1 00:00:05,095 --> 00:00:08,381 _ 2 00:00:08,461 --> 00:00:11,741 Why are you trying to change people who don't want to be changed? 3 00:00:11,781 --> 00:00:14,221 If you want change, you need power. 4 00:00:14,261 --> 00:00:17,261 Anybody who wants power that bad shouldn't have it. 5 00:00:17,301 --> 00:00:19,701 That would make you the perfect leader, wouldn't it? 6 00:00:19,741 --> 00:00:22,101 You still don't have everything you need, Carcer. 7 00:00:22,141 --> 00:00:23,701 We have no idea how many artefacts there are. 8 00:00:23,741 --> 00:00:26,501 - There's just one more. - And it's you. 9 00:00:26,541 --> 00:00:28,621 If this turns purple, you've got Octiron in your blood. 10 00:00:28,661 --> 00:00:30,661 - What does that mean? - It's normal. 11 00:00:30,701 --> 00:00:33,821 If he's not the third artefact, then who is? 12 00:00:33,861 --> 00:00:35,621 You know, Lady Ramkin, 13 00:00:35,661 --> 00:00:39,781 Skimmer often brags about how easy it was to throttle your mother. 14 00:00:39,821 --> 00:00:41,861 Can you guarantee my safety, Captain? 15 00:00:41,916 --> 00:00:43,011 Cruces is gone. 16 00:00:43,035 --> 00:00:45,221 It's not Dr Cruces that I'm worried about. 17 00:00:46,661 --> 00:00:47,941 Who is she? 18 00:00:47,981 --> 00:00:49,701 Find us the worst version of Sam Vimes 19 00:00:49,741 --> 00:00:52,781 and we'll make him murder Sybil Ramkin. 20 00:00:52,821 --> 00:00:54,041 We've found him! 21 00:01:02,234 --> 00:01:03,274 Go. 22 00:01:16,581 --> 00:01:17,941 Hmm. 23 00:01:17,981 --> 00:01:20,421 A wizard was choking on a poison pill. 24 00:01:20,461 --> 00:01:24,341 I had to push my fingers down his throat to prevent regurgitation. 25 00:01:24,381 --> 00:01:25,421 I love that word. 26 00:01:25,761 --> 00:01:27,481 Regurgitation. 27 00:01:28,061 --> 00:01:31,921 He wanted to live so badly he bit off my finger. 28 00:01:32,981 --> 00:01:35,301 I wanted him to die so badly I let him. 29 00:01:38,181 --> 00:01:40,441 Believe in anything that much, Vimes? 30 00:01:40,941 --> 00:01:41,961 Hmm? 31 00:01:42,421 --> 00:01:43,501 The Watch? 32 00:01:45,301 --> 00:01:46,341 Yourself? 33 00:01:49,741 --> 00:01:51,101 You stay in this city, you're a dead man. 34 00:01:51,141 --> 00:01:52,341 Isn't that true of us both? 35 00:01:54,581 --> 00:01:56,401 Oh, yes, I thought I recognised that. 36 00:01:58,301 --> 00:02:01,621 The Watch Captain's badge is a precious relic in our Guild's culture. 37 00:02:02,981 --> 00:02:04,941 Remember King Veltrick? 38 00:02:04,981 --> 00:02:06,701 The founder of The Watch? 39 00:02:06,741 --> 00:02:09,441 He was wearing that when an assassin cut his throat. 40 00:02:11,101 --> 00:02:14,761 How appropriate that you'll be wearing it when your time comes, Captain. 41 00:02:19,281 --> 00:02:21,081 So you just let him walk? 42 00:02:21,981 --> 00:02:23,074 If Carrot's right, 43 00:02:23,098 --> 00:02:26,541 Carcer's been to the future and he knows our every move. 44 00:02:26,581 --> 00:02:28,741 We don't even know where he is or... 45 00:02:28,781 --> 00:02:30,701 Or who or what's helping him. 46 00:02:30,741 --> 00:02:32,423 So justice doesn't matter anymore? 47 00:02:32,463 --> 00:02:34,960 Whoever that third artefact is, 48 00:02:34,984 --> 00:02:37,301 Carcer is closer to finding them than we are. 49 00:02:37,341 --> 00:02:39,281 We're in no shape to take in prisoners. 50 00:02:39,941 --> 00:02:41,101 I did what I had to do. 51 00:02:41,141 --> 00:02:42,541 There is always a choice 52 00:02:42,581 --> 00:02:44,981 between what you have to do and what you should do. 53 00:02:45,021 --> 00:02:47,621 You were gonna let that man walk out there to his death. 54 00:02:47,661 --> 00:02:49,181 I can admit when I'm wrong. 55 00:02:49,221 --> 00:02:50,661 And I can admit when I'm right. 56 00:02:50,701 --> 00:02:54,461 If you don't hold Skimmer here, I will recapture him. 57 00:02:54,501 --> 00:02:56,101 And by the time I'm done with him, 58 00:02:56,141 --> 00:02:58,501 he won't be so much The Duke of Stab, 59 00:02:58,541 --> 00:03:00,261 as he'll be the Prince of Pottery! 60 00:03:00,301 --> 00:03:02,461 - And Textiles! - You said you'd given all that up. 61 00:03:02,501 --> 00:03:04,141 Well, maybe I was wrong about that, too. 62 00:03:04,181 --> 00:03:06,741 Because it worked far better than anything we've tried in here. 63 00:03:07,821 --> 00:03:10,381 You step one foot outside that door, 64 00:03:10,421 --> 00:03:12,661 I will come to your mansion and I will arrest you. 65 00:03:12,701 --> 00:03:13,741 For what? 66 00:03:13,781 --> 00:03:14,941 Doing what you should have done? 67 00:03:14,981 --> 00:03:16,437 For taking the law into your own hands. 68 00:03:16,481 --> 00:03:17,460 Whatever law there is, 69 00:03:17,484 --> 00:03:20,581 it belongs to a far stronger set of hands than yours, Sam. 70 00:03:28,461 --> 00:03:29,501 Sybil... 71 00:03:31,261 --> 00:03:32,381 Sybil? 72 00:03:33,781 --> 00:03:36,061 One foot outside that door... Eh? 73 00:04:19,061 --> 00:04:20,221 This is gonna hurt. 74 00:04:48,141 --> 00:04:49,981 Cheery, Klatchian coffee now. 75 00:04:58,221 --> 00:05:00,101 Somebody didn't sleep last night. 76 00:05:02,141 --> 00:05:08,946 Synced & corrected by -robtor- www.addic7ed.com 77 00:05:15,741 --> 00:05:17,101 ? You're frozen ? 78 00:05:17,141 --> 00:05:18,941 ? Hey! Hey... ? 79 00:05:26,861 --> 00:05:27,941 I will... 80 00:05:36,461 --> 00:05:39,381 Wanna do something... geeky? 81 00:05:40,541 --> 00:05:42,301 Should we start a... 82 00:05:42,341 --> 00:05:43,581 Well, what do you call it? 83 00:05:43,621 --> 00:05:46,101 - Uh... - A role-playing game? 84 00:05:46,141 --> 00:05:47,941 - I'm just gonna... - Oh. 85 00:05:50,781 --> 00:05:52,781 I saw you upstairs at the bar. 86 00:05:52,821 --> 00:05:54,781 All by yourself. 87 00:05:54,821 --> 00:05:57,181 I thought maybe you'd like to come down here 88 00:05:57,221 --> 00:05:59,301 and join my little support group... 89 00:06:00,061 --> 00:06:01,421 For virgins. 90 00:06:03,541 --> 00:06:05,661 What makes you think I'm a virgin? 91 00:06:05,701 --> 00:06:07,141 I'm really sensitive. 92 00:06:08,381 --> 00:06:10,981 You're bleeding. 93 00:06:11,021 --> 00:06:12,221 Oh, yeah, 94 00:06:12,261 --> 00:06:13,341 I just had a little blood test. 95 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:17,461 Sally make it... better. 96 00:06:17,501 --> 00:06:19,581 What are you doing? 97 00:06:19,621 --> 00:06:21,741 Why are you being so weird? 98 00:06:21,781 --> 00:06:23,421 Is the blood poisoned? 99 00:06:23,461 --> 00:06:25,021 Ugh, it's too salty? 100 00:06:25,061 --> 00:06:26,581 Oh, please not sepsis. 101 00:06:26,621 --> 00:06:28,501 No, there's nothing wrong with it. It's just ordinary. 102 00:06:29,821 --> 00:06:33,061 Not... special or... noble. 103 00:06:33,101 --> 00:06:36,821 Oh, honey. There's more to blood than nobility. 104 00:06:36,861 --> 00:06:41,715 And I can tell you for a fact there's only one noble-blood left. 105 00:06:41,781 --> 00:06:43,061 Lady Sybil Ramkin. 106 00:06:43,101 --> 00:06:44,581 Sally, you... 107 00:06:44,621 --> 00:06:45,981 You're a genius. 108 00:06:47,341 --> 00:06:51,741 So show this genius the goods. 109 00:06:54,421 --> 00:06:55,501 Dance! 110 00:07:05,381 --> 00:07:06,621 I'm gonna go. 111 00:07:06,661 --> 00:07:07,741 Shit. 112 00:07:09,101 --> 00:07:10,781 He's too literal, Sally. 113 00:07:14,261 --> 00:07:15,301 You're dead. 114 00:07:16,541 --> 00:07:18,421 Then I must be dead. 115 00:07:18,461 --> 00:07:19,661 Yes. 116 00:07:19,701 --> 00:07:22,541 This time, I actually must be really dead. 117 00:07:22,581 --> 00:07:25,261 Well, I'm not surprised. Today's the day. 118 00:07:25,301 --> 00:07:27,461 And the punishment for my sins 119 00:07:27,501 --> 00:07:29,741 is an eternity in a cell with you. 120 00:07:31,141 --> 00:07:32,635 We've been cell mates for two years 121 00:07:32,663 --> 00:07:34,124 and you always said we would have gone mad 122 00:07:34,148 --> 00:07:35,181 if we didn't have each other. 123 00:07:35,221 --> 00:07:37,781 - Two years? - Isn't that right, Mr Hand? 124 00:07:37,821 --> 00:07:39,461 That's some hurtful shit, Vimes. 125 00:07:39,501 --> 00:07:40,821 But... 126 00:07:40,861 --> 00:07:42,581 What? How did I get here? 127 00:07:42,621 --> 00:07:44,501 You're gonna die in here alone now. 128 00:07:44,541 --> 00:07:45,821 Come on, there's no... 129 00:07:45,861 --> 00:07:47,181 It's my plan, my way! 130 00:07:48,261 --> 00:07:50,221 Where am I? What is this place? 131 00:07:50,261 --> 00:07:51,901 It's Tanty! Tanty Prison! 132 00:07:51,941 --> 00:07:53,701 Tanty? 133 00:07:53,741 --> 00:07:57,061 That place is a wreck. It's been empty for years. 134 00:07:57,101 --> 00:07:59,061 This place has never been empty. 135 00:08:00,343 --> 00:08:01,741 Morning inspection. 136 00:08:11,221 --> 00:08:12,261 Urdo. 137 00:08:12,301 --> 00:08:13,501 Report. 138 00:08:13,541 --> 00:08:16,301 Present and correct, Officer Ironfoundersson. 139 00:08:16,661 --> 00:08:18,258 Carrot? 140 00:08:18,308 --> 00:08:20,021 Kid, I've never been so glad to see you. 141 00:08:20,061 --> 00:08:22,101 On the dots, Prisoner 177! 142 00:08:22,141 --> 00:08:24,274 Kid, it's me, your captain. 143 00:08:24,329 --> 00:08:25,431 You'll raise your hand if you want to speak! 144 00:08:30,541 --> 00:08:31,981 Are those sandals? 145 00:08:32,021 --> 00:08:33,941 You know he loves his sandals. 146 00:08:33,981 --> 00:08:36,201 And don't make trouble for the screws today. 147 00:08:38,501 --> 00:08:40,661 I don't know what's goin' on here, 148 00:08:40,701 --> 00:08:43,941 but if you ever... hit me again like that, 149 00:08:43,981 --> 00:08:45,821 I'll take those sandals and shove them right up your... 150 00:08:45,861 --> 00:08:46,861 Enough! 151 00:08:48,381 --> 00:08:49,501 Throw him to The Beast. 152 00:08:49,541 --> 00:08:50,661 _ 153 00:08:52,701 --> 00:08:54,621 Beast'll rip him limb from limb. 154 00:09:00,301 --> 00:09:02,181 The worst version of Sam Vimes. 155 00:09:03,261 --> 00:09:04,541 Weak, spineless, 156 00:09:04,581 --> 00:09:06,261 the most dangerous of all humanity. 157 00:09:06,301 --> 00:09:08,381 Oh, he's waking. 158 00:09:19,321 --> 00:09:20,321 Urdo? 159 00:09:20,821 --> 00:09:21,861 Mr Hand? 160 00:09:39,581 --> 00:09:40,821 Where's Lady Ramkin? 161 00:09:40,861 --> 00:09:42,801 - She left. - Took Goodboy. 162 00:09:43,781 --> 00:09:45,121 What happened to your jacket? 163 00:09:46,581 --> 00:09:47,781 Nothing. 164 00:09:47,821 --> 00:09:49,341 What happened to your... hands? 165 00:09:53,101 --> 00:09:55,781 Yeah, I like your... Your hair like that. 166 00:09:55,821 --> 00:09:59,741 It really suits you and your eyebrows, of course, they are nice 167 00:09:59,781 --> 00:10:01,501 with, sort of... Mm, er... 168 00:10:03,061 --> 00:10:05,461 Look, I think Lady Ramkin might be the third artefact. 169 00:10:05,501 --> 00:10:06,941 Wonse told me The Grimoire Sorcerer 170 00:10:06,981 --> 00:10:08,701 put Octiron in the blood of the last king. 171 00:10:08,741 --> 00:10:11,581 Lady Ramkin's the only noble-blood left in the city. 172 00:10:11,621 --> 00:10:12,981 What makes you so sure about that? 173 00:10:13,381 --> 00:10:14,581 Sally. 174 00:10:15,021 --> 00:10:16,461 - Sally? - Sally. 175 00:10:16,501 --> 00:10:17,941 Who the hell's Sally? 176 00:10:17,981 --> 00:10:20,201 Well... She knows a lot about blood. 177 00:10:22,461 --> 00:10:23,901 She's a stinking vampire. 178 00:10:23,941 --> 00:10:24,981 What? You... 179 00:10:26,541 --> 00:10:28,541 Your nostrils have gone all flarey. 180 00:10:28,581 --> 00:10:30,341 Werewolves. Vampires. 181 00:10:38,741 --> 00:10:40,341 I just want him to be safe. 182 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:42,221 What's wrong with that? 183 00:10:42,861 --> 00:10:43,941 Nothing. 184 00:10:43,981 --> 00:10:45,701 Come on. Let's find Lady Ramkin. 185 00:10:45,741 --> 00:10:47,501 Why's the captain running away? 186 00:10:48,261 --> 00:10:49,261 Oi! 187 00:11:00,301 --> 00:11:03,461 I'm gonna beat ya, 188 00:11:03,501 --> 00:11:04,581 eat ya, 189 00:11:05,581 --> 00:11:07,021 and then excrete ya. 190 00:11:08,981 --> 00:11:12,281 Sir, you have the soul of a poet. 191 00:11:19,741 --> 00:11:22,061 Thank the Gods! Detritus! 192 00:11:26,661 --> 00:11:28,401 So good to see ya. 193 00:11:30,821 --> 00:11:31,821 So good. 194 00:11:35,541 --> 00:11:36,581 You cut that out. 195 00:11:37,901 --> 00:11:40,101 You always signpost your jab. 196 00:11:47,261 --> 00:11:49,181 You killed my best friend. 197 00:11:49,221 --> 00:11:50,541 I'm your best friend! 198 00:11:50,581 --> 00:11:52,061 You landed on Pickety Warp. 199 00:11:53,341 --> 00:11:54,381 Who's Snickety... 200 00:11:54,421 --> 00:11:55,501 Pickety! 201 00:11:55,541 --> 00:11:57,581 Eat ya... 202 00:11:57,621 --> 00:11:59,135 I don't know what's happening, 203 00:11:59,193 --> 00:12:01,061 but I'm not the Sam you think I am! 204 00:12:03,821 --> 00:12:05,301 Hmm... 205 00:12:05,341 --> 00:12:06,701 How come your arm grew back? 206 00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:09,461 You think I lost my arm? 207 00:12:10,101 --> 00:12:11,981 Nah. 208 00:12:12,021 --> 00:12:14,001 But you thought that I thought that you did. 209 00:12:15,820 --> 00:12:17,903 Let's find out who you really are. 210 00:12:27,661 --> 00:12:29,301 Hey. 211 00:12:29,341 --> 00:12:30,821 Hey, where you going in a rush? 212 00:12:30,861 --> 00:12:32,861 Is this the past? 213 00:12:32,901 --> 00:12:34,141 Just a different present. 214 00:12:34,181 --> 00:12:36,341 You look... You look so young. 215 00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:37,661 You know me? 216 00:12:37,701 --> 00:12:39,781 Carcer Dun. You're my friend. 217 00:12:41,341 --> 00:12:43,961 You're not what I expected either, friend. 218 00:12:46,701 --> 00:12:49,061 That's why I busted you out of that prison. 219 00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:51,301 Yeah. Brought you into this world. 220 00:12:51,341 --> 00:12:52,701 Go on. Breathe its air. Go on. 221 00:13:00,461 --> 00:13:01,781 Better than a prison cell, though, right? 222 00:13:01,821 --> 00:13:03,301 Well... yeah. 223 00:13:03,341 --> 00:13:05,660 Well, if you want to keep breathing in this fresh air... 224 00:13:05,700 --> 00:13:07,021 Yeah. 225 00:13:07,061 --> 00:13:09,101 Then you have to do everything that I say. 226 00:13:09,141 --> 00:13:11,129 Otherwise you're gonna go back to that other place 227 00:13:11,153 --> 00:13:12,781 the moment you fall asleep. 228 00:13:12,821 --> 00:13:14,001 Captain? 229 00:13:17,301 --> 00:13:19,221 That's the... 230 00:13:19,261 --> 00:13:21,041 That's the worst screw in Tanty. 231 00:13:21,861 --> 00:13:26,301 Oh, well, here he works for you. 232 00:13:26,341 --> 00:13:29,741 I know. For some reason, he, er, he loves you. 233 00:13:29,781 --> 00:13:31,281 And respects you. 234 00:13:31,821 --> 00:13:33,661 No, seriously. 235 00:13:33,701 --> 00:13:35,701 And he'll do anything that you tell him. 236 00:13:36,541 --> 00:13:38,581 Go on. Put it on. Try it. 237 00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:47,821 Try telling him, "Stay there, Constable." 238 00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:49,221 Stay there, Constable. 239 00:13:49,261 --> 00:13:51,741 Yeah, yeah, but a bit more like a pirate. Argh. 240 00:13:51,781 --> 00:13:53,281 Argh. Argh. 241 00:13:53,310 --> 00:13:54,409 Yeah, don't forget the eye. So, 242 00:13:54,433 --> 00:13:55,821 "Stay there, Constable" 243 00:13:55,876 --> 00:13:58,601 Stay there, Constable. 244 00:13:58,981 --> 00:14:01,061 - He's staying. - He's staying. 245 00:14:01,101 --> 00:14:02,621 - Feels good, right? - Yeah. 246 00:14:02,661 --> 00:14:04,261 - Yeah, feels powerful. - Mm. 247 00:14:04,301 --> 00:14:05,981 - Wanna keep feeling powerful? - Yes. 248 00:14:06,021 --> 00:14:08,021 Then do everything that I tell you. 249 00:14:08,061 --> 00:14:09,421 But first, we got to get rid of them. 250 00:14:09,461 --> 00:14:10,861 - Okay. - Hmm. 251 00:14:10,901 --> 00:14:12,661 Ah, oh! Er, they're... they're looking for somebody. 252 00:14:12,701 --> 00:14:14,341 Lady Ramkin? 253 00:14:14,381 --> 00:14:16,101 They said she's an artefact? 254 00:14:17,101 --> 00:14:18,621 They did, did they? 255 00:14:20,381 --> 00:14:21,821 Interesting. 256 00:14:22,581 --> 00:14:25,341 All right. Thanks. 257 00:14:25,381 --> 00:14:27,221 Lead them to Tanty Prison, all right? 258 00:14:28,661 --> 00:14:30,061 - Er... - Yup. 259 00:14:30,101 --> 00:14:31,141 Go... 260 00:14:33,021 --> 00:14:34,221 - Stay there! - You got it. 261 00:14:34,261 --> 00:14:35,381 - Argh. - Off you go. 262 00:14:40,261 --> 00:14:41,341 Captain. 263 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,261 We need to find Lady Ramkin immediately. 264 00:14:43,301 --> 00:14:44,381 Yes. 265 00:14:45,701 --> 00:14:47,021 Oh, she's waiting for us. 266 00:14:47,061 --> 00:14:49,221 - Er, she is? - Yes. 267 00:14:49,261 --> 00:14:50,461 Why, sir? 268 00:14:50,501 --> 00:14:52,341 She said something about an artefact. 269 00:14:52,381 --> 00:14:53,861 - So then I was right? - Yes! 270 00:14:53,901 --> 00:14:56,661 You're a good... Carrot. 271 00:14:59,981 --> 00:15:02,261 Ha! I'm your captain. 272 00:15:02,301 --> 00:15:03,412 Sir. 273 00:15:03,437 --> 00:15:05,889 So, er, you go get the others 274 00:15:05,913 --> 00:15:08,261 and then we'll go to her. 275 00:15:08,301 --> 00:15:09,461 Huh? 276 00:15:09,501 --> 00:15:11,021 Why did you run off like that, sir? 277 00:15:11,061 --> 00:15:13,861 I needed a... Argh! 278 00:15:13,901 --> 00:15:15,461 I needed a breath of fresh air. 279 00:15:15,501 --> 00:15:17,021 In Ankh-Morpork? 280 00:15:17,061 --> 00:15:18,301 Mm. 281 00:15:19,621 --> 00:15:20,981 Fresh air. 282 00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:22,301 Right. 283 00:15:23,901 --> 00:15:27,741 This is Great-Great-Great-Grandmother. 284 00:15:27,781 --> 00:15:30,021 It's a pleasure to meet you. 285 00:15:33,511 --> 00:15:36,941 These are the oldest rocks in Tanty's foundations. 286 00:15:38,901 --> 00:15:41,421 Should you, er, be touching Grandma like that? 287 00:15:42,221 --> 00:15:44,541 Hmm... 288 00:15:48,021 --> 00:15:49,341 You're communing. 289 00:15:52,981 --> 00:15:56,541 Not your world. Not my Vimes. 290 00:15:57,541 --> 00:15:58,941 You been swapped. 291 00:15:58,981 --> 00:16:00,621 Did, did, did Grandma tell you that? 292 00:16:00,661 --> 00:16:02,941 Stone speaks stone. 293 00:16:02,981 --> 00:16:05,941 Even across splintered worlds like yours and mine. 294 00:16:05,981 --> 00:16:07,061 Splintered by what? 295 00:16:07,101 --> 00:16:08,821 Decisions, mostly. 296 00:16:08,861 --> 00:16:10,221 Swapped by who? 297 00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:11,301 Eh... 298 00:16:11,341 --> 00:16:12,661 Are... Are you telling me 299 00:16:12,701 --> 00:16:14,501 that the Vimes from this world 300 00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:16,280 is back in the world that I come from? 301 00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:19,021 Maybe. What's Tanty like over there? 302 00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:21,661 Oh, I don't know. I'm not in Tanty. I'm the Captain of The Watch. 303 00:16:23,101 --> 00:16:25,381 Captain of The Watch! Ha! 304 00:16:25,421 --> 00:16:29,381 That is one messed-up world. 305 00:16:29,421 --> 00:16:30,701 Did you hear that, Grandma? 306 00:16:30,741 --> 00:16:33,421 Captain of The Watch. 307 00:16:33,461 --> 00:16:34,781 She's laughing. 308 00:16:34,821 --> 00:16:38,101 You can't hear it, but she's laughing. 309 00:16:38,141 --> 00:16:40,741 Want to hear something really funny? 310 00:16:40,781 --> 00:16:44,581 Your great-great-grandson is my sergeant. Ha-ha! 311 00:16:44,621 --> 00:16:50,301 So, my Vimes is in your world, and he is your Detritus' boss? 312 00:16:53,341 --> 00:16:54,421 What, Grandma? 313 00:16:55,621 --> 00:16:56,821 Help me to get back. 314 00:16:56,861 --> 00:16:58,101 Hmm... 315 00:16:58,141 --> 00:16:59,661 Now, clearly, magic has something to do 316 00:16:59,701 --> 00:17:00,781 with me being here. 317 00:17:00,821 --> 00:17:01,821 Are there any wizards in Tanty? 318 00:17:03,181 --> 00:17:06,021 Help me to break out of here and get to Unseen University. 319 00:17:06,061 --> 00:17:07,501 Can we do that? 320 00:17:12,701 --> 00:17:15,821 Your Detritus... he's dead? 321 00:17:17,861 --> 00:17:19,261 Grandma told me. 322 00:17:29,101 --> 00:17:30,301 What happened? 323 00:17:33,301 --> 00:17:34,301 Hey. 324 00:17:35,141 --> 00:17:36,141 You... 325 00:17:38,241 --> 00:17:41,681 He... died doing his job. 326 00:17:42,221 --> 00:17:43,581 No! 327 00:17:46,381 --> 00:17:48,081 Second time he saved my life. 328 00:17:50,541 --> 00:17:52,361 Sarge! 329 00:17:52,621 --> 00:17:54,541 He was the best friend I ever had. 330 00:18:01,101 --> 00:18:03,341 You're my best friend now, Sam Vimes. 331 00:18:04,934 --> 00:18:08,441 I think I know a way I can save you one more time. 332 00:18:09,181 --> 00:18:10,181 Come with me. 333 00:18:15,927 --> 00:18:17,847 He's leading them straight into the trap. 334 00:18:18,021 --> 00:18:21,301 We'll meet Vimes there and take him onto the Ramkin mansion. 335 00:18:22,741 --> 00:18:24,541 There's something else? 336 00:18:24,581 --> 00:18:27,981 This Vimes is a bit pathetic, which is a surprise, 337 00:18:28,021 --> 00:18:31,821 and it turns out the Ironfoundersson kid isn't the third artefact. 338 00:18:32,981 --> 00:18:34,901 They think it might be Lady Ramkin. 339 00:18:36,621 --> 00:18:40,221 I built this to track Ironfoundersson after he got away from us. 340 00:18:40,901 --> 00:18:42,321 We can test it on her. 341 00:18:44,221 --> 00:18:45,621 Here we go again. 342 00:18:45,661 --> 00:18:47,941 The under-developed magical artefact gets pulled... 343 00:18:57,461 --> 00:18:58,861 ...I only went along with all this 344 00:18:58,901 --> 00:19:01,141 because you said I'd get something interesting to do. 345 00:19:01,181 --> 00:19:02,801 Why'd it go silent like that? 346 00:19:03,381 --> 00:19:06,881 It detects the silence that existed before anything else. 347 00:19:07,301 --> 00:19:11,541 Octiron sings with that same silence. 348 00:19:11,581 --> 00:19:16,101 It was forged by elemental magic long before there were worlds 349 00:19:16,141 --> 00:19:17,461 or men and women to walk upon them. 350 00:19:17,501 --> 00:19:19,101 Well... 351 00:19:19,141 --> 00:19:21,701 We don't need to know if Ramkin is the third artefact. 352 00:19:21,741 --> 00:19:24,301 We just need Vimes to kill her. 353 00:19:24,341 --> 00:19:25,381 Then we're free. 354 00:19:26,541 --> 00:19:27,781 And if he doesn't? 355 00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:30,261 This was your idea. 356 00:19:30,301 --> 00:19:33,261 I survived all these years because I never assumed 357 00:19:33,301 --> 00:19:36,861 the roof over my head today would still be there tomorrow. 358 00:19:36,901 --> 00:19:39,581 I've seen the ones who took you out of time. 359 00:19:39,621 --> 00:19:40,781 What they can do. 360 00:19:42,621 --> 00:19:44,021 We need every lever we can get. 361 00:19:47,581 --> 00:19:48,661 Guard them. 362 00:19:48,701 --> 00:19:50,141 _ 363 00:19:50,181 --> 00:19:51,621 They're using us, Goblin. 364 00:19:51,661 --> 00:19:53,141 I am only here for the exposition, 365 00:19:53,181 --> 00:19:56,141 while you are nothing more than a pointless allegory. 366 00:19:56,276 --> 00:19:58,276 _ 367 00:19:58,341 --> 00:19:59,821 Hey. 368 00:19:59,861 --> 00:20:02,381 He's acting really weird. 369 00:20:02,421 --> 00:20:03,908 Does he look like he can tell where he is 370 00:20:03,932 --> 00:20:05,061 through the sole of his boots? 371 00:20:05,101 --> 00:20:09,581 Ever since he met Lady Ramkin he's been wearing Demon Rum aftershave. 372 00:20:09,621 --> 00:20:11,101 All that matters is getting to her... 373 00:20:11,141 --> 00:20:12,181 He isn't wearing it now. 374 00:20:12,221 --> 00:20:13,341 ...before Carcer... 375 00:20:13,381 --> 00:20:15,181 Hello, Carrot, you listening? 376 00:20:15,221 --> 00:20:16,501 Just following orders. 377 00:20:16,541 --> 00:20:18,701 When were your orders to stop thinking, Carrot? 378 00:20:18,741 --> 00:20:20,141 Where are we? 379 00:20:21,141 --> 00:20:22,661 I've read about this place. 380 00:20:22,701 --> 00:20:23,901 Tanty. 381 00:20:24,901 --> 00:20:27,181 The city's first and oldest prison. 382 00:20:27,221 --> 00:20:28,792 It was built by King Veltrick to house the arrests 383 00:20:28,816 --> 00:20:30,374 he thought the Watch would make. 384 00:20:30,422 --> 00:20:31,801 Now it's empty. 385 00:20:31,829 --> 00:20:34,181 So why would Lady Ramkin be meeting us in an empty prison? 386 00:20:34,221 --> 00:20:35,781 Coo-ee. This way. 387 00:20:52,541 --> 00:20:53,821 There's your way out. 388 00:20:58,741 --> 00:21:00,021 I'm not leaving you. 389 00:21:00,061 --> 00:21:03,941 Don't worry. We meet again, Captain. 390 00:21:07,141 --> 00:21:09,501 Stone speaks stone. 391 00:21:12,661 --> 00:21:14,141 Hmm... 392 00:21:18,621 --> 00:21:19,741 Go on then. 393 00:21:30,141 --> 00:21:32,701 Argh, argh! 394 00:21:36,061 --> 00:21:37,101 Argh. 395 00:21:42,381 --> 00:21:43,541 What's through there, Captain? 396 00:21:45,501 --> 00:21:46,501 You. 397 00:21:48,061 --> 00:21:50,301 That's for putting me in The Hut so many times. 398 00:21:50,341 --> 00:21:52,781 Hut? What Hut, Captain? What are you talking about? 399 00:21:52,821 --> 00:21:53,821 Carcer... 400 00:21:54,661 --> 00:21:56,501 I knew something wasn't right. 401 00:21:56,541 --> 00:21:58,341 Come on, Sam. She's waiting. 402 00:21:58,381 --> 00:21:59,581 Captain? 403 00:22:00,221 --> 00:22:01,261 Captain! 404 00:22:07,301 --> 00:22:08,541 Hello. 405 00:22:08,581 --> 00:22:10,301 Cell inspection. Inspect... 406 00:22:12,141 --> 00:22:13,381 Move it along! 407 00:22:13,421 --> 00:22:15,381 Prison Regulation C stroke 21 A 408 00:22:15,421 --> 00:22:18,301 states that you will maintain access of five yards at all times! 409 00:22:18,341 --> 00:22:19,581 Nothing ever changes. 410 00:22:23,221 --> 00:22:24,421 Hey. 411 00:22:24,461 --> 00:22:26,221 How did you get away from The Beast? 412 00:22:26,261 --> 00:22:29,801 You said... today's the day? 413 00:22:31,621 --> 00:22:32,701 Get lost. 414 00:22:38,541 --> 00:22:39,781 The day for what? 415 00:22:39,821 --> 00:22:40,981 You know what. 416 00:22:41,021 --> 00:22:42,261 You got an escape plan? 417 00:22:42,301 --> 00:22:44,241 I haven't. I have. 418 00:22:45,901 --> 00:22:47,981 All right, then, I'm in. 419 00:22:48,021 --> 00:22:49,441 Say please. 420 00:22:52,621 --> 00:22:53,661 Please. 421 00:22:54,581 --> 00:22:57,321 All right, slag. You're in. 422 00:22:58,061 --> 00:23:01,754 Er, I got a bit of a knock on the head from The Beast. 423 00:23:01,809 --> 00:23:04,181 Perhaps you could remind me of the plan. 424 00:23:04,221 --> 00:23:06,221 My associate will explain. 425 00:23:06,261 --> 00:23:07,981 Thank you. 426 00:23:08,021 --> 00:23:09,361 That door... 427 00:23:09,981 --> 00:23:11,941 is the only way out of here 428 00:23:11,981 --> 00:23:14,781 and it can only get opened by the Warden. 429 00:23:14,821 --> 00:23:16,021 Hmm. 430 00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:18,141 Lots of doors behind that one. 431 00:23:18,181 --> 00:23:20,901 Warden's hand opens all of them. 432 00:23:25,501 --> 00:23:26,581 So... 433 00:23:27,421 --> 00:23:28,941 We're gonna cut it off. 434 00:23:32,047 --> 00:23:33,813 Is that absolutely necessary? 435 00:23:59,381 --> 00:24:00,661 The windows are all barred. 436 00:24:00,701 --> 00:24:02,141 The only way out's the way we came in. 437 00:24:02,181 --> 00:24:03,581 Excuse me... 438 00:24:03,621 --> 00:24:06,181 but could you tell me which one of you 439 00:24:06,221 --> 00:24:09,141 is most likely to eat the other one first? 440 00:24:09,181 --> 00:24:11,821 Just trying to organise my schedule. 441 00:24:11,861 --> 00:24:13,421 Don't worry, I know this guy. 442 00:24:14,941 --> 00:24:17,501 Can you help us get out of here? 443 00:24:17,541 --> 00:24:20,821 Oh, sorry. Can't really intervene. 444 00:24:20,861 --> 00:24:24,541 Oh, you must have some sort of special powers or skills? 445 00:24:24,581 --> 00:24:28,221 Well, I do have a little somethin'-somethin'. 446 00:24:29,421 --> 00:24:31,221 I've started writing songs, you see. 447 00:24:31,261 --> 00:24:34,541 It's nothing. They're just silly little things, really. 448 00:24:34,581 --> 00:24:38,621 Not that any of you would care. Nobody ever cares. 449 00:24:40,741 --> 00:24:42,901 - We would love to hear your song. - Huh? 450 00:24:42,941 --> 00:24:44,301 Sweet sensation. 451 00:24:44,341 --> 00:24:47,501 This one's called, uh, Last Breath. 452 00:24:51,501 --> 00:24:52,741 Yeah, yeah. 453 00:24:53,541 --> 00:24:55,221 Check it. 454 00:24:55,261 --> 00:24:57,581 Check it. One, two, break it down now. Uh... 455 00:24:57,621 --> 00:25:01,101 ? This is your last breath ? 456 00:25:01,141 --> 00:25:02,461 ? Hello ? 457 00:25:03,661 --> 00:25:05,701 ? I'm Death... ? 458 00:25:06,581 --> 00:25:08,161 Move it along! 459 00:25:16,748 --> 00:25:18,668 It has to happen today. 460 00:25:18,693 --> 00:25:21,293 My boys are on the outside waiting for us. 461 00:25:21,461 --> 00:25:24,701 Yeah, but cutting off a hand... 462 00:25:24,741 --> 00:25:26,741 All stand for the Warden! 463 00:25:38,181 --> 00:25:39,461 Good morning, class. 464 00:25:39,501 --> 00:25:41,821 Good morning, Warden. 465 00:25:41,861 --> 00:25:44,034 As you all know, 466 00:25:44,069 --> 00:25:49,061 our founder King Veltrick bled for a better world. 467 00:25:49,861 --> 00:25:51,861 The blood and the badge. 468 00:25:51,901 --> 00:25:53,301 The blood and the badge. 469 00:25:53,341 --> 00:25:56,061 The blood and the badge. The blood and the badge. 470 00:25:56,101 --> 00:25:57,901 - The blood and the badge. - The blood... 471 00:25:57,941 --> 00:26:00,161 In the name of his sacrifice, 472 00:26:01,341 --> 00:26:05,461 this prison is not actually a prison. 473 00:26:05,501 --> 00:26:08,561 No, it's a place of learning. 474 00:26:09,261 --> 00:26:12,021 A painful process. 475 00:26:12,061 --> 00:26:13,501 One that requires... 476 00:26:15,301 --> 00:26:16,901 extreme measures. 477 00:26:16,941 --> 00:26:21,461 And so, today, Group B will go in The Hut. 478 00:26:21,501 --> 00:26:24,381 Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! 479 00:26:24,901 --> 00:26:26,981 Prisoner 177! 480 00:26:27,021 --> 00:26:28,781 You're meant to be in the Hole. 481 00:26:28,821 --> 00:26:34,061 Well, if the Hole didn't teach him a lesson, the Hut certainly will. 482 00:26:34,101 --> 00:26:35,356 What's in the Hut? 483 00:26:35,407 --> 00:26:37,401 Everything we need to escape. 484 00:26:40,621 --> 00:26:41,701 Him, too. 485 00:26:44,061 --> 00:26:46,541 ? This is your last breath ? 486 00:26:46,581 --> 00:26:47,701 ? And the people say ? 487 00:26:47,741 --> 00:26:48,861 ? Hello ? 488 00:26:48,901 --> 00:26:50,261 - That's right. Uh. - I'm death. 489 00:26:50,301 --> 00:26:55,061 ? I'm Death ? 490 00:26:55,101 --> 00:26:57,028 Yeah. 491 00:26:57,083 --> 00:27:00,341 You feel me right? Call and response. Easy to remember. 492 00:27:00,381 --> 00:27:03,021 All the hallmarks of a stadium banger. 493 00:27:03,061 --> 00:27:05,301 Does it really have to be 37 minutes long? 494 00:27:05,341 --> 00:27:06,821 I can play you the club edit. 495 00:27:06,861 --> 00:27:08,901 Actually, tell me about your instrument? 496 00:27:08,935 --> 00:27:10,249 I've never seen one 497 00:27:10,273 --> 00:27:11,901 - that looks like that. - Oh. 498 00:27:11,932 --> 00:27:15,581 This? I, uh, fashioned this from what I could find. 499 00:27:15,621 --> 00:27:20,021 This is an old hourglass that was just sort of lying around. 500 00:27:20,061 --> 00:27:21,821 Anyway. 501 00:27:21,861 --> 00:27:25,781 I know that my appearance doesn't exactly scream "rock star," but... 502 00:27:25,821 --> 00:27:27,421 Bedsprings. I need bedsprings. 503 00:27:27,461 --> 00:27:32,141 ...people lie in bed at night and all they can think of is me. 504 00:27:32,181 --> 00:27:36,061 So, not only would I be bringing sweet licks to this band... 505 00:27:36,101 --> 00:27:37,821 What have you got in mind, Cheery? 506 00:27:37,861 --> 00:27:41,501 ...but I would also be bringing an audience. Uh... 507 00:27:42,221 --> 00:27:44,261 Ah, shit. 508 00:27:44,301 --> 00:27:45,501 I've inspired them. 509 00:27:50,141 --> 00:27:54,301 You do what I say, you never have to go back. 510 00:27:54,341 --> 00:27:55,581 But you have to earn your place here. 511 00:27:56,541 --> 00:27:57,981 You have to kill someone. 512 00:27:58,021 --> 00:27:59,861 I've never killed anybody. 513 00:27:59,901 --> 00:28:01,141 Course you haven't. 514 00:28:01,181 --> 00:28:02,621 How long you been in Tanty? 515 00:28:04,181 --> 00:28:05,781 Twenty years. 516 00:28:05,821 --> 00:28:07,421 You know, in and out. 517 00:28:07,461 --> 00:28:08,761 It's time to man up. 518 00:28:09,427 --> 00:28:10,747 This is how you get out. 519 00:28:15,261 --> 00:28:16,528 Killing's wrong. 520 00:28:16,553 --> 00:28:20,321 Don't think about it as right or wrong, good or bad. 521 00:28:21,421 --> 00:28:22,661 There's no such thing. 522 00:28:23,661 --> 00:28:25,001 There's just survival. 523 00:28:26,427 --> 00:28:28,361 And this is what you have to do to survive. 524 00:28:32,261 --> 00:28:33,861 Okay. 525 00:28:34,114 --> 00:28:35,434 Who do you want me to kill? 526 00:28:41,701 --> 00:28:43,101 That's the Prison Warden. 527 00:28:43,141 --> 00:28:45,061 Whatever she did to you in your world, 528 00:28:45,101 --> 00:28:46,701 take it out on her in this one. 529 00:28:48,581 --> 00:28:51,547 But she hasn't done anything to me in this one, has she? 530 00:28:51,582 --> 00:28:52,821 You wanna go back? 531 00:28:55,694 --> 00:28:58,494 Sam Vimes. Arrest me? 532 00:28:58,581 --> 00:29:00,741 I'd like to see him try. 533 00:29:00,781 --> 00:29:01,901 Come on, axe. 534 00:29:03,941 --> 00:29:06,061 We're better off without him, Goodboy. 535 00:29:07,221 --> 00:29:08,421 Let's go. 536 00:29:11,541 --> 00:29:12,981 How many more do we need? 537 00:29:13,407 --> 00:29:14,807 That'll do for now. 538 00:29:17,741 --> 00:29:20,021 When I was a kid, a mine tunnel collapsed. 539 00:29:22,061 --> 00:29:26,107 Ten of us trapped, lamps all shattered, tools broken. 540 00:29:26,133 --> 00:29:29,421 For a minute, all we could do was cry and scream and shout. 541 00:29:29,461 --> 00:29:32,381 And then I realised... we still had the lamps. 542 00:29:32,421 --> 00:29:34,101 We still had the tools. 543 00:29:34,141 --> 00:29:36,281 Just needed to figure out a new way of using them. 544 00:29:36,894 --> 00:29:40,374 So, we rigged a crank to move the rubble. 545 00:29:40,701 --> 00:29:42,378 You're gonna break through the wall with... 546 00:29:42,402 --> 00:29:43,741 Whatever we can find. 547 00:29:50,581 --> 00:29:51,661 There. 548 00:30:02,181 --> 00:30:03,221 Thank you. 549 00:30:03,261 --> 00:30:04,541 For what? 550 00:30:04,581 --> 00:30:07,221 Well, this is the second time you've saved me. 551 00:30:10,501 --> 00:30:11,901 When was the first? 552 00:30:11,941 --> 00:30:13,361 You, er... 553 00:30:13,386 --> 00:30:16,461 You pulled me up from the edge of the roof of the Unseen University. 554 00:30:17,901 --> 00:30:18,941 What? 555 00:30:21,501 --> 00:30:23,141 And then you arrested me. 556 00:30:23,181 --> 00:30:24,181 Arrested you for what? 557 00:30:25,581 --> 00:30:26,741 We were in a gang. 558 00:30:28,181 --> 00:30:30,781 And I sent you into The Watch House 559 00:30:30,821 --> 00:30:32,901 to free our friends and kill Captain Keel... 560 00:30:34,541 --> 00:30:35,821 but you didn't. 561 00:30:38,621 --> 00:30:40,101 So you killed him? 562 00:30:40,141 --> 00:30:42,381 No. No, no, no, no, no, no. 563 00:30:42,421 --> 00:30:44,421 I... I had a crossbow on you. 564 00:30:44,461 --> 00:30:47,741 I was angry at you for betraying me... 565 00:30:47,781 --> 00:30:49,261 - We can solve this! - ...but I couldn't. 566 00:30:49,301 --> 00:30:51,241 I couldn't go through with it. 567 00:30:51,861 --> 00:30:55,581 I could never go through with anything like that. 568 00:30:55,621 --> 00:30:57,061 No! 569 00:31:00,631 --> 00:31:03,861 But later, when you locked me away, 570 00:31:03,901 --> 00:31:05,886 he made you sergeant. 571 00:31:05,941 --> 00:31:08,621 And then you succeeded him as captain. 572 00:31:10,661 --> 00:31:11,701 Captain of The Watch. 573 00:31:13,221 --> 00:31:14,261 You were a good captain. 574 00:31:15,661 --> 00:31:16,781 Kind. 575 00:31:29,701 --> 00:31:30,781 You wanna be free? 576 00:31:30,821 --> 00:31:32,341 You made a promise. 577 00:31:32,381 --> 00:31:34,381 Then you have to go through with this. 578 00:31:34,421 --> 00:31:35,461 Keep it. 579 00:31:37,501 --> 00:31:38,581 Now. 580 00:31:53,021 --> 00:31:54,741 What you waiting for? 581 00:31:56,581 --> 00:31:59,381 Lady Ramkin isn't the third artefact. 582 00:31:59,421 --> 00:32:00,781 There's no Octiron in her blood. 583 00:32:00,821 --> 00:32:02,301 What does it matter? 584 00:32:02,641 --> 00:32:05,061 Sam kills her, he's finished. 585 00:32:05,101 --> 00:32:07,268 The Watch is finished. We're done. 586 00:32:07,328 --> 00:32:08,861 It reacted to Vimes. 587 00:32:08,901 --> 00:32:10,581 You can't really think he's got royal blood. 588 00:32:10,621 --> 00:32:13,301 What if there's something else about him that triggers the meter? 589 00:32:13,341 --> 00:32:15,621 They said there's nowhere in the multiverse 590 00:32:15,661 --> 00:32:18,181 where Sam Vimes murders Sybil Ramkin. 591 00:32:18,221 --> 00:32:21,181 Maybe because deep down he truly is noble. 592 00:32:21,221 --> 00:32:22,621 Even in this version. 593 00:32:22,661 --> 00:32:24,041 You mean "good"? 594 00:32:24,661 --> 00:32:27,241 Like I told him, there's no such thing. 595 00:32:27,501 --> 00:32:30,121 - You don't know that... - There's no such thing. 596 00:32:31,181 --> 00:32:32,601 How could there be? 597 00:32:32,907 --> 00:32:36,041 That would mean everything that I did, all of it... 598 00:32:39,261 --> 00:32:40,301 It would make me bad. 599 00:32:41,141 --> 00:32:42,141 Wouldn't it? 600 00:32:44,661 --> 00:32:45,901 Wouldn't it, Wonse? 601 00:32:50,701 --> 00:32:51,821 Come. 602 00:32:51,861 --> 00:32:53,101 I'll show you. 603 00:33:03,821 --> 00:33:06,821 - Intensive Arts and Crafts. - Ow! 604 00:33:07,774 --> 00:33:11,241 But the screws let us use the scissors. 605 00:33:11,781 --> 00:33:12,889 They're all blunt, 606 00:33:13,211 --> 00:33:16,528 but we've been sharpening up these ones for over a month. 607 00:33:16,563 --> 00:33:18,901 Right under their noses. 608 00:33:20,461 --> 00:33:24,701 Just have to swap them out for these papier-mache ones. 609 00:33:25,861 --> 00:33:27,641 Eyes down! Tools down! 610 00:33:28,701 --> 00:33:30,061 We have a visitor. 611 00:33:37,701 --> 00:33:39,241 And who do we have here? 612 00:33:40,581 --> 00:33:43,261 Prisoner 177, sir. 613 00:33:43,941 --> 00:33:44,941 Hello, Sam. 614 00:33:46,381 --> 00:33:47,741 Carcer... 615 00:33:47,781 --> 00:33:50,301 Captain Dun of the City Watch. 616 00:33:50,341 --> 00:33:51,341 It's okay. 617 00:33:54,167 --> 00:33:55,287 And what are we making here? 618 00:33:57,767 --> 00:33:59,967 Well, all prisoners show Captain Dun your work! 619 00:34:03,141 --> 00:34:05,421 Oh. Very nice. 620 00:34:10,981 --> 00:34:11,981 Sam? 621 00:34:13,127 --> 00:34:15,767 Oh, it's, um... It's just dogs. Dogs. 622 00:34:15,861 --> 00:34:17,301 Well, go on. Show us. 623 00:34:17,661 --> 00:34:19,061 Okay. 624 00:34:19,101 --> 00:34:21,261 Yes, yes. Doggies. 625 00:34:25,561 --> 00:34:28,241 I just need practice. Just a bit of practice. Yeah. 626 00:34:28,381 --> 00:34:30,101 - Keep at it, Sam. - Mm. 627 00:34:30,141 --> 00:34:31,741 Yeah? 628 00:34:32,541 --> 00:34:33,781 Keep at it. 629 00:34:33,821 --> 00:34:36,581 Great work, everyone. Thank you. 630 00:34:36,621 --> 00:34:38,141 Thank you. 631 00:34:43,821 --> 00:34:45,701 I need to get out of here. 632 00:34:45,741 --> 00:34:46,781 It's done. 633 00:35:13,661 --> 00:35:15,861 Well, that was clearly built by Goblins. 634 00:35:15,901 --> 00:35:18,541 Oh, yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah! 635 00:35:18,581 --> 00:35:20,021 Whoo! 636 00:35:21,021 --> 00:35:22,341 You got a scent on the captain? 637 00:35:23,421 --> 00:35:24,581 This way. 638 00:35:29,421 --> 00:35:30,901 You never liked him anyway. 639 00:35:32,501 --> 00:35:34,861 Well, that's not what you said last time. 640 00:35:41,541 --> 00:35:43,301 I suppose he did have nice eyes. 641 00:35:43,341 --> 00:35:45,941 And it was... 642 00:35:47,261 --> 00:35:48,781 good not to be alone. 643 00:35:55,861 --> 00:35:58,141 So, have you come to arrest me? 644 00:35:59,701 --> 00:36:01,581 I have to stab you. 645 00:36:01,621 --> 00:36:03,781 Quiet, Goodboy. 646 00:36:03,821 --> 00:36:06,021 Let the man euphemise if he wants. 647 00:36:06,061 --> 00:36:07,501 He's just a little jealous. 648 00:36:07,541 --> 00:36:08,941 Sorry, "Jealous"? 649 00:36:08,981 --> 00:36:10,481 Of you and me. 650 00:36:10,941 --> 00:36:12,661 I know we've had our differences, 651 00:36:13,501 --> 00:36:14,801 but I'm glad you're here. 652 00:36:15,981 --> 00:36:17,561 I've missed you, too. 653 00:36:17,901 --> 00:36:20,261 No, I... I really came here to... 654 00:36:23,661 --> 00:36:24,821 ...stab you. 655 00:36:26,301 --> 00:36:27,441 You're not Vimes. 656 00:36:30,821 --> 00:36:31,981 Skimmer. 657 00:36:32,021 --> 00:36:33,781 I was just coming to find you. 658 00:36:35,421 --> 00:36:38,221 Delighted to have saved you the trouble, Lady Ramkin. 659 00:36:38,261 --> 00:36:40,901 - Who's this? - Who are you? 660 00:36:40,941 --> 00:36:42,461 - Captain? - He's not the Captain, 661 00:36:42,501 --> 00:36:44,381 and you're going straight to my basement, Skimmer. 662 00:36:44,421 --> 00:36:47,541 Actually, I've come to take your corpse with me, Lady Ramkin. 663 00:36:47,581 --> 00:36:49,861 It'll be my ticket back into the Assassin's Guild. 664 00:36:49,901 --> 00:36:51,281 I have to be the one who kills her. 665 00:36:51,861 --> 00:36:53,361 Really? 666 00:36:54,267 --> 00:36:57,001 Well, I don't mind who does it just as long as I get her body. 667 00:36:59,781 --> 00:37:01,301 Thanks, stranger. 668 00:37:01,341 --> 00:37:03,521 Pleasure. Weirdo. 669 00:37:03,914 --> 00:37:06,721 There's two of us, Lady Ramkin. 670 00:37:08,094 --> 00:37:11,054 I only hope that you choose your one shot 671 00:37:11,079 --> 00:37:14,519 more wisely than your late father chose his friends. 672 00:37:14,544 --> 00:37:16,664 Oh, you didn't know? Oh. 673 00:37:16,689 --> 00:37:18,560 Your parents' inhumation 674 00:37:18,584 --> 00:37:22,249 was ordered by several of their closest friends. 675 00:37:22,381 --> 00:37:23,701 - Mm. - What? 676 00:37:23,741 --> 00:37:25,581 Maybe it was jealousy 677 00:37:25,621 --> 00:37:27,781 or perhaps deep down they never really liked them. 678 00:37:29,861 --> 00:37:32,181 You were supposed to attack while I distracted her! 679 00:37:32,221 --> 00:37:33,621 You didn't say that! 680 00:37:33,661 --> 00:37:35,661 Well, I wasn't gonna say it in front of her, was I? 681 00:37:35,701 --> 00:37:36,781 Take my axe. 682 00:37:37,461 --> 00:37:38,461 Ready? 683 00:37:39,541 --> 00:37:40,821 Here she comes! 684 00:37:40,861 --> 00:37:42,621 I'm not going back there! 685 00:37:56,261 --> 00:37:57,581 Back where? 686 00:37:59,581 --> 00:38:01,761 That badge doesn't belong to you. 687 00:38:06,821 --> 00:38:08,861 Put your hand through that reader. 688 00:38:08,901 --> 00:38:11,141 I don't want to hurt you. 689 00:38:11,181 --> 00:38:14,901 If I did that, it would encourage every prisoner in here 690 00:38:14,941 --> 00:38:17,661 to think that violence is the answer to their problems. 691 00:38:20,141 --> 00:38:23,821 Would someone please tell me what the hell is going on? 692 00:38:27,501 --> 00:38:29,321 - Forgive me. - For what? 693 00:38:35,101 --> 00:38:36,341 I have to do this. 694 00:38:37,861 --> 00:38:39,581 I won't back down. 695 00:38:41,501 --> 00:38:42,661 You won't? 696 00:38:43,581 --> 00:38:45,061 Not ever? 697 00:38:45,101 --> 00:38:46,741 I am sorry. 698 00:38:52,061 --> 00:38:54,461 There's always a choice... 699 00:38:54,501 --> 00:38:56,661 ...between what you have to do... 700 00:38:57,461 --> 00:38:58,841 ...and what you should do. 701 00:39:00,261 --> 00:39:02,381 I want that hand! 702 00:39:02,421 --> 00:39:05,661 Finish her! Finish... 703 00:39:54,941 --> 00:39:56,301 Vimes? 704 00:40:01,901 --> 00:40:02,901 Sam... 705 00:40:09,701 --> 00:40:11,061 - Vimes? - Sybil? 706 00:40:11,101 --> 00:40:12,341 - Is that really you? - Is it really you? 707 00:40:12,381 --> 00:40:13,701 What was the last thing we said... 708 00:40:13,741 --> 00:40:16,018 - It is you. - Is you. You should stop... 709 00:40:16,042 --> 00:40:17,021 I should probably stop... I should stop talking. 710 00:40:17,061 --> 00:40:19,541 - Yeah, I will... Shut. - Yes, you should. Stop talking. 711 00:40:19,581 --> 00:40:20,621 Hmm? 712 00:40:23,621 --> 00:40:25,141 Skimmer! 713 00:40:25,181 --> 00:40:27,381 - Did you see her, Captain? - Who? 714 00:40:27,421 --> 00:40:29,661 The woman who took your badge. 715 00:40:37,461 --> 00:40:40,021 - "The blood and the badge"? - That's what she said. 716 00:40:40,061 --> 00:40:43,001 What was she like? This... other me? 717 00:40:44,661 --> 00:40:46,105 What was he like? 718 00:40:48,221 --> 00:40:49,741 Captain? We're arresting you 719 00:40:49,765 --> 00:40:50,781 for aiding and abetting a fugitive. 720 00:40:50,821 --> 00:40:53,461 - Come out and surrender, you imposter. - It's all right. He's mine. 721 00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:57,480 I mean, ours. He's ours. He's our captain. 722 00:40:57,505 --> 00:40:58,745 Demon Rum aftershave. 723 00:40:58,901 --> 00:41:02,021 Lady Ramkin, we think your bloodline might... 724 00:41:02,061 --> 00:41:03,621 Wonse took my badge. 725 00:41:03,646 --> 00:41:05,981 King Veltrick was wearing it when the Assassins cut his throat. 726 00:41:06,221 --> 00:41:07,781 His blood contains Octiron. 727 00:41:07,821 --> 00:41:09,261 His blood is on the badge. 728 00:41:09,301 --> 00:41:10,741 Then Carcer has everything he needs. 729 00:41:11,621 --> 00:41:12,701 Shit. 730 00:41:15,701 --> 00:41:17,061 Iron in the Sword. 731 00:41:18,341 --> 00:41:19,581 Iron in the Bearer. 732 00:41:20,580 --> 00:41:21,940 Iron in the Crown. 733 00:41:23,061 --> 00:41:24,641 Iron in its wearer. 734 00:41:25,221 --> 00:41:29,061 They shine and shimmer in Noon's First Ray. 735 00:41:30,301 --> 00:41:33,941 Command the dragon and burn the day. 736 00:41:40,646 --> 00:41:45,381 CREDITS 737 00:41:45,381 --> 00:41:48,061 Check one, check two. Bring the jam now. 738 00:41:48,101 --> 00:41:51,541 ? This is your last breath ? 739 00:41:51,581 --> 00:41:55,781 ? Hello, I'm Death ? 740 00:41:55,821 --> 00:41:57,461 Let's get it. 741 00:41:57,501 --> 00:42:00,461 ? Say hello ? 742 00:42:02,101 --> 00:42:04,541 ? Say hello ? 743 00:42:04,581 --> 00:42:05,821 Yeah, here we go. 744 00:42:05,861 --> 00:42:10,541 ? I'm Death ?