's a piece of shit. 47 00:03:31,675 --> 00:03:34,386 Grab some chrome pipes and carburetors, parts room. 48 00:03:37,677 --> 00:03:40,453 Shit feels expensive. It's heavy. 49 00:03:48,646 --> 00:03:50,857 Hey, what the fuck you doing? 50 00:03:50,898 --> 00:03:53,651 Making it look like Mexicans broke in. 51 00:04:00,992 --> 00:04:02,094 Fucking freezing in here. 52 00:04:02,118 --> 00:04:03,828 Why'd you get a refrigerated truck? 53 00:04:03,870 --> 00:04:07,248 'Cause, Brad, there's not a lot of options last-minute. 54 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:10,617 Where we fencing this shit? 55 00:04:10,960 --> 00:04:13,046 I don't know. Out of state, probably. 56 00:04:13,087 --> 00:04:14,672 Wait, you haven't lined up a fence yet? 57 00:04:14,714 --> 00:04:16,883 - No. - Great fucking plan, Lip. 58 00:04:16,924 --> 00:04:18,717 Which one of you geniuses came up with it? 59 00:04:18,742 --> 00:04:21,387 Well, it was a group effort... me, Brad, couple of six-packs. 60 00:04:21,429 --> 00:04:23,139 Couple of s... 61 00:04:23,181 --> 00:04:24,641 You off the wagon again? 62 00:04:24,682 --> 00:04:25,933 Yeah, just one night. 63 00:04:25,975 --> 00:04:28,645 "Just one night"... isn't that what every alcoholic says? 64 00:04:31,856 --> 00:04:34,317 Monica! Oh, Monica! 65 00:04:35,610 --> 00:04:37,724 Hop the fuck up, Monny. 66 00:04:37,749 --> 00:04:40,657 You are still the best I've ever had. 67 00:04:45,328 --> 00:04:47,121 - Monica! - Ah! 68 00:04:48,539 --> 00:04:50,541 Oh, Monica. 69 00:04:50,583 --> 00:04:52,001 Ah... 70 00:05:00,644 --> 00:05:02,515 Shit. 71 00:05:02,762 --> 00:05:06,349 Sorry I can't... stay for another round there, 72 00:05:06,374 --> 00:05:07,500 Monny. 73 00:05:07,525 --> 00:05:08,943 Uh... 74 00:05:10,593 --> 00:05:12,219 I gotta get to work. 75 00:05:13,731 --> 00:05:16,526 Ah. 76 00:05:16,567 --> 00:05:17,568 Hey! 77 00:05:17,610 --> 00:05:20,780 You wanna meet at The Alibi a little bit later 78 00:05:20,822 --> 00:05:22,615 for, uh, happy hour? Ha. 79 00:05:22,640 --> 00:05:25,393 Sure. Where do you work? 80 00:05:27,135 --> 00:05:29,328 - Uh... - Oh. 81 00:05:29,353 --> 00:05:31,249 I didn't mean to pry, honey. 82 00:05:31,297 --> 00:05:33,626 I'll see you later. Oh, and, uh, 83 00:05:33,651 --> 00:05:35,403 Frank, honey, 84 00:05:35,428 --> 00:05:37,261 when we're not having sex, 85 00:05:37,387 --> 00:05:39,306 could you use my real name? 86 00:05:41,347 --> 00:05:42,726 Letty? 87 00:05:43,302 --> 00:05:44,387 What? Uh... 88 00:05:44,429 --> 00:05:46,764 Like, I'm cool with "Monica" in bed if that's your kink, 89 00:05:46,806 --> 00:05:48,766 but when we're just hanging out, it doesn't feel right. 90 00:05:48,808 --> 00:05:51,602 Just... call me by my name, okay? 91 00:05:57,358 --> 00:06:00,296 speaking Italian 92 00:06:00,795 --> 00:06:02,839 Um, "bor... jurno"? 93 00:06:02,864 --> 00:06:04,907 Can I speak to Pope Francis, please? 94 00:06:05,003 --> 00:06:09,785 speaking Italian 95 00:06:10,913 --> 00:06:14,709 What's the penance for accidentally shooting someone... 96 00:06:14,751 --> 00:06:16,794 if they're alive but paralyzed? 97 00:06:16,836 --> 00:06:18,460 Who is this? 98 00:06:25,803 --> 00:06:27,346 - Ooh. - Hey. 99 00:06:27,388 --> 00:06:30,224 Eggs, bacon, and pancakes. 100 00:06:30,660 --> 00:06:33,770 - You fuck someone? - What? No. I can't make breakfast? 101 00:06:33,811 --> 00:06:35,104 Ha. 102 00:06:35,146 --> 00:06:36,981 - Coffee? - Uh, no, no, I'm good. 103 00:06:37,023 --> 00:06:38,649 I already had six cups. 104 00:06:39,692 --> 00:06:40,777 Jesus. 105 00:06:40,818 --> 00:06:42,487 How long have you been up? 106 00:06:42,528 --> 00:06:43,988 Uh, a while. 107 00:06:44,030 --> 00:06:45,428 You know, Brad needed a meeting, 108 00:06:45,453 --> 00:06:47,283 so we hit the 6:30 at the church. 109 00:06:47,342 --> 00:06:49,469 Brad needed a meeting? 110 00:06:49,494 --> 00:06:51,996 Uh, yeah, no, I mean, I guess we-we both did. 111 00:06:52,045 --> 00:06:53,713 You know, between the house stuff 112 00:06:53,748 --> 00:06:55,679 and BornFree, it's kind of been a lot. 113 00:06:56,000 --> 00:07:00,129 Okay, well, tell me before it gets to be too much, okay? 114 00:07:00,171 --> 00:07:02,738 Can't handle you falling off the wagon right now. 115 00:07:03,346 --> 00:07:05,390 Right. Yeah. 116 00:07:05,415 --> 00:07:07,583 I saw my dad yesterday. 117 00:07:07,737 --> 00:07:09,374 He might lose the house. 118 00:07:10,181 --> 00:07:12,206 - Damn, it's that bad? - Yeah. 119 00:07:13,714 --> 00:07:15,520 Cami's baby cleaned out his savings. 120 00:07:15,545 --> 00:07:17,589 He never received his SBA loan. 121 00:07:17,663 --> 00:07:19,081 Cory's gonna move back home 122 00:07:19,106 --> 00:07:20,757 to help with the mortgage payments, 123 00:07:20,782 --> 00:07:22,825 but probably won't be enough. 124 00:07:25,713 --> 00:07:28,633 I told him that I would talk to you 125 00:07:28,658 --> 00:07:31,738 about us maybe taking over my old bedroom. 126 00:07:32,644 --> 00:07:34,914 What? No. No, no, no, absolutely not. 127 00:07:34,956 --> 00:07:36,141 Okay, look, I know it's not ideal, 128 00:07:36,165 --> 00:07:38,125 but we're gonna need someplace to live. 129 00:07:38,456 --> 00:07:40,354 Plus, the extra couple hundred we could pitch in each month, 130 00:07:40,378 --> 00:07:42,088 it would really make a difference for Dad. 131 00:07:42,129 --> 00:07:45,675 And free child care. Two hot meals a day. 132 00:07:45,716 --> 00:07:46,902 Yeah, you get that in prison too. 133 00:07:46,926 --> 00:07:48,404 Do we have a choice, Lip? 134 00:07:48,429 --> 00:07:50,221 You got fired. We have bills. 135 00:07:50,263 --> 00:07:52,348 You know, you can't get a mortgage without a job, 136 00:07:52,390 --> 00:07:54,183 and either way, we can't afford a house now. 137 00:07:54,225 --> 00:07:57,117 So then we move back into the RV, right? 138 00:07:58,218 --> 00:08:00,773 Next to your family and a gang of homicidal Milkoviches? 139 00:08:00,815 --> 00:08:03,651 At least there, we can have loud sex. 140 00:08:03,676 --> 00:08:04,677 Right? 141 00:08:04,735 --> 00:08:06,904 You know, we can walk around in our underwear. 142 00:08:06,946 --> 00:08:09,972 A-at Bob's, I feel like I need to take a shower 143 00:08:09,997 --> 00:08:12,538 and put on a tie every time I want a cup of coffee. 144 00:08:13,894 --> 00:08:17,421 Okay, uh, well, if you have any helpful suggestions 145 00:08:17,446 --> 00:08:20,281 about where we're gonna live, I'm all ears. 146 00:08:22,374 --> 00:08:25,006 - I'll figure it out. - No, what the fuck does that mean, Lip, 147 00:08:25,047 --> 00:08:26,713 you'll figure it out? 148 00:08:26,738 --> 00:08:29,677 'Cause I thought that we were a we now. 149 00:08:29,702 --> 00:08:31,245 And we are. 150 00:08:32,555 --> 00:08:34,432 Okay. 151 00:08:34,473 --> 00:08:35,503 Well... 152 00:08:36,473 --> 00:08:39,081 keep me posted on what we come up with. 153 00:08:48,116 --> 00:08:51,616 - Oh, the prodigal thief returns. - Don't give me shit. 154 00:08:51,657 --> 00:08:53,235 I was doing a favor for your brother. 155 00:08:53,260 --> 00:08:55,494 Yeah? How'd your expedition go? 156 00:08:55,519 --> 00:08:57,170 What expedition? 157 00:08:58,306 --> 00:08:59,807 Ian got his period this morning, 158 00:08:59,832 --> 00:09:01,278 sent me out for doughnuts. 159 00:09:01,303 --> 00:09:03,836 Got to Sweet Susan's before they sold out of chocolate cream. 160 00:09:03,878 --> 00:09:05,588 I love Sweet Susan's. 161 00:09:05,630 --> 00:09:06,899 Fucking five-oh favorite. 162 00:09:06,923 --> 00:09:07,983 Is it laundry day or something? 163 00:09:08,007 --> 00:09:08,925 Day off. 164 00:09:08,966 --> 00:09:10,009 What's on deck? 165 00:09:10,051 --> 00:09:11,302 Furniture store. 166 00:09:11,344 --> 00:09:12,803 Gonna blow my sweet cop paycheck 167 00:09:12,845 --> 00:09:14,180 on a brand-new crib. 168 00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:16,100 - You moving out? - Moving down. 169 00:09:16,125 --> 00:09:17,475 Taking over the basement. 170 00:09:17,500 --> 00:09:18,936 None of you fuckers are allowed down there. 171 00:09:18,976 --> 00:09:21,854 Good morning, Gallagher youth. 172 00:09:21,879 --> 00:09:23,047 Fuck off, Frank. 173 00:09:23,121 --> 00:09:24,790 Walked past the Milkovich house. 174 00:09:24,815 --> 00:09:28,272 Guess what I saw in the front yard. 175 00:09:28,986 --> 00:09:30,780 Absolutely nothing! 176 00:09:30,821 --> 00:09:34,533 Not a racist redneck or human turd in sight. 177 00:09:34,575 --> 00:09:36,830 Even the tent city's quiet. 178 00:09:37,319 --> 00:09:39,805 Terry's drive-by shooting's gonna be the best thing 179 00:09:39,830 --> 00:09:41,916 to ever happen to the South Side. 180 00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:44,325 Anybody have any leads on who shot him? 181 00:09:44,350 --> 00:09:46,759 - Whoever did deserves a medal. - Eh, I doubt we're looking. 182 00:09:46,784 --> 00:09:49,298 It's not like Chicago PD's gonna waste taxpayer dollars 183 00:09:49,323 --> 00:09:51,463 on some piece of shit like Terry Milkovich. 184 00:09:52,134 --> 00:09:54,136 - No offense, Mick. - None taken. 185 00:09:54,178 --> 00:09:55,930 Oh, asshole's coming home today. 186 00:09:55,972 --> 00:09:56,973 What, already? 187 00:09:57,553 --> 00:09:59,058 Shouldn't he be going to rehab? 188 00:09:59,100 --> 00:10:01,978 No such thing as rehab for the poor. 189 00:10:02,233 --> 00:10:04,665 They just dig out the bullet, staple you shut, 190 00:10:04,690 --> 00:10:06,607 and kick you in the nuts on the way out. 191 00:10:06,648 --> 00:10:09,443 They sending him home with a nurse or something, at least? 192 00:10:09,485 --> 00:10:11,751 I don't think so. Sandy's been dealing with the hospital. 193 00:10:11,776 --> 00:10:13,906 I was hoping the fucker'd just die. 194 00:10:13,931 --> 00:10:15,933 Maybe Sandy's husband could help. 195 00:10:16,008 --> 00:10:18,828 Royal? No fucking way. That guy's a douchebag. 196 00:10:18,869 --> 00:10:21,866 Hmm. Is that where she's been staying, with Royal? 197 00:10:22,206 --> 00:10:24,125 Fuck should I know? Ask yourself. 198 00:10:24,166 --> 00:10:25,751 Yeah, I would if she called me back. 199 00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:27,211 I've left her, like, 30 messages. 200 00:10:27,253 --> 00:10:29,227 That is 29 times too many. 201 00:10:29,252 --> 00:10:31,298 Tell her to grow some ovaries and come talk to me. 202 00:10:31,340 --> 00:10:32,901 Don't get me involved in your dyke drama. 203 00:10:32,925 --> 00:10:34,927 - Deal with your own mess. - My mess? 204 00:10:34,969 --> 00:10:37,138 She's the one who's married... to a dude! 205 00:10:39,561 --> 00:10:42,685 Should anyone need me... I'll be upstairs. 206 00:10:42,727 --> 00:10:44,687 Nobody needs you, Frank. 207 00:10:45,771 --> 00:10:48,149 Hey, Debs, uh, think we could finish up 208 00:10:48,190 --> 00:10:49,233 the ambulance today? 209 00:10:49,275 --> 00:10:51,753 Yeah, sure, I'm finally getting my ankle monitor off this morning, 210 00:10:51,777 --> 00:10:54,401 but, uh, in a few hours, I should have a little bit of time. 211 00:10:54,426 --> 00:10:55,673 That work? 212 00:10:56,030 --> 00:10:58,826 - Can I get a ride to school, Debs? - Sure, Liam. 213 00:10:58,868 --> 00:11:00,095 Anybody else? Do you need anything? 214 00:11:00,119 --> 00:11:01,620 A massage? Huh? 215 00:11:01,662 --> 00:11:03,998 - Wouldn't say no. - Fuck off, Mickey. 216 00:11:07,626 --> 00:11:08,836 Kev! 217 00:11:08,878 --> 00:11:10,004 Where are the brownie pans? 218 00:11:10,046 --> 00:11:12,590 Okay, here we go. 219 00:11:12,631 --> 00:11:14,860 Two beautiful girls ready to show their mommy off at school. 220 00:11:14,884 --> 00:11:17,678 Oh, I am so excited to be class parent. 221 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:19,263 I need a break from the adults. 222 00:11:19,305 --> 00:11:21,265 Hey, how many voters did you register yesterday? 223 00:11:21,307 --> 00:11:22,965 Three in five hours. 224 00:11:22,990 --> 00:11:26,353 So many good Black folks died from the virus or moving away. 225 00:11:26,395 --> 00:11:28,160 I'm starting to think we should give up 226 00:11:28,185 --> 00:11:30,399 and leave the South Side to the gentrifiers. 227 00:11:30,441 --> 00:11:32,026 Hey, those gentrifiers buy weed, 228 00:11:32,068 --> 00:11:34,111 the expensive stuff with the weird names. 229 00:11:34,153 --> 00:11:36,489 I had some hipster kid come in for an edible yesterday. 230 00:11:36,530 --> 00:11:38,590 He said that we're the up-and-coming... 231 00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:41,010 neighborhood, said we're the next Pilsen. 232 00:11:41,035 --> 00:11:41,994 Pilsen? 233 00:11:42,036 --> 00:11:45,372 - The place where they do art walks? - Yeah, and the fancy food trucks. 234 00:11:45,414 --> 00:11:47,832 The other kids are gonna be so jealous of you. 235 00:11:47,857 --> 00:11:51,879 You guys have the sexiest mama on the South Side. 236 00:11:52,338 --> 00:11:53,506 A-and the smartest. 237 00:11:53,547 --> 00:11:55,516 Damn right, the smartest. 238 00:11:56,140 --> 00:11:59,811 Girls, in 2021, we are ignoring the male gaze 239 00:11:59,845 --> 00:12:01,514 and focusing on our minds. 240 00:12:01,793 --> 00:12:03,474 It's where the energy needs to go. 241 00:12:03,793 --> 00:12:05,534 Well, this male gaze is gonna focus 242 00:12:05,559 --> 00:12:07,394 on you walking out that door. 243 00:12:16,278 --> 00:12:18,030 Frank, can I ask you something? 244 00:12:19,824 --> 00:12:21,325 Do you believe in God? 245 00:12:21,367 --> 00:12:22,701 I mean, the evidence is thin, 246 00:12:22,743 --> 00:12:24,078 but I think God is real... 247 00:12:25,204 --> 00:12:27,665 ... which means so is Hell. 248 00:12:29,208 --> 00:12:31,307 Say you did something bad by accident. 249 00:12:32,331 --> 00:12:35,073 Do you still go down there and get tortured by demons? 250 00:12:37,284 --> 00:12:39,404 Little hard to masturbate when you keep asking me 251 00:12:39,429 --> 00:12:42,057 questions about Catholicism, kid. 252 00:12:43,305 --> 00:12:45,569 It's fine. I give up anyway. 253 00:12:45,975 --> 00:12:48,561 Son, Hell, much like prisons, 254 00:12:48,602 --> 00:12:50,855 is just a way to frighten people 255 00:12:50,896 --> 00:12:52,314 into submission. 256 00:12:52,534 --> 00:12:55,192 You can buy a pardon from the Catholic Church, 257 00:12:55,234 --> 00:12:57,069 be absolved of your sins, 258 00:12:57,111 --> 00:12:58,904 just like you can buy a judge. 259 00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:00,757 It's the oldest scam in the book. 260 00:13:01,198 --> 00:13:02,449 How much is a pardon? 261 00:13:02,491 --> 00:13:04,326 More than you'll ever have. 262 00:13:04,589 --> 00:13:06,620 If you're worried about something, go confess. 263 00:13:06,662 --> 00:13:09,103 Light some candles, say some Hail Marys, 264 00:13:09,128 --> 00:13:11,500 and voila, you're back on God's good side, 265 00:13:11,929 --> 00:13:15,004 unless, of course, you did something really bad. 266 00:13:15,045 --> 00:13:16,172 Then you'll be tormented 267 00:13:16,213 --> 00:13:18,507 in the deepest depths of Hell for eternity. 268 00:13:20,483 --> 00:13:22,803 Last day at sex offender's corner, Franny. 269 00:13:22,845 --> 00:13:23,846 Isn't that great? 270 00:13:23,888 --> 00:13:25,848 Tomorrow I can walk you all the way to school. 271 00:13:25,890 --> 00:13:28,058 Mommy, where's Sandy? 272 00:13:29,018 --> 00:13:31,331 She's off lying somewhere about being single. 273 00:13:31,854 --> 00:13:33,768 I want Sandy. 274 00:13:37,109 --> 00:13:39,361 Okay, say it again, sweetie. 275 00:13:39,581 --> 00:13:41,422 Sandy needs to know just how much you miss her. 276 00:13:41,659 --> 00:13:44,200 Say, "Where's Sandy? I want Sandy." 277 00:13:44,241 --> 00:13:47,143 - I want Sandy. - Louder. 278 00:13:48,245 --> 00:13:51,290 - I want Sandy. - Louder, like you mean it. 279 00:13:51,332 --> 00:13:54,335 Thanks for nothing, Franny! 280 00:14:01,904 --> 00:14:05,826 _ 281 00:14:14,939 --> 00:14:16,273 This is stupid. 282 00:14:16,315 --> 00:14:18,400 - You volunteer, then. - Well, who put you in charge? 283 00:14:18,442 --> 00:14:19,794 The Grand fucking Wizard, that's who. 284 00:14:19,818 --> 00:14:20,945 Yo! 285 00:14:20,986 --> 00:14:22,112 What are you idiots doing? 286 00:14:22,154 --> 00:14:24,073 Joey here has a dumb idea. 287 00:14:24,114 --> 00:14:25,074 - Yeah. - Shut up! 288 00:14:25,115 --> 00:14:26,176 Can't decide who's gonna take care 289 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:27,952 of Uncle Terry when he gets back. 290 00:14:27,993 --> 00:14:29,161 Take care? 291 00:14:29,203 --> 00:14:30,972 Feed him, empty his shit bag, and wash his balls. 292 00:14:30,996 --> 00:14:33,207 - Fuck, man. - Jeez, with the fucking imagery. 293 00:14:33,249 --> 00:14:34,667 So we're playing Russian roulette. 294 00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:36,144 Four of us, three bullets in the gun. 295 00:14:36,168 --> 00:14:38,212 Whoever doesn't get shot takes care of the cripple. 296 00:14:38,254 --> 00:14:40,923 Seems like a great plan. 297 00:14:40,965 --> 00:14:42,108 I shouldn't have to play. 298 00:14:42,132 --> 00:14:43,193 I'm the one servicing that old bag 299 00:14:43,217 --> 00:14:45,135 twice a week so we can keep our house. 300 00:14:45,177 --> 00:14:46,387 Wait, you're fucking McCurdy? 301 00:14:46,428 --> 00:14:47,846 Yeah, he should get a pass. 302 00:14:47,888 --> 00:14:49,181 Screw it. I'm going first. 303 00:14:49,223 --> 00:14:51,225 I'd rather die than wash Terry's balls. 304 00:14:51,267 --> 00:14:52,393 All right, hold on. 305 00:14:52,434 --> 00:14:55,271 Hold on. Hold o... Put that down. 306 00:14:55,312 --> 00:14:56,748 Look, I'm not gonna lie... as fun as it would be 307 00:14:56,772 --> 00:14:58,541 to watch you all blow your fucking brains out, 308 00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:00,401 I actually happen to like one or two of you. 309 00:15:00,575 --> 00:15:03,362 So, Alek, you're his favorite. You're doing it. 310 00:15:03,972 --> 00:15:05,581 Yeah, he's right. You're his favorite. 311 00:15:05,606 --> 00:15:07,032 But that-that's only because I let him 312 00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:09,130 practice ringen on me as a kid. 313 00:15:09,813 --> 00:15:12,621 - What's ringen? - German wrestling, very homo-sexy. 314 00:15:12,663 --> 00:15:14,331 And my shoulder's still messed up. 315 00:15:14,373 --> 00:15:16,142 Well, you got off easy, 'cause he's been actually 316 00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:18,127 trying to kill my ass last couple years. 317 00:15:18,168 --> 00:15:20,838 So ring, ring, duty fucking calls. 318 00:15:47,031 --> 00:15:48,240 Excellent. 319 00:15:52,978 --> 00:15:54,771 Ah, Mrs. G. 320 00:15:55,184 --> 00:15:58,792 Light brain teaser with your morning coffee, I see. Good choice. 321 00:15:58,834 --> 00:16:01,503 Gotta exercise those mental muscles. 322 00:16:02,083 --> 00:16:04,131 What do you want, Frank? 323 00:16:04,173 --> 00:16:06,133 I'm here to pick up my stuff. 324 00:16:06,158 --> 00:16:07,784 What stuff? 325 00:16:08,740 --> 00:16:10,024 I... 326 00:16:10,864 --> 00:16:12,973 I paid for five ounces in advance. 327 00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:14,558 You wrote it down somewhere, 328 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:17,144 on a Post-it note, back of a napkin... 329 00:16:17,186 --> 00:16:19,521 No need to write it down. Mind's a steel trap. 330 00:16:19,563 --> 00:16:22,649 We're all settled up. I don't owe you anything. 331 00:16:22,674 --> 00:16:24,460 Okay, now, I'm not just a college kid 332 00:16:24,485 --> 00:16:26,987 buying a doobie with his daddy's money. 333 00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:28,614 My sativa, please. 334 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:31,408 - Everything okay out here? - Yes. No! 335 00:16:31,450 --> 00:16:34,828 No, your mom's trying to pull a fast one on me. 336 00:16:34,870 --> 00:16:37,081 You know, there was a time on the South Side 337 00:16:37,122 --> 00:16:39,058 when we had honor, a code. 338 00:16:39,083 --> 00:16:41,251 Maybe it was before you people moved in. 339 00:16:41,293 --> 00:16:43,962 - What is he talking about? - No idea. Frank? 340 00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:45,589 You gonna leave or not? 341 00:16:45,631 --> 00:16:48,092 No! Absolutely not... 342 00:16:51,694 --> 00:16:53,238 Why don't you guys move back here? 343 00:16:53,263 --> 00:16:54,598 Oh, Tami doesn't want to, 344 00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:56,979 said she'd rather have Fred see white nationalists 345 00:16:57,004 --> 00:16:59,702 on the TV at Bob's than in the yard next door, 346 00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:01,480 and, you know, I can't say I blame her. 347 00:17:01,522 --> 00:17:03,065 The neighborhood's on the up, 348 00:17:03,124 --> 00:17:05,984 but block keeps getting shittier. Pop? 349 00:17:06,762 --> 00:17:10,175 Maybe we should just cut our losses, move in with Bob. 350 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:11,657 We can be the fucked-up Brady Bunch. 351 00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:13,325 No, no, no, don't give up yet, man. 352 00:17:13,367 --> 00:17:14,493 All right? 353 00:17:14,535 --> 00:17:16,161 Look, we sell the stuff from BornFree. 354 00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:17,371 That'll carry us for a while. 355 00:17:17,413 --> 00:17:19,499 We'll put the parts and the tools downstairs. 356 00:17:19,524 --> 00:17:21,417 Now, our only real problem are the bikes. 357 00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:24,169 Can't use my garage. It's full of baby crap. 358 00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:25,480 Yeah, we couldn't use that anyway. 359 00:17:25,504 --> 00:17:27,315 You know, it's the first place the cops would look. 360 00:17:27,339 --> 00:17:28,674 The cops? 361 00:17:28,732 --> 00:17:30,317 Yeah, they might come poking around. 362 00:17:30,342 --> 00:17:32,386 Guess you've done this before. 363 00:17:32,428 --> 00:17:33,613 Yeah, it's in the Gallagher playbook. 364 00:17:33,637 --> 00:17:34,763 You get it at birth. 365 00:17:34,805 --> 00:17:36,849 Your brother's not gonna be a problem, the cop? 366 00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:39,094 No, Carl wouldn't turn on family. 367 00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:42,271 Okay. 368 00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:44,314 And Steely Susan. There you go. 369 00:17:44,356 --> 00:17:45,441 Thank you very much. 370 00:17:45,482 --> 00:17:47,065 Enjoy responsibly. 371 00:17:47,987 --> 00:17:50,571 I mean, with rehab, he might move his arms again one day. 372 00:17:50,612 --> 00:17:52,906 - Who knows? He could even walk. - I don't get it. 373 00:17:52,948 --> 00:17:55,075 What's so great about your dad walking again? 374 00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:56,618 Less of a burden on the family. 375 00:17:56,660 --> 00:17:58,036 What are you guys talking about? 376 00:17:58,078 --> 00:17:59,413 Terry's coming home today. 377 00:17:59,455 --> 00:18:00,539 So soon? 378 00:18:00,581 --> 00:18:02,658 Don't worry. He's a fucking vegetable. 379 00:18:03,322 --> 00:18:06,728 That's the most I've heard you talk about your dad in... ever. 380 00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:07,838 Why do you care? 381 00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:09,607 Why save a man just to dump him on his family? 382 00:18:09,631 --> 00:18:12,885 Like, do the world a favor. Pull the fucking plug already. 383 00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:14,449 Jesus, Mick. 384 00:18:14,474 --> 00:18:16,555 Being long-term sick is worse than death. 385 00:18:16,597 --> 00:18:18,140 You fix that by improving services, 386 00:18:18,182 --> 00:18:19,551 not by killing people. 387 00:18:19,576 --> 00:18:21,119 I don't wanna pay for Terry's wet nurse 388 00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:22,394 with my tax money. 389 00:18:22,436 --> 00:18:24,313 You pay taxes on this weed? 390 00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:26,607 - Sometimes, a little bit. - Uh-huh. 391 00:18:26,648 --> 00:18:27,733 It's a lot of product, Kev. 392 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,735 Yeah, he almost shat himself on the way here. 393 00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:32,362 I'll feel better once we finish up the ambulance. 394 00:18:32,404 --> 00:18:35,324 We're bulletproofing it and adding a safe for all this cash. 395 00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:36,658 Smart, weed's selling faster 396 00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:38,941 than toilet paper during quarantine. 397 00:18:39,761 --> 00:18:42,331 All right, nice doing business with you, Chapo. 398 00:18:42,372 --> 00:18:43,499 Come on, sugar tits. 399 00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:45,083 We got an ambulance to pimp out. 400 00:19:04,898 --> 00:19:07,648 Hey, Timmy. It's me, Liam, from next door. 401 00:19:07,673 --> 00:19:08,966 I know who you are. 402 00:19:09,288 --> 00:19:11,068 Um, I heard about your Uncle Terry. 403 00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:12,694 Not my uncle, my dad. 404 00:19:13,078 --> 00:19:16,532 Well, guess he's actually my uncle and my dad. 405 00:19:16,573 --> 00:19:19,243 - I'm really sorry, man. - Why do you give a shit? 406 00:19:19,284 --> 00:19:20,661 It's just sad that... 407 00:19:20,702 --> 00:19:22,222 Only time a man apologizes for something 408 00:19:22,246 --> 00:19:23,953 is if he did it or knows who did. 409 00:19:24,289 --> 00:19:25,916 You know who it was? 410 00:19:26,879 --> 00:19:28,877 - Do you? - No! I was just trying to... 411 00:19:28,919 --> 00:19:30,510 When we find the bastard that shot 412 00:19:30,535 --> 00:19:32,548 Pappy Terry, he'll be more than paralyzed. 413 00:19:32,589 --> 00:19:33,816 We'll cut him up, bleed him out, 414 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:36,760 grind him up, and feed him to our dogs. 415 00:19:48,814 --> 00:19:50,667 - Sir... - It says right here. 416 00:19:50,691 --> 00:19:52,067 - Right here! - Uh, sir? 417 00:19:52,109 --> 00:19:53,586 Someone from bathrooms 418 00:19:53,610 --> 00:19:55,571 to the living room section, please. 419 00:19:55,612 --> 00:19:58,115 It says right here on the receipt, 420 00:19:58,156 --> 00:19:59,616 free returns for 90 days. 421 00:19:59,658 --> 00:20:02,160 Uh, your purchase was made 123 days ago. 422 00:20:02,185 --> 00:20:03,353 No, it wasn't! 423 00:20:03,429 --> 00:20:05,222 Sir, I can tell you used a ballpoint pen 424 00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:06,432 to change the three to a four. 425 00:20:06,456 --> 00:20:08,059 You calling me a fucking liar now? 426 00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:09,394 You know what? I wanna speak to your manager. 427 00:20:09,418 --> 00:20:10,770 - Where is he? - Hey, is there 428 00:20:10,794 --> 00:20:11,795 a problem over here? 429 00:20:12,271 --> 00:20:13,415 'Cause it looks like from over there, 430 00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:15,638 you're harassing this kind and capable lady manager 431 00:20:15,663 --> 00:20:17,729 who's just trying to help you out with your return. 432 00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:22,806 I might've lost my temper. 433 00:20:22,831 --> 00:20:24,976 Why don't you take a walk and come back when you find it? 434 00:20:27,436 --> 00:20:29,197 Yes, of course. 435 00:20:29,813 --> 00:20:31,440 Thank you, Officer. 436 00:20:33,161 --> 00:20:34,203 Sorry. 437 00:20:34,228 --> 00:20:35,646 Mm. 438 00:20:36,712 --> 00:20:37,921 Real asshole. 439 00:20:37,946 --> 00:20:40,073 Not even the worst one today. 440 00:20:40,115 --> 00:20:42,361 People are so on edge since the corona. 441 00:20:42,743 --> 00:20:45,495 Thank you for rescuing me, um... 442 00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:46,396 Carl. 443 00:20:46,421 --> 00:20:47,712 Tish. 444 00:20:48,352 --> 00:20:49,933 You kind of came out of nowhere, Carl. 445 00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:52,298 Oh, no, I just came from the recliner section. 446 00:20:52,669 --> 00:20:55,631 Right. Well, I can help you. 447 00:20:55,672 --> 00:20:58,242 Are you looking for anything in particular? 448 00:20:58,267 --> 00:21:00,772 I'm looking for something comfortable but not too stuffy. 449 00:21:01,887 --> 00:21:03,826 I got just the thing. 450 00:21:04,389 --> 00:21:06,808 Storage arm, five-speed massage. 451 00:21:06,850 --> 00:21:07,851 How much is it? 452 00:21:07,893 --> 00:21:09,186 Too much. 453 00:21:09,446 --> 00:21:12,211 But I'd love to use my employee discount for you. 454 00:21:12,504 --> 00:21:13,922 It's 20 percent. 455 00:21:13,947 --> 00:21:15,490 I owe you. 456 00:21:15,838 --> 00:21:18,125 Yeah, I guess you do kind of owe me. 457 00:21:20,530 --> 00:21:22,449 I could throw in my phone number too 458 00:21:22,491 --> 00:21:23,696 if you want it. 459 00:21:24,343 --> 00:21:25,719 All right, cool. 460 00:21:26,432 --> 00:21:27,558 Great. 461 00:21:28,751 --> 00:21:31,083 Okay, let's do books! 462 00:21:31,124 --> 00:21:34,238 How many books can you count in the class? 463 00:21:34,937 --> 00:21:36,980 - One, good. - One, two... 464 00:21:37,005 --> 00:21:38,524 - Two. - ... three... 465 00:21:38,548 --> 00:21:39,549 Uh-huh. 466 00:21:39,591 --> 00:21:40,926 ... four! 467 00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:42,260 Four! Okay. 468 00:21:42,302 --> 00:21:43,845 So four. Is that it? 469 00:21:43,887 --> 00:21:44,971 I'll be damned. 470 00:21:45,013 --> 00:21:47,088 There's only four books in this whole room? 471 00:21:47,113 --> 00:21:49,393 All right, add it to the table. 472 00:21:49,434 --> 00:21:50,894 Good morning, class. 473 00:21:50,936 --> 00:21:54,408 Good morning, Mrs. Sugar! 474 00:21:54,940 --> 00:21:56,292 It's time to play our special game, 475 00:21:56,316 --> 00:21:59,319 and it's your class' turn to assign roles this week. 476 00:21:59,361 --> 00:22:00,654 Yay! 477 00:22:00,696 --> 00:22:02,322 Yay! Ooh, yay! 478 00:22:02,347 --> 00:22:03,807 What game are we playing? 479 00:22:03,923 --> 00:22:05,508 It's our weekly active shooter drill 480 00:22:05,533 --> 00:22:08,912 or, as we like to call it, "Hide from the bang-bangs." 481 00:22:08,954 --> 00:22:10,664 All right, who wants to be the shooter? 482 00:22:10,706 --> 00:22:12,658 Me! Me! Me! 483 00:22:13,083 --> 00:22:15,252 I love the initiative, but remember, statistically, 484 00:22:15,293 --> 00:22:17,129 most mass shooters are... 485 00:22:17,187 --> 00:22:18,230 white boys. 486 00:22:18,255 --> 00:22:19,131 Yes! 487 00:22:19,172 --> 00:22:21,025 Sorry, class. Accuracy is important. 488 00:22:21,049 --> 00:22:23,185 Now, Chris, come on. Suit up. 489 00:22:23,210 --> 00:22:24,803 Here, get this. 490 00:22:24,845 --> 00:22:27,247 - This can't be real. - Spin it. 491 00:22:27,272 --> 00:22:30,142 All right, off you go. Get in position. 492 00:22:30,183 --> 00:22:32,227 Okay, who wants to be "in the bathroom" 493 00:22:32,269 --> 00:22:33,228 or "in the hallway"? 494 00:22:33,270 --> 00:22:35,021 Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! 495 00:22:35,063 --> 00:22:37,453 Okay, you two, head to the bathroom. 496 00:22:38,210 --> 00:22:39,776 Girls, wait for Mama. 497 00:22:39,818 --> 00:22:41,570 Y'all play this game every week? 498 00:22:41,595 --> 00:22:43,764 Yes, Mommy. We always win. 499 00:22:44,007 --> 00:22:47,242 I don't see how there can be any winners in this game. 500 00:22:49,048 --> 00:22:51,842 Okay, ready. Here we go. 501 00:22:54,416 --> 00:22:55,876 Mama, hurry, hurry! 502 00:22:55,917 --> 00:22:57,953 I'm coming! Mama's coming! 503 00:22:59,212 --> 00:23:02,048 Whoo, that kid's gonna need a hell of a therapist! 504 00:23:10,974 --> 00:23:13,089 - Clear. - Clear! 505 00:23:13,894 --> 00:23:15,437 Oh, my goodness. What do I do? 506 00:23:15,479 --> 00:23:17,898 Door! 507 00:23:20,525 --> 00:23:21,943 Shields. 508 00:23:21,968 --> 00:23:25,263 Honey, the bullets will go right through these. 509 00:23:27,741 --> 00:23:29,701 These are where my brownie pans went? 510 00:23:29,743 --> 00:23:31,119 We made shields. 511 00:23:31,411 --> 00:23:33,789 This is messed up. 512 00:23:33,814 --> 00:23:35,551 I keep you safe, Mommy. 513 00:23:42,255 --> 00:23:44,341 And do you wanna know the worst part of all of this? 514 00:23:44,382 --> 00:23:45,717 Oh, God, not again. 515 00:23:45,759 --> 00:23:48,236 I don't know how much longer I can take this, Debs. 516 00:23:48,261 --> 00:23:49,805 Do you wanna give me a safe space to vent 517 00:23:49,846 --> 00:23:50,931 about my relationship, 518 00:23:50,972 --> 00:23:52,748 or do you wanna pay my regular welding rate? 519 00:23:53,642 --> 00:23:54,643 Fine. 520 00:23:54,684 --> 00:23:55,727 Go ahead. 521 00:23:55,769 --> 00:23:59,105 I mean, I opened up my life to Sandy: 522 00:23:59,147 --> 00:24:01,858 my daughter, my family, you guys... 523 00:24:01,900 --> 00:24:03,360 Well, technically, she's my cousin, 524 00:24:03,401 --> 00:24:04,498 and I fucked her first. 525 00:24:04,523 --> 00:24:06,905 ... assuming that she was doing the same thing, 526 00:24:06,947 --> 00:24:09,318 but she shut me out, so now I'm sitting here, 527 00:24:09,343 --> 00:24:11,284 butt naked, vulnerable, and heartbroken 528 00:24:11,326 --> 00:24:13,787 while she's building up a goddamn border wall 529 00:24:13,829 --> 00:24:15,247 between the two of us. 530 00:24:15,288 --> 00:24:17,040 Hey, guys. Uh, Mick, talk to you 531 00:24:17,082 --> 00:24:18,291 - for a minute? - Yes, please. 532 00:24:18,333 --> 00:24:20,544 I just don't know why she would do that to me 533 00:24:20,585 --> 00:24:21,813 after everything that we've been through. 534 00:24:21,837 --> 00:24:23,898 All right, so I can't find a place to stash the bikes. 535 00:24:23,922 --> 00:24:27,175 I put some of the parts in my garage, but the basement's out. 536 00:24:27,217 --> 00:24:29,235 Look, we gotta get the bikes off the truck 537 00:24:29,260 --> 00:24:31,638 and figure out a way to sell them... I need the money. 538 00:24:32,018 --> 00:24:33,723 All right, I might have a spot for you, 539 00:24:33,765 --> 00:24:36,476 - but I'ma need a finder's fee. - On top of your cut from last night? 540 00:24:36,518 --> 00:24:37,776 Gotta make that bread. 541 00:24:38,395 --> 00:24:39,771 Fine, two percent. 542 00:24:39,813 --> 00:24:41,898 Ten. 543 00:24:41,923 --> 00:24:43,591 - Five. - Deal. 544 00:24:43,650 --> 00:24:45,837 I'll finish up the ambulance. We'll go stash the bikes, all right? 545 00:24:45,862 --> 00:24:47,029 Okay. 546 00:24:51,032 --> 00:24:52,617 That hurts. 547 00:24:52,659 --> 00:24:54,504 Can I get something for the pain? 548 00:24:54,529 --> 00:24:58,039 No, we need you lucid to rule out a concussion. 549 00:24:58,064 --> 00:24:59,732 Know how you got here? 550 00:25:00,029 --> 00:25:01,918 Not on my own free will. 551 00:25:02,209 --> 00:25:04,888 A woman found you unconscious and bleeding 552 00:25:04,921 --> 00:25:06,592 behind a dumpster, 553 00:25:06,827 --> 00:25:08,758 called 911. 554 00:25:08,905 --> 00:25:12,178 You're lucky. Head injuries can be serious. 555 00:25:12,343 --> 00:25:15,599 Is this fine citizen gonna pay for the ambulance too, 556 00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:17,640 or what's this gonna set me back? 557 00:25:20,437 --> 00:25:23,435 So... how did this happen? 558 00:25:23,899 --> 00:25:25,326 I hit my head. 559 00:25:26,091 --> 00:25:27,801 On what? 560 00:25:28,224 --> 00:25:31,364 On a... a pole. 561 00:25:31,718 --> 00:25:34,973 It was, like, hanging down from the side of a building. 562 00:25:36,833 --> 00:25:38,501 What's your name again? 563 00:25:38,684 --> 00:25:40,686 - Frank. - Frank what? 564 00:25:42,417 --> 00:25:43,994 G-Gallagher. 565 00:25:47,672 --> 00:25:50,228 Can you remember three words for me? 566 00:25:50,926 --> 00:25:53,486 Blue, handlebar, pedestrian. 567 00:25:53,511 --> 00:25:55,430 Pedestrian, like your question. 568 00:25:55,472 --> 00:25:56,932 Blue, like my balls. 569 00:25:56,973 --> 00:25:58,183 Handlebar. I got it. 570 00:25:58,224 --> 00:25:59,392 What year is it, Frank? 571 00:25:59,434 --> 00:26:02,726 About ten years after I walked into this fucking ER. 572 00:26:03,312 --> 00:26:04,731 Who's the president? 573 00:26:04,773 --> 00:26:05,857 Vladimir Putin. 574 00:26:05,899 --> 00:26:07,776 Oh, you mean of the United States? 575 00:26:07,817 --> 00:26:09,069 Um... 576 00:26:09,273 --> 00:26:11,288 same... same answer. 577 00:26:14,083 --> 00:26:16,117 What words did I ask you to remember? 578 00:26:19,685 --> 00:26:22,123 I'm not-I'm not playing this game anymore. 579 00:26:22,165 --> 00:26:23,225 - Are you... - Gonna need... 580 00:26:23,249 --> 00:26:25,627 gonna need to run some more tests. 581 00:26:26,336 --> 00:26:28,713 Strap in. It's gonna take a while. 582 00:26:34,761 --> 00:26:35,720 Let's move it. 583 00:26:35,762 --> 00:26:36,948 We're late for our cash pickups. 584 00:26:36,972 --> 00:26:38,551 Better late than dead. 585 00:26:49,502 --> 00:26:51,566 Zofia! Alek! We're here! 586 00:26:57,158 --> 00:26:58,493 Come on, help me get him up. 587 00:26:58,535 --> 00:27:01,538 Oh, fuck. 588 00:27:06,501 --> 00:27:08,211 Fuck. 589 00:27:16,849 --> 00:27:18,972 - All right. - Take this shit off my face. 590 00:27:20,223 --> 00:27:21,808 Get this off my face. 591 00:27:24,436 --> 00:27:26,032 I got it! 592 00:27:26,057 --> 00:27:28,249 Come on, bitch, lift the fucking... just lift it. 593 00:27:28,273 --> 00:27:29,816 I got it, okay? 594 00:27:29,858 --> 00:27:31,192 Should we help? 595 00:27:31,234 --> 00:27:33,486 Can you actually do something? 596 00:27:33,528 --> 00:27:34,805 No. 597 00:27:36,281 --> 00:27:37,758 Come on, you're pulling on my fucking... 598 00:27:37,782 --> 00:27:39,284 - Agh! - I need 599 00:27:39,325 --> 00:27:40,636 - a fucking break. - Ow! Fuck. 600 00:27:40,660 --> 00:27:42,454 Oh, shit. 601 00:27:43,038 --> 00:27:44,974 We need to get him up to the fucking house. 602 00:27:44,998 --> 00:27:46,267 Hey, should we, uh... build a ramp? 603 00:27:46,291 --> 00:27:47,917 A ramp, yeah. 604 00:27:47,959 --> 00:27:50,253 We need to get... 605 00:27:53,173 --> 00:27:55,925 Go get a ramp. We need to get him in the house. 606 00:27:57,469 --> 00:27:58,928 Okay? 607 00:28:00,847 --> 00:28:02,508 Yeah, it's... 608 00:28:03,141 --> 00:28:05,935 weird seeing the old cripple in pain like that. 609 00:28:05,977 --> 00:28:07,395 Here we go. Here we go! 610 00:28:07,437 --> 00:28:08,964 I could walk over there right now 611 00:28:08,989 --> 00:28:11,191 and scoop his eyeball out with a spoon. 612 00:28:11,232 --> 00:28:13,434 Couldn't do a damn thing about it. 613 00:28:13,839 --> 00:28:15,257 You could do that. 614 00:28:15,361 --> 00:28:18,031 Piss on him, let him air-dry, 615 00:28:18,472 --> 00:28:20,617 use his mouth for a fucking ashtray. 616 00:28:20,642 --> 00:28:21,852 It's not helping. 617 00:28:21,910 --> 00:28:23,863 We gotta get the ramp on the stairs. 618 00:28:24,172 --> 00:28:26,347 What, you wouldn't feel the same way if it was Frank? 619 00:28:29,918 --> 00:28:31,836 I don't think I'd wish that on Frank... 620 00:28:31,861 --> 00:28:33,104 Come on, you guys. 621 00:28:33,129 --> 00:28:34,736 ... or anybody, really. 622 00:28:35,541 --> 00:28:38,009 Well, Frank's not a homophobic psychopath 623 00:28:38,051 --> 00:28:40,345 who tortured you every day for years. 624 00:28:40,386 --> 00:28:42,949 No, he's just an emotionally abusive alcoholic 625 00:28:42,974 --> 00:28:45,683 who stole my money for drugs, broke my nose, 626 00:28:45,708 --> 00:28:47,585 tried to profit off my mania. 627 00:28:49,867 --> 00:28:51,966 I guess we both had shit dads. 628 00:28:53,483 --> 00:28:54,955 Let's get the fuck out of here. 629 00:28:55,610 --> 00:28:57,153 Lip, you comin'? 630 00:28:57,178 --> 00:28:58,353 Yep. 631 00:28:59,989 --> 00:29:01,314 Hi. 632 00:29:01,533 --> 00:29:02,367 Hey. 633 00:29:02,408 --> 00:29:04,160 How come you haven't returned my texts? 634 00:29:04,202 --> 00:29:06,079 Uh, I've been a little busy. 635 00:29:06,121 --> 00:29:08,289 - Fuck. - Ugh... 636 00:29:08,331 --> 00:29:10,208 Who's Royal? How long have you been married? 637 00:29:10,250 --> 00:29:11,709 Are you getting a divorce? 638 00:29:11,751 --> 00:29:13,666 Shut the fuck up, 639 00:29:14,003 --> 00:29:15,517 you stinking bitches. 640 00:29:15,755 --> 00:29:17,423 Jesus Christ. 641 00:29:17,465 --> 00:29:20,176 How the fuck did I end up with a family full of faggots? 642 00:29:20,218 --> 00:29:22,220 Your mama liked it up the ass. 643 00:29:22,262 --> 00:29:24,058 - That's how. - Fuck you, dyke. 644 00:29:24,083 --> 00:29:26,850 Oh, shut up, or I'll feed you your colostomy bag. 645 00:29:28,476 --> 00:29:30,186 I-I'm sorry I didn't tell you about Royal, 646 00:29:30,228 --> 00:29:31,938 but I'm-I'm handling it. 647 00:29:31,963 --> 00:29:33,047 Handling it how? 648 00:29:33,106 --> 00:29:35,191 Uh, I've got it under control. 649 00:29:35,433 --> 00:29:36,693 That's it? That's... 650 00:29:36,734 --> 00:29:38,183 all you're gonna give me? 651 00:29:38,403 --> 00:29:40,280 Uh... Debbie, like, I can... 652 00:29:40,321 --> 00:29:42,365 No, honestly, fuck that. I'm done. 653 00:29:42,407 --> 00:29:44,273 Have a good life with your fucking husband. 654 00:29:45,118 --> 00:29:46,161 Hey! 655 00:29:46,186 --> 00:29:47,729 Hey, ah. 656 00:29:47,754 --> 00:29:49,756 We can cut the legs off this, 657 00:29:49,781 --> 00:29:51,057 use it as a ramp. 658 00:29:51,082 --> 00:29:53,042 Then where do we cut the drugs, huh, 659 00:29:53,084 --> 00:29:54,419 and clean the guns? 660 00:29:54,460 --> 00:29:55,628 - Fucking eat? - Fuck! 661 00:29:55,670 --> 00:29:57,398 - Use your stupid brain, idiot. - Oh, fuck you, Terry. 662 00:29:57,422 --> 00:29:59,465 Let's fucking leave him out here. 663 00:30:00,192 --> 00:30:01,401 You coming? Come on, Zofia. 664 00:30:01,426 --> 00:30:02,792 Yeah, works for me. 665 00:30:06,139 --> 00:30:08,266 God damn it. 666 00:30:08,308 --> 00:30:09,559 I understand your concern. 667 00:30:09,601 --> 00:30:11,519 This country is a hotbed of mass shooters. 668 00:30:11,561 --> 00:30:12,979 Why are we training them for free? 669 00:30:13,021 --> 00:30:14,147 We're not; we're teaching 670 00:30:14,189 --> 00:30:15,583 our most vulnerable how to think quickly, 671 00:30:15,607 --> 00:30:18,026 act defensively in a high-stress situation. 672 00:30:18,067 --> 00:30:19,277 Any kid with half a brain 673 00:30:19,319 --> 00:30:20,504 can learn from one of those drills 674 00:30:20,528 --> 00:30:22,322 how to go about shooting up a school. 675 00:30:22,363 --> 00:30:23,781 Twenty bucks says that Chris kid 676 00:30:23,823 --> 00:30:24,824 is already stockpiling. 677 00:30:24,866 --> 00:30:26,326 Oh, Chris' family are Quaker. 678 00:30:26,367 --> 00:30:27,660 They don't believe in guns. 679 00:30:28,172 --> 00:30:29,913 I don't feel comfortable subjecting my girls 680 00:30:29,954 --> 00:30:30,955 to this kind of trauma. 681 00:30:30,997 --> 00:30:32,224 They are Black girls in America. 682 00:30:32,248 --> 00:30:34,125 At least at school, they should be safe. 683 00:30:34,167 --> 00:30:35,668 Well, I'm sorry, we used our PE money 684 00:30:35,710 --> 00:30:37,962 to give away hot lunches during the pandemic. 685 00:30:38,004 --> 00:30:39,491 Can't afford gym class, 686 00:30:39,714 --> 00:30:41,066 so pretending to run scared down the hallway 687 00:30:41,090 --> 00:30:42,318 from a crazed shooter's the only cardio 688 00:30:42,342 --> 00:30:43,444 these kids are gonna get all week. 689 00:30:43,468 --> 00:30:45,136 It's like what Mrs. Obama said, right? 690 00:30:45,178 --> 00:30:46,304 Kids gotta move. 691 00:30:46,346 --> 00:30:47,847 Don't think that's what she meant. 692 00:30:47,889 --> 00:30:49,015 Well, I'm sorry. 693 00:30:49,057 --> 00:30:51,392 Appreciate you coming in. 694 00:31:07,006 --> 00:31:09,076 _ 695 00:31:09,107 --> 00:31:11,107 _ 696 00:31:14,927 --> 00:31:16,549 _ 697 00:31:17,362 --> 00:31:19,362 _ 698 00:31:21,381 --> 00:31:23,584 Yo. 699 00:31:30,390 --> 00:31:32,111 Love what you've done with the place. 700 00:31:32,267 --> 00:31:33,986 Thanks. Want a beer? 701 00:31:34,269 --> 00:31:35,937 Eh, no, thanks. 702 00:31:35,979 --> 00:31:38,356 - Can I talk to you about something? - Yeah. What's up? 703 00:31:38,398 --> 00:31:41,484 I didn't mean to do it, but I did, and now I can't sleep, 704 00:31:41,526 --> 00:31:44,028 and I keep almost telling the wrong people about it, 705 00:31:44,070 --> 00:31:46,406 - dangerous people. - Okay. 706 00:31:46,447 --> 00:31:48,783 Terry, from next door? 707 00:31:48,825 --> 00:31:51,327 That was my bullet, from the gun you gave me. 708 00:31:51,369 --> 00:31:52,537 No way! 709 00:31:52,578 --> 00:31:54,736 You shot that fucking racist? 710 00:31:55,123 --> 00:31:56,249 Outstanding. 711 00:31:56,291 --> 00:31:58,084 It doesn't feel outstanding. 712 00:31:58,126 --> 00:32:00,044 Feels like I have to pay for it somehow, 713 00:32:00,086 --> 00:32:02,740 - rend my own flesh. - Oh, rend your what? 714 00:32:03,381 --> 00:32:05,091 Penance. 715 00:32:05,197 --> 00:32:08,011 Look, young gun. 716 00:32:08,052 --> 00:32:09,512 You did what none of us could do. 717 00:32:09,554 --> 00:32:11,139 You saw a problem on the block 718 00:32:11,180 --> 00:32:13,275 and took it into your own hands to solve it. 719 00:32:13,808 --> 00:32:15,143 Proud of you. 720 00:32:15,207 --> 00:32:17,789 But you should probably get rid of that gun 721 00:32:17,814 --> 00:32:19,230 and bulk up a little bit, 722 00:32:19,272 --> 00:32:20,481 just in case. 723 00:32:27,766 --> 00:32:29,226 Yo, Kev. 724 00:32:29,323 --> 00:32:30,842 How much you want to let us take over Kev-Fit 725 00:32:30,874 --> 00:32:32,250 for a couple days? 726 00:32:37,542 --> 00:32:39,972 We can stash the bikes in here till you find some buyers. 727 00:32:40,251 --> 00:32:41,878 You're cool letting us use your gym? 728 00:32:41,919 --> 00:32:44,551 Am I cool renting out the space for a few friends? 729 00:32:44,778 --> 00:32:45,654 Yeah. 730 00:32:45,798 --> 00:32:48,363 Only had five paying customers return after quarantine. 731 00:32:48,676 --> 00:32:50,928 Rudy tore his ass muscle, so now it's four. 732 00:32:50,970 --> 00:32:52,879 Besides, I don't know what you're gonna do with it. 733 00:32:53,056 --> 00:32:54,140 Stash stolen bikes. 734 00:32:54,182 --> 00:32:56,745 I don't know what you're gonna do with it. 735 00:32:58,353 --> 00:33:00,313 - How much? - Five percent. 736 00:33:00,355 --> 00:33:01,522 Deal. 737 00:33:01,564 --> 00:33:03,399 Unbelievable. 738 00:33:03,441 --> 00:33:05,693 Think you'll at least break even? 739 00:33:05,735 --> 00:33:08,405 Get used to it. It's a whole new world, Lip. 740 00:33:08,613 --> 00:33:10,323 Every man for himself after COVID. 741 00:33:17,789 --> 00:33:18,581 Hey. 742 00:33:18,631 --> 00:33:21,027 Just set your stuff down over there. 743 00:33:21,052 --> 00:33:22,293 Cool. I'm Debbie. 744 00:33:22,335 --> 00:33:24,545 The hot lesbian convict handywoman. 745 00:33:24,587 --> 00:33:27,504 I know. Like I said, over there. 746 00:33:28,257 --> 00:33:31,094 Okay. Ex-convict, actually. 747 00:33:31,135 --> 00:33:32,845 I just got my ankle bracelet off. 748 00:33:32,887 --> 00:33:34,368 Congratulations. 749 00:33:34,814 --> 00:33:36,432 That calls for a drink on the house. 750 00:33:36,587 --> 00:33:38,226 Hey, Haley, why don't we, uh, get her 751 00:33:38,267 --> 00:33:39,954 one of those local IPAs? 752 00:33:40,353 --> 00:33:41,771 Hey. Calista. 753 00:33:41,813 --> 00:33:42,688 Debbie. 754 00:33:42,730 --> 00:33:44,816 I didn't know gay bars were coming to the South Side. 755 00:33:45,147 --> 00:33:47,934 Yeah, well, uh, Logan Square's getting too crowded, and... 756 00:33:47,959 --> 00:33:50,738 - Boystown's gotten too loud. - Ha. 757 00:33:50,975 --> 00:33:52,508 You're not gonna throw a brick through my window 758 00:33:52,532 --> 00:33:53,783 or weld my door shut, are you? 759 00:33:53,825 --> 00:33:55,052 'Cause I heard people around here 760 00:33:55,076 --> 00:33:56,077 don't love outsiders. 761 00:33:56,119 --> 00:33:58,496 As long as you're not a CrossFit bro or a yogi, 762 00:33:58,538 --> 00:34:00,667 we welcome all queer transplants. 763 00:34:01,165 --> 00:34:02,784 So what can I do for you? 764 00:34:03,471 --> 00:34:05,420 Right, um, I was hoping 765 00:34:05,461 --> 00:34:07,547 you could put this up. 766 00:34:07,588 --> 00:34:09,215 Subtle. 767 00:34:09,257 --> 00:34:10,259 Yeah. 768 00:34:10,403 --> 00:34:13,198 It was either pussycat or the rainbow flag. 769 00:34:13,553 --> 00:34:15,259 Good choice. 770 00:34:20,321 --> 00:34:22,999 Two cheeseburger combos with fries, supersized, 771 00:34:23,024 --> 00:34:24,397 two frozen daiquiris, two pies, 772 00:34:24,439 --> 00:34:25,731 and a scoop of ice cream. 773 00:34:25,773 --> 00:34:27,233 Wow. 774 00:34:27,275 --> 00:34:28,317 You supersized them? 775 00:34:28,359 --> 00:34:30,194 This cop paycheck ain't gonna spend itself. 776 00:34:30,236 --> 00:34:32,860 God, it's so cool that you're so young 777 00:34:32,885 --> 00:34:36,325 and you have, like, a real-person job. 778 00:34:37,768 --> 00:34:39,520 Do you get benefits? 779 00:34:39,579 --> 00:34:40,621 Even vision. 780 00:34:40,663 --> 00:34:42,415 I've got 20/20, so it doesn't really matter, 781 00:34:42,457 --> 00:34:44,917 but if I ever need glasses, I got the hookup. 782 00:34:44,959 --> 00:34:47,910 I wear contacts, and they are expensive. 783 00:34:49,147 --> 00:34:50,356 You ever get shot? 784 00:34:50,381 --> 00:34:51,674 I get shot at all the time. 785 00:34:51,817 --> 00:34:53,761 I guess I've just gotten lucky so far. 786 00:34:54,010 --> 00:34:55,428 Ever seen a dead body? 787 00:34:55,470 --> 00:34:57,597 Lots, but that's just growing up on the South Side. 788 00:34:57,638 --> 00:34:59,182 - Mm. - You from here? 789 00:34:59,223 --> 00:35:00,436 Born and raised. 790 00:35:01,075 --> 00:35:02,410 Why did you become a cop? 791 00:35:02,622 --> 00:35:04,576 I just wanted to keep an eye on the neighborhood. 792 00:35:05,396 --> 00:35:07,398 Then there's the pension, right? 793 00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:10,151 I feel a lot safer knowing Officer Carl is out there, 794 00:35:10,193 --> 00:35:12,111 keeping the streets safe, 795 00:35:12,153 --> 00:35:13,404 supersizing meals. 796 00:35:13,773 --> 00:35:15,552 I'm just happy to be of service, ma'am. 797 00:35:22,580 --> 00:35:23,748 What are we doing here? 798 00:35:23,789 --> 00:35:26,053 We're supposed to be making a delivery in Bronzeville. 799 00:35:26,501 --> 00:35:27,668 Gonna take a shit. 800 00:35:28,076 --> 00:35:31,214 Since when do you come home to take a... shit! 801 00:35:31,255 --> 00:35:33,883 Hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 802 00:35:33,925 --> 00:35:36,219 Hey, come on. It's not worth it. 803 00:35:36,260 --> 00:35:37,446 Don't even think about it, faggots. 804 00:35:37,470 --> 00:35:39,448 - Shut the fuck up. - Keep your hands off me, 805 00:35:39,472 --> 00:35:41,124 or I'll shoot you dead. 806 00:35:44,519 --> 00:35:46,229 What are you staring at, dipshit? 807 00:35:46,270 --> 00:35:47,882 Mick, pause. 808 00:35:49,332 --> 00:35:51,876 Think about it. Is he worth it? 809 00:35:51,901 --> 00:35:53,694 Your old man's a cripple. 810 00:35:53,884 --> 00:35:55,792 Easiest target you'll ever get. 811 00:35:59,617 --> 00:36:01,202 Bet you still miss. 812 00:36:01,244 --> 00:36:02,578 Fuck. 813 00:36:02,620 --> 00:36:04,576 Go on, do it. 814 00:36:06,457 --> 00:36:08,818 You'd be doing me a favor, pussy. 815 00:36:39,198 --> 00:36:40,525 What the fuck was that? 816 00:36:40,900 --> 00:36:42,193 Nothing. 817 00:36:45,496 --> 00:36:47,013 There he is. 818 00:36:47,038 --> 00:36:48,623 Hey. 819 00:36:49,123 --> 00:36:51,751 Letty. From last night. 820 00:36:54,213 --> 00:36:55,381 Monica? 821 00:36:56,841 --> 00:36:59,471 Yes, of course. Whoa. 822 00:36:59,885 --> 00:37:01,834 You're a sight for sore eyes. 823 00:37:02,138 --> 00:37:04,932 You will not believe the day I have had. 824 00:37:04,957 --> 00:37:06,250 Drink? 825 00:37:06,275 --> 00:37:07,472 Barkeep! 826 00:37:08,933 --> 00:37:10,538 Beer for me and the lady. 827 00:37:10,563 --> 00:37:12,214 Put it on my tab. 828 00:37:13,357 --> 00:37:15,776 You don't have a tab. 829 00:37:15,818 --> 00:37:17,028 Well, then start one. 830 00:37:17,069 --> 00:37:19,252 Sure, Frank, why don't I just wipe my ass 831 00:37:19,277 --> 00:37:20,698 with some Benjamins while I'm at it? 832 00:37:20,740 --> 00:37:22,330 Is your weed locally grown? 833 00:37:22,355 --> 00:37:24,160 Sure is. Organic and free-range. 834 00:37:24,201 --> 00:37:25,433 Let me give you a tour. 835 00:37:29,345 --> 00:37:32,098 Frank, honey, you okay? 836 00:37:33,794 --> 00:37:35,296 I bumped my head. 837 00:37:35,338 --> 00:37:36,505 Aw. 838 00:37:36,547 --> 00:37:38,819 Poor baby. 839 00:37:39,759 --> 00:37:42,053 Do you want me to kiss it where it hurts? 840 00:38:17,963 --> 00:38:19,632 Oh, wow, that looks great. 841 00:38:19,674 --> 00:38:21,217 - Yeah, thanks. - Thank you. 842 00:38:21,258 --> 00:38:22,258 Mm-hmm. 843 00:38:23,427 --> 00:38:24,887 Come to our opening tonight. 844 00:38:24,929 --> 00:38:26,945 Bring your girlfriend if she's free. 845 00:38:27,410 --> 00:38:29,537 Not really sure. 846 00:38:29,562 --> 00:38:31,647 If she's free? 847 00:38:31,769 --> 00:38:33,521 If I have a girlfriend. 848 00:38:33,562 --> 00:38:34,781 Do tell. 849 00:38:36,210 --> 00:38:38,349 God, where to start? Okay. 850 00:38:38,374 --> 00:38:42,029 Uh, so I just found out that she's fucking married... 851 00:38:42,071 --> 00:38:43,155 to a guy. 852 00:38:43,197 --> 00:38:47,051 I have no idea how she met this guy, 853 00:38:47,076 --> 00:38:49,537 how long they've been together, if she's still seeing him. 854 00:38:49,578 --> 00:38:51,747 I mean, it's not like I haven't asked. 855 00:38:51,789 --> 00:38:52,957 All I do is ask. 856 00:38:52,998 --> 00:38:55,795 She just won't give me any answers. 857 00:38:56,293 --> 00:38:57,420 Dude. 858 00:38:59,392 --> 00:39:01,936 You think she's straight and just experimenting? 859 00:39:03,025 --> 00:39:05,027 Maybe love is just impossible. 860 00:39:05,481 --> 00:39:07,525 Yeah, agreed. 861 00:39:08,264 --> 00:39:09,640 You know Haley. 862 00:39:09,682 --> 00:39:10,641 That's my ex... 863 00:39:10,683 --> 00:39:12,321 wife... ex-wife. 864 00:39:12,893 --> 00:39:14,270 Tell you a secret? 865 00:39:14,311 --> 00:39:15,438 Yeah. 866 00:39:15,838 --> 00:39:19,025 I, uh... hired you to make her jealous. 867 00:39:24,108 --> 00:39:25,234 You wanna give her something 868 00:39:25,259 --> 00:39:27,053 to make her lose her mind about? 869 00:39:40,004 --> 00:39:42,708 Hey, did you hear BornFree got broken into last... 870 00:39:43,340 --> 00:39:44,321 What are you doing? 871 00:39:47,052 --> 00:39:48,743 Rearranging some stuff. 872 00:39:49,899 --> 00:39:52,767 Rearranging boxes I've never seen before 873 00:39:52,808 --> 00:39:55,103 with the BornFree logo on them? 874 00:39:58,314 --> 00:39:59,540 Brad and I broke in. 875 00:40:00,213 --> 00:40:01,954 What the fuck? Why? 876 00:40:03,736 --> 00:40:06,587 Because I'm-I'm fucking tired, Tami. 877 00:40:06,947 --> 00:40:08,616 All right? I worked my ass off 878 00:40:08,657 --> 00:40:10,534 to make this home for us, and now some hipsters 879 00:40:10,576 --> 00:40:11,969 are gonna move in? 880 00:40:12,339 --> 00:40:14,455 You know, Milton gets to cash in on my work, 881 00:40:14,497 --> 00:40:16,624 and I get to go live with Bob? 882 00:40:16,665 --> 00:40:19,251 A-and Brad sells BornFree to some douchebags 883 00:40:19,293 --> 00:40:21,629 who think a hog is just a large pig, 884 00:40:21,687 --> 00:40:23,773 and I get fired, and I just... 885 00:40:23,798 --> 00:40:25,863 I just-I needed to do something. 886 00:40:27,558 --> 00:40:29,595 All right? I-I needed to fix something. 887 00:40:29,637 --> 00:40:31,013 And if you get caught 888 00:40:31,301 --> 00:40:34,100 and go to jail, what is that gonna fix 889 00:40:34,231 --> 00:40:35,440 for Fred? 890 00:40:40,861 --> 00:40:42,446 I'm sorry. 891 00:40:45,569 --> 00:40:46,805 Okay? I get it. 892 00:40:47,988 --> 00:40:49,579 - I fucked up. - Yeah. 893 00:40:49,907 --> 00:40:51,493 Oh, you did. 894 00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:57,456 I been thinking, you know, 895 00:40:57,498 --> 00:40:58,862 and-and I can make it right. 896 00:40:59,208 --> 00:41:00,761 Okay? The-the house part. 897 00:41:02,753 --> 00:41:04,046 We can't go back to mine. 898 00:41:04,261 --> 00:41:06,465 The Milkoviches are a ticking time bomb, right? 899 00:41:06,507 --> 00:41:08,190 So we leave. 900 00:41:09,134 --> 00:41:11,970 Okay? All of us, the Gallaghers. 901 00:41:13,764 --> 00:41:15,898 We sell the house, all right? 902 00:41:15,923 --> 00:41:17,893 W-we each take our share, 903 00:41:17,935 --> 00:41:21,146 and you and I can use that to get our own place. 904 00:41:26,754 --> 00:41:28,404 You think your family would go for it? 905 00:41:28,731 --> 00:41:30,781 All right, maybe it's time we make gentrification 906 00:41:30,806 --> 00:41:32,349 our friend. 907 00:41:33,617 --> 00:41:35,828 All right? We... 908 00:41:35,870 --> 00:41:37,037 we cash in. 909 00:41:56,891 --> 00:41:58,809 Long fucking day. 910 00:41:58,851 --> 00:42:00,345 Gotta get over to The Alibi, 911 00:42:00,370 --> 00:42:01,812 help your brother unload those bikes. 912 00:42:02,128 --> 00:42:04,148 Motherfuckers, get me into the house! 913 00:42:04,189 --> 00:42:05,816 It's gonna rain out here! 914 00:42:05,858 --> 00:42:07,693 Shut the fuck up! 915 00:42:07,852 --> 00:42:09,687 Fuck you! 916 00:42:15,264 --> 00:42:17,440 Would you take care of me if I was paralyzed? 917 00:42:23,336 --> 00:42:24,795 Yeah. 918 00:42:25,836 --> 00:42:26,795 Yeah. 919 00:42:26,837 --> 00:42:28,130 You'd make a great RealDoll. 920 00:42:28,211 --> 00:42:30,171 Top you whenever I wanted. 921 00:42:31,286 --> 00:42:32,287 Asshole. 922 00:42:32,546 --> 00:42:34,803 Come and get me, you ungrateful shits! 923 00:42:38,972 --> 00:42:40,598 Be right back. 924 00:42:50,611 --> 00:42:52,947 - What the fuck you want? - Shut it! 925 00:43:03,150 --> 00:43:05,960 - Ouch! - Aw, your drugs wearing off? 926 00:43:06,001 --> 00:43:08,128 You're fucking clumsy. That's the fucking problem. 927 00:43:08,170 --> 00:43:09,755 Get out and help me push, tough guy. 928 00:43:09,797 --> 00:43:11,048 Egh. 929 00:43:11,090 --> 00:43:13,467 Oh, God. 930 00:43:14,134 --> 00:43:16,637 - Can I help? - Fuck no! 931 00:43:17,521 --> 00:43:19,041 Stop looking at me. 932 00:43:23,894 --> 00:43:26,605 - Don't drop me, limp wrist. - Charming. 933 00:43:38,877 --> 00:43:40,754 I got the door. 934 00:43:40,953 --> 00:43:42,496 It's locked. 935 00:43:43,872 --> 00:43:46,917 - Think we've done enough. - Fuck you very much. 936 00:43:54,925 --> 00:43:56,468 That was big of you. 937 00:43:56,493 --> 00:43:58,078 He's an asshole. 938 00:43:58,103 --> 00:44:00,021 I wanna be better than that. 939 00:44:00,046 --> 00:44:01,714 Hey. 940 00:44:01,739 --> 00:44:03,459 You are so much better than that. 941 00:44:14,153 --> 00:44:16,030 Please tell Alderman Jenkins 942 00:44:16,071 --> 00:44:17,948 that I expect a callback today. 943 00:44:18,158 --> 00:44:19,992 He's got me canvassing the whole of the South Side. 944 00:44:20,034 --> 00:44:21,869 The least he can do is help me with this. 945 00:44:21,910 --> 00:44:23,412 All right, thank you. 946 00:44:23,744 --> 00:44:25,914 Hey, babe. How was class mom day? 947 00:44:25,956 --> 00:44:27,100 Did you know that they are running 948 00:44:27,124 --> 00:44:28,594 active shooter drills at that school? 949 00:44:28,619 --> 00:44:30,563 Yeah, I talked to the girls about it last night. 950 00:44:30,588 --> 00:44:32,033 I gave them our brownie pans 951 00:44:32,058 --> 00:44:33,275 so they could use it as shields. 952 00:44:33,300 --> 00:44:35,635 - How'd that work out? - It did not work out. 953 00:44:35,677 --> 00:44:37,679 We hid in a bathroom for half an hour. 954 00:44:37,720 --> 00:44:38,888 I had to turn away some kid 955 00:44:38,913 --> 00:44:40,318 who was trying to get in there for shelter. 956 00:44:40,343 --> 00:44:41,974 He got pretend shot out there 957 00:44:41,999 --> 00:44:43,693 and had to act like he was dead, Kev. 958 00:44:43,733 --> 00:44:45,359 - Dead. - Sounds kind of fun. 959 00:44:45,401 --> 00:44:46,944 It wasn't. I spent my whole day 960 00:44:46,986 --> 00:44:48,904 trying to put an end to those drills... 961 00:44:48,946 --> 00:44:50,031 What's that? 962 00:44:50,072 --> 00:44:51,449 I'm cleaning out Kev-Fit. 963 00:44:51,490 --> 00:44:53,988 Some people just left some old, sweaty equipment 964 00:44:54,013 --> 00:44:55,828 -before the quarantine. - What kind of stuff? 965 00:44:55,870 --> 00:44:58,456 Oh, jump rope, weights, some basketballs. 966 00:45:03,252 --> 00:45:06,130 Kev, we can use this 967 00:45:06,172 --> 00:45:08,299 to bring gym class back for the girls. 968 00:45:08,340 --> 00:45:09,842 You think anyone'll miss it? 969 00:45:09,901 --> 00:45:11,235 Members got 'rona and died, V. 970 00:45:11,260 --> 00:45:13,429 I don't think anybody's coming back for it. 971 00:45:13,471 --> 00:45:17,183 Yes, this is good. I can use this. 972 00:45:17,224 --> 00:45:19,143 And now all I gotta do is get Black folks 973 00:45:19,185 --> 00:45:20,495 moving back into the neighborhood. 974 00:45:20,519 --> 00:45:22,021 Black folks don't shoot up schools. 975 00:45:22,063 --> 00:45:23,373 When Mikaela has a problem with Laquon, 976 00:45:23,397 --> 00:45:25,816 she knows she gotta go to his mama's house, handle it there. 977 00:45:25,858 --> 00:45:27,845 White folks are the only ones 978 00:45:27,870 --> 00:45:30,279 running around with AR-15s strapped to their chest. 979 00:45:30,321 --> 00:45:32,907 Guns should've been outlawed hundreds of years ago. 980 00:45:32,948 --> 00:45:34,158 Machine guns, yeah. 981 00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:37,286 All guns. What's anyone need a gun for? 982 00:45:38,096 --> 00:45:39,555 Protection. 983 00:45:39,845 --> 00:45:41,221 Kev? 984 00:45:42,124 --> 00:45:43,500 What? 985 00:45:54,278 --> 00:45:56,986 Well, well, well. 986 00:45:58,120 --> 00:45:59,900 What do we have here? 987 00:46:01,811 --> 00:46:04,001 Holy shit. 988 00:46:13,388 --> 00:46:15,979 It's the end of an era, my worthy foe. 989 00:46:17,952 --> 00:46:21,413 I admit, I wish you had fallen by my sword, 990 00:46:21,455 --> 00:46:24,208 but an act of God will have to do. 991 00:46:24,250 --> 00:46:26,836 Shoot me. 992 00:46:28,337 --> 00:46:29,922 Did you say something? 993 00:46:29,985 --> 00:46:31,628 I said shoot me. 994 00:46:35,803 --> 00:46:36,971 I'd share with you, 995 00:46:37,012 --> 00:46:39,288 but I don't know how you drink now. 996 00:46:39,636 --> 00:46:41,331 Probably a sippy cup, eh? 997 00:46:46,126 --> 00:46:49,246 Do not go gently into that good night. 998 00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:51,767 You know what that means? 999 00:46:51,902 --> 00:46:56,490 It's Welsh for "giving up is for pussies." 1000 00:46:57,116 --> 00:46:59,814 I never took you for a coward, Terry. 1001 00:47:00,286 --> 00:47:01,954 A racist, yeah. 1002 00:47:02,165 --> 00:47:03,831 Stinking redneck, definitely. 1003 00:47:03,964 --> 00:47:05,251 But a coward... 1004 00:47:07,168 --> 00:47:08,836 ... that's new. 1005 00:47:20,805 --> 00:47:23,066 We had some good days, though, 1006 00:47:24,101 --> 00:47:25,902 running the South Side, 1007 00:47:26,642 --> 00:47:28,455 battling over territory, 1008 00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:31,567 the Milkoviches versus the Gallaghers. 1009 00:47:31,609 --> 00:47:34,153 Yeah, it was a goddamn saga. 1010 00:47:34,178 --> 00:47:35,923 For the history books. 1011 00:47:36,906 --> 00:47:38,939 I guess the least I could do... 1012 00:47:40,910 --> 00:47:42,720 ... is a mercy killing. 1013 00:47:43,192 --> 00:47:44,980 May you go with dignity. 1014 00:47:54,654 --> 00:47:55,696 Nah. 1015 00:48:06,602 --> 00:48:09,396 I just don't like you that much. 1016 00:48:15,861 --> 00:48:17,947 Have a good night. 1017 00:48:30,604 --> 00:48:32,261 Fucking Gallaghers. 1018 00:48:39,887 --> 00:48:41,195 Debs. 1019 00:48:42,263 --> 00:48:43,617 Can we talk? 1020 00:48:48,694 --> 00:48:50,321 Scram. 1021 00:48:51,724 --> 00:48:52,998 Come on, fuck off. 1022 00:49:01,087 --> 00:49:02,283 I do wanna tell you things. 1023 00:49:02,324 --> 00:49:03,742 It's not that I don't. 1024 00:49:03,784 --> 00:49:05,494 It's just... 1025 00:49:05,536 --> 00:49:09,206 some things, I really don't like to think about. 1026 00:49:11,731 --> 00:49:13,107 Okay. 1027 00:49:16,463 --> 00:49:18,121 When I met Royal... 1028 00:49:20,300 --> 00:49:21,527 Can you turn around? 1029 00:49:21,552 --> 00:49:23,012 - Hmm? - Can you turn around? 1030 00:49:23,053 --> 00:49:24,388 I think this might be easier 1031 00:49:24,430 --> 00:49:26,320 if I don't have to look at your face. 1032 00:49:26,849 --> 00:49:27,975 Okay. 1033 00:49:28,017 --> 00:49:30,477 Just... 1034 00:49:38,986 --> 00:49:40,718 When I met Royal, 1035 00:49:41,947 --> 00:49:43,808 I was 15... 1036 00:49:45,075 --> 00:49:46,785 in a tight spot. 1037 00:49:46,827 --> 00:49:49,163 I mean, you know my family. You get it. 1038 00:49:51,582 --> 00:49:53,988 And he offered me a better life, 1039 00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:56,795 so I said yes. 1040 00:49:56,820 --> 00:49:58,390 We got married. 1041 00:50:00,257 --> 00:50:01,851 I tried to make it work. 1042 00:50:02,343 --> 00:50:04,648 I-I really fucking did, but... 1043 00:50:06,889 --> 00:50:08,891 ... I had to get out. 1044 00:50:10,601 --> 00:50:13,785 So I've been going from car to couch ever since. 1045 00:50:15,147 --> 00:50:16,648 And no matter how shitty things are, 1046 00:50:16,690 --> 00:50:20,308 at least I know I never have to be with that fucker again. 1047 00:50:22,343 --> 00:50:26,933 So you don't have to worry. There's... nothing going on. 1048 00:50:36,210 --> 00:50:37,507 I love you. 1049 00:50:39,213 --> 00:50:40,386 What? 1050 00:50:41,037 --> 00:50:42,289 I love you. 1051 00:50:46,220 --> 00:50:47,352 Shit. 1052 00:50:47,758 --> 00:50:49,961 I think I might love you too. 1053 00:50:53,394 --> 00:50:55,187 Wow. 1054 00:50:55,229 --> 00:50:56,856 I love your place. 1055 00:50:57,689 --> 00:51:00,067 And the recliner. 1056 00:51:00,092 --> 00:51:02,260 Great choice. 1057 00:51:03,664 --> 00:51:05,157 Oh. 1058 00:51:15,499 --> 00:51:17,209 Your benefit package is huge. 1059 00:51:20,129 --> 00:51:21,630 Mm. 1060 00:51:36,353 --> 00:51:39,648 - Hang on. Let me find a condom first. - Oh, it's okay. I don't need it. 1061 00:51:39,690 --> 00:51:41,692 Honestly, it feels so much better without it. 1062 00:51:41,733 --> 00:51:43,610 I know, for me too, trust me, but... 1063 00:51:43,652 --> 00:51:45,779 - I just have this one rule. - Come on. 1064 00:51:45,821 --> 00:51:47,865 Officer, it's not that big a deal. 1065 00:51:47,906 --> 00:51:50,810 Look, I do it all the time. I never got pregnant. 1066 00:51:50,835 --> 00:51:54,589 Just-just pull out. 1067 00:52:00,919 --> 00:52:02,559 Mm, mm. 1068 00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:10,446 It would be so hot 1069 00:52:10,471 --> 00:52:12,598 if I could really feel you inside me right... 1070 00:52:12,639 --> 00:52:15,100 Oh. Oh, shit. 1071 00:52:24,735 --> 00:52:26,361 I had a really nice time. 1072 00:52:26,403 --> 00:52:28,530 Uh... yeah. 1073 00:52:28,572 --> 00:52:29,656 I'd love to do this again. 1074 00:52:29,698 --> 00:52:31,992 - Yeah. - Tomorrow? 1075 00:52:32,034 --> 00:52:33,035 Sure. 1076 00:52:33,076 --> 00:52:34,244 Great. It's a date. 1077 00:52:34,286 --> 00:52:36,371 I'll cook. 1078 00:52:37,937 --> 00:52:39,230 - Bye. - Bye. 1079 00:52:42,014 --> 00:52:43,921 What's the matter, Carl? You couldn't get it up? 1080 00:52:43,962 --> 00:52:45,130 No, I came. 1081 00:52:45,172 --> 00:52:48,326 - You couldn't make her come? - No. 1082 00:52:49,318 --> 00:52:51,165 Happens to the best of us. 1083 00:52:51,190 --> 00:52:53,972 The female anatomy is a wondrous mystery. 1084 00:52:54,014 --> 00:52:54,848 It's really not. 1085 00:52:54,890 --> 00:52:57,434 Something weird happened with that girl. 1086 00:52:57,476 --> 00:52:59,561 - Her name was Tish. - Yeah, that is weird, man. 1087 00:52:59,603 --> 00:53:00,687 Shut up. I wanna hear this. 1088 00:53:00,729 --> 00:53:02,731 She didn't wanna use a condom, but I did. 1089 00:53:02,773 --> 00:53:04,525 You know, I tried to put one on anyway, 1090 00:53:04,566 --> 00:53:06,109 but she was all over me, 1091 00:53:06,151 --> 00:53:07,819 kissing, grabbing. 1092 00:53:07,861 --> 00:53:09,339 And then when I was ready, I tried to pull out, 1093 00:53:09,363 --> 00:53:10,632 but she wrapped her legs so tight 1094 00:53:10,656 --> 00:53:12,738 and wouldn't let me, and... 1095 00:53:13,217 --> 00:53:15,302 I-I don't know what happened. 1096 00:53:15,327 --> 00:53:17,746 I... guess... 1097 00:53:17,788 --> 00:53:19,620 she did it with me. 1098 00:53:20,191 --> 00:53:22,543 I-I don't know. It's hard to explain. 1099 00:53:22,584 --> 00:53:24,920 No, it's not. She raped you. 1100 00:53:25,259 --> 00:53:27,506 What? No, I wanted to have sex. 1101 00:53:27,548 --> 00:53:30,470 Well, did you wanna have sex with her without a condom? 1102 00:53:31,260 --> 00:53:33,887 - No. - Did you tell her that? 1103 00:53:33,929 --> 00:53:37,432 - Yeah. - And she ignored that boundary. 1104 00:53:37,474 --> 00:53:38,850 I guess. 1105 00:53:38,892 --> 00:53:41,853 You're lucky you got to raw-dog her, son. 1106 00:53:41,895 --> 00:53:46,191 Most women carry their own condoms these days. 1107 00:53:46,942 --> 00:53:48,110 - Hey! - Hey. 1108 00:53:48,151 --> 00:53:50,571 Good, I was, uh, hoping to catch you all home. 1109 00:53:50,612 --> 00:53:51,572 - Yo. - We wanted to talk 1110 00:53:51,613 --> 00:53:52,698 to y'all about something. 1111 00:53:52,739 --> 00:53:53,782 You pregnant? 1112 00:53:53,824 --> 00:53:54,866 No. Um, we wanted... 1113 00:53:54,908 --> 00:53:56,577 - You're dying. - No, just... hold on. 1114 00:53:56,618 --> 00:53:59,459 Jesus Christ, could we just have a, uh, family meeting? 1115 00:53:59,871 --> 00:54:01,182 - All right? - How long is it gonna take? 1116 00:54:01,206 --> 00:54:03,125 I'm fucking starving, Lip. 1117 00:54:03,166 --> 00:54:04,557 We, uh... 1118 00:54:05,443 --> 00:54:07,721 we were thinking we wanna sell the house. 1119 00:54:08,922 --> 00:54:12,750 You know, I mean this house, the, uh... the Gallagher house. 1120 00:54:13,510 --> 00:54:15,303 You know, if we fix it up a little bit, 1121 00:54:15,328 --> 00:54:17,431 like Tami and I did with Milton's, 1122 00:54:17,472 --> 00:54:19,641 uh, we could make a nice profit. 1123 00:54:19,683 --> 00:54:21,310 We'd each take our share, 1124 00:54:21,351 --> 00:54:23,770 and, uh, you know, we could... 1125 00:54:23,881 --> 00:54:25,356 get on with our lives. 1126 00:54:39,244 --> 00:54:40,162 Fuck that. 1127 00:54:40,203 --> 00:54:42,289 Good idea, but no way. You're not selling my house. 1128 00:54:42,331 --> 00:54:45,792 We're in. 1129 00:54:47,753 --> 00:54:51,506 It's not your house. 1130 00:55:11,777 --> 00:55:13,862 "My name is Frank Gallagher. 1131 00:55:14,364 --> 00:55:16,784 I live at 2119 Wallace... " 1132 00:55:20,563 --> 00:55:22,231 Dementia? 1133 00:55:57,864 --> 00:55:59,491 Can I help you? 1134 00:55:59,533 --> 00:56:00,534 Yeah, yeah. 1135 00:56:00,575 --> 00:56:02,952 I'm here to report a sexual assault. 1136 00:56:05,312 --> 00:56:07,666 Another woman falls prey to the patriarchy. 1137 00:56:07,708 --> 00:56:08,917 What's her name? 1138 00:56:08,959 --> 00:56:12,397 Uh... Carl... uh, Carl. 1139 00:56:45,951 --> 00:56:50,951 - Synced and corrected by ChrisKe - -- for www.addic7ed.com --