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The truth is, I'm not your father.

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I'm your...

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The truth is, I'm not your father.

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I'm your...

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Hey, Corey!

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You're supposed to be
protecting the building

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from earthquakes, not causing them.

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Sorry.

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Can you take a break while I finish

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the trashy reality show

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I'm too embarrassed to
tell you the name of?

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All right, fellas, you
heard the lady. Take a break.

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Oh, hang on.

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- Okay. Thank you.
- What's that for?

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I have to prove to the building owner

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that this work is finally happening

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'cause I said I'd take
care of it six years ago

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and three years ago and last year.

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Hey, while I've got you,

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can you get the guy with
the RV out of the alley?

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I can't get my truck in.

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Happy to. Yelling at
people's my favorite sport.

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What's that one for?

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I want to show you to my friends.

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Yo, dumbass!

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Move this piece of crap!

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Hey.

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Oh, great, the dumbass is my husband.

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My buddy Jay loaned us his RV.

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Spontaneous vacation,
where do you want to go?

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Jay's house, to return it.

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- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -
-- for www.addic7ed.com --

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Hi, Wendy. Hey, Jill.

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Hey.

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Hi, Wendy. Hi, Bonnie.

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Hello, Jill.

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It's only a breakup.

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Would you stop talking to
me like Neiman Marcus closed?

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- We're just worried about you.
- Well, I'm fine.

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- Are you?
- Yes.

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Look, I cried my eyes out
for the first two days,

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but then I emerged
from my sadness cocoon

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as the butterfly you see before you.

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I unfriended him on Facebook.

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I even boxed up some of his things

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and left them at his place
without setting them on fire.

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And not just because
he has a Ring camera,

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but because I am a happy,
well-adjusted butterfly.

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- Are you?
- Yes.

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In fact, I'm in a great mood today

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because I get to go see my dentist.

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You know we can't use the
happy gas for a cleaning, right?

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Or can we? Can we?

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Dr. Mekizian is my happy gas.

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I used to be super phobic
about going to the dentist.

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It was a really big problem.

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I mean, my smile is my third
most attractive attribute.

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Unless I'm in Europe,
and then it's my first.

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- I'm betting he's hot.
- No, he's better than hot.

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He's comforting. He's like a teddy bear

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or a bowl of spaghetti

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or a teddy bear eating
a bowl of spaghetti.

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Oh, I just love him
to itty-bitty pieces.

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Hey, sorry I'm late, I was entranced

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by the amazing RV that Adam borrowed.

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Yeah. Well, I prefer the
phrase "got stuck with."

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Tammy, where are the cookies?
You said you'd bring them.

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I was entranced.

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Did you know that there's a
dinner table that transforms

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into a bed and then
back into a dinner table?

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Well, that should lead
to an exciting game

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of Guess the Stain.

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You know, I've never been
inside of one of those.

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What exactly is the point?

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So you can escape to nature

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while still destroying the environment.

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Since when did you care
about the environment?

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Since Adam asked me to hop
into that rolling dumpster

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and drive around for a week.

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As someone who's lived in my car,

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that will never feel like a vacation.

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You know, it wouldn't
kill you to give it a try.

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You know what, I will give it a try

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and I hope it does kill me
so I can rub it in your face.

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Hey, Jill, how you doing?

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Careful, she hates sad voice.

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Oh, Tammy, you're so sweet for asking.

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Ground control to Jill.

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Is that you, Jill?

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You got other patients who
get decked out like this?

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I do not.

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But I'm always impressed by the
things you think of to bring.

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The blanket is to keep me warm and calm,

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the mask is 'cause the light is bright

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and the earphones are so I
don't hear the scraping and...

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- the drilling.
- The drilling. I know.

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But I still think it's 'cause
you don't want to hear my jokes.

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Oh.

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- How you been, kiddo?
- Oh, I've been better.

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My boyfriend and I just broke up.

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Well, in my professional
opinion, that's his floss.

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Thanks.

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No, I'm serious. Who's his dentist?

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I make one phone call and
he eats through a straw.

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You're the best.

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Oh. Now remember, I make a lot of faces,

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but I'm only in pain if I raise my hand.

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Right hand is pain,
left hand is question.

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All right, let's get that dazzling smile

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ready for the next guy.

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- Oh.
- Question?

112
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Um, how long do you think
it'll be till I meet him?

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What do you think so far?

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Well, we've only been
driving for seven minutes,

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and most of that was you
backing out of the alley,

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but... yes, good times.

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I'm glad you're giving this a shot.

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Yeah, it was all my idea.

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No one had to talk me into it.

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So where are we headed?

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That's the best part. Anywhere, U.S.A.

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I agreed to one night,

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so make it Anywhere, our zip code.

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Isn't this great?
Normally when you travel

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it's all a hassle till you
get to your destination,

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but with an RV, the party
starts when you turn the key.

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Cute rhymes don't make it smell

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any less like bowling shoes in here.

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Just sit back and take in the sights.

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Home Depot. Target. McDonald's.

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I do love the open road.

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Hey, do you want to make popcorn?

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- While we're driving?
- That's the magic

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of the mobile home.

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You can watch TV, play a board game,

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iron a shirt.

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You can use the toilet,
which, by the way,

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turns into a shower.

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You can take a shower.

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These are all things we can do at home.

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Yeah, but when you're
done, you're still at home.

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Here, by the time you dry off,
we're eight, ten miles away.

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You're cute

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when you're filled with
inexplicable enthusiasm.

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Lorena, can I please
get a purple toothbrush?

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And maybe some mint floss?

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Cinnamon gives me the heebie-jeebies.

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Thank you.

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Hmm. Y'all doing some remodeling?

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That's good, 'cause I
was gonna say something.

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The new dentist just wants
to open up the space a little.

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Oh, is Dr. Mekizian getting a partner?

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No, the new guy's
taking over the practice.

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Uh, where's Dr. Mekizian going?

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I'm not supposed to say anything.

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Okay, well, it's too late.

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He's retiring.

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Like, he's not gonna be
seeing patients anymore?

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Am-am I one of the patients

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he's not gonna be seeing anymore?

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It's not for three months.

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But I only come every six months.

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You know that, Lorena!

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I mean,

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I have waited for a dentist I could love

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my entire life and
now-now he's abandoning me?

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I'm sorry, I don't mean
to be taking it out on you,

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it's just, I get excited
when I see those postcards.

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I look forward to coming here.

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And I just can't
believe that was my last

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"How you been, kiddo?"

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- What's going on?
- You are not allowed to retire.

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You make me feel safe.

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And I don't think I've
ever told you this,

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but... I've put you as
my emergency contact

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in every doctor's office,
including this one.

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Jill...

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I'm sorry. I was gonna send a letter.

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A letter? Why don't you just send a text

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saying, "Your cavities
are no longer my problem"?

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This isn't how I wanted you to find out.

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It's time for me to hang it up.

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My wife and I want to travel.

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Well, can I come with you?

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You outdid yourself with those steaks.

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- D-3.
- Thank you. Hit.

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- E-4.
- Miss. D-2.

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Hit. You know, the kid on this box

189
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is probably older than us right now.

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- B-6.
- Miss. I'm guessing he's dead.

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I mean, child model? What
good could come from that?

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D-5.

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Hit. You sunk my battleship!

194
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How are you killing me at this game?

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I was born with a strategic mind.

196
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Also, I can see all of your boats

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in that gigantic side-view mirror.

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I'm craving s'mores all of a sudden.

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Yes, I knew that would happen.

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- Look what I brought.
- You didn't.

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I did. And...

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- a book of ghost stories.
- Scary or sexy?

203
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I've never heard a sexy ghost story.

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We traced the call.

205
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It's coming from inside your pants.

206
00:09:01,925 --> 00:09:03,297
You were right.

207
00:09:03,322 --> 00:09:05,656
Everything is better in an RV.

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00:09:06,872 --> 00:09:08,439
Told you.

209
00:09:10,441 --> 00:09:12,534
You got marshmallow in my hair.

210
00:09:13,075 --> 00:09:15,597
Huh. We could take a
toilet-shower together.

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Not something I ever thought I'd say,

212
00:09:17,466 --> 00:09:18,979
but I'm looking forward to it.

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Police, open up.

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Ten bucks he thinks we're
cooking meth in here.

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Not a bad Plan B, by the way.

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Evening, officer.

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This is private property.
You can't park your RV here.

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Okay, tell that to the
guy sleeping in the table,

219
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'cause he said when you're
in one of these things,

220
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the world is your hotel room.

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Look at me, driving
home in my sex sheet.

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'Cause I'm in my bedroom,
living room and car

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all at the same time.

224
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I can't believe we got a ticket

225
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and you're still in a great mood.

226
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We made the RV sexy, but
the cop made it dangerous.

227
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I take back every bad word

228
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- I said about this thing.
- You mean that?

229
00:10:02,226 --> 00:10:04,293
I do. I'm really enjoying this.

230
00:10:04,550 --> 00:10:07,183
Glad to hear it, 'cause
we own this bad boy.

231
00:10:07,208 --> 00:10:10,136
- What?
- I-I bought the RV.

232
00:10:11,221 --> 00:10:13,394
Uh, you-you dropped your sheet.

233
00:10:20,828 --> 00:10:23,316
Hey! What... Take it easy back there.

234
00:10:23,341 --> 00:10:25,175
Why? If we break it,
we already bought it.

235
00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:27,769
I mean, you already bought
it without talking to me.

236
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You did that on purpose.

237
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I can't get back to our
place without making a turn.

238
00:10:34,742 --> 00:10:36,630
Well, give me a little
warning next time,

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like you didn't when
you bought this thing.

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I'm sorry. What can I say?

241
00:10:40,692 --> 00:10:42,258
You know how hard it is to find an RV

242
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that's tricked out for
a guy in a wheelchair?

243
00:10:44,113 --> 00:10:46,541
You know how easy it
is to pick up the phone

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and say, "Hey, honey,
I'm about to spend... "

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- Wh-What did this cost?
- I got a great deal.

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It just won't sound like it.

247
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May I remind you that ten
minutes ago you were Team RV?

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Right turn.

249
00:11:02,005 --> 00:11:03,363
You know what?

250
00:11:03,861 --> 00:11:05,894
I changed my mind.

251
00:11:05,919 --> 00:11:09,144
I'm glad you bought this thing,
'cause now you live in it.

252
00:11:17,552 --> 00:11:19,385
Well...

253
00:11:19,410 --> 00:11:21,344
Well, we knew it would
come to this one day.

254
00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:22,800
Who do you want to live with?

255
00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:27,628
Traitor.

256
00:11:31,756 --> 00:11:34,073
How do I move on from Dr. Mekizian?

257
00:11:34,515 --> 00:11:37,182
I mean, he accepted me for who I am...

258
00:11:37,361 --> 00:11:39,962
a woman who requires
a blanket, an eye mask

259
00:11:39,987 --> 00:11:42,214
and incense for a routine checkup.

260
00:11:42,683 --> 00:11:45,878
Are you sure he's retiring
and not just hiding from you?

261
00:11:46,003 --> 00:11:49,269
Are you sure Victor's dead
and not just hiding from you?

262
00:11:49,989 --> 00:11:51,556
Yes.

263
00:11:52,205 --> 00:11:54,707
Hey, is Bonnie coming back,
or is her pickle in play?

264
00:11:58,385 --> 00:12:00,754
Take her pickle at your own risk.

265
00:12:01,051 --> 00:12:03,137
That's what they used
to say to me in prison.

266
00:12:03,566 --> 00:12:05,977
Guys, I think I'm gonna kill someone.

267
00:12:06,002 --> 00:12:08,473
I was just making sure
they gave you a crispy one.

268
00:12:09,066 --> 00:12:11,566
Unbelievable. Adam bought that RV,

269
00:12:11,591 --> 00:12:13,091
and now our insurance is going up

270
00:12:13,116 --> 00:12:14,649
and we have to pay to park it.

271
00:12:14,922 --> 00:12:16,800
There's a parking lot
right next to the hospital

272
00:12:16,824 --> 00:12:18,457
that has really good monthly rates.

273
00:12:18,504 --> 00:12:20,035
I'm enjoying being in the right.

274
00:12:20,060 --> 00:12:21,426
Please don't give me solutions.

275
00:12:21,528 --> 00:12:22,894
Adam's my buddy,

276
00:12:22,919 --> 00:12:24,719
but he really screwed
the pooch with this one.

277
00:12:24,915 --> 00:12:26,275
You see, Wendy? That's what you do.

278
00:12:26,300 --> 00:12:27,365
You feed the fire.

279
00:12:28,562 --> 00:12:30,313
Isn't this the same exact thing he did

280
00:12:30,337 --> 00:12:31,337
when he bought the bar?

281
00:12:31,362 --> 00:12:32,748
Why, yes, it is, Jill.

282
00:12:32,773 --> 00:12:34,673
I was just reminding
him of that on the phone.

283
00:12:34,698 --> 00:12:36,364
Again, this is what I'm looking for.

284
00:12:37,445 --> 00:12:39,778
Careful, Bonnie. Sometimes,
when we're in the right

285
00:12:39,813 --> 00:12:42,147
and we handle it poorly,
we're not in the right anymore.

286
00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:45,141
And here's Old Mother Hubbard
to take a whiz on my flames.

287
00:12:46,414 --> 00:12:49,221
I'm just saying that justified anger

288
00:12:49,246 --> 00:12:52,514
can be dangerous, because
we often take it too far.

289
00:12:52,539 --> 00:12:54,016
Are you even listening to me?

290
00:12:54,041 --> 00:12:55,814
Sorry, I'm just seeing if the insurance

291
00:12:55,839 --> 00:12:58,227
would cover us if the RV
accidentally caught fire.

292
00:13:01,041 --> 00:13:03,562
What? Adam wouldn't be in it.

293
00:13:08,078 --> 00:13:09,384
I'm going to the grocery store.

294
00:13:09,409 --> 00:13:12,154
Could you please, uh, move your house?

295
00:13:12,257 --> 00:13:13,489
Not a problem.

296
00:13:13,514 --> 00:13:15,158
While you're there, can
you grab me some eggs?

297
00:13:15,182 --> 00:13:16,633
Nope.

298
00:13:17,336 --> 00:13:19,828
- Are we ever gonna talk about this?
- Nope.

299
00:13:19,853 --> 00:13:21,119
Good day.

300
00:13:21,632 --> 00:13:24,767
So, all we have to do is
to reinforce this area.

301
00:13:24,792 --> 00:13:26,516
And we may have to move these pipes.

302
00:13:26,541 --> 00:13:29,742
Yes! He's open! Go, go, go!

303
00:13:31,435 --> 00:13:33,235
Sounds like a good plan, Corey.

304
00:13:34,078 --> 00:13:35,694
What the hell?

305
00:13:38,547 --> 00:13:41,283
4:00, right on time. Hey, buddy.

306
00:13:41,308 --> 00:13:42,308
You have him till 6:00.

307
00:13:42,367 --> 00:13:43,819
Don't let him fill up on treats,

308
00:13:43,844 --> 00:13:44,988
'cause he's having dinner with me.

309
00:13:45,422 --> 00:13:48,914
- You're not handling this well.
- I know.

310
00:13:51,300 --> 00:13:52,699
What if I give you money?

311
00:13:54,187 --> 00:13:57,109
- Jill.
- Not like a gift. Like an investment.

312
00:13:57,134 --> 00:13:59,768
A cash infusion, they call it on CNBC.

313
00:14:00,771 --> 00:14:02,471
It's not about the money.

314
00:14:02,664 --> 00:14:04,563
What if we just meet up twice a year?

315
00:14:04,588 --> 00:14:07,021
There must be a dentist office
you can rent by the hour.

316
00:14:07,398 --> 00:14:09,678
I don't think that'd be
fair to my other patients.

317
00:14:09,703 --> 00:14:12,170
Fine. What if I have you over
for dinner every six months,

318
00:14:12,195 --> 00:14:14,496
and if the conversation
leads us to a room in my house

319
00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:16,687
that has a dental chair,
whatever happens happens.

320
00:14:16,987 --> 00:14:18,520
Do you have a dental chair?

321
00:14:18,545 --> 00:14:20,203
Well, I've narrowed it down to three.

322
00:14:20,228 --> 00:14:22,523
I'll send you a link to my Amazon cart.

323
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:26,395
I should have known you weren't
gonna take this news easily.

324
00:14:26,420 --> 00:14:28,086
Yeah, you should have.

325
00:14:29,916 --> 00:14:33,517
I'm sorry it's hard, but I am retiring.

326
00:14:34,518 --> 00:14:36,118
So you're just gonna...

327
00:14:36,291 --> 00:14:38,830
hang up your saliva vacuum and leave me?

328
00:14:38,976 --> 00:14:42,344
Dr. Segal will be
taking on all of my patients.

329
00:14:42,369 --> 00:14:44,236
You'll be in excellent hands.

330
00:14:45,672 --> 00:14:47,283
So this is it?

331
00:14:48,018 --> 00:14:50,650
- It's over?
- It is.

332
00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:52,666
Well...

333
00:14:52,990 --> 00:14:56,615
- if it's really over...
- And it is.

334
00:14:57,234 --> 00:14:59,916
Then I... I want to say thank you.

335
00:15:00,942 --> 00:15:03,710
I'm gonna try to get
through this without crying.

336
00:15:05,287 --> 00:15:08,088
I know that I can be

337
00:15:08,190 --> 00:15:10,306
a bit needy sometimes.

338
00:15:11,809 --> 00:15:14,744
I guess that's one of the big reasons
why Andy broke up with me.

339
00:15:15,017 --> 00:15:16,502
But you, um...

340
00:15:17,361 --> 00:15:20,062
you never made me feel
like I was too much.

341
00:15:21,456 --> 00:15:23,757
There. I made it.

342
00:15:24,218 --> 00:15:28,447
Jill... some people might
call you high-maintenance.

343
00:15:30,069 --> 00:15:31,541
But I think you're someone

344
00:15:31,566 --> 00:15:33,900
who knows what she wants
and how to ask for it.

345
00:15:34,154 --> 00:15:36,721
Exactly. And then you don't
have to guess what I want,

346
00:15:36,746 --> 00:15:38,446
which actually makes
me low-maintenance.

347
00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:40,505
I wouldn't go that far.

348
00:15:44,346 --> 00:15:47,547
- I'm gonna miss you.
- I'm gonna miss you, too, kiddo.

349
00:15:48,399 --> 00:15:49,916
Can I hug you?

350
00:15:50,342 --> 00:15:53,744
Well, I'm gonna need to
call Lorena in, but...

351
00:15:54,409 --> 00:15:55,775
yes.

352
00:16:10,730 --> 00:16:12,978
Damn it, Corey.

353
00:16:14,287 --> 00:16:16,687
- Hey, Cor?
- Yeah?

354
00:16:16,789 --> 00:16:18,555
What's the deal with the water?

355
00:16:18,657 --> 00:16:21,381
I had to shut it off.
Should be back on by tonight.

356
00:16:21,561 --> 00:16:23,762
Okey doke. Have a super day.

357
00:16:31,403 --> 00:16:32,403
Good morning.

358
00:16:32,505 --> 00:16:33,837
The water's shut off.

359
00:16:33,862 --> 00:16:35,525
I need coffee and the bathroom.

360
00:16:36,838 --> 00:16:39,735
After punishing me all week,
you're gonna ask for a favor?

361
00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:42,703
It's not a favor. I own half
of this thing, and I've decided

362
00:16:42,728 --> 00:16:45,252
it's the half with the
coffee and the potty-shower.

363
00:16:46,135 --> 00:16:48,475
- And if I say no?
- I will have you towed.

364
00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:50,433
- Come on in.
- Good call.

365
00:16:57,824 --> 00:16:59,064
I'm glad you're here.

366
00:17:00,931 --> 00:17:03,623
- I really wanted to talk to you.
- What'd you buy now?

367
00:17:03,783 --> 00:17:05,102
A boat? Space shuttle?

368
00:17:05,127 --> 00:17:06,986
Papa John's franchise?

369
00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:09,573
Yeah, I get why you think I might.

370
00:17:09,752 --> 00:17:10,985
That is a messed-up thing

371
00:17:11,010 --> 00:17:12,509
I seem to do every now and again,

372
00:17:12,534 --> 00:17:14,580
and I'm very, very... sorry.

373
00:17:15,447 --> 00:17:17,681
This coffee is terrible. Go on.

374
00:17:18,728 --> 00:17:20,403
When I bought the bar without
discussing it with you,

375
00:17:20,428 --> 00:17:22,469
I promised you and myself

376
00:17:22,494 --> 00:17:24,185
that I would never do
anything like that again,

377
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:25,494
but I did, and...

378
00:17:28,761 --> 00:17:32,229
it was disrespectful to
you...and our marriage.

379
00:17:32,254 --> 00:17:34,267
So why the hell do you keep doing it?

380
00:17:34,975 --> 00:17:38,283
Well, that part's a little
trickier to talk about.

381
00:17:40,596 --> 00:17:44,698
I feel like... There are times where...

382
00:17:47,549 --> 00:17:49,158
You know when two people are in a canoe?

383
00:17:49,183 --> 00:17:50,191
Spit it out!

384
00:17:50,216 --> 00:17:52,293
Sometimes, when I want something,

385
00:17:52,318 --> 00:17:54,017
I-I'm afraid to run it by you

386
00:17:54,042 --> 00:17:56,076
because you'll just shoot it down.

387
00:17:56,255 --> 00:17:57,821
It's just easier to get what I want

388
00:17:57,846 --> 00:17:59,379
and deal with the fallout later.

389
00:17:59,559 --> 00:18:01,759
Well, that is manipulative, immature

390
00:18:01,784 --> 00:18:04,017
and probably how I'd handle me, too.

391
00:18:04,196 --> 00:18:05,596
But in my defense,

392
00:18:05,621 --> 00:18:07,888
we are having an adult conversation now.

393
00:18:08,034 --> 00:18:09,600
Yeah, but it took seven days.

394
00:18:09,625 --> 00:18:12,125
Meanwhile, I'm living in an
alley, sneaking in the house

395
00:18:12,150 --> 00:18:14,271
in the middle of the night
to get clean underwear.

396
00:18:14,296 --> 00:18:17,264
I knew it. I saw fresh
wheel tracks on the rug.

397
00:18:17,443 --> 00:18:19,943
Look, I know I said this
before, but this time, I mean it.

398
00:18:19,968 --> 00:18:21,990
This will not happen again.

399
00:18:22,015 --> 00:18:23,147
It better not,

400
00:18:23,172 --> 00:18:24,772
because three strikes,
you're out, buddy.

401
00:18:25,671 --> 00:18:27,104
Does that work both ways?

402
00:18:28,277 --> 00:18:30,470
Forget the strikes.
Just don't do it again.

403
00:18:31,167 --> 00:18:33,853
- I promise.
- And I promise...

404
00:18:34,306 --> 00:18:35,982
that if you come to me with
something that you want,

405
00:18:36,007 --> 00:18:38,119
I will hear you out,
even if it's stupid.

406
00:18:39,044 --> 00:18:40,977
Well, I'm a guy.
Everything I want is stupid.

407
00:18:42,727 --> 00:18:45,572
Well, everything except you.

408
00:18:52,681 --> 00:18:54,025
I'm sorry for punishing you all week.

409
00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:57,149
I guess I just... found
it hard to forgive you

410
00:18:57,174 --> 00:18:59,149
for something you'd already done before.

411
00:18:59,486 --> 00:19:00,818
Isn't that what marriage is...

412
00:19:00,843 --> 00:19:02,909
Mistakes, apologies
and what's for dinner?

413
00:19:03,275 --> 00:19:04,388
What is for dinner?

414
00:19:04,413 --> 00:19:06,242
How about we figure
out breakfast first?

415
00:19:06,267 --> 00:19:08,125
I have an idea.

416
00:19:08,541 --> 00:19:10,641
You drive us to Denny's
while I brush my teeth.

417
00:19:10,775 --> 00:19:12,787
And I'm paying 'cause I
snuck in here last night

418
00:19:12,812 --> 00:19:15,431
- and stole all your cash.
- I knew it!

419
00:19:21,276 --> 00:19:24,619
Mm. Well, this is
a living nightmare.

420
00:19:25,940 --> 00:19:27,376
That was my first reaction, too,

421
00:19:27,401 --> 00:19:29,664
but the longer we have it,
the more I love it.

422
00:19:29,707 --> 00:19:31,994
You just like saying
you have a second home.

423
00:19:32,319 --> 00:19:35,583
I do. It can be a beach house
or a mountain chalet,

424
00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:39,150
as long as the roads leading
to those places are wide enough.

425
00:19:39,695 --> 00:19:41,539
Sorry, I still don't get it.

426
00:19:41,564 --> 00:19:44,088
Check it out. Everything in
here turns into something else.

427
00:19:44,697 --> 00:19:47,526
Mm. Well, unless it turns into

428
00:19:47,551 --> 00:19:49,336
a room at the Four Seasons, mm-mmm.

429
00:19:49,737 --> 00:19:53,115
I bet at the Four Seasons
the table isn't also a bed.

430
00:19:53,140 --> 00:19:54,707
Hmm.

431
00:19:54,732 --> 00:19:56,386
Ow!

432
00:19:56,411 --> 00:19:58,761
Jill!

433
00:19:58,786 --> 00:20:00,571
I'm so sorry. Are you okay?

434
00:20:00,994 --> 00:20:04,307
- It's bad, isn't it?
- Very bad.

435
00:20:04,332 --> 00:20:07,465
Yes! I get to see my
dentist one last time!

436
00:20:08,930 --> 00:20:13,601
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