1 00:00:14,641 --> 00:00:15,890 Mr. Stewart? 2 00:00:21,320 --> 00:00:22,617 Mr. Stewart. 3 00:00:30,531 --> 00:00:32,101 Excuse me, sir. 4 00:00:33,085 --> 00:00:34,100 Sir? 5 00:00:34,593 --> 00:00:36,325 You need an iPhone charger? 6 00:00:36,351 --> 00:00:37,507 No, no. 7 00:00:37,875 --> 00:00:39,472 - I'm good. - You have iPhone? 8 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:42,390 Yeah, I got an iPhone, but I'm charged, thank you. 9 00:00:44,244 --> 00:00:45,906 Did you have a nice flight? 10 00:00:46,613 --> 00:00:48,752 - Excuse me? - Did you have a nice flight? 11 00:00:48,778 --> 00:00:50,398 You have a good plane ride? 12 00:00:50,424 --> 00:00:53,119 Yeah, yeah. It was... it was a nice flight. 13 00:00:53,264 --> 00:00:56,158 Good, good. I mean, three planes. 14 00:00:57,166 --> 00:00:58,869 One time we crash. 15 00:00:59,187 --> 00:01:00,546 Terrible, terrible. 16 00:01:00,987 --> 00:01:04,133 Man, yeah. Don't want to be in a plane that crashes. 17 00:01:04,167 --> 00:01:07,322 I fine, but my brother, not so lucky. 18 00:01:14,367 --> 00:01:16,818 I know you! I know this guy! 19 00:01:16,844 --> 00:01:19,045 - You're Damian! - That's right, yeah. 20 00:01:19,112 --> 00:01:21,177 I love this show! 21 00:01:21,203 --> 00:01:23,864 - I'm glad you... - Amazing show! 22 00:01:23,890 --> 00:01:26,435 - Glad you liked it. - I learned English watching this show. 23 00:01:26,461 --> 00:01:29,153 I not know one word English, my friend Sergei say, 24 00:01:29,179 --> 00:01:30,256 "Watch Eternal." 25 00:01:30,323 --> 00:01:31,825 I grew up with you! I know you! 26 00:01:31,892 --> 00:01:35,015 We friends already, Genna and Damian, we friends. 27 00:01:35,234 --> 00:01:36,325 We friends. 28 00:01:36,351 --> 00:01:38,427 I'm, I'm glad you enjoyed the show. 29 00:01:38,453 --> 00:01:39,774 - I love the show. - Lt's great. 30 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:42,187 I'm not like Luke. Luke not good character. 31 00:01:42,324 --> 00:01:45,633 When he kill you at end of season three. 32 00:01:46,342 --> 00:01:48,693 I so angry, I call my friend Sergei. 33 00:01:48,719 --> 00:01:51,521 I say, "Sergei! What the fuck happen?!" 34 00:01:51,547 --> 00:01:54,781 Why the fuck they kill my friend? Why they kill Damian?!" 35 00:01:54,848 --> 00:01:56,638 He say, "Keep watching." 36 00:01:56,664 --> 00:01:58,474 And then in the next episode, 37 00:01:58,500 --> 00:02:01,216 when you're waking up from under the ice 38 00:02:01,242 --> 00:02:04,726 and all of a sudden your eyes closed like this. Then you go... 39 00:02:07,493 --> 00:02:10,130 And some beautiful women in this show! 40 00:02:10,196 --> 00:02:13,133 - Beautiful womens! - Thank you, yeah. There's some beautiful ones. 41 00:02:13,159 --> 00:02:15,601 lf I could be with these women! 42 00:02:15,802 --> 00:02:17,704 I'd be a happy man. 43 00:02:18,039 --> 00:02:21,062 You, you having sex with these womens? 44 00:02:21,781 --> 00:02:24,219 - Excuse me? - You, you have sex? 45 00:02:24,865 --> 00:02:26,836 You have sex with these womens? 46 00:02:29,039 --> 00:02:30,421 You have sex? 47 00:02:30,968 --> 00:02:32,203 On the show? 48 00:02:32,229 --> 00:02:34,187 You have sex with these womens? 49 00:02:35,390 --> 00:02:38,804 www.subtitulamos.tv 50 00:02:54,071 --> 00:02:55,362 Guys! 51 00:02:55,761 --> 00:02:59,860 Thank you so much for joining us for the season two premiere of Feds. 52 00:02:59,886 --> 00:03:02,983 We're so excited! Guess who's here? 53 00:03:03,151 --> 00:03:06,719 We love you all! Thank you guys so much for watching. 54 00:03:06,745 --> 00:03:09,662 Thank you so much! I don't want to blow my own trumpet, 55 00:03:09,688 --> 00:03:11,482 but I was pretty into that. 56 00:03:11,508 --> 00:03:13,560 Love this show, love you guys. 57 00:03:13,899 --> 00:03:17,482 And I'm the luckiest guy for working with this wonderful woman. 58 00:03:17,508 --> 00:03:20,021 - I love her. - I love you. 59 00:03:20,047 --> 00:03:22,990 - You are the best. - That was so awesome! 60 00:03:23,016 --> 00:03:24,809 - Cheers, guys. - Thank you guys so much. 61 00:03:24,835 --> 00:03:26,438 We couldn't do it without you! 62 00:04:37,892 --> 00:04:39,593 - Hey! - Hey! 63 00:04:39,619 --> 00:04:41,281 What's up, dude? 64 00:04:41,393 --> 00:04:43,189 - Welcome home. - I'm home. 65 00:04:47,096 --> 00:04:48,336 Look at the place. 66 00:04:48,362 --> 00:04:51,091 Not bad? I learned from the best. 67 00:04:51,612 --> 00:04:54,250 I figured I might as well pull my weight around here, right? 68 00:04:54,276 --> 00:04:56,890 Well, well done. This is nice to come home to. 69 00:04:56,916 --> 00:04:58,507 - It's good to see you man. - You too. 70 00:04:58,533 --> 00:05:01,591 - How was the shoot? - lt was all right, you know. 71 00:05:01,617 --> 00:05:02,849 The work was good? 72 00:05:02,875 --> 00:05:04,950 Work was all right. We got throught it. 73 00:05:04,976 --> 00:05:06,023 Worked. 74 00:05:07,679 --> 00:05:09,966 Yeah. I'm happy to be home now. 75 00:05:09,992 --> 00:05:12,317 - Cool, man. - And, on to the next. 76 00:05:12,750 --> 00:05:15,048 I, actually... 77 00:05:15,375 --> 00:05:16,810 We're out of groceries. 78 00:05:16,836 --> 00:05:20,601 So, I was going to go just, stock up on some stuff. 79 00:05:20,633 --> 00:05:25,047 But real quick before I go, I just wanted to give you... 80 00:05:25,992 --> 00:05:27,728 a little gift, 81 00:05:27,976 --> 00:05:31,197 courtesy of the state of California 82 00:05:31,390 --> 00:05:34,101 and their medicinal marijuana laws. 83 00:05:34,406 --> 00:05:37,265 We got indica, sativa, 84 00:05:37,320 --> 00:05:39,929 edibles, suckers, brownie. 85 00:05:39,976 --> 00:05:43,505 These are actually six-to-one CBD-THC ratio. 86 00:05:43,531 --> 00:05:46,810 - I don't even know what that means. - Super relaxing, basically. 87 00:05:46,836 --> 00:05:49,294 Some edibles there. Actually, I'm going to take another one of these. 88 00:05:49,320 --> 00:05:51,716 - This is an impressive spread. - These are pretty mellow. 89 00:05:51,742 --> 00:05:54,588 I've already had two of these, and I don't feel anything. 90 00:05:54,655 --> 00:05:57,034 Indica, put you right to sleep. 91 00:05:57,060 --> 00:05:58,628 - Man. - That's what you need, a good nap. 92 00:05:58,654 --> 00:05:59,748 I'm nervous. 93 00:05:59,935 --> 00:06:01,917 This looks like some intense marijuana. 94 00:06:01,943 --> 00:06:05,029 I feel like if I have some of this, I might start chasing cars down the street. 95 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:07,831 - Why? You've never smoked weed before? - Looks strong. 96 00:06:07,857 --> 00:06:09,464 The stuff these days, man, it's potent! 97 00:06:09,490 --> 00:06:11,818 All right, suit yourself. 98 00:06:11,888 --> 00:06:14,007 - More for me. - I got to take this. 99 00:06:14,074 --> 00:06:16,611 All right. I'm going to get our groceries, OK? 100 00:06:16,637 --> 00:06:18,046 - I'll be right back. - OK. Thanks. 101 00:06:18,072 --> 00:06:20,444 There's no toilet paper, so, 102 00:06:20,477 --> 00:06:22,856 just maybe wait, like, five minutes, I'll be right back. 103 00:06:22,916 --> 00:06:23,869 Hello? 104 00:06:24,518 --> 00:06:25,931 This is him. 105 00:06:26,572 --> 00:06:28,370 Phillip VanGilmore. 106 00:06:28,619 --> 00:06:32,538 You read for him a month ago. You know, the FBI thing, 107 00:06:32,564 --> 00:06:34,561 that pillow thing. 108 00:06:35,064 --> 00:06:38,108 Right! Wait, how do you know about that? 109 00:06:38,134 --> 00:06:39,968 He wants to see you about a play he's directing. 110 00:06:39,994 --> 00:06:41,890 How about that? What did I tell you? 111 00:06:41,916 --> 00:06:44,382 - Work begets work. - You actually never said that. 112 00:06:44,408 --> 00:06:46,054 I said something like that. 113 00:06:46,080 --> 00:06:47,648 You said, "You're an actor, go act." 114 00:06:47,674 --> 00:06:50,249 Because my livelihood could be simplified into five words. 115 00:06:50,275 --> 00:06:52,033 You should always simplify your life. 116 00:06:52,181 --> 00:06:53,983 Well, life isn't simple. 117 00:06:54,009 --> 00:06:56,210 Well, you know what they say: Life is what you make of it. 118 00:06:56,236 --> 00:06:59,819 Anywho, Baby Boo, Phil thinks you'll be a perfect lead. 119 00:06:59,845 --> 00:07:01,984 You're not doing anything this afternoon. 120 00:07:02,010 --> 00:07:04,064 I actually just walked in the door. 121 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:06,325 Perfect. I'm gonna set it up for this afternoon. 122 00:07:06,478 --> 00:07:07,952 Wait, what about a script? 123 00:07:07,978 --> 00:07:10,642 Don't worry about it. He said he wants to pitch it to you first, all right? 124 00:07:10,668 --> 00:07:12,884 All right, great. I gotta go. I'll talk to you soon. 125 00:07:12,910 --> 00:07:14,728 You, in my office, let's go. 126 00:07:43,064 --> 00:07:45,299 At the tone, please record your message. 127 00:07:45,330 --> 00:07:47,213 When you finish recording you may hang up, 128 00:07:47,239 --> 00:07:49,392 or press one for more options. 129 00:07:50,169 --> 00:07:54,006 Hey, Sarah! What's happening? It's Seth here. 130 00:07:54,073 --> 00:07:56,470 I just wanted to you give you a call, 131 00:07:56,496 --> 00:07:59,041 see what's going on. 132 00:08:00,791 --> 00:08:03,530 If you're satisfied with the message, press one. 133 00:08:03,556 --> 00:08:05,767 To listen to your message, press two. 134 00:08:05,793 --> 00:08:07,853 To erase and re-record... 135 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:10,650 Hey Seth! It's, Seth. 136 00:08:10,923 --> 00:08:12,791 It's... dammit. 137 00:08:12,817 --> 00:08:14,228 To erase and re-record... 138 00:08:14,254 --> 00:08:16,312 Hey, Sarah! 139 00:08:16,338 --> 00:08:17,787 It's Seth here. 140 00:08:17,885 --> 00:08:21,049 Hey, Sarah, what's happening? 141 00:08:21,075 --> 00:08:24,403 Hey, Sarah, it's Seth. I just wanted to give you a call... 142 00:08:24,469 --> 00:08:26,921 If you're satisfied with the message, press one. 143 00:08:26,947 --> 00:08:28,220 To listen to... 144 00:08:28,246 --> 00:08:31,176 Hey, Sarah, it's Seth. I just wanted to call and say... 145 00:08:31,243 --> 00:08:34,533 If you're satisfied with the message press one. To listen to... 146 00:08:34,559 --> 00:08:35,900 What the fuck are you doing, bitch? 147 00:08:35,926 --> 00:08:37,681 Thank you. Your message has been sent. 148 00:08:37,707 --> 00:08:39,502 No, no, no, don't send it! 149 00:08:42,846 --> 00:08:44,221 That's awesome. 150 00:08:56,494 --> 00:09:00,911 This is gonna be a more economy, 1-ply. 151 00:09:00,937 --> 00:09:01,734 OK. 152 00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:05,773 This is... this is more luxurious, double-ply. 153 00:09:05,799 --> 00:09:08,734 - But this is more expensive. - Naturally. 154 00:09:17,096 --> 00:09:20,438 It's no shame to have a stack of napkins on your toilet. By all means. 155 00:09:20,471 --> 00:09:21,930 - Save some money. - I'm not gonna... 156 00:09:21,956 --> 00:09:24,956 Are there gonna be any, like, physical consequences? 157 00:09:24,982 --> 00:09:28,807 They may not flush as appropriate as they should. 158 00:09:46,853 --> 00:09:49,009 There are people that use baby wipes. 159 00:09:49,275 --> 00:09:51,291 Very successfully, they work. 160 00:09:51,317 --> 00:09:53,447 - Baby wipes? - Yeah, it's a thorough clean. 161 00:09:53,473 --> 00:09:56,283 You don't have to wet these tissues. They're self-wetting. 162 00:09:56,309 --> 00:09:57,365 That's interesting. 163 00:09:57,391 --> 00:09:59,460 - We can't sell them here. - OK. 164 00:09:59,486 --> 00:10:03,220 - I could get fired for telling you this. - Really? Holy shit. 165 00:10:03,474 --> 00:10:04,962 It's serious shit. 166 00:10:26,068 --> 00:10:27,677 That's what I'm talking about, homie. 167 00:10:27,703 --> 00:10:30,271 - Peace. - All right, yeah, later. See ya. 168 00:10:30,687 --> 00:10:32,011 Cool. 169 00:10:32,037 --> 00:10:33,990 Right off the bat, I just want to tell you, 170 00:10:34,016 --> 00:10:36,642 you did such a great job in that audition. 171 00:10:36,709 --> 00:10:38,552 - lt was amazing. - Thank you. 172 00:10:38,578 --> 00:10:40,545 Yeah, your performance was so, 173 00:10:40,927 --> 00:10:43,115 just present and real, and inmediate. 174 00:10:43,141 --> 00:10:45,482 Yeah, I was wondering about that. 175 00:10:45,704 --> 00:10:48,140 How many people have seen that tape? 176 00:10:48,166 --> 00:10:50,168 At this point, a lot. 177 00:10:50,194 --> 00:10:52,230 Just the first scene, right? Because, I feel like 178 00:10:52,256 --> 00:10:54,717 what we did that second, kind of... 179 00:10:55,365 --> 00:11:00,000 Impromptu scene, with the pillow there, was just for your eyes only. 180 00:11:00,256 --> 00:11:03,781 No, the first scene didn't play on camera as much as I thought. 181 00:11:03,807 --> 00:11:06,840 We ended up cutting that scene, to be honest. But the second scene, 182 00:11:06,866 --> 00:11:11,059 is what we were passing around. And people loved it. It's been all around this town. 183 00:11:11,085 --> 00:11:13,676 So, I wrote a play. It's more of an outline at this point. 184 00:11:13,702 --> 00:11:15,176 It's called Game Night. 185 00:11:15,202 --> 00:11:18,294 You know, a lot of these pages are blank. I'm not going to lie. 186 00:11:18,320 --> 00:11:20,348 A lot of 'em are blank, still. 187 00:11:20,374 --> 00:11:22,950 But that's where you come in as an actor. 188 00:11:23,098 --> 00:11:25,653 What I'm going to do is give you this, have you read it. 189 00:11:25,679 --> 00:11:28,919 I'm going to give you a pen too, 'cause I want you to fill in the gaps. 190 00:11:28,945 --> 00:11:31,494 If you have any ideas, of your character or whatever, 191 00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:33,973 but elevator pitch, all right, it's called Game Night. 192 00:11:33,999 --> 00:11:35,716 It's about three couples. 193 00:11:35,742 --> 00:11:37,778 They all come together at one couple's house. 194 00:11:37,804 --> 00:11:42,408 What we're really kind of tackling is this sort of suburban American malaise. 195 00:11:42,475 --> 00:11:46,546 There're affairs, couples, with each other. It's very satirical. 196 00:11:46,572 --> 00:11:50,286 OK, Game Night. Is that any relation to the Jason Bateman film? 197 00:11:50,312 --> 00:11:52,794 - No. - OK, 'cause I don't know if you knew, 198 00:11:52,820 --> 00:11:54,426 but that movie just was released recently. 199 00:11:54,452 --> 00:11:56,268 - I know, I watched it on an airplane. - OK. 200 00:11:56,294 --> 00:11:58,293 And I enjoyed it, didn't love it. 201 00:11:58,319 --> 00:12:00,747 - lt's a good airplane movie. - lt's a great airplane movie. 202 00:12:00,773 --> 00:12:02,512 - Just good on the airplane. - Yeah, yeah. 203 00:12:02,538 --> 00:12:04,645 You'd be good in an airplane movie. 204 00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:08,221 Anyway, my company, we're called The Satyricons. 205 00:12:08,247 --> 00:12:10,692 The great thing about my company is that even though we've been working 206 00:12:10,718 --> 00:12:13,309 with each other for 30 years, doing theater all over the world, 207 00:12:13,335 --> 00:12:16,416 working constantly on play after play after play, touring the world, 208 00:12:16,442 --> 00:12:20,763 and a lot of these people have credits on Broadway, Chicago, you know, all over, 209 00:12:21,817 --> 00:12:23,638 they're gonna really bring you into the fold. 210 00:12:23,664 --> 00:12:27,353 That being said, I think you're gonna get along with everybody. I think it's gonna be great. 211 00:12:27,379 --> 00:12:31,435 You know, you really... your energy, your career, your success, your fame, 212 00:12:31,461 --> 00:12:34,435 is really gonna bring a lot to this production. 213 00:12:34,639 --> 00:12:37,630 Well, I have a little experience, like you know, I've... 214 00:12:37,697 --> 00:12:41,747 Like I mentioned, obviously, I was at the UC Davis theater company for a little while 215 00:12:41,773 --> 00:12:44,914 and I grew up doing some theater. My mom owns a theater in Ojai. 216 00:12:44,940 --> 00:12:47,656 So, I grew up doing a lot of it. It's been over a decade. 217 00:12:47,682 --> 00:12:50,289 But, I feel like it's like riding a bike for me. 218 00:12:50,315 --> 00:12:52,024 I'll just jump right back on. 219 00:12:52,050 --> 00:12:54,735 Hopefully. That's the plan, at least. 220 00:12:56,071 --> 00:12:57,078 Yeah. 221 00:12:57,696 --> 00:12:58,703 Are you... 222 00:12:58,729 --> 00:13:00,731 That's good, what's that from? 223 00:13:03,419 --> 00:13:06,278 That... that's my life. 224 00:13:06,304 --> 00:13:07,906 - That's real?! - Yes. 225 00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:10,169 I mean, yeah, it's a real story. 226 00:13:10,195 --> 00:13:11,661 You, are you an actor? 227 00:13:11,687 --> 00:13:14,075 Anyone ever tell you you look like an actor? 228 00:13:14,101 --> 00:13:15,972 You're gonna be great in this, you're gonna love it. 229 00:13:15,998 --> 00:13:17,213 That's right, that's right. 230 00:13:17,239 --> 00:13:18,676 Do you play videogames? 231 00:13:23,676 --> 00:13:25,121 Frozen pizza. 232 00:13:25,147 --> 00:13:27,692 I like your style, nice choice. 233 00:13:27,718 --> 00:13:29,051 It's the bomb, right? 234 00:13:29,077 --> 00:13:31,768 So doughy, but crunchy, all at the same time. 235 00:13:31,794 --> 00:13:35,270 Exactly, and this is the kind with the cheese inside the crust. 236 00:13:35,538 --> 00:13:36,905 It's so good. 237 00:13:36,931 --> 00:13:39,262 Especially when you're a little... 238 00:13:40,677 --> 00:13:41,931 Stoned. 239 00:13:41,957 --> 00:13:43,512 Have any extra? 240 00:13:43,963 --> 00:13:46,895 Yeah, I got a lot actually. I have... 241 00:13:46,921 --> 00:13:50,778 Like, oils, I have edibles, gummies. 242 00:13:50,804 --> 00:13:52,927 I've got some with CBD in 'em. 243 00:13:52,953 --> 00:13:55,382 Like, they just make so much cool stuff these days. 244 00:13:55,408 --> 00:13:57,777 - So many different options, you know? - Yeah. 245 00:13:57,803 --> 00:13:59,012 It's very complex. 246 00:13:59,038 --> 00:14:02,372 Yeah, it is, I think. Me t-I think so too. 247 00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:04,552 - I'm Jeremy. - Hi, Dakota. 248 00:14:04,578 --> 00:14:07,739 - Dakota, nice to talk to you. - Good to talk to you too. 249 00:14:07,765 --> 00:14:09,302 All righty, have a good day. 250 00:14:09,328 --> 00:14:10,729 Yeah, you too. 251 00:14:11,157 --> 00:14:12,364 Bye. 252 00:14:12,506 --> 00:14:14,242 - Need a bag? - Yes, please. 253 00:14:18,716 --> 00:14:21,231 I'm so sorry, Dakota, excuse me. 254 00:14:21,542 --> 00:14:23,153 I forgot my receipt. 255 00:14:26,348 --> 00:14:28,741 - Being more responsible these days, you know? - Yeah. 256 00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:33,661 - Cool. All right, have a good one. Later. - OK, OK, yeah. Bye. 257 00:14:35,263 --> 00:14:37,083 Fucking idiot. 258 00:14:37,622 --> 00:14:39,891 Tell me about Bali. Did you have the best time? 259 00:14:39,917 --> 00:14:43,893 I-I have never been somewhere so romantic. 260 00:14:43,919 --> 00:14:45,997 Oliver organized everything. Like... 261 00:14:46,023 --> 00:14:49,166 What did you do? Like, bungee jumping? What do you mean? 262 00:14:49,192 --> 00:14:52,982 Nope. Just sat around and had a good time. 263 00:14:53,008 --> 00:14:55,019 OK, say no more, say no more. 264 00:14:55,045 --> 00:14:57,027 Tell me about you, like, what's... 265 00:14:57,053 --> 00:15:00,711 Nothing but boring stuff, just work is great, everything's good. 266 00:15:00,778 --> 00:15:03,781 - Yeah? Mediation? - But, yeah. 267 00:15:03,849 --> 00:15:06,517 - lt's fine, I mean, you know. - We don't have to talk about it. 268 00:15:06,584 --> 00:15:09,420 We'll just talk about happy things, like you and your new love 269 00:15:09,487 --> 00:15:12,724 and how gorgeous it is, so what? So... 270 00:15:13,021 --> 00:15:14,893 You look like you've got something to tell me. 271 00:15:14,919 --> 00:15:18,355 You're acting a little bit sheepish. What's going on? 272 00:15:20,866 --> 00:15:23,826 Dude, I know you. Can you just remember that I know you? 273 00:15:23,852 --> 00:15:25,607 Yeah, I don't know. 274 00:15:26,524 --> 00:15:28,052 Dude, are you engaged? 275 00:15:31,261 --> 00:15:32,902 I think it's too big. 276 00:15:34,618 --> 00:15:36,410 Are you-you're getting married! 277 00:15:36,699 --> 00:15:38,861 - Are you excited for me? - Yes! I'm so excited for you. 278 00:15:38,887 --> 00:15:42,064 I just feel like, marriage? It's just... 279 00:15:42,295 --> 00:15:44,164 You really know? 280 00:15:44,190 --> 00:15:46,049 I know it's quick, but... 281 00:15:46,075 --> 00:15:47,853 That's okay, that's... 282 00:15:48,325 --> 00:15:51,336 How did he do it? How did he propose? 283 00:15:51,362 --> 00:15:54,267 He hid the box in a sand castle. 284 00:15:54,293 --> 00:15:56,234 And we were walking down the beach, 285 00:15:56,301 --> 00:15:59,437 and he made me dig through the sand castle. 286 00:15:59,463 --> 00:16:03,737 It was really, really weird, and the box was in the sandcastle. 287 00:16:06,544 --> 00:16:08,980 Well, you know, when you know, you know. 288 00:16:09,006 --> 00:16:10,480 - I guess. - You do, you do. 289 00:16:10,506 --> 00:16:13,092 So we've got a date for an engagement party. 290 00:16:13,300 --> 00:16:16,855 But we can't move into our place for a little bit, so we can't do it at ours... 291 00:16:16,881 --> 00:16:18,916 Mate, have it... have it at my place. 292 00:16:18,942 --> 00:16:22,391 Have it at my place. I had the deck redone since Jay moved out. 293 00:16:22,417 --> 00:16:24,453 It looks sexy. It looks gorgeous. 294 00:16:24,479 --> 00:16:27,664 - Really? - We'll get some lights, we'll get it all together. Wait... 295 00:16:27,690 --> 00:16:28,961 Jeremy. 296 00:16:29,167 --> 00:16:31,865 Yeah, I mean, I'd-I'd love Jeremy to be there, 297 00:16:31,891 --> 00:16:33,180 - maybe even Seth. - No, no, no, no. 298 00:16:33,206 --> 00:16:36,102 - What? - Just up there by the light, by the crossing. 299 00:16:36,128 --> 00:16:37,129 What? 300 00:16:37,186 --> 00:16:39,102 Holy shit, that's Jeremy. 301 00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:42,212 What is he wearing? What is going on with...? 302 00:16:42,450 --> 00:16:44,891 We're gonna have to pull over babe. 303 00:16:45,007 --> 00:16:46,196 Can we just... 304 00:16:48,234 --> 00:16:49,914 Oh, my... 305 00:16:50,507 --> 00:16:53,149 - Is he stoned? - Oh, my God. 306 00:16:53,524 --> 00:16:56,540 - That's just... I'm gonna have to... - My God, he looks so lost. 307 00:16:57,028 --> 00:17:00,131 Yeah, just break down that word or that sound, whatever it was. What did you say? 308 00:17:00,157 --> 00:17:01,772 - Shit? - Shit. Shit. Yeah, write "shit, 309 00:17:01,798 --> 00:17:03,493 and then write the first thing that comes to your mind. 310 00:17:03,519 --> 00:17:06,557 Just whatever it is, don't even think about it. Just write it down, now. 311 00:17:06,624 --> 00:17:09,727 Write, write, good, yeah. Keep writing. 312 00:17:09,795 --> 00:17:11,229 - OK. - What did you write down? 313 00:17:11,255 --> 00:17:15,006 "I don't know... what to say." 314 00:17:15,032 --> 00:17:18,632 Great, that's perfect. See: "Shit, comma, I don't know what to say." We have a line of dialogue there. 315 00:17:18,658 --> 00:17:21,278 So just do that again and again and again, 316 00:17:21,304 --> 00:17:24,000 write it all down, and then we'll have your dialogue, you got the play. 317 00:17:24,026 --> 00:17:25,433 OK, look. 318 00:17:25,676 --> 00:17:27,942 I want to be honest with you, it's been, 319 00:17:27,968 --> 00:17:30,122 you know, over a decade since I've been on stage, 320 00:17:30,148 --> 00:17:33,802 so I know you guys have been working together for a long time, so I don't want to hold anybody back. 321 00:17:33,828 --> 00:17:36,013 I'm gonna cut you off right there. First of all, you're not gonna hold us back 322 00:17:36,039 --> 00:17:38,451 because I'm not gonna let that happen. That's my job, don't worry about that. 323 00:17:38,477 --> 00:17:39,245 - OK? - OK. 324 00:17:39,271 --> 00:17:42,768 After that audition, I went back and I watched every episode of Eternal, 325 00:17:42,794 --> 00:17:45,063 every single one, all four seasons. 326 00:17:45,130 --> 00:17:46,998 I've seen your work, I know your work. 327 00:17:47,065 --> 00:17:49,349 Your work in that show is sublime. 328 00:17:49,768 --> 00:17:52,037 You are overqualified for this job. 329 00:17:52,103 --> 00:17:55,774 - Thank you. - You will shine so bright in this play. 330 00:17:55,841 --> 00:17:59,544 - Thank you. - You were so good in that show. So good, so good. 331 00:17:59,610 --> 00:18:02,347 As far as, you know, all the other actors go, 332 00:18:02,413 --> 00:18:04,175 they're okay with me coming in? 333 00:18:04,201 --> 00:18:05,583 - They don't know yet. - OK. 334 00:18:05,650 --> 00:18:07,479 I think the best thing to do is to not tell them, 335 00:18:07,505 --> 00:18:10,040 and then on the first day you'll show up, and we'll go from there. 336 00:18:10,066 --> 00:18:13,316 That's going to be the best. Otherwise they might react strangely. They might not have de right attitude. 337 00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:16,080 Look, that's theater! That's the beauty of theater in America. 338 00:18:16,106 --> 00:18:19,111 We're gonna blow it wide open, we're gonna crack it wide open. 339 00:18:19,137 --> 00:18:23,315 That's my goal. My goal is not the front page of American Theater Weekly. 340 00:18:23,341 --> 00:18:25,828 I'm talking I want to be... not even the Tonys. 341 00:18:25,854 --> 00:18:27,507 It's just a popularity contest. 342 00:18:27,533 --> 00:18:30,179 I'm talking like Southeast Asia experimental shit. 343 00:18:30,212 --> 00:18:33,093 I want to get weird, man. I want to get super weird. 344 00:18:33,118 --> 00:18:34,132 So... 345 00:18:34,645 --> 00:18:38,515 Go home, write, read, think, be. 346 00:18:39,356 --> 00:18:41,101 - Thank you, Phil. - Yeah. 347 00:18:42,272 --> 00:18:45,246 - See you later. - Yeah. Go, go, go, get to work. 348 00:18:45,272 --> 00:18:47,444 Hey, Sierra? Yeah, it's Phil. 349 00:18:47,530 --> 00:18:48,967 Cancel JTT. 350 00:18:49,205 --> 00:18:50,669 Who's the guy I forgot to call, 351 00:18:50,695 --> 00:18:52,569 from, 10 Things I Hate About You? 352 00:18:52,671 --> 00:18:54,981 I still want to meet with that guy, but not for this project. 353 00:18:55,007 --> 00:18:57,223 The Uggs were a really bad choice. 354 00:18:57,249 --> 00:18:58,897 Do you guys want some string cheese? 355 00:18:59,233 --> 00:19:01,192 Please don't eat string cheese in my car. 356 00:19:01,218 --> 00:19:03,408 Why can't you just wait until you get home? 357 00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:04,944 'Cause I'm hungry. 358 00:19:04,970 --> 00:19:07,522 Whoa, whoa, whoa, what is...? 359 00:19:10,181 --> 00:19:11,312 Is that real? 360 00:19:11,421 --> 00:19:13,251 - What is that? - Of course it's real. 361 00:19:13,341 --> 00:19:15,411 - You're engaged! - I am! 362 00:19:15,437 --> 00:19:18,197 - That's amazing! So good! - lsn't that so good? 363 00:19:18,223 --> 00:19:19,731 - I'm really excited! - So beautiful 364 00:19:19,757 --> 00:19:22,637 - Why... why did you do that? 365 00:19:24,192 --> 00:19:28,895 This is a big deal, isn't it? This engagement. We should all celebrate, right? 366 00:19:29,667 --> 00:19:31,903 - Don't you think? - Yeah. 367 00:19:31,929 --> 00:19:34,698 It totally calls for a celebration. We're all friends. 368 00:19:34,724 --> 00:19:37,278 Friends celebrate these life events, you know? 369 00:19:38,270 --> 00:19:40,541 Do you want to do like, 370 00:19:40,711 --> 00:19:44,205 champagne rooftop thing? 371 00:19:44,814 --> 00:19:47,931 - We could go... - Jeremy, we're gonna be having an engagement party. 372 00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:51,289 - You are? - And if you stop being so rude, maybe you'll be invited. 373 00:19:51,478 --> 00:19:53,772 OK, fine, I won't come. It's not a big deal. 374 00:19:53,798 --> 00:19:55,795 I just thought we were all friends, and it could be fun for us to... 375 00:19:55,821 --> 00:19:59,170 I do, I want you there, and I would love Seth to be there as well. 376 00:19:59,196 --> 00:20:00,365 - Really? - Yeah. 377 00:20:00,431 --> 00:20:02,327 - Seth would definitely go. - Yeah? 378 00:20:02,353 --> 00:20:05,202 Definitely, Seth is such a loving, caring guy, you know? 379 00:20:05,228 --> 00:20:08,015 He thinks about you all the time, talks about you all the time. 380 00:20:08,239 --> 00:20:10,765 How long have you been dating this Oliver guy? 381 00:20:11,167 --> 00:20:12,403 Six months. 382 00:20:13,759 --> 00:20:14,928 Six months? 383 00:20:15,241 --> 00:20:18,015 That's not that long, right, to be engaged? 384 00:20:18,516 --> 00:20:22,091 No, it's not, but, we had a conversation about it. 385 00:20:22,117 --> 00:20:24,255 And we both decided that we didn't want to wait. 386 00:20:24,322 --> 00:20:26,421 You know, I see the logic in that. 387 00:20:27,281 --> 00:20:30,458 I do. Because the sooner that you get married, 388 00:20:30,484 --> 00:20:33,035 the sooner you know whether or not you're gonna get a divorce. 389 00:20:33,222 --> 00:20:34,597 So, it makes sense. 390 00:20:36,001 --> 00:20:38,436 I'm down to get some lunch. Did you say lunch? 391 00:20:38,462 --> 00:20:39,864 Get out! 392 00:20:54,983 --> 00:20:56,074 Okay. 393 00:21:05,755 --> 00:21:08,443 _ 394 00:21:20,353 --> 00:21:23,592 Where are you, Sarah? 395 00:21:29,540 --> 00:21:32,656 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. What? 396 00:21:34,067 --> 00:21:35,101 No. 397 00:21:39,895 --> 00:21:41,851 - Hey, dude. - Hey. 398 00:21:42,705 --> 00:21:44,195 Check it out. 399 00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:46,966 - Look who it is. - It's Sarah. 400 00:21:46,992 --> 00:21:48,506 Yes. Look who she's with. 401 00:21:48,749 --> 00:21:50,341 That's that guy. 402 00:21:50,408 --> 00:21:52,231 - An actor! - Yeah. 403 00:21:52,257 --> 00:21:54,085 She said she doesn't date actors. 404 00:21:54,780 --> 00:21:56,903 - She lied to me, man. - I mean... 405 00:21:56,929 --> 00:21:58,450 She was lying to me the whole time. 406 00:21:58,476 --> 00:22:00,018 That could be good for you, though. 407 00:22:00,044 --> 00:22:02,929 - Why would that be good for me? - 'Cause she dates actors. 408 00:22:03,632 --> 00:22:05,716 That's not the point. She lied to me. 409 00:22:05,742 --> 00:22:08,489 Maybe they're just friends, I mean, he's cool, man. 410 00:22:08,515 --> 00:22:09,942 What do you mean "He's cool, man"? 411 00:22:09,968 --> 00:22:12,104 He's in Disturbia, that's a good movie. 412 00:22:12,130 --> 00:22:15,195 Yeah, well, that's a good movie. Doesn't mean he's cool. How do you know if he's cool or not? 413 00:22:17,068 --> 00:22:20,106 Well, he seems like he's funny, you know? 414 00:22:20,132 --> 00:22:22,726 - He's always doing interesting art and... - Did you... 415 00:22:23,022 --> 00:22:24,858 Did you just buy all frozen food? 416 00:22:25,831 --> 00:22:26,729 Yeah. 417 00:22:26,755 --> 00:22:28,516 - This is all... - I bought frozen pasta, 418 00:22:28,542 --> 00:22:31,183 - frozen potatoes, frozen carrots. - It's all frozen food, man! 419 00:22:31,382 --> 00:22:33,117 You didn't buy any real food? 420 00:22:33,143 --> 00:22:35,300 - That is real fruit... food. - You can't just eat 421 00:22:35,326 --> 00:22:37,667 frozen food all the time. It's not good for you. 422 00:22:37,727 --> 00:22:39,028 I don't get, why... 423 00:22:39,157 --> 00:22:41,392 That stuff was made in, like, 2016. 424 00:22:41,547 --> 00:22:44,795 Why does it being frozen make it bad for you? 425 00:22:44,821 --> 00:22:47,899 It's all genetically engineered shit. You can't have that. 426 00:22:47,925 --> 00:22:48,979 Shit. 427 00:22:50,121 --> 00:22:51,344 Shit. 428 00:22:52,102 --> 00:22:54,046 _ 429 00:22:54,072 --> 00:22:57,125 Everybody's fucking mad at me today, man. 430 00:22:57,150 --> 00:22:59,586 _ 431 00:23:00,912 --> 00:23:03,414 Holy shit, dude, this is 4000 calories! 432 00:23:03,439 --> 00:23:05,396 _ 433 00:23:05,422 --> 00:23:08,286 And there's like 90,000 trolls behind me, 434 00:23:08,312 --> 00:23:10,239 the sky is bright purple, 435 00:23:10,265 --> 00:23:13,294 and I'm swinging on this thing, and then, 436 00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:17,044 I hear like these, like, scratching sounds, and I look back. 437 00:23:17,070 --> 00:23:20,550 - And all my trolls have got spiders. - Fuck. 438 00:23:20,576 --> 00:23:23,917 Just escaping their mouths, and their noses and ears. 439 00:23:23,943 --> 00:23:26,111 - Crawling out? No! - And we're about to go into battle. 440 00:23:26,137 --> 00:23:28,634 - That's some shit. - Motherfucking mushroom shake. 441 00:23:28,660 --> 00:23:30,916 - Let me just process that real quick... - Right? 442 00:23:30,942 --> 00:23:33,409 and, give you a psychoanalysis. 443 00:23:33,435 --> 00:23:35,018 - You're fucked up. - Right? 444 00:23:35,059 --> 00:23:38,057 I was sitting there, and as I started running, 445 00:23:38,537 --> 00:23:40,357 all I could hear... 446 00:23:40,826 --> 00:23:42,762 - What? - Is your voice. 447 00:23:42,788 --> 00:23:44,764 Just being like, "Izzy, 448 00:23:45,170 --> 00:23:47,769 you can't run away from these things all the time." 449 00:23:47,795 --> 00:23:50,569 - And I just had you on loop in the back of my head. - Good, good. 450 00:23:50,595 --> 00:23:52,290 Fixing things, from Bali. 451 00:23:52,316 --> 00:23:53,965 - About time. - Saving me, I think. 452 00:23:54,082 --> 00:23:55,366 - I'm gonna say I saved you. - Really? 453 00:23:55,433 --> 00:23:57,102 - Not probably. - I'll run with that. 454 00:23:57,184 --> 00:23:59,035 - I saved you. - Cheers. 455 00:23:59,551 --> 00:24:01,672 - What's next? - Well. 456 00:24:01,739 --> 00:24:04,105 There is a potential play 457 00:24:04,464 --> 00:24:06,033 I might do. 458 00:24:06,177 --> 00:24:08,965 - A play? - Yeah, new lead here. 459 00:24:09,085 --> 00:24:11,290 A play! Finally! 460 00:24:11,316 --> 00:24:13,118 Well, here's the thing. So. 461 00:24:13,184 --> 00:24:15,086 There's this director, and... 462 00:24:15,153 --> 00:24:17,533 he's really fucking weird, I can't figure him out. 463 00:24:17,559 --> 00:24:19,751 - I don't know, he's this odd look in his eye. - I love a weird director. 464 00:24:19,777 --> 00:24:21,189 I know, but, like, not a good weird. 465 00:24:21,215 --> 00:24:24,228 Like, something, like, he's too weird. 466 00:24:24,254 --> 00:24:29,034 And he's been working with this theater company for, like, 20 years. 467 00:24:29,100 --> 00:24:32,150 And then all of a sudden, I'm just going to fucking fly in... 468 00:24:32,176 --> 00:24:33,893 - and be the lead of their play? - Absolutely! 469 00:24:33,919 --> 00:24:35,557 Yes! Yes, you are. 470 00:24:35,583 --> 00:24:37,689 I have a feeling. You know what I'm like with my feelings, 471 00:24:37,715 --> 00:24:41,502 and my feeling about this is that it's very, very, very good. 472 00:24:41,528 --> 00:24:44,463 - Yeah, but if you met this director. - You always do this! Stop. 473 00:24:44,489 --> 00:24:46,985 - Stop talking yourself out of this. - I think if you meet the director... 474 00:24:47,052 --> 00:24:49,377 You're gonna be the lead of an amazing play. 475 00:24:49,403 --> 00:24:51,486 You're gonna put yourself outside your comfort zone. 476 00:24:51,512 --> 00:24:53,965 You're gonna shake things up. It's gonna be amazing. 477 00:24:54,159 --> 00:24:55,747 - Yeah. - I hope so. 478 00:24:55,773 --> 00:24:57,036 It is! 479 00:24:57,062 --> 00:24:59,361 - All right, all right. - I'm really excited for you. 480 00:24:59,387 --> 00:25:02,137 Well, speaking of shaking things up... 481 00:25:02,254 --> 00:25:03,334 Yes? 482 00:25:05,103 --> 00:25:08,653 I wasn't sure if you had already heard... 483 00:25:10,418 --> 00:25:11,794 I got engaged. 484 00:25:14,973 --> 00:25:17,248 - Are you fucking with me? - No! 485 00:25:17,274 --> 00:25:19,674 - Was this when you were shrooming? - No! 486 00:25:19,700 --> 00:25:21,809 - Jesus! - It was right at the end of the trip. 487 00:25:21,835 --> 00:25:23,410 - My God! - Right? 488 00:25:23,436 --> 00:25:25,814 I figured that Jeremy would've told you, but I... 489 00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:28,126 - When did Jeremy...? Jeremy knows? - I just saw him earlier. 490 00:25:28,193 --> 00:25:30,895 - Holy shit. No, he didn't. - Yeah. He didn't tell you. 491 00:25:31,613 --> 00:25:32,971 Failed to mention it. 492 00:25:32,997 --> 00:25:35,736 Maybe he was letting me tell you, which is really nice, 493 00:25:35,762 --> 00:25:37,807 - because I also spoke to him about the... - Debatable. 494 00:25:37,833 --> 00:25:39,208 engagement party. 495 00:25:39,356 --> 00:25:41,002 - OK. - 'Cause I want you guys there. 496 00:25:41,028 --> 00:25:43,629 Fuck, let's celebrate! We're gonna celebrate this! 497 00:25:43,655 --> 00:25:45,478 - Absolutely. - Shit! It's not every day you get engaged. 498 00:25:45,504 --> 00:25:47,424 - I know, right? - In Bali. 499 00:25:47,450 --> 00:25:49,861 - Question. Do you think it's too big, though? - Whoa, look at that. 500 00:25:49,887 --> 00:25:52,714 I think I'm just gonna get it reduced a little bit. 501 00:25:53,311 --> 00:25:54,945 I think just like a little bit. 502 00:25:54,971 --> 00:25:56,774 It's really beautiful, though. 503 00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:59,813 He sourced an Australian diamond from the Kimberley region. 504 00:25:59,839 --> 00:26:03,202 They normally just do like... pink diamonds predominantly, 505 00:26:03,228 --> 00:26:07,243 but, you know, obviously, it's conflict free, 506 00:26:07,493 --> 00:26:11,970 and it's like, it's like clean. I mean, like, there's no flaws in this. 507 00:26:12,037 --> 00:26:14,139 I have seen, I have looked. 508 00:26:14,205 --> 00:26:17,204 It's a perfect diamond, so... 509 00:26:26,478 --> 00:26:27,866 Fuck, Jeremy! 510 00:26:27,892 --> 00:26:30,337 - What do you mean? - What do you mean, "what do you mean"? 511 00:26:30,363 --> 00:26:32,231 I just walked into a fucking hornet's nest. 512 00:26:32,257 --> 00:26:34,006 How do you not tell me Isabella's engaged? 513 00:26:34,032 --> 00:26:35,593 It's a delicate subject, man. 514 00:26:35,619 --> 00:26:38,264 I just wanted to find the right time to tell you, 515 00:26:38,290 --> 00:26:40,266 and I'm stoned... 516 00:26:41,025 --> 00:26:42,694 That's all I got. 517 00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:44,678 Little piece of information I'd like to know next time! 518 00:26:44,704 --> 00:26:46,671 I hundred percent was going to tell you. 519 00:26:46,737 --> 00:26:48,807 - I swear to God. - And then you committed me into going to her engagement party?! 520 00:26:48,833 --> 00:26:51,149 I just figured if I was going to go, then you would go. 521 00:26:51,175 --> 00:26:53,631 - You're going to the engagement party. - No, you have to go, man. 522 00:26:53,657 --> 00:26:55,811 Dude! We just broke up six months ago. 523 00:26:55,837 --> 00:26:58,316 Think about it, man. A lot of good can come from this. 524 00:26:58,342 --> 00:26:59,366 A lot of good?! 525 00:26:59,392 --> 00:27:01,286 Yeah, you can show that you're the bigger man. 526 00:27:01,352 --> 00:27:04,491 You can show your strength, you know. You can get a little closure. 527 00:27:04,517 --> 00:27:07,295 Like, it's good that she's moving on, you can move on. 528 00:27:07,321 --> 00:27:09,171 I'm not going to her engagement party. 529 00:27:10,361 --> 00:27:11,444 Please? 530 00:27:11,952 --> 00:27:14,223 - You're out of your mind, dude. - You know I'm right, man. 531 00:27:14,249 --> 00:27:15,819 - I don't think you're right at all. - You know I'm right. 532 00:27:15,845 --> 00:27:17,264 No, I think you're high. 533 00:27:18,670 --> 00:27:20,317 I got you a succulent. 534 00:27:21,016 --> 00:27:22,897 Have you ever seen a blue succulent? 535 00:27:30,193 --> 00:27:32,700 We're still out of fucking toilet paper, man. 536 00:27:38,233 --> 00:27:39,225 Fuck. 537 00:27:39,256 --> 00:27:46,077 www.subtitulamos.tv