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Mm...
- Oh. - It's not...
Are you sure you don't want some lube?
Um... yeah. I guess.
I got it specially 'cause it's, like,
it's a bit more viscous than the others.
Oh, it's super secure too.
LOL.
Is that good?
Maybe you could go on top instead.
Yeah. Yeah, sure.
OK.
- Ow. - Oh.
Oh!
Mm!
I'm so sorry. Are you OK?
Oh. Um... sorry.
One sec.
Hey, um...
You know we don't have to do this if you don't want to.
It's... It's fine.
We got this.
Is that good?
Um...
- OK. - That's...
- Oh. - That's not the...
Oh. Oh!
Oh, that's...
That's not the algorithm I planned for.
Just gonna change it. Oh.
I think I need to go.
Oh.
- We can just spoon. - Um...
I don't... sort of feel good.
I love you.
Oh, hello!
Oh!
This is for you.
Mm! You sure you don't want to come in?
No, thank you.
Oh. Cheers.
_
Gracias.
Sorry, but we can't hide a baby
from the other half of its family.
We're not. Bernardita knows.
- You know what I mean. - No, I don't.
Would you stop fussing?
Are you worried about...
Are you not... not sure if Santi is...
Obviously he is.
I'm just trying to understand so I can help!
If it's not that, why wouldn't we just get it out in the open?
Why are you obsessed with this?
I'm not. I'm just saying truth will come to light.
OK, Mum, if you would like to be helpful,
standing in the driveway sprouting clichés isn't it.
'Spouting', not 'sprouting'.
And we're not in a driveway.
What are you doing?
I'd rather walk than get driven by a superior cow.
Oh, sweetheart, there's no prizes
for making today hard for yourself.
Oh, my God!
Mum, if women can climb mountains
to get their children to another country,
then I'm pretty sure that I can handle Pyrmont Bridge Road.
Ita, you promised me that you weren't gonna do that.
_
You're not even a good liar.
_
Stop sneaking over there.
_
OK, just let me deal with it. I'm...
Wow. Deal with what?
Nothing.
Nothing! Everything's nothing with you, Santi.
You know this house.
_
It's really nothing, Dad. It's just Abuela messing around.
You know I've got spies at school.
I can find out everything.
Then go ahead and ask 'em.
Hey! I don't have spies at school.
- Sure you don't want an Uber? - Why is everybody so dramatic?
- Because you look deranged. - I'm clearly very balanced.
Are you ready for today?
You never really told me
how we're meant to be moving forward with... this.
Hello! Our history WIP.
How am I the one managing our collective focus?
I had a rhythm.
Why are you bringing the baby to school?
Because I'm keeping it. Can I please walk now?
Wait. Wait. Like, you're keeping it?
Well, that's mental!
- You've gone mental. - Well...
If I don't bond with her properly,
she'll become, like, a mass murderer or something.
- What?! - I don't know.
So, am I still meant to be the father?
I don't know!
Well, my dad's gonna kill me.
Lachie!
I just had a baby.
My boobs are giant burning rocks.
So I'm sorry if I don't have the brain space
to deal with you and your psycho dad.
But you have the brain space to deal with
some stupid presentation that's not even assessable!
It's my education.
What?!
Hey, Oly, it's me.
Um, just checking if you're OK. Can you text me, please?
Everything alright?
Uh... Whew.
There is a lot going on, yeah. Um...
Yeah, a lot to get our heads around.
Hey, if you need some fresh air or a family outing...
You said you'd come to the Latin Festival.
Oh, yeah, um...
Yeah, I don't know. I don't...
When has Angie ever said no to some dancing?
Mm.
Let's get some culture into the baby.
Just because she's not Latina doesn't mean she has to suffer.
I really should find Oly.
And if Jacinda Ardern can
bring her baby to the Prime Minister's office,
I think it's reasonable that I can bring my baby to school.
Shh.
You don't want to join the school mothers program?
We can transfer you very easily.
Excuse me.
What are you...
Oh, it's just a breast.
Yeah, well, that's easy for you to say.
You really might be more comfortable
at the mothers program.
Who might be more comfortable?
It's all set up specially,
and babies can be very disruptive
in a regular classroom environment.
Boys are disruptive. Do they get sent to a special program?
Gender equality in education is a destination, sir,
not a diversion.
I worry for the babies of today.
Now, that poor baby, you know, she...
What's her name?
Um...
Bro, you need to meditate.
You need to free your mind.
Oh, Papa Dawg.
- Here's the baby! - Oh!
- She's so beautiful. - Oh, my God, she is so sweet.
- Her cheeks are so red. - Oly, what's her name?
I'm waiting to see what name suits her personality.
- How long does that take? - They don't do anything yet.
It'd be better if they could speak straight out of the womb.
Will you make her bilingual?
- Um... - Yeah.
Hopefully.
Good morning, you crazy Ninja Turtles.
Ah-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho! Whoa!
Another mind to brainwash.
I'll remember that response when I'm marking your exams.
- Okey-dokey, who's ready to go? - Yes!
No, Oly, you don't have to present today.
- We're ready. - You don't have to stand up.
- OK. - Everybody needs to meditate.
We were thinking about different models of action
related to women's education,
and the relative outcomes for girls
in particular regions...
... to...
To analyse the effectiveness of those outcomes
in different societal cultures.
Have you decided what campaigns you might focus on?
Contraception for all!
Alright, alright, that's enough.
Um, we'll choose two and we'll compare them.
Um...
Um, so we were thinking...
Sorry.
Nah, come on, Dad, share that emotional load.
Daddy!
Papa!
Daddy. Daddy.
Sorry, puchita.
The feminist is busy right now.
Lachie, wait!
Hey, wait!
When were you even in the same place as him?
- This is so embarrassing. - I know.
Do you?!
Do you have any idea how lame it is
to cheat on me and have some stoner baby?
He's not a stoner.
- He's introspective. - He's introspective?
What, do you like him?
Oly...
Hey...
That was alright.
Look.
- Oh, shit. Fuck. - Huh?
- Oh, shit. - Keep going, keep going.
Do I have to hear it from someone else?
You don't want to tell me?
You don't want me to know you anymore?
Your life?
I didn't even know, Dad.
But now you do.
Be the one to tell me.
The baby, Dad. There's a baby. And it's mine.
I'm the dad.
I'm so... I'm sorry, Dad, I...
Hijo, I love you.
This is Lachie. You know what to do.
Are you excited to be stuck in here all day with me?
Mm-hm.
And I can save you from this boring-ass family all day.
I don't need saving.
Just because you have an Australian baby,
don't forget who you are.
Don't worry about it.
I don't worry about it.
I'm just saying, don't forget who you are.
Hey?
Hey? I'm Latin as.
OK, you're banned from talking for the rest of the day.
Why?
Oh, my God, stop! Stop.
You said it would be less awkward to meet here, not more.
Yeah, exactly. Imagine if he was doing this in their house.
What? I'm just getting into the spirit.
- It's baby's first salsa. - Salsa is Cuban.
We're only staying half an hour.
I don't want her overstimulated.
We can just have them over if you don't want to go in there.
- Yeah, if it's too much... - No, no, no.
Um, we're here.
You guys don't want to meet them? We have to meet them.
Just please be normal.
Ange!
Hi! Hi.
Hey, how are you? Hello, Oly. How are you?
Dom, Matias. Matias, Dom.
Hey.
Whoa! That is a handshake.
- We haven't got any tickets. - That's what I'm here for.
You're family. Come on. Come with me.
Oh, not sold out?
I found them.
Thanks to God!
I was dying to meet Matias's little work friend.
- Hi! - Hello!
- Hi. - Hello.
Yeah, well, you must be so tired, no?
Hm.
Is this our baby Hernandez?
Guys, this is Bernardita, Santi's grandmother.
So nice to meet you for the very first time ever in my life.
Yes, and it's lovely to meet you.
Thank you.
- Good to meet you. - Good to meet you.
Hi, I'm Angie.
- Bernardita? - Hello, Angie.
Hello!
I can, yes?
Sorpresa, sorpresa, sorpresa!
Sorpresa.
Oh, beautiful!
Oh, don't think we'll be needing this.
They're so awkward, this family, no?
Half an hour, we smoke-bomb and blame it on the baby.
Where is she taking her?
Mm!
Eat something while you can, darling.
I should get the baby back.
Matias got two wives, has he?
I don't know who that is.
Ho-ho! Whoa!
It's pretty normal.
Dance-fucking someone else's husband?
Yeah. The sexier it is, the less you have to worry.
Which you would know if you had kept coming to the lessons.
Whatever.
I'm gonna have a look at this.
She's dressed too warm for today.
- Oh. - But she's pretty now.
Rosa...
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- Hola, Ita. - Hola.
- Mwah! - Hola.
Oly, come here.
- No, no, no, no. Ita. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- No, no, no, no, no. - Ita, we don't need to do that.
- We don't need... - No, no, no.
OK.
Little bit closer.
Like a family.
Aw! The newest little Hernandez!
- Hi, Santi. - Hi, Ms Davis.
You are doing so well.
I would have told everyone to fuck off by now.
- Let's find you somewhere quiet. - I'll go.
- You sure? You alright? - I'll be back in a minute.
Where's she going? We should get a big photo.
She's gonna feed the baby.
- Then we should have a dance. - Oh, no, we're heading off.
We... We... She's tired. We're gonna go soon.
You're not going anywhere without having a dance.
Eso!
Don't forget to move those tight hips of yours.
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Just relax, my friend.
Why didn't you say anything to me?
About what?
You knew it was Santi.
Yeah, um, for a couple of days.
Um, I should look out for Oly.
You knew I had a granddaughter
and you let me find out with everyone else.
Yeah, I promised Oly.
Why would you hide it? This makes us family.
Yeah, I know.
Oh!
So what does it mean when the dance
looks like two people who have fucked before?
- It's just dancing. - Is Matias the guy?
Is he the one?
Where's Oly?
Ange, did you have a crack at him
before or after you knew you were kind of related to him?
Could we do that smoke bomb now?
Definitely. Let's go.
Oh, no, I'll get the pram.
Oh. Is that...
No, wait.
Hey.
Are you OK?
So, are you going to tell Oly or do you want me to?
Don't be ridiculous.
You know you don't have to be polite to people who snub you.
She didn't snub me.
They come, they go. Bye-bye.
Why are you always so aggro?
Aggro?
Why aren't you aggro, you weak canguro piece of shit?
You get a girl pregnant, you don't even know her,
and you don't care that she doesn't know you.
She will never see you, not like me.
Hey, what's going on?
He's so... aggro.
Hey, is everything OK?
They didn't stay long.
It's a big change. It's a big change.
Yeah.
- What are you doing? - Can you hug me, like normal?
I fucking hate you.
What?
You better get that.
Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh.
Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh.
No, don't. I'm sorry.
I hate everything about you.
Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh.
Hey, sh-sh-sh.
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