1 00:00:12,986 --> 00:00:16,593 What would Harry do, take Tanvi's deal or take the risk? 2 00:00:16,595 --> 00:00:18,890 You're smart, Alice. You don't need him. 3 00:00:18,891 --> 00:00:20,651 Yeah, I do. 4 00:00:21,523 --> 00:00:25,045 And I always will. And don't ever say that. 5 00:00:26,294 --> 00:00:30,294 Hiya. Erm, can I stay, please? 6 00:00:42,532 --> 00:00:44,434 It's all too much! 7 00:00:47,807 --> 00:00:49,406 Come back, Harry, 8 00:00:49,712 --> 00:00:52,166 or I'll throw myself down these fucking stairs! 9 00:00:57,652 --> 00:00:59,131 She's jammed it. 10 00:00:59,133 --> 00:01:01,493 Al, let us in! 11 00:01:01,495 --> 00:01:03,454 We need to use the toilet! 12 00:01:25,350 --> 00:01:27,430 I'm hopeless without you. 13 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:29,000 CREDITS 14 00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:32,320 13 MISSING CALLS 15 00:02:44,057 --> 00:02:45,850 Ah, here we go. 16 00:02:51,154 --> 00:02:52,660 - Mum... - Hello. 17 00:02:52,662 --> 00:02:54,996 - What's all this? We were worried. - Sorry. 18 00:02:54,998 --> 00:02:56,636 I heard you were having a meltdown. 19 00:02:57,154 --> 00:02:58,479 Which sounded fun. 20 00:02:59,417 --> 00:03:01,860 Aw... families. 21 00:03:10,132 --> 00:03:11,332 'Yes?' 22 00:03:11,644 --> 00:03:14,261 Er, keep it clean, Tanvi, my family are listening. 23 00:03:15,764 --> 00:03:19,253 I've decided Harry would have wanted me to keep his business going 24 00:03:19,255 --> 00:03:20,774 and develop the land. 25 00:03:20,776 --> 00:03:23,253 'No, he'd rather you secured your future 26 00:03:23,255 --> 00:03:24,610 'and got on with your life.' 27 00:03:24,611 --> 00:03:27,532 Well, I think his life's work is worth more than that. 28 00:03:27,534 --> 00:03:30,370 And I think you'll make money from this deal, 29 00:03:30,371 --> 00:03:32,371 lots of it, and it should be ours. 30 00:03:35,771 --> 00:03:37,676 'OK.' 31 00:03:39,456 --> 00:03:42,607 Yeah, well, I wanted you all to hear that, 32 00:03:43,599 --> 00:03:47,610 as you all seem to be here. And, of course, I've realised... 33 00:03:47,611 --> 00:03:50,270 - I need help. - You know nothing about developing. 34 00:03:50,272 --> 00:03:51,549 Neither did Harry. 35 00:03:51,551 --> 00:03:53,610 This is how people have nervous breakdowns. 36 00:03:53,611 --> 00:03:55,710 - But fortune favours the brave. - Oh, thanks, Dad. 37 00:03:55,712 --> 00:03:58,205 Though I agree, you have no idea what you're doing. 38 00:03:59,602 --> 00:04:02,308 Look, Harry belonged to all of us. 39 00:04:02,573 --> 00:04:05,048 Look, he was your son-in-law, 40 00:04:05,050 --> 00:04:08,022 your brother-in-law, your brother. 41 00:04:08,349 --> 00:04:10,265 - He was. - And your mad dad. 42 00:04:11,930 --> 00:04:14,713 Harry didn't build to make money. 43 00:04:14,715 --> 00:04:17,969 He built to make the world a better place. 44 00:04:18,110 --> 00:04:20,631 And together, we can do this. 45 00:04:21,526 --> 00:04:24,856 Dad, with your legal... Skills? 46 00:04:27,002 --> 00:04:29,810 And, Gerry and Minnie aren't talking to me at the moment, 47 00:04:29,811 --> 00:04:31,502 but when they do, 48 00:04:31,504 --> 00:04:34,899 Gerry knows the building trade like the back of his hand. 49 00:04:35,521 --> 00:04:40,950 And I'll be auntie/babysitter when you have Harry's kid. 50 00:04:42,887 --> 00:04:46,241 Oh, he left some frozen jizz for Alice. 51 00:04:46,956 --> 00:04:49,071 - Some what? - Oh... 52 00:04:49,516 --> 00:04:51,085 Erm, OK. 53 00:04:53,233 --> 00:04:55,928 Harry wanted another baby, and I didn't. 54 00:04:55,930 --> 00:05:00,049 So he had the snip and froze, er... 55 00:05:00,393 --> 00:05:01,753 ..a deposit. 56 00:05:03,469 --> 00:05:05,175 In case I changed my mind. 57 00:05:05,177 --> 00:05:07,126 - You can't use it. - Yes, I can. 58 00:05:07,128 --> 00:05:10,202 - It'd be insane to have a dead man's baby. - It's not a dead man. 59 00:05:10,204 --> 00:05:11,697 It's Harry! 60 00:05:12,250 --> 00:05:16,677 Look, I haven't decided, but... but I might do it. 61 00:05:16,679 --> 00:05:18,650 And who knows? It might not even work. 62 00:05:18,651 --> 00:05:21,381 - Who doesn't love a baby? - For God's sake, Roger! 63 00:05:23,574 --> 00:05:26,356 Well... thank you all for understanding. 64 00:05:26,358 --> 00:05:27,902 Well, I don't understand. 65 00:05:27,904 --> 00:05:30,209 And why am I the only one daring to be honest? 66 00:05:30,211 --> 00:05:31,789 You're all thinking it. 67 00:05:31,791 --> 00:05:34,438 Well, thanks, most of you, for understanding. 68 00:05:36,901 --> 00:05:41,130 - Sorry about the whole jizz thing. - Oh, it's a bit late now. 69 00:05:41,131 --> 00:05:44,307 - And can we not call it that? - I just get carried away. 70 00:05:44,309 --> 00:05:46,729 It's like Dad says, I could blurt for England. 71 00:05:46,731 --> 00:05:48,335 You've gotta do it. 72 00:05:49,015 --> 00:05:52,213 This is a life-saver. Me, staying here. 73 00:05:52,215 --> 00:05:55,055 Anything I can do to thank you, Al, anything. 74 00:05:57,131 --> 00:05:59,130 Hi, George. Er, can you talk? 75 00:05:59,131 --> 00:06:01,369 Hey, yeah, I can. 76 00:06:01,370 --> 00:06:04,201 Mum and Dad - Frank Dad - are at work. 77 00:06:04,203 --> 00:06:06,322 I just wanted to remind you about tea 78 00:06:06,324 --> 00:06:10,122 - with the new grandparents tomorrow. - Sure. Sure, cool. 79 00:06:10,124 --> 00:06:14,408 Shall I bring, like, a cake? Or a bottle of Baileys? 80 00:06:14,410 --> 00:06:16,653 I don't know, you're the grown-up. 81 00:06:17,702 --> 00:06:19,020 Yeah, kind of. 82 00:06:19,022 --> 00:06:20,182 No, I am. 83 00:06:20,184 --> 00:06:22,303 - I am. - And it's happened. 84 00:06:22,903 --> 00:06:24,820 Mum's planning to have Dad's baby. 85 00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:28,638 Well, that's the inheritance down the toilet. 86 00:06:28,640 --> 00:06:30,194 What inheritance? 87 00:06:30,196 --> 00:06:34,889 I know. I know. So, what do you reckon? 88 00:06:34,891 --> 00:06:36,331 Maybe it's OK. 89 00:06:37,832 --> 00:06:41,182 But I'm a bit scared. Mum's already kind of frenzied. 90 00:06:41,184 --> 00:06:43,608 It's what Dad wanted, so... 91 00:06:43,610 --> 00:06:44,820 Exactly. 92 00:06:45,367 --> 00:06:48,318 And, like, if Dad once wanted a nose job, we'd have to get one now. 93 00:06:49,286 --> 00:06:52,330 Yeah! Except that would be... simpler. 94 00:06:52,331 --> 00:06:53,531 Yeah. 95 00:06:56,205 --> 00:06:59,078 Gosh... these building projects are so beautiful. 96 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:00,890 Why didn't I get involved before? 97 00:07:00,891 --> 00:07:04,203 Because it nearly killed Gramps. And Dad. 98 00:07:04,205 --> 00:07:06,769 And you hate mud. Yeah, but this could be me, 99 00:07:06,771 --> 00:07:08,756 building something out of the ground. 100 00:07:17,446 --> 00:07:19,885 She has a very warm heart. 101 00:07:20,474 --> 00:07:21,995 And nowhere else to go. 102 00:07:22,472 --> 00:07:24,842 She was always too full-on for Minnie and Gerry. 103 00:07:25,659 --> 00:07:28,098 They had her really late and never got over the shock. 104 00:07:29,176 --> 00:07:32,810 She's Storm Nicola, hitting a wobbly fishing village. 105 00:07:33,759 --> 00:07:34,960 Bollocks! 106 00:07:34,962 --> 00:07:36,927 Guys, how do you open the curtains? 107 00:07:37,520 --> 00:07:39,921 Say, "Open, curtains!" 108 00:07:41,610 --> 00:07:43,523 Close, curtains. 109 00:07:43,699 --> 00:07:44,899 What? 110 00:07:47,047 --> 00:07:48,807 So, you're going to do this... 111 00:07:49,279 --> 00:07:53,209 - try to have Dad's baby? - Yeah. 112 00:07:53,383 --> 00:07:56,623 And you know it doesn't mean I'll love you any less. 113 00:08:05,451 --> 00:08:07,421 Your husband's missed a couple of payments. 114 00:08:07,423 --> 00:08:10,132 Yeah, but we've moved house, and, you know, 115 00:08:10,134 --> 00:08:13,645 I brought cash, very retro, to sort that out. 116 00:08:14,281 --> 00:08:17,319 So, erm, we'd like to use the, er... 117 00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:20,331 Well, I suppose you don't call it sperm, do you? 118 00:08:20,807 --> 00:08:22,848 But we want to use it now. 119 00:08:22,850 --> 00:08:24,668 And these eggs ain't getting any fresher! 120 00:08:25,906 --> 00:08:28,946 Er, I'm afraid he has to come in and sign the paperwork himself. 121 00:08:29,987 --> 00:08:32,426 - That's tricky. - Er, he's working away. 122 00:08:32,824 --> 00:08:35,010 So, can you email him the form? 123 00:08:35,011 --> 00:08:36,605 We used to be able to, but... 124 00:08:36,929 --> 00:08:39,488 the system was abused, so no. 125 00:08:41,821 --> 00:08:43,021 He's dead. 126 00:08:43,252 --> 00:08:46,173 God... I am so sorry. 127 00:08:47,790 --> 00:08:48,990 No, I... 128 00:08:49,699 --> 00:08:51,846 No, it's hard to say, so I... 129 00:08:52,221 --> 00:08:54,955 And people are always so kind, and they say, 130 00:08:55,130 --> 00:08:57,568 "Oh, I'm so sorry," and they do the sad face, but... 131 00:08:57,850 --> 00:08:59,211 Of course. 132 00:08:59,927 --> 00:09:02,329 We do still need authorisation. 133 00:09:02,331 --> 00:09:04,164 Well, obviously, he can't give it. 134 00:09:04,166 --> 00:09:06,725 Unfortunately, he's the only named recipient. 135 00:09:07,468 --> 00:09:09,748 We can't release the deposit to anyone else. 136 00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:11,902 You can. To me. 137 00:09:13,155 --> 00:09:14,473 Er, I mean, I was his... 138 00:09:15,598 --> 00:09:18,513 Well... his lady. 139 00:09:19,552 --> 00:09:23,276 That deposit has been lying there for ten years for me, doing nothing. 140 00:09:27,620 --> 00:09:29,956 - What? - Nothing. 141 00:09:31,339 --> 00:09:32,868 I'm so sorry. 142 00:09:40,573 --> 00:09:44,769 I understand why Harry didn't give me permission, right? 143 00:09:44,771 --> 00:09:46,334 As I've said, knowing Dad, 144 00:09:46,336 --> 00:09:47,807 he would've signed what was put in front of him. 145 00:09:47,808 --> 00:09:49,354 He didn't think it'd be an issue. 146 00:09:49,761 --> 00:09:51,747 Ed could pretend to be Harry. 147 00:09:51,748 --> 00:09:54,189 No, he's too young. And daft. 148 00:09:55,269 --> 00:09:57,001 Anyway, I've told them Harry's dead. 149 00:09:57,003 --> 00:09:59,282 Well, Ed's brilliant, actually. 150 00:09:59,284 --> 00:10:01,407 He's like the captain of Team Me. 151 00:10:01,409 --> 00:10:02,609 Aw... 152 00:10:04,323 --> 00:10:07,028 - We could steal it. - How? 153 00:10:07,029 --> 00:10:08,467 A sperm heist. 154 00:10:08,469 --> 00:10:10,508 Mum, I'm sorry, but there's nothing you can do. 155 00:10:10,510 --> 00:10:12,570 You weren't sure before. It's not so bad. 156 00:10:12,572 --> 00:10:15,279 I'll ask my dad. There must be a... 157 00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:17,321 like, a legal way, a loophole. 158 00:10:17,323 --> 00:10:19,420 Mum, please, you do have me. 159 00:10:19,422 --> 00:10:21,887 Yes, and you are lovely, but... 160 00:10:21,990 --> 00:10:23,791 Well, your dad must have felt the same. 161 00:10:29,121 --> 00:10:31,072 Mm... Er, that came out wrong. 162 00:10:31,074 --> 00:10:32,531 You know I didn't... 163 00:10:32,988 --> 00:10:36,880 Look, I'm sorry, I'm just... trying to keep Harry's memory alive. 164 00:10:47,846 --> 00:10:50,417 Let's go, Alice! Your future starts now. 165 00:10:50,964 --> 00:10:52,469 - What? - We're going for a run! 166 00:10:52,471 --> 00:10:54,583 - Why? - Harry won't have died in vain 167 00:10:54,585 --> 00:10:56,445 if it makes me turn my life around. 168 00:10:56,805 --> 00:10:59,764 Look great in that wedding dress. Nail Ed down. 169 00:10:59,766 --> 00:11:02,406 Get Mum and Dad to take me seriously. 170 00:11:03,430 --> 00:11:06,345 We've got to keep fit if we're having a baby. 171 00:11:07,284 --> 00:11:08,766 Are you having a baby? 172 00:11:09,663 --> 00:11:12,821 I hope so. One day. 173 00:11:12,823 --> 00:11:14,264 So help me, God. 174 00:11:17,029 --> 00:11:18,229 Well done. 175 00:11:19,283 --> 00:11:21,515 Come for a run with me and Nicola. 176 00:11:21,907 --> 00:11:24,626 - The future starts now, apparently. - No, I'm OK. 177 00:11:24,643 --> 00:11:28,388 - What, Auntie Nicola runs? - Well, we'll find out. 178 00:11:30,424 --> 00:11:32,068 I am so sorry about last night. 179 00:11:32,187 --> 00:11:36,344 If it's any consolation, I feel all kinds of terrible. 180 00:11:46,208 --> 00:11:47,796 Did you go running with Harry? 181 00:11:48,130 --> 00:11:51,146 No. We kept fit by fucking a lot. 182 00:11:51,148 --> 00:11:53,524 Well, you need a new activity, then, madam. 183 00:11:53,526 --> 00:11:55,606 Right, let's switch to speed walking. 184 00:12:07,829 --> 00:12:09,308 Slow down, Al... 185 00:12:12,242 --> 00:12:14,602 - Let's sit down now. - Are you all right? 186 00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:17,016 You've gone from red to green. 187 00:12:17,781 --> 00:12:19,653 It's like walking next to a traffic light. 188 00:12:20,433 --> 00:12:21,633 Yeah. 189 00:12:22,630 --> 00:12:24,087 I just need... 190 00:12:25,148 --> 00:12:28,300 Day one. We should have just strolled. 191 00:12:28,565 --> 00:12:31,329 - Yeah. - And not got pissed last night. 192 00:12:34,983 --> 00:12:38,445 'Caution, patient tail lift in operation.' 193 00:12:44,668 --> 00:12:47,738 She collapsed. They're keeping her in for tests, 194 00:12:47,740 --> 00:12:51,588 but they think it was just a panic attacked triggered by exertion. 195 00:12:51,590 --> 00:12:53,633 'What were you doing, running?' 196 00:12:53,945 --> 00:12:57,573 Well, she... WE wanted some exercise. 197 00:12:57,575 --> 00:12:59,284 And that's a good thing, obviously. 198 00:12:59,286 --> 00:13:00,614 'We've lost Harry. 199 00:13:00,616 --> 00:13:02,975 'Are you trying to kill our daughter, as well?' 200 00:13:02,977 --> 00:13:06,770 Look, I know you hate me for stopping you selling my home, 201 00:13:06,772 --> 00:13:08,455 but don't take it out on Nicola. 202 00:13:09,175 --> 00:13:10,868 I mean, you could even visit her. 203 00:13:10,869 --> 00:13:14,722 'We'll see. Minnie's not feeling good, either. 204 00:13:14,724 --> 00:13:16,345 'I can't be everywhere.' 205 00:13:16,486 --> 00:13:17,686 OK. 206 00:13:20,282 --> 00:13:22,962 If Minnie's feeling better, maybe we'll see you later. 207 00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:25,399 A tea with your new grandson. 208 00:13:31,761 --> 00:13:33,306 I'm just gonna pop downstairs. 209 00:13:36,109 --> 00:13:38,176 Look, we need more houses. 210 00:13:38,178 --> 00:13:40,948 How can a bit of contamination stop a development? 211 00:13:40,949 --> 00:13:43,588 There must be millions in it, or she wouldn't want to buy the land. 212 00:13:43,589 --> 00:13:45,952 Shazam! Seen right through her. 213 00:13:45,954 --> 00:13:50,667 You know, it's... it's growing homes and gathering life. 214 00:13:50,956 --> 00:13:53,117 It's the perfect antidote to my head full of death. 215 00:13:55,314 --> 00:13:56,917 Are you used to it by now? 216 00:13:57,276 --> 00:14:00,108 The idea of... being dead. 217 00:14:00,109 --> 00:14:02,516 Hm... I'm getting used to it. 218 00:14:03,767 --> 00:14:05,844 The dead often look surprised. 219 00:14:06,482 --> 00:14:08,559 I like the ones who seem intrigued. 220 00:14:08,976 --> 00:14:11,813 Just rolling with this new experience. 221 00:14:13,555 --> 00:14:16,117 Harry looked like he was considering his options. 222 00:14:18,618 --> 00:14:20,057 I'm surprised... 223 00:14:21,213 --> 00:14:23,710 after your daughter, that you don't want another baby. 224 00:14:24,382 --> 00:14:27,700 Well... there is some debate with my wife. 225 00:14:29,348 --> 00:14:31,506 What's happening about your sperm thing? 226 00:14:31,596 --> 00:14:34,689 Well, I want to use it, my mother thinks I'm insane, 227 00:14:34,691 --> 00:14:37,627 and the fertility centre say I'm not authorised anyway. 228 00:14:38,284 --> 00:14:42,026 There's a balance between honouring a loved one and looking forward. 229 00:14:42,028 --> 00:14:43,547 I'm doing it for me, mainly. 230 00:14:43,548 --> 00:14:46,068 But wouldn't it be too soon, even if you could use it? 231 00:14:46,069 --> 00:14:48,829 Well, I'll probably never know, because the law is a frigging ass. 232 00:14:50,869 --> 00:14:52,348 Do you fancy some fun? 233 00:14:52,695 --> 00:14:54,661 The bereavement group's going out for the night. 234 00:14:54,663 --> 00:14:58,562 Oooh, where are you all going? A minibus to The Museum Of Sadness? 235 00:14:58,939 --> 00:15:00,139 Bowling. 236 00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:01,921 Sorry. 237 00:15:03,829 --> 00:15:06,772 I'm a bit on edge. Have fun. 238 00:15:07,111 --> 00:15:09,551 I'm off to my lawyer. Ugh, good luck. 239 00:15:09,982 --> 00:15:11,580 Thursday at 8pm. 240 00:15:11,736 --> 00:15:13,948 Balls Of Fury. See you there. 241 00:15:13,950 --> 00:15:17,973 It's very deep, suddenly, this... need to make something. 242 00:15:18,311 --> 00:15:20,952 Work, baby, it's all the same. 243 00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:23,455 I thought I was all about the moment. 244 00:15:23,869 --> 00:15:25,235 But that's not enough now. 245 00:15:25,815 --> 00:15:27,225 Sounds like it's started. 246 00:15:27,504 --> 00:15:29,021 - What has? - You. 247 00:15:29,226 --> 00:15:32,036 Discovering who you are, on your own. 248 00:15:38,782 --> 00:15:40,728 Fertility law really isn't my area. 249 00:15:40,730 --> 00:15:42,361 Well, surely, it's all the same. 250 00:15:42,363 --> 00:15:44,909 Fair play, balance of reasonableness. 251 00:15:44,911 --> 00:15:47,459 You weren't married. He didn't leave permission. 252 00:15:47,461 --> 00:15:49,901 And he's deceased. It's pretty open and shut. 253 00:15:49,903 --> 00:15:53,806 Oh, no! It's a runny one. 254 00:15:53,808 --> 00:15:56,346 Oh! Oh, Dudley! 255 00:15:56,348 --> 00:15:58,122 Just get out of the way, would you? 256 00:15:59,544 --> 00:16:02,126 Oh... Ah, God! 257 00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:03,507 Have you got any wet wipes? 258 00:16:03,508 --> 00:16:06,684 No, they're bad. They make fatbergs. 259 00:16:06,686 --> 00:16:07,886 Oh... 260 00:16:10,063 --> 00:16:12,964 God. I'll see what I can do. 261 00:16:13,863 --> 00:16:15,475 But don't tell your mother. 262 00:16:15,477 --> 00:16:17,557 She's adamant that you're ruining your life. 263 00:16:19,288 --> 00:16:20,588 I've got to get back. 264 00:16:23,648 --> 00:16:24,848 Not yet. 265 00:16:24,909 --> 00:16:26,908 What, you can't go back to your own home 266 00:16:26,909 --> 00:16:28,455 because your wife is in bed... 267 00:16:29,033 --> 00:16:30,528 Dad, what's the matter with you? 268 00:16:31,135 --> 00:16:33,295 You know, Mum might respect you more 269 00:16:33,297 --> 00:16:36,735 and not shag Keith if you stood up to her. 270 00:16:36,737 --> 00:16:38,293 Don't lecture me. 271 00:16:38,677 --> 00:16:41,475 Your partner died leaving secret after secret. 272 00:16:41,678 --> 00:16:45,294 A son, a mystery stash of something apparently called "jizz", 273 00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:46,970 endless money nonsense. 274 00:16:46,972 --> 00:16:50,021 For all you know, he was, well, cheating on you, too. 275 00:16:50,225 --> 00:16:52,148 At least she does it in an orderly fashion, 276 00:16:52,149 --> 00:16:54,003 and the dog gets a good, long walk. 277 00:17:00,709 --> 00:17:03,311 - Yes? - 'I've got all the gear.' 278 00:17:03,755 --> 00:17:04,955 What gear? 279 00:17:05,548 --> 00:17:07,258 This plot is amazing. 280 00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:10,686 Right... 281 00:17:10,688 --> 00:17:13,786 Well, er, let's just, erm... 282 00:17:13,788 --> 00:17:15,533 Yeah, see how we get on. 283 00:17:16,188 --> 00:17:18,455 Well, it looks clean enough on the surface. 284 00:17:19,888 --> 00:17:21,851 I am gonna pay you for your work. 285 00:17:22,314 --> 00:17:23,514 When I can. 286 00:17:23,897 --> 00:17:25,539 - Honest. - I know. 287 00:17:27,410 --> 00:17:30,089 It's got to happen. I mean, look at it. 288 00:17:30,860 --> 00:17:32,922 It's great to be learning new skills. 289 00:17:32,924 --> 00:17:35,390 I hope you're still saying that if we get seeping sewage. 290 00:17:35,392 --> 00:17:36,592 Yeah. 291 00:17:37,452 --> 00:17:40,269 I was gonna ask my dad to look into the planning appeals process, 292 00:17:40,271 --> 00:17:41,990 but then we had a row. 293 00:17:41,992 --> 00:17:45,165 - So maybe we should do it. - Your dad? 294 00:17:45,457 --> 00:17:47,556 A row? Nice Roger? 295 00:17:48,822 --> 00:17:51,713 It was good to see him show some fight, actually. 296 00:17:53,028 --> 00:17:55,545 Mind you, I could do without any more surprises 297 00:17:55,547 --> 00:17:56,927 from the men in my life. 298 00:18:09,145 --> 00:18:12,666 - 'Stupid bloody thing!' - Point it at your face. 299 00:18:13,621 --> 00:18:14,839 Where's Mum? 300 00:18:16,202 --> 00:18:18,988 'In bed, having a breakdown.' 301 00:18:18,989 --> 00:18:20,268 Sorry, Dad. 302 00:18:22,387 --> 00:18:25,707 Anyway, I just wanted to let you know that I'm OK. 303 00:18:25,709 --> 00:18:27,107 It's nothing serious. 304 00:18:27,108 --> 00:18:29,006 'Well, serious enough to be in hospital. 305 00:18:31,750 --> 00:18:35,470 'I'm sure your tests will be negative. 306 00:18:36,868 --> 00:18:40,766 'Hey, you are as strong as a bear.' 307 00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:44,371 It should have been me. 308 00:18:45,344 --> 00:18:46,544 Not Harry. 309 00:18:47,254 --> 00:18:50,535 - 'What? No!' - I think that. 310 00:18:50,832 --> 00:18:53,183 - So I know you must. - 'Nicola... 311 00:18:53,185 --> 00:18:54,347 'Stop it!' 312 00:18:54,348 --> 00:18:56,781 The only consolation from him dying... 313 00:18:57,324 --> 00:19:01,055 was that I get more love and attention. 314 00:19:01,457 --> 00:19:02,657 I'm sorry. 315 00:19:03,613 --> 00:19:05,464 But now there's George. 316 00:19:05,817 --> 00:19:08,778 And sperm baby, and I'm glad, but... 317 00:19:08,780 --> 00:19:09,980 fuck! 318 00:19:10,947 --> 00:19:13,732 Do you know how I know I'm the loser of the family? 319 00:19:14,377 --> 00:19:17,103 'You are not the loser.' 320 00:19:17,105 --> 00:19:19,756 How you always reacted 321 00:19:19,758 --> 00:19:22,485 when Harry came into the room compared to me. 322 00:19:23,226 --> 00:19:25,001 It's the difference between 323 00:19:25,314 --> 00:19:27,993 when your food arrives in a restaurant and you love it, 324 00:19:28,111 --> 00:19:29,552 or you think, "Yeah." 325 00:19:30,949 --> 00:19:32,220 "That'll do." 326 00:19:33,909 --> 00:19:35,508 "I can live with that." 327 00:19:36,856 --> 00:19:39,413 "But I wish I'd had the fish." 328 00:19:40,327 --> 00:19:43,418 I'm sorry if now I sound like a miserable twat, 329 00:19:43,420 --> 00:19:46,189 because I work really hard to be fun. 330 00:19:48,828 --> 00:19:50,654 'You are just a bit... 331 00:19:51,685 --> 00:19:52,885 '..different. 332 00:19:54,514 --> 00:19:56,761 'You'll be all right. 333 00:19:57,955 --> 00:19:59,635 'We'll come and see you soon.' 334 00:20:02,709 --> 00:20:04,580 Thanks again for the lift. 335 00:20:04,582 --> 00:20:08,163 Best way to make sure you turn up, with your history of running off. 336 00:20:08,793 --> 00:20:10,347 And you've made an effort. 337 00:20:10,349 --> 00:20:12,665 Well, new grandparents deserve a posh shirt. 338 00:20:12,667 --> 00:20:14,547 I thought they weren't talking to you. 339 00:20:14,549 --> 00:20:17,745 Yeah. They love you, though. They'll just hiss at me. 340 00:20:17,753 --> 00:20:21,388 - How is everything else? - Ah, you know, endless battles. 341 00:20:21,691 --> 00:20:24,100 Do you want to list them? I may be able to help. 342 00:20:24,102 --> 00:20:26,657 Well, you could start by signing your inheritance waiver. 343 00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:28,386 My parents want more legal advice. 344 00:20:28,388 --> 00:20:30,150 I will sign when they've calmed down. 345 00:20:30,152 --> 00:20:32,266 Next battle. 346 00:20:32,268 --> 00:20:34,948 Well, the council's burial squad, or whatever they are, 347 00:20:34,949 --> 00:20:38,146 turned up to test Harry's grave and intimidate me. 348 00:20:38,148 --> 00:20:40,506 - Did you record the conversation? - No. 349 00:20:40,508 --> 00:20:42,054 - How would I do that? - On your phone. 350 00:20:42,056 --> 00:20:43,492 I record anything contentious. 351 00:20:43,788 --> 00:20:46,156 - Why? - I was caught out once. 352 00:20:49,156 --> 00:20:50,896 Good cake. 353 00:20:51,054 --> 00:20:52,294 Good cake. 354 00:20:53,638 --> 00:20:55,791 Moist, you know? 355 00:20:59,161 --> 00:21:01,072 So, it looks like my new grandparents aren't coming. 356 00:21:01,073 --> 00:21:02,390 - No. - No... 357 00:21:02,828 --> 00:21:05,392 I'm sure they just forgot. 358 00:21:08,551 --> 00:21:10,939 So, we can't work out what you do for a job. 359 00:21:11,189 --> 00:21:13,131 I'm sort of a fixer. 360 00:21:13,133 --> 00:21:15,156 I'm good at finding targeted solutions. 361 00:21:15,158 --> 00:21:16,708 Does that actually mean anything? 362 00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:18,876 Well, jobs are harder to classify these days. 363 00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:20,079 Exactly. 364 00:21:20,081 --> 00:21:23,371 And I'm the first to admit that I'm a work in progress, but... 365 00:21:23,769 --> 00:21:27,786 knowing Harry was my dad has made it all clearer. 366 00:21:27,788 --> 00:21:29,498 And I know it sounds like... 367 00:21:30,146 --> 00:21:34,969 I don't know, but... I can feel his blood in my veins. 368 00:21:35,303 --> 00:21:36,969 I feel new. 369 00:21:39,100 --> 00:21:40,436 Good speech. 370 00:21:43,513 --> 00:21:45,708 Is it like that American high school thing, 371 00:21:45,709 --> 00:21:48,469 - you're a cheerleader or something? - No, definitely not! 372 00:21:52,250 --> 00:21:54,529 - Hi, Alice. - Oh, hey, Nicola. 373 00:21:54,531 --> 00:21:57,463 - Are you healthy? - Feels like it, so I just left. 374 00:21:57,905 --> 00:22:00,339 Anyway, it was job done. 375 00:22:00,412 --> 00:22:02,450 I told Dad how I felt... 376 00:22:02,530 --> 00:22:04,890 and how he was being an arse about you. 377 00:22:04,892 --> 00:22:06,092 It was good. 378 00:22:06,327 --> 00:22:09,026 Maybe everything's for a reason. 379 00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:11,460 What was the reason Harry died? 380 00:22:12,576 --> 00:22:15,295 Anyway, your mum and dad didn't turn up to meet grandson George, 381 00:22:15,297 --> 00:22:16,594 our Mr Charming. 382 00:22:17,070 --> 00:22:19,191 I'll go in and flirt with him in a minute. 383 00:22:19,923 --> 00:22:21,194 I was thinking, 384 00:22:21,211 --> 00:22:24,745 it's really shit of them to not let you use Harry's jizz. 385 00:22:24,747 --> 00:22:26,053 Er, deposit. 386 00:22:26,055 --> 00:22:28,108 Well... thank you. 387 00:22:28,632 --> 00:22:31,105 I spoke to my dad. He said I could go to court, 388 00:22:31,107 --> 00:22:32,453 but it might take years. 389 00:22:32,455 --> 00:22:34,908 And, well, I'm not getting any younger. 390 00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:36,280 No. 391 00:22:36,797 --> 00:22:39,988 But they'd release it to the family... 392 00:22:40,109 --> 00:22:42,567 if they needed it for something. 393 00:22:42,569 --> 00:22:44,428 - Hey? - Like a DNA test. 394 00:22:44,429 --> 00:22:46,234 Me, as Harry's sister, 395 00:22:46,236 --> 00:22:49,188 needing to find out if George really is his son. 396 00:22:49,189 --> 00:22:51,454 But we've done one, you know that. Well, not really. 397 00:22:51,456 --> 00:22:54,057 - We haven't done one. - No, I have done... 398 00:22:57,225 --> 00:22:59,728 I see what you mean! 399 00:23:08,469 --> 00:23:10,352 'First new message.' 400 00:23:11,141 --> 00:23:12,751 'Hi, it's Emily here. 401 00:23:12,753 --> 00:23:15,830 'Erm, there is something I need to tell you about George. 402 00:23:15,832 --> 00:23:17,075 'Could we meet up?' 403 00:23:55,185 --> 00:23:58,422 Well, they said they'd consider the request, as it's Harry's family. 404 00:23:58,424 --> 00:23:59,697 Well, that's good. 405 00:23:59,699 --> 00:24:03,070 I was hoping they'd agree to Nicola there and then, but, yeah. 406 00:24:04,615 --> 00:24:08,185 What you really need is specialised legal advice. 407 00:24:08,187 --> 00:24:09,852 I can't afford it. 408 00:24:09,854 --> 00:24:11,867 We're living off the five grand for the kitchen. 409 00:24:11,869 --> 00:24:13,347 Is that all you got for it? 410 00:24:13,349 --> 00:24:15,733 I thought it was handcrafted by elves in Finland. 411 00:24:15,735 --> 00:24:18,584 It was. Graham owes us 15 more. 412 00:24:18,585 --> 00:24:21,235 - What, Graham who was at the funeral? - Yes. 413 00:24:21,237 --> 00:24:24,788 Oh, he's sweet. When he's not being needy. 414 00:24:25,820 --> 00:24:27,569 I'm sorry we can't help you out. 415 00:24:28,046 --> 00:24:29,943 That's another reason your mum's fed up. 416 00:24:29,944 --> 00:24:31,299 I never earned enough. 417 00:24:31,301 --> 00:24:34,026 Oh, you did all right. 418 00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:38,163 And you have other qualities. You've kept trim. 419 00:24:38,165 --> 00:24:39,784 Yeah, I have, haven't I? 420 00:24:41,690 --> 00:24:44,160 But she married an ambitious law student 421 00:24:44,162 --> 00:24:46,400 and ended up with a small-town solicitor. 422 00:24:46,402 --> 00:24:50,143 Well, you married a model and ended up with a tetchy pensioner. 423 00:24:51,420 --> 00:24:53,543 Right, that's enough legal guff. 424 00:24:53,944 --> 00:24:56,503 - Roger, can I have a word with Alice? - Yeah. 425 00:24:56,504 --> 00:24:57,744 OK. 426 00:25:06,579 --> 00:25:08,330 I know you don't think so, 427 00:25:08,332 --> 00:25:10,703 but I really only want what's best for you. 428 00:25:10,856 --> 00:25:12,996 So, can I... Look at me. 429 00:25:13,387 --> 00:25:15,723 - Concentrate. - I am! 430 00:25:16,411 --> 00:25:18,175 Please, I beg of you... 431 00:25:19,036 --> 00:25:21,464 do not attempt to have Harry's baby. 432 00:25:21,750 --> 00:25:25,765 You're a young-ish woman, and it's hard and painful to imagine... 433 00:25:26,144 --> 00:25:30,143 but you will fall in love with another man, have his baby. 434 00:25:30,145 --> 00:25:33,596 Mum, me having Harry's baby won't put off another man from loving me. 435 00:25:33,598 --> 00:25:36,666 Yeah, but he won't love you, because you'll be exhausted 436 00:25:36,668 --> 00:25:39,284 from tending another man's child until you're 60. 437 00:25:39,286 --> 00:25:42,145 Well, thank you. I will give that some serious thought. 438 00:25:43,340 --> 00:25:46,059 - So long as you do the same for me. - What? 439 00:25:46,417 --> 00:25:48,978 Dad is really unhappy with you. 440 00:25:48,980 --> 00:25:50,579 We've been married forever. 441 00:25:51,678 --> 00:25:55,748 - He must expect peaks and troughs. - He knows you're cheating on him. 442 00:25:56,430 --> 00:25:59,462 He loves you. And you might not love him, 443 00:25:59,464 --> 00:26:02,264 but shouldn't you try to make the marriage work? 444 00:26:13,227 --> 00:26:15,446 - How was school? - Good. 445 00:26:16,234 --> 00:26:18,112 A boy in Year Nine's dog got run over, 446 00:26:18,114 --> 00:26:20,353 so I've lost my status as the special grieving child. 447 00:26:20,355 --> 00:26:22,483 - Oh, happy about that? - Mixed feelings. 448 00:26:22,485 --> 00:26:23,925 What have you been up to? 449 00:26:23,927 --> 00:26:27,262 Oh, spending too much time with my parents. 450 00:26:27,264 --> 00:26:29,268 It's a funny old business, being old. 451 00:26:30,510 --> 00:26:32,464 But it's sad when you don't get to be it. 452 00:26:35,028 --> 00:26:36,767 I'm sorry I'm so up and down. 453 00:26:40,696 --> 00:26:43,783 Mum begged me not to have your dad's baby. 454 00:26:43,784 --> 00:26:46,941 Maybe she's right. They probably won't let me, anyway. 455 00:26:47,699 --> 00:26:51,103 - Hiya! Food? - Oh, fantastic. 456 00:26:51,105 --> 00:26:52,664 Your curry awaits. 457 00:26:52,665 --> 00:26:55,064 Not bad for two rings and a toaster, hey? 458 00:26:55,065 --> 00:26:56,664 Thanks, Auntie Nicola. 459 00:26:56,665 --> 00:26:58,424 - That curried... - Cheese. 460 00:26:58,425 --> 00:27:00,118 Right. Homework. 461 00:27:00,702 --> 00:27:01,902 Oh, Alice... 462 00:27:02,290 --> 00:27:04,669 What the fuck? Er, soil samples. 463 00:27:04,671 --> 00:27:07,573 - From our plot. - Oh, that's a relief. 464 00:27:08,073 --> 00:27:10,754 Hey, erm, I'm between jobs, 465 00:27:10,756 --> 00:27:13,184 and I thought I could help you with Harry's business. 466 00:27:13,185 --> 00:27:14,278 That's really kind... 467 00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:16,167 I've temped, so I'm good at paperwork... 468 00:27:16,169 --> 00:27:19,134 piling, filing, sorting, shredding, laminating. 469 00:27:20,104 --> 00:27:23,903 I'm... better at things than people. 470 00:27:24,028 --> 00:27:26,975 Harry always encouraged me to make more friends, but... 471 00:27:26,977 --> 00:27:28,177 Yeah. 472 00:27:33,836 --> 00:27:35,840 "Bereavement group night out." 473 00:27:36,223 --> 00:27:38,143 "Death and bowling." 474 00:27:38,145 --> 00:27:39,463 It's a sign, Al. 475 00:27:39,465 --> 00:27:43,143 New mates. And I'm bereaved, too, so... 476 00:27:43,688 --> 00:27:44,888 Come on! 477 00:27:47,668 --> 00:27:49,543 Are you sure you don't want to come? 478 00:27:49,544 --> 00:27:52,344 I literally could not be more sure. But you both look amazing. 479 00:27:52,345 --> 00:27:54,933 Well, Nicola is very persuasive. 480 00:27:54,935 --> 00:27:56,614 And she hid my jeans. 481 00:27:56,616 --> 00:27:59,556 The night-time is the right time. I kid you not. 482 00:28:18,276 --> 00:28:20,558 - I love bowling. - It's busy. 483 00:28:22,905 --> 00:28:24,543 Oh, there they are. 484 00:28:24,544 --> 00:28:26,579 Oh, God, they've dressed for camping. 485 00:28:26,815 --> 00:28:28,015 Oh, shit... 486 00:28:28,816 --> 00:28:29,855 Hi. 487 00:28:29,857 --> 00:28:32,015 - Evening! - Hey! 488 00:28:32,017 --> 00:28:34,647 Er, this is Nicola, Harry's sister. 489 00:28:34,649 --> 00:28:37,782 Wow. Have you got any more like that back at home? 490 00:28:37,784 --> 00:28:40,001 Well, you could try talking to this one. 491 00:28:40,003 --> 00:28:41,477 It's nice when folk make an effort. 492 00:28:41,479 --> 00:28:43,757 Sorry we've gone a bit major. 493 00:28:43,944 --> 00:28:46,254 Alice wanted to make a good impression. 494 00:28:47,285 --> 00:28:49,557 Alice, this is my wife, Sally. 495 00:28:50,065 --> 00:28:51,568 - Hi. - Hi. 496 00:28:51,570 --> 00:28:53,914 You're the one who buried her partner in the garden. 497 00:28:53,916 --> 00:28:58,163 Yep. That'll be me. Didn't want to let Harry out of my sight. 498 00:28:58,165 --> 00:29:01,011 Is if fair to say that he left you with a few interesting dilemmas? 499 00:29:01,013 --> 00:29:03,447 Yeah. That is fair to say. 500 00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:05,727 My wife hated bowling. 501 00:29:05,944 --> 00:29:08,263 She always blamed the shoes for her verrucas. 502 00:29:24,504 --> 00:29:26,104 How's your throwing arm, Alice? 503 00:29:26,105 --> 00:29:27,984 I actually love bowling. 504 00:29:31,851 --> 00:29:34,285 I had no idea it was so complicated. 505 00:29:34,889 --> 00:29:37,901 If only she took as much care over her life choices. 506 00:29:38,446 --> 00:29:39,807 Or is that mean? 507 00:29:48,944 --> 00:29:51,625 A strike! 508 00:29:52,364 --> 00:29:53,660 Come on, Alice. 509 00:29:55,235 --> 00:29:56,435 Ready? 510 00:30:01,625 --> 00:30:03,061 Yes! 511 00:30:04,215 --> 00:30:06,710 Well, I said I love bowling, not I'm any good at it! 512 00:30:06,712 --> 00:30:08,845 Your go! Come on! 513 00:30:58,010 --> 00:30:59,888 Move like that. Take it to the back. 514 00:30:59,890 --> 00:31:01,370 Go! On you go! 515 00:31:11,448 --> 00:31:12,648 Yes! 516 00:31:13,551 --> 00:31:16,475 - You seem to be enjoying yourself. - I am. 517 00:31:16,944 --> 00:31:20,216 I've been a bit short on fun lately. 518 00:31:21,016 --> 00:31:22,424 Is it not your thing? 519 00:31:22,614 --> 00:31:25,919 No, I... hate to make a fool of myself. 520 00:31:28,299 --> 00:31:30,389 We need three to win. 521 00:31:31,135 --> 00:31:33,917 - Stay away from my husband. - What? 522 00:31:35,180 --> 00:31:36,380 You heard. 523 00:31:49,584 --> 00:31:50,864 Are you all right? 524 00:31:51,852 --> 00:31:55,548 - Not really. - You can tell me, if it helps. 525 00:32:00,477 --> 00:32:03,793 Yo, bereaved... one house rule. 526 00:32:03,795 --> 00:32:05,944 Eat, drink and be merry, 527 00:32:05,945 --> 00:32:07,424 for tomorrow, we die. 528 00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:11,112 That's if you go for the shellfish. The pasta should be OK. 529 00:32:12,228 --> 00:32:15,174 Without death, living would be unbearable. 530 00:32:15,815 --> 00:32:18,814 And with it, life can be unbearable, too, as we all know. 531 00:32:19,210 --> 00:32:22,166 But I hope that us gathering to talk about it... 532 00:32:22,508 --> 00:32:24,196 makes it a little bit easier. 533 00:32:25,707 --> 00:32:29,849 To our missing loved ones... and to us. 534 00:32:29,851 --> 00:32:31,812 Missing loved ones, and to us. 535 00:32:46,705 --> 00:32:47,905 Hello. 536 00:32:51,264 --> 00:32:53,303 How is my gorgeous kitchen? 537 00:32:53,304 --> 00:32:54,463 Oh... 538 00:32:54,465 --> 00:32:58,037 I thought you were gonna say, "How is my gorgeous Graham?" 539 00:33:00,439 --> 00:33:01,839 - Nope. - No. 540 00:33:04,254 --> 00:33:05,454 I've, erm... 541 00:33:06,306 --> 00:33:09,625 I've had a few, so I'm gonna be blunt. 542 00:33:10,869 --> 00:33:14,708 I... really need it. 543 00:33:14,710 --> 00:33:15,907 Soon. 544 00:33:15,909 --> 00:33:18,779 The, er... The 15 grand. 545 00:33:19,145 --> 00:33:20,716 - Sorry. - No. 546 00:33:20,718 --> 00:33:21,918 Sure. 547 00:33:24,943 --> 00:33:26,901 How about some of it... 548 00:33:26,903 --> 00:33:31,107 comes as financial management and advice? 549 00:33:31,109 --> 00:33:33,790 I am an awesome accountant. 550 00:33:38,387 --> 00:33:42,625 Well, I can't spend financial advice. 551 00:33:43,547 --> 00:33:45,224 You can't do without it. 552 00:33:45,742 --> 00:33:49,985 You're up shit creek. Let me be your paddle. 553 00:33:50,868 --> 00:33:53,423 Your big, hunky money paddle! 554 00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:00,360 We're off. 555 00:34:01,281 --> 00:34:04,272 Well, thank you so much for inviting me. 556 00:34:04,274 --> 00:34:07,255 I... Enormously nice to... 557 00:34:08,101 --> 00:34:09,301 to meet... 558 00:34:09,544 --> 00:34:10,744 Erm... 559 00:34:10,746 --> 00:34:13,066 Would you like us to drop you home or call you a taxi? 560 00:34:13,068 --> 00:34:15,636 No. no, no. No, I'm fine. 561 00:34:20,499 --> 00:34:22,883 - I really think you should go home. - Oh, I will. 562 00:34:23,250 --> 00:34:24,966 But not in your vehicle. 563 00:34:27,352 --> 00:34:29,973 Sally... wouldn't like it. 564 00:34:43,437 --> 00:34:44,637 Oh! 565 00:34:51,524 --> 00:34:53,092 Oh, God, it's freezing! 566 00:34:56,674 --> 00:34:58,849 Oh, thank you. That's better. 567 00:35:00,432 --> 00:35:03,372 Where's our, er, bowling queen? 568 00:35:18,461 --> 00:35:20,060 Oh, no... 569 00:35:20,062 --> 00:35:22,972 Come on, you! Home time. 570 00:35:23,531 --> 00:35:25,210 Night, Gray-Gray! 571 00:35:27,105 --> 00:35:29,946 Yay! Back on the bike! 572 00:35:29,948 --> 00:35:32,788 - Good girl. - Please, don't speak. 573 00:35:33,794 --> 00:35:36,512 Nathan's still your future squeeze, though, isn't he? 574 00:35:36,802 --> 00:35:38,002 Oh! 575 00:35:40,071 --> 00:35:41,271 OK... 576 00:35:42,442 --> 00:35:45,701 I'm... I'm gonna go and be sick. 577 00:35:46,180 --> 00:35:47,380 Night. 578 00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:56,800 Oh, Christ, Harry... 579 00:36:05,744 --> 00:36:08,213 Oh, God, I miss you so much. 580 00:36:14,059 --> 00:36:15,259 Hi. 581 00:36:15,825 --> 00:36:17,345 Hey, darling! 582 00:36:19,018 --> 00:36:20,778 Auntie Nicola's vomiting very noisily. 583 00:36:20,780 --> 00:36:22,813 Oh, she's very good at bowling, though. 584 00:36:23,302 --> 00:36:24,901 How was it? 585 00:36:25,625 --> 00:36:28,434 It was... It was bad. 586 00:36:28,436 --> 00:36:31,624 And then OK. And then bad. 587 00:36:31,625 --> 00:36:33,177 You're drunk again. 588 00:36:33,179 --> 00:36:34,379 I am. 589 00:36:34,879 --> 00:36:37,868 But it's a social event. I mean, you have to. 590 00:36:39,068 --> 00:36:42,708 You see why having a baby now might not be fair on yourself? Or me? 591 00:36:59,224 --> 00:37:01,024 - Morning. - Hello. 592 00:37:01,025 --> 00:37:03,110 Well... it's official. 593 00:37:03,539 --> 00:37:06,011 For the purpose of DNA testing, 594 00:37:06,185 --> 00:37:08,505 they've agreed to release Harry's sperm to us. 595 00:37:26,874 --> 00:37:29,893 Just making a start. I was born to file. 596 00:37:29,895 --> 00:37:31,095 Thanks. 597 00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:33,074 And thanks for being with me last night. 598 00:37:33,075 --> 00:37:35,117 - It was fun. - Yeah. 599 00:37:35,367 --> 00:37:37,927 - Too much alcohol. - No shit! 600 00:37:38,966 --> 00:37:41,486 So, Harry's sperm's coming home. 601 00:37:41,925 --> 00:37:43,125 Yeah. 602 00:37:44,185 --> 00:37:46,862 Yeah. Yeah, it is good. 603 00:37:47,583 --> 00:37:51,304 No, it'll arrive in a special frozen canister, apparently. 604 00:37:51,947 --> 00:37:53,469 And don't tell Mum. 605 00:37:55,746 --> 00:37:57,433 All right, well, scrape her off the ceiling 606 00:37:57,435 --> 00:37:59,033 and slip her another diazepam. 607 00:38:00,430 --> 00:38:02,063 Dad, I've got to go. 608 00:38:02,345 --> 00:38:03,545 OK, bye. 609 00:38:11,731 --> 00:38:14,872 Shall we make this quick? I've got frozen sperm to collect. 610 00:38:15,096 --> 00:38:16,296 OK. 611 00:38:17,186 --> 00:38:20,420 Well, erm, I just wanted to say... 612 00:38:21,170 --> 00:38:23,524 as George is in your lives now, 613 00:38:23,526 --> 00:38:26,341 that, well, he hasn't been easy. 614 00:38:27,968 --> 00:38:32,649 Even with your know-how as a therapist and general control freak? 615 00:38:33,347 --> 00:38:37,211 Well, I love him, but he is in huge debt. 616 00:38:37,463 --> 00:38:39,197 He invested money he didn't have. 617 00:38:39,199 --> 00:38:41,677 That's why he's at home, we had to bail him out. 618 00:38:42,086 --> 00:38:43,726 Now we're in debt, too. 619 00:38:43,728 --> 00:38:47,070 Hence you wanting to hold on to any inheritance from Harry. 620 00:38:47,072 --> 00:38:49,572 No, that's always been up to him. 621 00:38:50,097 --> 00:38:53,973 - You know, we never said that. - How dodgy is George? 622 00:38:54,226 --> 00:38:56,926 I mean, he said he records conversations 623 00:38:56,928 --> 00:38:58,272 to be on the safe side. 624 00:38:58,274 --> 00:39:00,007 That's not sane, is it? 625 00:39:00,009 --> 00:39:01,729 I don't know, but it's very him. 626 00:39:02,112 --> 00:39:04,383 He seems to live in a parallel universe 627 00:39:04,385 --> 00:39:07,548 that's slightly different to ours, made inside his own head. 628 00:39:08,384 --> 00:39:11,330 Look, I know I fought it, but George meeting you 629 00:39:11,332 --> 00:39:13,784 and his whole other family... 630 00:39:14,050 --> 00:39:15,745 may help straighten him out. 631 00:39:16,472 --> 00:39:17,672 Well, I... 632 00:39:18,547 --> 00:39:20,409 I adored Harry, but... 633 00:39:20,838 --> 00:39:22,534 he had his moments. 634 00:39:23,868 --> 00:39:25,988 And his secrets, obviously. 635 00:39:26,826 --> 00:39:29,003 To be honest, I can hardly remember him. 636 00:39:30,235 --> 00:39:31,460 Could you... 637 00:39:31,462 --> 00:39:35,964 Do say no, but could you email me a photo of Harry? 638 00:39:53,625 --> 00:39:54,903 Hello, William. 639 00:39:54,905 --> 00:39:57,113 I took the house you're living in off the market 640 00:39:57,115 --> 00:40:00,145 because you promised me the sale of your Vale Apartments development. 641 00:40:00,146 --> 00:40:02,656 Sorry. I've had other things on my mind. 642 00:40:02,658 --> 00:40:04,407 Like the gift of life itself. 643 00:40:04,563 --> 00:40:07,026 'I did tell you you weren't the only estate agent.' 644 00:40:07,027 --> 00:40:09,686 Well, yes, but before I've even listed the property, 645 00:40:09,688 --> 00:40:11,603 I find Heptons have already sold most of them. 646 00:40:11,605 --> 00:40:13,952 - Oh, well. - "Oh, well"? 647 00:40:14,626 --> 00:40:16,026 So, I'm... 648 00:40:16,027 --> 00:40:18,323 'Well, I'm putting your in-laws' house back on the market.' 649 00:40:18,324 --> 00:40:20,180 You know, I thought you were better than that. 650 00:40:21,226 --> 00:40:23,828 I'm being buzzed. Sorry. Bye. 651 00:40:25,467 --> 00:40:27,426 - Hey, Yasmina. - 'Hi. 652 00:40:27,427 --> 00:40:31,411 'So, my soil nerd says it's good and clean. 653 00:40:31,413 --> 00:40:34,273 'As far as he can tell, without sinking great boreholes.' 654 00:40:34,812 --> 00:40:36,305 I don't deserve you. 655 00:40:36,306 --> 00:40:39,110 Now, email me his findings and hit me with jargon. 656 00:40:39,112 --> 00:40:40,312 'I'm on it.' 657 00:40:45,636 --> 00:40:47,397 Hi, can I help? 658 00:40:51,317 --> 00:40:52,517 Me again. 659 00:40:53,159 --> 00:40:56,297 Permission to build on this plot was granted and then withdrawn. 660 00:40:56,299 --> 00:40:58,747 I'm guessing by one of your planning officers 661 00:40:58,749 --> 00:41:01,147 who was bribed to sabotage my husband's development. 662 00:41:01,149 --> 00:41:02,825 I think I know who made the bribe, 663 00:41:02,826 --> 00:41:04,980 so I'm gonna leave this evidence here with you 664 00:41:04,982 --> 00:41:08,141 and expect the planning permission will be reinstated tomorrow. 665 00:41:13,879 --> 00:41:15,379 Right, Harry... 666 00:41:16,226 --> 00:41:19,621 A photo for your old girlfriend. 667 00:41:20,100 --> 00:41:21,666 George's mummy. 668 00:41:32,262 --> 00:41:35,079 Nicola? Nicola! 669 00:41:36,857 --> 00:41:38,094 Where are you? 670 00:41:39,841 --> 00:41:42,617 I can hear you breathing. Open the door! 671 00:41:43,904 --> 00:41:46,422 - What have you done with Harry's photos? - Nothing. 672 00:41:46,424 --> 00:41:48,745 - And the videos are all gone. - I didn't touch the computer. 673 00:41:48,746 --> 00:41:52,106 - You did, Nicola, I saw you. - I was helping. 674 00:41:52,108 --> 00:41:55,462 Well, it's not help if it doesn't help, is it? 675 00:41:55,595 --> 00:41:58,595 - Why do you always muck things up? - Mum! 676 00:42:01,069 --> 00:42:04,371 I cannot lose those memories, because they are all I've got. 677 00:42:09,587 --> 00:42:11,861 Thank you. Have a nice day. 678 00:42:14,786 --> 00:42:15,986 Oh, God! 679 00:42:17,815 --> 00:42:20,574 Here it is. Apparently, it has to go straight in the freezer. 680 00:42:21,433 --> 00:42:22,745 What's happened, Mum? 681 00:42:22,746 --> 00:42:25,145 Nicola has deleted all our family photos. 682 00:42:25,146 --> 00:42:27,665 - You didn't back them up? - Nobody actually does that. 683 00:42:27,666 --> 00:42:28,962 Well, they do. 684 00:42:32,815 --> 00:42:35,238 I did say Nicola wasn't the easiest person to live with. 685 00:42:37,226 --> 00:42:40,893 So, you actively helped your daughter perpetuate this pipe dream 686 00:42:40,895 --> 00:42:43,038 made out of the sperm of a dead builder, 687 00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:45,270 who we never actually liked much? 688 00:42:45,272 --> 00:42:48,297 Yes, I did. She wanted a letter from a solicitor, 689 00:42:48,299 --> 00:42:50,493 and I did what any good parent would do. 690 00:42:50,495 --> 00:42:51,906 I helped my child. 691 00:42:51,907 --> 00:42:53,791 - We agreed that you shouldn't. - No. 692 00:42:53,793 --> 00:42:57,935 You agreed and, as usual, you wanted me running along behind you 693 00:42:57,937 --> 00:42:59,568 like your bloody Alsatian. 694 00:42:59,570 --> 00:43:01,437 Alsatian, you wish! 695 00:43:01,439 --> 00:43:03,305 God, Alice is right. 696 00:43:03,596 --> 00:43:06,459 You treat me better and stop fucking Keith, 697 00:43:06,461 --> 00:43:08,339 otherwise we're getting a divorce. 698 00:43:08,341 --> 00:43:11,105 And I'll show you what a good solicitor I am, in fact, 699 00:43:11,106 --> 00:43:13,305 by making sure that I stay in this house 700 00:43:13,306 --> 00:43:15,756 and you end up in a shitty flat in Reading! 701 00:43:17,848 --> 00:43:21,953 - Why didn't we print everything out? - You can't print a video, Mum. 702 00:43:22,412 --> 00:43:25,052 We used to go to Boots and pick up the prints. 703 00:43:25,054 --> 00:43:26,534 It was so exciting. 704 00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:29,440 Everything was better then. 705 00:43:31,512 --> 00:43:32,712 Oh... 706 00:43:34,122 --> 00:43:37,036 Your father has presented me with an ultimatum. 707 00:43:37,299 --> 00:43:38,520 - Was it your idea? - No. 708 00:43:38,522 --> 00:43:41,498 But I told him to stand up for himself. 709 00:43:41,500 --> 00:43:44,516 - I do love him. - Funny way of showing it! 710 00:43:45,634 --> 00:43:48,386 Perhaps you'd rather I'd had my affair at a more traditional age. 711 00:43:48,387 --> 00:43:50,861 20 years ago, like your father. 712 00:43:51,547 --> 00:43:55,229 I don't want a divorce, but it wouldn't be the end of the world. 713 00:43:55,231 --> 00:43:56,711 Oh, Mum, don't. 714 00:43:57,034 --> 00:44:00,025 Look, I can't stand the idea of anything else falling apart. 715 00:44:00,027 --> 00:44:02,386 I just want you to like each other more. 716 00:44:02,387 --> 00:44:05,119 Whatever we do, we're at the thin end of the wedge, 717 00:44:05,121 --> 00:44:06,864 queuing up for new knees. 718 00:44:06,866 --> 00:44:08,767 You're not. You're beautiful. 719 00:44:08,769 --> 00:44:10,368 And alive. 720 00:44:10,746 --> 00:44:12,627 Having Charlotte nearly killed you. 721 00:44:12,637 --> 00:44:15,233 Well, I'm made of stronger stuff now. 722 00:44:15,486 --> 00:44:17,185 That's what a death does to you. 723 00:44:17,186 --> 00:44:18,946 Well, you'll have to throw this away. 724 00:44:18,947 --> 00:44:22,562 Well, I'm not going to, obviously. Put it back, please. 725 00:44:22,564 --> 00:44:25,415 No, no, Mum! What are you doing? 726 00:44:26,925 --> 00:44:28,125 God! 727 00:44:31,292 --> 00:44:32,412 Help me! 728 00:44:32,414 --> 00:44:35,225 Help me find Daddy's sperm! It mustn't defrost! 729 00:44:35,226 --> 00:44:37,546 - How many are there? - Oh, I don't know. 730 00:44:37,547 --> 00:44:39,173 God, what does it look like? 731 00:44:39,175 --> 00:44:40,695 - Here, here, here! - There! There! 732 00:44:42,826 --> 00:44:44,186 Get the thing. 733 00:44:48,547 --> 00:44:49,747 Oh, God... 734 00:44:51,166 --> 00:44:52,986 - Get out! - Please, I'm so sorry. 735 00:44:52,987 --> 00:44:54,594 Get out of my life! 736 00:44:54,875 --> 00:44:56,235 Get out! 737 00:45:06,049 --> 00:45:07,876 You don't have to take it everywhere with you. 738 00:45:08,441 --> 00:45:10,653 Oh, I know. I just like it here. 739 00:45:11,199 --> 00:45:13,118 Harry's last will and testament. 740 00:45:13,197 --> 00:45:15,129 I'll put it back in the freezer in a minute. 741 00:45:16,164 --> 00:45:17,629 I texted George. 742 00:45:17,947 --> 00:45:19,351 He said he knows about data 743 00:45:19,353 --> 00:45:22,985 and he'll dig the photos out of the deep memory or whatever. 744 00:45:22,987 --> 00:45:24,586 Well, don't get your hopes up. 745 00:45:24,587 --> 00:45:26,546 He's as much of a fantasist a Nicola. 746 00:45:26,547 --> 00:45:29,261 But more dangerous, because he tells you what you want to hear. 747 00:45:29,998 --> 00:45:32,920 - So, you think he's a gold-digger? - Sadly, yeah. 748 00:45:33,414 --> 00:45:36,566 But I'd love to be wrong. I mean, he's still your brother. 749 00:45:37,598 --> 00:45:39,116 We just have to handle him. 750 00:45:42,205 --> 00:45:44,205 You know you said he records stuff? 751 00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:49,599 I was looking at the CCTV of when Dad fell and... 752 00:45:50,735 --> 00:45:52,456 George has his phone in his hand. 753 00:45:53,027 --> 00:45:54,227 So? 754 00:45:54,285 --> 00:45:57,466 So he probably recorded his conversation with Dad. 755 00:45:59,112 --> 00:46:00,693 Dad's last words. 756 00:46:04,028 --> 00:46:05,939 I can't help thinking it would explain a lot. 757 00:46:13,500 --> 00:46:17,500 CREDITS